Gavin McInnes talks about a massive sinkhole in New York City, the power outages in his office, and the weird things he gets sent on TikTok. Plus, a new kind of sprinkles.
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00:00:13.000Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness Play my tentacles in the crucible just to see the world as
00:06:17.000My mom, who is petrified of things like this because she gets her identity stolen no less than five times a year, her response was, I'm afraid.
00:11:52.000But as many of you have noticed, it is with a heavy heart to announce that we have decided together that it is best for us to take a break from our relationship right now.
00:12:00.000I know many of you are invested in our love.
00:12:51.000People in Hollywood, they're disgusting.
00:12:53.000They have shitty lives and all they do is tell us how to live and what we're doing wrong.
00:12:59.000And you're like, why don't you clean your own house first, Miss Glass House?
00:13:04.000But I suspect that there's shit that goes on where, like, she was dating, I think she was dating, like, some guy at TBS before she got a show.
00:13:15.000Then she was dating the guy who runs Chateau Marmont.
00:13:18.000And I always suspect there's some sort of Machiavellian relationship.
00:13:22.000Like, you know how in the monarchy, they'd have the queen of Germany marry the queen, the king of England, and that would stop the warring tribes.
00:13:30.000And they wouldn't even know each other, but they'd have someone from France marry someone from Spain, all to stop wars and bring the nobility together.
00:13:41.000Like, he's with her, right, for a year.
00:13:43.000He puts up with fucking this old bag, dumps his super awesome Filipino wife, mother of his kid, stays with her during quarantine, his ex-wife that is, and then he gets his own movie.
00:14:42.000No, it's the end of your relationship, my dear.
00:14:45.000And you're getting older and there's going to be less and less of these.
00:14:49.000She just had Martha Stewart on her show and Martha Stewart was talking about how all the guys she could be paired up with are either married or dead.
00:14:57.000And sometimes she just waits for the wife to die.
00:17:00.000When I was writing my book, all the publishers were obsessed with Chelsea Handler because she unloads books like a fucking fiend, or at least did.
00:17:12.000I guess because she tells women how to be happy and they love that kind of shit.
00:18:09.000I can't be funny, so I'm just going to repeat all of our ethnic stereotypes, and then you can laugh about how your mother doesn't really get things.
00:18:16.000Although, I guess we were just laughing with the white mom.
00:18:19.000You got to follow your dream and become a beer spokesman.
00:21:12.000Well, he's made the decision to dump her.
00:21:15.000And she's like, hey, honey, we should do a one-year anniversary video.
00:21:18.000And he's like, I either say no, and you know what I'm about to do, and then I got to dump you right now, and I'm too hungover because I tried to drink beer and I forgot I don't have the proper enzymes because I'm Asian.
00:22:38.000Chelsea Handler, Joe Coy, fucking Whitney Cummings, you all suck.
00:22:44.000And you've taken one of our favorite things, watching stand-up, and turned it into a fucking cringe fest of diversity and politics and abortion and Trump and white women.
00:22:58.000I tapped out of the Bill Burr special too.
00:23:13.000You know, he had a point that he almost made a good point.
00:23:15.000He was like, he's like, all the white liberal women, which he says a lot, they're like, if it was slave, if it was the period of time where there were slaves happening, they would be doing the same thing where they'd be like, yeah, come into my shop, but don't touch anything, whatever.
00:23:29.000But I think the real good point is that he's been saying that for 100 years now.
00:28:23.000I looked up all of these horrific stories about kids that are starved to death and beaten and abused and all that, and there didn't seem to be a pattern.
00:28:31.000The gays seemed to be like 2% of the parents that were doing horrible things, and that's about what they represent in the population.
00:28:40.000But someone sent in this 2016 study called Invisible Victims, Delayed Onset Depression Among Adults with Same-Sex Parents, that shows 85 to 90% of children raised by homosexuals report abuse.
00:28:54.000The well-documented tendency toward greater levels of intimate violence in same-sex partners appears also to be present in parental relationships.
