Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E199

00:00:37.000 Welcome back.

00:00:38.000 Welcome to a whole new year, folks.

00:00:43.000 Wow, wow, wow, Aphrodisiac.

00:00:45.000 A little homage to Vivian Westwood, who recently passed away.

00:00:48.000 We'll be covering that in the obituaries.

00:00:50.000 Today's episode is all about 2022.

00:00:53.000 We're saying goodbye to last year.

00:00:56.000 A year that was somehow crazier than the year before.

00:00:59.000 Somehow, we trumped COVID.

00:01:02.000 I don't know how we did that.

00:01:03.000 How did we do that?

00:01:04.000 Nothing, it seemed like nothing could be more ridiculous than the COVID pandemic, than the masking and the six feet apart.

00:01:13.000 And then we somehow evolve into a more lunatic world.

00:01:17.000 Good for us.

00:01:18.000 Our job here is to make you laugh at what's around you.

00:01:22.000 And everything around us was fucking hilarious.

00:01:26.000 So it was very easy to do this job.

00:01:29.000 So tomorrow we'll get to what we did over at Christmas break.

00:01:33.000 I went skiing in Montana.

00:01:35.000 Ryan was auditioning at a gay bar that does mime.

00:01:39.000 Untrue.

00:01:40.000 We'll figure out what he was thinking with that weird life decision.

00:01:44.000 But today I want to focus on the past.

00:01:47.000 We'll end it with some 2023 looking forward stuff.

00:01:50.000 But, you know, we're never going to be able to talk about 2022 ever again.

00:01:55.000 So let's say goodbye.

00:01:57.000 Shall we?

00:01:58.000 Goodbye.

00:01:59.000 Ryan, are you ready for this?

00:02:01.000 I've never been more ready for anything in my entire life.

00:02:05.000 What about that time you had to go piss really bad and you were outside?

00:02:08.000 Second most ready for anything.

00:02:11.000 So we got obituaries, the hottest bitch, funniest moments, biggest surprise, gayest song, which obviously is unholy.

00:02:20.000 Worst moment, best moment.

00:02:21.000 We got reader submissions for their favorite baby monsters choice awards.

00:02:27.000 And biggest hero, my favorite moment.

00:02:31.000 And let's just fucking get into it, shall we?

00:02:34.000 What's that?

00:02:35.000 Become a channel member on YouTube?

00:02:37.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:02:39.000 Okay, thanks.

00:02:40.000 Brand new drop.

00:02:41.000 First mistake of the year.

00:02:44.000 So who died?

00:02:45.000 Let's start with obituaries.

00:02:49.000 We lost Baba Wawas this year.

00:02:53.000 Tell me what you're doing.

00:02:54.000 Wonderful woman.

00:02:54.000 She did one of the greatest interviews of all time with one of the hottest women of all time.

00:02:59.000 Stop, stop, stop.

00:03:01.000 Now, she's like black.

00:03:02.000 She's a blasian, I guess.

00:03:05.000 That's the woman who was with the Clippers dude, which was way longer ago than you think.

00:03:10.000 I think that was 2014.

00:03:12.000 Is that possible?

00:03:13.000 Remember that whole Clippers controversy?

00:03:15.000 The old guy.

00:03:16.000 Yeah.

00:03:16.000 He just said, I don't want you to have any players, black, which he means black dudes, but he means basketball players too.

00:03:23.000 You're my mistress, right?

00:03:25.000 I pay for these seats.

00:03:26.000 I own the team.

00:03:27.000 It makes me look like a cuck when you show up with some giant black dude that's banging you.

00:03:31.000 I look like a bitch.

00:03:32.000 So don't do that.

00:03:33.000 That became him telling a random woman, don't date black men, which he never said.

00:03:40.000 And he's instantly mister Canceled.

00:03:42.000 This is so typical of any racial controversy you hear.

00:03:46.000 Okay, those gums look pretty predatory there.

00:03:49.000 Oh, he's got good taste in women, though, doesn't he?

00:03:51.000 The other one looks fucking great.

00:03:54.000 What a great horny guy he is.

00:03:56.000 I just heard this thing.

00:03:57.000 We'll probably talk about it tomorrow if we cover racism about Manhattan Beach.

00:04:01.000 I hope AIU covers it.

00:04:02.000 But the narrative is black people had this great beachfront property, so the government took it.

00:04:08.000 And then Gavin Newsom went, well, that was mean, so he just gave it back to them.

00:04:12.000 Problem solved.

00:04:14.000 Only the government paid them for it, 14 times what they paid.

00:04:20.000 Two old black couple bought some beachfront property in 1912 when it was the wild, wild west.

00:04:27.000 And they built a black club.

00:04:31.000 Then other black people moved in.

00:04:32.000 And then white people started moving in.

00:04:34.000 They built a community.

00:04:35.000 So the government went, and I don't like eminent domain.

00:04:38.000 The government went, this seems valuable.

00:04:39.000 We want to have it.

00:04:41.000 So here's market value, which was fucking high.

00:04:44.000 It was 14 grand.

00:04:45.000 Imagine you got 14 times what you paid for your house.

00:04:49.000 Bought it for $1,000, sold it for $14,000.

00:04:52.000 And everyone was booted out by the government, including whites.

00:04:55.000 25 white families were part of this community.

00:04:58.000 But that's completely ignored.

00:05:00.000 And Gavin Newsome is giving them reparations and like something like $30,000 a year in tax stipends or something, like some sort of allowance.

00:05:08.000 Thanks.

00:05:11.000 Does this suit look big to you?

00:05:12.000 I kind of feel like Elmo's clown friend today.

00:05:16.000 I think it looks pretty good.

00:05:17.000 I mean.

00:05:18.000 It seems a little large.

00:05:21.000 I don't know.

00:05:22.000 Seems comfy.

00:05:23.000 You know who I'm talking about?

00:05:24.000 Yeah, Mr. Noodles.

00:05:26.000 Mr. Noodles.

00:05:27.000 I kind of feel like Mr. Noodles today.

00:05:30.000 Now I just ruined it for you.

00:05:31.000 You were having a gay old time.

00:05:32.000 The reason I had this suit made by Nita Fashions is because I saw Daniel Craig wearing his cool corduroy suit.

00:05:38.000 And you want to talk about what's in the brochure, what's on Amazon, what's advertised, and what you end up with?

00:05:46.000 This is an amazing example.

00:05:48.000 We should put me side by side with it.

00:05:50.000 Look up Daniel Craig corduroy suit.

00:05:52.000 We've just been watching that, too.

00:05:54.000 The juxtaposition is alarming.

00:05:57.000 You were watching all the James Bonds over the break?

00:05:59.000 Yeah, we're up to the next one.

00:05:59.000 So was I?

00:06:01.000 Right?

00:06:02.000 That's a weird coincidence.

00:06:03.000 Maybe because Glass Onion came out, and you're like, oh, yeah, Daniel Grand Orion.

00:06:06.000 No, I was on the plane going to Montana, and it's just a reliable action film.

00:06:11.000 So good.

00:06:12.000 So I watched GoldenEye.

00:06:14.000 Oh, you watched the old Pierce Brosnow ones?

00:06:16.000 Yeah.

00:06:16.000 Oh.

00:06:16.000 And I watched another Gold.

00:06:19.000 Was it Goldfinger?

00:06:20.000 Goldfinger.

00:06:20.000 Gold.

00:06:21.000 Dude, Roger Moore's like 60 in it.

00:06:23.000 He's got this turkey neck.

00:06:24.000 It's kind of embarrassing.

00:06:26.000 I'm surprised he can get it up for all the chicksy banks.

00:06:28.000 But it's nice to see libidinous superheroes fucking kicking ass.

00:06:33.000 Wait, Goldfinger is with Connery.

00:06:35.000 Oh, okay, maybe I didn't see that one.

00:06:37.000 Another gold one, probably.

00:06:38.000 I saw.

00:06:38.000 Oh, no, Octopussy.

00:06:39.000 Octopussy and Golden Eye.

00:06:43.000 All about the bad guys are all Russians, too, which I'm like, okay.

00:06:48.000 I'll take it.

00:06:49.000 Beats, you know, French people or whatever.

00:06:53.000 Remember Diehard?

00:06:54.000 French terrorists.

00:06:55.000 Yeah.

00:06:56.000 Was it the FOQ?

00:06:58.000 Anyway, Barbara Walters, greatest interview of all time.

00:07:01.000 I hope she's remembered for this masterpiece.

00:07:03.000 This is talking to his, the Clipper's dude's assistant.

00:07:09.000 Man.

00:07:10.000 No, go back.

00:07:12.000 Can you tell me what your relationship with Donald Sterling is?

00:07:18.000 I'm Mr. Sterling's right-hand arm.

00:07:21.000 Man.

00:07:24.000 I'm Mr. Sterling everything.

00:07:26.000 I'm his confidant.

00:07:28.000 His best friend.

00:07:31.000 His silly rabbit.

00:07:34.000 His watch, his silly rabbit.

00:07:36.000 His what?

00:07:39.000 His silly rabbit.

00:07:41.000 His watch, his silly rabbit.

00:07:42.000 His silly rabbit?

00:07:43.000 Yes.

00:07:44.000 Is that what he calls you?

00:07:45.000 No.

00:07:47.000 The comic timing is just beautiful.

00:07:50.000 Is that what he calls you?

00:07:51.000 No.

00:07:52.000 You can straighten your hair all you want.

00:07:53.000 You're still black.

00:07:56.000 We also lost Vivian Westwood last week.

00:07:59.000 The saddest death of the year.

00:08:01.000 I know you baby monsters think I'm a fag for caring about fashion.

00:08:07.000 The heart wants what it wants.

00:08:09.000 Sorry.

00:08:09.000 Maybe it's because I was born in England, but I've always cared a shit ton about fashion.

00:08:14.000 Even like my silhouette skiing, I want it to look good.

00:08:18.000 So I wear pants instead of snow pants.

00:08:22.000 Wild, wild Westwood.

00:08:23.000 Holy shit, folks.

00:08:24.000 No.

00:08:25.000 Yes.

00:08:27.000 Now, American punk was great musically, but it didn't really have a look.

00:08:31.000 And Britain did the look.

00:08:33.000 I know that Richard Hell thinks that Malcolm McLaren stole his rip t-shirt idea.

00:08:38.000 But the real crux of punk, when we close our eyes and think of punk, is Vivian Westwood's incredible sense of taste.

00:08:46.000 Like the quality of those early Sex Pistols shows with the tartan pants and the graphic design like that, and that.

00:08:55.000 She just had an incredible strong sense of design.

00:08:59.000 And that's really what put punk over the top.

00:09:01.000 What she's about to show, the seditionary shirtline.

00:09:04.000 Like, look at that.

00:09:05.000 That still has defined...

00:09:09.000 That still has defined a really big part of graphic design today.

00:09:14.000 Like that would look normal on the bottom of a snowboard in 2023.

00:09:19.000 She invented that.

00:09:20.000 Unfortunately, she's woke, and she's really worried about the climate and all that shit, but whatever.

00:09:25.000 That's Chrissy Hine they just showed from The Pretenders.

00:09:28.000 She taught Sid Vicious how to play bass.

00:09:32.000 But she did.

00:09:34.000 Forget anything.

00:09:34.000 Just as a graphic design person, the quality of these shirts, and this is 76.

00:09:42.000 The time of punk rock, I was so outraged at the way the world is so corrupt and mismanaged and everything that the look was supposed to be of an urban gorilla.

00:09:54.000 It was somehow a kind of crusade to challenge the status quo.

00:09:59.000 She did the tempo in the 70s.

00:10:01.000 The stuff they're showing there is a little more 80s, except the sex business stuff.

00:10:05.000 We took some of the trousers from the rockers, like motorbike things, and then added some bondage straps to them and started to get a look of like an army thing.

00:10:17.000 Hers was a fashion rebellion made of ripped fabric, safety pins, and SM gear.

00:10:24.000 All familiar now, but outrageous then.

00:10:29.000 The newspapers thought of me as unwearable, nothing to do with fashion.

00:10:34.000 English people are very snobby anyway.

00:10:36.000 They don't like very artistic people to start with.

00:10:39.000 They love to do that.

00:10:42.000 She kept evolving.

00:10:43.000 She's now a national treasure.

00:10:45.000 Actress Gwyneth Paltrow wears her clothes.

00:10:49.000 Actress Gwyneth Paltrow wears her clothes.

00:10:51.000 That's such an American thing.

00:10:53.000 Let's justify this woman by showing you that celebrities care.

00:10:56.000 The character Carrie Bradshaw picks a Vivian Westwood bridal gal.

00:11:01.000 Actually, if you bring it back around to James Bond, his latest co-star was wearing a Vivian Westwood co-tour.

00:11:09.000 God, she's ugly, isn't she?

00:11:10.000 Look at her.

00:11:11.000 Way to emphasize the fact that you have zero tits.

00:11:13.000 And big-ass arms.

00:11:15.000 And ruined the movie.

00:11:16.000 Did you watch it?

00:11:17.000 I've seen the last one, yeah.

00:11:20.000 Remember, we talked about this already, but she gets in the plane first.

00:11:22.000 Neither of them have driven this weird glider machine before.

00:11:26.000 And she's going to figure it out.

00:11:28.000 He rides on the back of her moped.

00:11:29.000 Yeah.

00:11:30.000 Not very James Bondian.

00:11:40.000 Turn it up.

00:11:41.000 Teacher never wanted to be a fashion designer.

00:11:45.000 Actually, I started fashion to help my boyfriend.

00:11:47.000 He just needed somebody to help him to make these clothes.

00:11:50.000 And I always could make things.

00:11:52.000 Her boyfriend was Malcolm McLaren, manager of the pioneering punk rock band sex pistols.

00:12:01.000 You know what I'm saying here about the quality?

00:12:04.000 Together in the 70s, McLaren and Wesley opened a music and fashion shop on London's King's Road.

00:12:12.000 There's a replica of it at the punk exhibit at the Metropolitan.

00:12:17.000 Does this look pretty close to what it looked like?

00:12:19.000 Yeah, not Clothes for Heroes was on the door.

00:12:23.000 I think that's not.

00:12:24.000 And then her second act, that's why I played Bow Wow Wow, she did this whole like piratey thing, which Adam and the Ants did, and it's still popular today.

00:12:32.000 That was kind of my wife's look when I met her.

00:12:35.000 Not very good resolution there, but.

00:12:40.000 And they would do that Burundi beat thing.

00:12:45.000 And then she became mainstream.

00:12:46.000 So she really had several different careers.

00:12:49.000 Most people only have one act.

00:12:50.000 She had at least three acts.

00:12:52.000 The punk years, the sort of pirate doohickey thing, and then the mainstream fashion stuff that the news just told us about.

00:13:01.000 All right.

00:13:02.000 2022 moments.

00:13:05.000 Are we ready?

00:13:06.000 Yes.

00:13:07.000 I keep getting these toy box notifications.

00:13:12.000 I got my kid a 3D printer.

00:13:16.000 It's really hard to set up.

00:13:17.000 It's a pain in the ass to get moving.

00:13:20.000 But then once you do, it's endless hours of fun.

00:13:22.000 Sick.

00:13:23.000 And so I get notifications every time he makes something because it's on my app's on my phone, Jordan 1s he just made, and an articulated rock snake.

00:13:32.000 Have you made any tools yet?

00:13:33.000 Because sometimes if you need a little washer or something, you could just make a fucking washer.

00:13:38.000 And it's exactly the quality of thing you need.

00:13:40.000 Problem is, this is really kid-friendly.

00:13:43.000 So the specs are not obvious to me.

00:13:46.000 And I'm like, that was too small.

00:13:48.000 I want to increase it and make it 16 millimeters.

00:13:51.000 It doesn't say that on the thing.

00:13:52.000 It's like, how big would you like it?

00:13:53.000 This big or this big?

00:13:54.000 Five or six.

00:13:55.000 Yeah.

00:13:55.000 You're like, no, I need the millimeters, bro.

00:14:00.000 It's gumball machines.

00:14:01.000 I'm so sick of fucking YouTubers and their nerdy.

00:14:04.000 Can we beat up nerds again?

00:14:06.000 Let's get back to beating up nerds.

00:14:07.000 Revenge of the revenge of the nerds.

00:14:10.000 Revenge of the bullies is what we need.

00:14:13.000 Oh, it has ridges just like a quarter.

00:14:15.000 And it works.

00:14:16.000 This one's the toughest to crack.

00:14:17.000 It's just a generic one on eBay.

00:14:19.000 As you can see, locked with no candy.

00:14:21.000 I put the plastic coin, turned the dial, and no problem, first try.

00:14:25.000 We got a gumball.

00:14:26.000 Well, a 3D printed quarter...

00:14:27.000 Isn't that...

00:14:30.000 Never mind.

00:14:30.000 What?

00:14:31.000 Illegal?

00:14:31.000 Yeah, I guess not.

00:14:33.000 We never did the side-by-side, by the way.

00:14:34.000 There you go.

00:14:37.000 This is what you wanted to get?

00:14:38.000 This is what you get.

00:14:39.000 It's a Wayfair version or whatever.

00:14:41.000 Yeah, it's like Tinder.

00:14:45.000 That looks cool.

00:14:46.000 You just need the, what, the denim undershirt?

00:14:49.000 I have a blue undershirt.

00:14:50.000 It's a little too dark.

00:14:51.000 Yeah.

00:14:53.000 Sorry.

00:14:53.000 You got to be a hunk if you're going to carry off a hunky suit.

00:14:57.000 One of my favorite moments in 2022, of course, was the Cognitive Dissidence Tour.

00:15:01.000 Oh, yes.

00:15:02.000 It was.

00:15:04.000 I was kind of nervous when Josh first pitched me the idea.

00:15:07.000 And then I had this epiphany where I was like, we're probably not going to ever release this.

00:15:13.000 I can say whatever the fuck I want.

00:15:15.000 Racist jokes, Holocaust denial.

00:15:21.000 No, I don't deny it, but we do make very rude jokes about it.

00:15:26.000 Rape jokes, acting like a retard, mocking.

00:15:32.000 It was like, you know, those signs we respect disabilities and all the water is life, love is love.

00:15:36.000 We contradicted every single one of those.

00:15:40.000 Anthony was worse than me, too.

00:15:42.000 It was ruthless.

00:15:44.000 Anthony was like, when we said, I'm not getting on a plane with a black pilot.

00:15:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:15:50.000 He goes, I don't want to even get on a plane with black flight attendants.

00:15:56.000 That was pretty good.

00:15:58.000 Josh talked about fucking retards.

00:16:01.000 But it was really about, you know, mocking the left for their view of things.

00:16:07.000 Like the Josh joke about fucking a retard is you did make a Victoria's Secret retarded, a Victoria's Secret model retarded.

00:16:12.000 So you did tell us to fuck them.

00:16:14.000 We don't want to, but okay.

00:16:16.000 I'll give it a whirl.

00:16:17.000 The object was to keep the dad from going out for a bag of ghouls.

00:16:22.000 We just dropped the needle on a black joke.

00:16:25.000 Fucking brutal.

00:16:26.000 Fucking brutal.

00:16:28.000 Oh my God.

00:16:31.000 Oh, also, I got to talk about OJ.

00:16:35.000 And you go, OJ, this is fucking ancient history.

00:16:39.000 I don't know how many people are on Twitter.

00:16:42.000 How many people have Twitter accounts?

00:16:44.000 If you're not following OJ Simpson, the real OJ on Twitter, you're out of your fucking mind.

00:16:50.000 This is one of the greatest accounts to follow.

00:16:53.000 This guy is living the life of the world.

00:16:56.000 That's where the cameraman forgot to shoot from the front of this.

