S4E164 - A LIFE WITH MEANING
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 26 minutes
Words per Minute
146.25073
Summary
This week, the boys are joined by a special guest who happens to be a fan of the band Sloppy Seconds of Summer. They talk about the band's new album, feminism, and what it means to be "woke" in the 21st century.
Transcript
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They're mocking kiss on that album cover, of course.
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And the song was, I don't want to be a homosexual.
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That was the good old days, the 80s hardcore days, where you could be totally rude and offensive.
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You know what these fucking commie teenagers do now?
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So they start with socialism and Marx, and they get into the Soviet Union and Stalinism, and they know that's their Achilles' heel, that communism failed in the Soviet Union.
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They go, a lot of them were criminals, thieves, and then they throw in landlords.
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Look up Models Fashion Runway where nothing but sex tape.
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This is not a video of Kim Kardashing blowing yet another black dude.
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Now, the reason I bring that up is because the girl on the right with the bald dude, that body's a little too fit for my liking, right?
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I'm not kicking her out of bed for eating crackers.
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Obviously, you know, these women are light years out of my league.
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But if we can be critics of perfection, how about that one on the other side?
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I haven't been laid in a very long time, by the way.
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Wouldn't it be cool if it had her name and then we could just totally chimp, simp out?
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Her tits suck, and they're literally being held up with tape, so they want to be much flatter.
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She's also a 6.6 with terrible tits and no curves.
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Shouldn't you be have an insane body if you're going to be modeling nude?
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And why are you writing about something that much?
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He doesn't represent the baby monsters per se, because it looks like we're mocking our subscribers, and it's rude to bite that hand that feeds you.
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This is just one character who happens to be a big fan.
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When the fag is away, the real man came out to play.
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That means you have to change the background after you play the interstitial.
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The feminism intro is a little long, so I'm going to tell you to cut it and then just lay the music underneath if you can pull that off.
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She was a girl who went to, this is back when the alt-right was not non-toxic, abnormal.
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And she went to a Trump rally to get some MAGA scalps.
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And of course, MAGA scalps with Antifa mean MAGA hats.
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Yeah, she went to Berkeley to get some mega scalps.
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She ran into that guy, Django Unchained, whatever his name is, and he punched her in the face.
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I like this guy's drawings, but the pacing is bizarre here.
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It's like it's B-roll for someone telling the story.
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Anyway, the thing I find fascinating about her is I saw an interview with her.
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I think it was on her parents' massive property.
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She's a very pretty, middle-class girl who used to look normal, had a great path ahead of her, a bright future, and she chose Marxism.
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And what happens when you choose people who want to destroy America?
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You're going to blow up while you're making a ball.
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So she used to do like an OnlyFans thing where she would model her incredibly hairy beef.
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And now she's living in an RV and she's a prostitute.
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This is what happens, ladies, when you embrace feminism, when you reject tradition.
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They're killing tradition to replace it with nothing until that's you.
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He pushed me over, and I was just stuck in this corner.
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He like he follows me as I'm running away and punches me again, and that's where I fall over.
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She said, I'm running away and he keeps punching me.
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She went there to fight because she's dumb and she thinks women can beat up men because she's been brainwashed by feminism into thinking she's some sort of action hero.
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And she announced before she was even there that she was going to go kick some mega ass.
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These guys have got to learn what fucking lighting is.
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In the video, they have this moment happening right now in the end of the video.
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Went in immediately and took what they could, which is like everything.
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A disgusting porn star who does hairy fisting porn.
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My home phone number, cell phone, like my family members.
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Not only me, but the people that I affiliate with were put in danger.
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That woman is part of Antifa, which is a violence.
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Can you effing believe this that someone goes to punch Nazis and can't believe she got punched?
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It doesn't matter, how you feel about Nathan Domingo or anything.
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Make those guys innocent patriots, make them Zegiling Nazis, whatever.
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I'm going to go take care of some Hell's Angels.
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And then I'm like, Hell's Angels beat the shit Out of me.
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International terrorist organization, left-wing terrorist organization.
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They were not showing that her Facebook statement saying that she was going to come to scalp 100 Nazis and stuff like that.
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They didn't show the fact that she was swinging around the bottle at people.
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I've said in previous interviews that I never had a bottle in my hand, but going through the footage and getting things shown to me, I realized that I don't remember half of what happened.
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If I need you to intervene, I'll ask you to, but this is my show, and I'm not really looking for a co-host.
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Ryan used to have a camera pointing down at his shit.
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Wasn't that the documentary on Netflix about calling everyone Nazis?
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Yeah, this movie's left-wing, and it talks about how dangerous me and Nathan and Nick Fuentes and all that is.
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So either they're really bad at their job, or this is a new edit?
