Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E157

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My One with Kevin McGuinness.

00:00:39.000 You're sitting in the drug, yes, if you want that job.

00:00:41.000 Suck on the picture of the freaking thing.

00:00:53.000 Hi, guys.

00:00:54.000 That was the Royal Vay.

00:00:56.000 And the song was topic.

00:00:58.000 Kind of reminiscent of the yeah, yeah, yeah, and maybe a little bit of Sleeter Kinney in there.

00:01:05.000 Very talented band.

00:01:07.000 Jazz drummer.

00:01:08.000 Classical pianist on guitar.

00:01:12.000 And another classically trained music student singing, playing bass, the female you heard there.

00:01:19.000 Cool album cover.

00:01:21.000 We got some naked broad with a plane crashing into her head.

00:01:26.000 You don't notice that at first, but then you do and you think, oh, she's very big.

00:01:30.000 Giant woman.

00:01:33.000 Every time I hear a good indie band like that, I go, I just tread lightly because I don't want to see their politics.

00:01:39.000 And I'm sure they would be furious to know that they were on the show here.

00:01:42.000 Well, the name, the Royal They?

00:01:44.000 Yeah, is that a pronoun thing?

00:01:45.000 Yakes.

00:01:46.000 I'm going to guess so.

00:01:48.000 But she said the real punks are ones with real jobs at the beginning of that song.

00:01:53.000 I guess we should be playing something more like Trumpel Stiltskin.

00:01:56.000 Is that more our speed?

00:01:58.000 Immediately terminate the Mexican people.

00:02:01.000 Nobody will be pushing us around.

00:02:04.000 I would build a great, great wall.

00:02:17.000 The good old days.

00:02:23.000 One of the early things I would do.

00:02:26.000 I was listening to the meat men this weekend.

00:02:29.000 Where the meat men used suck.

00:02:32.000 And boy, would they be canceled today.

00:02:35.000 Burn the little panties off of new bounds with a Bunsen burner.

00:02:38.000 Slim on that maturity, but Jesus, fuck, their tits are firmer.

00:02:42.000 Pick them up for Greece too, but by God, they've gone to driver's ed.

00:02:45.000 That's okay, because mom will dork me in that queen-size parent's bed.

00:02:49.000 I sin for a living.

00:02:51.000 Songs about how much it sucks to be a girl.

00:02:55.000 Songs about how crippled children suck.

00:02:58.000 The guy was a teacher.

00:03:00.000 Can you imagine?

00:03:01.000 Today?

00:03:01.000 Now, of course, that shit's normalized.

00:03:03.000 He'd probably get an award.

00:03:04.000 He'd be a pedophile teacher.

00:03:06.000 Yeah.

00:03:08.000 Lot to cover today, guys.

00:03:09.000 We're not going to even get close to it.

00:03:11.000 But I saw a movie called Top Gun this weekend.

00:03:17.000 Have you heard of the remake with Tom Cruise?

00:03:19.000 That's Top Gun.

00:03:20.000 It's about ramen noodles?

00:03:22.000 Yes.

00:03:23.000 Okay.

00:03:24.000 I was actually in Top Gun.

00:03:27.000 Excuse.

00:03:28.000 In Montreal in the 90s, early 90s.

00:03:31.000 I was a bike messenger, and our company was called Top Gun Esti.

00:03:37.000 And, you know, black people talk about how horrible it is to be in a racist society.

00:03:42.000 If you want to feel prejudice, be English in Montreal.

00:03:45.000 Be an English bike messenger who speaks French but not good enough.

00:03:49.000 And watch how few fucking gigs you get.

00:03:52.000 Watch the French couriers just do Old Montreal down the same area again and again, while the English guys have to go up Boulevard de Carie and Beaver Hall Hill and all these.

00:04:07.000 Montreal's a mountain, Mount Royal.

00:04:09.000 So we were always going up mountains.

00:04:11.000 We're going all the way to Atwater.

00:04:12.000 We're going all the way to fucking all down Saint-Catrinle.

00:04:20.000 Saint-Catrinle.

00:04:23.000 And we call him and I go, I forget what his name was, Louis or something.

00:04:27.000 Louie, you got anything for me, man?

00:04:29.000 I'm sitting here.

00:04:29.000 He goes, I got nothing, man.

00:04:31.000 I'm grapping my balls, Zesty.

00:04:33.000 He was always grapping his balls.

00:04:37.000 But I watched it hungover with my family and after a coffee, trying to get sober, or at least start the day.

00:04:47.000 Dude, skeeved out on coffee and caffeine, watching this movie is one of the worst decisions I ever made.

00:04:53.000 Really?

00:04:54.000 Do not go see this film.

00:04:55.000 Have you seen it?

00:04:56.000 No.

00:04:57.000 I wanted to go see it and I was like, I don't know if I'm really going to like it.

00:05:01.000 So I didn't see it.

00:05:01.000 It's way too stressful.

00:05:03.000 It's not fun.

00:05:05.000 Like, I was shaking after I had to go to the bar and get a drink.

00:05:10.000 And there's things like, all right, we don't know who the bad guys are.

00:05:14.000 They could be Russian, they could be Chinese, they could be Serbs, but someone in a snowy area has a uranium mine.

00:05:20.000 We got to blow up.

00:05:23.000 So, okay.

00:05:25.000 How are we going to do this?

00:05:26.000 Well, they have these, you know, heat-seeking missiles if you get in their radar.

00:05:30.000 Oh, so you got to go below the radars.

00:05:32.000 Yep.

00:05:32.000 But it's in a hole.

00:05:34.000 So we got to go up, down into the hole, blow it up, and then try to leave.

00:05:38.000 But the arc is so intense, you feel like, well, I think you got to go Mach 10, which apparently is impossible.

00:05:46.000 It's like 7,000 miles an hour.

00:05:48.000 And the G-force is more than any man has ever handled.

00:05:51.000 Yeah, those are the missiles that chase you.

00:05:53.000 So if I was in the room, I'd be like, sucks.

00:05:56.000 I guess we can't do it.

00:05:58.000 Anyway, anything else?

00:06:01.000 They all hang out at this bar.

00:06:03.000 And I kept just being like, if I have a role here, can I just work at the bar?

00:06:08.000 Like, guys, bacon cheeseburgers when you get back.

00:06:12.000 Pizza's on me.

00:06:14.000 Like, they're going through these caverns.

00:06:17.000 I mean, I guess it's because I'm old and I don't have my warrior DNA anymore.

00:06:22.000 But I was just like, don't do it.

00:06:25.000 Not going to do it.

00:06:26.000 Don't do it.

00:06:27.000 I wonder if, is this the same bar that they were in in The original?

00:06:31.000 Yes.

00:06:32.000 Nice.

00:06:32.000 Yeah, see, that's why I didn't see it partially too, because I want to see the original first.

00:06:36.000 You do need to see the first one first, right?

00:06:37.000 No.

00:06:38.000 Okay.

00:06:40.000 It gets a little corny at times.

00:06:41.000 There's a lot of, hey, tough guy.

00:06:44.000 What do you got?

00:06:45.000 What do you got?

00:06:45.000 I'm better than blah, blah, blah.

00:06:46.000 That kind of shit.

00:06:47.000 And everyone talks about how it's, you know, finally an all-American movie.

00:06:51.000 It's pretty fucking woke, dude.

00:06:53.000 Really?

00:06:54.000 Yeah.

00:06:55.000 Huh.

00:06:55.000 Like, the team, the elite team you just saw, that's Phoenix.

00:07:00.000 It's a chick, and it's like half black.

00:07:02.000 Is that really what fighter pilots look like?

00:07:04.000 I bet if look up America's top fighter pilots.

00:07:07.000 I bet there's not a lot of his Latinas.

00:07:10.000 I bet there's not a lot of Latinx.

00:07:14.000 Oh yeah, Val Kilmer's in it, and he can only talk with a keyboard because he has throat cancer and his character's dying.

00:07:20.000 And I said to my wife, I go, imagine being such a shitty actor that you have to use a keyboard.

00:07:24.000 They won't even let you talk.

00:07:27.000 And she goes, he has throat cancer in real life.

00:07:29.000 He can't talk.

00:07:31.000 Oh, I did not know that.

00:07:33.000 Okay.

00:07:33.000 Okay, I'm going to be quiet.

00:07:36.000 But I would have given up 37 times in this movie.

00:07:39.000 At one point, they're out of flares and the bad guys chasing them and they're trying to come up with what to do.

00:07:45.000 Female fighter pilots from around the world.

00:07:47.000 Okay, let me see that.

00:07:49.000 Am I wrong?

00:07:52.000 We don't know what they do.

00:07:53.000 Yeah, we don't know what they do.

00:07:55.000 I just circled today.

00:07:56.000 I sat in one.

00:07:58.000 I said the word power roll.

00:08:00.000 I clean it.

00:08:02.000 I have the cleanest jet in all the forest.

00:08:04.000 I bring them sandwiches every single day.

00:08:07.000 Okay, so maybe there are some.

00:08:08.000 I don't know.

00:08:10.000 I guess there's some lesbians that made it up there.

00:08:13.000 But mostly it's just fucking.

00:08:14.000 But like at one point, I don't want to give anything away, but there's two guys that are stuck in the forest, and the bad guys are coming to kill them.

00:08:23.000 He's like, what are we going to do now?

00:08:24.000 And I'm like, I don't know, die.

00:08:26.000 You just die.

00:08:27.000 Eat pine needles.

00:08:28.000 Wait to die?

00:08:29.000 You're dead.

00:08:31.000 And they come up with a very crazy plan to get out of that situation I won't tell you about.

00:08:34.000 But I was just, I think it should be called Nope.

00:08:38.000 I'm sad Jordan Peele stole that name for this movie because it should be called Not Gonna Do It.

00:08:45.000 Don't do it.

00:08:46.000 Don't do it.

00:08:48.000 I went to this awesome fucking place that had a top gun just this past weekend.

00:08:52.000 There was a play date for all the babies and all the parents.

00:08:56.000 My wife's mom.

00:08:57.000 You never do shots or Coke.

00:08:59.000 No, I don't.

00:08:59.000 This hat works.

00:09:01.000 I'm a testament to the efficiency of this hat.

00:09:04.000 Even when I don't wear it, it's still like it's a really beautiful spot in Tarrytown, and they have like, it's like a castle type of thing.

00:09:14.000 Is someone holding a gun to your head to promote this place?

00:09:16.000 You don't seem very natural right now.

00:09:18.000 Michelin Raided and Faggot Rated.

00:09:22.000 Zagot.

00:09:23.000 Sorry?

00:09:24.000 Zagot rated?

00:09:26.000 Yeah.

00:09:26.000 I would just comment.

00:09:27.000 They had Top Gun-themed bathrooms, so it's just a regular, like, nice restaurant.

00:09:32.000 You go in there and you just take the shit of your life.

00:09:35.000 You buckle in and you take a shit like this.

00:09:38.000 And then it's just shit flies out.

00:09:39.000 No, they have music that goes through the restaurant.

00:09:42.000 When you go in the bathroom, it's all the Top Gun theme song.

00:09:45.000 And then there's Top Gun memorabilia all over the place, signed and shit.

00:09:48.000 People love that fucking movie.

00:09:50.000 And you could tell this is before they came out with the new one.

00:09:52.000 It's just like they happen to be in their moment right now.

00:09:54.000 Well, yeah, obviously.

00:09:55.000 The new one is like a month old.

00:09:57.000 Yes.

00:09:59.000 It could have been really good.

00:10:00.000 Good detective work.

00:10:01.000 That needs a detective shitty, unless you were kidding.

00:10:03.000 I was not.

00:10:04.000 So I will cue it up.

00:10:06.000 Let's pull that out.

00:10:07.000 But I won't like it.

00:10:13.000 I've got some good news about censorship.

00:10:16.000 There's this disgusting racist, well, no, not racist, this disgusting sexist who was brainwashing young men into thinking horrible thoughts.

00:10:26.000 And he was finally banned from social media.

00:10:28.000 We can all breathe easy now.

00:10:31.000 And just so you know how fucking evil this guy is and how much he deserves to be banned, here's the kind of horrific garbage he was lying about to people.

00:10:43.000 I don't want to show it actually.

00:10:44.000 What if we do like a not safe for work?

00:10:46.000 Can we just bleep the entire monologue?

00:10:50.000 Like beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep, beep.

00:10:53.000 We could.

00:10:54.000 That's the only way I want to show it.

00:10:55.000 We can do a not safe for work.

00:11:02.000 Get the kids out of the room.

00:11:04.000 This is lies.

00:11:06.000 Okay.

00:11:07.000 Something, man.

00:11:08.000 When this corona thing was going on, I tried to fly.

00:11:11.000 I flew here from Romania on Wiz Air.

00:11:13.000 Because you can't get first-class flights into Europe.

00:11:15.000 It's all just low-cost carriers.

00:11:17.000 I'm flying WizAir.

00:11:18.000 I have a mask on.

00:11:19.000 Excuse me, sir, sir.

00:11:20.000 Put the mask over your nose.

00:11:22.000 Just fucking air stewardess.

00:11:23.000 This minimum wage, bitch.

00:11:24.000 So I put my mask on my nose.

00:11:26.000 Everyone was freaking out about masks.

