Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E155 - THE QUIZ SHOW

00:00:52.000 That was MIA. 0.97

00:00:54.000 Not to be confused with Maya.

00:00:57.000 MIA is living her best life.

00:00:59.000 She's recently divorced from the Seagram's heir, so she must be drowning in cash.

00:01:05.000 Met that guy a couple of times, mulatto, because the Seagram's dad was into black chicks. 1.00

00:01:13.000 And he made a bunch of mulattos, and one of them married MIA. 0.98

00:01:21.000 And of course they got divorced.

00:01:22.000 Rich people can't hold down a marriage to save their lives. 0.98

00:01:24.000 Rich people and poor people pretty much have the same life.

00:01:27.000 They're unemployed, they get wasted a lot, and they cheat.

00:01:33.000 But this new song popular, using a, I assume some guy, some professional dancer in a costume pretending to be a robot, right?

00:01:40.000 They couldn't afford a real robot.

00:01:44.000 And it's a good quality song.

00:01:45.000 She's a very talented young artist.

00:01:48.000 Stupid.

00:01:49.000 Full of shit.

00:01:51.000 Talks about stuff like, why isn't my mother allowed to come here?

00:01:54.000 It's racist.

00:01:55.000 No, not really.

00:01:56.000 Someone not giving you something is not racist.

00:02:00.000 Citizenship is not your right.

00:02:03.000 Uh-oh, she's getting older.

00:02:15.000 You know what was annoying me earlier?

00:02:17.000 I was going pee and it still smells like cobalt.

00:02:22.000 And I farted in bed last night.

00:02:24.000 My wife was in a deep sleep, so I didn't have to do the thing. 0.56

00:02:27.000 I could just go.

00:02:29.000 Again, cobalt.

00:02:32.000 Same with my feces. 0.97

00:02:34.000 Ever since COVID, I have this metallic, bizarre, burnt firework smell to everything that comes out of me.

00:02:44.000 Probably my breath, too.

00:02:46.000 What about you?

00:02:47.000 Okay, the cobalt for me has stopped, but I took a pee the other day that was severely cobalt-ish.

00:02:53.000 But otherwise, everything.

00:02:54.000 What the fuck happened to us?

00:02:56.000 I don't know.

00:02:58.000 What have you done to my digestive system?

00:03:03.000 I'm going to look up COVID cobalt.

00:03:05.000 So my son has a sleepover on the weekend, my eldest boy, teenager.

00:03:10.000 And there's a thing now with the kids, with the 13-year-olds, where if you just have a sleeper with two guys, that's gay.

00:03:18.000 So a sleepover has to be a mob.

00:03:21.000 So it's 20 or nothing, basically.

00:03:23.000 And the damage done, it just goes on and on and on.

00:03:29.000 And I noticed no other parents do this.

00:03:30.000 And no other parents thank us.

00:03:32.000 If my kid stays somewhere else, my wife will say, thanks very much for having our kid over.

00:03:37.000 Really appreciate it.

00:03:39.000 Not one.

00:03:41.000 Some fucking idiot ate his face off.

00:03:43.000 And even though he's had the same body for 13 years, he doesn't know how to work it.

00:03:46.000 And he puked his guts out.

00:03:48.000 I think he had like three Oreo milkshakes or some shit.

00:03:51.000 When I see someone puking at a sleepover, my poor wife, I was passed out. 1.00

00:03:54.000 Had to go down there dry heaving, picking up an area of puke this big.

00:03:59.000 Yikes.

00:04:00.000 A. B, the ping-pong netting has been torn out.

00:04:04.000 I mean, I can stitch it back in.

00:04:06.000 It's not a big deal, but that pisses me off.

00:04:08.000 C, there was ping-pong balls that were shattered because they were using them to play baseball, wiffle ball with.

00:04:15.000 So like four broken.

00:04:17.000 That's a cost.

00:04:19.000 D, my Biffy's broken.

00:04:22.000 No.

00:04:23.000 Snapped off.

00:04:24.000 I noticed it because when I was sitting down, I turned it on.

00:04:27.000 I just blasted the right side of my butt cheek.

00:04:29.000 I looked down, the little lever's broken off.

00:04:32.000 Now, try to picture the idiotic gay ass move. 1.00

00:04:35.000 We're like, oh, they went to grab it or something and broke it off.

00:04:39.000 It's not easy to break off.

00:04:41.000 No.

00:04:42.000 What the fuck did you do, you stupid losers?

00:04:45.000 Now, I got a toilet seat where when you screw it on, the bottom of it breaks off on purpose.

00:04:52.000 So it's permanently sealed.

00:04:53.000 It'll never budge.

00:04:55.000 But I don't think I can unscrew it now.

00:04:57.000 I'm just going to have to break it off and buy a new one.

00:04:59.000 So that'll be 50 bucks.

00:05:00.000 Biffy's 80 bucks.

00:05:02.000 Assuming they're still...

00:05:03.000 Look up Biffy.com.

00:05:04.000 Assuming they're still open for business.

00:05:06.000 I put them on the cover of Vice in 2004.

00:05:11.000 It's my favorite bidet.

00:05:13.000 Ooh, look at that.

00:05:14.000 Rebranded American Biffy Co.

00:05:17.000 That's a Hayek.

00:05:18.000 It's run by a doctor.

00:05:19.000 Look at that whole setup.

00:05:21.000 What does that say?

00:05:22.000 I can't see it.

00:05:23.000 Get Biffy clean with our top-rated bidet attachments.

00:05:27.000 Oh, I see.

00:05:28.000 I thought they built their own entire bathrooms now. 0.98

00:05:33.000 So that's going to cost 40.

00:05:35.000 And then, I had to spend $60 cleaning the jag today.

00:05:39.000 Now you go, Gavin, what do they do?

00:05:40.000 Barf in your car?

00:05:42.000 No.

00:05:42.000 They left the garage door open all night, which meant the vermin, the raccoons, the chipmunks, the squirrels, got into our garbage, started eating away at it, aired it out.

00:05:52.000 The whole fucking garage reeks of garbage and hot garbage, and that got into my car.

00:05:59.000 My car smelled bad.

00:06:00.000 Terrible.

00:06:01.000 But dude, when was the last time you spent 60 bucks at the car wash?

00:06:04.000 Actually, 70 bucks.

00:06:07.000 I was like, the normal one's 20, and then you can keep going down circle, and I just circled the bottom right.

00:06:12.000 I'm like, outside of armor all, I don't get armor all.

00:06:15.000 I want my tires to look sexy for what, an hour?

00:06:18.000 But I live in a new car now.

00:06:21.000 Anyway, that was 70 bucks with the tip.

00:06:24.000 So it was a very expensive sleepover.

00:06:29.000 And I know what you're saying.

00:06:30.000 You're like, well, just make him pay for it and make him fix that. 0.98

00:06:33.000 Yeah, then he's just not going to have sleepovers anymore.

00:06:36.000 So I got to temper the discipline here.

00:06:41.000 I was just doing some math this morning.

00:06:44.000 Let's quiz you, Ryan.

00:06:46.000 Sure.

00:06:46.000 Take a little bit math.

00:06:47.000 Biggest killer in America.

00:06:49.000 Well, actually, it's a tie with junk food and narcotics.

00:06:53.000 So opioids is a lot of narcotics, but drugs in general is the same as junk food.

00:07:02.000 And when I say junk food, I mean the obesity epidemic, so diabetes and everything would be lumped in that.

00:07:06.000 How many a day die of opioids and or junk food?

00:07:11.000 Narcotics and junk food?

00:07:13.000 I thought that was from opiate 200 a day in America.

00:07:16.000 No, that's very specifically Oxy and heroin.

00:07:19.000 Oh.

00:07:20.000 All drugs.

00:07:23.000 Let me see.

00:07:24.000 30,000.

00:07:26.000 What?

00:07:26.000 30,000 a day.

00:07:28.000 What?

00:07:29.000 11 million a year.

00:07:30.000 Jeez.

00:07:33.000 What about smoking?

00:07:34.000 You think smoking is over, right?

00:07:37.000 I read the notes, so that's probably not fair, but 19,000 a day of money.

00:07:41.000 Yes!

00:07:41.000 Good, yes.

00:07:42.000 That's awesome.

00:07:43.000 And then alcohol is 8,000 a day.

00:07:45.000 I knew that too.

00:07:46.000 And what are we focused on?

00:07:47.000 Monkeypox, which I think is five in the world.

00:07:51.000 And math shootings, which no one's trivializing mass shootings.

00:07:55.000 But if you want to get into the math, they're not even in the top 10.

00:07:59.000 I want to talk later, too, about Islam and how we're so eager to ignore that. 1.00

00:08:04.000 We've got a funny green screen coming up.

00:08:05.000 You've all sent me this hijab video about 20 times, so don't worry, we'll get to it.

00:08:09.000 But it's amazing what the media deems is important and what the numbers say, because they're not even close.

00:08:21.000 We really are at the pinnacle of journalistic malfeasance.

00:08:26.000 The media has never been worse at their job ever in history.

00:08:33.000 I thought we'd do a little New York report.

00:08:36.000 New York Crime Reports getting some good reviews.

00:08:38.000 One bad one, about six or seven good ones.

00:08:42.000 But this is what New York looks like today.

00:08:45.000 In case you're curious, you want to move here.

00:08:47.000 Come check it out.

00:08:48.000 Here's a man.

00:08:49.000 This woman, Jacqueline Toboroff, is always talking about her neighborhood of Tribeca.

00:08:56.000 And there's a man soaked in blood, jerking off.

00:09:04.000 Could New York be worse?

00:09:07.000 Like, if there was a nuclear explosion and the whole city blew up, I wouldn't be sure whether it was terrorists or God.

00:09:15.000 Is it people that hate us or a being that loves us?

00:09:19.000 It's not clear.

00:09:21.000 And then you have these fireballs fighting to preserve the city and the boroughs.

00:09:28.000 Vicki Palladino over in Queens defends the Proud Boys.

00:09:32.000 Awesome broad.

00:09:34.000 Super funny, too.

00:09:36.000 And there's this squatter house where no one's paying rent there and the guy's dealing weed from the house.

00:09:43.000 And Vicki Palladino, instead of like filing a report or calling 311, she goes, wait, I am 311.

00:09:49.000 I'm going to go over there and give him shit.

00:09:52.000 Now this, the first thing made you hate New York.

00:09:54.000 Second thing makes you love New York.

00:09:55.000 By the way, she's always got great style.

00:09:57.000 Yeah.

00:09:58.000 She's never looked bad.

00:09:59.000 I've never been like, ooh, those shoes are kind of gross.

00:10:07.000 Yeah, this is disgrace.

00:10:09.000 Yeah, this is disgrace.

00:10:10.000 Go fuck yourself.

00:10:11.000 Go fuck yourself.

00:10:13.000 This is the disgrace.

00:10:14.000 Go fuck yourself.

00:10:14.000 No, go fuck yourself.

00:10:15.000 As that.

00:10:16.000 Just totally calm.

00:10:18.000 Yeah.

00:11:00.000 What the fuck is he gonna do with this house?

00:11:04.000 Get the fuck over there. 1.00

00:11:08.000 I don't give a fuck who you are.

00:11:10.000 You over here.

00:11:12.000 Go the fuck over there. 1.00

00:11:14.000 Thank you.

00:11:15.000 That's all I am.

00:11:17.000 What do you got in your mouth?

00:11:19.000 We.

00:11:20.000 Okay, you got this on video?

00:11:23.000 What a fucking disgusting piece of shit.

00:11:25.000 It's legal.

00:11:26.000 What's disgusting?

00:11:27.000 Her son would smash that guy's fucking face in by the way. 0.99

00:11:29.000 Oh, you know her son?

00:11:31.000 His son, I mean, her son, excuse me, is often on the crime report.

00:11:34.000 That's Tommy Palladino.

00:11:36.000 He's going to be a guest probably soon on thinner and tears more easily.

00:11:42.000 This was sixth grade in the public school system.

00:11:45.000 And under that suit, he's ripped.

00:11:47.000 He'll fuck a guy up.

00:11:48.000 Sounds like a homo, dude. 1.00

00:11:49.000 He's ripped.

00:11:50.000 And under that suit, if you were to remove that suit slowly, first, if you were to get it wet in a hotel.

00:11:58.000 If you were to get it wet first with my sweat.

00:12:00.000 If you were to peel that off of him like hot leather and just let his body shine, you would not believe the state of affairs of those fucking pecs and those lats.

00:12:10.000 If he fell into a pool and you were trying to help him get his clothes off because you know it kind of sticks to your skin, I'd be like, all right, put the arm through.

00:12:16.000 If you want to rub oil all over his body, you'd feel a lot of ridges.

00:12:19.000 And then you start giggling together.

00:12:21.000 You're like, no, no.

00:12:22.000 Now the arm first.

00:12:23.000 Dude, if you were to have a tickle competition with him, he would fucking win.

00:12:28.000 Remember that time we gotten shit from some old lady on the train at Grand Central? 1.00

00:12:32.000 Because we were joking around about dude saying, that guy's such a loser with mile-high cheekbones and his beast-stung lips.

00:12:41.000 What a fucking pretty boy.

00:12:42.000 And then you blew it.

00:12:43.000 You took it too far and you go, yeah, I don't even want his cum all over me.

00:12:48.000 And she heard that and she took us aside.

00:12:51.000 Right.

00:12:52.000 I was probably 49, 50 at the time, a few years ago.

00:12:56.000 She took Ryan and I aside and said, our language is disgusting and we are everything wrong with this country. 0.96

00:13:03.000 Like, you're not talking to 11-year-olds, you're talking to adult men with children.

00:13:09.000 I don't, you didn't have one at the time, but you know what I mean.

00:13:13.000 I go, Shut up, you cunt. 0.99

00:13:15.000 Who the fuck are you to police someone else's language? 0.96

00:13:17.000 We weren't even talking to you.

00:13:19.000 And she goes, Well, you made it loud enough.

00:13:21.000 I couldn't not.

00:13:22.000 No, you can, actually.

00:13:24.000 So you're eavesdropping, and you object to what you're eavesdropping.

00:13:27.000 Go fuck yourself.

00:13:28.000 You're everything wrong with this country.

00:13:31.000 It was like this video, but we had a good reason.

00:13:34.000 Yeah, we're the good guys.

00:13:37.000 No problem.

00:13:38.000 Good.

00:13:39.000 Have a great day.

00:13:40.000 You too.

00:13:40.000 Okay, bye-bye.

00:13:43.000 Okay.

00:13:44.000 Okay.

00:13:45.000 This is what we're going to do all day?