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Does anyone watch this and think, well, man, Nazis suck?
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Like, they just gave Nathan's side of the argument, and it's good.
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And then they just showed her, admitting, in her own deceptive way, that she lied.
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But I did have a bottle in my hand, and I remember when the smoke bomb went off and they started charging, I was like, oh, shit.
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I don't want to leave this here for one of them to take to bash one of my friends' heads in.
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She's telling two stories at once and they contradict each other.
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You literally seconds ago said that you don't remember.
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And now you have a whole story about protecting bottles.
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It's because I didn't want you to have too many guns.
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I'm so unarmed right now, and I'm terrified of these men.
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I've just been really humbled that a lot of people have had my support and come up to me today and just said thank you for fighting for our ability to come here and speak.
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But I would have thought that something would have happened because I'm pretty sure he was on parole because he was in prison for five years.
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His posse and group and whatnot would probably not take kindly to me putting their leader and recruiter in prison again.
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Maybe because you wouldn't have a case because we'd expose you for throwing bottles and picking a fight.
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Did you see that picture of both of them covered in blood?
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Ladies, again, let's separate politics from this.
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You can make NT for the good guys and Nathan the bad guys.
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My point is a really tense political rally is a thing where men go.
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If it's just like a conference or a talk or something like that, all genders, all people should go.
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But if you know that some shit's going to go down, don't go.
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As Tucker says, you should have the right to go anywhere.
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But you know that this is basically a mass brawl.
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She showed up there in flip-flops, ready to take on Nazis.
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When we took on Nazis in the 40s, we were heavily armed.
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We even had nuclear weapons, and there was no chicks.
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That's Moldilocks and her boyfriend, who we just saw.
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Never before seen footage of Antifa go ranting about her failed coffee wine shop.
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This girl is fascinating because it shows what feminism, what Marxism, what Antifa can do to a life.
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Her politics are what got her punched in the face.
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Her bullshit is what got her punched in the face.
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She convinced herself that she can beat up men.
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That's why, as a society, we go so nuts when men beat women.
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This is the second time I've had a producer named Ben.
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You don't brag about never-before-seen footage and then not show it.
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You don't brag about never-before-seen footage.
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This is the whole reason I've been trying to get there.
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They're given it birth, and they said, here's a seed.
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If your life is over, you could always cash it in, but then you got nothing.
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And when women are totally fucked, they sell it.
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And they shouldn't because you don't get it back.
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And we're left with them selling the only thing they have left.
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You know, in the movie Taken, Liam Neeson loses his daughter to the bad guys, and they do the worst thing imaginable.
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They make the girls who've been kidnapped into prostitutes.
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That's an action movie where the dad has to save her because it's his worst nightmare.
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And you know what he does to the guys that made his daughter into a prostitute?
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Because all us dads are watching it going, you fucking, I would fucking kill all you fucking, oh, you bastards, fucking.
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Because if he's dead, he's spitting in his grave.
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She's a little too fit, too, just as a sidebar.
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Trying to see the other video so we can compare and contrast.
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Is Age of Rage, is the whole movie beige like that?
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Okay, so let's put this newspiece forward like this.
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I have definitely seen porn, where she does like hairy porn, get a hairy vag.
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But it appears, we'll have to double confirm this, that she has gone the whole way.
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But my point here is really about how feminism and lying to women about who they are destroys lives.
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And when they finally realize that having kids is awesome, it's too late.
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And the good news is some of them are realizing it now.
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Is that for people in bed who don't want to wake up their significant other?
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I have friends and family that always tells me you're so lucky to be single and have no kids.
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oh good this isn't cc but i got something to show you womp womp womp Sitting down facing the wall.
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Because you have somebody who's waiting for you at home.
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Whether you feel like you don't got time for yourself.
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At least you could eat on the table full of people who loves you.
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So think twice before you tell somebody that's single that they live in a life.
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Because you don't know how envy they are of you.
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Wish you find that once you love someone to build a family and have kids with and who to come to.
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And remember, it's better to be with people you love and be on the table with people you love than to be.
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She did not spend her primary years prioritizing relationships so she gets to age 40.
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Admit life, and there's a crisis because the rest of her life.
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These guys, these like ladies, feminism is bad for you, present their evidence, blow up, and then they either die or get canceled.
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Millions of views on YouTube, and then poof, gone.
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And I especially liked seeing this with people like Chelsea Handler and Sarah Silverman, who pushed the whole like, you don't need to get married.
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He goes, I'll spend like 40 hours on a monologue.
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Dude, your monologues are mediocre and they're forgotten instantly.
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You might as well be playing a little blues guitar.
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I shouldn't totally trivialize his life, or mine gets trivialized.
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But check out Sarah Silverman, who, by the way, has a sister in Israel who's got tons of kids drowning in love and affection.