00:11:28.000 I had to fill in all these home office papers when I landed.

00:11:30.000 All this crap.

00:11:31.000 PCR test.

00:11:32.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:11:33.000 Home office papers.

00:11:35.000 You got to start working on your Andrew Tate, right?

00:11:37.000 I've been working on it.

00:11:38.000 It is terrible.

00:11:39.000 It is a Valley Girl.

00:11:41.000 So.

00:11:42.000 Southern.

00:11:43.000 So the Tommy Robinson.

00:11:45.000 Oi.

00:11:46.000 Yeah, he's got a lot about, he's got some moments where he talks a little bit, you know, like British in there, but I, you know, it's tough.

00:11:55.000 I've literally.

00:11:56.000 Home security.

00:11:57.000 I had to fill out all these home security forms.

00:11:59.000 You know how you felt when the surfer who lived in London for two years, which I guess he basically is.

00:12:05.000 The Top Gun plan where they were like.

00:12:07.000 You're just like, no, you give up.

00:12:09.000 I just gave up.

00:12:10.000 I tried it all weekend.

00:12:10.000 I couldn't do it.

00:12:11.000 No, that's not sufficient.

00:12:13.000 The free market demands that Andrew Tate is on our show on a regular basis.

00:12:16.000 Doing his voice is like taking a Mach 7, which is impossible.

00:12:20.000 Going into the 2008.

00:12:21.000 Mach 10, I believe, is impossible.

00:12:24.000 All right.

00:12:25.000 Even a Mach 7 is fucking hard.

00:12:28.000 It's never wrong.

00:12:29.000 I'm not a female pilot.

00:12:30.000 Well, Mach 7 is three away from 10.

00:12:33.000 Wow.

00:12:33.000 Nice math.

00:12:34.000 Far away from Mach 1.

00:12:36.000 This guy's good.

00:12:39.000 Continue with your life.

00:12:40.000 Two months later, I flew on a private plane.

00:12:42.000 No mask.

00:12:44.000 No PCR test.

00:12:45.000 No home office paperwork.

00:12:47.000 My pilots weren't wearing masks.

00:12:48.000 When I landed at Bigen Hill Airport, the people who met me in the BMW, no one was wearing a mask.

00:12:52.000 Nobody had a mask on.

00:12:53.000 No one asked me to fill in shit.

00:12:54.000 Do you know why?

00:12:54.000 Because I was rich.

00:12:56.000 Corona doesn't exist for the rich people.

00:12:58.000 As soon as you pay 50 grand for a flight, now they don't trouble you then.

00:13:01.000 They trouble the shit muncher on the Wizair flight.

00:13:04.000 It's all a fucking scam.

00:13:06.000 All of it's a scam.

00:13:06.000 And this is how the whole world has always worked and always will work.

00:13:17.000 I mean, obviously lying.

00:13:20.000 Yes.

00:13:20.000 Right?

00:13:20.000 That can't be true.

00:13:24.000 Pilots probably did have masks on the private plane.

00:13:27.000 And I bet they had to fill up tons of forms.

00:13:29.000 And I bet Wizair didn't even ask for a mask.

00:13:31.000 Yeah, it was probably the opposite, right?

00:13:34.000 I mean, he's banned.

00:13:35.000 I feel like he must be saying misinformation.

00:13:37.000 Remember, this is all about misinformation.

00:13:40.000 So he must be lying.

00:13:42.000 If they banned him.

00:13:43.000 I don't know if I could really get behind playing this guy.

00:13:46.000 Like the History Channel, when they play Adolf Hitler's speeches, they don't play what he says because.

00:13:51.000 Let's hear some more bullshit from this fucking liar.

00:13:54.000 The people at the bottom just don't seem to get it.

00:13:55.000 They don't seem to wake up.

00:13:56.000 And they don't seem to wake up because the people in charge try very hard to keep them asleep.

00:14:01.000 If you had a whole bunch of people who were your slave, why would you tell them the truth about the world?

00:14:05.000 Why would you do that?

00:14:06.000 No.

00:14:07.000 When's the last time you went to school and learned how money works?

00:14:10.000 Or banks work or taxes or any of the things that they use to control you?

00:14:14.000 No.

00:14:14.000 They teach you about fucking photosynthesis.

00:14:16.000 They don't want you to know anything.

00:14:17.000 They don't want us to know anything.

00:14:19.000 They just want us sitting there going, okay, he's a panda and I stay in my house because of Corona.

00:14:24.000 Clap for the NHS.

00:14:26.000 Move like a performing seal.

00:14:28.000 Like an idiot.

00:14:30.000 And people are idiots.

00:14:31.000 So they control them.

00:14:32.000 And then they come to me and go, Tate, how'd you make all this money?

00:14:35.000 I opened my fucking eyes.

00:14:37.000 I looked around me.

00:14:38.000 I started to think.

00:14:39.000 Stop.

00:14:40.000 Things that people never seem to do.

00:14:42.000 Started.

00:14:43.000 Yeah, that's enough.

00:14:44.000 We got to stop this.

00:14:45.000 Disgusting.

00:14:45.000 He's officially banned from this show.

00:14:48.000 We will not be playing any more clips.

00:14:50.000 That's why I didn't do the impression.

00:14:51.000 And monkeypox is coming for your kids.

00:14:54.000 So make sure that you don't see it as just a gay disease because it's not.

00:14:58.000 Yeah.

00:14:59.000 And there's going to be more pandemics.

00:15:02.000 And one of the biggest problems with the environment is farmers, cow flatulates.

00:15:09.000 So I think it would be best.

00:15:11.000 And we don't have to do this in a fascistic way.

00:15:13.000 Just slowly incentivize farmers to give the government their land.

00:15:17.000 Okay?

00:15:18.000 This is all normal stuff.

00:15:21.000 Don't listen to the weirdos.

00:15:23.000 Despite guys like that being out there, there is hope.

00:15:25.000 Germany's coming out with that pass that if you're freshly vaccinated and you just got vaccinated in the past three months, it's green, and then it turns yellow if you need to get it, and then you have to wear a mask.

00:15:34.000 So they got it all figured out.

00:15:36.000 Great idea.

00:15:36.000 You know what I think we really need to do?

00:15:39.000 Microchip in the hand.

00:15:40.000 I saw a guy online.

00:15:42.000 He doesn't have car keys.

00:15:44.000 He just puts his hand on his Tesla and it's like, beep, beep.

00:15:47.000 Why not have a chip or maybe a mark here?

00:15:53.000 What about a sort of a barcode right on your neck?

00:15:56.000 You know, that's exactly what the slaves wanted, the slaves to do back in the slave trade.

00:16:01.000 They had, you know.

00:16:02.000 Way too British.

00:16:03.000 Terrible.

00:16:04.000 Just too.

00:16:05.000 Terrible.

00:16:06.000 Make every 11th word British.

00:16:08.000 Yeah, it really is like that, huh?

00:16:09.000 Damn it.

00:16:11.000 Also in news that I care about, you know the zombie bugs, right?

00:16:16.000 We've heard of this.

00:16:18.000 It's ants.

00:16:19.000 I've only mostly heard of ants that are actually dead or basically dead.

00:16:24.000 And then this fungi controls their brains.

00:16:26.000 Just like what Tate was talking about.

00:16:29.000 The media is the fungi controlling the poor's brains.

00:16:33.000 But I've never seen a bug completely eaten, hollowed out, gone.

00:16:40.000 Remember, we wish you'll eat bugs and going about his day.

00:16:47.000 Look at that.

00:16:48.000 He's gone.

00:16:51.000 There's nothing left.

00:16:53.000 So the fungi, this is a great analogy.

00:16:56.000 The fungi is driving him to more of his kind so they can spread and eat out that body.

00:17:05.000 I mean, is that a perfect analogy for what the elites are doing right now?

00:17:10.000 Can't ban me.

00:17:11.000 I'm already banned.

00:17:14.000 Also in Disgusting Critters News.

00:17:16.000 Ryan, I need an explanation for this.

00:17:19.000 What the fuck is going on?

00:17:21.000 Oh, I see.

00:17:22.000 Because it's Japanese, you think that I would know.

00:17:24.000 Okay, I don't know.

00:17:27.000 Now, there's a lot of odd sea creatures, and Japanese people will eat anything that swims.

00:17:32.000 And so I'm guessing we're seeing something like that.

00:17:35.000 I don't even want to barf.

00:17:36.000 It's so bizarre.

00:17:37.000 I'm not dry heaven.

00:17:38.000 Oh, it's a fish.

00:17:40.000 Okay.

00:17:41.000 Don't things have to have things?

00:17:44.000 Things.

00:17:45.000 I'm no biologist, but don't you need something going on?

00:17:49.000 Like, I heard a man of war isn't even really an animal.

00:17:52.000 It's more of a collection of shit.

00:17:54.000 There's like part of it is the brain.

00:17:56.000 It doesn't really talk to the tentacles, doesn't really talk to the stomach, but they all sort of hang out together and become a thing.

00:18:02.000 But at least that's a bunch of stuff.

00:18:04.000 There's eyes.

00:18:06.000 Okay, we got some eyes.

00:18:07.000 A little brain, like a sperm brain.

00:18:08.000 All right.

00:18:09.000 My nickname is a nice thing.

00:18:10.000 I don't see much of a spine.

00:18:11.000 No, it's a spineless creature.

00:18:12.000 Google Image the thing itself.

00:18:14.000 That is.

00:18:16.000 Just the word, not like for food.

00:18:19.000 What did you put in Google Image?

00:18:20.000 No re sore.

00:18:21.000 Just the word.

00:18:23.000 I'm kind of getting hungry.

00:18:26.000 Oh, there is a spine.

00:18:27.000 It's just translucent.

00:18:29.000 So you eat those, Ryan.

00:18:31.000 I would.

00:18:32.000 I had sushi this weekend.

00:18:33.000 It was delish.

00:18:35.000 Sushi is about the least gross seafood there are.

00:18:39.000 Remember Jim Gaffigan?

00:18:40.000 He goes, why is there fish?

00:18:46.000 Fish is already gross, and you're just not going to cook it?

00:18:49.000 He's like, why is fish?

00:18:50.000 I can't do Jim Gaffigan, but he's like, why is fish on the menu at a steakhouse?

00:18:53.000 He's like, yeah, I'll have the thing that's less good.

00:18:59.000 Why does he think fish are less good?

00:19:04.000 Also in news I care about, OJ seems to be fucked up the ass, finally.

00:19:08.000 And civil suits, correct me if I'm wrong, they tend not to have a jury.

00:19:12.000 That's not always the case, but it's limited.

00:19:15.000 Real trials always have juries.

00:19:18.000 I think juries are bad news.

00:19:20.000 Juries are like that zombie bug we just saw, where they watch the news or they don't want to be unpopular.

00:19:28.000 And with OJ, it was, It's a black guy.

00:19:31.000 He's cool and popular.

00:19:32.000 Everyone loves him, so he's innocent.

00:19:34.000 Rodney King, everyone was mad about the 10 seconds of video they saw.

00:19:39.000 So they go, We're going to riot if you condemn him.

00:19:43.000 So they went, Okay, he's fine.

00:19:45.000 They retried that case after the riots.

00:19:49.000 Sorry, okay, he's guilty.

00:19:52.000 And so with OJ, a jury today, oh, it was infantry.

00:20:03.000 A jury today found formal football grade OJ Simpson responsible for the deaths of his ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and Ronald J. Goldman and awarded compensary damages to Goldman's parents of $8.5 million.

00:20:13.000 I wonder how much he has.

00:20:15.000 He seems to play a lot of golf.

00:20:17.000 What does he say on his Instagram things?

00:20:20.000 Hello, OJ fans or something.

00:20:23.000 Hello, my fellow people.

00:20:25.000 Yeah.

00:20:26.000 Hello, my fellow innocent law-abiding citizens.

00:20:33.000 Another silly news item as we pour through them all.

00:20:36.000 This is the front of the newspaper, so it's just the silliness.

00:20:39.000 Alex Jones is suing Perry Caravello, much to Perry's chagrin.

00:20:43.000 Oh, he's got a little beard there.

00:20:44.000 Is that a first?

00:20:45.000 Yep.

00:20:49.000 Perry, I'm ready to sue your ass.

00:20:52.000 You better pay me $20 million or I will air this segment all day, every day.

00:20:56.000 It was your fault when I lost in court.

00:20:58.000 Bitch.

00:21:00.000 So that's from Alex Jones.

00:21:01.000 Who the fuck is Alex Jones?

00:21:03.000 I don't know you.

00:21:05.000 How in the fuck do you accuse me or even say it was my fault?

00:21:12.000 It was Perry's Cherovello's fault.

00:21:14.000 The reason why I lost in court.

00:21:16.000 Go fuck yourself.

00:21:17.000 He is scarier looking than it the clown.

00:21:19.000 I mean, would you let your children anywhere near that psychopath?

00:21:23.000 I mean, that is a psychopath right there.

00:21:26.000 I mean, look at him.

00:21:27.000 God.

00:21:28.000 Oh, I mean, it just, it cries out, danger, danger.

00:21:33.000 Alert, alert.

00:21:34.000 I am a scumbag.

00:21:35.000 I am filth.