00:13:48.000 Yeah, the newspapers will be here.

00:13:50.000 Okay?

00:13:51.000 To do what?

00:13:53.000 All right, let's go inside.

00:13:55.000 What kind of guy is that?

00:13:57.000 I'm unfamiliar with that.

00:13:58.000 It's a major problem with modern man.

00:14:00.000 No, he plays video games.

00:14:01.000 He smokes weed all day.

00:14:02.000 He's unemployed.

00:14:03.000 He hasn't paid his rent.

00:14:04.000 He's like an Italian wigger with a... 1.00

00:14:07.000 What kind of earrings?

00:14:08.000 Yeah, it's like a guy when we almost got in that fight when the guy butted in line on the plane.

00:14:13.000 Remember?

00:14:14.000 He was a similar guy.

00:14:14.000 Yeah.

00:14:15.000 Yeah.

00:14:15.000 He had a Brooklyn t-shirt on and like slides and shorts on a plane.

00:14:19.000 Wow.

00:14:23.000 Some black dude in the southwest, I don't know, LA, has stolen our boy Drew's shit. 1.00

00:14:30.000 And he's stolen it right down to the actual questions.

00:14:33.000 What continent are you on?

00:14:35.000 Owen Benjamin provided something very cathartic to me, a gift.

00:14:40.000 And that is, don't get hung up on copyright.

00:14:43.000 He watched Dave Chappelle steal his entire trans thing. 0.76

00:14:46.000 Remember the LGBTQ in a car? 1.00

00:14:48.000 Yeah.

00:14:48.000 And the L's and the Gs don't really like the B's.

00:14:51.000 It's a verbatim ripoff of Owen Benjamin.

00:14:53.000 He doesn't care anymore.

00:14:54.000 He's like, I want the ideas out there.

00:14:56.000 I don't need my name to be attached like a little dog tag to everything I've ever said.

00:15:02.000 And similarly with this guy Drew, I think it's great that we show how shitty our public education system is in this country and how bad it's gotten and what a disservice socialism has done to the teaching industry.

00:15:16.000 So if someone wants to steal Drew's bit, his name is Drew, right?

00:15:22.000 The original guy?

00:15:23.000 I think it's Drew Hernandez, right?

00:15:24.000 Is that the guy?

00:15:25.000 No, it's not Drew Hernandez, you plebe.

00:15:27.000 Oh.

00:15:28.000 I don't even think he uses his last name.

00:15:30.000 Drew Hernandez is a totally different dude.

00:15:33.000 Jack and Joe went up the hill.

00:15:34.000 To fetch a pail of water.

00:15:38.000 To catch a pail of water.

00:15:40.000 To petch a fill of water.

00:15:41.000 To petch a fill of water.

00:15:45.000 That sounds like he snuck her the answer and she couldn't remember it for one second.

00:15:50.000 And is this a thing now?

00:15:51.000 Guys wear pearl necklaces?

00:15:53.000 I've noticed that a few times.

00:15:55.000 Do you know what a pearl necklace is, gentlemen?

00:15:57.000 It's when you jizz on a girl's neck. 1.00

00:16:00.000 You give her a pearl necklace.

00:16:02.000 It's very embarrassing.

00:16:04.000 So it either means you're my dirty whore or you're an old lady at the Academy Awards. 1.00

00:16:10.000 You don't want to be either of those things as a dude.

00:16:13.000 With his little fucking diamond earrings.

00:16:15.000 This is life without fatherhood.

00:16:17.000 It's not good.

00:16:18.000 No shit close enough.

00:16:19.000 Jack and Jill went up the hill.

00:16:21.000 I don't even know.

00:16:24.000 Hey.

00:16:24.000 Any of y'all know that?

00:16:25.000 Hell no.

00:16:26.000 Hell no.

00:16:27.000 For sure.

00:16:28.000 How many black friends do you have?

00:16:30.000 I have like three.

00:16:31.000 Hey, go to the next one.

00:16:33.000 Too many.

00:16:35.000 This woman goes, what the fuck is a nation? 0.99

00:16:40.000 I mean, that can be kind of an ethereal question.

00:16:42.000 What defines a nation?

00:16:44.000 Is it borders?

00:16:45.000 I think it's a combination of borders and culture and a common, maybe not even heritage, but a common understanding and reverence of that nation's heritage.

00:17:03.000 What continent are we on right now?

00:17:06.000 California?

00:17:10.000 What continent are we on right now?

00:17:12.000 California.

00:17:13.000 That's a cool keyboard, Ryan.

00:17:16.000 Why don't you get one of those?

00:17:18.000 Is that Premiere he's on?

00:17:20.000 Uh, yes.

00:17:22.000 What kind of keyboard is it?

00:17:23.000 Yeah.

00:17:24.000 It's all shortcuts.

00:17:26.000 Oh, yeah, I've seen that.

00:17:27.000 I know my shortcuts by heart.

00:17:29.000 I had one of those, though.

00:17:31.000 You can get one that overlays.

00:17:32.000 Those are stickers.

00:17:33.000 It's just a regular keyboard that it looks like has stickers on it.

00:17:38.000 Or you can get one that's just like a piece of silicon that goes over your keyboard.

00:17:43.000 But I already know my shortcuts.

00:17:45.000 Okay, okay.

00:17:47.000 We're on South Africa.

00:17:51.000 No, he's joking, right?

00:17:52.000 No.

00:17:53.000 What?

00:17:55.000 Sit again, South Africa?

00:17:56.000 South.

00:17:57.000 Amir.

00:17:57.000 We're on North.

00:17:58.000 What's below us?

00:17:59.000 Very North, very West Africa. 0.94

00:18:01.000 What?

00:18:03.000 America, what's below us?

00:18:04.000 No, look.

00:18:05.000 Continent?

00:18:06.000 What is it?

00:18:06.000 There's seven and we're on the north.

00:18:08.000 We're in the United States.

00:18:14.000 She's gone.

00:18:15.000 This one's just for you.

00:18:16.000 I like how they patronize each other.

00:18:18.000 Yeah.

00:18:19.000 What continent am I on?

00:18:21.000 It's called the United States, idiot.

00:18:23.000 Think I'm dumb?

00:18:24.000 I don't think you are.

00:18:25.000 You know who I am.

00:18:25.000 I know you are.

00:18:26.000 You know who I am.

00:18:27.000 You know who I am.

00:18:29.000 Yeah, guy, we don't have to keep doing the editing joke.

00:18:33.000 I like our other, the original guy, way better.

00:18:35.000 Yeah.

00:18:36.000 Me too.

00:18:38.000 Who is Harriet Tubman? 1.00

00:18:41.000 Harriet Tubman?

00:18:42.000 Who is that?

00:18:42.000 Harriet Tubman is a very important black woman, woman who helped cross slay through the railroad.

00:18:51.000 Okay, I'll give you the railroad.

00:18:53.000 She built the Underground Railroad.

00:18:55.000 She built it?

00:18:56.000 She created it.

00:18:57.000 The first black lady to... 0.97

00:19:00.000 Here's a question.

00:19:01.000 Out of everyone who knows who Harriet Tubman is, what percentage of the people think that the Underground Railroad literally went under the ground?

00:19:11.000 Right.

00:19:12.000 Or it was a railroad.

00:19:15.000 It was not a railroad.

00:19:17.000 Right.

00:19:17.000 Well, didn't they also use partially used trains?

00:19:20.000 Might have.

00:19:23.000 What else do they use?

00:19:24.000 Horse and buggies?

00:19:25.000 Horses?

00:19:26.000 Cars?

00:19:28.000 Uh-oh, now we're sounding like those.

00:19:30.000 Not cars.

00:19:33.000 Not cars, but probably snuck in some wagons.

00:19:39.000 Some wags.

00:19:40.000 Some wags.

00:19:41.000 And then just follow the North Star, right?

00:19:45.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:19:49.000 We take the Underground Railroad every day.

00:19:52.000 That's right.

00:19:55.000 Underground Railroad.

00:19:58.000 The Underground Railroad was a network of clandestine routes and safe houses established in the United States during the early to mid-19th century.

00:20:04.000 It was used by enslaved African Americans primarily to escape into free states and Canada.

00:20:09.000 Network was assisted by abolitionists and others sympathetic to the cause of the escapees.

00:20:15.000 How about you're welcome for that, by the way?

00:20:18.000 Because you know the majority of people involved in these routes were white.

00:20:23.000 Yes.

00:20:23.000 Like people always say that about apartheid.

00:20:25.000 Yeah, it was created by whites. 1.00

00:20:27.000 It was also abolished by whites democratically. 0.78

00:20:31.000 Let's look up a nation.

00:20:32.000 What defines a nation?

00:20:35.000 A nation is a community of people formed on the basis of a combination of shared features, such as language, history, ethnicity, culture, and or territory.

00:20:47.000 A nation is thus the collective identity of a group of people understood as defined by those features.

00:20:54.000 Yeah, that's what I said.

00:20:55.000 Yeah.

00:20:58.000 All right, let's start the show.

00:21:03.000 Ready for a giant monster truck to come here?

00:21:05.000 Yes.

00:21:06.000 And go that way.

00:21:08.000 That's correct.

00:21:09.000 And then there should be also a bird.

00:21:11.000 Which way does the bird come in?

00:21:13.000 Same direction?

00:21:14.000 From the opposite direction.

00:21:16.000 I don't think that's true.

00:21:18.000 Oh, no.

00:21:22.000 Beautiful, beautiful bird.

00:21:28.000 I have beginning of the show dyslexia.

00:21:31.000 I have arrows drawn on my desk of the direction of both the bird and the truck, and I just cannot get it.

00:21:39.000 It's tough.

00:21:44.000 Wait, did I include...

00:21:46.000 Shoot, I didn't include the.

00:21:49.000 Did I include the thing on the license plates?

00:21:55.000 I can search it.

00:21:59.000 Mother Vagnane.

00:22:01.000 Wait, I got a license plate.

00:22:03.000 Where?

00:22:04.000 I believe it's under racism.

00:22:05.000 Oh, okay.

00:22:06.000 Sorry.

00:22:07.000 That's good.

00:22:08.000 Keep it.

00:22:10.000 Yeah.

00:22:11.000 So that dude who wanted to kill the FBI, this is 1.9.

00:22:17.000 The media's take is, of course, Trumpism is a death cult.

00:22:22.000 And because this guy hates the FBI, then he loves Trump, which I think he does.

00:22:28.000 But to support Trump is to want to die.

00:22:34.000 That's a common narrative among the left, is that we are blind and we're in a cult.

00:22:39.000 Which is why whenever anyone asks you about Trump, you always say, I hate the guy.

00:22:43.000 I just like his followers and his policies.

00:22:45.000 It totally floors them because they just assume you're these blind Hitler worshipers.

00:22:52.000 I just thought it was such a weird take to see some lunatic want to kill the FBI and go, this is what happens when you support Trump.

00:23:00.000 And of course, we can't defend ourselves because you banned us from Twitter.

00:23:04.000 White Ohio man dies and shoot it with FBI.

00:23:07.000 Latest tragic casualty of the Trumpism death cult.

00:23:10.000 Go down a bit?

00:23:12.000 Actually, go to the end.

00:23:13.000 Let's see how he sums it all up.

00:23:15.000 Surprise you said tragic.

00:23:17.000 Yeah.

00:23:19.000 Can you blame them?

00:23:20.000 Not for the violent reaction, but the impotent ideology.

00:23:23.000 Everyone who hates them also hates Trump.

00:23:26.000 And so they can't let go of him no matter how much it hurts them.

00:23:30.000 They simply lack the political vocabulary to reach out for something more honest and substantial.

00:23:35.000 Honest?

00:23:37.000 Who is more honest than Trump?

00:23:41.000 To them, winning is when Trump became president, and anything else is inconsequential.

00:23:46.000 They'll latch onto the Trump train and never come to understand that the actual victory they want is difficult and will never be provided to them by the Republican Party.

00:23:54.000 There's something depressingly poetic about the last stitch of popular white tribalism trickling out from a Jew-supporting reality TV star. 0.91

00:24:05.000 There's something depressingly poetic.

00:24:08.000 So it's just assumed that all whites are anti-Semites.

00:24:12.000 And if only we understood that this Hitler we worship likes Jews, we would be floored. 0.98

00:24:18.000 This is the problem with banning us from social media.

00:24:21.000 You go off at these tangents and you have no idea who we are.

00:24:25.000 And you have no idea who you are.

00:24:29.000 For example, here's a fucking major scoop going down.

00:24:35.000 The raid on Mar-a-Lago.

00:24:38.000 Who did it?

00:24:40.000 Who okayed it?

00:24:41.000 Well, there's, of course, Jeffrey Epstein's lawyer.

00:24:44.000 But there's also this guy, John Carlin and Lisa Monaco.

00:24:50.000 Okay?

00:24:51.000 They're both Attorney General deputies.

00:24:54.000 One is, Lisa Monaco is the state's Deputy Attorney General.

00:25:00.000 And then John Carlin is just an advisor to the Deputy Attorney General.

00:25:05.000 And they're both intimately involved in okaying this and seizing the documents.

00:25:10.000 Why, though?

00:25:11.000 Why did they not just ask him?

00:25:14.000 Why didn't they do it months ago?

00:25:18.000 Why now?

00:25:19.000 And why won't they tell us anything about it?

00:25:21.000 Well, they've made it part of an ongoing investigation.

00:25:24.000 And the CIA isn't going to tell you about an ongoing investigation, right?

00:25:28.000 Guess what's going on here?

00:25:30.000 This is the quiz show.

00:25:36.000 I'll give you a clue.

00:25:37.000 These two are also heavily involved in RussiaGate.

00:25:42.000 Here's what's going on.

00:25:43.000 By the way, RussiaGate was so fucking stupid.

00:25:47.000 The dossier implied that Trump wanted two prostitutes to pee on a bed that Obama had either slept in or was going to sleep in.

00:25:55.000 Who cares?

00:25:57.000 Let's make it true.

00:25:58.000 Okay?

00:25:59.000 That's gross.

00:26:00.000 Germaphobes don't usually pay women to piss on things. 1.00

00:26:03.000 So what if he did?

00:26:04.000 I couldn't care less.

00:26:06.000 I pissed a bed a couple months ago.

00:26:10.000 Boring.

00:26:13.000 So here's what's going on.

00:26:16.000 These two know that they have a sort of Damocles hanging over their heads because they're involved in Russia Gate.

00:26:23.000 RussiGate was a lie.

00:26:25.000 It was a fake dossier created by one of Hillary's plebes, and they used this fake dossier to justify all kinds of spying on the Trump campaign. 0.99

00:26:36.000 One of the most egregious political acts in American history.