00:29:16.000Prior studies have not documented this abuse, most likely because almost all have been based on parental reports, which minimize abuse self-reporting.
00:29:24.000And none have ever asked directly about parental abuse.
00:29:28.000In the only prior study based on retrospective reports, children with lesbian mothers, including those temporarily in a lesbian relationship, reported a substantially higher rate of sexual abuse at 23% than did those with consistently heterosexual parents.
00:29:51.000And yeah, there's something, maybe there's the bond you have when you make a child from scratch is different.
00:30:02.000I'll never forget reading Dan Savage's book about his kid, DJ, and how he felt nothing when he was born and had no bond with him whatsoever.
00:30:13.000But I'm not going to say that kids who are adopted are less loved than kids who are biological.
00:33:29.000I miss the good old days, the 80s, where you'd call a boss and you'd tattletale and the boss would go.
00:33:36.000So I kind of had that at CRTV where back when I was on Twitter, I saw a female pilot and she had an enormous ass and she was getting into the pilot seat of the plane I was on.
00:33:51.000And I was like, I just saw a pilot with an enormous ass.
00:33:55.000A big fat woman is driving this plane.
00:33:57.000If I don't make it, I want you to know that I had a good run and I love you all or something like that.
00:34:23.000If some tranny comes up to the head of the dean, I think it's called, it was called the master, the guy who runs all the deans, I mean all the dorms, but they changed that because it's too much like slavery.
00:35:58.000There was a big documentary about the hell that these things go through called blackfish, which is another name for orcas and killer whales.
00:36:09.000And I think the film's understanding is, their theory is that these things are kept in these boxes overnight, and it's like a sensory deprivation tank, and it makes them insane.
00:36:19.000The reason they're kept in these cement boxes is because activists were kept trying to free them.
00:36:24.000There was one millionaire who offered a million dollars for them to free this guy.
00:36:29.000But this guy's worth $15 million to people.
00:38:48.000She was trying to escape, and every time she got free, that's her there, every time she got free from Tilly Kum, the other orcas would block her path.
00:38:58.000And they just kept ramming the shit out Of her, dragging her down, carving her up, biting her.
00:39:03.000And whenever they tried to get the body, the killer whales would attack whoever came.
00:39:07.000So it was several hours these girls were there.
00:39:11.000She keeps smiling in a nervous smile, and she's talking about the death of this.
00:39:14.000It was it like an amusement park that was kind of on its last legs and everything was a bit gray.
00:40:39.000I always, remember my theory that that's how we became carnivores?
00:40:42.000Because we were like monkeys and monkeys like to eat your genitals and there was some alpha fighting and he bit off some genitals and then he got stronger because he had all that protein and then the next thing you know we're fucking cooking up dicks.
00:40:57.000And here's the spookiest part about this poor bastard.
00:41:00.000After he killed him, he's got no balls.
00:41:04.000Tilly Cum put the dead naked cadaver on his back and was sort of gliding around the pool, showing it off like, I killed a hippie, I killed a hippie, I ate his dick,
00:43:21.000So she's wearing little rubber boots and she's feeding them and stuff.
00:43:25.000And she was walking back, leaving the area.
00:43:29.000She slips on the edge of the pool and goes right into the water.
00:43:38.000Our buddy here, Tilly Coomb, sees it happening, starts charging her, and just as she is pushing up out of the water, he bites into her feet and rips her down and drowns her.
00:43:52.000And it's never just like a casual going down thing.
00:46:03.000So Andy No points out, though some Antifa members in Portland have been warning their comrades about making a vendetta against motorcycle clubs, others have welcomed the feud and are discussing ways to arm up for quote-unquote battle.
00:46:18.000And then Bernard of PDX, Portland, says, it's not for everyone, obviously, but for those of us who are comfortable going into actual battle, we need to organize so that we can offer some solid opposition to groups like motorcycle clubs who are comfortable shooting first and need little reason.
