Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E161 - GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:50.000 Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:01:04.000 A weird change!

00:01:12.000 Gilliband from Dublin, Irish sort of a punk noise band, formerly Girl Band.

00:01:19.000 And that band's called what?

00:01:21.000 Well, that song's called Eight Fivers.

00:01:22.000 But what's he saying?

00:01:23.000 I spend all my money on sick clothes.

00:01:25.000 Sounded like shit clothes.

00:01:27.000 Do you have anything in your mouth today?

00:01:30.000 No.

00:01:30.000 No, I don't.

00:01:31.000 You just took something out of your mouth.

00:01:33.000 I did.

00:01:35.000 Amazing.

00:01:36.000 What's going on behind me?

00:01:38.000 I'm checking to see.

00:01:39.000 First line.

00:01:43.000 Shit clothes, I believe it is.

00:01:45.000 Gilliband.

00:01:46.000 Yes, I said Gilliband.

00:01:48.000 Why are you telling me the name of the band?

00:01:53.000 You got shit in your mouth.

00:01:55.000 No, no.

00:01:58.000 When you started the show, you had shit in your mouth.

00:02:00.000 And then I say this is Gilliband, and then you go, Gilliband.

00:02:08.000 Has it ever occurred to you that you're useless?

00:02:10.000 No.

00:02:11.000 Yeah, I didn't think so.

00:02:12.000 I'm serving other uses.

00:02:17.000 I put in my notes, make sure nothing's in Ryan's mouth.

00:02:21.000 And there was something in your mouth.

00:02:26.000 Amazing.

00:02:29.000 I think Ryan's fucking up because he's being answered.

00:02:33.000 What are you showing us this for now?

00:02:34.000 It's frozen, but I got the lyrics up.

00:02:38.000 What?

00:02:38.000 So this is...

00:02:45.000 So this is a frozen shot of you on Maddie's couch.

00:02:49.000 I just had a quick question about what the song was.

00:02:52.000 It's not really worth bringing the first one minute of the show to a screeching halt.

00:02:56.000 Here we go.

00:02:58.000 Shit close.

00:02:59.000 Okay.

00:03:00.000 Time to move on.

00:03:02.000 But are you acting like this because you think you're hot shit because you broke that roof slate?

00:03:07.000 Broke the roof slate?

00:03:09.000 Yeah, the thing I just filmed the other day where there was that roof slate on the ground.

00:03:12.000 You put it on that boil drum, whatever, and you smashed it.

00:03:17.000 That's not me.

00:03:19.000 It's a guy that looks disgusting.

00:03:20.000 I have this.

00:03:21.000 I have video of you.

00:03:23.000 Where'd you get those jeans?

00:03:24.000 Those aren't mine.

00:03:26.000 Always showing off your muscles, as usual.

00:03:28.000 That's kind of true.

00:03:29.000 Yes.

00:03:30.000 Yeah, we get it.

00:03:31.000 And then...

00:03:34.000 I said you couldn't break a roof slate.

00:03:37.000 Okay.

00:03:38.000 But you didn't break it.

00:03:40.000 I didn't do anything.

00:03:41.000 You edited this weird as a jump cut here.

00:03:49.000 That's not me.

00:03:50.000 My hair looks entirely different than that man.

00:03:52.000 Well, I guess you had a different hairdo back then.

00:03:54.000 I'm going to call him a thing.

00:03:55.000 That's a thing.

00:03:59.000 What's this now?

00:04:00.000 Your phone is going not?

00:04:02.000 Well, I can't control people calling me, but it doesn't vibrate.

00:04:05.000 Well, I can hear it.

00:04:06.000 Well, I'm sorry.

00:04:10.000 Turn your phone off during the show.

00:04:12.000 Turn it off off?

00:04:13.000 Yeah.

00:04:14.000 But sometimes we get really important information from our television.

00:04:17.000 I don't want to hear it.

00:04:18.000 Well, can you at least make sure I don't hear it?

00:04:20.000 I have it on silent.

00:04:22.000 I mean, that's the most silent I've seen the show again.

00:04:26.000 You know what?

00:04:26.000 Keep it rolling and we're starting the show again.

00:04:28.000 Don't cut.

00:04:29.000 Don't cut.

00:04:44.000 Oh, my money!

00:04:48.000 Check clothes.

00:04:50.000 Check those.

00:04:52.000 I spent live from New York.

00:04:57.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:05:01.000 I'm from Waco.

00:05:02.000 I'm from Marco.

00:05:04.000 I spent all my money on sick clothes, sick clothes, sick clothes.

00:05:14.000 Here's lyrics for the song.

00:05:16.000 Oh, great.

00:05:17.000 Shit clothes.

00:05:18.000 Shit clothes.

00:05:18.000 Spent all my money on shit clothes on the noise man from Dublin.

00:05:21.000 Nothing in my mouth here.

00:05:22.000 Nothing in Ryan's mouth.

00:05:23.000 We got him snapping a roof slate.

00:05:27.000 Speaking of strange-looking Asian people, is this real? 1.00

00:05:31.000 Go to 1-3.

00:05:32.000 This guy got Asian eyes? 0.95

00:05:34.000 What?

00:05:36.000 What's happening here?

00:05:38.000 Asian eyes.

00:05:40.000 Watching you.

00:05:42.000 Do not get plastic surgery in an attempt to pass as Asian. 0.99

00:05:45.000 It will not work.

00:05:48.000 I feel like I would have heard of this elsewhere, you know?

00:05:51.000 Like, remember the gay dude who lived in Korea for a year and wanted to look like that K-pop look? 0.99

00:05:57.000 And he ends up looking like a weird gay fish woman? 1.00

00:06:02.000 Yeah.

00:06:04.000 So I don't think that's real.

00:06:08.000 It's Mike Myers.

00:06:13.000 Speaking of fantastic things in the world, I discovered some new sprinkles.

00:06:18.000 This chick, random Canadian chick, does small town open mics, Toronto, Kingston, Kitchener, Waterloo. 0.81

00:06:27.000 And she's got it.

00:06:29.000 Now, the audio is not great here, so you may have to watch it more than once.

00:06:34.000 But she's just fucking. 1.00

00:06:36.000 She makes me a little homesick, too.

00:06:38.000 She's got this hoser vibe. 1.00

00:06:40.000 It was December 26th, day after Christmas.

00:06:42.000 You guys heard of it, right?

00:06:44.000 The first guy that walked in looked exactly like Jesus.

00:06:48.000 Just decked out all white.

00:06:49.000 He's putting his hair and his beard.

00:06:50.000 I'm like, okay, this guy's asking for everything.

00:06:56.000 So I was like, happy belated.

00:06:59.000 He did not laugh, so thanks.

00:07:07.000 She tried to explain it to him.

00:07:08.000 I'm like, you'll be like, Jesus, it's Christmas.

00:07:14.000 She's like, actually, I'm Jewish.

00:07:16.000 I'm like, I know, I read the book.

00:07:22.000 I don't know.

00:07:23.000 That's enough of that.

00:07:24.000 She talks later on about how when she was a bartender, she would just pretend to check ID.

00:07:28.000 She'd just look at it, zone out, and hand it back.

00:07:30.000 She goes, I'm not doing math.

00:07:31.000 I work at a fucking bar.

00:07:34.000 But did you hear everything she said?

00:07:35.000 Yeah.

00:07:36.000 December 26th, happy belated.

00:07:38.000 That's great.

00:07:39.000 She's good.

00:07:40.000 And then you find the sprinkles in the weirdest places.

00:07:44.000 Here's a government Twitter account about hiking safety, parks and rec, whatever.

00:07:50.000 And it's good.

00:07:53.000 Washington State Department of Natural Resources.

00:07:56.000 These poor people house Seattle and Tacoma. 1.00

00:08:02.000 But they're pretty fucking funny.

00:08:04.000 Look, I'm begging you all to remember that a Venti PSL isn't adequate hydration on the trail.

00:08:10.000 Then show the thread.

00:08:17.000 And no, neither are two Venti PSLs.

00:08:22.000 Things made mostly from water and are therefore good for hydration takes us down a horrifying path pretty quickly.

00:08:28.000 Keep going, though.

00:08:32.000 Wait, there's a picture.

00:08:33.000 I guess I should have the actual tweets ready, but I was so confident that all their tweets are good.

00:08:37.000 Okay, go back to their main thing because now we're looking at all their responses.

00:08:41.000 Remember the fantasy football and tsunami evacuation both start with a strong run game.

00:08:48.000 For those of us who walked the mile in high school gym class, don't worry, we have you covered.

00:08:52.000 You can find tsunami evacuation.

00:08:55.000 Tahoma appearing to vent but then saying, no, it's just a cloud.

00:08:58.000 I'm fine, is such a classic passive-aggressive Pacific Northwest move.

00:09:07.000 Damn.

00:09:08.000 Mud debris thing.

00:09:09.000 So some of them are serious.

00:09:10.000 Keep going.

00:09:13.000 Yeah, serious.

00:09:15.000 Boring.

00:09:17.000 Hascadius abductions.

00:09:22.000 That is retarded. 1.00

00:09:23.000 What the fuck?

00:09:24.000 Damn.

00:09:24.000 You know who's not witty on Twitter?

00:09:27.000 Fucking wing stop.

00:09:28.000 I think they got hacked.

00:09:29.000 It just says fuck.

00:09:32.000 And then the one before it just says wings.

00:09:36.000 Wings.

00:09:37.000 Wings, fuck. 0.98

00:09:38.000 Maybe it's Canadian. 0.98

00:09:39.000 It could be.

00:09:40.000 Yeah, fucking wings.

00:09:41.000 Fuck.

00:09:42.000 And then that chick we had yesterday, people said I should know who she is.

00:09:46.000 Her name's Emily Wilson.

00:09:48.000 She wants to be on the show.

00:09:49.000 Really?

00:09:50.000 Yeah, Josh knows her.

00:09:52.000 Does she want to be on the show called The Rest of My Life After My Wife Vanishes in a Mysterious Car? 1.00

00:09:57.000 I have her number.

00:09:57.000 Do you want to just give her a shot right now?

00:10:00.000 Yeah, okay.

00:10:01.000 Give it a shot.

00:10:02.000 See, this is what the show's all about, okay?

00:10:04.000 We make magic happen.

00:10:07.000 Like bounce-chick-a-wow-wow type of magic.

00:10:10.000 I spent all my money on shit clothes.

00:10:16.000 Martin Brothers.

00:10:17.000 Shit clothes.

00:10:18.000 Oh, you're wearing a kilt.

00:10:19.000 Wow.

00:10:20.000 Why?

00:10:25.000 This is the first time reaching out, so she might not pick up the phone.

00:10:28.000 Strangers don't pick up the phones.

00:10:30.000 But then she's like, hi again.

00:10:31.000 I missed you.

00:10:32.000 And I'm like, oh, we're on the show.

00:10:33.000 Hey, I got monkeypox from you.

00:10:36.000 Hi, my ass still hurts.

00:10:38.000 Can you call back later?

00:10:39.000 I'll keep trying.

00:10:40.000 Text her.

00:10:42.000 But yeah, she's real smart and pretty and I wouldn't say funny. 1.00

00:10:46.000 But go to that one TikTok.

00:10:49.000 By the way.

00:10:51.000 Go ahead.

00:10:52.000 You know my favorite part about people who talk about their sexuality and who they sleep with and pronouns and all these things?

00:11:00.000 It's that you're quite literally admitting immediately that you have no redeeming qualities about yourself.

00:11:07.000 And quite literally, there's nothing interesting about you to the point where you actually know that.

00:11:14.000 So you have to overcompensate with something that should be completely fucking irrelevant across the board in any given conversation or situation.

00:11:23.000 Yeah.

00:11:24.000 Am I wrong?

00:11:25.000 I've said that a few times.

00:11:26.000 Like imagine you, Matt, keep it all heterosexual.

00:11:29.000 Let's keep everything heterosexual just for fun today. 0.97

00:11:32.000 Like Drag Queen Story Hour, strip her story hour. 1.00

00:11:35.000 We're against sexual story hours.

00:11:37.000 Don't worry about the gay part. 0.99

00:11:40.000 Participating in this activity could result in you and others getting hurt.

00:11:44.000 What?

00:11:44.000 The activity of you not disclosing your sexual proclivities immediately?

00:11:50.000 That could lead to you getting hurt?

00:11:52.000 Is that hilarious or what?

00:11:53.000 Yeah, that's bizarre.

00:11:54.000 Wow.

00:11:55.000 So it's like going up to someone and say you only did anal sex.

00:11:58.000 You had this paranoia of vaginas. 1.00

00:12:00.000 You're gay, by the way, if that is you. 0.97

00:12:02.000 But you just go up to people, hi, my name's Gavin.

00:12:04.000 Yeah, only do anal.

00:12:05.000 Yeah.

00:12:06.000 My wife hates it. 0.99

00:12:08.000 But, you know, that's the only way I can fuck.

00:12:11.000 I guess if you're Blair White's boyfriend, that's kind of what you're saying.

00:12:16.000 You only do anal.

00:12:18.000 I mean, that's true of all gays. 0.98

00:12:20.000 And if someone did that, you'd go, you're gross and weird, and I don't want to hear from you anymore.

00:12:26.000 Yet that's what the whole gender bullshit trans thing is. 1.00

00:12:30.000 I have depraved sexual habits.

00:12:33.000 Anyway, do you want to get some pizza?

00:12:37.000 Here's an interesting phenomenon my friend Big John told me about.

00:12:41.000 I was talking about this phenomenon where you read something in the newspaper about your hometown or your favorite band, something you're an expert on, and you go, this is about 88% wrong.

00:13:00.000 And he goes, Yeah.

00:13:01.000 Well, there's an extension of that, and it's called Gel Man Amnesia, where you read that about your hometown, and then you flip the page and you start reading an article about trans or Trump or anything else, and you forget how incompetent the journalists were when you knew more than them.

00:13:22.000 And you go right back to a clean slate and accept all the bullshit that they're telling you.

00:13:26.000 And this is especially true in 2022, when media has never been more inept.

00:13:31.000 Like with Biden, they go, he created 9 million jobs and unemployment is down to 3.5%, the lowest in 50 years.

00:13:42.000 That's just a lie.

00:13:44.000 That's propaganda.

00:13:45.000 The left-wing media is spreading DNC propaganda.

00:13:49.000 Yes, the unemployment rate is 3.5%.

00:13:52.000 Trump dragged it down, right, to 3.5%.

00:13:57.000 We had the pandemic.

00:13:59.000 Unemployment went up, obviously.

00:14:01.000 And now people are going back to work.

00:14:03.000 It's back down to Trump's record low.

00:14:05.000 Similarly, what are you doing with your fucking hair over there?

00:14:10.000 Getting it out of my face.

00:14:11.000 Look at that.

00:14:14.000 Similarly, he created 9 million jobs.

00:14:19.000 We lost a ton with the pandemic, and now they're back up to Trump highs.

00:14:24.000 So Biden is literally stealing Trump's unemployment and jobs figures and calling them his own.

00:14:31.000 And journalists are going, yep, fucking Trumpers.

00:14:34.000 They can't even recognize that.

00:14:39.000 So go to Gell-Mann Amnesia again.

00:14:45.000 It was coined by, I think his name is Michael Crichton.

00:14:48.000 He did West World.

00:14:49.000 That's why that picture is there.

00:14:51.000 Briefly stated, the Gell-Mann amnesia effect is as follows.

00:14:55.000 You open the newspaper, an article, some subject you know well.

00:14:57.000 In Murray's case, physics, in mind, show business.

00:15:03.000 1-1002.

00:15:04.000 Can you blow that up a bit?

00:15:05.000 That's the guy there with the skull.

00:15:07.000 He did Jurassic World, that guy, the guy who came up with this.

00:15:11.000 All the Jurassic Park books.

