Gavin McInnes and Ryan Higa talk about the Irish punk band Gilliband, break a roof slate, and talk about strange looking Asian people. Also, Gavin talks about the new sprinkles, and Ryan talks about a guy who looks like a gay fish.
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00:00:13.000Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:10:52.000You know my favorite part about people who talk about their sexuality and who they sleep with and pronouns and all these things?
00:11:00.000It's that you're quite literally admitting immediately that you have no redeeming qualities about yourself.
00:11:07.000And quite literally, there's nothing interesting about you to the point where you actually know that.
00:11:14.000So you have to overcompensate with something that should be completely fucking irrelevant across the board in any given conversation or situation.
00:12:33.000Anyway, do you want to get some pizza?
00:12:37.000Here's an interesting phenomenon my friend Big John told me about.
00:12:41.000I was talking about this phenomenon where you read something in the newspaper about your hometown or your favorite band, something you're an expert on, and you go, this is about 88% wrong.
00:13:01.000Well, there's an extension of that, and it's called Gel Man Amnesia, where you read that about your hometown, and then you flip the page and you start reading an article about trans or Trump or anything else, and you forget how incompetent the journalists were when you knew more than them.
00:13:22.000And you go right back to a clean slate and accept all the bullshit that they're telling you.
00:13:26.000And this is especially true in 2022, when media has never been more inept.
00:13:31.000Like with Biden, they go, he created 9 million jobs and unemployment is down to 3.5%, the lowest in 50 years.
00:15:31.000In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story and then turn the page to national or international affairs and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine and the baloney you just read.
00:15:45.000You turn the page and forget what you know.
00:17:14.000And they go, well, you realize that some of them are Nazis.
00:17:18.000And instead of them going, these are the people who throw the word Nazi around to mean anyone who doesn't have 50 pronouns, anyone who supports Trump.
00:17:27.000Punch a Nazi means punch a Republican, punch a conservative.
00:17:30.000So they're very, very touchy about the word.
00:17:33.000And then when guys are actually Nazis, like they Zeke Heil, they have swastika tattoos, they go, well, it's complicated.
00:17:40.000In other words, they don't believe any of this shit they're saying.
00:17:44.000Like the whole thing with Libs of TikTok, where she exposed them for offering hysterectomies and vaginoplasty and phalloplasty, basically giving you fake genitals for children under 18.
00:17:58.000And all she did was show the parts of their website that say that.
00:18:02.000The takeaway the media did is they're getting bomb threats.
00:18:06.000So Libs of TikTok and the right go, wait, we never asked for that.
00:18:11.000I tell you what, we are going to offer a $22,000 reward for anyone who can help us find the source of these bomb threats.
00:18:20.000And Libs calls, Libs of TikTok calls all the journalists who were bitching about the bomb threats and goes, make sure in your story, you include the fact that there's a reward now for finding this guy.
00:18:30.000None of them even responded to her because they don't give a fuck about the bomb threats.
00:18:35.000They are Bolsheviks and all Bolsheviks care about is winning.
00:18:38.000That's why there's so much propaganda, so many lies, so much hypocrisy.
00:19:54.000I wonder how the execs and the shareholders at Disney feel about their company being flushed down the toilet by what is likely a minority of shrill lefties who are wokeifying their whole brand.
00:20:17.000No, there's two more stories here, but this story freaked me out.
00:20:21.000We made an embryo without sperm or egg.
00:20:24.000Now, I think this picture might be deceiving.
00:20:28.000I think the picture you see is of a young human embryo, and they're just using that to illustrate the story.
00:20:35.000But the synthetic embryo they made would look different than that.
00:20:39.000It probably is just a weird little blob.
00:20:43.000By inducing the expression of a particular set of genes and establishing a unique environment for their interactions, the researchers were able to get the stem cells, these are mouse and human stem cells, to talk to each other.
00:20:55.000The stem cells self-organized into structures that progressed through the successive development stages until they had beating hearts and the foundations of the brain, as well as the yolk sac where the embryo develops and gets nutrients from in its first weeks.
00:21:12.000Dude, compare that to that, what was it, a calf embryo?
00:27:03.000Honestly, in that moment, I thought I was going to die.
00:27:06.000I screamed like as soon as I saw the gun.
00:27:08.000Clara Sorrenti recounts how online trolls called in a fake emergency sending armed police to her home in Canada, a tactic known as swatting.
00:27:17.000Over the past month, she's been targeted, harassed, and stalked around the globe.
00:27:21.000I'm so exhausted of having to constantly run.