00:17:00.000 You might remember he killed a couple of people.

00:17:05.000 Every time something happens, he gets on.

00:17:07.000 He's like, Hello, Twitter World.

00:17:10.000 It's yours truly.

00:17:13.000 And he's got a beautiful blue sky behind him.

00:17:17.000 He's in Florida.

00:17:18.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:17:19.000 He's in Florida.

00:17:21.000 He's golfing.

00:17:22.000 Leave it up to our fans to hold the phone up on his account.

00:17:25.000 Look, like this?

00:17:27.000 That girl's crazy.

00:17:28.000 And he talks about things like decisions that the government makes.

00:17:35.000 He's like, you know, my fantasy football team.

00:17:38.000 I see where this joke goes.

00:17:39.000 I don't remember.

00:17:40.000 My receiver was out injured, and I just couldn't.

00:17:43.000 And he goes through it and he goes, all right, well, take care.

00:17:47.000 And then I go, all right, let me read the comments.

00:17:51.000 The first comment is always like, Juice, you are awesome, man.

00:17:57.000 What great insight on the game.

00:17:59.000 I love it.

00:18:00.000 And I just picture OJ going, this is wonderful.

00:18:04.000 Let me look at another comment.

00:18:09.000 You murdering fucking jig.

00:18:16.000 Stepped over the line.

00:18:18.000 All right, that's enough.

00:18:19.000 You could zoom in on the security.

00:18:20.000 I'm glad that paid off.

00:18:27.000 Spade is great.

00:18:28.000 Spade is too old.

00:18:29.000 That's like grandpa.

00:18:31.000 Shade is another grandpa one.

00:18:33.000 Jig is like Gen Xers have never heard jig.

00:18:36.000 We've heard nigg, but no jig.

00:18:40.000 I came up with a funny joke.

00:18:41.000 You know what a black weeaboo is?

00:18:43.000 You know what a weeaboo is, right?

00:18:44.000 A white guy obsessed with Japanese culture.

00:18:46.000 Okay, I never heard that before.

00:18:48.000 So a black weeaboo is a jigaboo.

00:18:51.000 That's it.

00:18:52.000 Dude, you have to know.

00:18:54.000 This is why you were not on stage at the cognitive disaster.

00:18:56.000 I actually was.

00:18:58.000 Sort of.

00:19:00.000 Literally with a mask on.

00:19:02.000 Digital.

00:19:03.000 Chicago was crazy.

00:19:04.000 Banned three times, right?

00:19:06.000 First venue.

00:19:06.000 And again, every venue is like, fuck it, man.

00:19:09.000 Tell them to do their worst.

00:19:12.000 Okay, their worst is bombarding your entire staff and their family with digital media threats.

00:19:19.000 No one actually does anything, but so we, that guy said yes, canceled.

00:19:27.000 The next guy says yes, canceled.

00:19:29.000 And then Ryan finds us a Legion, a Veteran of Foreign Wars venue.

00:19:35.000 I think we paid them $1,800, probably the most they've ever made.

00:19:38.000 And then we did it there at like midnight, where I'm already wasted.

00:19:42.000 My goal with these things is to stay sober.

00:19:45.000 That's the secret to stand-up comedy.

00:19:47.000 Don't be wasted.

00:19:48.000 But midnight?

00:19:50.000 I mean, I got to have a life.

00:19:52.000 Plus, people are buying me shots and stuff.

00:19:55.000 Sorry.

00:19:55.000 Got too wasted for that one.

00:19:57.000 I don't remember actually much of McHenry.

00:20:00.000 No, that one was a Was I funny?

00:20:05.000 Yeah.

00:20:06.000 Everybody was like it.

00:20:07.000 I just had to turn up the volume because the people in the back were like coming towards the front.

00:20:11.000 But everybody had a great time.

00:20:12.000 I didn't hear many complaints.

00:20:13.000 Cripdaddy was good.

00:20:14.000 We're going to mention him later as Hero of the Year up there with Alex Stein.

00:20:19.000 And then, of course, Rutherford canceled it.

00:20:21.000 The police got involved.

00:20:22.000 That's very Venezuelan.

00:20:24.000 Makes me into Lenny Bruce.

00:20:25.000 And the latest news on that is we gave them until their next council meeting to respond.

00:20:32.000 They have not responded.

00:20:33.000 I don't think they brought it up at the council meeting.

00:20:35.000 They're hoping we just get bored.

00:20:37.000 And I said to my lawyer, I'm not bored, are you?

00:20:40.000 And he's like, nope, barely begun.

00:20:42.000 So that's going full steam ahead.

00:20:44.000 It'll be fun when we get the money to sort of, let's democratically decide who gets what.

00:20:50.000 We'll probably get between 20 and 100 grand.

00:20:53.000 Josh did a lot of the work.

00:20:54.000 I think we'll take, you know what we should do?

00:20:56.000 We'll use algebra.

00:20:57.000 We'll take what we would have made if we did the show, and we'll make that whatever, 10x.

00:21:04.000 And then if I'm, if, you know, if Josh would have made five grand, whatever, then that's 5x, you know what I'm saying?

00:21:11.000 And then we'll just divide that proportionally.

00:21:14.000 I'll have to take some money for myself for going through this shit, by the way.

00:21:17.000 And obviously the lawyer will get the lion's share.

00:21:19.000 But then we'll divide it up proportionally.

00:21:21.000 That seems reasonable, right?

00:21:25.000 Thanks, Tucker.

00:21:26.000 Thanks, old pal, for talking about two separate news segments.

00:21:31.000 Penn State made about Alex Stein.

00:21:33.000 Rutherford made about Josh Denny.

00:21:35.000 Thanks, pal.

00:21:39.000 I think that's the end of our friendship, actually.

00:21:41.000 I'm not really speaking to him again.

00:21:44.000 All right.

00:21:46.000 Ready for more?

00:21:47.000 Oh, I. Next category, hottest bitch of 2022.

00:21:52.000 This bitch is old as shit.

00:21:55.000 She's got a kid.

00:21:56.000 She was much hotter a long time ago.

00:21:59.000 Her name is Nadziva Andrivenatolokonikova.

00:22:05.000 Bless you.

00:22:06.000 Dude, what is with your fucking language?

00:22:08.000 Ever heard of Kim Smith?

00:22:10.000 Anyway, she's still a smokeshow, even though she's old as shit and a mom.

00:22:16.000 And this year, what happened?

00:22:18.000 She met with the State Department to discuss free speech.

00:22:21.000 We've always loved her.

00:22:22.000 She did two years in prison for hooliganism and then totally exposed the corruption of the Russian prison system.

00:22:29.000 Now, I know a lot of conservatives here go, oh, fuck her.

00:22:31.000 She's this dumb feminist who protests religion and Christianity.

00:22:35.000 You got to sort of put it in the lens of Russia.

00:22:39.000 I don't know how the prisons function there.

00:22:41.000 I don't know how much of a police state it is.

00:22:43.000 I suspect very much more than here.

00:22:45.000 And I appreciate someone who stands up to a totalitarian regime like the Russian government.

00:22:52.000 That's impressive to me.

00:22:53.000 I'm not impressed if you're fat and you have blue hair and you sit here and bitch about how horrible America is.

00:23:00.000 But if you're in China, Iran, Russia, Venezuela, Cuba, and you start talking about free speech, you're in our good books.

00:23:09.000 So despite her disgusting age, just kidding, despite her not being as hot as she was 12 years ago, when she was arrested, she's still a fucking wonderful smokeshow.

00:23:23.000 Turn it up.

00:23:26.000 Hopefully, this book can be useful for people who start thinking about art activism.

00:23:32.000 Because what's good about art activism, even when you have only three or five people in your team and you don't have millions around you, you still can make an impactful message because art is something that can move people's hearts.

00:23:45.000 Yes, so true.

00:23:45.000 You know what's interesting about her too?

00:23:48.000 She's an academic.

00:23:50.000 She's published this reading list of like 150 books you must read.

00:23:54.000 She's written tons of books.

00:23:55.000 And then we have these fucking losers like that trainy Christine Abigilerdo, whatever her name is.

00:24:02.000 You know, the dude who has his hair all over on one side.

00:24:05.000 And he's meeting in front of Congress to talk about these various problems in the LGBT community.

00:24:12.000 Meanwhile, he's like the king of fake news.

00:24:16.000 He pushed the Andrew State Pizza Box bullshit.

00:24:19.000 He said that that last shooting was all about homophobia.

00:24:25.000 Forget the other fake news thing he's pushing.

00:24:27.000 You know who I'm talking about?

00:24:28.000 Calajandro Alabaggero or some bullshit?

00:24:31.000 Yeah.

00:24:32.000 That's our experts.

00:24:33.000 That's our feminist academics compared to theirs.

00:24:36.000 Poor show.

00:24:37.000 Anyway, that's the hottest bitch of 2022.

00:24:40.000 This pussy riot.

00:24:43.000 Pussy riot.

00:24:44.000 And speaking of Vivian Westwood, too, great aesthetics.

00:24:47.000 Okay, maybe not that particular photograph.

00:24:50.000 But all the other pictures, like the graphic design, the balance of colors.

00:24:57.000 I hate this background, Ryan.

00:25:00.000 It's high quality.

00:25:04.000 You don't have a 2022 background?

00:25:06.000 I have curtains.

00:25:08.000 No, that's a marathon background.

00:25:11.000 Come up with a 2022 background.

00:25:14.000 Alright, you gotta give me a second.

00:25:20.000 And you gotta show people that Calessandra Albajaniro.

00:25:26.000 This is the trick you were talking about, right?

00:25:29.000 I don't that's not her there, no.

00:25:30.000 That's her on the right.

00:25:33.000 Yes, that's him.

00:25:34.000 Yes, that's him.

00:25:35.000 But that's a really flattering picture of him with his hair straightened.

00:25:40.000 He's more of a joke.

00:25:41.000 See if you can find a more representational image.

00:25:44.000 I don't like these people in control of their own image.

00:25:46.000 What about this image?

00:25:47.000 That's what I made.

00:25:49.000 Let's look at what you made and what I made this morning.

00:25:53.000 This is Vice Magazine in 1995 newsprint snowboarder raver garbage.

00:26:01.000 Okay, so traditional.

00:26:03.000 So terrible and unusable, embarrassing, bad for the brand.

00:26:08.000 And then this is like Russian Academy Awards.

00:26:10.000 This is early 2000s.

00:26:12.000 That's not a good.

00:26:13.000 Why are you going back 20 years in graphic design?

00:26:15.000 Why not be modern?

00:26:16.000 But what's good about modern?

00:26:19.000 This sucks.

00:26:19.000 Well, it's, uh...

00:26:24.000 This is more like 70s-ish, isn't it?

00:26:26.000 With the squares?

00:26:27.000 Or like the 50s.

00:26:29.000 50s?

00:26:29.000 What?

00:26:30.000 With the colored squares?

00:26:31.000 This is a garbage fanzine that's for sale behind the cache at a record store.

00:26:36.000 I don't want that.

00:26:37.000 This is supposed to be a television show.

00:26:39.000 It's got Vivian Westwood inspired.

00:26:42.000 It's stampy.

00:26:44.000 It's terrible.

00:26:45.000 With the exposure.

00:26:46.000 Everyone watching agrees with me.

00:26:47.000 So go to mine again.

00:26:48.000 Please write in.

00:26:49.000 Mailbag at Sensor.

00:26:50.000 Yeah, please do.

00:26:52.000 How do I trust your fucking Google image search earth and then text?

00:26:56.000 Yeah, that's all you have to do.

00:26:57.000 It takes five minutes.

00:26:59.000 This took me five minutes.

00:27:00.000 I take a little pride in my work.

00:27:02.000 Yeah, well, your work sucks.

00:27:03.000 So you shouldn't take pride in that level of graphic design.

00:27:06.000 It's corny and embarrassing.

00:27:08.000 I mean, I'll pay for you to take a course in graphic design.

00:27:12.000 Look at like, Vice Magazine still has the template that I set up years ago.

00:27:18.000 Look up incubator.ca.

00:27:20.000 I-N-K-U-B-A-T-O-R Inc.

00:27:23.000 He's doing a pun with incubator.ca.

00:27:26.000 I don't think he does graphic design anymore, but he's the guy I hired to do Vice, and he followed all my templates.

00:27:33.000 Is that Incubator?

00:27:35.000 Yeah.

00:27:36.000 Incubator.ca?

00:27:37.000 Yeah.

00:27:38.000 See, that's graphic design, right?

00:27:40.000 But wait, what specifically?

00:27:42.000 100% of what you're looking at is fantastic.

00:27:45.000 A lot of it's photography, right?

00:27:49.000 Yeah, a lot of the bat person, the thing behind me is photography.

00:27:54.000 Like, click on any page, any layout.

00:28:01.000 I design those pages.

00:28:03.000 Nice.

00:28:05.000 Yeah.

00:28:07.000 Anyway, what a tangent.

00:28:10.000 So we'll keep that behind me.

00:28:13.000 Funniest moment.

00:28:15.000 So we've done the hottest pitch.

00:28:16.000 Funniest moment.

00:28:17.000 Put up the funniest moment card.

00:28:21.000 Funniest moment.

00:28:24.000 Our sales guy is one of the funniest.

00:28:26.000 I think that was the funniest show we ever did.

00:28:28.000 My brother wholeheartedly agrees.

00:28:31.000 I think the sales guy's threatening to sue us now, which is good because that implies that he's real.

00:28:37.000 He was such a fuck-up that I still don't know if he was sent to me from the prank gods to fuck with my brain.

00:28:46.000 That's how bad he was.

00:28:48.000 So just to be clear, we had this gold client, and he gave me the wrong URL.

00:28:55.000 It was like Gavin loves gold or Gavin likes gold.

00:28:57.000 It was the wrong URL.

00:28:59.000 Someone bought that URL, so it's already a fuck up.

00:29:02.000 They put an anti-Semitic cartoon of me on our client's fake URL, which we advertised, right?

00:29:10.000 And then you got to see if you can move this over while I'm talking here.

00:29:14.000 This space here should be the same as this space here.

00:29:18.000 Do it in Photoshop if you have to.

00:29:20.000 Live.

00:29:22.000 And this went on for weeks and weeks.

00:29:25.000 So our client, which is a great thing to say to all our other clients, hey, trust us with your name.

00:29:31.000 We'll turn you into a Nazi site.

00:29:34.000 Yeah.

00:29:36.000 Still up.

00:29:37.000 Still up.

00:29:38.000 And he somehow works with these guys.

00:29:41.000 And he says, oh, I sent them a better picture.

00:29:44.000 A better picture.

00:29:46.000 A better picture than the most famous anti-Semitic trope on earth?

00:29:50.000 Yeah, I would imagine.

00:29:51.000 You know what's a better picture than that?

00:29:53.000 Diarrhea.

00:29:54.000 A miscarriage.

00:29:56.000 Anything.

00:29:59.000 So calling him and trying to figure out how much of him was kidding.

00:30:04.000 I'm at the point now where I've decided 0% of him was kidding.

00:30:09.000 And he really did not think this was a major fuck up.

00:30:12.000 And it was one of a bunch.

00:30:13.000 And now I'm trying to figure out if he was collecting money from our clients and not paying us.

00:30:18.000 We've got a new guy now going through this tangled web of wires and everything.

00:30:23.000 But while I was talking to him, trying to figure that out, it was so frustrating.

00:30:29.000 And it was such a major damage to, I don't know if we'll ever have sponsors again.

00:30:34.000 It could be the end of that part of our business.

00:30:35.000 So our sales guy, assuming he's legit, killed our sales department.

00:30:40.000 That's how bad he is.

00:30:42.000 He texted me recently and said, that's twice you called me a monkey.

00:30:45.000 See you in court.

00:30:46.000 What?

00:30:47.000 Is that a metaphor?

00:30:49.000 I don't use monkey as an insult.

00:30:51.000 Yeah, that's much better.

00:30:52.000 Do you have any of that particular episode?

00:30:54.000 Oh, I sure do.

00:30:55.000 We should tell people what it is, too.

00:30:57.000 My brother was talking to his friend about how funny it is, and he was like, okay, do you really think, like, I think he said, just check out this episode if you don't think Gavin's funny or something, or it's not a funny show.

00:31:06.000 And he goes, he did that on purpose.

00:31:08.000 My brother's like, why did he do that on purpose?

00:31:10.000 Because he wanted to show that anti-Semitic drawing.

00:31:13.000 And this was an excuse.

00:31:15.000 What?

00:31:17.000 He would just show an anti-Semitic drawing.

00:31:18.000 Just show it, yeah.

00:31:19.000 It's like the whole Sam Hyde thing.

00:31:22.000 He was sneaking swastikas into his show.

00:31:25.000 Yeah, because we're all dying to sneak in swastikas.

00:31:28.000 Ooh.

00:31:29.000 Let us say the N-word.

00:31:31.000 Nigger.

00:31:33.000 That they signed up and deposited at betdsi.com with promo code GAVIN100.

00:31:38.000 Get a $50.

00:31:40.000 Wait a minute.

00:31:42.000 Bubba and Hank's gift card?

00:31:45.000 Oh, that was another mistake.

00:31:47.000 I'm getting mad.

00:31:48.000 This is what I'm seeing.

00:31:50.000 I'm getting mad.

00:31:52.000 I'm calling him.

00:31:55.000 What?

00:31:56.000 They don't exist.

00:31:58.000 And they went like 10 months without paying.

00:32:00.000 That doesn't mean you can't still get a gift card.

00:32:03.000 What's his name again?

00:32:06.000 It starts with a V. Yeah, but he might be on my phone.

00:32:10.000 Yeah, here we go.

00:32:11.000 Wait, do you want to...

00:32:17.000 Bubba and Hanks?

00:32:19.000 Like, this guy.

00:32:21.000 Hey, Mr. McKinnis, how you doing, buddy?

00:32:23.000 You're on the air.

00:32:24.000 Hey, man, what's going on with this Bet DSI?

00:32:27.000 They get a Bubba and Hanks gift card.

00:32:33.000 I've got the Reads, Live Reads 10-13, 2022.

00:32:37.000 Bet DSI live read ends with, use promo code GAV100 and get a $50 Bubba and Hanks card.

00:32:46.000 Let me open up the document.

00:32:48.000 That is.

00:32:49.000 We'll save it some time.

00:32:50.000 We're looking at it.

00:32:52.000 Yeah, dude, this is a pattern with you.

00:32:54.000 Like, Gavin loves gold.

00:32:56.000 You got that URL wrong.

00:32:58.000 We had that twice.

00:33:00.000 Remember that?

00:33:00.000 Gavin likes gold?

00:33:06.000 Yeah, turn off the show.

00:33:08.000 Turn off the show.

00:33:10.000 I get to hear my drops.

00:33:12.000 Okay.

00:33:12.000 Okay, what's going on?

00:33:14.000 Bubba and Hanks?

00:33:15.000 You're cool.

00:33:15.000 Didn't they bilk us out of like five grand?

00:33:20.000 Actually, yeah.

00:33:23.000 He died in January and then Hank totally fucked us.

00:33:27.000 But I. Hold on one sec, dude.

00:33:32.000 Oh, offense, but it sounds like some fucking commie fingers typed that.

00:33:38.000 He's just billionaires, right?

00:33:41.000 Hold on one sec, dude.

00:33:42.000 I got so many documents open.

00:33:44.000 I'm not trying to fuck with you.

00:33:46.000 Well, maybe he's gay.

00:33:47.000 You ever thought about it?

00:33:47.000 I got so many documents open.

00:33:49.000 How hard is it to see the last?

00:33:52.000 The subject was sent at 6.54 p.m. today.

00:33:57.000 Live reads.