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She goes to these family reunions and she sees all her nieces and nephews growing up and becoming women and offering things to the world.
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And you realize when you're childless, I'm not part of this.
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I'm just sort of like space junk, you know, floating outside of the Earth.
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Well, that's an interesting piece then, because my false information sent us down a whole path of kind of juicy gossip.
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And she still looks, you know, the same with the bull ring in her nose.
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As opposed to this with the long weird face, you don't get a bigger weird nose.
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Oh, so the chick you just showed, that's Moldilocks, right?
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That my boobs are something like two sizes bigger since gaining a few pounds.
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I put on my, you know, I took a bath, I put on my tinted moisturizer, listened to old sets on my phone to kind of just prep and just do proactive things.
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I sunk into depression because I felt like nothing matters, and it ended up being the same thing that snapped me out of it.
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That is the third saddest thing I've heard today.
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It is such a common attitude on the left to think that nothing matters, to have no fulfillment, to have no joy.
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And it's like, yeah, you guys don't want to get married.
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You think that there is an oppressive system killing you.
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Forgive me in the comments and this is my mantra.
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We are all doing things to keep busy until we die and it's okay and there's nothing to worry about.
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And there's so much that is so incredible and fulfilling in this life.
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Like with atheism, it's just random that we're here.
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I met a guy in Paris who was like, I'm not just agnostic.
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And then there's all this anti-Western shit, right?
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Where we're evil, we were colonizers, we were terrible.
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So now you look at all the beauty we've created that God enabled us to create.
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All these fantastic sculptures and music and art and literature.
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So now you can't enjoy the fruits of our labor.
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You keep shitting in your own mouth, you're going to get sick.
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I just heard you ranting in an almost suicidal tone.
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And I think, too, they're constantly putting all their, like, they go, I don't need a man, because women are agreeable, right?
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Then they get Joe Coy and they go, I do need a man.
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And they realize they were lying to themselves all these years, pretending that it was good.
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Joe Coy and these other guys, they're used to just blowing through bitches and just dumping them when they get bored.
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I know a guy who is fiancé's pregnant and she said, I want to have the wedding After I have the baby, and I go, That's fine for the ceremony, dude.
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You have to register this because it's very hard to dump a husband.
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She dumps you, she gets a new boyfriend, the kid starts calling that guy dad.
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So without marriage, without kids, without last names, they just go, ah, I want to fuck kind of a more of a Latina.
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They say you don't know how much he envy, he have envy of you.
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And then these women are really fucked because I convinced myself that my life was awesome.
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And that's when you wake up on a Saturday and go, what's the point?
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This is why I was so pissed off at Bill Schultz.
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He said, Gavin always tells people to get married and have kids because he got famous recently.
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And it's like, first of all, you're trivializing my marriage, saying I hate it and shitting on my wife and my kids.
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And secondly, you're assuming that my motive, which is increased joy, maximum happiness, as little regret as possible, my motive is the opposite of that.
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I wish I had settled down earlier, and I want you to make the same mistake.
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And believe me, the inbox is chock-a-block with people saying, dude, I got a kid.
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I have been avoiding racism as a subject for a while because it feels racist.
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And I think racism and anti-Semitism and sexism, any kind of ism is a rut.
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But everyone else is talking about it and they're lying about it and they're saying we're the bad guys and black people are angels.
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So every once in a while we have to do a little reboot and discuss some uncomfortable things.
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So without further poo-poo, let's dive in, deep dive into some racism.
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What other different, what else could I have done to piss you off?
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This happens a lot, and I've got them all documented here.
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While these teachers are telling our kids what BLM is and how important it is to protest and how you should throw a brick at Starbucks, they're not teaching math.
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Which means we can give everyone $1 million and we should still have about $340 million left.
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Because if you give 60 million people $1 million, that's $60 million.
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No, if you were to give a million dollars to 60 people, that would work.
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South Africa has 60 oranges, which means you can give everyone one orange.
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So it has 60 oranges, which means we can give...
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400 oranges, and South Africa has 60 oranges, which means we can give everyone one orange.
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I think if you divided up 400 million by 60 million, I think you'd be able to give people like $6 or $7.
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I just made that the link in case she took it down.
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But imagine doing that, getting ratioed, and just leaving it there.
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And she was on with the dude who doesn't mind his daughter's ass being eaten on TV.
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Who wants to spend a billion bucks beating this guy?
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Somebody tweeted recently that actually with the money he spent, he could have given every American a million dollars.
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When I read it tonight on social media, it kind of all became clear.
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Don't tell us if you're ahead of us on the math.
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He could have given $1 million and have had lunch money left over.
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And I think they also think a trillion is a billion.
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Because when they talk about the deficit, they don't seem to think it's a big deal.
