Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E160 - WELCOME BACK!

00:00:14.000 From New York, it's General Monday with George McGimmets.

00:00:59.000 I'm back.

00:01:02.000 Got a week full of newspapers here.

00:01:05.000 Worst kept secret.

00:01:07.000 Some dog bit a chick. 0.99

00:01:10.000 MIPD sending its scrubs on patrol amid shortage. 1.00

00:01:13.000 Megan Markle still being a bitch. 1.00

00:01:15.000 We'll cover that in shit I don't care about. 1.00

00:01:19.000 Illegal immigrants crossing the border at record numbers. 1.00

00:01:23.000 And we are crossing the border going down south and they don't like it.

00:01:25.000 We'll get to that.

00:01:27.000 Serena Williams retired.

00:01:29.000 I always thought that was Mike Tyson in drag. 0.91

00:01:32.000 More about the ridiculous document dumped. 0.84

00:01:36.000 They're definitely going to arrest him. 0.57

00:01:38.000 They just got to figure out a charge.

00:01:40.000 There's the dark divide we talked about yesterday with the Trump speech.

00:01:44.000 More Serena.

00:01:45.000 And then, of course, Hunter Biden. 1.00

00:01:49.000 The FBI stormed Baron Trump's bedroom and rifled through his shit. 1.00

00:01:57.000 Yet they did nothing for this bad boy in his laptop. 1.00

00:02:02.000 That tells you everything you need to know.

00:02:05.000 That was Diaz's walk-on music.

00:02:09.000 The trumpets. 0.99

00:02:09.000 The Mets were kicking ass. 0.99

00:02:11.000 My bet was up to $1,800. 0.97

00:02:13.000 It went down to, I don't know, it was $1,600 or $17.

00:02:17.000 It's now down to $900 something.

00:02:20.000 I lost $700 in two games with the Nats, the Washington Nationals.

00:02:29.000 First game, I lost $400.

00:02:31.000 Second game, I lost $300.

00:02:32.000 With a $100 bet because the Nats are at the very bottom.

00:02:36.000 That's Mr. Potato Head.

00:02:38.000 He looks exactly like Mr. Potato Head.

00:02:41.000 Isn't that painful, Ryan?

00:02:44.000 $700 in two games. 1.00

00:02:46.000 Fuck me. 1.00

00:02:47.000 Overall, doing pretty good, though. 1.00

00:02:49.000 I guess so.

00:02:51.000 Isn't this jersey weird?

00:02:52.000 It's a baseball hockey jersey.

00:02:56.000 We have a new sports show with Josh Denny and some Jew. 1.00

00:03:00.000 I hate the thumbnail for it.

00:03:03.000 And I don't like the name.

00:03:04.000 What's it called?

00:03:05.000 Big Uglies? 0.99

00:03:06.000 Big Uglies.

00:03:07.000 No.

00:03:07.000 I want it to be called Sportsity Sports Sports Sports.

00:03:11.000 That is pretty good.

00:03:12.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:03:14.000 What the fuck is that? 1.00

00:03:16.000 Terrible. 0.99

00:03:18.000 No, that's not happening.

00:03:20.000 That's a hill I'll die on.

00:03:22.000 I'm going to have my cartoonist friend, the guy who did our High Viz shirts, do a cartoon of Josh and the other guy.

00:03:30.000 That'll be funny.

00:03:34.000 Oh, he's a lot sexier than I thought.

00:03:41.000 Nice set.

00:03:42.000 Wait, I put the peanut butter first and you toast the peanut butter?

00:03:45.000 No, no, I guess I toast the bread first and I put the peanut butter.

00:03:50.000 You either were taking the show or not.

00:03:52.000 I think it's reformatted.

00:03:58.000 By the way, speaking of Trump, this is kind of a weird story to start out with.

00:04:04.000 Actually, I'll get to that in a second.

00:04:08.000 Let's jump into those Mexicans that don't like us crossing the border. 1.00

00:04:12.000 Is this a level of irony anyone can handle?

00:04:15.000 AJ Plus.

00:04:17.000 Al Jazeera.

00:04:19.000 Can you believe Al Jazeera dictates our information? 1.00

00:04:22.000 Fucking Saudi prince vanity project? 0.99

00:04:26.000 I looked up his name once, the main guy who funded it. 1.00

00:04:29.000 It's like 17 names long.

00:04:33.000 Al-Sharmik, Shamaz, Muhammad, Malak, Malik.

00:04:36.000 You thought that was like a team of guys maybe that worked on it.

00:04:40.000 But here, check this out.

00:04:41.000 It's hilarious.

00:04:42.000 This is what some Mexicans are calling modern colonialism.

00:04:46.000 The heavy influx of Americans moving to Mexico City to take advantage of lower living costs.

00:04:51.000 Other locals are calling it gentrification, a plague, or even an invasion.

00:04:56.000 What?

00:04:56.000 Behind you!

00:05:00.000 Oh my god!

00:05:01.000 You're thinking of moving to Mexico City?

00:05:03.000 Wow.

00:05:04.000 One simple recommendation.com.

00:05:07.000 Gentrification is the name of the game.

00:05:09.000 Critics say the flood of Americans has caused an increase in cost of basic necessities for locals.

00:05:17.000 Rent has more than doubled for some.

00:05:19.000 This is an invasion, huh?

00:05:21.000 Do you feel like we're changing the demographics of your country?

00:05:24.000 Do you feel like we're altering it culturally?

00:05:27.000 Hmm.

00:05:29.000 That Mexico City residents already spend an average of 60% of their income on housing.

00:05:34.000 You know what we should do is consider amnesty cities, sanctuary cities, where we can live our normal American life without being persecuted.

00:05:46.000 Sound fair?

00:05:47.000 Yeah, maybe some of the Mexicans' taxes can go to making their lives easier. 0.97

00:05:51.000 You know what's amazing about this segment too?

00:05:53.000 AJ Plus doesn't acknowledge the irony. 1.00

00:05:56.000 That's the beauty of shitting on mostly white people, is you don't have to justify your hypocrisy. 1.00

00:06:03.000 It's just, it's a red carpet. 1.00

00:06:05.000 Are the same ones who complain when immigrants come to America?

00:06:09.000 And of course, natives are upset as they should be. 1.00

00:06:12.000 Many Americans moving to Mexico City are working remotely and still getting paid in U.S. dollars.

00:06:17.000 Some locals have benefited from increasing tourism, but for many, that doesn't balance out rising costs and inflation.

00:06:24.000 Mexicans are also fed up with Americans ignoring cultural and social norms.

00:06:29.000 What?

00:06:29.000 And Some complain that in certain places, English is more common than Spanish.

00:06:34.000 Oh my God.

00:06:35.000 In certain places, English is more common than Spanish.

00:06:38.000 Ever been to Texas?

00:06:41.000 Ever been to Southern California?

00:06:44.000 Ever been to Arizona? 1.00

00:06:45.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:06:49.000 Don't give them any quarter. 1.00

00:06:52.000 In our boxing gym, there's that song that comes on, if you're not bilingual, get the fuck out. 0.99

00:06:58.000 And they're talking about a city in America. 0.99

00:07:01.000 Remember that?

00:07:02.000 Yeah.

00:07:04.000 What was another lyric we overheard?

00:07:05.000 White boy better put his hands up. 1.00

00:07:07.000 White boy put your hands up. 0.97

00:07:08.000 Yeah.

00:07:10.000 We're trying to work out here.

00:07:11.000 You're talking about killing us?

00:07:12.000 There's another one that's like, this is about skin folk, kinfolk, bloodlines.

00:07:16.000 We're on the front lines.

00:07:17.000 Ready for war.

00:07:19.000 I'm like, cool.

00:07:20.000 That's what they're listening to.

00:07:21.000 Race war song.

00:07:23.000 Can you put on screwdriver next?

00:07:25.000 It's in Pilates Studios.

00:07:27.000 People who live in Mexico City and people who work in Mexico City, including myself, we want to get a place, but it's really difficult because the prices are so high and even with a good salary, it's very difficult. 0.99

00:07:41.000 New York's shit for brains. 0.93

00:07:42.000 You're still bragging about how cheap it is and how it's not even like a quarter of your rent in LA and it's messed up, right? 1.00

00:07:51.000 Yeah, it's real messed up.

00:07:53.000 Flooding the border is really messed up.

00:07:55.000 We should stop crossing that border.

00:07:58.000 Sounds like a lot of nationalism to me.

00:08:00.000 Here's some more irony.

00:08:02.000 John Doyle pointed this out.

00:08:05.000 Kind of related. 0.57

00:08:06.000 Yeah, if whites don't have a culture, why do you keep painting our culture black? 0.58

00:08:13.000 I thought this doesn't exist. 0.98

00:08:15.000 Black Robin Hood. 1.00

00:08:15.000 And I know it's fantasy and stuff, but cut the shit. 1.00

00:08:18.000 Tolkien was obsessed with medieval history. 0.99

00:08:20.000 That's why they look like that.

00:08:22.000 It's not random.

00:08:27.000 So that's the globalists getting a taste of their own medicine.

00:08:30.000 I thought this was interesting, though, speaking of globalism, and we're going to do a deep dive on France today, Western culture.

00:08:36.000 I know you parochial Americans don't care about Europe or Canada or any other place. 1.00

00:08:42.000 Fuck you. 1.00

00:08:43.000 You should. 1.00

00:08:44.000 It's going to happen here.

00:08:46.000 The trucker convoy is as important to American culture as it is to Canadian culture.

00:08:54.000 Macrons, the yellow vest, those protests in France are inexorably linked here.

00:08:59.000 The American Revolution, the French Revolution are two sides of the same coin.

00:09:04.000 I'll get to that shortly. 0.99

00:09:06.000 So when you see this asshole globalist talk about stealing land from farmers, it's coming here. 0.99

00:09:14.000 Ever notice our shelves are completely empty? 1.00

00:09:17.000 How many food processing plants have burnt down?

00:09:20.000 How much have you heard about the importance of eating bugs for open borders internally without a system for stronger external borders on the outside?

00:09:32.000 This was a fair weather policy, it strikes me, and rather dangerous to put fair weather policies at the heart of Europe.

00:09:38.000 What do you think can be done in the near term?

00:09:41.000 Donald Tusk has talked about two months to get things organized.

00:09:44.000 What can be done in the near term to manage another year?

00:09:48.000 Well, first of all, I am in complete agreement with Donald Tusk that we need to get a grip on this issue in the next six to eight weeks.

00:09:56.000 And the reason is that when spring comes and the numbers of refugees coming out of Turkey and Lebanon and other countries through Greece into the rest of the European Union, through the West Balkans, we see today that in the first three weeks of this year there were 35,000

00:10:14.000 people crossing the sea from Turkey into Greece.

00:10:17.000 Last year it was only 1,600 in the full month of January.

00:10:20.000 Now 35,000 in the first three weeks of this year.

00:10:24.000 And this is winter.

00:10:25.000 So when spring comes and the numbers will quadruple and will go up considerably, we cannot, as a European Union, at least for the Netherlands, for Germany, for other countries, cannot cope with the numbers any longer.

00:10:39.000 So we have to get a grip on this.

00:10:41.000 So this is the immediate agenda for the next six to eight weeks.

00:10:44.000 This has to do with making a success of the EU-Turkish agreement, making a success of building the hotspots and the reception facilities in Greece and in Italy, making a success of the relocation system within the European Union.

00:10:58.000 Your question is about the success of the relocation system.

00:11:04.000 Talk to an American farmer.

00:11:05.000 Talk to a Canadian farmer.

00:11:06.000 Right now, all over Canada, you have these weird bureaucrats, Trudeau's bureaucrats, going from farm to farm, monitoring their carbon footprint, monitoring their ecological behavior.

00:11:18.000 We have it here in the financial world in America with ESG, environmental, social, governance.

00:11:33.000 So major corporations.

00:11:35.000 Corporations, like what's it called, Blackstone?

00:11:39.000 They demand that there's an ecological component of your investment.

00:11:44.000 Not good.

00:11:48.000 You know the Amish never vote, but guess who is now showing up at Trump Rally since the Dems started targeting them with huge fines for raising organic beef?

00:11:55.000 See?

00:11:56.000 Told you the chickens were coming home to roost.

00:12:00.000 We showed that.

00:12:00.000 Did we show that clip of that Amish farmer getting interrogated for selling raw milk?

00:12:05.000 No, we didn't show it, but I showed you that.

00:12:06.000 Because there's that one.

00:12:07.000 The one we showed before the break was the guy who had to set up a secret food club to sell his produce because he wasn't allowed to skirt the FDA.

00:12:21.000 And now this guy has dared to sell raw milk.

00:12:24.000 I don't think it's healthy to drink raw milk, but I think it's perfectly within the bounds of freedom for people to drink unhealthy things.

00:12:33.000 Go ahead, have your bacteria. 0.99

00:12:35.000 Look at these fucking fat Karens. 1.00

00:12:38.000 They look like teachers. 1.00

00:12:39.000 Doesn't she look like every teacher is ruining our children's lives with their bullshit? 1.00

00:12:45.000 Turn it up. 1.00

00:12:45.000 Thank you. 1.00

00:12:46.000 Appreciate it.

00:12:50.000 I'm just going to walk into your house here, your place of work.

00:12:55.000 It's mine now.

00:12:57.000 You may not sell.

00:12:58.000 Remember, hearing in Texas, people are Getting fined for collecting rainwater.

00:13:02.000 No, you may not do that.

00:13:05.000 Mr. Shannon, you're in my personal space. 0.99

00:13:08.000 Look how fat this bitch is, and she's there monitoring people's health. 1.00

00:13:11.000 You're in my personal space. 1.00

00:13:13.000 You are literally on my personal space. 0.99

00:13:17.000 And you're so fat, you have too much personal space. 0.97

00:13:20.000 You worried about raw milk? 0.57

00:13:22.000 Why aren't you worried about fried food?

00:13:24.000 You're in my personal space.

00:13:25.000 She's talking to the people of the town over. 1.00

00:13:28.000 You should check your own diet for unhealthy things like perpetual Big Macs, you fucking tub. 1.00

00:13:34.000 I'm glad she fixes her shirt right here because she was looking like about a piece of shit until she tugs on the right part. 1.00

00:13:40.000 And then she got the wrinkles. 0.99

00:13:42.000 Now you're slim.

00:13:43.000 Fat people always do that too when they sit down. 0.74

00:13:45.000 They pull their t-shirts out like this. 0.96

00:13:46.000 There you go. 1.00

00:13:47.000 Damn. 1.00

00:13:48.000 I don't think so. 0.99

00:13:49.000 I talked to my attorney and he said, you know, let you do the thing.

00:13:53.000 Okay, but the warrant says that we inspect inside buildings.

00:13:56.000 Yeah, you're paying to do that.

00:13:59.000 Anyway.

00:14:00.000 So you need to.

00:14:01.000 What's one six?

00:14:02.000 I saw Jurassic World recently, and the plot is this food supply company made these locusts that are prehistoric that are going to destroy all the farms, and you'll only be able to buy from this food company.

00:14:20.000 The character was kind of an amalgam of amalgamation of Bill Gates, maybe Elon Musk.

00:14:27.000 So Jurassic World's kind of anti-globalist.

00:14:30.000 A little bit.

00:14:31.000 Norwegian farmers throwing away their harvest due to energy prices.

00:14:34.000 Sweden's largest tomato growers shut down because they cannot afford electricity prices.

00:14:38.000 11,000 farms in the Netherlands will be forced to shut down to meet climate goals.

00:14:43.000 Are you realizing what's happening yet?

00:14:47.000 Speaking of being able to read numbers, did you see that press secretary say that Biden has created 10,000 million jobs?

00:14:54.000 That's 10 billion jobs, right?

00:14:56.000 That's more than every single person in the world getting a job. 0.99

00:15:00.000 All right, let's jump into my favorite new segment, shit I don't care about. 0.99

00:15:07.000 Including your feelings. 0.99

00:15:09.000 Here we go.

00:15:10.000 And it's coming up. 1.00

00:15:11.000 Shit I don't care about. 1.00

00:15:14.000 Shit I don't care about shit I don't care about at all. 1.00

00:15:18.000 Which got a new TV 55 inch. 1.00

00:15:20.000 Oh, I just got a care zero inch.

00:15:24.000 Hurtful.

00:15:26.000 What was that thing we had?

00:15:28.000 The crisis of the care?

00:15:29.000 The care holocurb?

00:15:30.000 The burning of the care?

00:15:32.000 Burning of the care?

00:15:34.000 Cremation of the care.

00:15:35.000 What is that?

00:15:36.000 I got to look that up.

00:15:38.000 I feel like it's something we want to talk about. 0.99

00:15:40.000 Shouldn't I have some sort of shit background? 1.00

00:15:42.000 I can make you a shit background, true. 1.00

00:15:44.000 That's forte. 0.99

00:15:46.000 Every other background that I've made besides city inquiries?

00:15:50.000 Olivia Watt, Cremation of Care is an annual ritual production written, produced, and performed by and for members, I already don't care, of the Bohemian Club and staged at Bohemian Grove.

00:16:01.000 Ooh, at a small artificial lake in private Old Grove.

00:16:06.000 Their dramatic performance is presented on the first night of the annual.

00:16:09.000 I know a guy who goes to Bohemium Grove, Marshall Bell.

00:16:14.000 He's in that commercial right now.

00:16:15.000 You see where the cars pull up?

00:16:17.000 And he's like the toll booth guy.

00:16:20.000 He's got a bit of a bad scar on his front lip.

00:16:22.000 He was the dad in Stand By Me, The Mean Dad.

00:16:28.000 He was also Quado's host.

00:16:30.000 Remember Quado in?

00:16:32.000 Was that True Lies?

00:16:33.000 No, no, no. 1.00

00:16:34.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:16:36.000 Total Recall. 1.00

00:16:38.000 Yeah.

00:16:39.000 He's the host of...

00:16:40.000 Pull that up.

00:16:40.000 Quado?

00:16:41.000 Quaddo.

00:16:43.000 That was a show we pitched back in my show pitch days.

00:16:46.000 A spin-off where it's Quado?

00:16:47.000 It's Quado, but he's in.

00:16:51.000 Who's that sort of indie rock guy?

00:16:53.000 Michael Cara?

00:16:54.000 Sarah?

00:16:54.000 Michael Sarah.

00:16:55.000 Yeah. 0.91

00:16:56.000 And Michael Sarah is a nerd, and Quado is like out partying, and he has debts, and these strippers slap him in the face and stuff.

00:17:05.000 There's more parodies of Quado than there are Quaddos.

00:17:08.000 Anyway, Marshall Bell is a Wahina Grove guy, and he told me what goes on there.

00:17:11.000 He goes, it's just fun.

00:17:13.000 It's just guys hanging out.

00:17:14.000 It's like a Proud Boys meetup.

00:17:18.000 There he is.

00:17:20.000 There he is. 0.99

00:17:25.000 Number one news item in Shit I Don't Care About is Harry Style Spit on Chris Pine. 0.99

00:17:30.000 They've got some mediocre film out directed by Olivia Wilde. 0.99

00:17:36.000 Did you catch that?

00:17:39.000 What's that audio?

00:17:42.000 And I saw a really cool movie with Chris Pine, the contractor.

00:17:50.000 It's these ex-military guys that are...

00:17:54.000 Oh, I'm going to be on the podcast 21 Guns tonight.

00:18:01.000 These ex-military guys who do these contracts, and then we realize that the people that they're sent to kill are actually good guys.

00:18:08.000 And then the contractors, the ex-military guys, are meant to start killing each other.

00:18:13.000 But Chris Pine ain't having it. 1.00

00:18:15.000 He's a fucking super beret. 1.00

00:18:18.000 That's good. 1.00

00:18:19.000 This movie that they're talking about, what's it called?

00:18:21.000 Don't do anything or something?

00:18:25.000 It's clearly a publicity stunt, guys.

00:18:28.000 So you'll go Google the trailer and you'll see that Olivia Wilde directed a new movie that it's totally overdirected.

00:18:33.000 Pull up the...

00:18:34.000 Look, we're falling for it now.

00:18:35.000 Pull up the trailer for...

00:18:37.000 What's it called?

00:18:37.000 Don't do anything?

00:18:40.000 If you go back to that first link, you can see they're at an awards show for it.

00:18:44.000 There's another thing where there was an interview.

00:18:46.000 Don't worry, darling.

00:18:48.000 Don't worry, darling.

00:18:49.000 Let me tell you something.

00:18:50.000 Women can do many things. 1.00

00:18:53.000 I don't think women have a proclivity for writing, but as I've told you a million times, five of my top 10 writers are female. 0.67

00:19:00.000 Women cannot direct at all. 1.00

00:19:04.000 Here's why.

00:19:06.000 The creative part is only a tiny part of it.

00:19:10.000 By the way, did you see in that opening scene where he's taking the girl out of the car and we see the POV of the woman?

00:19:16.000 Extraneous.

00:19:17.000 Like she's insecure because she's female. 0.94

00:19:20.000 So there's all these extra shots.

00:19:22.000 She should be insecure.

00:19:23.000 But here's the thing.

00:19:24.000 As a director, you have to keep the original writer's concept in your mind and make sure you color within the lines and make that happen.

00:19:32.000 That's one tiny, tiny fraction of it.

00:19:37.000 The rest is all discipline and mathematics. 0.99

00:19:40.000 It's looking at a shitty actor and going, you suck, and hurting their feelings, maybe even firing them. 0.99

00:19:46.000 Like the first guy for Back to the Future was that red-headed dude who was Rocky Dennis in mask. 1.00

00:19:53.000 After like a month of shooting, they go, you suck. 0.99

00:19:56.000 You're gone. 1.00

00:19:56.000 We got to get Michael J. Fox. 1.00

00:19:58.000 That's a very ballsy male thing to do.

00:20:02.000 That takes a lot of testosterone to do.

00:20:05.000 And then there's all these tiny details like, did we get this shot from these angles?

00:20:11.000 Is the lighting the same?

00:20:14.000 Did the guy get ambient sound?

00:20:16.000 Everyone's got to be quiet on the set.

00:20:18.000 Is this going to match with the other thing?

00:20:21.000 All of those details.

00:20:24.000 What if this scene gets killed?

00:20:25.000 Will it kill the continuity if we jump from the previous scene to the next scene? 0.99

00:20:30.000 All of this kind of shit, you have to remember. 0.98

00:20:33.000 I can't do it. 1.00

00:20:34.000 I'm too feminine.

00:20:35.000 I tried it a few times when we had the ad agency and I would just be like, all right, let's wrap it up.

00:20:39.000 This is good.

00:20:40.000 This is good.

00:20:40.000 Let's go.

00:20:41.000 And it wasn't good enough.

00:20:42.000 You have to be meticulous.

00:20:43.000 You have to be obsessed with detail.

00:20:46.000 So you have to be a nerd. 0.98

00:20:48.000 But then you also have to be a tough guy who says, this all sucks. 1.00

00:20:51.000 Fuck off. 1.00

00:20:52.000 You shut up. 1.00

00:20:53.000 You redo that. 1.00

00:20:54.000 You're not good.

00:20:54.000 You're fired.

00:20:56.000 And then you have to be creative.

00:20:58.000 Sorry.

00:20:59.000 It's a very, very rare gift.

00:21:01.000 And women tend not to have those characteristics. 0.98

00:21:05.000 You know, my favorite thing about the movie is like, it feels like a movie.

00:21:11.000 It feels like a real like...

00:21:12.000 Yeah, this was all over the news. 0.99

00:21:14.000 This is dominating the shit I don't care about. 0.99

00:21:16.000 Chris Pine didn't seem attentive enough during this interview. 0.98

00:21:19.000 The reason why I go to watch some of the movies.

00:21:21.000 Every time I see items like this, too, I think, imagine caring about this.

00:21:27.000 That's the only interesting thing I can find about it.

00:21:29.000 Imagine caring. 0.99

00:21:30.000 Like 1-8, imagine giving a fuck that Adele may have married this sports agent, Rich Paul. 0.99

00:21:38.000 Rumor has it. 0.99

00:21:40.000 Hello? 1.00

00:21:43.000 I knew a guy that fucked her. 1.00

00:21:46.000 Her old photographer. 1.00

00:21:47.000 She fell in love with him. 0.91

00:21:50.000 And he was like, meh, too fat. 0.75

00:21:52.000 He dumped her. 0.57

00:21:53.000 So maybe that's why she goes with rich guys. 0.98

00:21:55.000 I mean, black guys now. 1.00

00:21:56.000 Because black guys dump you for just existing, but they don't dump you for being fat. 1.00

00:22:03.000 She can grow as wide as she wants. 1.00

00:22:06.000 Wider the better, says Paul. 0.99

00:22:09.000 And the final item I could not give less of a shit about, of course, is Megan Markle. 1.00

00:22:15.000 She's an ingrate and a megalomaniac. 1.00

00:22:17.000 Yeah, the only interesting angle here, too, is the reason that Harry married her is because of Europe's obsession with black women, which is a big part of today's green screen. 0.99

00:22:31.000 I talk about the French obsession with the nigress. 1.00

00:22:35.000 But I digress. 0.98

00:22:36.000 I digress, yes.

00:22:38.000 It was just me, me, me.

00:22:39.000 Megan Markle does a one young world speech, and she talks about herself 54 times.

00:22:48.000 What is one young world?

00:22:49.000 I don't like the sound of that.

00:22:50.000 What is this?

00:22:51.000 Teenage globalists?

00:22:54.000 This globalism is really catching on.

00:22:57.000 You know what I half-care about?

00:22:59.000 What?

00:23:00.000 Lena Del Rey's weight gain.

00:23:03.000 Yeah, I find that interesting, too.

00:23:06.000 Did you know that in the new Elvis movie, she was supposed to play Priscilla? 0.86

00:23:09.000 My daughter told me this. 0.78

00:23:10.000 But she's too fat. 1.00

00:23:11.000 Whoa. 0.95

00:23:13.000 Yeah.