00:33:58.000 The subject is live reads 10.13, 2022.

00:34:02.000 How could that be hard to find?

00:34:04.000 I have it open all on one moment.

00:34:08.000 Nothing wrong with that.

00:34:11.000 everything wrong with that.

00:34:12.000 Let's see what we're saying.

00:34:14.000 Okay, let me go to Sent Items.

00:34:21.000 He's on mute.

00:34:22.000 I'm on mute.

00:34:23.000 Fucking quiz!

00:34:26.000 Like, this is...

00:34:30.000 All you have to do is say, who generated the message?

00:34:33.000 This is the workforce, ladies.

00:34:35.000 It did not flub at all.

00:34:36.000 This is what you want to be in.

00:34:37.000 There was no fucking flub.

00:34:38.000 I don't know how to reply.

00:34:40.000 You're not doing a motherfucking flub.

00:34:42.000 I've ever met in my entire life.

00:34:44.000 You're not someone I want to piss off.

00:34:46.000 How did you type it?

00:34:48.000 I was quiet.

00:34:48.000 Yeah, no, it's not.

00:34:49.000 Anyway, let's stop.

00:34:50.000 That's the thing.

00:34:51.000 People can go look up that whole...

00:34:55.000 We could put the whole clip on.

00:34:57.000 No, no, they can find it if there's subscribers.

00:35:00.000 Let's see.

00:35:01.000 I don't want to play too much of old clips, but that went on, and I forgot about that part.

00:35:06.000 So the Nazi thing was just one thing.

00:35:09.000 He's also sending us Bubba and Hanks, where Bubba died, and Hanks fucked us over.

00:35:14.000 That was episode 169 of the live show.

00:35:17.000 169.

00:35:18.000 Show people where it is, too.

00:35:19.000 Can you show that?

00:35:21.000 That's right in the beginning, basically.

00:35:22.000 Oh, it's right at the beginning?

00:35:23.000 Oh, yeah, because we're reading the sponsors.

00:35:28.000 And the other thing when he goes, I didn't send you that.

00:35:31.000 I didn't do that.

00:35:32.000 And I'm like, but your computer, your computer sent me a message on its own?

00:35:37.000 Remember that?

00:35:39.000 You know, re-watching that, I'm like, are you a genius?

00:35:44.000 You know you're a fuck-up when people are still months after your fuck-up going, are you the smartest person in the world or the dumbest person in the world?

00:35:55.000 I'm glad that guy's out of my life anyway.

00:35:57.000 Although we may see him in court if he sues us for what?

00:36:00.000 Noticing his incompetence?

00:36:03.000 So that was the funniest moment of 2022, as far as I'm concerned.

00:36:06.000 That's the best episode.

00:36:08.000 Biggest surprise of the year was obviously Ye going full Hitler.

00:36:17.000 Kanye West changed his name to Ye.

00:36:19.000 There's no surprise.

00:36:20.000 Rappers do that all the time.

00:36:21.000 Snoopy Dog Dog became Snoop and Lil Romeo became Romeo.

00:36:25.000 But Ye saying, I like Hitler.

00:36:30.000 And it started out like a lot of his stuff starts out with, you know, talking about slavery sure seems like a choice.

00:36:36.000 And then people say, are you saying slavery is a choice?

00:36:38.000 No, I said, dwelling on it.

00:36:40.000 Okay.

00:36:40.000 It sounds like you were getting towards slavery being a choice.

00:36:44.000 That's normal, yay controversy.

00:36:47.000 George Bush doesn't like black people.

00:36:48.000 Taylor Swift doesn't deserve this award.

00:36:51.000 That's normal levels.

00:36:53.000 So when pressed, are you saying that we should get over Nazism and Jews should move on?

00:37:01.000 Yeah.

00:37:02.000 But you're not saying that Jews are responsible for everything wrong with America.

00:37:06.000 Yeah, I am.

00:37:08.000 Jews are trying to kill me.

00:37:09.000 They're trying to suppress my voice.

00:37:11.000 Okay, you mean a group that is predominantly, that has a lot of Jews in it.

00:37:16.000 No, no, I'm talking about Jews.

00:37:19.000 And then we go, when you say you like Hitler, you don't literally mean like Hitler.

00:37:23.000 You just mean like you're open-minded and you can see the pros and the cons.

00:37:27.000 And everyone's God's children.

00:37:28.000 He's like, no, no, no.

00:37:30.000 Like, that's what I loved about this controversy.

00:37:32.000 Every time people gave him an out, he's like, no, thank you, and closed the door again.

00:37:37.000 I don't want to get out.

00:37:38.000 Hey, yay, as I asked him.

00:37:41.000 Yeah, I understand the stereotypes and I'm not against noticing patterns.

00:37:44.000 But when you meet a Jew, you start from scratch, right?

00:37:47.000 Nope.

00:37:48.000 That might have been the funniest moment of the show was his nope.

00:37:53.000 Nope is a great word, isn't it?

00:37:55.000 Sure is.

00:37:56.000 It's like I'm not considering it.

00:37:58.000 Nope.

00:38:00.000 We need to make these things clear and more simplified.

00:38:04.000 So I'm open to ideas, and I haven't defined that I'm running for office yet because that's what I'm being advised to do.

00:38:16.000 Back to you.

00:38:18.000 What are your policies on, say, abortion?

00:38:20.000 Would you make abortion illegal?

00:38:21.000 Anyway, all my policies are.

00:38:23.000 Thanks so much.

00:38:23.000 That was a fun interview.

00:38:25.000 That will probably be my last celebrity interview.

00:38:31.000 I can't get anyone on the show.

00:38:32.000 I mean, I'll get Ariel Pink and stuff soon.

00:38:34.000 I plan to do that.

00:38:35.000 But as far as like major celebs, I will not be on Stossel or Tucker or anything mainstream ever again.

00:38:41.000 And I will never get a mainstream normal guy ever again.

00:38:45.000 I'm in the trash compactor of Star Wars, and I will only get people as they get thrown into the dumpster with me, which I'm fine with.

00:38:51.000 I had a great run.

00:38:53.000 I interviewed Curtis Mayfield in 1994 and have since been able to interview absolutely Anyone that popped into my mind.

00:39:02.000 If I heard a good album, I would get an interview guaranteed.

00:39:05.000 If I read a good book, not only would I get to interview the guy who wrote the book or the woman, I would hang out with them after.

00:39:12.000 So I think, like, what has it been, 30 years of getting any interview I want?

00:39:18.000 Good run.

00:39:19.000 Good run.

00:39:21.000 Runner up for the biggest surprise of 2022 has got to be John Fetterman getting elected.

00:39:30.000 The Eagles are way better than the Eagles.

00:39:36.000 Like, we know you guys are losers.

00:39:39.000 Pete Buttigig doesn't surprise me.

00:39:41.000 He's the worst transportation dude we've ever had.

00:39:45.000 Look at transportation since he's been in charge.

00:39:48.000 He takes, what, months off for paternity leave?

00:39:51.000 We've got containers stuck in ports.

00:39:53.000 We've got ships stranded.

00:39:54.000 We've got Southwest Airlines with some antiquated software that they were told to update a million times.

00:40:00.000 Pete Buttigig himself was warned about this antiquated airline software, and he's like, I don't know, whatever.

00:40:06.000 I think it's important we focus on gay rights.

00:40:09.000 So America's infrastructure falls as shit.

00:40:12.000 I'm not surprised by Pete Buttigig.

00:40:14.000 I'm not surprised by AOC.

00:40:16.000 This one threw me and everyone watching this show for a loop.

00:40:20.000 We cannot fucking believe you guys got this guy elected.

00:40:24.000 More brain dead than Joe Biden, which is an accomplishment.

00:40:29.000 As you got the Eagles one, I mean, it's retarded on so many levels.

00:40:33.000 First of all, the Eagles are the Eagles.

00:40:37.000 That's a pretty big one there.

00:40:38.000 But the way his eyes go blee after he says that and the whole cadence of it, Eagles are way better.

00:40:47.000 It sounds like someone's taking a record and just randomly moving their finger around it to fuck with the speed.

00:40:52.000 And then his bug eyes.

00:40:53.000 What are you on Adderall?

00:40:54.000 I hope so, actually.

00:40:55.000 That's your only chance of staying alive.

00:40:57.000 It's like AOC with her bug eyes.

00:40:59.000 These people are elected into offices they don't know how to manage and they have to take drugs to try to stay on board.

00:41:07.000 But sometimes you're just accelerating.

00:41:09.000 Garbage brain.

00:41:13.000 Are you doing that?

00:41:14.000 Yeah, it looks fun.

00:41:15.000 Are so much better than needles.

00:41:21.000 Yeah, that's my favorite part.

00:41:22.000 Did you catch that?

00:41:24.000 Those little googly eyes at the end.

00:41:26.000 Do it again.

00:41:27.000 I'm going to do a Zoom.

00:41:29.000 That, like, I was in a stupor after that.

00:41:33.000 Are so much better than needles.

00:41:40.000 Googly eyes.

00:41:41.000 He's so cute.

00:41:44.000 It's sort of like you have a bad kid, right?

00:41:47.000 You've got a son who's badly behaved and he skipped school and you even heard he took a knife and he stabbed some other kid's basketball.

00:41:54.000 And you go, holy shit.

00:41:55.000 And then you come home and you find out he's decapitated the family dog.

00:41:59.000 And you're like, whoa.

00:42:01.000 I knew you were a little fucked in the head, kid, but you murdered Leroy?

00:42:06.000 What the fuck?

00:42:08.000 That's how I felt with Fetterman.

00:42:10.000 I was like, I get that you guys are retarded, but you literally elected a retard.

00:42:14.000 What are you doing?

00:42:15.000 Our guy wasn't great.

00:42:17.000 That black dude we had, that affirmative action hire, he was pretty dumb talking about vampire movies and shit.

00:42:23.000 I wasn't exactly Bologna.

00:42:24.000 He was no Ben Carson.

00:42:26.000 But wow, did you elect a weirdo?

00:42:33.000 And I heard one explanation was the leftist media just hit all that shit.

00:42:40.000 So they never saw him act like a complete fucking retard.

00:42:45.000 Look at his crumpled up face.

00:42:47.000 His face looks like it's a little pan puppet and it's deflated.

00:42:50.000 You know what I mean?

00:42:51.000 Or it was a mad ball and it ran out of air.

00:42:57.000 He's crumpled up.

00:42:59.000 I think his illegal alien wife just thinks this whole thing is a funny lark.

00:43:03.000 Look at that.

00:43:04.000 Mashed potato.

00:43:07.000 I mean, he needs to be in a home.

00:43:10.000 That's the other thing, too.

00:43:11.000 This is abuse of the mentally handicapped.

00:43:14.000 You say you respect disabilities.

00:43:16.000 Why do you give them these incredibly complex jobs that they can't handle?

00:43:19.000 All right, let's jump over to the green screen to discuss the gayest song of 2022.

00:43:40.000 Now, this song isn't just gay, it's insidious.

00:43:43.000 There's a thing that's going on with the gay community where I think they're mad we don't give a shit about them.

00:43:50.000 When I was skiing there, I would see black people.

00:43:52.000 There's like out of maybe 5,000 people, you see two black people occasionally.

00:43:57.000 And they seem to have this like, yeah, I'm here.

00:44:00.000 You got a problem with that?

00:44:01.000 I know.

00:44:01.000 You think I don't belong?

00:44:02.000 You're like, dude, I do not give a billionth of a shit that a black person is on a ski hill.

00:44:08.000 Best of luck to you, by the way.

00:44:10.000 You guys are not known for your skiing.

00:44:12.000 So I hope you have fun.

00:44:13.000 You know who was at my ski resort this week?

00:44:16.000 The black dude from TMZ.

00:44:19.000 And I had a fancy steak dinner the first night.

00:44:22.000 There he was right there, table to the right.

00:44:25.000 Then the next night we had more of a silly fun night where we had nachos and stuff.

00:44:28.000 There he was right there, five feet to the right.

00:44:31.000 You know who I'm talking about?

00:44:33.000 There's the sippy cup guy, and then there's the guy with the corny dreads that are like braids.

00:44:38.000 He seems like a white mulatto chick.

00:44:41.000 He's like Sway without the head thing.

00:44:44.000 Yeah, and he's like bald, so the braids are few and far between.

00:44:49.000 Never saw him on the slopes.

00:44:52.000 He's not into interracial?

00:44:55.000 But I feel like gays are the same way.

00:44:58.000 Gays are like, oh, so you hate me, right?

00:45:00.000 You don't want me to exist.

00:45:01.000 Sorry.

00:45:02.000 When I was 13, I was horrified by what you guys do.

00:45:06.000 But you get over it.

00:45:08.000 You become 18, you meet a bunch of gays, and you're like, okay, you do gross shit.

00:45:12.000 Junkies do gross shit, too.

00:45:14.000 I mean, I don't care.

00:45:16.000 Hasidic Jews put their mouth over the boy's penis after he's circumcised.

00:45:21.000 Lots of cultures do gross shit that I don't approve of, but I'm not getting involved.

00:45:27.000 So anyway, this song is called Unholy.

00:45:32.000 It's done by starring a dude, a German dude named Kim, who's, I guess, fully transitioned over into womanhood.

00:45:39.000 Welcome aboard, Kim.

00:45:41.000 And then Sam Smith, who is a disgusting fat homosexual who, exactly like Lizzo, has this whole like, you want to fuck me so bad, don't you?

00:45:53.000 And you're like, yes, for $1 million, I'm dying to fuck you.

00:45:58.000 And even then, I don't know.

00:46:00.000 We're in my private jet, and I'm in the private jet that Sam Smith dick up my butt bought.

00:46:07.000 I'll just pay for first class.

00:46:09.000 Thanks.

00:46:12.000 So this phenomenon, though, is very interesting, and it's a gay saboteur thing.

00:46:16.000 I sent you an article from the New York Times, Ryan.

00:46:19.000 It's from years ago, but the New York Times was pretending that the new hot thing with dads is on the way home from the baseball game or work or whatever, we go to a park and we fuck dudes because everyone is gay.

00:46:36.000 That's not true.

00:46:37.000 If there are dudes on the DL, they represent a billionth of 1% of the population.

00:46:42.000 Gays who are not on the DL are 1% of the population.

00:46:46.000 A sex stop on the way home.

00:46:48.000 I think that I remember there being a picture for this.

00:46:50.000 So this is all about a parking lot in Queens where gay dudes live.

00:47:01.000 Those black dudes grew up without a father.

00:47:03.000 And there was all kinds of weird shit going on with their babysitters and their cousins fucking them.

00:47:08.000 And it's an over-sexualized culture where straight guys end up blowing each other, especially in prison.

00:47:13.000 That's a whole other mess.

00:47:15.000 And if you want to get into that, then please do.

00:47:17.000 But the New York Times would never go near that.

00:47:20.000 They want white heterosexual dads to secretly be fags.

00:47:26.000 Why do they want that?

00:47:27.000 Well, they want to sabotage the family.

00:47:30.000 And this seems like a great way to do it.

00:47:32.000 And they also want to normalize homosexuality.

00:47:35.000 And a great way to do that is to say, your dad's a fag.

00:47:40.000 So anyway, that's what unholy is about.

00:47:44.000 It's a lie exactly like this New York Times piece where we all pretend that I'm gay.

00:47:51.000 And the reason I'm bringing it up is because Sam Smith being sexy is comical.

00:47:55.000 So this is your average gay dad.

00:47:58.000 Oh, he's chivalrous, right?

00:47:59.000 He's straight.

00:48:01.000 Turn it up a bit.

00:48:01.000 I can't hear.

00:48:02.000 She said it's cold.

00:48:05.000 Say hi to everybody, okay?

00:48:07.000 Say hi to everybody.

00:48:12.000 Like, hold on a sec.

00:48:14.000 We all, you and me, we have, you know, I don't know, 10 friends.

00:48:19.000 Over our lifetimes, we've had, what, a thousand acquaintances?

00:48:22.000 We've had guys tell us crazy shit.

00:48:24.000 I murdered someone.

00:48:26.000 I used to deal heroin.

00:48:28.000 I robbed a bank, blah, blah, blah.

00:48:30.000 We've heard some crazy, I cheated on my wife.

00:48:32.000 I had a kid with another family.

00:48:34.000 We've heard some crazy secrets over the years.

00:48:37.000 How many times has a good friend, and you're not homophobic, so you know, he knows you wouldn't freak out.

00:48:43.000 How many times has a good friend been like, couldn't resist, but I got up to the old blowing.

00:48:52.000 Yeah, on the way home, I was picking up the kids, and then I went and got a beach, and then I went and picked up my wife.

00:48:59.000 Never o'clock.

00:49:01.000 I definitely heard, like, in college, of one dude who blew a guy.

00:49:07.000 Okay, I've heard of male junkies sometimes touching each other's flaccid penises.

00:49:13.000 I remember at the age of 13, there were some weird goings-on, like people playing doctor type of stuff.

00:49:18.000 But adult male married straights.

00:49:22.000 Shut the fuck up.

00:49:24.000 What a retarded lie.

00:49:25.000 *Gunshot*

00:49:32.000 Uh-oh.

00:49:36.000 Oh no.

00:49:38.000 So it's a condom from a gay bar.

00:49:42.000 I guess the gay bar, it didn't occur to them that they're going to be getting their clients in trouble.

00:49:48.000 There's a cool bar in Madison called Latigra where they don't have matchboxes because the owner assumed that everyone was having a fair meeting there.

00:49:56.000 That's a dude, by the way, Kim.

00:49:58.000 And there's Sam Smith being a tough mechanic.

00:50:02.000 So I guess there are mechanics in the front, and then in the back, it's a gay bar.

00:50:07.000 Look at this joke of a man.

00:50:15.000 This song's going to be stuck in your head for weeks, and I apologize for that.

00:50:18.000 To get this song out of your head, like all songs, to get out, you have to listen to Electric Avenue by Eddie Graham.

00:50:26.000 Want some condom?

00:50:29.000 Gross?

00:50:46.000 All the shit you tell me to do.

00:50:52.000 This is a gay fantasy, by the way.

00:50:53.000 They love seducing straight against a jink.

00:50:56.000 Probably because they're bored with fucking everything that moves.

00:50:59.000 They want to challenge Your business clean Mommy don't know Daddy's getting hot At the body shop So Mommy Don't Know What Daddy Gets Up To at the Body Shop, I think is the chorus.

00:51:11.000 Can you look up the actual lyrics?

00:51:14.000 Look how fat he is.

00:51:18.000 He's got a corset on.

00:51:20.000 Is that a triple-breasted suit?

00:51:22.000 That poor corset.

00:51:23.000 You can see it sweating.

00:51:28.000 I love all these hideous creatures being sexy like it's seductive.

00:51:32.000 Like, stop.

00:51:33.000 Go back.

00:51:34.000 Like, that.

00:51:34.000 Don't go back.

00:51:35.000 But, like, you're a two.

00:51:38.000 You're a three.

00:51:40.000 You're a three.

00:51:42.000 You're a two.

00:51:43.000 You're a two.

00:51:44.000 You're a four.

00:51:46.000 So you have all these twos and threes.

00:51:47.000 Like, I know you want this so bad.

00:51:50.000 Mommy don't know all the unholy shit you and I get up to.

00:51:59.000 So what does it say?

00:52:00.000 Mommy don't.

00:52:01.000 Read this.

00:52:02.000 I can't really read that.

00:52:03.000 The top line.

00:52:05.000 Mommy don't know daddy's getting hot at the body shop doing something unholy.

00:52:09.000 There we go.

00:52:10.000 He lucky, lucky?

00:52:11.000 Yeah.

00:52:11.000 Ooh.