00:21:36.000 I am your enemy.

00:21:38.000 I would literally not be able to finish my dinner if somebody walked over and talked to me that looked like these two guys.

00:21:45.000 And I'm sorry.

00:21:46.000 They're not just lying, anti-American scumbags that want to run us all on the ground because they're little men.

00:21:52.000 They're pieces of crap.

00:21:53.000 They think they're better than everybody.

00:21:54.000 Oh, go fuck.

00:21:55.000 It doesn't sound like Perry, actually.

00:21:58.000 Hell on earth.

00:22:00.000 He wants to run your life.

00:22:02.000 He wants to control every aspect of your life.

00:22:04.000 No, I don't want to let anybody.

00:22:06.000 He is a cowardly, degenerate sack of anti-human.

00:22:12.000 You cowardly, degenerate piece of dog shit.

00:22:14.000 Hey, stealing degenerate from...

00:22:16.000 Of course, Alex was talking about Brian Stettler, but Perry's too stupid to realize that.

00:22:22.000 Perry has the IQ of a frog.

00:22:27.000 And someone was emailing me saying, I'm addicted to the Perry Project.

00:22:32.000 And for those of you not familiar, that man has been the running butt of a joke for my entire adult life since the early 90s.

00:22:41.000 It's called the Perry Project.

00:22:42.000 A great summary is a free movie on YouTube called Windy City Heat, I highly recommend.

00:22:46.000 The problem with the Perry Project is it's infinite.

00:22:49.000 There's prank calls, there's letters, there's podcasts, there's vidcasts, and like baseball, there's no end to what you can discover.

00:23:00.000 So you get addicted.

00:23:02.000 I don't know how I broke the curse, but I did one day.

00:23:07.000 It got a little scary sometimes.

00:23:08.000 Like he did have a car accident, so you worry that he's mentally ill.

00:23:11.000 Or some people contacted his daughter.

00:23:14.000 He has a daughter somewhere who's deeply ashamed of him.

00:23:16.000 And that was getting a little kind of...

00:23:21.000 But the great thing about him is he deserves to be made fun of.

00:23:27.000 Like you don't want to be making fun of a retard, right?

00:23:29.000 But Perry Caravello is a fucking self-centered, evil, racist, sexist, homophobic.

00:23:36.000 And I don't throw those words around loosely.

00:23:38.000 If you were drowning and there was $100 floating next to you, he'd grab the $100 and walk away.

00:23:44.000 So you don't feel bad shitting on him.

00:23:46.000 He would sell his own mother for five bucks.

00:23:48.000 And I've seen him do shit like that.

00:23:51.000 I was a member of the Perry Project.

00:23:52.000 I was William Randolph Hearst.

00:23:54.000 And he stole $50 from me.

00:23:58.000 You know, out of all the patriots that love Trump out in the world, one of them to me stands out the most with his loud and aggressive demeanor, riding his skateboard.

00:24:08.000 He's got his own skateboard.

00:24:10.000 And singing ACDC like a champ.

00:24:13.000 We really want to thank Perry Caravana for loving Trump so much, being a great patriot, and being so funny.

00:24:21.000 He probably needs to clean his apartment and also probably needs to forget his evil and dark past in 1992.

00:24:29.000 We know what happened.

00:24:30.000 Lots of gay stuff.

00:24:32.000 Randy Callahan, of course.

00:24:34.000 We don't want to bring these things up, but we have to because we want him to get better.

00:24:39.000 And another way to make him better is to get that tattoo removed at his tattoo removal party 7722.

00:24:47.000 We're coming over.

00:24:47.000 We're going to make sure it's done right and it's done great.

00:24:51.000 And hopefully he's happy to see us because we love Perry.

00:24:54.000 Yeah, somebody bought a cameo and they've been tattoo removal.

00:24:58.000 Out of the question.

00:25:00.000 Out of the question.

00:25:01.000 President Trump, Donald Trump, Donald Trump, Ivanka Trump, Tiffany Trump.

00:25:08.000 See, we're getting sucked back in again.

00:25:10.000 Just now you think you're out.

00:25:12.000 Apparently there's some tattoo party they're throwing at his house.

00:25:16.000 Yeah, it's still going.

00:25:21.000 God bless them.

00:25:22.000 I discovered a comedy team this weekend thanks to some baby monsters.

00:25:27.000 Very high quality.

00:25:29.000 Very sprinkles-y.

00:25:30.000 One of them is a gimp.

00:25:33.000 This is, wait, this is called how, zoom out for a sec because the title is very important.

00:25:39.000 How motorcyclists think people react when they drive by.

00:26:03.000 Let him rip.

00:26:08.000 Look at him ripping.

00:26:14.000 Get him out of here, you.

00:26:22.000 Where do you think he was going?

00:26:24.000 Someplace dangerous.

00:26:26.000 Yeah.

00:26:26.000 Like Michigan.

00:26:30.000 Fat Tuesday.

00:26:31.000 That's what I call it when one of those babies rolls by.

00:26:36.000 That was incredible.

00:26:38.000 Where was he going, man?

00:26:40.000 Oh, man.

00:26:42.000 Fucking outer space.

00:26:43.000 That's where he was going.

00:26:46.000 I know who those cops are going after.

00:26:50.000 They'll never catch him.

00:26:52.000 Yeah.

00:26:52.000 No.

00:26:57.000 Come on!

00:27:11.000 Oh my god, go on my ball!

00:27:14.000 It just keeps going and going.

00:27:19.000 Yes, it was just.

00:27:20.000 It was unnecessary.

00:27:22.000 It was so the noise is like I'm losing my hearing.

00:27:26.000 It's incredible.

00:27:28.000 So check out the genuine jerks on your own time.

00:27:31.000 Damn.

00:27:32.000 Speaking of sprinkles.

00:27:35.000 Did you show Maddie that?

00:27:38.000 I don't think so.

00:27:41.000 Innocent people in the Middle East.

00:27:44.000 They're having dinner.

00:27:47.000 A bomb is dropped on their house and they're all killed.

00:27:54.000 What's the problem with this?

00:27:57.000 It's being done by white men.

00:28:00.000 I am Jeremy Kaufman, the Chief Diversity Officer at Halliburton and candidate for United States Senate.

00:28:12.000 It is time to diversify the murderous military-industrial complex.

00:28:18.000 We need to make the nukes gay.

00:28:22.000 That's why I'm running for office.

00:28:24.000 Like my fellow Democrats and Republicans, I will support every war.

00:28:29.000 I will support stealing billions of dollars from Americans to kill innocent people.

00:28:34.000 But we are going to make it so gay.

00:28:39.000 It will go down in the history books.

00:28:41.000 We will say never have so many genders and so many races killed innocent people.

00:28:49.000 Let's bomb Yemen.

00:28:52.000 But let's make sure a rainbow of skin colors are dropping those bombs.

00:28:58.000 These are going to be the gayest transist murders the United States has ever performed.

00:29:06.000 That's what I stand for as the Chief Diversity Officer at Halliburton.

00:29:10.000 And that's what I'll do once elected to the United States Senate.

00:29:14.000 I'm Jeremy Kaufman, and I'm gay for this message.

00:29:21.000 All right.

00:29:24.000 I want to introduce a new segment.

00:29:26.000 This is something we've never done before.

00:29:29.000 And I'd like someone to make an interstitial out there.

00:29:34.000 I guess they need music.

00:29:37.000 And this thing is called.

00:29:44.000 No, that's not very good.

00:29:47.000 Shit I don't care about.

00:29:49.000 Shit I don't care about shit I don't care about at all.

00:29:55.000 Nice.

00:29:55.000 That's nice.

00:29:57.000 So here's the number one news item that I couldn't give less of a fuck about and that is that Norwegians killed a walrus.

00:30:06.000 A famous walrus is killed and Norwegians are divided.

00:30:10.000 You see Freya was a 1,200 pound polarized Oslo.

00:30:17.000 No, sorry.

00:30:18.000 That's the name of the animal.

00:30:20.000 He was not a polarized Oslo.

00:30:22.000 He has polarized Oslo and he was a walrus that was very popular.

00:30:27.000 And it threatens to blight the image of a country more commonly associated with diplomatic good deeds than mob-like hits.

00:30:33.000 So we could look more into that if we gave a flying fuck about a walrus named, I don't know, what was his name?

00:30:41.000 Petrified Oslo, I believe.

00:30:43.000 Petrified Oslo.

00:30:45.000 Oh, they're playing at Mercury Lounge on Friday, if you want to go.

00:30:48.000 I thought they canceled.

00:30:49.000 Okay, cool.

00:30:49.000 Well, I'm down.

00:30:51.000 Some people thought they were going to cancel because of rain.

00:30:53.000 You don't cancel a show because it's raining.

00:30:55.000 It's indoors.

00:30:55.000 Mercury Lounge is indoors.

00:30:58.000 We should just double check and make sure Mercury Lounge exists.

00:31:01.000 I know they, for real, I know that they were renovating it.

00:31:05.000 Really?

00:31:06.000 Yeah, it was closed for a while, probably because of COVID.

00:31:09.000 It'd probably take me a year to look this up, so I'll just do it.

00:31:12.000 I got it.

00:31:12.000 Yeah, look, they're playing.

00:31:13.000 They got Sumanta Joy Pearlman.

00:31:16.000 Young in France.

00:31:20.000 Also, another news item I honestly could not possibly care less about, the Game of Thrones prequel came out, but so many people wanted to see it that HBO Max crashed, and they were unable to watch their stupid show about medieval black people and goblins and shit,

00:31:41.000 flying dragons.

00:31:42.000 So that sucks for them.

00:31:45.000 Another important news item that was all over most major newspapers, and I can't believe anyone would even bother typing this out.

00:31:55.000 But after J-Lo and Ben Affleck were married, she had to do something, I guess.

00:31:59.000 So he got on a plane.

00:32:02.000 Leaving on a private jet plane, Ben Affleck boards aircraft in Georgia with best mate Matt Damon, but without bride after that lavish second wedding celebration.

00:32:12.000 And I don't care.

00:32:15.000 So that was on the front page of the New York Post.

00:32:19.000 I felt ugly.

00:32:20.000 I felt gay.

00:32:21.000 Go down a bit.

00:32:23.000 Like, they've got pictures of him.

00:32:26.000 Okay, there he is.

00:32:27.000 He always looked like that in every picture.

00:32:29.000 He's always hungover.

00:32:31.000 There he is, waiting to get on his plane.

00:32:33.000 No COVID mask, of course.

00:32:36.000 Weird shoes.

00:32:37.000 Here's another important news item.

00:32:39.000 The chick from the Partridge family was spotted wearing a pink tracksuit.

00:32:44.000 walking around outside.

00:32:46.000 Come on, get happy.

00:32:47.000 She's 88 now.

00:32:48.000 She's rarely seen outside, I guess.

00:32:49.000 She's probably got a lot of illnesses to worry about.

00:32:52.000 If you scroll down, you can see her wearing a pink tracksuit.

00:32:56.000 So that's something.

00:32:56.000 Now, I wonder how you could make this interesting.

00:32:58.000 Like, if she had devoted her life to never wearing pink, like her husband was killed wearing a pink jumpsuit, and it's a big deal that she finally had the courage.

00:33:07.000 Still don't care.

00:33:08.000 And final item that I don't give a flying fuck about is some cops beat up an asshole who was being a douche.

00:33:18.000 Three Arkansas cops brutally beat suspect after his arrest for threatening a gas station worker and then punching an officer.

00:33:24.000 They say striking, which kind of takes it down.

00:33:26.000 And then they realize they're being filmed.

00:33:27.000 All three are suspended by state.

00:33:29.000 Why?

00:33:30.000 Because the court of social media decided this was too much.

00:33:34.000 This means nothing to me.

00:33:35.000 Now, I will say, if he was black, there'd be a Molotov cocktail being thrown into every building in the world.

00:33:42.000 We used to do that to someone if they farted in our face.

00:33:46.000 Or if, like, some guy took the last beer.

00:33:50.000 Like, that's a hockey fight.

00:33:53.000 This shows the pussification of America when they see that and go, oh my Lord, you don't have to knee him.

00:34:00.000 Yeah, you do.

00:34:01.000 He punched a cop.

00:34:03.000 He won't fucking comply.

00:34:05.000 Yeah, I don't think he's put his hands behind his back yet.

00:34:07.000 I mean, I bet it is hard to put your hands behind your back if you're trying to defend from being hit, but I also don't care.

00:34:14.000 Don't fucking care.

00:34:16.000 The thing I care about the most is, like, why is that guy's uniform a little bluer than the other two?

00:34:20.000 Like, is he a different guy?

00:34:22.000 It's just the lighting on his vest.

00:34:25.000 See, that I'm interested about.

00:34:26.000 All right, let's start the show.

00:34:27.000 Yes.

00:34:29.000 And we do that with a roar.

00:34:31.000 The monster truck comes this way.

00:34:35.000 Start the show.

00:34:38.000 Beautiful, beautiful bird.

00:34:40.000 Bye-bye.

00:34:44.000 So true.

00:34:45.000 I feel like I've got to trim the fat.

00:34:47.000 I want to get these shows down to like an hour 20.

00:34:50.000 That's a good amount of time.

00:34:53.000 That's not.