00:27:25.000Sorrenti is a trans activist and streamer on Twitch, a platform hugely popular among video gamers.
00:27:32.000Earlier this year, when Sorrenti began using the platform to talk about trans rights, she caught the attention of Kiwi Farms, a notorious online form that has been used to organize transphobic harassment campaigns.
00:27:44.000The first thing that they did was find the obituary for my dead father and use it to find his memorialized Facebook page.
00:27:53.000They were able to find a picture of my dad on the front porch of my childhood home and from that use Google Maps and figure out where that was located.
00:28:02.000After Sorrenti's home in Ontario was swatted, she moved to a nearby hotel, but her harassers tracked her down there, remarkably using this photo of her cat on her hotel bed.
00:28:14.000They were able to cross-reference what they saw on the bed sheets with every other hotel in the city until they found out that the specific bed sheet only had a pattern in this one hotel.
00:28:25.000Why'd you post the picture of your cat if you're on the lamb?
00:28:31.000Anyway, so you'll notice that speaking of shitty journalists, he just takes her side of it and is just doing PR for her.
00:28:39.000Any half-decent journalist hears about this story and goes, okay, what are the two sides?
00:28:43.000And the two sides are her side, which is, I'm just a Twitcher, I'm just trans.
00:29:43.000Eli deleted the original Instagram post, but it is now bragging that we're helping to advertise the illegal drug running operation, which is confirmation that the conspiracy to commit federal crimes is still ongoing.
00:29:52.000Lots of great evidence, all helpfully provided by Eli personally.
00:29:57.000So Kiwi Farms is not randomly stalking trannies and saying kill them.
00:30:01.000It's saying this asshole is trying to get hormone replacement.
00:30:06.000Incredibly damaging chemicals, by the way.
00:30:55.000So unless you can be roaming the countryside doing whatever you want with little kids without being questioned about it, then we want you dead.
00:31:38.000And then I drive home and I don't eat my cold fries.
00:31:40.000I would like to be able to just go back into McDonald's, destroy it, throw straws everywhere, and punch out three of the people that work there, and then drive home with zero risk of bail.
00:36:05.000But the art has a similar level of talent, which is, I would say, this is the top of your game as far as doing aesthetically pleasing, realistic, cartoony stuff.
00:36:18.000But that's not what I'm talking about.
00:40:05.000So what I'm really getting out of this is I'm excited to obliterate America.
00:40:13.000It's just a fact that America's racist.
00:40:16.000And it's a fact that it's good to destroy it.
00:40:19.000But the good news is we will rise like a phoenix from the flames where this non-racist America that has nothing else going for it, by the way, doesn't have air, doesn't have water, you need all kinds of nutrients pumped in from Pfizer.
00:40:33.000You have to wear chest plates to avoid getting shot, I guess, by racist mercenaries that want to go back to the old ways.
00:40:41.000And the craziest thing about this picture is, despite the mistakes about racism and despite the fact that they make diversity the most important thing in the universe, the reason that America must be destroyed, and the best thing about the new rebuilding, is that this is seen as a fun, happy thing.
00:40:59.000Now, I'm sure a simpleton who works for the city just goes, unity, I love it.
00:41:04.000And it's kid-friendly and there's a bunch of different minorities there all getting together.
00:43:44.000This is kind of a new pet peeve of mine, by the way.
00:43:47.000People filming their reactions to something.
00:43:50.000You see it a lot in the black community where it'll be something important and intelligent going on on one half, and then some black woman next to her going.
00:45:55.000Where their dumb naivete and his cryptic art world ended up, because they don't have any sort of sense of analysis, ended up making a horrific apocalypse thing.
00:46:07.000Like little kids who need goggles to see doesn't make me happy.
00:49:19.000Let me tell y'all the like white supremacy and playback really allows a child to feel so protected and safe that they can do quite remarkable shit like this.
00:49:30.000So just to be clear here, the reason blacks can't do that is racism.
00:49:57.000We got a letter from a baby monster, by the way, who said the Drew Barrymore thing was they assumed she was backpacking, glomming onto this trend that's going on with black men frolicking.
00:50:34.000Harley Mornstein was on the show, PK, and he was like, yeah, we were all 15 years old, and we had a black friend who just did standing black backflips.
00:51:33.000And we tried for every lunch hour for hours and hours and hours.
00:51:37.000I remember David Cho was in Africa, and he said they had taken a wheel, like a truck wheel, and they had dug it into the dirt and piled the dirt on so only half of the wheel was showing.
00:51:48.000And these little black, like six-year-olds were running up to it, kicking at it, and doing flips off it.
