This week, the boys talk about cobalt, sleepovers, and the worst thing they've ever done to each other. Also, a new song is out with a robot version of Miley Cyrus and it's pretty good.
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00:05:42.000They left the garage door open all night, which meant the vermin, the raccoons, the chipmunks, the squirrels, got into our garbage, started eating away at it, aired it out.
00:05:52.000The whole fucking garage reeks of garbage and hot garbage, and that got into my car.
00:11:50.000And under that suit, if you were to remove that suit slowly, first, if you were to get it wet in a hotel.
00:11:58.000If you were to get it wet first with my sweat.
00:12:00.000If you were to peel that off of him like hot leather and just let his body shine, you would not believe the state of affairs of those fucking pecs and those lats.
00:12:10.000If he fell into a pool and you were trying to help him get his clothes off because you know it kind of sticks to your skin, I'd be like, all right, put the arm through.
00:12:16.000If you want to rub oil all over his body, you'd feel a lot of ridges.
00:14:54.000He's like, I want the ideas out there.
00:14:56.000I don't need my name to be attached like a little dog tag to everything I've ever said.
00:15:02.000And similarly with this guy Drew, I think it's great that we show how shitty our public education system is in this country and how bad it's gotten and what a disservice socialism has done to the teaching industry.
00:15:16.000So if someone wants to steal Drew's bit, his name is Drew, right?
00:16:45.000I think it's a combination of borders and culture and a common, maybe not even heritage, but a common understanding and reverence of that nation's heritage.
00:19:01.000Out of everyone who knows who Harriet Tubman is, what percentage of the people think that the Underground Railroad literally went under the ground?
00:19:58.000The Underground Railroad was a network of clandestine routes and safe houses established in the United States during the early to mid-19th century.
00:20:04.000It was used by enslaved African Americans primarily to escape into free states and Canada.
00:20:09.000Network was assisted by abolitionists and others sympathetic to the cause of the escapees.
00:20:15.000How about you're welcome for that, by the way?
00:20:18.000Because you know the majority of people involved in these routes were white.
00:20:35.000A nation is a community of people formed on the basis of a combination of shared features, such as language, history, ethnicity, culture, and or territory.
00:20:47.000A nation is thus the collective identity of a group of people understood as defined by those features.
00:23:41.000To them, winning is when Trump became president, and anything else is inconsequential.
00:23:46.000They'll latch onto the Trump train and never come to understand that the actual victory they want is difficult and will never be provided to them by the Republican Party.
00:23:54.000There's something depressingly poetic about the last stitch of popular white tribalism trickling out from a Jew-supporting reality TV star.
00:26:25.000It was a fake dossier created by one of Hillary's plebes, and they used this fake dossier to justify all kinds of spying on the Trump campaign.
00:26:36.000One of the most egregious political acts in American history.
00:26:39.000And Trump has decided, I've got all this proof here.
00:26:43.000I'm going to hit them with it, and these people are going to jail, as they should.
00:26:55.000We'll use the FBI, get all of the evidence against us, and then just put it in a vault with a note on the door that says, do not enter, part of an ongoing investigation.
00:28:40.000Now, I texted this to a guy I know who's been over there a few times because he wants some of that $40 billion, by the way, and he works with contractors.
00:28:47.000And I go, you said you saw bombed out buildings.
00:29:00.000Explain to me what this clip is, please.
00:29:20.000Actually, Ryan, just like you caught me that time when I said that the tranny cop on vacation was real, let's make sure this isn't some clip from a movie set.
00:29:32.000If you scroll down, that's one cool thing about Twitter.
00:29:35.000You scroll down and they're like, this is from the movie Predator that was shot in, you know, Bosnia.
00:30:37.000Crouch shows a crew filming around a crowd of people running near destroyed buildings in Hostomel, an apartment building with a massive hole blown through it or showed in the background.
00:30:46.000So in a war-torn area, they're filming a movie.
00:37:00.000An agreement between the Minneapolis Federation of Teachers Union and the school district states that the white teachers will be laid off before teachers of color, regardless of their seniority.
00:37:09.000The agreement, which was reached to end a two-week teacher strike last spring, says that starting this school year, if accessing...
00:37:26.000If accessing a teacher who is a member of a population underrepresented among licensed teachers in the site, the district shall access the next least senior teacher who is not a member of an underrepresented population.