00:15:12.000 He kind of invented the idea of like high-tech sci-fi thrillers.

00:15:17.000 You read the article and see the journalist has absolutely no understanding of either the facts or the issues.

00:15:21.000 Often the article is so wrong, it actually presents the story backwards, reversing cause and effect.

00:15:27.000 I call these wet streets cause rain stories.

00:15:30.000 Papers full of them.

00:15:31.000 In any case, you read with exasperation or amusement the multiple errors in a story and then turn the page to national or international affairs and read as if the rest of the newspaper was somehow more accurate about Palestine and the baloney you just read.

00:15:45.000 You turn the page and forget what you know.

00:15:49.000 So true.

00:15:51.000 And I think a big problem is the way we sort of plow through life now with our minds made up and everything settled.

00:15:59.000 The science is settled, right?

00:16:02.000 Half the country's insane.

00:16:03.000 I'm smart.

00:16:04.000 Jon Stewart has accepted Ukraine.

00:16:07.000 All Hollywood bigwigs, all the elites have accepted the narrative on Ukraine.

00:16:11.000 It's a wonderful place.

00:16:13.000 It's mining its own beeswax and the evil Putin, the Russian asshole, shows up and decides to just smite it.

00:16:21.000 I don't believe you.

00:16:23.000 And by the way, the people you're sending money to are not Nazi-esque like Anthony Coome and Gavin McInnes, but literal Nazis.

00:16:34.000 And so I just love this story.

00:16:36.000 Oh, God.

00:16:37.000 How sick are you of Jon Stewart's t-shirts?

00:16:41.000 This blue collar look.

00:16:43.000 He's an Upper West Side multi-millionaire Jew bag named Leibowitz. 0.90

00:16:50.000 Okay, we just had a power shutdown.

00:16:53.000 Everything went to blizzack. 0.65

00:16:55.000 I think we're up now.

00:16:57.000 Yeah.

00:16:58.000 Was that the FBI?

00:17:02.000 I can't remember where I was.

00:17:04.000 I was talking about Jon Stewart, his pathetic working-class look. 1.00

00:17:09.000 And yeah, that guy in the middle.

00:17:11.000 Oh, yeah.

00:17:12.000 So everyone's behind Ukraine. 0.97

00:17:14.000 And they go, well, you realize that some of them are Nazis.

00:17:18.000 And instead of them going, these are the people who throw the word Nazi around to mean anyone who doesn't have 50 pronouns, anyone who supports Trump.

00:17:26.000 They're all Nazis. 0.89

00:17:27.000 Punch a Nazi means punch a Republican, punch a conservative. 0.66

00:17:30.000 So they're very, very touchy about the word.

00:17:33.000 And then when guys are actually Nazis, like they Zeke Heil, they have swastika tattoos, they go, well, it's complicated.

00:17:40.000 In other words, they don't believe any of this shit they're saying.

00:17:44.000 Like the whole thing with Libs of TikTok, where she exposed them for offering hysterectomies and vaginoplasty and phalloplasty, basically giving you fake genitals for children under 18. 0.89

00:17:58.000 And all she did was show the parts of their website that say that.

00:18:02.000 The takeaway the media did is they're getting bomb threats.

00:18:06.000 So Libs of TikTok and the right go, wait, we never asked for that.

00:18:11.000 I tell you what, we are going to offer a $22,000 reward for anyone who can help us find the source of these bomb threats.

00:18:20.000 And Libs calls, Libs of TikTok calls all the journalists who were bitching about the bomb threats and goes, make sure in your story, you include the fact that there's a reward now for finding this guy.

00:18:30.000 None of them even responded to her because they don't give a fuck about the bomb threats.

00:18:35.000 They are Bolsheviks and all Bolsheviks care about is winning. 0.99

00:18:38.000 That's why there's so much propaganda, so many lies, so much hypocrisy.

00:18:42.000 That's why they call you a Nazi.

00:18:43.000 But when they meet a Nazi, they literally give him an award if it suits their narrative. 0.58

00:18:50.000 So this guy is a member of the famous Nazi battalion, Azov.

00:18:56.000 And Jon Stewart met him in Disneyland.

00:18:58.000 You can scroll down any minute now.

00:19:02.000 And there he is with the black son.

00:19:07.000 What is he doing in the hospital with a bunch of toys?

00:19:11.000 The fuck is that?

00:19:12.000 Imagine he can't move and his friends want to make him look like a fag. 0.99

00:19:15.000 So they just put stuff in him a little bit.

00:19:16.000 Yeah, he's like, stop it.

00:19:19.000 Get the fucking Mickey Mouse out of my arms. 1.00

00:19:23.000 And they're all like, ha ha, dusknianska blakilov.

00:19:28.000 Yeah, that thing on his elbow Is the Black Sun was made by the SS? 0.93

00:19:33.000 I forget the name of the particular Nazi officer, but it was meant to replace the swastika or be as important as.

00:19:40.000 Funny how they cover that up with a cast.

00:19:41.000 Yeah, he's got a cast on that part.

00:19:44.000 I'm so fucking over Ukraine seeing Ben Stiller standing next to Zelensky.

00:19:51.000 So powerfully gay.

00:19:54.000 I wonder how the execs and the shareholders at Disney feel about their company being flushed down the toilet by what is likely a minority of shrill lefties who are wokeifying their whole brand.

00:20:08.000 Anyway, that was fun.

00:20:10.000 And finally, in What the Fuck News.

00:20:17.000 No, there's two more stories here, but this story freaked me out.

00:20:21.000 We made an embryo without sperm or egg.

00:20:24.000 Now, I think this picture might be deceiving.

00:20:28.000 I think the picture you see is of a young human embryo, and they're just using that to illustrate the story.

00:20:35.000 But the synthetic embryo they made would look different than that.

00:20:39.000 It probably is just a weird little blob.

00:20:43.000 By inducing the expression of a particular set of genes and establishing a unique environment for their interactions, the researchers were able to get the stem cells, these are mouse and human stem cells, to talk to each other.

00:20:55.000 The stem cells self-organized into structures that progressed through the successive development stages until they had beating hearts and the foundations of the brain, as well as the yolk sac where the embryo develops and gets nutrients from in its first weeks.

00:21:12.000 Dude, compare that to that, what was it, a calf embryo?

00:21:17.000 I mean, a calf fetus?

00:21:19.000 No, a calf womb? 0.96

00:21:22.000 That thing we made?

00:21:22.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, the cows.

00:21:23.000 For a preemie calf where it can be in this sort of a bag even shortly after conception, and then they keep it alive that way.

00:21:34.000 We're getting damn close to creating things.

00:21:36.000 You know, Alex Jones called this a long time ago.

00:21:40.000 Alex Jones said that we'd be doing these embryos.

00:21:43.000 He said that we're making human-animal hybrids, chimeras.

00:21:50.000 What are you wearing, Elvis?

00:21:52.000 I'm wearing a kilt and a tank top.

00:21:56.000 And what are you wearing on your feet?

00:22:00.000 They're croc sandals.

00:22:02.000 Well, why don't you switch to camera croc sandals, a kilt with a sporn, and a tank top?

00:22:10.000 Like, you know what?

00:22:11.000 You're like a fish that got its first wish to become a human, and you don't know what you're doing here on Earth.

00:22:23.000 Elvis is more insulted by that than the fat pig years that everyone makes fun of and him dying on the toilet.

00:22:34.000 And then last story, before we start the show, this dude.

00:22:39.000 This is intense.

00:22:41.000 I feel terrible for feeling this, but when I read the story, I went, good.

00:22:49.000 So this guy has an affair, or at least he cheats on his wife at least once, where he fucks some perfectly plump, semi-Asian looking woman.

00:23:00.000 And the journalist, so that's him on the left with the big eyes.

00:23:04.000 He looks like a, he's from Toy Story.

00:23:07.000 And then the other dude, the bald dude, looks like a little kid who is a man.

00:23:11.000 So you have Tom Hanks in Toy Story and Tom Hanks in big.

00:23:16.000 And the dude with the mustache caught this guy boning one of his employees or co-workers, and he made it public.

00:23:26.000 And so it's looking a lot like the bald guy killed the journalist for being a snitch.

00:23:30.000 So there she is getting...

00:23:35.000 That's my cup of tea right there.

00:23:37.000 So she's getting out of the car, and she's pulling her skirt back down if you go up a bit. 1.00

00:23:43.000 No, that's down.

00:23:45.000 You see her just getting out there? 0.98

00:23:50.000 Okay, what are you doing?

00:23:52.000 Yep.

00:23:53.000 You're bothering me.

00:23:55.000 Keep going down.

00:23:56.000 Maybe there's some video.

00:23:57.000 There's the videos up there.

00:24:02.000 Secret radio shows Clark.

00:24:05.000 I guess one of the reasons I was like, good, because I don't want journalists reporting on infidelity.

00:24:12.000 Even the Bill Clinton thing with Monica Lewinsky, I didn't care.

00:24:16.000 This guy's running the free world.

00:24:18.000 He wants to put a cigar in a girl's cunt. 1.00

00:24:20.000 It's between him and his wife.

00:24:23.000 I don't know.

00:24:23.000 That became international news.

00:24:25.000 And it's still what everyone thinks of when they look at Bill Clinton.

00:24:27.000 But it's like the Louis C.K. thing, too.

00:24:30.000 I don't care if he beats off.

00:24:31.000 If it's consensual, I don't care.

00:24:33.000 These are two consensual adults fucking up their lives.

00:24:38.000 So.

00:24:40.000 Come on, honey. 1.00

00:24:40.000 Get out of the car. 1.00

00:24:41.000 Car's not shaking much.

00:24:47.000 Here we go.

00:24:48.000 Getting juicy.

00:24:50.000 oh Oh, my.

00:25:01.000 So, a snitch got some stitches. 0.99

00:25:03.000 All right, let's start the show, which means...

00:25:11.000 It goes there.

00:25:13.000 No, there.

00:25:14.000 So it comes this way, right?

00:25:15.000 Yes.

00:25:16.000 So one of these arrows is misleading.

00:25:24.000 Let's start the show!

00:25:34.000 Oh, we're going to black again. 1.00

00:25:36.000 I think we should shorten these interstitials.

00:25:39.000 Okay.

00:25:39.000 So here, play the LGBTQ one, and then I'll tell you when to stop.

00:25:44.000 Ready?

00:25:45.000 LGBTQ, first subject of the day.

00:25:47.000 All right.

00:25:48.000 I got an idea for how to make it work.

00:25:50.000 Okay, here we go.

00:25:51.000 Why are you?

00:25:52.000 I felt ugly.

00:25:53.000 I felt gay.

00:25:54.000 And then we fell in love.

00:25:58.000 Stop it at Trump.

00:26:00.000 And it could still be, it comes back to you and it fades out low, like a bed.

00:26:04.000 Sure.

00:26:06.000 So, you know, researching tranny stuff is like researching kiddie porn stuff. 0.97

00:26:11.000 It's not fun.

00:26:13.000 You don't enjoy it.

00:26:14.000 But my job is to do the dirty work for you.

00:26:17.000 So I did some dirty work on this whole Kiwi Farms thing.

00:26:20.000 Have you heard about this?

00:26:21.000 I've heard about it.

00:26:21.000 This Canadian trans guy who thinks he's a chick, Kafalls.

00:26:27.000 He goes to, leaves Canada, goes to Ireland.

00:26:30.000 I don't know how you're allowed to just go to Ireland.

00:26:32.000 It's not hard.

00:26:33.000 It's not easy to immigrate to these countries.

00:26:35.000 But maybe click play.

00:26:36.000 Let's see what's going on.

00:26:40.000 What's going on with SecOps today?

00:26:42.000 I don't know what's going on with Keffels.

00:26:44.000 I know a couple of guys that are actually very involved in this.

00:26:46.000 Oh, really?

00:26:48.000 It's really a Gen X kind of a topic.

00:26:51.000 Yeah, but I don't even know much about it.

00:26:53.000 So from what I gather, if you look up Kiwi Farms, it's like, oh, here, turn it up.

00:27:00.000 I went out into the hallway.

00:27:01.000 They told me to put my hands up.

00:27:03.000 Honestly, in that moment, I thought I was going to die.

00:27:06.000 I screamed like as soon as I saw the gun.

00:27:08.000 Clara Sorrenti recounts how online trolls called in a fake emergency sending armed police to her home in Canada, a tactic known as swatting.

00:27:17.000 Over the past month, she's been targeted, harassed, and stalked around the globe.

00:27:21.000 I'm so exhausted of having to constantly run.

00:27:25.000 Sorrenti is a trans activist and streamer on Twitch, a platform hugely popular among video gamers.

00:27:31.000 Hello.

00:27:32.000 Earlier this year, when Sorrenti began using the platform to talk about trans rights, she caught the attention of Kiwi Farms, a notorious online form that has been used to organize transphobic harassment campaigns.

00:27:44.000 The first thing that they did was find the obituary for my dead father and use it to find his memorialized Facebook page.

00:27:53.000 They were able to find a picture of my dad on the front porch of my childhood home and from that use Google Maps and figure out where that was located.

00:28:02.000 After Sorrenti's home in Ontario was swatted, she moved to a nearby hotel, but her harassers tracked her down there, remarkably using this photo of her cat on her hotel bed.

00:28:14.000 They were able to cross-reference what they saw on the bed sheets with every other hotel in the city until they found out that the specific bed sheet only had a pattern in this one hotel.

00:28:25.000 Why'd you post the picture of your cat if you're on the lamb?

00:28:31.000 Anyway, so you'll notice that speaking of shitty journalists, he just takes her side of it and is just doing PR for her.

00:28:39.000 Any half-decent journalist hears about this story and goes, okay, what are the two sides?

00:28:43.000 And the two sides are her side, which is, I'm just a Twitcher, I'm just trans. 0.54

00:28:48.000 I'm just living my life.

00:28:49.000 And by the way, sometimes I advocate for young people getting HRT, hormone replacement therapy.

00:28:56.000 And there's a bunch of these trannies who think they're being heroic by sneaking kids via the mail HRT against their parents' wishes. 1.00

00:29:06.000 They seem to be this chick, Kafalls, and then this other dude, what's his name?

00:29:12.000 Eli Elric.

00:29:14.000 And it's hard to tell who's an advocate and who literally does it.

00:29:18.000 And then this other chick, Alejandra, who's a dude.

00:29:23.000 And so Kiwi Farm starts out as the evil place that doxes people.

00:29:28.000 There's Eli there.

00:29:31.000 And then you realize, wait, they're not just randomly doxing trannies. 0.99

00:29:36.000 That's that Eli dude talking about how he wants to.

00:29:39.000 Blow that up.

00:29:43.000 Eli deleted the original Instagram post, but it is now bragging that we're helping to advertise the illegal drug running operation, which is confirmation that the conspiracy to commit federal crimes is still ongoing.

00:29:52.000 Lots of great evidence, all helpfully provided by Eli personally.

00:29:57.000 So Kiwi Farms is not randomly stalking trannies and saying kill them.

00:30:01.000 It's saying this asshole is trying to get hormone replacement.

00:30:06.000 Incredibly damaging chemicals, by the way.

00:30:09.000 Permanently infertile.

00:30:10.000 As Matt Walsh points out, these are the drugs they used to use to chemically castrate pedophiles.

00:30:17.000 I don't think little kids should have that.

00:30:19.000 There was a hashtag D-TransitionKeffels, and it was trending.

00:30:26.000 And I know somebody also who is helping get Kiwi Farms back up.

00:30:32.000 Yeah, it should be up.

00:30:33.000 I want these people monitored.

00:30:35.000 They are disproportionately involved in nefarious activities with young people.

00:30:40.000 Oh, so you're calling us to be executed.

00:30:42.000 You're literally calling for us to be killed.

00:30:46.000 You act weird.

