Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E144 - KILLER WHALES

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness Play my tentacles in the crucible just to see the world as

00:00:44.000 something beautiful for Gemel myself.

00:00:53.000 These London clouds are flying down and pop that was Dance, Gavin, Dance and their new hit single Die Another Day.

00:01:05.000 Dance, Gavin, Dance are named after me at a wedding where I was reluctant to get out on the dance floor.

00:01:12.000 And my wife came over and she said, are you going to dance?

00:01:15.000 And I said, no.

00:01:17.000 And my daughter said, dance, Gavin, dance.

00:01:19.000 And I proceeded to tear the roof off the place with some of the most intense dance moves that were passionate, acrobatic, hypnotizing.

00:01:33.000 And Linda, what do you think of them?

00:01:35.000 Did you think they were good dance moves?

00:01:38.000 You're cool.

00:01:40.000 Linda?

00:01:42.000 Oh, Linda's not here.

00:01:45.000 That's right.

00:01:46.000 We didn't invite her back.

00:01:48.000 That was harrowing.

00:01:51.000 I went to the bar after, and I felt like I had just ran a marathon.

00:01:56.000 You know those tough mudder things where you got to go up a thing and then go through mud and then go under some barbed wire.

00:02:05.000 I'm glad we did it.

00:02:07.000 It was fun.

00:02:09.000 But yeah, we've had a good fill of our new friend for now.

00:02:14.000 A lot of angry letters.

00:02:16.000 No one was undecided about Linda.

00:02:19.000 Half the letters are, fuck you, I'm canceling my subscription, you suck.

00:02:23.000 And the other half were, you're a genius.

00:02:25.000 This woman is a gift from God.

00:02:26.000 Thank you, thank you, thank you.

00:02:28.000 I hate you.

00:02:32.000 Just down the street from us, we had a crazy storm last night.

00:02:36.000 It was lakes everywhere.

00:02:37.000 Roads were closed off.

00:02:39.000 Took me like half an hour to get home.

00:02:43.000 And maybe about 10 blocks from here, a massive sinkhole appeared.

00:02:49.000 I think there was some sort of broken pipe or something.

00:02:53.000 And look at this hole it created.

00:02:58.000 Those people got to get the fuck out of there.

00:03:03.000 I've ever seen it.

00:03:05.000 Like, why would you...

00:03:06.000 Whatever car is in the way, get out of the way, and then those other cars better go.

00:03:10.000 Because if you go to the next one, you will see peace.

00:03:18.000 I told you.

00:03:20.000 So this office could be swallowed up at any moment.

00:03:26.000 We don't know.

00:03:27.000 How dare you disrespect me looking like the motherfucking Universal Studios riot earthquake?

00:03:36.000 Speaking of sprinkles, I discovered a very funny chick on TikTok. 1.00

00:03:40.000 Oh, good.

00:03:41.000 Who's insanely hot, but way too young for an old man. 1.00

00:03:45.000 Because I sent you that separately.

00:03:48.000 I got it, and I also have something special.

00:03:50.000 Oh, you created it.

00:03:53.000 This would be a sprinkles scenario?

00:03:58.000 Bumper.

00:03:59.000 Here we go.

00:04:01.000 Sprinkles bumper.

00:04:11.000 I hate it.

00:04:12.000 That's for every time we think there's.

00:04:14.000 I thought I was just going to say sprinkles scenario across the top, and then there'd be like diamond snow things.

00:04:21.000 Why would you think the word scenario would be in there?

00:04:23.000 Meanwhile, you just thought about it.

00:04:26.000 I don't think it's that obvious that the word scenario would be.

00:04:28.000 And I don't see sprinkles as the kinds on ice cream.

00:04:31.000 I see them as like fairy dust.

00:04:34.000 Okay, well, I can edit that.

00:04:36.000 But can't you have fairy dust land like on my desk?

00:04:40.000 Yeah, we'll do that.

00:04:41.000 Yeah, let's do that.

00:04:42.000 You can can that one.

00:04:45.000 Messages my mom has sent me recently.

00:04:48.000 This looks like a image file, like the coding for one.

00:04:52.000 I don't know how she managed to do that, but it was really long.

00:04:57.000 And I said LOL.

00:04:58.000 And she said, I'm just trying to shop.

00:05:02.000 So I'm like, you texted me.

00:05:04.000 This is at 2.45 in the morning.

00:05:06.000 She goes, what are you doing?

00:05:07.000 I never saw it before.

00:05:09.000 You never saw what?

00:05:11.000 I never saw it before.

00:05:12.000 I don't know.

00:05:13.000 Are you sure it's for me?

00:05:14.000 Love yo going to bed, having some cookies and milk.

00:05:18.000 This one just unannounced says cheese puffs.

00:05:22.000 How are you feeling today?

00:05:23.000 Better.

00:05:24.000 No temp, chills, sore throat.

00:05:27.000 A picture of a jack-o'-lantern, and then it just says goonies. 0.83

00:05:31.000 This is the pumpkin she made.

00:05:33.000 This says birth goofedoo, and then it's a poly pocket, polyville mega mall, and there's just a V at the bottom.

00:05:42.000 That's like Linda text messages. 0.79

00:05:44.000 Yeah, similar.

00:05:45.000 Wow.

00:05:46.000 There's another one from her, too.

00:05:47.000 She same thing.

00:05:50.000 My parents, I was sending my nephew a Roblox gift card to their email, and it was absolute chaos.

00:05:56.000 My dad said, okay, send the digital gift card.

00:05:59.000 I'm not sure why that's in quotations to my email.

00:06:02.000 I'll probably get it before you come on Christmas.

00:06:04.000 So when you get here, you'll help me print it out.

00:06:07.000 Now, two things there.

00:06:08.000 Number one, you would get it immediately.

00:06:10.000 It's an email.

00:06:11.000 And the second thing is, I said, you don't print it out.

00:06:14.000 It's digital.

00:06:15.000 You get it in your email.

00:06:17.000 My mom, who is petrified of things like this because she gets her identity stolen no less than five times a year, her response was, I'm afraid.

00:06:28.000 Then what?

00:06:30.000 So, my dad is now trying to protect her.

00:06:34.000 So, he says, Ellen, please block us.

00:06:36.000 Let me deal with this.

00:06:37.000 Please block us.

00:06:39.000 As if this is a cybersecurity issue.

00:06:41.000 Okay.

00:06:43.000 So, I explained to them what they were going to do, and I said, Why are you afraid?

00:06:48.000 And my mom's like, Well, you said digital, scared face.

00:06:52.000 Yeah, I don't really know what you're talking about.

00:06:54.000 So I'll wait for the email.

00:06:55.000 I'll also wait for you to get here.

00:06:57.000 So I said, You guys both need help.

00:07:02.000 You need help.

00:07:04.000 My dad's response was, I don't need help.

00:07:06.000 Thank you.

00:07:07.000 I just don't want all the confusion.

00:07:10.000 She's got good comic timing. 1.00

00:07:13.000 Speaking of good comic timing, I was happy to see Chelsea Handler's no longer in her romantic fling with Joe Coi. 0.98

00:07:22.000 Oh, I have a sprinkle submission.

00:07:23.000 Oh, okay.

00:07:24.000 That's why I think you would like this one.

00:07:26.000 You're interrupting the show as much as Linda.

00:07:30.000 While we're talking sprinkles, check this guy out.

00:07:42.000 It only costs $4.99.

00:07:45.000 I gave your fucking sister the turkey cupboard last night. 1.00

00:07:49.000 Don't forget it.

00:07:51.000 I put your sister's box in the rotisserie rivery last night.

00:07:56.000 I gave your fucking sister the cocktail sauce last night. 1.00

00:08:01.000 I fucking butted your sister's dying cookie last night. 1.00

00:08:05.000 That's how you do to your sister joke asshole. 1.00

00:08:10.000 That's how you do it, sister joke. 1.00

00:08:11.000 So I've hated Chelsea Handler for a long time.

00:08:14.000 It all started back when she had a Netflix show, maybe?

00:08:18.000 And she did a commercial about how awesome it is to be single, which is like the opposite of what I'm all about, right?

00:08:25.000 I'm all about putting a ring on it.

00:08:27.000 And she's like, no, you don't need love.

00:08:28.000 Love is a myth.

00:08:30.000 You just need, you know, female empowerment. 1.00

00:08:34.000 Be a woman. 0.97

00:08:35.000 I am woman.

00:08:35.000 Hear me roar.

00:08:36.000 And in the commercial, she says, I decided I wanted to have Thai tonight.

00:08:42.000 Did I have to consult my husband?

00:08:44.000 No.

00:08:44.000 And then she's eating Thai food, right?

00:08:45.000 And I'm like, no husband has ever said, no, you may not have Thai food tonight.

00:08:50.000 When a woman says, I'm going to order it instead of cooking, you go, okay. 1.00

00:08:55.000 Oh, geez.

00:08:58.000 I got to turn off my shit.

00:09:07.000 I've had PTSD from being interrupted by Linda so many times.

00:09:11.000 But at least it's important stuff.

00:09:14.000 And I just hated that because it was like, sex in the city got all these women to not put a ring on it or to not be looking for a ring. 1.00

00:09:22.000 And it turned them into perpetual sluts. 1.00

00:09:24.000 And then they end up 42 in New York City, which is an elephant's graveyard for ovaries.

00:09:30.000 And they are just a colostomy bag for some strangers.

00:09:32.000 Come.

00:09:33.000 And the tough thing about women is they're agreeable. 1.00

00:09:38.000 And you put them in a shitty situation.

00:09:40.000 They're like, I actually like this.

00:09:42.000 This is fun.

00:09:44.000 So if you gauge like women's happiness, it'll say, are women happier being single without kids?

00:09:49.000 You'll get a lot of yeses because that's what they do.

00:09:52.000 They're like, yes, this is half full.

00:09:55.000 I can sleep all weekend.

00:09:56.000 I can watch Netflix, whatever.

00:09:57.000 I love it.

00:09:59.000 And then you ask women, do you like having kids?

00:10:01.000 Yes, it's the most fulfilling thing I couldn't imagine.

00:10:03.000 They're not reliable when it comes to, you know, honest answers about their life situation.

00:10:08.000 And when their life sucks, they're constantly rewriting the script, which is what Chelsea would do. 1.00

00:10:15.000 And you don't need love.

00:10:17.000 You don't need a man. 0.89

00:10:18.000 And then she finally gets a man. 1.00

00:10:20.000 And I don't know what he was doing, fucking her.

00:10:22.000 We knew it wouldn't last.

00:10:23.000 But she has this fantastic loving relationship and realizes that you actually do need a man.

00:10:30.000 And that love is really important.

00:10:33.000 And she never says I was wrong.

00:10:35.000 But she just goes on and on about how awesome her new situation is.

00:10:38.000 And now that she's dumped, guess what?

00:10:41.000 That's awesome.

00:10:43.000 So she puts up this post where they're celebrating how awesome their love is and they've been together for a year.

00:10:49.000 It's a year anniversary.

00:10:50.000 Who the fuck brags about a year anniversary?

00:10:54.000 That's pathetic.

00:10:57.000 But the text came after the video after she's dumped.

00:11:02.000 So let's hear the video first.

00:11:05.000 Hey, guess what?

00:11:07.000 We're celebrating our one year anniversary.

00:11:10.000 We're going to be screwed together.

00:11:12.000 And we are...

00:11:13.000 Honey, what have you learned in the last year?

00:11:15.000 Being in a relationship with your lover?

00:11:18.000 That it's fun to be in love and always be in the moment.

00:11:21.000 Oh, yeah.

00:11:21.000 Well, you're the one who taught me to always be in the moment, honey.

00:11:24.000 Because you can't.

00:11:27.000 Look how old she is. 1.00

00:11:30.000 Are you okay?

00:11:31.000 Oh, shit.

00:11:33.000 Are you okay?

00:11:34.000 It's too many.

00:11:35.000 Oh, B. Move your hand.

00:11:40.000 Look how much fun they're having.

