Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E148

00:00:13.000 Oh, live from New York.

00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:36.000 Jungle Boy, don't you feel Jungle Boy, come here.

00:00:50.000 She all over, going crazy.

00:00:54.000 Jungle Boy.

00:00:57.000 That was Bow Wow Wow, popular punk band from Australia that were created after the Sex Pistols blew up.

00:01:07.000 And I was watching Pistol again.

00:01:11.000 I finally finished it.

00:01:12.000 I was taking my time.

00:01:14.000 I wanted to watch it with my wife, but she doesn't love me anymore.

00:01:16.000 So I ended up having to watch the rest of it alone.

00:01:19.000 But I was watching Mary Antoinette, the Sophia Coppola movie from 10 years ago, 15 years ago, with what's her name?

00:01:28.000 All these white women look the same.

00:01:29.000 Gwyneth Paltrow, Cameron Diaz, fucking Starone.

00:01:38.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:01:40.000 Michelle Pfeiffer.

00:01:42.000 Who's the girl that was in that movie?

00:01:44.000 Mary Antoinette Kirsten Dunst.

00:01:48.000 There you go.

00:01:49.000 Who looks exactly like Taylor Swift?

00:01:53.000 And they play a lot of bow wow wow in it.

00:01:55.000 Bow wow wow were part of this movement with Adam Ant that Malcolm Claren was also behind, where they had these cool drums.

00:02:06.000 And I remember being a kid and going, I don't know where the fuck that comes from, but that is the coolest sounding music I've ever heard.

00:02:12.000 Like, check out 15, C30, C60.

00:02:18.000 It's like weird bongo.

00:02:30.000 The song's about stealing music and putting it on cassette and not having to buy albums.

00:02:34.000 30-minute cassette, a 60-minute cassette, a 90-minute cassette.

00:02:41.000 So then, I knew there was some story that that song, the opening song we just did was a rip-off of an African song.

00:02:49.000 Billy Bragg told me that when I was interviewing him once.

00:02:52.000 That was probably in 08.

00:02:55.000 But it's like, it's not similar.

00:02:57.000 It's verbatim.

00:02:59.000 And I. I like how the black guy's pretending he's a priest.

00:03:20.000 Turn up the face a bit.

00:03:22.000 Yeah, sure.

00:03:24.000 Yeah, that's good.

00:03:31.000 It's the exact same song.

00:03:34.000 She even made words.

00:03:36.000 The words she wrote make no sense.

00:03:37.000 See Jungle, Sea Jungle, GoAb Crazy.

00:03:40.000 City all over, Go Ab Crazy.

00:03:42.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:03:47.000 But he did this a lot.

00:03:49.000 And if you go to 1-3, you can see how egregious.

00:03:54.000 And I hate when people say that Led Zeppelin ripped off the blues.

00:03:57.000 No, they were influenced a little bit by the blues, and they made it something way better.

00:04:02.000 Immigrant song is way better than Bleeding Gums of McMille.

00:04:05.000 Oh, look, we got rid of Elon's head.

00:04:07.000 But this is not an homage.

00:04:10.000 This is a fucking rip-off.

00:04:12.000 Oh, yeah, that's kind of a separate thing.

00:04:15.000 He wanted to make this supergroup, so he looked for like a year to try to find the right singer.

00:04:21.000 And he ended up with this 14-year-old girl, Annabella LeWin, who I think had some, I don't know, Aboriginal or Asian in her or something.

00:04:27.000 And he totally sexualized her.

00:04:32.000 Like, there's a song they do called Louis Coutours, meaning Louis XIV.

00:04:36.000 And it's all about how she likes being ravaged by him and kidnapped.

00:04:40.000 And in this song, she's like, and I'm just 14.

00:04:43.000 And she's naked on album covers.

00:04:46.000 Like, this is why I was so mad at the casting of Malcolm McLaren and Pistol.

00:04:51.000 Because Malcolm McLaren was a genuinely evil madman, evil genius.

00:04:56.000 He was bad.

00:04:57.000 He sexualized a 14-year-old.

00:04:59.000 He stole this music.

00:05:01.000 Thumbs down, badman.

00:05:04.000 And they cast him.

00:05:05.000 Can you find Pistol to Malcolm McLaren?

00:05:08.000 Like, that's Malcolm McLaren.

00:05:10.000 He's a scary, evil, criminal, sexual, deviant monster.

00:05:16.000 And then they cast him.

00:05:19.000 They get a four-year-old boy, a man with a four-year-old's head.

00:05:25.000 Look at him.

00:05:27.000 A way to ruin everything.

00:05:29.000 Look at the picture there next to the one you just selected where he's got his head on his hands.

00:05:34.000 Like, that's not an evil genius.

00:05:38.000 Fuck.

00:05:40.000 All of their faces are kind of annoying in that show, actually.

00:05:47.000 But yeah, go back to the 1-4, the summation.

00:05:50.000 So remember that C30-C60 I just played you?

00:05:53.000 Now see if you can go to the summation thing, 1-4, and find the Burundi boys.

00:05:58.000 It was a thing.

00:05:59.000 It was a really cool music scene back then.

00:06:01.000 Yeah, listen to that.

00:06:05.000 Burundi.

00:06:08.000 So this is all in South Africa, I believe.

00:06:15.000 Stop your yelling and start your fucking song.

00:06:26.000 See what I mean?

00:06:28.000 Go to the top of that article so people Can find it.

00:06:33.000 Brundi Beat, the Ants Annabella Appropriation.

00:06:36.000 It's one of the few times that they talk about appropriation, and I go, Yeah, okay, I agree with you.

00:06:46.000 I was going to make the opening song, This New Jam, by our own president.

00:06:51.000 He's a rapper now, and he did a really cool song about self-identification.

00:06:56.000 This is 1-7.

00:06:58.000 And it's a jam.

00:07:00.000 This guy knows how to rock.

00:07:02.000 My name is...

00:07:04.000 My name is Trockie Goggins.

00:07:06.000 Hi!

00:07:06.000 My name is What?

00:07:08.000 My name is Who?

00:07:09.000 My name is the guy.

00:07:12.000 Hi, kids.

00:07:12.000 You like pie tips?

00:07:14.000 Not pie tips.

00:07:15.000 You want to see me close both my eyelids?

00:07:17.000 I get real close.

00:07:18.000 I'm quicker than most.

00:07:20.000 Let me be clear.

00:07:21.000 I ain't afraid of no ghosts.

00:07:23.000 I take my Talkie Joe drugs.

00:07:25.000 And give super long hugs.

00:07:28.000 Look how long this hug is.

00:07:35.000 Okay.

00:07:37.000 I'm also an ice cream guy.

00:07:39.000 Hi.

00:07:39.000 My name is...

00:07:40.000 What?

00:07:41.000 My name is Han.

00:07:42.000 My name is Scrub Rival.

00:07:45.000 Stop the tape.

00:07:46.000 I need to be changed.

00:07:47.000 Maybe get another boost.

00:07:48.000 Get the f ⁇ out of here.

00:07:50.000 I keep getting it.

00:07:51.000 Sorry.

00:07:52.000 My thing didn't pass.

00:07:53.000 Then I fell on my ass.

00:07:54.000 Off a bike that wasn't even going too fast.

00:07:56.000 No, I'm serious.

00:07:57.000 Blue to Crown Pim Obama.

00:07:59.000 He's a real bad dude.

00:08:00.000 Gave him a little fist bump because I didn't want to be rude.

00:08:03.000 Cash is still $18.

00:08:07.000 What are you guys talking about?

00:08:10.000 It's all right.

00:08:11.000 The economy's strong.

00:08:13.000 I couldn't be prouder of my boy Hunchy's dog.

00:08:16.000 I'm the next guy.

00:08:18.000 So stop your searching.

00:08:19.000 If you don't vote for me, you ain't a black guy person.

00:08:22.000 Hi.

00:08:23.000 What are you?

00:08:24.000 Who are you?

00:08:27.000 So it looks like they're going to run Gavin Newsome in 2024, by the way.

00:08:32.000 I was really confused before, wondering who they're going to use.

00:08:36.000 I was worried it was Michelle.

00:08:38.000 It might still be Michelle.

00:08:39.000 But Gavin Newsom?

00:08:42.000 He almost got recalled.

00:08:43.000 He ruined California.

00:08:45.000 Have you been to San Francisco or LA recently?

00:08:48.000 What?

00:08:49.000 His draconian fucking lockdown shit?

00:08:54.000 He's Pelosi's nephew, so he's part of the globalist cabal, but they're not sending their best.

00:08:59.000 So that's making fun of Joe Biden, right?

00:09:02.000 This is not making fun of Joe Biden.

00:09:04.000 Look at 1-8.

00:09:06.000 This is so obviously Adderall.

00:09:08.000 Look at his eyes.

00:09:09.000 1-1,000, 2-1,000.

00:09:24.000 United States watched it all happen as he sat in the comfort of the private dining room next to the Oval Office.

00:09:32.000 While he was doing that brave law enforcement officer, subject to the medieval hell for three hours.

00:09:38.000 Medieval hell?

00:09:41.000 I got to be honest.

00:09:42.000 I don't think that's that at all, Gavin.

00:09:44.000 I think it's a CGI programming.

00:09:46.000 Wait a minute, I just realized you never blink either, Tim.

00:09:50.000 What are you talking about?

00:09:52.000 Of course I do.

00:09:53.000 It's been like 15 seconds.

00:09:56.000 Here I am.

00:09:58.000 That's not a blink.

00:10:00.000 Nah.

00:10:02.000 Did you see that?

00:10:03.000 There's basically like proof that that's like CGI.

00:10:08.000 What?

00:10:08.000 Yeah.

00:10:10.000 They took like two screenshots of his eyes there.

00:10:15.000 See how close they are together?

00:10:17.000 That's fake and funny.

00:10:19.000 No, that's not.

00:10:20.000 That's the real thing.

00:10:21.000 No, it's not.

00:10:22.000 I've seen the real thing, and that's fake.

00:10:26.000 If you go to his actual page.

00:10:28.000 That's got to be Adderall, right?

00:10:30.000 This one's fake.

00:10:31.000 That's you.

00:10:37.000 You guys are quick.

00:10:39.000 They're trying to make him tough, and it's not working.

00:10:43.000 He's not tough.

00:10:44.000 He's not anything.

00:10:45.000 He's not alive.

00:10:48.000 And this deal we're getting.

00:10:49.000 Have you seen this?

00:10:50.000 So they get some dumb bitch who hates America.

00:10:53.000 They catch her with weed, and I go, I want her back.

00:10:56.000 And then Joe Biden goes, no problem, Gav.

00:10:59.000 I did a great deal.

00:11:01.000 I didn't say deal.

00:11:02.000 I just said get her back.

00:11:02.000 Well, I got to do a deal.

00:11:04.000 No, you don't.

00:11:05.000 You just tell them to get her back.

00:11:07.000 You put pressure on them.

00:11:09.000 Well, they did a trade.

00:11:10.000 Oh, no, no, no, no, no.

00:11:12.000 I didn't say a trade.

00:11:13.000 Who did you trade?

00:11:15.000 The death merchant guy that was caught plotting to murder tens of thousands of Americans and supplying all kinds of weapons to terrorists?

00:11:27.000 No, she can rot in jail if that's our only option.

00:11:32.000 So you think this is fake?

00:11:36.000 I don't think that's fake.

00:11:37.000 I think it's fake in that he's fucking high.

00:11:44.000 It's creepy.

00:11:46.000 But look how creepy it is.

00:11:47.000 That's a different part of that speech.

00:11:52.000 Yeah, I think that's lighting and all kinds of shit, or maybe the Adderall kicked in.

00:11:57.000 I'm not quite ready to go on the there's 50 Bidens.

00:12:02.000 It looks like face technology.

00:12:06.000 Okay.

00:12:06.000 He didn't look like that here, and this was posted four hours before that.

00:12:11.000 Okay, let's see.

00:12:13.000 Let me be open-minded here.

00:12:15.000 Let me see that one.

00:12:16.000 Be open-eyed.

00:12:17.000 Like our president.

00:12:21.000 There's that.

00:12:21.000 I can't hear anything, but okay.

00:12:24.000 There's that.

00:12:25.000 Yeah, this is the four hours apart.

00:12:28.000 I don't know.

00:12:29.000 It looks like a face swap.

00:12:30.000 Like, you know, when you see CGI, you're like, oh, that's definitely CGI.

00:12:33.000 It does.

00:12:34.000 Now that you say that, I am seeing a face swap in the first one.

00:12:39.000 The brighter one.

00:12:41.000 Anyway.

00:12:43.000 Speaking of facade, have you seen this fucking bullshit?

00:12:49.000 I don't know what's going on with the New York Post.

00:12:50.000 The New York Post is like, they've got Piers Morgan on the cover, and I forgot to bring it, but they're talking about how Zelensky was beautifully photographed by Vogue, And he said, We need your help, Biden.

00:13:02.000 Biden should come here.

00:13:04.000 You're like, You're falling for this, New York Post?

00:13:06.000 They've also been shitting on Trump recently, too.

00:13:09.000 But how could anyone see this idiotic photo shoot and not go, ugh?

00:13:17.000 Like, it's all a big game to them.

00:13:19.000 I noticed they had Ben Stiller on the cover of Vogue once when Zoolander came out, and he was making fun of it, and he's on the cover, like, being sexy.

00:13:28.000 Zelensky is the exact same thing.

00:13:29.000 Vogue doesn't realize that this is just as absurd as Zoolander.

00:13:34.000 Look at this.

00:13:35.000 This is a war.

00:13:36.000 We're in a war right now.