00:23:14.000 Wow, she really put on some pounds. 1.00

00:23:17.000 They're hiding all the photos.

00:23:19.000 Would you mind if Lena Del Rey was your girlfriend and she got that fat? 0.97

00:23:24.000 She wears it pretty well.

00:23:25.000 I don't know.

00:23:26.000 It's gross, but she looks... 1.00

00:23:29.000 I'm fine with that. 0.77

00:23:30.000 That's too much, obviously.

00:23:32.000 That's a bit much.

00:23:32.000 That's a joke.

00:23:34.000 That's a big thing with young men. 0.97

00:23:36.000 They don't understand how you could be with fat chicks when you get older. 1.00

00:23:40.000 But you're like, I want more cushion for the pushing. 1.00

00:23:45.000 I remember when I was like 13, Shane Smith, the vice guy, he told me that he puts his finger in a girl's ass. 1.00

00:23:52.000 And I was dry heaving. 1.00

00:23:54.000 I couldn't believe it. 0.64

00:23:55.000 It was the most disgusting thing I ever heard.

00:23:56.000 Cut to three years later. 0.67

00:24:04.000 I think this is a great segue to talk about feminism. 1.00

00:24:11.000 Hit it.

00:24:12.000 It's true.

00:24:14.000 Let's do it.

00:24:15.000 Poor here identifies as a feminist. 1.00

00:24:17.000 We are the storm, the very form of change that the world has been waiting for.

00:24:24.000 Change the world.

00:24:26.000 He said I was too pretty in a fight.

00:24:31.000 That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.

00:24:39.000 This, I've been thinking about this video all week.

00:24:42.000 Maybe because the woman in it is beautiful, and I'm not being a simp.

00:24:45.000 I just know that the message is more likely to travel when it's said by a nine.

00:24:50.000 But this is so succinct, especially the last sentence.

00:24:54.000 And I just, I don't know, man, it really stuck with me.

00:24:57.000 I think there is a major turning point happening with feminism. 1.00

00:25:02.000 It has finally run out of gas, and the Zoomer chicks have caught on that it's a scam. 1.00

00:25:09.000 So happy that women are starting to finally break out of the matrix and realize modern-day feminism is meant to literally break and destroy us. 0.99

00:25:18.000 The reason we are all so fucked up and unhappy is because we are going against nature. 0.99

00:25:24.000 And nature will always prevail and will always win. 0.99

00:25:26.000 That is like true.

00:25:28.000 It's like so funny that it took this long for these things to start to become mainstream ideas.

00:25:35.000 No one wants to...

00:25:36.000 No one...

00:25:37.000 You don't need to be a girl boss. 1.00

00:25:38.000 That shit's disgusting and embarrassing. 1.00

00:25:41.000 Cut it out. 1.00

00:25:43.000 Don't you love that?

00:25:45.000 You don't need to be a girl boss. 1.00

00:25:46.000 That shit's disgusting and embarrassing. 1.00

00:25:48.000 Cut it out. 1.00

00:25:50.000 Period.

00:25:52.000 That's really good, dude.

00:25:57.000 So I started with the best one, but here's some similar things.

00:26:01.000 What?

00:26:01.000 That's a shirt.

00:26:05.000 Welcome to 2022.

00:26:06.000 By the way, just pause.

00:26:08.000 remember how much I was screaming this at Fox News?

00:26:11.000 Women are less happy since feminism. 1.00

00:26:13.000 Study came out.

00:26:14.000 I forget the university that did it, but it said when they did these happiness tests in the early 70s, women did much better than they did post-Gloria Steinem, whatever wave that was, the second wave feminism.

00:26:29.000 Since we freed them from the kitchen, their lives are miserable.

00:26:33.000 Ladies, yes, if you're a housewife, you're cooking and cleaning. 1.00

00:26:37.000 That's true.

00:26:38.000 Not that much cooking and cleaning.

00:26:40.000 And here's the important part.

00:26:42.000 You're cooking and cleaning your own house. 1.00

00:26:45.000 Like if you told a dude he had to clean all day, he'd go, fuck. 1.00

00:26:48.000 And then you went, your man cave. 1.00

00:26:49.000 He'd go, oh, cool.

00:26:51.000 It's going to look great when I'm done.

00:26:53.000 My man cave.

00:26:55.000 Anything a man can do?

00:26:56.000 Dude, my entire basement is my man cave.

00:26:58.000 I just got a weights set.

00:26:59.000 Did you see my weights?

00:27:00.000 I did. 0.98

00:27:02.000 I'm fucking jealous. 0.97

00:27:03.000 I thought that was... 0.97

00:27:05.000 I didn't know what that was because I helped unload it.

00:27:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:27:10.000 And I was like, whoa, what could that be? 0.99

00:27:11.000 It's a whole fucking thing. 0.99

00:27:13.000 Yep. 1.00

00:27:13.000 Dang. 1.00

00:27:14.000 Drilled into the cement floor.

00:27:16.000 I put it in the garage so we can drop weights and not worry about the floor.

00:27:19.000 I thought I'm coming over to lift.

00:27:21.000 So let me just tell you about my man cave.

00:27:23.000 So there's the garage, which has my Jaguar and my Triumph Bonneville and a weight set.

00:27:28.000 Then you come into the basement.

00:27:30.000 We've got GavsTav, a $5,000 video game with every video game in the world on it.

00:27:36.000 Street Fighter, Terminator Pinball, Ping Pong, Foosball, and a pool table.

00:27:42.000 Yep.

00:27:43.000 Oh, and an overhead projector.

00:27:46.000 And in GavsTav, I have a TV with a hack box where I can watch any fight, any pay-per-view, Jamaican public access, anything.

00:27:56.000 I mean, I don't want anything else.

00:28:00.000 If you gave me a billion dollars right now, I'd go, I guess I'll invest it.

00:28:06.000 I don't want anything.

00:28:08.000 Even that, like, that expensive video game, I play joust with the kids sometimes.

00:28:13.000 We don't really use it.

00:28:15.000 Ping pong, if they have sleepovers, maybe someone will play.

00:28:18.000 Really just the pool table and the hackbox.

00:28:23.000 Anyway.

00:28:25.000 Welcome to 2022, where you can do anything a man can do. 0.97

00:28:29.000 I am so excited to finally be here.

00:28:31.000 You are going to love it.

00:28:33.000 Feminism has done so much for women. 1.00

00:28:35.000 Do tell.

00:28:36.000 No more aprons, first of all.

00:28:38.000 Oh, do we finally have a butler to cook for us?

00:28:40.000 Oh, gosh. 0.99

00:28:41.000 No, you'll just eat pre-made greasy crap out of a bag on your way to and from work. 0.99

00:28:45.000 I suppose that sounds convenient. 0.98

00:28:46.000 So I get to work outside the home?

00:28:48.000 Totally.

00:28:49.000 You get to sit in a cubicle all day while you stare at a computer screen chugging coffee.

00:28:54.000 So liberating, right?

00:28:56.000 I suppose.

00:28:57.000 Work all day.

00:28:58.000 Will we finally have a Rosie the Robot made?

00:29:02.000 No.

00:29:02.000 You'll still have to do all the cleaning.

00:29:04.000 That's what your weekends are for.

00:29:05.000 Cleaning and laundry.

00:29:06.000 And errands and yard work.

00:29:08.000 Wait.

00:29:08.000 So I have to work full time plus still manage my home.

00:29:12.000 And by the way, the jobs are rarely oncology.

00:29:16.000 The jobs are doing what a mom does, doing what a wife does, organizing. 1.00

00:29:22.000 You're not organizing your husband's life anymore.

00:29:24.000 You're organizing your boss's life.

00:29:25.000 And how many times are they running the place's Facebook page? 0.99

00:29:30.000 Holy shit, I just had an epiphany. 0.99

00:29:35.000 Social media is a major problem. 0.99

00:29:37.000 We'll get into that later, right?

00:29:38.000 Yes.

00:29:40.000 Who runs social media accounts?

00:29:42.000 Women. 0.81

00:29:43.000 Yeah.

00:29:44.000 Like, what's cancel culture?

00:29:45.000 You get doxxed, you get fired.

00:29:48.000 Who's bringing the tweet to the boss?

00:29:51.000 The woman who runs that company's social media.

00:29:54.000 So maybe God is sending us a message about women in the workforce by showing us how evil cancel culture is. 1.00

00:30:03.000 If they were back at home, we wouldn't have this.

00:30:06.000 And yes, that means your company wouldn't have an Instagram page.

00:30:09.000 God forbid.

00:30:10.000 Anyway, go ahead.

00:30:11.000 Want to have it all, right?

00:30:13.000 Okay, but what about my husband?

00:30:15.000 Is he amazing?

00:30:16.000 What?

00:30:16.000 No, you're not married.

00:30:18.000 You can live alone with your cat.

00:30:20.000 What?

00:30:20.000 You do date, though, a lot.

00:30:22.000 You can just have sex with whoever, whenever you want. 0.99

00:30:25.000 That sounds kind of gross, actually. 0.99

00:30:26.000 Just pick them off of this app.

00:30:28.000 What about pregnancy?

00:30:29.000 Oh, there's this magic pill you take.

00:30:31.000 Totally wrecks your hormones, but keeps you from getting pregnant so you can, you know, knock some boots. 0.99

00:30:36.000 The pill is magic.

00:30:38.000 Well, it's mostly effective, but don't worry. 0.96

00:30:40.000 If by chance you do get pregnant, you can totally just kill the baby by having an abortion. 0.98

00:30:44.000 Why would I do that? 0.99

00:30:45.000 So you can get back to work, duh.

00:30:47.000 Someone has to fill that cubical space.

00:30:49.000 Okay, am I at least happy?

00:30:51.000 Uh, I mean, yeah, as long as you don't skip your antidepressant pill.

00:30:56.000 Another magic pill.

00:30:58.000 Gotta cope somehow.

00:30:59.000 I think I'll just stay here.

00:31:01.000 Get to have purple hair.

00:31:05.000 They always say that, like, whenever you ask these women who have forgone tradition, they go, I just love to travel.

00:31:13.000 What is more depressing than traveling alone?

00:31:16.000 Okay, your first class flight.

00:31:18.000 You arrive in, let's say, Paris.

00:31:22.000 Nice.

00:31:23.000 You've organized a driver.

00:31:24.000 By the way, you have to sit and organize all this stuff for yourself.

00:31:27.000 Driver's there.

00:31:28.000 He's got your name.

00:31:29.000 Wow.

00:31:30.000 Then you go to a beautiful hotel, penthouse suite.

00:31:34.000 And you plop down on the bed, put your suitcase down. 0.99

00:31:39.000 You're fucking alone. 0.99

00:31:41.000 You're alone in a different country. 1.00

00:31:43.000 You were alone in your apartment in New York, watching TV, watching Netflix on your phone.

00:31:49.000 Now you're in a beautiful Parisian penthouse suite with a fantastic view watching Netflix alone on your phone.

00:31:58.000 Then what do you do?

00:31:58.000 Go for dinner alone?

00:32:05.000 Here's a great sound.

00:32:06.000 L-O-L-L-M-F-A-O, bro, bra, dude. 0.64

00:32:14.000 I think Jordan Peterson stole his fancy pants look from me.

00:32:18.000 Yeah, because he was just chill.

00:32:20.000 He was just like wearing three-piece regular suits.

00:32:22.000 Even the suit thing I think he got from me.

00:32:24.000 But I stole it from Glenn Beck.

00:32:25.000 So.

00:32:27.000 22.

00:32:27.000 Another great summary from a hot chick.

00:32:31.000 Didn't the...

00:32:32.000 Out of those two women we just saw, wasn't the 50s woman more attractive? 1.00

00:32:38.000 She seemed cleaner.

00:32:41.000 Blue-haired feminists. 0.96

00:32:42.000 I once believed that male privilege was real and that I couldn't get Now that I understand the true motives of feminism, I know that this could not be further from the truth, and that modern-day feminism is a war on true masculinity. 1.00

00:32:55.000 Before women had the right to vote, most were stay-at-home wives, which meant they weren't working jobs and couldn't be taxed. 1.00

00:33:00.000 Our overlords didn't like that.

00:33:02.000 Rockefeller started funding feminist campaigns in media. 0.79

00:33:05.000 And as a consequence of the movement, women started entering the workforce and leaving the home. 0.98

00:33:09.000 Children would then be separated from their parents and sent to Rockefeller-funded schools to be indoctrinated by the state.

00:33:15.000 All of this ultimately disrupting the family unit at its core.

00:33:18.000 Feminism is defined as the belief economic. 1.00

00:33:22.000 And anti-family is inexorably linked to this LGBTQ thing.

00:33:26.000 You can use your pronouns at school.

00:33:28.000 We won't tell your parents.

00:33:30.000 In other words, we can be your parents.

00:33:32.000 We're your surrogate parents.

00:33:33.000 You've heard of a work wife? 1.00

00:33:35.000 Well, I'll be your work mom.

00:33:37.000 And your parents won't be in control.

00:33:39.000 Then when you come home and you're finally ready to tell your parents about your pronouns and they refuse to accept, the state will take them away.

00:33:46.000 They are passionately anti-family in public education.

00:33:50.000 And the gay stuff with the trans flags and the rainbow flags is all about that. 0.98

00:33:56.000 It's not about preventing gay kids from being bullied. 0.96

00:33:58.000 It's about separating you from your parents, making you a different person, giving you another life.

00:34:03.000 Remember that famous quote we used to always play where the teacher said, let's be honest.

00:34:09.000 People in the community, the parents don't always know what's best for their kids.

00:34:14.000 We know what's best for their kids.

00:34:15.000 By definition, the parents always know best.

00:34:24.000 What rights do men have that women don't? 1.00

00:34:26.000 Modern feminists like to be off that hookup culture using hormonal birth control and not shaving is to touch your balls. 1.00

00:34:33.000 Actually, they don't have that anymore. 1.00

00:34:35.000 Toxic masculinity is prevalent and the patriarchy must be dismantled.

00:34:40.000 Through movies and media, we're taught that working for the man, climbing the corporate ladder, and paying tax is more empowering and valuable than raising the next generation.

00:34:48.000 Women have lost touch with our natural loving instincts and birth rates are plummeting. 0.99

00:34:52.000 Men and women are not the same. 0.99

00:34:54.000 And by protesting for equality of outcome rather than opportunity, feminists are demonizing and emasculating men. 1.00

00:35:02.000 See what I mean?

00:35:05.000 Here's one more.

00:35:08.000 With all this misinformation floating around, I thought I'd use this National Women's Day to deliver some gifts of truth to my fellow ladies.

00:35:16.000 Ladies, you've been duped. 1.00

00:35:19.000 You see, it all started in the 1960s during the sexual revolution and women's live. 0.92

00:35:24.000 A bunch of communists calling themselves hippies knew that the only way to achieve their goal, which was to bring the United States of America to her knees, was to go for the throat.

00:35:34.000 And every good commie knows that the dugular of a nation is located in the nuclear family. 0.59

00:35:40.000 So they went to convince the women that staying home and raising a family was a wasted life, an embarrassment, in fact. 1.00

00:35:47.000 That a woman's worth, her real value, were measured by the size of the paycheck she could bring home. 0.68

00:35:54.000 Get out of that house and let us, the loving village, raise your children.

00:35:58.000 And now millions of divorces.

00:36:00.000 You know what I'd like to see?

00:36:01.000 Stop for a sec.

00:36:02.000 I'd like to see a study on how much it helps.

00:36:04.000 Like, say you, Ryan.

00:36:06.000 Say your wife started working, right? 0.90

00:36:10.000 You now need another vehicle.

00:36:12.000 So there's all those car payments, insurance, parking spot.

00:36:16.000 You need to pay for a new parking spot.

00:36:19.000 Let's say there's parking at work, but you don't have parking at your house.

00:36:22.000 You have one parking spot.

00:36:23.000 Did that ever work out, by the way?

00:36:25.000 The parking spot?

00:36:26.000 No.

00:36:27.000 So where do you park?

00:36:29.000 The street is pretty good with parking.

00:36:31.000 Like, we always got a spot.

00:36:33.000 But is it 24 hours a day?

00:36:38.000 Yeah, except for so one side of the street you can't be there on Wednesday mornings.

00:36:42.000 The other side of the street you can't be there Thursday morning.

00:36:44.000 It's like downtown Manhattan.

00:36:47.000 But there's always spots.

00:36:48.000 It's pretty good.

00:36:50.000 There's about maybe once or twice a week tops that I have to park in the back in the illegal spot, but nobody cares.

00:36:56.000 And then they promised us a spot and never gave it to us. 1.00

00:36:58.000 We're kind of like, fuck you. 1.00

00:36:59.000 Okay, so anyway, all the costs associated with the car and repairs and all that, it really fucking adds up. 1.00

00:37:06.000 I think I've got to pay like $1,600 for the Land Rover again.

00:37:09.000 I have three cars and there's always one not in the driveway.

00:37:13.000 Yeah.

00:37:14.000 I don't think we could survive on two cars because we need two cars when one's in the shop and they're always in the shop.

00:37:20.000 The Jaguar from 2000 is the least high maintenance.

00:37:24.000 The Land Rover and the BMW 3 Series are constantly getting problems.

00:37:28.000 Anyway, so you have that.

00:37:31.000 Then you have your daughter's child care.

00:37:34.000 I don't know how much that is, $400 a month?

00:37:37.000 Yeah, we tried to do the math on it for a blip of a second.

00:37:39.000 She was like, what if I work?

00:37:41.000 And we easily found out that that was retarded. 1.00

00:37:44.000 So then there's a child care, transportation, child care, right?

00:37:49.000 Now, food's going to be more expensive because she's going to come home tired and not feel like cooking. 1.00

00:37:54.000 So you're going to end up ordering out way more.

00:37:56.000 Probably 200% more.

00:37:59.000 And then fourth, you're now in a new tax bracket.

00:38:03.000 Oh, yeah.

00:38:04.000 So when you start making like more than 100K, you really get reamed.

00:38:09.000 True.

00:38:10.000 So factor all that in, and I bet you end up with like an extra 10 grand a year.

00:38:16.000 Yeah, and your kid isn't being raised by...

00:38:17.000 And your kid's being raised by strangers who don't care about her per se.

00:38:20.000 I mean, they're not going to abuse her, I hope, but she's not going to get the kind of tender love you get from a mom.

00:38:27.000 Yeah, weird.

00:38:27.000 And that was Paul Joseph Watson's point.

00:38:30.000 He said, the reason we see these millennials screaming and yelling and demanding attention and being brats is because that's how you survive in a daycare. 1.00

00:38:38.000 Look at me, look at me.

00:38:39.000 Squeaky wheel gets the grease. 0.99

00:38:41.000 Squeaky wheel gets the screaming, crying, hysterical wheel gets the grease. 1.00

00:38:45.000 So we raise a generation of screaming, crying, hysterical bitches. 1.00

00:38:50.000 So if your wife ends up bringing $10,000 net more to the family, your wife is making $10,000 a year. 0.99

00:39:01.000 That's third world salary.

00:39:04.000 That's terrible.

00:39:05.000 That's like the slums of Delhi. 0.87

00:39:10.000 Now your wife's a slave, which is what these women are saying. 1.00

00:39:14.000 During quite a few new STDs later, here we are, Xanadu. 0.78

00:39:19.000 You know, those old hippies weren't lying about one thing. 0.84

00:39:22.000 Women are really important. 1.00

00:39:25.000 So important that they knew they had to get us angry and out of the home because there is no stronger, more powerful weapon against the evil that seeks to destroy us than a woman in her home raising strong young men and strong, modest young women.

00:39:41.000 I'll close with this.

00:39:43.000 Everybody's all hot and bothered over the conflict going on right now between Russia and Ukraine and the guy with the two wives, right?

00:39:50.000 We need a hero here.

00:39:52.000 Women are super strong. 1.00

00:39:54.000 There's a lot of strength in womanhood, but it's misplaced right now.

00:39:59.000 And you can be drafted to join in this effort here to turn all of this around.

00:40:04.000 You know, it didn't used to be this way. 0.71

00:40:06.000 Life was better before all of this crap started in the 1960s. 0.96

00:40:11.000 And I am asking you to be a rebel. 0.99

00:40:14.000 Get married.

00:40:15.000 Start a family.

00:40:16.000 You can turn this around.

00:40:19.000 Thank you.

00:40:21.000 And you keep hearing guys say, well, my wife wants to wait a little bit until we have more money and stuff. 1.00

00:40:26.000 Nothing drives a man to make more money than having kids in the house.

00:40:31.000 And the second the baby comes out and the woman sees it, she goes, yeah, yeah, I know I said I was going back to work. 1.00

00:40:36.000 Fuck that. 1.00

00:40:37.000 This thing is awesome. 1.00

00:40:38.000 And the biggest regret I always hear is, why did we wait so long?

00:40:43.000 You don't see a lot of like 30-year-olds with five kids going, I had way too many kids. 1.00

00:40:49.000 Shit. 1.00

00:40:50.000 Why did I have so many of these stupid things? 1.00

00:40:52.000 And by the way, when you have that many kids, the oldest ones start looking after the youngest ones. 0.99

00:41:01.000 2-4, this was a pretty intense one.

00:41:05.000 This woman, she goes, here, click on the first one. 0.99

00:41:09.000 I'll read you the speed dating version.

00:41:14.000 It's been a year since I started dating for the first time.

00:41:16.000 I realized I've become a completely different person.

00:41:18.000 I used to get flustered easy, get giddy, put a lot of time into texting, match with a lot of people.

00:41:23.000 Those who didn't think were attractive necessarily, but they wrote such kind messages on my profile.

00:41:28.000 I just want to talk to them.

00:41:29.000 By the way, when these girls do get a date, the guy has been watching porn. 1.00

00:41:34.000 So his idea of heavy petting is just to grab her by the ears and face fuck her. 1.00

00:41:37.000 That's the first date. 1.00

00:41:39.000 Anal. 0.99

00:41:40.000 We've had all these problems with women's anal muscles. 1.00

00:41:43.000 Young girls, zoomers, are walking around with the anus of a 70-year-old gay man because they get butt fucked on the first date. 1.00

00:41:52.000 A year later, I become a harder person for one. 1.00

00:41:54.000 I rarely match.

00:41:55.000 It's actually one of my prompts.

00:41:56.000 If I match with you, it means I want to meet you in real life.

00:41:58.000 Let's skip the texting.

00:41:59.000 Let's grab coffee, food, talk in person.

00:42:02.000 So many conversations led nowhere.

00:42:04.000 I don't have the energy for it.

00:42:06.000 What does she say at the bottom there?

00:42:07.000 I rarely get giddy.

00:42:08.000 I found myself in complete analysis mode.

00:42:12.000 It's come so clear on what I want.

00:42:14.000 As soon as I spot someone avoidant or see red flags, or they have traits I don't like, I just end it there.

00:42:18.000 Pickup lines don't work anymore.

00:42:20.000 They used to make me shy.

00:42:21.000 Now I cringe.

00:42:23.000 I literally look at my date deadpan.

00:42:26.000 Go to the next page.

00:42:32.000 My standards are pickier.

00:42:33.000 I dated two guys during the year, one for a month, one for three months.

00:42:36.000 I was in a situationship for two and a half months.

00:42:42.000 And by the way, men are to blame here, too. 0.97

00:42:44.000 I spend a lot of time shitting on women for foregoing the family, but guys aren't proposing. 1.00

00:42:50.000 Guys are playing video games, sitting on their ass, getting drunk with their friends, getting baked and watching fucking Netflix. 1.00

00:42:58.000 I don't want to find a boyfriend, but going on dates recently, I've been feeling like free meal is an okay conversation. 0.99

00:43:02.000 I just don't find any sparks with my dates.

00:43:04.000 Do you think I'm jaded?

00:43:06.000 I keep wondering when I'll have someone.

00:43:07.000 I feel like I know myself better now and I've matured.

00:43:10.000 I've learned not to settle for toxic behavior.

00:43:13.000 Everyone says the right person will come along, but man, I have such a hard time imagining it.

00:43:17.000 I know some people would advise to go off the app, but I'm genuinely happy with myself.

00:43:22.000 Okay, ladies, you know what I say with this. 1.00

00:43:24.000 You are fucked. 1.00

00:43:25.000 It is a horrible dating scene. 1.00

00:43:26.000 Worst dating scene in the history of dating scenes.

00:43:29.000 But if you wear high heels three times a month, a week, grow your hair long, don't be fat, you're going to be way better off.

00:43:40.000 You know what it's like?

00:43:41.000 You know those diners you go to where they have literally everything?

00:43:44.000 And then you get whatever you get, you're like, I kind of should have, I probably should have got the other thing.

00:43:48.000 But if you go to a little place with like six things on the menu like that, and you're happy with that, you like it more.

00:43:54.000 Yeah, I hate those giant menus.

00:43:55.000 I hate them.

00:43:56.000 I just get Huevos Rancheros every time.

00:43:58.000 It's a spectacle to me.

00:43:59.000 And I'm like, how do they do all this?

00:44:01.000 But then you get the Huevos Rancheros and it's this big.

00:44:04.000 Yeah. 0.99

00:44:04.000 And there's like sausages the size of LeBron's cock. 0.99

00:44:08.000 And you're like, I didn't work in the mines all day. 0.99

00:44:11.000 If I was done a 13-hour shift, yes.

00:44:14.000 I just woke up.

00:44:16.000 Right.

00:44:19.000 Here's a couple more.

00:44:22.000 Money is better than kids.

00:44:25.000 Don't do it.

00:44:26.000 This is where I got that.

00:44:27.000 Money is better than being in love and creating life.

00:44:29.000 This isn't a...