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And they say, can't some of these billionaires just pay off the deficit?
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All of the billionaires in America could maybe take 10% off of our, what are we at now, $20 trillion?
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And the spooky thing about this is, and I'm glad we pulled in, what's his name again, that guy?
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And they said, how did you feel about that scene?
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No, dude, you don't want to see your daughter getting eaten out on TV.
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And we know you're a liar because you said bodies were floating down the river in New Orleans in the French Quarter, and the French Quarter was not flooded that bad.
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But this Brian Williams, yeah, the spooky thing about what we just saw, right, was that dumb black woman brought it up.
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The staff at NBC, the graphics guy who put it there, how many people were involved in that?
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14 people saw that and went, yep, it's going up.
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Oh, yeah, the other thing about the Queen's crown is it wasn't South Africa then.
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Do you want to see what South Africa looked like in 1940?
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Do you think there was African people mining diamonds and then someone stole it?
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And does that mean that all mining that happened in the world has to go back to the original country it's in?
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That's not how it worked, especially if you're too stupid to get it out yourself.
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Which is why we need to get in a time machine and not tell the Middle East that we're getting oil out there, pay them $100 a month.
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No, make them pay us $100 a month to clean their water supply and get that gross black stuff out of it.
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Now here's a professor doing the same, and I can't tell if he's joking or not.
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He could have given each person 5 billion and still...
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I feel like a check for $5 billion would be life-changing for most people.
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I graduated with a PhD in economics, a minor in mathematics, John Hopkins.
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You know, Crip Daddy, my trolling days have come to an end.
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Crip Daddy put out a quote recently, if you can see his Twitter, about the Little Mermaid.
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People are upset that they've blackified even her.
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And he put out a tweet pretending that these certain terms were being used.
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List of slurs the alt-right are using because of the little mermaid being black.
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I can't believe he didn't include mommy tea, mammy tea, coon tuna, fried chicken of the sea, fishbowl slave, house slave, police battered fish stick, and Jamai mackerel, pick a swimmy, seaporch monkey, jigaboo jellyfish.
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And his Twitter feed is full of people going, no one's using those.
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You're really just going to write off racism when it's right in front of you?
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None of these terms have been brought up when I've made fun of the new mermaid movie.
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It's hard to separate racism as far as this show goes with affirmative action.
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This woman, Jumi Bellows' debut novel was dropped for plagiarism.
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The New York Times is writing about it because she's a black woman.
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So she was chosen to win this book prize because she's black.
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And then the New York Times cares and gets all over it because she's black.
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This girl plagiarized at the Iowa Writers Workshop, plagiarized her novel, then plagiarized her apology letter.
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They yanked her 225K advance, and black writers now claim publishing is racist and not safe for black people because you get your money revoked.
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And it's not safe for us plagiarizers in publishing.
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That's like saying, I stab people, that's what I do.
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And it's not safe for me to walk down the streets because I'm going to get arrested when I do my stabbings.
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You got your money taken away because You cheated.
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I'm not going to give you money for someone else's book.
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They have a distribution deal with their content.
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And the fact that she plagiarized her apology letter is just and this is kind of similar.
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Blacks in Oregon go to jump to 4-0 are allowed to steal bikes now.
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You see, stealing bikes is something that we do as African American.
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So don't prosecute it or you're making the streets unsafe.
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San Francisco Bicycle Coalition says not to call police about stolen bikes because it hurts black and brown people.
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You see, so you don't have to stop plagiarizing or stealing bikes.
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It's just like that mayor who said we need to give them room to riot.
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And blacks and brown people in Oregon, this is another same state, were having trouble graduating.
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Their reading, writing, and arithmetic was bad.
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You can't progress, you can't progress academically if you don't do the work.
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So the solution, just like with the bikes, no more standards.
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Oregon governor signs law allowing students to graduate without proving they can write or do math.
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It gives us an opportunity to review our graduation requirements and make sure our assessments can truly assess all students' learning.
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The bill, which suspends proficiency requirements for students for three years, has attracted controversy for at least temporarily suspending academic standards.
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Amid the COVID-19 pandemic, backers argued the existing proficiency levels for math reading presented an unfair challenge for students who do not test well.
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And here's the moment you've all been waiting for.
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Boyle said the new standards for graduation would aid Oregon's black, Latino, Latinx, Indigenous, Asian.
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Yeah, I don't think Asian should be in that list.
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Pacific Islander, tribal, and students of color.
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You mean black people and a couple of Mexicans.
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I remember the fire department, they said that black people were having trouble with the written part of the tests.
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They also noticed black people didn't like the smoke room.
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You've got to go through this long chamber of smoke, and you come out coughing your guts out.
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Black people hate it, so they said, okay, black people don't have to do it anymore.