00:11:41.000 It's okay.

00:11:43.000 It's okay.

00:11:44.000 He's so bored.

00:11:44.000 Oh, my God.

00:11:46.000 In anticipation of celebrating our first year together, Joe and I recorded this video early.

00:11:50.000 So what, like a week ago?

00:11:52.000 But as many of you have noticed, it is with a heavy heart to announce that we have decided together that it is best for us to take a break from our relationship right now.

00:12:00.000 I know many of you are invested in our love.

00:12:03.000 I know I was.

00:12:03.000 I put all my life savings into their love.

00:12:05.000 And I wanted to express to you how much that meant to both of us, how much it still means.

00:12:11.000 Wait a minute.

00:12:11.000 Does it still mean a lot that I invested in your love if you guys are broken up?

00:12:16.000 Didn't I lose my investment?

00:12:20.000 And how much I now believe in love for each one of us.

00:12:23.000 This man blew my heart open with love.

00:12:26.000 A lot of love talk here, right?

00:12:28.000 And because of him, my life experience has changed forever.

00:12:31.000 Scroll down.

00:12:34.000 To be loved and adored by Joe Coy has been one of the greatest gifts of my life.

00:12:40.000 He renewed my faith in men, in love, in being 100% who I am.

00:12:44.000 She says love the way Kamala Harris does a talk and has to repeat that word. 1.00

00:12:48.000 I suspect these people are evil.

00:12:51.000 People in Hollywood, they're disgusting.

00:12:53.000 They have shitty lives and all they do is tell us how to live and what we're doing wrong.

00:12:59.000 And you're like, why don't you clean your own house first, Miss Glass House? 1.00

00:13:04.000 But I suspect that there's shit that goes on where, like, she was dating, I think she was dating, like, some guy at TBS before she got a show.

00:13:15.000 Then she was dating the guy who runs Chateau Marmont.

00:13:18.000 And I always suspect there's some sort of Machiavellian relationship.

00:13:22.000 Like, you know how in the monarchy, they'd have the queen of Germany marry the queen, the king of England, and that would stop the warring tribes.

00:13:30.000 And they wouldn't even know each other, but they'd have someone from France marry someone from Spain, all to stop wars and bring the nobility together.

00:13:39.000 And I suspect that's what goes on.

00:13:41.000 Like, he's with her, right, for a year.

00:13:43.000 He puts up with fucking this old bag, dumps his super awesome Filipino wife, mother of his kid, stays with her during quarantine, his ex-wife that is, and then he gets his own movie.

00:13:56.000 Is it a show or a movie?

00:14:00.000 I don't know.

00:14:01.000 Let me see.

00:14:01.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?

00:14:03.000 No.

00:14:04.000 Okay, it's listed in the thing.

00:14:06.000 So I suspect there's some like, he used her for a year, got a movie deal through it, and then he's like, all right, I got my movie.

00:14:13.000 I don't need you anymore.

00:14:14.000 Bye-bye.

00:14:15.000 Go to the text.

00:14:20.000 Oh, no.

00:14:20.000 No, go back.

00:14:25.000 You blew my creativity open, my lust for working, being on the road.

00:14:29.000 You reminded me who I am, who I've always been, blah, blah, blah.

00:14:32.000 I've been more...

00:14:33.000 This is not an ending.

00:14:35.000 It's another beginning.

00:14:36.000 Yeah, see, that's always the glass full agreeable shit.

00:14:40.000 This is not an ending.

00:14:41.000 It's the beginning.

00:14:42.000 No, it's the end of your relationship, my dear.

00:14:45.000 And you're getting older and there's going to be less and less of these.

00:14:49.000 She just had Martha Stewart on her show and Martha Stewart was talking about how all the guys she could be paired up with are either married or dead.

00:14:57.000 And sometimes she just waits for the wife to die. 1.00

00:15:02.000 That's what Martha Stewart said. 1.00

00:15:04.000 This is the life of a spinster, my dear.

00:15:07.000 No grandchildren.

00:15:08.000 This is what Jordan Peterson talks about.

00:15:10.000 It's pretty lonely to be a 30-something woman in a big city.

00:15:15.000 40 starts to get real rough.

00:15:17.000 Late 40s, it is apocalyptic.

00:15:20.000 And that's where Chelsea has landed. 0.83

00:15:22.000 I'm not done reading the thing, dude.

00:15:26.000 So please continue root for both of us because you never know what life will bring.

00:15:29.000 And let's first start by all going to the theater on August 5th to buy tickets to Joe's new movie, Easter Sunday, Filipino Pride.

00:15:37.000 Yeah, it's a movie.

00:15:39.000 And it looks super corny.

00:15:41.000 But now you can go to the next link where they're so confident.

00:15:45.000 This is six, seven weeks ago.

00:15:48.000 They're so confident that they're going to be together forever that they're trying to pair other people up.

00:15:53.000 Hi, I'm Chelsea.

00:15:54.000 She's Jewish.

00:15:55.000 And you're Joe.

00:15:56.000 And I'm Filipino.

00:15:57.000 And he's not the only Filipino who has infiltrated our family. 1.00

00:16:01.000 My niece has been dating a Filipino man for five to six years.

00:16:04.000 They'll probably get married.

00:16:05.000 My brother is in the Philippines right now, about to marry his Filipino Beyoncé.

00:16:12.000 So the Hamlin family has been infiltrated by Filipinos, much in the same way the Kardashians have been infiltrated by black men. 0.88

00:16:19.000 So we have one more slot to fill, and that's for my older sister, Simone. 0.99

00:16:23.000 If you're Filipino between the ages of 50, I didn't know you could get older than Chelsea Hamlin.

00:16:29.000 70.

00:16:30.000 Not 70.

00:16:31.000 That's what he had to say is older.

00:16:33.000 She said older, he's like, yeah, 60, 70.

00:16:37.000 He's listing things that are older than her.

00:16:40.000 70, you look 30, so that's an advantage.

00:16:42.000 But we're not only looking for Filipinos.

00:16:44.000 You can be black Filipino.

00:16:46.000 You can be black Chinese Filipino.

00:16:49.000 My new boyfriend, the handlers will take you.

00:16:52.000 Handlers love Filipinos. 1.00

00:16:55.000 We want more Filipinos.

00:16:56.000 Linkle the Handlers with Filipinos. 1.00

00:17:00.000 When I was writing my book, all the publishers were obsessed with Chelsea Handler because she unloads books like a fucking fiend, or at least did. 1.00

00:17:12.000 I guess because she tells women how to be happy and they love that kind of shit. 1.00

00:17:16.000 And women buy more books than men. 0.63

00:17:18.000 I think women buy most of men's books.

00:17:20.000 When a man has a book, it's because a woman bought it for him. 0.96

00:17:23.000 So she's the king of publishing. 0.52

00:17:26.000 And she knows nothing.

00:17:28.000 She's a garbage person. 1.00

00:17:30.000 Here's Easter Sunday.

00:17:34.000 That's one.

00:17:35.000 I'm so...

00:17:35.000 I hate ethnic humor, too.

00:17:37.000 I'm so Filipino.

00:17:38.000 It's crazy.

00:17:39.000 I'm really busy.

00:17:40.000 I just tested for this pilot.

00:17:41.000 You're going to be a pilot?

00:17:43.000 A network pilot for like a TV show.

00:17:45.000 Ah, you're playing a pilot on the TV show.

00:17:48.000 No, a lawyer.

00:17:49.000 You could have been a lawyer if you only applied yourself.

00:17:55.000 Those Asian moms. 1.00

00:17:58.000 They have a great market, though, like him, Russell Peters.

00:18:02.000 Like, it's foreigners. 1.00

00:18:03.000 Yeah.

00:18:04.000 They have one guy in America.

00:18:05.000 They're like, oh, you should check him.

00:18:06.000 He's really big right now.

00:18:08.000 It's hack.

00:18:09.000 It's bad.

00:18:09.000 I can't be funny, so I'm just going to repeat all of our ethnic stereotypes, and then you can laugh about how your mother doesn't really get things.

00:18:16.000 Although, I guess we were just laughing with the white mom. 0.76

00:18:19.000 You got to follow your dream and become a beer spokesman.

00:18:22.000 That was my dream.

00:18:23.000 Let's get the party started, baby.

00:18:26.000 Yeah, because Asians love beer. 1.00

00:18:30.000 Joe Vanessa.

00:18:31.000 Yeah, Joe Valencia.

00:18:33.000 You still driving that same raggedy ass car?

00:18:35.000 What happened?

00:18:36.000 You just gave up, huh?

00:18:37.000 And it's your dad.

00:18:38.000 You know me and him used to be real.

00:18:39.000 Hear the funny music?

00:18:42.000 The funny woman's on the TV.

00:18:44.000 The night school notorious music.

00:18:47.000 Remember that movie we watched with her where she had the yellow makeup on?

00:18:50.000 Night School.

00:18:51.000 Kevin Hartz Night School.

00:18:52.000 And every time she's doing a joke, the music was sweating like...

00:19:00.000 Yeah, I could have been your mama.

00:19:02.000 But clearly I'm not.

00:19:03.000 Yeah.

00:19:04.000 I've literally never seen this many Filipinos in the same place before. 1.00

00:19:08.000 We're sending gifts to our family in the Philippines.

00:19:11.000 I'm sending this brand new hairdryer.

00:19:14.000 If it makes your hair look like that, I more than send it.

00:19:17.000 How dare you?

00:19:18.000 How dare you?

00:19:19.000 We should put them both in the box and ship it.

00:19:22.000 My mom.

00:19:23.000 Then they got the license music.

00:19:24.000 Hell yeah.

00:19:25.000 And they don't even know why.

00:19:27.000 Did you really have to wear the same dress as my mom? 1.00

00:19:29.000 Oh, I can't help it if I wear it better.

00:19:31.000 This is war.

00:19:33.000 Oops.

00:19:34.000 Looks like my wife. 0.97

00:19:35.000 We're counting on you to fix it.

00:19:38.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we're all we got.

00:19:41.000 So let's get the party started, baby.

00:19:46.000 This is weak.

00:19:47.000 I have douche chills.

00:19:48.000 I feel weak.

00:19:48.000 I have goose pimples in the back of my head.

00:19:52.000 Oh, they just went down my arm.

00:19:57.000 Filipino, Filipino.

00:20:00.000 Your cousin Eugene owes me a lot of money.

00:20:03.000 Can you lend it to me?

00:20:04.000 No!

00:20:05.000 Does he have a death wish?

00:20:06.000 Deluxe is legit crazy.

00:20:07.000 I once saw him shoot somebody in the dick.

00:20:09.000 What?

00:20:10.000 Right in the actual hole.

00:20:11.000 In the hole.

00:20:13.000 Oh, finally a joke.

00:20:16.000 Where is my money?

00:20:17.000 Here are my APM cards.

00:20:19.000 My pin number is 1217.

00:20:21.000 Who also is mine?

00:20:22.000 Oh, Art Mystery.

00:20:22.000 My goose, my.

00:20:23.000 My goose.

00:20:24.000 Why do you all have the same pin number?

00:20:25.000 It's Manny Papio's birthday.

00:20:28.000 Oh, right.

00:20:29.000 The guy who couldn't beat Mayweather.

00:20:33.000 Just got more chills.

00:20:35.000 Can we go get coffee?

00:20:37.000 You can go ahead and email me.

00:20:39.000 I'm drowning in goose pimples.

00:20:40.000 They're taking over my head like waves.

00:20:44.000 I hate when the trailer shows the cringest of all the moments.

00:20:46.000 And she's like, why even watch the movie?

00:20:48.000 Yeah, why don't you show some of the good parts?

00:20:50.000 Yeah.

00:20:51.000 Maybe it's some sort of money laundering thing and they don't want you to go.

00:20:55.000 It has to lose money as some sort of tax write-off.

00:20:58.000 Yeah, he's betting he's shorting his movie.

00:21:01.000 Yeah, like the producers.

00:21:03.000 Remember that Nazi play?