00:44:30.000 She's a really fun follow, by the way, little apostate. 1.00

00:44:34.000 Don't worry, women, get your fillers and plastic surgery, live in your pod, swallow your birth control, die alone with a nurse you pay to care about you. 1.00

00:44:42.000 It's funny the reactions she got from this.

00:44:44.000 They're like, people with kids die alone too.

00:44:47.000 Talk to people who work in old age homes.

00:44:50.000 They tell you that there is this deep-seated anxiety with the old people who didn't breed. 1.00

00:44:56.000 It starts setting in.

00:44:58.000 I'm sure it set in before, but it starts getting like really crisis mode.

00:45:02.000 And they also say there's a certain serenity with the people who had a bunch of kids and have grandkids and even great-grandkids.

00:45:08.000 They're sort of like floating around like, we're good.

00:45:13.000 I did it.

00:45:15.000 I mean, that's what heaven is.

00:45:16.000 That's what life after death is.

00:45:19.000 Continuing the legacy of mankind.

00:45:21.000 It's why we're here.

00:45:22.000 But go back to that.

00:45:24.000 You didn't show the article that she's talking about.

00:45:27.000 Women who stay single and don't have kids are getting richer. 1.00

00:45:30.000 Yeah.

00:45:31.000 First-class seat to Paris.

00:45:33.000 Penthouse.

00:45:35.000 Suite.

00:45:37.000 Fart through silk sheets alone. 0.99

00:45:39.000 Bang some random black guy you met in a bar who gives you monkey pox. 1.00

00:45:44.000 Go down a bit. 0.99

00:45:51.000 As opposed to what?

00:45:52.000 Die alone with a nurse that your kids pay for because they can't or don't want to be with you 24-7 because they have their own jobs and lives, maybe far away.

00:46:00.000 What?

00:46:00.000 She doesn't get it.

00:46:02.000 You can tell who doesn't have kids.

00:46:03.000 What if she's forced?

00:46:05.000 Like, geez, what a specific forced.

00:46:08.000 So the purpose of children is to be a free nurse instead of a paid nurse?

00:46:11.000 Got it.

00:46:12.000 Yeah.

00:46:14.000 You don't understand.

00:46:15.000 When we say you're surrounded by your loved ones, it doesn't have to be literally.

00:46:20.000 They don't have to be touching you.

00:46:22.000 You know they exist.

00:46:23.000 They care about you.

00:46:24.000 I haven't talked to my parents in like two weeks.

00:46:26.000 They know that I'd love to talk to them right now.

00:46:29.000 And simply knowing that is satisfying.

00:46:31.000 So if you asked her what feels better, you give a present to a friend or family member or a complete stranger, what feels better?

00:46:38.000 She wouldn't.

00:46:40.000 There have other studies that have been done showing that unmarried single women are happiest, followed by married men, then married women, and lastly, unmarried single men.

00:46:48.000 So, yeah, the problem with happy study is they're notoriously unreliable.

00:46:52.000 And by the way, you know how you hear all about these northern Europeans and how happy they are with all their wonderful socialism?

00:46:59.000 That's been debunked.

00:47:01.000 The way that Northern Europeans respond to surveys is perpetually optimistic.

00:47:07.000 So the data is not reliable.

00:47:08.000 And you get this with women too, because women are agreeable.

00:47:12.000 They're taught to be optimistic.

00:47:14.000 Men are cynical.

00:47:15.000 Men have to be negative. 0.99

00:47:17.000 Maybe we won't kill this woolly mammoth on this hunt for three days.

00:47:21.000 I have to be prepared for that.

00:47:23.000 Women have to stay positive. 1.00

00:47:24.000 Daddy's coming back.

00:47:25.000 He's going to have meat, kids.

00:47:26.000 It's going to be good.

00:47:26.000 He's coming back to the cave.

00:47:28.000 So when you survey them on their lifestyle, they're like, everything's great.

00:47:32.000 I love being rich and single.

00:47:34.000 The other thing, too, is when they talk about married couples and how unhappy they are compared to single people, yeah, it's easy to be satisfied when you have no expectations for yourself. 0.81

00:47:46.000 And I was thinking about this on the weekend.

00:47:47.000 I do pancake morning every Sunday and I make my kids pancakes and I overdid it with the milk.

00:47:54.000 And so it was harder.

00:47:55.000 I do little cartoons.

00:47:56.000 I put it in a squeeze bottle, like a ketchup squeeze bottle.

00:47:59.000 And I make like, I'll take requests.

00:48:01.000 So what do you want?

00:48:02.000 You want a skull and crossbones?

00:48:04.000 Okay.

00:48:06.000 And when it's watery, it's harder to draw.

00:48:08.000 You've got to be really fast.

00:48:09.000 So it's less like a marker.

00:48:10.000 When it's thick, you can really take your time with the drawing.

00:48:13.000 And I was mad at myself for putting in too much milk and making it too runny. 0.99

00:48:20.000 Now, if you wake up and you're not making pancakes for kids and your pancakes are runny, you don't give a shit. 0.99

00:48:25.000 Who's happier? 0.99

00:48:28.000 The person who made the shitty pancakes and no one noticed isn't mad at himself, right? 0.94

00:48:37.000 That's that dude who copied me. 0.97

00:48:40.000 None of these are yours?

00:48:44.000 The skull and crossbones you see are, what's his name?

00:48:47.000 Fudged guy.

00:48:48.000 Copying my skull and crossbones. 1.00

00:48:51.000 Oh, dick. 1.00

00:48:53.000 But Snoopy was mine. 1.00

00:48:56.000 And then last two, kids are bad for the environment.

00:48:59.000 Don't have them.

00:49:03.000 Oh, there's this too.

00:49:06.000 Happy is one thing, but content and fulfilled is another.

00:49:10.000 Yeah, like you've talked to the best chess player in the world, and you're like, are you happy?

00:49:16.000 And he's like, ah, I'm frustrated.

00:49:18.000 I could be much better.

00:49:20.000 Because he has these very high expectations.

00:49:22.000 Say you lived in a city where everyone played piano, like at a professional level.

00:49:28.000 I bet you'd find unhappiness there, but it would be frustration that you're not improving yourself. 0.99

00:49:34.000 If you're a fat piece of shit that doesn't play the piano, then you're not annoyed with yourself because you have no expectations. 1.00

00:49:43.000 Kids are cute, but they're not really eco-friendly. 1.00

00:49:46.000 One less baby helps the planet more than giving up meat. 0.94

00:49:50.000 Wait, I think I've looked up this journalist before.

00:49:53.000 She's some British spinster. 1.00

00:50:00.000 That's a bold strategy, Cotton.

00:50:02.000 Let's see if it pays off for them.

00:50:04.000 And then the last one, they are good for one thing, kids, and that's stripping. 0.96

00:50:15.000 I'm just going to get, look at her tit hanging out. 1.00

00:50:19.000 Boy, feminism has been great to women. 1.00

00:50:21.000 Look at her outfit. 1.00

00:50:22.000 Fanny pack, tits hanging out, overweight, and showing a kid the merits of being a stripper. 1.00

00:50:33.000 Speaking of strippers, I think I'm going to put on this costume and go to France. 1.00

00:50:40.000 Shall we?

00:51:06.000 Good morning, everybody.

00:51:10.000 Bonsoir, bonsoir tour monde, Jevienne de Rentre de France and I Bouco des Histoire.

00:51:17.000 Oh, Samarje Pierre Babien.

00:51:25.000 That doesn't look right.

00:51:28.000 I didn't really get the most high-quality one to go on the bus.

00:51:42.000 Behind me, Entremont, no, Avonmont, where Marie Antoinette and Louis XVI were held before they were executed at the French Revolution.

00:51:55.000 But alas, I digress.

00:51:56.000 I think it's important to take the kids on these educational vacations Because when they go to school, they are told that their culture sucks, the West is not the best.

00:52:06.000 Oh my God, you should see some African mud huts, and you should see what these other fantastic cultures have done.

00:52:14.000 So I always take them to these places.

00:52:16.000 I'm sorry, I'm too lazy to homeschool.

00:52:18.000 I know I should. 0.98

00:52:18.000 I don't have fucking time. 0.98

00:52:20.000 It would honestly be an eight-hour a day thing, and I think it would strain our relationship. 0.99

00:52:25.000 But whenever I do have free time, I take them somewhere and show them how incredible their culture is.

00:52:32.000 So when they see statues being torn down, like Roosevelt's, they know that there's important context there, important history, important culture.

00:52:42.000 And that's prevalent in France.

00:52:44.000 It's also, the previous time we did this, we went to Colonial Williamsburg, and it was fascinating.

00:52:51.000 We went on that thing.

00:52:52.000 We went on that little ride.

00:52:54.000 You know what was weird about Colonial Williamsburg? 0.72

00:52:57.000 The black people seemed to like being slaves. 1.00

00:53:00.000 I'm sorry, man. 1.00

00:53:01.000 It was fucking weird. 0.99

00:53:02.000 Like, there was a woman, she was like a black slave, and she was running with her little bonnet. 1.00

00:53:07.000 She was running next to the horse and carriage we were in. 0.95

00:53:09.000 And she was like, I'll see you Thursday to the guy who was driving. 0.99

00:53:12.000 The guy who was driving wasn't into this shit. 0.98

00:53:14.000 He was like, he was talking about his dad's Dotson 901 or some sort of rare collector car, moped. 0.99

00:53:21.000 No, Mopar.

00:53:23.000 And she seemed to be totally in character.

00:53:26.000 And then I remember I told you we went to a, I think it's listed here.

00:53:30.000 Yeah, one, two.

00:53:31.000 We went to a trial for a traitor against the British government.

00:53:36.000 That's where it was.

00:53:37.000 And he was on trial for helping the revolutionaries.

00:53:43.000 And I stood up in court and I said, you're going to lose this.

00:53:48.000 You're going to lose this country.

00:53:49.000 This is the revolutionary war.

00:53:51.000 We're going to win this thing.

00:53:53.000 And I said, I'm not going to sit here and let you bad mouth like from Animal House.

00:53:58.000 And I got these, the guards dragged me out. 0.87

00:54:03.000 And when I was there, this black guy, he was lighting the candles outside, the little street lights.

00:54:10.000 And I said, I just got kicked out of there.

00:54:12.000 I pretended that I was a revolutionary.

00:54:15.000 And he goes, uh-huh.

00:54:16.000 He had like a yes massive vibe where he didn't want to riff with me.

00:54:20.000 Like, because I'm white and you don't talk to your superiors.

00:54:23.000 And then he went and got the manager.

00:54:25.000 And the manager came out and said, was there a problem in there, sir?

00:54:27.000 I go, no, no, it was funny.

00:54:28.000 Relax, relax.

00:54:29.000 But I realized that he, while I was talking to him like an equal, he went, yes, sir, yes, sir.

00:54:35.000 And then he went to his boss and was like, we might have a problem out there, man.

00:54:39.000 Anyway, I didn't teach my kids that element of the trip, but it was fascinating going there and learning about, basically there was two first people to America.

00:54:50.000 First Americans, we'll call them.

00:54:52.000 And there was the Puritans up at Plymouth Rock. 0.70

00:54:55.000 When was that?

00:54:55.000 That was later, though.

00:54:56.000 That was like 1620.

00:54:59.000 The people who left England because they thought the king was getting too atheist and the church was separating from the state, and that's not good.

00:55:07.000 We need more God.

00:55:08.000 We need more Christianity.

00:55:09.000 This is a running theme, by the way, of this trip, is adhering to Christianity and the differences it makes in a civilization's future. 0.65

00:55:19.000 And then where we were in Colonial Williamsburg, that was Jamestown.

00:55:23.000 That was 1607.

00:55:24.000 And we went there because, when I say we, I mean the English at the time, went there because the Spanish had gold and silver. 0.97

00:55:34.000 So we said, let's just fucking, no one's around. 0.97

00:55:37.000 Notice when people want you to listen to history, they throw the F word around a lot. 1.00

00:55:41.000 So we were like, fuck, man. 0.99

00:55:42.000 I want to get some of this gold and silver. 1.00

00:55:44.000 I want to get some bling. 1.00

00:55:46.000 But motherfuckers didn't have no gold and silver. 0.99

00:55:48.000 So we just found tobacco and then we said, let's just stay here. 0.99

00:55:51.000 Totally different from the motives of the Puritans up at Plymouth Rock. 0.98

00:55:55.000 And you don't learn that at school.

00:55:57.000 Do yourself a favor, by the way.

00:55:58.000 Ask your kids anything about George Washington besides the fact that he was the first president.

00:56:04.000 I honestly believe these Marxist teachers, when they're teaching these kids, our history, and I'm not just talking about American history, like Western history.

00:56:12.000 I honestly think they say it through gritted teeth.

00:56:16.000 Like they're not, they have no love of George Washington.

00:56:19.000 They have no love of the founding fathers.

00:56:22.000 But it's good to take your kids to a historical American site first, and they can see the American Revolution.

00:56:29.000 And then you take them to France, and you show them the French Revolution.

00:56:34.000 Where, as Ann Coulter pointed out, it's completely different.

00:56:41.000 The beginning of the division between liberal and conservative thought, the French Revolution and the American Revolution.

00:56:49.000 The Salem witch trials.

00:56:52.000 They killed...

00:56:54.000 Please check on Google, but oh, it was about a dozen people, and we still hear about it as if it was 9-11 every day.

00:57:01.000 In point of fact, the number of people who were killed, and a Frenchman who were killed in the French Revolution without a king who was fighting back, was the equivalent in terms of population loss of this country having a 9-11 attack every day for seven years.

00:57:18.000 That's the sort of mob bloodshed we are talking about.

00:57:21.000 So we lost a few people in the American Revolution.

00:57:25.000 How many did we lose in the American Revolution?

00:57:27.000 I want to say it was like 10,000 total.

00:57:30.000 How many people died in the American Revolution?

00:57:37.000 7,000.

00:57:40.000 The amount of carnage that happened in the French Revolution, it was like 40,000.

00:57:44.000 Just beheadings all day, all night.

00:57:47.000 There was four waves.

00:57:48.000 And the biggest difference, I think, was the French Revolution was irreligious.

00:57:53.000 The American Revolution was a bunch of smart dudes sitting around with Christ at their backs saying, let's design a perfect society.

00:58:01.000 And I think the French Enlightenment, like Rousseau, had a lot to do with their inclinations.

00:58:06.000 But they were all God-fearing men.

00:58:08.000 And the Revolution had relatively few casualties.

00:58:11.000 And then what happened to the Founding Fathers?

00:58:14.000 They basically all died of old age.

00:58:16.000 Everyone associated with the French Revolution, which was ultimately a communist, it was a socialist revolution.

00:58:23.000 Everyone associated with that is dead.

00:58:24.000 All the revolutionaries, all the monarchs, all the good guys, the bad guys, I don't care what side you're on, Everyone's dead because they forgot Christianity and ignored it. 0.74

00:58:39.000 And I thought that the two mottos of the two revolutions sort of say it all.

00:58:44.000 There was the French Revolution's motto was fraternity or death. 0.93

00:58:49.000 In other words, be my brother or I'll kill you, which we see today with modern liberals, right?

00:58:54.000 You have to be 100% with them or you're 100% against them. 1.00

00:58:57.000 If you don't believe in infinite pronouns and they, them, and Wolfkin and all of their ridiculous, stupid, trans, top surgery, yeet the teats, bullshit, then you're a fascist. 1.00

00:59:10.000 You're a mega-republican and you're a threat to this country. 1.00

00:59:13.000 You need to be jailed.

00:59:14.000 And they are jailing us regularly.

00:59:16.000 And then you compare that to the American Revolution, which was give me liberty or give me death. 0.91

00:59:22.000 In other words, leave me alone or I'll kill you, which is still deeply entrenched in the American ethos.

00:59:33.000 So, yeah, the French Revolution, I just got a bunch of pics I want to show you here. 0.98

00:59:39.000 But at one point we're doing the tour and I was like, what the fuck did these monarchs do all day? 0.97

00:59:44.000 Like, I know I sound like I'm pro-monarchy because I'm shitting on the socialist revolution, but I'm no fan of monarchs either. 0.99

00:59:52.000 I mean, America had the best possible system.

00:59:54.000 And what was the American Revolution?

00:59:55.000 It was also getting rid of the monarchy.

00:59:57.000 They got rid of the King of England, right?

00:59:59.000 But they didn't have to behead anyone.

01:00:01.000 They just stood in the trees, hid in the trees, shot a bunch of people. 1.00

01:00:05.000 And then the Brits said, all right, fuck it. 1.00

01:00:08.000 It's not worth it. 1.00

01:00:10.000 The French had to murder every monarch, not just the kings and queens, everyone remotely associated with them. 0.88

01:00:19.000 Storming the Bastille, putting guards' heads on sticks and marching around. 1.00

01:00:24.000 It's fucking sick and depraved. 1.00

01:00:27.000 And fighting the Catholic Church was a big thing. 1.00

01:00:29.000 Even at one point, they tried to invent their own God in one of the waves of the French Revolution, which was after the American Revolution, right?

01:00:38.000 We have 1776 versus 1796, 20 years later, I guess.

01:00:43.000 1793.

01:00:44.000 I mean, it was a long spread-out thing.

01:00:46.000 It went on for years.

01:00:47.000 You could even argue it went up to the 1800s with the Paris Commune.

01:00:54.000 But the amazing thing about, yeah, sorry, they tried to invent their own religion.

01:00:59.000 I think it was called the Supreme Being or something.

01:01:02.000 It didn't have a Bible.

01:01:03.000 It didn't have a book.

01:01:04.000 They were just like, can you just worship this instead?

01:01:06.000 We need to end the church.

01:01:07.000 Of course, the monarchy returned soon after that because all the other monarchs in Europe encouraged it.

01:01:11.000 And religion returned to a certain extent, not like it was before, no.

01:01:15.000 They have a new religion now, black women. 1.00

01:01:18.000 But we'll get to that in a sec.

01:01:20.000 So let's just randomly go through some stuff here as I blather on.

01:01:25.000 What's the first pic you got?

01:01:27.000 Oh, that's the basilica in Montmartre.

01:01:29.000 It's only 100 years old.

01:01:31.000 And the thing I like about it is there was a socialist, the revolution I just spoke about, not the French Revolution, but what's it called?

01:01:38.000 The Paris Commune or something?

01:01:43.000 The what's his name is buried there.

01:01:46.000 Go to 1.6.

01:01:51.000 The leader of the socialist revolution.

01:01:54.000 Yeah, Eugene Varlin.

01:01:56.000 So he's buried there right under the basilica, which is great.

01:01:59.000 And all the socialists hate that it's there.

01:02:01.000 They hate that there's this big, beautiful 100-year-old church in Montmartre.

01:02:06.000 You know what's cool about my accent, too?

01:02:08.000 Everyone knows that I'm from Montreal instantly.

01:02:11.000 I didn't think it was that strong of an accent.

01:02:13.000 And I realized when I was there that all the settlers were, that was 1600s, right?

01:02:19.000 And the accent is sort of frozen in amber.

01:02:21.000 Have I already said this, Ryan?

01:02:22.000 It was in a different take or something?

01:02:25.000 So when they hear my accent, they're hearing like a peasant from the 1600s.

01:02:31.000 Have I already said that?

01:02:33.000 No, I said it in a different take, I think.

01:02:35.000 Now I'm giving away that there's several takes.

01:02:38.000 It was the mustache's fault, to be fair.

01:02:41.000 Yeah.

01:02:44.000 And then they got rid of all the religious people. 0.99

01:02:45.000 Quebec stayed very religious.

01:02:48.000 The worst thing you can say is tabernacle in Quebec.

01:02:52.000 The host, SD, that's another horrible thing. 1.00

01:02:55.000 Modit is like worse than motherfucker. 1.00

01:02:58.000 They can say shit and fuck. 1.00

01:02:59.000 You go to a daycare and they're saying, what the fuck is going on with you little shits? 1.00

01:03:03.000 That's fine. 1.00

01:03:04.000 But you never blaspheme the church in Quebec.

01:03:08.000 And this place is total and utter blasphemy everywhere you go.

01:03:14.000 So in a way, my accent represents pre-revolutionary France, pre-socialist France, Catholic France.

01:03:23.000 And I kind of like that.

01:03:26.000 I sound like a weird pauper begging for bread during the plague.

01:03:30.000 All right, so that's the basilica with the magic hour.

01:03:32.000 Oh, this is stunning, isn't it?

01:03:35.000 There's the Louvre, where King Louis XIV lived, and he decided that it wasn't pretty enough, so he built that one way out in Versailles, where we eventually had Mary Antoinette and Louis XVI.

01:03:47.000 And that pissed off the Parisians.

01:03:49.000 There's a lot of...

01:03:52.000 There's a lot of good things about the French Revolution, too.

01:03:54.000 It's the sense of populism, and you have to be one with the people.

01:03:57.000 And if you don't know the people, like Trump does, you become disjointed and separated, and you're not part of the community.

01:04:07.000 And that was really the big problem with France.

01:04:08.000 There was the clergy, the monarchy, and the peasants.

01:04:12.000 They all had equal power, but the peasants were 95% of the population.

01:04:16.000 That doesn't work, which drives me nuts that they hate Trump there so much. 0.99

01:04:21.000 They fucking despise him. 0.99

01:04:23.000 I mean, you see this all over Europe. 1.00

01:04:25.000 And I don't quite get it.

01:04:27.000 I mean, French culture is still steeped in the revolution. 0.99

01:04:30.000 They're still all about the people and populism and the working class and all that shit. 0.98

01:04:35.000 But maybe they don't know any? 0.98

01:04:36.000 Because you can't be pro-working class and hate Trump.

01:04:40.000 I'm sorry.

01:04:41.000 It's a contradiction.

01:04:44.000 What's the next one?

01:04:46.000 My kids are with me during all this.

01:04:49.000 That's another shot of the Basilica and Montmart.

01:04:51.000 We just talked about that.

01:04:54.000 Okay, this is a perfect example of...

01:04:56.000 This is exactly what I'm talking about.

01:04:57.000 This is what Nike based their name on.

01:05:00.000 This is the winged victory of Somothrace? 0.99

01:05:07.000 Nike.

01:05:08.000 This is Nike.

01:05:10.000 The swoosh is her wings. 1.00

01:05:13.000 I think.

01:05:14.000 Or wait, isn't it the running guy who had the wings on his ankle?

01:05:17.000 Anyway, this is the Nike statue.

01:05:19.000 And this is basically the reason I brought my kids there.

01:05:23.000 That, right, is translucent.

01:05:26.000 This sculptor has managed to carve the look of wet fabric.

01:05:32.000 You know, when clothes are wet, especially like a wet t-shirt contest, you can sort of see through?

01:05:37.000 He's done that with a hammer and a chisel. 0.93

01:05:40.000 So while you're told that your culture sucks, I want you to see this and know that it doesn't. 0.90

01:05:47.000 And we have incredible artifacts in our past that we created. 0.97

01:05:51.000 And I count, that's a Greek statue, but I count the Greeks as Western, obviously.

01:05:57.000 What's next?

01:06:00.000 Oh, this is interesting.

01:06:01.000 Look how cold it was when they invented baseball.

01:06:07.000 That made me laugh so hard at the Louvre that people were staring.

01:06:12.000 That's like the funniest thing I've ever said.

01:06:13.000 My son is old enough, too, my eldest boy, to giggle at that kind of juvenile humor.

01:06:18.000 So that's fun.

01:06:19.000 There was another time, too.

01:06:21.000 During the walking tour of the French Revolution, the guy was talking about the finance minister, Necker.

01:06:28.000 And he said, with his accent, he was like, and the king had a big problem with Necker.

01:06:34.000 So he said, you know, you're banished.

01:06:35.000 You're fine.

01:06:36.000 And I was like, so Necker couldn't handle the finances.

01:06:39.000 He wasn't good with money.

01:06:41.000 He was like, Necker rich?

01:06:42.000 I'm like, yes, precisely, precisely.

01:06:44.000 And then I'm looking over and my teenage, well, my eldest teenage boy's giggling. 0.99

01:06:49.000 But yeah, speaking of the monarchs, at one point I just go, what the fuck did they do all day? 0.96

01:06:54.000 And he goes, oh, they would hunt, mostly hunt, and they would have parties. 0.99

01:06:59.000 I would be bored shitless.

01:07:01.000 I mean, hunting is fun, but every day, all day, your whole life?

01:07:05.000 And then I got a theory going. 1.00

01:07:08.000 I think a lot of them fucked themselves to death. 1.00

01:07:12.000 You know how we see this problem with the gays? 1.00

01:07:14.000 First we had AIDS because they did too much fucking and it spread it around. 1.00

01:07:17.000 Nature has balances for this. 1.00

01:07:19.000 Now we got monkeypox from having, you know, shit eating orgies where they eat their poo-poo and they're fucking everything that moves for three hours straight. 1.00

01:07:29.000 Those balances are also prevalent in the heterosexual world. 1.00

01:07:33.000 They're human checks and balances, not necessarily gay. 0.92

01:07:35.000 It's just the gays tend to fly closer to the sun than us, right? 1.00

01:07:40.000 And I'm thinking, remember Peironi's disease? 1.00

01:07:42.000 Peyroni's disease is when you get a kink in your dick. 1.00

01:07:45.000 And it's named after King Henry II of France. 0.99

01:07:48.000 King Henry II's urologist was named Peironi.

01:07:52.000 So he named it.

01:07:53.000 And it's just basically a calcium deposit.

01:07:56.000 Like, take a deflated long balloon, put a piece of tape on it, then inflate the balloon and it'll go around the tape, right?

01:08:01.000 Because the tape's not stretching with the rest.

01:08:03.000 That's what Peyroni's is. 0.50

01:08:05.000 And there's cures for it now.