00:52:13.000 You're comical.

00:52:15.000 There's a funny guy.

00:52:17.000 I discovered him last week, and I just recently learned that he, I think Glenmore or something is his name.

00:52:22.000 And he wrote for Brass Eye and The Fast Show and all my favorite British comedies.

00:52:27.000 And he's been relentlessly going after Sam Smith, or as he calls him, the Smiths.

00:52:33.000 He tweeted out this one picture of, we found your scooter, sir, that was stolen.

00:52:37.000 Would you like us to do it?

00:52:38.000 And it's a picture of Sam Smith on a scooter, like with like a fur coat and no shirt on.

00:52:42.000 And he just goes, burn it.

00:52:46.000 But he got canceled for making fun of trans and a couple gays.

00:52:50.000 And he's like, sorry, you can cancel me all you want.

00:52:53.000 I need to make fun of this shit.

00:52:55.000 So Sam Smith's a fun target.

00:52:57.000 Doing something unheard of.

00:53:02.000 Know your place.

00:53:05.000 What are you?

00:53:06.000 Couldn't a hunk like that, if he's going to cheat on his wife, get something half decent?

00:53:12.000 I love coming to the body shop.

00:53:22.000 That's a dude.

00:53:23.000 A German dude.

00:53:25.000 But yeah, covered in makeup and estrogen for 20 years.

00:53:29.000 Decent.

00:53:33.000 How many kids have watched this video?

00:53:35.000 How many times has it been viewed, Ryan?

00:53:39.000 95 million?

00:53:40.000 95 million?

00:53:43.000 Is that what you said?

00:53:44.000 Yep.

00:53:45.000 Great.

00:53:50.000 Look at this.

00:53:55.000 We have definitely got to bring back bullying.

00:53:58.000 Look at him.

00:53:59.000 Look at how proud he is of his body.

00:54:12.000 Sam Smith and I both are about the same attractiveness.

00:54:17.000 Would you like to see me in a corset licking my lips?

00:54:21.000 Uh-oh.

00:54:22.000 The wife is showing up.

00:54:24.000 And he's dead?

00:54:25.000 What happened?

00:54:26.000 Oh, she likes it though.

00:54:28.000 Or maybe she's dragged trans, whatever.

00:54:35.000 We're in a weird world of fantasy.

00:54:37.000 Cheat.

00:54:39.000 Smile.

00:54:39.000 Is this almost over?

00:54:44.000 Wait, what?

00:54:44.000 Did she turn into a little kid?

00:54:46.000 Wait, go back.

00:54:47.000 What the fuck just happened?

00:54:49.000 So she stands there.

00:54:52.000 She takes off her thing.

00:54:53.000 Is she new?

00:54:54.000 What the fuck is that?

00:54:55.000 She's been a guy all along or something?

00:54:58.000 Okay, so your husband's gay and I'm a dude.

00:55:00.000 What?

00:55:04.000 See, the gays don't have to have any point to their garbage art.

00:55:07.000 They just go, I fucked your dad.

00:55:10.000 Okay, congratulations.

00:55:11.000 Congratulations.

00:55:19.000 If you want to.

00:55:23.000 You'll always be worried.

00:55:25.000 Which brings us to our worst moment.

00:55:29.000 Worst moment of 2022.

00:55:33.000 By the way, this font I think is the Biden font.

00:55:37.000 Barbosa?

00:55:38.000 Barbosa.

00:55:40.000 I watched Avatar last night and was reminded of that pathetic font choice they use.

00:55:45.000 What's it called?

00:55:46.000 Papyrus or something?

00:55:48.000 SNL did a sketch about it, so it's pretty mainstream humor.

00:55:51.000 That is the most ethnomasochistic movie I've ever seen.

00:55:56.000 They go, at the end of it, the white people are sent back to their dying world.

00:56:00.000 Wait a minute.

00:56:01.000 So our world is in desperate need, in such desperate need of unobtainium that we're going to die without it?

00:56:09.000 Let's kill the blue people and wreck their forest.

00:56:12.000 Sorry, if it's going to save Earth.

00:56:14.000 And then you have all these fucking traitors go join the blue people and start shooting at their own people.

00:56:22.000 Shooting at whites dressed as blue people.

00:56:24.000 Then they become blue people.

00:56:27.000 Yeah, it's Jew propaganda.

00:56:28.000 Yeah, James Cameron, the atheist Canadian's a real Jew.

00:56:32.000 I think one of the problems with these atheists is they start missing religion and then they see Native Americans and they're like, oh, they're so in touch with the planet.

00:56:42.000 They're so in touch with Earth.

00:56:44.000 I want to be like them.

00:56:45.000 That's James Cameron's ethnomasochistic white fantasy is to leave his race and go into the body of an American Indian and feel that incredible fry bread and diabetes and inability to break down alcohol.

00:57:04.000 My wife was pretty funny, though.

00:57:06.000 She looks over at me during the movie and she goes, ring any bells?

00:57:13.000 But my indigenous family that I was watching it with didn't quite get my point.

00:57:17.000 But I'm like, fuck these people.

00:57:19.000 And I'm sorry, you got to break a few eggs to make an omelet.

00:57:22.000 But if the earth has run out of resources and we have to go to this planet to get unobtainium, we got to get it.

00:57:28.000 And it didn't look like there was that many Indians that were going to be displaced.

00:57:32.000 We just had to move that one tree.

00:57:34.000 And it looked like that one tribe had like, I don't know, 100 people in it.

00:57:38.000 Sorry.

00:57:38.000 100 people out of 100 strangers, literal aliens.

00:57:43.000 100 aliens have to die to save 7 billion people or whatever we're up to by then.

00:57:48.000 Yeah, do the math.

00:57:49.000 Sorry, guys.

00:57:51.000 Like, how many useless deaths were there in Afghanistan?

00:57:54.000 Or Vietnam?

00:57:55.000 Or fucking Iran?

00:57:59.000 Contra.

00:58:02.000 So, yeah.

00:58:03.000 Sorry, Avatars.

00:58:05.000 Have you seen the new one yet?

00:58:07.000 No.

00:58:08.000 Did you watch the old one or the new one?

00:58:09.000 The old one.

00:58:10.000 Oh, okay.

00:58:11.000 This one's fucking four hours, isn't it?

00:58:13.000 Who has four hours?

00:58:15.000 I don't.

00:58:16.000 I can't.

00:58:17.000 I don't think I've watched a full Joe Rogan in like two years.

00:58:21.000 Wow.

00:58:22.000 Well, man.

00:58:23.000 That's crazy.

00:58:25.000 All right, so worst moment, it's got to be Drag Queen Story Hour.

00:58:28.000 And the frustrating thing about It is, I feel like if we fucked up, we would go, Holy shit, that was embarrassing.

00:58:35.000 We had a conservative drag queen thing, but we brought kids, and then they were flashing their genitalia and like gyrating and twerking on the ground.

00:58:42.000 And then one of the kids was stripping.

00:58:45.000 There would be like everyone would be fired, right?

00:58:48.000 Like, think of conservatives when there's an N-word expose or a noose or something.

00:58:53.000 Everyone's fired.

00:58:54.000 It's scorched earth.

00:58:56.000 But the worse this gets, the more it continues.

00:59:00.000 And I think it's because we're pussies.

00:59:02.000 Proud boys have been the only ones to show up at these things.

00:59:04.000 And they don't hit anyone.

00:59:06.000 They don't yell faggot.

00:59:06.000 They just say, this isn't happening.

00:59:08.000 Pretty simple.

00:59:08.000 And it works.

00:59:10.000 It works.

00:59:11.000 But go back a couple years ago.

00:59:14.000 We had Desmond is Amazing, that Montreal nine-year-old drag queen getting money in his pants at a New York fucking sex club at three in the morning.

00:59:28.000 And I thought, all right, well, that's scandalous, but this is the last we'll hear of that.

00:59:31.000 Keeps going.

00:59:32.000 And their latest argument, we kept pushing the kid thing.

00:59:34.000 They kept ignoring it.

00:59:35.000 Amanda Marcott, who co-owns the store Latchkey in Philadelphia, named after an abandoned child.

00:59:43.000 She's very pro-Drag Queen Story Hour, very suspicious, also childless.

00:59:50.000 They ignored the pedophilia thing and said, no, no, you just hate drag queens.

00:59:53.000 And we go, no, we've known about drag queens for a while now.

00:59:57.000 It's the kids' shit.

00:59:58.000 So now they go, okay, fine, it's the kids' shit.

01:00:00.000 But you have hooters and you have kilts.

01:00:05.000 You know that chain?

01:00:06.000 It's called kilts and something?

01:00:08.000 Where the women dress like sexy Scottish sluts?

01:00:11.000 Then there's cheerleaders twerking and stuff.

01:00:13.000 Yeah, we're not nuts about the cheerleaders twerking thing.

01:00:15.000 That's usually black cheerleaders.

01:00:18.000 And let's get into the kilts thing.

01:00:21.000 Okay, those girls do look sexual.

01:00:23.000 The restaurants are all ages.

01:00:26.000 What percentage of those waitresses have been linked to pedophilia?

01:00:30.000 Because last week, or maybe it was before the Christmas break, we brought up a site that lists 150 examples of trans people being linked to pedophilia.

01:00:42.000 It's a wildly disproportionate number.

01:00:45.000 We see it with Antifa too.

01:00:46.000 We don't like it.

01:00:48.000 Stop doing that.

01:00:51.000 And at Hooters and stuff, they don't spread their legs.

01:00:55.000 They don't fucking twerk.

01:00:57.000 They don't show up without underwear on.

01:00:59.000 Remember that dude who said, I forgot my underwear?

01:01:02.000 It was perfectly normal.

01:01:04.000 So they're sexual.

01:01:06.000 They're sexy and they're sexual.

01:01:08.000 Drag queens are sexual.

01:01:10.000 And again, no one gives a fuck what adults do.

01:01:14.000 So that's still going strong.

01:01:16.000 And the Republican response seems to be, well, we'll go to Kurt Cameron's thing.

01:01:20.000 They just did this up in Westchester where Kurt Cameron did a reading at a library and like 2,000 people showed up.

01:01:25.000 That's great and everything.

01:01:26.000 But I hate all this.

01:01:27.000 Like, we won't stop them from doing their thing.

01:01:30.000 We'll just do our thing more.

01:01:31.000 No, we'll stop them from doing their thing.

01:01:33.000 No kids at Drag Queen Story Hour.

01:01:35.000 The end.

01:01:38.000 Biggest hero.

01:01:41.000 We're ready for the biggest hero.

01:01:43.000 Biggest hero of 2022 in my mind?

01:01:46.000 Ryan Rivera.

01:01:48.000 Yeah.

01:01:50.000 He's my go-to guy.

01:01:52.000 Like, if I wake up with the terrors in the middle of the night and I start panicking and worrying about cancer and my kids and suing and blah, I just think of Ryan and how I want to be like him one day, and I just feel subsumed with tranquility.

01:02:09.000 Coolest guy in the world.

01:02:12.000 Best hair.

01:02:14.000 Look at how cool his hair is.

01:02:17.000 It's like kind of over one eye and stuff.

01:02:20.000 He's wearing some random hat he found from my Christmas card two years ago.

01:02:25.000 He doesn't even know what the fuck's on his head.

01:02:27.000 Oh, it's cool.

01:02:28.000 Fonzarelli mustache.

01:02:30.000 I'm riding a motorcycle.

01:02:31.000 Yep, that's clear.

01:02:32.000 That's clear.

01:02:33.000 No, Libs of TikTok.

01:02:36.000 Libs of TikTok, Chaya Ratchik.

01:02:38.000 I totally scared her away by liking her too much when she came on the show.

01:02:42.000 She has not responded to any messages since.

01:02:45.000 Come with me, friends!

01:02:49.000 She just revealed herself on Tucker.

01:02:51.000 Perfect level of sexiness, too.

01:02:53.000 Not too much.

01:02:54.000 Not too little.

01:02:56.000 very approachably hot.

01:02:57.000 To tackle some of these issues.

01:02:59.000 And I think I've done all I can.

01:03:03.000 And I am ready for the next step.

01:03:07.000 I get people.

01:03:07.000 So this is her explaining.

01:03:09.000 You can just cut out the audio.

01:03:10.000 She's explaining why she's no longer anonymous.

01:03:13.000 Yes, there's death threats and everything, but I'm going to be doxed soon anyway.

01:03:17.000 And I want to go do talks and stuff.

01:03:19.000 She's a relentless fighter.

01:03:20.000 I don't know if she's a mom.

01:03:21.000 She sure acts like it.

01:03:23.000 And what has Libs of TikTok done?

01:03:25.000 It has used their own words against them.

01:03:29.000 There is basically zero editorializing.

01:03:32.000 She just shows you what they did.

01:03:33.000 And they lie.

01:03:34.000 They say, no, no, no, she's done much worse than that.

01:03:36.000 She led to bomb threats.

01:03:38.000 The hospital got bomb threats.

01:03:39.000 Well, the hospital was chopping young girls' tits off.

01:03:43.000 So yeah, I'm sure a few psychos went too far.

01:03:46.000 And by the way, Chaya and her people offered a $10,000 reward for evidence of these death threats, or sorry, help pursuing these people, which the media didn't advertise.

01:03:57.000 So they could have helped find these bomb threat dudes, but they didn't because they don't like that Chaya is against the bomb threats.

01:04:05.000 They want to make her culpable and make her want them.

01:04:09.000 That's their goal, to make it look like she wants gays bombed.

01:04:15.000 So what a fucking hero.

01:04:17.000 Runner-up for hero of the year, I would say, is Matt Walsh.

01:04:22.000 What a hardworking dude.

01:04:24.000 Really deep investigative look at the whole trans thing.

01:04:28.000 It's the biggest scourge with the country right now.

01:04:31.000 It has nothing to do with homosexuality or homophobia.

01:04:35.000 Make no mistake, this latest wave of trans shit is anti-family.

01:04:40.000 And as we know, destroying the family is the core tenet of the radical left.

01:04:45.000 If they can make your dad gay at the body shop, if they can destroy your children, if they can separate you from your children by saying you can be whatever you want to be at school, we won't tell the parents.

01:04:56.000 We'll raise your kid.

01:04:57.000 The state will raise your kid.

01:05:01.000 So great work from Matt.

01:05:03.000 All right.

01:05:03.000 Well, we all like to use our imagination.

01:05:05.000 We all like to use our imagination here.

01:05:07.000 Oh, shit.

01:05:08.000 It's actually pretty good.

01:05:11.000 Matt Walsh, if he was more generous, he would give Ben Shapiro at least some of his voice.

01:05:17.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:17.000 You know, we were looking at the.

01:05:19.000 Wait, what is it?

01:05:23.000 Not a boy.

01:05:25.000 Not a boy who pretends to be a girl.

01:05:26.000 You sound like a dude without a New York accent, but you have like the gristle of a guy with a New York accent.

01:05:34.000 And I'm Matt Walsh.

01:05:37.000 It's not bad.

01:05:37.000 That's not bad.

01:05:38.000 I tried it before, and it was terrible.

01:05:40.000 Ben Shapiro, if you're watching, please scream for two hours before you start your show.

01:05:46.000 Just yell.

01:05:48.000 Your voice sucks.

01:05:50.000 Which brings us to most clown worldly.

01:05:56.000 We got a few here.

01:05:57.000 I would say Alex Jones, who was 99% sure wrong about Sandy Hook, right?

01:06:05.000 I grew up to 99.8.

01:06:07.000 I want to leave a possibility for anything to be true.

01:06:10.000 He didn't say go harass the parents.

01:06:13.000 He just was under the impression that Sandy Hook didn't happen.

01:06:17.000 Looks like he was wrong.

01:06:19.000 Okay.

01:06:20.000 Lots of people who have been talking non-stop, by the way.

01:06:24.000 Like Alex's shows are what, five hours a fucking day?

01:06:27.000 He's been going hard since the early 90s when he had cable access in Austin.

01:06:33.000 So yeah, over a trillion hours of content, you're going to get something wrong.

01:06:39.000 His punishment for that, it keeps going up.

01:06:42.000 It was 10 billion when we first, no, it was 4 billion when we first reported on it.

01:06:45.000 Then it was 10 billion.

01:06:46.000 I believe it's up to $2.87 trillion now for being wrong.

01:06:53.000 What about CNN and their weapons of mass destruction?

01:06:56.000 Is that wrong?

01:06:59.000 What about COVID?

01:07:00.000 What about the mask?

01:07:02.000 What about the vaccine?

01:07:04.000 How many fucking times has the left been wrong?

01:07:08.000 And they keep getting away with it again and again and again.

01:07:12.000 What about Fast and Furious, Obama sending guns down to Mexico to give guns a bad name?

01:07:17.000 Check out Katie Pavlich's book, Fast and Furious.

01:07:20.000 All well documented.

01:07:22.000 What about the dossier?

01:07:23.000 The Russian dossier, the Christopher Steele dossier?

01:07:27.000 What about the fact that Trump's entire campaign was spied on?

01:07:34.000 Should they be sued for that?

01:07:37.000 What a fucking joke.

01:07:38.000 The good news, though, I don't know what you're showing there, Ryan.

01:07:42.000 Some random dude?

01:07:44.000 What is that?

01:07:45.000 Oh, it's about the trial.

01:07:46.000 He's coming to the trial.

01:07:50.000 Turn it up.

01:08:01.000 And I'll give it to Whole Foods, and I'll give it to GNC and others.

01:08:06.000 They've got the same stuff.

01:08:07.000 There's all sorts of crap you can buy at a gas station out there.

01:08:10.000 That's not what ours is.

01:08:12.000 And we buy our PQQ.

01:08:13.000 What's that got to do with anything?

01:08:15.000 That's another thing.

01:08:16.000 I heard that HBO thing, This Place Rules.

01:08:19.000 Totally biased.

01:08:20.000 We're all dumb, queuing on.

01:08:22.000 Alex Jones doesn't believe a word he's saying.

01:08:23.000 He's just trying to sell supplements.

01:08:25.000 That's the message of the movie, which we knew it was.

01:08:28.000 If it's on HBO, we knew it was going there.

01:08:33.000 But the good news about the Alex Jones thing, stop showing that guy pissing me off, is that it red-pilled a lot of people.

01:08:40.000 Like you see James Fields, right, in Charlottesville.

01:08:44.000 He hits some liberal who goes there to kick Nazi ass, and he gets life plus 430 years.

01:08:53.000 Then you read in the paper about some dude who shot his wife, his girlfriend, and their kid, and he's getting like 15, and you go, something's up here.

01:09:01.000 This doesn't make any sense.

01:09:03.000 So good.

01:09:04.000 Alex has to be a martyr for this.

01:09:06.000 He's just going to declare bankruptcy, as we all would.

01:09:08.000 But I'm glad.

01:09:10.000 I'm glad that happened.

01:09:12.000 I love Alex, but people have to see how absurd the biased is in our justice system.

01:09:20.000 Runners up for most clown worldly was number two, Taylor Lorenz, crying because it's so hard being her and she might get doxxed.

01:09:30.000 Look at this joke.

01:09:31.000 Dudes don't look like, you don't look like us.

01:09:34.000 You look like a girl dressed up as a man for Halloween.

01:09:38.000 We do our top button.

01:09:39.000 Your stupid little shoes don't work.

01:09:42.000 Your fucking earplugs, you're a joke.

01:09:44.000 That's what a woman looks like.

01:09:45.000 Condescending journalist C-word deserves a rope.

01:09:50.000 Obviously, I'm a person of color.

01:09:51.000 Obviously, there's a reference to a noose.

01:09:53.000 Are you getting messages like these?

01:09:55.000 Yep.