00:37:43.000They really are good at turning English into a ball of twine.
00:37:48.000Accessing teachers, that's not even excising.
00:37:53.000Accessing teachers is the process by which staff are reduced at a particular school due to a drop in enrollment, funding, or other reasons.
00:38:02.000Greeman further goes on to say that when reinstating teachers, the district shall prioritize the recall of a teacher who is a member of a population underrepresented among licensed teachers in the district.
00:39:42.000Speaking of evil and corrupt, I mean, if you look at that Jordan Peterson guy, I mean, who's talking crap about people sitting at home?
00:39:50.000I mean, he was on drugs and just eating meat all the time like a toad.
00:39:56.000So it's pretty rich that he would come at me, just saying.
00:40:00.000You know, I don't need you guys having your own petty little civil war when I'm trying to do a show.
00:40:06.000Well, you know, I didn't really start it, right?
00:40:08.000I mean, I made a video that you used for your show, and it worked out pretty good.
00:40:12.000I think I worded everything pretty nicely, but somebody comes along and starts throwing some shade, and yeah, I'm going to come here, and I'm going to hold it down.
00:40:21.000I appreciate that, and I think it's justified.
00:40:24.000My point is, I'm trying to do a show here, entertain people, show them various logos, and you guys have this petty fight about who's smarter and who could have said it better.
00:40:33.000By the way, without providing any evidence.
00:41:14.000It still grows hairs on the inside, and then with the constant boning, those hairs become cat-gagging hair balls that are pushed up into your uterus, and then they rot and stink.
00:42:04.000When you see them in the ER, especially upstate New York, like by Port Jervis, they're always bitching about this asshole doctor who said he was going to fix this and he didn't.
00:44:15.000The SP we're still rocking with, sadly, to this day.
00:44:19.000But my warning is that as much as we want to think our transition is about the physicality and making sure that we look the part, there's so much more to being a man or a woman than how we appear.
00:44:34.000And I wish I knew that back before I had the surgery because I feel like now I'm living with these issues.
00:44:46.000A lot of time, a lot of effort, money, too.
00:44:49.000I have a hard time getting close to anyone because I feel like during these past two years, I've lost a lot of people, whether it's through like falling out or death or so forth.
00:45:00.000And so I'll continue this on part two.
00:45:03.000So continue what I was saying in regards to falloplasty.
00:45:07.000It's something that like you need to sit down with yourself, get a pen and paper, and make a pro and con list.
00:45:14.000I never sit down without myself to be.
00:46:26.000Like, I don't want to brag, trans men, but a dink, when you're in the mood, especially being uncircumcised, she can, like, go, and it feels like going into outer space.
00:48:38.000I bet it's totally impossible to tell.
00:48:42.000And then, when you want to have sex with your girl, you switch from this floppy one with the perfect hairs and everything.
00:48:49.000And you could even probably invent like a where you keep your belt on and there's like a little nub and you just remove the soft dick and put on the hard dick.
00:49:09.000Look, if we're going to go through all this, I bet I can come up with some sort of like scooper where my latex balls I made for you scoop around your vagina and pee even comes out of the penis hole.
00:50:13.000Especially when it comes to anything like, you know, intimate, being like physical with a partner or whoever, I want to be able to live in the moment and enjoy it.
00:50:45.000Now let me spend the next fucking 20 minutes justifying that horrific thought.
00:50:49.000Just because we see Muslim bullies everywhere we go and we see the media tripping over themselves to deny this, especially when the Muslim population gets over 10%, which you see in Britain and in Europe all the time.
00:51:06.000All the rape stats of Sweden are non-white Muslim refugees.
00:51:11.000And we're told by Merrick Garland that the number one threat to America, to our way of life, is white supremacy.
00:51:19.000And the thing I love about that lie is you don't need Google.
00:51:50.000And you look at the Center for Investigative Reporting and all these domestic terror things, and they go, there's 115 far-right inspired terrorist incidents between 2008 and 2016, and only 63 Islamist ones.
00:52:07.000Yeah, that's because you cast this massive net when it comes to far-right.
00:52:13.000And it's a guy, if you hate the IRS, you're far-right.
00:53:48.000You know, there's a lot of brown people in the world, Jordan.