00:30:47.000 You have Drag Queen Story Hour.

00:30:49.000 You talk about sending kids hormones.

00:30:51.000 We are suspicious of that.

00:30:52.000 We want to monitor you.

00:30:53.000 That means we want you to die.

00:30:55.000 So unless you can be roaming the countryside doing whatever you want with little kids without being questioned about it, then we want you dead.

00:31:04.000 No, that's not how it works.

00:31:06.000 I'm sick of this above-the-law shit.

00:31:09.000 You know, I was saying this about black people.

00:31:12.000 In the past 24 hours, I've gone from seeing BBBs, blacks behaving badly, and going, Jesus fucking Christ, we're living in a society. 1.00

00:31:20.000 And now I'm jealous.

00:31:24.000 I sent you a couple after my notes where I was like, I want to do that.

00:31:29.000 Like, if my fries are cold at McDonald's and I get in the car and they're cold, I go, oh, man, that sucks.

00:31:36.000 These fries are no good.

00:31:38.000 And then I drive home and I don't eat my cold fries.

00:31:40.000 I would like to be able to just go back into McDonald's, destroy it, throw straws everywhere, and punch out three of the people that work there, and then drive home with zero risk of bail.

00:31:51.000 There was just a thing the other day.

00:31:53.000 These four black teenagers were smashing, doing smashing grabs in Yonkers and the Bronx. 1.00

00:32:01.000 And Yonkers police, Bronx Police, well, Bronx Police are MIPD, chase them all the way up into Westchester.

00:32:08.000 Then they jump out of the cart.

00:32:11.000 Two of them escape.

00:32:12.000 Two of them get caught.

00:32:13.000 No bail, no jail.

00:32:15.000 And I'm like, I want to do that.

00:32:16.000 No bail, no jail in Yonks and the Bronx.

00:32:18.000 I want to smash some jewelry stores and get some gold.

00:32:21.000 I just want to smash the subscribe.

00:32:23.000 I can't even get away with that shit.

00:32:25.000 Yeah.

00:32:26.000 And I said to my fellow baseball dads, I'm like, how about we do this?

00:32:30.000 And he's like, well, we'll get life in prison like January 6th.

00:32:33.000 But, like, this bitch with her stupid wig on is really annoying me. 1.00

00:32:38.000 Imagine you go to jail for cultural appropriation.

00:32:41.000 That'd be so piquant.

00:32:43.000 Look.

00:32:44.000 And then she smashes a wine bottle. 0.64

00:32:47.000 I've had enough of this bitch. 1.00

00:32:48.000 She's really getting on my nerves and she's loud. 1.00

00:32:51.000 I just came here to get gas.

00:32:54.000 What do black people get to do? 1.00

00:32:58.000 Harry?

00:32:59.000 What's in the water?

00:33:03.000 I mean, you talk about white privilege?

00:33:05.000 I think it's pretty privileged-y to just go, well, you shut the fuck up.

00:33:09.000 That's like the Louis C.K. bit.

00:33:12.000 Shut up, Barbara. 1.00

00:33:14.000 He said your name is not Barbara.

00:33:16.000 He said, if murder was, yeah, but it is Barbara. 0.71

00:33:19.000 It's spelled A-H-3-X-4-um-lut-sircon-flax.

00:33:24.000 But, yeah, he said if murder...

00:33:31.000 Illegal, because if it wasn't, we'd be doing it all the time.

00:33:33.000 Well, it's not illegal in the hood.

00:33:35.000 I think they solve something like 15% of gun crimes.

00:33:39.000 Shut up, Janet. 1.00

00:33:42.000 We just saw shut up, Janet. 1.00

00:33:45.000 Or go to the other one.

00:33:47.000 I want to do this and get away with it.

00:33:50.000 Boom.

00:33:51.000 Oh, that's one of my fucking.

00:33:53.000 This is on my bucket list.

00:33:54.000 To go to a Home Depot and take a bunch of hammers in a shopping cart and just go to like the glass area.

00:34:00.000 Smash everything.

00:34:01.000 Smash all the subscribers.

00:34:02.000 Now, this isn't a perfect example what we're talking about because judging by his hands, I think this guy's on the old spectrum.

00:34:07.000 Ah.

00:34:08.000 Spectrometer is going off.

00:34:10.000 He's dressed like Steve Urkel.

00:34:12.000 Did I do that?

00:34:14.000 You sure did.

00:34:16.000 Did I do that?

00:34:17.000 Bye-bye.

00:34:18.000 Bye-bye.

00:34:19.000 Home to mommy.

00:34:22.000 Can you just tackle him?

00:34:23.000 Oh, shit.

00:34:24.000 I don't think you're allowed to put music like this to this.

00:34:27.000 This is the monkey song in Jungle Book.

00:34:30.000 Oh, really?

00:34:31.000 Yes.

00:34:32.000 King Louis.

00:34:33.000 Your education does come in handy, Sam.

00:34:35.000 It sure does.

00:34:36.000 Education.

00:34:42.000 Yeah.

00:34:43.000 All right, I think we're ready for this green screen.

00:34:44.000 I have a very weird green screen for you today.

00:34:47.000 It's not a video, it's a photograph.

00:34:50.000 Look at this photograph.

00:34:53.000 Yes, we shall, we will, and we are.

00:34:55.000 I mean, you saw green screens coming.

00:34:57.000 Who cares?

00:35:05.000 One, everybody!

00:35:06.000 All right.

00:35:10.000 All right.

00:35:11.000 I saw this driving around the other day.

00:35:15.000 Oh, why am I wearing green?

00:35:16.000 That's so stupid.

00:35:18.000 Oh, that's why this jacket looks blue.

00:35:20.000 Because this jacket's green, that's what I'm wearing right now.

00:35:24.000 You must have tweaked it for the green screen.

00:35:25.000 Is that why?

00:35:27.000 No, it's not why.

00:35:28.000 No.

00:35:29.000 The colors are just weird.

00:35:31.000 Pull up the picture I sent you.

00:35:32.000 Okay.

00:35:33.000 So this is at a parking lot just north of the Bronx.

00:35:39.000 And it doesn't mean anything, right?

00:35:41.000 It's the very talented cartoonist.

00:35:43.000 He can do faces real good.

00:35:45.000 Kind of reminds me of that kangaroo girl chick, remember? 1.00

00:35:48.000 Jamie, what's his name?

00:35:50.000 Remember the punky kind of chick? 0.96

00:35:53.000 Australian comic?

00:35:55.000 Oh, yes.

00:35:57.000 Oh, fuck.

00:35:58.000 I think the guy who does gorillas ended up doing, what was her name? 0.88

00:36:01.000 Kangaroo Girl? 0.98

00:36:03.000 See if you can dig that up.

00:36:05.000 But the art has a similar level of talent, which is, I would say, this is the top of your game as far as doing aesthetically pleasing, realistic, cartoony stuff.

00:36:18.000 But that's not what I'm talking about.

00:36:20.000 Is it Tank Girl?

00:36:21.000 Yeah, Tank Girl. 0.75

00:36:22.000 Pull up Tank Girl for a sec.

00:36:23.000 I don't know why.

00:36:26.000 I mean, they both have a sort of a Mad Max post-apocalyptic thing here going.

00:36:31.000 But what's important about this picture is this represents leftist utopia.

00:36:39.000 And sorry about the black guy.

00:36:41.000 Yeah, there she is. 1.00

00:36:43.000 Like a really, it's one of my favorite cartoonists.

00:36:45.000 I'm not into Tank Girl per se, but that guy can fucking draw.

00:36:49.000 That is the gorilla's guy, I'm pretty sure.

00:36:51.000 Looks just like it, yeah.

00:36:54.000 Anyway, sorry, go back to the picture.

00:36:56.000 So there's a lot of conceits that you have to take for granted when you look at a leftist utopia.

00:37:05.000 And let me explain what's happening in their universe.

00:37:08.000 Now, obviously, this artist is probably young.

00:37:09.000 He's probably like late 20s or something.

00:37:12.000 The woman who commissioned this is probably in her 50s, and they both have the same politics.

00:37:19.000 So I know this looks like it was done by a young artist, but it was okayed by an old liberal.

00:37:24.000 So we're talking about the entire liberal ethos here, right?

00:37:27.000 So here are the conceits.

00:37:31.000 America society as we have it now is irreparable.

00:37:36.000 It's a mess.

00:37:37.000 And the worst thing about modern America is it's racist.

00:37:42.000 But there's some hope.

00:37:44.000 I want to give you hope.

00:37:45.000 Don't get depressed.

00:37:46.000 We will have a total and utter nuclear superwar.

00:37:51.000 Like you have to wear goggles, apparently, in this universe.

00:37:54.000 So it's post-apocalyptic.

00:37:57.000 And look, this guy's got a tube coming out of his arm.

00:38:00.000 So medicine is like science and technology now.

00:38:04.000 Like this might be a complete robot arm, and he's diabetic and he has insulin pumped in.

00:38:09.000 So, you know, big corporate matrix kind of pharmaceutical companies keep us healthy.

00:38:15.000 This little wire to me is the same as getting 50 vaxes and booster shots.

00:38:21.000 Trust the science.

00:38:23.000 Trust doctors.

00:38:24.000 Trust Fauci.

00:38:26.000 So they like the idea of you being part cyber.

00:38:30.000 Rebirth, it says on his.

00:38:32.000 Yeah, rebirth.

00:38:34.000 So what has happened here is America has been obliterated.

00:38:39.000 Why?

00:38:40.000 Society has had to die in order to be reborn because society is racist.

00:38:47.000 And I know it's going to suck needing goggles and like needing a bandage on your head and all this shit.

00:38:54.000 I know that's going to suck, but we will have achieved unity.

00:38:58.000 There'll be a white kid, An Asian girl, an ethnically ambiguous, maybe Latinx, and a black kid.

00:39:06.000 All, by the way, partly racially mixed, too.

00:39:10.000 They all have a bit of a mochaccino to them.

00:39:13.000 And we'll be living in this Mad Max world where we won't have resources.

00:39:18.000 Like, it doesn't look like there's any sort of plant life in this world, but we have the most important thing.

00:39:27.000 Unity.

00:39:28.000 We have diversity.

00:39:29.000 All the different races will be able to thrive totally equally in the new America, which is basically like Burning Man.

00:39:37.000 And the bizarre thing about that is, first of all, your conceit's insane that all of America, first of all, America's not racist.

00:39:45.000 So that's just a dumb lie.

00:39:47.000 But secondly, the only way to fix this alleged problem is to obliterate America.

00:39:54.000 No, we're not doing that.

00:39:55.000 Hey, did you have the LGBT screen behind me when I was doing the LGBT stuff?

00:40:01.000 No.

00:40:02.000 I'm sorry.

00:40:05.000 So what I'm really getting out of this is I'm excited to obliterate America.

00:40:13.000 It's just a fact that America's racist.

00:40:16.000 And it's a fact that it's good to destroy it.

00:40:19.000 But the good news is we will rise like a phoenix from the flames where this non-racist America that has nothing else going for it, by the way, doesn't have air, doesn't have water, you need all kinds of nutrients pumped in from Pfizer.

00:40:33.000 You have to wear chest plates to avoid getting shot, I guess, by racist mercenaries that want to go back to the old ways.

00:40:41.000 And the craziest thing about this picture is, despite the mistakes about racism and despite the fact that they make diversity the most important thing in the universe, the reason that America must be destroyed, and the best thing about the new rebuilding, is that this is seen as a fun, happy thing.

00:40:59.000 Now, I'm sure a simpleton who works for the city just goes, unity, I love it.

00:41:04.000 And it's kid-friendly and there's a bunch of different minorities there all getting together.

00:41:09.000 Peace and love, man.

00:41:10.000 Sounds cool.

00:41:11.000 And then their brain shuts off.

00:41:12.000 That's the best case scenario, by the way.

00:41:14.000 The worst case scenario is that we've sort of not just normalized but beautified the idea of obliterating America.

00:41:25.000 You're so racist, you must be destroyed.

00:41:28.000 But the good news is racism will be gone when we live in Burning Man.

00:41:34.000 No, it's not.

00:41:37.000 No, you're not going to do that.

00:41:39.000 And no, your utopia wouldn't be a utopia.

00:41:42.000 It would be a retarded hell, kind of like South Africa, Zimbabwe. 1.00

00:41:46.000 This experiment has been tried before.

00:41:48.000 The Maoist Revolution, the French Revolution.

00:41:52.000 We've seen you try to obliterate what you see as an evil society and replace it with something much better.

00:41:58.000 And you always inevitably replace it with something much worse.

00:42:02.000 This mural is fucking dark.

00:42:06.000 It's macabre.

00:42:07.000 It's twisted.

00:42:08.000 It's evil.

00:42:09.000 And it really shows you the inside of a liberal's brain.

00:42:27.000 I think my least favorite thing was the tube in the kid's arm.

00:42:31.000 No, it's too late for gays now. 1.00

00:42:34.000 We're done.

00:42:35.000 The green screen wasn't gay. 0.98

00:42:37.000 The green screen was racism.

00:42:39.000 Or at least a segue to racism.

00:42:41.000 So let's do racism.

00:42:43.000 And I'm going to stop you when it's been too long, just like the gay shit. 1.00

00:42:48.000 Okay, stopping gay, stopping race. 0.98

00:42:50.000 On your cue, and we are going to engage now, actually.

00:42:55.000 I'm a black female.

00:42:57.000 What other difference?

00:43:01.000 Black woman? 1.00

00:43:04.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:43:12.000 I had to keep that going.

00:43:13.000 Yes.

00:43:14.000 You need the drop.

00:43:14.000 I need the drop.

00:43:16.000 it segues to my first racist segment 2-6 uh where the emblem was Why the man body still right there?

00:43:30.000 The man ain't smoking right now.

00:43:30.000 Why the damn ambulance?

00:43:31.000 Fuck, black bedding.

00:43:35.000 Bambalum.

00:43:35.000 Hello, black bedding.

00:43:38.000 Backbeddy had a child.

00:43:40.000 The damn thing gone by.

00:43:44.000 This is kind of a new pet peeve of mine, by the way.

00:43:47.000 People filming their reactions to something.

00:43:50.000 You see it a lot in the black community where it'll be something important and intelligent going on on one half, and then some black woman next to her going. 0.96

00:44:02.000 I want to do that.

00:44:03.000 I was thinking about starting a TikTok because I'm not banned there yet.

00:44:07.000 And then just do that and not say anything ever.

00:44:09.000 Yeah, I think I'm going to do that.

00:44:10.000 Right?

00:44:10.000 I'm going to go to TikTok and have all kinds of smart people and great quotes and just have myself next to her going.

00:44:20.000 Yeah.

00:44:20.000 Or I guess I could record like a thousand reactions in one day and then just stick them to shit I like.

00:44:28.000 Look at this one.

00:44:28.000 This one's pathetic.

00:44:32.000 Today's hero of the day is Macho Man Randy Savage answering the question.

00:44:36.000 Dear dude, do you cry?

00:44:38.000 Okay, your middle name is Macho.

00:44:40.000 That's all he does.

00:44:41.000 And then at the end, he's like, wow.

00:44:43.000 Couldn't have said it better myself.

00:44:46.000 Like, you fucking worth it.

00:44:47.000 Go to the end, dude.

00:44:48.000 Let's see his reaction.

00:44:50.000 Get knocked down, take the standing eight count, get back up, and fight again.

00:44:54.000 And you're a single maniac.

00:44:58.000 He didn't even say that.

00:44:59.000 He didn't even say that.

00:45:00.000 My bad.

00:45:01.000 Yeah, you know what that's like?

00:45:02.000 Remember the viewing party we made fun of here where the two guys watched Star Wars?

00:45:07.000 Oh, wow.

00:45:07.000 And you're just watching two guys going.