00:34:55.000 That sounds like two hours, doesn't it?

00:34:58.000 Wait.

00:34:59.000 120 minutes is two hours.

00:35:01.000 An hour 20 is 80 minutes.

00:35:04.000 Holy shit, your retardation is rubbing off on me.

00:35:07.000 Thank you.

00:35:08.000 So.

00:35:10.000 What should we do here, guys?

00:35:13.000 I think we got a fucking...

00:35:15.000 We're going to go over the line.

00:35:16.000 Over the line, over the line.

00:35:18.000 Can you do this for me, Ryan?

00:35:20.000 Sure.

00:35:20.000 Can you do a War on Kids and an LGBTQ split screen?

00:35:25.000 Because these two have become the same thing.

00:35:26.000 Sure can.

00:35:28.000 It's just a matter of the background.

00:35:30.000 The background should be LGBT.

00:35:32.000 Yeah.

00:35:32.000 All right.

00:35:33.000 Here we go.

00:35:36.000 I thought warmly.

00:35:38.000 We are living in an ages of here where children are seen as human garbage.

00:35:54.000 Do you ever wonder what the people in the next room think about us?

00:35:57.000 No.

00:35:58.000 It would destroy me to even...

00:36:00.000 When I see them in the parking lot, they're very kind.

00:36:03.000 Yeah.

00:36:04.000 You know what I always thought would be awesome?

00:36:05.000 Is that they're just like, every time we finish the show, they just cheer.

00:36:10.000 Like, they're like, that was great, dude.

00:36:12.000 Well, I don't know.

00:36:13.000 Sometimes I'm offended by this show.

00:36:16.000 Like, imagine you walked by our studio and heard that Trump thing saying, I'm going to kill all the Mexican people.

00:36:24.000 You'd be like, that's a little rich.

00:36:26.000 Yeah, and then you said the good old days.

00:36:30.000 Did I say that?

00:36:31.000 You said simpler times or the good old days or something like that?

00:36:35.000 And don't forget that you played my clip too, where I talked about the COVID things.

00:36:38.000 And also, you know, terrible.

00:36:41.000 Surfer?

00:36:42.000 I don't know.

00:36:43.000 He's way too surfer.

00:36:44.000 Yeah.

00:36:45.000 Got to get aggressive.

00:36:46.000 Maybe it's your low T that's making it harder.

00:36:49.000 I definitely don't have low T, but I will tell you this.

00:36:51.000 It was funny when they did that interview with they had a vice news dude to the right of them.

00:36:55.000 Oh, Lord.

00:36:56.000 And it was, oh, no.

00:36:59.000 Wow.

00:37:00.000 I look like him.

00:37:01.000 Is there a class you can take?

00:37:05.000 Just listen to, just listen to like five hours of him.

00:37:09.000 I've been listening to him a lot.

00:37:11.000 I think he's kind of funny.

00:37:12.000 Like, I know people have a strong stance on him, either they love him or hate him.

00:37:15.000 I just think he's alright.

00:37:16.000 No, only idiots hate him.

00:37:18.000 The hate comes from a 10-year-old saying, women should be making sandwiches.

00:37:24.000 Should they not?

00:37:26.000 My broad made me a sandwich.

00:37:27.000 It was crazy.

00:37:28.000 Is that your car alarm?

00:37:29.000 No.

00:37:32.000 Weird shit's been going down recently.

00:37:35.000 Been getting talks about the police looking for me and stuff.

00:37:38.000 Really?

00:37:39.000 Yeah.

00:37:40.000 Oh, yeah, that thing you said.

00:37:41.000 Yeah, that is weird.

00:37:43.000 I've been getting kind of paranoid.

00:37:44.000 I think it's just trolls.

00:37:46.000 Yeah, well, trolls can be dangerous.

00:37:48.000 Truth.

00:37:50.000 Yeah, look what they did to that.

00:37:51.000 I don't even know if my car has an alarm.

00:37:54.000 Maybe they.

00:37:55.000 Yeah, it does.

00:37:56.000 Dude, it was so weird.

00:37:58.000 I was getting on a super early flight.

00:38:00.000 Like, I had to leave at five in the morning.

00:38:02.000 And I don't have my keys, but my door is open.

00:38:05.000 My window's open in my garage.

00:38:07.000 So I open the lock and I open the door.

00:38:09.000 Breeep, breep, breep, breep.

00:38:13.000 So I'm running around like a chicken with his head cut off.

00:38:18.000 Drag queen shit is still going strong.

00:38:21.000 Kids are involved still.

00:38:24.000 Like, how are we losing this war?

00:38:26.000 We are morally right.

00:38:29.000 They've been exposed.

00:38:30.000 They have a disproportionate number of pedophiles involved in their shit.

00:38:34.000 It's sexual.

00:38:36.000 Take the gay out of it.

00:38:38.000 So why is this a thing?

00:38:41.000 Why are they winning?

00:38:42.000 Why do they keep going?

00:38:44.000 Because so much of, it's sort of like sharps.

00:38:48.000 Skinheads against racial prejudice.

00:38:49.000 Their entire existence is a fuck you to Nazi skinheads.

00:38:53.000 That's an unfortunate analogy.

00:38:55.000 But you can't end sharps.

00:38:58.000 They have to constantly...

00:38:59.000 They're like Palestinians.

00:39:00.000 That's a better analogy.

00:39:01.000 They have to constantly be in a state of conflict or there's no reason for them to exist.

00:39:05.000 So this is a fuck you to us, to the American family.

00:39:11.000 plant store in Tucson held an all-ages adult drug show.

00:39:14.000 These two young girls planted in the front row are very clearly uncomfortable.

00:39:17.000 Kids deserve better.

00:39:19.000 Look at this shit.

00:39:20.000 It's scary, too.

00:39:23.000 Yeah.

00:39:26.000 Drag shows are fun for all ages.

00:39:29.000 Nope.

00:39:33.000 Be gay.

00:39:34.000 Malicious, gay faggotry.

00:39:36.000 You're always going to find it here.

00:39:39.000 Malicious faggotry, right?

00:39:40.000 Is that what he said?

00:39:42.000 Because that's what I'm saying.

00:39:43.000 Right from my mouth.

00:39:48.000 What?

00:39:49.000 Go to the very end there, Faggot.

00:39:53.000 First, I want to see the girls.

00:39:55.000 I want to see the girls in the front.

00:39:57.000 No, no, no, the little girls.

00:40:01.000 Yeah, there they are.

00:40:02.000 Look at them.

00:40:03.000 They look...

00:40:03.000 Oh my god.

00:40:04.000 Look at that.

00:40:05.000 The blonde girl's looking at the ground.

00:40:06.000 She's so uncomfortable.

00:40:08.000 You know what she looks like when they bring the kids to the scared straight and there's like a fucking convict yelling at them?

00:40:13.000 Yeah, that's what they're at.

00:40:15.000 Scared gay.

00:40:20.000 That's a winner.

00:40:21.000 That's the title of the scared gay.

00:40:24.000 Look at the rolls on that fucking caterpillar.

00:40:28.000 The one sitting down.

00:40:30.000 Oh, that's poor.

00:40:31.000 And you know what's weird too is that guy's like getting horny.

00:40:33.000 The guy dancing like that to the right.

00:40:36.000 So there's a guy getting horny in front of kids.

00:40:38.000 Say what you want about anything.

00:40:40.000 That is a fact.

00:40:41.000 Well, that's the secret to winning this argument is get gay out of it because that's their secret weapon.

00:40:46.000 That's why I always say proud boys, the worst thing you could say is faggot.

00:40:54.000 Be gay.

00:40:56.000 Malicious gay faggotry.

00:40:58.000 Why does it always skip right there?

00:41:00.000 Let's say Instagram story.

00:41:02.000 And when it goes from like one 15-second clip to the next.

00:41:05.000 Oh.

00:41:06.000 Malicious gay fagotry.

00:41:08.000 At least that's how I remember.

00:41:09.000 Well, I'm glad we're on the same page.

00:41:12.000 That's all the words are from my mouth.

00:41:13.000 And then this is another thing on the same subject, really very short section on the gays.

00:41:18.000 But why are kids and monkeypox a thing?

00:41:21.000 Hasn't there been about five cases, five deaths?

00:41:24.000 Probably a lot more cases, but five deaths.

00:41:27.000 First article written three days ago, second article 11 hours ago.

00:41:29.000 Sex between men, not skin contact is fueling monkeypox.

00:41:33.000 By the way, gays, I know you're pushing to make this a non-gay disease.

00:41:37.000 I wouldn't bother.

00:41:38.000 You tried that with AIDS.

00:41:39.000 All this money started going over to the suburbs, to the middle class, and you went, wait, we need that money back.

00:41:44.000 So don't make it about non-gays or you're going to lose money.

00:41:47.000 But then the next thing, we keep hearing about kids are going to get it.

00:41:51.000 Now, this is bad on all fronts.

00:41:53.000 Either they're lying and they just want us to be more scared so we'll spend more money at it, throw more money at it, or there's some contact with kids that we're not very happy about.

00:42:07.000 A little off topic here, but don't those pocks look like letters?

00:42:11.000 What is it trying to say?

00:42:12.000 Help?

00:42:14.000 God has also built that.

00:42:15.000 Well, maybe it is.

00:42:17.000 Zoom in a little bit on that.

00:42:20.000 It's Braille for Get Me Out of Here?

00:42:23.000 All right.

00:42:24.000 They look edited.

00:42:25.000 Let's jump over to feminism, and then we can do some good old-fashioned racism.

00:42:32.000 And loading, and we're back.

00:42:34.000 Okay, and let's...

00:42:35.000 Who here identifies as a feminist?

00:42:38.000 We are the storm, the very form of change that the world has been waiting for.

00:42:46.000 You said I was too pretty in a fight.

00:42:52.000 That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.

00:42:57.000 Just a reminder, all those chicks in that intro are the same chick.

00:43:01.000 Like, those are, when they morph.

00:43:02.000 That's obvious.

00:43:03.000 But that one is this one's drastic.

00:43:06.000 Yeah, that one is drastic.

00:43:07.000 She's putting a lot of weight.

00:43:12.000 Big in Brazil, too.

00:43:14.000 I think that's the origin of the meme is Brazilian girls.

00:43:17.000 Which sucks, because that's our man, Bolsonaro.

00:43:21.000 So I would be remiss if I didn't discuss She-Hulk.

00:43:24.000 Everyone's talking about it.

00:43:26.000 Big deal, because we are infantilized, and our culture is superhero culture.

00:43:30.000 And the same way that the poor would be watching Shakespeare, what, 300 years ago, 200 years ago, we now discuss superheroes like it's our literature.

00:43:41.000 And this clip is going around.

00:43:42.000 When I'm catcalled in the street, when incompetent men explain my own area of expertise to me, I do it pretty much every day because if I don't, I will get called emotional or difficult or might just literally get murdered.

00:43:58.000 So I'm an expert at controlling my anger because I do it infinitely more than you.

00:44:04.000 Here's the thing, Bruce.

00:44:05.000 I'm great at controlling my anger.

00:44:08.000 So wait a minute.

00:44:09.000 This is kind of funny because I don't know a lot about the Hulk, but wasn't he created that way because he was part of a nuclear explosion?

00:44:17.000 So that's stressful.

00:44:18.000 He also is on the run, right?

00:44:21.000 His whole life.

00:44:22.000 At least he was on the TV show we watched as kids.

00:44:25.000 So that sucks.

00:44:25.000 You're a nomad.

00:44:27.000 Catcalling?

00:44:28.000 Mansplaining?

00:44:30.000 And then she throws in literally murdered.

00:44:33.000 Murder is not a female thing, my dear.

00:44:36.000 Murder is a male thing.

00:44:37.000 I'm not sure if you're familiar with stats, but we are more likely to get murdered, more likely to get raped, more likely, if you include prison, more likely to die, more likely to commit suicide.

00:44:48.000 Ladies, you live longer because your lives are better.

00:44:52.000 Sorry.

00:44:54.000 Even a she-Hulk has to find her way into the work.

00:44:57.000 Look, he's Hulk explaining.

00:45:01.000 Fuck agree with Envia thought.

00:45:09.000 Why does he need glasses?

00:45:10.000 Doesn't he have superpowers?

00:45:13.000 He can jump to outer space.

00:45:16.000 But he can't read the letter B from too far away.

00:45:23.000 And does he do a lot of reading in Hulk form?

00:45:26.000 I think he does because now he's just permanent Hulk, I think.

00:45:29.000 He's found a way to maintain his Hulkism.

00:45:32.000 And he lives in Hawaii?

00:45:34.000 I suppose.

00:45:35.000 I guess because he can handle doing ice now.

00:45:41.000 So he is Hulk's planing.

00:45:43.000 I thought that was her pet peeve.

00:45:50.000 Oh, that's not good for the environment.

00:45:54.000 Oh, little punk.

00:45:59.000 Dick, move.

00:46:01.000 This isn't the kids' fucking movie.

00:46:03.000 Isn't that weird that they always have to squeeze in the word shit in all of these kids' movies?

00:46:08.000 Well, I think the majority of the people who go to these movies are adults.

00:46:11.000 That's true.

00:46:12.000 It's also meant for kids.