01:08:06.000 It's called Xiaoflex. 0.99

01:08:07.000 But you get it from excessive fucking. 1.00

01:08:13.000 You get it from like you're holding up a chick and then she falls and you bend your dick. 1.00

01:08:18.000 You can kind of break your dick. 1.00

01:08:19.000 It's not a bone, but it's a boneur. 1.00

01:08:21.000 A boner is bone-ish. 0.99

01:08:24.000 And I'm convinced that Henry II, he got that problem from fucking too many bronze. 1.00

01:08:34.000 Bent his dick, putting it in a butthole or something. 1.00

01:08:37.000 And the same with Louis XVI. 1.00

01:08:39.000 He was the guy who was king during the French Revolution.

01:08:42.000 He was the guy we just showed at the old picture.

01:08:43.000 Go back to the old picture behind me there.

01:08:46.000 The main one, the Palais de Justice, because that was Louis XVI and Mary Antoinette.

01:08:50.000 She's the one who allegedly said, let them eat cake. 1.00

01:08:52.000 She didn't say that.

01:08:56.000 If you look at the Sophia Coppola movie about Mary Antoinette, that's very bow, wow, wow, Vivian Westwood-based, it doesn't really have a plot. 0.95

01:09:04.000 But Jason, what's his name from Rushmore, is portrayed as a fag in that movie. 0.98

01:09:08.000 He's Louis XVI. 0.98

01:09:09.000 I don't think he was a homo. 1.00

01:09:11.000 I think his dick was broken. 1.00

01:09:13.000 And when you have Peironi's disease, it's painful to get an erection. 1.00

01:09:16.000 So he wouldn't want to horse around with her because his dick would hurt. 1.00

01:09:19.000 Why does his dick hurt? 1.00

01:09:21.000 Overfucking. 1.00

01:09:24.000 I solved a cold case that is hundreds of years old. 0.99

01:09:29.000 All right, let's get back to our shots there. 0.52

01:09:31.000 Oh, that last one was the movie.

01:09:37.000 Look at that view.

01:09:40.000 Of course, the Mexican has to show up and sing La Bamba. 1.00

01:09:43.000 And some hippies have to have hula hoops. 1.00

01:09:47.000 And then, of course, back to the basilica.

01:09:49.000 There's also a lot of nostalgia here, personally, for Montmart, because I proposed to my wife under the Eiffel Tower when we were staying in Montmartre.

01:09:59.000 And yeah, there's garbage everywhere. 0.86

01:10:01.000 Trump says Paris is lost. 1.00

01:10:03.000 A lot of black Africans who are like literally black. 0.99

01:10:07.000 But not crime. 1.00

01:10:09.000 Crime wasn't a thing outside of like pathetic little pickpockets and stuff. 0.88

01:10:12.000 But you can't deny the architecture. 0.88

01:10:16.000 You can't deny the history.

01:10:18.000 And this is what's so important.

01:10:20.000 And by the way, French history is inexorably linked to ours.

01:10:25.000 The French Revolution, I believe, was the result of the American Revolution.

01:10:29.000 I think they saw what we did and they said we should try too. 0.99

01:10:32.000 But being Frenchmen, they fucked it up. 1.00

01:10:34.000 And everyone died. 1.00

01:10:37.000 What's the next one?

01:10:38.000 8343?

01:10:40.000 Oh, is that the Catacombs?

01:10:41.000 Yeah.

01:10:42.000 Is that 8343, Ryan?

01:10:46.000 8246.

01:10:49.000 Oh, okay.

01:10:50.000 So yeah, the Catacombs was really far underground.

01:10:55.000 Felt like a quarter of a mile underground. 0.97

01:10:57.000 And the French are pretty inept, and they were just... 1.00

01:11:02.000 The cemeteries overfilled. 0.98

01:11:04.000 And then there was some sort of underground collapse where people had dead bodies floating into their basements.

01:11:09.000 I said, okay, we've got to dig up this cemetery.

01:11:11.000 We'll pour the bodies in an abandoned limestone mine.

01:11:15.000 And then about 50 years later, this guy, Louis-Étienne-Erica de Turie, came down.

01:11:23.000 He said, this is gross.

01:11:24.000 Let's reorganize this.

01:11:26.000 So he put all the femur bones in a section with then two rows Of skulls and then femur bones, and then all the other little ankle bones and everything are behind.

01:11:34.000 So there's miles and miles of skulls.

01:11:37.000 I saw they have catacombs in southern Italy too, but they're more recently dead.

01:11:42.000 And you're walking around.

01:11:43.000 This is in, I think, Reggio de Calabri or something, somewhere in Sicily, I think. 0.99

01:11:48.000 And there's like these dead cat-looking fucking leathery dudes with their suits still on. 0.97

01:11:55.000 And young Sicilians like to go there because it's relatively abandoned and they make out. 0.99

01:12:00.000 So they're making out next to dead bodies. 0.98

01:12:04.000 You know what fucking pissed me off about this? 1.00

01:12:06.000 Some asshole, goddamn, I wish I was there for this, wrote his graffiti tag on one of the skulls. 1.00

01:12:14.000 Is that a low point in world history or what? 1.00

01:12:21.000 Did it smell weird down there?

01:12:23.000 Nope.

01:12:24.000 Did it have bad vibes?

01:12:26.000 Nope.

01:12:26.000 Interesting.

01:12:27.000 I think it was very reverent to put all these bones in a pile.

01:12:30.000 So it actually has good vibes. 0.99

01:12:32.000 This was just a pile of shit before, what's his name? 0.99

01:12:35.000 Louis showed up. 0.99

01:12:37.000 And it's nice and cool down there, too. 0.99

01:12:39.000 Paris was hot as shit. 0.98

01:12:41.000 They don't do AC. 0.99

01:12:47.000 We've got the Nike statue.

01:12:50.000 So we're getting down there, and we see this.

01:12:56.000 This is the raft of the Medusa, right?

01:12:58.000 You might recognize it from the Pogues album cover, Rum, Sodomy, and the Lash.

01:13:03.000 Winston Churchill was asked about naval life, and he goes, eh, Navy life.

01:13:08.000 Don't talk to me about the Navy.

01:13:10.000 It's just rum, sodomy, and the lash.

01:13:12.000 That's all they do. 1.00

01:13:13.000 It's fuck each other, get drunk, and whip each other. 1.00

01:13:16.000 Pogues seem to think that's cool. 1.00

01:13:18.000 They want to be part of that.

01:13:20.000 Great album, by the way.

01:13:21.000 So anyway, we're looking at this, and remember why I'm here?

01:13:25.000 I'm showing my kids that Western culture is the best.

01:13:29.000 And this painting was incredibly revolutionary because you need permission to do paintings this big, and it has to be either a biblical story or a monarch or some sort of reverent thing.

01:13:38.000 You can't have a bunch of cannibals who were on an abandoned ship.

01:13:42.000 This ship was going to Senegal, I think, to reestablish a French colony.

01:13:46.000 Nothing really to do with slavery.

01:13:48.000 I'm sure it's tangentially related to slavery, but the ship crashed.

01:13:52.000 The elites got on the escape boats.

01:13:55.000 They ended up starving, too, because they're in the middle of nowhere.

01:13:58.000 And then a few savages managed to forage a raft, and they ended up eating each other.

01:14:03.000 I think maybe two of them survived this trip. 0.99

01:14:06.000 But they'd never seen a painting this big of poor losers. 0.98

01:14:10.000 Okay, great. 0.99

01:14:11.000 Got it.

01:14:11.000 It's an incredible painting.

01:14:12.000 The kids are learning.

01:14:13.000 Then I'm with this Asian but American Chinese kid.

01:14:18.000 She's five.

01:14:19.000 And the tour guide goes, this was amazing because we finally had the poor depicted in a big setting.

01:14:24.000 Okay, I'm with you.

01:14:25.000 This is great.

01:14:26.000 Then she leans down to the little girl and she says, and this is during the time of slavery, you know, and do you think slavery is good?

01:14:36.000 Because they went to your country. 1.00

01:14:38.000 She points at the little girl.

01:14:40.000 We've got dead bodies here, right?

01:14:43.000 She somehow links all that to slavery.

01:14:46.000 Then she points into a five-year-old's face and says, do you think slavery is good?

01:14:51.000 She's five.

01:14:54.000 Two were ruined because I have to get aggressive now.

01:14:58.000 And now everyone's uncomfortable.

01:14:59.000 My wife's uncomfortable. 0.99

01:15:00.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:15:01.000 And I said, yeah, slavery is terrible.

01:15:05.000 It's terrible what Africa did. 1.00

01:15:08.000 Thank God the West abolished slavery.

01:15:10.000 Thank God England abolished slavery. 0.93

01:15:12.000 And then thank God America lost the equivalent today of $5 million to make sure that slavery was over. 0.99

01:15:19.000 Maybe your welcome is in order, huh?

01:15:21.000 And then she got super defensive.

01:15:23.000 And she goes, yes, yes, everyone was a slave. 0.98

01:15:26.000 Jews were slaves. 1.00

01:15:28.000 And I go, yeah, the word slave is Slavic. 0.83

01:15:30.000 Irish slaves. 0.64

01:15:31.000 Some data says there was more white slaves than black slaves in America.

01:15:35.000 And by the way, there was only 320,000.

01:15:39.000 And then she goes, yes, well, you know, there was 20 million Africans who were taken from their nation.

01:15:46.000 And then who knows, maybe much more than that, because many died on the journey.

01:15:50.000 Maybe it was 30, 30 million?

01:15:53.000 What?

01:15:55.000 It was 12.5 million.

01:15:57.000 2.5 died.

01:15:59.000 10 million made it across.

01:16:02.000 Brazil got 3 million.

01:16:03.000 We got 320,000. 1.00

01:16:05.000 Yet we keep fucking hearing about it, including from frogs like you. 0.99

01:16:08.000 Oh, and then she goes, she says, you know, we hear about the Holocaust and there was 6 million. 0.99

01:16:13.000 It doesn't compare to 10 million.

01:16:18.000 Okay.

01:16:18.000 Sorry, it doesn't compare to 20 million plus.

01:16:22.000 I'm like, that's it.

01:16:22.000 Do you want to get into that?

01:16:24.000 And then she starts talking about how, you know, people are still on rafts.

01:16:28.000 And I'm like, yeah, escaping socialism in Cuba.

01:16:34.000 And if you want to get into numbers and you'd want to talk about socialism, how about the 80 million in China that Mao killed very recently? 1.00

01:16:41.000 That was the fucking 60s, bitch. 1.00

01:16:44.000 And say bitch, and I didn't have that tone. 1.00

01:16:45.000 But we're getting, like, she's just making up numbers here. 0.99

01:16:50.000 And it's ironic because I'm sitting there trying to show my children the beauty of Western history and Western culture.

01:16:56.000 And there she is catching our one little flub, our little mistake, and making the whole day about that.

01:17:03.000 And doubling the numbers while you're at it.

01:17:06.000 And this I noticed about the French too. 0.99

01:17:09.000 Their politics are fucking juvenile. 0.99

01:17:13.000 What about Z. I was on a sailboat with this guy. 0.99

01:17:19.000 What's that?

01:17:20.000 Oh, who got the most slaves? 0.99

01:17:24.000 Yeah, you go buy a slave right now in Libya for $400.

01:17:28.000 Go get a person.

01:17:29.000 Go buy one.

01:17:32.000 But yeah, you talk to them, and it sounds like you when you're 15 or 14. 0.58

01:17:38.000 Like, what about the unarmed blacks that are getting killed?

01:17:41.000 There's so many guns there. 0.66

01:17:42.000 Why are there so many guns?

01:17:43.000 We don't have that kind of...

01:17:44.000 You've got plenty of crime here, by the way.

01:17:47.000 Just go to Les Bon Lou, the suburbs where all the refugees are. 1.00

01:17:52.000 You just had refugees burn down the Notre Dame. 1.00

01:17:55.000 The church that survived World War II can't survive your shitty refugee crisis. 1.00

01:18:00.000 Fucking gypsies everywhere. 1.00

01:18:02.000 Gypsies playing that three cups one ball game. 1.00

01:18:05.000 You know that thing?

01:18:07.000 Can you believe people are still falling for that?

01:18:09.000 How old is the three cups one ball game?

01:18:13.000 A million years old?

01:18:15.000 I can see cavemen doing it with coconuts.

01:18:17.000 And how do you make any money with that game?

01:18:20.000 Like you're hustling people for 10 euros here, 20 euros there.

01:18:24.000 And it's two guys, and then there's like six or seven gypsies pretending to be tourists. 1.00

01:18:29.000 It's a funny thing.

01:18:30.000 They have these shopping bags, but they've been using the same shopping bag for weeks.

01:18:33.000 It's all frayed at the top.

01:18:35.000 Like, I'm not retarded. 0.99

01:18:36.000 I know you're all part of it. 1.00

01:18:37.000 But still, that's one, two, three guys doing the cup shit. 0.99

01:18:40.000 And then there's maybe five others pretending to be tourists going, oh, yeah, you won. 0.99

01:18:44.000 You won.

01:18:45.000 That's like eight people making what?

01:18:48.000 They better be making...

01:18:49.000 They'd have to make like 100 euros an hour to just make minimum wage, to just clear McDonald's salary. 1.00

01:18:56.000 Fucking losers. 1.00

01:18:58.000 Anyway, I'm all over the place. 1.00

01:18:59.000 Although, you know what happened?

01:19:01.000 Just like yesterday or two days ago, they started fighting back about NATO, saying we want out of NATO.

01:19:08.000 It was Sarkozy, President Sarkozy, who got the French back into NATO very recently, like 20 years ago or something.

01:19:15.000 But they were out of NATO for like half a century. 0.98

01:19:18.000 And now if you go to 2-1, you see that they're taking to the streets saying, fuck NATO, which I love to hear. 1.00

01:19:28.000 Look at that. 1.00

01:19:31.000 We don't want anything to do with your stupid Russian rule. 1.00

01:19:44.000 I can't hear what they're saying. 1.00

01:19:50.000 Yeah, show me in the Trump statue.

01:19:52.000 This is not an uncommon thing, seeing President Trump desecrated. 0.99

01:19:57.000 There he is with pig hoofs. 1.00

01:20:00.000 Big, fat, disgusting. 1.00

01:20:02.000 And even that is not enough. 1.00

01:20:03.000 Like, people would write fuck Trump on it and put stickers on it because they hate him so much. 0.99

01:20:08.000 He did. 0.99

01:20:10.000 I've thought for a second there was this guy, George Danton, during the French Revolution, and he was one of the monarchs, and he was a populist.

01:20:19.000 The peasants loved him.

01:20:20.000 One of the few guys in the administration that the peasants looked up to.

01:20:24.000 And he was a Trump guy.

01:20:26.000 There he is.

01:20:26.000 Gerard Depardieu played him in a movie, The Epitome, Danton.

01:20:30.000 That's why I let it happen.

01:20:31.000 And I thought, maybe that's why they hate him. 0.90

01:20:34.000 Because this guy ended up being corrupt, but he was arrogant right to the end. 0.61

01:20:37.000 He was the Trump of the French Revolution. 0.98

01:20:39.000 And when they went to behead him, he knew he was getting beheaded.

01:20:42.000 Everyone is. 0.50

01:20:43.000 He decided to lie on his back so he could see the guillotine coming down.

01:20:47.000 And then right before they did it, he goes, when you're done, pick up my head and show it to the people.

01:20:52.000 It's a beautiful head.

01:20:53.000 It'll be worth it.

01:20:54.000 Great, great head.

01:20:55.000 Show my head.

01:20:56.000 Best head around.

01:20:58.000 They probably like me.

01:21:01.000 But then I realized, no, I think they hate him because he recognizes the decay of their city.

01:21:05.000 2-5.

01:21:11.000 He said, Paris isn't Paris anymore.

01:21:13.000 And he's true. 0.56

01:21:14.000 It's filthy.

01:21:14.000 No one had any style, by the way.

01:21:16.000 Take a look at what's happened in France.

01:21:18.000 I have a friend.

01:21:20.000 He's a very, very substantial guy.

01:21:23.000 Same with me.

01:21:24.000 He loves the city of lights.

01:21:25.000 He loves Paris.

01:21:26.000 I hadn't seen him in a while.

01:21:29.000 And I said, Jim, let me ask you a question.

01:21:32.000 He calls me Jim for this.

01:21:32.000 How's Paris doing?

01:21:34.000 Paris?

01:21:35.000 I don't go there anymore.

01:21:36.000 Paris is no longer Paris.

01:21:39.000 Trump's criticism of the French capital comes amid other remarks about rise and crime in Sweden.

01:21:46.000 Built a hundred years after the French Revolution.

01:21:48.000 They're really happy with the French Revolution, by the way.

01:21:50.000 They thought it went great.

01:21:51.000 And I go, what about the tens of thousands of dead?

01:21:54.000 And they go, oh, well, it's just like your revolution, but we have a bigger population.

01:21:59.000 No, we didn't line up people 24 hours a day and behead them. 0.63

01:22:04.000 Thousands of decapitated heads. 0.99

01:22:08.000 That's bad. 1.00

01:22:09.000 You suck. 1.00

01:22:12.000 So they've replaced their love of Christ with their love of black women for some reason. 1.00

01:22:18.000 I don't know why. 1.00

01:22:19.000 But this really fucking pissed me off. 0.96

01:22:22.000 So we go to the Pantheon. 0.93

01:22:24.000 And the Pantheon is where the people who have helped shape France, make it what it is today, are there.

01:22:30.000 You know who's there?

01:22:31.000 Voltaire.

01:22:32.000 What did he say?

01:22:33.000 I disagree with what you say, but I'll fight to the death for your right to say it.

01:22:36.000 One of the most popular quotes in all of Western history.

01:22:40.000 I use it all the time in my common vernacular.

01:22:42.000 It's a very succinct way to describe the importance of free speech.

01:22:45.000 People still don't get it.

01:22:46.000 They go, hate speech isn't, that's not real speech.

01:22:52.000 That should be restricted.

01:22:53.000 No, it's not about agreeing with the speech.

01:22:55.000 Then free speech would just be, the Beatles are good, and the Rolling Stones are good, too.

01:23:00.000 It has to involve the most horrific things imaginable.

01:23:03.000 You're allowed to say anything.

01:23:08.000 And then who else is there?

01:23:10.000 No, no, not yet, Ryan.

01:23:12.000 Rousseau.

01:23:14.000 Rousseau is in there.

01:23:17.000 And he should be in there, one of the greatest minds of our time.

01:23:20.000 I believe that his early Enlightenment writing helped foment the American Revolution.

01:23:26.000 And I think the Constitution relied heavily on Rousseau's writing.

01:23:30.000 They just added a huge dose of Christ.

01:23:32.000 And by the way, the whole separation of church and state thing, that wasn't them saying, get the church out of here.

01:23:38.000 It was more about protecting the church from the state.

01:23:41.000 So people think it was an atheist move, separating church and state.

01:23:44.000 No, it was a way to preserve the church and get it out of the clutches of the government.

01:23:50.000 So as we're going through the pantheon and looking at these incredible historical figures, I discover that there's a new kid in town.

01:24:00.000 Guess who's there now? 1.00

01:24:02.000 Josephine Baker, a fucking stripper. 1.00

01:24:07.000 I don't think I included this in the notes, Ryan, but she's famous for wearing a costume of just bananas. 1.00

01:24:13.000 This is, no, that's not, don't pull that up until I say so. 0.99

01:24:17.000 Go find Josephine Baker with her fucking banana costume. 1.00

01:24:21.000 She was a stripper. 1.00

01:24:22.000 She's a piece of trash, a mulatto chick from St. Louis. 1.00

01:24:26.000 She's dancing on the streets as an orphan. 1.00

01:24:28.000 She ends up going to New York City, Harlem, and she realizes there's more money in being a saucy temptress. 1.00

01:24:36.000 it's the equivalent of modern-day stripping.

01:24:38.000 And then that makes it to Paris.

01:24:40.000 Everyone loves her. 0.99

01:24:40.000 They're all super horny for black chicks. 0.99

01:24:42.000 It's exotic, right? 1.00

01:24:43.000 And they're already perverts. 1.00

01:24:45.000 So they're like, oh, we get to fuck a new kind of chick. 1.00

01:24:49.000 Not safe for work. 0.99

01:24:52.000 Yeah, that's not it.

01:24:53.000 It's a costume of just bananas.

01:24:58.000 Yeah, there she is. 1.00

01:24:59.000 She had a big hit.

01:25:00.000 Don't touch my tomatoes.

01:25:02.000 It's a cover, of course. 1.00

01:25:04.000 But yeah, she's singing a song about her tits, saying, don't touch my tits. 1.00

01:25:09.000 She's in the fucking pantheon now. 1.00

01:25:11.000 She's not French. 1.00

01:25:12.000 She's American. 1.00

01:25:14.000 She is a retard. 1.00

01:25:17.000 She, just like Madonna, before Madonna, she's in the pantheon, literally next to Voltaire and Rousseau. 1.00

01:25:23.000 Oh, and this, it gets even worse.

01:25:27.000 Her bones, her body's in Monaco, which is essentially, it's like, it's more independent than Washington, D.C. is from America.

01:25:33.000 It's essentially a sovereign state in the south of France.

01:25:36.000 They go, okay, we're going to move her bones to the Pantheon.

01:25:39.000 And her family goes, no, don't do that.

01:25:41.000 Leave my stripper mom in Monaco. 1.00

01:25:44.000 Okay.

01:25:45.000 So they get a casket.

01:25:47.000 They put dirt from St. Louis, Paris, and Monaco in a casket and stick that in there. 1.00

01:25:54.000 A pile of fucking dirt. 1.00

01:25:57.000 And on top of the fact that she's just a stupid fucking stripper, she was also a retard. 1.00

01:26:06.000 She adopted 12 kids from all around the world to show you that diversity is our strength and all children are beautiful and everyone deserves rights. 1.00

01:26:17.000 That's nice, Josephine.

01:26:18.000 You're broke.

01:26:20.000 She spent her money. 1.00

01:26:21.000 Look at her fucking pinhead face. 1.00

01:26:25.000 The second she got rich, she bought a castle and then she adopted all these kids and just started spending money until the money was gone. 1.00

01:26:32.000 She almost ended up in debtor's prison.

01:26:33.000 She had to sell the castle.

01:26:35.000 I don't know what happened to these kids.

01:26:37.000 She sold the orphanage.

01:26:39.000 Did she take care of them? 0.96

01:26:42.000 Were they adopted by someone else?

01:26:43.000 This is your hero, France.

01:26:46.000 This is Voltaire and Rousseau.

01:26:51.000 Unbelievable, isn't it?

01:26:53.000 And isn't that ironic, too? 1.00

01:26:54.000 I'm there to show them the importance of Western culture, French culture, and I'm sick of this woke shit. 0.99

01:27:01.000 And here we are at the Pantheon, and the bones are woke. 1.00

01:27:05.000 Like, there's a casket there full of dirt from St. Louis because the French have this obsession with black women. 1.00

01:27:11.000 And it's a bizarre obsession, the way they worship these black women. 0.90

01:27:15.000 Like, now you can pull up that picture. 0.82

01:27:18.000 This is...

01:27:20.000 Look at this.

01:27:21.000 Dude, they're so weird. 0.99

01:27:22.000 I know it sounds crazy when I say they worship black women. 1.00

01:27:24.000 I mean it incredibly literally. 0.95

01:27:27.000 They see them as like these, well, sort of like with white liberals here, they see them as like these exotic panthers.

01:27:32.000 They're beautiful, wonderful creatures. 1.00

01:27:34.000 She was just a stupid stripper whore who fucked everything that moved. 1.00

01:27:39.000 And I don't want to totally trivialize for civil rights stuff. 1.00

01:27:42.000 That was cool, but it's very convenient to do from the confines of a castle in Paris.

01:27:48.000 So this is kind of how they see black people.

01:27:50.000 I saw this as an ad there.

01:27:52.000 This is some sort of chocolate sculptor.

01:27:54.000 And he sculpted one of, he made himself a little black friend he can hang out with.

01:27:58.000 That's nice.

01:27:59.000 Zoom in on this. 0.98

01:28:01.000 This is just a little, like, that's how they see blacks as these wonderful, robust, pokritudinous savages with shiny black skin and bones and gorillas and stuff. 1.00

01:28:20.000 Fuck off. 1.00

01:28:24.000 Oh yeah, this woman just breastfeeding next to me. 1.00

01:28:27.000 I saw a lot of decent looking guys with black twos. 0.99

01:28:31.000 I guess that's part of it.

01:28:36.000 So here's another example.

01:28:38.000 I almost caught those two.

01:28:39.000 She was like a one and he was an eight. 1.00

01:28:43.000 His dick tastes disgusting, though. 1.00

01:28:44.000 I regretted that part. 1.00

01:28:46.000 So in Marseille, there's this.

01:28:48.000 This is as literal as it gets.

01:28:51.000 In Marseille, there's this saint, Saint Sarah.

01:28:55.000 There's another one.

01:28:56.000 He's a pretty decent looking dude.

01:28:58.000 Kind of a Bob Odenkirk vibe.

01:29:02.000 She looks like a darker version of the mayor of Chicago, Laurie Lightfoot. 0.89

01:29:07.000 That's at the Louvre.

01:29:10.000 So this woman, Saint Sarah, she's said to have come from Palestine on a rock.

01:29:14.000 I don't believe you.

01:29:16.000 You could technically get from Palestine through the Mediterranean, right?

01:29:19.000 To the south of France.

01:29:25.000 She showed up on a boat made of rock, and there was no oars or no sail.