00:26:39.000 And Trump has decided, I've got all this proof here.

00:26:43.000 I'm going to hit them with it, and these people are going to jail, as they should.

00:26:48.000 So they go, I got an idea.

00:26:54.000 Let's break into his house.

00:26:55.000 We'll use the FBI, get all of the evidence against us, and then just put it in a vault with a note on the door that says, do not enter, part of an ongoing investigation.

00:27:07.000 Now we're in control of the evidence.

00:27:12.000 That's what's going on with the raid.

00:27:14.000 They are covering their tracks.

00:27:16.000 They are hiding the Russiagate evidence.

00:27:20.000 This is what Cash Patel, the previous, what was he, DA?

00:27:26.000 Deputy Attorney General.

00:27:27.000 Who's Cash Patel?

00:27:29.000 This is what he's been pushing.

00:27:31.000 He said it on that chick who looks like she's crying all the time. 0.74

00:27:34.000 Monica Borticelli or whatever her name is. 1.00

00:27:37.000 Very attractive lady. 0.88

00:27:38.000 And the fact that her eyes are always wet makes me kind of horny. 0.99

00:27:41.000 That's not a good feature of a man.

00:27:43.000 Cash Patel was the former chief of staff and Secretary of Defense under Donald Trump.

00:27:56.000 That's what's going down, folks.

00:27:59.000 See, one of the problems with the left's smug attitude, their smug Marxist attitude, is they don't question anything anymore.

00:28:06.000 And they just look at us and say, oh, you're part of a death cult, you stupid boy.

00:28:09.000 Just like that chick at the beginning who said, the United States of America? 0.59

00:28:14.000 That's how they talk about us.

00:28:17.000 Meanwhile, there's all of this shit happening around us.

00:28:20.000 We're red-pilled.

00:28:20.000 So we look around and go, yeah, I wouldn't worry about our death cult.

00:28:23.000 I would worry about, say, the $40 billion that went to Ukraine.

00:28:26.000 Hey, we've got, what was it, 87,000 IRS officials that are now armed coming to get us and go through our books?

00:28:34.000 If you're looking for tax money, go to Ukraine. 0.97

00:28:36.000 There's $40 billion of it there.

00:28:39.000 But look at this scene.

00:28:40.000 Now, I texted this to a guy I know who's been over there a few times because he wants some of that $40 billion, by the way, and he works with contractors.

00:28:47.000 And I go, you said you saw bombed out buildings.

00:28:50.000 You said Kiev looks untouched.

00:28:52.000 What's going on?

00:28:53.000 Is this war real or not?

00:28:55.000 You've been there.

00:28:56.000 And he goes, I don't fucking know.

00:29:00.000 Explain to me what this clip is, please.

00:29:20.000 Actually, Ryan, just like you caught me that time when I said that the tranny cop on vacation was real, let's make sure this isn't some clip from a movie set. 0.98

00:29:32.000 If you scroll down, that's one cool thing about Twitter.

00:29:35.000 You scroll down and they're like, this is from the movie Predator that was shot in, you know, Bosnia.

00:29:45.000 But no one seems to have an answer.

00:29:48.000 I just saw this on Canadian TV without the cameras.

00:29:55.000 Literally this morning on the morning news, exact buildings actually recognized some of the people as they were being interviewed.

00:30:01.000 What in the hell is going on?

00:30:03.000 What in the hell is going on?

00:30:06.000 And why aren't you libs more dubious?

00:30:11.000 Wait, it actually is a movie set about the Russian invasion, but not being passed off as news.

00:30:18.000 Wait, what's that?

00:30:19.000 Post misrepresents video of Ukrainian film production.

00:30:23.000 The video filmed in a town near Kiev.

00:30:30.000 Ukrainian film based on the region of Hyuva.

00:30:32.000 Recorded the footage that confirms it.

00:30:34.000 So they're making a movie.

00:30:36.000 Okay.

00:30:37.000 Crouch shows a crew filming around a crowd of people running near destroyed buildings in Hostomel, an apartment building with a massive hole blown through it or showed in the background.

00:30:46.000 So in a war-torn area, they're filming a movie.

00:30:50.000 Yeah, can you do that in a real war?

00:30:54.000 Like in World War II, can you shoot a World War II drama in 1944?

00:30:58.000 You save a lot of money on props.

00:31:00.000 Just go to the actual concentration camps.

00:31:03.000 You don't have to get a bunch of CGI skinny Jews. 1.00

00:31:06.000 They filmed three kings during the Gulf War.

00:31:10.000 Just kidding.

00:31:10.000 Oh, really?

00:31:11.000 No.

00:31:11.000 Just kidding.

00:31:12.000 That would be insane.

00:31:15.000 All right, let's jump over to Marxism.

00:31:16.000 So it looks like that is a little less mysterious than we thought.

00:31:20.000 But I saw this interesting take by Dinash.

00:31:25.000 Remember, I'd said this before, actually, that this isn't just rich, poor, black, and white.

00:31:31.000 It's all of these different groups.

00:31:33.000 So there's a massive separation here that with Marx was just rich and poor.

00:31:38.000 That's all Marx cared about.

00:31:40.000 Race, political beliefs, everything else was irrelevant.

00:31:43.000 It was about the working man, the proletariat, and the ownership class, the bourgeoisie.

00:31:51.000 The leftists today are more divisive than Marx.

00:31:54.000 For American socialists now, it's not just rich against poor, it's black against white. 0.54

00:31:59.000 It's male against female. 0.87

00:32:01.000 It's trade against gay. 1.00

00:32:03.000 It is legal against illegal.

00:32:05.000 So I call this identity socialism because it's a marriage of classic socialism and identity politics.

00:32:10.000 They want to cut up society eight different ways, and their goal is to cobble together a majority coalition, or 51%, of oppressed victims.

00:32:20.000 That's what they're after.

00:32:22.000 So they're worse than Robin Hood.

00:32:23.000 See, Robin Hood basically didn't keep it for himself.

00:32:26.000 He had nothing to gain in the Robin Hood story.

00:32:28.000 He was doing it because he was Robin Hood.

00:32:30.000 But see, these politicians have a lot to gain.

00:32:32.000 What they're basically saying is, you know, I'm going to rob Peter to pay Paul so I can count on Paul's vote.

00:32:39.000 So there's something in it for them.

00:32:41.000 These are Robin Hoods who are advancing themselves in the name of helping the poor.

00:32:46.000 Watch more from this episode of The Candace Owen Show.

00:32:48.000 And they want to get a majority.

00:32:50.000 And an island of misfit toys.

00:32:51.000 What a clown car of a majority it is.

00:32:54.000 From trannies to black militants to academic communists. 1.00

00:32:59.000 I mean, none of these people have anything in common.

00:33:00.000 It's like Ann Coulter said, the only thing they have in common is they hate white men.

00:33:06.000 I could have said that better, though.

00:33:09.000 Dinash. 0.84

00:33:10.000 Just saying.

00:33:11.000 Okay, well, say it then.

00:33:13.000 No.

00:33:14.000 You already shot his shot.

00:33:15.000 You know, I'm not going to.

00:33:16.000 I'm not going to pick the scalp.

00:33:18.000 I'm just saying that, you know, he's not really...

00:33:21.000 He can't really word things as good as the old JP. 0.54

00:33:26.000 Well, can you give us a hot take on it or something?

00:33:30.000 Nah.

00:33:31.000 Just saying, like, well, picture if I had done it, I would have done it with, you know, a lot more fervor, better grammar, possibly.

00:33:38.000 He had a good amount of fervor?

00:33:40.000 No, no, he was pretty fervorless.

00:33:44.000 All right, what about this angle then?

00:33:46.000 These Marxists who start this revolution and it's all about identity politics, they tend to be white. 0.97

00:33:53.000 So you're the head of an anti-white movement and you're white. 0.70

00:33:56.000 You're going to be the first to go.

00:33:59.000 Yeah, it's true.

00:34:01.000 Is that a good take?

00:34:03.000 Yeah, it's a pretty good take.

00:34:04.000 I would have said it probably a little better myself.

00:34:06.000 Like what?

00:34:07.000 What would you have said?

00:34:09.000 Yeah.

00:34:11.000 Again, I don't know.

00:34:12.000 You're not going to take a stab at that either.

00:34:13.000 No, it's like, you know, it's like a rebound.

00:34:16.000 It's sort of like how no one kills more Muslims than Muslims.

00:34:19.000 I mean, you talk about how horrible they are to live with.

00:34:23.000 Try being a Muslim. 1.00

00:34:25.000 Like that mass murdering.

00:34:26.000 They had four Muslims that were killed in wherever it was, Michigan, Dearborn, whatever.

00:34:30.000 And they go, or Ohio?

00:34:32.000 Was it Ohio?

00:34:33.000 And they just assume it's Nazis, probably Proud Boys, right?

00:34:35.000 Out on a killing spree.

00:34:36.000 And then, of course, it's a fucking Muslim. 1.00

00:34:38.000 He's Sunni, and his daughter married Shiite.

00:34:41.000 If it ain't Sunny, it's Shiite. 1.00

00:34:43.000 Maybe whites are so not racist that they can only aim their frustrations out on other whites.

00:34:51.000 Yes.

00:34:52.000 Or they're so racist that they don't even consider people darker than them a valid, you know, adversary.

00:35:00.000 Okay, that is a good take.

00:35:01.000 Yeah, I told you I could have done it.

00:35:03.000 I mean, Dinesh is, I'm not going to say he's a hack.

00:35:05.000 He's a friend.

00:35:06.000 He's fine.

00:35:07.000 But, you know, I could have done better than that.

00:35:11.000 Okay.

00:35:12.000 It's sort of like the smallpox thing.

00:35:14.000 Remember, there's this myth that we gave the Indian smallpox blankets?

00:35:17.000 No.

00:35:17.000 Someone suggested that, and his boss said, I don't want to do that because if we're making smallpox as a weapon, we're going to get it.

00:35:25.000 It's going to get on us.

00:35:26.000 And that's what's happening to Marxism.

00:35:27.000 They're trying to make smallpox blankets and they're getting it on themselves.

00:35:30.000 And I love it.

00:35:31.000 Go to 2-1.

00:35:35.000 This is beautiful.

00:35:36.000 White teachers, and they're responsible for this kind of shit, too. 1.00

00:35:41.000 They're the ones who came up with this plan.

00:35:43.000 Minneapolis Teachers Union Agreement stipulates white teachers be laid off first, regardless of seniority.

00:35:50.000 I wonder if this is going to red pill any of them.

00:35:53.000 Jesus, Jane Prino is getting hotter every day. 1.00

00:36:09.000 You made a tough decision.

00:36:10.000 Why did you decide to leave the teaching profession?

00:36:15.000 For my mental health would be the main reason.

00:36:19.000 It was just too much to do, too much to catch up on, too much to...

00:36:26.000 It was very overwhelming to have to try to catch kids up one, two, three, four grade levels in a year.

00:36:32.000 I mean, is that because of COVID and the people trying to do Zoom class for a while?

00:36:38.000 Well, I think it's partly.

00:36:39.000 This is stupid.

00:36:40.000 Shut up, bitch. 1.00

00:36:41.000 She's just lazy. 1.00

00:36:43.000 You don't like going home at 3 p.m. and having four months off a year?

00:36:46.000 That's got nothing to do with the Marxist thing.

00:36:49.000 Go down a bit.

00:36:52.000 I hate when they do that.

00:36:53.000 They've got a video that's not related.

00:36:56.000 No, no, no.

00:36:56.000 Blow up the opening paragraphs.

00:37:00.000 An agreement between the Minneapolis Federation of Teachers Union and the school district states that the white teachers will be laid off before teachers of color, regardless of their seniority.

00:37:09.000 The agreement, which was reached to end a two-week teacher strike last spring, says that starting this school year, if accessing...

00:37:18.000 What the fuck?

00:37:20.000 That's how you fire someone?

00:37:21.000 You access them?

00:37:22.000 This is like something at a Blade Runner.

00:37:24.000 We retire the replicants.

00:37:26.000 If accessing a teacher who is a member of a population underrepresented among licensed teachers in the site, the district shall access the next least senior teacher who is not a member of an underrepresented population.

00:37:40.000 How do you understand this language?

00:37:43.000 They really are good at turning English into a ball of twine. 0.98

00:37:48.000 Accessing teachers, that's not even excising.

00:37:53.000 Accessing teachers is the process by which staff are reduced at a particular school due to a drop in enrollment, funding, or other reasons.

00:38:02.000 Greeman further goes on to say that when reinstating teachers, the district shall prioritize the recall of a teacher who is a member of a population underrepresented among licensed teachers in the district.

00:38:13.000 They have their own fucking language. 0.51

00:38:21.000 I just have one story for the LGBT War on Kids, so let's not do the interstitial. 0.92

00:38:25.000 Got it?

00:38:26.000 Let's just jump to 2-3.

00:38:28.000 You know what?

00:38:30.000 They're taken care of.

00:38:31.000 They have benefits if they're laid off, right?

00:38:35.000 Is that kind of a good deal for them to be like, yeah, lay us off first.

00:38:40.000 You can virtue signal and be like, oh, lay me off first, so I'll let the people of color, you know, work or whatever. 1.00

00:38:44.000 But meanwhile, you're getting Benny's.

00:38:46.000 Oh, yeah.

00:38:46.000 No point, Jordan.

00:38:47.000 Maybe it's a scam.

00:38:49.000 They came up with this so they could give themselves a virtue signaling out free pension.

00:38:55.000 So true.

00:38:56.000 Like that Antifa teacher who Project Veritas caught.

00:39:00.000 They just got rid of him.

00:39:01.000 Fired.

00:39:02.000 Nice.

00:39:03.000 Oh, with four years' pay.

00:39:06.000 What the fuck?

00:39:07.000 He's probably making $70,000 a year.

00:39:09.000 So a quarter million dollars.

00:39:11.000 He was rewarded for being a radical communist anarchist who was brainwashing our kids.

00:39:16.000 That's the teachers' unions, folks. 0.65

00:39:18.000 That's a lot of unions.

00:39:20.000 Look, I'm not anti-union if it's private.

00:39:22.000 I'm not anti-union if you have the choice to build a building with non-union electricians or union electricians.

00:39:29.000 No one could argue with that.

00:39:30.000 It's up to you.

00:39:31.000 In fact, you're going to have a much better building if you go with the union.

00:39:34.000 It's public unions.

00:39:36.000 Taxpayer-funded unions.