00:46:13.000 Well.

00:46:14.000 You know who I thought it was?

00:46:15.000 I thought it was this chick.

00:46:17.000 Remember our favorite thing that we've shown way too many times?

00:46:21.000 This girl that was also in the fatwa sex episode of Curbier Enthusiasm?

00:46:27.000 Her.

00:46:28.000 I thought that was She-Hulk.

00:46:29.000 Oh, no.

00:46:31.000 This is for Hillary.

00:46:32.000 Do we dare indulge ourselves?

00:46:34.000 It's been a while.

00:46:40.000 I'm gorgeous.

00:46:42.000 Enjoy my beauty.

00:46:46.000 I know what waves are, thanks.

00:46:49.000 I'm also gorgeous, but I'm black.

00:46:53.000 Enjoy our beauty.

00:46:55.000 I'm a girl next door gorgeous, but I'm still breathtaking.

00:46:59.000 Indulge in me.

00:47:01.000 I'm a fag, but I can play too.

00:47:05.000 I'll use comedy to entertain you, because I know I'm not easy in the eyes as much as these.

00:47:12.000 I'm kind of mousy and I'm retarded.

00:47:16.000 I used to be called meathead.

00:47:17.000 I'm some random Jew.

00:47:19.000 And we're all shitheads.

00:47:25.000 I Botox my face into an insect shape.

00:47:30.000 We're gay, and we're here, and we don't know anything but platitudes.

00:47:36.000 I've still got a lot of fight left in me.

00:47:39.000 Oh my god.

00:47:40.000 Imagine just quizzing these people on math.

00:47:44.000 What's 8 times 7 plus 13 minus 2 times 7?

00:47:49.000 Okay, that's enough.

00:47:52.000 Also, in the news, I'm reluctant to get into because it's a double-edged sword.

00:47:57.000 On the one hand, I don't like that it's brainwashing our children to be woke.

00:48:01.000 On the other hand, I don't like that I'm hearing about this from adults who are probably watching it and reading it.

00:48:07.000 Especially, I'm sorry, but black people.

00:48:10.000 I went into a comic store.

00:48:11.000 I was like half an hour early to meet someone in the city right by Times Square.

00:48:17.000 There's that huge comic store that's upstairs.

00:48:19.000 Do you know what I'm talking about?

00:48:22.000 It's on like 39th and 40th and 7th Ave.

00:48:27.000 It's upstairs.

00:48:28.000 Sometimes I like to go in there to see if there's a new like Dan Clowes, Peter Bag, graphic novel thing.

00:48:34.000 Of course, there isn't.

00:48:35.000 It's all fucking superheroes and monsters and Pokemon and anime.

00:48:41.000 But I go in there.

00:48:43.000 There's about 15 people there.

00:48:46.000 All black.

00:48:48.000 12 men, 3 women.

00:48:50.000 All adults.

00:48:52.000 Like over 30.

00:48:54.000 Over 30, but maybe over 35.

00:48:56.000 And I was like, is this a black library I'm in?

00:48:58.000 I know this sounds very racist.

00:49:00.000 I'm just telling you what these guys saw.

00:49:02.000 Take it up with my peepers.

00:49:08.000 I'm not saying that they're retarded.

00:49:12.000 But I'm saying I understand.

00:49:18.000 So similarly, there's this black female handicapped woman who is doing...

00:49:24.000 There's now the Spider-Verse.

00:49:25.000 And I think what Spider-Man's Marvel, right?

00:49:28.000 I think what Marvel slash Disney is doing is just like, let's have a Gavin Spider-Man.

00:49:32.000 Let's have a racist Spider-Man.

00:49:34.000 Let's have a black one, a gay one.

00:49:35.000 I need more people buying Spider-Man.

00:49:38.000 I think that's their business plan.

00:49:40.000 But in their, because it can't just be equality, but in their passionate quest for inclusivity, they've included a gimp.

00:49:52.000 Okay, this takes a little while to see.

00:49:54.000 You've got to sort of relax your eyes.

00:49:56.000 But her web slingers are her crutches.

00:50:01.000 And her wheelchair is tied to her back.

00:50:05.000 That's a wheelchair behind her.

00:50:07.000 She's got to carry around, what, 60 pounds?

00:50:11.000 And those legs you see, they're just string.

00:50:16.000 They're spaghetti legs.

00:50:18.000 They have no muscles.

00:50:20.000 Now, I saw some cartoonist, this was sent to me by Baby Monsters, of course.

00:50:24.000 I saw some cartoonist doing like a YouTube commentary on this.

00:50:29.000 And he's like, people in wheelchairs don't want to be in wheelchairs.

00:50:33.000 They want a fantasy.

00:50:34.000 Now, one thing you could do is you have the person in the wheelchair, but when they do the Shazam thing, all of a sudden they're a superhero.

00:50:42.000 That's a good fantasy for someone in the wheelchair.

00:50:44.000 But to bring your chair with you.

00:50:47.000 Yeah, and then people know that you're one of the gimps of the world.

00:50:51.000 Yeah, oh, that makes it a lot easier for the bad guy to track you down, too.

00:50:56.000 We've narrowed it down quite a bit here.

00:51:01.000 So who are you helping?

00:51:02.000 I guess they're just trying to sell comic books, but it's making for garbage.

00:51:06.000 Not that I should be sitting here defending superhero culture.

00:51:11.000 Okay, this is something I've been meaning to get to for a while.

00:51:14.000 I have never heard of this girl before.

00:51:16.000 Her name's Liz Brunig.

00:51:18.000 She claims to be Christian, and her obsession is the death penalty.

00:51:23.000 To quote Jim Carrey, I don't care about the death penalty.

00:51:30.000 I know I'm told that it's the state murdering people, and if we let them get away with it now, it's going to get worse, and soon it'll be you and me.

00:51:37.000 Yeah, I sort of see that argument.

00:51:39.000 But every time I've looked into it, the guy they're killing's real bad.

00:51:43.000 Libs be like, there's this ADIQ criminal named John Jonathan Jones who murdered a family of four during a home invasion and they missed a vein and stuck him with a needle during his lethal injection.

00:51:54.000 This is a human rights travesty.

00:51:56.000 So this, the story he's mocking is this guy, He got dumped by this beautiful young black lady.

00:52:03.000 He stalked her for years, terrorized her, then went in and blew her head off.

00:52:07.000 This was in the 90s.

00:52:08.000 They finally got around to killing him.

00:52:10.000 And Liz's take?

00:52:13.000 Well, the injection didn't work right.

00:52:18.000 And it took him three hours to die.

00:52:20.000 Okay.

00:52:22.000 Bye-bye.

00:52:24.000 Home to Satan.

00:52:26.000 He probably likes me.

00:52:29.000 Do you have the article there?

00:52:31.000 Maybe it's on my getter.

00:52:35.000 Yeah, go to 3-7.

00:52:37.000 No, that's the second one.

00:52:38.000 And I should have put 3-7 first.

00:52:41.000 3-7 coming up.

00:52:44.000 So that's the one I'm talking about now.

00:52:47.000 Her article is called Dead to Rights.

00:52:48.000 And I was sitting at my bar, and I look up because we have this lib old lady there now.

00:52:54.000 And she's always bitching about Trump and stuff.

00:52:56.000 And I'm like, I haven't said this, but I'm thinking, lady, you're at a barbershop now.

00:53:01.000 You're at a garage.

00:53:02.000 You're in a man zone.

00:53:04.000 So most men, blue-collar men, like Trump.

00:53:07.000 You're in a blue-collar man bar.

00:53:10.000 Maybe don't have CNN all.

00:53:12.000 Don't make the bartender put on CNN because now we see shit like this and we get annoyed.

00:53:16.000 But click on it.

00:53:18.000 It appeared inmate suffered a long death.

00:53:21.000 So that's Liz Brunig in the corner.

00:53:23.000 Of course, she lives in Yuppie Stanford, Connecticut, with her husband and kid.

00:53:28.000 They always have one kid, an only child, because they waited so long to have kids.

00:53:31.000 And Jim Acosta was very concerned that this poor man suffered a long death.

00:53:39.000 This is like the Central Park V. No attention to the victim whatsoever.

00:53:44.000 The female victim of the Central Park V goes around the country doing lectures about what it's like to rebuild your brain from scratch when you get it smashed in.

00:53:56.000 Or even the 9-11 truthers.

00:54:01.000 They're never very comfortable around the families who lost people there.

00:54:06.000 But the more egregious case, which she was also all over, is 3.6.

00:54:12.000 So this guy fucking rapes his two-year-old daughter, and then when he's done raping her, which I'm sure is murder at that point, right?

00:54:21.000 I don't want to get too graphic, but when you violate a body that small, I'm sure you destroy it internally.

00:54:28.000 So then he just takes her and smashes her head against the side of a piece of furniture until she's just bloodied in brain.

00:54:34.000 So she's destroyed on the inside and the out.

00:54:37.000 So he leaves the bloody pulp on the floor.

00:54:40.000 And Liz Brunig's concern is that it took too long to kill him.

00:54:44.000 And I'm realizing the reason she has more empathy for the monster than the baby is she sees blacks the way a lot of liberals see blacks, which is as jaguars, as these beautiful,

00:55:00.000 dangerous creatures, as these simian gods, these perfect specimens.

00:55:08.000 Of course they're savages.

00:55:09.000 Don't let them near a baby.

00:55:11.000 But when you're killing a rabid gorilla, you have to do it ethically.

00:55:17.000 Don't kill Harambe is what she's saying.

00:55:21.000 So I'm justifying or at least trying to figure out her disconnect here.

00:55:28.000 She separated her humanity.

00:55:30.000 And the only way you can separate your humanity like that is if you don't see the thing you're talking about as human.

00:55:37.000 So she's talking about some wild hippo that killed one of its young.

00:55:44.000 Not a person.

00:55:45.000 I see it as a person.

00:55:46.000 That's why I'm disgusted by him and I want him to die.

00:55:49.000 If I saw a hippo eat its young, I'd be like, ugh, gross.

00:55:55.000 And I might even be mad.

00:55:57.000 If you like chopped a hippo's leg off for eating its young and it slowly bled to death, I'd be like, hey, I know it's a fucked in the head hippo, but that's kind of gross.

00:56:08.000 Whereas when it's a human being, you have a very different view.

00:56:13.000 We can zombify our enemies now.

00:56:17.000 Egg.

00:56:19.000 Oh, good.

00:56:20.000 She actually looks kind of prettier there.

00:56:22.000 Her eyes became more symmetrical.

00:56:24.000 She's a ghoul.

00:56:26.000 You're a fucking ghoul, Liz.

00:56:30.000 All right, let's get to the racism we've been waiting for.

00:56:35.000 Truth to power.

00:56:37.000 Truth to power.

00:56:38.000 I'm a black female.

00:56:40.000 What other different...

00:56:41.000 What else could I have done to piss you off?

00:56:44.000 Black woman?

00:56:46.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:56:58.000 It's one of the most satisfying sounds in the world is a hi-hat being hit and then squeezed down.

00:57:07.000 It's a boxing sound, too.

00:57:12.000 Dude, today's workout was fucking stupid.

00:57:15.000 It was a little stoops.

00:57:16.000 And I know it's...

00:57:17.000 You should...

00:57:18.000 I like my arms to hurt the next day.

00:57:20.000 A little bit?

00:57:21.000 No, a lot.

00:57:22.000 I can still use them fine.

00:57:23.000 When they overdo a leg day, you're walking downstairs like someone is tickling your asshole.

00:57:30.000 You're just like, your whole day's garbage.

00:57:41.000 I haven't gotten sore in a while, but I feel like I might.

00:57:46.000 When I brought my...

00:57:53.000 When I brought my youngest boy there, he could barely walk the next day.

00:57:56.000 No, shit.

00:57:57.000 Like, you know what I'm saying?

00:57:59.000 Are you following me?

00:57:59.000 I'm not being a pussy.

00:58:00.000 I'm saying you got to distribute the workout evenly.

00:58:03.000 All those jumping jacks and those squats and the leg lifts.

00:58:09.000 It was a lot.

00:58:10.000 It's like, say you did 12 rounds of just a jab.

00:58:13.000 Is that a good workout?

00:58:15.000 No.

00:58:15.000 Your left arm would be dead and the rest of your body didn't get worked out.

00:58:20.000 We kind of did do that, too, with that one round of just the circling the bag.

00:58:24.000 That's good.

00:58:25.000 I like one round of just jabs because by the end of the round, you're doing jabs with a Blob of an arm.

00:58:31.000 Yeah.

00:58:31.000 And that's what you're doing in the ring towards the end of a round.

00:58:34.000 You have to learn to fight with spaghetti.

00:58:37.000 You have to learn to fight with Spider-Man's legs because that's 80% of your fight after the first round.

00:58:46.000 This is a fight.

00:58:50.000 Oh, black bed, blam balam.

00:58:52.000 So I thought this was interesting.

00:58:53.000 This is Canadian news here.

00:58:59.000 Heritage Canada?

00:59:01.000 The CBC.

00:59:04.000 Okay, so the government has all this money to fight racism in Canada.

00:59:09.000 You know how many racists there are in Canada?

00:59:12.000 Or.

00:59:13.000 Zero.

