Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E164 - A LIFE WITH MEANING

00:01:02.000 Sloppy Seconds.

00:01:03.000 I think they're from Detroit.

00:01:04.000 They're mocking kiss on that album cover, of course.

00:01:10.000 And the song was, I don't want to be a homosexual.

00:01:12.000 That was the good old days, the 80s hardcore days, where you could be totally rude and offensive.

00:01:18.000 Now, hardcore and punk are woke.

00:01:21.000 And coincidentally, it sucks now.

00:01:26.000 They have bands like, what are they called?

00:01:28.000 The Bad Cowboys or something.

00:01:30.000 Their album's full communism.

00:01:33.000 You know what these fucking commie teenagers do now? 0.88

00:01:36.000 They defend the gulags.

00:01:39.000 So they start with socialism and Marx, and they get into the Soviet Union and Stalinism, and they know that's their Achilles' heel, that communism failed in the Soviet Union.

00:01:48.000 So they go, actually, it was pretty good.

00:01:51.000 Really?

00:01:53.000 Didn't 8 million people starve in Holodomor?

00:01:58.000 Holodomor, however you pronounce that event?

00:02:02.000 Didn't Stalin kill tens of millions?

00:02:04.000 40 million people, I believe?

00:02:06.000 Yeah, a lot of them were ducks.

00:02:08.000 They say that.

00:02:08.000 They go, a lot of them were criminals, thieves, and then they throw in landlords.

00:02:18.000 Like, that's just as bad.

00:02:19.000 How dare you be a landlord?

00:02:22.000 They honestly think landlord is a crime.

00:02:26.000 Spoiled brats. 0.76

00:02:28.000 Go check it out.

00:02:29.000 Go to Venezuela.

00:02:30.000 Go experience socialism.

00:02:32.000 Hey, you know something I was just looking up?

00:02:34.000 Look up Models Fashion Runway where nothing but sex tape. 1.00

00:02:40.000 This is not your father's sex tape.

00:02:44.000 That'd be funny if my dad wore sex tape.

00:02:47.000 This is actual sticky tape.

00:02:49.000 This is not a video of Kim Kardashing blowing yet another black dude.

00:02:52.000 Now, the reason I bring that up is because the girl on the right with the bald dude, that body's a little too fit for my liking, right? 1.00

00:03:01.000 I'm not kicking her out of bed for eating crackers.

00:03:03.000 Don't get me wrong.

00:03:04.000 Obviously, you know, these women are light years out of my league. 1.00

00:03:08.000 But if we can be critics of perfection, how about that one on the other side?

00:03:13.000 I haven't been laid in a very long time, by the way.

00:03:15.000 Zoom in on her.

00:03:16.000 I want to...

00:03:23.000 And I think that's the perfect woman's body. 0.97

00:03:26.000 So feminine. 0.98

00:03:27.000 Zoom out a bit.

00:03:30.000 The way her legs come down into her ankles. 0.97

00:03:32.000 Wide hips.

00:03:34.000 I mean, she's perfection.

00:03:38.000 The tape thing, who cares?

00:03:39.000 It's boring.

00:03:40.000 Looks like some sort of foreigner. 0.99

00:03:42.000 Probably some Egyptian rich kid. 0.59

00:03:45.000 His dad owns oil.

00:03:50.000 But can we see more pics of her?

00:03:51.000 Can I just simp out here?

00:03:57.000 No, I don't want that.

00:03:58.000 There's four pics.

00:04:00.000 Okay, go down.

00:04:01.000 Wouldn't it be cool if it had her name and then we could just totally chimp, simp out? 0.73

00:04:05.000 No.

00:04:06.000 Wait, wait.

00:04:06.000 Oh, fuck.

00:04:08.000 Alvarez.

00:04:10.000 Maybe you could reverse image search?

00:04:11.000 No, no, no, no.

00:04:12.000 Okay, go back.

00:04:13.000 Go down again?

00:04:17.000 The black girl.

00:04:19.000 Her tits suck, and they're literally being held up with tape, so they want to be much flatter. 1.00

00:04:26.000 This woke affirmative action shit.

00:04:29.000 There's such things as hot black chicks. 1.00

00:04:32.000 That woman is like a six. 1.00

00:04:34.000 And that's, I'm not even using...

00:04:40.000 That's not even a seven.

00:04:47.000 What if you look up Joel Alvera's sex tape?

00:04:52.000 Oh, we got one.

00:04:53.000 Okay, so now she has an Afro, so she's in. 1.00

00:04:55.000 She's also a 6.6 with terrible tits and no curves. 1.00

00:05:03.000 Shouldn't you be have an insane body if you're going to be modeling nude? 1.00

00:05:13.000 Those shoes look kind of lame, too.

00:05:14.000 What's the next one?

00:05:16.000 That's it.

00:05:17.000 Oh.

00:05:19.000 We got a kooky show for you today, folks.

00:05:22.000 Ryan is away at the Black Tape Project.

00:05:29.000 Sounds like he's curing cancer.

00:05:32.000 And why are you writing about something that much?

00:05:36.000 Yeah, we don't have Ryan here.

00:05:39.000 He's in Disneyland.

00:05:40.000 We've got our number one fan.

00:05:42.000 I want to be clear with this fan, too.

00:05:44.000 He doesn't represent the baby monsters per se, because it looks like we're mocking our subscribers, and it's rude to bite that hand that feeds you.

00:05:52.000 This is just one character who happens to be a big fan.

00:05:57.000 When the fag is away, the real man came out to play. 1.00

00:06:03.000 Okay.

00:06:04.000 So usually we start light.

00:06:07.000 We've got a lot of segments to cover today.

00:06:09.000 So I'm going to dive right into feminism. 1.00

00:06:11.000 That means you have to change the background after you play the interstitial.

00:06:14.000 The feminism intro is a little long, so I'm going to tell you to cut it and then just lay the music underneath if you can pull that off. 1.00

00:06:20.000 Gotcha.

00:06:21.000 Let me know when we're ready to set sail.

00:06:23.000 We're ready to set sail.

00:06:25.000 All right.

00:06:25.000 Setting sail.

00:06:26.000 Who here identifies as a feminist? 1.00

00:06:28.000 We are the storm, the very form of change.

00:06:33.000 That was a little soon, but okay.

00:06:35.000 The world has been awakening.

00:06:37.000 I was going to tell you what's up.

00:06:39.000 I'm telling you when to stop.

00:06:41.000 Okay.

00:06:42.000 Now?

00:06:47.000 Remember Moldilocks?

00:06:48.000 Look up Moldilocks. 0.79

00:06:49.000 She was a girl who went to, this is back when the alt-right was not non-toxic, abnormal.

00:06:57.000 And she went to a Trump rally to get some MAGA scalps. 1.00

00:07:03.000 And of course, MAGA scalps with Antifa mean MAGA hats.

00:07:09.000 What's this now?

00:07:10.000 Oh, the story of Moldilocks.

00:07:12.000 Oh, really?

00:07:15.000 You know what?

00:07:17.000 Her real face is so much more interesting.

00:07:23.000 That guy's pretty good at drawing, though.

00:07:25.000 Oh, is he?

00:07:27.000 Turn it up.

00:07:27.000 He he he he he he.

00:07:35.000 I want to take my Nazi stops!

00:07:46.000 Yeah, she went to Berkeley to get some mega scalps. 1.00

00:07:50.000 She ran into that guy, Django Unchained, whatever his name is, and he punched her in the face.

00:08:05.000 Kind of weird pacing with this, isn't it?

00:08:12.000 There he is.

00:08:17.000 I like this guy's drawings, but the pacing is bizarre here.

00:08:21.000 So chunky.

00:08:25.000 It's like it's B-roll for someone telling the story.

00:08:28.000 Anyway, the thing I find fascinating about her is I saw an interview with her.

00:08:31.000 I think it was on her parents' massive property.

00:08:34.000 She's middle class. 0.93

00:08:35.000 She's a very pretty, middle-class girl who used to look normal, had a great path ahead of her, a bright future, and she chose Marxism.

00:08:44.000 She chose Antifa.

00:08:46.000 And what happens when you choose people who want to destroy America?

00:08:50.000 They end up destroying you in the process.

00:08:53.000 It's like joining Al-Qaeda or something.

00:08:55.000 You're going to blow up while you're making a ball.

00:08:58.000 And she has a bucket of her own hair. 1.00

00:09:02.000 They turned her into a whore. 1.00

00:09:06.000 Literally.

00:09:07.000 So she used to do like an OnlyFans thing where she would model her incredibly hairy beef. 1.00

00:09:13.000 And now she's living in an RV and she's a prostitute. 1.00

00:09:17.000 This is what happens, ladies, when you embrace feminism, when you reject tradition. 1.00

00:09:21.000 They're not killing tradition to free you.

00:09:25.000 They're killing tradition to replace it with nothing until that's you. 0.77

00:09:29.000 Nice lighting, by the way, on that segment.

00:09:32.000 But I don't know.

00:09:33.000 Have you got her being punched?

00:09:34.000 We knew exactly what we were walking into.

00:09:37.000 Punch it! 0.98

00:09:40.000 You had no idea what we were walking into.

00:09:42.000 You picked a fight.

00:09:44.000 You said we're going to go smash.

00:09:46.000 There's the punch.

00:09:46.000 He pushed me over, and I was just stuck in this corner.

00:09:50.000 Nathan D'Amigo had a seen in the video too.

00:09:54.000 He like he follows me as I'm running away and punches me again, and that's where I fall over.

00:10:00.000 Let's see what happens.

00:10:01.000 You have the video of that?

00:10:02.000 Oh, that's shit.

00:10:03.000 And you're dead.

00:10:06.000 Holy shit.

00:10:07.000 You don't.

00:10:08.000 You're in the video.

00:10:09.000 I'm in the video.

00:10:10.000 Well, cut me out of this.

00:10:13.000 That's too many gabs.

00:10:15.000 There's never too many gabs.

00:10:19.000 Me again, and that's where I fall over.

00:10:21.000 Let's see what happens.

00:10:22.000 You have the video of that?

00:10:23.000 And you're dead.

00:10:25.000 Boom.

00:10:26.000 Jesus.

00:10:28.000 You don't see this on.

00:10:30.000 The video just contradicted what she said.

00:10:32.000 She said, I'm running away and he keeps punching me.

00:10:36.000 She picked a fight. 0.97

00:10:37.000 She went there to fight because she's dumb and she thinks women can beat up men because she's been brainwashed by feminism into thinking she's some sort of action hero. 1.00

00:10:47.000 She's coming at them.

00:10:49.000 And she announced before she was even there that she was going to go kick some mega ass. 1.00

00:10:54.000 These guys have got to learn what fucking lighting is.

00:10:56.000 Jesus, that's very frustrating to look at.

00:11:00.000 And he punched her once.

00:11:02.000 She fell down.

00:11:03.000 Oh, they got that.

00:11:04.000 Oh, they got that too.

00:11:07.000 In the video, they have this moment happening right now in the end of the video.

00:11:15.000 Turn it up.

00:11:16.000 Went in immediately and took what they could, which is like everything.

00:11:22.000 Look at her.

00:11:22.000 That's her on the left.

00:11:24.000 A beautiful woman.

00:11:24.000 I'm all over this video.

00:11:26.000 A disgusting porn star who does hairy fisting porn. 1.00

00:11:30.000 I don't know what the hell it's.

00:11:31.000 Her poor father.

00:11:32.000 Well, I assume he's not around.

00:11:34.000 My identity was discovered.

00:11:37.000 My real legal name was found.

00:11:40.000 My home address was found.

00:11:42.000 My home phone number, cell phone, like my family members.