00:13:38.000 I love this shot.

00:13:42.000 Standing by a blown-out fucking plane.

00:13:47.000 Am I the only one that sees the absurdity of this?

00:13:55.000 Portrait of bravery.

00:14:00.000 In less serious news, Bobby Lee dumped that insane fox.

00:14:06.000 I think Bobby Lee might be the biggest loser in the world.

00:14:10.000 We thought it was that billionaire Chinese guy who dresses up as Michael Jackson and lip syncs.

00:14:18.000 Yes.

00:14:18.000 I think Bobby Lee just pushed him.

00:14:20.000 It's funny that the biggest losers in the world are both Asian.

00:14:23.000 That woman was a 10, easy 10.

00:14:26.000 I don't even hesitate.

00:14:27.000 I don't know what she is.

00:14:28.000 She's like Iranian Filipino or something.

00:14:32.000 We're going to get into hot chicks on the right on the show.

00:14:34.000 A lot of hot chicks today.

00:14:36.000 But you've seen her, right?

00:14:38.000 Kyala?

00:14:39.000 Kalila?

00:14:40.000 Kalila?

00:14:41.000 What do you think she is?

00:14:42.000 I think she's a bitch.

00:14:45.000 She's done tons of...

00:14:47.000 Like, there was a montage recently of her to show you.

00:14:50.000 Show yourself, Ryan.

00:14:51.000 Shitting on Bobby.

00:14:52.000 I had to take my Tim Pool hat on.

00:14:53.000 Because this is me.

00:14:54.000 And it does not reflect the Tim Pool brand.

00:14:56.000 Get your hair out of your face, please, moron.

00:14:59.000 Okay.

00:15:00.000 Okay.

00:15:01.000 So yeah, she's been on tons of podcasts and tons of shows.

00:15:05.000 Wait, are you being cool and sexy now?

00:15:09.000 I don't know.

00:15:10.000 Tell me.

00:15:13.000 Ooh, sexy sip.

00:15:17.000 Men don't use straws, by the way, just so you know.

00:15:19.000 A montage.

00:15:20.000 What's your beef with her?

00:15:22.000 She has been shitting on Bobby and being like, oh yeah, Bobby's like a loser.

00:15:30.000 He's like calling him a cuck.

00:15:32.000 And then he's like, what?

00:15:34.000 He is.

00:15:35.000 He plays video games 16 hours a day.

00:15:38.000 Bobby Lee declares he would never have an open relationship with Kalila.

00:15:41.000 And then she keeps saying it.

00:15:45.000 And then...

00:15:45.000 Yeah, she keeps saying it because he's fucked her twice in the past year.

00:15:50.000 What role plays do you prefer?

00:15:52.000 Anybody but himself.

00:15:56.000 If he shows up as Bobby Lee, I'm out.

00:15:59.000 He's got to come in ready as somebody else.

00:16:03.000 You know, it's funny that you say that.

00:16:08.000 It's endless that she does that.

00:16:11.000 Wait, she's doing that because he totally neglects her and he plays video games.

00:16:14.000 He doesn't do anything.

00:16:15.000 And then his defense is, it's kind of my golf.

00:16:18.000 Dude, men play golf like retired guys with tons of time might play it twice a week.

00:16:24.000 Men would love to play golf once a week.

00:16:28.000 And when they do, you're with your buddies.

00:16:30.000 It's fresh air.

00:16:32.000 It's great.

00:16:32.000 You're joking.

00:16:33.000 You're laughing.

00:16:34.000 You're in nature.

00:16:36.000 And it's usually like six hours, seven hours.

00:16:40.000 So it's not comparable.

00:16:44.000 Put the clip I sent.

00:16:46.000 I don't want to watch a bunch of Bobby Lee and Kalila.

00:16:49.000 Look how fucking hot she is.

00:16:52.000 She's a 10.

00:16:54.000 Very rare.

00:16:56.000 And he is a two.

00:16:58.000 So a two dumped a 10 is in today's news.

00:17:01.000 She needs like a masculine guy because she's like, what, Arabian or whatever the fuck they are?

00:17:08.000 And, you know, he's not coming close to being able to control her.

00:17:11.000 All women need.

00:17:13.000 He plays video games 16 hours a day, all day every day.

00:17:15.000 He beats off like four times a day.

00:17:17.000 He doesn't fuck her at all.

00:17:20.000 We're not asking for fucking Jason Mimosa, whatever that guy's name is, the Aquaman guy.

00:17:26.000 You can just be like Ryan.

00:17:29.000 You could be a total idiot loser chink.

00:17:32.000 Yeah, just work out and fucking like stop being that fat.

00:17:35.000 That's retarded.

00:17:37.000 You're right.

00:17:38.000 So, but he has to step out and be a better man.

00:17:42.000 Say every day.

00:17:44.000 She would cry and be like, what about me?

00:17:47.000 What's going on?

00:17:48.000 And I'd just be like, I'm just not, I don't know.

00:17:50.000 I'm going through something.

00:17:51.000 I would make some sort of excuse, you know.

00:17:53.000 And in the last two or three years, we had sex maybe twice.

00:17:57.000 What?

00:17:58.000 And Bobby.

00:18:00.000 She would always want it.

00:18:00.000 And I just, for some reason, in New York state law that if you have sex less than once a year or something like that, that's grounds for divorce.

00:18:10.000 Yeah.

00:18:10.000 It's a legal sex amount.

00:18:13.000 So he's having illegal sex.

00:18:16.000 It's an illegal amount of sex.

00:18:19.000 A law-breaking amount.

00:18:20.000 A criminal amount of libido.

00:18:22.000 Yet, so you're married to that.

00:18:24.000 And he goes on.

00:18:25.000 I watch this whole thing.

00:18:26.000 I highly recommend you do zoom out so people can see it.

00:18:28.000 But he goes, yeah, it's fun at the beginning and you're really excited.

00:18:31.000 And then, you know, after like five years, you're bored.

00:18:34.000 It changes.

00:18:35.000 Yes, there's the honeymoon effect and all that stuff.

00:18:39.000 But an adult male doesn't expect fucking 69 heaven 24 hours a day.

00:18:46.000 An adult male, a real man, just goes, all right, we're in for the long haul.

00:18:50.000 Let's do this.

00:18:51.000 You put a ring on it.

00:18:52.000 You have kids.

00:18:53.000 You become a dad.

00:18:54.000 You don't play video games for 16 hours a day.

00:18:57.000 I'm not exaggerating.

00:18:58.000 He says it in this.

00:18:59.000 He can't wait for this new thing to come out.

00:19:02.000 You're not just watching porn.

00:19:03.000 You're jerking off.

00:19:03.000 You're self-satisfying.

00:19:05.000 No, I watch porn for the cinematography.

00:19:07.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

00:19:08.000 You get a little bit of a-you said watch.

00:19:10.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:10.000 But you're self-satisfying everything.

00:19:13.000 The video games, the comedy, the porn.

00:19:15.000 And she's like, what about me?

00:19:17.000 Yeah.

00:19:17.000 Two to three times in two years?

00:19:21.000 Yeah.

00:19:22.000 Wow.

00:19:23.000 You know, you reflect at your behavior and what caused all this.

00:19:27.000 And she's getting a lot of things on the internet.

00:19:31.000 You know what I mean?

00:19:32.000 And I have to take 95% of the blame, really, I think.

00:19:38.000 I really believe that.

00:19:39.000 I regret so many things.

00:19:40.000 You do 100%.

00:19:41.000 Okay, that's a lot of things.

00:19:43.000 That's depressing.

00:19:45.000 and it scares me.

00:19:46.000 It's the state of men today.

00:19:48.000 And I used to say Zoomers are losers, and Zoomers and millennials don't have any libido and they beat off too much.

00:19:54.000 And I'm like, maybe Gen X is just as bad.

00:19:57.000 I mean, when I think of my friends in high school, only about half of them got married and had kids.

00:20:02.000 So we might suck just as bad.

00:20:05.000 I saw someone grabbing an Iron Man shirt in my peripheral vision.

00:20:08.000 We may have a treat coming up.

00:20:11.000 I hear Velcro ripping.

00:20:16.000 I got a letter from Mercedes, too, and she said something interesting.

00:20:20.000 Maybe I mentioned this on the show yesterday.

00:20:21.000 I can't remember.

00:20:22.000 Where she said, third generation pigs who've been fed GMOs are infertile, and they don't propagate the species, and they have no libido.

00:20:33.000 And she goes, we're about at three generations of GMOs.

00:20:37.000 And you look at the apathy of these young kids, and I'm like, that's a great theory, but I'm seeing it with 50-year-olds too.

00:20:46.000 I mean, maybe it's phones?

00:20:49.000 I don't know what the fuck is going on.

00:20:52.000 Anyway, let's, here's another ridiculous thing in the silly news portion of the show.

00:20:59.000 Poodie Pie made the mistake of criticizing a black woman.

00:21:03.000 It had nothing to do with her race or her gender, but he noticed something that seemed annoying, so he mocked it.

00:21:12.000 He slammed for mocking deaf TikToker.

00:21:15.000 Like, there's no white privilege, but there's plenty of non-white privilege.

00:21:20.000 And if you are an annoying black deaf person, you could do no wrong.

00:21:27.000 No wrong.

00:21:30.000 What is going on over there?

00:21:32.000 Up, nothing.

00:21:34.000 Okay, so go to the actual thing he did.

00:21:38.000 So a deaf...

00:21:39.000 Yeah, this is all he did.

00:21:40.000 This was his crime.

00:21:41.000 This is a crime in modern Western society.

00:21:44.000 Well, I was going to drive through and it has like the people where they stand outside and they take you away before you go out collect the window.

00:21:50.000 So I pull up and I roll my window down and this lady when I No, I'm not listening to this.

00:21:56.000 Like she has your crazy nails, Maya.

00:21:59.000 What I did was I ran outside and then I plewed and then I propped a little bit.

00:22:04.000 Which is funny.

00:22:04.000 And it was crazy.

00:22:06.000 Sorry, it might be a little bit more.

00:22:07.000 Poop and pee isn't funny, but it's a funny concept.

00:22:10.000 Yes, it is really distracting and annoying to hear nails clacking when you're doing sign language.

00:22:17.000 So she's made a reaction video because she's she didn't she realizes she can capitalize on this cancellation.

00:22:24.000 He's not going to be canceled, but she can capitalize on this shit and pretend.

00:22:28.000 Oh, look, now her nails are normal.

00:22:31.000 Everybody has been blowing up.

00:22:33.000 She listened.

00:22:33.000 Well, it worked.

00:22:35.000 Not really listened, but a little bit.

00:22:37.000 Everybody's been blowing my phone up about this, so let's talk about it.

00:22:40.000 Panty, there's a big YouTuber named Mike PewDie, whatever.

00:22:42.000 I don't know his name, but he made like a reaction video to one of my TikToks, making fun of like my nails, making fun of my signs with his dog, and then like, I guess, at one point, mocking my voice.

00:22:52.000 So how do I feel?

00:22:53.000 I feel like it was very weird and very unnecessary, but at the same time, I wasn't surprised.

00:22:57.000 I'm used to it.

00:22:58.000 It's been a big issue in the Dutch community.

00:23:00.000 I've been trying to like normalize and put it out that using nails while shining is normal.

00:23:04.000 Like it's okay.

00:23:05.000 But then a big creator comes on here and puts us like a million steps back.

00:23:09.000 So it's very frustrating.

00:23:10.000 It says a million steps back.

00:23:11.000 Any other person was telling this.

00:23:13.000 We are living in the most moronic time in history.

00:23:17.000 Or maybe it's because we wouldn't have normally heard these voices before.

00:23:21.000 But now with social media, everyone has a voice and we get to hear the retards too.

00:23:29.000 And I want to just make clear that when I talk about retards, I'm including white people, Westerners, Europeans.

00:23:37.000 You know, PewDiePie could have been like our buddy Cody Canuck and been positive.

00:23:43.000 Can you guys fucking say something positive about my eyes?

00:23:47.000 Yo, your eyes fucking work properly.

00:23:49.000 You don't need glasses, I assume.

00:23:51.000 I don't know, man.

00:23:52.000 You can check out Chick's big fucking tits.

00:23:55.000 I don't see what the problem is, man.

00:23:57.000 Take it easy.

00:24:00.000 I thought he was a deep fake, that black guy.

00:24:03.000 No, that's his real ass eyes.

00:24:09.000 Here is something called an artistic intermiso, and it was during the opening of the school season at the University of Ghent in Belgium.

00:24:22.000 This is...

00:24:26.000 We're living in a world of no standards.

00:24:30.000 When anything goes, everything sucks.

00:24:34.000 What?

00:24:45.000 How is this different than Crackheads on the street in San Francisco?

00:24:58.000 Bush.

00:25:04.000 I heard Kiev in there.

00:25:06.000 Pretty good, huh?

00:25:08.000 I'd be in a great mood if I was watching that and realizing I'm about to go a quarter of a million dollars in debt to these people, this authority.

00:25:17.000 And then last thing before we start the show, Alex Jones' Sandy Hook trial.

00:25:22.000 Hey, he thought it didn't happen.

00:25:25.000 He thought it was a false flag.

00:25:26.000 There have been false flags.

00:25:28.000 The government lies to us all the time.

00:25:30.000 He was wrong.

00:25:31.000 He made a mistake.

00:25:32.000 So what?

00:25:34.000 We have a First Amendment in America.

00:25:36.000 You can be wrong about something.

00:25:39.000 His show is an opinion show, too.

00:25:43.000 So it's not like it was CNN.

00:25:46.000 This just in.

00:25:46.000 It's come to our attention that Sandy Hook never happened.