00:39:37.000 Those are the evil, corrupt ones, obviously, because they can't get fired.

00:39:42.000 Yeah.

00:39:42.000 Speaking of evil and corrupt, I mean, if you look at that Jordan Peterson guy, I mean, who's talking crap about people sitting at home?

00:39:50.000 I mean, he was on drugs and just eating meat all the time like a toad.

00:39:56.000 So it's pretty rich that he would come at me, just saying.

00:40:00.000 You know, I don't need you guys having your own petty little civil war when I'm trying to do a show.

00:40:06.000 Well, you know, I didn't really start it, right?

00:40:08.000 I mean, I made a video that you used for your show, and it worked out pretty good.

00:40:12.000 I think I worded everything pretty nicely, but somebody comes along and starts throwing some shade, and yeah, I'm going to come here, and I'm going to hold it down.

00:40:20.000 I understand.

00:40:21.000 I appreciate that, and I think it's justified.

00:40:24.000 My point is, I'm trying to do a show here, entertain people, show them various logos, and you guys have this petty fight about who's smarter and who could have said it better.

00:40:33.000 By the way, without providing any evidence.

00:40:36.000 No, he did terrible at that.

00:40:37.000 And yet again, I mean, I'm sorry, I'll leave.

00:40:41.000 But, you know, he did start all of this.

00:40:45.000 Okay.

00:40:46.000 You reminded me of my next subject, Islam.

00:40:48.000 But I just got to squeeze in this faggot. 1.00

00:40:50.000 Two or three.

00:40:56.000 So this guy, remember, phalloplasty is the thing we make fun of the most.

00:41:02.000 I think it's even more ridiculous than cutting your dick off.

00:41:05.000 Because at least when you cut your dick off, the hole that remains, it's kind of vaginal-esque. 1.00

00:41:12.000 I mean, there's problems with it.

00:41:14.000 It still grows hairs on the inside, and then with the constant boning, those hairs become cat-gagging hair balls that are pushed up into your uterus, and then they rot and stink.

00:41:26.000 So that's retarded. 1.00

00:41:28.000 But removing a giant part of your forearm to essentially just stick a tube on a lady's peehole is retarded. 0.99

00:41:40.000 And apparently it sucks.

00:41:42.000 I started FAFWASI back in March 2020.

00:41:46.000 And we were in March 2022.

00:41:49.000 And we're not even halfway through the process.

00:41:52.000 To put it lightly, the past year has been them trying to fix their F up.

00:41:58.000 Your F up.

00:41:59.000 Yeah, your F up, dude.

00:42:01.000 This is like morbidly obese people.

00:42:04.000 When you see them in the ER, especially upstate New York, like by Port Jervis, they're always bitching about this asshole doctor who said he was going to fix this and he didn't.

00:42:16.000 Yeah.

00:42:17.000 It's like blaming the, there's got a pit crew working on his penis down there.

00:42:22.000 He's blaming them.

00:42:22.000 You're the one who came up with the retarded idea of adding a phallus.

00:42:26.000 Yep.

00:42:27.000 I have a fissula, which is the abnormal connection between my urethra and my rectum.

00:42:33.000 Meaning the P-tube is pretty much going through my rectum, which is causing ongoing UTIs, urinary tract infections.

00:42:43.000 And so...

00:42:44.000 How did it get down there?

00:42:46.000 Yeah, that's a good question.

00:42:46.000 I thought the lady's vagina is like this.

00:42:49.000 There's the main hole for the penis and the babies, and then there's a little tiny P-hole, I guess, above the clit. 1.00

00:42:55.000 I'm not even positive where the piss hole is.

00:42:57.000 You just stick a tube on that.

00:43:00.000 I guess they reach in and they grab it and pull it.

00:43:03.000 Okay, now it's just going forward.

00:43:05.000 The butthole's way back here.

00:43:09.000 Maybe they severed it so they could pull it out.

00:43:11.000 They went.

00:43:12.000 Maybe, maybe.

00:43:13.000 Like, you know, with the strings on a sweatshirt and you're playing with it and then just went whoop.

00:43:19.000 And like, where's the string for my sweatshirt?

00:43:21.000 This hole has no string.

00:43:22.000 It's coming out of your butthole.

00:43:24.000 What?

00:43:28.000 When I had surgery back in July is when they tried it first fixed fish that I'm going from above.

00:43:34.000 And so that gave me an ostomy bag at age 27.

00:43:38.000 At age 27, I am pooping in a bag.

00:43:42.000 Isn't it called a colostomy bag? 0.53

00:43:46.000 Right.

00:43:48.000 Oh, yeah, that's the weird part.

00:43:51.000 No, a lot of people have colostomy bags, idiot. 0.71

00:43:54.000 Yeah.

00:43:54.000 The front business is really what.

00:43:56.000 This past week and a half ago, went back in for another surgery to try to fix the same issue, but this time going through with a rectum.

00:44:05.000 And so now after that, I had two catheters put in, a Foley and an SP.

00:44:13.000 And the Foley catheter is out.

00:44:15.000 The SP we're still rocking with, sadly, to this day.

00:44:19.000 But my warning is that as much as we want to think our transition is about the physicality and making sure that we look the part, there's so much more to being a man or a woman than how we appear.

00:44:34.000 And I wish I knew that back before I had the surgery because I feel like now I'm living with these issues.

00:44:42.000 Just do mailbag at censored.tv.

00:44:45.000 What is it?

00:44:46.000 A lot of time, a lot of effort, money, too.

00:44:49.000 I have a hard time getting close to anyone because I feel like during these past two years, I've lost a lot of people, whether it's through like falling out or death or so forth.

00:45:00.000 And so I'll continue this on part two.

00:45:03.000 So continue what I was saying in regards to falloplasty.

00:45:07.000 It's something that like you need to sit down with yourself, get a pen and paper, and make a pro and con list.

00:45:14.000 I never sit down without myself to be.

00:45:16.000 Okay, let's do this.

00:45:18.000 Pro and con list.

00:45:21.000 Okay?

00:45:22.000 Con, colostomy bag.

00:45:25.000 Right.

00:45:26.000 Con, hole in forearm.

00:45:30.000 Con, not mail.

00:45:33.000 Con, no boners.

00:45:35.000 Can't use it, doesn't become erect.

00:45:38.000 Con, risk of complications.

00:45:43.000 Uh, con, no turning back.

00:45:47.000 Um, how we doing here?

00:45:50.000 For cons, doing great.

00:45:52.000 Pros might have sort of a dick that can't get hard. 0.97

00:46:05.000 Oh, another con.

00:46:06.000 Nobody wants to touch it.

00:46:12.000 Right?

00:46:12.000 You're not getting that blown.

00:46:15.000 No lesbian wants to blow you. 1.00

00:46:16.000 No straight woman wants to blow your weird cheese blints. 1.00

00:46:21.000 It has no nerve endings.

00:46:23.000 No nerve endings.

00:46:26.000 Like, I don't want to brag, trans men, but a dink, when you're in the mood, especially being uncircumcised, she can, like, go, and it feels like going into outer space. 1.00

00:46:39.000 A lot of nerve endings down there.

00:46:41.000 A lot of nerve endings.

00:46:44.000 Touches your balls like this while you're jerking off. 0.99

00:46:47.000 It's like meeting God and playing pool with him.

00:46:51.000 That sounded gay.

00:46:52.000 And winning.

00:46:54.000 That, it's your forearm.

00:46:57.000 There was more cons, right?

00:46:58.000 I'm sorry, I'm missing the first three.

00:47:00.000 Yeah.

00:47:02.000 Well, did you put in colostomy bag?

00:47:05.000 Hole in arm you got.

00:47:07.000 Not male. 0.57

00:47:08.000 You're not a male.

00:47:10.000 Oh my god, I can't believe you spelled colostomy right.

00:47:12.000 I'm a great speller.

00:47:14.000 No boners you got.

00:47:15.000 Yep.

00:47:16.000 Risk of complications.

00:47:17.000 Yep.

00:47:18.000 No turning back.

00:47:19.000 Nobody wants to touch it.

00:47:21.000 No nerve endings.

00:47:22.000 Yep.

00:47:23.000 Might have sort of a day?

00:47:27.000 I think it corrected dick.

00:47:29.000 Oh no, I guess it lets me type dick.

00:47:31.000 Might have sort of a dick.

00:47:32.000 Yeah, that's about right.

00:47:34.000 There weren't more pros?

00:47:37.000 Nope.

00:47:37.000 You get to make a video.

00:47:39.000 You get to make a video.

00:47:42.000 Yeah, is that a pro?

00:47:45.000 You can make a video, I guess, without doing that.

00:47:47.000 I don't want to be making a video saying, blank ruin my life.

00:47:50.000 Things are not going well for me if that's the title of my video.

00:47:56.000 So I would take that out of the pros.

00:47:59.000 Let's see what else this retarded lesbian has done to herself. 1.00

00:48:05.000 She turned into a word doc? 0.99

00:48:06.000 It's the pros of getting the surgery and the cons.

00:48:09.000 But just know, there's more cons than pros, in my honest opinion, because it's kind of...

00:48:16.000 Oh, yeah, no.

00:48:16.000 In our opinion, too.

00:48:18.000 In Earth's opinion.

00:48:19.000 Like, yeah, like, it's cool to look down and see, you know, but it's just the fact that.

00:48:27.000 Dude, I bet you the fucking strap-on technology now and the little latex dick you can get is awesome.

00:48:36.000 Veins, hairs.

00:48:38.000 I bet it's totally impossible to tell.

00:48:42.000 And then, when you want to have sex with your girl, you switch from this floppy one with the perfect hairs and everything.

00:48:49.000 And you could even probably invent like a where you keep your belt on and there's like a little nub and you just remove the soft dick and put on the hard dick. 0.90

00:49:01.000 Whoa.

00:49:02.000 And wear the soft dick all day. 0.93

00:49:04.000 Wear it in your pants.

00:49:07.000 True.

00:49:08.000 I bet there's even a way.

00:49:09.000 Look, if we're going to go through all this, I bet I can come up with some sort of like scooper where my latex balls I made for you scoop around your vagina and pee even comes out of the penis hole. 1.00

00:49:21.000 We can get crazy here.

00:49:22.000 We got time.

00:49:24.000 P funnel. 0.91

00:49:25.000 Women have a P funnel. 1.00

00:49:27.000 Yeah, a latex P funnel.

00:49:29.000 And then you make that the balls.

00:49:30.000 Now this is kind of unfortunate.

00:49:32.000 When you're done, you have to go to the sink, take off your penis, and put it up to the tap and just flush out all the pee. 0.95

00:49:42.000 Anyway, I'm trying to help here.

00:49:44.000 You didn't contact me first, though.

00:49:46.000 Two years later, I still don't have full feeling.

00:49:50.000 I'll go in for an exam or do testing.

00:49:52.000 They're like, oh, we're going to grab the phallus.

00:49:54.000 We're going to do this, that, and forth.

00:49:56.000 And despite them telling me they're going to do it, more than half the time, I don't feel them touching down there.

00:50:02.000 And to me, it's a concern because if I can't fully feel when someone touches me, I'm not going to get anything out of it at all.

00:50:12.000 Correct.

00:50:13.000 Especially when it comes to anything like, you know, intimate, being like physical with a partner or whoever, I want to be able to live in the moment and enjoy it.

00:50:21.000 Yeah.

00:50:22.000 You're going to have to be a giver from now on, man.

00:50:25.000 What have you done, you dummy?

00:50:28.000 That's depressing.

00:50:30.000 All right, so I'm going to do this green screen on this guy harassing a Muslim. 1.00

00:50:33.000 And I felt I have a confession to make.

00:50:37.000 And I'm not proud of this.

00:50:39.000 But when I saw it, a little piece of me said, I wish.

00:50:44.000 Just because...

00:50:45.000 Now let me spend the next fucking 20 minutes justifying that horrific thought.

00:50:49.000 Just because we see Muslim bullies everywhere we go and we see the media tripping over themselves to deny this, especially when the Muslim population gets over 10%, which you see in Britain and in Europe all the time.

00:51:06.000 All the rape stats of Sweden are non-white Muslim refugees. 1.00

00:51:11.000 And we're told by Merrick Garland that the number one threat to America, to our way of life, is white supremacy.

00:51:19.000 And the thing I love about that lie is you don't need Google.

00:51:22.000 Sit in an armchair and think back.

00:51:26.000 Think back on Pulse Nightclub, San Bernardino, Fort Hood, Chattanooga, the West Side Highway.

00:51:40.000 What else am I?

00:51:41.000 Oh, the Boston Marathon.

00:51:43.000 Those were white Muslims.

00:51:44.000 The Vaughan Foods beheading.

00:51:50.000 And you look at the Center for Investigative Reporting and all these domestic terror things, and they go, there's 115 far-right inspired terrorist incidents between 2008 and 2016, and only 63 Islamist ones.

00:52:07.000 Yeah, that's because you cast this massive net when it comes to far-right.

00:52:13.000 And it's a guy, if you hate the IRS, you're far-right.

00:52:16.000 Not anymore.

00:52:18.000 87,000 new IRS agents armed to the teeth, ready to kill me?

00:52:23.000 I think I can object to that, and it's free of the political spectrum.

00:52:26.000 They have these libertarians who hate the government.

00:52:28.000 They have more in common with anarchists.

00:52:30.000 They're a pube away from anarchists.

00:52:33.000 I would say libertarians are more far left in the sense that they are closer to anarchy.

00:52:39.000 They're closer to Antifa than they are to patriot prayer.

00:52:45.000 So that's a ridiculous definition that they use.

00:52:48.000 But even with those crazy definitions, out of these 115 far-right domestic attacks, we have 79 deaths.

00:52:57.000 And again, I'm very dubious of the definition.

00:52:59.000 However, even by their warp standards, 63 Islamist-inspired attacks, and they cause 90 deaths.

00:53:07.000 And of course, with this, again, they always start after September 11th.

00:53:12.000 Because if you include pre-September 11th, 2001, the numbers go through the fucking roof.

00:53:19.000 Dinesh looks like a Muslim. 0.98

00:53:22.000 You say?

00:53:23.000 He's the opposite of a Muslim. 1.00

00:53:24.000 He's Hindu.

00:53:26.000 But he looks.

00:53:27.000 They killed a million.

00:53:28.000 Muslims killed a million Dineshes. 1.00

00:53:30.000 Yeah.

00:53:32.000 What looks like a Muslim? 1.00

00:53:33.000 They missed one of them.

00:53:33.000 The Sarnev brothers?

00:53:34.000 Does he look like the Sarnev brothers?