00:21:04.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:21:06.000 Dude, his face in that video is so telling.

00:21:08.000 He can't even hide.

00:21:09.000 It's sad.

00:21:10.000 I feel bad for her.

00:21:12.000 Well, he's made the decision to dump her.

00:21:15.000 And she's like, hey, honey, we should do a one-year anniversary video.

00:21:18.000 And he's like, I either say no, and you know what I'm about to do, and then I got to dump you right now, and I'm too hungover because I tried to drink beer and I forgot I don't have the proper enzymes because I'm Asian.

00:21:29.000 Or I'll just do the fucking video.

00:21:31.000 Maybe I'll do a hand joke and then it'll be like, well, it'll just be satire.

00:21:37.000 I'll hide behind my joke.

00:21:39.000 You didn't chip her tooth.

00:21:40.000 Wait, is that a spit strap or is that like a braces thing?

00:21:46.000 I don't know.

00:21:46.000 I think that's a bracelet for her.

00:21:49.000 You saw Whitney Cummings' thing, right?

00:21:51.000 How cringe that was?

00:21:52.000 No?

00:21:53.000 Oh.

00:21:54.000 It's quick, but it's bad.

00:21:55.000 She stages like a thing.

00:21:59.000 Right now's a really crucial time to come out in person.

00:22:08.000 I thought of all the things I'd get assaulted by in Newark.

00:22:13.000 It would be a human being.

00:22:17.000 Yeah.

00:22:19.000 Keep my wife's name out your fucking mouth. 1.00

00:22:27.000 That's.

00:22:28.000 Wow.

00:22:31.000 I'm drenched in the douche chill.

00:22:33.000 Yeah, it's not good.

00:22:34.000 Comedy is over.

00:22:36.000 It's ruined.

00:22:38.000 Chelsea Handler, Joe Coy, fucking Whitney Cummings, you all suck. 1.00

00:22:44.000 And you've taken one of our favorite things, watching stand-up, and turned it into a fucking cringe fest of diversity and politics and abortion and Trump and white women. 0.69

00:22:58.000 I tapped out of the Bill Burr special too.

00:23:00.000 I was like, yeah, man.

00:23:01.000 Oh, you're a pussy. 1.00

00:23:02.000 You watched the whole thing?

00:23:03.000 Watched the entire thing.

00:23:04.000 How was it?

00:23:05.000 I took notes.

00:23:05.000 Was it good?

00:23:07.000 What?

00:23:07.000 Oh, I thought you were talking about friends who kill.

00:23:10.000 No, I haven't run the new Bill Burr.

00:23:12.000 The Red Rocks one.

00:23:13.000 You know, he had a point that he almost made a good point.

00:23:15.000 He was like, he's like, all the white liberal women, which he says a lot, they're like, if it was slave, if it was the period of time where there were slaves happening, they would be doing the same thing where they'd be like, yeah, come into my shop, but don't touch anything, whatever.

00:23:29.000 But I think the real good point is that he's been saying that for 100 years now.

00:23:33.000 Yeah.

00:23:34.000 But all the people that are going along with the COVID stuff, the BLM stuff, just going along with whatever's populated.

00:23:41.000 Yeah, they would be Bill Burr?

00:23:42.000 Yeah.

00:23:43.000 They would be the slave owner, slaveholders ever, because that's what's going on. 0.98

00:23:47.000 That's the mood of the country.

00:23:48.000 Alkart.

00:23:50.000 2% of Americans are in the city.

00:23:52.000 Wasn't it one?

00:23:53.000 Somebody just told me that.

00:23:54.000 No, the way they get the number up is they say, well, the kid, if the dad owns a slave, then the whole family does.

00:24:01.000 And the kid.

00:24:02.000 But you don't say that.

00:24:03.000 My daughter doesn't have a motorcycle. 0.99

00:24:06.000 I do.

00:24:07.000 Oh, right, right, right.

00:24:08.000 It's one slave owner, thank you. 0.99

00:24:10.000 That's wild.

00:24:11.000 And it was, yeah, I think it was 2.4%.

00:24:14.000 They're all in the South. 0.74

00:24:15.000 So the idea that it was the thing and we all had slaves is fucking retarded. 1.00

00:24:21.000 He's so uneducated.

00:24:23.000 He talks about the smallpox blankets, smallpox blankets, like it was a thing.

00:24:27.000 It's a historical fact, he says.

00:24:29.000 No, it's not, Bill.

00:24:31.000 Now I'm mad.

00:24:33.000 Yeah.

00:24:34.000 There's nothing to cleanse the palate either.

00:24:36.000 Comedy makes me mad.

00:24:38.000 Let's start the show.

00:24:39.000 Yeah.

00:24:41.000 Nothing to it but to do it.

00:24:42.000 It comes from here and it goes that way.

00:24:47.000 Let's start the show.

00:24:50.000 Beautiful, beautiful birds.

00:24:52.000 Bye-bye.

00:25:00.000 Let's get right into LGBTQ.

00:25:02.000 We haven't done it in a bit.

00:25:04.000 That's so true.

00:25:05.000 And it's always fun.

00:25:07.000 Why are you ugly?

00:25:09.000 I felt ugly.

00:25:10.000 I felt gay.

00:25:10.000 And then we fell in love.

00:25:12.000 And then they eat their poop.

00:25:14.000 And we have a very good relationship.

00:25:16.000 I don't like the buttons.

00:25:17.000 You don't want to see a closed-up picture of my haters because you hate gaming.

00:25:21.000 You ugly.

00:25:23.000 That intro could just be a pube shorter.

00:25:26.000 A little less dancing in a box with Ricky Ricardo, whatever the fucking game.

00:25:31.000 Ricky Rebel.

00:25:32.000 Ricky Rebel.

00:25:34.000 Drag Queens are still indoctrinating kids. 1.00

00:25:36.000 It's not healthy.

00:25:37.000 Again, imagine these were strippers. 1.00

00:25:39.000 That's all you have to say to these librarians, by the way.

00:25:41.000 And again, if you're going to one of these things to protest it, please, please don't say faggot.

00:25:50.000 You play into their hands.

00:25:52.000 Their whole spiel, and it's a pile of horseshit, is that homophobia is rampant and kids are getting bullied for being gay.

00:26:00.000 When you say faggot, you vindicate that. 1.00

00:26:03.000 And then they go, see, look at all the hate.

00:26:06.000 It's not a erase the gayness from it. 0.98

00:26:08.000 The gayness might be a part of why it bothers you. 1.00

00:26:10.000 Keep that to yourself.

00:26:12.000 You have to focus on sexuality. 0.67

00:26:14.000 Don't start talking to our kids about sex at all.

00:26:18.000 No sexual.

00:26:19.000 There's no such thing as a polyamorous kid.

00:26:22.000 Bisexual means you like to fuck men and you like to fuck women. 1.00

00:26:26.000 Kids don't like to fuck anyone. 1.00

00:26:29.000 So they can't have a sexual preference.

00:26:31.000 And the crux of your position when you go to these things has to be, if these were women, I would be objecting. 0.99

00:26:39.000 If these were strippers, I'd be mad. 1.00

00:26:42.000 I don't like stripper-like money, any of this sex culture around kids.

00:26:47.000 It's sexual.

00:26:49.000 The fact that it's homosexual is secondary. 0.82

00:26:52.000 What's the clip?

00:26:54.000 Like, come on.

00:26:57.000 What?

00:26:58.000 Like, what if kindergarten teachers were dressed like this?

00:27:04.000 It's scary, too, by the way.

00:27:06.000 Remember how freaked out you were by certain things?

00:27:09.000 Like, I got my kid when he was, my eldest boy, when he was like four, I got him a little Batman.

00:27:14.000 This is back when Bane was big, you know?

00:27:17.000 And the eyes were really, really tiny, and he threw it out.

00:27:21.000 Because the eyes freaked him out.

00:27:23.000 They were too small.

00:27:25.000 And then there was another guy.

00:27:26.000 Oh, yeah.

00:27:27.000 My youngest boy, we got him a little mouse with cheese on his head from Madison, Wisconsin.

00:27:32.000 They're into cheese.

00:27:33.000 And he would call him Mousy Cheeso.

00:27:35.000 And then I found him in the garbage one day.

00:27:37.000 What?

00:27:38.000 And I was like, what the fuck?

00:27:39.000 You killed Mousy Cheeso?

00:27:40.000 Because a stuffed animal dies when it's disposed of.

00:27:42.000 I don't know if you know that.

00:27:43.000 Oh, yeah.

00:27:44.000 That's their grave.

00:27:46.000 And he goes, yeah, his eyes moved.

00:27:50.000 It felt like his eyes moved.

00:27:52.000 I don't know if they really moved, but I thought I saw him go like...

00:27:57.000 He's out.

00:27:58.000 So that's how sensitive kids are.

00:27:59.000 Clowns, you know, clowns freak them out.

00:28:01.000 You ever see someone dress up or you see some are scared of Santa?

00:28:06.000 So those faces, which scare me, and I'm 52, are disturbing.

00:28:14.000 But here's something I've been meaning to read to you for a while.

00:28:17.000 So I said I couldn't find any data on adopting gay kids.

00:28:22.000 Is it good or bad?

00:28:23.000 I looked up all of these horrific stories about kids that are starved to death and beaten and abused and all that, and there didn't seem to be a pattern.

00:28:31.000 The gays seemed to be like 2% of the parents that were doing horrible things, and that's about what they represent in the population. 0.99

00:28:40.000 But someone sent in this 2016 study called Invisible Victims, Delayed Onset Depression Among Adults with Same-Sex Parents, that shows 85 to 90% of children raised by homosexuals report abuse.

00:28:54.000 The well-documented tendency toward greater levels of intimate violence in same-sex partners appears also to be present in parental relationships.

00:29:03.000 Prevalence was notably high.

00:29:05.000 90% of the same-sex parented children reported parental abuse at wave 3.

00:29:11.000 I don't know what that means.

00:29:13.000 Dropping only to 85% at wave 4.

00:29:16.000 Prior studies have not documented this abuse, most likely because almost all have been based on parental reports, which minimize abuse self-reporting.

00:29:24.000 And none have ever asked directly about parental abuse.

00:29:28.000 In the only prior study based on retrospective reports, children with lesbian mothers, including those temporarily in a lesbian relationship, reported a substantially higher rate of sexual abuse at 23% than did those with consistently heterosexual parents.

00:29:47.000 So that's not good.

00:29:51.000 And yeah, there's something, maybe there's the bond you have when you make a child from scratch is different.

00:30:02.000 I'll never forget reading Dan Savage's book about his kid, DJ, and how he felt nothing when he was born and had no bond with him whatsoever.

00:30:13.000 But I'm not going to say that kids who are adopted are less loved than kids who are biological.

00:30:17.000 I don't believe that.

00:30:19.000 But I don't know, man.

00:30:21.000 It's possible gays don't have the same parental genes that we have, the same kind of bond.

00:30:27.000 They're built different.

00:30:29.000 They know they're different, right?

00:30:30.000 Isn't that what they're so proud of?

00:30:33.000 Speaking of different, look at this insane narcissist. 1.00

00:30:36.000 And he's, oh, they love this.

00:30:38.000 He's doing this shit because he loves his weird nails.

00:30:43.000 But sometimes it's a tattoo.

00:30:46.000 So today was full of little happy gender euphoria moments. 0.99

00:30:51.000 I got called Mr. Micah a lot today.

00:30:54.000 Well, completely femme. 1.00

00:30:56.000 And that was really heartwarming that the kids just got it.

00:31:00.000 But my favorite reaction, and it sums me up so well, I feel like, is I was in a new classroom and I took off my mask to blow my nose.

00:31:11.000 And I just hear a kid loudly whisper, oh, she's a boy.

00:31:17.000 And I was like, yeah, you got it, kid.

00:31:19.000 You totally got it.

00:31:23.000 Okay.

00:31:25.000 Yikes.

00:31:31.000 Is that a girl who took so much testosterone she grew a beard? 1.00

00:31:34.000 I can't tell.