00:25:51.000 It wasn't like that.

00:25:54.000 He screams his theories about the world to people that sign up to hear it.

00:26:02.000 Go ahead.

00:26:03.000 They have taken my right for a jury to decide if I'm guilty, and now a judge tells a jury that I'm guilty?

00:26:10.000 And they're trying to hide that from the jury.

00:26:13.000 And during the jury questioning, they were really confused and kept asking, Well, I thought you're innocent until proven guilty in criminal or civil trial.

00:26:21.000 She goes, Well, this is a special case.

00:26:23.000 I say he's guilty.

00:26:24.000 She read that to the jury.

00:26:26.000 I say Alex Jones is guilty.

00:26:29.000 And now you're going to decide how guilty he is.

00:26:31.000 And then they get up there and put all these edited videos out completely out of context.

00:26:37.000 I mean, I've never seen anything like it.

00:26:39.000 What's the crime?

00:26:41.000 This is the weaponization of the judiciary.

00:26:45.000 It's absolutely horrifying.

00:26:46.000 This is a witch hunt.

00:26:49.000 This is a show trial.

00:26:50.000 This will go down in history as one of the greatest show trials ever to happen, not just here, but even in places like Nazi Germany.

00:26:57.000 I mean, even in Nazi Germany, if they let you basically be innocent, proven guilty, they would then just rig parts of trial.

00:27:05.000 Here, she says, I'm guilty until proven guilty.

00:27:09.000 Guilty until proven guilty.

00:27:11.000 Not guilty until proven innocent, like Nazi Germany, because you were guilty until proven innocent in Nazi Germany.

00:27:18.000 Here, I'm guilty, the judge says, and then they decide how guilty.

00:27:22.000 And then, I mean, the process of this has been unbelievable.

00:27:25.000 They have all our emails, all our documents, all our videos that we gave them.

00:27:29.000 They defaulted as saying we didn't give them any of that.

00:27:32.000 I spent millions and millions of dollars.

00:27:33.000 They don't tell anybody that she's fined me a million and a half dollars.

00:27:38.000 And we're not allowed to tell the jury that.

00:27:40.000 She put an order out saying, you will not tell the jury that you're innocent.

00:27:46.000 You will not tell the jury that you're not getting a fair trial.

00:27:50.000 This is an order and motions and limiting.

00:27:52.000 You will not tell the jury that you're not a bad person.

00:27:55.000 When I was watching this, I was kind of scared that he was saying this out loud at all.

00:28:00.000 Are you worried this is going to affect his trial?

00:28:02.000 Yeah, I mean...

00:28:03.000 Yeah, judges are real petty.

00:28:05.000 If you ever watch these things, it's like teenagers react to their sentence or criminals react to their sentence.

00:28:13.000 You know, often it's someone who killed a kid and you're like, good, rotten prison, you piece of shit.

00:28:18.000 But sometimes you're like, oh, you led them on a police chase and you got 50 years?

00:28:24.000 And a lot of the time it's because they were gloating when they were first arrested and they kept them on those prison phones.

00:28:30.000 And he's like, I'm going to be out of here in no time.

00:28:32.000 I'm a 16-year-old blonde boy.

00:28:34.000 I'll just cry in court and they'll let me go.

00:28:36.000 And then the judge sees that, of course, because everything they say and do is you get to see all their letters and all their communications, obviously.

00:28:43.000 And the judge sort of goes, yeah, you're getting 50 years, bitch.

00:28:48.000 And okay, it was rude to gloat, but this is a strange thing with American justice where they want to see how you feel.

00:28:57.000 He was laughing in the courtroom.

00:28:58.000 Lock him up.

00:28:59.000 Who cares?

00:29:00.000 It's just evidence.

00:29:02.000 That's all that should matter.

00:29:03.000 Justice is blind.

00:29:04.000 I don't care if you talk shit or fucking and Roger Stone gets in shit because Enrique puts up that thing on his Instagram where there's a target in the background.

00:29:12.000 They say you're saying shoot the judge.

00:29:14.000 No, that target was the media company's logo.

00:29:18.000 You overly sensitive bitch.

00:29:19.000 All right, let's start the show.

00:29:26.000 You ready?

00:29:31.000 Beautiful, beautiful bird.

00:29:36.000 All right, Friday, this is a fun day.

00:29:38.000 It's a silly day, as you can see.

00:29:40.000 We've been doing pretty non-serious stuff.

00:29:42.000 And we're going to start with some feminism here because I want to get into some hot chicks.

00:29:51.000 So let's see.

00:29:54.000 We are the storm, the very form of change that the world has been waiting for.

00:30:02.000 He said I was too pretty to fight.

00:30:08.000 That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.

00:30:14.000 That intro is really important for today's green screen because it shows you why conservative chicks are hotter than liberal chicks.

00:30:25.000 Liberal chicks were pretty.

00:30:26.000 They uglified themselves.

00:30:30.000 And ladies, to be pretty, it's pretty darn easy.

00:30:34.000 All you have to do is not be fat.

00:30:37.000 You can be chubby.

00:30:38.000 Don't be a gigantic fat pig.

00:30:40.000 Grow your hair out.

00:30:42.000 Thanks, by the way, Nita Fashions.

00:30:43.000 They sent me a case of Mr. Brown.

00:30:46.000 I said that because they're in Hong Kong, and that's the only thing I miss about China is waking up and having knees every morning.

00:30:56.000 You're holding the only thing good about China in your hand.

00:31:01.000 And it's a Western thing.

00:31:02.000 Right.

00:31:02.000 A coffee.

00:31:07.000 You know, why don't I just dive into it?

00:31:09.000 Let's dive into the hotties.

00:31:10.000 Right?

00:31:11.000 Oh.

00:31:12.000 Well, right.

00:31:14.000 Wait, wait, do I have the printout?

00:31:15.000 Yeah.

00:31:16.000 You do?

00:31:17.000 Yes, I do.

00:31:18.000 Okay, let's do it.

00:31:35.000 All right, it's time to simp.

00:31:36.000 Hot chicks on the right.

00:31:39.000 Sometimes baby monsters say, doesn't your wife get mad when you do this kind of stuff?

00:31:43.000 And no, she doesn't.

00:31:45.000 I'm not really simping.

00:31:46.000 I don't want to fuck these women, but I love beauty.

00:31:50.000 And I think beauty is something the left hates.

00:31:53.000 You look at their architecture.

00:31:55.000 You look at their literature.

00:31:57.000 You look at everything they do, their art.

00:32:00.000 It seems that beauty is something that's antithetical to radical leftism.

00:32:07.000 But I like beauty in architecture.

00:32:08.000 I like beauty in literature.

00:32:10.000 And I like female beauty.

00:32:12.000 God made them prettier.

00:32:14.000 You can't deny that if an alien landed on Earth and we said, which ones are more attractive out of the two genders, there are only two, by the way.

00:32:23.000 It would go, I like these ones with the tits and everything.

00:32:25.000 They're nice.

00:32:26.000 You look kind of gross.

00:32:27.000 Your bag?

00:32:28.000 A bag, a male bag, Is God's way of saying, you guys are not the pretty ones.

00:32:34.000 There's not one attractive scrotum in the universe.

00:32:39.000 But there's a lot of attractive vaginas out there.

00:32:43.000 Anyway, that's a bit of a tangent.

00:32:47.000 So I want to focus this green screen on the top 10 hot chicks that are in the right now because they're abnormally beautiful.

00:32:58.000 And I've been simping on them a little too much, especially the two Isabelles.

00:33:02.000 Isabella and Isabelle.

00:33:04.000 Oh, the two Isabellas.

00:33:06.000 But before we get to that, I've done a lot of very extensive research.

00:33:10.000 So before we even get started, I want to make it clear how much the left owns ugly.

00:33:16.000 And obviously, our intro for the feminist thing is a great example of that, right?

00:33:20.000 You saw those girls go from beautiful to hideous.

00:33:23.000 But every Antifa mugshot you ever see is a shining example of how ugly.

00:33:32.000 They're Marxists, really.

00:33:33.000 Marxists, they eschew gender, they eschew our differences, and they end up in this amorphous blob of similarity, which is just like some gross colors on your head.

00:33:46.000 I can't even, if you blow that up, I can't even tell who's male and who's female, really.

00:33:51.000 The one with the half blonde hair looks semi-reasonable.

00:33:55.000 They're all misshapen, too.

00:33:57.000 But like, that's a chick who could have been pretty.

00:33:59.000 That's a chick who could have been pretty.

00:34:02.000 That's a chick who could have been pretty.

00:34:05.000 Look at these fucking clowns.

00:34:07.000 Then there's this guy.

00:34:08.000 Probably blew his face off making meth.

00:34:13.000 And that's the radical left.

00:34:15.000 The mainstream left is equally ugly and sexless.

00:34:18.000 That's really what it comes down to.

00:34:20.000 A big part of beauty is sexuality.

00:34:23.000 And what makes men attracted to women is when they exaggerate their differences.

00:34:27.000 Women can grow hair longer than men.

00:34:29.000 So when they have long hair, it shows as their differences.

00:34:32.000 High heels, one of the things we love about high heels is it elongates the legs.

00:34:35.000 Women have more curvaceous legs than us, and it pushes their ass out.

00:34:40.000 Women have bigger asses than us.

00:34:41.000 So when we see the ass being pushed out, we're reminded of that difference.

00:34:46.000 And then it's the same with makeup.

00:34:47.000 When women are sexually aroused, their lips get fuller.

00:34:50.000 So we like big lips.

00:34:51.000 Their cheeks get flushed.

00:34:52.000 So we like blush on their cheeks.

00:34:55.000 We like their cheeks to look red.

00:34:57.000 Their eyes, they have bigger eyelashes than us.

00:34:59.000 Their eyes look different.

00:35:00.000 So when you draw on them, it emphasizes that, and we're drawn to look at them.

00:35:07.000 Conversely, the far left is like, I don't like any of that shit.

00:35:11.000 I'm just like a man.

00:35:12.000 And you go, okay, well, if you're just like me and we have no differences, then you're not pretty anymore.

00:35:17.000 For example, Rachel Maddow looks like a tired 13-year-old trying to act like a grown man.

00:35:26.000 And she's kind of wet.

00:35:28.000 You know when people, you see people at the train station and you can tell they just ran from the shower because they were late for work and they have that, their hair's wet and they look kind of wet?

00:35:37.000 She looks moist.

00:35:40.000 That's an insult in Britain, by the way.

00:35:42.000 If someone is really smarmy, overly friendly, and kind of slimy, you call them wet.

00:35:47.000 Most pedophiles, you can tell, are wet.

00:35:51.000 Everyone at NPR is hideous, including their stalwart, their Gavin McInnes of the show, Terry Gross.

00:36:01.000 She's literally gross.

00:36:03.000 Look at this person.

00:36:05.000 It's like her hair is anti-beauty.

00:36:08.000 She just did a big show with Alan Froyer about the Proud Boys and how they're all white supremacists.

00:36:13.000 She hadn't done any research at all.

00:36:16.000 And Alan, the anti-male fucking weirdo lesbian stalker that he is, at least he knows that the club is not racist.

00:36:26.000 And then my favorite example of the left's aversion to beauty is what I consider to be possibly the ugliest person in the world.

00:36:35.000 Outside of like Tarana Burke, right?

00:36:37.000 I mean, she's a circus freak and people who have some sort of skin disease.

00:36:41.000 As far as like human beings who were not cursed with freakish attributes, Jennifer Rubin is hideous.

00:36:52.000 Blow that up.

00:36:53.000 Make it the entire background.

00:36:57.000 Like her teeth are dead.

00:37:00.000 Look at this weird gray gum.

00:37:03.000 And this, this whole area is a man.

00:37:07.000 And an okay-looking man, by the way, a relatively handsome Jewish man named Roy.

00:37:14.000 Roy Rubinstein is here.

00:37:17.000 And then you think, okay, so we have a catastrophe here.

00:37:19.000 Close your mouth, get your teeth fixed, and then try to save this.

00:37:24.000 Get some bangs, maybe.

00:37:25.000 Get some, I don't know, fake lashes.

00:37:28.000 Grow this long.

00:37:29.000 No, I'm going to do the opposite.

00:37:31.000 I'm going to get everything out of the way so I can really showcase my weird Alan Alda visage.

00:37:38.000 Hideous.

00:37:39.000 I actually, when she comes on TV on the news, I can't be eating or anything.

00:37:44.000 I just go, oh, God, my appetite's been ruined.

00:37:47.000 All right, so we're almost ready to start with the 1010s that represent the new right.

00:37:52.000 But I want to do some honorable mentions first because there are some smoke shows on the right that I felt didn't fit this category.

00:38:01.000 And I thought, that's weird, Gavin.

00:38:03.000 Why would you leave out like Kimberly Guilfoyle?

00:38:06.000 And I realized, well, a lot of these women have kids and they're moms and it feels weird to lust them.

00:38:13.000 So I'm going to start with some honorable mentions.

00:38:19.000 Oh, yeah, sorry.

00:38:20.000 That's the Gilfs and the Mills.

00:38:21.000 But before we get to the Gilfs and the Mills, I want to have some more honorable mentions.

00:38:25.000 These are chicks that I don't know if they represent fuckable hotties on the right.

00:38:32.000 For example, the gay who strayed.

00:38:34.000 I had her on my old show, CRTV tonight.

00:38:37.000 Wonderful woman.

00:38:38.000 I think she's Italian.

00:38:39.000 She looks so fucking healthy.

00:38:41.000 And since she grew her hair long, she's wife material.

00:38:46.000 I mean, it's, I don't know why God made her gay.