00:48:41.000
They sued the FDNY for 10 years for racism because they couldn't pass the test.
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And then the FDNY retroactively paid them back all those 10 years because they should have been firemen those 10 years and then hired them.
00:48:56.000
So they show up at the firehouse making like whatever a fireman would make after 10 years, probably like 100 grand.
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And they're sitting next to guys who have lost friends, who have almost died, who have been doing this job for 10 years.
00:49:20.000
I heard they did this in South Africa with the GED high school things.
00:49:24.000
You know that when you go to high school after high school, adult high school?
00:49:40.000
This is what happens when you abandon meritocracy.
00:49:57.000
And this one is eating the poop all over the place.
00:50:10.000
She's corrupt because she is a product of affirmative action.
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She's not there for any other reason but her race.
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And so you're not going to get qualified people.
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If you only hired people with long hair, you wouldn't have the same quality as if, I mean, as if you hired people who were the most qualified.
00:50:36.000
Breaking Report, New Orleans, Democrat Mayor, Latoya Cantrell, says flying economy is unsafe for black women.
00:50:42.000
And she refuses to pay $30,000 of taxpayer cash.
00:50:50.000
The Louisiana purchase hadn't quite gone through.
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So she had to check in on the French to make sure that the deal was being passed.
00:51:05.000
Whether or not New Orleans Mayor Pussy applied to elected officials she charged this year to upgrade her city air travel to business in first class.
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All expenses incurred doing business on behalf of the city of New Orleans will not be reimbursed to the city of New Orleans.
00:51:29.000
I do my job, and I will continue to do it with distinction, with dignity, and integrity every step of the way.
00:51:42.000
I love the culture and the day drinking and all that, but living there.
00:51:47.000
He just goes out of his house every few days with his pit bulls and just looks around just to make sure everyone remembers.
00:51:59.000
They see his pit bulls when he walks them, obviously, but just stands around the gun.
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Just a reminder: I'm the guy who's heavily armed in this house.
00:52:10.000
So maybe she's right, though, that it is unsafe for black people to ride coach.
00:52:21.000
I think it's unsafe for everyone to ride coach at this point.
00:52:30.000
Do you know what the number 4-2 means, Bernard?
00:52:54.000
That's my problem with these to catch a predator things.
00:52:57.000
It's just like this is someone who deserves a punch in the face.
00:53:08.000
They're like, hey man, look, we're not going to hurt you.
00:53:12.000
We have in the chat here, you talking about doing stuff that's NSFW with a 12-year-old.
00:53:16.000
And he's like, yeah, well, I wasn't going to do that.
00:53:26.000
If you're going to punch anyone in the face, shouldn't it be a fucking pedophile?
00:53:36.000
Here they are destroying the baggage claim after they got out of the plane.
00:53:47.000
Maybe I should have said what I'm saying, can we bring back punching in the face?
00:53:53.000
There seems to be one group who has no hesitation punching the shit out of anyone.
00:54:09.000
But Sonny from Reitbart, who I was once good pals with.
00:54:21.000
Not like a Ben Carson, but she's got the accent.
00:54:33.000
So she says, well, you're not seeing the whole story.
00:54:44.000
And it's not much better than what we just saw.
00:54:57.000
Okay, so what are you going to see that justifies a mob of 15 women beating the shit out of one girl?
00:55:35.000
So I think Sonny's angle is that the white woman threw the first punch.
00:55:49.000
But when do you punch someone when they're coming at you?
00:55:59.000
But I think it's pretty reasonable when some...
00:56:35.000
I'm starting to feel bad about all this negative publicity.
00:56:45.000
Apparently, a group of African-American youngsters are under the impression that because they saw some green in some old Egyptian drawings, by the way, the Egyptians, not black, Arab, they look like Sicilians.
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But because they see some pictures of Egyptians that were green, they think this is what color they are.
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They were green before the sun turned us copper.
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Oh boy, how great it feels to be our original color.
00:57:22.000
You know, before they put out the false sun that, oh, so there was a normal sun, and then someone switched the suns.
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Everybody's falling in love with this filter whole time.
00:57:51.000
This was our original color in ancient times, green and blue, before we started breathing in all these other chemicals in the air.
00:57:57.000
But chemicals are like post-industrial revolution, right?
00:58:02.000
What chemicals were around when you were green?
00:58:08.000
I mean, you act like the Hulk when you get mad.
00:58:13.000
But go down that thread because there's more people talking about it and explaining it.
00:58:20.000
That would be a good book, a book of the most ridiculous theories in the world.
00:58:25.000
Flat Earth, didn't land on the moon, no dinosaurs, all the things Ryan believes.
00:58:33.000
Like everybody else in the comments talking about their babies have green birthmarks.