00:31:35.000 Or is it a fat guy in a dress?

00:31:36.000 It's a fat guy in a dress.

00:31:38.000 I can tell.

00:31:40.000 Touching your face means you need reassurance or the person has something on their mind?

00:31:44.000 Probably the former.

00:31:46.000 Touching the face is usually an adapter.

00:31:48.000 That's something we do to make us feel more comfortable in a situation.

00:31:50.000 They need to feel comfortable.

00:31:55.000 Yep.

00:31:57.000 Okay.

00:31:58.000 We're going to show you your tattoos.

00:31:59.000 I thought this was interesting, 2-0.

00:32:02.000 This guy comes out.

00:32:04.000 His friend says, I know.

00:32:07.000 Everyone does.

00:32:08.000 You act faggy. 1.00

00:32:10.000 And so he files a report.

00:32:15.000 I talked to my RAs about her, and now I'm filing a Title IX complaint against her so she can get kicked out. 1.00

00:32:20.000 They made her leave yesterday night.

00:32:23.000 Because it's homophobic to notice.

00:32:26.000 It's homophobic not to notice, and it's homophobic to notice.

00:32:30.000 Her dad suspected I was trans because of the Adams apple, and she said she suspected because of the voice and face.

00:32:36.000 Her mom said, probably not because of my hips and chest. 1.00

00:32:41.000 This still sucks because I thought I was passing very well.

00:32:47.000 But also, now I'm wondering: can everyone tell?

00:32:50.000 Most people on Tinder don't know.

00:32:52.000 But now I'm remembering this guy who said, I had a feeling after I told him.

00:32:55.000 My doctors and friends all say I pass.

00:32:57.000 This is still jarring.

00:32:59.000 Next one.

00:33:00.000 I'm going to read the whole thing.

00:33:05.000 Literally, fuck the people heckling me for this and heckling me for deleting it.

00:33:08.000 Suck my fat, transfeminine dick. 1.00

00:33:11.000 I decided to put the post back up after all.

00:33:14.000 I filed a Title IX complaint against my roommate for her transphobia. 0.61

00:33:16.000 She doesn't live with me anymore. 0.65

00:33:18.000 She's getting moved to a different dorm.

00:33:20.000 See, the way we're so easily bullied, is it because we're all scared of being sued?

00:33:26.000 Is that why the school just complies?

00:33:29.000 I miss the good old days, the 80s, where you'd call a boss and you'd tattletale and the boss would go.

00:33:36.000 So I kind of had that at CRTV where back when I was on Twitter, I saw a female pilot and she had an enormous ass and she was getting into the pilot seat of the plane I was on. 1.00

00:33:51.000 And I was like, I just saw a pilot with an enormous ass.

00:33:55.000 A big fat woman is driving this plane. 1.00

00:33:57.000 If I don't make it, I want you to know that I had a good run and I love you all or something like that.

00:34:03.000 And they reported it to Casey Katz.

00:34:05.000 And they said, he's talking about women's asses on a plane.

00:34:09.000 And Casey went, what, are they a protected class now too?

00:34:14.000 Can't make fun of fat asses? 1.00

00:34:17.000 Of course, he capitulated much later when he got more nagging and tattling.

00:34:21.000 But yeah, just say no.

00:34:23.000 If some tranny comes up to the head of the dean, I think it's called, it was called the master, the guy who runs all the deans, I mean all the dorms, but they changed that because it's too much like slavery. 1.00

00:34:35.000 I shouldn't have done that either.

00:34:36.000 But if someone comes up to you with a complaint like that, you just go, work it out.

00:34:45.000 And then, oh, we talked about this already.

00:34:47.000 Yeah, we did.

00:34:48.000 The trans birthing question, where they both think it's a win. 0.97

00:34:52.000 Okay, let's go to a green screen.

00:34:55.000 We shall.

00:34:56.000 And we should.

00:35:07.000 Come on, everybody!

00:35:12.000 I love this picture.

00:35:14.000 This is a six-ton killer whale called Tilikum.

00:35:20.000 Tilikum?

00:35:21.000 I don't know how we pronounce it.

00:35:25.000 Looking at his trainers.

00:35:27.000 Now, four trainers have been killed in captivity, and this guy killed three of them.

00:35:33.000 He killed 75% of 100% of the trainers who have been killed at SeaWorld or various other sea places.

00:35:43.000 The other guy was in Spain, and that was Quito.

00:35:48.000 Quito.

00:35:49.000 So he's got a droopy fin.

00:35:52.000 He's hard to miss.

00:35:54.000 And orcas are, they're also called killer whales.

00:35:57.000 They're also called blackfish.

00:35:58.000 There was a big documentary about the hell that these things go through called blackfish, which is another name for orcas and killer whales.

00:36:06.000 They're not whales, actually.

00:36:07.000 They're more like dolphins.

00:36:09.000 And I think the film's understanding is, their theory is that these things are kept in these boxes overnight, and it's like a sensory deprivation tank, and it makes them insane.

00:36:19.000 The reason they're kept in these cement boxes is because activists were kept trying to free them.

00:36:24.000 There was one millionaire who offered a million dollars for them to free this guy.

00:36:29.000 But this guy's worth $15 million to people.

00:36:32.000 And his sperm is worth a lot more.

00:36:35.000 They were hoping to breed him when he started.

00:36:38.000 But he kept killing.

00:36:39.000 So they got rid of him.

00:36:41.000 Well, he died of old age, actually, in 2017.

00:36:44.000 I think SeaWorld has decided they're going to continue, but they're not going to do the tricks and anything with trainers.

00:36:49.000 They're just going to have them swim around and make it an educational thing about killer whales. 0.99

00:36:55.000 I don't care either way.

00:36:58.000 So killer whale has never killed a human in the wild, but they've killed four in captivity.

00:37:04.000 But since way back into the 60s, they have been destroying them.

00:37:09.000 Go to 2004.

00:37:11.000 The first link?

00:37:12.000 No, the second link.

00:37:14.000 Yeah.

00:37:15.000 These things weighed like three to six tons.

00:37:18.000 That's like 6,000 to 12,000 pounds.

00:37:20.000 Look at him.

00:37:21.000 He keeps smushing them.

00:37:23.000 Imagine a fucking six-ton creature constantly smushing you as you try to get the fuck out of there.

00:37:30.000 So though there's only been four deaths, there's been dozens and dozens of attacks like this where the guy just loses his shit.

00:37:39.000 Look at that.

00:37:42.000 Whoa.

00:37:45.000 Shit.

00:37:46.000 Can't we have like a rope?

00:37:53.000 He might even just be playing.

00:37:55.000 This might be roughhousing.

00:37:56.000 I mean, a killer whale could easily just bite his head off.

00:37:59.000 Drag him to the bottom.

00:38:04.000 The majestic music in the background.

00:38:10.000 Just friends.

00:38:10.000 And people in the audience know what to do.

00:38:12.000 That's the other thing.

00:38:14.000 Almost all of these deaths were in public.

00:38:17.000 Only one of them was missed by the public.

00:38:20.000 But luckily, we're not going to be showing footage of it.

00:38:23.000 So let's do the first one.

00:38:24.000 Kelty Byrne in 1991.

00:38:27.000 This was up in Canada.

00:38:29.000 Victoria, BC.

00:38:30.000 You got the card for that?

00:38:31.000 Did you show it when I wasn't looking?

00:38:33.000 Bam.

00:38:34.000 And this is our guy.

00:38:35.000 That's the guy you just saw.

00:38:37.000 Tilly Kum.

00:38:39.000 So she was dragged into the water and pushed and thrown around the pool. 1.00

00:38:44.000 Oh, this is a scary one for her.

00:38:48.000 She was trying to escape, and every time she got free, that's her there, every time she got free from Tilly Kum, the other orcas would block her path. 0.94

00:38:58.000 And they just kept ramming the shit out Of her, dragging her down, carving her up, biting her. 0.99

00:39:03.000 And whenever they tried to get the body, the killer whales would attack whoever came.

00:39:07.000 So it was several hours these girls were there. 0.95

00:39:11.000 She keeps smiling in a nervous smile, and she's talking about the death of this.

00:39:14.000 It was it like an amusement park that was kind of on its last legs and everything was a bit gray.

00:39:20.000 Yeah.

00:39:20.000 It was like a swimming pool.

00:39:22.000 Yeah.

00:39:22.000 You know, like three whales in a swimming pool.

00:39:25.000 Yep.

00:39:25.000 And you just come up and touch the water.

00:39:28.000 Is that Linda?

00:39:29.000 I think there was some till.

00:39:30.000 There was three whales, swimming pools, six swimmers.

00:39:32.000 There's a lot of restaurants.

00:39:35.000 You could eat there, you know.

00:39:37.000 Okay, let's go to number two, 1999, when I moved to New York.

00:39:41.000 Tillycum killed Daniel Dukes.

00:39:44.000 Now, this one is fucking weird.

00:39:47.000 This was some hippie dude.

00:39:49.000 I think he was mentally ill at Pothead.

00:39:52.000 And he was like, yo, man, I'm going to break into SeaWorld and I'm just going to chill out with the killer whales.

00:39:58.000 We're going to be bros and I'm going to have this beautiful experience.

00:40:03.000 So he gets in there.

00:40:04.000 I don't know how he got in.

00:40:06.000 There's cameras everywhere, underwater cameras, cameras complete everywhere.

00:40:11.000 They say that he fell in and drowned.

00:40:13.000 No, he went in there and Tilly Coomb just goes, what the fuck are you doing on my turf? 1.00

00:40:18.000 These are the guys in Blackfish talking about it.

00:40:20.000 He rips his clothes off.

00:40:23.000 He tears off his clothes so the guy's naked there.

00:40:26.000 And they know that because the clothes are all ripped to shreds at the bottom of the tank, the pool.

00:40:32.000 Then you know what he does?

00:40:33.000 He bit his dick off.

00:40:35.000 He bit the human dick off and ate it.

00:40:39.000 I always, remember my theory that that's how we became carnivores?

00:40:42.000 Because we were like monkeys and monkeys like to eat your genitals and there was some alpha fighting and he bit off some genitals and then he got stronger because he had all that protein and then the next thing you know we're fucking cooking up dicks.

00:40:57.000 And here's the spookiest part about this poor bastard.

00:41:00.000 After he killed him, he's got no balls.

00:41:02.000 He's bleeding.

00:41:04.000 Tilly Cum put the dead naked cadaver on his back and was sort of gliding around the pool, showing it off like, I killed a hippie, I killed a hippie, I ate his dick, 0.99

00:41:21.000 what you gonna do?

00:41:26.000 Isn't it weird that we kept this guy around?

00:41:28.000 Like, I thought if dogs kill someone, they're killed instantly, right?

00:41:33.000 Why did we keep this guy around?

00:41:35.000 Was it like this?

00:41:37.000 So that was 99.

00:41:40.000 Then Tillikum didn't kill again until 2020.

00:41:42.000 But in the interim, in 2009, we had...

00:41:47.000 Oh, here's footage of Tillikum with the guy in his back.

00:41:57.000 That's one of the trainers.

00:41:59.000 That's what he was doing.

00:42:02.000 So we got a break for nine years, ten years, until over in Spain.

00:42:08.000 By the way, the first one was in Victoria, B.C. The hippie was in SeaWorld, Orlando, and so was the last one. 0.72

00:42:15.000 But the third one was this guy named Alexis Martinez, and it was a guy named Quito.

00:42:22.000 And Alexis was one of the most popular and well-accomplished trainers in the business.

00:42:28.000 There he is, riding the guy, having a gay old time. 0.95

00:42:30.000 Oh, look, he's got a droopy fin, too.

00:42:32.000 I wonder if that was him working with Tilly Coomb.

00:42:37.000 I mean, it was pretty amazing what these guys would do.

00:42:40.000 The orca would go like 20 feet out of the water with the guy on his nose.

00:42:46.000 And then some days he just goes, actually, I don't do this anymore.