00:38:49.000 Hey, God, when you make lesbians, at least make them fat and ugly or something.

00:38:53.000 This chick is insanely hot.

00:38:55.000 What's going on?

00:38:56.000 Oh, you're not subscribed to her.

00:38:58.000 No.

00:38:59.000 And that link was broken, and so is the next one, but I'm finding them.

00:39:03.000 Well, just Google image, The Gay Who Strayed.

00:39:05.000 Yep.

00:39:07.000 I think she's married now, or she's got a serious girlfriend.

00:39:11.000 So this is why it's an honorable mention.

00:39:14.000 Like, can you lust her?

00:39:18.000 Well, I can't see that picture.

00:39:22.000 Look at that healthy Italian.

00:39:23.000 That's not even a great picture of her.

00:39:26.000 She's pretty quiet.

00:39:27.000 Her dad is, I think he owns like a big furniture store and he doesn't like attention, so she doesn't use her real name or anything.

00:39:33.000 Can you find a picture of her for crying out heck?

00:39:38.000 That's all we got, huh?

00:39:41.000 All right.

00:39:41.000 Well, anyway, you can see why she wouldn't be in a list of super hot babes.

00:39:48.000 Similarly, I didn't include Blair White.

00:39:53.000 And you can't really fantasize about eating Blair White's pussy, right?

00:39:57.000 Despite it being a very attractive girl.

00:40:01.000 That has a dink, so that's off the list of hot chicks.

00:40:06.000 And Kyle Rittenhouse's new girlfriend, I don't know who the fuck she is, so I didn't put her on the list.

00:40:12.000 But as an honorable mention, she's clearly conservative.

00:40:16.000 I call this fatwa sex because when you're wanted for as when you're considered the most evil man in the world, and Bill Burr is talking about what a racist asshole you are, you're going to get some pretty hot pussy.

00:40:28.000 She's on TikTok as SkyWith11Ys5678.

00:40:35.000 And she says, that caption for that one, click on it.

00:40:43.000 What does it say there?

00:40:45.000 When TikTok takes down your video for minor safety, but you're both over 18 and it's totally innocent.

00:40:51.000 It was a totally innocent video, just like your boyfriend is.

00:40:56.000 You see what I mean?

00:40:57.000 Like, she sort of personifies what I'm talking about here.

00:40:59.000 There's just something so beautiful about conservative chicks in 2022.

00:41:04.000 Click on her TikTok.

00:41:13.000 What's that, like an 8.8?

00:41:18.000 Maybe even a 9?

00:41:20.000 There's some other pictures where she doesn't look...

00:41:25.000 Even with no makeup.

00:41:27.000 I think I feel good about 8.8.

00:41:28.000 What do you think, Ryan?

00:41:29.000 That's about right.

00:41:31.000 Maybe 8.1, actually, for me.

00:41:37.000 Oh, that's okay.

00:41:41.000 And then finally, there's Courtney Nill.

00:41:43.000 Now, I didn't include her in the list because I don't know where she is, if she's conservative or what.

00:41:51.000 Well, she's clearly a conservative, but I don't know what her job is.

00:41:56.000 I think she's just a lawyer or something.

00:42:00.000 But she's definitely up there.

00:42:05.000 That's annoying.

00:42:12.000 And that brings us to the next category, which is Gilfs.

00:42:17.000 Now, Gilfs I didn't include in this list just because they're too old.

00:42:21.000 Like Michelle Malkin, wonderful lady, but she's my age.

00:42:24.000 She's like 52.

00:42:26.000 I'm actually glad that she's finally old so I can stop thinking about her all day.

00:42:31.000 But in her heyday, Tabernac de Callis, she was a knockout.

00:42:38.000 Look at that business.

00:42:40.000 Holy Toledo.

00:42:45.000 Ryan, why did you have your wife come by when we're shooting a fucking show?

00:42:49.000 Because I need my fucking headphones.

00:42:52.000 But couldn't you just leave them at the door?

00:42:55.000 And then have Enns pick them up?

00:42:57.000 No?

00:42:58.000 No, no.

00:42:58.000 Inside the door.

00:43:00.000 Oh, I told her to bring them to me.

00:43:02.000 Because then I would have to then stop teching the show.

00:43:06.000 Well, tell me if that's going to happen next time.

00:43:08.000 It's incredibly annoying.

00:43:10.000 And totally distracting.

00:43:12.000 Completely threw me off my game.

00:43:14.000 May have ruined the whole segment.

00:43:16.000 Look at that specimen.

00:43:17.000 Youch.

00:43:18.000 And I like how her mouth is kind of imperfect, too.

00:43:20.000 You don't want a girl to be too perfect.

00:43:22.000 Pretty is pretty, but only ugly can be beautiful.

00:43:26.000 And then, of course, the queen, Ann Coulter.

00:43:29.000 I cannot tell you how much I admire this woman.

00:43:32.000 From her writing, reading her books, her style of writing, she sort of invented a new way of writing.

00:43:38.000 It's very conversational and silly with lots of analogies and brackets.

00:43:43.000 And reading her books, you just glide through them.

00:43:47.000 It's like listening to an audiobook.

00:43:49.000 It's that easy.

00:43:51.000 And I respect her as a friend.

00:43:53.000 I love having dinner with her.

00:43:55.000 I love having arguments with her.

00:43:58.000 And I respect the way she's conducted herself.

00:44:02.000 She's so feminine at all times.

00:44:05.000 You never see her do anything remotely brutish or crass.

00:44:09.000 She's just a fucking class act from top to bottom.

00:44:12.000 In fact, it's hard to put her on pretty lists because I revere her so much, I can't even really see her beauty.

00:44:17.000 But she is inarguably breathtakingly gorgeous.

00:44:20.000 And she's pretty old.

00:44:21.000 I think she's closer to 60 these days.

00:44:24.000 So she gets an honorable mention.

00:44:27.000 This is, we're doing the gifts now, right?

00:44:30.000 Yep, see, I'm throwing off.

00:44:32.000 Kimberly Guilfoyle, an insanely hot woman who once walked in on me when I was cleaning myself in the bathroom and she almost threw up.

00:44:41.000 She's Puerto Rican and Irish, which is clearly a good combination.

00:44:45.000 Let's two thumbs way up to that.

00:44:47.000 But it feels weird putting her on a hot chicks list.

00:44:49.000 You know what I mean?

00:44:51.000 Like, I feel the same way about, well, I'm going to get to the Mills in a second.

00:44:57.000 And then similarly, obviously, Melania Trump is not just the most beautiful first lady we've ever had.

00:45:03.000 She's the most beautiful first lady we will ever have.

00:45:06.000 But doesn't it seem not right to put her on a hot chicks on the right list?

00:45:10.000 You know what I mean?

00:45:11.000 She's too old.

00:45:13.000 Unbelievable style, though.

00:45:15.000 Look at her unwavering style.

00:45:18.000 Like, did she ever look bad?

00:45:21.000 I don't remember her ever.

00:45:23.000 And not just me, but like when Jill Biden was dressed like a retarded prostitute the other day, everyone laughed at her.

00:45:29.000 It was all of The papers.

00:45:30.000 Not even our enemies ever criticized the way she looked.

00:45:34.000 You had Tom Ford saying, I'm not dressing her.

00:45:37.000 But it was immutable class on a daily basis.

00:45:40.000 That was another great part about Trump's presidency: just seeing her in the news and at international meetings and stuff.

00:45:47.000 And you're like, that's our bitch, motherfuckers.

00:45:50.000 What do you got?

00:45:52.000 Whereas with George Bush Sr., he regularly was complimented for bringing his mother with him.

00:46:01.000 Not a good look.

00:46:02.000 I looked her up too, George W. Bush's, no, George Bush Sr.'s wife when she was young.

00:46:09.000 She looked like a mom when she was like 22.

00:46:12.000 Anyway, now I still haven't gotten to the list here.

00:46:15.000 This is all an introduction.

00:46:17.000 We've been through honorable mentions.

00:46:19.000 We've been through the GILFs.

00:46:20.000 Now let's do some MILFs.

00:46:23.000 Cassandra McDonald, formerly Cassandra Fairbanks, felt weird putting her on a list of hotties you want to bone.

00:46:30.000 She's got a kid.

00:46:31.000 She just got remarried.

00:46:33.000 It doesn't feel right to lust her.

00:46:35.000 She's got some pictures out there on the internet that are very rude sexual pictures.

00:46:38.000 And I think she worked hard to have them take them down.

00:46:40.000 And I was like, Cassandra, don't have them taken down.

00:46:43.000 You look fucking smoking in them.

00:46:46.000 They're good.

00:46:47.000 You got caught at your peak.

00:46:49.000 So it feels weird to put her on a hot list, but she definitely needs to be mentioned.

00:46:52.000 Similarly, Lauren Southern, obviously a smoke show.

00:46:56.000 Just had a kid, though.

00:46:58.000 You know, it doesn't feel right.

00:47:00.000 Faith Goldie, exact same story, another Canadian hottie.

00:47:04.000 You feel weird putting her on a hot sexy list while she's holding a baby in her arms.

00:47:09.000 And then exact same story, Lauren Chen.

00:47:11.000 That's our third hot Canadian.

00:47:13.000 She is so pretty that it's awkward.

00:47:18.000 And remember when we had her on my old show, we put her in a burqa as a joke because we said, you're too pretty.

00:47:23.000 We can't look at you.

00:47:24.000 It's distracting.

00:47:25.000 And it fucking worked.

00:47:29.000 It's one of the craziest experiences of my life.

00:47:32.000 I put a hot chick in a burqa as a joke.

00:47:35.000 And the next thing you know, we're having an intellectual discussion and we're not remotely distracted.

00:47:41.000 Islam is right.

00:47:43.000 We need to do.

00:47:44.000 Not all chicks.

00:47:45.000 Toronto Burke, you don't need to wear anything.

00:47:48.000 And lefties, Rome-free, Rachel Maddow, Rome-free, Jennifer Rubin.

00:47:52.000 But these brads, put them in a bag.

00:47:56.000 Brittany Sellner, another one.

00:47:58.000 It felt wrong.

00:47:59.000 Oh, there she is.

00:48:00.000 She's at her in-law's house, I think.

00:48:03.000 It's funny.

00:48:04.000 I've been following her so long.

00:48:05.000 I'm seeing her age.

00:48:06.000 And she's aging very well.

00:48:09.000 Plus, she just had a baby.

00:48:10.000 So there's a different air to a woman when she's had a baby.

00:48:14.000 She seems like a different person, a much better person.

00:48:17.000 She seems like a real person after she's had a baby.

00:48:22.000 Again, on the same tip, haughty on the right, you don't feel comfortable lusting.

00:48:27.000 Brittany Pettibone.

00:48:29.000 She's now Brittany's Zellner, Martin Zellner's Zellner, wife.

00:48:34.000 This woman just represents woman-ness.

00:48:38.000 You know what I mean?

00:48:39.000 Like, is there a...

00:48:40.000 If we had to send out to another planet our perfect example of a wife and a mother, I would just send her.

00:48:48.000 What about your own wife and mother?

00:48:49.000 I'm not sending my own wife to outer space, you asshole.

00:48:54.000 I also, I don't know if Blonde of Blonde in the Belly of the Beast is...

00:48:59.000 Oh, here's the two of them together.

00:49:01.000 Brittany Zellner and is it Sellner or Zellner?

00:49:04.000 I'm annoying myself.

00:49:06.000 Her husband runs Identity Europe, which is just a pro-Western organization that don't want immigrants changing the whole entire identity of the continent.

00:49:19.000 And that's considered racist.

00:49:20.000 If you don't love Islam, you're a Nazi.

00:49:22.000 It's Seller.

00:49:25.000 Sellner.

00:49:26.000 Seller.

00:49:27.000 I'm not even close.

00:49:28.000 I apologize, Martin.

00:49:30.000 Like, go back to that picture.

00:49:33.000 No one's beating off to that.

00:49:35.000 You're like, I wish you guys nothing but the best.

00:49:38.000 I'm going to stay out of your life here.

00:49:41.000 Blonde, the Belly of the Beast.

00:49:42.000 I don't really know anything about her.

00:49:43.000 I've been on her show a couple times.

00:49:44.000 Go back to that video.

00:49:46.000 But she seems like she's probably married with a kid, and it seems like I shouldn't be lusting her.

00:49:53.000 Plus, she's been around for a while.

00:49:54.000 I want to get into the hot new blood.

00:49:59.000 Another example of a MILF for avoiding lusting is Gina Bontempo.

00:50:04.000 She's an interesting case, too, because she was unattractive when she was a liberal.

00:50:08.000 She was a fat whore.

00:50:10.000 Sorry, Gina.

00:50:12.000 And now she's a fitness freak, and she does that show we went on it.

00:50:17.000 There's Zuby on it.

00:50:19.000 What's that show again?

00:50:20.000 Doing all right?

00:50:22.000 I'm doing great.

00:50:25.000 And she took herself from like a five to a seven overnight.

00:50:32.000 Tommy Loren.

00:50:34.000 Now, we haven't checked in with her in a long time.

00:50:37.000 She's married some guy, a retired MLB catcher.

00:50:41.000 And she's a Benjamin Buttons babe.

00:50:44.000 I always thought she was attractive.

00:50:45.000 That's a doy.

00:50:45.000 She's just like a generic nine.

00:50:48.000 There's no arguing that.

00:50:49.000 You cannot be into blondes all you want.

00:50:51.000 This is a pretty old clip.

00:50:52.000 That's what she looked like.

00:50:54.000 Right?

00:50:55.000 Just like if you drew a pretty girl, that's what you draw.