00:45:09.000 I still remember that guy's stupid face.

00:45:15.000 Found that artist.

00:45:19.000 See, that's different, that one.

00:45:22.000 Because in that one, it could be bad.

00:45:24.000 Apes have taken over the world.

00:45:26.000 Well...

00:45:31.000 He's older than I thought.

00:45:34.000 Oh, he's age.

00:45:35.000 China.

00:45:36.000 Okay.

00:45:36.000 He's from China.

00:45:42.000 They probably said, you know, it's possible they said to him, You like doing these dystopian, horrific mad masks?

00:45:47.000 Yeah, they gave him the.

00:45:48.000 And then they go, Can you make one about diversity?

00:45:51.000 And so it could be a perfect storm.

00:45:54.000 Absolutely.

00:45:55.000 Where their dumb naivete and his cryptic art world ended up, because they don't have any sort of sense of analysis, ended up making a horrific apocalypse thing.

00:46:07.000 Like little kids who need goggles to see doesn't make me happy.

00:46:13.000 It makes me think of a war zone.

00:46:16.000 Food justice.

00:46:17.000 Zero hunger.

00:46:18.000 Zero hunger.

00:46:20.000 Food justice.

00:46:20.000 So what have you guys done?

00:46:22.000 Trade in some of your metal accoutrements.

00:46:24.000 Obliterate your city?

00:46:26.000 Look, there's smoke everywhere.

00:46:28.000 What's burning?

00:46:30.000 Not food.

00:46:31.000 Oh, I thought that was a funny Antifa thing.

00:46:36.000 Go to 3-7.

00:46:40.000 The riots, by the way, remember all that violence?

00:46:43.000 You know whose fault that is?

00:46:44.000 Is it BLM?

00:46:46.000 Is it Antifa?

00:46:48.000 It's the racist cops.

00:46:50.000 The vigilantes spurred on by Trump were responsible for the violence during the uprising.

00:46:57.000 But the cops who beat and arrested people peacefully protesting were responsible for the violence during the uprising.

00:47:03.000 It was an uprising, by the way.

00:47:07.000 So even when Antifa and BLM destroy the city, it's your fault because you did bad things that made them mad. 0.89

00:47:15.000 You know who else talks like that?

00:47:17.000 spoiled brats. 0.76

00:47:25.000 Speaking of BLM, I don't know.

00:47:28.000 Go to 3-0.

00:47:30.000 I almost didn't include this because is this news?

00:47:34.000 Some guy stole $10 million from BLM.

00:47:36.000 This story is like a week old.

00:47:37.000 I didn't put it in because who's surprised?

00:47:41.000 I mean, is it even stealing?

00:47:44.000 It's like the woman who bought the $4 million mansion with BLM money.

00:47:47.000 She goes, you gave me money because you felt guilty.

00:47:49.000 That was our deal.

00:47:50.000 I never said I was going to do anything about it.

00:47:51.000 I never said I was going to make Barteria where everyone could come and there'd be an organic farm and lessons and stuff.

00:47:58.000 I just said, give me money.

00:47:59.000 And you did.

00:48:01.000 How do you steal $10 million from something that has no direction?

00:48:05.000 He has a black life.

00:48:07.000 Yeah.

00:48:07.000 I mean, he matters.

00:48:10.000 And then another complete duh is 3-1.

00:48:15.000 This woman, she was, what, what was she playing? 0.81

00:48:22.000 A volleyball.

00:48:26.000 Come on, Negro. 1.00

00:48:28.000 Get that ball, nigger. 1.00

00:48:30.000 Get it.

00:48:32.000 Boss Hogg is at Duke running the woman's volleyball.

00:48:36.000 Initially made the allegation that her goddaughter was called the N-word despite not being at the game.

00:48:41.000 She's running for office in Fort Worth and has a history of racist tweets. 0.99

00:48:45.000 Yeah.

00:48:46.000 Racism is strongly encouraged in the black community, even by whites.

00:48:51.000 And in whites, even the smell of it is unacceptable.

00:48:56.000 You see this 3-2, gymnastics is white supremacy. 0.53

00:49:00.000 Here's a stretch.

00:49:06.000 play back really a lot Good for him.

00:49:19.000 Let me tell y'all the like white supremacy and playback really allows a child to feel so protected and safe that they can do quite remarkable shit like this.

00:49:30.000 So just to be clear here, the reason blacks can't do that is racism.

00:49:34.000 Yeah, gravity is racist.

00:49:35.000 Because I guess when they're up, high up, someone's going to shoot at them like target practice, like clay pigeons?

00:49:42.000 What?

00:49:42.000 So physics, or is it physics?

00:49:44.000 Is physics racist?

00:49:46.000 Physics allows whites to do. 0.99

00:49:47.000 You know how many people can do what that kid just did?

00:49:50.000 Probably about 13 in the world out of 8 billion, 7.8 billion.

00:49:56.000 It's not all about race.

00:49:57.000 We got a letter from a baby monster, by the way, who said the Drew Barrymore thing was they assumed she was backpacking, glomming onto this trend that's going on with black men frolicking. 0.96

00:50:12.000 So he goes, this is the explanation.

00:50:14.000 It's just as retarded as what you said, but this is basically what it is. 0.98

00:50:18.000 Look up frolicking?

00:50:21.000 How's that not?

00:50:23.000 White supremacy thing.

00:50:24.000 Yeah.

00:50:25.000 He's not.

00:50:25.000 He doesn't feel safe.

00:50:26.000 I guess.

00:50:27.000 I don't know why he feels so safe to do that.

00:50:28.000 That is pretty impressive.

00:50:34.000 Harley Mornstein was on the show, PK, and he was like, yeah, we were all 15 years old, and we had a black friend who just did standing black backflips.

00:50:41.000 Yeah.

00:50:42.000 And we're like, what the fuck?

00:50:43.000 My nine-year-old son, my nine-year-old son, my nine-year-old's best friend is black.

00:50:47.000 And I'm constantly, let's call him Larry.

00:50:50.000 I'm like, Larry, Larry, don't do that.

00:50:52.000 I don't like it when he does it.

00:50:53.000 He'll do it on cement.

00:50:54.000 He'll do it on the sidewalk.

00:50:56.000 He's nine.

00:50:58.000 I'm like, we can talk if you're near grass, but he just flips frontwards, backwards, ni problems, pal.

00:51:06.000 That's a good way to learn it there at the beach with that incline there.

00:51:09.000 Yeah.

00:51:10.000 He's 336 pounds.

00:51:12.000 When we were in high school, we tried to do backflips for years.

00:51:17.000 And we could do them if two guys held each other's wrists like this.

00:51:21.000 Yeah.

00:51:22.000 And that's on your lower back.

00:51:24.000 So when you go to do the flip, they can sort of help scoop you a bit.

00:51:27.000 Right.

00:51:28.000 That we could do.

00:51:29.000 But we never got to this part.

00:51:33.000 We couldn't.

00:51:33.000 And we tried for every lunch hour for hours and hours and hours.

00:51:37.000 I remember David Cho was in Africa, and he said they had taken a wheel, like a truck wheel, and they had dug it into the dirt and piled the dirt on so only half of the wheel was showing.

00:51:48.000 And these little black, like six-year-olds were running up to it, kicking at it, and doing flips off it. 0.94

00:51:54.000 That was their fun.

00:51:55.000 And David just goes, they're different than us.

00:51:59.000 Damn, they're very different.

00:52:02.000 They can also read really fast.

00:52:05.000 Here's a clip at an African talent show where this guy.

00:52:10.000 Well, I've seen speed readers before, and they can do sometimes like a page a minute, but this guy can do a book in five seconds.

00:52:22.000 Oh, sorry, that's 2-8.

00:52:23.000 Do it.

00:52:24.000 Oh, we.

00:52:29.000 We should have shown the frolickers. 0.98

00:52:30.000 I think the frolickers, the frolicking black guys, were kidding, too. 1.00

00:52:35.000 He's got a vesta.

00:52:37.000 I'm the fastest reader in the world.

00:52:43.000 How did you come about that conclusion?

00:52:46.000 I read a 1679 pages book within two seconds.

00:52:55.000 Wow.

00:52:55.000 You did what?

00:52:57.000 Wow, yes.

00:52:58.000 I finished.

00:53:00.000 It will shock you to know that I finished reading 1,679 pages book in two seconds.

00:53:10.000 That's pretty.

00:53:10.000 Yes, two seconds.

00:53:12.000 Two seconds.

00:53:14.000 I've never seen a thousand word book.

00:53:17.000 I mean, a thousand page book.

00:53:19.000 I guess in the live, I mean, a thousand pages, that's a fucking gigantic encyclopedia.

00:53:26.000 How much did you retain, sir, in those two seconds?

00:53:31.000 Fastest reader in the world.

00:53:35.000 Ready?

00:53:36.000 Yes.

00:53:36.000 Let's do it.

00:53:37.000 Go.

00:53:50.000 *laughs*

00:53:51.000 Done.

00:53:53.000 Which was fast, so you didn't know.

00:53:56.000 What just happened, Nana?

00:53:57.000 What?

00:53:58.000 What was what?

00:54:00.000 Imagine he's like, please tell me you're timing that.

00:54:05.000 Oh, I'm too smart.

00:54:07.000 My brain hurts.

00:54:09.000 I can do that.

00:54:10.000 You could do that, Jesse?

00:54:12.000 As a black man, yes.

00:54:14.000 You could read 1,276 pages in two seconds.

00:54:18.000 And give me a piece of literature.

00:54:21.000 Yeah, that's the problem with a Puerto Rican's office. 0.94

00:54:24.000 There's no books.

00:54:27.000 Yeah, look at this.

00:54:28.000 It's like a little book.

00:54:32.000 Done.

00:54:33.000 That was only, I think, six pages.

00:54:35.000 But what did you retain?

00:54:37.000 I can tell you all of it.

00:54:38.000 This one says, wisdom from your favorite neighbors.

00:54:41.000 I remembered that.

00:54:43.000 This one says, we remember.

00:54:46.000 You make each day special just by you being you, Commissioner Rogers.

00:54:50.000 It does say that.

00:54:54.000 That checks out.

00:54:55.000 All right, let's see if this guy checks out.

00:54:57.000 What's this?

00:54:58.000 What is this now?

00:54:59.000 Not to us.

00:55:02.000 What did you just do?

00:55:03.000 It's because I'm fast.

00:55:04.000 What did you learn from the book that you just read?

00:55:07.000 Read it out.

00:55:08.000 Let me hear you.

00:55:10.000 So, spread your. 0.89

00:55:13.000 You said what?

00:55:14.000 I feel dizzy.

00:55:15.000 The first one is pretty good.

00:55:18.000 It's what?

00:55:20.000 So, what does spirit mean?

00:55:21.000 Is there anything like spirit baby in this book?

00:55:23.000 Because what I'm saying here, the first line does not sound like this.

00:55:26.000 So what does that mean?

00:55:28.000 Let me see.

00:55:30.000 I will bite your ear. 0.99

00:55:32.000 Don't touch it.

00:55:33.000 I will chew your meat. 0.87

00:55:34.000 Are you crazy?

00:55:36.000 I will chew your meat. 0.87

00:55:37.000 Are you crazy?

00:55:41.000 Somara?

00:55:42.000 What does this mean?

00:55:48.000 I was fast.

00:55:50.000 If I had one of your hats, I would have the douchiest outfit in Africa. 1.00

00:55:54.000 Please let me borrow it.

00:55:56.000 I can read fast.

00:55:58.000 You read, you don't assimilate.

00:55:59.000 You don't understand what you're doing.

00:56:00.000 There's somebody in there who listens fast, please.

00:56:03.000 What's the point?

00:56:05.000 how can you be reading what is not going in you are just Yes.

00:56:13.000 So now, what kind of talent is this?

00:56:16.000 Judge yourself.

00:56:18.000 I saw someone do it on the internet.

00:56:20.000 I say, okay, this will be nice.

00:56:24.000 I feel you and that person is stupid.

00:56:30.000 That's great.

00:56:33.000 What a meeting.

00:56:33.000 Wouldn't it be funny if we played that back in slow motion and we heard in 1876 there was a large coup in Rwanda, what was then called Incanto.

00:56:48.000 The Zulu tribe invaded. 0.85

00:56:52.000 I could actually do that in Premiere, I think, real quick.

00:56:57.000 World's fastest reader, a thousand pages.

00:57:00.000 This is...

00:57:00.000 Oh, he was basing on this.

00:57:02.000 Oh, he was basing on this.

00:57:20.000 I like how I just struggled with, oh, that's a hard one.

00:57:22.000 I did that.

00:57:24.000 I missed a photo caption.

00:57:26.000 It's a poor book.

00:57:31.000 That one looks funny, too.

00:57:32.000 So this is what happened.

00:57:33.000 The black guy saw that scam, and he went, I want to do a scam. 1.00

00:57:36.000 Yeah.

00:57:37.000 And he didn't think anyone would check up on it.

00:57:41.000 But did he say, I saw someone do this, I thought it would be good.

00:57:45.000 Yeah.

00:57:46.000 That's what made me feel endeared towards him.

00:57:49.000 Is that a phrase?

00:57:52.000 Very endearing.

00:57:56.000 Here's a long thing.

00:57:57.000 We won't do the whole thing, but these...

00:58:03.000 Like Alexandria Orquezer-Cortez.

00:58:05.000 She thinks she's some sort of person of color.

00:58:07.000 Sorry, you're white. 1.00

00:58:08.000 You grew up in upstate New York.

00:58:10.000 You're not Jenny from the block.

00:58:12.000 And even Jenny from the block is white. 0.65

00:58:14.000 What is Spanish?

00:58:15.000 As Milo points out, it's a European language.

00:58:18.000 So, no.

00:58:21.000 You're not black. 1.00

00:58:22.000 In fact, as I've pointed out on the show many times, the only non-white people here as far as like enduring some sort Of racial pain where they have an argument is poor American blacks who have been here for generations.

00:58:38.000 So less than 10% of the population.

00:58:42.000 And even within when we isolate that problem, you guys have a lot of culpability here.

00:58:47.000 You've done a lot of shit to your own life, and you've been given a lot of favors and a lot of breaks.

00:58:53.000 So I'm not that sympathetic.

00:58:56.000 But all of these other people, Lebanese, Armenians, rich Dominicans, some fucking aristocrat from Mexico who had a nanny wiping his ass his whole life, all of these rich kids are petrified of the fact that they're white. 0.84

00:59:13.000 So anyway, they did a DNA test and they just found out they're 100% that bitch. 1.00

00:59:19.000 But go back to the beginning and you can see all of their biggest fears.

00:59:23.000 This girl ends up being 88% white. 1.00

00:59:25.000 All of their biggest fears are their DNA being European.

00:59:29.000 Meanwhile, Chris Rock said, no one wants to be black.

00:59:33.000 Everyone loves being white. 0.70

00:59:34.000 No one would trade places with me and I'm rich.

00:59:40.000 Oh my gosh.

00:59:42.000 I am 88.7% European.

00:59:49.000 Their conclusion, by the way, when they all find out they're white is to go. 0.99

00:59:52.000 It doesn't matter.

00:59:53.000 I'm Puerto Rican.

00:59:57.000 I really hope that I get full 100% Mexican.

01:00:00.000 100% Mexican.

01:00:02.000 If I don't get 100% Mexican, I'm going to be sad.

01:00:04.000 I don't know a lot about my family past my grandparents, and I kind of like it that way.

01:00:10.000 I feel like I know it's going to be español tio.

01:00:13.000 What if you find out you were like a queen in like in your ancestry?

01:00:17.000 I wouldn't be surprised.

01:00:19.000 I'm from the DR and Sri Lanka.

01:00:22.000 So like there's some black in there, but my mom's last name is very white.

01:00:26.000 So something weird probably happened there.