01:09:56.000 Hey, nice job on that story.

01:09:58.000 You soulless effing.

01:10:00.000 Then also, you'll see there's many people that are tweeting.

01:10:05.000 So she's getting hate mail.

01:10:07.000 You know what she did?

01:10:08.000 Before any of the Libs of TikTok stuff, she outed Pamela Geller's children.

01:10:16.000 They had a podcast.

01:10:17.000 She outed them, said they are the children.

01:10:20.000 They're the daughters of Pamela Geller, who's a virulent anti-Muslim activist, which she is.

01:10:26.000 God bless her cotton socks.

01:10:27.000 We just had another attack in Times Square on New Year's Eve from some radicalized white kid from Maine.

01:10:35.000 So good.

01:10:39.000 She outed those kids, and then they needed round-the-clock protection.

01:10:42.000 That's Taylor Lorenz, who comes from huge money.

01:10:46.000 And you'll notice she's ungoogle-able because her grandfather is part of the Wayback Machine crew who can erase whatever she wants.

01:10:53.000 So she outs these people.

01:10:55.000 She outs Chaya, gets her life threatened, goes to her door.

01:10:59.000 And then her takeaway is, I get death threats.

01:11:02.000 Bitch, you want to see death threats?

01:11:04.000 You may want to check my fucking email.

01:11:07.000 And I've been getting them for a long ass time.

01:11:11.000 Anyway, go back to her.

01:11:12.000 That's pretty cool, isn't it?

01:11:14.000 No, this is Art Deco.

01:11:15.000 What's the matter with Art Deco?

01:11:17.000 Art Deco is widely known to everyone in graphic design as the worst time in graphics history.

01:11:24.000 What?

01:11:26.000 Yeah.

01:11:27.000 Are you impressed by fancy trains in the 20s?

01:11:30.000 Yeah.

01:11:31.000 Well, you're the only one.

01:11:32.000 The 20s ruled.

01:11:33.000 Yeah, the roaring 20s.

01:11:35.000 Hi there, Charlie.

01:11:37.000 Everybody who's named Charlie is great.

01:11:39.000 So please get rid of that hideous thing.

01:11:42.000 But I want to see her cry.

01:11:44.000 You know, here's, these are Taylor Lorenz's single social tie.

01:11:48.000 I had severe PTSD from this.

01:11:51.000 Severe dog jowl.

01:11:53.000 You do this for a living.

01:11:56.000 Contemplated suicide.

01:11:57.000 It got really bad.

01:11:58.000 You feel like any little piece of information will be used by the worst people on the internet to destroy your life.

01:12:08.000 And it's so isolating and terrifying.

01:12:12.000 It's horrifying.

01:12:14.000 That's enough for that lunatic.

01:12:17.000 And this is what she does for a living.

01:12:20.000 And then you know what she did?

01:12:21.000 She went on to attack that woman, that interviewer.

01:12:24.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:25.000 Because that went viral.

01:12:26.000 We all loved it.

01:12:27.000 It was Clown World 2022.

01:12:30.000 But how is it the interviewer's fault?

01:12:35.000 All right.

01:12:35.000 Ready?

01:12:37.000 Yeah.

01:12:37.000 Funniest dude of 2022.

01:12:42.000 Alex Stein.

01:12:46.000 Alex Stein has been relentlessly delivering.

01:12:48.000 I heard he just bombed in Dallas, Texas, actually.

01:12:51.000 I don't care.

01:12:52.000 We all bomb.

01:12:53.000 He had an ambitious idea for a comedy show.

01:12:55.000 I heard it didn't go well.

01:12:57.000 But everything else, just like boom, boom, boom, out of the park.

01:13:02.000 There's a backlash against him now with Ethan Ralph and some other people, but that's inevitable when you just keep nailing it.

01:13:09.000 I mean, there was the town halls that were great.

01:13:12.000 My wife's boyfriend, remember all that shit?

01:13:16.000 That was just the beginning.

01:13:18.000 Now we got Charlie Kirk getting attacked.

01:13:20.000 I saw a weird theory that said that fucking...

01:13:27.000 Yeah.

01:13:28.000 And I was like, what?

01:13:29.000 It didn't.

01:13:29.000 That's not how it came across at all.

01:13:32.000 That's not a thing.

01:13:35.000 How funny would that be if it was like an inside thing where it's like, it's going to be funny.

01:13:39.000 We're going to get the guy.

01:13:39.000 It's going to be viral.

01:13:40.000 And the black chick who doesn't know anything, she just assaults him.

01:13:44.000 And they're just like, yeah.

01:13:44.000 And they're like, oh, shit.

01:13:47.000 We thought you weren't coming till four.

01:13:50.000 It was six.

01:13:52.000 We thought you'd be late.

01:13:53.000 He's the gift that keeps on giving.

01:13:54.000 He's the least boring guy.

01:13:56.000 I mean, he's fucked up my life.

01:13:58.000 He turned Penn State into a catastrophe by going out there and dancing amongst the revelers, getting spat on.

01:14:04.000 He stole my friend N. Coulter.

01:14:07.000 But I love the guy.

01:14:09.000 He's, you know, when you get older, you're like, who's going to take the torch?

01:14:13.000 I'm on the back nine.

01:14:15.000 And then you see Alex Steingrab and you're like, okay, good.

01:14:17.000 I can sleep at night.

01:14:18.000 The next generation is exciting.

01:14:22.000 Look at this.

01:14:22.000 Whoa.

01:14:23.000 What a weird way to run.

01:14:26.000 What a weird thing to wear.

01:14:29.000 What are you, half soccer player, half security guard?

01:14:31.000 Alex, that was...

01:14:37.000 That was fearless.

01:14:38.000 That was not hilarious.

01:14:41.000 That was nuts, man.

01:14:42.000 I'm not scared.

01:14:43.000 Well, I got his laugh down, this Tim Pool fella.

01:14:45.000 And I knew it was him.

01:14:46.000 One James, two mics.

01:14:48.000 Now I know how Dave was.

01:14:49.000 Hey guys, Luke Rakowski here with the best political shirt.

01:14:52.000 Don't forget to like and subscribe.

01:14:54.000 Runner-up for funniest dude of 2022 is Crip Daddy, of course.

01:15:00.000 Crip, strip him of his crippledness, which is really very much more crippled than I thought when I saw him in person.

01:15:05.000 Like, those hands are fucking bent.

01:15:08.000 His show rules, his tweets are awesome, but he's banned from Twitter now.

01:15:12.000 That's right.

01:15:13.000 I think he's got a new one.

01:15:14.000 Do you know what put him over the edge?

01:15:16.000 Quatt?

01:15:17.000 No, I'm asking.

01:15:18.000 Oh, no, I don't.

01:15:19.000 Probably N. He's just, like, this is very different from Alex.

01:15:24.000 Alex's actual jokes, he's not really funny on stage, meh.

01:15:28.000 It's just his hijinks are fucking hilarious and the opposite of boring.

01:15:33.000 Cryptaddy's kind of the reverse.

01:15:34.000 He doesn't really have any hijinks.

01:15:36.000 He can't move.

01:15:37.000 But his jokes are very well crafted.

01:15:41.000 If he was a carpenter, he could make those sort of interlocking Japanese cabinets.

01:15:46.000 Like he's really good at comedy.

01:15:48.000 He said, yeah, I had to be.

01:15:49.000 No one's going to fuck me because of my body.

01:15:52.000 If I'm a dud.

01:15:54.000 I'm fucked.

01:15:55.000 All right.

01:15:56.000 Moving right along.

01:15:57.000 This episode's a lot longer than I intended.

01:15:59.000 Let's see if I can plug his new Twitter, right?

01:16:02.000 See if people could follow them.

01:16:03.000 Okay.

01:16:04.000 I think it's Crip Death or something like that.

01:16:07.000 Death Crips.

01:16:09.000 Did you blow out the contrast of this thing behind me?

01:16:13.000 Oh, I think so, yeah.

01:16:14.000 Why'd you do that?

01:16:15.000 That's my bad.

01:16:16.000 Why did you do that?

01:16:18.000 I don't know.

01:16:19.000 You don't know.

01:16:20.000 Blow it out?

01:16:21.000 So I send you something.

01:16:23.000 Oh, I edited it because I had this.

01:16:25.000 So I wanted to make that look as good as possible, which would be a little more blown up than this.

01:16:31.000 But there we go.

01:16:33.000 Perfect.

01:16:33.000 Okay.

01:16:34.000 Better than ever, actually.

01:16:37.000 So it's Death Crips.

01:16:40.000 Yes.

01:16:41.000 At Death Crips with 2.

01:16:43.000 How many followers does he have?

01:16:44.000 He's only got 3,000 now.

01:16:45.000 I wonder if this hurts him as advertising.

01:16:48.000 Oh, is that DiCaprio saying I'm not leaving?

01:16:52.000 Let's get to down to what really matters, which is my favorite moment of 2022.

01:16:58.000 You're probably not going to agree with it, and I wish I could get her back, but I just loved having Linda on the show.

01:17:07.000 If it was up to me, she'd be sitting right here every episode.

01:17:12.000 She's a gift.

01:17:13.000 I see her occasionally.

01:17:15.000 I don't know if she's homeless.

01:17:16.000 I think she lives at a hotel nearby.

01:17:21.000 I tried getting her back.

01:17:22.000 I almost bullied her once because I saw her on the street.

01:17:25.000 I was like, get in the car.

01:17:26.000 We're going to the show.

01:17:26.000 She's like, oh, I have some things I have to take care of.

01:17:29.000 So, but I'm really busy, really busy.

01:17:34.000 So there's that.

01:17:37.000 So, and I realized that time, even when I was sort of almost forcing her in the car, that if I can't get her with that kind of tough talk, we're never getting her again.

01:17:47.000 I think one of her handlers said, yeah, they're making fun of you or something.

01:17:50.000 Which we're not.

01:17:52.000 We're not.

01:17:54.000 But yeah, do you have any clips of Linda, my favorite guest of all time?

01:17:58.000 This is a minute long of just pure gold.

01:18:00.000 So you don't actually have this food.

01:18:02.000 You just look at it.

01:18:03.000 Yes, I was in a hurry.

01:18:05.000 I had a rush.

01:18:06.000 Do you live alone?

01:18:07.000 Yes.

01:18:07.000 We don't give it...

01:18:12.000 And in New York State, but listen, you can swipe things offline, but it might not really go to print and be seen as advertising in public.

01:18:29.000 It might be done in the office, yes, but you don't know how much of it really goes to print in the magazine.

01:18:37.000 You see it in the subway, you know, some advertising.

01:18:40.000 It might not ever get there.

01:18:42.000 You know, it might not ever reach that magazine or something, you know, the images off of the internet.

01:18:48.000 But it's something to work with, you know.

01:18:51.000 Can I have the player arm, please?

01:18:58.000 That's enough.

01:18:59.000 What episode is that so people can revisit?

01:19:02.000 Do you know what she's talking about there?

01:19:04.000 No.

01:19:04.000 If you go to Google Image, you can see a bunch of images.

01:19:08.000 Like, if you put an elephant, you'll get a bunch of elephants.

01:19:10.000 Now, you might be able to use those.

01:19:11.000 I don't know if they're going to make it to a magazine.

01:19:13.000 She's not getting into copyright or anything like that.

01:19:15.000 She's just fascinated that there's pictures.

01:19:17.000 And she'll send me pictures.

01:19:18.000 If I could show you our text.

01:19:20.000 She's actually slowed down recently, but it'll be like a low-res, terrible picture of a Labrador.

01:19:26.000 A low-res, terrible picture of, like, a car, a normal, I don't even know, a Nissan Fox.

01:19:33.000 Like a garbage, whatever car, a secretary mobile.

01:19:36.000 And then just emojis.

01:19:37.000 And a train is a common emoji for her.

01:19:40.000 A policeman.

01:19:42.000 A mailbox.

01:19:45.000 When I first got it, I fucking panicked.

01:19:47.000 Because my son was walking home and it was a little boy, like, and then a train track.

01:19:51.000 And I was like, is someone telling me they're about to kill my kid?

01:19:54.000 And then it was, oh, it's Linda.

01:19:56.000 And I used to say, you say, Linda, crazy chick.

01:20:00.000 But one time I was showing her something.

01:20:02.000 So now it says, Linda, super intelligent woman.

01:20:06.000 Just in case I have to show it to anyone when she's around.

01:20:09.000 That is from season four, episode 143.

01:20:14.000 Frankly.

01:20:15.000 You're never going to see her again, folks.

01:20:16.000 And her non sequiturs are just...

01:20:21.000 You like restaurants?

01:20:22.000 Go to different restaurants.

01:20:24.000 Lots of various restaurants.

01:20:26.000 Yeah, I like food.

01:20:27.000 You know, like every single person that's ever been born.

01:20:32.000 And then this was one of my favorite moments, too.

01:20:34.000 I can't believe this was still within 2022.

01:20:37.000 Was the buying the Jaguar.

01:20:39.000 Let's show some of that, shall we?

01:20:41.000 Should we make this episode free?

01:20:44.000 Oh, that seems like a neat idea.

01:20:46.000 That would justify showing all these old clips.

01:20:48.000 Well, that's what makes this car inoperable.

01:20:51.000 What do you mean inoperable?

01:20:53.000 Get rid of me.

01:20:58.000 Because it's a Jaguar, they had special glass and everything else.

01:21:01.000 I mean, it's...

01:21:06.000 It'd be impossible.

01:21:10.000 So if you think about it, because you need this headlight to drive, especially with all the rules and regulations out on the United States highways, without this, you can't drive the car.

01:21:21.000 But I thought you knew that.

01:21:23.000 I thought you were just going to have it at your house, kind of like your triumph motorcycles just for display.

01:21:28.000 I was thinking it was the same thing.

01:21:36.000 There's nothing we could do.

01:21:38.000 Gavin, there's nothing we could do about it.

01:21:40.000 I got a plan.

01:21:41.000 Oh, my God.

01:21:42.000 If you would just listen.

01:22:54.000 I have no idea what he's doing out there.

01:22:56.000 Just let him play around.

01:22:57.000 Guys, guys, guys, guys, guys.

01:22:59.000 I know the headlight's broken, but we can.

01:23:02.000 We get the other.

01:23:03.000 And these, these, you'll see, you'll see, you'll see.

01:23:07.000 Thank you.

01:23:37.000 Thank you.

01:23:52.000 Okay, I think we're done.

01:23:55.000 Let's hope that they don't reject the donor's organs here.

01:24:00.000 I still don't understand what you were trying to do.

01:24:01.000 You can't use an older headlight in this newer Jaguar.

01:24:05.000 Oh, really?

01:24:07.000 Turn the engine, Chris.

01:24:11.000 Turn the ignition on, and we can test.

01:24:13.000 I'll entertain.

01:24:14.000 I'll flip it on.

01:24:16.000 We'll see if it even works.

01:24:21.000 Okay.

01:24:23.000 We have a winner, boys.

01:24:25.000 We have a winner.

01:24:26.000 Let's see the price.

01:24:27.000 Let's see the price.

01:24:29.000 Oh my God!

01:24:31.000 Yes!

01:24:37.000 We did it!

01:24:39.000 Yes!

01:24:45.000 Our master.

01:24:47.000 My God.

01:24:49.000 Yes!

01:24:55.000 Who did it?

01:24:57.000 Who did it?

01:24:58.000 Yeah!

01:24:59.000 No!

01:25:06.000 Yeah.

01:25:35.000 Oh, that was funny.

01:25:37.000 Also, I can't believe this didn't make the list here.

01:25:41.000 My fake arrest.

01:25:43.000 Oh, yeah.

01:25:44.000 I never said the FBI picked me up.

01:25:46.000 All I did was stand up and say, can we talk about this later?

01:25:50.000 And then I went shopping in Paris and sailing in Marseille and came home and everyone was mad.

01:25:56.000 In fact, do you remember the little nuggets you left people, like the viewers, that were like, oh, oh, cut that part out.

01:26:02.000 You're talking about a gun in the studio.

01:26:04.000 And you're like, oh, you got to cut that part out.

01:26:06.000 Yeah, well, I don't like peeling back the curtain too much, but there was many clues before the day.

01:26:11.000 Owen Benjamin wrecked the game by saying it was immoral.

01:26:15.000 Yes, it's immoral if I collect money.

01:26:18.000 People were worried.

01:26:19.000 That's not a thing.

01:26:20.000 I don't, dude, I live worried.

01:26:23.000 All my friends are in jail or going to jail.

01:26:26.000 So, yeah.

01:26:26.000 Welcome to my world.

01:26:28.000 Worried.

01:26:29.000 But yeah, that was a lot of fun.

01:26:31.000 I thought that was very effective.

01:26:32.000 And I revealed the left's burning lust for me to suffer.

01:26:39.000 And not just me, you.

01:26:40.000 You'll notice every time they do one of these things, like someone's getting arrested, they go, oh, you're having a lot of fun in jail with Bubba.

01:26:48.000 Remember that there was something about that Andrew Tate?

01:26:51.000 He's going to see what sex trafficking is like right up his ass.

01:26:53.000 And you're like, I thought you guys hated rape jokes.

01:26:55.000 Oh, you like it when it's a conservative going to prison.

01:26:57.000 Okay.

01:26:58.000 And that guy could fuck Bubba up unless he's really well.

01:27:01.000 Yeah, yeah, good point.

01:27:02.000 No one's raping Andrew Tate anytime soon.

01:27:07.000 So that was a big one.

01:27:08.000 That trip was very expensive to Paris.

01:27:10.000 Probably cost me about 25 grand with flights and hotels.

01:27:13.000 There's five of us.

01:27:16.000 But we lost hundreds of subs.

01:27:19.000 I lost $30,000 just that year from that shenanigan.

01:27:24.000 So that makes my trip to Paris $55,000.

01:27:29.000 Painful.

01:27:31.000 I hope everyone who enjoyed that bit enjoyed it because it cost me $30,000 at least.

01:27:37.000 That's just that year.

01:27:39.000 Like you lose a sub.

01:27:40.000 Are you losing that sub for that year?

01:27:42.000 Or what if they had stayed with you for 10 years?

01:27:44.000 It could be 300,000 I lost.

01:27:48.000 That's how devoted I am to this cause, to the art.

01:27:52.000 I'm like the fucking the KLF who burned a million pounds.

01:27:58.000 I'll burn $300,000 just to make it interesting.

01:28:04.000 Let's jump ahead to best Sylvia moments of the year.

01:28:09.000 She's an elderly lady we have come in on the Thursday night live show.

01:28:15.000 I've decided this is going to be free, by the way, so that's why I'm explaining context, over-explaining context.

01:28:21.000 Plus, you can give this to your friends and say, you guys should sign up.

01:28:24.000 2023 is going to be awesome, and I can't pretend to get arrested anymore.

01:28:28.000 But she's just a godsend.

01:28:30.000 I asked you to get some clips here.

01:28:31.000 Did you have a bunch of little ones or just one good one?

01:28:33.000 I got three good ones.

01:28:34.000 All right, let's see what Sylvia has to say.

01:28:38.000 Oh, I couldn't remember earlier.

01:28:40.000 More than a friend.

01:28:41.000 That thing.

01:28:42.000 Black lives matter.

01:28:43.000 Hold on, caller.

01:28:44.000 Sylvia has something to say.

01:28:45.000 Black lives matter.

01:28:47.000 That's a bullshit thing.

01:28:49.000 I was in New Rochelle Hospital.

01:28:51.000 A technician, I said to him, oh, black lives matter?

01:28:55.000 White lives don't matter.

01:28:57.000 In God's eyes, all lives matter.

01:29:00.000 He shot me a dirty look.

01:29:02.000 That was his answer to me.