00:42:50.000 So what Keto did to this poor bastard is he rammed him in the chest with his snout and it crushed his ribs and destroyed all his organs.

00:42:59.000 And then he dragged him to the bottom of the pool and drowned him.

00:43:04.000 So did he drown or did he die of damaged organs and bite marks too?

00:43:09.000 He bit the shit out of him.

00:43:11.000 Yes, he died of all those things.

00:43:14.000 And then the last death we have is Dawn Branchot, French name.

00:43:20.000 This one was rough.

00:43:21.000 So she's wearing little rubber boots and she's feeding them and stuff. 0.99

00:43:25.000 And she was walking back, leaving the area.

00:43:29.000 She slips on the edge of the pool and goes right into the water. 1.00

00:43:38.000 Our buddy here, Tilly Coomb, sees it happening, starts charging her, and just as she is pushing up out of the water, he bites into her feet and rips her down and drowns her.

00:43:52.000 And it's never just like a casual going down thing.

00:43:56.000 They drag you down.

00:43:57.000 They let you come back up.

00:43:58.000 They drag you down.

00:44:00.000 I think that this is the actual incident.

00:44:08.000 And she had screamed, I don't want to die.

00:44:11.000 Those were her last words.

00:44:13.000 Holy shit.

00:44:16.000 Isn't that fucking insane?

00:44:19.000 Okay, let's stop showing that.

00:44:21.000 Anyway, the good news is that Tilly Coomb is dead now, and you're safe. 0.73

00:44:41.000 Let's do some racism.

00:44:43.000 Yeah.

00:44:44.000 To cleanse the palate.

00:44:49.000 I'm a black female.

00:44:51.000 What other different what else could I have done to piss you off?

00:44:55.000 Black woman? 1.00

00:44:57.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:45:12.000 Oh, there's some great shit going on.

00:45:16.000 This isn't really racism related, but there's some bar called the Honky Tonk.

00:45:22.000 And they had a...

00:45:25.000 It's a biker bar.

00:45:27.000 One of my favorite things in the world is Antifa going after Bikers, because they think they're invincible, right? 1.00

00:45:33.000 And the Honky Tonk wanted to have a heroes thing to celebrate vets.

00:45:39.000 And Antifa decided, no, you're not doing that.

00:45:42.000 So these bikers show up and they say, Yeah, we are doing that. 0.93

00:45:45.000 And they get in a fight with them.

00:45:47.000 Lots of bear spray.

00:45:48.000 I wasn't actually very impressed with the bikers.

00:45:50.000 They could have done a lot more ass kissing, kicking, sorry.

00:45:53.000 And so now Antifa are doxing bikers and trying to get them fired.

00:46:02.000 Yes, please.

00:46:03.000 So Andy No points out, though some Antifa members in Portland have been warning their comrades about making a vendetta against motorcycle clubs, others have welcomed the feud and are discussing ways to arm up for quote-unquote battle.

00:46:15.000 Oh, that's an old one.

00:46:16.000 Find the honky-tonk one.

00:46:18.000 And then Bernard of PDX, Portland, says, it's not for everyone, obviously, but for those of us who are comfortable going into actual battle, we need to organize so that we can offer some solid opposition to groups like motorcycle clubs who are comfortable shooting first and need little reason.

00:46:37.000 You're 100% correct.

00:46:38.000 They aren't like Proud Boys.

00:46:41.000 Oh, I guess I should have made this the Proud Boys.

00:46:44.000 Yeah.

00:46:47.000 They're a little more violent than the Proud Boys.

00:46:52.000 This is in the news.

00:46:55.000 Some poor bastard, some rabbi got his ass kicked.

00:46:59.000 Shit beaten out of him by black dudes in Crown Heights. 1.00

00:47:03.000 And they're very careful not to say black guys.

00:47:06.000 They say thugs and stuff.

00:47:08.000 But I hate how this gets intellectualized.

00:47:12.000 And they talk about the Crown Heights riots of 91.

00:47:17.000 And this article says, in 1991, a three-day riot broke out after a car veered onto the sidewalk and fatally struck seven-year-old Gavin Cato.

00:47:24.000 A lot of Gavins in today's app.

00:47:27.000 The suspect behind the wheel of the car was Jewish and Cato was black.

00:47:30.000 Reports indicated that the driver was transported from the scene before Cato, and rumors grew about what transpired at the scene of the accident.

00:47:40.000 And then there was a massive riot.

00:47:42.000 And of course, this is when New York was basically at its worst, 92, when we had this retard. 1.00

00:47:49.000 Like basically Eric Adams and Bill de Blasio.

00:47:51.000 In fact, it was Bill de Blasio's mentor, David Dinkins.

00:47:55.000 And so he did nothing, nothing at all.

00:47:57.000 He let them riot.

00:47:58.000 So it was just like a mostly peaceful riot where lots of people died.

00:48:03.000 I think another black dude was stabbed at it.

00:48:05.000 Al Sharpton came down and helped fan the flames.

00:48:08.000 It was a nightmare.

00:48:10.000 But to assume that the anti-Semitism they're seeing here is somehow linked to that 1992 thing gives them way too much credit.

00:48:20.000 They're just racists.

00:48:23.000 They hate Jews and they see, no, they hate whites and they see Jews as the apex whites.

00:48:30.000 They don't want whites in their neighborhood and they're also they like to beat up Jews because these Hasids tend not to fight back. 1.00

00:48:38.000 So it's a white I get to kick the living shit out of and I don't get arrested and he's not an Irish boxer and he's not a fucking armed redneck. 0.98

00:48:46.000 He's an unarmed, wealthy white person I can hurt. 0.62

00:48:50.000 It's just that simple.

00:48:52.000 And the rabbis could have worked for BLM.

00:48:55.000 They could have all these charities.

00:48:56.000 I've seen them do it too.

00:48:57.000 They have like a pro-BLM rally.

00:48:59.000 Rabbis and BLM coming together and it really just means please kill me last. 0.94

00:49:03.000 But again, you're intellectualizing street hoodlums. 1.00

00:49:08.000 This is who you're intellectualizing.

00:49:09.000 Let's show some blacks behaving badly. 1.00

00:49:11.000 Do we have a bumper for that?

00:49:13.000 We just have the background.

00:49:14.000 Oh, well, let's put some blacks behaving badly background. 1.00

00:49:17.000 Oh, great.

00:49:19.000 What is it, just BBB?

00:49:20.000 What the?

00:49:21.000 Their tits are flying all over the place. 1.00

00:49:29.000 Why aren't there more nice restaurants in the hood?

00:49:31.000 It's a food desert.

00:49:33.000 This is why, dummies.

00:49:35.000 It's a behavior desert.

00:49:42.000 Like, this is why there's no Starbucks.

00:49:46.000 If you go to Harlem right now, there is nothing of any consequence.

00:49:50.000 There is just chains, and they're all leaving, too.

00:49:52.000 There's just Duncan's, Footlocker, McDonald's, occasionally, a few Starbucks, but less every day.

00:50:02.000 And it's because they're not welcome there.

00:50:04.000 It's the free market.

00:50:05.000 I mean, do the fucking math.

00:50:07.000 Why would a Whole Foods not want to make money?

00:50:10.000 Don't you understand how capitalism works?

00:50:12.000 They don't care if it's what race the customer is. 0.95

00:50:15.000 All money is green.

00:50:16.000 There's food deserts in the hood because of blacks behaving badly. 1.00

00:50:21.000 I love this guy's solution, though.

00:50:24.000 He's like, it's not us.

00:50:25.000 We're not the ones behaving badly.

00:50:27.000 We're not the ones shooting each other.

00:50:29.000 It's the government.

00:50:32.000 Turn it up.

00:50:34.000 Nigga, we ain't cold like that.

00:50:35.000 We do some shit.

00:50:36.000 We get caught.

00:50:37.000 We get caught, man.

00:50:39.000 Come on, man.

00:50:41.000 Y'all ain't gonna wake up and see this shit. 0.74

00:50:43.000 I'm telling y'all real facts with real life tears in my eyes, man.

00:50:47.000 If you are not from Chicago, or if you live in Chicago, stop thinking every fucking gunshot going off came from your motherfucking ops, man.

00:50:55.000 It's called mercenary groups, nigga. 1.00

00:50:57.000 Google it, nigga. 1.00

00:50:58.000 The police, nigga, hop in their cars, nigga, hoodie up, paint their faces, nigga, ride around and shoot us, nigga. 1.00

00:51:05.000 And then you be like, oh, the stones just came through here blowing, for I'm finna go slide.

00:51:09.000 So you go back on the stones, shit, and you blowing at them, nigga. 1.00

00:51:12.000 That's how they do us, bro.

00:51:14.000 That's on my son, man.

00:51:15.000 That's on my son's.

00:51:17.000 That's funny.

00:51:17.000 Chicago, downtown Chicago.

00:51:19.000 It's packed with police, nigga. 1.00

00:51:21.000 So who the fuck killed a big-ass rapper on Oak Street in four shooters, nigga? 1.00

00:51:28.000 And they got away with it, nigga? 1.00

00:51:30.000 And y'all still want to believe the streets did that?

00:51:32.000 The government did that, nigga. 1.00

00:51:34.000 Nigga, we ain't cold like that.

00:51:37.000 And I was checking out black Twitter. 0.75

00:51:39.000 A lot of black dudes agree with him.

00:51:42.000 He also has an interesting theory that Jay-Z is a time traveler who works for the Illuminati.

00:51:47.000 And his proof is when Jay-Z was young, he wore a Basquiat t-shirt.

00:51:52.000 And now he looks like Basquiat.

00:51:56.000 So this is, and when the people say it's bullshit, they pull Out this.

00:52:00.000 This is evidence that all black crime is a white guy because it once was. 0.99

00:52:05.000 Once.

00:52:06.000 Looks incredibly like the guy in the surveillance video.

00:52:09.000 Police took the son, whose identity we were not given, into custody.

00:52:13.000 Then they got a call from another woman who said they had the wrong guy, that it was her boyfriend who robbed the bank, and this is her boyfriend, Conrad Zerdiak.

00:52:24.000 The actual perpetrator was white as could be.

00:52:27.000 He had bought a theatrical mask from Beverly Hills, which cost a few thousand dollars.

00:52:32.000 And it's very lifelike, and he had it on.

00:52:36.000 And it looks like the guy they called Crime Stoppers about.

00:52:40.000 I mean, his mom said the cartoonish nose?

00:52:44.000 He did it.

00:52:45.000 It looked just like her son.

00:52:47.000 Sunglasses covered Zerdiac's blue eyes.

00:52:49.000 Gloves covered his f ⁇ ing.

00:52:51.000 They really worked on this editing, didn't they?

00:52:55.000 I like this news station.

00:52:57.000 So because of that one asshole now, they think it's a thing.

00:53:02.000 It's not tattable.

00:53:04.000 It's a lot of costumes.

00:53:08.000 Let's do a...

00:53:09.000 What's this now?

00:53:10.000 It's a lot of costumes here.

00:53:12.000 That one's really good.

00:53:14.000 When you see the black women fighting, too, often their tits are hanging out and stuff. 1.00

00:53:17.000 So I guess these government ops, they have a whole bodysuit.

00:53:22.000 Yeah, like Big Mama's house.

00:53:24.000 Yeah, like Big Mama's house.

00:53:25.000 Like Big Mama's house. 0.74

00:53:26.000 So, remember when Martin Lawrence was getting a hot rock massage and it melted into his fatsuit?

00:53:32.000 Yeah.

00:53:33.000 Great.

00:53:33.000 Hat scene.

00:53:34.000 That's one way you can do it.

00:53:36.000 You'll notice if you go up to any of these gangsters and you cut them with a straight razor.

00:53:39.000 Foam.

00:53:40.000 Foam.

00:53:40.000 Instant foam.

00:53:41.000 Latex.

00:53:42.000 No blood.

00:53:42.000 No.

00:53:43.000 Hey, is this still racism or are we about to get out of it?