01:00:28.000 I hope that I'm Babboni's cousin.

01:00:31.000 Imagine?

01:00:32.000 I want to know like how much like indigenous I have.

01:00:36.000 That's like remember our TV guy, our internet guy?

01:00:39.000 No our security guy or ADT guy?

01:00:40.000 who goes, Like two or three percent?

01:00:45.000 And he goes, I wish it was more.

01:00:47.000 Why?

01:00:48.000 Think you'd be good at throwing tomahawks or something?

01:00:49.000 What the fuck do you think?

01:00:51.000 You'll be more in touch with nature?

01:00:53.000 That's open D's.

01:00:55.000 Meanwhile, like the super white Appalachian guys and a lot of like rednecks are like, they're proud of being like a part, you know, like Cherokee or something. 0.97

01:01:03.000 But every American is obsessed with it.

01:01:05.000 Yeah.

01:01:06.000 Every time they find out they're more than like 2%, they get braids and fucking feather tattoos.

01:01:11.000 It's embarrassing.

01:01:13.000 Anyway, I don't know how much more you can take of this.

01:01:15.000 Go a little bit forward.

01:01:18.000 Mom is from the Dominican Republic.

01:01:20.000 Mom is from Dominican Republic.

01:01:21.000 Yeah, the black girl finds out she's 10% white and she goes, okay, that's about the most I can tolerate. 1.00

01:01:30.000 The comments are going to be like, she's not even.

01:01:32.000 She's not a microphone. 0.98

01:01:35.000 You might want to soften that T. Latina. 1.00

01:01:42.000 Anyway, you got it.

01:01:43.000 So the reason I open with that is because 2-9...

01:01:46.000 An update real quick.

01:01:47.000 You have to get back to the end of the day.

01:01:53.000 Maybe a little too slow?

01:01:54.000 I don't know what you said.

01:01:58.000 The first ones.

01:02:02.000 Yeah, I can't.

01:02:03.000 No.

01:02:03.000 I did not.

01:02:05.000 So we have a new PM in Britain.

01:02:08.000 I think it's temporary, right?

01:02:10.000 Because Boris Johnson stepped down.

01:02:11.000 So it doesn't really count.

01:02:13.000 But she's decided to do as much damage as she possibly can while she's there. 0.99

01:02:19.000 And she's bragging that for the first time ever, no white men are in the top brass of the British government.

01:02:29.000 Liz Truss.

01:02:30.000 Come out of here.

01:02:31.000 Liz Truss puts finishing touches on diverse new government, no place for white men and great offices of state as PM in waiting rewards allies and acts as Rishi Sunak and his supporters.

01:02:42.000 I guess that guy was too white. 0.80

01:02:45.000 But the funny part about this is they're all white blacks. 1.00

01:02:50.000 For example, Kwasi Kwarteng, who is now the Chancellor of the Exchequer.

01:02:56.000 What's that?

01:03:00.000 Quenteg was born in the London borough of Waltham Forest, the only child of Alfred Quarteg and Charlotte Boatly, who had emigrated from Ghana as students.

01:03:10.000 They were academics, and his mother became a barrister, and his father is an economist with the Commonwealth Secretariat.

01:03:20.000 Increase the energy efficiency of their homes.

01:03:23.000 Oh, he said homes.

01:03:25.000 Talking about a four-day week.

01:03:26.000 Now, a four-day week working week sounds great, but it has to be paid for.

01:03:30.000 And if you add up all the sum of their policies, you get to a huge pull of money, $1.2 trillion, which is the same thing.

01:03:35.000 Doesn't make the whitest thing I've ever heard of.

01:03:37.000 He makes Milo sound like Tommy Robinson.

01:03:41.000 After starting school at State Primary School, Quarting attended Colette Court, an independent preparatory school in London, where he won the Harrow History Prize in 1988.

01:03:50.000 Kwatang then went to Eton College. 0.99

01:03:53.000 Guess, remember Eton in Withnail and I?

01:03:58.000 Monko Monty goes, what school did you go to?

01:03:59.000 And Withnail goes, he went to the other one, Monty.

01:04:02.000 And Monty goes, oh, Eton.

01:04:06.000 Where he was.

01:04:07.000 I'm preparing myself to forgive you.

01:04:10.000 Where he was a king scholar and was awarded the prestigious Newcastle Scholarship Prize.

01:04:16.000 Oh, how quaint.

01:04:18.000 Finally, some black representation at 10 Downing Street.

01:04:23.000 We also have, following our African aristocrat, we have Miss Suella Braverman, who is not aging very well. 0.79

01:04:31.000 She looks like a mountain chocolate cake.

01:04:33.000 I will put my name into the ring.

01:04:36.000 I love this country.

01:04:38.000 My parents came here with absolutely nothing, and it was Britain that gave them hope, security, and opportunity in this country.

01:04:45.000 Aristocracy.

01:04:46.000 So, Braver Woman was born in Greater London, grew up in Wembley.

01:04:49.000 She attended the Oxenden Minor...

01:04:51.000 Mena Primary...

01:04:53.000 No, Oxen...

01:04:55.000 The school she went to is called the Uxendon Manor Primary School in Brent and the fee-paying Heathfield School, Pinna, meaning a private school, on a partial scholarship, after which she read law at Queen's College, Cambridge.

01:05:09.000 During her undergraduate studies, she was presented the president of the Cambridge University Conservative Association.

01:05:15.000 Oh, how quaint.

01:05:17.000 And then finally, of course, we have James Cleverly.

01:05:21.000 James was privately educated at Riverson School and Carfai School, both in Lee and London.

01:05:27.000 So all of these affirmative action hires are aristocrats who went to private schools in London.

01:05:38.000 We want to make sure.

01:05:39.000 No, the cost of money on tangible assets is always cheaper than intangibles.

01:05:43.000 You know that.

01:05:44.000 So just like that dumb poster that was my green screen, I've said this a hundred times.

01:05:49.000 The thing that bothers me is that the assumption is we were excluding blacks.

01:05:58.000 And I think if there was any exclusion, it was lower classes.

01:06:04.000 You still will not hear a Tommy Robinson accent.

01:06:06.000 Well, you're doing, yeah, I'm Minister of the Interior, innit?

01:06:09.000 Yeah, I'll deal with like foreign affairs and, you know, economy.

01:06:13.000 It says Ministry of the Interior, but I'm doing a lot of things abroad, you know.

01:06:17.000 I went down to Spain the other week with the lads.

01:06:19.000 That was for a soccer match, a football match.

01:06:21.000 But, yeah, I'm doing a lot.

01:06:23.000 I'm doing a lot.

01:06:24.000 I've got some Stone Mountain on, and I'm fucking 10 downing.

01:06:28.000 I'm with the new PM and everything.

01:06:31.000 There's an argument for classism.

01:06:33.000 I think the classism of the British government might be justified.

01:06:38.000 That's a whole other ball of wax.

01:06:40.000 But this notion that they were like, I'm sorry, there's no Negroes allowed near the PM, they just have white blacks. 0.96

01:06:49.000 That shouldn't count.

01:06:50.000 You probably wouldn't take them to be black people. 1.00

01:06:55.000 You might not look black, but you got the black blood into you. 1.00

01:06:59.000 She fucked a black guy and she thinks he's black? 1.00

01:07:02.000 She did a transfusion.

01:07:05.000 She injected African-American menstrual blood into her anus. 0.99

01:07:11.000 Hi, I'm the first woman to inject black woman's menstrual blood into my anus. 1.00

01:07:15.000 Hi.

01:07:17.000 I ain't no fan of Negroes. 1.00

01:07:18.000 But I know by birth for a nickname.

01:07:21.000 I've lived here all my life.

01:07:23.000 I own my job that I had worked at.

01:07:25.000 She looks like an albino gorilla. 0.60

01:07:26.000 The one that's on the cover of the Basement Jacks album.

01:07:30.000 Now I gotta look that up.

01:07:32.000 Where's your head at head at?

01:07:36.000 Where's your head at?

01:07:37.000 Where's your head at?

01:07:39.000 Drop it.

01:07:41.000 Oh, holy shit.

01:07:42.000 Do you remember that Harry Potter thing we opened the show with?

01:07:44.000 Oh, there it is, by the way.

01:07:48.000 I met him.

01:07:49.000 Who?

01:07:49.000 The monkey?

01:07:50.000 Yeah.

01:07:50.000 No.

01:07:51.000 Gorilla.

01:07:52.000 Yep.

01:07:53.000 It was at a zoo in Barcelona, Spain.

01:07:57.000 And everyone was taking pictures.

01:07:58.000 He died of old age soon after, but this was in, like, 92.

01:08:02.000 And he was posing for pictures like...

01:08:06.000 Sorry.

01:08:06.000 He was posing for pictures like...

01:08:14.000 Yeah, I don't know if you remember this, but speaking of that type of music, this guy is white, American, but he made one of the best London-sounding things.

01:08:25.000 We opened a show with this once.

01:08:27.000 Welcome to Hogwarts.

01:08:39.000 Welcome to Hogwarts.

01:08:43.000 This is cringe, man.

01:08:45.000 opened the show with us and you loved it.

01:08:52.000 With the boom, boom, buckas.

01:08:54.000 Yeah, that's great.

01:08:55.000 So we opened the show with that?

01:08:56.000 Yeah.

01:08:56.000 So why are you showing it again?

01:08:58.000 Because I just thought we could remember that because it sounds British.

01:09:01.000 I just thought we could remember that.

01:09:03.000 Oh, because that's the guy I collaborated with.

01:09:04.000 I was like, where do you know him from?

01:09:06.000 Because we featured stuff.

01:09:08.000 Okay.

01:09:09.000 Kumkum.

01:09:12.000 Here's how you deal with racist allegations.

01:09:17.000 3-3.

01:09:19.000 This is how it's done, folks.

01:09:23.000 BLM or LGBTQ?

01:09:25.000 Oh, neither.

01:09:28.000 Neither.

01:09:29.000 Racious ants?

01:09:30.000 Homophobic?

01:09:31.000 I mean, like, sorta.

01:09:33.000 Like, it depends on who you ask.

01:09:38.000 Okay.

01:09:38.000 Thank you.

01:09:40.000 Yeah, bye.

01:09:42.000 Bye-bye.

01:09:44.000 And also, no mask, faggot. 1.00

01:09:47.000 Neither.

01:09:48.000 Racious ants?

01:09:49.000 Can I hang out?

01:09:50.000 This is the first time I wanted to hang out with a 12-year-old.

01:09:52.000 Can you just make him hang out with our future kids?

01:09:55.000 Our kids?

01:09:56.000 He's probably my son's age.

01:09:57.000 Yeah.

01:09:58.000 Like, dude, this is what you got to do, man.

01:10:00.000 Here's a weird quote.

01:10:01.000 So we had this lunatic who went around shooting people in Memphis.

01:10:05.000 One of the weirder takes on it is I couldn't understand him.

01:10:11.000 Have you seen the footage of this guy?

01:10:13.000 I saw one clip.

01:10:13.000 It was very disturbing.

01:10:14.000 He goes into an auto parts store, but I've always said it is really strange that an American citizen who was born and raised here and speaks no other language has an accent that is so different that I can't understand it. 0.53

01:10:30.000 And that accent is not just in Memphis.

01:10:33.000 It's in Seattle and it's everywhere else.

01:10:36.000 Like you really have separated yourself from the mainstream culture.

01:10:41.000 And then you say, well, what about Scotland?

01:10:42.000 Glaswegians, people in London can't understand Glasgow.

01:10:45.000 Yeah, that comes from thousands of years of isolation.

01:10:51.000 We're not that old.

01:10:52.000 We're 250 years old.

01:10:54.000 And one group has developed a culture that is so isolated that it's unintelligible.

01:11:00.000 See if you can find the video, NSFW, of him going to shoot the people.

01:11:06.000 What were you looking up?

01:11:08.000 Glaswegian accent.

01:11:08.000 We could watch this in the meantime.

01:11:10.000 No, Ryan, you're fucking up the show.

01:11:14.000 Do not look up Glaswegian accents.

01:11:15.000 So instead of that, we will have nothing while I look for it.

01:11:18.000 So Ezekiel Kelly is his name.

01:11:21.000 The other guy's name was Cleotha Pookie Abstin.

01:11:24.000 Pookie's a nickname.

01:11:26.000 But already, Ezekiel and Cleotha, I guess Ezekiel is kind of a Religious name, but Cleotha, you're clearly not part of American society.

01:11:34.000 You're clearly purposely separating yourself from the rest of us.

01:11:39.000 And that's why they say, you know, on resumes, black resumes don't do as well as white resumes. 0.73

01:11:43.000 Well, no.

01:11:43.000 Michelle Jackson does just as good as Gavin McInnes on resumes.

01:11:50.000 Laquatia, Demantre Kochon, doesn't do well because we see a pattern with these names. 0.99

01:11:58.000 They're anti-American, really.

01:12:00.000 And this guy's accent is anti-American.

01:12:03.000 I caught like maybe a fifth of what he was trying to say.

01:12:08.000 Warning, this is a death.

01:12:10.000 You're just going to show the assassination?

01:12:13.000 I want to see the whole video of him.

01:12:14.000 No, Ryan, this is just the death.

01:12:16.000 You're just going to see a guy walk into a store and shoot someone.

01:12:19.000 I want to see the whole video that's going around is him in his car going, this is for real.

01:12:24.000 I'm going to do this.

01:12:26.000 It's like Bay Stickman told me.

01:12:28.000 He goes, I was in prison once with these black dudes that were so black you couldn't understand them. 1.00

01:12:33.000 The pride gad too high.

01:12:37.000 Okay, we're running out of time here.

01:12:41.000 yeah that's it Wag your mouth. 1.00

01:12:49.000 They know for real.

01:12:50.000 Wagging shit, wagging shit, wagging shit.

01:12:54.000 What you gonna box?

01:12:55.000 Okay, damn.

01:12:55.000 Green light.

01:12:56.000 Green light red.

01:12:59.000 No faking.

01:13:02.000 No faking this shit.

01:13:06.000 They don't look...

01:13:06.000 NSFW coming up.

01:13:15.000 So you can look it up on your own, but there's a bunch of videos of him talking to the camera about how he's the real deal nigga. 0.97

01:13:23.000 And it's a bizarre language.

01:13:26.000 I agree.

01:13:26.000 He's a real deal nigga.

01:13:29.000 Can we find more of him talking, please?

01:13:32.000 it might even be in 3-4.

01:13:41.000 There he is.

01:13:42.000 There he is.

01:13:43.000 What a demon.

01:13:45.000 Bless you.

01:13:46.000 I saw it in a bunch of tweets.

01:13:49.000 But anyway, he got out like in a year early on a three-year sentence.

01:13:56.000 And the mayor said, if he had done his time, we'd still have four more citizens here.

01:14:00.000 I'm not sure I'm with your logic there, buddy.

01:14:03.000 Because the other guy, Cleotha Abstin, who kidnapped and murdered that jogger at 4.30 in the morning last week, he had done time for kidnapping before.

01:14:14.000 And on Tucker Carlson's show, they said Tucker goes, he didn't even finish his sentence.

01:14:18.000 He was let out early.

01:14:20.000 His sentence was 22 years.

01:14:23.000 He did 20.

01:14:25.000 And I agree with you.

01:14:26.000 Maybe if he had two more years, that particular girl wouldn't have been kidnapped, but someone else would.

01:14:32.000 So I don't have the solution here.

01:14:34.000 But the idea that we let these guys out a year early doesn't make any sense.

01:14:38.000 Cleotha got... 0.93

01:14:45.000 Hello?

01:14:46.000 Yeah, Cabin?

01:14:48.000 Yeah?

01:14:49.000 Yeah.

01:14:49.000 So I'll be ready at 7 tonight, okay?

01:14:52.000 Okay, sounds good, babe.