01:29:30.000 She just rolled into town. 1.00

01:29:31.000 Bullshit. 1.00

01:29:32.000 And they fucking love Palestine there. 1.00

01:29:35.000 They hate the Jouiff. 1.00

01:29:36.000 They hate Jews. 0.99

01:29:37.000 And they love Palestine. 0.94

01:29:39.000 They have no idea what your average Palestinian's politics are. 1.00

01:29:42.000 If they found out the way how Palestinians feel about homos, they would be very shocked because France is where they make fags. 1.00

01:29:50.000 It's the capital of the world. 0.99

01:29:51.000 Tapet. 1.00

01:29:52.000 I said tapet a few times, which is like faggot. 1.00

01:29:55.000 And every time I said it, the person next to me would be like, oh, no, no, no, you can't say that. 1.00

01:30:02.000 That's like worse than faggot. 1.00

01:30:04.000 It's like fucking faggot. 1.00

01:30:05.000 I go, yeah. 1.00

01:30:06.000 It's funny to be mean in a joke.

01:30:09.000 And they go, oh, okay.

01:30:10.000 I guess you know what you're doing. 1.00

01:30:13.000 You want to hear faggot? 1.00

01:30:14.000 Go to Palestine. 1.00

01:30:17.000 Uh-oh, my scarf's falling apart. 0.99

01:30:19.000 It was fucking 100 degrees there, and every white guy had a scarf on. 1.00

01:30:24.000 Aren't you hot, you numb nuts? 0.99

01:30:27.000 Anyway, so in Marseille, there's this church where effigies of Saint Sarah are sold. 0.99

01:30:35.000 And they put a bunch of jackets on her for some fucking reason. 0.99

01:30:38.000 I don't know what the hell is that about. 0.99

01:30:39.000 Dude, the French are atheists. 1.00

01:30:41.000 There's churches everywhere.

01:30:43.000 They don't go to them.

01:30:44.000 This had a lineup around the block.

01:30:46.000 I couldn't take any footage of it, so this is from YouTube.

01:30:49.000 There was people crying.

01:30:51.000 And it's weird because she's Palestinian. 1.00

01:30:53.000 Palestinians look like southern Italians, northern Africans. 1.00

01:30:56.000 But in all the depictions of Saint Sarah, she's very dark.

01:31:01.000 So it's literally rooms full of mostly women, it seems, praying to this black statue wearing 37 jackets and crying, getting on their knees.

01:31:14.000 Like you go to the basilica, people are walking around and go, oh, cool.

01:31:17.000 Oh, there's Jesus. 0.99

01:31:18.000 They get near Saint Sarah, they go absolutely fucking nuts. 0.99

01:31:24.000 There she is. 1.00

01:31:26.000 They literally worship black women. 0.68

01:31:30.000 Anyway, that's about it for my education vacation. 0.96

01:31:37.000 But that's le boté de le voyage.

01:31:40.000 Vous aprené des chaus, vous avait des toiles. 0.99

01:31:43.000 The last thing I'll say about the French, because I feel bad shitting on them so much. 1.00

01:31:50.000 They're happy. 1.00

01:31:52.000 They're chatting.

01:31:53.000 They're talking.

01:31:54.000 And I think they're more tolerant than us because of this culture.

01:31:59.000 I prefer bar culture where you're inside and you're talking to the bartender and it's mostly men.

01:32:04.000 There's no one, even at UK pubs, even at Irish bars, you go inside, you buy your drink, and you come out on these straw-bottom chairs and you watch the people go by.

01:32:12.000 People have no style.

01:32:13.000 Half of them reek.

01:32:16.000 I don't know what we're looking at here.

01:32:18.000 Plus, day drinking is a vice.

01:32:20.000 I don't like people being around while I'm doing that.

01:32:22.000 I guess because they all smoke, so they want to be outside to have cigarettes.

01:32:26.000 But the one bone I'll throw them is it's a real culture of discourse, constantly chattering, nattering away.

01:32:34.000 And I think we don't do that anymore.

01:32:36.000 We've got our national divorce.

01:32:38.000 Like I made it clear I was a Trump guy to everyone I spoke to. 0.99

01:32:41.000 And it wasn't a fuck you I got from them. 0.99

01:32:43.000 It was a million questions. 0.99

01:32:45.000 How could you defend him?

01:32:46.000 How could you defend your country?

01:32:47.000 Why do you have so many guns? 1.00

01:32:49.000 Why do you shoot on armed black people? 0.99

01:32:51.000 And I wasn't arguing with them. 0.99

01:32:52.000 I was explaining that you got the numbers wrong.

01:32:55.000 You can't take guns out of America.

01:32:56.000 It would be like taking wine out of France.

01:32:58.000 It's an inexorable part of our culture. 0.98

01:33:00.000 And as I'm coming back and explaining all the shit they got wrong, they're like, hmm, hmm. 1.00

01:33:04.000 No fuck you's, no X's. 0.99

01:33:07.000 And I think that's something we really need to bring back to America. 0.99

01:33:10.000 And I blame social media.

01:33:12.000 I blame this concept of blocking that we got from Facebook.

01:33:14.000 And it's even stronger in Twitter and Instagram where you're in your little bubble.

01:33:20.000 And the more you stay in your bubble, the more you see the others as the enemy.

01:33:27.000 And people can make up lies about them, especially with me.

01:33:30.000 I'm banned from everything, so I can't defend myself.

01:33:32.000 So now they can turn me into this Nazi, this villain, where I don't get a voice.

01:33:36.000 And that's so true of our entire country.

01:33:39.000 So if there's one takeaway from France besides don't have a godless revolution, it's chat.

01:33:46.000 Get to know each other.

01:33:47.000 Talk to your Uber driver.

01:33:48.000 Talk to your bartender.

01:33:50.000 Natter.

01:33:51.000 It's healthy to get different perspectives.

01:33:52.000 It's healthy to travel and it's healthy to learn about different places.

01:33:56.000 Hallor.

01:33:57.000 C'est sac je faire et on vaver retoné le chaux et c'arcois get off my loan.

01:34:04.000 On revenir, get off my loan.

01:34:20.000 You know a great, speaking of culture, a great Twitter follow is, I sent it to you separately, culture historian or something?

01:34:31.000 Cultural tutor.

01:34:32.000 Yeah, check him out.

01:34:34.000 This guy's great.

01:34:37.000 And it's cheaper than flying to Europe.

01:34:42.000 What's his most recent thing?

01:34:43.000 He's got great threads.

01:34:47.000 Learning from what came before us.

01:34:48.000 Many modern buildings, including some on this list, are quite striking and wonderful.

01:34:51.000 Others, unfortunately, less so.

01:34:52.000 Oh, he did a big thing on brutalism and how communist architectures is ruined.

01:35:00.000 Architecture?

01:35:01.000 Great phraseology, Gav. 0.99

01:35:03.000 All right, let's make fun of some homosexuals, shall we? 1.00

01:35:08.000 Yes. 1.00

01:35:14.000 Why are you ugly? 0.99

01:35:16.000 I felt ugly. 1.00

01:35:17.000 I felt gay. 0.79

01:35:18.000 And then we fell in love. 0.99

01:35:19.000 And then they eat their poo-poo. 0.95

01:35:21.000 And we have a very good relationship. 1.00

01:35:23.000 I don't like the fucking thing. 1.00

01:35:25.000 You don't want to see a closed-up picture of my ain't because you hate gay man. 1.00

01:35:28.000 You ugly. 1.00

01:35:29.000 Homophobal. 1.00

01:35:32.000 It's weird when you see an old man with a young gay boy because when you see it in a heterosexual relationship... 0.99

01:35:42.000 Wait, what are you saying? 0.67

01:35:44.000 Oops. 1.00

01:35:49.000 In a heterosexual thing, you see a young girl with a disgusting old man. 0.99

01:35:53.000 You're like, oh, she must be there for his money. 0.99

01:35:57.000 He can't be a good father.

01:35:58.000 He's too old. 0.99

01:35:59.000 He's going to die soon. 0.57

01:36:00.000 This is not a normal relationship.

01:36:02.000 Or then you have President Macron in France who married his kindergarten teacher.

01:36:06.000 So you're like, well, she's not going to give you any kids. 0.64

01:36:08.000 And that's gross.

01:36:09.000 And I mean, relationships and reproduction are inexorably linked, no matter what the left tries to tell you.

01:36:17.000 You want to marry a woman relatively young. 1.00

01:36:19.000 You want to be young yourself.

01:36:20.000 And you want to have five kids.

01:36:21.000 That's the ideal.

01:36:23.000 But when you see with homos, part of your brain goes, I don't like this, but you take the reproduction out of it. 1.00

01:36:28.000 And now you're just like, okay, I don't know why, but this isn't as bad as heterosexuals, but it's still gross. 0.94

01:36:40.000 Hello, TikTok, guys and girls.

01:36:43.000 It's Ken here with my lovely, beautiful fiancé, Philip.

01:36:51.000 And isn't he just so beautiful?

01:36:53.000 Yes.

01:36:55.000 And here we are.

01:36:58.000 And I just want to know that I'm just so happy to have him in my life. 1.00

01:37:06.000 If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I'm going to fucking kill you. 1.00

01:37:12.000 That's the best part is the end. 1.00

01:37:13.000 Rewind the end.

01:37:17.000 Because love is love.

01:37:20.000 Love it.

01:37:22.000 Look at him.

01:37:22.000 He's like choked.

01:37:24.000 He chokes him out.

01:37:26.000 I'm here too.

01:37:27.000 Yeah.

01:37:28.000 It's not gross.

01:37:29.000 It's funny.

01:37:30.000 That's a demon, dude.

01:37:32.000 I mean, what is their life? 0.94

01:37:34.000 I guess the old guy just like rapes the young guy in exchange for jewelry and money and stuff. 0.98

01:37:40.000 He might be so gay that he's like, Yeah, they do gross stuff, but he's in love with it. 1.00

01:37:44.000 Like, he almost cries. 0.99

01:37:45.000 He's like, I'm so happy to have this little demon.

01:37:49.000 And then the demon is just leeching off him.

01:37:51.000 Whatever.

01:37:51.000 Free market capitalism.

01:37:53.000 I mean, it's none of my beeswax, but I'm grossed out and I'm also amused. 0.98

01:37:58.000 You're gross and amusing. 0.97

01:37:59.000 Oh, my God. 1.00

01:38:00.000 Imagine seeing their intercourse. 0.97

01:38:05.000 I thought this was funny. 0.95

01:38:06.000 You're not allowed to say non-binary anymore because NB looks like non-black. 1.00

01:38:10.000 So then you say the word NB, but that sounds like you're trivializing it.

01:38:15.000 I think the person in this argument is joking, but the reaction is legitimate.

01:38:23.000 I accidentally misgendered someone who was rude to me on here because I did not know they were NB.

01:38:28.000 I instantly corrected myself.

01:38:30.000 And then they go, for what it's worth, the black community doesn't like that.

01:38:33.000 It's NB. 0.81

01:38:34.000 Because NB means non-black. 0.63

01:38:36.000 When was the last time you heard of the term non-black?

01:38:39.000 Never.

01:38:40.000 I'm dating a non-black.

01:38:42.000 You'd say a white girl. 1.00

01:38:45.000 And then Jenny from the block has got a problem with NB.

01:38:50.000 Go down a bit?

01:38:53.000 Folks just need to be careful because some binary people find NB to be infantilizing and really dislike it.

01:38:58.000 Been told off a few times for using it.

01:39:00.000 I would love to be told off by one of these people.

01:39:02.000 Have you ever come across any of these people in your life, Ryan?

01:39:06.000 Never.

01:39:07.000 I've never heard anyone in real life tell me their pronouns.

01:39:13.000 I meet a lot of people. 0.98

01:39:16.000 Maybe it's my age, but I couldn't imagine keeping a straight face while getting in shit for saying non-binary. 0.99

01:39:24.000 Actually, you know what's fucking crazy? 0.99

01:39:27.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:39:28.000 3-0.

01:39:29.000 This one teacher in Ireland pulls a Jordan Peterson and he goes, can't do it.

01:39:34.000 Not gonna do it.

01:39:35.000 You're not a girl. 1.00

01:39:37.000 I'm not using they, them or calling he a she. 1.00

01:39:42.000 He's in jail.

01:39:43.000 Whoa.

01:39:44.000 Irish teacher placed on leave.

01:39:46.000 No, more than leave, buddy.

01:39:50.000 He refused to stay away from Wilson's hospital.

01:39:52.000 Oh yeah, so he refused to say the name.

01:39:55.000 And he goes, this is my, I'm not going to not do my job because I refuse to be part of this cult.

01:40:00.000 I'm Catholic.

01:40:01.000 The church doesn't allow me to be part of this.

01:40:04.000 It's against my religion.

01:40:06.000 And they go, you're banned.

01:40:07.000 He goes, no, I'm not banned.

01:40:08.000 So he goes to his classroom.

01:40:10.000 There's no one in his class.

01:40:12.000 They've told the kids they can't go to his class.

01:40:13.000 So he sits down. 1.00

01:40:14.000 The police pick him up and throw him in fucking jail. 0.99

01:40:18.000 I talked to an Irish guy about it today, actually. 1.00

01:40:20.000 And he goes, I used to like laughing at Jews from Americans from across the pond talking about your fucking insanity. 0.99

01:40:28.000 And here it's arrived on our shores. 1.00

01:40:30.000 Our green shores are now multicolored rainbows of bullshit. 1.00

01:40:38.000 See, this is the problem with enabling the mentally ill. 1.00

01:40:42.000 They become power hungry.

01:40:45.000 As patriarchs, us Western men, we've been dealing with power for a long time.

01:40:49.000 We've had it for about 5,000 years.

01:40:53.000 You guys have had it for an hour and a half.

01:40:54.000 You're not good with it.

01:40:56.000 You're like a toddler with a lightsaber or a blind person with a Ferrari. 1.00

01:41:00.000 You're wrecking shit. 1.00

01:41:02.000 Look at 3-1. 1.00

01:41:07.000 Oh, this is really one of my favorite.

01:41:09.000 I love Chris Plant, by the way.

01:41:10.000 My car doesn't have Sirius.

01:41:12.000 Thank God.

01:41:13.000 I never listened to Howard Stern anymore.

01:41:15.000 And my life has improved.

01:41:17.000 Not a lot, but Chris Plant is a great...

01:41:19.000 My one pet peeve with him is the Demon Crats and constantly talking about the Democrats, the Democrats, the Democrats. 0.90

01:41:27.000 But I thought this was funny because with this gender bullshit, right, we have men wanting to be part of the abortion debate, not because it's a woman who identifies as a man, but it's a man. 0.98

01:41:38.000 And he wants to be part of the our body's our choice thing. 0.99

01:41:41.000 We should be able to keep our babies.

01:41:43.000 So men want to be part of the uterus club. 0.97

01:41:49.000 And they're dominating it, just like they're dominating women's sports. 1.00

01:41:54.000 The headline from CNN in quotes, we're a part of this movement too, end quote, transgender and non-binary people say they feel excluded from the abortion fight.

01:42:07.000 Yeah. 1.00

01:42:09.000 You're mentally ill. 1.00

01:42:11.000 That's the, they feel excluded. 0.99

01:42:13.000 And everybody, Yahoo's got the same headline and CNN and various other papers with the same thing.

01:42:23.000 You know, abortion, transgender, non-binary.

01:42:28.000 Democrats, this, you know, 10 years ago, none of this was the headline.

01:42:32.000 I actually saw this.

01:42:33.000 We talked about that a few weeks ago. 0.83

01:42:35.000 Remember there was that hideous guy in a dress with a wig and it said, hands off my vulva or something? 0.96

01:42:40.000 Yeah. 0.97

01:42:41.000 Sorry, guys.

01:42:42.000 You're not invited to a discussion about uteruses.

01:42:45.000 You're invited to the discussion on abortion and the ethics of killing a baby, whether that's morally wrong.

01:42:54.000 It is, by the way.

01:42:56.000 Everyone is invited to that debate, and that's what abortion should be about, the ethics of it.

01:42:59.000 Is it murder?

01:43:01.000 But the specifics of like my body, my choice, that's not my side.

01:43:06.000 That's the left side.

01:43:07.000 But I can just tell you from afar, you shouldn't be part of that. 0.95

01:43:12.000 My vulva. 0.99

01:43:14.000 You don't have a vulva. 1.00

01:43:15.000 If you don't have a uterus, you can't talk about this shit. 1.00

01:43:19.000 You can talk about abortion, but this is... 1.00

01:43:22.000 Am I making myself clear here?

01:43:23.000 These trans guys, they're not really interested in abortion. 1.00

01:43:26.000 They want to pretend they have pussies. 1.00

01:43:28.000 Like I saw this thing, Gigi Gorgeous, went to a gynecologist, and he's sitting there in the stirrups as they look at his cock, and they talk about, well, have you ever had a period? 0.99

01:43:42.000 And he goes, I felt so male. 0.99

01:43:43.000 It was so degrading. 1.00

01:43:46.000 At this point, I would say trans men, trans women, meaning chicks with dicks, are more annoying than trans men, which is women who mutilate themselves. 1.00

01:44:01.000 Don't you think? 1.00

01:44:02.000 It's a close call. 1.00

01:44:04.000 But with trans women, I'm just like, well, you fuck off. 1.00

01:44:09.000 You're just basically a glam rocker. 1.00

01:44:10.000 You're just a dude with long hair who's feminine. 0.98

01:44:14.000 You're basically in the band Skid Row.

01:44:16.000 You're Sebastian Bach. 1.00

01:44:18.000 But with the trans woman, I don't go fuck off. 1.00

01:44:20.000 I go more like, what have you done? 1.00

01:44:23.000 This is just David Bowie.

01:44:25.000 You're not a woman. 1.00

01:44:31.000 You're Dee Schneider.

01:44:37.000 Skid Bro.

01:44:39.000 But with the women trying to be men, I don't get mad. 0.93

01:44:43.000 I get sad. 1.00

01:44:45.000 Like, let's do the NSFW bumper because I'm about to show you how they make a dick. 1.00

01:44:51.000 I hate this. 0.95

01:44:54.000 Okay.

01:44:55.000 Okay.

01:44:56.000 Here we go.

01:44:57.000 I don't even know if this is a real living person's arm.

01:45:00.000 Is it someone that just died? 0.99

01:45:02.000 And by the way, if I donate my limbs, you may not make a penis out of my arm. 0.99

01:45:06.000 Sorry. 0.99

01:45:07.000 That's a no.

01:45:08.000 Can we stipulate that?

01:45:12.000 God, that's ugly.

01:45:16.000 Supposed to be.

01:45:16.000 It's supposed to turn you off from watching the show.

01:45:19.000 You need some sort of font class.

01:45:24.000 All right, 3-2.

01:45:24.000 We already warned you.

01:45:25.000 This is disgusting.

01:45:26.000 Don't look if you're eating. 1.00

01:45:28.000 But your daily reminder that making a dick is gross. 1.00

01:45:34.000 Tissue harvesting for construction. 1.00

01:45:36.000 Go to the top.

01:45:37.000 Tissue harvesting for construction of a fallus. 0.58

01:45:39.000 This is Billboard Chris, I think, is a Canadian dude who always shows up at these gay events with a billboard.

01:45:44.000 Gender-affirming hysterectomies must be done first, which WPATH now recommends for 17-year-old girls.

01:45:49.000 This procedure is performed in children's hospitals across the nation.

01:45:53.000 So is the blanket hiding the rest of the arm, or is this just a dead arm?

01:46:03.000 What is the next tweet?

01:46:07.000 Of course, Boston Children plays inspirational music in the background when advertising these services to kids.

01:46:12.000 So you know this whole story with Boston Children's Hospital, right? 0.99

01:46:16.000 They advertise that they do gender-affirming care for kids as young as five, six, seven years old, and that includes hysterectomies, where they are permanently infertile because they have their fucking reproductive system ripped out of their bodies. 0.98

01:46:32.000 Jack the Ripper is blushing, by the way, folks. 0.99

01:46:34.000 He's spinning in his grave.

01:46:36.000 He's jealous.

01:46:38.000 So then Taylor Lorenz doxes or attacks Libs of TikTok, and they get her account suspended because they claim that they were terrorizing the hospital. 0.99

01:46:49.000 No, no, we didn't say these doctors are fags and they need to be fag-bashed or anything weird. 0.99

01:46:56.000 They simply, just like Project Veritas, showcased the hospital's own words. 0.99

01:47:01.000 The hospital was advertising hysterectomies.

01:47:05.000 The crime that Libs of TikTok and Project Veritas is responsible for is showing people what liberals say. 0.70

01:47:13.000 And when liberals are mad at them, the left is literally mad at their own words.

01:47:19.000 They didn't lie.

01:47:21.000 They didn't, they barely added context.

01:47:23.000 They just, Libs of TikTok said, this is from the Children's Hospital website, and they talk about hysterectomies for five-year-olds.

01:47:34.000 And then she showed the link.

01:47:35.000 She didn't just say it, but go back to the clip. 0.81

01:47:39.000 A phalloplasty is a procedure to basically create a penis or a phallus for an individual who was born biological female and who seeks transition to a male gender.

01:47:56.000 The procedure is done with plastic surgeons and urologists, urologists.

01:48:02.000 Can you show a picture?

01:48:07.000 A new scrotum is created. 0.93

01:48:09.000 And some of them are. 0.98

01:48:10.000 I've never seen a scrotum. 0.98

01:48:11.000 Stop. 0.98

01:48:12.000 I've never seen a scrotum. 0.85

01:48:13.000 Have you? 0.98

01:48:14.000 I've seen a scrotum, but yes. 0.92

01:48:17.000 But a man-made scrotum I've never seen. 1.00

01:48:20.000 It's usually just a burrito dick. 0.99

01:48:22.000 Now they're making... 1.00

01:48:23.000 Do they put balls in it? 1.00

01:48:24.000 What a fucking mess. 1.00

01:48:26.000 Anatomical parts of the female anatomy are removed. 1.00

01:48:30.000 The plastic surgeons are in charge of creating a new tissue that will ultimately meet the lengthened urethra and the additional tissue that's been moved to create the neophallus.

01:48:43.000 We typically utilize tissue from elsewhere.

01:48:46.000 For example, the forearm or the thigh is used.

01:48:50.000 The plastic surgeons are also responsible for providing sensitivity.

01:48:55.000 I'd like to see this guy explain the Holocaust. 0.86

01:48:57.000 So there was a little transportation with the locomotives, and they went to a camp of surgeons.

01:49:03.000 The Jews are rounded up summarily, put in camps, starved and abused.

01:49:09.000 They take a shower in quotes. 0.94

01:49:10.000 Gassed.

01:49:11.000 Bodies of the children are piled up out back.

01:49:14.000 Smell is obviously fairly harrowing of the rotting corpses.

01:49:21.000 At the Holocaust Museum in Israel, you can see the shoes piled up to the ceiling, and that's where they put the shoes.

01:49:30.000 What?

01:49:31.000 By doing the nerve co-aptation so that the new phallus will have sensation.

01:49:36.000 Neil phallus.

01:49:37.000 Google image Neophallus.

01:49:41.000 NSFW, folks. 0.99

01:49:45.000 Oh, it's just the guy from the Matrix's dick. 1.00

01:49:50.000 Ah, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. 0.99

01:49:54.000 You know, a procedure is not advisable when people Google image it and then go, ah, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

01:50:02.000 You'll notice this with abortion.

01:50:04.000 You Google image abortion.

01:50:06.000 Don't do it.

01:50:07.000 Ah, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop.

01:50:09.000 For re-establishing the blood supply and also to shape it in a way that appears more physiologically and anatomically.

01:50:18.000 Ladies, look, we're not going to try to cure homosexuality today. 0.90

01:50:21.000 If you're a lesbian, the quality of strap-ons that are out there are amazing. 1.00

01:50:29.000 The quality of neophalluses are two thumbs way down. 0.97

01:50:34.000 Bad.

01:50:37.000 Don't do that to your forearm.

01:50:39.000 So that's a good segue to this woman who does top surgery. 1.00

01:50:45.000 And I've seen a lot of surgeries.

01:50:48.000 Even like a cesarean scar, they seem to patch up fairly well.

01:50:53.000 Even someone that gets their eyes shot out, you look at them after and it's like there's a line and then it's just a little line. 0.98

01:50:59.000 But every time I see this top surgery, it looks like it was done with a fucking pickaxe. 0.98

01:51:07.000 And this woman is this doctor who calls top surgery Yeet the Teats. 0.99

01:51:16.000 And she loves it.

01:51:17.000 Dr. Sidb.

01:51:19.000 What kind of name is that?

01:51:20.000 Gallagher.

01:51:21.000 Is she like Iranian? 1.00

01:51:23.000 Israeli?

01:51:24.000 Sidhib. 0.57

01:51:25.000 Sidb.

01:51:26.000 Go look that up.

01:51:28.000 Is that a typo? 1.00

01:51:30.000 No, dumbass. 1.00

01:51:32.000 S-I-D-H-B-H? 1.00

01:51:37.000 She's from some country where they don't have souls. 1.00

01:51:40.000 Zoom in on those yeeted teats.

01:51:47.000 I'm so happy for you.

01:51:49.000 Look at that scar.

01:51:51.000 It's a World War II scar.

01:51:52.000 It looks like a shark bite.

01:51:56.000 Did you look up her whole name?

01:51:58.000 I don't want her whole name.

01:52:00.000 Oh, just the yellow.

01:52:02.000 She's the most popular Sidbi in the world? 1.00

01:52:05.000 No, if you look up just one name, it'll usually say mostly Persian descent and from the Iranian, blah, blah, blah.

01:52:12.000 Yep.

01:52:13.000 I'm a right up.

01:52:14.000 What's her ethnicity? 0.99

01:52:16.000 I care about ethnicity.

01:52:21.000 Etymology for...

01:52:22.000 Oh, no, it's Sadba. 0.94

01:52:24.000 Irish?

01:52:25.000 Oh, interesting.

01:52:27.000 Celtic.

01:52:29.000 So, yeah, go through those four pictures that Cassandra put up.