00:47:08.000But I hate how this gets intellectualized.
00:47:12.000And they talk about the Crown Heights riots of 91.
00:47:17.000And this article says, in 1991, a three-day riot broke out after a car veered onto the sidewalk and fatally struck seven-year-old Gavin Cato.
00:47:27.000The suspect behind the wheel of the car was Jewish and Cato was black.
00:47:30.000Reports indicated that the driver was transported from the scene before Cato, and rumors grew about what transpired at the scene of the accident.
00:48:23.000They hate Jews and they see, no, they hate whites and they see Jews as the apex whites.
00:48:30.000They don't want whites in their neighborhood and they're also they like to beat up Jews because these Hasids tend not to fight back.
00:48:38.000So it's a white I get to kick the living shit out of and I don't get arrested and he's not an Irish boxer and he's not a fucking armed redneck.
00:48:46.000He's an unarmed, wealthy white person I can hurt.
00:50:41.000Y'all ain't gonna wake up and see this shit.
00:50:43.000I'm telling y'all real facts with real life tears in my eyes, man.
00:50:47.000If you are not from Chicago, or if you live in Chicago, stop thinking every fucking gunshot going off came from your motherfucking ops, man.
00:52:06.000Looks incredibly like the guy in the surveillance video.
00:52:09.000Police took the son, whose identity we were not given, into custody.
00:52:13.000Then they got a call from another woman who said they had the wrong guy, that it was her boyfriend who robbed the bank, and this is her boyfriend, Conrad Zerdiak.
00:52:24.000The actual perpetrator was white as could be.
00:52:27.000He had bought a theatrical mask from Beverly Hills, which cost a few thousand dollars.
00:52:32.000And it's very lifelike, and he had it on.
00:52:36.000And it looks like the guy they called Crime Stoppers about.
00:52:40.000I mean, his mom said the cartoonish nose?
00:57:42.000And the next thing you know, you manifested hate where there was none.
00:57:47.000And I thought this was an amazing paragraph.
00:57:49.000So there's a new group called the Justice League that is going to stand up to them.
00:57:54.000And it's a group of activists who make it their mission to confront racism in our region.
00:57:59.000Lately, the Prowd Boys' arrival in Long Island, coupled with extremism, racist acts, and violence across the state, have made their work both more urgent and more difficult.
00:58:10.000So you go, okay, this sounds terrible.
00:58:36.000On the Proud Boys, Long Island Substack, a newsletter describes their May 21st demonstrations in Long Island as a display of patriotism and love for the country.
00:58:48.000Proud Boys are announcing what their march is about.
00:58:51.000To spread cheer and goodwill in these communities that we love.
00:58:55.000Claiming that they were welcomed with open arms, a spokesperson for Substack did not immediately respond to questions about the Proud Boys' use of its platform.
00:59:03.000But the company's terms of use state that Substack cannot be used to publish content or fund initiatives that incite violence based on protected classes.
00:59:14.000So the Proud Boys say we want to spread cheer and goodwill in these communities.
00:59:18.000The journalist contacts Substack and says, doesn't that violate your initiative on inciting violence?
01:02:18.000Is that like a hate fuck, but you don't have a girlfriend?
01:02:21.000Keith and Danielle, the Proud Boys are known nationwide for their very strong political beliefs and ideas.
01:02:27.000Well, now it appears they have adopted a very popular icon as part of their new look.
01:02:36.000Pushing and shoving and controversy at a protest rally at the University of North Texas in Denton, as seen in this storyful video by Ismael Belcorum.
01:02:46.000And at the center of it all, the Proud Boys, a far-right-wing organization that has apparently added a familiar face to their uniform.
01:02:54.000It's a face just about every Texan knows.
01:02:57.000It's Bucky the Beaver, friendly, goofy, bucktoothed face of Bucky's, the massive chain of gas station emporiums.
01:03:06.000The Proud Boys are already known for expressing their own political beliefs and ideas at rallies and protests all over the United States.