00:59:14.000 So they have to, anyone who's remotely patriotic, they're racist.

00:59:19.000 Proud boys, they're domestic terrorists.

00:59:22.000 No mention of the black ones.

00:59:23.000 No mention of the huge coalition Proud Boys used to have with the Jewish Defense League until the JDL stabbed them in the back.

00:59:32.000 Anyway, that's the lawyer.

00:59:33.000 Consultant's lawyer says tweet was directed at Jewish white supremacists and not Jewish people in general.

00:59:40.000 What the fuck does that mean?

00:59:43.000 Jewish white supremacists.

00:59:45.000 Do you mean Jewish Nazis?

00:59:47.000 So this is a trick they do where they call Jews Jewish white supremacists and they think they can get away with it.

00:59:54.000 By the way, they're not showing the guy.

00:59:56.000 This is the guy who's in charge of the guy.

00:59:59.000 Go down, let's see his photo caption.

01:00:02.000 So Housing, Diversity, and Inclusion Minister, Ahmed Hussein, it's all fucking affirmative action up there in Canada, just like New York City, all garbage hires, totally unqualified people.

01:00:12.000 And he asked Canadian Heritage to look closely at the situation in response to what he called unacceptable behavior by Laith Marouf, a senior consultant involved in a government-funded project to combat racism.

01:00:25.000 So when you have all of this stop racism, diversity and stuff, what you really have is not a war on hate, not a war on supremacy, but a war on white people.

01:00:35.000 So you end up attracting racists who hate white people, and you end up with a lot of Muslims who hate Jews.

01:00:42.000 And I get a lot of shit from the Nazis for not hating Jews.

01:00:47.000 But what I think people don't understand is black people, especially poor blacks, are anti-Semitic, but it's nothing to do with the Torah or the Holocaust or the media control or the banks or any of that more generic shit you see from like,

01:01:03.000 you know, white Nazis.

01:01:06.000 They hate them because they hate whites and they see Jews as elite whites.

01:01:11.000 So hatred of Jews is inexorably linked to a hatred of whites.

01:01:14.000 Hence the term and the acceptance of the term Jewish white supremacists.

01:01:18.000 And in this quest to fight racists, you end up just attracting people who hate whites because they don't have a problem with Muslim racists or black racists or if there are any Asian racists.

01:01:32.000 So you attract people like this fucking loser, 3-9.

01:01:38.000 Look at him.

01:01:39.000 First of all, he has hair almost as bad as the worst hair in politics, Jamie Masick.

01:01:49.000 Raskin?

01:01:50.000 Raskin.

01:01:51.000 Jamie Raskin.

01:01:52.000 I don't know how I remember that.

01:01:53.000 Well, we have a, what's his name?

01:01:55.000 Trey Wilder?

01:01:56.000 Trey Gooder?

01:01:57.000 The guy with the white hair?

01:01:59.000 We've got a pretty bad one, too.

01:02:01.000 But yeah, Jamie Raskin.

01:02:02.000 Oh, Trey Gowdy?

01:02:03.000 Trey Gowdy.

01:02:04.000 How the fuck do I know that...

01:02:05.000 I know, you're finally learning something.

01:02:07.000 This is weird.

01:02:08.000 Trey Gowdy has the second worst hair in politics, but Jamie Raskin is the leader of the pack.

01:02:16.000 Oh, geez, dude.

01:02:17.000 And the thing about Trey Gowdy is every time you fucking check in on him, he's got a new do.

01:02:22.000 Yeah, those are a lot of do's.

01:02:24.000 More like a lot of don't.

01:02:27.000 Anyway, sorry.

01:02:28.000 So I'd say second worst hair in politics if he's in politics.

01:02:33.000 Click on those tweets he put out.

01:02:36.000 Fuck Vietnam veterans.

01:02:39.000 May they all die.

01:02:41.000 I wish there was more than 60,000.

01:02:44.000 USEN dirtbags?

01:02:46.000 USEN dirtbags?

01:02:48.000 At the Vietnam, wishing it was much bigger with the names of a few million dead corpses.

01:02:52.000 So not 60,000, but several million he wants.

01:02:56.000 Why'd you go there, dude?

01:02:59.000 At the Lincoln Memorial, tell him what I think of his shitty colony.

01:03:03.000 He looks like the guy from Javier Bardem.

01:03:06.000 Yeah, he's really enjoying the fruits of Western labor while shitting on it.

01:03:13.000 No country for that hair.

01:03:15.000 I have a motto, life is too short for shoes with laces, gay, or for entertaining Jewish white supremacists with anything but a bullet to the head.

01:03:25.000 Wow.

01:03:26.000 You know those loudmouthed bags of human feces, aka the Jewish white supremacists?

01:03:30.000 This is just an excuse to say, Jews, when we liberate Palestine and they have to go back to where they came from, they will return to being low-voiced bitches of their, spelled wrong, Christian secular white supremacist masters.

01:03:44.000 That's a new take.

01:03:47.000 I've never heard that take before in my life.

01:03:49.000 And I've heard a lot of takes.

01:03:56.000 Also in the news, oat milk is too white.

01:04:00.000 Did you know that?

01:04:02.000 I didn't.

01:04:05.000 They're now against the color, or I should say lack thereof.

01:04:10.000 That's a common joke we used to do.

01:04:12.000 Like we would pretend if we had a black waitress and she's like, how would you like your coffee?

01:04:16.000 And we'd go, black.

01:04:18.000 Like she'd go, wow, thanks.

01:04:20.000 No cream at all?

01:04:22.000 Zero thanks.

01:04:23.000 You could make it blacker and bitter.

01:04:25.000 Yeah, or remember Ivanka Trump got in shit for having a white dog?

01:04:29.000 Yeah.

01:04:31.000 What?

01:04:31.000 Don't Nazis like black Doberman pinchers and German shepherds and stuff?

01:04:37.000 I never heard of a white dog being racist until the left got in control of the narrative.

01:04:43.000 Racist.

01:04:46.000 So go back to the oat milk.

01:04:51.000 Why oat milk is too white.

01:04:53.000 And look at that cuck who's working to make, he's a white male and he's working to make oat Milk less white.

01:05:01.000 Could you have lower IQs?

01:05:03.000 The black and queer-owned business is flipping the script on health food through a new plant-based creamer that baristas cannot get enough of, according to them.

01:05:12.000 Ghost Town Oats.

01:05:14.000 You guys did it.

01:05:16.000 Finally.

01:05:18.000 I guess he's there because he's gay.

01:05:21.000 Do gays not like whites?

01:05:24.000 What?

01:05:25.000 These people are also fucking retarded.

01:05:28.000 Can you imagine talking to that big fat guy about Trump?

01:05:32.000 Yeah, well, you know, the thing about Trump that makes him promise.

01:05:35.000 I am surprised.

01:05:35.000 No one is surprised about Trump's white supremacy.

01:05:38.000 You know, it's always been there.

01:05:41.000 We saw it with the Tea Party.

01:05:42.000 We saw it.

01:05:43.000 It was always under the surface.

01:05:45.000 And all Trump was a vindication of we've been saying for generations, which is America is racist through and through.

01:05:55.000 Slavery never changed.

01:05:56.000 They didn't abolish slavery.

01:05:58.000 I'm a slave right now.

01:05:59.000 I'm a slave talking to you.

01:06:00.000 Plymouth Rock fell on us.

01:06:02.000 I feel like he loves comic books.

01:06:05.000 No, the problem with Robin as a solo is they keep linking back to Batman.

01:06:12.000 I mean, I don't think there's one Robin comic that doesn't have a reference to Batman.

01:06:17.000 Robin, you your own nigga.

01:06:19.000 Own it.

01:06:20.000 Own it.

01:06:22.000 Tell you what, I want to see a black Robin.

01:06:25.000 Black female Robin.

01:06:26.000 But then people going to say, oh, they're going to put a G at the end, Robin, because he's a criminal.

01:06:30.000 Raceless ass, motherfuckers.

01:06:32.000 I wouldn't be sprat.

01:06:33.000 Don't put a pension.

01:06:34.000 Don't let Trump near any DC comic books.

01:06:37.000 Anyway, that's starting to sound racist.

01:06:42.000 So go down a little bit.

01:06:43.000 Let's just read it like a second of this idiocy.

01:06:48.000 I bet you, by the way, the header says we're going to explain why it's too white.

01:06:52.000 I bet you they don't.

01:06:55.000 Health foods exclusivity, blah, blah, blah.

01:06:59.000 Okay.

01:07:00.000 So now the industry is too white?

01:07:03.000 Go down.

01:07:04.000 Whose fault is that, by the way?

01:07:06.000 Are black people lining up to get involved in vegan health prep?

01:07:10.000 And we're like, sorry, boy.

01:07:12.000 We don't like Negroes around our fucking vegan foods.

01:07:17.000 When we're making impossible burgers, it's whites only.

01:07:20.000 I like my oat milk white.

01:07:23.000 Stuck at home.

01:07:24.000 Brain child of the pandemic.

01:07:25.000 Yeah, what a brain child.

01:07:27.000 Keep going down.

01:07:33.000 What's the guy's name?

01:07:34.000 They wanted to reach customers.

01:07:35.000 Keep going.

01:07:37.000 Alternative, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:07:40.000 No substance.

01:07:41.000 He continued in reference to how the lemon lime soda was historically heavily marketed to African-American.

01:07:45.000 But unlike Sprite, oat milk carries nutritional benefits.

01:07:47.000 Yeah, so people don't market healthy food to black people, not because black people don't want it, but because we want them to be sick.

01:07:56.000 So are you making yourself look like a fucking idiot?

01:07:58.000 Because you're fat.

01:08:00.000 So I'm talking about the fat guy upstairs.

01:08:03.000 I don't mean God.

01:08:04.000 I mean the guy at the top of this article.

01:08:05.000 God's not fat.

01:08:06.000 He's a perfect body.

01:08:09.000 That means racists made you fat.

01:08:12.000 You should be embarrassed of that.

01:08:14.000 Keep going down?

01:08:18.000 Yeah, anyway.

01:08:18.000 Wait, go up a bit.

01:08:22.000 So they never explained why it's racist that goat milk, I mean, oat milk is white.

01:08:30.000 Yeah, shut up.

01:08:31.000 Shut the fuck up.

01:08:32.000 All right.

01:08:34.000 Another item on how so much of racism is just being racist towards whites.

01:08:39.000 The UK Army says no more whites.

01:08:45.000 British RAF recruiting head resigns to protest paws on hiring white men to appease diversity goals.

01:08:52.000 This is like that joke we had at the beginning of the show where he wants to make Ward gay.

01:09:00.000 I found him.

01:09:01.000 That's a great idea.

01:09:03.000 This bitch shaking the table.

01:09:05.000 What, that's him?

01:09:06.000 I was trying to see if I could hear him talk.

01:09:09.000 Oh, wait, he's gay?

01:09:11.000 Yes.

01:09:15.000 Is this too white?

01:09:17.000 Okay, no.

01:09:18.000 Wait, didn't he just say that shit food is marketed to the hood and there he is having some spiked lemonade?

01:09:23.000 Just good.

01:09:24.000 Boy, he is really gay.

01:09:27.000 Lots of beards.

01:09:28.000 You can tell how gay someone is by their memes.

01:09:30.000 Yeah, it's all black women just having another one.

01:09:32.000 Oh, she's pretty.

01:09:33.000 Who's that?

01:09:36.000 I hope she's still thriving.

01:09:37.000 That's for sure.

01:09:40.000 I'm Mr. Sterling's right-hand arm.

01:09:43.000 Man.

01:09:46.000 I'm Mr. Sterling, everything.

01:09:48.000 I'm his confidante.

01:09:50.000 Ron Sterling's broad.

01:09:53.000 His silly rabbit.

01:09:55.000 His what?

01:09:56.000 His silly rabbit.

01:09:57.000 Tricks are freaking.

01:09:57.000 I just did a spit take.

01:09:58.000 I haven't had one of those in years.

01:10:00.000 His silly rabbit.

01:10:01.000 Thank you.

01:10:02.000 Is that what he calls you?

01:10:03.000 No.

01:10:06.000 No, yes, no.

01:10:07.000 Anyway, this is garbage run.

01:10:11.000 UC Berkeley wants you to know that white people are evil and you can't have them as guests.

01:10:18.000 Because they're all Klansmen, boss hog types.

01:10:21.000 This is 5-0.

01:10:23.000 This set needs to be blown up nice and big.

01:10:26.000 The band's white guests from common areas.

01:10:28.000 Zoom in.

01:10:30.000 House members, blah, blah, blah.

01:10:32.000 Make sure your guests understand our house values and uphold the theme of the house as you are responsible for their behavior.

01:10:38.000 Many people of color moved here to avoid white violence and presence.

01:10:43.000 So respect their decision of avoidance if you bring white guests.

01:10:47.000 So I guess you can bring a white guest, but treat them like E.T., where you've got to put a blanket around them and sort of shuffle them around.

01:10:55.000 Hide them.

01:10:57.000 Don't put a white blanket on them with holes on it.

01:11:00.000 That's going to make things much worse.

01:11:02.000 You know, if you're E.T. in that situation, your bike getting stolen.

01:11:09.000 This one is going around.