00:50:58.000 But now I think she's got a kid and she's married and she's a real woman.

00:51:01.000 And she's much hotter now.

00:51:04.000 Much, much hotter.

00:51:07.000 And there's more, I don't know, culture to her.

00:51:10.000 You know what I mean?

00:51:11.000 Like in that clip you just showed, it's about six years ago, she's just like a normal pretty girl.

00:51:16.000 But now that she's married and stuff, she's got some real, I don't know, depth of character to her.

00:51:22.000 What's that picture next to me there?

00:51:27.000 Okay, that's kind of boring.

00:51:29.000 Find me a go to the top row.

00:51:31.000 Yeah, that one with the yellow dress.

00:51:34.000 Zoom in on that?

00:51:37.000 I think women reach their peak in their 30s.

00:51:43.000 All right.

00:51:44.000 So she's not on the list of hot chicks on the right.

00:51:47.000 None of these chicks are on my hot chicks on the right list.

00:51:50.000 They're all chicks from my research, and I included them in this because I thought I don't want to cast them aside.

00:51:57.000 Also in the MILFs list, we have Laura Loomer, who I believe is dating a guy.

00:52:03.000 She doesn't have a kid, but it seems weird to lust her, maybe because she's my friend.

00:52:07.000 Lisa Booth, one of the cutest little chipmunk faces in the world.

00:52:14.000 I love this kind of beauty.

00:52:15.000 I don't like Victoria's Secret supermodel handsome chicks with, you know, cowcatcher chins.

00:52:21.000 I like cute little Bambi eyes like these.

00:52:25.000 So she's incredibly cute, but she's been doing this for a long time, and I could do maybe a whole other thing on Fox News.

00:52:31.000 It didn't seem right to put her on the list of hot chicks on the right.

00:52:33.000 You know what I mean?

00:52:34.000 But what a cutie pie.

00:52:37.000 I think she's 35.

00:52:38.000 Dana Lash, of course.

00:52:41.000 We've all been...

00:52:42.000 Oh, no, Sonny Johnson?

00:52:44.000 Did you skip Dana Lash?

00:52:46.000 Yeah, you did.

00:52:50.000 Dana Lash is a doy.

00:52:52.000 Oh, it's...

00:52:53.000 Well, just Google image her.

00:52:54.000 It's spelled L-O-E-S-C-H, which you should know.

00:52:58.000 But it's pronounced Lash.

00:53:01.000 She's always been hot, and I've always included her in my list of Benjamin Button babes.

00:53:05.000 Because when she was young in her 20s, she looked kind of corny.

00:53:09.000 I think she was into...

00:53:10.000 Speaking of corny, she was into corn, like K-O-R-N, all that new metal shit with those big stupid pants.

00:53:15.000 And now that she's a lady, a woman, she's way hotter than she was when she was young.

00:53:22.000 But again, hey, hot chicks on the right, like Dana Lash, whose kids are probably like 14 years old.

00:53:28.000 Doesn't feel right.

00:53:30.000 Same with Sonny Johnson, the only black lady on this entire list.

00:53:35.000 I consider her a friend, although she seems to be getting pretty black powery these days.

00:53:39.000 We used to do Red Eye together.

00:53:40.000 I've done her radio show a few times.

00:53:42.000 Fun broad to drink with, brassy broad.

00:53:44.000 I mean, she's a real hood bitch.

00:53:48.000 Hood rat chick.

00:53:48.000 Is that what they call them?

00:53:51.000 Her mom grew up crackhead, welfare.

00:53:53.000 So she's a conservative because she's experienced the left's utopia and she doesn't want it for her kids or anyone else.

00:54:03.000 But again, mom, happily married.

00:54:06.000 Weird to put on this list.

00:54:08.000 Kennedy, exact same thing.

00:54:10.000 Although I think she may got divorced recently.

00:54:13.000 What's the gossip on that?

00:54:14.000 One thing about Kennedy, too, is she's a fucking smoke show, but her body is insane.

00:54:19.000 Like her legs.

00:54:19.000 She runs marathons.

00:54:21.000 She's in incredible shape.

00:54:22.000 So it's not just the head that's easy in the eyes.

00:54:25.000 The whole package looks amazing.

00:54:27.000 Of course, the second the cameras go off, she puts on her fucking gross sweats and her Crocs and a sweatshirt and just goes womp womp.

00:54:38.000 I said to her once, I've told you this a million times, but I said to her once, why didn't you look like that when you were at MTV?

00:54:43.000 She goes, in the 90s, if you didn't have huge baggy pants and like Dr. Martin shoes and a big baggy sweater, people thought you were a whore.

00:54:53.000 No one would wear high-heel shoes in a dress back then.

00:54:55.000 It was the Riot Girl days.

00:54:57.000 You looked like you were someone's fucking sex toy if you did any kind of dressing up at all.

00:55:02.000 Okay, be a sex toy.

00:55:04.000 Look at those gams.

00:55:09.000 Last one.

00:55:10.000 This one is my taste.

00:55:12.000 I know you're going to hate it.

00:55:14.000 You don't get me.

00:55:16.000 You might get to this stage when you're older, but when you fucked a lot of broads, this kind of chick is interesting to you because you know that after you're done fucking, she'd be cool to hang out with.

00:55:27.000 Huge Jew Zionist lefty.

00:55:32.000 No, not lefty.

00:55:33.000 She's pretty right now, actually.

00:55:34.000 I think the left drove her right.

00:55:36.000 But I'm a big fan of Batia Ungar Sargon.

00:55:39.000 I like the gray in the hair.

00:55:41.000 You'll get into that when you're older.

00:55:43.000 And I didn't include her in this list because it's kind of my taste.

00:55:47.000 I like intellectual Jew broads with freckles, but I don't think you would.

00:55:52.000 So this isn't a gav list.

00:55:55.000 This is smoke show lists.

00:55:57.000 Okay?

00:55:58.000 All right.

00:55:59.000 That was a lot of introducing.

00:56:02.000 But wait, what were we going to show there?

00:56:04.000 Nothing.

00:56:04.000 It's good to show a video of Broads too, but we don't have time.

00:56:09.000 I think we're ready for the 1010s.

00:56:23.000 Winner, of course.

00:56:24.000 Well, these are not in any particular order because I know these chicks and they're going to fucking kill me if they find out that they're number 10 or number one.

00:56:33.000 So numerically, just on this list, it's a one.

00:56:37.000 But she's not the prettiest or the ugliest or anything.

00:56:39.000 Calm down, ladies.

00:56:41.000 Women in general are so fucking sensitive about their looks.

00:56:43.000 I guess it makes sense because they're judged by them.

00:56:46.000 But even if you say nine, they go, nine?

00:56:48.000 Why am I not a 10?

00:56:50.000 I don't know, because you weigh 250 pounds.

00:56:54.000 So Isabel O'Reilly.

00:56:56.000 And the great thing about her is she's very cute and doesn't have any masculine features whatsoever.

00:57:03.000 She's also a very brassy bra.

00:57:04.000 Just keep flipping through her.

00:57:06.000 She's funny too.

00:57:08.000 She dresses up in stupid outfits.

00:57:09.000 There she is wearing like a weird mom coat.

00:57:12.000 She looks like Tanya Harding's mom.

00:57:14.000 And she's hanging out with her arch enemy, AOC, who she despises.

00:57:18.000 See, she kind of inspired this whole list.

00:57:20.000 Because not only is she alarmingly pretty, she's fun and silly.

00:57:24.000 Like, look at that.

00:57:25.000 Her sunglasses are on upside down.

00:57:27.000 And she sort of sums up how fun it is to be on the right these days.

00:57:32.000 Like, we own humor.

00:57:35.000 We own silliness.

00:57:37.000 We own fun.

00:57:38.000 The left has created so many rules that they ruined their own party.

00:57:42.000 And if you go to a leftist comedy club or watch a leftist comedy special like Friends Who Kill, you go, this is all woke agenda bullshit that's not remotely funny.

00:57:53.000 They made humor a second priority and put diversity at the top and politics.

00:57:58.000 So I guess comedy would be third on that list.

00:58:02.000 So we get to do whatever we want.

00:58:03.000 We don't have rules.

00:58:04.000 We're uncancelable.

00:58:06.000 And Isabella Reilly sums that up.

00:58:11.000 One beef I have with her is the too much makeup thing.

00:58:16.000 Like she really slathers it on.

00:58:18.000 And I don't know if this is appropriate to mention, but I've seen her ass like in pants.

00:58:22.000 It is shocking.

00:58:24.000 It is, to quote, a description of another woman we all know that I won't mention Here, but it's like two bowling balls are best friends.

00:58:35.000 Also on the list, Isabella DeLuca, almost a freak.

00:58:42.000 She's freakishly attractive.

00:58:44.000 Look at that.

00:58:44.000 Is there any video of her talking?

00:58:46.000 There must be a flaw.

00:58:49.000 Like if she had a dick, if that was my girlfriend and I took her home and she had a dick, I'd be like, well, maybe we could work around it.

00:58:56.000 Were you born with this or is it just a very large clit?

00:59:02.000 Look at that.

00:59:03.000 Oh, here we go.

00:59:10.000 She's got to be dumb, right?

00:59:11.000 You can't be that pretty and be intelligent.

00:59:17.000 It's got to be a catch.

00:59:18.000 I know there's a catch.

00:59:19.000 I just don't know what it is.

00:59:21.000 But I think if I was single and I was in the market, I wouldn't care what the catch was.

00:59:25.000 She could have pizza tits.

00:59:26.000 I'd just say, leave your brawn.

00:59:30.000 Number three, of course.

00:59:32.000 These are the top three.

00:59:33.000 They sort of inspire this.

00:59:34.000 When I say top three, I don't mean the prettiest.

00:59:36.000 I mean the ones you think of when you think of how chicks on the right are hot.

00:59:40.000 Ashley St. Clair.

00:59:42.000 There might be something weird about her nose I don't know about.

00:59:45.000 I always see it dead on.

00:59:47.000 I think it might have a weird scoop.

00:59:49.000 I also don't know what's going on.

00:59:50.000 She's having a baby, right?

00:59:51.000 Or she had a baby?

00:59:52.000 She had a baby.

00:59:53.000 But I don't see that guy around.

00:59:54.000 He's not in any pictures.

00:59:57.000 Did they break up?

00:59:58.000 Oh, he was a doctor guy, right?

01:00:00.000 Yeah, the Arab-looking doctor guy.

01:00:02.000 Wait, that is weird.

01:00:04.000 Look, that's not him.

01:00:06.000 Whoa, I've never really seen her tits before.

01:00:07.000 Go back.

01:00:08.000 Those look huge.

01:00:10.000 Zoom in?

01:00:11.000 Big fucking tits.

01:00:14.000 Whoa, those are some bazooms.

01:00:16.000 Who knew?

01:00:19.000 And again, these chicks are hot, but they're also cool and smart and funny and out there having adventures and trying to save the country from this fucking horrible mess.

01:00:29.000 Go back.

01:00:29.000 Oh, there he is.

01:00:30.000 Oh, there he is.

01:00:31.000 But when was that?

01:00:32.000 76 weeks ago.

01:00:33.000 It's a long fucking time ago.

01:00:37.000 And if he dumped her, first of all, you don't dump a girl who has a baby, you fucking idiot.

01:00:45.000 Secondly, if you dumped her, you are as much a loser as, what's his name?

01:00:53.000 The guy at the beginning of the show, the Korean comedian?

01:00:56.000 Bobby Lee.

01:00:57.000 Bobby Lee.

01:00:58.000 You're a Bobby Lee.

01:01:00.000 I always thought that about Gavin Newsom, too.

01:01:02.000 I thought, you fucking lost Kimberly Guilfoyle, you dunce.

01:01:05.000 You loser?

01:01:07.000 Fuck you.

01:01:08.000 That's why he should not be president because he let Kimberly Guilfoyle go.

01:01:12.000 Go back, though, there was a video of Ashley.

01:01:15.000 I like video because it confirms the beauty.

01:01:17.000 Although, we've all met Ashley.

01:01:18.000 When I say we've all, I mean me and Ryan.

01:01:20.000 So we know that she's beautiful in real life.

01:01:22.000 No, not that one.

01:01:22.000 The one right before it.

01:01:24.000 Yeah, that one.

01:01:28.000 The nerve to say that we didn't have any vaccines before he came into office at his town hall, even though we have a video of him getting the shot in his arm, a vaccine in his arm in December.

01:01:37.000 It is the most hypocritical administration we've seen so far.

01:01:40.000 They're not held accountable for anything they said.

01:01:42.000 And they have the nerve to attack Senator Ted Cruz for going to Cancun while Joe Biden was playing Mario Kart while American citizens suffer.

01:01:51.000 And you know, you bring up several good points right there.

01:01:53.000 I didn't even think about the fact that Joe Biden.

01:01:54.000 And you're a smokeshow.

01:01:56.000 That's another thing that's really appealing about these women.

01:01:58.000 They get a lot of peer pressure that men don't really get.

01:02:01.000 Men, when they're mega, even liberal neighborhoods, the men are like, I get it.

01:02:06.000 You're like my dad or something.

01:02:08.000 Women lose all their friends.

01:02:10.000 Even if they're in a sorority, which is supposed to be a sisterhood for life, the sorority will disown them for going pro-Trump and they'll lose all their friends.

01:02:21.000 So not only are these girls sexy, they're brave too.

01:02:26.000 And that's a very appealing trait because you want a ride or die to be with you if you're going to get married.

01:02:32.000 So when you see a woman who can take ostracization and doesn't care what other people think of her, you're like, you're good for the long haul.