01:29:04.000 Thank you for that, Sylvia.

01:29:06.000 Go ahead, Carla.

01:29:09.000 That's a good one.

01:29:10.000 That's one of the, you know, she's weirdly kind of racist sometimes, but all her husbands have been black and Puerto Rican.

01:29:18.000 I think she's one of those, I hate ends, but I love black people kind of thing.

01:29:23.000 Hey, Syl, do you get turned on when you see a guy get in a fight for some, for a sense of honor, whether he's defending a woman or defending himself?

01:29:32.000 Yeah, I like that.

01:29:33.000 Does that make you horny?

01:29:34.000 I get turned on, but I appreciate it.

01:29:38.000 Does it make your pussy wet?

01:29:39.000 So when a man defends your honor, like if you're out with a guy and some other guy tries to hit on you and your man steps up and tells him, hey, that's my girl, back off.

01:29:51.000 And they get into little fisticuffs.

01:29:54.000 How do you feel about that?

01:29:56.000 I like it.

01:29:57.000 Love it.

01:29:58.000 Amazing.

01:29:59.000 It's amazing.

01:30:00.000 Can you say amazing?

01:30:01.000 That's what a man's supposed to do.

01:30:03.000 There you go.

01:30:04.000 Sylv, can you say amazing?

01:30:06.000 Amazing.

01:30:07.000 Amazing.

01:30:09.000 I don't mean amazing grace either.

01:30:16.000 All right, last Sylvia clip.

01:30:19.000 And there's so many.

01:30:20.000 There's so many.

01:30:21.000 It's just one.

01:30:22.000 She's every Thursday, unless she's sick.

01:30:24.000 I had a dead cat in my neighbor's yard.

01:30:26.000 My neighbor, my old neighbor, was such an absolute cock, and he wouldn't look at me, and I'd smile, and he'd just frown, I guess, because he hated racism.

01:30:35.000 You know what's amazing about you?

01:30:37.000 You have so much animal instinct in you, and yet you kill a poor innocent cat.

01:30:44.000 Wait, I didn't kill a cat.

01:30:48.000 Oh, who did it?

01:30:49.000 Your mother?

01:30:50.000 No, Raymond, I'm reading a letter we got.

01:30:55.000 Can you not see the screen?

01:30:57.000 It's a $50 donation to the Max and John Fund, where the guy killed a cat.

01:31:02.000 I ain't killed no cat.

01:31:03.000 You just got done saying you took a knife and you killed the cat.

01:31:07.000 A knife?

01:31:08.000 Yeah.

01:31:09.000 No, I'm reading a letter from a guy who shot a cat, Sylvia.

01:31:14.000 I ain't killed no cat.

01:31:16.000 I got time with a knife.

01:31:17.000 The cat was at the door.

01:31:19.000 It annoyed you, and boom.

01:31:22.000 This is the second time this has happened to me in my life.

01:31:27.000 That was funny.

01:31:30.000 We're coming to the end here, folks.

01:31:31.000 We'll do some letters.

01:31:33.000 Most popular stolen clips.

01:31:35.000 Now, as you know, I can't advertise this show, so I actually don't mind if people steal clips from the show as long as they keep them to the five to seven minute range.

01:31:43.000 If you start putting up entire episodes, we're going to shut you down.

01:31:46.000 It's a copyright violation.

01:31:48.000 But sneaking little bits is advertising.

01:31:51.000 So I actually appreciate Clip Clipperson and Pierre Delecto.

01:31:55.000 What's his name?

01:31:56.000 Clip Clipperson's our guy.

01:31:57.000 That's our official Clip channel.

01:31:58.000 Pierre Delecto.

01:31:59.000 Well, don't say that, Ryan.

01:32:00.000 Now he's in jeopardy, you moron.

01:32:03.000 Oh.

01:32:03.000 Why would he be in jeopardy?

01:32:06.000 Because I'm banned from YouTube.

01:32:08.000 The only reason we're on YouTube is because I think the fat, tranny nerds there think that I hate that they're stealing my footage.

01:32:16.000 So they're like, haha, bitch.

01:32:18.000 We're fucking you.

01:32:21.000 This was funny.

01:32:22.000 This was the time.

01:32:23.000 I think you got to go to the timestamp.

01:32:26.000 Oh, no, no, no, that's not it.

01:32:28.000 Wait a minute.

01:32:28.000 What are you doing, Ryan?

01:32:29.000 I don't know.

01:32:30.000 Oh, I didn't number any of these, did I?

01:32:32.000 You're at the second one.

01:32:34.000 Right?

01:32:35.000 Well, you might as well go to it now.

01:32:36.000 So whoopie having to apologize.

01:32:37.000 Remember this clip?

01:32:39.000 She said Charlie Kirk and Turning Point had a bunch of Nazis outside because they are Nazis.

01:32:44.000 And then you could tell that her lawyer said, you got to fucking...

01:32:54.000 And Turning Point, they're not Nazis.

01:32:56.000 So just get, well, after the commercial break, just apologize for that.

01:33:00.000 And then she does it again and just apologized twice in the same show because during her apology, she says, well, they have the same thought process as Nazis.

01:33:09.000 What?

01:33:11.000 And what's this first one?

01:33:13.000 They say that DeSantis called Nazis good people?

01:33:17.000 DeSantis could take his place, and that's just as bad.

01:33:21.000 I mean, there was this turn, what do you call it, this turning point conference with all the smoke?

01:33:25.000 What are they, smoking something down there?

01:33:27.000 Or it's like, whatever.

01:33:29.000 Anyway.

01:33:31.000 What?

01:33:31.000 That sucked.

01:33:32.000 Keep going.

01:33:34.000 They were out there, Neo-Nazis were in the front of turning, out there, in front of the conference, with anti-Semitic slurs.

01:33:43.000 And the Nazi swastika and a picture of a so-called Jewish person with exaggerated features, just like Goebbels did in the Hitler during the Third Reich.

01:33:56.000 It's the same thing, right out of that same playbook.

01:33:58.000 Okay, and DeSantis did not say anything about it.

01:34:02.000 Nothing.

01:34:02.000 So it's his sort of his rendition of Good People on Both Sides.

01:34:07.000 Same idea.

01:34:08.000 So why trade a headache for an upset stomach?

01:34:10.000 Because that's what's going to happen if they get rid of Trump and put him in.

01:34:13.000 It's the same thing.

01:34:15.000 I do like that.

01:34:16.000 Why trade a headache for an upset stomach?

01:34:19.000 They like sayings.

01:34:21.000 They enjoy their sayings.

01:34:22.000 Your headache hurts.

01:34:23.000 Stomach hurts.

01:34:24.000 First of all, we talked about those people yesterday.

01:34:26.000 They were clearly feds.

01:34:27.000 Secondly, Turning Point and Ron DeSantis might not have even known they were there, but they definitely did not embrace them or accept them, which, of course, it's retarded.

01:34:38.000 Nobody does.

01:34:40.000 Nobody goes, you know, you got to give some Nazis a break.

01:34:44.000 Some of them are actually really cool.

01:34:47.000 Nobody says that.

01:34:50.000 But it's an allegation that happens again and again.

01:34:53.000 Look at this next example where they're forced to read a legal note saying, oh, we fucked up.

01:35:00.000 And then Whoopi makes it worse.

01:35:04.000 Oh, I've got a legal note.

01:35:06.000 The conservative group.

01:35:06.000 Sonny normally does this, but I know, I know.

01:35:09.000 This is our knockoff lawyer.

01:35:11.000 The conservative group, Turning Point USA, has condemned the group of neo-Nazis and said they have nothing to do with the organization.

01:35:21.000 But you let them in.

01:35:23.000 You let them in and you knew what they were.

01:35:25.000 So you are complicit.

01:35:27.000 We'll be right back.

01:35:28.000 Sounds like you got to read another note.

01:35:30.000 Yeah, sure does.

01:35:33.000 Like, you let them in.

01:35:34.000 Hey, Nazis, come on in.

01:35:36.000 We have a special Nazi section here.

01:35:38.000 You can sit down.

01:35:39.000 If you want to Zeek Heil, we just ask, please, not to Zeek Heil when the people are talking because it blocks the view.

01:35:46.000 Now someone's going to freeze me, Zeekeil.

01:35:48.000 Oh, funny enough, after the break.

01:35:51.000 Yeah.

01:35:54.000 I want to make a quick clarification about the neo-Nazis at the turning point event.

01:35:59.000 They were outside protesters.

01:36:02.000 My point was more metaphorical.

01:36:04.000 You embrace them at your thing.

01:36:06.000 I'm not.

01:36:08.000 How did they embrace them?

01:36:10.000 How?

01:36:11.000 Can you imagine being a lawyer who works at The View?

01:36:14.000 You just be like.

01:36:20.000 I need you to read a legal note saying that they were outside and they weren't invited in.

01:36:26.000 No, they were out.

01:36:27.000 I need you to read a legal note saying you don't condone the Nazis.

01:36:30.000 Turning Point USA doesn't condone Nazis.

01:36:32.000 Please, because they don't, and we're going to get sued.

01:36:35.000 Tell them not to add that.

01:36:36.000 They got a lot of money.

01:36:37.000 Tell them not to go off script, too.

01:36:39.000 No problem.

01:36:40.000 Turning point disavows Nazis.

01:36:42.000 And then Whoopee pipes in.

01:36:44.000 But they let them into places and they treat them great and they know what they're about and they accept it.

01:36:49.000 Hey, I got to get Whoopee's earpiece.

01:36:51.000 Whoopie, hello?

01:36:52.000 Hello?

01:36:52.000 Yeah, what is it, Don?

01:36:55.000 They didn't let them in.

01:36:56.000 I had you read the first legal note for a reason.

01:36:59.000 Stop trying to pin Nazis on turning point or we're going to get sued.

01:37:03.000 It's not true.

01:37:05.000 Okay, I'll say it was a metaphor.

01:37:07.000 No, no, don't.

01:37:08.000 Hello?

01:37:09.000 Oh, fuck.

01:37:11.000 So then when she says the metaphor, I guarantee you, her priest was ringing again, going, don't even say it was a metaphor.

01:37:18.000 Make it clear they did not come in the fucking building.

01:37:23.000 Don, how small can we make shock collar technology?

01:37:28.000 Could it be earpiece size?

01:37:29.000 Can you make a shock necklace?

01:37:33.000 This comes 10 days after the No, you're not done.

01:37:35.000 You've got to go back, Ryan.

01:37:37.000 Pardon me.

01:37:37.000 She wasn't done.

01:37:39.000 They were not in the building.

01:37:43.000 No, but you know what?

01:37:44.000 If the so-called Antifa, who are anti-fascist, that's what Antifa is fans, would go there and protest, then Antifa would get a bad reputation.

01:37:53.000 Stop.

01:37:54.000 That's what when I hear that Antifa.

01:37:56.000 What the fuck does that mean?

01:37:58.000 So the Nazis showed up, and again, they were feds, at a turning point event, and they got a bad reputation, yeah, because of World War II and the Holocaust, so that's bad.

01:38:10.000 But then she says, if Antifa showed up, oh, does she mean to fight the Nazis?

01:38:15.000 Or does she mean instead of the Nazis?

01:38:17.000 I don't even think she knows what the fuck she's talking about.

01:38:19.000 And because they have to keep the ball rolling, when someone says a non-sequitur like that, no one goes, wait, what?

01:38:25.000 What are you talking about?

01:38:26.000 The way we would on this show?

01:38:27.000 What the hell are you talking about?

01:38:31.000 If anti-fascists were there, they would have gotten a bad rap for what?

01:38:34.000 Fighting Nazis?

01:38:35.000 It would be the only time they've ever fought legit Nazis.

01:38:39.000 That's why they weren't there.

01:38:41.000 It's off-brand.

01:38:43.000 And Tifa is up there.

01:38:44.000 Right, but that's not, but let me just make sure that everybody, because you know, misunderstanding what people say is very big.

01:38:50.000 That's you.

01:38:51.000 Misunderstanding.

01:38:52.000 Yeah, but see that?

01:38:53.000 She's had a second earpiece message.

01:38:55.000 While Joy was talking, he said, don't even say metaphorically.

01:39:01.000 You got to step back on this, Whoopee, seriously.

01:39:04.000 So behind her Play-Doh hair, you think there's a little earpiece message?

01:39:07.000 Absolutely.

01:39:07.000 There has to be.

01:39:09.000 Or they'd be bankrupt.

01:39:10.000 Yeah.

01:39:11.000 So we want to make sure I know they were not in the building, but they were at the thing.

01:39:20.000 You know how badly you're going to want to go protest as a neo-Nazi to go stand outside in Florida in the end of the day.

01:39:29.000 This show is amazing.

01:39:31.000 You know what?

01:39:31.000 At least that's a point.

01:39:34.000 It's a silly joke.

01:39:35.000 It's not very good.

01:39:36.000 I mean, the view should be called middle-aged women should not be discussing politics.

01:39:42.000 It sounds like you and I doing a car show.

01:39:44.000 It should be called the boo.

01:39:48.000 Maybe we shouldn't be doing a show show.

01:39:52.000 And then this was also popular.

01:39:53.000 Joan Donovan from the Harvard Shorentine Center.

01:39:56.000 She is Jabba the Hutt's wife, and she has ruined Harvard's name.

01:40:02.000 So Harvard has a think tank called the Chorentine Center.

01:40:05.000 They hired her because she was a big anarchist activist with Occupy Wall Street.

01:40:10.000 She then became much more radical, and now she's hired all of her stupid bitch Antifa friends to infiltrate the Shorentine Center, and now it's just garbage.

01:40:20.000 It's just hackers and doxers, and they harass conservatives, and that's all they do.

01:40:24.000 Is that any of these?

01:40:25.000 Because that was the same view clip in the link.

01:40:30.000 Really?

01:40:30.000 It was.

01:40:31.000 One of them's time coded, one of them's not.

01:40:33.000 Ah, shoot.

01:40:34.000 Poop Magoop.

01:40:35.000 I tried to search it straight out.

01:40:37.000 Well, just look up Pierre Delecto, most popular videos, and you'll see that.

01:40:44.000 Let's see.

01:40:46.000 Most popular videos, Kate Jim Carrey.

01:40:49.000 That was one of the kids.

01:40:52.000 There she is.

01:40:53.000 Professor?

01:40:53.000 Damn.

01:40:57.000 I saw in the comments people were like, I'll never forgive you for what you did to Boba Fett or whatever.

01:41:04.000 On solo, yeah.

01:41:04.000 On solo.

01:41:06.000 Could this person possibly be looking for revenge?

01:41:10.000 It was chosen because it was convenient.

01:41:12.000 Penn State was chosen because student organizers knew that this would rile people up, and it was chosen because it wasn't.

01:41:21.000 It may be a little before that.

01:41:23.000 See, this is 12 seconds in.

01:41:25.000 It's 05.

01:41:26.000 Okay, so go like, just go 0000.

01:41:28.000 000.

01:41:29.000 Okay.

01:41:30.000 We started from the beginning, actually.

01:41:31.000 Penn State was chosen because it was convenient.

01:41:34.000 Penn State was chosen because student organizers knew that this would rile people up.

01:41:40.000 And it was chosen because Gavin McGinnis essentially doesn't have a content strategy outside of political violence.

01:41:50.000 And so I'm just going to go quickly through all of the insignia and things you might want to look out for on campus.

01:41:58.000 Because even if these people do show up dressed as no ideas outside of violence and hate.

01:42:05.000 Anyway, that takes a lot of explaining to do, but there was a mass email that went out to all the students at Penn State that said, I have no ideas outside of violence and hate.

01:42:14.000 And then she said it also in her lecture, thereby giving away that she used her hacker crew to send an email to everyone at Penn State, which will come up in the lawsuit I am filing against Penn State.

01:42:26.000 Also, a very popular clip was the work TikToks.

01:42:29.000 I mean, that was popular nationwide.

01:42:32.000 These people talking about a day in the life of.

01:42:34.000 I'm so glad all these girls are getting fired.

01:42:36.000 Big tech got their affirmative action numbers up by hiring random ditzes to eat granola at lunch.

01:42:42.000 And now that Elon Musk has come in and introduced meritocracy, you're going to see this happen across the board.

01:42:48.000 These days are done.

01:42:49.000 Thank God.

01:42:51.000 Ladies, get a ring on it.

01:42:53.000 You don't belong in the workforce.

01:42:55.000 Salad of some sort.

01:42:56.000 Okay, go back to the beginning, though.

01:42:59.000 Welcome to another day in the life working for LinkedIn Chicago.

01:43:01.000 Guys, today was a packed day, so get ready.

01:43:03.000 I got up bright and early, although it wasn't really bright outside.

01:43:05.000 It was pretty rainy, but look how many freaking people are commuting nowadays.

01:43:08.000 Anyways, got to the office, got some coffee.

01:43:10.000 Celebrating Pride right now, so there's cute little whiteboard to write notes to people.

01:43:13.000 Got breakfast.

01:43:13.000 A lot of you guys asked what this is, and it's spirulina chia seed pudding.

01:43:16.000 I had a meeting before I got ready to go shoot a project that I've been helping out with.

01:43:20.000 That was really fun to be behind the scenes.

01:43:21.000 I grabbed a kombucha before having a one-on-one, grabbed some lunch, more kombucha, because I love it.

01:43:25.000 And went to go continue shooting for the project.

01:43:27.000 Hungry, so I tried out this new snack.

01:43:29.000 And in my team meeting, the director of my team found out that I have a TikTok insurance.

01:43:32.000 Stop.

01:43:33.000 Shooting for the project, by the way, is sitting there while other people take pictures of people for, I guess, some web page where it's like head of development, Marnie Crimples.

01:43:43.000 And she sits there and they go, is this good?

01:43:45.000 And she goes, yeah, that looks like a good picture of Marnie Crimples.

01:43:50.000 Okay, thanks for coming to work for me.

01:43:51.000 What are we going for?

01:43:52.000 I'd be nowhere without you.

01:43:55.000 So hello, if you're seeing this.

01:43:56.000 Before I left, I grabbed some snacks and drinks and headed out to the warm weather.

01:44:00.000 I was literally dripping sweat while I was waiting for the bus.

01:44:02.000 Anyways, I got home, quick turnaround because I had a dinner with a marketing team.

01:44:05.000 They treated us so well at GT Prime.

01:44:07.000 Oh my God, there was champagne waiting for us.

01:44:09.000 We died.

01:44:09.000 Did anything ever happen at those dinners?

01:44:12.000 Where would LinkedIn be without you?

01:44:14.000 Personalized menu.

01:44:16.000 This guy's out there grooming horses, nailing horseshoes on, going, I hope this is worth it, man.

01:44:20.000 I hope I'm matter because those people in Chicago, they're making real change.

01:44:25.000 I mean, they have a whole website dedicated to resumes.

01:44:28.000 I'm gluten-free, so they gave me a whole personal gluten-free menu.

01:44:32.000 This food was actually to die for.

01:44:34.000 I left so stuffed and pregnant.

01:44:35.000 Women and their blogging food.

01:44:38.000 This is another day in the life of a Chicago.

01:44:40.000 That made me hungry.

01:44:41.000 Yeah, I'm starved, dog.

01:44:44.000 Best food of 2022?

01:44:46.000 Like in that place that we ate.

01:44:48.000 Do you smell food?

01:44:50.000 No, is that psychosomatic?

01:44:52.000 The neighbors aren't here today.

01:44:53.000 Is it burnt toast?

01:44:54.000 No.

01:44:55.000 Damn it.

01:44:56.000 Well, you thought I was having a stroke.

01:45:00.000 Another popular video that was stolen from the show.

01:45:03.000 Well, it's a compilation of moments, but this went viral.