01:11:10.000 5-1, this Pakistani gentleman, East Indian.

01:11:14.000 Like, I love these guys, these Salmon Rushdie-looking motherfuckers who think that they're ostracized.

01:11:22.000 Indians make way more money in the West, in Britain, in America, than whites do.

01:11:28.000 They're much more successful academically.

01:11:30.000 They make more money.

01:11:31.000 They are healthier.

01:11:33.000 Their lives are way better.

01:11:34.000 But because they're brown and some redneck in the middle of Appalachia doesn't like them, they basically consider themselves black and they're anti-white.

01:11:44.000 So he wrote a book called The Last White Man, where he said it could be good.

01:11:49.000 He's getting a lot of backfire, so now he's changing it to be like, it's just a fantasy novel where I take this strange position that a world free of white people will be good.

01:11:58.000 First of all, you're going to go, buddy.

01:12:01.000 You're white.

01:12:03.000 This is what they don't get.

01:12:04.000 Indians are white.

01:12:06.000 Turn it up.

01:12:09.000 It's in many places.

01:12:11.000 And so I think that it's very dangerous to be pessimistic about this stuff.

01:12:15.000 I think we have to kind of find our way to an optimistic viewpoint.

01:12:20.000 And that's going to be a kind of critical optimism.

01:12:23.000 So that's what we're trying to do.

01:12:24.000 Okay, so expand on that.

01:12:25.000 We don't have much time, but how do you get to that optimistic point?

01:12:27.000 Because what you're saying is like you've taken the words right out of my head.

01:12:31.000 So these things, if you aren't optimistic, you wind up being nostalgic.

01:12:36.000 If you're nostalgic, but a bunch of garbage rhetoric.

01:12:40.000 So he's saying, I'm just trying to be optimistic.

01:12:42.000 I know it would be terrible if all the whites were gone, but let's pretend it'll be cool.

01:12:47.000 This Indian woman is a little less friendly.

01:12:51.000 She says, well, her bio is very interesting.

01:12:53.000 Here's what her bio says.

01:12:56.000 I always accepted myself to be white.

01:12:57.000 I was always treated like a white person.

01:12:59.000 I always felt fine.

01:13:00.000 But then I realized there's currency in promoting my weird last name.

01:13:05.000 And so now I just pretend I'm as black as fucking Tarana Burke.

01:13:09.000 And I bitch about white people all the time because it makes me money.

01:13:12.000 This is how you say that.

01:13:13.000 For 40 years, she wasted her precious time aspiring to be white and accepted by dominant white society, a futile task for anyone not born with white skin.

01:13:22.000 Several years ago, Sayara began the painful process of dismantling her own internalized oppression.

01:13:29.000 Sayara is a lawyer by training, a former congressional candidate, a published novelist, and an entrepreneur.

01:13:36.000 And her book is, if you scroll down, blow that up, nice and low-res.

01:13:44.000 Everything you already know about your own racism and how to do better.

01:13:49.000 Do better, white women.

01:13:51.000 Do better.

01:13:52.000 Boy, white women, you started all this shit, and you really made a mess of it.

01:13:56.000 This is what you got to watch out with the radical left.

01:13:58.000 They always cannibalize you.

01:14:00.000 It's like getting a rescue pit.

01:14:02.000 You bring them home and you go, there, I helped you, and they bite your face off.

01:14:09.000 Here is a guy in Ireland talking about the browning of Ireland and how it's a great thing.

01:14:17.000 So this is a conspiracy theory, by the way, if you think that they want to brownify white culture.

01:14:24.000 And then when they're asked about it, they say, yeah, it's true, and I think it's great.

01:14:28.000 It's a new island.

01:14:29.000 It is, though.

01:14:29.000 It is the new island.

01:14:30.000 It's a new island of new different diversities, multicultural people, Filipinos, Spanish, Africans, mixed people.

01:14:42.000 I met the girl the other day and I was like, where are you from?

01:14:44.000 She goes, my man is from China and my dad is from Africa.

01:14:47.000 I'm like, whoa!

01:14:49.000 Ireland is unique now.

01:14:51.000 We're mixed.

01:14:52.000 Because I can imagine in 10 years' time, there's going to be Barack Obamas walking around Beyoncés and different, different mixture of America.

01:15:02.000 The whites are going extinct here now, so we're taking over.

01:15:06.000 It's a new Ireland.

01:15:08.000 It's funny, too.

01:15:10.000 If we said it's a conspiracy theory, if they said it's fun.

01:15:13.000 But I want to warn you, people of color, that it's kind of a fool's errand.

01:15:20.000 You're trying to dilute a gene pool that is six times your size, right?

01:15:28.000 And in Ireland, it's much more.

01:15:30.000 So if I was black, I would be a black nationalist, I think, because you're losing your race.

01:15:35.000 This idea of the Browning of America is a complete myth.

01:15:39.000 And I've talked about this a hundred times.

01:15:40.000 I talked about Elton John's kids who look Asian and then their kids will not.

01:15:45.000 Look at Juan Williams' son.

01:15:47.000 Juan Williams' son is half black.

01:15:49.000 He looks like me with curly hair.

01:15:51.000 Look at my kids.

01:15:52.000 They look slightly Asian because they're American Indian.

01:15:55.000 Just statistically, the odds are they're not going to marry an Indian, so they're probably going to marry a white.

01:16:00.000 My grandkids will definitely look 100% white.

01:16:04.000 I'm not saying that's good or bad.

01:16:05.000 I'm saying if you think that you are muddying the white race by marrying us solely for racial purposes, you're wrong.

01:16:13.000 And you're the one who's going to lose your race.

01:16:16.000 Just provide one more example of that, 5-4.

01:16:25.000 You could be me.

01:16:27.000 Just one hour.

01:16:29.000 No, no, sorry.

01:16:30.000 That's the wrong one.

01:16:31.000 Do 53.

01:16:38.000 Two generations and the melanin gone from that bloodline.

01:16:42.000 And look how dark he was.

01:16:44.000 So he's dark, marries a normal white woman, has a light-skinned kid that's kind of black.

01:16:49.000 You could say he's black.

01:16:52.000 And look at his kid.

01:16:54.000 This is what happens, you morons.

01:16:56.000 So if you want to fuck us because you love us, that's fine.

01:17:00.000 If there's some sort of racial agenda, you're going to lose.

01:17:05.000 Sorry.

01:17:06.000 It's a strange thing to want to be victorious about.

01:17:09.000 But that's the way it's going to go.

01:17:13.000 All right, let's jump to the mailbag.

01:17:15.000 The Mizille.

01:17:17.000 Oh, we have a special treat for you today.

01:17:19.000 That's correct.

01:17:19.000 It's a classical music mailbag.

01:17:24.000 And so with that.

01:17:26.000 So see if you can sync it up.

01:17:28.000 It's probably way too long.

01:17:30.000 My deal froze.

01:17:33.000 Your deal froze?

01:17:34.000 Yeah.

01:17:35.000 That's not good.

01:17:36.000 It doesn't make for a very flowing show.

01:17:39.000 A deal.

01:17:40.000 All right, it's back.

01:17:40.000 Oh, deal.

01:17:41.000 What the fuck?

01:17:42.000 Trudette.

01:17:43.000 Okay.

01:17:43.000 And here.

01:17:45.000 Ego.

01:18:36.000 We could have just played it in normal speed, then we could have danced around.

01:18:40.000 We could have danced, sure.

01:18:44.000 I should warn you, I forgot my computer again.

01:18:46.000 You're McPewy.

01:18:48.000 Good news is I spent a lot of time this weekend working on the company and shows and stuff like that.

01:18:56.000 And I also read 100% of the mail, which took hours.

01:19:01.000 So the purple flags are very, very picky.

01:19:05.000 Because I was lying there and I was like, I have a problem.

01:19:08.000 We get too much mail.

01:19:09.000 And then I thought, no, no, you just become much pickier.

01:19:12.000 Like the NBA has a lot of people who want to play basketball for them.

01:19:16.000 So they only choose the top 0.01%.

01:19:19.000 That's what I should do with the mail.

01:19:20.000 By the way, speaking of being picky, my job all day, so even when I'm not at work, I'm thinking, what would be a good bit?

01:19:26.000 What would be a good thing?

01:19:27.000 And so I start dreaming ideas for concepts.

01:19:32.000 And then I go, your brain doesn't work when you're asleep.

01:19:35.000 So it's like drunk driving or something.

01:19:37.000 Like I crash.

01:19:39.000 And then sometimes I remember them.

01:19:42.000 And this was my genius revelation last night.

01:19:46.000 Okay.

01:19:47.000 It's a treatment for COVID.

01:19:51.000 And it's called yellow seahorse paste.

01:20:00.000 Okay.

01:20:01.000 And it's, the logo looks like Yves Saint-Laurent.

01:20:05.000 But the L is a P. And it's yellow because it's Asian.

01:20:10.000 I guess seahorse is underwater somehow?

01:20:13.000 And then the paste is because of horse paste.

01:20:16.000 And I'm lying there asleep like, genius.

01:20:20.000 You really nailed it this time, Gav.

01:20:24.000 Wait till I tell the baby monsters this hilarious COVID treatment called yellow seahorse paste.

01:20:34.000 Out of the park, buddy.

01:20:35.000 Out of the park.

01:20:39.000 That's a bizarre one, but I'll stand behind that.

01:20:42.000 I don't know why it's a seahorse.

01:20:44.000 Underwater?

01:20:45.000 I don't know.

01:20:45.000 Remember this.

01:20:46.000 Then I had a more, a less asleep one where I said, is Canada more European or American?

01:20:52.000 That one I'll stand by awake.

01:20:54.000 That's a good question.

01:20:56.000 And then lastly, I know dreams are fascinating.

01:20:59.000 Never talk about your dreams, your kids, or your mom.

01:21:05.000 I had this really vivid dream about going back to college.

01:21:08.000 Have you ever had these?

01:21:10.000 And in this one, I always get my classes wrong and I have my schedule all screwed up and I'm in the wrong class.

01:21:17.000 And at the end of every class, I'm nude.

01:21:20.000 And I got to get all my clothes back on and find something to wear.

01:21:23.000 I remember wearing like a Hawaiian shirt and a sweater and being like, this isn't a bad combo.

01:21:29.000 And my parents are very determined that I keep going to college, even though I'm 52.

01:21:35.000 And I'm like, I can't.

01:21:36.000 And I just eventually, by the end of the day, I'm like, I'm dropping out.

01:21:39.000 I'm not doing this anymore.

01:21:41.000 And my parents are like, absolutely not.

01:21:43.000 You are staying in school.

01:21:44.000 I go, no, no.

01:21:47.000 I don't belong there.

01:21:48.000 I hate it.

01:21:48.000 I'm not doing this.

01:21:50.000 And then you wake up and you're like, I'm not in college.

01:21:54.000 I don't have to drop out.

01:21:56.000 I already did.

01:21:58.000 I did eventually finish college, but it was haphazard.

01:22:02.000 Which Yves St. Laurent logo?

01:22:05.000 By the way, look at all this.

01:22:06.000 Oh, yeah, that's a common thing.

01:22:08.000 I think it has more to do with computers than the death of design, but they're both a factor.

01:22:14.000 And legibility when it's small and reproduction.

01:22:16.000 There's all kinds of reasons for that.

01:22:18.000 Burberry, getting, you know, reproduced cheaply and being hard to read.

01:22:22.000 You don't have to worry about reproducing that second logo.

01:22:24.000 No, but Yves St. Laurent has one that's just YSL.

01:22:28.000 Anyway, it's ridiculous.

01:22:30.000 It's like the one, the brilliant revelation I had when I was asleep that said, funniest joke in the world.

01:22:36.000 How many people want money?

01:22:38.000 Eight.

01:22:39.000 Yes.

01:22:40.000 I remember the punches.

01:22:41.000 Because it's way more than that.

01:22:43.000 Yeah.

01:22:44.000 Eight.

01:22:45.000 I'm going to make bumper stickers and t-shirts.

01:22:48.000 This is it.

01:22:50.000 All right, so you're going to have to introduce the letters, Ryan.

01:22:54.000 Sure.

01:22:55.000 Okay, first one.

01:22:56.000 Ryan's incapable of making decisions.

01:22:59.000 Dear genius in Rytard, it was literally like having an AIDS attack.

01:23:04.000 I don't know if that's a thing.

01:23:04.000 Listening to Ryan try to decide whether he's better or worse than the similar low-T mimics on Friday's Epp.

01:23:09.000 It was definitely simple, yet he literally cannot make a decision.

01:23:13.000 Why can't you choose without the influence of others?

01:23:15.000 It was like he was Kim Wexler at the end of BCS and couldn't decide whether or not she could use a miracle whip for a potato salad.

01:23:23.000 Motherfucker, just make a decision.

01:23:25.000 Have the courage to stand by your convictions.

01:23:27.000 Maybe he's controlled by a rat.

01:23:28.000 Well, I think there's a lot of nuance in impressions.

01:23:30.000 That was all.

01:23:32.000 That hurt, though, right?

01:23:33.000 No.

01:23:35.000 The last episode of Better Call Saul is so good that I feel bad for David Chase.

01:23:38.000 Have I talked about this already?

01:23:40.000 Thanks to Baby Monsters.