01:02:40.000 Here's another one that's very similar.

01:02:42.000 Sophia Carbone.

01:02:44.000 Now, what is her job?

01:02:49.000 Click on her name.

01:02:51.000 I don't even know.

01:02:52.000 I think she's...

01:02:53.000 What is she?

01:02:53.000 Editor-in-chief of the Buckalupo.

01:02:56.000 Editor-in-chief of the Buccalupo.

01:02:58.000 There we go.

01:02:59.000 Buckalupo?

01:03:01.000 Bukalupo?

01:03:04.000 Yeah, The Bukalupo.

01:03:06.000 Okay.

01:03:06.000 Which we're all very familiar with and we all love.

01:03:08.000 Of course, I fucking love.

01:03:10.000 We call ourselves Buckies.

01:03:12.000 Yeah, the Buck Boys.

01:03:14.000 But the thing I love about her is she's an all-American gal.

01:03:16.000 She's really into her horses.

01:03:17.000 I kind of had assumed she was fat before I saw that bikini pick.

01:03:24.000 But yeah, look at that.

01:03:29.000 An all-American gal.

01:03:31.000 When they talk about, American woman, stay away from me, they're talking about this.

01:03:37.000 Look at that stuff.

01:03:39.000 I don't think I could be friends with her boyfriend or husband without staring at her all the time.

01:03:45.000 You know?

01:03:48.000 Actually, Ryan, check the notes for some nudists.

01:03:53.000 I saw these, but maybe they're not in the notes.

01:03:55.000 It might be in feminism.

01:03:56.000 Yeah, I think it's at the beginning of feminism.

01:03:58.000 There's these nudists who are going around the country in Britain dressed in nothing, and they're doing it to raise money for some environmental group, some bullshit, because we know how clothes are destroying the ozone layer.

01:04:11.000 That's someone attacking them, calling them prostitutes.

01:04:13.000 But when I was reading the article, I thought it was funny because there's a co-couple that are also biking around Britain with these two, and the chick is way hotter than the other chick.

01:04:28.000 And that must be, like, it's already kind of weird when someone's wife is insanely hot.

01:04:33.000 You try to look away.

01:04:34.000 And I don't like hanging out with them, really, guys with hot wives.

01:04:38.000 Go up.

01:04:39.000 You just passed it.

01:04:40.000 But how about when your friend's wife is nude?

01:04:46.000 What do you do then?

01:04:47.000 Like, I would just have to say, let's find some different friends.

01:04:50.000 Look at this one.

01:04:52.000 Zoom in on her.

01:04:57.000 So that's your friend's wife, and she's naked, right, when the cat isn't there.

01:05:02.000 And then go to the other chick, and then that's your wife.

01:05:06.000 Hmm.

01:05:08.000 Oh.

01:05:09.000 And you're starting to get a boner.

01:05:12.000 Uh-oh.

01:05:13.000 I bet they're so fucking liberal and lefty-hippie that when he gets a boner, they're just like, ha ha, cool, man.

01:05:20.000 Nice boner.

01:05:22.000 Anyway, sorry, speaking of boners, the thing I love about Sophia Carbone, she reminds me of Karen Allen, who is the most beautiful woman in the history of the world.

01:05:32.000 Next to Beatrice Dahl and Betty Blue.

01:05:35.000 We just got here.

01:05:36.000 No, Boone.

01:05:37.000 You just got here.

01:05:38.000 I've been downstairs for now entertaining some kid from Pigs Knuckle, Arkansas.

01:05:42.000 Doug Kenny, I can't see shit.

01:05:44.000 Look at her.

01:05:45.000 Maybe we could drive up to your folks' place this weekend.

01:05:48.000 Oh, fabulous.

01:05:50.000 My car filled with your beer buddies going up to empty my parents' liquor cabinet.

01:05:54.000 It's too impressive to think about.

01:05:57.000 Oh, this is...

01:05:57.000 Nate, go back.

01:05:58.000 That's the Indiana Jones thing.

01:06:00.000 You ruined it, Ryan.

01:06:01.000 Why'd you jump to that?

01:06:02.000 Because it's the part with her.

01:06:04.000 Yeah, but my joke was going to be, look how pretty she is.

01:06:06.000 Oh, she looks like shit.

01:06:08.000 And then that's why I put it there.

01:06:10.000 Oh.

01:06:10.000 I would have time stamped it if I wanted you to kill my joke.

01:06:14.000 The joke's down.

01:06:15.000 I was going to pretend I thought that was Carnal, but that's all dead now.

01:06:19.000 By the way, this is such a dumb fantasy where, look, she's having a drinking competition.

01:06:26.000 By the way, I want to become a competitive drinker.

01:06:28.000 And she's beating some old Mongolian in northern China.

01:06:35.000 Yeah, right.

01:06:37.000 Look, they're ready to turn it up.

01:06:48.000 Don't you hate when chicks are like that?

01:06:50.000 They're like, I like bourbon.

01:06:52.000 I could drink.

01:06:52.000 Amber Tamblin said that to me once.

01:06:54.000 She's like, I could drink you under the table.

01:06:56.000 I'm like, is this because of Karen Allen and Indiana Jones?

01:06:59.000 Because you cannot, clearly.

01:07:01.000 And then inevitably they have like two makers marks and they're like, I heard the buddy.

01:07:08.000 Anyway, so Sophia Carbone is pretty and she looks like the prettiest woman in the world, Karen Allen.

01:07:14.000 Another one with big fucking tits is Anna Perez.

01:07:20.000 She's at, where is she now?

01:07:21.000 America's Voice.

01:07:23.000 She had Proud Boys on the show recently to explain their side of Crashing a Drag Queen Story Hour.

01:07:28.000 Now, that doesn't sound like a big deal to you and I, but in the world of like Newsmax OAN, that's a very brave move.

01:07:36.000 She wears a lot of makeup, though.

01:07:50.000 Example of what she talks about with the founding fathers American Revolution behind him.

01:07:56.000 But you need some clickbait at the beginning of your show.

01:07:58.000 Let's show another clip of her.

01:08:03.000 Oh, that's a good one.

01:08:05.000 There she is just at home with her computer.

01:08:11.000 I know we talk about men a lot, all the time, but no one ever talks about the back end and how I think the perspective of men right now.

01:08:22.000 This is sixth on the list, ladies.

01:08:25.000 Don't get mad.

01:08:26.000 Savannah Hernandez.

01:08:27.000 We've got a long sit-down coming up with her.

01:08:30.000 She is Mexican and then a weird kind of jungle Asian, for lack of a better term.

01:08:37.000 She's from, her mother's from like Guam.

01:08:40.000 So those kind of Asians, it's sort of like Ali Drummond we'll get to in a second.

01:08:43.000 Oh, she's next.

01:08:44.000 Where it's a mix.

01:08:47.000 But she was just in New York.

01:08:48.000 That's why we were able to interview her.

01:08:49.000 Why is that so low res?

01:08:53.000 Is that your connection, Ryan?

01:08:56.000 Definitely, most certainly is.

01:08:58.000 Definitely, most certainly.

01:09:01.000 This is New York public schools.

01:09:03.000 You get used to it.

01:09:04.000 I've never seen so much trash in the streets.

01:09:06.000 Is this kind of just like your normal everyday?

01:09:08.000 Normal everyday.

01:09:10.000 It's not a pleasing aesthetic, but again, you get used to it.

01:09:15.000 Does this hat say Ener?

01:09:18.000 I think it's saying Nair.

01:09:20.000 Or New Yorker.

01:09:21.000 Oh, New Yorker.

01:09:23.000 I want that hat.

01:09:24.000 I don't want that.

01:09:25.000 For a different reason.

01:09:26.000 My wife was at the Mets game yesterday.

01:09:28.000 The Yankees are such fucking pussies, and they're so not used to losing that there was guys like jumping up and down on their Yankees hats and fighting cops and starting fights with Mets fans at Mets Stadium at Citi Field.

01:09:44.000 They're freaking out and kicking shit because they lost a game.

01:09:47.000 They lost the Subway Series.

01:09:50.000 Like they're fucking babies.

01:09:52.000 I hate Yankees fans.

01:09:54.000 Including you.

01:09:57.000 You know what's great about her being pretty too is everyone's willing to talk to her.

01:10:00.000 Oh, the Naked Cowboy.

01:10:02.000 He's MAGA, by the way.

01:10:05.000 Turn it up.

01:10:06.000 She's always, she's more sensitized to it.

01:10:08.000 Like, oh, you know, I can't believe all the garbage.

01:10:10.000 And when we go home to Cincinnati and the whole way there through Pennsylvania and Virginia and everywhere else, she's like, it's spotless.

01:10:19.000 You couldn't find a cigarette butt on the ground.

01:10:21.000 It's clean.

01:10:22.000 I think that.

01:10:22.000 It's like a jarring change to be in a city with so many people and see crime statistics if you're not from such a densely populated area.

01:10:30.000 Honestly, like you're not going to go walk outside and get shot.

01:10:34.000 You're not going to walk outside.

01:10:37.000 A neighborhood that you don't want to be in.

01:10:39.000 Wait, so you could walk outside and get shot if you're in the wrong place.

01:10:41.000 Not here.

01:10:42.000 I know you guys have a pretty high crime rate.

01:10:44.000 As a local, what's the craziest thing that you've seen happen here in New York?

01:10:50.000 You see now that's a really long list.

01:10:54.000 And it would be really hard to try to pick what maybe top three.

01:11:01.000 I would probably have to say once I saw a guy who's outside, broad daylight, children around, women around, everybody around, masturbating.

01:11:13.000 Oh, damn, that's nothing.

01:11:14.000 That's every fucking day in this disgusting shithole of a city.

01:11:18.000 You know what?

01:11:19.000 Another great thing about Savannah is she's a brassy broad like a Mexican.

01:11:23.000 So she wants to like drink tons of beers and get in a fight.

01:11:28.000 She's a Cholo.

01:11:29.000 A Chola.

01:11:30.000 Cholex.

01:11:32.000 Whoa.

01:11:33.000 From now on, we say Cholex on this show.

01:11:36.000 Genetically similar, Ali Drummond.

01:11:39.000 She almost feels kind of.

01:11:41.000 I don't know why I didn't put her on the MILF list.

01:11:43.000 That's kind of hypocritical of me.

01:11:46.000 Oh, she's not a mom yet, but she is newly married.

01:11:48.000 So I guess that's why she's not gone.

01:11:50.000 She's like Puerto Rican, black, and Aboriginal, like Indian.

01:11:57.000 What are the Puerto Rican Indians called?

01:12:00.000 The Tuesta.

01:12:01.000 Tahino.

01:12:02.000 She's part Tahino.

01:12:04.000 And we discovered her where she was saying, hey, ladies, if you want to have a, you want to get a good man, start looking good.

01:12:10.000 Dress up, grow your hair out, get in shape, and be a woman and be subservient to men.

01:12:16.000 Which I'm sure, like, I say that, and I get in a bit of shit for it.

01:12:20.000 She says that.

01:12:21.000 I bet she's getting calls from like her long-lost cousins saying, fuck you, you fucking bitch.

01:12:27.000 But what a smoke show.

01:12:28.000 Anymore of her?

01:12:30.000 What's she called?

01:12:30.000 The real femme sapien?

01:12:36.000 Okay, those aren't great examples.

01:12:41.000 There she is.

01:12:42.000 And she's so fucking intelligent, too.

01:12:45.000 So I figured I would just do a live about it.

01:12:48.000 I do have a video, real talk, on my YouTube channel that's titled How to Get Into Running.

01:12:56.000 So I'm just going to give you guys the basics of the video.

01:12:58.000 All right, we get it.

01:12:59.000 You're hot.

01:12:59.000 You're on the list.

01:13:00.000 You made the cuts.

01:13:03.000 And the last one on this list.

01:13:06.000 Wait, I wrote Sarah Gonzalez.

01:13:10.000 Who's waiting?

01:13:11.000 What am I doing here?

01:13:12.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:13:13.000 Sorry, I forgot.

01:13:14.000 She's a little old to be on this list.

01:13:16.000 But again, Benjamin Buttons, babe.

01:13:18.000 And when you look at Sarah, you're just like, oh, women on the right are genetically superior.

01:13:26.000 They're just like better.

01:13:27.000 They have better bones.

01:13:29.000 They have better bone structure, better hair.

01:13:32.000 They don't shit.

01:13:33.000 Bubblegum comes out of their asshole once a month.

01:13:36.000 And then hubba bubba and all the gum companies will come by and they pick it up in these big buckets.

01:13:41.000 You know the big buckets you see at MLB games, players are choosing?

01:13:44.000 That's female feces, which is bubblegum.

01:13:50.000 And I sort of included her on the new right list, even though she's not super young, because she interviews guys like those two, Taylor and John.

01:13:59.000 So she's part of the scene.

01:14:01.000 Like me.

01:14:02.000 I'm an old guy within the young guy scene.

01:14:06.000 And then finally, we have a weird one here, Tiana Lowe.

01:14:10.000 She is breathtakingly gorgeous, but there's something weird going on with her where I think she sometimes does her own hair and makeup.

01:14:18.000 And I think she might be on the spectrum a little bit.

01:14:20.000 Like, look how bad this is.

01:14:23.000 Friends, I'm actually here to talk just briefly about the Virginia election.

01:14:26.000 For those of you who are in the world.

01:14:28.000 What is going on there?

01:14:29.000 And I don't want to humiliate her, so I won't bring up even worse clips, but I think she's very, very bad at doing her own hair and makeup and makes herself look like a scared clown.

01:14:41.000 Because if you look at her when she's normal, she's one of the prettiest women alive.

