Kevin Gimmett is hungover from a night out drinking and partying with Anthony Cumia. He talks about a guy who bet $30,000 on baseball strikes, Alex's War, and why women in comedy should direct movies.
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00:03:52.000This was fun for me because I'm a big fan, so I get to watch a bunch of Alex Jones footage, but I want my mom to want to watch this, you know?
00:07:07.000It's funny how the gatekeepers have fucked up so royally that people are doing their own comedy and the high-quality dudes, imagine going to Comedy Central to see what's funny these days.
00:07:19.000These really talented people just, they pop up sort of like flowers coming up through cracks in the sidewalk.
00:07:24.000You just discover this dude out of nowhere.
00:09:28.000Anyway, I want to talk today about this sort of war on Western culture and how our traditions as Westerners are denigrated.
00:09:42.000It really starts with this book I'm reading called River of Doubt about Teddy Roosevelt.
00:09:49.000And as I'm reading it and hearing the way he treats the Indians with the utmost respect and his bravery and his accomplishments as even post-presidential race, post-presidential race.
00:10:01.000He got slaughtered in the 1912 election.
00:10:05.000And I'm thinking about the way they took that fucking statue down.
00:10:11.000You know, the statue of him on the horse?
00:11:30.000All corporations, all hedge funds, all finance people have to make sure, all investors have to make sure that ESG is an important part of their business plan.
00:12:11.000They say it's like the social part just means, no, you need to make sure that you're open and social justice and you need to have a runway for wheelchairs and you need to have X amount of women.
00:12:22.000But I've talked to people in this kind of field and they say no one cares about Peruvians or Asians or women or the environment.
00:12:30.000All they care about is how many black employees do you have.
00:12:32.000And I'm sorry, but hedge funds tend to be disproportionately white and Asian.
00:12:36.000So it's a major problem and it's killing the entire economy.
00:12:43.000I mean, the only thing you should be worried about as an investor is, does this make money?
00:12:49.000If it doesn't make dollars, it doesn't make sense.
00:13:26.000The largest investment companies in the world are using your money, your investment, to tell American energy companies to produce less oil to frack less for less natural gas, said Strive co-founder and executive chairman Vivek Ramaswamy in a video promoting the new EFT,
00:13:42.000adding that through their code for investment on ticker tape, I guess, is DRL.
00:13:51.000Investors can counter this by mandating to drill more and to frack more.
00:14:04.000I was talking to one hedge fund dude who was doing a presentation to his investors, and he had his team put together a PowerPoint, and he goes, there's no ESG in this PowerPoint.
00:14:12.000And they go, okay, we can do one, but we haven't really done any ESG.
00:14:16.000We haven't been looking for minorities.
00:14:33.000As you said, he is the CEO of the world's largest asset manager.
00:14:36.000And what they do is they cause companies to bend the knee to woke orthodoxy because BlackRock says that we won't invest in your company unless you abide by these progressive standards.
00:14:44.000Or we'll dock the pay of a CEO or fire a CEO who refuses to bend the knee to woke orthodoxy.
00:14:58.000$10 trillion is money that belongs to you, to everyday Americans in this country whose blood would boil if they actually knew the way their own money was being used to force a progressive social orthodoxy back onto them.
00:15:18.000The bad news is we're in a communist takeover.
00:15:23.000All of this trans shit, everything you're seeing around us all focuses on one thing, and that is communism.
00:15:30.000It is the root of this culture war we're in right now.
00:15:34.000This is a good little video repeating what I just said.
00:15:40.000In America, you are seeing the first stages of the communists take over.
00:15:45.000The banning of speech, limiting of freedoms, destruction of private property, crushing of small businesses, defunding our police, spying on our own citizens,
00:16:00.000and the daily use of fear and intimidation to attack people they disagree with.
00:16:58.000So yeah, we're going to look at this culture war through the lens of a communist takeover because there's some sabotage going on here that is fundamental.
00:17:10.000It's not just, this isn't just petty, fuck you, daddy issues things.
00:17:16.000This is, like the ESG thing, this is people trying to destroy Western civilization.