01:23:41.000 I thought the last episode was him running out the door.

01:23:43.000 Right.

01:23:44.000 Nope.

01:23:45.000 Way better than that.

01:23:46.000 So you were behind one?

01:23:48.000 I was behind one.

01:23:49.000 Oh, shit.

01:23:49.000 Yeah, because that's such a perfect fucking ending.

01:23:52.000 I'm not going to ruin it for anybody.

01:23:54.000 But that show's better than Sopranos, better than Breaking Bad, better than The Wire.

01:23:59.000 Now, have you seen Fargo?

01:24:00.000 I think you were.

01:24:01.000 Better than Fargo.

01:24:02.000 Fargo the show.

01:24:03.000 You've seen it?

01:24:03.000 I've seen a lot of it.

01:24:05.000 It's good.

01:24:06.000 Well, I'll watch it then.

01:24:07.000 It's got a new TV.

01:24:08.000 55-inch.

01:24:09.000 Oh, I just got a care.

01:24:11.000 Zero-inch.

01:24:14.000 What up, Gavin and Fagin?

01:24:15.000 Going back to the Friday's episode of the clown-ass haircuts those people got, you guys are going to get a kick from this account, which is primarily Muslim.

01:24:22.000 These guys all look like cartoon princes.

01:24:23.000 Oh, yeah, click on that.

01:24:25.000 This is how they get their haircut in Islam.

01:24:28.000 And this has got to be inbreeding, right?

01:24:30.000 What the fuck?

01:24:31.000 Remember, you probably know this.

01:24:33.000 I remember when my daughter was like four, there was a show on Nickelodeon where it was a girl.

01:24:38.000 She was chased by this guy, and it was all musical, and they were all dancing all the time.

01:24:42.000 Lazy Town.

01:24:43.000 Lazy Town.

01:24:44.000 Pull up Lazy Town.

01:24:46.000 No problem.

01:24:48.000 You must be so excited.

01:24:49.000 We're finally in your wheelhouse.

01:24:50.000 No, I remember my little cousin.

01:24:51.000 This was like his show.

01:24:53.000 I was always so grossed out by it.

01:24:56.000 It's weird.

01:24:56.000 He was trying to encourage her to watch like Adventure Time or something.

01:24:59.000 No, I like this show.

01:25:00.000 It feels like Swedish or something.

01:25:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:25:02.000 It really hurts your eyes.

01:25:05.000 The guy is the worst.

01:25:07.000 Robbie Rotten?

01:25:08.000 This guy.

01:25:09.000 Oh, Spartacus.

01:25:12.000 His boots?

01:25:13.000 It's got such European vibes.

01:25:15.000 It does.

01:25:15.000 But the set.

01:25:16.000 Oh, that's fake, I guess.

01:25:18.000 Yeah, it's green screen clearly, right?

01:25:21.000 And the weird puppets.

01:25:23.000 Let's go to Robbie Gary.

01:25:25.000 Robbie Rotten.

01:25:27.000 Wait, I want to see the...

01:25:30.000 This is all nightmare fuel.

01:25:34.000 There he is.

01:25:35.000 Oh, that's who I was thinking of.

01:25:37.000 Yeah.

01:25:40.000 Don't do it, little girl.

01:25:42.000 No.

01:25:43.000 It will only cause trouble.

01:25:45.000 Imagine doing that as a job.

01:25:47.000 Trouble!

01:25:49.000 Yeah, they have like plastic hair.

01:25:57.000 I could not go to work if that was my job.

01:26:00.000 Like, I'd kill myself.

01:26:03.000 Here's more of him.

01:26:10.000 He's cringe.

01:26:12.000 Cringe factory.

01:26:13.000 Anyway, get back to the Muslims who are just as bad.

01:26:16.000 He only wants to eat candy.

01:26:19.000 Keep going.

01:26:21.000 There's a ton of them.

01:26:28.000 Look at that guy.

01:26:30.000 This one?

01:26:31.000 What are you doing?

01:26:35.000 What happens when it rains?

01:26:36.000 What have you done?

01:26:37.000 I guess it doesn't rain in Saudi Arabia.

01:26:39.000 Do you think you're gorgeous?

01:26:46.000 That's it.

01:26:47.000 Ew, they wax the top part rather than shave it.

01:26:52.000 What the fuck is going on?

01:26:55.000 What's with the Indians in dying their beard red?

01:26:58.000 Is that like a thing?

01:26:59.000 That's an Indian thing.

01:27:00.000 India.

01:27:01.000 Hindus do that.

01:27:02.000 They think it makes them look young.

01:27:03.000 I don't know why.

01:27:04.000 Look at that retarded.

01:27:06.000 This is inbreeding.

01:27:06.000 I'm sorry.

01:27:07.000 This is inbreeding.

01:27:12.000 Maybe they have too much time on their hand?

01:27:16.000 What's with the little dip there?

01:27:17.000 The barber shop that Incest built.

01:27:23.000 No, the name for cousins fucking each other is much more complicated.

01:27:26.000 Miscegenation?

01:27:28.000 I always get mixed up with race mixing and cousin fucking.

01:27:32.000 It's almost the same word.

01:27:33.000 Miscagenation and then misjanzication.

01:27:37.000 What are you going to pluck your whole mustache off?

01:27:40.000 Can't you just shave it, dude?

01:27:42.000 Wait, I've done this as a joke.

01:27:44.000 Jay Johnson used to talk about getting your mustache wet.

01:27:47.000 Consangenuity.

01:27:48.000 Consangenuity.

01:27:49.000 Stan Bouldna.

01:27:50.000 Consangenuity.

01:27:54.000 Look at their eyebrows.

01:27:55.000 What the?

01:27:56.000 Wow.

01:27:56.000 These are getting men could get more ridiculous than women.

01:28:00.000 You've just been outdone, ladies, for gayness.

01:28:05.000 Is this guy's name Gene?

01:28:07.000 Because this one is wilder.

01:28:08.000 What the fuck have you done?

01:28:20.000 I mean, I'm sorry.

01:28:21.000 These people are incompatible with the Western world.

01:28:23.000 I'll take your Urdus.

01:28:24.000 I'll take your Sikhs.

01:28:26.000 I'll take lots of Browns.

01:28:28.000 Not Islam.

01:28:30.000 Sorry.

01:28:31.000 No, no.

01:28:31.000 You're out.

01:28:32.000 All right, next let.

01:28:33.000 Okay, let number Trey.

01:28:36.000 Kevin McKinnon, 2015.

01:28:37.000 Quote, Trannies are just mentally ill-gays.

01:28:40.000 Trans and retards, 2015.

01:28:42.000 That lost me my ad agency.

01:28:44.000 True.

01:28:44.000 Had to reboot my entire career.

01:28:47.000 And that's why we're here, though.

01:28:48.000 That's the good news.

01:28:49.000 I wrote an article that said transphobia is perfectly natural, wherein I described them as mentally ill-gays.

01:28:57.000 Makes sense to me.

01:28:58.000 And what happened?

01:29:00.000 Well, they want to prosecute people who criticize them.

01:29:05.000 So if they can get listed as a disability, now you're criticizing someone who's blind or deaf or handicapped.

01:29:12.000 That's a disability.

01:29:13.000 Now it's a hate crime.

01:29:15.000 You know, like mental illness.

01:29:17.000 So now you have trans people celebrating that they are declared mentally ill, which 10 years ago, you got put on the chopping block for even implying.

01:29:29.000 Help me out here.

01:29:31.000 You got the links?

01:29:32.000 That's wicked, crazy.

01:29:34.000 So they say trans from 2015, that's trans people.

01:29:36.000 Well, show the pics.

01:29:37.000 Show the tweets.

01:29:38.000 Show the links.

01:29:41.000 Trans people must be afforded all accommodations.

01:29:43.000 Medical interventions cannot be unduly targeted.

01:29:47.000 And then look who's saying that.

01:29:49.000 They're like, haha, they made themselves disabled.

01:29:53.000 Maybe zoom out a bit.

01:29:56.000 Massive win.

01:29:59.000 And then if you check other tweets, it's them going, haha, you dummies made yourselves disabled.

01:30:04.000 All right, this doesn't go very well when I don't have my computer.

01:30:10.000 Let's see.

01:30:10.000 Okay, so now we got this other one.

01:30:16.000 Dear Gavin, can you please order Ryan to spit out his chewing gum while working on a live microphone?

01:30:20.000 I know as a writer, you have a legitimate hatred for poor grammar and dollar signs after the number.

01:30:24.000 Similarly, as a sound mixer, I abore the sound of mastication.

01:30:30.000 You're not chewing that gum today, aren't you?

01:30:31.000 No, I'm not.

01:30:32.000 That's my mastic gum, and I will not chew it during the show.

01:30:36.000 All right, next.

01:30:39.000 It's Detroit, so I guarantee it was designed by an inept diversity hire, conceived by an ineptitude.

01:30:45.000 Oh, this one was funny.

01:30:48.000 Yeah, this probably should have gone under racism.

01:30:52.000 Second pit spit take of the show.

01:30:58.000 The edges don't even look very safe.

01:31:01.000 Like, what is that?

01:31:01.000 A thin blanket?

01:31:03.000 The steel is smashing into the side?

01:31:05.000 Yeah.

01:31:06.000 Look at that.

01:31:07.000 Not one person has a good sail.

01:31:11.000 Like, not one person doesn't smash into it.

01:31:14.000 100% of the people who go down it get rocked.

01:31:19.000 This is actually designed by a spine and MRI center.

01:31:24.000 It lasted four hours.

01:31:26.000 Four hours later.

01:31:33.000 Damn.

01:31:35.000 Oh my god, I think this is the same slide.

01:31:38.000 Of course it is.

01:31:39.000 Retard?

01:31:41.000 And what do you hit there, like hard rubber?

01:31:46.000 Where the friction instantly rolls you?

01:31:49.000 Hot black rubber.

01:31:51.000 Another possible show title.

01:31:53.000 Alright, let's do a couple more.

01:31:57.000 Let's see here.

01:31:59.000 Okay.

01:32:00.000 This one's just a link.

01:32:04.000 Oh, Europe Will Not Survive.

01:32:05.000 Yeah, that's kind of a.

01:32:07.000 This is why you should take a mixed martial art or any kind of combat sport.

01:32:13.000 It should be in your repertoire.

01:32:14.000 It should be ready.

01:32:16.000 Or at the very least, your muscle memory should be there.

01:32:20.000 Look, they get him.

01:32:21.000 Look at this.

01:32:22.000 He's blocking.

01:32:24.000 I think there's a resurgence of anti-Semitism because at this point in time, Europe has not yet learned how to be multicultural.

01:32:31.000 And I think we're going to be part of the throes of that transformation, which must take place.

01:32:37.000 Europe is not going to be the same.

01:32:39.000 Look at that.

01:32:39.000 He's throwing them around.

01:32:41.000 Fists up.

01:32:41.000 Society is going to be a lot of people who are in the last century.

01:32:44.000 Jews are going to be at the center of that.

01:32:46.000 It's a huge transformation.

01:32:48.000 I saw CNN had a big thing about the rise of hate and anti-Semitism in America.

01:32:52.000 You know they didn't discuss blacks attacking Hasids or Muslims attacking synagogues.

01:32:58.000 They made it all about fucking Mazu Primacy.

01:33:02.000 All right, let's get to the final vid.

01:33:04.000 Tried to keep this show short, too.

01:33:06.000 Didn't work.

01:33:22.000 Okay, start with the...

01:33:23.000 Whoa, you're a rock and roll, dude.

01:33:27.000 Just chilling?

01:33:28.000 Just rock and chilling.

01:33:30.000 Thanks.

01:33:31.000 You know, you always say I'm a rock and roll guy, and I always poo-poo it.

01:33:35.000 Well, consider me unpoo-pooed.

01:33:37.000 Thank you.

01:33:38.000 Consider me constipated.

01:33:39.000 I also like the octagons?

01:33:42.000 Yes.

01:33:43.000 The hexagons.

01:33:44.000 The little floaters.

01:33:45.000 I call them the floaters.

01:33:47.000 Speaking of octagons, go to 6-1 first, the second one first.

01:33:52.000 Remember this from a couple years ago?

01:33:53.000 Tyson Fury just starts licking up Deontay Wilder's blood.

01:33:59.000 Do you remember that?

01:34:00.000 Yep.

01:34:00.000 And I remember Larry Barnes going, no, no, no.

01:34:02.000 He's just like, he's trying to get air into his system.

01:34:06.000 And I'm like, no, he's in animal mode and he's tasting the blood.

01:34:13.000 It was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen in boxing until this weekend where Luke Rockhold in a face-to-face combat decides to cover his opponent with blood.

01:34:28.000 This is pure animal savage primordial cave shit.

01:34:32.000 Look at this.

01:34:33.000 Turn it up.

01:34:48.000 I mean, it's a good technique.

01:34:50.000 They always stop fights because his wounds are so open he can't see with the blood in his eyes.

01:34:55.000 How about my blood in your eyes?

01:34:59.000 Hopefully it'll coagulate there and you won't get a good kick in.

01:35:04.000 Anyway, folks, it's always good to fight.

01:35:07.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 22, 2022

S4E157 - SCARED GAY

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