01:14:48.000 Zoom in on that.

01:14:51.000 Look at that.

01:14:53.000 That could be like a painting and you'd have it in your house and people go, who's that?

01:14:56.000 And you go, it's just like a pretty lady.

01:14:58.000 Or if you're getting a tattoo of a lady, you know, like a sailor tattoo, that would be the tattoo you'd get.

01:15:03.000 That's the face she'd have, that beautiful heart-shaped face.

01:15:06.000 But yeah, something weird happens to her when she does her own hair and makeup.

01:15:10.000 That's got to be fixed.

01:15:11.000 But that's sort of the point of this whole thing is, no, women on the right are not genetically superior.

01:15:16.000 That's a silly thing to say.

01:15:18.000 But women on the right try.

01:15:20.000 They grow their hair long.

01:15:21.000 They wear heels a few times a week.

01:15:23.000 And they appreciate that they're beautiful.

01:15:26.000 They don't reject it the way the left does.

01:15:28.000 And when women embrace the fact that they're different than men and they're innately pretty, it's really fun to take in.

01:15:36.000 And it's kind of God's plan.

01:15:38.000 It's nature's plan.

01:15:39.000 It's their way of saying, remember how wonderful it is to be alive.

01:15:42.000 Look at all the beautiful women around.

01:15:46.000 Son of a bitch.

01:15:47.000 I just realized I forgot Amanda Milius.

01:15:50.000 She was in the MILF category and then the 10-10s, and she got lost in the shuffle.

01:15:55.000 Amanda Milius is one.

01:15:57.000 I don't know.

01:15:58.000 I like watching all the girls go by because it reminds me that we're lucky to be alive.

01:16:23.000 Go join your gang.

01:16:24.000 Yeah.

01:16:29.000 I turned off the AC because I'm worried you can pick it up on the mics and I can't take it.

01:16:33.000 It's getting too hot in here.

01:16:34.000 Our fucking Con Ed bill is $28 a day.

01:16:40.000 Now, these lights are nothing.

01:16:41.000 It should be $75 a year for the TriCaster and everything.

01:16:44.000 Yes, the AC is expensive, and I understand.

01:16:47.000 It's a big studio.

01:16:49.000 But we have been electricity Nazis all month.

01:16:52.000 I turn off all these lights the second the show is over and I turn off the AC before we leave So by the time we leave, we're sweating and it did not affect our electricity bill one iota We've got to get a guy in here, Ryan.

01:17:06.000 This does not make fucking sense.

01:17:08.000 Yep.

01:17:09.000 We've been electricity Nazis all time.

01:17:12.000 You know how they have the clapper to turn on lights and stuff like that?

01:17:16.000 We have a sensor where we, well, there's a hand motion.

01:17:21.000 Turns them off.

01:17:22.000 You said the word hand like Ryan Katsu Rivera.

01:17:25.000 Yeah, I don't think I did.

01:17:26.000 I think I did sound a little bit like Tim Pole.

01:17:29.000 And in fact, I'm trying to shake it right now.

01:17:32.000 Jarvis, edit that and post.

01:17:34.000 All right, thanks.

01:17:39.000 I followed an account that is on Twitter.

01:17:43.000 Wait, what's going on with your voice?

01:17:44.000 And it's called Jarvis Commands.

01:17:46.000 Oh, yeah, I've seen that.

01:17:47.000 Have you seen that?

01:17:47.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:17:48.000 It's really funny.

01:17:48.000 It's really fucking funny.

01:17:49.000 We'll summon them up.

01:17:50.000 Okay.

01:17:51.000 Jarvis?

01:17:52.000 Yeah.

01:17:53.000 Oh, my God.

01:17:55.000 It's just weird because that popped up right after I did the episode.

01:18:01.000 Jarvis, fucking...

01:18:04.000 I don't know.

01:18:04.000 Surprise me, Jarvis.

01:18:07.000 Jarvis, make a saw trap the size of a Barbie play set and then seal Ant-Man's side of it.

01:18:11.000 Thanks.

01:18:12.000 There's one about England.

01:18:13.000 What was the one?

01:18:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:18:15.000 Jarvis, split the UK into even more countries that hit each other.

01:18:18.000 Yeah, that's the best one.

01:18:21.000 Okay, we'll finish with a little bit more feminism before we get to the letters.

01:18:25.000 I wanted to, I'm worried I'm objectifying women here and shitting on them too much, and that always happens in the feminism section, but here's a tearjerker.

01:18:33.000 This girl, she wants her brother to have independence, but he's way on the spectrum.

01:18:40.000 And so she builds an addition to her house where he can sort of be independent, which is really impressive.

01:18:48.000 Independent living affairs.

01:18:58.000 Chris's house is about 20 feet from the main house, and I wanted to make it as fun and inviting as possible for him.

01:19:04.000 We took into consideration all of his habits, like his tendency to use a little too much shampoo and soap, so we got refillable soap and shampoo containers that he takes to our local refill store when he's out.

01:19:14.000 I've replaced myself with Alexa, so she reminds him of his daily tasks like brushing his teeth and when it's time for bed.

01:19:20.000 He actually listens and responds to her when she talks to him, so this has been a huge game changer for us in helping him become more independent.

01:19:26.000 He has a big whiteboard which has his daily schedule and checklists of things to bring with him.

01:19:29.000 And he has his parents.

01:19:30.000 Chris loves food more than anything, so we made the kitchen as accessible as possible.

01:19:34.000 He does his best when he has a very structured routine, so at the beginning of the week, he goes grocery shopping and then comes home and meal preps for the week.

01:19:41.000 He's a pretty good cook.

01:19:43.000 Chris says living in his own house has been a 20 out of 10.

01:19:49.000 That's a tear jerker.

01:19:51.000 That's very nice.

01:19:52.000 Tear jerker.

01:19:53.000 It's funny, you realize like music and humor and things that make you cry are very specific to you as a person.

01:20:03.000 Like that makes me tear up.

01:20:05.000 I'm tearing up talking about it.

01:20:08.000 And then someone will send me, go, oh, I saw you almost card that thing.

01:20:10.000 Yeah.

01:20:11.000 Where do you see this thing?

01:20:12.000 And like it's a country song about abortion.

01:20:13.000 And you're like, fuck off.

01:20:15.000 It's almost like taste in women or something like that.

01:20:17.000 It's like you have your own taste.

01:20:18.000 It's exactly like that.

01:20:19.000 You think she's a 10?

01:20:20.000 Where do you see this?

01:20:21.000 And you're like, what?

01:20:23.000 Yeah, she looks 12 and she's wearing anime clothes.

01:20:25.000 Remember that?

01:20:26.000 Oh my god, I was going to say she looks like a Japanese 12-year-old girl.

01:20:28.000 Guys keep sending me like beautiful, very young-looking Japanese girls that I'm like, ew.

01:20:33.000 That are like...

01:20:34.000 But this?

01:20:35.000 With the fucking...

01:20:37.000 Like, I don't.

01:20:38.000 I don't relate to that.

01:20:40.000 And when they're pure Japanese, I don't know.

01:20:42.000 They don't look human.

01:20:43.000 No.

01:20:43.000 Well, I could agree with that, I guess.

01:20:46.000 You got to mix it up.

01:20:48.000 Although, as we've learned, sound as if you mix up Japanese with a Puerto Rican, you get a massive reduction in IQ.

01:20:56.000 Is that true?

01:20:58.000 Oh, this was, I thought, pretty funny.

01:21:00.000 I want AIU to do a big thing on Emmett Till.

01:21:03.000 I begged him to, actually.

01:21:05.000 Because I'm watching the movie, The Trailer for It, and it looks like such bullshit.

01:21:10.000 It's just like when they see us, where he's got his little sweater vest on.

01:21:14.000 He's like, hi, mama.

01:21:15.000 I just want to work hard and make a family and be a good boy until some white Nazis kill him because of a false allegation.

01:21:25.000 I bet it wasn't a false allegation.

01:21:27.000 And the tiny bit of research I've done, he was beaten to death by six people.

01:21:34.000 Two of them were black.

01:21:38.000 But look how one-sided this fucking thing is.

01:21:52.000 He was a joy.

01:21:54.000 What a sweetheart.

01:21:55.000 Anyway, speaking of bullshit, remember that movie with Sarah Silverman and Steve Carell, the Billie Jean King thing, 3-0, where this guy thinks men are better at sports, which is total bullshit.

01:22:11.000 Women are better at sports.

01:22:13.000 So they have a tennis game, and she wins.

01:22:16.000 And it's sort of the go-to example of women are better at sports.

01:22:22.000 You know it's true.

01:22:23.000 Cut the shit.

01:22:24.000 Remember Billie Jean King.

01:22:26.000 Right?

01:22:26.000 Remember this?

01:22:28.000 Turn it up.

01:22:30.000 We are privileged tennis fans to have the great Billie Jean King.

01:22:36.000 Word is, you are a renegade.

01:22:38.000 Women should be paid and respected equally.

01:22:40.000 I admire what you guys are doing.

01:22:43.000 You're offering the men's winner eight times what you're offering the women's winner.

01:22:46.000 The men are simply more exciting to watch.

01:22:48.000 It's just biology.

01:22:51.000 Or is it?

01:22:52.000 I am not saying that women don't know.

01:22:53.000 So then it just came out.

01:22:55.000 Now you can go back to 2.9.

01:22:56.000 He threw that game.

01:22:59.000 Whoa.

01:23:00.000 The quintessential example of women being better at sports is fake.

01:23:05.000 He owed the mob a debt.

01:23:08.000 So he called her up and said, hey, don't you want to beat a sexist?

01:23:12.000 And she's like, yeah, sure.

01:23:13.000 The mob put a billion, zillion dollars on her, and they made him lose.

01:23:20.000 And you get the underdog odds?

01:23:22.000 Oh, yeah, of course.

01:23:23.000 No one's going to bet on a woman.

01:23:26.000 I said that that fucking Mike Tyson-looking chick with the sister, what's her name?

01:23:31.000 I said that it probably would be hard to beat her.

01:23:35.000 But a baby monster wrote in and goes, no, guys beat her all the time.

01:23:40.000 Lotus just put this out, oddly enough.

01:23:43.000 Non-dirking people sure are dominant.

01:23:46.000 Ever since biological men have joined women's sports, as brave women, of course, they've been crushing us.

01:23:53.000 The male physique is superior engineering.

01:23:57.000 Socially female now.

01:23:59.000 Of course.

01:23:59.000 It's superior engineering when it comes to athletics.

01:24:03.000 No, boners are pretty cool.

01:24:05.000 No, no, no, getting boners.

01:24:07.000 The male physique is pretty optimal at not giving you boners.

01:24:11.000 The female body is pretty good at giving boners.

01:24:13.000 Well, okay, Ryan.

01:24:14.000 I was going to say, women's bodies are better at magic, like creating a human.

01:24:20.000 That's fairly impressive.

01:24:21.000 That beats tennis.

01:24:23.000 I just want to briefly show some links here.

01:24:25.000 My buddy Robbie sent me.

01:24:26.000 Yesterday, I was talking about abortion and how everything the left wants Is what they don't want.

01:24:32.000 So they want to expose who is killing trans people.

01:24:36.000 It's gangsters and thugs that they fuck.

01:24:39.000 They want to expose homophobia.

01:24:42.000 Straight white males are the bottom of the list.

01:24:44.000 Homophobes are usually black and brown.

01:24:45.000 They want gays to proudly talk about their lifestyle.

01:24:49.000 Oh, we had no idea it was that disgusting.

01:24:50.000 We didn't know you fuck for 16 hours and then guys piss on you.

01:24:53.000 Ew.

01:24:54.000 You deserve monkeypox.

01:24:57.000 And we want abortion to be totally legal and everywhere and easy to get.

01:25:02.000 Okay.

01:25:04.000 Black population is now devastated.

01:25:08.000 Muslims and Chinese are committing gendercide.

01:25:11.000 I mentioned this yesterday on the show, but here's some links on it.

01:25:14.000 3-1.

01:25:19.000 Yeah, so immigrants are killing their babies when they find out it's a girl.

01:25:23.000 So doctors are having to hide the gender from the mom until after abortion time.

01:25:30.000 They have a gender reveal order.

01:25:32.000 I can't believe, like, gendercide is a word.

01:25:36.000 It shouldn't be, but it is, and it's not that fucking show they all keep talking about, the handmaid's tale.

01:25:43.000 It's Muslims.

01:25:45.000 Go to 3-2.

01:25:51.000 We got to really get faster with these links.

01:25:53.000 This is not good TV.

01:25:54.000 Gender-determining ultrasounds should be stopped.

01:25:58.000 And then the last one.

01:26:01.000 This is all Canada where they really embrace.

01:26:03.000 Oh, yeah.

01:26:05.000 Blood smuggling in China.

01:26:06.000 Why pregnant women are breaking the law to find out their baby's sex?

01:26:12.000 They're getting a blood test, smuggling it out, finding out it's a girl, and then aborting it.

01:26:17.000 See, you asked for this.

01:26:19.000 We didn't.

01:26:21.000 And then I want to briefly look at women in politics and how they're sort of being forced into politics and they just don't seem to belong there.

01:26:30.000 Like Kamala Harris, you've seen this going around, right?

01:26:34.000 Good afternoon.

01:26:36.000 I want to welcome these leaders for coming in to have this very important discussion about some of the most pressing issues of our time.

01:26:44.000 Okay, it's important.

01:26:47.000 I'm Kamala Harris.

01:26:49.000 My pronouns are she and her.

01:26:50.000 I'm a woman sitting at the table wearing a blue suit.