00:17:23.000And this is especially true when you look at feminism, LGBT, racism.
00:17:28.000The way these things are phrased, it's always revolving around destroying the West, ripping down statues.
00:17:35.000And you know what's interesting about the Roosevelt statue, too?
00:17:38.000So they take it down and they say, we're just going to put it in a museum.
00:17:43.000And then people go, well, what museum?
00:18:58.000So they're going through the jungle and he says, you know what would be easier for me?
00:19:03.000Because I'm not used to walking through jungles.
00:19:05.000What if we were to make some sort of a chair and we have poles on the chair and then the Indians can carry me through the jungle on this chair?
00:19:13.000And Roosevelt goes, what the fuck did you just say?
00:19:18.000Yeah, I think you should probably go home.
00:19:23.000He's like, this guy's getting on my nerves.
00:19:24.000He was also mad that he had to sit next to the driver in one of the Jeeps because there was a part where they were going Through jeep possible terrain.
00:19:32.000And he was furious because the driver was black.
00:19:34.000So that was strike one that pissed off Roosevelt.
00:19:37.000And then the Indians thing was strike two and three.
00:19:40.000And he said, get the fuck out of here, dude.
00:19:42.000And then you're like, and that's why the Indians next to him in that statue is because he was a progressive in that sense.
00:19:50.000And no one did more for the oppressed minorities than Roosevelt.
00:19:56.000And he's at the museum because that was his museum.
00:21:38.000It's also a sign of a caring man who, if you have a vast knowledge of delicate creatures, you're obviously a kind and intelligent man who's very sympathetic.
00:21:52.000An empath, as our Sprinkles friend would say.
00:23:27.000They're always fucking some, like, because the chicks they fuck.
00:23:30.000My friends are 50, and they fuck these, like, 30-year-olds or 35-year-olds who just want to have a nice dinner and they want to go on vacation to Barbados.
00:27:51.000But that was really interesting, the white supremacy thing, because if you are married, you have five kids, and there's a female role and a male role, if you conform to that, you are a white supremacist.
00:28:03.000Okay, then why do Mexicans have roles?
00:29:00.000Here's a perfect example of men and women and what their role should be.
00:29:06.000If a crackhead comes in and punches some random dude, then the man should beat him up and the woman should pick up everything that falls out of everyone's pockets.
00:29:16.000He decided that's what he's going to do.
00:31:58.000And you talk about irreversible surgery.
00:32:00.000Like, I thought top surgery is bad and we always mock sex changes.
00:32:04.000But hysterectomies for a 15-year-old, a 14-year-old?
00:32:11.000For years now, BCH has mutilated children's sexual organs under the guise of inclusive reproductive health care for people of all gender identities and anatomies.
00:32:21.000Just this week, BCH scrubbed a video titled, What Happens During Gender Affirming Hysterectomy?
00:32:31.000After facing backlash for promoting the surgery for minors who can't consent and do not have the mental capacity to make such a life-altering decision.
00:32:41.000I mean, we're at Sodom and Gomorrah levels, right?
00:35:41.00012 days after symptom omset, their male Italian greyhound, aged four years and with no previous medical disorders, presented with mucotaneous lesions, including abdomen pustules and a thin anal ulceration.
00:35:57.000The dog tested positive for monkeypox virus, use of a PCR protocol adapted from Lee and colleagues, that involved scraping skin lesions and swabbing the anus and oral cavity.
00:36:58.000So what they do is they go, it's okay when men have butt sex because they have stronger buttholes.
00:37:09.000Women bring a different set of risks, such as incontinence, due to their less, quote, robust sphincter and weaker anal canal muscles compared to men.
00:37:20.000That's one reason why women who engage in the act show increases of fecal incontinence and anal injury.
00:37:27.000You see, men's buttholes are more robust.
00:37:35.000In fact, women are famous for pushing human beings out of their vagina.
00:37:39.000You think if anyone would have more elasticity, it would be women.
00:37:44.000So yes, butt sex is bad for you, folks.
00:37:46.000You can try it a couple times a year when your lady's wasted, but don't make it a habit because whether you're male or female, furious ass pounding destroys your ass.