00:11:46.000 You mean what Antifa does on a minutely basis?

00:11:49.000 And what Antifa did to me?

00:11:51.000 And Nathan Domingo?

00:11:53.000 His name, my extended family's name.

00:11:55.000 I'm still getting calls on my house phone.

00:11:58.000 We just unplug it.

00:12:00.000 My mom's work emails, my dad's work emails.

00:12:06.000 You picked a fight.

00:12:09.000 Our school emails, because he's a teacher.

00:12:13.000 And my grandmother's email and stuff.

00:12:17.000 My family's put at risk.

00:12:19.000 Not only me, but the people that I affiliate with were put in danger.

00:12:23.000 That woman is part of Antifa, which is a violence. 1.00

00:12:26.000 Can you effing believe this that someone goes to punch Nazis and can't believe she got punched?

00:12:37.000 It doesn't matter, how you feel about Nathan Domingo or anything.

00:12:40.000 Make those guys innocent patriots, make them Zegiling Nazis, whatever. 0.99

00:12:45.000 That's not relevant.

00:12:46.000 Make them bikers. 1.00

00:12:47.000 That's a better analogy.

00:12:48.000 Imagine I'm going to go kick some pagan ass. 1.00

00:12:52.000 Pagans, that's an analogy.

00:12:53.000 I'm not saying that.

00:12:55.000 I'm going to go take care of some Hell's Angels.

00:12:58.000 And then I'm like, Hell's Angels beat the shit Out of me.

00:13:00.000 They ran me over with their motorcycles.

00:13:03.000 They got my grandmother's email.

00:13:05.000 They call my grandma.

00:13:09.000 So you lost the fight, basically.

00:13:12.000 Keep going.

00:13:12.000 This is fun.

00:13:13.000 International terrorist organization, left-wing terrorist organization.

00:13:17.000 And so they were not showing that.

00:13:19.000 They were not showing that her Facebook statement saying that she was going to come to scalp 100 Nazis and stuff like that.

00:13:27.000 They didn't show that.

00:13:28.000 They didn't show the fact that she was swinging around the bottle at people. 0.55

00:13:31.000 I've said in previous interviews that I never had a bottle in my hand, but going through the footage and getting things shown to me, I realized that I don't remember half of what happened.

00:13:47.000 Oh, that's convenient.

00:13:49.000 Which half?

00:13:51.000 The half where you're bad?

00:13:52.000 The fast or weak.

00:13:54.000 Yeah.

00:13:55.000 If I need you to intervene, I'll ask you to, but this is my show, and I'm not really looking for a co-host.

00:14:01.000 You know, actually.

00:14:02.000 Engineer.

00:14:03.000 Your job's engineer.

00:14:04.000 Got it.

00:14:05.000 My bad.

00:14:06.000 Ryan used to have a camera pointing down at his shit.

00:14:09.000 Whatever happened to that?

00:14:10.000 Pointing down at what shit?

00:14:11.000 All his computer stuff.

00:14:14.000 Remember that angle?

00:14:15.000 It was called the Rad Zone?

00:14:17.000 Yeah.

00:14:17.000 I could see.

00:14:18.000 What happened with that?

00:14:19.000 Oh.

00:14:21.000 There was a GoPro involved?

00:14:23.000 Yeah.

00:14:24.000 And that's not happening anymore?

00:14:26.000 I could try.

00:14:28.000 I'll get back to the news.

00:14:29.000 Sorry.

00:14:30.000 Anyway, back to moldy.

00:14:32.000 What is this video?

00:14:33.000 Because it's anti-moldy.

00:14:35.000 Zoom out.

00:14:38.000 Hello?

00:14:41.000 Age of Rage.

00:14:43.000 Wasn't that the documentary on Netflix about calling everyone Nazis?

00:14:50.000 Alt-right.

00:14:52.000 Deleted scene.

00:14:53.000 Moldilocks.

00:14:54.000 Yeah, this movie's left-wing, and it talks about how dangerous me and Nathan and Nick Fuentes and all that is.

00:15:00.000 It's like an anti-alt-right movie.

00:15:03.000 So either they're really bad at their job, or this is a new edit?

00:15:10.000 This is so weird.

00:15:12.000 Does anyone watch this and think, well, man, Nazis suck?

00:15:18.000 Like, they just gave Nathan's side of the argument, and it's good.

00:15:23.000 And then they just showed her, admitting, in her own deceptive way, that she lied.

00:15:29.000 I didn't throw a bottle.

00:15:30.000 Well, we showed you a picture of a bottle.

00:15:31.000 And that's what I realized.

00:15:32.000 I'd been punched so hard I got amnesia.

00:15:36.000 How long is this?

00:15:38.000 Suffered a pretty bad.

00:15:39.000 Six minutes.

00:15:40.000 We're six minutes for five minutes in.

00:15:41.000 But I did have a bottle in my hand, and I remember when the smoke bomb went off and they started charging, I was like, oh, shit.

00:15:48.000 I don't want to leave this here for one of them to take to bash one of my friends' heads in.

00:15:54.000 Wait a minute, wait a minute.

00:15:56.000 She's telling two stories at once and they contradict each other.

00:15:59.000 I didn't have a bottle.

00:16:00.000 Well, here's a picture of you, the bottle.

00:16:02.000 I don't remember.

00:16:03.000 Oh, okay.

00:16:04.000 Wait, now I do remember.

00:16:06.000 It was to get it away from the bad guys.

00:16:12.000 I thought you said you couldn't remember.

00:16:14.000 You literally seconds ago said that you don't remember.

00:16:19.000 And now you have a whole story about protecting bottles.

00:16:24.000 Officer, I did have a gun pointed at you. 0.62

00:16:27.000 It's because I didn't want you to have too many guns.

00:16:30.000 I was handing it to you, pointing it this way.

00:16:32.000 Why'd you shoot?

00:16:34.000 God.

00:16:37.000 I'm so unarmed right now, and I'm terrified of these men.

00:16:41.000 So I'm going to take this just in case.

00:16:44.000 I've just been really humbled that a lot of people have had my support and come up to me today and just said thank you for fighting for our ability to come here and speak.

00:16:54.000 I never pressed charges or anything.

00:16:57.000 Berkeley police never contacted me.

00:17:01.000 His university campus never contacted me.

00:17:05.000 I've never contacted them.

00:17:07.000 It's just too much time and energy.

00:17:10.000 But I would have thought that something would have happened because I'm pretty sure he was on parole because he was in prison for five years.

00:17:16.000 His posse and group and whatnot would probably not take kindly to me putting their leader and recruiter in prison again.

00:17:26.000 So, yeah.

00:17:28.000 Maybe because you wouldn't have a case because we'd expose you for throwing bottles and picking a fight. 0.99

00:17:33.000 Did you see that picture of both of them covered in blood?

00:17:36.000 Her and her boyfriend?

00:17:39.000 See if you can dig that one up.

00:17:42.000 Ladies, again, let's separate politics from this. 0.96

00:17:45.000 You can make NT for the good guys and Nathan the bad guys.

00:17:47.000 That's not my point.

00:17:48.000 My point is a really tense political rally is a thing where men go. 0.83

00:17:55.000 If it's just like a conference or a talk or something like that, all genders, all people should go. 1.00

00:18:00.000 But if you know that some shit's going to go down, don't go.

00:18:05.000 Heather hire.

00:18:06.000 You're overweight.

00:18:09.000 As Tucker says, you should have the right to go anywhere.

00:18:11.000 But you know that this is basically a mass brawl.

00:18:16.000 So unless you're good at MMA, don't go.

00:18:19.000 She showed up there in flip-flops, ready to take on Nazis. 1.00

00:18:23.000 When we took on Nazis in the 40s, we were heavily armed.

00:18:27.000 We even had nuclear weapons, and there was no chicks. 1.00

00:18:31.000 No chicks around. 1.00

00:18:36.000 What's this say?

00:18:37.000 Never before seen footage.

00:18:39.000 Look at them.

00:18:39.000 That's Moldilocks and her boyfriend, who we just saw.

00:18:43.000 Never before seen footage of Antifa go ranting about her failed coffee wine shop. 1.00

00:18:49.000 This girl is fascinating because it shows what feminism, what Marxism, what Antifa can do to a life. 0.91

00:18:54.000 And it sucks.

00:18:56.000 Her politics are what got her punched in the face. 1.00

00:18:59.000 Her bullshit is what got her punched in the face. 1.00

00:19:02.000 She convinced herself that she can beat up men. 1.00

00:19:05.000 Women can't beat up men. 1.00

00:19:07.000 Sorry.

00:19:09.000 Your punches don't hurt.

00:19:11.000 And your face has like bird bones in it.

00:19:16.000 It just shatters.

00:19:18.000 That's why, as a society, we go so nuts when men beat women. 1.00

00:19:23.000 Because it's so easy.

00:19:24.000 They're so vulnerable.

00:19:25.000 They're basically kids.

00:19:27.000 But go back to that last one there, Ben?

00:19:31.000 This is the second time I've had a producer named Ben.

00:19:34.000 Bernard.

00:19:36.000 Bernard, sorry.

00:19:40.000 You don't brag about never-before-seen footage and then not show it.

00:19:42.000 You don't brag about never-before-seen footage.

00:19:49.000 Where is it?

00:19:51.000 Oh, maybe these?

00:19:56.000 It's a link.

00:19:57.000 It doesn't work.

00:19:59.000 Okay.

00:20:00.000 Oh, I hate this shit.

00:20:01.000 Video unavailable.

00:20:03.000 Go figure.

00:20:04.000 Well, this is available.

00:20:05.000 This is the whole reason I've been trying to get there.

00:20:07.000 What do you end up doing?

00:20:08.000 Like, women have their chastity. 1.00

00:20:10.000 It's a little gold current coin purse.

00:20:14.000 They're given it birth, and they said, here's a seed.

00:20:17.000 This is going to grow into a beautiful flower.

00:20:19.000 It's very, very valuable.

00:20:20.000 Okay?

00:20:22.000 If your life is over, you could always cash it in, but then you got nothing.

00:20:26.000 It's called your chastity.

00:20:28.000 And when women are totally fucked, they sell it. 1.00

00:20:32.000 And they shouldn't because you don't get it back.

00:20:35.000 OnlyFans is the end.

00:20:36.000 No one marries an OnlyFans. 0.53

00:20:38.000 And no one marries a whore. 1.00

00:20:41.000 You don't put a ring on a whore's hand. 1.00

00:20:43.000 In fact, it's an insult in every culture.

00:20:45.000 Puta.

00:20:47.000 But we've destroyed these women's self-worth. 1.00

00:20:52.000 And we're left with them selling the only thing they have left.

00:20:56.000 I mean, it's what third world people do. 1.00

00:20:58.000 It's what Eastern European slaves do. 1.00

00:21:02.000 It's the bottom.

00:21:03.000 You know, in the movie Taken, Liam Neeson loses his daughter to the bad guys, and they do the worst thing imaginable.

00:21:11.000 They make the girls who've been kidnapped into prostitutes. 0.99

00:21:14.000 That's an action movie where the dad has to save her because it's his worst nightmare.

00:21:19.000 I've got a certain set of skills.

00:21:21.000 And you know what he does to the guys that made his daughter into a prostitute?

00:21:24.000 He kills them all.

00:21:25.000 And you know why it's a popular movie?

00:21:27.000 Because all us dads are watching it going, you fucking, I would fucking kill all you fucking, oh, you bastards, fucking.

00:21:39.000 Anyway.

00:21:42.000 I want to see.

00:21:43.000 Oh no.

00:21:43.000 Go to 2-2.

00:21:47.000 God, you suck. 1.00

00:21:48.000 You're even worse than Ryan.