00:53:46.000 We're about to get out of it.

00:53:46.000 Well, because Detective Shitty has a theory about racism.

00:53:50.000 Okay.

00:53:51.000 But it's that kind of shitty detective work.

00:53:59.000 Okay.

00:54:00.000 So, oh, that's not a thing.

00:54:03.000 No, you're doing things as you talk about how shitty you are.

00:54:07.000 It's for the brand.

00:54:08.000 I could have done that.

00:54:10.000 So, now have you seen this thing about Sesame Place?

00:54:15.000 The racist mascots.

00:54:17.000 It's been popping up like wildfire.

00:54:19.000 You might notice this from Shismobin. 0.94

00:54:22.000 So.

00:54:23.000 Oh, yeah, they don't touch the kids.

00:54:25.000 Yeah, let's show this one here.

00:54:27.000 The high-fiving.

00:54:28.000 You should explain what Sesame Place is to people who don't touch the kids.

00:54:30.000 Okay, Sesame Place is a theme park for Sesame Street.

00:54:34.000 They have these mascots.

00:54:35.000 Now, my theory, it's not racism.

00:54:38.000 And Shismobin and a lot of people, even Ian Miles Chang, I think, is convinced that there's racism.

00:54:43.000 So here's one of Tully.

00:54:45.000 He touches the hand, touches the hand.

00:54:47.000 And it looks like that's racism for some reason, that he's...

00:54:54.000 And then this one they say.

00:54:55.000 They're slapping like this to kids.

00:54:57.000 No, no, no, no, no, not that.

00:54:58.000 That one's coming right up.

00:54:59.000 But this one, they say they slap somebody in the face.

00:55:02.000 That right there.

00:55:03.000 Now, they can't see very well in there, but here's my official theory when it comes to this main video.

00:55:08.000 This is the one that's been going around.

00:55:10.000 So you got Telly, I think that is.

00:55:12.000 I don't know what that is.

00:55:13.000 He says, no, no, no, no, no, no.

00:55:15.000 What looks like only the black girls. 1.00

00:55:17.000 But if you look...

00:55:18.000 He accidentally high-fived the adult.

00:55:20.000 Yes.

00:55:21.000 And then he went, I shouldn't have done that.

00:55:22.000 No, no, no.

00:55:23.000 Yes.

00:55:23.000 My theory is that they have a protocol of like either no touching about the high fives because of COVID stuff.

00:55:31.000 The mascot sees the camera, pretends he's socially distancing all of a sudden.

00:55:37.000 He just high-fived the woman, then goes, no, no, no, no, that's, I'm not supposed to do that.

00:55:41.000 So the high fives, then he goes, oh, camera.

00:55:44.000 No, no, no, actually, no.

00:55:46.000 So they're saying it's racism, and I'm saying it's not.

00:55:50.000 Let's do Proud Boys.

00:55:52.000 Okay.

00:55:54.000 Of course you're right, but thank you.

00:55:55.000 It's not rocket science.

00:55:57.000 Stand back, stand by.

00:55:59.000 Proud boys point out.

00:56:01.000 Proud boys.

00:56:04.000 Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.

00:56:07.000 Antifa is an idea, not an organization.

00:56:09.000 You got it, not malignant.

00:56:16.000 Stand back and stand by.

00:56:18.000 Stand by.

00:56:19.000 Stand by.

00:56:20.000 I tell you at my kid's baseball game, one of the dads of the opposing team yelled, finish him!

00:56:25.000 Interesting.

00:56:27.000 These are nine-year-olds, by the way.

00:56:29.000 Finish him? 0.60

00:56:31.000 I believe that's what they say at the end of Mortal Kombat when there's about to be someone killed and there's blood everywhere.

00:56:37.000 You're yelling, finish him, at a little kid in basically his first season of baseball with a uniform.

00:56:46.000 Finish him! 0.98

00:56:48.000 Ended up walking him.

00:56:50.000 I was like, well, it looks like you didn't finish him.

00:56:52.000 It is a tech.

00:56:57.000 So this is funny.

00:56:59.000 Proud boys have been marching a lot on Long Island, and I met that particular chapter, and it's very dark.

00:57:07.000 There's lots of Hispanics, and there's at least two or three black dudes.

00:57:11.000 And when they go on these marches, they take pictures of them and they say, hey, we don't want to hate on Long Island.

00:57:16.000 But they always crop out the black guys. 0.98

00:57:20.000 And I'm telling you, you fucking dummies are going to make this club racist. 0.60

00:57:23.000 And when I say you, I mean the media, because they hear white nationalists march on Long Island.

00:57:29.000 They look at the picture, they only see white guys, and they go, oh, I guess, A, white nationalism is more mainstream than I thought.

00:57:37.000 And B, I'm going to join.

00:57:40.000 Maybe it's a thing.

00:57:42.000 And the next thing you know, you manifested hate where there was none.

00:57:47.000 And I thought this was an amazing paragraph.

00:57:49.000 So there's a new group called the Justice League that is going to stand up to them.

00:57:54.000 And it's a group of activists who make it their mission to confront racism in our region.

00:57:59.000 Lately, the Prowd Boys' arrival in Long Island, coupled with extremism, racist acts, and violence across the state, have made their work both more urgent and more difficult. 0.82

00:58:10.000 So you go, okay, this sounds terrible.

00:58:12.000 Look at the girl, by the way. 0.93

00:58:14.000 Say this was a racist gang.

00:58:17.000 One little black girl is going to go take on the fucking Nazis? 1.00

00:58:20.000 Like, you don't even believe what you say.

00:58:24.000 Your very existence proves that you don't think this is a violent gang.

00:58:29.000 What's the headline again?

00:58:34.000 So I thought this was a great thing.

00:58:36.000 On the Proud Boys, Long Island Substack, a newsletter describes their May 21st demonstrations in Long Island as a display of patriotism and love for the country.

00:58:46.000 This is what they are announcing.

00:58:48.000 Proud Boys are announcing what their march is about.

00:58:51.000 To spread cheer and goodwill in these communities that we love.

00:58:55.000 Claiming that they were welcomed with open arms, a spokesperson for Substack did not immediately respond to questions about the Proud Boys' use of its platform.

00:59:03.000 But the company's terms of use state that Substack cannot be used to publish content or fund initiatives that incite violence based on protected classes.

00:59:14.000 So the Proud Boys say we want to spread cheer and goodwill in these communities.

00:59:18.000 The journalist contacts Substack and says, doesn't that violate your initiative on inciting violence?

00:59:27.000 Like, this is in the same paragraph.

00:59:31.000 Fucking insane.

00:59:32.000 Unless the initiative is to incite violence, then yes, they are going against that.

00:59:37.000 We want to spread love.

00:59:38.000 Doesn't that violate your hate protocols?

00:59:40.000 Do you think standing your ground's a little bit aggressive?

00:59:43.000 Yeah.

00:59:44.000 And then look at 2-7.

00:59:45.000 So they're wearing.

00:59:46.000 Oh.

00:59:47.000 Yeah.

00:59:48.000 Anyway, by the way, so they're taking the name Justice League to go around and, I guess, beat Patriots in the streets.

00:59:57.000 I just think that as an Avenger, that's copyright infringement.

01:00:00.000 If anybody were to do that to the Avengers, we would see you in court.

01:00:04.000 Okay.

01:00:04.000 Are you wearing an Iron Man shirt or is that an app?

01:00:08.000 Iron Man shirt.

01:00:10.000 I'm doing Celebrity Mailbag.

01:00:11.000 You invited me this Friday to do it.

01:00:13.000 Okay, yeah, I remember now.

01:00:14.000 Yeah.

01:00:15.000 Yeah, Iron Man.

01:00:16.000 Right.

01:00:19.000 So they've been wearing Bucky's face mask.

01:00:22.000 We talked about this yesterday, I believe.

01:00:25.000 And Bucky's has been confronted and told, Proud Boys are wearing your shit.

01:00:29.000 What are you going to do?

01:00:31.000 You could be like Fred Perry and disavow.

01:00:33.000 Did I tell you that story?

01:00:35.000 I was talking to Long Island guys about this shit.

01:00:39.000 And they said they were at a bar and they were all wearing their Fred Perry's and everyone was fine with them.

01:00:45.000 It was, I guess, a right-wing bar or whatever you want to fucking call it.

01:00:48.000 And they saw some liberal at the bar who was really mad.

01:00:50.000 You got to always like suss out the room.

01:00:53.000 So he sees this guy and he's fanatically on his phone.

01:00:57.000 And, you know, he's probably googling Proud Boys, whatever.

01:01:00.000 And then he finally finds what he's looking for and he summons the courage.

01:01:03.000 Maybe has a shot first.

01:01:04.000 And he comes over and he goes, what do you think of this?

01:01:08.000 And he shows them an article that says the CEO of Fred Perry disavows the Proud Boys.

01:01:14.000 Like the guy was going to go, touche.

01:01:19.000 Guys, let's wrap it up here.

01:01:21.000 The guy who works at this clothing store doesn't like us.

01:01:24.000 What the fuck?

01:01:25.000 I only wear pants where the CEO of that company loves me.

01:01:29.000 I've been banned on Instagram about four or five times.

01:01:32.000 I know they don't want me there, but I have to post my memes.

01:01:36.000 So I'm still there, regardless if they support me or not.

01:01:40.000 Jarvis, set me up for a sex profile just in case.

01:01:43.000 I'm going to get a little spicy today on my story.

01:01:46.000 Okay.

01:01:50.000 But so you can just watch this segment, I guess.

01:01:53.000 This is Hotspot.

01:01:54.000 The stores, the mascot, the brand, Bucky's is beloved in our state.

01:01:58.000 But tonight it's facing some challenges, and this is why the Proud Boys wearing Bucky's products at demonstrations around Texas.

01:02:06.000 And some are calling it hate-jacking.

01:02:08.000 That's when an extremist group adopts a brand and tarnishes its reputation.

01:02:12.000 Our Bill Spencer is covering the controversy tonight.

01:02:14.000 Hatejackie is live at the Bucky's near Sugarland.

01:02:17.000 Bill.

01:02:18.000 Is that like a hate fuck, but you don't have a girlfriend?

01:02:21.000 Keith and Danielle, the Proud Boys are known nationwide for their very strong political beliefs and ideas.

01:02:27.000 Well, now it appears they have adopted a very popular icon as part of their new look.

01:02:36.000 Pushing and shoving and controversy at a protest rally at the University of North Texas in Denton, as seen in this storyful video by Ismael Belcorum.

01:02:46.000 And at the center of it all, the Proud Boys, a far-right-wing organization that has apparently added a familiar face to their uniform.

01:02:54.000 It's a face just about every Texan knows.

01:02:57.000 It's Bucky the Beaver, friendly, goofy, bucktoothed face of Bucky's, the massive chain of gas station emporiums.

01:03:06.000 The Proud Boys are already known for expressing their own political beliefs and ideas at rallies and protests all over the United States.

01:03:14.000 And now it appears they're using Bucky's pet beaver to promote those far-right ideas.

01:03:20.000 So just what do the Historians think of this new addition to the Proud Boys look?

01:03:25.000 I think it's probably pretty bad that any political group would use Buckies as part of their advertising.

01:03:30.000 Well, they shouldn't be using like a family-friendly logo to promote their own hate group.

01:03:36.000 It makes Buckies look bad, yeah. 1.00

01:03:38.000 If they're doing that, they're giving an impression that Buckies is behind them and that they're promoting their action, whatever action they're taking, which is not right.

01:03:53.000 In Conroe, Nurse Lorene Roberts is a former officer with Pride Houston and a prominent member of the LGBTQ community.

01:04:01.000 She told us what she thinks about Bucky the Bee.

01:04:04.000 I wonder what she'll think.

01:04:06.000 I think it is blatant disregard not only to individuals and people all around them who they are disrespecting, but also to the company itself.

01:04:20.000 This is so stupid.

01:04:22.000 This is idiocracy.

01:04:26.000 I quote, we have never had contact with this people and do not know them.