00:53:51.000That was a weird point for him to make.
00:53:56.000Even when they catch them doing a hoax, which they all the fucking time, this whole idea of like ripped off a hijab, I've seen women put on the hijab.
00:54:37.000I mean, even on Halloween, where you wear those things with the rubber band here, the elastic cord, and it fits to your nose, even then it's like sweaty and it's falling off.
00:55:37.000Girl's false claim of hijab attack brings ugly response.
00:55:41.000A poor little 11-year-old girl, wait, go back to that subhead, told a story that was a little off, and the Muslim community came under attack.
00:56:48.000Teen made up story about anti-Muslim attack on Subway.
00:56:51.000And the annoying thing about it is when she first said this lie, but her head is shaved there after her dad found out she was lying.
00:57:00.000De Blasio, his wife, Cuomo, everyone were tripping over themselves to apologize for the horrific, bigoted treatment that she got.
00:57:10.000Of course, they were praying to the Lord it would be proud boys and white males doing it because that's the narrative the left craves, and it's never the case.
00:57:17.000This is all leading up to this green screen.
01:02:53.000So wait, this writer doesn't know that Muslims can't hook up.
01:02:58.000He thinks that he can write a Muslim character in a hijab who goes home with guys on the first date and just gets, what, like, face fucked?
01:04:51.000And why is he attracted to a Muslim in a hijab?
01:04:55.000Isn't the whole point of a hijab, I'm not a sexual person, you shouldn't be interested in me Before marriage, how did he look through that?
01:08:29.000I've mentioned it to you before, but he was hanging out with this insanely hot supermodel, kind of a little bit trashy, like pussycat doll vibes.
01:08:37.000And he started to sense that he was getting pushed into the friend zone.
01:13:40.000I hope it's an instructional video on how to not get murdered by a psycho, or if it's a dude, how to know when you're not wanted and you're wasting your time.
01:13:52.000I thought the setup was about Islamophobia, but this seems to be a warning.
01:13:58.000Hey, ladies, watch out for the Columbine guys.
01:14:00.000And hey, guys, if you're an ugly freak who's really awkward, she's probably not that into you.
01:23:22.000Speaking of prejudice, this is what we were talking about earlier.
01:23:29.000Ron DeSantis has okayed a type of Florida license plate that raises money for veterans, and it says, don't tread on me.
01:23:37.000And if you raise a certain amount of money, then you get this particular customized license plate, and the money goes to vets, something like that.
01:23:47.000And people are objecting because it's a racist symbol.
01:23:51.000And I thought, that's pretty profound.
01:29:01.000Oh, yeah, the whitest kids you know, they rock too.
01:29:04.000Whitest kids you know, yeah, that's a good one.
01:29:07.000I'm not sure if they're in like the top 10 of all time.
01:29:11.000There's some pretty big names in there.
01:29:14.000I mean, if you're up against Mr. Show, do you ever see the Mr. Show camping sketch where it's the Dalai Lamas against it's like a parody of like meatballs type movies, but it's the fat camp against the Dalai Lama?
01:30:46.000When aggravated and when aggravated, we see Angolans are 15 times more likely to commit rape or aggravated rape than a Swede.
01:30:55.000Of the 25 nationalities that rated the highest, only one, Belarus, was from a European country.
01:31:04.000The rest are all fucking Islamicist Muslims and Africans and other dirty Middle Easterners.
01:31:12.000For assault rape, which is categorized as violent rape by a stranger, Algerians were 541 times more likely to commit assault rape than a Swede.
01:31:23.000However, prosecutors do not even seek deportation for the majority of rape convictions against foreign nationals.
01:31:29.000Yet, they give a white guy 10 years in prison for shoving a bun in some bitch's face.
01:31:40.000Okay, here's something I'm not going to show you, but I am going to show you.
01:31:43.000It's called I Hate These Fucking People.
01:31:45.000I can't believe the USA has an agreement with these chinks, enabling them to do a majority of our manufacturing.
01:31:50.000The mentality of this bug nation directly conflicts with Western reasoning.
01:31:54.000The Chinese idea of do nothing so you're not responsible is one of the most dangerous mindsets imposed on the modern world.
01:32:00.000It goes completely against the human condition.
01:32:02.000In the words of Tony Soprano, I hate this fucking shit.