00:21:52.000 Okay, enter website.

00:21:54.000 Here we go.

00:21:55.000 Moldilocks.

00:21:57.000 Do you have a home repair fetish?

00:22:00.000 Do you have a contractor?

00:22:02.000 You want to fuck a contractor? 1.00

00:22:04.000 Well, this is it.

00:22:05.000 There's your details.

00:22:06.000 30 years old and childless.

00:22:09.000 She's a handywoman whore. 1.00

00:22:13.000 Look at all her pics.

00:22:16.000 Just like out there.

00:22:22.000 Is her dad alive?

00:22:23.000 Because if he's dead, he's spitting in his grave.

00:22:25.000 And if he's alive, way to go, dad.

00:22:28.000 Nice job.

00:22:31.000 She's a little too fit, too, just as a sidebar. 0.99

00:22:35.000 I'm not into six-packs.

00:22:37.000 She aged a lot.

00:22:39.000 Yeah.

00:22:39.000 Are we 1,000% positive that's her?

00:22:44.000 Dude, that might not be her.

00:22:47.000 Let's see.

00:22:48.000 Kind of looks like her.

00:22:51.000 What are you doing?

00:22:52.000 Trying to see the other video so we can compare and contrast.

00:22:56.000 Yeah.

00:22:57.000 I would just like to.

00:23:01.000 Now I'm doubting my news piece.

00:23:04.000 I don't know.

00:23:04.000 It kind of looks like here.

00:23:05.000 There's no tattoos.

00:23:08.000 So that's out.

00:23:09.000 Okay, the ears.

00:23:10.000 Look how weird the ears are.

00:23:13.000 Similar.

00:23:14.000 Well, that's a different ear.

00:23:15.000 That's a different ear.

00:23:17.000 The nose ring.

00:23:18.000 Okay, got that.

00:23:19.000 The nose.

00:23:20.000 See, nose rings really confuse one.

00:23:24.000 Is Age of Rage, is the whole movie beige like that?

00:23:28.000 The Age of Beige.

00:23:30.000 Okay, so let's put this newspiece forward like this.

00:23:33.000 It appears that she may now be a prostitute. 0.53

00:23:36.000 I have definitely seen porn, where she does like hairy porn, get a hairy vag. 1.00

00:23:42.000 But it appears, we'll have to double confirm this, that she has gone the whole way.

00:23:47.000 But my point here is really about how feminism and lying to women about who they are destroys lives. 0.87

00:23:53.000 And when they finally realize that having kids is awesome, it's too late.

00:23:59.000 And the good news is some of them are realizing it now.

00:24:02.000 Go to 2-3.

00:24:08.000 Family that always tells me.

00:24:11.000 I'm so sick of closed captions all the time.

00:24:14.000 Is that for people in bed who don't want to wake up their significant other?

00:24:19.000 I have friends and family that always tells me you're so lucky to be single and have no kids.

00:24:25.000 oh good this isn't cc but i got something to show you womp womp womp Sitting down facing the wall.

00:24:49.000 Sorry to say.

00:24:51.000 But a lucky one are you.

00:24:53.000 Turn it up.

00:24:54.000 Because you have somebody who's waiting for you at home.

00:24:56.000 Whether it's your husband or your kids.

00:24:58.000 Whether they drive you crazy.

00:25:00.000 Whether you feel like you don't got time for yourself.

00:25:04.000 Believe me.

00:25:05.000 The lucky one is you.

00:25:08.000 At least you could eat on the table full of people who loves you.

00:25:14.000 Not by yourself.

00:25:17.000 Living in an empty house.

00:25:19.000 Not having nobody to cater to.

00:25:22.000 So think twice before you tell somebody that's single that they live in a life. 0.96

00:25:28.000 Because you don't know how envy they are of you.

00:25:35.000 Wish you find that once you love someone to build a family and have kids with and who to come to.

00:25:46.000 And remember, it's better to be with people you love and be on the table with people you love than to be.

00:25:56.000 You know why no one loves you?

00:25:57.000 Because you don't know the word envious.

00:26:01.000 Why don't you spend tonight reading a book?

00:26:03.000 With no one to share it with.

00:26:08.000 Yeah, we got it.

00:26:09.000 She did not spend her primary years prioritizing relationships so she gets to age 40.

00:26:14.000 Black me.

00:26:15.000 Admit life, and there's a crisis because the rest of her life.

00:26:21.000 She does not have what everybody. 0.59

00:26:22.000 That guy died.

00:26:23.000 She does not have a primary Andrew Tate style.

00:26:28.000 These guys, these like ladies, feminism is bad for you, present their evidence, blow up, and then they either die or get canceled. 1.00

00:26:35.000 Out of nowhere, he was everywhere.

00:26:38.000 Millions of views on YouTube, and then poof, gone.

00:26:41.000 Is that fentanyl or something?

00:26:44.000 At least Andrew Tate's alive.

00:26:46.000 And I especially liked seeing this with people like Chelsea Handler and Sarah Silverman, who pushed the whole like, you don't need to get married.

00:26:53.000 It's gay. 1.00

00:26:54.000 It's lame.

00:26:54.000 It's boring.

00:26:56.000 I have, my work is my wife or my husband.

00:26:58.000 My work is my kids.

00:27:00.000 That's my craft.

00:27:01.000 Bill Maher is like that.

00:27:02.000 He goes, I'll spend like 40 hours on a monologue.

00:27:04.000 That's my child.

00:27:06.000 Dude, your monologues are mediocre and they're forgotten instantly.

00:27:12.000 Sorry, you're not the philosopher king.

00:27:14.000 You're an entertainer.

00:27:15.000 Hello, my baby.

00:27:16.000 You might as well be playing a little blues guitar.

00:27:18.000 It's that relevant.

00:27:21.000 No, it's more relevant than that.

00:27:22.000 I'm glad that Bill is red-pilling liberals.

00:27:25.000 I shouldn't totally trivialize his life, or mine gets trivialized.

00:27:30.000 But check out Sarah Silverman, who, by the way, has a sister in Israel who's got tons of kids drowning in love and affection.

00:27:40.000 So she sees that.

00:27:41.000 That's the thing about Chelsea, too. 0.99

00:27:42.000 She goes to these family reunions and she sees all her nieces and nephews growing up and becoming women and offering things to the world.

00:27:51.000 And you realize when you're childless, I'm not part of this.

00:27:56.000 I'm just sort of like space junk, you know, floating outside of the Earth.

00:28:01.000 I'm a broken satellite dish piece.

00:28:05.000 Floating.

00:28:08.000 And then it gets real bad when you die.

00:28:10.000 That's not her. 0.97

00:28:12.000 What?

00:28:13.000 Different chick. 0.95

00:28:16.000 Yep.

00:28:17.000 Huh.

00:28:18.000 Well, that's an interesting piece then, because my false information sent us down a whole path of kind of juicy gossip.

00:28:26.000 This is her.

00:28:27.000 Tiny little spitfire.

00:28:28.000 How do you know that she's not tiny little... 0.92

00:28:37.000 And she still looks, you know, the same with the bull ring in her nose.

00:28:41.000 That looks exactly like her, dude. 1.00

00:28:42.000 As opposed to this with the long weird face, you don't get a bigger weird nose.

00:28:46.000 Oh, so the chick you just showed, that's Moldilocks, right?

00:28:51.000 Yeah.

00:28:52.000 That does look like her. 0.99

00:28:53.000 That doesn't look like her.

00:28:54.000 Yes.

00:28:55.000 Yep, confirmed.

00:28:56.000 Not a prostitute. 0.96

00:28:57.000 I realized this weekend.

00:28:58.000 No, go back.

00:29:01.000 That my boobs are something like two sizes bigger since gaining a few pounds.

00:29:06.000 If someone sends me lingerie fonts.

00:29:08.000 So she's basically a prostitute. 1.00

00:29:10.000 Yeah.

00:29:12.000 She's one pube away from being a prostitute. 1.00

00:29:18.000 But let's do Sarah Silverman.

00:29:21.000 And Shapiro's trans now?

00:29:25.000 Just right away.

00:29:26.000 Just thinking, what's the point?

00:29:27.000 No, go back.

00:29:28.000 You've got to see the very beginning of this.

00:29:32.000 How do you do that?

00:29:33.000 You click off and click on?

00:29:34.000 Yep.

00:29:36.000 Click it on.

00:29:37.000 Ready and go.

00:29:38.000 But yeah, Saturday, I woke up just right away.

00:29:41.000 Just thinking, what's the point?

00:29:43.000 Nothing matters.

00:29:44.000 I just went through the motions.

00:29:45.000 I put on my, you know, I took a bath, I put on my tinted moisturizer, listened to old sets on my phone to kind of just prep and just do proactive things.

00:29:53.000 I sunk into depression because I felt like nothing matters, and it ended up being the same thing that snapped me out of it.

00:29:58.000 Right.

00:29:58.000 Nothing matters.

00:29:59.000 Just have fun.

00:30:00.000 That is the third saddest thing I've heard today.

00:30:03.000 It is such a common attitude on the left to think that nothing matters, to have no fulfillment, to have no joy.

00:30:09.000 And it's like, yeah, you guys don't want to get married.

00:30:11.000 You think the world is ending.

00:30:12.000 You have no children.

00:30:13.000 You think that there is an oppressive system killing you.

00:30:16.000 No wonder you are unfulfilled.

00:30:17.000 Forgive me in the comments and this is my mantra.

00:30:19.000 We are all doing things to keep busy until we die and it's okay and there's nothing to worry about.

00:30:25.000 And there's so much that is so incredible and fulfilling in this life.

00:30:28.000 And these people are missing all of it.

00:30:30.000 But yes, Saturday, I woke up.

00:30:31.000 No, there's so much more to that too.

00:30:33.000 Like with atheism, it's just random that we're here.

00:30:37.000 We don't matter.

00:30:38.000 We could die.

00:30:39.000 We're just sand.

00:30:40.000 Sand in the hourglass.

00:30:42.000 I met a guy in Paris who was like, I'm not just agnostic.

00:30:49.000 I am positive there's no God.

00:30:51.000 Fuck him.

00:30:52.000 Wow.

00:30:54.000 So you take that out.

00:30:56.000 And then there's all this anti-Western shit, right?

00:30:58.000 Where we're evil, we were colonizers, we were terrible.

00:31:02.000 So now you look at all the beauty we've created that God enabled us to create.

00:31:07.000 All these fantastic sculptures and music and art and literature.

00:31:12.000 That's all garbage now.

00:31:13.000 So now you can't enjoy the fruits of our labor.

00:31:17.000 That's all shit.

00:31:18.000 So yeah.

00:31:19.000 You keep shitting in your own mouth, you're going to get sick.

00:31:27.000 I told you.

00:31:29.000 I told Sarah.

00:31:31.000 I used to know her.

00:31:32.000 I said, Jimmy, fucked up.

00:31:34.000 He should have married you.

00:31:35.000 You still could have squeezed some out.

00:31:38.000 And she goes, what are you talking about?

00:31:39.000 I'm the happiest I've ever been.

00:31:41.000 No, you're not.

00:31:43.000 I just heard you ranting in an almost suicidal tone.

00:31:46.000 And I think, too, they're constantly putting all their, like, they go, I don't need a man, because women are agreeable, right? 0.99

00:31:53.000 Chelsea does this all the time. 1.00

00:31:54.000 I don't need a man. 0.99

00:31:55.000 Then they get Joe Coy and they go, I do need a man.

00:31:59.000 I love it.

00:32:00.000 And they realize they were lying to themselves all these years, pretending that it was good.

00:32:06.000 But it's worth it because now I have Joe Coy.