01:14:54.000 All right, take care.

01:14:55.000 Bye.

01:15:00.000 She calls me a lot.

01:15:01.000 Usually demanding money.

01:15:05.000 Cleotha's 20 years didn't save this jogger. 0.89

01:15:10.000 So what should we have done?

01:15:12.000 Should we give someone who kidnaps someone 40 years?

01:15:16.000 Or what should we have done to this kid Ezekiel who got three years?

01:15:19.000 Should he have had 20 years?

01:15:21.000 Should you just kill, should we bring lynching back?

01:15:24.000 Like the idea that the sentences should just be a little bit longer.

01:15:29.000 In both cases, it's like 10% longer and everyone would be safe.

01:15:32.000 I don't think that's the issue here.

01:15:33.000 The issue here is the culture and mental illness and lack of discipline, lack of father, too much welfare. 0.57

01:15:41.000 There's a lot of problems here.

01:15:43.000 I don't think longer sentences are going to help.

01:15:45.000 Although, obviously, bail reform is a big part of this.

01:15:51.000 And then we'll just end it with a sobering statistic on how many whites have been killed by blacks. 0.98

01:15:59.000 I think it's about a quarter million in the past few decades.

01:16:02.000 In just four decades, American blacks killed almost as many whites as were killed in World War II.

01:16:06.000 Four times as many whites as were killed in Vietnam.

01:16:08.000 So Vietnam was 62,000.

01:16:11.000 So 60, 240, 248, a quarter of a million.

01:16:17.000 60 times as many whites were killed in 9-11.

01:16:21.000 60 times 3,000.

01:16:24.000 That's a different number.

01:16:24.000 That's 180.

01:16:26.000 Right?

01:16:27.000 60 times 3,000?

01:16:28.000 Yeah.

01:16:30.000 Okay, we're all over the map here, but it's a good 200,000 people.

01:16:36.000 And yet when you talk to people getting their DNA test, or you make a mural on a wall, it's all about how white people need more diversity and less population.

01:16:50.000 All right, I had this listed next to the riots thing I was talking about earlier.

01:17:00.000 And I was noticing, obviously January 6th was a mistake, but as far as riots going, Antifa must know somewhere in their heart of hearts that our one riot was way better and more anarchist and more anti-government than any of their stupid smashing the windows at Starbucks.

01:17:17.000 That was just a big fuck you to insurance companies and a boon for the glass industry.

01:17:22.000 It was not a political move, you losers.

01:17:26.000 But this video alone should help the January 6th writers because it's proof that they had a point.

01:17:37.000 3.8.

01:17:40.000 Like, I honestly believe, shouldn't this be given as evidence in defense of the guys on trial for January 6th?

01:17:48.000 Because the assumption was that they're nuts and they were brainwashed by Trump to think that the election was stolen.

01:17:55.000 If there's tons of proof that the election was stolen, all of a sudden their temper tantrum is much more justified.

01:18:03.000 Now it's not a bunch of people breaking windows and threatening politicians because they were lied to.

01:18:07.000 Now it's a bunch of people angry because they were ripped off.

01:18:11.000 That's a different crime.

01:18:13.000 You know what I mean?

01:18:16.000 If you smash up a guy's car because you think he's a lizard person, you should have a harsher sentence than if you smash up a guy's car because he's been terrorizing your daughter and your family.

01:18:28.000 I mean, what is a form of self-defense?

01:18:33.000 Two minutes and 20 seconds of this.

01:18:35.000 Yeah, I gotcha.

01:18:38.000 Let me just get these in.

01:18:42.000 I wonder what percentage of black women, black and brown women, were involved in this voter fraud election. 1.00

01:18:51.000 I'm guessing it's disproportionately more than they're represented in the general American population.

01:18:59.000 A lot of votes.

01:19:00.000 It's two minutes and 20 seconds because that's as long as you can make a Twitter video, to my understanding.

01:19:05.000 Oh, really?

01:19:07.000 Remember with Dinesh with 2,000 mules, they said, no, you can't pinpoint people that closely.

01:19:15.000 And then they're pinpointing people who they say are harassing abortion clinics.

01:19:22.000 They're pinpointing them to the decimal place.

01:19:25.000 Go back.

01:19:25.000 We got to see those.

01:19:27.000 Why'd you pull away?

01:19:32.000 This is all relevant.

01:19:37.000 They always seem to have about 20.

01:19:44.000 wow detroit went hard This is how Biden won.

01:19:58.000 Look at all these immoral people.

01:20:06.000 Notice the amount of looking around that their heads are doing.

01:20:12.000 They don't seem to give a shit.

01:20:16.000 A couple of them are like looking left and right, like, have you seen this shit?

01:20:22.000 Privilege.

01:20:23.000 By the way, those people are committing a crime.

01:20:26.000 Somebody says, y'all racists need to take a seat.

01:20:29.000 Remember this shit?

01:20:30.000 It's like, bitch, do you remember this shit? 1.00

01:20:33.000 Yeah.

01:20:35.000 No, it's inept journalists and retarded Facebook chicks cherry-picking evidence to make a point. 1.00

01:20:43.000 Mass shooters are wildly disproportionately black.

01:20:46.000 Everyone knows that.

01:20:48.000 But again, we're told that we enjoy white privilege, and these black people are living the lives of, it's like part Sid Vicious, part Uday Hussein. 0.99

01:20:58.000 They walk into a restaurant, trash it.

01:21:02.000 They do smash and grabs in the Bronx.

01:21:04.000 And I didn't finish the story.

01:21:06.000 So they get chased all the way up to Westchester.

01:21:08.000 Two of them escape.

01:21:09.000 Oh, I did tell the story, right?

01:21:10.000 Two of them were caught.

01:21:11.000 No bail, no jail, no nothing.

01:21:13.000 Free to go.

01:21:15.000 So you see a Rolex you like?

01:21:17.000 Smash the glass and take it.

01:21:18.000 It's free.

01:21:19.000 There's no rules.

01:21:22.000 Bouday vicious. 0.52

01:21:25.000 All right, let's jump to a quick COVID thing.

01:21:27.000 I haven't done COVID in a while.

01:21:28.000 We're almost ready for the mailbag.

01:21:30.000 and i'll tell you when to stop that one too Kudos, jelly neck. 1.00

01:21:44.000 Did you get Jack Black to say that?

01:21:46.000 Kudos, Jelly Neck.

01:21:48.000 I don't know who made that.

01:21:51.000 I don't know what the F is going on, but it's looking like the vax killed a lot of kids.

01:21:57.000 And journalists are lazy.

01:22:00.000 They're not good at their job.

01:22:00.000 They're too busy chasing racism.

01:22:04.000 And you only hear about this shit from like weird outskirts account, a peasants revolt, FDA and the CDC are on notice.

01:22:14.000 The casket industry is booming.

01:22:17.000 This guy goes, I spoke to the family who owns one of the largest casket manufacturers in North America.

01:22:22.000 They supply caskets to huge chains across the U.S. It's horrific to have to report on such a thing, but the owners said that their sales of typical caskets have increased by 20%.

01:22:34.000 And since 2021, their sales of small-sized caskets, children's caskets, have increased by 400%.

01:22:43.000 He's not the only one talking about it.

01:22:44.000 Those in the funeral industry are well aware of the sudden change in the nature of their business.

01:22:49.000 This guy is saying, I'm currently at a funeral.

01:22:50.000 I've been chatting with the funeral directors.

01:22:53.000 They made me aware of the large number of kiddies they're burying within a few months of the kiddie jab.

01:23:00.000 They've been told they can't talk about it.

01:23:04.000 We've received two bulk orders for sub-five-foot units in less than six months.

01:23:09.000 Never in 30-plus years of business have we ever sold child coffins in bulk.

01:23:15.000 What the fuck is going on?

01:23:19.000 And you're seeing this globally.

01:23:21.000 Go to 4-0.

01:23:25.000 This is in Tasmania.

01:23:28.000 Reasons we want to talk to you is I think your partner said you used to do two to three funerals a week, now you're doing about six to seven.

01:23:37.000 Is that correct?

01:23:38.000 Yes, we've been that busy.

01:23:40.000 Michael, the last little while, even this morning, I didn't know you were coming to town, but this morning I've counted the numbers in the book, you know, for the past six months.

01:23:49.000 And exactly, almost exactly, we're up in the last six months by 50%.

01:23:54.000 So that's why we've been so busy.

01:23:57.000 I was very concerned because on Tuesday of this week, a very, very special school friend who I sat next to for five years, we had his funeral service on Tuesday.

01:24:08.000 He was born in 1955.

01:24:10.000 I'm seeing lots of people dying that are born in the 60s and beyond.

01:24:15.000 So it's not just the elderly.

01:24:19.000 And when you feel that something's not quite right, you'll see a death notice.

01:24:24.000 We may not be the funeral directors.

01:24:27.000 But I think, hang on, that person is normally a Super fit person, and I've had a few instances happen in the last six months where it has been quite startling that they would actually pass away.

01:24:39.000 How are they passing away?

01:24:41.000 Is it like slow or quick?

01:24:43.000 What are they dying of?

01:24:44.000 Well, it seems that some are dying in their sleep.

01:24:48.000 There's been two or three that are holding.

01:24:51.000 Very important.

01:24:53.000 hello hello hello That's Sylvia butt dialing me. 0.98

01:25:07.000 Go ahead.

01:25:09.000 There's not necessarily my funeral company, but there's this particular one I was thinking of, the super fit person.

01:25:15.000 She died of a brain aneurysm, and I've noticed there's been two or three of those around the northern part of Tasmania.

01:25:22.000 So there's something that's not quite right.

01:25:25.000 It just doesn't feel right to me.

01:25:27.000 And I just can't put my finger on it right now.

01:25:30.000 But it seems to have happened very suddenly because you can imagine we need to pre-plan with sort of staffing with our premises.

01:25:41.000 And then, so that's, well, first we did America, then we did Tasmania, and then now we have Israel 4-1, where they've also noticed a massive uptick since the vax.

01:25:55.000 Where's the journalists?

01:25:57.000 Something went wrong.

01:25:58.000 Ah, poop. 0.99

01:26:00.000 Oh, oh, oh.

01:26:02.000 Israel officially total mortality numbers released.

01:26:04.000 2020 was the year of a once-in-a-century pandemic with no vaccines, but total mortality in 2021 and 2022 is dramatically higher.

01:26:14.000 What's killing people en masse?

01:26:16.000 Climate change?

01:26:18.000 And then you look at the deaths.

01:26:22.000 In 2022, 5,000.

01:26:26.000 2020, only 4,000.

01:26:30.000 So we see this massive uptick in the past two years.

01:26:34.000 And it's still going strong into July.

01:26:39.000 Total deaths right now is 31,000.

01:26:43.000 Last year was 29,000.

01:26:44.000 We still got 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 months to go.

01:26:49.000 So let's be conservative here and say that it ends up being 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.

01:26:59.000 Another 20,000.

01:27:00.000 It's going to be 50,000.

01:27:02.000 Make sure you get those numbers right.

01:27:04.000 You don't want to fudge up deaths in Israel.

01:27:09.000 What are you talking about, Ryan?

01:27:10.000 It's a Holocaust joke. 0.95

01:27:11.000 Oh, I see.

01:27:14.000 Yeah, 50,000 it's going to be this year.

01:27:16.000 20,000 more than last year.

01:27:19.000 Something's up, folks.

01:27:20.000 Something's up.

01:27:21.000 All right.

01:27:21.000 Let's lighten things up with a mailbag.

01:27:26.000 This one we play full through.

01:27:29.000 Yep.

01:27:29.000 Classic.

01:27:30.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:27:35.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:27:41.000 Let me touch it.

01:27:42.000 I'm going to put in my password first.

01:27:44.000 CarlXM32.

01:27:52.000 I'm having a baby.

01:27:54.000 Just want to check in on a more positive note.

01:27:55.000 I'm having a baby girl.

01:27:56.000 Thanks for all the words of encouragement to settle down and have kids.

01:27:58.000 I'm beyond excited.

01:27:59.000 I can't wait until March to meet my baby girl.

01:28:02.000 I cannot tell you how many of these emails I get.

01:28:06.000 And people ask me, like, what is your purpose in life?

01:28:10.000 What are you doing here?

01:28:16.000 And I go, I guess I'm making up for all the hedonism I encouraged in Vice magazine days because I'm getting guys to settle down and put a ring on it because my three children are the greatest thing that ever happened to me.

01:28:27.000 And my biggest regret in life, my only regret in life really, is that I didn't make more and make them earlier.

01:28:35.000 Look at this.

01:28:36.000 This is kind of odd, isn't it?

01:28:37.000 I went to a fireworks store and the Itza Girl fireworks are selling way more, considerable amount more, than the Itza Boys.

01:28:47.000 Going on, guys.

01:28:49.000 A lot of the guys having daughters, me included.

01:28:51.000 That's not relevant, Ryan.

01:28:54.000 I mean, there's information.

01:28:55.000 Two stacks.

01:28:56.000 That could be a million things.

01:28:57.000 And it could be that.

01:28:58.000 I just showed you 10,000.

01:29:01.000 10,000 deaths.

01:29:02.000 20,000.

01:29:03.000 Israel's gone to 51. 0.91

01:29:05.000 You're showing a palette of some fireworks where one of them seems to have about nine less than the other pile.

01:29:12.000 I mean, if you look so retardation. 1.00

01:29:18.000 Gavin Ryan, this was around the topic of women in movies. 1.00

01:29:20.000 Drink every time there's a jump cut in this fight scene to Try Not to Die.

01:29:26.000 And the movie is Doomsday, Netflix.

01:29:33.000 We're not doing that today.

01:29:35.000 Okay.

01:29:36.000 But I guess there's a lot of shit in that.

01:29:38.000 Some of these I have not checked first.

01:29:42.000 Actually, you know what?

01:29:43.000 Let's stop doing that.

01:29:45.000 We're going to go to only checked.

01:29:49.000 FYI, I watched both of you guys.

01:29:50.000 No one said he would do an interview on your show.

01:29:53.000 No, thank you.

01:30:00.000 Kevin and Hilo.

01:30:02.000 I'm Baby Monster with the bird, which is the bald eagle tat attached.

01:30:07.000 Playing bass for Blue Elephant and the Seven Snakes.

01:30:09.000 We're a hardcore band from San Diego.

01:30:10.000 I want to see if you would give our shit a listen.

01:30:12.000 If you like it, feature whatever, blah, blah, blah.

01:30:13.000 On a personal notice, I'd like to say thanks for being a beacon of comedy in this retarded-ass world we live in. 1.00

01:30:18.000 I'm reading Death the Cool, changed my life.

01:30:20.000 Consider it to be my initiation into manhood.

01:30:22.000 I'm Rye Guy.

01:30:23.000 Well, you're a homo. 1.00

01:30:24.000 Just kidding.

01:30:25.000 You're hilarious, and I miss your shred seshes.

01:30:28.000 They will be back.

01:30:29.000 Okay, that's enough of the proverbial dick sucking, blah, blah, blah.

01:30:33.000 How about the literal dick sucking?

01:30:35.000 Let's bring that on.

01:30:57.000 Sounds good.

01:30:59.000 Interesting And sad story: 54-year-old Navy vet that was assigned and deployed in a nuclear sub for nine years died last night from cancer.

01:31:07.000 He was a good friend of my wife's.

01:31:09.000 Doctors believe it was due to radiation exposure for those years.

01:31:11.000 He lived in a sub, like a submarine.

01:31:14.000 For 11 or 12 months of seven of the nine years he was a subman.

01:31:21.000 So basically, he was underwater for seven years.

01:31:25.000 At the time, Congress didn't offer benefits to these people.

01:31:28.000 They were called blue water vets.

01:31:30.000 It was their opinion that these vets didn't need it because they're just on ships.