01:52:33.000 It means sweet goddess.

01:52:35.000 I disagree.

01:52:36.000 Zoom out.

01:52:39.000 You know what I sense, too?

01:52:40.000 Go back to that first picture.

01:52:41.000 I sense an element of bullying from the lesbian. 1.00

01:52:46.000 Because she's like, I want to be with a dude. 1.00

01:52:50.000 And his tits are grossing me out. 1.00

01:52:51.000 Like, Gigi Gorgeous. 1.00

01:52:52.000 She got her husband, who is a woman, to cut her tits off. 1.00

01:53:02.000 Yeah, I think a lot of these mentally ill gays are bullied by mean gays. 1.00

01:53:07.000 Go to the next one. 1.00

01:53:11.000 How old is that poor creature? 0.76

01:53:16.000 And I love how you're advertising it.

01:53:17.000 How is this part of not a violation of the Hippocratic Oath?

01:53:21.000 Please.

01:53:21.000 I know that's not the most original thought in the world.

01:53:23.000 There's the mother. 0.99

01:53:24.000 Yay, my daughter had her tits removed. 1.00

01:53:27.000 We're so proud of her. 1.00

01:53:29.000 You can't walk around without your shirt off, right?

01:53:33.000 So how is it different from just strapping them down?

01:53:36.000 Next.

01:53:40.000 Oh, you poor.

01:53:41.000 See what I mean about how you don't feel rage, you feel sadness?

01:53:48.000 That poor girl. 1.00

01:53:50.000 What have we done?

01:53:51.000 This is crazy.

01:53:52.000 At least she got to keep her nips. 1.00

01:53:53.000 Look at this body language.

01:53:55.000 And look at this key here.

01:53:58.000 I think that reflects more so I am sorry.

01:54:02.000 Yeah.

01:54:02.000 Yeah, good point.

01:54:04.000 And then this one.

01:54:07.000 And look at the alpha status of the one next to the I am sorry.

01:54:10.000 Ta-da.

01:54:11.000 Yeah, like I did this.

01:54:12.000 Yeah.

01:54:13.000 Look at my dog.

01:54:15.000 Yeah.

01:54:15.000 Nervousness.

01:54:16.000 Over here, we got.

01:54:18.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:54:19.000 Insecurity.

01:54:21.000 That's sad. 1.00

01:54:23.000 This woman is fucking evil. 1.00

01:54:25.000 Go to 3-4. 1.00

01:54:29.000 Siddity, Siddhiddy Gallagher.

01:54:33.000 She's just...

01:54:34.000 That kid in the middle isn't a boy trapping a girl's body.

01:54:36.000 She's just chubby, unhappy, and desperate to find a way to fit in. 1.00

01:54:39.000 Too bad her mother took her to Dr. Gallagher's chop shop instead of fitness camp.

01:54:44.000 Look how proud the mom is. 1.00

01:54:46.000 We're finally black.

01:54:48.000 People are going to say that's violence.

01:54:49.000 Like, that's...

01:54:50.000 That's...

01:54:52.000 No, it's not. 0.88

01:54:52.000 Violence is saying the N-word to a black person. 0.88

01:54:54.000 That's violence. 0.91

01:54:56.000 Hate speech is violence.

01:54:57.000 Holocaust denial is violence. 1.00

01:54:59.000 Chopping a girl's tits off. 1.00

01:55:02.000 Look at that poor disturbed boy. 1.00

01:55:04.000 He's way too old to have a teddy bear.

01:55:09.000 Like, six-year-olds don't take teddy bears out of the house.

01:55:13.000 So he's got issues.

01:55:14.000 You know what happened?

01:55:17.000 Go back to that picture.

01:55:18.000 Here's what I think happened.

01:55:19.000 They got divorced.

01:55:21.000 The kids are deeply traumatized by it.

01:55:23.000 The mother is drenched in guilt.

01:55:26.000 So the boy uses the teddy bear as a comfort thing.

01:55:31.000 That's how he deals with his mental illness and his stress from the divorce.

01:55:34.000 The girl said, I'm a boy. 0.98

01:55:37.000 And the mom is like, I can appease my guilt by helping you on this retarded journey. 1.00

01:55:43.000 And then I don't feel so bad. 1.00

01:55:45.000 Because chopping off those tits and stitching up the hole is like her making up for her divorce. 1.00

01:55:51.000 And the divorce might not have even have been her fault. 1.00

01:55:54.000 What a mess you're looking at.

01:55:58.000 What an absolute mess.

01:56:00.000 Go to 3-5.

01:56:04.000 This is her talking about yeeting the teats.

01:56:09.000 Okay, so there she is posing with the sad sack we just saw.

01:56:12.000 And then look, how disturbing is that?

01:56:15.000 Just realize I only get to yeet four teats next week. 0.99

01:56:19.000 She's sad that she doesn't get to massacre more lesbians. 1.00

01:56:23.000 Look at her Igor eyes. 1.00

01:56:25.000 Yes, Master.

01:56:30.000 And just in case you're wondering what life is like with trans people, here is a trans woman.

01:56:35.000 Remember, they're victims.

01:56:36.000 There's a war on trans.

01:56:37.000 This is a trans woman who caught her boyfriend cheating.

01:56:41.000 And she's deeply hurt.

01:56:43.000 Go back to the beginning.

01:56:44.000 You've got to see the beginning and kick up the volume.

01:56:47.000 In the beginning?

01:56:48.000 In the kick! 0.98

01:56:53.000 Trans women, they really know how to throw hands, don't they? 1.00

01:56:57.000 First punch was good. 0.97

01:57:04.000 One of these punches.

01:57:14.000 All right, that's a good segue to some good old-fashioned racism.

01:57:17.000 True.

01:57:25.000 Oops, I just love the fight going.

01:57:27.000 There we go.

01:57:27.000 It's coming.

01:57:28.000 Oh, it's there, basically.

01:57:29.000 It's basically there.

01:57:30.000 We're right around the corner.

01:57:32.000 See, with racism, we usually focus on things of...

01:57:36.000 You didn't know racism was coming in the notes?

01:57:38.000 I did, but I figured this should be late, as is culturally relevant.

01:57:43.000 I'm a black female.

01:57:45.000 What other different... 0.95

01:57:47.000 What else could I have done to piss you off? 0.99

01:57:49.000 Black woman? 1.00

01:57:51.000 This is really interesting. 1.00

01:58:05.000 BTHO means beat the hell out, right?

01:58:08.000 I think so, yeah.

01:58:10.000 So this is all over the news.

01:58:12.000 Biggest story in the world.

01:58:14.000 They found that rich girl who went jogging in Memphis at 4.30 a.m. 0.63

01:58:20.000 I'm not blaming the victim, but that's not very street smart. 0.99

01:58:24.000 And some career criminal psycho-pervert kidnapped her, likely raped her, and murdered her. 0.99

01:58:34.000 They caught him cleaning out his truck. 1.00

01:58:36.000 He left his slides there.

01:58:38.000 During the fuffle, they fell off, I guess.

01:58:40.000 There's DNA on the slides.

01:58:43.000 And her body was about seven miles from where she was abducted.

01:58:49.000 Are there going to be riots in the streets for this?

01:58:51.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:58:54.000 We're still hearing about Emmett Till every day.

01:58:58.000 I haven't watched AIU's Emmett Till Deep Dive.

01:59:01.000 I'm really looking forward to it.

01:59:02.000 I'm saving it like a treat.

01:59:05.000 Because what I looked up, it looked really bad for the white man.

01:59:09.000 But maybe I'm wrong.

01:59:10.000 We'll see.

01:59:11.000 But anyway, even if Emmett Till was 100% as horrific as everyone says it is, we seem to be having these stories on a regular basis.

01:59:21.000 And no one talks about it.

01:59:28.000 Because they can't handle the truth. 0.98

01:59:33.000 We have a severe problem in this country with black crime. 1.00

01:59:36.000 It's not guns. 0.98

01:59:38.000 It's not a lack of education.

01:59:39.000 It's not a lack of infrastructure.

01:59:40.000 It's not systemic racism.

01:59:43.000 It's a serious cultural problem.

01:59:46.000 And I think the biggest problem with it is we refuse to acknowledge it.

01:59:51.000 We don't talk about the 20 blacks that die every day from other blacks.

01:59:54.000 We don't talk about this, what seems to be a cultural knee-jerk reaction to instant violence.

02:00:00.000 Like, we're so scared of facing the truth that we blur out the perp.

02:00:05.000 We blur out a picture of the bad guy and then ask for help identifying him.

02:00:09.000 This one is one for the history books, folks.

02:00:11.000 3-8.

02:00:12.000 I sound like Dan Bongino.

02:00:16.000 Manchester police are looking for help identifying this attacker, but to avoid any kind of racist backlash, they blurred the attacker.

02:00:25.000 I didn't do this.

02:00:25.000 This is not a joke, folks.

02:00:28.000 Holy shit, I'm Dan Bongino. 0.99

02:00:30.000 I'm not lying to you, folks. 0.99

02:00:32.000 I was Secret Service for four years, guys.

02:00:35.000 This is not a joke.

02:00:36.000 This is what people see when they don't see color.

02:00:39.000 Yeah, can you help us find him?

02:00:41.000 He has two arms, two legs, and a head.

02:00:44.000 He wears clothes.

02:00:53.000 A study came out.

02:00:54.000 I discussed this on the phone yesterday.

02:00:56.000 White men are the least racist.

02:00:58.000 This show is so long, I'm losing my voice. 0.95

02:01:02.000 White men are the least racist in dating market.

02:01:05.000 Look at that. 1.00

02:01:07.000 Korean men are the worst. 1.00

02:01:11.000 How much more likely to message a match of the same ethnicity? 1.00

02:01:15.000 Koreans are really into each other. 0.86

02:01:17.000 African Americans are not into African Americans. 0.99

02:01:20.000 That's interesting. 0.76

02:01:21.000 Isn't that racist?

02:01:25.000 Oh, gooks really like each other. 1.00

02:01:28.000 Yeah, they try to keep it.

02:01:29.000 That's interesting. 0.99

02:01:30.000 Black men don't want black women, but black women want black men. 1.00

02:01:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:01:36.000 The women are all over the place. 1.00

02:01:39.000 We're the only non-racist people.

02:01:42.000 I shouldn't say we, Ryan.

02:01:43.000 You're not me.

02:01:44.000 I am the only non-racist person on that chart.

02:01:48.000 And isn't it ironic that white people get the racist accusation the most?

02:01:55.000 I thought this was funny.

02:01:56.000 Drew Barrymore is in trouble for frolicking in the rain.

02:02:01.000 I guess just being happy and existing is now racist. 0.95

02:02:06.000 Well, she's white. 1.00

02:02:07.000 She has no problems and she can enjoy moments like this.

02:02:11.000 Okay, stop.

02:02:12.000 Just for the record, Drew Barrymore's childhood was hell.

02:02:15.000 She was forced into a life of Hollywood acting.

02:02:19.000 Her mother ripped her off. 0.99

02:02:21.000 She had no relationship with her parents.

02:02:24.000 She had no relationship with friends.

02:02:26.000 She had drug addiction.

02:02:27.000 She finally started to, then she met, she divorced Tom Green.

02:02:32.000 She finally started to live her life in her early 30s.

02:02:36.000 So throw her a bone. 1.00

02:02:38.000 Let her live. 0.97

02:02:38.000 Let her be rich. 0.97

02:02:40.000 Her show sucks, of course, but that's neither here nor there. 0.98

02:02:52.000 You and I both know that you are capable of enjoying the rain and front. 0.99

02:02:57.000 I got to send you something, Ryan.

02:02:58.000 That just reminded me.

02:03:00.000 And then posting it to TikTok.

02:03:03.000 Now, you've just co-signed, okay, you've just co-signed at least 3 million 8.5 by 11 front and back people who just go out of their way to disrespect and dismiss the boundaries that black creators have set. 0.55

02:03:22.000 And now you're one of those people.

02:03:24.000 Did they advent rain?

02:03:26.000 I'm lost. 0.93

02:03:28.000 Is she mad that Drew is Taking up Hollywood, and she should give her show to a black person or something?

02:03:36.000 Like Oprah?

02:03:39.000 Like Wendy Williams? 0.64

02:03:41.000 I guess my question would be: why?

02:03:48.000 Why is it so important to all of you to treat us like we don't matter?

02:04:00.000 That is crazy.

02:04:02.000 That's awesome.

02:04:04.000 Tell me, how does Drew Barrymore enjoy the rain while incorporating black women? 1.00

02:04:09.000 Right.

02:04:10.000 Tell me how.

02:04:11.000 Well, she can get her hair wet. 1.00

02:04:16.000 That actually is more sane than what's happening.

02:04:19.000 But check out the text I just sent you.

02:04:22.000 So we all see what has happened with this Roe versus Wade situation.

02:04:28.000 We all knew this was how it was.

02:04:30.000 Blueberry Slurpees.

02:04:32.000 Dear white women, listen. 1.00

02:04:35.000 Oh, this is who writes Bill Burr's material these years ago.

02:04:37.000 You're only playing this if you value your life.

02:04:41.000 Is she a voodoo woman? 1.00

02:04:44.000 Is to shut the fuck up. 1.00

02:04:48.000 Oh, okay. 0.99

02:04:49.000 Listen exclusively to black, brown, and indigenous women, femmes. 0.99

02:04:59.000 My wife's an indigenous woman.

02:05:06.000 All my money.

02:05:07.000 And use your privilege to back us in every way.

02:05:14.000 Including rain?

02:05:16.000 Can I frolic?

02:05:17.000 Did you ever get over that beef with Leonidas?

02:05:20.000 You are a big reason why we are in this pool.

02:05:22.000 Boy, it sure is chilly.

02:05:23.000 You know what?

02:05:23.000 Get out of the pool.

02:05:25.000 That's enough.

02:05:26.000 That's enough.

02:05:27.000 The day black, brown, and indigenous people had contact, made contact, were forced to interact with the colonizer.

02:05:35.000 What is with that smile thing, man?

02:05:37.000 It is everywhere, dude.

02:05:40.000 We have been fighting back.

02:05:43.000 The freedoms we have now are because of our fight and struggle.

02:05:49.000 Ma'am, you're in a Wendy's drive-thru.

02:05:52.000 By the way, I know you're hinting at slavery there.

02:05:54.000 You know that black people sold you to white people, right? 1.00

02:05:59.000 Go ahead. 0.99

02:06:02.000 And the reason why those freedoms are being taken away is because of you and... 0.99

02:06:07.000 That tattoo is disgusting. 1.00

02:06:09.000 Like I said, your only play in this is to shut the entire fuck up and put everything. 1.00

02:06:21.000 Bet on black. 1.00

02:06:23.000 Bet on brown. 0.99

02:06:25.000 Bet on indigenous. 1.00

02:06:28.000 Put everything you got behind us. 1.00

02:06:31.000 Move entirely out of the way and watch us fucking work. 1.00

02:06:40.000 I would love to know how Native Americans would react to black people back then. 1.00

02:06:44.000 It could have been, maybe they're cool with them, but there's a total possibility they're like, fuck you. 1.00

02:06:49.000 I did everything that woman told me to do. 1.00

02:06:51.000 I put everything I have behind Indigenous woman. 1.00

02:06:53.000 My wife has my house, all my money. 1.00

02:06:57.000 I step out of her way.

02:06:58.000 I don't get in her way.

02:06:59.000 I've never stopped her doing anything. 0.99

02:07:02.000 I think this bitch should be very happy with my behavior. 1.00

02:07:05.000 Except for Gavin McInnes. 0.99

02:07:07.000 He's doing the right thing.

02:07:10.000 You made her Jamaican. 0.99

02:07:11.000 Yes.

02:07:11.000 You owe us.

02:07:12.000 It looks like God made her Jamaican. 1.00

02:07:14.000 Life.

02:07:15.000 By the way, so.

02:07:17.000 Sing's how.

02:07:18.000 You've put all of ours.

02:07:19.000 Sing's how.

02:07:22.000 Seeing as is spelled sing now.

02:07:25.000 I thought this.

02:07:26.000 So compare that first story about that woman who was abducted and murdered 4.30 in the morning.

02:07:30.000 And there'll be no riots or statues for that.

02:07:34.000 And what's Biden focused on?

02:07:36.000 4-1.

02:07:37.000 This one's a doozy.

02:07:38.000 I'm going to make lynching illegal.

02:07:41.000 67 years ago, 140 Mattel was brutally murdered.

02:07:43.000 This March, I signed the Emmett Anti-Lynching Act into law. 0.99

02:07:47.000 So, as of August 28th, you can no longer beat the shit out of a random black guy and hang him from a tree. 0.99

02:07:56.000 I think this will probably end lynching. 0.99

02:07:59.000 It's a federal hate crime for the first time in American history.

02:08:02.000 Must you root out racism and stand up to hate wherever it's found?

02:08:05.000 You watch, chart this.

02:08:08.000 I bet you'll see lynchings go from, what is it now?

02:08:10.000 I think a million a day.

02:08:12.000 A million a day?

02:08:13.000 That's brutal.

02:08:15.000 I bet it's going to go down to like 600,000.

02:08:21.000 What's this?

02:08:22.000 It's a whole thing.

02:08:24.000 If you can get aggressions down to micro levels, I think they're good.

02:08:28.000 We're done.

02:08:30.000 I thought this was funny back up in Canada. 0.98

02:08:32.000 This black guy got fired for not bitching about racism enough. 1.00

02:08:37.000 You get fired for a lot of shit these days. 1.00

02:08:40.000 Get fired. 1.00

02:08:40.000 Get in trouble. 1.00

02:08:42.000 There was an expectation that because he's black, he should have been saying and doing certain things. 0.86

02:08:47.000 Because in Bell's mind, that's his name.

02:08:49.000 You're going to be pulling this up anytime this century?

02:08:51.000 Which one was this?

02:08:52.000 It's probably the one right after the one you just showed.

02:08:58.000 No, this is 4-2.

02:08:59.000 You just showed 4-1.

02:09:04.000 You don't know that 42 comes after 41?

02:09:06.000 There we go, there we go.

02:09:09.000 Because in Bell's mind, he was checking this token box.

02:09:12.000 And when they realized, Bell is the, sorry, Bell is the company that he worked for.

02:09:15.000 That's like the Fox of 20th Century Fox of Canada.

02:09:20.000 In Bell's mind, he was checking this token box.

02:09:22.000 And when they realized they weren't getting the kind of black man they wanted, that's when he was out the door, said Giovanni's lawyer, Catherine Marshall, a partner at Levitt, blah, blah, blah.

02:09:30.000 They really wanted him to espouse a certain liberal worldview they thought he should be espousing as a member of the black community. 0.99

02:09:36.000 Meanwhile, he's like Indian or some shit. 1.00

02:09:39.000 It looks like Mike Finoya. 0.99

02:09:42.000 Mike Fenegro.

02:09:45.000 If there's one group that doesn't have the right to complain about racism, it's Canadians.

02:09:52.000 The country's brand new.

02:09:54.000 The conflict is all English-French.

02:09:57.000 It has the most diverse city in the world, Toronto.

02:10:00.000 No slavery. 1.00

02:10:02.000 There was some bad Indian shit, but that's life. 1.00

02:10:06.000 Black and indigenous women, you need to shut the entire fuck up and listen. 1.00

02:10:14.000 Put all your what little resources you have, you spent on a ridiculous shit tattoo that looks like someone barfed on your chest, and blue lipstick that makes you look like you're addicted to blue freezies, and a bunch of shit on your head. 1.00

02:10:31.000 And that's just with the hundred bucks you got in your wallet. 1.00

02:10:34.000 I'm not giving you any more resources for your own good.

02:10:38.000 Oh, there's 242s.

02:10:40.000 This is 242!

02:10:44.000 Speaking of government ruining the world with their anti-racism, Bank of America announces zero down payments, zero closing costs for mortgages for black and Hispanic first-time home.

02:10:56.000 What about indigenous first-time home buyers?

02:11:02.000 Residents in selected Charlotte, Dallas, Detroit, Los Angeles, Miami neighbors will be offered the program first.

02:11:06.000 Now, Ryan, you don't know about stuff.

02:11:08.000 Are you aware we've done this before?

02:11:10.000 I am not.

02:11:11.000 In what was it?

02:11:13.000 08?

02:11:15.000 Called The Big Short, Freddie Mac.

02:11:22.000 I think it was actually the left and the right was both responsible for this.

02:11:26.000 The right thought that there'd be more people voting Republican if they were homeowners because they read that homeowners tend to be more conservative.

02:11:34.000 So they got causation and correlation confused, and they gave black and Hispanics a bunch of homes. 0.63

02:11:39.000 And then you had some random poor black woman with like a $4 million mansion and another house down the street, and believe it or not, they couldn't pay it. 1.00

02:11:46.000 And then we had a massive collapse. 0.99

02:11:48.000 We've done this before, and it was a total fucking catastrophe. 0.98

02:11:53.000 And here we are again. 0.98

02:11:54.000 When was that?

02:11:57.000 That was 2008.

02:11:58.000 When was the mortgage collapse?

02:12:02.000 A financial crisis.

02:12:03.000 2007.

02:12:05.000 United States subprime mortgage industry collapsed due to higher than expected home foreclosure rates.

02:12:09.000 Higher than expected.

02:12:10.000 Speak for yourself.

02:12:12.000 With more than 25 subprime lenders declaring bankruptcy, announcing significant losses, or putting themselves up for sale. 1.00

02:12:18.000 Fucking losers. 1.00

02:12:19.000 So I should not participate in this as a Hispanic. 1.00

02:12:22.000 No.

02:12:23.000 Please don't.

02:12:24.000 Don't bite off more than you can chew.

02:12:25.000 You know, I've never had a mortgage. 1.00

02:12:27.000 No shit. 0.93

02:12:28.000 I've never owed any money ever. 0.96

02:12:30.000 Awesome.

02:12:30.000 I've paid cash for every car, every home.

02:12:35.000 I actually had a lot of trouble because I wanted to try getting a mortgage, and they go, you can't.

02:12:40.000 You have what's called ghost credit.

02:12:45.000 You've been using your credit card as a debit card.

02:12:47.000 You never paid off a credit card because you never incurred debt.

02:12:51.000 That's the life of a cheapskate. 0.99

02:12:56.000 By the way, France has cuck commercials too.

02:12:58.000 I saw this on TV when I was there.

02:13:02.000 4-4.

02:13:06.000 Look at the animosity at the beginning of this ad, too.

02:13:08.000 It's not very subtle.

02:13:19.000 Is that guy like 12?

02:13:25.000 So the chips are all in the beginning.

02:13:27.000 Show that again, the beginning. 1.00

02:13:32.000 Out of here, white asshole. 1.00

02:13:37.000 I wish there was more ads like this. 1.00

02:13:38.000 Even the China woman is like pissed. 1.00

02:13:40.000 She's like, here's your fucking balls, bitch. 1.00

02:13:42.000 And then close the door. 1.00

02:13:45.000 Yeah, get inside. 1.00

02:13:46.000 You fucking bowl. 1.00

02:13:47.000 Smack that subscribe. 1.00

02:13:49.000 Come on, white boy. 0.99

02:13:50.000 You are so slow. 1.00

02:13:51.000 That sucked. 0.99

02:14:00.000 Check out this commercial. 0.98

02:14:02.000 It's about the crime.

02:14:04.000 This commercial recognizes the problem with black crime, but it has to be woke. 0.99

02:14:09.000 So they make sure it's a black family at the end, and they make sure every time they show a perp with a mugshot, he's white. 0.97

02:14:17.000 Which is weird because we just saw the criminals and they were all black. 0.83

02:14:21.000 For nearly 30 years, crime was falling in the United States. 0.98

02:14:25.000 Stop.

02:14:26.000 No more.

02:14:27.000 Why aren't you letting your dog walk?

02:14:29.000 Yeah, what the for nearly 30 years, crime was fall.

02:14:34.000 He could get a leash.

02:14:41.000 Turn it up.

02:14:44.000 The national murder rate is at its highest in 25 years.

02:14:50.000 He died of far-left policies that leave innocent Americans at the mercy of violent criminals.

02:14:56.000 You've seen the images.

02:14:58.000 Subway riders pushed down the tracks by the violently deranged.

02:15:02.000 Stores being looted in broad daylight.

02:15:05.000 Elderly women viciously beaten on the street and outside their homes.

02:15:10.000 Gang shooters turning cities into war zones.

02:15:14.000 Hardened criminals rampaging without fear.

02:15:17.000 No fear of arrest.

02:15:18.000 No fear of prosecution.

02:15:20.000 No fear of bail.

02:15:22.000 No fear of any consequence at all.

02:15:24.000 Stop.

02:15:24.000 Instead.

02:15:25.000 It's kind of weird that they stuck a Black Lives Matter guy in the middle of that, right? 0.82

02:15:29.000 Yeah.

02:15:32.000 You are made to live in fear.

02:15:34.000 Woke progressive prosecutors are releasing dangerous predators before trial.

02:15:40.000 Look at their dangerous predators. 1.00

02:15:42.000 After all that shit we saw. 1.00

02:15:44.000 By the way, go back. 1.00

02:15:45.000 Are they in jail for defending themselves against the black perps? 1.00

02:15:48.000 Yeah. 0.94

02:15:49.000 Odin is the guy who was raised by the Weather Underground.

02:15:52.000 Remember him? 0.85

02:15:54.000 Adopted at birth because his parents were out killing cops to get money for black revolutionaries. 0.51

02:16:01.000 So Bill Ayers took him in and raised him.