00:32:08.000 Joe Coy and these other guys, they're used to just blowing through bitches and just dumping them when they get bored. 1.00

00:32:16.000 And that's what they do.

00:32:17.000 Men are like that.

00:32:19.000 We see that with the gays. 1.00

00:32:20.000 And when you have no kids, why bother?

00:32:23.000 I know a guy who is fiancé's pregnant and she said, I want to have the wedding After I have the baby, and I go, That's fine for the ceremony, dude.

00:32:35.000 But you got to get the paperwork.

00:32:37.000 She needs your last name. 0.98

00:32:39.000 You have to register this because it's very hard to dump a husband.

00:32:43.000 It's very easy to dump a boyfriend.

00:32:46.000 She dumps you, she gets a new boyfriend, the kid starts calling that guy dad.

00:32:51.000 You just lost a child.

00:32:58.000 So without marriage, without kids, without last names, they just go, ah, I want to fuck kind of a more of a Latina. 1.00

00:33:09.000 Chelsea's too white. 1.00

00:33:10.000 I'm going to go with a Latina for a while. 1.00

00:33:11.000 And then you're like, man, these are dumb.

00:33:13.000 They don't know the word envious.

00:33:15.000 They say you don't know how much he envy, he have envy of you.

00:33:20.000 How much he envy of you.

00:33:23.000 And you go to another one.

00:33:25.000 And then these women are really fucked because I convinced myself that my life was awesome. 0.99

00:33:32.000 I don't need men.

00:33:33.000 I got a man.

00:33:34.000 I realized that that whole life was a lie.

00:33:37.000 The man dumps me.

00:33:39.000 Now everything's a lie.

00:33:40.000 And that's when you wake up on a Saturday and go, what's the point?

00:33:45.000 This is why I was so pissed off at Bill Schultz.

00:33:47.000 He said, Gavin always tells people to get married and have kids because he got famous recently.

00:33:52.000 That's not true.

00:33:53.000 And he realized he can't have all this pussy. 1.00

00:33:56.000 What?

00:33:57.000 I fucked one billion women. 1.00

00:34:00.000 And now he wants no one else to get pussy. 0.99

00:34:03.000 And it's like, first of all, you're trivializing my marriage, saying I hate it and shitting on my wife and my kids.

00:34:09.000 And secondly, you're assuming that my motive, which is increased joy, maximum happiness, as little regret as possible, my motive is the opposite of that.

00:34:21.000 It's just vindictive.

00:34:23.000 Yeah, I don't want you guys partying.

00:34:27.000 No.

00:34:28.000 I partied too much.

00:34:30.000 I wish I had settled down earlier, and I want you to make the same mistake.

00:34:34.000 And believe me, the inbox is chock-a-block with people saying, dude, I got a kid.

00:34:40.000 He's the cutest in the world.

00:34:41.000 Thanks.

00:34:42.000 Thanks for telling me to grow a pair.

00:34:45.000 All right, guys.

00:34:46.000 I have been avoiding racism as a subject for a while because it feels racist.

00:34:53.000 And I think racism and anti-Semitism and sexism, any kind of ism is a rut.

00:34:59.000 But everyone else is talking about it and they're lying about it and they're saying we're the bad guys and black people are angels.

00:35:05.000 So every once in a while we have to do a little reboot and discuss some uncomfortable things.

00:35:12.000 So without further poo-poo, let's dive in, deep dive into some racism.

00:35:20.000 I'm a black female.

00:35:22.000 What other different, what else could I have done to piss you off?

00:35:26.000 Black woman? 1.00

00:35:28.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:35:29.000 That's crazy!

00:35:30.000 I have a dream.

00:35:33.000 Oh, Black Betty, bam, bam. 1.00

00:35:36.000 Whoa, Black Betty, bam, bam. 1.00

00:35:38.000 Black Betty had a child. 0.81

00:35:39.000 Bam, bam.

00:35:40.000 What?

00:35:40.000 things Oh, this was funny.

00:35:45.000 3-6.

00:35:46.000 This happens a lot, and I've got them all documented here.

00:35:51.000 It's liberal math is what it is.

00:35:53.000 And it's the death of education.

00:35:55.000 While these teachers are telling our kids what BLM is and how important it is to protest and how you should throw a brick at Starbucks, they're not teaching math.

00:36:06.000 And we end up with this.

00:36:07.000 The diamond is worth 400 million.

00:36:09.000 South Africa has 60 million people in it.

00:36:15.000 Which means we can give everyone $1 million and we should still have about $340 million left.

00:36:21.000 Because if you give 60 million people $1 million, that's $60 million.

00:36:29.000 Does that math check out with you, Ryan?

00:36:32.000 I don't know what Ryan.

00:36:33.000 I would have to say about that.

00:36:34.000 Probably something retarded. 1.00

00:36:36.000 No, if you were to give a million dollars to 60 people, that would work.

00:36:41.000 But not...

00:36:47.000 Well, yeah, and just change it to oranges.

00:36:49.000 The diamond is worth 400 oranges.

00:36:52.000 South Africa has 60 oranges, which means you can give everyone one orange.

00:36:58.000 Wait a minute, that doesn't work.

00:37:00.000 Now I'm confusing myself.

00:37:02.000 400 million.

00:37:05.000 60 million.

00:37:06.000 400 oranges.

00:37:07.000 So it has 60 oranges, which means we can give...

00:37:12.000 Yeah, you can only...

00:37:14.000 400 oranges, and South Africa has 60 oranges, which means we can give everyone one orange.

00:37:23.000 I've totally confused myself.

00:37:29.000 South Africa has 60 million people.

00:37:31.000 You give 60 million people.

00:37:32.000 Yeah, you can give 60 million people $1.

00:37:37.000 You'd have 340 million up.

00:37:38.000 I think if you divided up 400 million by 60 million, I think you'd be able to give people like $6 or $7.

00:37:46.000 Anyway, I checked this woman. 1.00

00:37:48.000 She's a South African healer.

00:37:50.000 She writes books on self-healing.

00:37:53.000 And that tweet is still up.

00:37:56.000 I just made that the link in case she took it down.

00:37:58.000 But imagine doing that, getting ratioed, and just leaving it there.

00:38:02.000 And of course, this takes us back to 3-7.

00:38:06.000 And this is actually a good example.

00:38:08.000 Remember Maya King or something?

00:38:11.000 She was a writer at the New York Times.

00:38:13.000 And she was on with the dude who doesn't mind his daughter's ass being eaten on TV. 1.00

00:38:20.000 Right?

00:38:21.000 Yep.

00:38:24.000 Who wants to spend a billion bucks beating this guy? 0.99

00:38:28.000 He could do it.

00:38:29.000 Absolutely.

00:38:31.000 Somebody tweeted recently that actually with the money he spent, he could have given every American a million dollars.

00:38:36.000 Got it.

00:38:37.000 Let's put it up on the screen.

00:38:39.000 When I read it tonight on social media, it kind of all became clear.

00:38:44.000 Bloomberg spent $500 million on ads.

00:38:46.000 U.S. population, $327 million.

00:38:49.000 Don't tell us if you're ahead of us on the math.

00:38:51.000 He could have given $1 million and have had lunch money left over.

00:38:57.000 It's an incredible way of putting it.

00:38:59.000 It's an incredible way of putting it.

00:39:00.000 You know what this is proof of?

00:39:02.000 Liberals think a million is a billion.

00:39:04.000 And I think they also think a trillion is a billion.

00:39:08.000 Because when they talk about the deficit, they don't seem to think it's a big deal.

00:39:11.000 And they say, can't some of these billionaires just pay off the deficit?

00:39:14.000 No.

00:39:16.000 All of the billionaires in America could maybe take 10% off of our, what are we at now, $20 trillion?

00:39:24.000 They don't know math.

00:39:26.000 He spent $500 million on ads.

00:39:28.000 He could give 327 million people $1.

00:39:33.000 It's the exact same mistake.

00:39:35.000 And the spooky thing about this is, and I'm glad we pulled in, what's his name again, that guy?

00:39:39.000 Brian Ritter?

00:39:41.000 Brian Williams?

00:39:42.000 Yeah, he was the one.

00:39:43.000 His daughter was in that HBO show, Girls.

00:39:46.000 And they said, how did you feel about that scene?

00:39:49.000 And he goes, oh, whatever.

00:39:50.000 I thought she's a great actress. 1.00

00:39:52.000 No, dude, you don't want to see your daughter getting eaten out on TV.

00:39:56.000 You're a liar.

00:39:57.000 And we know you're a liar because you said bodies were floating down the river in New Orleans in the French Quarter, and the French Quarter was not flooded that bad.

00:40:09.000 But this Brian Williams, yeah, the spooky thing about what we just saw, right, was that dumb black woman brought it up. 1.00

00:40:18.000 He sees it and goes, yep, amazing.

00:40:21.000 The staff at NBC, the graphics guy who put it there, how many people were involved in that?

00:40:26.000 I'm going to say 14.

00:40:28.000 14 people saw that and went, yep, it's going up.

00:40:38.000 Oh, yeah, the other thing about the Queen's crown is it wasn't South Africa then.

00:40:47.000 It was like abandoned land.

00:40:51.000 So who owns it?

00:40:53.000 Do you want to see what South Africa looked like in 1940?

00:40:55.000 Do you think there was African people mining diamonds and then someone stole it?

00:40:59.000 Sorry.

00:41:01.000 And does that mean that all mining that happened in the world has to go back to the original country it's in?

00:41:07.000 That's not how it worked, especially if you're too stupid to get it out yourself.

00:41:11.000 Which is why we need to get in a time machine and not tell the Middle East that we're getting oil out there, pay them $100 a month.

00:41:19.000 No, make them pay us $100 a month to clean their water supply and get that gross black stuff out of it. 1.00

00:41:27.000 Now here's a professor doing the same, and I can't tell if he's joking or not.

00:41:34.000 37B.

00:41:36.000 Musk spent $44 billion.

00:41:38.000 world's population is 8 billion.

00:41:39.000 He could have given each person 5 billion and still...

00:41:45.000 Yes, that's a joke.

00:41:46.000 I feel like a check for $5 billion would be life-changing for most people.

00:41:51.000 Yeah, that's a joke.

00:41:54.000 No one got that he was being sarcastic.

00:41:58.000 I graduated with a PhD in economics, a minor in mathematics, John Hopkins.

00:42:00.000 Where did you learn to count to four?

00:42:06.000 Anyway.

00:42:07.000 Now I'm doubting that he was kidding.

00:42:09.000 I don't know if he was kidding.

00:42:12.000 You know, Crip Daddy, my trolling days have come to an end.

00:42:17.000 There we go.

00:42:19.000 Crip Daddy put out a quote recently, if you can see his Twitter, about the Little Mermaid.

00:42:25.000 People are upset that they've blackified even her.

00:42:29.000 And he put out a tweet pretending that these certain terms were being used.

00:42:33.000 I can send it to you if you can't find it.

00:42:34.000 Yeah.

00:42:36.000 This is so messed up.

00:42:37.000 List of slurs the alt-right are using because of the little mermaid being black.

00:42:41.000 I can't believe he didn't include mommy tea, mammy tea, coon tuna, fried chicken of the sea, fishbowl slave, house slave, police battered fish stick, and Jamai mackerel, pick a swimmy, seaporch monkey, jigaboo jellyfish. 0.83

00:42:59.000 And his Twitter feed is full of people going, no one's using those.

00:43:03.000 I haven't heard people say them.

00:43:06.000 Go, go, show it.

00:43:08.000 Go it, do it.

00:43:12.000 These are made up.

00:43:13.000 You're really just going to write off racism when it's right in front of you?