01:31:34.000 The subs no longer have an exposure problem, but did in the early years.

01:31:38.000 He died with a 10-year-old son and a four-year-old daughter.

01:31:40.000 Crazy.

01:31:41.000 Yeah, that just, that reminds me of cops and the way the government treats men who are willing to die every day for their profession.

01:31:51.000 There's really just this distinct lack of respect.

01:31:54.000 And it's strange because the braver you are and the more you're willing to put yourself in danger for others, the less respect you get from institutions.

01:32:02.000 Why is that?

01:32:03.000 Maybe it's because these men are too proud and the squeakest wheel gets the grease.

01:32:08.000 So the general attitude is, oh, you're not going to help me out?

01:32:10.000 Well, go fuck yourself. 0.87

01:32:11.000 I don't want your help.

01:32:12.000 And they go, good, I just saved some money.

01:32:17.000 Hey, wannabe, Andy Kaufman, and chink fuck. 1.00

01:32:21.000 Why would I be called chink fuck?

01:32:23.000 Here's an interesting study in racism at a school where some students passing out white privilege credit cards to other students.

01:32:29.000 Reporters have labeled this act as racist.

01:32:32.000 So this guy points out that the white privilege cards are made by our own Joel Patrick, who's black.

01:32:40.000 And he goes, they're very careful to avoid describing who was handing them out.

01:32:45.000 And this baby monster's theory is that it was blacks handing them out to people, to white kids. 0.89

01:32:52.000 And they don't like that that doesn't fit the narrative, so they just ignore that crucial part of the story.

01:32:57.000 Cute baby monster.

01:32:59.000 It's the next one.

01:33:00.000 It's a funny little video of a girl.

01:33:07.000 Hi, baby monster. 0.94

01:33:10.000 Didn't seem too sure at the end there.

01:33:14.000 Replacing whites with black women in classic works of art. 1.00

01:33:18.000 Oh, I saw this.

01:33:18.000 And I mean, this is the pattern here.

01:33:22.000 Yeesh.

01:33:24.000 And she's really good.

01:33:26.000 That eagle's like, fuck.

01:33:28.000 Ow. 0.99

01:33:31.000 That's the bird, which is the bald eagle.

01:33:33.000 Whoa.

01:33:34.000 That's not.

01:33:34.000 This woman's white, by the way.

01:33:37.000 And she's like, I want my black children to be proud of their curl. 0.95

01:33:40.000 That's her. 0.88

01:33:41.000 Thank God that black woman is standing up. 1.00

01:33:46.000 Yeah, but just that alone, the Michelangelo recreation with black people, I don't mind that per se. 1.00

01:33:51.000 But in the context of the culture we're in now, it's tedious.

01:33:57.000 White men dominate the space. 0.75

01:33:58.000 Why is that?

01:34:00.000 Because Africa wasn't part of the Renaissance.

01:34:03.000 They weren't ignored.

01:34:05.000 Okay, do me a favor.

01:34:06.000 Stop.

01:34:07.000 When was Michelangelo?

01:34:09.000 You're so slow.

01:34:10.000 I'll just give you a moment.

01:34:10.000 Is that 1400s?

01:34:11.000 When was Michelangelo?

01:34:14.000 When was he?

01:34:16.000 Was it 500-something BC?

01:34:19.000 After death?

01:34:20.000 What you guessed?

01:34:21.000 It's 1475.

01:34:23.000 I was right the first time.

01:34:24.000 So he's the 1500s, right?

01:34:26.000 I knew it.

01:34:27.000 So go look up African art 1500s.

01:34:32.000 So we've seen Michelangelo.

01:34:35.000 We've seen that art, right?

01:34:43.000 When was the Sistine Chapel painted?

01:34:52.000 All of these that look good are actually depictions of Africans in art by white guys.

01:34:59.000 Oh, really?

01:35:00.000 So can you show me some actual indigenous art from the 1500s that they made?

01:35:06.000 No.

01:35:06.000 It's just going to be a clay head with two eye holes.

01:35:10.000 So that's why you're excluded because there's nothing there.

01:35:16.000 Go look up Chinese art from the 1500s.

01:35:22.000 And it kind of tears Michelangelo a new ass.

01:35:26.000 It'd be like a piece of ivory where they've carved in an enormous battle scene, but it's all one piece.

01:35:32.000 And the men are like this big.

01:35:34.000 Yeah, that looks pretty good.

01:35:36.000 I'm impressed.

01:35:38.000 It's got a style to it, too.

01:35:41.000 It goes back to the assumptions of this whole show of like they had all this fine art, this realist art, and we were just like, no thanks, no Negroes on my watch. 0.99

01:35:50.000 Do you know how many aristocrats in Europe would be salivating for high-quality African art that was realist?

01:36:00.000 They'd shit themselves.

01:36:02.000 They shit themselves for this.

01:36:04.000 They had guys raping and pillaging and grabbing all this shit from all over the world.

01:36:08.000 They thought it was so pretty.

01:36:09.000 And it was.

01:36:10.000 Anyway.

01:36:11.000 I don't know if it rips Michelangelo.

01:36:13.000 If you're doing badly, it's not my fault.

01:36:17.000 That might be the title of the show.

01:36:22.000 Like, why aren't I in any more folklore?

01:36:25.000 Why is the Honeymooners and Lord of the Rings, why is that all about white guys? 1.00

01:36:30.000 I don't know.

01:36:30.000 Go do your thing.

01:36:32.000 If it's good, it'll do well.

01:36:34.000 No one's holding you back.

01:36:35.000 Wait, if Africa was basically Wakanda and they're only Africa because white people, if they're so good at stuff, wouldn't they just recover from that? 0.98

01:36:46.000 What?

01:36:47.000 If Africa was meant to be Wakanda besides white people's intervention, wouldn't they just be Wakanda anyway and just get over that? 0.96

01:36:54.000 Yeah, look at Hiroshima and Nagasaki today.

01:36:57.000 And also they go, you stole our technology.

01:37:00.000 How can I steal the idea of a plane?

01:37:03.000 Go make a plane.

01:37:07.000 Hi, Gav.

01:37:07.000 The Indian news about your arrest, you asked, who is this for?

01:37:11.000 The answer is nobody.

01:37:12.000 Google, YouTube, et cetera, are spammed full of plagiarized news articles from India.

01:37:16.000 They use roughly the same headlines as the original, and they get clicks on it.

01:37:21.000 I was searching for this information about Trevor Moore's death last year, and all the results were full of Indian, some Indian retail going, Trevor Moore died, buddy, buddy, Oh gosh. 1.00

01:37:31.000 This is an additional problem to Google and other search engines deleting the internet.

01:37:35.000 So not only are they deleting the internet by making sure that only one angle is on the first 15 pages of the Google search results, but then they're also getting spammed to death where we get all these garbage Indian articles also filling up our searches. 0.99

01:37:51.000 I mean, the internet is weird.

01:37:54.000 It's gone backwards.

01:37:56.000 I remember in 08, you could look up something like Ryan Katsu Rivera blog, and it would just look up blogs that were talking about Ryan.

01:38:06.000 No, not Yahoo, not MSNBC.

01:38:09.000 Just what people were saying about someone in blogs.

01:38:13.000 I mean, the information was endless.

01:38:18.000 This guy's correcting us from yesterday's show, the Irish teacher, sorry, Tuesday's show.

01:38:25.000 Irish teacher was not jailed for not using pronouns.

01:38:28.000 He was jailed for contempt.

01:38:30.000 No, that's not really what happened.

01:38:34.000 He didn't use pronouns and then was told he's being investigated and he couldn't come to the school.

01:38:40.000 He went to the school anyway because he said that's his job.

01:38:43.000 He sat down in his class.

01:38:45.000 That was seen as trespassing.

01:38:46.000 That was seen as violating a court order.

01:38:48.000 That was seen as contempt of court.

01:38:53.000 He should be allowed to go to his classroom.

01:38:56.000 So this is six of one, half a dozen of the other.

01:38:58.000 Yes, technically it was contempt of court.

01:39:01.000 You could argue it wasn't because of the pronouns thing, but the pronoun thing is why he wasn't allowed to be in his own classroom.

01:39:11.000 It's sort of like the jogger where they go, she shouldn't have been jogging at 4.30 a.m.

01:39:17.000 No, you're allowed to be anywhere in America.

01:39:20.000 This country should not have no-go zones.

01:39:22.000 It does, but it shouldn't.

01:39:25.000 Drew Barrymore frolicking explained.

01:39:27.000 Yeah, Gavin, they're mad that she was getting involved in the frolicking meme.

01:39:37.000 I don't know if that's true.

01:39:41.000 Like, I know you're right that that's the outrage, but I don't know if Drew Barrymore was trying to do one of these.

01:39:47.000 I think she was just enjoying some rain.

01:39:56.000 Hello, I'm Malik.

01:39:57.000 What's up, guys?

01:39:58.000 I'm Gage.

01:39:58.000 So I'm from Rochester, New York originally.

01:40:01.000 Now, some things I enjoy doing are opening tons of things here.

01:40:05.000 I'm an Eagle Scout, so I've been hiking and doing stuff like that for a while.

01:40:10.000 I like skateboarding.

01:40:12.000 I love doing stand-up comments.

01:40:14.000 Acting and writing.

01:40:15.000 We were traveling cross-country, and my buddy Gage, the photographer, he's moving to San Diego, and we were just up in the mountains, and we were taking photos, and I was just kind of in a really good mood because I'd never been on the West Coast before, and I was just kind of excited and I was like, "Hey Gage, could you?" Did you get some pictures of me frolicking kind of like this over here?

01:40:39.000 And then he was like, bro, okay.

01:40:41.000 Yeah.

01:40:41.000 And then he just took some photos of me in the ground.

01:40:43.000 What a great story.

01:40:44.000 Do you own the book rights to this story?

01:40:47.000 A couple ladies care about that. 1.00

01:40:51.000 I'm pretty indifferent.

01:40:52.000 Oh, it's a and ye Malik.

01:40:55.000 Not Ashy Malik.

01:40:57.000 I wanted to see a stand fucked up again.

01:40:59.000 Can you show us some frolicking men here?

01:41:03.000 Yeah, I don't think Drew was going for this.

01:41:05.000 I got my repeat, sir.

01:41:11.000 I'm about to frolick.

01:41:15.000 Oh, my God.

01:41:16.000 I'm frolicking.

01:41:18.000 I got a repeat shirt.

01:41:25.000 Someone telling us Samuel Young, please look into him.

01:41:30.000 He's an Antifa protester.

01:41:31.000 He shot two fellow protesters while he was trying to shoot a Jeep.

01:41:34.000 He got 70 days.

01:41:37.000 We did talk about this guy.

01:41:38.000 Didn't he...

01:41:48.000 Yeah, was that Texas?

01:41:50.000 Antifa shooter found guilty of attempted manslaughter.

01:41:53.000 This was Aurora, Colorado.

01:41:56.000 Yeah, no, that's a different one.

01:41:58.000 70 days, Max and Johnny get four years.

01:42:00.000 By the way, I got the numbers from the super chat.

01:42:03.000 And again, Ryan, the super chat on Thursday from now on has to just be bloop, bloop, bloop, like time for a yoke.

01:42:13.000 And it is $16,705.

01:42:18.000 We've raised $16,705.

01:42:23.000 So that means that we'll have probably at least $10,000 each we can just give to those dudes when they get out.

01:42:35.000 Nice little cushion.

01:42:38.000 Possible sprinkles.

01:42:41.000 I think we've discussed this guy before, but I'm fine.

01:42:44.000 Put it on.

01:42:46.000 My fake Instagram account has been banned, so.

01:42:50.000 Wake up!

01:42:50.000 Oh my god, baby, please come back!

01:42:52.000 Police!

01:42:52.000 Officer!

01:42:53.000 Paramedics and EMS are on the way.

01:42:54.000 Oh my god, I have a 30-year-old male.

01:42:55.000 I'm responsive.

01:42:56.000 No points.

01:42:56.000 You have to breathe.

01:42:57.000 Come on.

01:42:57.000 I can do CPR.

01:42:58.000 Okay, okay, so.

01:42:59.000 I need you to tell me what happened.

01:43:00.000 We were booking up.

01:43:01.000 Come on, I'm not gonna lose you.

01:43:02.000 He was fine.

01:43:03.000 Everything was fine.

01:43:03.000 And then he asked me to sit on his face.

01:43:05.000 And then you said, I'm not gonna do that, babe, because I'm kind of scared, and I don't actually want to sit on your face and hurt you.

01:43:09.000 No, no, but I did.

01:43:10.000 George, but you didn't actually sit on his face.

01:43:11.000 You just kind of like hovered there, right?

01:43:13.000 No.

01:43:14.000 I really sat on his face.

01:43:16.000 So you didn't just like hover there?

01:43:18.000 You actually sat down.

01:43:19.000 Yeah, I sat on his face, full force, full weight, everything.

01:43:22.000 Come on, save him! 0.98

01:43:24.000 Yeah, nothing to do here.

01:43:25.000 He's dead.

01:43:27.000 EMS, what's his status?

01:43:29.000 Hey, Jim, girlfriend actually sat on his face. 0.97

01:43:32.000 Yeah, nothing I can do.

01:43:33.000 Oh boy, guys.

01:43:35.000 Ma'am.

01:43:36.000 You are a queen.

01:43:39.000 So I'm a cop second, but I'm a guy first.

01:43:41.000 And that goes against broken.

01:43:42.000 Any guy would love to have a woman kill me in my sitting on his face. 1.00

01:43:44.000 You guys are the fucking worst.

01:43:46.000 This is amazing.

01:43:47.000 I should be arrested.

01:43:47.000 I murdered my soulmate.

01:43:48.000 No one's gonna charge you with anything.

01:43:50.000 You two are soulmates for sure.

01:43:51.000 What the fuck?

01:43:51.000 You two are inextricably linked.

01:43:53.000 That's my sincere.

01:43:54.000 Oh my god.

01:43:55.000 Corner was corner.

01:43:56.000 She actually sat on his face. 0.92

01:43:57.000 She didn't even hover.

01:43:58.000 I mean, she sat down.

01:43:59.000 Is that really what happened?

01:44:00.000 Yes, all the way.

01:44:02.000 Like his face was a sea.

01:44:03.000 You think this is some kind of joke?

01:44:07.000 Ma'am, I apologize for these clowns.

01:44:09.000 Yes, thank you.

01:44:10.000 Oh my god.

01:44:10.000 We should be thanking you.

01:44:12.000 Oh my god.

01:44:15.000 So the death certificate will say death by poo.

01:44:18.000 Men are death by poose?

01:44:20.000 Yes.

01:44:24.000 Hey dudes, check out this Instagram.

01:44:25.000 Follow every day.

01:44:26.000 I post a story about a black person or multiple black people murdering whites. 1.00

01:44:29.000 It's insane how many there are and the brutality in each one.

01:44:32.000 In one case, a little girl was murdered, had the same name as my daughter.

01:44:35.000 Very painful.

01:44:37.000 Okay, that sounds like a cheery sight to stay tuned.

01:44:42.000 Dear Gavina and Rian, that teat yeating doctor from the Tuesday show was on Jazz Jennings' show.

01:44:53.000 Some Irish psycho. 1.00

01:44:55.000 So you ready?

01:44:56.000 I'm excited.

01:44:56.000 Yeah, I'm ready.

01:44:58.000 Today is Aaron's top surgery.

01:45:00.000 And I'm so excited to be able to be there for someone else who is on the cusp of such a life-changing surgery.

01:45:07.000 Whoa.

01:45:08.000 Like that bitch who ate a blueberry in Wonka's factory. 1.00

01:45:11.000 Hi again.

01:45:12.000 Hello.

01:45:13.000 Welcome.

01:45:13.000 How are we doing?