00:38:00.000And 100% of geriatric fags have anal leakage.
00:38:11.000Believe it or not, that's not what it was designed for.
00:38:15.000I can't believe I have to say this to you, the viewer, because I know you guys are probably having butt sex on a minutely basis, and you're also probably fucking your dogs, all your pets, not just your dogs, your cats, your parakeets, your chickens.
00:39:08.000And they're running around cracking eggs, and the insides are leaking out, and no chickens are being born.
00:39:19.000To the issue of Drag Queen story hours, and just get into what you think the motivation behind the left pushing for them so hard is.
00:39:30.000I mean, you have videos going around of five-year-old boys and girls putting dollar bills in the thong straps of grown men.
00:39:39.000These sort of perverted, you know, half-naked men wearing dresses.
00:39:45.000And there's toddlers acting like they're at a strip club.
00:39:50.000And then there's parents who brought their toddlers to this thing.
00:39:54.000What's the motivation of the left for pushing the importance of drag queen story hours and things like that, drag queen events for children, and what's to be done about the parents who bring their children to the longest question?
00:40:36.000I don't have to tell you what my speculations are about their motivations because thankfully, for whatever reason, they can't help but do these things.
00:40:42.000They wrote an academic paper telling us what their motivations are.
00:40:47.000You go on theinternet.com or whatever, not that website specifically.
00:40:52.000If you go on the internet and look up Groomer Schools for Drag Queen Story Hour, you can find the podcast and the new discourses platform where I actually read the entire paper out loud and explained what it means.
00:41:03.000They say in the paper, for example, that they deploy the idea that it's about raising empathy for LGBT people as a marketing strategy.
00:41:11.000But the actual strategy is to give children opportunities to learn how to, and I quote, in italics, live queerly.
00:41:19.000So their agenda is to use what they actually call it a drag pedagogy, a drag theory of education.
00:41:25.000They say that the drag pedagogy is based in the idea of a generative themes model.
00:41:30.000They use the drag queen as a generative character.
00:41:32.000This is something that's deep in the critical education theory or critical pedagogy approach, based off of the work of the Marxist educator Paulo Fride, a Brazilian guy, F-R-E-I-R-E, is how you pronounce it, I think, in Portuguese.
00:41:47.000And so he said that when you do education, that it should be based on generative themes, which are themes that evoke emotional and especially politically motivated responses that are supposed to stimulate the desire to learn more.
00:42:00.000The Drag Queen Story Hour people have told us explicitly.
00:42:02.000Their goal is to motivate people to want to engage in queer activism, to see themselves and to possibly live queerly, to introduce as a generative concept, as an emotionally relevant and resonating and politically activating idea,
00:42:18.000to move the children into the idea of living queerly.
00:42:21.000They say in the paper explicitly, for example, so for those parents, what should be done about them?
00:42:25.000Well, they're endangering their children.
00:42:27.000So we should treat them like parents who are endangering their children.
00:42:30.000How do we know they're endangering their children?
00:42:33.000Well, they say in the paper, we say that this is, I'm not kidding, they say this in the paper.
00:42:37.000We say that these are family-friendly events, and maybe they are in that family members like parents and grandparents are welcome to show up.
00:42:44.000But we also mean it specifically as family-friendly in terms of the word family, which refers to your queer family that you find on the street after you've left your home.
00:42:55.000So the goal is to separate you from your parents and to adopt you into a queer family.
00:43:01.000They end the paper with their true motivation.
00:43:03.000The last sentence of the paper says that they, and I end I quote, we're going to leave a trail of glitter that you'll never get out of the carpet.
00:43:11.000So they want to put queer Marxist ideas deeply embedded like glitter in the carpet into children's heads so that it might sprout into them wanting to live queerly, which means to become non-conforming in terms of gender,
00:43:27.000sex, sexuality, or mental health status, and then to become activists against the existing society on behalf of that identity.
00:46:56.000Although I did read recently about a man who had an abortion.
00:47:01.000And if you criticize these marginalized people, the police come to your door.