00:43:17.000 It's trying too hard.

00:43:18.000 None of these terms have been brought up when I've made fun of the new mermaid movie.

00:43:21.000 Says who? 0.65

00:43:22.000 You, the gatekeeper of everything racist?

00:43:24.000 I wish I was that cool.

00:43:27.000 I don't know if these are real.

00:43:29.000 Chippa enjoyed you.

00:43:31.000 Well, congrats on not being racist.

00:43:35.000 I've never seen anyone use these terms.

00:43:36.000 Okay.

00:43:37.000 I've never seen China.

00:43:38.000 That doesn't mean it ain't real.

00:43:39.000 Anyway.

00:43:42.000 Also an affirmative action.

00:43:44.000 It's hard to separate racism as far as this show goes with affirmative action.

00:43:48.000 We could just call it affirmative action.

00:43:50.000 Or black failure, white guilt. 0.68

00:43:54.000 I thought this was funny.

00:43:56.000 This woman, Jumi Bellows' debut novel was dropped for plagiarism.

00:44:03.000 New details show its serial.

00:44:05.000 You know what's incredibly ironic about this?

00:44:07.000 The New York Times is writing about it because she's a black woman. 0.92

00:44:11.000 And they're fascinated by everything black.

00:44:14.000 So she was chosen to win this book prize because she's black. 0.96

00:44:23.000 And she was not qualified.

00:44:25.000 So she faked the book.

00:44:27.000 And they said, fine, that's great.

00:44:30.000 And then they give her the award.

00:44:31.000 Then they look into it and go, oh, shit.

00:44:33.000 And then the New York Times cares and gets all over it because she's black. 1.00

00:44:38.000 And then, get this.

00:44:39.000 She apologized.

00:44:40.000 Well, maybe I have the quote here.

00:44:46.000 This girl plagiarized at the Iowa Writers Workshop, plagiarized her novel, then plagiarized her apology letter.

00:44:52.000 Oh yeah, this is, my buddy sent me this.

00:44:56.000 They yanked her 225K advance, and black writers now claim publishing is racist and not safe for black people because you get your money revoked.

00:45:06.000 Yeah.

00:45:07.000 So this is bizarre.

00:45:08.000 This is the mentality.

00:45:09.000 We have to plagiarize.

00:45:11.000 It's just what we do.

00:45:12.000 And it's not safe for us plagiarizers in publishing.

00:45:16.000 That's like saying, I stab people, that's what I do.

00:45:20.000 And it's not safe for me to walk down the streets because I'm going to get arrested when I do my stabbings.

00:45:27.000 You got your money taken away because You cheated.

00:45:32.000 I'm not going to give you money for someone else's book.

00:45:36.000 They already got paid for that.

00:45:38.000 You're doing the same thing.

00:45:40.000 They have a distribution deal with their content.

00:45:42.000 You can't have their content.

00:45:46.000 And the fact that she plagiarized her apology letter is just and this is kind of similar.

00:45:57.000 Blacks in Oregon go to jump to 4-0 are allowed to steal bikes now. 0.99

00:46:05.000 You see, stealing bikes is something that we do as African American.

00:46:11.000 So don't prosecute it or you're making the streets unsafe.

00:46:16.000 San Francisco Bicycle Coalition says not to call police about stolen bikes because it hurts black and brown people.

00:46:22.000 You see, so you don't have to stop plagiarizing or stealing bikes.

00:46:25.000 We just have to stop policing it.

00:46:28.000 That's the solution.

00:46:31.000 It's just like that mayor who said we need to give them room to riot.

00:46:35.000 Remember that one?

00:46:38.000 And blacks and brown people in Oregon, this is another same state, were having trouble graduating.

00:46:44.000 Their reading, writing, and arithmetic was bad.

00:46:46.000 You know why?

00:46:47.000 Because they didn't try.

00:46:49.000 They didn't read books.

00:46:51.000 They didn't show up to class.

00:46:53.000 You can't progress, you can't progress academically if you don't do the work.

00:47:00.000 So the solution, just like with the bikes, no more standards.

00:47:05.000 Oregon governor signs law allowing students to graduate without proving they can write or do math.

00:47:12.000 It gives us an opportunity to review our graduation requirements and make sure our assessments can truly assess all students' learning.

00:47:19.000 The bill, which suspends proficiency requirements for students for three years, has attracted controversy for at least temporarily suspending academic standards.

00:47:27.000 Amid the COVID-19 pandemic, backers argued the existing proficiency levels for math reading presented an unfair challenge for students who do not test well.

00:47:38.000 And here's the moment you've all been waiting for.

00:47:40.000 Boyle said the new standards for graduation would aid Oregon's black, Latino, Latinx, Indigenous, Asian.

00:47:48.000 Yeah, I don't think Asian should be in that list. 1.00

00:47:52.000 Pacific Islander, tribal, and students of color.

00:47:57.000 You have no Pacific Islanders in Oregon.

00:48:01.000 Latinx, Latino, what? 0.84

00:48:03.000 You can't have both of those words.

00:48:05.000 You mean black people and a couple of Mexicans.

00:48:09.000 Indigenous.

00:48:12.000 So that's the solution, folks.

00:48:13.000 And they do this all the time.

00:48:14.000 This is nothing new.

00:48:15.000 I remember the fire department, they said that black people were having trouble with the written part of the tests.

00:48:20.000 So they just stopped doing them.

00:48:23.000 They also noticed black people didn't like the smoke room.

00:48:25.000 You've got to go through this long chamber of smoke, and you come out coughing your guts out.

00:48:29.000 It's fucking brutal.

00:48:31.000 Black people hate it, so they said, okay, black people don't have to do it anymore. 1.00

00:48:34.000 Remember that story I told you about the FDNY?

00:48:37.000 These black guys failed the test. 1.00

00:48:41.000 They sued the FDNY for 10 years for racism because they couldn't pass the test.

00:48:46.000 They won.

00:48:48.000 And then the FDNY retroactively paid them back all those 10 years because they should have been firemen those 10 years and then hired them.

00:48:56.000 So they show up at the firehouse making like whatever a fireman would make after 10 years, probably like 100 grand.

00:49:05.000 And they're sitting next to guys who have lost friends, who have almost died, who have been doing this job for 10 years.

00:49:10.000 They both have earned the same amount of cash.

00:49:12.000 But these guys got it in a lump sum.

00:49:15.000 Come on now, dog.

00:49:18.000 Come on, man.

00:49:20.000 I heard they did this in South Africa with the GED high school things.

00:49:24.000 You know that when you go to high school after high school, adult high school?

00:49:28.000 They just lowered the standards down to zero.

00:49:30.000 So you get a GED for nothing.

00:49:36.000 But that means nothing.

00:49:37.000 Now your GED is meaningless.

00:49:40.000 This is what happens when you abandon meritocracy.

00:49:42.000 Everything becomes meaningless.

00:49:47.000 That's what we have to avoid.

00:49:51.000 Meaning.

00:49:52.000 In the meaning.

00:49:57.000 And this one is eating the poop all over the place. 0.99

00:50:00.000 Okay, this is why we're covering this subject.

00:50:02.000 Go to 4.3.

00:50:03.000 So this corrupt politician...

00:50:09.000 No.

00:50:10.000 She's corrupt because she is a product of affirmative action. 1.00

00:50:15.000 She's not there for any other reason but her race.

00:50:18.000 And so you're not going to get qualified people.

00:50:20.000 If you only hired people with long hair, you wouldn't have the same quality as if, I mean, as if you hired people who were the most qualified.

00:50:31.000 This is not a black thing.

00:50:33.000 They made it a black thing. 0.80

00:50:34.000 This is an affirmative action thing.

00:50:36.000 Breaking Report, New Orleans, Democrat Mayor, Latoya Cantrell, says flying economy is unsafe for black women.

00:50:42.000 And she refuses to pay $30,000 of taxpayer cash.

00:50:45.000 She splurged on luxury flights to Europe.

00:50:49.000 Well, she had to check in.

00:50:50.000 The Louisiana purchase hadn't quite gone through.

00:50:53.000 So she had to check in on the French to make sure that the deal was being passed.

00:50:57.000 Let's have a look at her. 0.97

00:50:58.000 Oh, no, that's the look up Latoya Cantrell. 1.00

00:51:01.000 I want to see what she looks like.

00:51:04.000 There she is.

00:51:05.000 Whether or not New Orleans Mayor Pussy applied to elected officials she charged this year to upgrade her city air travel to business in first class. 1.00

00:51:19.000 All expenses incurred doing business on behalf of the city of New Orleans will not be reimbursed to the city of New Orleans.

00:51:28.000 One thing is clear.

00:51:29.000 I do my job, and I will continue to do it with distinction, with dignity, and integrity every step of the way.

00:51:37.000 So that's what I have to say on that news.

00:51:39.000 The city's travel pitches.

00:51:41.000 I love going there.

00:51:42.000 I love the culture and the day drinking and all that, but living there.

00:51:46.000 I have a buddy that lives there.

00:51:47.000 He just goes out of his house every few days with his pit bulls and just looks around just to make sure everyone remembers.

00:51:55.000 Oh, sorry.

00:51:56.000 With a gun, holding a gun.

00:51:58.000 Just comes out with his pit bulls.

00:51:59.000 They see his pit bulls when he walks them, obviously, but just stands around the gun.

00:52:03.000 Just a reminder: I'm the guy who's heavily armed in this house.

00:52:07.000 Don't try anything.

00:52:10.000 So maybe she's right, though, that it is unsafe for black people to ride coach. 1.00

00:52:17.000 Look at 4-2.

00:52:21.000 I think it's unsafe for everyone to ride coach at this point.

00:52:26.000 I can't even make out what this guy is doing.

00:52:30.000 Do you know what the number 4-2 means, Bernard?

00:52:33.000 *Sigh* *Sigh* *Sigh*

00:52:42.000 Oh, it's a tray table.

00:52:43.000 It's gone.

00:52:44.000 Is he barefoot destroying the tray table?

00:52:46.000 Oh! 0.60

00:52:47.000 Come on! 0.61

00:52:48.000 Shit!

00:52:49.000 You mad at Harley, I'll get the one out there! 1.00

00:52:51.000 We got to bring back punching.

00:52:54.000 That's my problem with these to catch a predator things.

00:52:57.000 It's just like this is someone who deserves a punch in the face.

00:53:00.000 Why are we talking so much?

00:53:01.000 You tried to fuck a 12-year-old.

00:53:03.000 It's time to get your ass kicked.

00:53:04.000 Sorry.

00:53:05.000 I just want to talk to you.

00:53:06.000 And they're so nice to them.

00:53:08.000 They're like, hey man, look, we're not going to hurt you.

00:53:09.000 Just got some questions here.

00:53:12.000 We have in the chat here, you talking about doing stuff that's NSFW with a 12-year-old.

00:53:16.000 And he's like, yeah, well, I wasn't going to do that.

00:53:19.000 I was scared.

00:53:21.000 Yeah, well, we're not going to hurt you.

00:53:22.000 We just want to talk to you.

00:53:23.000 It's like, what?

00:53:25.000 Why?

00:53:26.000 If you're going to punch anyone in the face, shouldn't it be a fucking pedophile?

00:53:30.000 What's with all the kid gloves?

00:53:36.000 Here they are destroying the baggage claim after they got out of the plane.

00:53:47.000 Maybe I should have said what I'm saying, can we bring back punching in the face?

00:53:50.000 Can we redistribute punches in the face?

00:53:53.000 There seems to be one group who has no hesitation punching the shit out of anyone.