02:16:05.000 And then we have Bragg, who talks his hard-scrabble life as a black man in New York City. 0.99

02:16:10.000 He was in a fucking $3 million Brownstone in Harlem. 0.99

02:16:12.000 He's rich. 1.00

02:16:13.000 And I believe this clown, what's his name? 0.99

02:16:16.000 Krasner. 0.98

02:16:17.000 Yeah, that's the guy who's responsible for the Dancing Grannies, who let out the dude, the black militant, who ran over those dancing grannies. 0.97

02:16:25.000 So you're seeing a lot of evil in this shot. 0.88

02:16:31.000 Dangerous predators before trial. 0.56

02:16:33.000 Oh, I like that dangerous predator with the blonde hair. 0.78

02:16:36.000 What's she in jail for? 1.00

02:16:37.000 Rape? 0.99

02:16:38.000 Is she in jail for marrying Dog the Bounty Hunter? 1.00

02:16:41.000 If she's a serial rapist, I'm going to be walking around her neighborhood in short shorts. 0.99

02:16:46.000 Oops, I dropped something. 0.99

02:16:56.000 Police have been made into the enemy, and criminals into a protected class.

02:17:01.000 Violent crime is up 21% in Washington, D.C., 35% in Chicago, 41% in New York City, and murders are up 207% in Portland.

02:17:14.000 Isn't that insane?

02:17:16.000 Portland, my entire life, Portland has been the mountain bike place.

02:17:21.000 It's Patagonia, its hiking boots, its hippies, its tall pine trees.

02:17:29.000 Now it dwarfs D.C. and New York City with crime.

02:17:34.000 As far as increases go.

02:17:39.000 Cities in chaos, billions in property damages, lives and families destroyed.

02:17:46.000 Stop the woke war on police.

02:17:48.000 Stop the far-left assault on public safety.

02:17:51.000 Stop the radical left-wing love affair with criminals.

02:17:55.000 Stop the insanity.

02:17:58.000 Citizens for sanity paid for this ad.

02:18:02.000 You know what?

02:18:04.000 I bet that's Chinese. 0.99

02:18:06.000 I bet that's funded by Chinese Americans who were sick of getting attacked on the streets. 0.99

02:18:12.000 The same ones who donated 80 grand to Proud Boys.

02:18:17.000 Look it up.

02:18:19.000 What are they called?

02:18:20.000 Citizens for sanity.

02:18:22.000 Sanity.

02:18:24.000 Citizen for sanity. 0.64

02:18:26.000 Who owns citizens for sanity?

02:18:29.000 Oops, I just dialed 911.

02:18:33.000 Who owns citizens for sanity?

02:18:48.000 Energy Utilities and Waste Florida.

02:18:51.000 It's a Florida non-profit corporation comprised of...

02:18:56.000 What?

02:18:56.000 What happened?

02:19:00.000 People from all walks of life.

02:19:01.000 Our common purpose is to improve the quality of life. 1.00

02:19:04.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:19:06.000 Without contact? 1.00

02:19:08.000 They're not going to tell us.

02:19:11.000 It's weird that they're so into Florida.

02:19:13.000 I mean, they're from Florida when the problems are nowhere near them.

02:19:17.000 Thanks, guys.

02:19:19.000 Thanks for caring.

02:19:20.000 How about the shithole cities outside of your bucolic state? 0.94

02:19:28.000 Let's just chuck in on this.

02:19:30.000 This is why I like Pat Dixon's show, New York City Crime Report, because New York City crime is a good example of how bad things can get.

02:19:37.000 And it's always well documented.

02:19:39.000 Like this, you've probably seen this now. 0.87

02:19:41.000 Some guys, black dudes, are knocking this minivan off the road. 1.00

02:19:46.000 I think they must know that it's some guy who owns maybe a jeweler or something, and he's taking, they know when he deposits the money. 0.64

02:19:54.000 So they're hijacking him to get that money.

02:19:58.000 And we have it from two separate angles.

02:20:00.000 Look at this.

02:20:02.000 Turn it up. 0.99

02:20:06.000 Imagine how fucking scared you'd be if you were the other guy. 0.98

02:20:10.000 I got to get out of here. 0.98

02:20:12.000 And then they get him again.

02:20:22.000 Like, how brazen is this?

02:20:24.000 Your license plate is there.

02:20:26.000 Broad daylight.

02:20:28.000 They have to have been caught by now, right?

02:20:30.000 Unless they stole the car.

02:20:34.000 Maybe they carjacked a guy to get that car.

02:20:37.000 No, because the timing is crucial.

02:20:39.000 You have to get this guy in the student deposit.

02:20:41.000 They grabbed a black backpack out of his car.

02:20:44.000 So you go to the next one.

02:20:45.000 We have another angle.

02:20:48.000 Everyone's got a phone, which means anytime something crazy happens, you've got several angles.

02:21:03.000 So they bang on his window with a gun.

02:21:06.000 He gets out of the car and puts his hands up.

02:21:11.000 They go, whatever, I don't want you.

02:21:12.000 I want that black bag.

02:21:18.000 That's what I would say to the Frenchman when they said, I got this question a lot.

02:21:22.000 They'd say, la vie on Améric, la vie, what's it like to live in America these days?

02:21:28.000 What's it like in New York?

02:21:30.000 I don't know.

02:21:30.000 Don't you have Google?

02:21:32.000 It sucks. 0.99

02:21:33.000 Crime is out of control. 0.99

02:21:36.000 But Governor Hochul is focused on getting the AR-15s out of our hands.

02:21:42.000 This confuses me, by the way.

02:21:44.000 Didn't we just have a great gun thing happen in New York where Concealed Carry looked like it's coming back?

02:21:51.000 Starting tomorrow, September 4th, which is like a couple days ago, it will be illegal in the state of New York for anyone under 21 to buy an AR-15.

02:22:01.000 Nice work.

02:22:03.000 In the face of the gun violence epidemic, we're stepping up to keep our communities safe.

02:22:08.000 So help me out here.

02:22:10.000 Does she really see Kyle Rittenhouses as the problem in America?

02:22:13.000 I think she does.

02:22:15.000 I think she's that out of touch.

02:22:17.000 She's Louis XIV in Versailles. 0.99

02:22:20.000 And she doesn't see the shit that we just looked at. 0.99

02:22:24.000 She doesn't watch GOML. 1.00

02:22:27.000 So what happens when people, when the police are defunded, they can't do their job, gun laws are insane.

02:22:35.000 Oh, I saw this.

02:22:36.000 Yeah.

02:22:37.000 It's just one super right-wing, naughty guy in Argentina.

02:22:43.000 He got arrested, by the way.

02:22:46.000 Who?

02:22:47.000 The guy who owns that cultural center.

02:22:50.000 Yeah.

02:22:51.000 Wow.

02:22:52.000 Our people get arrested regularly.

02:22:54.000 That's the point of my bit.

02:22:57.000 So this is what happens when there's no police.

02:22:59.000 People are forced to defend themselves.

02:23:01.000 4-9.

02:23:03.000 You're about to watch a man die, NSFW.

02:23:06.000 But it's... 1.00

02:23:08.000 You're not going to stay up at night worrying about this fucker. 1.00

02:23:13.000 So watch the victim. 1.00

02:23:14.000 Bang, the victim's down.

02:23:16.000 He gets up in the back there and he starts to leave.

02:23:20.000 But on the way out, he reaches into his backpack and exacts revenge.

02:23:29.000 That man is dying.

02:23:31.000 Shot through the chest.

02:23:33.000 And if you don't think the bullet wound is bad, look, his heart isn't beating.

02:23:39.000 That's center mass.

02:23:41.000 Look at the back. 1.00

02:23:46.000 So that shooter is fucked. 0.99

02:23:48.000 Can you zoom out a bit so people can see this better? 1.00

02:23:51.000 More.

02:23:53.000 Yeah, now show it again.

02:23:54.000 So he goes down.

02:23:56.000 The guy comes up.

02:23:57.000 He goes, calm down.

02:23:58.000 What are you doing, bro?

02:23:59.000 And then the guy's like, I'm out of here, man.

02:24:00.000 This is tense.

02:24:01.000 Actually, no, I'm not. 1.00

02:24:02.000 You're fucking dead. 1.00

02:24:04.000 Boom, boom. 1.00

02:24:09.000 We're back to the Wild West, folks.

02:24:10.000 By the way, that guy's Toast, the shooter.

02:24:13.000 Because the law states you're allowed to do self-defense if you can't get away.

02:24:18.000 If he's already out the door and he comes back, that's a murder.

02:24:24.000 Here's some turred world karma, so it's not quite as satisfying. 1.00

02:24:28.000 And yes, I'm sorry.

02:24:30.000 I know it's not very Christian, but I did find that murder satisfying. 1.00

02:24:34.000 Sorry.

02:24:35.000 It's just my feelings.

02:24:37.000 Unless the guy started it and we caught it late.

02:24:40.000 But otherwise.

02:24:40.000 Oh, this one's cool.

02:24:45.000 Ha ha, got your phone, bitch. 1.00

02:24:47.000 Ow. 1.00

02:24:49.000 So he's got a broken leg now, but he keeps running.

02:24:53.000 The owner of the car is ready to rock.

02:24:55.000 See, you can tell this place has had defunded police for a long time because they've been doing this on their own.

02:25:00.000 Look at that. 1.00

02:25:01.000 His leg's garbage. 0.99

02:25:03.000 He can't stand on it. 1.00

02:25:06.000 Flying kick from someone else.

02:25:08.000 They jump in there with their bikes. 0.93

02:25:10.000 Someone must be yelling like, thief, thief. 1.00

02:25:13.000 And they're like, oh, another one of these fucking things? 1.00

02:25:16.000 And they all take turns kicking his shitty ass leg. 1.00

02:25:23.000 Good. 1.00

02:25:27.000 Good old days, police would have been doing that kicking. 0.89

02:25:31.000 Now we have to do it ourselves.

02:25:41.000 And yeah, it's a cultural problem here. 0.98

02:25:46.000 Look at this trash bag politician 5-3. 0.95

02:25:53.000 This is what happens when you ignore meritocracy and you just hire people based on race. 1.00

02:25:57.000 You end up with trash. 1.00

02:25:59.000 Human garbage. 1.00

02:26:02.000 By the way, I believe her husband is in jail for life for murder. 1.00

02:26:07.000 You will lose your seat.

02:26:09.000 They won't vote for you.

02:26:11.000 Fight.

02:26:12.000 Don't fight. 1.00

02:26:13.000 What the fuck do I have to do in this fucking council in order to get respect as I'm down? 1.00

02:26:20.000 You will lose. 1.00

02:26:21.000 Why do you want respect?

02:26:22.000 Maybe we're a not head thing?

02:26:24.000 Yeah.

02:26:25.000 I don't think you deserve respect, my dear.

02:26:30.000 This is who we're dealing with.

02:26:35.000 Okay.

02:26:36.000 Uh-oh.

02:26:37.000 28 years of friendship, 13 years since you realized the fair Small.

02:26:40.000 I can't read that.

02:26:42.000 Boston City Council post picture with...

02:26:44.000 Oh, that's...

02:26:45.000 What do they call that?

02:26:46.000 In jail?

02:26:47.000 A click-click?

02:26:50.000 I think I know what you're talking about, Alf.

02:26:52.000 Yeah, I think it's called a click-click.

02:26:54.000 When you go and you get a picture in the meeting area, in the cafeteria.

02:26:58.000 There we go.

02:27:00.000 Speaking of their culture. 1.00

02:27:02.000 Murdering immigrant. 1.00

02:27:04.000 How's Mishamari while he's serving a life sentence for murdering an immigrant?

02:27:10.000 Oh, we can donate.

02:27:11.000 Cool.

02:27:11.000 You really know how to pick him.

02:27:14.000 Here's another element of black culture I find confusing. 1.00

02:27:16.000 This appears to be a fuck class. 1.00

02:27:18.000 Sex class? 1.00

02:27:20.000 Hey, ladies, if you're riding on top, you want to do like three or four pumps, and then you want to turn around and start riding his dick from the other direction. 1.00

02:27:26.000 This is 5-1. 1.00

02:27:28.000 So you're down, you're shaking on the dick. 1.00

02:27:30.000 I want his job. 1.00

02:27:32.000 Left foot goes over the body.

02:27:35.000 I'm staying low, turning around. 0.99

02:27:37.000 Oh, hellier.

02:27:39.000 And I'm going to go this way.

02:27:40.000 What?

02:27:41.000 See, the part I get the least about this is the...

02:27:44.000 Oh.

02:27:45.000 You don't know how to turn around.

02:27:46.000 Who needs a class for...

02:27:47.000 Were they called that reverse cowgirl?

02:27:49.000 Yeah. 1.00

02:27:50.000 This is how to ride a dick. 1.00

02:27:52.000 And then if you want to turn around, you go like this. 1.00

02:27:56.000 Oh, that's it.

02:27:58.000 And you stay low.

02:28:03.000 How is this a thing?

02:28:06.000 I'm profoundly confused by that class.

02:28:09.000 I understand the concept of a sex class. 0.99

02:28:12.000 Remember Andy Dick in that movie where he's showing girls how to do blowjobs? 0.99

02:28:15.000 I understand that. 0.99

02:28:16.000 It's probably not easy sucking on a ding-dong. 1.00

02:28:20.000 Suck it on a ding-a-dong. 1.00

02:28:23.000 But riding a penis seems pretty intuitive to me. 1.00

02:28:27.000 Haven't we been doing it for a long ass time? 1.00

02:28:37.000 And then here's the weirdest culture.

02:28:39.000 This is like, this might as well, speaking of aliens, this is outer space.

02:28:43.000 Want to come to my house and get wasted?

02:28:45.000 Okay.

02:28:46.000 But you have to choose a color like red and then bring a plastic bucket with candy that's also that color.

02:28:55.000 Okay?

02:28:56.000 Okay.

02:28:56.000 And no.

02:28:57.000 What?

02:28:59.000 Hey, I'm 1800 and I think Gloria Margarita Mixed will be the drunkest. 1.00

02:29:04.000 Hi, I'm King and I think 1800 gonna be the drunkest.

02:29:11.000 Hey, I'm Shabrock and I think 1800 gonna be the drunkest.

02:29:16.000 Hey, I'm Malibu and I think 1800 gonna be the drunkest.

02:29:21.000 I'm 1800.

02:29:22.000 I think Cashamigo is gonna be the drunkest.

02:29:26.000 Okay, what's going on, people?

02:29:28.000 It's too much booze.

02:29:29.000 You have a bottle per person?

02:29:31.000 I think 1800 is gonna be the drunkest.

02:29:36.000 Wait a minute.

02:29:37.000 That green doesn't match your outfit.

02:29:39.000 You're out.

02:29:40.000 You failed.

02:29:43.000 He's failed.

02:29:43.000 He didn't even try.

02:29:50.000 I'm the blue rum, and I think the odio is gonna be the drunkenness.

02:29:53.000 You killing rum and you're wearing a whiskey shirt?

02:29:55.000 You're fired.

02:29:56.000 You failed the color challenge.

02:29:59.000 I've got some free calls.

02:30:00.000 I think I'm 1800.

02:30:01.000 He's gonna be the drunkest.

02:30:03.000 Yo, yo, yo, yo. 0.97

02:30:05.000 I am 1800, and I think Casamigo is gonna be the drunkest.

02:30:10.000 I don't understand your culture. 0.94

02:30:11.000 Casamigos, I know I'm gonna be the drunkest. 1.00

02:30:16.000 Damn. 0.99

02:30:17.000 We should have a color challenge here, Ryan. 0.99

02:30:20.000 I don't even want to go there.

02:30:23.000 What?

02:30:28.000 Okay, I think it's time for the mailbag.

02:30:32.000 Uh-oh. 1.00

02:30:34.000 Mailed as shit. 1.00

02:30:37.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 1.00

02:30:42.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00

02:30:47.000 Let me touch it.

02:30:54.000 So sorry about this, folks.

02:30:55.000 Very unprofessional of me.

02:30:58.000 Long show today.

02:31:00.000 See, when I'm away, I'm still on my phone sending myself various little news stories.

02:31:07.000 They pile up.

02:31:09.000 They really, really do.

02:31:14.000 Oh, few.

02:31:16.000 Put in my password, BR37.

02:31:20.000 It's easy enough. 0.61

02:31:26.000 Oh, by the way, when all the shit was going down with my hilarious antics, some people were saying, well, we want to cancel our sub because we're worried about being persecuted. 0.97

02:31:37.000 What? 0.99

02:31:38.000 Could you be weaker, please?

02:31:40.000 Like I say, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, never stop fighting.

02:31:44.000 And make sure you do the Fed's job for them and hide your content from yourself.

02:31:52.000 This is what Lisa Suckdog used to say. 1.00

02:31:54.000 She was talking on a message board about anarchy and saying, like, we have to rise up and fight the government, blah, blah, blah.

02:32:00.000 And people said, what you're saying could be seen as revolutionary.

02:32:02.000 You should be careful.

02:32:03.000 People are on these chats.

02:32:05.000 And she goes, wow.

02:32:06.000 We're so scared of the state now, we police ourselves.

02:32:10.000 They don't even have to show up for work.

02:32:13.000 We just do it ourselves. 0.95

02:32:15.000 I know this is going to sound like bullshit, but do you hear someone in the lobby? 0.93

02:32:20.000 Hello? 0.96

02:32:21.000 Can we do this later?

02:32:25.000 No, I think it sounds like teenagers going there smoking or something.

02:32:33.000 So yeah, that sounds so crazy to me. 1.00

02:32:36.000 Like, fuck the show. 1.00

02:32:37.000 I'm not talking about that. 1.00

02:32:38.000 Say it's, I don't know, Infowars.

02:32:41.000 Someone not watching Infowars because they're scared they're on a list somewhere.

02:32:47.000 I mean, that is the feds.

02:32:49.000 That's the state's ideal scenario.

02:32:50.000 I've got everyone living in such fear that they police themselves.

02:32:54.000 Don't police yourself.

02:32:55.000 There's plenty of policing going on as far as state control goes.

02:33:05.000 That's the wrong inbox.

02:33:11.000 Are we doing flags or no flags?

02:33:13.000 What?

02:33:14.000 Flags or no flags.

02:33:15.000 We're going to have to do no flags.

02:33:17.000 Okay.

02:33:18.000 Well, a little behind. 0.99

02:33:19.000 I forgot to check the shit. 0.99

02:33:22.000 So this is... 0.98

02:33:23.000 You're watching a mailbag that has not been previously edited.

02:33:26.000 Got an idea.

02:33:27.000 What if you have a little app on your site like Seth Godin does where people can leave short messages?

02:33:32.000 Not in the place of calls.

02:33:33.000 Could be a good thing to add to the mailbag.

02:33:35.000 I don't know, man. 1.00

02:33:36.000 We already have enough shit. 1.00

02:33:38.000 We've got the calls. 1.00

02:33:40.000 We've got the live chat.

02:33:41.000 We've got the letters. 0.98

02:33:44.000 And we keep fucking up on those.

02:33:47.000 By the way, Ryan, this Thursday for the live chat, I'm going to have a tally of all the money we've raised for Max and John. 0.95

02:33:57.000 And I want there to be a column here.

02:34:01.000 You're going to be in big trouble if this doesn't happen.

02:34:03.000 I want there to be a column here of doodle loop, doodle.

02:34:06.000 Live chat's just going.

02:34:08.000 And just like when Kyle Donegan is doing his time for a yo, I can read them if I want or ignore them when they exist.

02:34:16.000 Right.

02:34:16.000 Got it?

02:34:17.000 Yes.

02:34:18.000 Now, if that's, it's easy on my part because if that exists, all I have to do is pop it.

02:34:23.000 Oh, it exists.

02:34:24.000 Okay.

02:34:24.000 I wouldn't tell you it has to be handled if I was just making up something like go invent an iPhone.

02:34:29.000 So I will pop it on the screen.

02:34:31.000 So the idea of like tuning in, having to go edit something and listen to all these voice messages, that's a...

02:34:41.000 Let's put that in the suggestion box, Ryan.

02:34:44.000 Okay, we have it right here.

02:34:48.000 There it is.

02:34:49.000 There we go.

02:34:50.000 Safe and sound in there.

02:34:52.000 And...

02:34:53.000 Oh, that's not good.

02:34:55.000 It's been burned. 1.00

02:34:57.000 What in the fuck did Lord of the Fag Zone do to his teeth? 1.00

02:35:01.000 What the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

02:35:05.000 I got this, uh... 1.00

02:35:07.000 What is that?

02:35:08.000 It's a nicotine pouch.

02:35:10.000 I quit vaping.

02:35:13.000 So now you have it.

02:35:14.000 There better not be slurpy sounds.

02:35:16.000 There's not.

02:35:18.000 I have a voice gate.

02:35:20.000 This is mastic gum for your jaw.

02:35:22.000 Wait, we agreed no more chewing gum on the air.

02:35:25.000 I forgot.

02:35:26.000 It's been two weeks.

02:35:30.000 You've been chewing gum this whole show?

02:35:33.000 Yeah.

02:35:34.000 Mastic gum.

02:35:37.000 How, like, you boggle the mind how we can have a discussion, everything's agreed, and then you're like, I forgot.

02:35:43.000 I did.

02:35:44.000 I forgot the green screen.

02:35:46.000 What do you mean you forgot the green screen?

02:35:48.000 Like, to put the, when you go to the green screen, we play the green screen bumper.

02:35:52.000 I played the music.

02:35:54.000 Then I had to play the green screen afterwards.

02:35:56.000 I'm out of my rhythm.

02:35:58.000 But there's nothing wrong with my teeth. 0.99

02:36:00.000 No, but that's going to, if I listen to this show and I hear chewing sounds, I'm going to be fucking fucking angry. 0.98

02:36:04.000 I have this blasting. 0.97

02:36:06.000 I hear all.

02:36:07.000 Dear Mick Smollet.

02:36:09.000 That's a good one.

02:36:10.000 And Queer Arikan, you might have everyone else fooled with your art project, but I've got you figured out. 1.00

02:36:15.000 You were hoping all the people you owe t-shirts to would unsubscribe, you cheap fuck. 1.00

02:36:19.000 Oh. 0.99

02:36:22.000 You know, the problem with the high-vis payback, too, is we only have, I think, large.

02:36:27.000 There's a massive national shortage of double XL, XL, high-vis tees.

02:36:34.000 Yep.

02:36:36.000 Groundskeeper Willie and Juicy Girl.

02:36:38.000 I don't think Owen was the first to spill the bean.

02:36:40.000 Some baby monsters who were also soldiers in the Autistic Army posted all over Ryan's Telegram of the Kaufman prank. 0.76

02:36:46.000 Your watch read something like 315.

02:36:50.000 Yeah.

02:36:52.000 I like that one. 1.00

02:36:53.000 See, you liked all that shit when I said that. 0.99

02:36:55.000 Yeah, yeah, that's part of the, we couldn't just, I couldn't be fired again. 1.00

02:37:01.000 Nobody's going to fall for that.

02:37:02.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:37:03.000 And I remember we were talking about the outcome.

02:37:06.000 Be like, people might unsubscribe, but much to other people's chagrin, whether thinking it's a griff, we're never like this is going to get subscribers or attention.

02:37:15.000 There's tons of great things.

02:37:16.000 And I thought it was, we talked about this yesterday.

02:37:18.000 I think it's interesting that you get a million dollars worth of advertising and it gets you eight subs.

02:37:23.000 Yeah.

02:37:24.000 That's like I told you about my brother's new wife. 1.00

02:37:27.000 She designs fancy cakes and she was on some influencer's page and he had like 30 million followers and she got one cake data letter.

02:37:38.000 Now imagine you spent the money to get 30 million eyeballs.

02:37:41.000 Yeah.

02:37:42.000 And you make $38 off of it.

02:37:45.000 Right.

02:37:47.000 If the fee was an actual live stream, your watch would have read somewhere around 6.

02:37:51.000 Well, it depends what time zone you're in.

02:37:53.000 These autists yanked on that thread, blah, blah, blah. 1.00

02:37:59.000 Of course it was a prank.

02:38:00.000 Not a good one.

02:38:01.000 At least with all these raids going on.

02:38:06.000 Masturbating stations in Nigeria. 0.99

02:38:09.000 Wait.

02:38:09.000 Oh, New Jersey.

02:38:11.000 Did you know they have stations to masturbate in New Jersey public libraries? 0.94

02:38:14.000 Who knew? 0.90

02:38:16.000 And then he's got a picture of...

02:38:18.000 I don't quite get that joke.

02:38:22.000 A bridge collapses.

02:38:23.000 It was being debuted in Shithole Africa. 0.56

02:38:25.000 Yeah, we accidentally showed that when we were looking at other tweets, but we can pull that up.

02:38:37.000 I saw another one.

02:38:44.000 Remember, you're not allowed to notice patterns.

02:38:50.000 Look how they all laugh.

02:38:51.000 Nobody's shocked.

02:38:52.000 They're like, oh, that another one.

02:38:53.000 Bugging. 1.00

02:38:56.000 Some gay dude is like, we might eat the poo-poo, but at least know how to build a fucking bridge. 1.00

02:39:01.000 Hey, I'll send you one in Ethiopia that they got. 1.00

02:39:06.000 I just followed this.

02:39:07.000 You know, it was so painful not being on Twitter.

02:39:09.000 One, because I couldn't...

02:39:10.000 Like, some really nice people reached out, couldn't say anything.

02:39:14.000 But then also there was great follows like Africa Today, where it just shows all the things that Africa's up to.

02:39:19.000 And I was like, I want to follow that so bad, but people would see I'm active.

02:39:23.000 That wasn't very fun.

02:39:25.000 It must be weird being liberal and seeing all this stuff, like that crime commercial, and feeling bad about the pattern and not wanting to notice it.

02:39:34.000 Like once you don't care about people calling you the R world, world, the R word, then you can just watch and laugh and whatever.

02:39:41.000 It's very freeing.

02:39:42.000 Oh, I remember this guy.

02:39:44.000 Go up.

02:39:45.000 Do you remember this guy?

