Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 14, 2022


S4E185 - A PUBE OF HOPE


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

146.08696

Word Count

728

Sentence Count

100

Misogynist Sentences

2

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

On this week's episode of Behind The Music, the boys discuss the recent murder of a police officer in New York City, the recent birth of Ryan's new nephew, and the time Ryan became a godfather to a baby boy named Ryan.


Transcript

00:00:14.000 From New York, we've been friends.
00:00:33.000 Yeah, I'm a side care, time to take a ride.
00:00:36.000 Downtown for what?
00:00:37.000 Check the alibi.
00:00:38.000 Must get thick, they quick bang a setup.
00:00:41.000 Let me get my cup.
00:00:44.000 That was EPMD from their hit album, Business Never Personal.
00:00:48.000 There's always a business in the title of their albums.
00:00:53.000 That was Who Killed Jane.
00:00:55.000 Not the squad.
00:00:56.000 They've been framed.
00:00:57.000 So it's about them being taken down to the station and trying to kill the cops who arrested them.
00:01:01.000 This is back in the early 90s when white people like myself would happily listen to stories from blacks behaving badly talking about murdering cops.
00:01:09.000 And we'd go, cool song.
00:01:13.000 I don't do that anymore.
00:01:15.000 Though cops are not automatically my pals.
00:01:19.000 It's unrequited love, especially as we get up to the top brass.
00:01:24.000 So we'll get to that.
00:01:25.000 I'll get to why that song was stuck in my head yesterday as I spent it with a man named Jane, or at least some of it.
00:01:32.000 I haven't seen you guys since Wednesday.
00:01:36.000 That's true.
00:01:36.000 A lot of shit's gone down.
00:01:38.000 A lot of racial shit this year.
00:01:40.000 True.
00:01:41.000 We had a show canceled.
00:01:43.000 We had a show reborn.
00:01:46.000 We hung out with fans.
00:01:48.000 Daphne was baptized.
00:01:50.000 That's correct.
00:01:51.000 I had a nephew.
00:01:53.000 Maybe he was already born by the time I last saw you.
00:01:56.000 When was he born?
00:01:58.000 Shit.
00:01:59.000 I think I remember you saying that he was born.
00:02:02.000 I think he was in labor.
00:02:04.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:05.000 That was the deal.
00:02:06.000 Yeah, he was in labor.
00:02:07.000 He was born and then he got pregnant.
00:02:10.000 And because we're superior beings, he had to give birth a day later.
00:02:15.000 That's awesome.
00:02:17.000 Do you have a picture of him?
00:02:18.000 Just going, whatever.
00:02:20.000 He looks not too impressed.
00:02:24.000 You can't phase this guy, man.
00:02:26.000 I've been around.
00:02:26.000 I've been alive for three days, dude.
00:02:28.000 I've heard it all.
00:02:30.000 I've seen it all.
00:02:35.000 Dude, this window is, once again, too small for my head every single time.
00:02:40.000 Like, make it fixed forever.
00:02:44.000 Look at that dude.
00:02:46.000 He's just literally chilling.
00:02:49.000 He's literally a chill dude.
00:02:51.000 Look at those mitts.
00:02:53.000 I bet he has a big dick.
00:02:56.000 Ryan gave me a gift.
00:02:57.000 I became a godfather.
00:02:58.000 So I don't know if you can see it, but the glass says the godfather.
00:03:01.000 Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:03:02.000 You became...
00:03:09.000 I'm a kid godfather.
00:03:11.000 You're definitely loaded giant little Japanese little white.
00:03:18.000 I'm going to put that as a kid.
00:03:19.000 It could be dad.
00:03:23.000 Very good.
00:03:24.000 Thank you.
00:03:26.000 The glass helps.
00:03:28.000 Why are these stupid candies in it?
00:03:31.000 Because everybody loves a Ferrero sharp.
00:03:33.000 I don't like those kinds of candies.
00:03:34.000 Wait, can you throw them over here?
00:03:36.000 Because I enjoy them.
00:03:40.000 Men don't eat candy, Ryan.
00:03:41.000 I'm not one for sweets either, but.
00:03:44.000 If you're dying of starvation, you get a Snickers bar.
00:03:47.000 Hungry Snickers.
00:03:48.000 Like we did when we stopped on the way to the venue on Long Island, and you were wandering around the store like a chicken with your head cut off, going to the end of the line, buying water, getting a meal.
00:03:57.000 I got a full meal.
00:03:58.000 But you also went and you got a water.
00:04:01.000 We just grabbed a Snickers because we're going to eat later.
00:04:03.000 Well, I knew once I got there, I had to lock in, hydrate, eat, and make sure I could just tech the shit out that joint.
00:04:10.000 Can we get the footage from that place?
00:04:12.000 Yeah, that's what they filmed it.
00:04:13.000 They were like, we got it.
00:04:15.000 Okay, well, get on that.
00:04:16.000 I got to get on that.
00:04:19.000 I'm thinking that may go the way of your eraser board and your nest.
00:04:22.000 No, no, no.
00:04:23.000 He's installing a nest here at some point this century.
00:04:27.000 Maybe.
00:04:28.000 I know I'm all over the place here.
00:04:29.000 There's just so much to tell you guys.
00:04:33.000 So do you have pictures of that place?
00:04:36.000 I'm skipping all over the map here.
00:04:38.000 Maybe I should be more chronological.
00:04:40.000 Oh, actually, let's, before we get to the venues, sorry, this is very scattered.
00:04:45.000 Let's finish the baby stuff.
00:04:47.000 So my baby stuff, I have a cute nephew.
00:04:49.000 I'm very excited about that.
00:04:50.000 Perfectly healthy.
00:04:51.000 Everything's great.
00:04:53.000 He's huge.
00:04:54.000 He's 10 pounds.
00:04:55.000 So that's exciting news.
00:04:56.000 Can't wait to see him.
00:04:57.000 The Daphne story.