00:54:01.000 Those guys need to punch less. 1.00

00:54:02.000 Other people need to punch more. 0.62

00:54:04.000 So this went viral, as you know.

00:54:07.000 Right?

00:54:09.000 But Sonny from Reitbart, who I was once good pals with.

00:54:17.000 I haven't talked to her in a long time.

00:54:18.000 But she's a real black conservative. 0.95

00:54:21.000 Not like a Ben Carson, but she's got the accent.

00:54:25.000 And she has chitlins and grits and stuff.

00:54:28.000 And look at that.

00:54:33.000 So she says, well, you're not seeing the whole story.

00:54:37.000 Right?

00:54:41.000 And so she puts out the whole story.

00:54:44.000 And it's not much better than what we just saw.

00:54:48.000 41B.

00:54:52.000 Sonny Johnson.

00:54:53.000 So here's the entire video.

00:54:55.000 The first part was cut out.

00:54:57.000 Okay, so what are you going to see that justifies a mob of 15 women beating the shit out of one girl?

00:55:05.000 Turn it up.

00:55:06.000 Go get some more hair, bitch. 1.00

00:55:07.000 *Mario plays*

00:55:32.000 Okay, wait, stop.

00:55:35.000 So I think Sonny's angle is that the white woman threw the first punch. 0.56

00:55:40.000 The woman was coming at that guy. 1.00

00:55:43.000 Isn't that justified?

00:55:46.000 I mean, I could go either way, really.

00:55:49.000 But when do you punch someone when they're coming at you?

00:55:52.000 Do you wait until they're right in your face?

00:55:57.000 I don't know how a court would handle that.

00:55:59.000 But I think it's pretty reasonable when some...

00:56:10.000 And then it should be over.

00:56:13.000 Not let's get all 20 people involved.

00:56:16.000 So I don't think you can defend this, sonny.

00:56:18.000 There could have been spit, too.

00:56:20.000 You don't know.

00:56:21.000 Yep.

00:56:26.000 Still there.

00:56:27.000 like a lamprey on a shark.

00:56:34.000 All right, final thing.

00:56:35.000 I'm starting to feel bad about all this negative publicity.

00:56:41.000 Trend on black Twitter, we was hulks.

00:56:45.000 Apparently, a group of African-American youngsters are under the impression that because they saw some green in some old Egyptian drawings, by the way, the Egyptians, not black, Arab, they look like Sicilians.

00:57:02.000 Slightly curly hair.

00:57:03.000 But because they see some pictures of Egyptians that were green, they think this is what color they are.

00:57:10.000 They were green before the sun turned us copper.

00:57:15.000 Wait, when was there ever not sun?

00:57:19.000 Oh boy, how great it feels to be our original color.

00:57:22.000 You know, before they put out the false sun that, oh, so there was a normal sun, and then someone switched the suns.

00:57:29.000 There is proof.

00:57:32.000 A, those guys were not black.

00:57:35.000 B, those guys were not green.

00:57:38.000 Cats were green, too.

00:57:39.000 Yep.

00:57:42.000 We was hoaxed.

00:57:43.000 Look at the next one.

00:57:44.000 Here's another guy doing it.

00:57:47.000 Fun fact, it's crazy.

00:57:48.000 Everybody's falling in love with this filter whole time.

00:57:51.000 This was our original color in ancient times, green and blue, before we started breathing in all these other chemicals in the air.

00:57:57.000 But chemicals are like post-industrial revolution, right?

00:58:02.000 What chemicals were around when you were green?

00:58:08.000 I mean, you act like the Hulk when you get mad.

00:58:11.000 Yeah.

00:58:13.000 But go down that thread because there's more people talking about it and explaining it.

00:58:17.000 Wow.

00:58:20.000 That would be a good book, a book of the most ridiculous theories in the world.

00:58:25.000 Flat Earth, didn't land on the moon, no dinosaurs, all the things Ryan believes.

00:58:31.000 I'm glad he's not here.

00:58:33.000 Like everybody else in the comments talking about their babies have green birthmarks.

00:58:37.000 Our true color is green.

00:58:39.000 Melanin is like chlorophyll to the human body.

00:58:41.000 Got our original way of life and our divine connection, and nature used 100% of our intelligence.

00:58:45.000 When magnesium was plentiful on our planet, our skin was greenish black.

00:58:50.000 It was placed with iron.

00:58:51.000 And I'm going to get into that.

00:58:52.000 Yeah, I know chemtrails, all these other things that are dumped into the sky, right?

00:58:56.000 And it tells you your body is made up of 75% water.

00:58:59.000 And with water and everything else, all those artificial metals, we illuminate brown.

00:59:04.000 Green was associated with the vegetation.

00:59:08.000 We were blue.

00:59:08.000 It's the color scheme.

00:59:09.000 Green and turquoise, the blue.

00:59:11.000 Tell us about the chemtrails, right?

00:59:13.000 Keep this.

00:59:13.000 But the chemtrails are brand new.

00:59:15.000 I mean, how long have we had planes for?

00:59:19.000 18.

00:59:21.000 When was the first flight?

00:59:25.000 1903.

00:59:28.000 You were black before 1903.

00:59:31.000 Hydrogen, not oxygen.

00:59:32.000 Why?

00:59:32.000 That's because hydrogen is the lightest of all molecules and escapes to space easily.

00:59:36.000 As being multi-dimensional beings, I rest my case.

00:59:39.000 Peace.

00:59:40.000 Peace.

00:59:42.000 I agree with you on that one.

00:59:43.000 I want peace.

00:59:46.000 Anyway, that's a fun trend that won't go anywhere.

00:59:49.000 This isn't.

00:59:50.000 To follow up on the yesterdays?

00:59:54.000 Here's another beating. 0.90

01:00:00.000 Yeah, I don't want to watch that.

01:00:02.000 It's very bad.

01:00:03.000 He probably didn't want that to happen, so.

01:00:06.000 I hate people being hit when they're down.

01:00:09.000 These are just the ones that are caught on tape, too.

01:00:11.000 So devoid of any kind of honor.

01:00:16.000 Yeah, that was my falling out with Ari the Rugged Man.

01:00:18.000 I don't know if he talks to me anymore, but I shouldn't say a falling out.

01:00:21.000 My last discussion with him was that Egyptian thing.

01:00:28.000 I go, Egyptians weren't black. 1.00

01:00:30.000 And he did this fucking annoying thing where he sent me pictures of coffins, you know, the Tutankhamun, with blacks on them. 0.57

01:00:39.000 And he goes, LOL, and that's the crying emoji.

01:00:42.000 Like, I'm so stupid that your point just makes me laugh.

01:00:47.000 You can't have a discussion with someone when they do the LOL crying thing.

01:00:51.000 It's a really irritating thing.

01:00:52.000 It's a very, I raise Gen X, but it's a very Zoomer thing. 0.99

01:00:56.000 But anyway, there was black people on those, on their burial things because they would pack them with their slaves. 1.00

01:01:02.000 There were some blacks in Egypt.

01:01:04.000 They were slaves.

01:01:06.000 So you paint slaves on it, so when he's dead in the afterlife, he gets his slaves.

01:01:11.000 It's a retarded thing to think. 1.00

01:01:14.000 And it's something they still think in China and Taiwan, where they burn paper shoes and paper cars and paper cell phones.

01:01:23.000 So you'll have a cell phone in the afterlife.

01:01:25.000 Paper money they burn so you can buy shit in the afterlife.

01:01:34.000 All right, let's do the mailbag.

01:01:39.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:01:44.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:01:50.000 let me touch it um Now, this is a banked episode, to be frank, and I don't like saying that.

01:02:03.000 It kind of takes the allure out of it, especially when it says live from New York.

01:02:07.000 But some of these timings are going to seem weird.

01:02:12.000 Somebody's probably told you, but Gavin estimated maybe $400 a month for childcare.

01:02:16.000 It's $350 a week.

01:02:20.000 A grand a month would be cheap.

01:02:25.000 So what's she making?

01:02:27.000 $500 a week?

01:02:30.000 That's what a middle-American dumb restaurant job would make. 1.00

01:02:37.000 So now if you're spending $350 for childcare and you're making $500, you're making $150 a week.

01:02:45.000 So what's that?

01:02:46.000 $30 a day?

01:02:47.000 I think that's what they make in the third world. 1.00

01:02:50.000 You're a third world slave. 0.95

01:02:52.000 And the government's getting their peace.

01:02:54.000 They're happy.

01:02:57.000 Yes, sir.

01:02:58.000 You're talking about people who use sex dolls for a living, so that gives the day away.

01:03:02.000 That's okay if you want to unfollow me.

01:03:05.000 That's okay if you want to unfollow me.

01:03:06.000 I got plenty of hot chicks that follow me on Facebook. 1.00

01:03:08.000 You just want less.

01:03:10.000 This documentary is probably one of the funniest examples.

01:03:13.000 He attempts to crowdfund a sex doll and ends up on the local news, and his dad sees it, eventually gets a sex doll and murders it and lies about it being stolen.

01:03:24.000 How do you murder a sex doll? 1.00

01:03:26.000 I hope that's not illegal.

01:03:29.000 Stabbing latex women and checking them out too much, you know. 1.00

01:03:34.000 But holding up the dolls disappearing.

01:03:36.000 Dude, LATIC.

01:03:37.000 Let's face it, people.

01:03:39.000 Let's face it.

01:03:41.000 The craving was so bad that I could taste it.

01:03:45.000 It just screams pathetic, doesn't it?

01:03:47.000 So I can build my gothic prints if I had that kind of money.

01:03:51.000 But annoying that was going to get the news involved.

01:03:54.000 You know what, Felicia?

01:03:55.000 Like, you don't need to be able to do it.

01:03:56.000 After my heat of anger was over, I could have handled that situation a lot better.

01:04:02.000 But it is what it is, YouTube.

01:04:08.000 So sad.

01:04:11.000 So did he skip around here?

01:04:14.000 Did he get it?

01:04:18.000 I look to fat fuck.

01:04:21.000 Ooh.

01:04:23.000 You're making me wet.

01:04:29.000 There's some here.

01:04:31.000 Why is it a four-year-old?

01:04:35.000 Is that his sex doll?

01:04:38.000 Yes, it is.

01:04:40.000 Why is she a divorce? 1.00

01:04:43.000 I'll take real good care of her.

01:04:44.000 Alright, too depressing.

01:04:45.000 Can't take it.

01:04:46.000 Get it out of my life.

01:04:47.000 King Cobra.

01:04:50.000 Boop-bad-bity-dee. 1.00

01:04:52.000 Can you guys post the flash for the eagle tattoo somewhere on the site?

01:04:56.000 Yeah, we should do that.

01:04:59.000 I'll have Ryan handle that.

01:05:02.000 Put it up.

01:05:04.000 Bernard.

01:05:04.000 All right.

01:05:06.000 I'm just sending that to him right now.

01:05:09.000 Now, let's see.

01:05:11.000 I know it's around here somewhere.

01:05:14.000 There we go.

01:05:16.000 There we go.

01:05:18.000 I don't see anything.

01:05:25.000 So, let me make something clear about future shows.

01:05:28.000 If you have that on you, you get into the show for free.

01:05:32.000 If there's any problem at the door, have me contacted.

01:05:35.000 I will get you in.

01:05:36.000 I'm usually very good about making sure people at the door understand that.

01:05:40.000 However, if you buy tickets and you have that tattoo, I'm not refunding your tickets.

01:05:48.000 Do you understand?

01:05:49.000 And yes, you get the expensive one, the hangout one.

01:05:53.000 You get everything for free.

01:05:58.000 Anywhere on your body.

01:06:02.000 Hey, Big G, I might be late to this one, but I just discovered a new conversation killing out.