00:56:33.000Wouldn't it be funny if we played that back in slow motion and we heard in 1876 there was a large coup in Rwanda, what was then called Incanto.
00:58:22.000In fact, as I've pointed out on the show many times, the only non-white people here as far as like enduring some sort Of racial pain where they have an argument is poor American blacks who have been here for generations.
00:58:56.000But all of these other people, Lebanese, Armenians, rich Dominicans, some fucking aristocrat from Mexico who had a nanny wiping his ass his whole life, all of these rich kids are petrified of the fact that they're white.
00:59:13.000So anyway, they did a DNA test and they just found out they're 100% that bitch.
00:59:19.000But go back to the beginning and you can see all of their biggest fears.
01:00:55.000Meanwhile, like the super white Appalachian guys and a lot of like rednecks are like, they're proud of being like a part, you know, like Cherokee or something.
01:01:03.000But every American is obsessed with it.
01:02:31.000Liz Truss puts finishing touches on diverse new government, no place for white men and great offices of state as PM in waiting rewards allies and acts as Rishi Sunak and his supporters.
01:03:00.000Quenteg was born in the London borough of Waltham Forest, the only child of Alfred Quarteg and Charlotte Boatly, who had emigrated from Ghana as students.
01:03:10.000They were academics, and his mother became a barrister, and his father is an economist with the Commonwealth Secretariat.
01:03:20.000Increase the energy efficiency of their homes.
01:03:26.000Now, a four-day week working week sounds great, but it has to be paid for.
01:03:30.000And if you add up all the sum of their policies, you get to a huge pull of money, $1.2 trillion, which is the same thing.
01:03:35.000Doesn't make the whitest thing I've ever heard of.
01:03:37.000He makes Milo sound like Tommy Robinson.
01:03:41.000After starting school at State Primary School, Quarting attended Colette Court, an independent preparatory school in London, where he won the Harrow History Prize in 1988.
01:04:55.000The school she went to is called the Uxendon Manor Primary School in Brent and the fee-paying Heathfield School, Pinna, meaning a private school, on a partial scholarship, after which she read law at Queen's College, Cambridge.
01:05:09.000During her undergraduate studies, she was presented the president of the Cambridge University Conservative Association.
01:08:14.000Yeah, I don't know if you remember this, but speaking of that type of music, this guy is white, American, but he made one of the best London-sounding things.
01:10:14.000He goes into an auto parts store, but I've always said it is really strange that an American citizen who was born and raised here and speaks no other language has an accent that is so different that I can't understand it.
01:10:30.000And that accent is not just in Memphis.
01:10:33.000It's in Seattle and it's everywhere else.
01:10:36.000Like you really have separated yourself from the mainstream culture.
01:10:41.000And then you say, well, what about Scotland?
01:10:42.000Glaswegians, people in London can't understand Glasgow.
01:10:45.000Yeah, that comes from thousands of years of isolation.
01:13:49.000But anyway, he got out like in a year early on a three-year sentence.
01:13:56.000And the mayor said, if he had done his time, we'd still have four more citizens here.
01:14:00.000I'm not sure I'm with your logic there, buddy.
01:14:03.000Because the other guy, Cleotha Abstin, who kidnapped and murdered that jogger at 4.30 in the morning last week, he had done time for kidnapping before.
01:14:14.000And on Tucker Carlson's show, they said Tucker goes, he didn't even finish his sentence.
01:16:30.000Okay, we're all over the map here, but it's a good 200,000 people.
01:16:36.000And yet when you talk to people getting their DNA test, or you make a mural on a wall, it's all about how white people need more diversity and less population.
01:16:50.000All right, I had this listed next to the riots thing I was talking about earlier.
01:17:00.000And I was noticing, obviously January 6th was a mistake, but as far as riots going, Antifa must know somewhere in their heart of hearts that our one riot was way better and more anarchist and more anti-government than any of their stupid smashing the windows at Starbucks.
01:17:17.000That was just a big fuck you to insurance companies and a boon for the glass industry.
01:17:22.000It was not a political move, you losers.
01:17:26.000But this video alone should help the January 6th writers because it's proof that they had a point.
01:18:16.000If you smash up a guy's car because you think he's a lizard person, you should have a harsher sentence than if you smash up a guy's car because he's been terrorizing your daughter and your family.
01:18:28.000I mean, what is a form of self-defense?
01:20:48.000But again, we're told that we enjoy white privilege, and these black people are living the lives of, it's like part Sid Vicious, part Uday Hussein.