01:45:07.000 It's you making me laugh.

01:45:09.000 Ooh.

01:45:10.000 Okay, ladies and gentlemen, timeful.

01:45:13.000 What's it called?

01:45:13.000 Oh, like a sneaker pen.

01:45:16.000 I should subscribe.

01:45:18.000 Okay.

01:45:20.000 So today, we're going to look at different types of sneaker, okay?

01:45:23.000 First of all, if you want to be super hot, obviously put on easy, put on something like a really, like a mountain boost.

01:45:30.000 But if you're going to do something like go gym or something, get straight, get real big, you're going to have to smash the weight and you have to wear something flat on your feet.

01:45:39.000 Otherwise, you're going to have back problem.

01:45:42.000 So have to, you know, stay hot fire.

01:45:46.000 Also responsible.

01:45:48.000 Back to Kevin.

01:45:50.000 Hurting my beard.

01:45:52.000 Are you Ryan Ketzy Rivera's dad?

01:45:54.000 No, that's crazy.

01:45:58.000 Just another.

01:45:59.000 James O'Keefe.

01:46:01.000 Yes.

01:46:02.000 This is my bald head.

01:46:06.000 That looks pretty good.

01:46:09.000 Pretty impressive.

01:46:10.000 Yeah, you look very different.

01:46:12.000 Wait, let's see if it works on you.

01:46:13.000 You look like a good fighter.

01:46:19.000 This is awesome.

01:46:20.000 Don't show that because when I go on the lamb, I'm going to be bald.

01:46:23.000 You're giving away my secret disguise.

01:46:25.000 Sorry.

01:46:26.000 It's not an improvement, right, nerd?

01:46:28.000 It's absolutely ridiculous.

01:46:35.000 I mean, have you seen these things?

01:46:39.000 crazy.

01:46:40.000 Ha ha ha ha.

01:46:41.000 *laughter*

01:46:46.000 What's tap?

01:46:48.000 You could tap it for some different effects.

01:46:51.000 You could put shades on the dude.

01:46:54.000 He's a real cool kid.

01:46:56.000 And I don't know what that guy is, but...

01:47:01.000 You're an informant.

01:47:02.000 A thing from real fucking thing.

01:47:04.000 Yeah, you're a CI.

01:47:06.000 He's like, nah, nah, man.

01:47:08.000 You got to get away from me.

01:47:09.000 I got too much heat.

01:47:10.000 He's like, look, we're taking you in right now unless you tell us what happened with Fuzzy Bear.

01:47:14.000 They ask him about that.

01:47:15.000 Oh, man.

01:47:17.000 Oh, man.

01:47:18.000 And then finally, and I don't know why these clips do so well, but every time I talk about Bobby Lee and his incredibly hot girlfriend that he blew his relationship with, I'm so sick of people blowing their relationships.

01:47:28.000 Look, if you have a girlfriend, you guys have been living together for six months.

01:47:32.000 You haven't had a drop-down, drag-out fight, just put a fucking ring on it and start making babies.

01:47:36.000 What are you doing?

01:47:37.000 Oh, I've been with her for nine years.

01:47:39.000 I'm going to propose.

01:47:40.000 It's over.

01:47:41.000 You blew it.

01:47:43.000 Or like, I see all these guys.

01:47:45.000 They date a girl when she's 27 until she's 31 and then dump her ass.

01:47:49.000 You just murdered millions of people.

01:47:50.000 She's never having kids now.

01:47:52.000 Her kids are never going to have kids.

01:47:54.000 You're Hitler.

01:47:55.000 You're Mao.

01:47:56.000 You're Stalin.

01:47:58.000 So stop dumping chicks.

01:48:00.000 Especially a fucking smoke show.

01:48:03.000 Like, what's her name?

01:48:05.000 Kalila?

01:48:07.000 Kalila?

01:48:08.000 Kalila.

01:48:09.000 That's a really annoying name.

01:48:10.000 Sounds like somebody with a stutter said.

01:48:12.000 You know what else I can tell about her is she's going to age well.

01:48:14.000 She's going to be a beautiful 70-year-old woman.

01:48:17.000 Everybody but himself.

01:48:21.000 If he shows up as Bobby Lee, I'm out.

01:48:25.000 He's got to come in ready as somebody else.

01:48:29.000 Maybe these clips do so good because they think that you have Bobby Lee on the show.

01:48:32.000 Oh.

01:48:33.000 Oh, you're friends with Bobby Lee?

01:48:36.000 That clip was, it's too long to explain, but I was saying, what a dummy for dumping her.

01:48:41.000 And then you came in and said, no, she's a bitch that has been berating him and subjugating him for years.

01:48:48.000 And eventually you're just like, fuck you.

01:48:50.000 You make me feel bad.

01:48:51.000 It's true.

01:48:52.000 It's true.

01:48:53.000 I got a couple of choice clips here, too.

01:48:55.000 Oh, we forgot about Ryan's favorite moments.

01:48:59.000 This one, I don't know why.

01:49:04.000 Well, show the card.

01:49:05.000 Ryan's favorite moments.

01:49:07.000 Ryan's favorite moments.

01:49:08.000 No, no.

01:49:09.000 What did you want to call it?

01:49:10.000 Rylights.

01:49:11.000 Rylights.

01:49:12.000 Okay, let's jump into Rylights.

01:49:14.000 Okay, here's number one.

01:49:17.000 Would you rather be forced to hold your breath underwater for a full two minutes immediately upon waking up for the rest of your life or go to bed and soaking wet jeans for the rest?

01:49:28.000 That's pretty good.

01:49:29.000 Don't you already wake up with wet jeans anyway?

01:49:32.000 What's the difference?

01:49:38.000 No need for that.

01:49:39.000 There's no need for that.

01:49:41.000 How dare you?

01:49:41.000 You go peek you in your pants.

01:49:43.000 How dare you?

01:49:46.000 That hurts like fucking hell.

01:49:48.000 I'm not going to lie.

01:49:48.000 This is me sleeping as Gavin.

01:49:50.000 That insult hurts like fucking hell.

01:49:52.000 Oh, I'm pissing him.

01:49:53.000 It's really good insult that really hurts.

01:49:57.000 Oh, I'm pissing on Gavin.

01:49:59.000 Yep, you got me.

01:50:02.000 It happens.

01:50:04.000 But anyway, back to this ultimatum.

01:50:07.000 There's one where I'm not on.

01:50:09.000 That was St. Patrick's Day.

01:50:10.000 Yes.

01:50:10.000 I have zero recollection of that.

01:50:13.000 I understand why.

01:50:14.000 We drank, but people were mad, too.

01:50:16.000 Like, I don't fucking pay to see you wasted.

01:50:18.000 It's St. Patrick's Day, guys.

01:50:19.000 You're allowed to be out of your fucking mind on St. Patrick's Day.

01:50:22.000 Plus, I'm a charming drunk.

01:50:24.000 That's true.

01:50:25.000 Clip number two, the hammer fight.

01:50:28.000 Oh, this was popular with the baby monsters, too.

01:50:32.000 I didn't think I was going to make it through without laughing because your line of, you already have a hammer.

01:50:37.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa, what are you doing?

01:50:43.000 What are you doing, dude?

01:50:45.000 Calm down.

01:50:46.000 You're pretty good with a hammer.

01:50:49.000 You have a hammer.

01:50:50.000 You have your own hammer.

01:50:51.000 Go back to the truth.

01:50:52.000 Fuck off!

01:50:58.000 I'll hit you with this.

01:51:03.000 The left kind of dropped that whole hammer shit, didn't they?

01:51:06.000 They dropped it like a hammer.

01:51:07.000 Yeah.

01:51:08.000 They stood by it for a while.

01:51:09.000 They're like, can you believe these fucking right-wing nut jobs?

01:51:13.000 They're so proud.

01:51:15.000 They're so happy that the speaker of the house husband was threatened with a hammer.

01:51:18.000 And we're like, really?

01:51:20.000 You really want to get into this?

01:51:21.000 Shall we open this Pandora's box?

01:51:23.000 Because he seemed pretty okay with the other nude dude.

01:51:28.000 Speaking of dudes.

01:51:29.000 Okay, fine.

01:51:30.000 We're dropping it.

01:51:31.000 Speaking of dudes and opening up Pandora's box, here we are as women.

01:51:36.000 And don't forget what we always say on Girl Talk.

01:51:39.000 Our motto at Girl Talk is always known.

01:51:46.000 The man's gonna trick you.

01:51:50.000 So be on the ball and grab your heart before you give it to a stranger.

01:52:08.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:52:11.000 I want you to walk.

01:52:15.000 I want you to walk.

01:52:20.000 B-B-B-B-B-C-T you you That's us dancing.

01:52:24.000 All right, I think that's enough clips.

01:52:26.000 Okay.

01:52:28.000 I think we're missing probably the best one.

01:52:30.000 Okay, cool.

01:52:30.000 Split over.

01:52:31.000 And then there's the Minister of Truth one.

01:52:33.000 You know what?

01:52:34.000 By the way, people who don't usually watch the show, the show is usually like an hour.

01:52:37.000 Yeah.

01:52:37.000 An hour 20.

01:52:38.000 This is a very long show.

01:52:40.000 We haven't seen you in a while.

01:52:40.000 That's correct.

01:52:41.000 And we're summing up an entire year.

01:52:43.000 So we just came out of this Minister of Truth thing, which you could see on censor.tv Presents.

01:52:48.000 I think it's a free.

01:52:49.000 Oh, this was a good one.

01:52:50.000 And we're coming out of it.

01:52:52.000 And then we explore.

01:52:55.000 That's right.

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01:53:00.000 Call 718-400-6959 to order the ultimate Minister of Information Collection and get two CDs for just $16.99 plus shipping and handling when you use your credit card.

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01:53:28.000 Wow.

01:53:28.000 I hate musical music.

01:53:31.000 I hate it.

01:53:32.000 It's an affront to music itself.

01:53:35.000 They make up the songs in what, like six months?

01:53:37.000 They have to adhere to a plot.

01:53:39.000 The Strokes first album probably took them 10 years to make.

01:53:42.000 And someone throws together a bunch of shit garbage.

01:53:45.000 Musicals have the worst type of music.

01:53:47.000 And the fact that people like it, by the way, that really quite foodooshes.

01:53:51.000 That's why she got the job.

01:53:53.000 Because the entire White House is now drama club girls.

01:53:58.000 So they saw that and they loved it.

01:54:02.000 Remember Obama Girl?

01:54:05.000 Obama girl.

01:54:07.000 I wonder what it would take for me to be an Obama girl.

01:54:12.000 Maybe one day I could escape this editing and software pod and fulfill my true dream of becoming an Obama girl.

01:54:22.000 I can see it now.

01:54:25.000 Obama girl, I'll be an Obama girl.

01:54:32.000 Oh, but Daddy, you want me to work a real job?

01:54:36.000 You gotta go to school.

01:54:41.000 Obama girl.

01:54:42.000 I noticed your favorite moments of the year are heavily Ryan-oriented.

01:54:45.000 Well, they're the ones that are.

01:54:47.000 I'm a big fan of the Rye guy.

01:54:49.000 They're the ones that came to mind.

01:54:50.000 Yeah.

01:54:51.000 All right, let's briefly look at Baby Monsters choices for moments of the year.

01:54:56.000 Ladies and gentlemen, baby monsters choice.

01:54:59.000 We put the word out, push notifications.

01:55:02.000 I mentioned it on social media.

01:55:03.000 I said, what do you guys think was a big deal this year?

01:55:06.000 And a lot of people are having trouble getting over how cringe P. Diddy was when he dressed up as Joker.

01:55:16.000 First of all, doing Joker is gay and boring.

01:55:20.000 It's autistic, it's incel, it's special needs, the laugh thing sucks.

01:55:26.000 But anyway, P. Diddy is all of the above.

01:55:30.000 What is that?

01:55:31.000 Welcome to club, dude.

01:55:32.000 That was like that show with the Apartment 902, whatever.

01:55:36.000 Whatever it was.

01:55:38.000 You know what I'm talking about?

01:55:39.000 No.

01:55:40.000 Jackie.

01:55:41.000 It was like a sitcom from the late 80s, early 90s.

01:55:45.000 And it was that fat black chick.

01:55:48.000 And it was like apartment 902 or 17, anyway, whatever.

01:55:52.000 Damn.

01:55:53.000 It's like a chubby black woman being sassy.

01:55:58.000 So not a compliment?

01:55:59.000 No.

01:56:00.000 Okay.

01:56:01.000 Here he is bumping into Tyler the Creator, hamming it up.

01:56:04.000 Tyler has to sort of fake smile.

01:56:07.000 Oh my God, that's amazing.

01:56:10.000 You're really in the character.

01:56:14.000 Tyler the Creator.

01:56:18.000 Tyler, you are my rapper in the world.

01:56:22.000 You look beautiful.

01:56:25.000 Beautiful.

01:56:28.000 This is top tier.

01:56:31.000 Get out of the car!

01:56:32.000 Ah!

01:56:33.000 I'm thinking of it again!

01:56:35.000 Ah!

01:56:37.000 Tyler, the creature!

01:56:39.000 Do you know what he Tyler just told you to sit?

01:56:41.000 The driver went like, get the fuck out of here.

01:56:44.000 Yeah, there's no way the driver would be like, I'm going to cut this short.

01:56:47.000 Right.

01:56:48.000 The driver just, what?

01:56:49.000 He's going to break up your fun time?

01:56:51.000 No.

01:56:52.000 All right, that's enough of that.

01:56:54.000 Here's something that everyone brought up that I could not give less of a shit about.

01:56:58.000 I don't care.

01:57:00.000 Apparently, in the gaming world, and a lot of our baby monsters are gamers, I don't give a shit about video games.

01:57:07.000 I got three kids, repairs to make around the house, stuff like that.

01:57:11.000 I guess you can play a video game if it's with your son.

01:57:14.000 That's probably good bonding.

01:57:16.000 But remember this bitch who talked about how she's sick of people saying bad things about her?

01:57:24.000 I thought this was like three years ago, but it was only in October.

01:57:28.000 Fosk is her name.

01:57:29.000 And G4, I guess, is a show where they would review video games.

01:57:35.000 And this woman got on there.

01:57:37.000 She did a big woke diatribe that bummed everyone out, but they all hugged her and clapped anyway.

01:57:44.000 She's a great example of why women don't belong in the workforce generally.

01:57:48.000 And she got G4 to go woke, and they promptly went broke.

01:57:54.000 So I actually admire, I mean, I'm interested in this topic.

01:57:57.000 I just don't like this topic.

01:58:00.000 G4 is brought up in various channels.

01:58:02.000 Even in this YouTube channel, we have the chat in front of us.

01:58:05.000 I can see you.

01:58:06.000 Without a doubt, there will be backlash because I'm not as bangable as the previous host.

01:58:12.000 It's somehow talk to him, Frost.

01:58:15.000 One big problem, though, it wasn't really about sexism at all.

01:58:18.000 And in true woke employee fashion, it became your fault for calling Frost out on her inadequacies.

01:58:25.000 You're letting your unconscious biases ruin my day and you're gatekeeping the gaming speech.

01:58:31.000 And if it wasn't bad enough that her co-hosts and audience were all cheering Frost on while she was attacking the fans, she made an arguably bigger mistake, admitting that she doesn't play the games.

01:58:43.000 Here at X-Play, our reviews are written and produced by a team of people.

01:58:47.000 There are too many games for one person to shoulder the burden.

01:58:50.000 So we divide and conquer.

01:58:52.000 Bid Wario!

01:58:54.000 The original T. They used our drop for was built.

01:58:58.000 Wait, they like us.

01:58:59.000 They like you.

01:59:00.000 They want you on their show.

01:59:02.000 Who does?

01:59:02.000 That's probably why they get it from.

01:59:04.000 The guy from Nerd Rodic.

01:59:05.000 Okay.

01:59:06.000 Cool dude.

01:59:07.000 I thought nerds are scared of me because I give them wedgies.

01:59:09.000 Well, I guess I might not be as tough as I think I am.

01:59:12.000 Maybe they like it.

01:59:15.000 On authenticity.

01:59:15.000 And they have swamp ass.

01:59:17.000 Thanks, Kevin.

01:59:19.000 The new G4 was competing against authenticity, and Frost just admitted they weren't authentic.

01:59:25.000 Something gamers already knew.

01:59:27.000 At first, there seemed to be support for Frost from the entirety of the G4 organization.

01:59:32.000 Then there was Cope.

01:59:33.000 They were caught botting their own chat on a live stream.

01:59:36.000 Look at this.

01:59:38.000 No one is talking, but 30,000 people are supposedly there.

01:59:43.000 Then it all started to fall apart.

01:59:44.000 Management fled.

01:59:45.000 Employees laid off.

01:59:47.000 In Frost's infinite wisdom, she decided to flex that she was still employed while her co-workers were being fired.

01:59:53.000 And this should come as a surprise to absolutely no one.

01:59:55.000 Not long after that, Frost was fired and G4 shut down for good.

02:00:00.000 No one really knows how long G4 was going to last, but no one can doubt that the minute Frost Kieran opened her pie hole, the relaunch of G4 died.

02:00:09.000 If you don't like it, don't watch it.

02:00:11.000 Peace.

02:00:12.000 It became a shining example of why you shouldn't hire psychopathic leftist employees and the very definition of get woke, go broke.

02:00:19.000 I'm a Comic-Con!

02:00:21.000 Isn't it weird when women become men?

02:00:24.000 And I don't mean she's trans or anything.

02:00:26.000 That's enough of that.

02:00:27.000 But the character they choose, they don't choose Charles Bronson and Death Wish.

02:00:32.000 They choose an uppity, loudmouth, 13-year-old asshole.

02:00:38.000 Like that guy that she was being, it's not a woman.

02:00:41.000 It's a dude, but it's an adolescent douche.

02:00:46.000 Of all the men, there's golfers, there's guys in kilts, there's oil-rigged dudes, there's guys in finance.

02:00:53.000 We have quite a plethora of characters as men.

02:00:57.000 And that little Uyghur kid, like Eminem when he's 13, okay.

02:01:01.000 Why do you all choose him?

02:01:03.000 I guess because he's the most low-type faket.

02:01:07.000 Low-ty fake tee.

02:01:08.000 Low-to-fakity.

02:01:13.000 Also, a big popular thing with our show is when George Floyd said, no, sorry, George Floyd doesn't talk anymore.

02:01:20.000 But his, not his mother, Larcenius, but his brother, Felonius.

02:01:26.000 His family's all named after crime.

02:01:29.000 His brother was told by Ben Crump to say, you can put the bald eagle on the endangered list.

02:01:36.000 Why not the black man?

02:01:38.000 Let me try that again.

02:01:39.000 I slightly fucked it up.

02:01:40.000 You can put the bald eagle on the endangered list.

02:01:43.000 Why not the black man?

02:01:45.000 Aren't black men as valuable as birds in this society?

02:01:48.000 That's what he wanted him to say.

02:01:49.000 But he went off and he said Trump was cool and stuff, and Ben Crump was just because Ben Crump is a new Al Sharpton.

02:01:55.000 He capitalizes on race hate.

02:01:57.000 So he said to Felonious, the bald eagle thing.

02:02:03.000 And he goes, oh, yeah, yeah.

02:02:05.000 The bird, which is the bald eagle.

02:02:10.000 Show it again.

02:02:11.000 Take the bird, which is the bald eagle.

02:02:15.000 And you see Ben go, fuck.

02:02:18.000 Anyway, that became a popular thing.

02:02:20.000 On the show, we all have bald eagle tattoos.

02:02:22.000 It's an eagle with no hair.

02:02:24.000 I think mine's here.