01:06:05.000 already covered that one.

01:06:06.000 Uh...

01:06:10.000 Ba-da-ba-da-ba-doo. 0.96

01:06:16.000 Gavtron, RiceWine, Maddie, this happened the Monday after you were quote-unquote arrested.

01:06:21.000 It made me think twice about it, even though the watch thing is what really nailed it shut for me.

01:06:29.000 As people saw my watch was the wrong time.

01:06:32.000 Anyway, go to about 7.45 in the show.

01:06:34.000 You are mentioned very briefly.

01:06:35.000 *sad music*

01:06:41.000 Corporal Black, tell me you have some good news for you.

01:06:48.000 Trigger, you got ambushed, bitch, and then the quality of that is insane. 1.00

01:06:52.000 How'd they do that?

01:06:53.000 That's really good.

01:06:56.000 Like, that's indistinguishable from a real war movie.

01:07:01.000 By the way, my monitor isn't great here.

01:07:02.000 When I saw this on my computer, it was much brighter.

01:07:05.000 You could see every feature.

01:07:06.000 I don't know if it's my monitor here or what, but I don't even know how they did it.

01:07:11.000 The mud they're on is real, and I guess it's green screen after that. 0.91

01:07:15.000 The bullets are awesome.

01:07:17.000 I guess someone spent like a day in After Effects?

01:07:19.000 Doll unboxings and makeup tutorials with Tray...

01:07:23.000 Corporate!

01:07:24.000 You Palo Alto bastards!

01:07:27.000 Sure, we need to surrender!

01:07:28.000 Oh, come on! 0.99

01:07:29.000 We didn't come all this way just to give it up to some Silicon Valley sprite, right?

01:07:34.000 Oh shit, you know what's going on, dude?

01:07:36.000 What?

01:07:36.000 He must have his new studio.

01:07:38.000 Oh, yeah.

01:07:39.000 Remember when we were there, he was building a massive real movie set with like five different shooting rooms.

01:07:45.000 That's what's going on.

01:07:48.000 Good quality.

01:07:50.000 Wait, did they even mention you in there?

01:07:52.000 Yeah, they said they got Gavin.

01:07:53.000 He's talking about the death of YouTube.

01:07:55.000 He's like, they got Gavin.

01:07:56.000 They got that.

01:07:57.000 They took him down.

01:07:59.000 The analogy, Bernard, is they're fighting a war to save YouTube.

01:08:05.000 But to answer your question, I've told you this before.

01:08:08.000 Crowder dumped me.

01:08:10.000 I have no idea what I did wrong.

01:08:13.000 He used to call me regularly to go on the show.

01:08:15.000 Poof.

01:08:17.000 Now, I nagged him once.

01:08:19.000 We had a video message for his birthday or something.

01:08:23.000 And my video message was, will you stop not having kids?

01:08:27.000 You bitch. 1.00

01:08:29.000 I was ribbing him, but it wasn't like an angry thing.

01:08:32.000 And plus, when you're ribbing someone to make babies, you want them to have a better life.

01:08:37.000 And I think his wife may have been having some trouble.

01:08:39.000 I don't know.

01:08:40.000 So maybe that was it.

01:08:42.000 But I obviously wouldn't be ribbing someone if I knew that there was any kind of biological issues.

01:08:47.000 And they got kids now, right?

01:08:49.000 So it all worked out.

01:08:51.000 Anyway, what are you going to do?

01:08:54.000 My best friend is dying.

01:08:56.000 He's not dying.

01:08:57.000 He's right here.

01:08:58.000 You just owned him.

01:09:00.000 No, what he meant was he was cutting me out of his contacts.

01:09:06.000 He didn't say who is killing the friendship.

01:09:08.000 My best friend is dying.

01:09:13.000 So we were talking about Dostoevsky, I guess.

01:09:18.000 Oh, yes, I believe that was GML season four.

01:09:22.000 Oh, I want to say episode 162.

01:09:24.000 I'm not sure.

01:09:25.000 Yeah, Ryan was mentioning that he was reading Dostoevsky.

01:09:28.000 I remember that.

01:09:29.000 Oh, you have the episodes memorized.

01:09:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:09:34.000 Are you kidding me?

01:09:34.000 I remember seeing this woman, a documentary about this woman, who can never forget anything.

01:09:39.000 And she's clinically depressed because what we do as humans is we cherry-pick what memories we want to hold on to, and we just delete the shitty ones.

01:09:51.000 So our lives are much better in our heads.

01:09:55.000 And also with death and horrible things.

01:09:58.000 Wow, she looks exactly like the chick from Taxi. 1.00

01:10:01.000 Had a name for it.

01:10:02.000 Oh, really?

01:10:03.000 And so they studied you and they found other people like you.

01:10:06.000 Yes, well, they studied a woman by the name of Jill Price first, and people were saying, oh, there's a woman on television who has your memory.

01:10:12.000 And then I found out from Leslie Stahl that she was offered the story and turned it down.

01:10:15.000 Mary Lou Hentner.

01:10:17.000 Not that unusual.

01:10:17.000 I have a friend who has a history.

01:10:18.000 So get this.

01:10:20.000 Her boyfriend, she's madly in love with together for a long time.

01:10:23.000 He dies.

01:10:24.000 It's like he died yesterday.

01:10:27.000 Oh, wow.

01:10:27.000 She has the same pain.

01:10:29.000 And get this.

01:10:30.000 She used to love the show Happy Days.

01:10:32.000 She watched every episode.

01:10:34.000 She has them all memorized.

01:10:36.000 So when they were doing the box set and writing up the little things for the little booklet, whatever that comes with it, they hired her.

01:10:44.000 Oh, wow.

01:10:45.000 And when they were doing the advertising, they hired her because they're like, what's the one where Chachi got dumped by Joni?

01:10:53.000 And she's like, that was episode 136.

01:10:56.000 It was shown Tuesday at 8 p.m.

01:11:00.000 It was rainy that day.

01:11:01.000 Wait, that is her from Taxi.

01:11:03.000 It is?

01:11:04.000 Yeah.

01:11:05.000 Actress and author, Mary Lou Henner, has an amazing ability.

01:11:08.000 She can remember graphic details of almost every day of her life.

01:11:13.000 Wow.

01:11:14.000 And she's on the show Taxi.

01:11:15.000 Unbelievable, right?

01:11:18.000 That's a trip.

01:11:19.000 Are you 100% positive?

01:11:20.000 Because we may have fucked up with Moldilocks. 1.00

01:11:22.000 Yeah.

01:11:23.000 Oh, and there might be other people with that same thing.

01:11:26.000 It's kind of like a syndrome.

01:11:28.000 Yeah.

01:11:29.000 It sounds like it would be cool, but apparently it's hell.

01:11:31.000 Look up Mary Lou Henner on Taxi. 1.00

01:11:33.000 All right.

01:11:34.000 That also starred Andy Kaufman.

01:11:40.000 By the way, the email I'm trying to get to, there she is.

01:11:44.000 Very attractive.

01:11:45.000 Come on along and listen to The lullaby of Broadway Hippoly and Ballyhoo The lullaby of Broadway The rumble of a song Can you guys be at work?

01:12:05.000 A lot of downtime with taxi drivers.

01:12:07.000 I just want to do my driving and then get home.

01:12:10.000 Those are some cannons.

01:12:12.000 Kaboom, kaboom.

01:12:14.000 Remember when they used to call boobs bazookas?

01:12:17.000 Not a lot of bazookas.

01:12:18.000 Women in the 60s? 1.00

01:12:20.000 So go to this picture, Leo Tolstoy, Anna Karina, Karinina.

01:12:26.000 And it's someone recommending some classic book, which is dumb.

01:12:30.000 But doesn't that look like a woman who's bent over with her hands behind her knees and someone stuffed a bunch of flowers up her ass? 1.00

01:12:42.000 What weird porn.

01:12:44.000 That book looks boring.

01:12:46.000 It reminds me of when I read Anna Kerr, Ina.

01:12:49.000 Yeah Uh Tch tch tch tch tch Some guy was with a German woman, and she said, you must come on my pussy hairs, you see? 1.00

01:13:05.000 He said it was the most hilarious experience of his life.

01:13:09.000 Of course, he's probably referring to, he was probably sending me that because I had sex with a woman from Malta named Amma.

01:13:19.000 And when we were fornicating, NSFW, I was wearing a condom so I could ejaculate in her. 1.00

01:13:25.000 And she said, as I was ejaculating, she said, oh, you are coming in, my pussy, you fucking guesshole. 1.00

01:13:33.000 And I cracked up while ejaculating.

01:13:36.000 I bet she was as tall as 200 meters plus 200, the Statue of Liberty plus. 0.97

01:13:41.000 Fuck.

01:13:42.000 I'm sorry.

01:13:44.000 She was very petite, actually.

01:13:47.000 I'm happy with myself for being ride or die with you guys over the prank.

01:13:49.000 However, I've told my hands up completely to...

01:13:55.000 I suggested you apologize for upsetting your fans, friends, etc.

01:13:58.000 If you apologize, how would you be any different to the fags? 1.00

01:14:03.000 Like, any different from the fags we are opposed to? 1.00

01:14:08.000 It isn't your fault that we live in a climate of fear.

01:14:10.000 If we wanted to apologize, we should have subbed to Disney Plus.

01:14:12.000 You're part of the remedy.

01:14:13.000 You stir the pot.

01:14:14.000 You take chances.

01:14:15.000 We plebes lack the balls to. 0.65

01:14:17.000 Did you write this, Bernard?

01:14:19.000 Go on.

01:14:20.000 It gets good at the end.

01:14:21.000 Although it sucked to hear you say, fuck you, don't tell me how to do my art.

01:14:24.000 You are 100% correct.

01:14:25.000 You are the one providing an outlet for our side.

01:14:28.000 You're the one taking the risks, taking the flack, making the effort to entertain.

01:14:31.000 And maybe not intentionally lead.

01:14:34.000 I told you last week that some bitch came up to me and with her camera going, ha ha. 1.00

01:14:41.000 And I was like, this is what we're doing now?

01:14:43.000 You just film and laugh.

01:14:45.000 She was super hot. 1.00

01:14:47.000 And then she goes, no, behind you, that's me.

01:14:50.000 I'm excited.

01:14:52.000 She was a model, and her face was like this big behind me holding some Maybelline. 0.83

01:14:57.000 I was like, oh, okay.

01:14:59.000 This is what we're doing now.

01:15:02.000 And then she thought I was mad that I was in her picture.

01:15:05.000 She goes, you're not in the shot.

01:15:06.000 I'm not, you're not.

01:15:10.000 Whether your pranks land unanimously or not, who the fuck is anyone to tell you what to do?

01:15:13.000 We are either ride or die or not.

01:15:15.000 Dictating rules on each other makes us equally as bad as consuming our culture.

01:15:18.000 If you ever get to return to the UK, need cheap, safe transport, my London black cab is your wagon.

01:15:25.000 Not free, though.

01:15:26.000 I'm not that much of a bag.

01:15:27.000 It's a bag.

01:15:28.000 Regards coconut cabby.

01:15:29.000 Wait, you're a British cab driver?

01:15:32.000 No, I spend a lot of time there, though, and I have local friends.

01:15:35.000 But you have a black hack? 0.99

01:15:36.000 You have a license to be a cabby in London?

01:15:39.000 I do, yes.

01:15:40.000 That's a very difficult license to get.

01:15:42.000 Well, I traveled abroad.

01:15:43.000 I'm kind of a military brat.

01:15:45.000 You're welcome for my service.

01:15:46.000 I'm just kidding.

01:15:47.000 My dad would say.

