Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - December 09, 2022


S4E195 - SCOTTISH POWER


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

138.52348

Word Count

688

Sentence Count

83

Hate Speech Sentences

5


Summary

On this week's episode of the podcast, we have a special guest on the show, Chris Plant. Chris is a writer and podcaster who has worked with some of the biggest names in rock and roll, including Phil Anselmo of the band Pantera and Phil himself.


Transcript

00:00:49.000 That was Phil and Selmo's band, Spiritual Super Joint Ritual.
00:00:54.000 Not spiritual.
00:00:57.000 I'm playing that song.
00:00:58.000 It's an anti social justice warrior jam.
00:01:06.000 Check out the lyrics.
00:01:07.000 One, two.
00:01:08.000 Frozen heart explosion, fueling trash for fire, anonymous, young, and stupid, repulsed by the piracy of you and me.
00:01:16.000 So all of these twats on comment boards saying shit.
00:01:20.000 And we come from a different generation of just piracy.
00:01:23.000 Blanket statement, blanket trap.
00:01:26.000 Burn the blankets.
00:01:29.000 Huh.
00:01:29.000 They are legion.
00:01:30.000 This is what they teach us.
00:01:31.000 Identify.
00:01:32.000 Identity to the ghost.
00:01:33.000 Wrecking ball confusion.
00:01:34.000 Mystics with no mystery.
00:01:36.000 Anger bred from boredom's tit.
00:01:38.000 Minus wit.
00:01:41.000 Phil and some was one of the coolest people I've ever met in my life.
00:01:45.000 Funny as shit, too.
00:01:48.000 I remember I met Pepper from Corrosion of Conformity, and he knows that dude.
00:01:53.000 Was he in Pantera, too?
00:01:54.000 I think so.
00:01:57.000 Or maybe they were in their other band.
00:01:58.000 What's Pepper's other band called?
00:02:01.000 Core or Rot or something?
00:02:04.000 But Pepper told me this story about how he used to move yachts, like super millionaire yachts.
00:02:13.000 They go to Morocco, right?
00:02:14.000 And then these guys want to go to like fucking, I don't know, Khan, the film festival.
00:02:18.000 They're not going to ride their yacht there.
00:02:20.000 So you, they get sailors and they pay them and they drive it there.
00:02:23.000 And now your boat's there when you go.
00:02:25.000 You're moving hotel.
00:02:26.000 But they are sometimes in dangerous areas like near Somalia.
00:02:30.000 So he told me about a time when these Somalians were coming at the boat and they're saying, help, help.
00:02:36.000 And he's like, no, not helping you.
00:02:38.000 You could be pirates.
00:02:38.000 And they kept coming.
00:02:39.000 So they had to shoot at the Somalians.
00:02:42.000 I pitched it.
00:02:43.000 The brown people are leaving.
00:02:44.000 We're so excited.
00:02:45.000 Go, brown people, go.
00:02:46.000 Don't come home.
00:02:52.000 And I go, that's a great story.
00:02:53.000 I pitched it to Playboy.
00:02:55.000 Yeah, Playboy was going through a time where they were trying to be like Vice, and I had since left Vice.
00:03:00.000 And the guy was like, yeah, it's a good story, but we usually need like three people.
00:03:03.000 So find three other guys who move millionaires' yachts and shoot at Somalians.
00:03:08.000 No, it's not my job.
00:03:10.000 I'm trying to help you out with a story, you fucking loser.
00:03:13.000 And then when I talked to Phil Anselmo about that story, he goes, yeah, I don't know.
00:03:19.000 Pepper exaggerates.
00:03:21.000 He gets very wise when he's on Coke.
00:03:23.000 He thinks he can see the future.
00:03:26.000 And sometimes he's wrong about the past.
00:03:28.000 I don't know.
00:03:28.000 We call him Nose Tradamus.
00:03:36.000 So there's my final suit of my new suits.
00:03:40.000 Same hunting thing.
00:03:41.000 This has leather elbow patches, which always seem a little high for me.
00:03:47.000 Maybe I have a bit long elbow.
00:03:50.000 Look, it's got a little hunting thing.
00:03:51.000 Can you see that glimmer shine?
00:03:54.000 No.
00:03:55.000 What is that?
00:03:58.000 Yeah, it's like a little, what, like a leather patch?
00:04:00.000 It's like a little leather buttonhole.
00:04:02.000 I guess you're supposed to have a button here for when you're hunting and it's really cold.
00:04:05.000 It's for like hunting pheasants.
00:04:06.000 That's why I'm wearing an ascot.
00:04:08.000 I kind of look like Kevin Bacon in Animal House at the beginning.
00:04:12.000 I sent you a picture of that.
00:04:15.000 Getting better with this light phone, guys.
00:04:17.000 Getting better.
00:04:19.000 Here's the secret.
00:04:20.000 You bring a little notepad around.
00:04:22.000 I just bought a little Walgreens notepad.
00:04:24.000 It's this big.
00:04:25.000 So when you think of something, instead of like emailing the guy right there on the street or texting someone, you go, contact Chris about Chris.
00:04:33.000 That was me contacting Chris Knowles at Newsweek and saying, Newsmax, and saying, dude, you've got to get Chris Plant on your network.
00:04:41.000 I listened to him in the car on the radio.
00:04:43.000 He's a DC guy.
00:04:44.000 He's so fucking good and funny and intelligent.
00:04:48.000 And it's just a fun way to get your news every day.
00:04:50.000 That sounds so gay.
00:04:52.000 But I thought, just get cameras there in the room.
00:04:54.000 I'm sure he's syndicated, but I'm sure the radio people don't give a shit.