01:04:31.000 Nobody is going to prevent us from providing clean bathrooms equally to all people.

01:04:38.000 Putting on the bottom of the city.

01:04:39.000 You want to hear a funny insider scoop?

01:04:42.000 Proud boys are using those, that second sentence, as the new 14 words?

01:04:47.000 No.

01:04:49.000 And I counted it.

01:04:50.000 It is 14.

01:04:51.000 Go back.

01:04:53.000 The new 14 words have nothing to do with race, and they are, nobody is going to prevent us from providing clean bathrooms equally To all people.

01:05:03.000 Well, I'm glad you think it's funny, Gavin, but I don't support your little group.

01:05:09.000 But it's not a hate group, Bucky.

01:05:11.000 Are you sure?

01:05:13.000 I saw them doing bad stuff, like trying to stop Mass Damn Tifa from going around and setting fires peacefully. 0.83

01:05:22.000 Yeah, see if you can pull up, Bucky, see if you can pull up that honky-tonk thing with the bikers.

01:05:26.000 Okey-dokey.

01:05:28.000 It's weird because, like, in my day, with Nazi skinheads and punks, there was no, like, what the fuck are you going to do?

01:05:33.000 What, what, fuck you?

01:05:34.000 Yeah, bitch, bitch. 1.00

01:05:35.000 Mace, it was just like, shmm.

01:05:38.000 Instantly.

01:05:39.000 Like, there was no talking at all.

01:05:44.000 There it is.

01:05:44.000 Antifa finds out.

01:05:46.000 Salem, Oregon.

01:05:47.000 Antifa finds out.

01:05:49.000 Wait, where do you see that?

01:05:50.000 Okay.

01:05:51.000 Where do I see that?

01:05:53.000 Oh, my God!

01:05:55.000 Morgan to take action.

01:05:58.000 And now we see this.

01:06:01.000 This guy has the weirdest accent, by the way.

01:06:05.000 Look at this.

01:06:06.000 So, no, in my day, it would just be like bonk instantly.

01:06:10.000 But let's get the fuck out of here.

01:06:12.000 And then women getting involved. 1.00

01:06:17.000 Women. 0.81

01:06:20.000 Whoa! 0.71

01:06:23.000 Walk away! 0.99

01:06:24.000 Walk the f ⁇ away! 1.00

01:06:25.000 You guys came here!

01:06:28.000 Bye-bye, guys!

01:06:30.000 So in this entire scuffle, we see a lot of pushing and spraying, but not a single punch being.

01:06:35.000 I remember doing a video on that.

01:06:47.000 Is this like an Asian accent that's been Americanized 99.9%?

01:06:52.000 I think it is.

01:07:11.000 Cowen events with Camin's subscription.

01:07:14.000 I had you all wrong, and I'm sorry.

01:07:16.000 I support the Proud Boys.

01:07:18.000 I'm a proud Western chauvinist who refuses to papologize for creating the modern world, and you can use our bathrooms.

01:07:28.000 No one asks you to papologize.

01:07:30.000 Well, I deeply, from the cotton of my sart, papologize.

01:07:39.000 Dear Linda and her GOML co-hosts.

01:07:42.000 Oh, sorry.

01:07:43.000 What am I doing?

01:07:43.000 Let's get the mailbag.

01:07:44.000 Yes.

01:07:45.000 Sorry about that.

01:07:46.000 That was wacky.

01:07:49.000 Ryan, shut up.

01:07:51.000 You don't have a debt.

01:07:54.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:08:00.000 Let me touch it.

01:08:05.000 Dear Linda and her GOMO co-host, while searching for more information about the ephemeral news of mass shootings in my city of Philadelphia, oh, you poor bastard.

01:08:14.000 Couldn't imagine being in Philly these days.

01:08:17.000 I came across this wonderful mass shooting tracker site.

01:08:20.000 I can't say I'm totally shocked by what I found.

01:08:22.000 Philadelphia has at least one mass shooting a month, a total of six so far this summer.

01:08:28.000 Turns out that 99.9% of the people shooting up the streets across America aren't disgruntled 4chan doomers, go figure.

01:08:34.000 Shocked that New York City only has one.

01:08:37.000 I guess most of the NYC shootings are one-on-one, one and done.

01:08:40.000 Maybe you'll discover some fun info here.

01:08:44.000 And then that's not a very fun chart.

01:08:47.000 It's got colors.

01:08:49.000 P.S., I'm going to see the Mooney offshoot at the Rod of Iron Festival every year.

01:08:53.000 It's a great time in October, and you guys should definitely check it out.

01:08:56.000 Big pro-Trump, pro-gun. 0.59

01:08:57.000 I guess we're Moonies now.

01:09:06.000 For the Porridge Wog, two things. 1.00

01:09:09.000 One, can you please stop having these random dementia patients on your show who can barely comprehend where they are half the fucking day? 0.98

01:09:18.000 Cats with AIDS are funnier than these crazy bags.

01:09:22.000 We're going to have to agree to disagree there.

01:09:25.000 Two, I'm getting married in September.

01:09:27.000 Thanks to you for teaching me to stop being such a giant fag and stop wasting my girl's time and finally marry her. 1.00

01:09:32.000 So I guess I can forgive your fuckery this time.

01:09:34.000 Look, if you didn't like Linda, then you're wrong.

01:09:39.000 Don't get married.

01:09:40.000 Your wife deserves somebody who gets it. 1.00

01:09:43.000 Yeah.

01:09:44.000 Like, you're just wrong.

01:09:47.000 Hi, Gavin and Ryan.

01:09:48.000 What should the ratio of moms to dads share the diaper changing? 1.00

01:09:52.000 100% mom in theory is not ideal or attainable, but 50-50 feels wrong.

01:09:57.000 Yeah, the proper diaper change for a mom and a dad is 70-30.

01:10:03.000 70% of the time the mom does it, 30% of the time the dad does it.

01:10:06.000 Sounds good.

01:10:08.000 As far as getting them ready for school and knowing their schedules, their music classes, baseball, that's 100% mom.

01:10:17.000 As far as cleaning up around the house, that is 80% mom, 20% dad.

01:10:22.000 As far as keeping care of the lawn and making sure everything outside and inside works, that's 100% dad.

01:10:29.000 As far as planning trips, that's 100% mom.

01:10:32.000 And so is packing for everyone but the dad.

01:10:34.000 He packs his own shit.

01:10:37.000 But she doesn't touch the luggage.

01:10:39.000 That goes from you to the car and from the car to whatever room it's going in.

01:10:43.000 You do 100% of the driving.

01:10:46.000 Wait, when the family is together, the dad always drives.

01:10:50.000 You never let the woman drive unless she's alone. 1.00

01:10:52.000 As far as picking people up, dropping them off, it's about 50-50.

01:10:57.000 But I'm talking to you here on a human level.

01:11:01.000 Okay.

01:11:05.000 Here's a song called 10 Little Boys.

01:11:10.000 It reminds me of when I was teaching in Taiwan, there was a book that was written, a kid's book that was written by the number one English student in the whole country.

01:11:20.000 And it was a black family, and one of the boys' names was N-I-G-E-R. 1.00

01:11:27.000 I don't know if that's pronounced Niger.

01:11:29.000 And he got the name from a map of Africa.

01:11:32.000 And he walks into the room, and the dad, black dad, said, What a lazy Niger. 1.00

01:11:39.000 Oh, Niger, you never work. 1.00

01:11:41.000 Clean your room, Niger, said mom. 0.91

01:11:44.000 Do the dishes, Niger. 1.00

01:11:46.000 And I fucking made the mistake of bugging out.

01:11:49.000 I was like, I need this book.

01:11:51.000 I have to have to have this book.

01:11:53.000 Holy shit.

01:11:53.000 And I was laughing my head off.

01:11:56.000 They freaked out.

01:11:57.000 He wants this too bad.

01:11:59.000 Like I was Mousy Chiso, or they were Mousy Cheeso. 0.99

01:12:03.000 And they grabbed the book and said, no, we can't loan out books.

01:12:06.000 And I never saw it again.

01:12:08.000 Wow.

01:12:10.000 There's a moral here, folks.

01:12:12.000 You come across something like that and you go, oh, interesting.

01:12:15.000 It's a great book.

01:12:16.000 Yeah.

01:12:17.000 Very good.

01:12:17.000 What's that over there?

01:12:18.000 Is that a squirrel?

01:12:23.000 And let's think, 10 little nigga boys, you will enjoy it. 1.00

01:12:50.000 What did someone chop someone's hand off? 0.81

01:13:08.000 Dear Gavin Imragai, change all of this article to punk, as Gavin says.

01:13:13.000 It's insane and is one of the news articles that sticks with me.

01:13:17.000 And it's an African woman in London who says she can't totally be herself at work.

01:13:23.000 She has to sort of tamp it down.

01:13:27.000 She has to speak a certain way.

01:13:29.000 And having to do this is called code switching.

01:13:34.000 Remember that black girl, that black politician that Project Veritas got, caught and she said, I want that hood money. 1.00

01:13:42.000 I'm a nerd.

01:13:43.000 I want that hood money. 0.97

01:13:44.000 And I can turn it on and turn it off.

01:13:47.000 So she was turning it on when she was talking to the prisoner.

01:13:50.000 But like, I was thinking, imagine this story was about a racist.

01:13:55.000 I'm a racist and I have to turn it off at work.

01:13:58.000 I can't say the N-word or make any of my rude jokes.

01:14:02.000 And I'm constantly trying to hold my arm down from Seek Hiling.

01:14:05.000 It's a living hell.

01:14:07.000 I have to code switch.

01:14:10.000 That would be funny.

01:14:11.000 Discrimination against racists.

01:14:16.000 We don't tolerate intolerance.

01:14:19.000 Okay, I thought there'd be more laughs at that, but that's fine.

01:14:24.000 Hey, Gav, Linda will burn down your building and kill your family. 1.00

01:14:27.000 She's clearly a paranoid schizophrenic.

01:14:29.000 I would let Gary babysit my 11-year-old daughter before I brought her on my show.

01:14:33.000 Also, she was fucking hilarious. 1.00

01:14:35.000 I'd say keep her around.

01:14:36.000 Good stuff, but keep your head on a swivel.

01:14:38.000 Mark the cop.

01:14:43.000 Yeah, I mean, we could have her back in like a month when we're bored.

01:14:49.000 Maybe like a big group.

01:14:50.000 Imagine it was like the presidential debates, and we had Maddie, Sylvia, Linda, the state trooper guy.

01:14:58.000 That could be fun.

01:15:00.000 Ohoy, Gavin Rive.

01:15:01.000 The video played on Monday of the dude getting his throat cut was remarkably similar to the time I got stabbed in the neck.

01:15:07.000 Luckily, the assailant that attacked me, a psychotic homeless man, missed the jugular.

01:15:13.000 But he punched the knife into the side of my throat twice.

01:15:15.000 And when I tried to run, he pounded the knife into my back so hard that he broke two of my vertebrae.

01:15:20.000 If I wouldn't have fought him off, he would surely have killed me.

01:15:24.000 This went down right after I bought some meth, which I had just cheeked, put up his ass, in case I got searched by the cops.

01:15:32.000 I went into emergency surgery with a lousy bag of meth melting in my asshole.

01:15:36.000 The whole thing was a nightmare.

01:15:38.000 Holy shit.

01:15:39.000 So you're getting, you're, you're in incredible pain.

01:15:42.000 You're getting your neck stitched up and your back operated on while meth courses through your veins, which must erase the anesthesia.

01:15:52.000 But I took it as a sign from the big guy that my party days had long ceased to be fun.

01:15:55.000 I checked myself into rehab, got clean, and eventually got off the street.

01:15:59.000 Good to know.

01:16:00.000 I like your new sunglasses.

01:16:03.000 This guy's sending us some female cops in Belgium. 1.00

01:16:06.000 We've already showed this clip, but I like that.

01:16:09.000 Okay, first of all, they discover about 100, maybe 60 African illegals hiding in a basement.