01:15:48.000 And yes, anytime that you're in jolly old, get your ride.

01:15:56.000 Like this.

01:15:57.000 Step, stop.

01:15:58.000 It's like that question.

01:15:59.000 Shut up. 0.95

01:16:01.000 FYI, I did talk to Ron Coleman about your SPL lawsuit.

01:16:04.000 Sorry.

01:16:05.000 Hey, Gavin Fagg, FYI, I did talk to Ron Coleman about your lawsuit with SPLC, and obviously he verified that it is still sitting on the judge's desk.

01:16:14.000 I wanted to remind your viewers that they can reach most people on the right on Getter pretty easily.

01:16:20.000 Taylor.

01:16:22.000 P.S. I thought the prank was fantastic, but that's because I work with many other big fans of yours who are dumb as shit and fell for it when you fired Ryan.

01:16:29.000 So this was even more hilarious.

01:16:31.000 Dude, people fell for it when I invented a helmet that cuts your hair.

01:16:37.000 Remember that one?

01:16:38.000 Yes, episode, oh my gosh, I think that was season two, episode 132.

01:16:46.000 Again, folks at home, he's not a parody of you.

01:16:48.000 He's a parody of just one of you.

01:16:53.000 Yeah.

01:16:53.000 I had, my cousin asked me about it.

01:16:56.000 My neighbors asked me about it.

01:16:59.000 My neighbor, he's moved now to Florida, but he was in finance.

01:17:02.000 He had a $5 million home.

01:17:04.000 He paid $100,000 a year in property tax, which is why he moved to Florida.

01:17:10.000 But I had hair that was pretty long.

01:17:13.000 I put on a motorcycle helmet.

01:17:15.000 I started going, ah!

01:17:17.000 Then I took it off.

01:17:18.000 I went to the barber.

01:17:19.000 I got a haircut.

01:17:20.000 I came back.

01:17:20.000 I went, ah, ah.

01:17:22.000 And it was easy to match up because when you're shaking your head around, is that how we did it?

01:17:26.000 Or did I go out of frame?

01:17:28.000 Let me see.

01:17:30.000 You wouldn't know.

01:17:31.000 Ryan did it.

01:17:32.000 But yeah, they go, that's cool.

01:17:34.000 It did a good job.

01:17:35.000 Did it hurt?

01:17:37.000 So youth believe that I have a helmet on that has clippers on the inside and they do a perfect job of cutting your hair, though it does hurt.

01:17:50.000 I think it'd be fun to try to guess what the next one's going to be.

01:17:54.000 It seems super obvious to me that it was nonsense, and even if it was the worst case scenario, I don't know you, so it was more of a sucks to be you.

01:18:05.000 Female cops, the French remix. 0.99

01:18:07.000 Oh, this guy just shows as a chick with a huge ass. 1.00

01:18:10.000 Female cops have great asses. 1.00

01:18:14.000 This is weird.

01:18:16.000 Okay, thanks, buddy.

01:18:17.000 The run that, this is one of the weirdest emails we've ever gotten.

01:18:20.000 The run that Journey had, the band Journey, from Infinity to Raised on Radio is nearly unparalleled.

01:18:27.000 Four of the ugliest fucks in show business managed to become absolute superstars making banger after banger after banger. 1.00

01:18:33.000 Then at the peak of their stardom, Steve decided to call it quits.

01:18:37.000 Well, Steve had his own career.

01:18:40.000 And he did that.

01:18:41.000 Good of him gone.

01:18:44.000 Knowing how made you feel.

01:18:47.000 You better have alone.

01:18:49.000 Jing!

01:18:52.000 But his girlfriend Sherry, oh, Sherry. 0.81

01:18:55.000 But then nothing else.

01:18:57.000 And then Journey kept saying, can we go back on tour, please?

01:19:00.000 Everyone loves Don't Stop Believing.

01:19:03.000 And he's like, no.

01:19:05.000 So they said, okay, we're going to find the best cover band of Journey and just steal their singer.

01:19:13.000 And they did, and he's Filipino, barely speaks English, but he can hit those notes. 0.94

01:19:18.000 And they did a successful tour.

01:19:19.000 And my wife went to see it.

01:19:22.000 And at the end, the guy doesn't speak English very well.

01:19:25.000 So as he's leaving the stage, he goes, okay, I hope you're happy.

01:19:28.000 Not realizing that that means something sucked and you didn't want to do it.

01:19:34.000 Like, don't tell me to come over and bake you a cake and then you make me do it and the cake explodes and I go, I hope you're happy.

01:19:40.000 You got your cake.

01:19:44.000 In my opinion, Steve had the best voice of the 80s.

01:19:47.000 No doubt in my mind.

01:19:49.000 He's sending me a letter about a singer in the 80s who he doesn't think was handsome, but was a good singer.

01:19:57.000 Even if his vocal cords were all fucked off, he could have had them play just a few steps down to make it a hospitable singing environment for him, but no.

01:20:05.000 That is a gracious, aging rocker.

01:20:08.000 No cash grabs, no reunion tours, except for that one in 95, but I don't think they tour.

01:20:12.000 Just his legacy.

01:20:13.000 Dude, journeys suck.

01:20:16.000 They're a joke.

01:20:17.000 How can you like journey?

01:20:20.000 Actually, journey are so shitty that they're fun.

01:20:22.000 And you saying don't stop believing at karaoke because it's fun, because they're so corny.

01:20:28.000 Don't stop believing?

01:20:30.000 Are you kidding me?

01:20:32.000 I thought he left because his wife was dying and then died.

01:20:35.000 Because then he came out with a song afterwards.

01:20:37.000 So it's not.

01:20:39.000 Maybe that was the excuse so he could stay in private.

01:20:42.000 But yeah, that is.

01:20:44.000 Oh, really?

01:20:45.000 Yeah.

01:20:46.000 Well, who's Sherry? 0.86

01:20:48.000 Well, I don't know.

01:20:50.000 Oh, Dratz.

01:20:52.000 What?

01:20:53.000 You know what I did?

01:20:54.000 I got confused.

01:20:55.000 Because this episode you have a helmet, but it's 134, and you have the helmet on, but that's not the haircut episode.

01:21:03.000 Sorry.

01:21:04.000 Must have gotten mixed up, I guess.

01:21:09.000 Yeah, Open Arms, Frontiers.

01:21:11.000 I don't even know those songs.

01:21:12.000 Open Arms.

01:21:13.000 So what's he talking about?

01:21:14.000 Banger after banger after banger.

01:21:17.000 There's just don't stop believing.

01:21:18.000 No, they had separate ways.

01:21:20.000 They had the wheel in the sky keeps on turning.

01:21:23.000 Any way you want it, that's the way you need it.

01:21:25.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:21:26.000 These are good hits.

01:21:27.000 I mean, come on.

01:21:29.000 Anyway you want it, that's the way.

01:21:33.000 Maybe they do like this band.

01:21:35.000 They're good.

01:21:36.000 And Steve Perry came out with a smasher called She's Mine on his own.

01:21:42.000 Okay.

01:21:44.000 Now that was a coconut smasher.

01:21:48.000 Oh, so you like the song so much your penis became erect?

01:21:52.000 Oh.

01:21:52.000 No.

01:21:55.000 Alright, let's do the final video.

01:22:11.000 Wait, can I, sir?

01:22:14.000 Why did you stop that?

01:22:16.000 I've always wanted to do that.

01:22:17.000 The mouth thing.

01:22:18.000 Can I try it?

01:22:20.000 Yes.

01:22:20.000 All right, we could even try it at the same time.

01:22:22.000 Okay.

01:22:23.000 We're both doing it?

01:22:25.000 What?

01:22:26.000 Are we both doing it or just you?

01:22:27.000 Oh, let's both do it.

01:22:28.000 Okay.

01:22:29.000 I'll even come in tight.

01:22:30.000 Here we go.

01:22:31.000 Oh, that's nice.

01:22:32.000 Alright.

01:22:33.000 That was awesome.

01:22:48.000 I just thought I saw a mouse scurry across the studio, but I didn't.

01:22:52.000 We never have mice.

01:22:54.000 I kind of wish we had mice.

01:22:55.000 Yeah, they're cute, huh?

01:22:57.000 They're fun to shoot.

01:22:58.000 And if they go in our ear, Ben Cox can write an article about it.

01:23:05.000 No, but I could bring in my BB gun, and we could just have it around.

01:23:08.000 It's ping.

01:23:10.000 Jeez.

01:23:10.000 I used to hunt in my apartment in Brooklyn.

01:23:15.000 My wife would go to bed. 1.00

01:23:16.000 My daughter had just been born.

01:23:18.000 And I would just wait around because the TV was all open.

01:23:22.000 It was like a loft.

01:23:23.000 And where the TV was, I could see the kitchen perfectly.

01:23:25.000 So I just had the TV on, and I would just have my two-pump BB gun just sitting there, and it'd be on my lap.

01:23:32.000 And I would just see him and then like, or just once.

01:23:37.000 And man, you killed them every time.

01:23:39.000 It's not like you would injure them.

01:23:40.000 They would like fold.

01:23:43.000 It was fun.

01:23:46.000 Those days are gone.

01:23:49.000 Here's a video of some packies cutting hair.

01:23:51.000 Now, this is a whole compilation I sent you, Brown.

01:23:53.000 I don't want any of the other ones.

01:23:54.000 Some of them are really horrible.

01:23:55.000 I just want you to isolate the very first video.

01:23:59.000 Okay, the very first video, I think I can do it.

01:24:02.000 I don't understand what happened here, by the way.

01:24:06.000 Maybe there was dust in the hair dryer?

01:24:10.000 Let me see when it ends.

01:24:13.000 I sent this to you separately, by the way.

01:24:15.000 I got it.

01:24:15.000 Okay, so I'll have to cut it off.

01:24:17.000 Okay.

01:24:18.000 Okay.

01:24:18.000 Almost ready.

01:24:19.000 Here we go.

01:24:20.000 And ready, set.

01:24:21.000 Boom.

01:24:22.000 We've got action, baby.

01:24:23.000 Now we're cooking fire.

01:24:28.000 Hey, man, so I'm going to be cutting your hair.

01:24:31.000 What we're going to do now is just a little blow dry, get that kind of stuff going.

01:24:34.000 So, I'm just going to turn this on.

01:24:36.000 Oh, wait, okay, we got to see that frame by frame.

01:24:44.000 What the F happened?

01:24:53.000 It shot out the back?

01:24:55.000 Wow.

01:24:57.000 An explosion shot out the back and the front and lit them both on fire.

01:25:04.000 Boom out the back. 0.98

01:25:07.000 Whole thing explodes.

01:25:09.000 Ooh, is that like those lithium battery?

01:25:11.000 No, it's plugged in.

01:25:14.000 Is it sabotage?

01:25:15.000 Did someone fill his hairdryer with gas?

01:25:19.000 If that's sabotage, you did an excellent job.

01:25:22.000 Sabotage by the beastie buddies.

01:25:25.000 Beastie buddy?

01:25:26.000 I don't get that.

01:25:27.000 Oh, the song.

01:25:28.000 Look at that.

01:25:29.000 And then the whole barbershop's on fire.

01:25:34.000 That's a really cool graphic.

01:25:36.000 Look at it.

01:25:37.000 The whole place blew up.

01:25:40.000 If that is some sort of hit, that guy deserves a Nobel Hit Prize.

01:25:45.000 Dude, good job of ruining everyone's life.

01:25:51.000 I feel like we need Chris Angel screaming yeah as it explodes.

01:25:57.000 All right, folks, that's another Ryanless episode, a meaningless episode.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 16, 2022

S4E164 - A LIFE WITH MEANING

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