00:53:36.000 Jeez, whatever.

00:53:38.000 Does he look like the Georgians in Russia or the Chechnyans or the Bosnian Muslims? 0.92

00:53:43.000 No, it's fine.

00:53:44.000 Whatever.

00:53:48.000 You know, there's a lot of brown people in the world, Jordan.

00:53:51.000 That was a weird point for him to make.

00:53:56.000 Even when they catch them doing a hoax, which they all the fucking time, this whole idea of like ripped off a hijab, I've seen women put on the hijab. 1.00

00:54:04.000 It's got a million little clips.

00:54:06.000 That's how it stays on.

00:54:08.000 It doesn't just floof off.

00:54:11.000 Which little sidebar here.

00:54:14.000 What is going on with the KKK hoods?

00:54:17.000 Have they got all kinds of elastics and shit in there?

00:54:20.000 How does it stay on?

00:54:23.000 You're on a horse.

00:54:26.000 How is it not like an eye here and an eye here?

00:54:29.000 Is there velcro and forehead pads and all kinds of shit and a little chin strap?

00:54:34.000 There has to be, right?

00:54:37.000 I mean, even on Halloween, where you wear those things with the rubber band here, the elastic cord, and it fits to your nose, even then it's like sweaty and it's falling off.

00:54:47.000 Let me see.

00:54:50.000 Anyway, you can't just rip off a hijab.

00:54:52.000 So when you hear of someone ripping it off, this is, of course, the screen grab everyone will use for this show.

00:54:59.000 That doesn't look like...

00:55:01.000 You'd have to walk the way you walk if you're balancing a plate on your head with that thing.

00:55:08.000 But I thought this was an interesting article, 23A.

00:55:11.000 So Ezra Levant points out that shouldn't this be a different background?

00:55:17.000 Yes.

00:55:18.000 What segment?

00:55:18.000 Are we in racism?

00:55:20.000 No, we're not in anything yet.

00:55:21.000 So then this is the only default.

00:55:23.000 Oh, okay.

00:55:27.000 So this Toronto girl makes up a lie about her hijab stolen, and everyone goes, you fucking lying bitch. 1.00

00:55:33.000 And they go, oh, so you're an Islamophobe.

00:55:36.000 You're attacking her.

00:55:37.000 Girl's false claim of hijab attack brings ugly response.

00:55:41.000 A poor little 11-year-old girl, wait, go back to that subhead, told a story that was a little off, and the Muslim community came under attack.

00:55:51.000 All these innocent Muslims.

00:55:54.000 Okay, that's a take.

00:55:56.000 Jeremy Newtal.

00:56:02.000 Yeah, so wanting to charge the mom is an example of Islamophobia. 1.00

00:56:08.000 Go back, click on the video.

00:56:09.000 That's just the thumbnail there.

00:56:11.000 Oh, I'm amazed that Rebel's still on.

00:56:15.000 Or remember how the 23B one?

00:56:19.000 When they got caught in the post, someone was cheating.

00:56:23.000 She was out late.

00:56:24.000 She wasn't wearing her job.

00:56:25.000 So her dad caught her.

00:56:27.000 He said, what the fuck are you doing?

00:56:28.000 And she goes, it was stolen by racists.

00:56:33.000 And he goes, that's bullshit.

00:56:34.000 And he shaved her head.

00:56:35.000 Wow.

00:56:36.000 Oh, no, he, yeah.

00:56:38.000 Wait, no, 23B, New York Post.

00:56:45.000 Remember this chick? 1.00

00:56:48.000 Oh, yeah.

00:56:48.000 Teen made up story about anti-Muslim attack on Subway.

00:56:51.000 And the annoying thing about it is when she first said this lie, but her head is shaved there after her dad found out she was lying.

00:57:00.000 De Blasio, his wife, Cuomo, everyone were tripping over themselves to apologize for the horrific, bigoted treatment that she got.

00:57:10.000 Of course, they were praying to the Lord it would be proud boys and white males doing it because that's the narrative the left craves, and it's never the case.

00:57:17.000 This is all leading up to this green screen.

00:57:19.000 What the hell?

00:57:22.000 That's the picture of Yasmin leaving the... 0.97

00:57:25.000 But why is he the keep on trucking guy?

00:57:28.000 Look at those legs. 1.00

00:57:32.000 Keep on lying.

00:57:35.000 Here's how they treat homos when they get to a certain population. 1.00

00:57:38.000 Two British gays showed up at a popular Muslim chicken shop, kebab shop, and it doesn't go well for them.

00:57:49.000 You'll never see a Darman video about this, which is like, if you genuinely care about prejudice, why isn't that your focus?

00:58:32.000 Dude, if you're gay in Britain, don't even go remotely near any part of West London. 1.00

00:58:38.000 Just avoid that entire area, Luton, Birmingham.

00:58:42.000 Leave. 0.99

00:58:43.000 If you're a gay adult in Birmingham, that's a suicide mission. 1.00

00:58:49.000 Then there was a Muslim in Britain who said, I'm not against Israel.

00:58:54.000 So they go to his house late at night and just destroy it.

00:58:59.000 This happens all the time in Britain.

00:59:01.000 When someone has a faux pas, they get their house destroyed.

00:59:15.000 He's Muslim, this guy.

00:59:17.000 But he said, I'm not against Palestine.

00:59:20.000 See, this is what happens when you don't have guns.

00:59:22.000 Try to do this in Texas.

00:59:39.000 God damn it.

00:59:40.000 Could you imagine that?

00:59:41.000 Imagine not having a gun in your house.

00:59:44.000 You just hear people coming upstairs and you go, well, that's it.

00:59:50.000 Here they are.

00:59:51.000 This is the last one I'll show before we show the green screen, so I can justify my biases.

00:59:59.000 Here's a typical confrontation between angry British Muslims and a white kid who dares to, I don't know, exist.

01:00:11.000 We saw this with blacks and that MAGA kid who was mentally handicapped. 0.97

01:00:16.000 Dude, die with your boots on.

01:00:18.000 Get up.

01:00:22.000 Fight them all.

01:00:23.000 This is not the way to react.

01:00:25.000 His father must be furious.

01:00:29.000 Look, they're making him dance.

01:00:31.000 Isn't there something in you that prevents you from allowing that to happen?

01:00:36.000 Maybe he's an only child and he's never been in a fight before and he's just like, maybe I can make this go away.

01:00:40.000 I mean, they're not punching him in the head.

01:00:47.000 Is he a gay boy?

01:00:50.000 They're probably beating him because he's gay.

01:00:56.000 How to create a school shooter, part one.

01:01:00.000 All right.

01:01:00.000 So now we can do the green screen with a good conscience.

01:01:03.000 Yep.

01:01:13.000 Come on, everybody.

01:01:17.000 If you're like me, you're sick of Muslim girls being bullied by Nazis. 0.99

01:01:21.000 It happens all the time.

01:01:23.000 And one of the things these Nazis do is they shove pork in Muslim girls' faces. 1.00

01:01:28.000 Yeah.

01:01:29.000 No, they don't.

01:01:31.000 This has happened zero times.

01:01:33.000 Pork?

01:01:33.000 No!

01:01:34.000 Yeah.

01:01:35.000 Well, how about I feed it to you then?

01:01:38.000 Eat that pork, you freaking Muslim. 1.00

01:01:40.000 What's with his face?

01:01:42.000 It's like that guy in the superhero show we were talking about the other day.

01:01:46.000 Oh, yeah.

01:01:47.000 It's like a mask.

01:01:50.000 He's got a Joker face.

01:01:52.000 Yeah, anyway, get that pork in. 1.00

01:01:54.000 Wouldn't that be funny if the next team would start going, mm, that's fucking really good.

01:02:00.000 The meat just falls right off the bone.

01:02:03.000 That's what I'm trying to tell you.

01:02:04.000 Well, cold pork took me nine hours.

01:02:07.000 I wasn't sure the picnic would be weird for our first date.

01:02:11.000 Well, if I'm being honest, I thought it was kind of cute.

01:02:15.000 Really?

01:02:15.000 Yeah.

01:02:16.000 I mean, most guys are the ugliest two people I've ever seen on television.

01:02:23.000 Darman is the internet.

01:02:25.000 Darman is a bully.

01:02:27.000 She's a one and he's a one.

01:02:28.000 And by the way, if you're a devout Muslim, as Michael Malice pointed out, you can't have the entire Lancome counter on your face.

01:02:36.000 And secondly, you can't go out on dates.

01:02:39.000 It's arranged marriage for these bitches. 1.00

01:02:42.000 What are you doing here?

01:02:43.000 They immediately invite me over to their place.

01:02:45.000 I mean, geez, get to know me a little bit.

01:02:48.000 Put a little effort forward.

01:02:50.000 Gosh.

01:02:52.000 So.

01:02:53.000 So wait, this writer doesn't know that Muslims can't hook up.

01:02:58.000 He thinks that he can write a Muslim character in a hijab who goes home with guys on the first date and just gets, what, like, face fucked?

01:03:08.000 That's not how it works.

01:03:09.000 They're not allowed to do that.

01:03:11.000 Telling me it wasn't my dashing good looks that got you to come out.

01:03:16.000 Well, when I heard free meal, I said, sign me up.

01:03:21.000 But seriously, I'm glad I came out.

01:03:24.000 I'm new to this city and I could use some friends.

01:03:27.000 Ouch.

01:03:29.000 Friends owning me already?

01:03:33.000 Well, I hope you like the food at least.

01:03:35.000 It's specially made.

01:03:37.000 Yeah, my family owns the whole restaurant.

01:03:41.000 Well, so it's like your family owns the entire restaurant?

01:03:45.000 I've known of some families that'll own like some of the chairs or a third of the kitchen.

01:03:51.000 I've never heard of a family owning an entire restaurant.

01:03:54.000 Wait, all the cutlery?

01:03:56.000 Everything?

01:03:58.000 I think my mom made this just for you.

01:04:02.000 What is this place?

01:04:04.000 Ooh, Don's Cafe.

01:04:06.000 What kind of food is it?

01:04:07.000 It's American.

01:04:09.000 I got some steak fries on this plate and some pork belly sandwich for you on the other one.

01:04:13.000 Whoa, I should have told you before.

01:04:18.000 I don't eat meat.

01:04:19.000 I'm vegan.

01:04:21.000 Really?

01:04:22.000 You don't eat meat, like, at all?

01:04:26.000 Well, I have on occasion, but I try not to.

01:04:32.000 So you're telling me you're gonna turn down this pork belly sandwich?

01:04:36.000 This pork belly sandwich?

01:04:38.000 What the hell?

01:04:39.000 Ew, especially pork.

01:04:41.000 Ew, especially pork.

01:04:44.000 It's against my religion.

01:04:46.000 To eat pork?

01:04:47.000 Yeah.

01:04:48.000 Who the fuck doesn't know that?

01:04:51.000 And why is he attracted to a Muslim in a hijab? 0.83

01:04:55.000 Isn't the whole point of a hijab, I'm not a sexual person, you shouldn't be interested in me Before marriage, how did he look through that? 1.00

01:05:03.000 This entire scenario is unfathomable.

01:05:08.000 Religion.

01:05:10.000 Oh, that just slipped out of my mouth.

01:05:14.000 I'm so sorry.

01:05:16.000 I didn't mean to say that.

01:05:19.000 All right.

01:05:21.000 It's okay.

01:05:22.000 I mean, it's your family restaurant.

01:05:25.000 You probably have to.

01:05:26.000 Does she have eyes on her eyelash on her eyelids? 1.00

01:05:28.000 It is weird.

01:05:29.000 It always looks like she's aware.

01:05:30.000 I have her eyelids there. 0.91

01:05:31.000 Did someone draw eyeballs on your eyelids so it looks like you're awake when you're asleep?

01:05:35.000 Did you think that date was going to be this boring?

01:05:38.000 Personally.

01:05:40.000 No.

01:05:41.000 I'm just dumb.

01:05:45.000 Yes, you are.

01:05:46.000 You both are, actually.

01:05:48.000 You know what?

01:05:49.000 The beginning of this video started out pretty bad.

01:05:52.000 This date doesn't seem to be going so bad.

01:05:55.000 Right?

01:05:57.000 You're Muslim. 0.75

01:05:58.000 Is that what the thing on your head is all about?

01:06:00.000 Yes.

01:06:01.000 No, it's a big yamaka.

01:06:05.000 I am.

01:06:06.000 I'm not a practicing Muslim like I was growing up.

01:06:10.000 I mean, technically, I'm not even supposed to be out with a guy like I am right now.

01:06:16.000 So how the fuck are you kind of an atheist Muslim, but you still take one of the most devout aspects, and that's wearing a hijab?

01:06:26.000 By the way, pretty badly.

01:06:28.000 Doesn't it look kind of diapered on?

01:06:31.000 I bet that actress has never worn that before. 0.99

01:06:35.000 And someone, like the stylist on the set, just like Google imaged hijab.

01:06:40.000 And they just sort of took a tea towel and threw it on her head. 0.99

01:06:44.000 Like, this doesn't look right.

01:06:47.000 Isn't it supposed to be pretty snug?

01:06:50.000 Look at these wrinkles here.

01:06:51.000 And then just sort of tied in a knot.

01:06:55.000 I'm kind of in this weird space of not being really sure, but I do have my beliefs about things.

01:07:01.000 And you don't believe in dentists.

01:07:03.000 Okay.

01:07:03.000 That's for sure.

01:07:04.000 I have a lot to learn.

01:07:05.000 And you don't believe in dermatologists.

01:07:08.000 These guys are anti-science.

01:07:11.000 At least they're not shallow.

01:07:12.000 Stop.

01:07:13.000 What is going on with these my eyes aren't closed eyeballs?

01:07:18.000 Is that just like a birthmark or something and a wrinkle?

01:07:22.000 It's very unfortunate.

01:07:24.000 This woman is a one. 0.98

01:07:28.000 Hey, why don't we switch plates and you can pick off the fries?

01:07:30.000 Why don't we switch places?

01:07:31.000 I'll have shitty teeth and you can have shitty skin. 1.00

01:07:36.000 Pick off the fries.

01:07:38.000 Okay.

01:07:38.000 What, with a BB gun?

01:07:40.000 Brian and Jasmine hit it off.

01:07:43.000 They enjoyed one another's company.

01:07:45.000 Jasmine was new to the city, so she enjoyed making a new friend.

01:07:48.000 They went on hikes together, worked out together, rode bikes together.

01:07:51.000 Brian, on the other hand, felt a little bit different.

01:07:53.000 He was in love with Jasmine.