00:58:41.000
Got our original way of life and our divine connection, and nature used 100% of our intelligence.
00:58:45.000
When magnesium was plentiful on our planet, our skin was greenish black.
00:58:52.000
Yeah, I know chemtrails, all these other things that are dumped into the sky, right?
00:58:56.000
And it tells you your body is made up of 75% water.
00:58:59.000
And with water and everything else, all those artificial metals, we illuminate brown.
00:59:32.000
That's because hydrogen is the lightest of all molecules and escapes to space easily.
00:59:36.000
As being multi-dimensional beings, I rest my case.
00:59:46.000
Anyway, that's a fun trend that won't go anywhere.
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These are just the ones that are caught on tape, too.
01:00:16.000
Yeah, that was my falling out with Ari the Rugged Man.
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I don't know if he talks to me anymore, but I shouldn't say a falling out.
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My last discussion with him was that Egyptian thing.
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And he did this fucking annoying thing where he sent me pictures of coffins, you know, the Tutankhamun, with blacks on them.
01:00:42.000
Like, I'm so stupid that your point just makes me laugh.
01:00:47.000
You can't have a discussion with someone when they do the LOL crying thing.
01:00:52.000
It's a very, I raise Gen X, but it's a very Zoomer thing.
01:00:56.000
But anyway, there was black people on those, on their burial things because they would pack them with their slaves.
01:01:06.000
So you paint slaves on it, so when he's dead in the afterlife, he gets his slaves.
01:01:14.000
And it's something they still think in China and Taiwan, where they burn paper shoes and paper cars and paper cell phones.
01:01:25.000
Paper money they burn so you can buy shit in the afterlife.
01:01:50.000
let me touch it um Now, this is a banked episode, to be frank, and I don't like saying that.
01:02:03.000
It kind of takes the allure out of it, especially when it says live from New York.
01:02:07.000
But some of these timings are going to seem weird.
01:02:12.000
Somebody's probably told you, but Gavin estimated maybe $400 a month for childcare.
01:02:30.000
That's what a middle-American dumb restaurant job would make.
01:02:37.000
So now if you're spending $350 for childcare and you're making $500, you're making $150 a week.
01:02:47.000
I think that's what they make in the third world.
01:02:58.000
You're talking about people who use sex dolls for a living, so that gives the day away.
01:03:06.000
I got plenty of hot chicks that follow me on Facebook.
01:03:10.000
This documentary is probably one of the funniest examples.
01:03:13.000
He attempts to crowdfund a sex doll and ends up on the local news, and his dad sees it, eventually gets a sex doll and murders it and lies about it being stolen.
01:03:29.000
Stabbing latex women and checking them out too much, you know.
01:03:47.000
So I can build my gothic prints if I had that kind of money.
01:03:51.000
But annoying that was going to get the news involved.
01:03:56.000
After my heat of anger was over, I could have handled that situation a lot better.
01:04:52.000
Can you guys post the flash for the eagle tattoo somewhere on the site?
01:05:25.000
So, let me make something clear about future shows.
01:05:28.000
If you have that on you, you get into the show for free.
01:05:32.000
If there's any problem at the door, have me contacted.
01:05:36.000
I'm usually very good about making sure people at the door understand that.
01:05:40.000
However, if you buy tickets and you have that tattoo, I'm not refunding your tickets.
01:05:49.000
And yes, you get the expensive one, the hangout one.
01:06:02.000
Hey, Big G, I might be late to this one, but I just discovered a new conversation killing out.
01:06:16.000
Gavtron, RiceWine, Maddie, this happened the Monday after you were quote-unquote arrested.
01:06:21.000
It made me think twice about it, even though the watch thing is what really nailed it shut for me.
01:06:41.000
Corporal Black, tell me you have some good news for you.
01:06:48.000
Trigger, you got ambushed, bitch, and then the quality of that is insane.
01:06:56.000
Like, that's indistinguishable from a real war movie.
01:07:02.000
When I saw this on my computer, it was much brighter.
01:07:06.000
I don't know if it's my monitor here or what, but I don't even know how they did it.
01:07:11.000
The mud they're on is real, and I guess it's green screen after that.
01:07:17.000
I guess someone spent like a day in After Effects?
01:07:19.000
Doll unboxings and makeup tutorials with Tray...
01:07:29.000
We didn't come all this way just to give it up to some Silicon Valley sprite, right?
01:07:39.000
Remember when we were there, he was building a massive real movie set with like five different shooting rooms.
01:07:59.000
The analogy, Bernard, is they're fighting a war to save YouTube.
01:08:05.000
But to answer your question, I've told you this before.
01:08:13.000
He used to call me regularly to go on the show.
01:08:19.000
We had a video message for his birthday or something.