01:20:58.000They walk into a restaurant, trash it.
01:22:17.000This guy goes, I spoke to the family who owns one of the largest casket manufacturers in North America.
01:22:22.000They supply caskets to huge chains across the U.S. It's horrific to have to report on such a thing, but the owners said that their sales of typical caskets have increased by 20%.
01:22:34.000And since 2021, their sales of small-sized caskets, children's caskets, have increased by 400%.
01:22:43.000He's not the only one talking about it.
01:22:44.000Those in the funeral industry are well aware of the sudden change in the nature of their business.
01:22:49.000This guy is saying, I'm currently at a funeral.
01:22:50.000I've been chatting with the funeral directors.
01:22:53.000They made me aware of the large number of kiddies they're burying within a few months of the kiddie jab.
01:23:00.000They've been told they can't talk about it.
01:23:04.000We've received two bulk orders for sub-five-foot units in less than six months.
01:23:09.000Never in 30-plus years of business have we ever sold child coffins in bulk.
01:23:28.000Reasons we want to talk to you is I think your partner said you used to do two to three funerals a week, now you're doing about six to seven.
01:23:40.000Michael, the last little while, even this morning, I didn't know you were coming to town, but this morning I've counted the numbers in the book, you know, for the past six months.
01:23:49.000And exactly, almost exactly, we're up in the last six months by 50%.
01:23:57.000I was very concerned because on Tuesday of this week, a very, very special school friend who I sat next to for five years, we had his funeral service on Tuesday.
01:24:27.000But I think, hang on, that person is normally a Super fit person, and I've had a few instances happen in the last six months where it has been quite startling that they would actually pass away.
01:25:27.000And I just can't put my finger on it right now.
01:25:30.000But it seems to have happened very suddenly because you can imagine we need to pre-plan with sort of staffing with our premises.
01:25:41.000And then, so that's, well, first we did America, then we did Tasmania, and then now we have Israel 4-1, where they've also noticed a massive uptick since the vax.
01:28:16.000And I go, I guess I'm making up for all the hedonism I encouraged in Vice magazine days because I'm getting guys to settle down and put a ring on it because my three children are the greatest thing that ever happened to me.
01:28:27.000And my biggest regret in life, my only regret in life really, is that I didn't make more and make them earlier.
01:30:59.000Interesting And sad story: 54-year-old Navy vet that was assigned and deployed in a nuclear sub for nine years died last night from cancer.
01:31:41.000Yeah, that just, that reminds me of cops and the way the government treats men who are willing to die every day for their profession.
01:31:51.000There's really just this distinct lack of respect.
01:31:54.000And it's strange because the braver you are and the more you're willing to put yourself in danger for others, the less respect you get from institutions.
01:35:41.000It goes back to the assumptions of this whole show of like they had all this fine art, this realist art, and we were just like, no thanks, no Negroes on my watch.
01:35:50.000Do you know how many aristocrats in Europe would be salivating for high-quality African art that was realist?
01:36:35.000Wait, if Africa was basically Wakanda and they're only Africa because white people, if they're so good at stuff, wouldn't they just recover from that?
01:37:12.000Google, YouTube, et cetera, are spammed full of plagiarized news articles from India.
01:37:16.000They use roughly the same headlines as the original, and they get clicks on it.
01:37:21.000I was searching for this information about Trevor Moore's death last year, and all the results were full of Indian, some Indian retail going, Trevor Moore died, buddy, buddy, Oh gosh.
01:37:31.000This is an additional problem to Google and other search engines deleting the internet.
01:37:35.000So not only are they deleting the internet by making sure that only one angle is on the first 15 pages of the Google search results, but then they're also getting spammed to death where we get all these garbage Indian articles also filling up our searches.
01:40:15.000We were traveling cross-country, and my buddy Gage, the photographer, he's moving to San Diego, and we were just up in the mountains, and we were taking photos, and I was just kind of in a really good mood because I'd never been on the West Coast before, and I was just kind of excited and I was like, "Hey Gage, could you?" Did you get some pictures of me frolicking kind of like this over here?
01:46:44.00097% of folks who are assigned male at birth have old wall shaped nipples.
01:46:49.000Surgery today will take about two to three hours.
01:46:52.000First step is going to be to design the new nips.
01:46:55.000And so we're going to completely deconstruct Aaron's nipples as they are at the moment in order to make a very natural, crisply defined, masculine face.
01:47:05.000How will you go about doing that naturally?
01:48:56.000My elder daughter's school is talking about Proud Boys and the scourge of white supremacy.