01:07:55.000 He had the biggest crush on her and had a hard time accepting the fact that she only saw him as a friend.

01:08:01.000 Brian sat back and thought he can friend his way into a relationship.

01:08:04.000 Things seemed to be going okay until one day when Jasmine ran into an old classmate of hers.

01:08:09.000 Oh, yeah.

01:08:11.000 Can I just stop you?

01:08:14.000 This is totally off topic.

01:08:15.000 Well, not really.

01:08:16.000 But I once hung out with David Chang, the guy, he's got those restaurants, Fuck Your Mama.

01:08:23.000 Mamofuko.

01:08:24.000 Mama Fuco. 1.00

01:08:26.000 And he told me something fascinating.

01:08:29.000 I've mentioned it to you before, but he was hanging out with this insanely hot supermodel, kind of a little bit trashy, like pussycat doll vibes.

01:08:37.000 And he started to sense that he was getting pushed into the friend zone.

01:08:42.000 So he preempted it.

01:08:44.000 He stepped in front of it.

01:08:46.000 And he friendzoned her.

01:08:49.000 And he started going, you got to fucking hook me up with one of your friends.

01:08:53.000 You got to know some single chicks. 1.00

01:08:55.000 And she was like, she was totally confused.

01:08:58.000 She was about to friendzone him.

01:09:00.000 And then he made it clear she's already been his friend forever.

01:09:05.000 It was brilliant.

01:09:07.000 But I don't know if he got to fuck her. 0.98

01:09:08.000 But at least he saved face.

01:09:10.000 And the Chinese love saving face, even though he's Korean. 0.89

01:09:13.000 About you?

01:09:16.000 Oh my gosh, Suji!

01:09:20.000 Who's that?

01:09:21.000 No, I remember fucking you.

01:09:23.000 It was awesome.

01:09:25.000 Remember that hijabi porn we made? 1.00

01:09:28.000 That's still on Red Tube.

01:09:30.000 Remember when you gave me a hand job?

01:09:34.000 Remember when we used to eat pork all the time?

01:09:37.000 Hand jobby.

01:09:39.000 Damn it.

01:09:43.000 What are you doing here?

01:09:44.000 Well, everyone's always talked about California being the place to be.

01:09:47.000 And I mean, with this weather we have, come on.

01:09:50.000 Wow, it's been like, what, four years?

01:09:53.000 You look great.

01:09:55.000 Her hijab is falling off.

01:09:56.000 It looks even worse than it did at the beginning of this thing.

01:09:58.000 Now it's just a blanket on her head.

01:10:02.000 You've grown.

01:10:04.000 Oh.

01:10:04.000 Thanks.

01:10:05.000 Yeah, you know, I got really into fitness.

01:10:06.000 It's part of the reason I moved out here.

01:10:08.000 Aye.

01:10:08.000 Well, you know what?

01:10:09.000 I actually opened my gym.

01:10:09.000 You got into fitness?

01:10:10.000 You should stop by sometime.

01:10:12.000 Wait, what did he do?

01:10:13.000 He opened a gym?

01:10:14.000 Go back.

01:10:16.000 Oh.

01:10:17.000 Thanks.

01:10:18.000 Yeah, you know, I got really into fitness.

01:10:19.000 It's part of the reason I moved out here.

01:10:22.000 Well, you know what?

01:10:22.000 I actually opened up my own gym.

01:10:24.000 You should stop by sometimes.

01:10:25.000 This writing is so bad.

01:10:27.000 The person who wrote this is clearly not familiar with how businesses work.

01:10:30.000 Someone moves to LA, probably the most competitive gym market in the world, and then they just open their own.

01:10:38.000 Or some families open some of a restaurant.

01:10:40.000 Some families own the entire thing.

01:10:47.000 Oh, sorry.

01:10:48.000 Sergio, this is Brian.

01:10:50.000 Brian, this is a mass shooter with shits all over his face.

01:10:54.000 Sorry to see you over there, little guy.

01:10:56.000 No, it's okay.

01:10:57.000 We're just hitting.

01:10:58.000 Who the fuck says...

01:10:59.000 Anyways.

01:11:00.000 Oh.

01:11:02.000 So are you guys friends or yeah, we've been talking.

01:11:06.000 I think it's been serious.

01:11:08.000 Yeah, that's not how people talk to each other.

01:11:12.000 Are you guys fucking or can I fuck her? 1.00

01:11:16.000 Okay, is her pussy open for business? 1.00

01:11:19.000 Why are they nervous like they're both high and a cop is just like, are you guys...

01:11:22.000 Would you guys be offended if I fixed her hijab and put it on correctly? 1.00

01:11:26.000 I'm feeling a little blasphemous.

01:11:29.000 People that know How hijabs are worn?

01:11:32.000 I can't hear you, dude.

01:11:36.000 That's what people that know what a hijab is supposed to look like, they probably see right now. 0.92

01:11:43.000 That's not how you do it.

01:11:45.000 Yeah, we've been talking.

01:11:46.000 I think it's getting serious.

01:11:50.000 Okay.

01:11:51.000 Okay, well, um, hey, look, I don't want to get in anyone's way about anything, but um, you should come by the gym sometime.

01:11:57.000 Check it out.

01:11:58.000 Yeah, where is it?

01:11:59.000 So much to catch up on.

01:12:01.000 Yeah.

01:12:02.000 Yeah.

01:12:02.000 Do you just Google gyms?

01:12:05.000 It's right around the corner.

01:12:06.000 If you want to just come by, pop your head in real quick.

01:12:09.000 Um, is that okay with you?

01:12:11.000 I'll be right back.

01:12:13.000 Yeah.

01:12:13.000 I'll just stand here being short and small with zits all over my face, looking like an extra from the Warriors.

01:12:21.000 No problem.

01:12:22.000 Thanks.

01:12:22.000 I'll text you.

01:12:24.000 See you, man.

01:12:25.000 See you, little guy.

01:12:26.000 Wow, how are you?

01:12:27.000 Too bad.

01:12:28.000 Great.

01:12:28.000 Thank you.

01:12:30.000 You look so good with your shitty teeth and your blanket on your head.

01:12:36.000 And your floppy, pudgy body.

01:12:38.000 Thank you.

01:12:41.000 Look at that white balance.

01:12:43.000 Maybe they're dying.

01:12:45.000 Oh, I get it.

01:12:46.000 He shot them.

01:12:48.000 And he shot them both in the head so fast they didn't even know.

01:12:51.000 So they just think they're still walking, but then they realize there's clouds everywhere.

01:12:54.000 Some dude hands them a harp.

01:12:59.000 Uh-oh.

01:13:01.000 That's the pre-murder twitch.

01:13:08.000 Is that him whistling?

01:13:10.000 That's every man's worst nightmare as far as shoulders go.

01:13:13.000 What are you doing here?

01:13:14.000 Hey.

01:13:14.000 Uh-oh.

01:13:15.000 You never came back from the gym the other day.

01:13:18.000 I was waiting for you.

01:13:19.000 You were waiting for me?

01:13:21.000 That was days ago.

01:13:22.000 Yeah.

01:13:23.000 Yeah.

01:13:24.000 Brian, I almost got hypothermia.

01:13:27.000 Sleeping on the street waiting for you.

01:13:36.000 Wait a minute, stop.

01:13:37.000 So this is an instructional video.

01:13:40.000 I hope it's an instructional video on how to not get murdered by a psycho, or if it's a dude, how to know when you're not wanted and you're wasting your time.

01:13:52.000 I thought the setup was about Islamophobia, but this seems to be a warning.

01:13:58.000 Hey, ladies, watch out for the Columbine guys. 1.00

01:14:00.000 And hey, guys, if you're an ugly freak who's really awkward, she's probably not that into you. 0.59

01:14:06.000 And these are for you.

01:14:08.000 I need your new boyfriend.

01:14:10.000 Where's your hijab, bitch? 1.00

01:14:16.000 Brian, listen.

01:14:18.000 Oh, did you nice guy?

01:14:20.000 Dude, you're not going to believe what just happened.

01:14:22.000 What?

01:14:25.000 What?

01:14:26.000 My elbow covered up the sea of nice.

01:14:31.000 And my depraved mind...

01:14:34.000 Brian.

01:14:35.000 Look, look.

01:14:37.000 What did you say?

01:14:38.000 No.

01:14:38.000 Yes.

01:14:39.000 Like, if it's right there, you're like, no, he's not.

01:14:44.000 He's a white guy.

01:14:45.000 Listen, you're...

01:14:47.000 Is he into rap or something?

01:14:48.000 And you object to that?

01:14:50.000 Jeez.

01:14:52.000 Oh, nice guy.

01:14:54.000 Oh, I'm sorry.

01:14:56.000 You're a nice guy and a great friend, but I don't think we should see somebody.

01:15:02.000 I'm 54 years old.

01:15:03.000 And I don't appreciate that.

01:15:07.000 What do you mean?

01:15:08.000 I brought you flowers and I appreciate that, but I don't think we should hang out anymore.

01:15:14.000 I'm sorry.

01:15:16.000 Huh?

01:15:26.000 Oh, gosh, I'm so sore.

01:15:29.000 I know.

01:15:30.000 From the fucking good feeling, though.

01:15:32.000 Yeah, it kind of feels like it's not.

01:15:33.000 Yeah, it's just hard for me to sit down.

01:15:34.000 My ass is like ripped to shreds.

01:15:37.000 It looks like a baby yawning.

01:15:39.000 And when I fart, it just sort of goes, oh, you really stretched me out.

01:15:43.000 And I'm not sure Muhammad would be very happy about that. 0.99

01:15:51.000 I bet you would.

01:15:53.000 Seeing as I am so sore, I wouldn't mind that one bit.

01:15:57.000 Look, they had to shoot the first scene the same as this scene, and they didn't even change her shirt. 0.99

01:16:02.000 I think that's what she was wearing at the beginning of this whole thing.

01:16:05.000 And she still has pupils on her eyelids.

01:16:08.000 By the way, Muslims, don't kill me for that earlier quote about the Prophet.

01:16:11.000 Praise be due to Allah.

01:16:13.000 I love Allah.

01:16:15.000 I'm nuts about him.

01:16:17.000 Awesome guy.

01:16:17.000 Muhammad rocks.

01:16:19.000 So true.

01:16:21.000 Seeing as I am so sore, I wouldn't mind that one bit.

01:16:25.000 My bad.

01:16:26.000 So another good thing to do when you're sore is get some protein in your body.

01:16:29.000 And luckily for you, I picked up the body.

01:16:31.000 I'm going to come in your mouth. 0.91

01:16:34.000 Wouldn't it make sense if you're doing this video to get an attractive woman? 0.88

01:16:37.000 Wouldn't that make a lot more sense here?

01:16:39.000 Because I think 99% of us are watching this going, what's the, why are you upset that she doesn't want you?

01:16:46.000 Yeah, why are you trying?

01:16:48.000 I'm not upset if Brussels sprouts don't want me to eat them.

01:16:53.000 Favorite restaurants.

01:16:55.000 It's called Dawn's Cafe.

01:16:57.000 Have you ever been?

01:16:59.000 They have the best steak fries.

01:17:01.000 Oh, and they're pulled pork sandwich?

01:17:03.000 The best.

01:17:03.000 I don't know how to.

01:17:05.000 What the fuck are steak fries?

01:17:10.000 Those like thick, longer fries.

01:17:13.000 They're like a rectangular almost.

01:17:14.000 Because when you see steak frit on a menu, it's...

01:17:19.000 Frit is French for fries.

01:17:21.000 It means steak and fries.

01:17:24.000 There's a thing called steak fries.

01:17:26.000 Oh, yeah.

01:17:27.000 Oh, I didn't know that.

01:17:28.000 They're delish.

01:17:30.000 They're good.

01:17:30.000 I like...

01:17:30.000 As far as frozen fries go, those I find the most tolerable.

01:17:33.000 Yeah.

01:17:34.000 They're the most meat.

01:17:38.000 I mentioned this to you before, but uh, I'm vegan.

01:17:42.000 How has this not come up?

01:17:43.000 You guys have been dating for weeks.

01:17:44.000 Yeah.

01:17:45.000 And you knew each other previously.

01:17:47.000 Yeah, he knows you from wherever, New Jersey.

01:17:50.000 Vegan?

01:17:52.000 Like, 100% vegan or when you're training, you're constantly talking about diet.

01:17:58.000 Right.

01:18:00.000 Would you be willing to train?

01:18:02.000 hold on a second.

01:18:03.000 When did you get the food?

01:18:06.000 Before you went to the gym with each other?

01:18:08.000 Well, this is like two weeks later, you realize.

01:18:11.000 Oh, okay.

01:18:13.000 Remember, she's been in the apartment four days ago?

01:18:16.000 Right.

01:18:16.000 It's been at least a week.

01:18:20.000 Try some of this out.

01:18:21.000 These people really like picnics.

01:18:22.000 I've never had a picnic in my life.

01:18:25.000 You know, on second thought, I can't have the pork because of my religion, but I'll have the steak, guys.

01:18:32.000 Hi, girl.

01:18:35.000 You just gave away that you're gay, sir.

01:18:38.000 Pork because of my religion.

01:18:39.000 Remember that what's his name?

01:18:40.000 Brett?

01:18:42.000 The guy who did Tower Heights?

01:18:43.000 He said.

01:18:44.000 Brett Ratner.

01:18:45.000 What's his name?

01:18:46.000 Brett Ratner?

01:18:47.000 Brett Ratner.

01:18:48.000 He said, rehearsing is for fags. 1.00

01:18:52.000 Yes, it is.

01:18:53.000 Fags have to learn not to go at a girl when they're playing a straight guy. 1.00

01:18:58.000 But I'll have the steak, guys.

01:19:00.000 At a girl? 0.95

01:19:02.000 All right.

01:19:03.000 Look at you go.

01:19:04.000 Oh, you know what?

01:19:05.000 I left my protein shake back in the car.

01:19:07.000 Let me go grab it and I'll be right back.

01:19:08.000 Okay, sure.

01:19:09.000 All right.

01:19:13.000 Meanwhile, from behind the bushes, drink a protein shake right before.

01:19:19.000 Wait a minute.

01:19:20.000 If this story is about him being a psychotic stalker, what's the moral here?

01:19:24.000 Is this saying, like, watch out for psychotic stalkers?

01:19:28.000 Yeah, I know.

01:19:29.000 How do I know who's a psychotic stalker?

01:19:36.000 So, you don't eat meat, huh?

01:19:39.000 Brian, oh my god.

01:19:40.000 What are you doing here?

01:19:41.000 You don't eat meat?

01:19:42.000 You talk, oh, Brian, I don't eat meat.