01:08:23.000
And my video message was, will you stop not having kids?
01:08:29.000
I was ribbing him, but it wasn't like an angry thing.
01:08:32.000
And plus, when you're ribbing someone to make babies, you want them to have a better life.
01:08:37.000
And I think his wife may have been having some trouble.
01:08:42.000
But I obviously wouldn't be ribbing someone if I knew that there was any kind of biological issues.
01:09:00.000
No, what he meant was he was cutting me out of his contacts.
01:09:25.000
Yeah, Ryan was mentioning that he was reading Dostoevsky.
01:09:34.000
I remember seeing this woman, a documentary about this woman, who can never forget anything.
01:09:39.000
And she's clinically depressed because what we do as humans is we cherry-pick what memories we want to hold on to, and we just delete the shitty ones.
01:09:58.000
Wow, she looks exactly like the chick from Taxi.
01:10:03.000
And so they studied you and they found other people like you.
01:10:06.000
Yes, well, they studied a woman by the name of Jill Price first, and people were saying, oh, there's a woman on television who has your memory.
01:10:12.000
And then I found out from Leslie Stahl that she was offered the story and turned it down.
01:10:20.000
Her boyfriend, she's madly in love with together for a long time.
01:10:36.000
So when they were doing the box set and writing up the little things for the little booklet, whatever that comes with it, they hired her.
01:10:45.000
And when they were doing the advertising, they hired her because they're like, what's the one where Chachi got dumped by Joni?
01:11:05.000
Actress and author, Mary Lou Henner, has an amazing ability.
01:11:08.000
She can remember graphic details of almost every day of her life.
01:11:23.000
Oh, and there might be other people with that same thing.
01:11:29.000
It sounds like it would be cool, but apparently it's hell.
01:11:40.000
By the way, the email I'm trying to get to, there she is.
01:11:45.000
Come on along and listen to The lullaby of Broadway Hippoly and Ballyhoo The lullaby of Broadway The rumble of a song Can you guys be at work?
01:12:07.000
I just want to do my driving and then get home.
01:12:14.000
Remember when they used to call boobs bazookas?
01:12:20.000
So go to this picture, Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karina, Karinina.
01:12:26.000
And it's someone recommending some classic book, which is dumb.
01:12:30.000
But doesn't that look like a woman who's bent over with her hands behind her knees and someone stuffed a bunch of flowers up her ass?
01:12:49.000
Yeah Uh Tch tch tch tch tch Some guy was with a German woman, and she said, you must come on my pussy hairs, you see?
01:13:05.000
He said it was the most hilarious experience of his life.
01:13:09.000
Of course, he's probably referring to, he was probably sending me that because I had sex with a woman from Malta named Amma.
01:13:19.000
And when we were fornicating, NSFW, I was wearing a condom so I could ejaculate in her.
01:13:25.000
And she said, as I was ejaculating, she said, oh, you are coming in, my pussy, you fucking guesshole.
01:13:36.000
I bet she was as tall as 200 meters plus 200, the Statue of Liberty plus.
01:13:47.000
I'm happy with myself for being ride or die with you guys over the prank.
01:13:49.000
However, I've told my hands up completely to...
01:13:55.000
I suggested you apologize for upsetting your fans, friends, etc.
01:13:58.000
If you apologize, how would you be any different to the fags?
01:14:03.000
Like, any different from the fags we are opposed to?
01:14:08.000
It isn't your fault that we live in a climate of fear.
01:14:10.000
If we wanted to apologize, we should have subbed to Disney Plus.
01:14:21.000
Although it sucked to hear you say, fuck you, don't tell me how to do my art.
01:14:25.000
You are the one providing an outlet for our side.
01:14:28.000
You're the one taking the risks, taking the flack, making the effort to entertain.
01:14:34.000
I told you last week that some bitch came up to me and with her camera going, ha ha.
01:14:52.000
She was a model, and her face was like this big behind me holding some Maybelline.
01:15:02.000
And then she thought I was mad that I was in her picture.
01:15:10.000
Whether your pranks land unanimously or not, who the fuck is anyone to tell you what to do?
01:15:15.000
Dictating rules on each other makes us equally as bad as consuming our culture.
01:15:18.000
If you ever get to return to the UK, need cheap, safe transport, my London black cab is your wagon.
01:15:32.000
No, I spend a lot of time there, though, and I have local friends.
01:15:48.000
And yes, anytime that you're in jolly old, get your ride.
01:16:01.000
FYI, I did talk to Ron Coleman about your SPL lawsuit.
01:16:05.000
Hey, Gavin Fagg, FYI, I did talk to Ron Coleman about your lawsuit with SPLC, and obviously he verified that it is still sitting on the judge's desk.
01:16:14.000
I wanted to remind your viewers that they can reach most people on the right on Getter pretty easily.