01:26:54.000 And thank you, Madam Vice President.

01:26:55.000 My friends point out, yeah, how do they know what blue is?

01:26:58.000 And that's my whole thing.

01:27:00.000 We were talking about that with the sign language thing.

01:27:02.000 Are deaf people demanding that there sign everywhere?

01:27:05.000 Or is it virtue signaling?

01:27:06.000 And it's the same thing here.

01:27:08.000 Has a deaf person ever said, hey, man, it would be kind of cool if you told me what color of shirt you're wearing and what your hair looks like so I can picture you?

01:27:16.000 Like I've met a couple blind people in my life.

01:27:18.000 They never ask me what I'm wearing.

01:27:20.000 Sometimes, like in extreme cases, they want to touch your face to see what you look like.

01:27:26.000 But they don't say, is that a suit you have on?

01:27:29.000 They don't fucking care.

01:27:31.000 That's our values.

01:27:32.000 We care about what color you're wearing because we judge you based on it.

01:27:37.000 But blind people don't judge you based on what colors you're wearing.

01:27:40.000 They don't care what colors you're wearing.

01:27:43.000 If this was real, they should say something like, hi, I'm Kamala Harris.

01:27:47.000 I'm basically a packy, but my mom fucked a black dude, but he wasn't around.

01:27:52.000 So I'm basically Indian.

01:27:53.000 Now my formative viewers were in Canada, but I pretend to be black, but it's not really who I am.

01:27:57.000 And I look kind of like a sad chocolate horse.

01:28:02.000 And then what's the next one?

01:28:05.000 My pronouns are she, her.

01:28:07.000 I'm overweight.

01:28:07.000 Hi, I'm kind of a fat bitch in a red in a dumb tight dress where my guns are showing.

01:28:14.000 I'm like a typical chubby lesbian feminist type.

01:28:18.000 Hi, I'm an annoying black feminist with dumb glasses.

01:28:21.000 I'm also overweight.

01:28:22.000 I'm about as fat as that chicken in the red dress.

01:28:25.000 Hello, how are you?

01:28:26.000 I'm under the water.

01:28:28.000 Please help me.

01:28:29.000 Here, too much raining.

01:28:36.000 Okay, so look at, this is interesting.

01:28:39.000 Women in politics dealing with stress.

01:28:41.000 We have this UK Conservative candidate.

01:28:44.000 Something falls and she freaks the fuck out because she's scared.

01:28:49.000 He's going to challenge the freedom and democracy.

01:28:58.000 Look at how she reacted there.

01:29:01.000 By the way, I like that.

01:29:02.000 I want women to be scared because it's a natural thing.

01:29:05.000 I want them to be overly protective of their children.

01:29:08.000 I want them to, when they hear trouble, to grab their stroller and get the fuck out of there.

01:29:12.000 I don't want them going, what the fuck?

01:29:14.000 So this is a great way to be for a woman.

01:29:16.000 I'm just not sure it belongs in politics.

01:29:19.000 Like Thatcher, this is an old clip.

01:29:21.000 They say she's dead.

01:29:23.000 She would sleep four hours a night.

01:29:29.000 This and the.

01:29:34.000 What do you say?

01:29:39.000 The next moment she began to fall forwards onto the podium, her head grazing the microphone.

01:29:45.000 Police bodyguards rushed to the catcher's aid.

01:29:49.000 And then compare all of these clips with Reagan.

01:29:52.000 This is after he had been shot.

01:29:55.000 Did that bullet ever hit him?

01:29:59.000 I think it did.

01:30:00.000 Yeah, I think it was.

01:30:00.000 Because he went to the hospital and all that.

01:30:02.000 So he's been shot.

01:30:03.000 You'd think he'd be very wary of bangs.

01:30:05.000 And this is what he did when a balloon popped at one of his speeches.

01:30:15.000 Okay, that's it.

01:30:16.000 It's character.

01:30:17.000 Berlin remains the most compelling argument for an open world.

01:30:24.000 We're reminded of the many traditions of openness.

01:30:29.000 Dude, what is going on with your internet?

01:30:32.000 Of openness and democracy that have marked the history of this city.

01:30:36.000 America missed me.

01:30:41.000 Like, I need to see that again.

01:30:43.000 Compare that to the UK Conservative candidate.

01:30:46.000 He doesn't even flinch.

01:30:47.000 America missed me.

01:30:48.000 Democracy that have marked the history of this city.

01:30:52.000 America missed me.

01:30:59.000 That was quick.

01:31:00.000 Quick.

01:31:03.000 compare that to how me and Maddie reacted when that Pyrex exploded.

01:31:07.000 Yeah, all right, let's do the mailbag.

01:31:17.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.

01:31:22.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.

01:31:27.000 Let me touch it.

01:31:31.000 You know what I've been doing recently, by the way, Rye Guy?

01:31:33.000 What's up?

01:31:34.000 Reading 100% of our mail.

01:31:36.000 Holy shit.

01:31:37.000 It takes me about two hours over the weekend and about an hour and a half every morning.

01:31:43.000 So when you're doing the celebrity mailbag, go buy my purple flags.

01:31:48.000 Okay, the purples, okay.

01:31:50.000 Because sometimes they're so good I send them to myself to do on the show, like that Reagan balloon came from a baby monster.

01:31:56.000 But I've become a total snob because I realized it's just free market capitalism.

01:32:05.000 My problem was we're getting too much mail.

01:32:07.000 And then I said, okay, supply and demand.

01:32:10.000 Just raise the bar for what you consider a good letter and you'll have the right amount.

01:32:15.000 It's very simple.

01:32:16.000 If everyone in the world wants to buy your house, you raise the price.

01:32:21.000 After saying that, now I'm going to have a bunch of shitty letters.

01:32:25.000 Are you okay, dear Gavin and Faggot?

01:32:28.000 Okay.

01:32:29.000 That hurts.

01:32:30.000 You haven't shown the rad zone in a long time.

01:32:33.000 No.

01:32:34.000 And you still don't have a way to get my cassette tapes digitized.

01:32:40.000 Okay.

01:32:40.000 I just sort of forgot about that, right?

01:32:42.000 Working on it.

01:32:43.000 You've spent about $150 on eraser boards.

01:32:46.000 You have two of them.

01:32:47.000 And you still keep forgetting everything.

01:32:49.000 It's true.

01:32:53.000 You have done four bits at the green screen recently that are just not funny.

01:32:58.000 Do you have Lyme?

01:32:59.000 Asking Gavin specifically because Ryan already has Lyme and is also not funny on a regular basis.

01:33:04.000 Racism and Racing.

01:33:06.000 Women Who Rock.

01:33:08.000 Orcas.

01:33:09.000 That was more just odd.

01:33:10.000 The right-wing actors in Hollywood.

01:33:12.000 You admitted this failed, but even still it was so confusing and not even funny, even if you fully got the joke.

01:33:18.000 You usually can do no wrong, but these have been so lame, they make me feel weird and embarrassed.

01:33:23.000 Also, I am one of your clever and smart baby monsters, so I understand comedy.

01:33:27.000 I'm honestly worried about you.

01:33:29.000 Please fix the show and get your shit together.

01:33:32.000 Okay, well, let's go over these.

01:33:34.000 Racism racing was a silly and fun joke.

01:33:38.000 Women who rock, I thought that was an interesting concept, that every time they have a woman who rocks, she has more testosterone than other women.

01:33:48.000 So that was interesting.

01:33:50.000 Orcas, good for variety.

01:33:52.000 You have some killer whales in there.

01:33:55.000 Right-wing actors was maybe a tad ambitious, but I sent it to some of the people in it, and they were thrilled.

01:34:02.000 And I've also been told that the orcas was fascinating.

01:34:04.000 I mean, the thing I love about the orcas was that picture that 75% of the deaths from orca trainers is one orca.

01:34:16.000 And there he is staring at them.

01:34:20.000 So I looked it up and it was true.

01:34:21.000 And then I shared my research with you.

01:34:25.000 I laughed so hard I shit your pants.

01:34:28.000 When you and Anthony were looking at Gordon Lightfoot and Bon Jovi, holy crap.

01:34:32.000 And then he says, a couple years ago, a buddy I grew up with in Oregon flew to Toronto to watch Jeff Lynn's.

01:34:38.000 Sorry.

01:34:40.000 What the fuck was that?

01:34:42.000 I opened up an attachment for an email coming up, and it auto-played.

01:34:48.000 Really good at interrupting the show today.

01:34:52.000 You know ELO, right?

01:34:53.000 I love ELO.

01:34:54.000 I've been to the guy's house.

01:34:57.000 Which guy?

01:34:58.000 Jeff Lynn?

01:34:58.000 Jeff Lynn.

01:34:59.000 My dad cut his hair.

01:35:01.000 Now, Jeff Lynn was definitely moving slower, but holy crap, he sounded fantastic and absolutely shredded both vocal high notes and guitar solos on Showdown in Mr. Blue Sky.

01:35:11.000 He's the one like, you got me moving like a snake in the grass.

01:35:14.000 Yeah, don't bring me down, Mr. Blue Sky.

01:35:18.000 They got a lot of hits.

01:35:19.000 My God, they have hits.

01:35:20.000 He produced for the Traveling Wilberries and The Who, I think.

01:35:25.000 I don't care about the first one.

01:35:26.000 I care about the second one.

01:35:28.000 At the end, we were looking at each other saying, Jeff Lynn definitely has made a deal with the devil to hold on to his voice and guitar skills.

01:35:33.000 And then, after watching the fans struggle up the stairs with their walkers and oxygen tanks, we said, apparently that deal didn't apply to the fans.

01:35:42.000 Fun little letter.

01:35:44.000 Now you can do the fart.

01:35:45.000 This guy wants his fart rated out of 10.

01:35:48.000 Yes.

01:36:00.000 So it's 10 seconds long.

01:36:02.000 That's a 10.

01:36:03.000 So one fart so you can get it for each second.

01:36:06.000 That's fantastic, dude.

01:36:07.000 You have a gift.

01:36:08.000 Beautiful.

01:36:10.000 You should get involved in competitive farting.

01:36:14.000 All right, let's get to the final vid.

01:36:30.000 Now, this clip is a great way to end our Friday show.

01:36:35.000 I was saying earlier that I like that women are scared because it's natural and we want them protected and we want them to be on high alert.

01:36:44.000 Will you fucking get it together?

01:36:48.000 What was that?

01:36:49.000 Final video?

01:36:52.000 What do you mean final video?

01:36:54.000 It's the final video.

01:36:56.000 What was that sound that just blurted out of your machine?

01:36:58.000 The first bit of one of the final videos.

01:37:01.000 Why did it play?

01:37:03.000 It auto-played, and I had the volume up.

01:37:08.000 Wow.

01:37:09.000 What a great asset to the show.

01:37:11.000 Yeah, it's a big deal.

01:37:12.000 Constant interrupter.

01:37:14.000 It is a big deal when you're constantly thrown off what you're talking about.

01:37:18.000 I said that.

01:37:20.000 Anyway, what was I talking about?

01:37:22.000 Oh, yeah.

01:37:22.000 I like that women are scared.

01:37:23.000 I don't want them intimidated or living in constant fear, but they should be tightly wound because we rely on them for the small game, we'll go get the woolly mammoths out there in the real world.

01:37:34.000 But as far as you in the area, I want you aware of your baby.

01:37:37.000 If you see a coyote or a hyena or even a porcupine near the cave, I want you to grab the baby and go, So it makes me feel good to see women that are jumpy, not in a sadistic way, but in a protecting society way.

01:37:51.000 And so that's why I like this next clip.

01:37:54.000 But on top of that, I like that this guy isn't fired for this.

01:37:58.000 And you can joke around and have fun.

01:38:00.000 And she clearly gave him permission to put this out there.

01:38:03.000 So she's aware of how funny this is.

01:38:07.000 And she's happy to embrace it because at least subconsciously, she recognizes that this is not a bad trait.

01:38:15.000 And it's an appealing trait.

01:38:17.000 And we like it and we find it amusing.

01:38:19.000 So there's two wonderful things about this video.

01:38:22.000 And this goes back to what I was saying about get fired.

01:38:24.000 This guy's determined to have some fun with his co-worker.

01:38:28.000 She's giving him permission.

01:38:30.000 And that's how you have fun in life.

01:38:33.000 You do consensual things that are amusing.

01:38:36.000 Now, in the modern work era, especially here in New York City, you could see this guy getting fired and the company either firing because they're worried about being sued or her actually suing him.

01:38:48.000 So there's all kinds of potential problems with this.

01:38:52.000 And he's ignoring them all because he prefers fun to living under the sword of Damocles that HR imposes on most of us.

01:39:00.000 So it's just a silly little montage of spooks, which is most of Spike Lee's movies.

01:39:11.000 But it's pretty darn endearing.

01:39:14.000 And I like both the people, both the spooker and the spooky in this video.

01:39:19.000 Spooky.

01:39:21.000 Autumn.

01:39:22.000 Oh, my God.

01:39:43.000 I don't really hurt my rib.

01:40:03.000 This is the best one.

01:40:08.000 Autumn.

01:40:08.000 So yeah.

01:40:09.000 Ladies, keep being ladies.

01:40:11.000 Guys, keep being guys.

01:40:13.000 We're different, and it's fun to celebrate our differences because that what makes us a great team.

01:40:19.000 And if having fun is going to get you fired, then get fired.

01:40:22.000 Get in trouble.

01:40:23.000 Be brave.

01:40:24.000 And never stop fighting.

01:40:26.000 Have a good weekend.

01:40:27.000 Stay off your phone.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 29, 2022

S4E148 - GIRLS GIRLS GIRLS

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