01:19:45.000 I'm vegan.

01:19:45.000 Oh, Brian, let's just be friends.

01:19:47.000 We shouldn't date anymore.

01:19:49.000 He looks like a puppy.

01:19:50.000 You guys look more than just friends.

01:19:52.000 Brian, you're scaring me.

01:19:53.000 Why did he turn like South American? 1.00

01:19:54.000 Well, you guys look more than just friends.

01:19:57.000 Date anymore.

01:19:58.000 Well, you guys look more than just friends.

01:20:01.000 Brian, you're scaring me.

01:20:02.000 You're scaring me too.

01:20:04.000 I was just buying the meat.

01:20:06.000 The disrespect from you is unbelievable.

01:20:09.000 I offered you the same exact meal from my parents' restaurant of all places.

01:20:13.000 And they own the whole thing.

01:20:15.000 You'll eat with him, but not with me?

01:20:18.000 Come on, why don't you eat the pork?

01:20:20.000 You know I can't do that, Brian.

01:20:22.000 I said try the pork.

01:20:24.000 No!

01:20:25.000 Yeah.

01:20:25.000 Well, how about I feed it to you then?

01:20:28.000 Eat that pork, you freaking Muslim. 1.00

01:20:30.000 Doesn't it taste good?

01:20:31.000 Oh, you love it.

01:20:32.000 Oh, doesn't it taste good, you freaking Muslim? 1.00

01:20:41.000 What the?

01:20:42.000 Oh, what?

01:20:42.000 Hey, you okay?

01:20:44.000 Yeah.

01:20:48.000 You know what I'm saying?

01:20:51.000 Okay.

01:20:54.000 Let's get out of here.

01:20:56.000 He's going to have a nap.

01:20:59.000 I'd love to hear what the moral of this story is.

01:21:01.000 Brian was arrested and sentenced to 10 years.

01:21:04.000 Jesus.

01:21:05.000 Oh, whoa.

01:21:06.000 Pork's not that bad.

01:21:10.000 Geez, that seems a little rich.

01:21:13.000 10 years?

01:21:15.000 I mean, they probably prevented something way more serious, to be honest, but that's not okay to do, to just lock it up for 10 years.

01:21:22.000 No, what should the punishment be?

01:21:23.000 It's definitely assault.

01:21:24.000 Under a year for sure.

01:21:26.000 By God, under a year.

01:21:27.000 Like three months, tops?

01:21:29.000 I mean, he already got punched in the face for it.

01:21:32.000 We've already doled out a bit of, what's it called, vigilante justice.

01:21:38.000 How about a $2,000 fine and 30 days?

01:21:43.000 Yeah.

01:21:44.000 No probation.

01:21:46.000 10 years?

01:21:48.000 His life's over now.

01:21:49.000 He's probably, what, 25 here?

01:21:51.000 So now he's 35 and a hardened criminal because he lost his shit when he got dumped.

01:21:58.000 I hope you guys enjoyed today's life lesson with Louis.

01:22:00.000 Oh, you're the hunk guy.

01:22:02.000 He casts himself as the super hunk who saves the day in weird gray lighting.

01:22:09.000 Make sure to like and subscribe to this channel so you get notified every time we release a new video.

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01:22:19.000 Help me out here, sir.

01:22:20.000 What's the name of this guy?

01:22:23.000 Like, is the moral of the story don't be racist?

01:22:27.000 Is that what's happening here?

01:22:28.000 Because he seems more psychotic than racist.

01:22:32.000 He was clearly in love with her before when he thought she was a Muslim.

01:22:35.000 So I don't really get what the fuck you're doing here.

01:22:38.000 Oh, I know what it is.

01:22:39.000 The guy's retarded. 1.00

01:22:55.000 Watch out, Darman.

01:22:56.000 At least Dharman would say, you see, you can't kick a crippled kid in the head and think you're going to get away with it. 1.00

01:23:03.000 It's wrong.

01:23:04.000 I think that guy we just saw is the same one who had the woman with the whip.

01:23:07.000 Remember her?

01:23:09.000 She's whipping the black guy in a wheelchair and he's just like... 1.00

01:23:14.000 Taking every whip.

01:23:17.000 Yeah, that happened.

01:23:22.000 Speaking of prejudice, this is what we were talking about earlier.

01:23:29.000 Ron DeSantis has okayed a type of Florida license plate that raises money for veterans, and it says, don't tread on me.

01:23:37.000 And if you raise a certain amount of money, then you get this particular customized license plate, and the money goes to vets, something like that.

01:23:47.000 And people are objecting because it's a racist symbol.

01:23:51.000 And I thought, that's pretty profound.

01:23:54.000 Don't tread on me.

01:23:57.000 I'm not going to hurt you.

01:23:59.000 I'm just a snake in the grass here.

01:24:00.000 But if you tread on me, then I will bite you. 0.98

01:24:04.000 I don't have a problem with you.

01:24:06.000 And it goes back to that whole shit about...

01:24:09.000 Don't you think standing your ground is kind of aggressive?

01:24:12.000 These people are such maniacal bullies that if you say, I don't want to fight, but if you hurt me, I'll fight back.

01:24:20.000 That's racist.

01:24:23.000 Don't you think not being tread on is a little aggressive?

01:24:28.000 Fuck.

01:24:29.000 All right, let's do the mailbag.

01:24:32.000 Doodle little rye.

01:24:33.000 We should do like a classical version of that.

01:24:36.000 Ryan, shut up.

01:24:37.000 You don't have a die.

01:24:39.000 I want to hear like doodle little little Ryan.

01:24:41.000 Shut up. 0.95

01:24:44.000 Ryan, shut up.

01:24:47.000 Oops.

01:24:48.000 What happened?

01:24:49.000 I had other music playing in the background.

01:24:50.000 I was playing some Joker music in the background of that creepy guy with his pork.

01:24:57.000 And Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:25:04.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mail back.

01:25:10.000 Let me touch it.

01:25:14.000 A man has sent us a video that he thinks is going to make us cry.

01:25:18.000 Now, Ryan's much younger than me.

01:25:20.000 He's not a crybaby yet, but I have teenage kids and I'm old and I blubber if I see a kid draw a tiger.

01:25:30.000 I can watch a pedophile have his head ripped off and I'll yawn.

01:25:34.000 But anything involving families and people overcoming adversity, water works.

01:25:42.000 He switched his last name to match the man that raised him.

01:25:46.000 Let's see, this is right on brand with what makes me cry.

01:25:51.000 I got my last name cheers.

01:25:54.000 I'm now George Grimming Lusto.

01:25:55.000 Look at my jersey.

01:26:08.000 Love you so much, Deb.

01:26:12.000 How much I love you, right?

01:26:13.000 Yeah.

01:26:13.000 How I was like in treasure the time I had with you.

01:26:16.000 Yeah.

01:26:17.000 Now you're my world.

01:26:18.000 I got my last man change.

01:26:21.000 I'm now George Grimm, Mustafa.

01:26:22.000 Look at my jersey.

01:26:31.000 Yeah, that worked.

01:26:33.000 That is awesome.

01:26:38.000 Lil Wayne did that. 1.00

01:26:41.000 Oh, but for a...

01:26:43.000 He didn't take his dad's name because his dad was never around.

01:26:47.000 And a white cop saved his life once.

01:26:50.000 They got attacked or something.

01:26:54.000 And the police showed up.

01:26:56.000 Yeah, the police showed up and there was some sort of shootout.

01:26:59.000 He got shot.

01:27:00.000 I can't remember how, but he was dying.

01:27:01.000 And his friends jumped over him to grab like jewelry and drugs and get out of there.

01:27:05.000 And they totally ignored him.

01:27:07.000 A white cop found him, stopped the bleeding, saved him.

01:27:11.000 So he's like, I don't like my dad because he wasn't around.

01:27:15.000 And I like cops because they were.

01:27:21.000 I dropped the D because I'm junior, my father living.

01:27:25.000 But he not in my life.

01:27:26.000 He never been in my life.

01:27:30.000 Hey, fags, check this shit out at my local library in Denver. 1.00

01:27:33.000 Every single book on display in the entire children's area was either black, brown, or a girl.

01:27:38.000 So tired of this shit.

01:27:39.000 Yeah, it's really at, we've reached 100%.

01:27:42.000 Go to any children's bookstore, and it's just endless.

01:27:46.000 Girls rock, too! 0.99

01:27:49.000 How to be rock star!

01:27:54.000 I'm a girl.

01:27:55.000 Oh, look, there's even a monkey.

01:27:57.000 You're my favorite color.

01:28:00.000 Brown.

01:28:01.000 Yes.

01:28:02.000 Kind of an unfortunate place to put Curious George.

01:28:07.000 I got a pig. 1.00

01:28:08.000 Muslims won't like that. 0.99

01:28:11.000 So many black girls in books. 1.00

01:28:13.000 Young black girls must go to bookstores and think, I guess we're like 70% of the population. 0.99

01:28:20.000 Curry some?

01:28:24.000 Did you say black?

01:28:30.000 Oh, you can't hear it, but he's whispering.

01:28:32.000 Every time he passes a book, he's like, black, black, black. 0.99

01:28:35.000 Did you hear that?

01:28:36.000 No?

01:28:36.000 Is he saying black?

01:28:37.000 Yeah.

01:28:46.000 Black, black, black. 0.96

01:28:52.000 Hey, Gavin, yesterday you talked about Key and Peel suggesting making a list of most hilarious shows.

01:28:56.000 I forgot that assignment.

01:28:58.000 Oops.

01:29:01.000 Oh, yeah, the whitest kids you know, they rock too. 1.00

01:29:04.000 Whitest kids you know, yeah, that's a good one. 1.00

01:29:07.000 I'm not sure if they're in like the top 10 of all time.

01:29:11.000 There's some pretty big names in there.

01:29:14.000 I mean, if you're up against Mr. Show, do you ever see the Mr. Show camping sketch where it's the Dalai Lamas against it's like a parody of like meatballs type movies, but it's the fat camp against the Dalai Lama?

01:29:32.000 What's the dilly, Dolly?

01:29:34.000 It is an insane level of quality.

01:29:40.000 Camp Monk Academy.

01:29:42.000 All right, we got our work cut out for us.

01:29:44.000 Tomorrow is the big 500th Summer Olympic Can, and we gotta figure out how we're gonna beat those rich snobs from the fat kids camp. 0.99

01:29:55.000 William Van Landingham the third, my dear boy.

01:30:02.000 Good luck, tomorrow.

01:30:04.000 We've beaten you for the past 500 years, and tomorrow we're making it 501.

01:30:10.000 Nice bald cap.

01:30:22.000 So that's what you're up against.

01:30:23.000 Not easy.

01:30:25.000 Gavin, here's a thread about rape statistics from Sweden.

01:30:28.000 As you might expect, almost all rape is from non-Europeans. 0.98

01:30:32.000 Yep.

01:30:33.000 Alarmingly, an Algerian is 122 times more likely to commit aggravated rape than a Swede, and an Afghan is 69 times more likely.

01:30:41.000 Well, that's a sexy stat.

01:30:46.000 When aggravated and when aggravated, we see Angolans are 15 times more likely to commit rape or aggravated rape than a Swede. 0.81

01:30:55.000 Of the 25 nationalities that rated the highest, only one, Belarus, was from a European country.

01:31:04.000 The rest are all fucking Islamicist Muslims and Africans and other dirty Middle Easterners. 1.00

01:31:12.000 For assault rape, which is categorized as violent rape by a stranger, Algerians were 541 times more likely to commit assault rape than a Swede.

01:31:23.000 However, prosecutors do not even seek deportation for the majority of rape convictions against foreign nationals.

01:31:29.000 Yet, they give a white guy 10 years in prison for shoving a bun in some bitch's face. 1.00

01:31:38.000 I'm not doing that.

01:31:40.000 Okay, here's something I'm not going to show you, but I am going to show you.

01:31:43.000 It's called I Hate These Fucking People.

01:31:45.000 I can't believe the USA has an agreement with these chinks, enabling them to do a majority of our manufacturing. 1.00

01:31:50.000 The mentality of this bug nation directly conflicts with Western reasoning.

01:31:54.000 The Chinese idea of do nothing so you're not responsible is one of the most dangerous mindsets imposed on the modern world. 1.00

01:32:00.000 It goes completely against the human condition.

01:32:02.000 In the words of Tony Soprano, I hate this fucking shit.

01:32:06.000 Now, we're not going to click on the video, but I deeply regret seeing this.

01:32:12.000 Needless to say, over the course of this two-minute video, you see the young boy in the bottom right jump in the water, flail around, and slowly drown.

01:32:21.000 Whoa.

01:32:22.000 No one does anything.

01:32:24.000 Some people get into the pool next to him as he's flailing and swim away as he dies.

01:32:31.000 And then the last 30 seconds of video is a corpse lying at the bottom of the pool.

01:32:38.000 Whoa.

01:32:41.000 We're not showing it, and I wish I hadn't seen it.

01:32:44.000 But Jesus, that country is...

01:32:46.000 You know, the more you travel, the more you realize these people are not like us, but with a different background.

01:32:52.000 These people are inexorably, inseparably, irrevocably, genetically different than us, right down to their spine.

01:33:03.000 Hey, Gav and Rye Guy, my wife and I just received our hot melons g-sauce from Levinsky's top shelf.

01:33:08.000 We're excited to have some Gav memorabilia, but we're expecting this sauce to be this good.

01:33:11.000 It's got a really unique flavor.

01:33:12.000 Spicy but sweet, smoky but tangy from the peppers and the melons.

01:33:16.000 It really is a hit.

01:33:18.000 I don't think we've had this many positive reviews about sponsorship.

01:33:24.000 What up, fruits?

01:33:26.000 Ryan, the show is one fucking hour long.

01:33:28.000 Stop eating on the show and talking into the mic.

01:33:30.000 You have 23 other hours in which to consume whatever shitty food you enjoy.

01:33:35.000 Fucking Dolt.

01:33:36.000 Was yesterday your first show?

01:33:38.000 Whoa.

01:33:39.000 And then he has a YouTube link.

01:33:40.000 But I just seen a motherfucking...

01:33:43.000 I don't know why he's doing that.

01:33:46.000 Funny enough, feminist symbol, though. 1.00

01:33:49.000 Someone points out that the way they did the rosary in that Atlantic article, calling it a symbol of eight, is also the woman's symbol.

01:33:56.000 Oh, yeah.

01:33:57.000 I did not notice that.

01:33:59.000 Did you show that?

01:34:01.000 Yep.

01:34:02.000 You already showed it?