01:32:06.000Now, we're not going to click on the video, but I deeply regret seeing this.
01:32:12.000Needless to say, over the course of this two-minute video, you see the young boy in the bottom right jump in the water, flail around, and slowly drown.
01:36:00.000Now, if you're going to say I have wet brain and my takes are retarded, you have to articulate exactly what I said and exactly what's factually wrong with it.
01:36:10.000I was telling you Father Zahm's interpretation of Catholicism and how it talks about the difference between savages and European men of civilization.
01:36:21.000And yeah, women don't cook and clean anymore.
01:36:28.000And that would be the ideal scenario would be the 1950s nuclear family where men work and women cook and clean and they take care of the children and they shape the house.
01:36:37.000You know, we're planning this trip to Paris and my wife set up all these activities for the trip and everything.
01:36:44.000And she's like, you know, I really thrive when I have an assignment like that.
01:36:48.000I think I'm going to get back to work.
01:36:51.000And I'm like, yeah, not a lot of assignments are, can you plan a fun trip for you and your family in Paris?
01:36:58.000That'll be one of your more fun assignments.
01:38:32.000Whenever I see bitches this fat, I'm always like, what do you look like?
01:38:37.000It's sort of like when a woman has lots of plastic surgery, you're like, I'd love to see a picture of you before you did all that to your face.
01:39:46.000You've had to kind of operate on two levels here.
01:39:48.000No, we have known about this for a while, but Brie was not ready to go buy a new name and new pronouns yet.
01:39:55.000So we respected that, and that's why when you see other videos on this channel, we refer to her as her dead name and also with old pronouns.
01:40:26.000A disgusting fat pig who's overindulged herself to the point where she's virtually unlovable finally finds someone who's so autistic and mentally damaged that he wears a ridiculous costume every day and hides out in her folds.
01:41:42.000I knew that Scotland had lost the plot as far as politically correct goes, but I didn't know they were as ridiculous as a Darman ripoff punishing a bun shover and giving them 10 years.
01:41:54.000Jailed Miss Hitler beauty queen, Alice Cutter, 25, could be freed early from prison where she's being held for far-right terrorism crimes.
01:42:04.000She was jailed for three years for being in a terrorist group.
01:42:07.000She was convicted of being a member of the far-right group National Action.
01:42:11.000Okay, so when I read that, I go, good.
01:43:06.000A person who had, since the Nazis, they removed the Jews from Europe, a person who committed those same offenses, whose name cannot be legal apparition, UK, so this is all saying things.
01:43:17.000It's where the word killed doesn't appear once.
01:43:35.000Two of the men were also charged with being involved in a plot to murder the West Lancashire MP Rosie Cooper with a machete and threatening to kill a police officer.
01:43:50.000In July 2017, a former National Action member, Robbie Mullen, reported the plot to the anti-racism organization, Hope Not Hate, who are a total full of shit organization that stalked Tommy Robinson.
01:44:04.000So, plotting to kill an MP with a machete.
01:44:25.000I mean, if you want to start enforcing that, you better put a lot of Muslims in jail.
01:44:30.000Like the guy who just attacked Salman Rushdie, who made numerous social media posts about radical Islam and how you have to smite ye above their necks and how the infidel must convert or die.
01:44:44.000So it only applies to white people, I guess.
01:44:48.000So this woman, so threatening to kill a police officer and an MP, if it's a plausible threat, is of course a crime.
01:44:55.000But this woman doesn't seem to be part of that.
01:44:58.000And she dressed up as Miss Hitler, basically just doing very controversial posts, trying to be rude and naughty.
01:45:09.000Like, you know that what was going to come of this?
01:45:11.000They're going to start the Fourth Reich and do World War III?
01:45:29.000Yeah, both of these people who were charged, they weren't the ones that threatened the cops.
01:45:35.000The charge just seems to be membership in this hate club.
01:45:41.000And the reason, I know that's hard to garner sympathy for someone who started a Miss Hitler pageant, but the point is, if they can start casting this wide net, you know that they call Trump supporters racist.
01:45:52.000It starts with getting obvious racists like guys who have swastikas in the background, and then it drifts into Tommy Robinson, Trump supporters, any kind of conservative, Nigel Farage.
01:46:06.000All right, let's get to the final vid.