01:45:14.000 Isn't that brewa salt?

01:45:15.000 Yes.

01:45:15.000 Did you get any sleep last night?

01:45:17.000 Yeah, I slept.

01:45:18.000 Fat jazzes. 0.64

01:45:20.000 Did you have any sleep?

01:45:20.000 I did.

01:45:21.000 Good.

01:45:21.000 Good, good.

01:45:22.000 So you'll be cutting your lesbian daughter's tits off today because she grew a beard? 1.00

01:45:27.000 Like, my body's nervous from the excitement.

01:45:29.000 Like, it was a freight fall right to action.

01:45:34.000 I'm so excited.

01:45:35.000 It's been over three years since I've gotten married.

01:45:37.000 Hey, lesbians who want to be men. 1.00

01:45:40.000 I would say a third of the men I know have tits. 1.00

01:45:45.000 It's pretty normal, unfortunately.

01:45:46.000 I feel like Erin is experiencing it.

01:45:48.000 But when you get to be middle-aged, you've got to kind of work out at least three times a week to not have tits. 1.00

01:45:54.000 And we're going to have you wait in the waiting room, obviously, and then we'll let you know.

01:45:58.000 Does she have fake tits, the mom? 1.00

01:46:01.000 We'll take good care of them.

01:46:02.000 You're right.

01:46:03.000 We'll be flat.

01:46:05.000 That's it.

01:46:06.000 All right.

01:46:06.000 Come on ahead, Dave.

01:46:08.000 Mental illness, mental illness, mental illness abounds.

01:46:11.000 I'm excited.

01:46:12.000 I mean, he has been waiting for this for as long as I could remember.

01:46:17.000 Today has been a long time coming, and he deserves this.

01:46:21.000 His friend is going to be in the operating room watching her friend is watching her tits get cut off. 1.00

01:46:27.000 We're starting.

01:46:28.000 You ready?

01:46:29.000 Ready?

01:46:29.000 We're ready.

01:46:30.000 All right.

01:46:31.000 Let's get knee. 1.00

01:46:33.000 Why'd you have to blur that?

01:46:34.000 That's a man's chest male. 0.95

01:46:38.000 I think you're misgendering them, camera guy editor.

01:46:40.000 We're talking about with the old wall shape.

01:46:42.000 Look at you.

01:46:42.000 You remember.

01:46:43.000 Yeah, that's right.

01:46:44.000 97% of folks who are assigned male at birth have old wall shaped nipples.

01:46:49.000 Surgery today will take about two to three hours.

01:46:52.000 First step is going to be to design the new nips.

01:46:55.000 And so we're going to completely deconstruct Aaron's nipples as they are at the moment in order to make a very natural, crisply defined, masculine face.

01:47:05.000 How will you go about doing that naturally?

01:47:06.000 I've never seen anything like that.

01:47:07.000 Yeah, natural is a strange choice of words.

01:47:12.000 Okay, I'm slowly starting to think the Ukraine war is staged.

01:47:15.000 As an artillery man of the U.S. Army, this would have been way more detrimental.

01:47:18.000 On a second note, look at the way the cameraman keeps making the face for the camera.

01:47:22.000 On a third note, if artillery hits you, you would not be filming.

01:47:25.000 You'd throw your phone and start running as fast as you could to get away from the absolute mayhem.

01:47:29.000 The impact also should have been so loud that the camera's mic would pop.

01:47:33.000 I'm calling total bullshit on this video.

01:47:35.000 And then again, why would Russians film this proudly knowing 4chan and Reddit could find the location of where they are in minutes? 0.96

01:47:59.000 Hey, you can play it out while I read the next letter.

01:48:03.000 Turn it down a bit.

01:48:04.000 I just saw your phone-in vacation update, and I have to say that I found it tone-deaf and disheartening.

01:48:08.000 I get that we're not friends.

01:48:09.000 I understand that my emails probably irritate you, and I get it.

01:48:11.000 So hopefully, this will be my last one after I speak my mind on the subject.

01:48:14.000 Sorry in advance.

01:48:16.000 It's long.

01:48:16.000 You started something huge, something grand.

01:48:18.000 You're not just an entertainer.

01:48:19.000 He's talking about me.

01:48:20.000 You're not just a comedian.

01:48:21.000 You're a spiritual leader, a countercultural revolutionary.

01:48:24.000 You created a powerful movement, and it's had a shitload of consequences for a lot of people.

01:48:29.000 I was in the group, meaning the Proud Boys, when the guys were jailed.

01:48:32.000 It was shocking and horrible, scary even.

01:48:34.000 I thought, what have I got myself into?

01:48:36.000 I was there when you stepped down and the feds infiltrated and tended to subvert the group the next day.

01:48:44.000 So the group starts to rise, national notoriety.

01:48:46.000 They become symbolic Patsy like so many communist regimes before them did. 0.59

01:48:49.000 So now Proud Boys are a communist regime.

01:48:51.000 They're even brought up in two presidential debates.

01:48:55.000 Yes, we're all aware of this.

01:48:56.000 My elder daughter's school is talking about Proud Boys and the scourge of white supremacy.

01:49:00.000 Now I'm the fucking racist pariah of my own family, and my daughter attempted just what the school teacher taught her, to divorce your racist parents and destroy the family from within.

01:49:09.000 She pretty much got the whole family against me for several months.

01:49:11.000 It was really easy for her to other me.

01:49:13.000 I was in a racist, insurrectious, much-maligned hate group.

01:49:16.000 I've been through some horrible and traumatic experiences in my life, but that year of lockdowns was hell for me, and it was mostly because of my year and a half association with the group.

01:49:24.000 Fast forward a year, I have a woman waiting to take photos of me on my skating route on three different occasions.

01:49:30.000 I guess means skateboarding.

01:49:32.000 Another time, the same lady is waiting on the same route on a bike where she just follows behind and trails me and makes small talk for 10 blocks. 0.99

01:49:38.000 I also see her a few other times elsewhere in town.

01:49:40.000 The few proud boys I still talk to, he's not in the club anymore, tell me of similar stories of being documented, their cars photographed.

01:49:47.000 We all know that the intelligentsia deep state is petty and their umbrella is vast, especially if you're interesting.

01:49:54.000 If anything, they have us all well documented, including all of our chat logs and online group activity.

01:49:59.000 Then you have January 6th, and all the guys getting thrown in the gulag for nothing.

01:50:03.000 We're all getting nervous.

01:50:04.000 Are they coming after us?

01:50:05.000 My wife is freaked out.

01:50:06.000 She was in the Proud Boy's Wife's Club. 0.71

01:50:08.000 What have you gotten us into?

01:50:11.000 Me?

01:50:11.000 He doesn't mean what have I. He means he's asking himself what he got his family into.

01:50:16.000 My wife's starting a little paranoid. 1.00

01:50:18.000 And then there's all these other situations.

01:50:19.000 Ray Epps, the Whitner kidnapping, the laptop cover-up.

01:50:22.000 They're just going after normal working-class stiffs and locking them up. 1.00

01:50:24.000 They're clearly not above that.

01:50:26.000 Then there's the Mar-a-Lago raid, which added fuel.

01:50:28.000 Everyone in this movement that you created, and all the others connected by a shared ideology and activism, are getting worried.

01:50:34.000 Then fucking bam, they got Gavin.

01:50:37.000 What a major escalation this is.

01:50:39.000 Now we're all depressed and on high alert.

01:50:41.000 We're legitimately worried for you and your family.

01:50:43.000 We're worried for everyone and their family in this moment, and we have been since the beginning.

01:50:47.000 And we're worried for our own families.

01:50:49.000 We've all found out that no one is safe from this regime, and they go after and survey the fun, smart, and interesting ones first, but they're more willing to go after average war veterans and roofers and plumbers and cancer-ridden old women.

01:51:01.000 Salt of the Earth Americans.

01:51:03.000 So it's not too far-fetched to be concerned.

01:51:06.000 Normal, everyday people who had the courage to put their necks on the line, to be brave and get fired because of your inspiration and guidance, got really freaked out by this stunt.

01:51:14.000 May not be our friend, but we still care for you and admire what you've done and the suffering that you and your family have endured as a result.

01:51:20.000 It would have been nearly just as devastating if they nabbed, say, James Lindsay or any other significant culture warrior.

01:51:26.000 Whether you like it or not, you are more than just an entertainer, and therefore, I believe that you need to be a little more responsible to your followers.

01:51:34.000 A lot of those guys are already way too paranoid as it is.

01:51:38.000 You really came off as an absolute jerk in that episode, and I feel the need to speak my mind.

01:51:46.000 Anyways, just try to keep an open mind about what I said.

01:51:48.000 I'll let myself out.

01:51:52.000 Let's get to the final video.

01:51:58.000 After this short break.

01:52:01.000 Gotta get a little quicker with these things, dude.

01:52:03.000 *outro music*

01:52:14.000 The blue-eyed girl.

01:52:15.000 So, we've never mentioned Queen Elizabeth dying.

01:52:18.000 I don't know.

01:52:19.000 I didn't like the royal family as a young man.

01:52:21.000 Now I've got a lot of respect for it.

01:52:23.000 Probably because I hate the people that hate it.

01:52:26.000 And Queen Elizabeth, very likable gal.

01:52:29.000 But do you really feel sad when someone 96 dies?

01:52:32.000 I think you go, you did a good job.

01:52:37.000 She was queen for 70 years.

01:52:40.000 Holy shit.

01:52:42.000 Wonder if she just got the vax.

01:52:46.000 A long time ago, I was at a pub in Toronto with my brother.

01:52:52.000 And I was wearing Proud Boys clothes, and I was with Proud Boys.

01:52:56.000 And I could tell people were angry because Toronto is...

01:53:04.000 It really is.

01:53:04.000 Like, people, if they think a racist is in the room, they'll literally have a seizure.

01:53:08.000 My brother said he saw Faith Goldie was at a restaurant once and someone noticed she was there and they went, a racist is here.

01:53:14.000 That woman's a Nazi. 1.00

01:53:15.000 And then someone who didn't know who Faith Goldie was collapsed and started convulsing.

01:53:19.000 That's Toronto.

01:53:20.000 So I'm there, I'm there, I'm there.

01:53:23.000 And everyone's mad at me.

01:53:26.000 And I look back and I see this girl.

01:53:28.000 She's sitting by the entrance.

01:53:29.000 There's a little booth there by the door to come in.

01:53:31.000 And she's like this.

01:53:33.000 Doing that thing that they do where they think staring is scary.

01:53:36.000 Staring is scary if you're in the Pagans or MS-13 or Hell's Angels and you're sitting there with your colors on going, I'm scared.

01:53:47.000 If you're a chick, I'm not scared.

01:53:50.000 And so she's staring at me, and she's kind of pretty and stylish too, which makes her even less scary.

01:53:54.000 So I was laughing with my brother.

01:53:55.000 And I go, isn't it funny how you see a dude staring at you and you go, all right.

01:53:59.000 You start positioning yourself, you know, with your back to the wall and getting ready and taking off your glasses and removing your watch and stuff and thinking of things, particular ways you're going to start this fight and how to get out of there and stuff.

01:54:13.000 But when you see a woman that wants to kill you, you're just like, and I go, it's not like she has a knife or anything.

01:54:21.000 And then this guy eavesdrops and he's mad too.

01:54:26.000 And he goes, what do you mean?

01:54:28.000 I go, oh, you're having some fun listening to the conversation.

01:54:31.000 He goes, how do you know she doesn't have a knife?

01:54:34.000 I go, women don't have knives. 1.00

01:54:36.000 They don't do that.

01:54:38.000 Some men have knives, but most people, middle-class white people, don't carry knives.

01:54:44.000 And women never carry knives. 1.00

01:54:46.000 And he goes, you don't know that.

01:54:47.000 She could have a knife right now. 0.60

01:54:49.000 And I'm like, yeah, yeah, she could have a knife.

01:54:52.000 She could have a gun.

01:54:53.000 And then my brother goes, yeah, anyone could have a knife.

01:54:55.000 Dogs have knives.

01:54:56.000 A dog could have a knife.

01:54:58.000 And the guy fucking snaps and he starts going, dogs don't have knives.

01:55:04.000 Dogs don't, pounding the bar so hard, screaming, dogs don't have knives.

01:55:09.000 Like the guy had never been in an argument before, I guess, and never been mocked, that our pints are like earthquaking all over the bar.

01:55:18.000 And the bartender goes, look, man, I'm sorry.

01:55:19.000 I like you guys, but you got to get out of here.

01:55:21.000 Like you're causing, your very existence is causing a riot.

01:55:25.000 I'm like, yeah, yeah, yeah, we're leaving.

01:55:28.000 And then we went to some shitty, really ugly, brand new, like, neon lights bar that looked like it was made at Home Depot.

01:55:38.000 No flavor or history or culture to it at all.

01:55:41.000 And it was mostly what they're called, First Nations up there.

01:55:44.000 But here we call them American Indians, natives, and black immigrants, Somalis.

01:55:49.000 They, of course, didn't know who we were.

01:55:51.000 And then we just ended up hanging out with those guys, doing nose beers, doing beer beers.

01:55:55.000 So the racists felt most comfortable with the visible minorities that the liberals who were screaming about dogs having guns had never even met.

01:56:04.000 What a cuckoo world we live in.

01:56:06.000 Anyway, when I told that story for the very first time, it really caught on.

01:56:10.000 And I did it much louder.

01:56:11.000 I don't want to disturb our neighbors right now.

01:56:14.000 And dogs don't have knives became like a saying.

01:56:19.000 And someone even sent me a t-shirt.

01:56:20.000 I've actually, I lost track of the t-shirt, but I was watching Kumi's show once, and there he was wearing a t-shirt that said, dogs don't have knives.

01:56:27.000 And there was a dog with a knife in its mouth.

01:56:29.000 And so it's been a running joke with my brother and I ever since.

01:56:33.000 And then I, which is why I just sent him this video.

01:56:40.000 Theo, drop the knife.

01:56:43.000 Holy shit.

01:56:44.000 Drop the knife.

01:56:47.000 Buddy.

01:56:49.000 Okay, you have to.

01:56:52.000 Theyo, drop the knife. 1.00

01:56:54.000 I could watch that on a loop.

01:56:56.000 I could watch that for an hour.

01:56:58.000 An hour.

01:57:00.000 Anyway, folks, see you in Vegas tomorrow afternoon, 3 p.m.

01:57:06.000 We'll be announcing the date any second now.

01:57:08.000 I mean, the location.

01:57:10.000 And then, oh, my God, so much fun stuff planned in Vegas this weekend with Proud Boys, the Margarita Boys, various compounds, various parties, and then just straight gambling.

01:57:23.000 I'll warn you in advance, Monday's show is going to be terrible because I'll be a mere husk of a man.

01:57:30.000 And if you're not coming to Vegas, well, have some fun on your own.

01:57:33.000 And like I say every Friday, please try to stay off your phone.

01:57:38.000 Let's all try to have as little screen time this weekend as possible.

01:57:43.000 We want as much home alone, not home alone, hanging out with the kids, hanging out with the wife, hanging out with the girlfriend, hanging out with the buddies, eye-to-eye conversations.

01:57:52.000 Talk to people.

01:57:52.000 Talk to cab drivers.

01:57:54.000 Get off your fucking phone.

01:57:55.000 Get away from the video games.

01:57:57.000 Stop binging shows.

01:57:58.000 Get out there.

01:57:59.000 Meet people.

01:57:59.000 Experience life.

01:58:01.000 The Lord blessed us with this gift called life.

01:58:04.000 Don't waste it on a fucking algorithm.

01:58:06.000 Get fired.

01:58:07.000 Get in trouble.

01:58:07.000 Be brave.

01:58:08.000 And never stop fighting.

01:58:35.000 Get my big tent.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 09, 2022

S4E161 - GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

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