01:34:04.000 I was looking down.

01:34:07.000 Rosary became one of the most Otis extreme symbo.

01:34:11.000 Someone listens to you at the Atlantic.

01:34:12.000 I looked at that rosary article.

01:34:14.000 I looked that rosary article up as soon as I heard you mention it.

01:34:16.000 The title in the article has since changed, but the link didn't.

01:34:21.000 So when you look at the old links, you see how the rosary became an extremist symbol.

01:34:25.000 But then when you actually go to the new article, it says how extremist gun culture is trying to co-opt the rosary.

01:34:36.000 You got that yet, Ryan?

01:34:38.000 I got this.

01:34:39.000 No, Ryan.

01:34:41.000 I've read it a long time ago.

01:34:43.000 Rosary became one of the oldest extremist symbo.

01:34:47.000 It's the next purple.

01:34:49.000 Okay, purple coming up.

01:34:51.000 Holy fuck, dude.

01:34:52.000 Come on.

01:34:55.000 I'm confused by this.

01:34:56.000 What's going on?

01:34:58.000 I was confused by that.

01:35:00.000 So I got the oldest symbol.

01:35:01.000 Okay, got it.

01:35:02.000 So that's got a few pictures there.

01:35:05.000 Yep, loading them all up.

01:35:07.000 Why can't you just open the email?

01:35:08.000 I don't want to show their info.

01:35:11.000 So that's what it still has.

01:35:13.000 And the reason you can't change those because they're already cache aid, cached.

01:35:17.000 They're in the cache.

01:35:18.000 Right.

01:35:19.000 But when you go to the article, it's since changed the name.

01:35:21.000 This is all ancient news now.

01:35:23.000 I already told you all that.

01:35:25.000 This guy is called Double Hub.

01:35:27.000 I can say his name because it's a fake name.

01:35:29.000 Hello, Faggots. 1.00

01:35:30.000 Last episode on the show was pretty rough.

01:35:33.000 You have multiple retarded takes. 1.00

01:35:36.000 You said Catholicism is classist, and if you're a Catholic, you are better than blacks and natives. 1.00

01:35:42.000 That was the argument of Father Zam when he was going through the river of doubt with Teddy Roosevelt.

01:35:50.000 What the fuck are you talking about?

01:35:52.000 I don't know.

01:35:53.000 Why don't you take it up with Father Zahm?

01:35:55.000 You also said something about how women, cooking, and cleaning is a major problem. 1.00

01:35:59.000 What?

01:36:00.000 Now, if you're going to say I have wet brain and my takes are retarded, you have to articulate exactly what I said and exactly what's factually wrong with it. 0.68

01:36:10.000 I was telling you Father Zahm's interpretation of Catholicism and how it talks about the difference between savages and European men of civilization.

01:36:21.000 And yeah, women don't cook and clean anymore. 1.00

01:36:24.000 That's a major problem.

01:36:26.000 It's their role.

01:36:27.000 They're better at it than us.

01:36:28.000 And that would be the ideal scenario would be the 1950s nuclear family where men work and women cook and clean and they take care of the children and they shape the house. 0.95

01:36:37.000 You know, we're planning this trip to Paris and my wife set up all these activities for the trip and everything.

01:36:44.000 And she's like, you know, I really thrive when I have an assignment like that.

01:36:48.000 I think I'm going to get back to work.

01:36:51.000 And I'm like, yeah, not a lot of assignments are, can you plan a fun trip for you and your family in Paris?

01:36:58.000 That'll be one of your more fun assignments.

01:37:02.000 That's a 9 to 945 type of deal.

01:37:04.000 Alphabetizing the expense reports from last year's convention on capital gains is a little more of like what's going on.

01:37:15.000 Maybe do the show later in the day so you can sober up a bit before saying retarded shit like that.

01:37:20.000 Again, retarded shit like what, dude? 1.00

01:37:27.000 Kristen's wife comes out as trans.

01:37:30.000 Do a reaction video to this?

01:37:32.000 Oh yeah, I checked this out.

01:37:34.000 I don't think it's worth the green screen.

01:37:35.000 But it is exceptionally dumb.

01:37:38.000 So this is this BuzzFeed chick who's become even fatter and more disgusting than before. 1.00

01:37:43.000 And I think her attitude is like, I'm happy to have a boyfriend if he means he wears ugly his long hair and wears an ugly dress. 1.00

01:37:52.000 I'll just pretend it's like an ugly Hawaiian shirt.

01:37:54.000 And now I have a husband.

01:37:56.000 And someone wants to fuck my fat ass. 1.00

01:37:58.000 Turn it up.

01:37:59.000 And I'd like to introduce you to my lovely wife. 0.93

01:38:03.000 Yes, hi, I'm Brie.

01:38:04.000 That's me.

01:38:05.000 Yeah, like the cheese, spelt that way.

01:38:08.000 Yes.

01:38:09.000 Because that was the email address I could get on Gmail.

01:38:12.000 This is your favorite.

01:38:13.000 That's a real autistic thing. 0.99

01:38:15.000 When you watch that, whatever it's called, Undatables, no, the other one, the Autistic Show about dating, Love on the Spectrum.

01:38:22.000 Love on the Spectrum.

01:38:23.000 There's a lot of like, because that's the girl I want to meet.

01:38:26.000 Right.

01:38:27.000 And I want to get a girlfriend.

01:38:29.000 So that's what's going to happen.

01:38:31.000 That's true, yeah.

01:38:32.000 Whenever I see bitches this fat, I'm always like, what do you look like? 1.00

01:38:37.000 It's sort of like when a woman has lots of plastic surgery, you're like, I'd love to see a picture of you before you did all that to your face. 0.99

01:38:43.000 And it's the exact same thing.

01:38:44.000 I want to see a picture of you before you put food into your face and made it a circle. 0.77

01:38:53.000 And I would like you to tell everyone your news.

01:38:56.000 Okay.

01:38:57.000 As you might be able to tell, I have been changing some things up about my gender presentation.

01:39:04.000 Last year, around June, I came out as non-binary.

01:39:08.000 Yeah.

01:39:08.000 Was that June?

01:39:09.000 Okay, good.

01:39:10.000 You know, I don't want to take anything away from our non-binary siblings.

01:39:14.000 They are great and amazing and valid and wonderful.

01:39:19.000 But that wasn't me, it turns out.

01:39:22.000 One night, Christmas.

01:39:23.000 Me is a common obsession with these fucking people.

01:39:26.000 And I was able to tell you that I am and have always been a woman.

01:39:34.000 And this was in like April this year.

01:39:36.000 Yes.

01:39:36.000 Yeah.

01:39:37.000 So we've actually been, I know, it's actually been kind of like hard to keep track of.

01:39:44.000 It's actually, we've been, we.

01:39:46.000 You've had to kind of operate on two levels here.

01:39:48.000 No, we have known about this for a while, but Brie was not ready to go buy a new name and new pronouns yet. 0.95

01:39:55.000 So we respected that, and that's why when you see other videos on this channel, we refer to her as her dead name and also with old pronouns.

01:40:03.000 Yes.

01:40:03.000 With my express permission, and honestly, I wanted it that way.

01:40:09.000 I wasn't ready to make this kind of statement yet.

01:40:12.000 Yeah, that's your instincts telling you that what you're doing is retarded. 1.00

01:40:15.000 That's something that I want to share with everyone.

01:40:18.000 If for also whatever reason you see videos that come out after this, then also referring to her with her dead name and cards.

01:40:24.000 Shut up, you losers.

01:40:26.000 A disgusting fat pig who's overindulged herself to the point where she's virtually unlovable finally finds someone who's so autistic and mentally damaged that he wears a ridiculous costume every day and hides out in her folds. 0.99

01:40:40.000 Okay.

01:40:41.000 You found each other.

01:40:42.000 Congrats.

01:40:43.000 Now get out of my face. 1.00

01:40:44.000 I'm eating.

01:40:46.000 That letter yesterday about Crime Report being bad is totally wrong.

01:40:50.000 I was cracking up at work with my headphones in looking like a psycho listening to that.

01:40:56.000 True.

01:40:57.000 Fuck you, Batman Is Real and he protects girls in the New York City subway.

01:41:04.000 There's no girls here. 0.98

01:41:06.000 Is that a girl on the guitar? 0.88

01:41:12.000 So fake.

01:41:18.000 I've seen that bum in a bunch of other fake videos. 0.86

01:41:21.000 I think they hire him to do fake shit.

01:41:25.000 See the way he slowed down too at the end of the video there?

01:41:29.000 Amateur hour at the Apollo.

01:41:36.000 Let's end with Miss Hitler in Scotland. 1.00

01:41:41.000 This one is weird.

01:41:42.000 I knew that Scotland had lost the plot as far as politically correct goes, but I didn't know they were as ridiculous as a Darman ripoff punishing a bun shover and giving them 10 years. 1.00

01:41:54.000 Jailed Miss Hitler beauty queen, Alice Cutter, 25, could be freed early from prison where she's being held for far-right terrorism crimes. 0.96

01:42:04.000 She was jailed for three years for being in a terrorist group.

01:42:07.000 She was convicted of being a member of the far-right group National Action.

01:42:11.000 Okay, so when I read that, I go, good.

01:42:15.000 What's National Action done?

01:42:16.000 Do they murder people?

01:42:17.000 Do they go shoot up synagogues? 0.83

01:42:19.000 We should catch those terrorists.

01:42:21.000 But I have a funny feeling National Action has done nothing at all.

01:42:25.000 What do you bet?

01:42:27.000 I bet you National Action doesn't exist outside the internet.

01:42:36.000 Yeah.

01:42:37.000 No, I don't think so.

01:42:38.000 The group is secretive, blah, blah, blah.

01:42:40.000 It has been prescribed.

01:42:41.000 Terrorism Act.

01:42:43.000 First Fire Root, blah, blah, blah.

01:42:45.000 Legal incidents.

01:42:47.000 Okay, let's click on that.

01:42:49.000 What have you done?

01:42:51.000 What have you done?

01:42:55.000 Incitement to racial hatred.

01:42:59.000 He called for Jews to be eradicated.

01:43:02.000 He said this.

01:43:06.000 A person who had, since the Nazis, they removed the Jews from Europe, a person who committed those same offenses, whose name cannot be legal apparition, UK, so this is all saying things.

01:43:17.000 It's where the word killed doesn't appear once.

01:43:21.000 You sound like Obama there.

01:43:24.000 The word killed doesn't appear once.

01:43:27.000 They're charged with being members of National Action, which is banned in the UK.

01:43:32.000 Oh, here we go.

01:43:35.000 Two of the men were also charged with being involved in a plot to murder the West Lancashire MP Rosie Cooper with a machete and threatening to kill a police officer.

01:43:48.000 Okay, that sounds like a crime.

01:43:50.000 In July 2017, a former National Action member, Robbie Mullen, reported the plot to the anti-racism organization, Hope Not Hate, who are a total full of shit organization that stalked Tommy Robinson.

01:44:04.000 So, plotting to kill an MP with a machete.

01:44:10.000 But how much of that was entrapment?

01:44:14.000 And I've seen a lot of like, you are a neo-Nazi who glorifies and revels in a perverted ideology.

01:44:20.000 Okay.

01:44:21.000 That should not be a crime.

01:44:23.000 Sorry.

01:44:25.000 I mean, if you want to start enforcing that, you better put a lot of Muslims in jail. 1.00

01:44:30.000 Like the guy who just attacked Salman Rushdie, who made numerous social media posts about radical Islam and how you have to smite ye above their necks and how the infidel must convert or die.

01:44:44.000 So it only applies to white people, I guess. 0.80

01:44:48.000 So this woman, so threatening to kill a police officer and an MP, if it's a plausible threat, is of course a crime.

01:44:55.000 But this woman doesn't seem to be part of that.

01:44:58.000 And she dressed up as Miss Hitler, basically just doing very controversial posts, trying to be rude and naughty. 1.00

01:45:09.000 Like, you know that what was going to come of this?

01:45:11.000 They're going to start the Fourth Reich and do World War III? 0.93

01:45:15.000 Does anyone honestly believe that?

01:45:18.000 What a waste.

01:45:22.000 Three years in prison and he got five.

01:45:26.000 And I don't think he...

01:45:29.000 Yeah, both of these people who were charged, they weren't the ones that threatened the cops.

01:45:35.000 The charge just seems to be membership in this hate club.

01:45:41.000 And the reason, I know that's hard to garner sympathy for someone who started a Miss Hitler pageant, but the point is, if they can start casting this wide net, you know that they call Trump supporters racist.

01:45:52.000 It starts with getting obvious racists like guys who have swastikas in the background, and then it drifts into Tommy Robinson, Trump supporters, any kind of conservative, Nigel Farage.

01:46:06.000 All right, let's get to the final vid.

01:46:09.000 Let's.

01:46:31.000 Here's just a funny, silly one on a funny, silly day with a funny, silly show.

01:46:37.000 That's true.

01:46:39.000 Look at this funny.

01:46:41.000 What?

01:46:44.000 Original video of my artwork here.

01:46:46.000 Stay tuned.

01:46:48.000 I used to be so much more into drawing and art.

01:47:02.000 There's two dudes on the train.

01:47:14.000 How the fuck do you do that?

01:47:25.000 The moment you can completely impress it.

01:47:32.000 It's gotta be something on the phone.

01:47:37.000 Oh no, it's a drawing.

01:47:55.000 So you know what he's done too is he's taken all his previous drawings and combined them by putting them in a thing in a thing.

01:48:05.000 You're good at drawing, dude.

01:48:07.000 Damn, dude.

01:48:08.000 See you when I'm in France.

01:48:11.000 So that's the show, folks.

01:48:12.000 A lot of craziness going on.

01:48:15.000 The vast IQ dip we're living in right now is making it very easy for them to manipulate us.

01:48:22.000 So I guess we got to get smarter.

01:48:25.000 I mean, public schools seem to be lost.

01:48:27.000 If you don't know what continent you're on, how are you going to know that you're in clown world?

01:48:34.000 At least we can work to make our homes better, our little communities, our little villages, our families.

01:48:40.000 Let's start with building that up.

01:48:41.000 And then we can worry about the rest of these fucking morons.

01:48:44.000 Get fired.

01:48:45.000 Get in trouble.

01:48:46.000 Be brave.

01:48:59.000 I never stopped fighting.

01:49:01.000 You can never stop it.

01:49:02.000 People want the top of the top bed. 1.00

01:49:04.000 When they talk about rap bed, all of them pop it.

01:49:06.000 One in the million of it.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 16, 2022

S4E155 - THE QUIZ SHOW

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