01:49:00.000Now I'm the fucking racist pariah of my own family, and my daughter attempted just what the school teacher taught her, to divorce your racist parents and destroy the family from within.
01:49:09.000She pretty much got the whole family against me for several months.
01:49:11.000It was really easy for her to other me.
01:49:13.000I was in a racist, insurrectious, much-maligned hate group.
01:49:16.000I've been through some horrible and traumatic experiences in my life, but that year of lockdowns was hell for me, and it was mostly because of my year and a half association with the group.
01:49:24.000Fast forward a year, I have a woman waiting to take photos of me on my skating route on three different occasions.
01:49:32.000Another time, the same lady is waiting on the same route on a bike where she just follows behind and trails me and makes small talk for 10 blocks.
01:49:38.000I also see her a few other times elsewhere in town.
01:49:40.000The few proud boys I still talk to, he's not in the club anymore, tell me of similar stories of being documented, their cars photographed.
01:49:47.000We all know that the intelligentsia deep state is petty and their umbrella is vast, especially if you're interesting.
01:49:54.000If anything, they have us all well documented, including all of our chat logs and online group activity.
01:49:59.000Then you have January 6th, and all the guys getting thrown in the gulag for nothing.
01:50:39.000Now we're all depressed and on high alert.
01:50:41.000We're legitimately worried for you and your family.
01:50:43.000We're worried for everyone and their family in this moment, and we have been since the beginning.
01:50:47.000And we're worried for our own families.
01:50:49.000We've all found out that no one is safe from this regime, and they go after and survey the fun, smart, and interesting ones first, but they're more willing to go after average war veterans and roofers and plumbers and cancer-ridden old women.
01:51:03.000So it's not too far-fetched to be concerned.
01:51:06.000Normal, everyday people who had the courage to put their necks on the line, to be brave and get fired because of your inspiration and guidance, got really freaked out by this stunt.
01:51:14.000May not be our friend, but we still care for you and admire what you've done and the suffering that you and your family have endured as a result.
01:51:20.000It would have been nearly just as devastating if they nabbed, say, James Lindsay or any other significant culture warrior.
01:51:26.000Whether you like it or not, you are more than just an entertainer, and therefore, I believe that you need to be a little more responsible to your followers.
01:51:34.000A lot of those guys are already way too paranoid as it is.
01:51:38.000You really came off as an absolute jerk in that episode, and I feel the need to speak my mind.
01:51:46.000Anyways, just try to keep an open mind about what I said.
01:53:55.000And I go, isn't it funny how you see a dude staring at you and you go, all right.
01:53:59.000You start positioning yourself, you know, with your back to the wall and getting ready and taking off your glasses and removing your watch and stuff and thinking of things, particular ways you're going to start this fight and how to get out of there and stuff.
01:54:13.000But when you see a woman that wants to kill you, you're just like, and I go, it's not like she has a knife or anything.
01:54:21.000And then this guy eavesdrops and he's mad too.
01:55:28.000And then we went to some shitty, really ugly, brand new, like, neon lights bar that looked like it was made at Home Depot.
01:55:38.000No flavor or history or culture to it at all.
01:55:41.000And it was mostly what they're called, First Nations up there.
01:55:44.000But here we call them American Indians, natives, and black immigrants, Somalis.
01:55:49.000They, of course, didn't know who we were.
01:55:51.000And then we just ended up hanging out with those guys, doing nose beers, doing beer beers.
01:55:55.000So the racists felt most comfortable with the visible minorities that the liberals who were screaming about dogs having guns had never even met.
01:56:20.000I've actually, I lost track of the t-shirt, but I was watching Kumi's show once, and there he was wearing a t-shirt that said, dogs don't have knives.
01:56:27.000And there was a dog with a knife in its mouth.
01:56:29.000And so it's been a running joke with my brother and I ever since.
01:56:33.000And then I, which is why I just sent him this video.
01:57:10.000And then, oh, my God, so much fun stuff planned in Vegas this weekend with Proud Boys, the Margarita Boys, various compounds, various parties, and then just straight gambling.
01:57:23.000I'll warn you in advance, Monday's show is going to be terrible because I'll be a mere husk of a man.
01:57:30.000And if you're not coming to Vegas, well, have some fun on your own.
01:57:33.000And like I say every Friday, please try to stay off your phone.
01:57:38.000Let's all try to have as little screen time this weekend as possible.
01:57:43.000We want as much home alone, not home alone, hanging out with the kids, hanging out with the wife, hanging out with the girlfriend, hanging out with the buddies, eye-to-eye conversations.