01:03:14.000And now it appears they're using Bucky's pet beaver to promote those far-right ideas.
01:03:20.000So just what do the Historians think of this new addition to the Proud Boys look?
01:03:25.000I think it's probably pretty bad that any political group would use Buckies as part of their advertising.
01:03:30.000Well, they shouldn't be using like a family-friendly logo to promote their own hate group.
01:03:38.000If they're doing that, they're giving an impression that Buckies is behind them and that they're promoting their action, whatever action they're taking, which is not right.
01:03:53.000In Conroe, Nurse Lorene Roberts is a former officer with Pride Houston and a prominent member of the LGBTQ community.
01:04:01.000She told us what she thinks about Bucky the Bee.
01:04:06.000I think it is blatant disregard not only to individuals and people all around them who they are disrespecting, but also to the company itself.
01:04:53.000The new 14 words have nothing to do with race, and they are, nobody is going to prevent us from providing clean bathrooms equally To all people.
01:05:03.000Well, I'm glad you think it's funny, Gavin, but I don't support your little group.
01:08:05.000Dear Linda and her GOMO co-host, while searching for more information about the ephemeral news of mass shootings in my city of Philadelphia, oh, you poor bastard.
01:08:14.000Couldn't imagine being in Philly these days.
01:08:17.000I came across this wonderful mass shooting tracker site.
01:08:20.000I can't say I'm totally shocked by what I found.
01:08:22.000Philadelphia has at least one mass shooting a month, a total of six so far this summer.
01:08:28.000Turns out that 99.9% of the people shooting up the streets across America aren't disgruntled 4chan doomers, go figure.
01:08:34.000Shocked that New York City only has one.
01:08:37.000I guess most of the NYC shootings are one-on-one, one and done.
01:08:40.000Maybe you'll discover some fun info here.
01:11:10.000It reminds me of when I was teaching in Taiwan, there was a book that was written, a kid's book that was written by the number one English student in the whole country.
01:11:20.000And it was a black family, and one of the boys' names was N-I-G-E-R.
01:11:27.000I don't know if that's pronounced Niger.
01:11:29.000And he got the name from a map of Africa.
01:11:32.000And he walks into the room, and the dad, black dad, said, What a lazy Niger.
01:17:57.000Sometimes her little interjections are mildly funny, but when you stop the show to lead her into her own rabbit hole, the result is solid gold.
01:18:05.000The Long Island podcast segment had me choking, crying, and possibly shitting.
01:18:09.000Haters going to hate, but Linda's great.
01:18:13.000Would you rather French kiss a guy for 10 seconds or quickly lick his cock from base to tip?
01:19:08.000They barely even hide their agenda anymore.
01:19:10.000This is a government agency going out of its way to criminalize political views that were considered mundane six years ago and normal ten years ago.
01:19:22.000The three-letter organization involved didn't raid his home for over a decade, despite him making the same kinds of videos, but then all of a sudden decide after he says he's a Trump supporter, Jesus, we are all fucked.
01:20:56.000And then Gavin Wax and this other dude who got doxed by Antifa and had to move to the South jumped in and fought Antifa and called for the cops.
01:21:09.000So they get, there was like 10 guys that jumped Paul.
01:21:14.000And out of the 10, the cops managed to grab three of them, Kai Russo, Caleb Perkins, and Finbar Sloanem.
01:21:22.000Magically, lawyers appear out of nowhere and get all three of them out.
01:21:27.000And this is Caleb Perkins' second run-in with the cops.
01:21:31.000And it's the second time a big-titted Jewish lawyer magically appeared and got all his charges dropped.
01:21:38.000Then a few hours later, the thing with Max and John, probably the same Antifa dudes happened and they instigated two fights that night.
01:21:48.000Oh, and after they beat up Paul, by the way, they stole all his equipment.
01:24:07.000Anesthesiologist Giovanni Quintela Bezera was arrested at the woman's hospital in San Jao de Meriti, Rio de Janeiro State, Brazil, in the early hours.