01:16:22.000
P.S. I thought the prank was fantastic, but that's because I work with many other big fans of yours who are dumb as shit and fell for it when you fired Ryan.
01:16:31.000
Dude, people fell for it when I invented a helmet that cuts your hair.
01:16:38.000
Yes, episode, oh my gosh, I think that was season two, episode 132.
01:16:46.000
Again, folks at home, he's not a parody of you.
01:16:59.000
My neighbor, he's moved now to Florida, but he was in finance.
01:17:04.000
He paid $100,000 a year in property tax, which is why he moved to Florida.
01:17:22.000
And it was easy to match up because when you're shaking your head around, is that how we did it?
01:17:37.000
So youth believe that I have a helmet on that has clippers on the inside and they do a perfect job of cutting your hair, though it does hurt.
01:17:50.000
I think it'd be fun to try to guess what the next one's going to be.
01:17:54.000
It seems super obvious to me that it was nonsense, and even if it was the worst case scenario, I don't know you, so it was more of a sucks to be you.
01:18:07.000
Oh, this guy just shows as a chick with a huge ass.
01:18:17.000
The run that, this is one of the weirdest emails we've ever gotten.
01:18:20.000
The run that Journey had, the band Journey, from Infinity to Raised on Radio is nearly unparalleled.
01:18:27.000
Four of the ugliest fucks in show business managed to become absolute superstars making banger after banger after banger.
01:18:33.000
Then at the peak of their stardom, Steve decided to call it quits.
01:18:57.000
And then Journey kept saying, can we go back on tour, please?
01:19:05.000
So they said, okay, we're going to find the best cover band of Journey and just steal their singer.
01:19:13.000
And they did, and he's Filipino, barely speaks English, but he can hit those notes.
01:19:22.000
And at the end, the guy doesn't speak English very well.
01:19:25.000
So as he's leaving the stage, he goes, okay, I hope you're happy.
01:19:28.000
Not realizing that that means something sucked and you didn't want to do it.
01:19:34.000
Like, don't tell me to come over and bake you a cake and then you make me do it and the cake explodes and I go, I hope you're happy.
01:19:44.000
In my opinion, Steve had the best voice of the 80s.
01:19:49.000
He's sending me a letter about a singer in the 80s who he doesn't think was handsome, but was a good singer.
01:19:57.000
Even if his vocal cords were all fucked off, he could have had them play just a few steps down to make it a hospitable singing environment for him, but no.
01:20:08.000
No cash grabs, no reunion tours, except for that one in 95, but I don't think they tour.
01:20:20.000
Actually, journey are so shitty that they're fun.
01:20:22.000
And you saying don't stop believing at karaoke because it's fun, because they're so corny.
01:20:32.000
I thought he left because his wife was dying and then died.
01:20:35.000
Because then he came out with a song afterwards.
01:20:39.000
Maybe that was the excuse so he could stay in private.
01:20:55.000
Because this episode you have a helmet, but it's 134, and you have the helmet on, but that's not the haircut episode.
01:21:20.000
They had the wheel in the sky keeps on turning.
01:21:23.000
Any way you want it, that's the way you need it.
01:21:36.000
And Steve Perry came out with a smasher called She's Mine on his own.
01:21:48.000
Oh, so you like the song so much your penis became erect?
01:22:20.000
All right, we could even try it at the same time.
01:22:48.000
I just thought I saw a mouse scurry across the studio, but I didn't.
01:22:58.000
And if they go in our ear, Ben Cox can write an article about it.
01:23:05.000
No, but I could bring in my BB gun, and we could just have it around.
01:23:18.000
And I would just wait around because the TV was all open.
01:23:23.000
And where the TV was, I could see the kitchen perfectly.
01:23:25.000
So I just had the TV on, and I would just have my two-pump BB gun just sitting there, and it'd be on my lap.
01:23:32.000
And I would just see him and then like, or just once.
01:23:51.000
Now, this is a whole compilation I sent you, Brown.
01:23:55.000
I just want you to isolate the very first video.
01:23:59.000
Okay, the very first video, I think I can do it.
01:24:02.000
I don't understand what happened here, by the way.
01:24:28.000
Hey, man, so I'm going to be cutting your hair.
01:24:31.000
What we're going to do now is just a little blow dry, get that kind of stuff going.
01:24:36.000
Oh, wait, okay, we got to see that frame by frame.
01:24:57.000
An explosion shot out the back and the front and lit them both on fire.
01:25:40.000
If that is some sort of hit, that guy deserves a Nobel Hit Prize.
01:25:51.000
I feel like we need Chris Angel screaming yeah as it explodes.
01:25:57.000
All right, folks, that's another Ryanless episode, a meaningless episode.