Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 02, 2022


S4E192 - THE TRIANGLE OF LIFE


Episode Stats


Length

4 minutes

Words per minute

189.09091

Word count

936

Sentence count

106

Harmful content

Misogyny

20

sentences flagged

Hate speech

10

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Summary

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Kevin and Paul discuss how they would fuck Nancy Pelosi if they were in charge of the House of Representatives and how she would be a good fuck. They also discuss why they think AOC is too young for the job and why they don t think she should ever run for President.

Transcript

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00:00:04.000 Giant Fuck on the track I've been watching so much news, I don't know who I should trust.
00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness!
00:00:20.000 More divided than we've ever been in our lives, and it sucks.
00:00:22.000 I've been watching so much news, it's so hard to rise above.
00:00:26.000 It's so hard to put on a smile when hopes are down and prices are up.
00:00:29.000 Go to the store, go get some gas.
00:00:31.000 Times are tough.
00:00:32.000 How much more do we have to take and pay and give and cry and cuss? 0.99
00:00:35.000 I've been watching so much news.
00:00:37.000 I feel like my eyes are stuck.
00:00:39.000 No matter how much I try not to look, I can't keep my eyelids shut.
00:00:42.000 Got me so confused, I think my mind's going nuts.
00:00:45.000 Because as of lately, you wanna know who I would fuck?
00:00:48.000 Nancy Pelosi.
00:00:50.000 Someone called that granny to blow me. 1.00
00:00:51.000 I'd take out her dentures, put them on the dresser, slide off her fannies and protein. 1.00
00:00:54.000 I'd whip out her knocker fast and start throwing up her colours like a box of mask. 1.00
00:00:57.000 I'd grab her by the nibbles and I'd rip them down until the flap into the window. 0.99
00:01:00.000 And I'd spin them all around and go, have you seen them titties?
00:01:02.000 Every time I take up them titties, I'm kitty.
00:01:04.000 She's far from the itty bitty bitty committee.
00:01:05.000 Come on, man, she can start her own game in the big leagues. 1.00
00:01:07.000 I think about them just to pass the day.
00:01:09.000 Man, I bet those fuckers ain't passed away.
00:01:10.000 Till I laid on the ground with my head by your feet.
00:01:12.000 If she docked them, they probably smacked my face. 1.00
00:01:14.000 People said I'll get killed for this.
00:01:15.000 I don't give a fuck.
00:01:16.000 I take risks.
00:01:17.000 I don't give a damn if Nancy kills me as long as she suffocates me with her kiss. 1.00
00:01:20.000 AOC is too young for me and I'd hate to listen to that bitch bicker. 1.00
00:01:23.000 Hillary is just playing. 0.83
00:01:25.000 But Nancy's got them twin sisters. 1.00
00:01:27.000 I wanna get up inside this info.
00:01:28.000 We can make love.
00:01:29.000 I'm sliding in slow.
00:01:30.000 I just wanna make some money the fast way and get it to spill some of that insider info.
00:01:33.000 We can go to the bar and get drunk and I'll drive home after like 20 white laws. 1.00
00:01:36.000 You don't gotta worry about a DUI when you're banging Nancy. 0.83
00:01:39.000 Right, Paul?
00:01:42.000 Hell.
00:01:45.000 That's some dude named Samson and a producer named Cato on the track.
00:01:52.000 One of your people, an Asian. 0.99
00:01:54.000 Oh.
00:01:55.000 And they put together a joke song.
00:01:57.000 I know I told you I don't like joke songs, but if it's about fucking Aunt Nancy Pelosi and her giant hits, I would be remiss not to include it on the show, right?
00:02:08.000 Don't you think?
00:02:08.000 Oh, I agree.
00:02:10.000 That was really good.
00:02:11.000 Bars. 0.86
00:02:12.000 You like those bars?
00:02:13.000 I like the bars.
00:02:14.000 Well, turn it up then.
00:02:15.000 Those are good bars.
00:02:17.000 Maybe if you lay off the vodka, you'd remember.
00:02:20.000 My goddamn penis hurts.
00:02:22.000 You know what your problem is?
00:02:24.000 What's the goddamn diva? 1.00
00:02:26.000 Oh, diva, my nuts, Kato. 0.77
00:02:28.000 I'm fucking done.
00:02:30.000 Fuck you.
00:02:31.000 Fuck the camera guy.
00:02:32.000 Fuck the sound guy.
00:02:33.000 Hey, makeup lady. 1.00
00:02:34.000 Fuck you too, you goddamn bitch. 1.00
00:02:37.000 You know what?
00:02:38.000 You know who would love to get their dick bitten off? 1.00
00:02:40.000 Jared.
00:02:41.000 Jaren would love this.
00:02:43.000 Matter of fact, I haven't seen Jaren all fucking day.
00:02:46.000 You know where he is?
00:02:46.000 You're the director.
00:02:48.000 Jaren.
00:02:49.000 Jaren.
00:02:50.000 Jaren Jet.
00:02:51.000 Oh, shit.
00:02:53.000 You want this?
00:02:56.000 It's really good.
00:02:58.000 Fuck Nancy inside the Oval Office. 1.00
00:02:59.000 Wearing a MAGA hat and she got on a Kente Claw.
00:03:01.000 Take one for the team, dog.
00:03:02.000 It pays off.
00:03:02.000 You get money and stock tips from the same broad.
00:03:04.000 Getting some life insurance.
00:03:05.000 And nigga, don't be scared.
00:03:06.000 Make it look like she tripped down the White House stairs.
00:03:08.000 Is that that rapper that had a video about fucking Melania on Trump's desk? 1.00
00:03:12.000 There's T.I. That was T.I. I am unraveling.
00:03:22.000 Alright, that's enough for that.
00:03:24.000 Very high-end comedy there.
00:03:28.000 In today's paper, we learn that some good moaning America, these two got caught fucking. 1.00
00:03:35.000 They're both married.
00:03:36.000 And their reaction is, yeah, we're going to keep doing it.
00:03:42.000 And then the black dude was like, I've given my wife a million reasons to leave. 1.00
00:03:46.000 She keeps sticking by me.
00:03:48.000 It's like that Chris Rock bit where he goes, you know, when you're dating too many girls and you want to cut them loose, so you start acting like an asshole and they love you more.
00:03:54.000 And you're like, won't one of you bitches dump me? 1.00
00:03:59.000 That's what he's saying.
00:04:01.000 It's a hot take when you get caught having an affair and you're like, yeah, we love it.
00:04:05.000 69ing.
00:04:06.000 Oh my God, you should see the fucking we get up to.
00:04:09.000 Doing it for a while, too.
00:04:10.000 A long time.
00:04:11.000 Anyway, what?
00:04:12.000 Why?
00:04:13.000 Oh, it's just sort of, you know, several thousand years we've been talking about fidelity and marriage and stuff.
00:04:21.000 But, okay.
00:04:24.000 Seems kind of untenable.
00:04:26.000 Your new plan.
00:04:29.000 We went to the bar last night after the show.
00:04:33.000 Maddie's weak. 0.98
00:04:35.000 And I paid him some dough.
00:04:38.000 And he goes, I'm out.
00:04:39.000 Didn't have a drink.
00:04:40.000 I haven't seen him have a beer in a long ass time.
00:04:44.000 Like weeks.
00:04:45.000 And the last time I saw him have a beer, you could tell it was like drinking a keg.
00:04:50.000 Like he was bloated and ugh.
00:04:53.000 He'll get better.
00:04:54.000 His dad, at that age, was dead a long time.