00:47:06.000These poor, marginalized people, if you deny their existence and you say there's only men and women, that means you're denying trans exists.
00:47:14.000That seems like a bit of a stretch to me.
00:47:17.000Like, if I don't think, if I don't believe in Amish, if I think they're wrong, does that mean I want them all to die?
00:47:26.000But check out this woman who had the police come to her door because she has a sticker on her door that says, of her apartment that says there are two genders.
00:48:15.000Because you're trying to tell people in the real world, not inside your house, outside, that trans people don't exist, that it's an idea, it's ideology, and that it's being harmful for women, which it isn't.
00:48:51.000Or by little hot mess with fucking size in brackets.
00:48:56.000What you're actually doing is trying to give other people the idea of what you believe, which I think you need to do a lot more reading on.
00:50:53.000I mean, it's too late to go back on it now, but if you wanted to be the supremest asshole in the world, you could be like, all right, I'm just going to send ones back for the ones that I like.
00:51:52.000So as a fervent racist, I want blacks to sit in separate parts of the restaurant.
00:51:57.000I think the civil rights movement Was a huge scourge on the dining experience.
00:52:04.000We used to have whites-only places, and blacks weren't allowed to sit at the counter.
00:52:08.000And then those damn freedom fighters came along and we poured sugar on their heads, we beat them up, and they rode through the south in buses of mixed-race people sitting in whites-only.
00:52:21.000Luckily, segregation has returned to the dining experience in the Northwest, and thank God it has.
00:54:35.000The biggest piece of evidence, in my opinion, is how quickly all of the swing states were called when there were millions of votes still uncounted.
00:59:19.000And this is the last BBB I'll do, Black's Baving Badly, is this guy Herschel Walker, the football player with the gay son.
00:59:28.000He's really pro-family and thinks that would be a drastic help to the black community if they had more fathers, which is what we've been screaming since day one.
00:59:36.000We want more American families of all races.
00:59:41.000So this guy does that, and they're like, what's going on?
01:00:16.000That's what Republicans want from their Negroes to do what they're told.
01:00:22.000And Walker presents exactly as a person who lacks independent thoughts, lacks an independent agenda, lacks an independent ability to grasp policy.
01:01:05.000Isn't it amazing how much of black culture is bitching about racism and white people?
01:01:12.000Like, that's not true of Oriental culture, of Chinese culture.
01:01:15.000Chinese culture has one billion pounds of fucking little burning incense and oranges that go to the afterlife and ghosts, dead people who sit outside their grave and watch the view.
01:02:26.000But when you look up Scottish culture, a tiny fraction of it is bitching about the English.
01:02:32.000In fact, when you look up the national anthem, they say, they bitch about England briefly, and they go, those days are gone now, and in the past they shall remain.
01:02:42.000Meaning, let's not fucking keep regurgitating the slavery shit.
01:04:42.000I don't think we'd be shocked that The Equalizer didn't do as well with Queen Latifah as it did with Edward Woodward.
01:04:48.000The article went on to talk, blah, blah, blah.
01:04:50.000The op-ed was widely mocked, particularly in Catholic subreddit.
01:04:53.000It would be even more hilarious if people started praying the rosary outside his house in Toronto so you can see them praying for the salvation of his soul.
01:05:01.000And then while you're putting up black culture and denigrating non-black culture, Western culture, you're also co-opting it.
01:05:11.000So now, Arabs who were in Egypt, all those Kangs you see, they look like Anthony Kumia for the 50.
01:06:01.000I don't want to sexualize her because I have a lot of respect for her, but when I first saw her ass, I felt sorry for her because it's so perfect that I went, oh my God, she got a Brazilian butt lift?
01:09:34.000The line between fiction and reality with Wakanda is totally gray.
01:09:39.000And people are saying things like, when the first Black Panther came out, they're like, this is what Africa would be without Western colonialism.
01:14:16.000You think there was racial tension after that Spike Lee thing about the KKK?
01:14:22.000You think there was tension in that theater?
01:14:25.000You bet when this movie's overrun, as soon as the lights go on, they're going to turn around and be like, you motherfuckers took spaceships from us?
