Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - November 21, 2022


S4E187 - GUYS CAN'T HAVE PERIODS


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

178.99666

Word Count

892

Sentence Count

102

Misogynist Sentences

6

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

Gavin McInnes and Ryan Higa talk about their weekends, how to beat a drunk guy at the gym, and how to be a rock star at your high school reunion. They also talk about what they would do to each other if they were in a boxing match.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 I tried to cut you through the heart, but I guess I cut around it.
00:00:28.000 Would you please come in a while?
00:00:31.000 I really like the smile.
00:00:38.000 Won't you please just go away?
00:00:40.000 Won't it make me sad and lonely?
00:00:43.000 Won't you please just go away?
00:00:48.000 There we go.
00:00:49.000 Josiah and the Bonnevilles.
00:00:52.000 Some dude named Josiah.
00:00:54.000 You know, I have a Josiah and a Bonneville.
00:00:57.000 My rabbit is named Josiah.
00:00:59.000 I don't know if it's mine.
00:01:00.000 It's kind of mine.
00:01:01.000 And then I have a triumph Bonneville.
00:01:04.000 That guy just got the sprinkles.
00:01:06.000 Young guy out of Tennessee.
00:01:08.000 And he just goes, I don't want to do school anymore.
00:01:10.000 It's stupid and gay and boring.
00:01:13.000 So he just hits the road.
00:01:16.000 He hits the road and just tours and then gets signed and has a great life and he's a successful musician because the Lord deemed it so.
00:01:26.000 The Lord gave him some sprinkles.
00:01:28.000 Here he is covering a Taylor Swift song and doing a beautiful job.
00:01:31.000 I think he's better than Dylan.
00:01:33.000 I don't like Bob Dylan.
00:01:43.000 I got a score if you're that talented.
00:01:50.000 Alright, that's enough of that.
00:01:52.000 Did you have a nice weekend, Ryan?
00:01:53.000 I did.
00:01:54.000 How about you?
00:01:55.000 Good.
00:01:55.000 I feel a little edgy right now.
00:01:57.000 I think it's the pre-workout.
00:01:58.000 You did the pre-workout again?
00:02:00.000 I do it every day.
00:02:01.000 Against my recommendations.
00:02:02.000 What?
00:02:03.000 You said, oh, no.
00:02:04.000 You said don't do it for sparring.
00:02:06.000 I wouldn't do it for any sort of workout besides weightlifting.
00:02:10.000 Really?
00:02:11.000 Yeah.
00:02:13.000 You're burning fuel, like really setting your heart rate to go faster.
00:02:18.000 And that's really not what you want.
00:02:20.000 I feel like I had a pretty normal workout.
00:02:22.000 You know what I did?
00:02:23.000 You do everything on hard mode.
00:02:24.000 Hungover on pre-workout.
00:02:26.000 Well, I took it easy today.
00:02:28.000 I tricked Larry.
00:02:29.000 How'd you do that?
00:02:30.000 I got him chatting about his high school days.
00:02:32.000 I love doing that.
00:02:33.000 And he started his career and how he came back to Mount Vernon after being a world champ.
00:02:38.000 And he was the king of the school at his high school reunion.
00:02:43.000 And how, you know, he was a rock star at the high school reunion.
00:02:45.000 All the chicks wanted him.
00:02:46.000 And then that gets him yapping.
00:02:48.000 Once he gets yapping, he forgets what round you're on and stuff.
00:02:51.000 The next thing you know, you're out of there after six rounds of the heavy bag.
00:02:56.000 Dude, I do that a lot too.
00:02:58.000 I'll ask real questions, but I know that the coach there is long-winded.
00:03:02.000 I'll be like, so when I do my combo, you got to ask them right before the round starts, like five seconds.
00:03:10.000 So then when it goes bing, bang, bing, they're like, because you need to understand that what you're trying to do is you like, and then they always do this thing.
00:03:16.000 They're like, okay, so I go like that, what happens?
00:03:19.000 And you're like, oh, you're open.
00:03:20.000 I don't know.
00:03:20.000 You're open.
00:03:21.000 Yeah.
00:03:23.000 Fucking boxing dudes at bars, that's the worst when they're drunk.
00:03:26.000 And they start hurting you too.
00:03:28.000 They're like, okay, so you have your hands up, you go like that.
00:03:30.000 Where's my next hand?
00:03:31.000 What's my next move?
00:03:32.000 It's almost like chess talk.
00:03:34.000 You're like, ow.
00:03:35.000 I don't know.
00:03:35.000 I guess I block.
00:03:36.000 No, you don't, because I get you there.
00:03:39.000 It's sort of like the way we talked when we were 11, where we're like, I'd come at you, and then I'd knee you in the balls.
00:03:45.000 And then when your head went down, I'd kick.
00:03:47.000 I'd knee your face.
00:03:48.000 I'd go like spladouche.
00:03:50.000 And then you go like.
00:03:50.000 And I wouldn't.
00:03:51.000 No, when you went to kick me in the balls, I'd jump back.
00:03:53.000 I'd grab your leg, and I'd flip you backwards.
00:03:56.000 Yeah, no, but I put my leg like that.
00:03:57.000 Then I went over like this.
00:03:59.000 Like, because they're, and I went.
00:04:01.000 Yeah, but I would block that, and then I'd get you in the throat.
00:04:04.000 But what about this?
00:04:05.000 I just did that.
00:04:06.000 So then I would come around, like, give me your arms?
00:04:08.000 Yeah, but I would grab your pinky, and I'd break it.
00:04:11.000 Okay, I don't even care about that pinky.
00:04:12.000 Then I go, while you're breaking it, you're like, ah, and that's when I fucking, I put my thumbs in your eye holes.
00:04:17.000 I take the broken pinky and I put it in your nose and you're like, oh, what the fuck?
00:04:21.000 Yeah.
00:04:21.000 And then I bite the rest of your hand.
00:04:23.000 That's fine, because my leg is doing this.
00:04:27.000 No, it's not, because I need you in the balls again.
00:04:29.000 All right.
00:04:30.000 Well, that's a lot of fun.
00:04:30.000 And then there would be a fight, and it was just.
00:04:33.000 Yeah, just that.
00:04:34.000 I sparred this kid that goes to the gym there.
00:04:39.000 And it's fun that, like, I was.
00:04:43.000 I know he's intimidated by me.
00:04:45.000 I know this for a fact.
00:04:47.000 He always says it out loud.
00:04:48.000 He has very low confidence.
00:04:49.000 And we're like, dude, stop talking like that.
00:04:51.000 You have to be.
00:04:52.000 Your mental game is like 90%.
00:04:54.000 That's what Tyson says.
00:04:55.000 I tend to disagree.
00:04:56.000 I think a good 80% feels physical to me.
00:04:58.000 Yeah.