01:16:18.000 And so they decide not to get reinforcements or anything, but they decide they're going to handle it and arrest them all.

01:16:26.000 Like, that's even...

01:16:27.000 That's way bigger than the woman thing. 0.99

01:16:30.000 Even if two giant six-foot-tall dudes who were pro-fighters arrive, they shouldn't do that.

01:16:36.000 You quietly walk out and call for backup, and you better have a fucking shitload of backup.

01:16:43.000 Look, so turn it up.

01:16:45.000 They're speaking French.

01:16:53.000 Then they decide, I better just get out of here.

01:16:55.000 Excuse me.

01:17:00.000 One.

01:17:04.000 Three.

01:17:05.000 Did you see the way he just mowed past her?

01:17:07.000 Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

01:17:12.000 And then they'll just hold it closed.

01:17:13.000 I'm that strong.

01:17:15.000 So that was 10 about.

01:17:18.000 11.

01:17:19.000 11.

01:17:20.000 13, 14, 15.

01:17:21.000 16, 17, 18.

01:17:23.000 19.

01:17:24.000 20.

01:17:26.000 And I'm just going to hold the door closed.

01:17:27.000 I got it.

01:17:28.000 No, you don't.

01:17:28.000 21.

01:17:29.000 Excuse me.

01:17:30.000 That was very polite.

01:17:31.000 22.

01:17:31.000 Excuse me.

01:17:36.000 I think they did more harm than good because now there's just Africans running through the city. 1.00

01:17:41.000 Next work, guys.

01:17:43.000 And then the cops show up.

01:17:44.000 And look, the real police show up, the men, and there's one guy left.

01:17:49.000 And it's so uneventful because they probably just did procedure that there's no video of it anymore.

01:17:54.000 Hey, genius and genius.

01:17:56.000 Linda had me dying laughing. 1.00

01:17:57.000 Sometimes her little interjections are mildly funny, but when you stop the show to lead her into her own rabbit hole, the result is solid gold.

01:18:05.000 The Long Island podcast segment had me choking, crying, and possibly shitting.

01:18:09.000 Haters going to hate, but Linda's great. 1.00

01:18:13.000 Would you rather French kiss a guy for 10 seconds or quickly lick his cock from base to tip? 1.00

01:18:16.000 Well, that's easy.

01:18:17.000 Lick his cock. 1.00

01:18:18.000 What?

01:18:20.000 What?

01:18:21.000 No, I would rather kiss a guy.

01:18:25.000 I kissed Milo.

01:18:26.000 We used to make out at a party just to freak everyone out.

01:18:29.000 The Hell's Angels used to do that to scare the squares.

01:18:32.000 We used to do that with licking balls at parties. 1.00

01:18:35.000 No, that's gay.

01:18:36.000 Oh, no, our parties were cooler than yours.

01:18:38.000 It's Iron Man.

01:18:40.000 Okay, last one.

01:18:41.000 YouTuber sent to prison.

01:18:46.000 Did you know FPS Russia, the YouTuber, was vocal about the fact that he voted for Trump?

01:18:51.000 Right after that, a certain three-letter organization raided his house and claimed it was because they thought he had illegal guns.

01:18:58.000 They found the tiniest amount of weed and charged him with distribution or some bullshit because he shared it with his wife.

01:19:04.000 He was then sent to prison.

01:19:07.000 You can't make this shit up.

01:19:08.000 They barely even hide their agenda anymore.

01:19:10.000 This is a government agency going out of its way to criminalize political views that were considered mundane six years ago and normal ten years ago.

01:19:18.000 No one is talking about this.

01:19:20.000 Even famous people are not immune.

01:19:22.000 The three-letter organization involved didn't raid his home for over a decade, despite him making the same kinds of videos, but then all of a sudden decide after he says he's a Trump supporter, Jesus, we are all fucked.

01:19:33.000 It is a little weird.

01:19:34.000 I never thought about that at the time.

01:19:35.000 We actually, yeah, we brought him up a couple shows ago, remember?

01:19:39.000 In the top right?

01:19:41.000 Yep.

01:19:42.000 The Russian guy.

01:19:44.000 Not Russian. 0.98

01:19:45.000 I'm a semi-new listener, so I apologize if you talked about it, but I recently watched a video by Sonny V2 discussing Paul Miller.

01:19:50.000 Apparently, he was there when Heron Kinsman fought the Antifa members who instigated the fight.

01:19:54.000 I had no idea.

01:19:55.000 That was the event.

01:19:56.000 I heard so much about it on the show.

01:19:57.000 Can you talk about Miller?

01:19:58.000 If you know him, your opinion on his recent sentence and what he was doing that night?

01:20:02.000 No worries if you can't talk about it.

01:20:03.000 So I think Paul Miller went nuts.

01:20:07.000 Much like the guy who got the bottle to the face, Jovie Vall.

01:20:14.000 Jovi Val got bottled in the face by MAGA hater.

01:20:21.000 He's wearing a MAGA hat, some skateboarder, smashed a bottle, cut his face open.

01:20:25.000 I don't think that guy was charged, by the way, even though Max in prison said, never use a bottle in a fight.

01:20:30.000 It'll add five years to your sentence.

01:20:33.000 And then he went full Nazi cuckoo, like with a swastika pendant around his neck. 0.74

01:20:41.000 I don't think that's that dissimilar from Paul Miller.

01:20:44.000 So Paul Miller was there to report on my talk at the Metropolitan Club.

01:20:50.000 He was a normal dude.

01:20:52.000 And he got mobbed by Antifa.

01:20:56.000 And then Gavin Wax and this other dude who got doxed by Antifa and had to move to the South jumped in and fought Antifa and called for the cops.

01:21:09.000 So they get, there was like 10 guys that jumped Paul.

01:21:14.000 And out of the 10, the cops managed to grab three of them, Kai Russo, Caleb Perkins, and Finbar Sloanem.

01:21:22.000 Magically, lawyers appear out of nowhere and get all three of them out.

01:21:27.000 And this is Caleb Perkins' second run-in with the cops.

01:21:31.000 And it's the second time a big-titted Jewish lawyer magically appeared and got all his charges dropped. 0.98

01:21:38.000 Then a few hours later, the thing with Max and John, probably the same Antifa dudes happened and they instigated two fights that night.

01:21:48.000 Oh, and after they beat up Paul, by the way, they stole all his equipment.

01:21:51.000 Yep.

01:21:51.000 His backpack.

01:21:53.000 So then Steinglass railroaded him and said, he said, I want to press charges on those three guys.

01:22:02.000 And they told him when the trial was like eight hours before, and it was at night.

01:22:07.000 And he goes, I can't get work off.

01:22:09.000 You tell me eight hours before when it is?

01:22:11.000 And then I was talking to Mike Cernovich about it.

01:22:13.000 And he goes, yeah, that's illegal.

01:22:14.000 He should file a, I forget the name of it.

01:22:16.000 It's like a judiciary complaint against Steinglass.

01:22:20.000 And I contacted him and he was too spooked because he saw what happened to Max and John.

01:22:25.000 He's like, I'm scared.

01:22:26.000 I got Antifa beating the shit out of me.

01:22:28.000 And now the government's out to get me.

01:22:30.000 I'm the bad guy.

01:22:31.000 So that scared the shit out of him.

01:22:33.000 And he moved.

01:22:34.000 I think he moved to Florida or LA or something.

01:22:36.000 And then I think he went nutso.

01:22:39.000 Kidnapped his girlfriend or some shit.

01:22:41.000 I'm not sure.

01:22:42.000 When he was on our show, too, he was like, he's like, hey, man, I'm apolitical.

01:22:46.000 I was there to document the thing.

01:22:49.000 Yeah.

01:22:51.000 Yeah, he was like a comic book nerd.

01:22:52.000 He was really into Batman.

01:22:55.000 Yeah, he became the Joker later on.

01:22:58.000 Which is interesting.

01:23:00.000 All right, let's do the final video.

01:23:01.000 Yes.

01:23:19.000 Okay, this is the most disturbing final video we've ever had.

01:23:23.000 It's sexual.

01:23:24.000 It's NSFW.

01:23:26.000 If you want to put that up there, Rygai.

01:23:28.000 Oh, yes, yes.

01:23:31.000 It's sent to me from someone in Ireland.

01:23:34.000 And it's some Indian Muslim, not sure if he's Indian or Pakistani, who sedates these patients. 0.79

01:23:50.000 And then, while the other doctor's there and not looking, puts his dick in their mouths.

01:23:56.000 Now, when I first heard the story, I was like, wait a minute, isn't that guy Italian?

01:24:00.000 And I realized, no, there's two cases going on right now.

01:24:02.000 One was in Brazil.

01:24:03.000 So look at the second link, Ryan.

01:24:05.000 The mirror.

01:24:07.000 Anesthesiologist Giovanni Quintela Bezera was arrested at the woman's hospital in San Jao de Meriti, Rio de Janeiro State, Brazil, in the early hours.

01:24:18.000 No, that's the wrong fucking one.

01:24:19.000 I said the mirror.

01:24:20.000 I said second link.

01:24:24.000 How do you not hear that?

01:24:28.000 Jesus.

01:24:30.000 So this woman was getting a C-section. 0.96

01:24:34.000 And he attacked two others the same day.

01:24:38.000 So her stomach is ripped open, her bowels are hanging out, and he puts his dink in her mouth, right? 0.98

01:24:45.000 You're obviously not going to fuck her in the pussy. 1.00

01:24:48.000 I'm sorry to laugh at rape, but wow, that's some hubris.

01:24:53.000 But no, now go to the link you just had up.

01:24:56.000 This is investigations into suspected sexual abuse.

01:24:59.000 So this guy, if you go down a bit, there he is.

01:25:04.000 Dr. Almir de Zubani.

01:25:08.000 This guy was knocking out.

01:25:10.000 Now, I think it was a dude.

01:25:11.000 I'm not sure if this is a male or female in the video we're about to see.

01:25:15.000 One patient requested anonymity, described how he learned about his suspected abuse from Gardai.

01:25:20.000 He told RTE investigates that he was suspected of having been sexually assaulted following surgery to move his appendix.

01:25:28.000 He called me.

01:25:28.000 I said, is everything okay?

01:25:29.000 And he said, are you sitting down?

01:25:30.000 I knew it was serious then.

01:25:31.000 The man said, go down more.

01:25:34.000 The guarda went on to describe how several statements have been made about suspected sexual assaults of the man and others.

01:25:39.000 But almost four years on.

01:25:41.000 Okay, so it's a man.

01:25:42.000 Okay.

01:25:42.000 All right, folks, you don't want to see this.

01:25:44.000 But this is a man, unconscious, getting face raped while he gets operated on.

01:25:49.000 And I apologize for laughing.

01:25:52.000 Yeah.

01:25:52.000 Lost his appendix and got an appendage, right?

01:25:58.000 He lost his appendix and his gay virginity. 0.98

01:26:00.000 So the other doctors can't really see what's going on here.

01:26:02.000 But the reason we have this on tape is because this guy was acting really weird.

01:26:07.000 And they thought something's up with him.

01:26:09.000 And he also, he would over-anesthetize them.

01:26:13.000 So they'd be like dead to the world for five hours.

01:26:15.000 I'm like, why did you give him so much?

01:26:18.000 Well, because I want to put my dink in his mouth. 1.00

01:26:24.000 The other guy's busy.

01:26:27.000 Imagine you looked at that doctor and you went, wait a minute, that's the anesthesiologist I had.

01:26:33.000 Look at him.

01:26:36.000 Like, talk about your worst nightmare.

01:26:42.000 Sorry to laugh.

01:26:44.000 Anyway, folks, don't let your guard down.

01:26:47.000 Keep your head on a swivel.

01:26:49.000 You never know who's out there trying to fuck your face.

01:26:51.000 Get fired.

01:26:52.000 Get in trouble.

01:26:53.000 Be brave.

01:26:54.000 And never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 19, 2022

S4E144 - KILLER WHALES

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