02:39:46.000 He got caught with corruption, so he pretended to just have a, he pretended to die.

02:39:52.000 And then the way they do emergency medical care there is they reach in your mouth and try to take out whatever's blocking your mouth.

02:39:58.000 Look at this.

02:40:00.000 Turn it up.

02:40:07.000 They reach into his mouth.

02:40:08.000 What are you doing, dude?

02:40:10.000 Is he blowing into his mouth?

02:40:13.000 Look at that.

02:40:15.000 Open his mouth so he can breathe.

02:40:17.000 What?

02:40:19.000 Meanwhile, he's like, get off me, dude.

02:40:21.000 I'm faking.

02:40:23.000 Idiomin, he's no Mugabe.

02:40:28.000 Pull up that pic I showed you.

02:40:30.000 Oh, I remember that guy.

02:40:32.000 We're going to Mars.

02:40:34.000 He started the Nigerian space program.

02:40:36.000 And he trained his astronauts by rolling them around in a steel tube.

02:40:41.000 And then he had a rocket planned that he built.

02:40:44.000 Guess what? 0.97

02:40:45.000 It sucked. 0.99

02:40:48.000 There they are. 0.97

02:40:48.000 A bridge in Ethiopia built by Europeans centuries ago. 0.97

02:40:51.000 Africans never rebuilt a bridge, so they cross it via ropes. 1.00

02:41:03.000 Ryan, did you get anterior crowns?

02:41:08.000 And then there's a long thing about dentist.

02:41:11.000 This guy says, thankfully, the West built the modern world.

02:41:18.000 So true so far.

02:41:20.000 Oh, that's that one again. 1.00

02:41:22.000 Damn. 0.99

02:41:22.000 That was really making its way around. 0.99

02:41:25.000 I think great art challenges the viewers.

02:41:26.000 I didn't enjoy the latest controversial bit, but I have to admit it did challenge me.

02:41:29.000 It ruined my Friday night, hearing from a friend that you were arrested, then seeing my tweets from Denny about you rotting in prison.

02:41:36.000 I think Denny and Crypt Daddy's tweets did more to incense people than the video itself.

02:41:41.000 Had me pretty worried, blah, blah, blah.

02:41:43.000 I think an issue may be that the Magic Hard doesn't exactly overlap with the performance art fan base.

02:41:47.000 Even if you were woke, glad you're not, GML would still be the funniest show.

02:41:51.000 You get rid of politics entirely and wouldn't make a difference to me.

02:41:56.000 I think some people see GML as a Shapiro or a Carlson-type program, and I've never personally looked at it that way.

02:42:01.000 To me, comedies always come first.

02:42:03.000 Yeah, but yeah.

02:42:07.000 I tried that, but it just seems lazy.

02:42:10.000 And plus, we get that with Thursdays and Wednesdays.

02:42:12.000 So Monday, Tuesday, Fridays, we want to put some culture in there.

02:42:20.000 Okay.

02:42:24.000 Don't let the stooges wear you down. 1.00

02:42:26.000 Owen is a gossipy little bitch. 1.00

02:42:28.000 Blah, blah, blah. 0.99

02:42:29.000 Did you see this thing Where Owen Benjamin had a big, I know I'm talking about him when I said I wouldn't, bear terrier gathering and he didn't go?

02:42:37.000 Yeah, there was something like that.

02:42:39.000 All right, let's drop it.

02:42:41.000 Have you noticed how when you're on lefties, they all just assume you're also a radical lefty who is pro-abortion, pro-vaccine, you also believe in the COVID hysteria?

02:42:48.000 Yeah, I've noticed that.

02:42:50.000 Well, I'm famous, so I don't get that that much.

02:42:53.000 You know what I get from lefties?

02:42:55.000 A look.

02:42:57.000 Where they'll just go, you got the looks that aunt. 1.00

02:43:03.000 And sometimes they'll be super far away and they're like, like people are going by them and they still do the stare. 0.98

02:43:08.000 Like I'm going to go, fuck, you found me. 0.98

02:43:13.000 Or they'll do this. 1.00

02:43:14.000 They'll go, like, you're a joke.

02:43:18.000 Especially middle-aged women with short hair. 1.00

02:43:20.000 They're like.

02:43:24.000 As a Trump guy, I never assume people are pro-Trump.

02:43:26.000 Well, this is all about where you are, sir.

02:43:28.000 I'm sure in the South, you can afford to assume that everyone's on the same page as you as a Trumper, but up here in New York, but as I've said many times, what I do is I always just go, you're talking to the biggest Trump supporter in American history.

02:43:43.000 Just to get that out of the way.

02:43:47.000 I even exaggerate.

02:43:49.000 Pretend I like him more.

02:43:51.000 Just so we don't have to waste any time.

02:43:53.000 The poor indigenous, says this man.

02:43:56.000 He's got a video here.

02:44:00.000 Now you're supposed to listen to black, brown, and indigenous voices.

02:44:04.000 So here's our chance to hear the rarely heard indigenous voice.

02:44:08.000 Now I know people say that natives are real deadly out in the wild.

02:44:15.000 They know how to track their way home.

02:44:19.000 And they can track down their prey real deadly, but not me. 0.99

02:44:25.000 I'm fucking lost. 0.98

02:44:32.000 Wow, I'm going to listen to Indigenous voices more. 0.99

02:44:35.000 They're funny.

02:44:39.000 That looks like all my wife's family.

02:44:41.000 Not me. 0.99

02:44:42.000 I'm fucking lost. 0.99

02:44:43.000 What is with that accent? 0.99

02:44:45.000 I don't know.

02:44:46.000 Maggie Longclaws is pregnant.

02:44:48.000 It's like a weird Canadian Midwestern thing, but it also has kind of a sloppiness to it where it sounds like the person has trouble moving his lower jaw.

02:44:58.000 Yeah.

02:44:59.000 I don't quite understand it.

02:45:00.000 And this crazy thing is, it goes from northern BC down to southern California over to Florida right up to Newfoundland there.

02:45:10.000 The entire North American continent, all 3,000 tribes have the same accent. 0.99

02:45:16.000 What the fuck is going on? 1.00

02:45:18.000 That's fucking weird. 1.00

02:45:19.000 I guess blacks are the same, right? 1.00

02:45:21.000 Well. 0.97

02:45:22.000 Like, a black in Toronto sounds like a black in Memphis. 0.97

02:45:26.000 Ooh, can I drop you with some Mi news? 0.96

02:45:29.000 Okay, who's the means?

02:45:31.000 It's me.

02:45:37.000 Stop, stop, stop.

02:45:39.000 Me news is me. 1.00

02:45:41.000 Fuck. 1.00

02:45:42.000 What about if I make a new news? 1.00

02:45:43.000 You're not jumping on my me news.

02:45:45.000 Can I make a you news?

02:45:48.000 What do you have to say, Ryan? 0.99

02:45:50.000 You're talking some shirt or some bullshit? 0.98

02:45:52.000 No, I was part of a music collaboration. 0.98

02:45:55.000 We've watched one of these guys' videos, Be Nice to Me Productions.

02:45:58.000 He worked with Sam Hyde.

02:45:59.000 And I not only did a guitar sole at the end of the album, but Brandon Buckingham is in this music video too.

02:46:04.000 Who's that?

02:46:06.000 He's the guy who did that funny stuff that we like.

02:46:09.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, I remember him.

02:46:12.000 So recreational sport, ping pong.

02:46:16.000 He needed an Asian to do this. 1.00

02:46:23.000 And then I do a guitar solo where I mix in All-Star by Smash Mouth and a lot of other people on this track, like Egg White and other folks.

02:46:33.000 And there's a 3D version of my head.

02:46:34.000 So check it out.

02:46:35.000 Little CERN, Be Nice to Me Productions.

02:46:38.000 This guy.

02:46:39.000 And how many views does it have?

02:46:40.000 Not many.

02:46:41.000 Like, he's criminal under the 2009.

02:46:42.000 Let me see how many views it has.

02:46:43.000 2,000.

02:46:43.000 Oh, that's not.

02:46:44.000 He's criminally underrated.

02:46:45.000 He's really good.

02:46:46.000 Puts a lot of work into his stuff.

02:46:47.000 The guy's really good.

02:46:53.000 I couldn't hear it.

02:46:54.000 Oh, you want to hear it?

02:46:57.000 Sounds like the Why Are You Gay song? 1.00

02:46:59.000 That was a ripoff of Sweet Child of Mine. 0.74

02:47:14.000 Alright.

02:47:15.000 Warning. 0.99

02:47:16.000 This one's called Bitch Had It Coming. 1.00

02:47:21.000 Did she, though? 0.99

02:47:23.000 Let's see.

02:47:29.000 Froze?

02:47:29.000 Okay, today.

02:47:30.000 I froze.

02:47:32.000 What?

02:47:33.000 Froze.

02:47:33.000 And clothes?

02:47:36.000 Froze.

02:47:37.000 Oh, are we not recording anymore?

02:47:38.000 No, no, no, we are.

02:47:43.000 Ladies, stop getting involved. 1.00

02:47:48.000 No, I saw this before, yeah.

02:47:50.000 No way! 0.99

02:47:51.000 No fucking way! 0.99

02:47:54.000 Let's watch that again. 1.00

02:47:56.000 So that woman pulls his hair. 1.00

02:47:59.000 I think she thought that the man pulled her hair.

02:48:01.000 So she slaps him, and then boom. 1.00

02:48:06.000 You better get out of here, buddy. 1.00

02:48:09.000 Just get the fuck out of there. 1.00

02:48:15.000 Hey, you incarcerated fags. 1.00

02:48:16.000 I think the bit was very gay. 1.00

02:48:17.000 I wouldn't necessarily call it art, but it is objective.

02:48:18.000 I wasn't careful for you, but more so what it means for the country if another right-winger gets arrested for me personally, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

02:48:25.000 Appreciate the art.

02:48:27.000 I hope your time in the hole went well.

02:48:29.000 I didn't really unsubscribe.

02:48:31.000 It was an experiment.

02:48:36.000 You didn't do one funny deep fake today, Ryan.

02:48:40.000 It's true.

02:48:40.000 Why not?

02:48:43.000 I don't know.

02:48:44.000 I feel like there's been so much fakery going on that maybe I'm all faked out.

02:48:51.000 Just kidding, dude. 0.99

02:48:52.000 Now it's time to fucking rock and roll. 0.99

02:48:56.000 Baby's hair smells like angel farts. 0.99

02:48:59.000 That is true.

02:49:01.000 It's one of the greatest smells in the world.

02:49:05.000 And then they sent us a video.

02:49:08.000 What the hell is that?

02:49:13.000 Is that. 0.61

02:49:14.000 What is taking you so long?

02:49:16.000 I don't see it.

02:49:17.000 I'll show you my screen.

02:49:17.000 Baby's hair smells like angel farts.

02:49:19.000 Where are you getting that from?

02:49:21.000 I was following along with all these.

02:49:24.000 1-1,000, 2-1,000, 3-1,000.

02:49:27.000 Yeah, I could type it in, but...

02:49:28.000 5-10000.

02:49:29.000 Are we in the same?

02:49:30.000 No, it's not there.

02:49:30.000 5-1,000.

02:49:32.000 Is that sent just to you?

02:49:34.000 1,000.

02:49:35.000 Nope.

02:49:35.000 G-O-M-L mailbag.

02:49:37.000 I'm in it.

02:49:39.000 I typed in.

02:49:39.000 12.15 a.m.

02:49:42.000 Baby's hair smell like angel farts. 1.00

02:49:44.000 I've already watched the video.

02:49:45.000 I'm already bored of it.

02:49:46.000 You still...

02:49:47.000 It's literally not here.

02:49:49.000 How can it not?

02:49:49.000 I'll show you my screen and I'll just...

02:49:51.000 Do search baby's hair.

02:49:52.000 I'll blow it up.

02:49:53.000 Do you know how to spell babies?

02:49:54.000 Baby's hair.

02:49:55.000 B-A-B-I-E-S. 0.99

02:49:58.000 Oh.

02:50:01.000 What is your problem?

02:50:02.000 I thought it would be babies possessive.

02:50:05.000 Yeah.

02:50:12.000 Look at me.

02:50:13.000 And it went like.

02:50:18.000 I hear that thing is bad for babies. 1.00

02:50:20.000 Really?

02:50:20.000 Yeah.

02:50:21.000 All my kids had one.

02:50:23.000 They loved it.

02:50:24.000 What's bad?

02:50:25.000 Something about their knees or the joints or something like that. 1.00

02:50:28.000 Shut up. 1.00

02:50:29.000 Just for people that care. 1.00

02:50:37.000 A lot of people about the thing.

02:50:40.000 Your girl Ann Coulter is still coming out with bangers.

02:50:42.000 By the way, speaking of the French Revolution, her book, Demonic, really gets into the French Revolution.

02:50:46.000 But if you look up, just Google Ann Coulter, French Revolution, and you'll see that that segment of Demonic has been printed many times.

02:50:54.000 And it's just a really great take on the difference between the American Revolution and the French Revolution.

02:50:59.000 Your girl Anne Coulter is still coming out with bangers.

02:51:01.000 In case you missed it, she wrote an article published on Tacky a few days ago about the trans issue in June, insightful parallel to a little-known event that occurred about 10 years ago in Leroy, New York, where the girls of this one particular school suddenly began twitching uncontrollably.

02:51:15.000 The parents all freaked out.

02:51:16.000 Doctors and scientific experts flew into the small town to provide their diagnoses as to why it was happening.

02:51:22.000 And then, without explanation, it all went away.

02:51:27.000 She writes, the Tourette's like seizures first occurred in a cheerleader, spread to several members of the team.

02:51:31.000 I remember this.

02:51:34.000 Then leapt to a dozen other female classmates. 1.00

02:51:36.000 But oddly, this absolutely genuinely medical condition barely affected the boy, staff, or teachers at school.

02:51:41.000 Only one boy and one teacher acquired the symptoms.

02:51:44.000 This raised no suspicions among the mothers who carried on at town meetings screaming at school officials, I'm done listening to you. 1.00

02:51:50.000 You need to do something.

02:51:52.000 All I needed to know about the transgender craze was that in a massive survey of parents of transitioning teens, 92% were women.

02:52:04.000 The survey of parents of transitioning teens.

02:52:07.000 So when she says 92% were women, I guess she means single moms, right?

02:52:11.000 71% had a bachelor's or a graduate degree.

02:52:14.000 86% favored gay marriage.

02:52:16.000 And 91% were white.

02:52:18.000 I'm dying to hear about the biological pathway of a medical condition that affects almost exclusively the offspring of liberal white women. 0.99

02:52:28.000 Yeah.

02:52:40.000 Gav, you picked up on my sarcasm. 1.00

02:52:42.000 You fucked up not because of the reaction of your enemies, not because of the reaction of your supposed allies who went turn cone. 1.00

02:52:47.000 You fucked up because you alienated and potentially incited those who do have your back. 1.00

02:52:52.000 It's not about your art. 1.00

02:52:54.000 The gag also wasn't about your desire.

02:52:55.000 Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

02:52:56.000 Lots of people telling me how to do my job.

02:53:02.000 This is like the art of Ryan getting fired.

02:53:05.000 Yeah.

02:53:07.000 Anyway.

02:53:10.000 Gay Spider-Man's bizarre origin on YouTube. 0.52

02:53:13.000 Oh, this sounds interesting.

02:53:18.000 Is this another talkie video with a bunch of frog created to save Earth?

02:53:23.000 Nobody appreciated or understood him, but I did.

02:53:33.000 We were good friends who enjoyed hanging out with a bucket from the chicken fry.

02:53:38.000 Just me, Cyberfrog, and his very large brother Salamandroid.

02:53:44.000 Until the invasion.

02:53:45.000 Read a book.

02:53:46.000 So sick of it.

02:53:47.000 I read from the sky. 1.00

02:53:48.000 I shudder thinking how many adults read this shit. 1.00

02:53:52.000 This is for nine-year-olds. 1.00

02:53:55.000 Just so you know.

02:53:56.000 Oh, Sam Hyde's here.

02:54:00.000 What's up, Sam?

02:54:08.000 Got anything to say?

02:54:12.000 Okay.

02:54:17.000 Hockey hair PD.

02:54:30.000 Thank you, sir.

02:54:32.000 I think we're losing steam here.

02:54:40.000 Important.

02:54:41.000 Blah, blah, blah.

02:54:42.000 If the feds really did take you in and turn you, I'm sincerely asking you to give us your own some BFFs, some indications so we can start preparing for the impending raids on our homes.

02:54:49.000 Yeah, that's what I was talking about earlier. 0.98

02:54:51.000 Like, how fucking cowardly are you where you're scared of being caught? 0.98

02:54:55.000 I understand if you're on that cheating site, what's it called? 1.00

02:54:59.000 Ashley's.

02:55:00.000 Ashley Madison.

02:55:01.000 Ashley Madison.

02:55:02.000 That makes sense to be worried about being on that list.

02:55:05.000 Or you're a donor for AFPAC.

02:55:08.000 But you watch a show, you could be watching it because you're doing ops research.

02:55:16.000 Are you in French jail?

02:55:18.000 Ryan's New Teeth.

02:55:20.000 This guy's a legend.

02:55:23.000 Let's check out this guy's a legend. 0.99

02:55:26.000 Fucking legend, so he is. 0.99

02:55:28.000 Come on, man. 1.00

02:55:29.000 Fuck! 1.00

02:55:31.000 It's my house. 1.00

02:55:32.000 I own it.

02:55:33.000 Okay, I understand.

02:55:34.000 Man, if you hold that window right there, can you all right?

02:55:39.000 I'll jump through and meet you at the front door.

02:55:41.000 Okay.

02:55:42.000 And I'll show you.

02:55:43.000 The dolls that the religion you choose, okay. 0.86

02:55:46.000 My religion.

02:55:46.000 That's right.

02:55:47.000 All right, jump in there. 0.98

02:55:48.000 Don't kick me on your way in.

02:55:50.000 All right.

02:55:51.000 Boom.

02:55:52.000 Uh-oh.

02:55:53.000 Watch ahead.

02:55:54.000 All right.

02:55:55.000 All right.

02:55:55.000 Okay.

02:55:57.000 You meet me at front.

02:55:59.000 Okay.

02:56:01.000 The title for this is 90s cops is best cops.

02:56:05.000 I'm at the edge of my seat here.

02:56:07.000 You don't have no snakes or nothing, do you?

02:56:08.000 Man, I got snakes.

02:56:10.000 From one end of this house to the other.

02:56:12.000 No, I'm serious.

02:56:13.000 I don't like snakes.

02:56:13.000 I will protect you.

02:56:15.000 No, you tell me where the snakes are.

02:56:17.000 I want you to get a look at them.

02:56:20.000 Hey, yeah, you're right.

02:56:22.000 I'll stand right here.

02:56:23.000 Now, wait a minute.

02:56:24.000 You don't understand how many there are.

02:56:27.000 You see all them snakes right there?

02:56:29.000 Yeah.

02:56:29.000 You see them snakes right there?

02:56:31.000 Yeah.

02:56:32.000 They're my babies.

02:56:34.000 I care more about them snakes than I do a human life.

02:56:38.000 Just like that, man.

02:56:40.000 Them snakes mean more to me than any human being ever born, man.

02:56:45.000 What is this?

02:56:46.000 This is a Mariani. 0.98

02:56:50.000 There it is right there.

02:56:51.000 Is that it?

02:56:51.000 Okay.

02:56:52.000 I don't know what you're looking at.

02:56:53.000 The one at 209 right there.

02:56:55.000 Well, right there.

02:56:56.000 You know what that is?

02:56:57.000 That is a wine opener.

02:56:59.000 Oh, okay.

02:57:00.000 Looks kind of racist.

02:57:02.000 You know, this, I don't know.

02:57:04.000 You tell me what that is.

02:57:06.000 That's a skeleton where you use it for a candle holder.

02:57:08.000 That's not a skeleton.

02:57:09.000 That's what that is.

02:57:10.000 That's the skull. 0.99

02:57:13.000 Black people have a trouble with the skull skeleton thing. 0.99

02:57:15.000 It's not some black communities like... 1.00

02:57:16.000 And then you look and his face was a skeleton. 0.98

02:57:20.000 His entire face was a skeleton?

02:57:21.000 No.

02:57:22.000 That's crazy.

02:57:23.000 They also pronounce the W in sword.

02:57:25.000 Sword.

02:57:26.000 Sword.

02:57:33.000 I really don't know what this is.

02:57:34.000 You want to get drunk with this guy, don't you?

02:57:35.000 I don't know.

02:57:36.000 He makes me want to drink.

02:57:38.000 It amounts to I believe in God and I don't pray to Satan, but I feel the need to build these altars.

02:57:49.000 You know, I usually hang feathers from there.

02:57:52.000 Hey, is there any more snakes back here?

02:57:54.000 Is there any more snakes back here?

02:57:55.000 I swear to God, I won't let nothing happen to you.

02:58:00.000 That's not what he's worried about.

02:58:01.000 He doesn't want to be near a snake.

02:58:04.000 Good or bad, safe or not.

02:58:05.000 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, wait.

02:58:06.000 Is the snake in there?

02:58:07.000 I hope.

02:58:09.000 Man, I'll tell you what to do.

02:58:11.000 Yeah, man, that's all right.

02:58:13.000 I don't want to see no more.

02:58:15.000 No, I'm gone, man.

02:58:17.000 He's a snake in there, I hope.

02:58:20.000 60 babies.

02:58:23.000 This is the male right there.

02:58:26.000 This is the female. 1.00

02:58:28.000 Hey, Mr. Moody, you ever thought about being a snake removal?

02:58:31.000 In other words, if we went to a call and there was a snake in somebody's yard, we can come in.

02:58:34.000 I'd grab him up, no problem, man.

02:58:36.000 I'd grab him up, no problem. 0.99

02:58:38.000 I don't care what damn. 0.99

02:58:39.000 This guy's my spirit animal, man. 0.99

02:58:40.000 And you're willing to come out and remove it for us? 0.99

02:58:42.000 I'll hit him times.

02:58:44.000 I'll put it in my bag and he'll be in the house. 0.96

02:58:47.000 Thanks, man.

02:58:47.000 He'll be in the house.

02:58:48.000 I ain't scared of nothing.

02:58:49.000 I ain't scared of the devil himself.

02:58:51.000 All right.

02:58:52.000 Wow, that was a good ending to the mailbag.

02:58:54.000 What a champ.

02:58:55.000 Let's do the final video.

02:58:56.000 Although it's going to be tough to beat that.

02:58:58.000 Oh, yeah.

02:59:18.000 I was thoroughly impressed by this little piece of driving.

02:59:23.000 I suspect he's Chinese.

02:59:25.000 I suspect he's done this before.

02:59:27.000 I don't think there is any margin for error here.

02:59:31.000 You have to be at 100% perfect to pull this off.

02:59:36.000 So he's really hugging the side there, which you wonder why he has to do that.

02:59:41.000 It's on the wrong side of the road. 0.96

02:59:44.000 Sorry, I got to be on the wrong side of the road to pull this off because I got to fucking snake into this opening. 0.96

02:59:54.000 Are you zoomed out? 0.94

02:59:56.000 Yep.

02:59:57.000 Got to get in there.

02:59:59.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

03:00:00.000 I would have given up about 30 times ago.

03:00:04.000 And I got to just touch, just touch the edge here.

03:00:10.000 I get it.

03:00:10.000 And I got to get it.

03:00:12.000 This is how to have anal sex with your wife, by the way. 1.00

03:00:16.000 A lot of things have to be lined up. 0.99

03:00:18.000 That's why it only happens once a year.

03:00:22.000 All right, you're good to go, buddy.

03:00:26.000 I said, go.

03:00:27.000 You're fine.

03:00:28.000 Come on.

03:00:31.000 Stop gawking at your peers' incredible driving skills.

03:00:38.000 It's easy for you.

03:00:39.000 You got no cargo on the back there.

03:00:41.000 All right, folks, that was an epic-long super-duper show.

03:00:44.000 Because I missed you so much.

03:00:45.000 We had a lot of catching up to do.

03:00:48.000 Tomorrow we got Compound Censored.

03:00:50.000 And a million pounds of more fun.

03:00:53.000 In the interim, get fired.

03:00:56.000 Wait a minute.

03:00:57.000 Thursday's a live show.

03:00:58.000 Friday will have to be a pre-tape.

03:00:59.000 We're off to Vegas.

03:01:00.000 And then Saturday afternoon at 3, Josh Denny, Anthony Kumiak, Gavin McInnes, Making You Laugh Your Balls Off.

03:01:07.000 Over-the-top comedy that's totally banned everywhere else.

03:01:10.000 You wouldn't believe how raunchy it is. 0.99

03:01:12.000 And don't videotape it because we'll be in big shit. 1.00

03:01:16.000 It is the most offensive shit you've ever heard. 1.00

03:01:19.000 The staff, after the last show in Florida, the staff were like, yeah, we love this shit. 1.00

03:01:24.000 No, we love old school comedy. 0.99

03:01:25.000 Yeah, offend us. 0.93

03:01:26.000 Go crazy.

03:01:27.000 And then after the show, everyone at the venue was like, yeah, the back doors right there.

03:01:35.000 Ew.

03:01:38.000 They were not happy with us.

03:01:40.000 So see you in Vegas.

03:01:42.000 And wait, not seeing Vegas.

03:01:44.000 I'd ruin my ending again.

03:01:46.000 See you tomorrow with Anthony.

03:01:48.000 Live show Thursday, pre-tape Friday.

03:01:50.000 Off to Vegas.

03:01:51.000 Get fired.

03:01:51.000 Get in trouble.

03:01:52.000 Be brave.

03:01:56.000 And never stop fighting.

03:02:24.000 Now you say you're your best day.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 06, 2022

S4E160 - WELCOME BACK!

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