01:14:34.000But by the way, after slavery, there's less people in Africa and there's more technology as time progresses.
01:14:40.000So there's no excuse why Wakanda still couldn't happen after the slavery thing.
01:14:53.000Yeah, like this is the this is why they destroyed that Roosevelt statue because they make up a fake spaceship story about another culture and then they make it African Americans for some weird reason.
01:16:59.000Thank you, Stan, who's dead now, by the way, for creating the amazing character.
01:17:04.000And thank you, Chadwick, for bringing him to life.
01:17:09.000If this trailer almost made me tear up, the movie definitely will make me cry.
01:17:14.000I saw Black Panther in the theater with my kids, and when he dies or almost dies or whatever, remember there's that fight by the waterfall?
01:17:22.000I'm just sitting there eating popcorn.
01:17:23.000I hear behind me, and after the movie, I look up.
01:18:36.000But during my research, I found out one of the people on the board, so the museum pussied out and they said, it's essentially not really our land out front.
01:19:40.000He said something like, it's not indicative of who we are or something.
01:19:44.000It's time to move the statue and move forward.
01:19:48.000The world does not need statues, relics of another age that reflect neither the values of the person they intend to honor nor the values of the person.
01:19:54.000But that's exactly what that statue does.
01:19:57.000That statue is about equality and justice.
01:20:23.000It wasn't just the Amazon he explored.
01:20:25.000He went jaguar hunting all over the world.
01:20:28.000When they were out by the Rockies, I think, and they caught a guy trying to steal their canoe, they put him under citizens' arrest, and they carried him around for three days until they could get back to town and put him in jail.
01:24:37.000It seems like we just have more questions than we do answers, but we do know that it's a mystery, and hopefully, one day we'll be able to solve it.
01:24:48.000Could the stairway of the Loretto Chapel really be the product of a miracle?
01:24:53.000Or is it just the work of a gifted builder who preferred to keep his identity?
01:25:42.000In fact, Western culture is the first culture to invent the whole notion of getting over race and class and saying, you work hard, you respect our laws, you're in.
01:25:54.000So it's really ironic that they make Western chauvinism analogous to white supremacy.
01:26:01.000They say it's a secret code word when a fundamental part of that is anti-racism.
01:26:08.000And us Westerners dominate everywhere we go because it's a better system and it's a system based on meritocracy.
01:27:34.000He said to the media, get the fuck out of my way.
01:27:37.000They slid down like a fucking mission figure trying to get below a fence that's closing and then shot him from below to make it look like he's Zeke Heiling.
01:29:45.000Dude, I'm telling you, these journalists who fed this narrative, I would be pretty scared of retaliation when his boy turns 18 and becomes a man and goes, who the fuck is responsible for taking me away from my father for the majority of my early childhood?
01:30:03.000Well, it was this woman, this journalist, this photographer.
01:30:11.000But yeah, the last thing I want to talk about about, because there's so much beauty in the history of the West, and we're focused on Wakanda, and it makes me angry.
01:30:21.000The statue really pissed me off all weekend when I found out his great-grandson was on board.
01:30:26.000And I just started, you know, you look at some of this, the art we've been denied and replaced with Wakanda, fake art.
01:30:35.000Like, look at, this is the last one I'll show.
01:30:36.000Thomas Cole was this incredible painter who was obsessed with American landscapes.
01:30:43.000But he did this series about the fall of civilization.
01:30:46.000And I thought it's ironic that we don't get to see this and it's not taught in schools.
01:30:52.000And that exact thing is part of the decay of society.
01:30:58.000So we can't even see beautiful paintings that predict the situation we're in.
01:33:14.000Cabby's kids find out daddy is dead as Widow Cries for Justice.
01:33:18.000I'm kind of excited to have Pat Dixon's crime report, New York City crime report, because New York City crime is a perfect microcosm of American crime.
01:33:28.000It's like if you were doing St. Louis crime or something else, it wouldn't have that global appeal that New York crime has.
01:33:34.000If you see it here, you might see it everywhere.
01:33:37.000It's kind of the forefront of everything woke, progressive, violent.
01:34:40.000Particularly poetic intro that he was always well known for when he starts out the shows like Thief in Brooklyn doing bizarre bonker stuff.
01:34:49.000I was listening to New York City Crime Report when it began.
01:36:14.000The American equivalent is often six times more expensive for an identical product.
01:36:18.000Even after paying $2,000 in freight charges, I'm still saving about 400% on the cost of goods.
01:36:26.000If only we could manufacture the same thing here for a competitive price.
01:36:30.000But instead, I have to burn two grand worth of diesel fuel into the atmosphere and send thousands of dollars out of our economy into the pockets of some rice ball who doesn't care if our families live or die and probably looks like Ryan's dad.
01:38:24.000So outside of getting a tad bit leaner and ridiculously stronger, and we're talking seriously stronger, like the comic book Batman Bench presses 1,000 pounds and leg presses 2,000 pounds.
01:39:36.000I just watched Nope last night, and it was like the most not racial bullshit movie that he made, but of course the white people in it, there was not one likable person.
01:51:27.000Gavin, you recently said that Michael Jackson never touched...
01:51:31.000You recently said that saying Michael Jackson never touched kids was on the same level as believing the earth is flat.
01:51:36.000You talk a lot about not buying in the media narrative, but you've done it yourself.
01:51:39.000Two of his accusers' fathers killed themselves, and none of the stories line up.
01:51:43.000One of the fathers, even Chandler, Evan Chandler, was someone who was known to get close to celebrities and milk them for all they're worth.
01:51:50.000He killed himself after his calls about scamming MJ came to light.
01:51:54.000No child porn was found at Michael's estate, and he did not have tripwire strewn around Niverland.
01:51:59.000It was all a lie spread by gossip mags and grifting outlets.
01:52:02.000Obviously, I can't go into complete detail here.
01:52:04.000Do a modicum of research before you go around accusing people of things you know absolutely nothing about.
01:52:09.000I included some links below to show you how truly messed up this situation was.
01:52:13.000And then it's, this is what you keep talking about, right, Ron?
01:52:20.000Yeah, you know what's odd too is that Lisa Murray Presley and him were an item, and she kept trying to get him to join Scientology, and they thought it would be great for the movement if he co-signed Scientology and all that.
01:52:32.000But being a devout Christian, he refused.
01:52:35.000And that happened around that same time, if I'm not mistaken.
01:54:39.000That's what you do when you're at war with people.
01:54:43.000I got this letter, too, I forgot to read.
01:54:45.000I work with this farmer who owns about 80 acres of farmland that's been in his family for four generations.
01:54:50.000He just lost about 25 acres, like it's still his, but the conservation authority across the road didn't clean out one of their drains for 30 years, so it flooded his 25-acre wood lot that he uses to heat his home.
01:55:02.000He recently looked into selling off that lot to pay off his soon-to-be ex-wife.
01:55:05.000He was told he could not sell it because it's now classified as a wetland.
01:55:09.000By the way, nothing is harder on a marriage than financial problems.
01:55:14.000So if you want to destroy a man, destroy his marriage, and you want to destroy his marriage, financially incapacitate him.
01:55:21.000He, in fact, was not even allowed to cut trees on his own land because it's now wetland because they wet it.
01:55:30.000All ash trees in Canada are dead because of ash bore beetles.
01:55:33.000So it's a dead tree he's not allowed to touch.
01:55:36.000I talked to him about why the government hates farmers.
01:55:39.000He said that that's been the case for at least 100 years.
01:55:41.000He claims it's because they would rather deal with one farmer than thousands of people.
01:55:45.000So they try to make life harder with horseshit-like taxes for using fertilizer in the hopes that they sell and be owned by a corporation.
01:55:52.000Farmers are some of the hardest working people I've known.
01:55:54.000This one in particular finishes up the workday at the shop, lugging steel and running a bandsaw, then goes home to bail hay in the evening.
01:56:02.000I just hate to see these tough old guys get abused the way they do.
01:56:05.000I thought it might be worth mentioning to you guys.