02:02:25.000 If you have a bald eagle tattoo, you get into all our shows for free.

02:02:28.000 We have a new comedy tour coming out in 2023 called the End Racism Tour, where Josh and Anthony and I will be in wheelchairs fighting for equality and trans rights.

02:02:40.000 Hoping that won't get banned.

02:02:44.000 But baby monsters have also been going around trying to get people to say the bird which is the bald eagle.

02:02:51.000 Do you have a compilation of that?

02:02:53.000 The bird which is the bald eagle.

02:02:56.000 We got new ones?

02:02:57.000 Big screen.

02:02:58.000 Let's put Ryan Katsu Rivera.

02:03:00.000 Gave me $4.99.

02:03:02.000 So honestly, I'm just going to read his comment cold.

02:03:04.000 He says everything about getting into bird watching.

02:03:07.000 When I lived down south, we would always see the bird which is the bald eagle.

02:03:13.000 I hate birdwatchers.

02:03:16.000 Have you heard of the bird which is the bald eagle?

02:03:19.000 I have not.

02:03:19.000 Not familiar.

02:03:21.000 Okay.

02:03:23.000 What are your thoughts on the bird which is the bald eagle?

02:03:25.000 I think it's really great.

02:03:29.000 What are Your thoughts on the bird which is the bald eagle?

02:03:33.000 I think it's good.

02:03:36.000 Josh should know.

02:03:37.000 I think it's good.

02:03:39.000 I think that's right when we started it.

02:03:42.000 But then here's a bubba bun.

02:03:43.000 By the way, sorry to interrupt you.

02:03:45.000 When I was talking about that apartment sitcom earlier, the show was called Apartment 227, and the character was Jack A, played by Sandra Clark.

02:03:57.000 The bird witch is the bald eagle.

02:03:58.000 What are you talking about?

02:04:00.000 The bird witch is the bald eagle.

02:04:03.000 The bird witch is the bald eagle.

02:04:06.000 It sounds cool when you say the bird witch is the bald eagle.

02:04:11.000 What the CG root?

02:04:13.000 The bird witch is the bald eagle.

02:04:19.000 That's the best one.

02:04:20.000 Pathetic.

02:04:22.000 Okay, I think we've wrapped it up now, right?

02:04:26.000 I believe so.

02:04:27.000 Sad.

02:04:28.000 I feel like we have an unturned stone.

02:04:29.000 Oh, this one.

02:04:30.000 Ryan Katsu Rivera says, did you hear what the news is saying about the bird, which is the bald eagle?

02:04:40.000 I don't know what that means, to tell you the truth.

02:04:43.000 I'm going to see if a quick Google will inform me of your reference.

02:04:48.000 Just a spoiler alert, it don't.

02:04:51.000 It don't.

02:04:52.000 I know what I was hoping to get to today before we get to the mailbag.

02:04:57.000 Fucking Tommy Lee Jones attacked Perry.

02:05:01.000 Tommy Lee Jones?

02:05:03.000 Yeah, did you see this?

02:05:04.000 No, I didn't see it.

02:05:06.000 You must have, Ryan.

02:05:07.000 Are you kidding me?

02:05:08.000 I don't see anything.

02:05:10.000 Let's see.

02:05:11.000 I guess we got to pull it up.

02:05:13.000 Yeah, I assumed you were going to show me this.

02:05:16.000 No.

02:05:16.000 Perry Caravello was doing his super chat thing.

02:05:19.000 Yeah.

02:05:19.000 And Tommy Lee Jones came on, and they got into it.

02:05:24.000 And now Perry Caravello doesn't like Tommy Lee Jones anymore.

02:05:27.000 No, shit.

02:05:28.000 This doesn't ring a bell?

02:05:30.000 Yeah, there it is.

02:05:32.000 You work out all the time.

02:05:34.000 Why is he so wet?

02:05:35.000 Yeah.

02:05:36.000 Listen here.

02:05:37.000 Slick.

02:05:38.000 Mr. Perry Francis.

02:05:40.000 Y'all, this is Tommy Lee.

02:05:41.000 My name is I do not sanction your blithering gay buffoonery.

02:05:45.000 Listen and listen good.

02:05:48.000 So, number one, if you're the real Tommy Lee Jones, my middle name is not Francis.

02:05:54.000 If you call me Francis.

02:05:58.000 This is a stinking lie.

02:06:00.000 Slick, this is a hardcore Texan maybe you've heard of me, Tommy Lee Jones, and I mean Tommy Lee Jones.

02:06:06.000 Don't try to mess with me, Slick.

02:06:08.000 Don't try to talk back.

02:06:09.000 I'm going to just tell you a couple things that I think are disgusting, depraved, and inhonorable.

02:06:14.000 And that's a word.

02:06:15.000 You can look it up, Slick.

02:06:16.000 Now, listen, Perry Francis, Caravana.

02:06:20.000 I understand you're going around sicking people off, give them blowjobs left and right, and that makes me sick.

02:06:24.000 You are.

02:06:25.000 Back in the days of the men in black, we would go around blasting with a Sarclusian ass blaster.

02:06:30.000 You probably like it, Slick.

02:06:31.000 Just blasting a whole bunch of liquids up into the air, and I bet that's what you experienced when you blew that guy.

02:06:37.000 With all your homosexual buffoonery.

02:06:39.000 Makes me sick.

02:06:40.000 You want me to show you, Joe, motherfucker?

02:06:43.000 You want me to show you, Joe?

02:06:49.000 I used to like you because I used to think you were a good actor, but you know, comments like this, you're nothing to me.

02:06:55.000 Damn.

02:06:56.000 You're shit.

02:07:00.000 So, wait, is that more?

02:07:04.000 Makes me sick.

02:07:06.000 It's a real sick slick.

02:07:08.000 Absolutely not my name.

02:07:09.000 They hit him with it twice.

02:07:11.000 You should neuralize yourself.

02:07:12.000 No, it's not.

02:07:12.000 Cut out all the gay memories.

02:07:14.000 Francis, Caravanna.

02:07:16.000 You fuck.

02:07:17.000 You fuck.

02:07:22.000 Now listen, Perry, Francis, Caravetta.

02:07:26.000 Not me.

02:07:26.000 All your homosexual buffoonery makes me sick.

02:07:30.000 Makes me real sick, Slick.

02:07:31.000 Absolutely not my name.

02:07:33.000 Now listen back to the men in black.

02:07:34.000 You should neuralize yourself.

02:07:35.000 Cut out all the gay memories.

02:07:37.000 Move forward, because I know you still think about that.

02:07:39.000 I'm not gays.

02:07:41.000 You can get down there and get a little dirty.

02:07:43.000 Get steak.

02:07:46.000 Those days are over, right?

02:07:47.000 Stop pretending you're a snowboarder, too.

02:07:48.000 It's embarrassing.

02:07:50.000 I'm in the snow, though.

02:07:51.000 Now you want to surround yourself with a bunch of white stuff.

02:07:55.000 Fuck up, bitch.

02:07:56.000 The snowboarder is not going to help you.

02:07:57.000 Get rid of it.

02:07:58.000 All right, Slake.

02:07:58.000 You need electroshock therapy or something even stronger, all right?

02:08:02.000 What?

02:08:02.000 Now look right here to the Scarleysian neuralizer, and we're going to blast your memories out of your asshole.

02:08:08.000 All right, there you go.

02:08:13.000 You did a great job with that.

02:08:15.000 When the fuck did Tommy Lee Jones become a fucking sick, demented, psychotic, fucking evil bastard?

02:08:22.000 Fucking prick.

02:08:24.000 Block Tommy Lee Jones.

02:08:26.000 I don't want his stupid remarks on my stream again.

02:08:30.000 That's enough.

02:08:31.000 That's enough.

02:08:33.000 Caravanna.

02:08:35.000 So did you know they were doing that?

02:08:37.000 Yeah, I did.

02:08:38.000 I just didn't know they had done it yet.

02:08:40.000 So why were you saying I don't know what you're talking about?

02:08:42.000 Was that a joke?

02:08:43.000 No, well, I didn't know that they had got him with it.

02:08:47.000 I kind of forgot that I did like 15 to 20 in a row.

02:08:53.000 And I've worked with that guy before, but I was banging him out.

02:08:56.000 It took like hours to do.

02:08:58.000 Costume changes.

02:09:02.000 No, it was like a bunch of different things.

02:09:04.000 How much do you charge?

02:09:05.000 $30 a pop.

02:09:07.000 How are those doing?

02:09:08.000 How many are you doing?

02:09:09.000 Pretty good.

02:09:09.000 I mean, before Christmas, it was a good amount.

02:09:12.000 How many?

02:09:13.000 Well, in $20, it was like $300, maybe $400?

02:09:18.000 Something like that?

02:09:19.000 Oh, what?

02:09:20.000 Oh, it's like $30 a piece.

02:09:23.000 So however many that is.

02:09:25.000 Oh, my God.

02:09:26.000 You have the brain of a chick.

02:09:29.000 How, like, a week you're making $300?

02:09:32.000 Oh, no, that was just for Christmas because it was a holiday.

02:09:36.000 Christmas.

02:09:36.000 Well, Christmas is a holiday, and people wanted me to wish them a happy holiday.

02:09:41.000 You know what time is?

02:09:42.000 Like, I go 50 miles an hour.

02:09:45.000 How many hours did you drive?

02:09:47.000 Are you talking about three hours?

02:09:48.000 Oh, she went 150.

02:09:50.000 How much are you making from cameos?

02:09:51.000 You need to give me a finite amount of time.

02:09:54.000 $100 a month?

02:09:56.000 Oh, it's nothing.

02:09:57.000 It's unpredictable.

02:09:59.000 That's what I'm saying for holidays.

02:10:01.000 Generally, though, like December, what do you think you did for December?

02:10:05.000 Well, December's an odd week, an odd month.

02:10:08.000 So I did like 25-ish, but usually a regular week.

02:10:13.000 You did 25.

02:10:13.000 So it's 25 times 30.

02:10:15.000 But a regular week, you know what I'm saying?

02:10:16.000 So 750 bucks.

02:10:20.000 That's not common, no.

02:10:22.000 I know it's not common.

02:10:23.000 We've declared that.

02:10:24.000 That's the thing.

02:10:25.000 So let's say June, like a regular month.

02:10:28.000 It depends on how many people like me and how many birthdays they want to do.

02:10:32.000 It's not like a subscription where I've send them videos.

02:10:35.000 So we're aware of what cameo is.

02:10:37.000 So it could range anywhere from like, sometimes I get like five a week, sometimes I get like two.

02:10:41.000 It's like minimum two a week.

02:10:43.000 But sometimes I'll get like 10 a week.

02:10:46.000 So it, you know, there's a lot of.

02:10:47.000 Yes, we understand things vary.

02:10:49.000 So June might be what, like 200 bucks?

02:10:52.000 Maybe.

02:10:53.000 Yeah, somebody.

02:10:54.000 And then you just said December was $750.

02:10:57.000 Like around $400.

02:10:58.000 What's 25 times 30?

02:11:01.000 But they take like half of it away from me.

02:11:04.000 Like Cameo takes 10%, and if you buy it on the app, which a lot of people do, it just takes $10 automatically.

02:11:09.000 So it comes out to about like $16 a pop, which is hurtful.

02:11:13.000 But they do that.

02:11:16.000 By the way, I'll never forgive that vice writer.

02:11:18.000 Let's pull him up again who got me kicked off Cameo.

02:11:24.000 Look up Cameo Gavin McInnes January 6th.

02:11:28.000 His name is Cox.

02:11:30.000 And I used to give 100% of the money to Zenoa Kinsman and John Kinsman children, who are black.

02:11:37.000 John Kinsman is currently serving four years in prison for fighting Antifa.

02:11:42.000 And he got a brutal sentence because he's a member of a hate group, Proud Boys.

02:11:46.000 So I was helping out.

02:11:47.000 I was charging $75.

02:11:50.000 She was making about $2,000, $2,000 to $3,000 a month.

02:11:53.000 Joseph Cox.

02:11:55.000 Joseph Cox got me kicked off, and he took...

02:12:03.000 What year was that?

02:12:05.000 Go back?

02:12:06.000 So that was 2021.

02:12:09.000 This was about a year ago.

02:12:11.000 So $2,000 a month, $20,000, $25,000.

02:12:15.000 Let's say $30,000 so far he's caused that family.

02:12:17.000 $30,000.

02:12:19.000 Way to go, Joseph Cox.

02:12:22.000 I'm never going to fucking forget who you are, buddy.

02:12:25.000 Never.

02:12:26.000 You're in my permanent shit list.

02:12:29.000 I think about him all the time.

02:12:32.000 I think about you all the time.

02:12:33.000 And I can't wait till John's son becomes 18 and looks up all the people who contributed to his father going to prison and fucking over his children.

02:12:44.000 Anyway, let's end the show with the mailbag.

02:12:49.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a debt.

02:12:54.000 Let's turn our eyes together's mailbag.

02:12:59.000 Let me touch it.

02:13:02.000 Believe it or not, I read every piece of mail over the holidays.

02:13:05.000 Oh, my word.

02:13:06.000 Some of you dudes got to stop emailing me five times a day.

02:13:11.000 Jake F, we'll call you.

02:13:14.000 Take it easy.

02:13:15.000 I don't even read your emails anymore.

02:13:17.000 10 a day is too much.

02:13:19.000 Chad W, please stop fucking emailing me.

02:13:23.000 Chris O, Tony C. Like, you guys are just filling up the fucking inbox, guys.

02:13:30.000 We're not friends.

02:13:32.000 Don't send me more than one a day.

02:13:35.000 These guys will just send me like dozens.

02:13:38.000 And I want you to know, Tyson C, Tony C, when you guys send me dozens, I just skip over them because they're garbage.

02:13:46.000 Got it?

02:13:47.000 We think you're stupid and dumb.

02:13:52.000 Chris, this is called Black Chippendale Dancer.

02:13:56.000 Yo, guys, was checking out the new show on Hulu about the Chippendale Dancers.

02:13:59.000 Looked interesting.

02:13:59.000 Well, the show is actually pretty good.

02:14:01.000 It's got the dude from season one of White Lotus in it.

02:14:04.000 They go to the auditions, and lo and behold, spelled wrong, amid the sea of white bodybuilders with mullets, we have a black dude.

02:14:11.000 It's so weird.

02:14:12.000 And then, to take it a step further, he's like a nerdy go-getter also.

02:14:16.000 So while the actual Chippendales are doing Coke and banging girls, he's in the office helping with the accounting and learning the business.

02:14:24.000 It's the only work thing about the show, so I can deal with it.

02:14:27.000 But like, who is this for?

02:14:29.000 It's for women.

02:14:30.000 Chippendales is for women.

02:14:31.000 And women feel bad.

02:14:33.000 White women feel bad that black people are doing badly in America.

02:14:37.000 So when you show them commercials, they want to see white people being dicks and black people being awesome.

02:14:42.000 That makes them feel good, and then it makes them buy things.

02:14:44.000 As far as movies go, they want white guys to be dicks, just like that Cardi B movie about the stripper where they reenacted the fact that she drugged men and robbed them, but made it some sort of crusade of for good.

02:14:55.000 And in movies like Chippendale's, they want to see the black guy working his buns off, even though it's not a thing.

02:15:02.000 I was watching TV on vacation, and it was like, I was texting a dude who said, I went to watch this new knives out thing, and the first thing is this black surgeon.

02:15:11.000 And I'm just like, ah, fuck it, I'm done.

02:15:13.000 I'm going to start reading books again.

02:15:14.000 It's like everything.

02:15:15.000 And then, so what I did for the next two hours, every commercial I sent him, I took a picture of the screen and sent it to him.

02:15:21.000 And every commercial was like a black doctor, a stupid white guy, just a black person advertising the thing.

02:15:28.000 Like every single commercial, this is getting ridiculous.

02:15:32.000 I even saw on Twitter, Death of a Salesman is all black now.

02:15:37.000 And then this black woman in the audience starts yelling at the guy during the play and gets kicked out.

02:15:48.000 People think that Alexander Hamilton was black.

02:15:52.000 People think most of the founding fathers were black now, thanks to Hamilton, which I guess is what they were going for.

02:15:58.000 Look, makes a death of a salesman.

02:16:00.000 A man who creates personal interest is a man who gets ahead.

02:16:05.000 That's not what it's about.

02:16:09.000 It's about a slave trying to sell some stuff.

02:16:15.000 A human being.

02:16:16.000 And a terrible thing is happening to him.

02:16:20.000 I put 34 years into this firm.

02:16:22.000 And now I can't pay my insurance.

02:16:24.000 Tyler Perry does death of a thing.

02:16:29.000 A man is not a piece of fruit.

02:16:31.000 Attention.

02:16:32.000 Attention must be finally paid to such a person.

02:16:35.000 I don't remember there being women in death of a salesman.

02:16:39.000 I am not a dime a dozen.

02:16:41.000 I am Willie Lohman.

02:16:45.000 Man, that looks fun.

02:16:51.000 Then he goes, I mean, can we start unironically making movies like Boys in the Hood of Menace Society with white people?

02:16:58.000 At this rate, we're going to get an American History X reboot with the main skin head being played by a female person of color.

02:17:06.000 This one's called Why Do De Eat De Poo Poo?

02:17:09.000 All over the place.

02:17:11.000 I do not believe that gays are born gay.

02:17:13.000 Instead, they are made gay by modern society.

02:17:16.000 My theory is that a certain criteria must be met for a child's brain to develop properly, specifically for boys to develop into men.

02:17:24.000 The risk-free nature of modern living is not conducive to the proper development of young men.

02:17:30.000 Mixing this with early exposure to porn, having no male role model, or something worse like sexual assault, has proven time and time again to truly be a recipe for disaster.

02:17:42.000 To eat the poop poop!

02:17:45.000 Let's take a look into the childhoods of gays, and I'm sure you'll see patterns in the parents' community, what they were exposed to.

02:17:52.000 Then compared to men from rural neighborhoods where the gay population is less than 1%, what I've learned from my experience with gays is that the egg is not gay until it's been left to rot.

02:18:00.000 In other words, the devil makes gays not God.

02:18:04.000 Yeah, look.

02:18:06.000 That's what I said earlier.

02:18:07.000 There's a lot of weird on-the-DL latent gay behavior in the ghetto black community.

02:18:15.000 But Ryan, that's distracting.

02:18:20.000 They're not gay.

02:18:22.000 Gay is a gay couple.

02:18:24.000 It's been together for a while.

02:18:25.000 They cheat on each other, of course.

02:18:27.000 And you are saying that we should take those gays away from their relationship and go have them smooch a girl named Julie.

02:18:35.000 It's not happening.

02:18:36.000 I will concede, especially in the lesbian community, a lot of them have been corrupted.

02:18:40.000 And I think a lot of lesbians are just grossed out by dicks because their uncle raped them.

02:18:44.000 And they're like, I'll just eat pussy.

02:18:45.000 You don't even have to fuck after a couple years of the relationship.

02:18:49.000 I believe that's true.

02:18:50.000 But, you know, let's talk percentages.

02:18:52.000 Gays are 1% of the population.

02:18:54.000 I would say within the male gay community, 80% were born that way.

02:18:59.000 20% were corrupted.

02:19:00.000 Within the female gay community, lesbian community, I would say maybe 60% have been driven to it and 40% are born that way.

02:19:09.000 As far as all the other categories, they don't exist.

02:19:14.000 Trans by.

02:19:16.000 It's all fake.

02:19:17.000 It's a form of ethnomasochism, too.

02:19:20.000 This whole like, I'm not cis male.

02:19:22.000 It's like, I'm not white.

02:19:23.000 It's the whole avatar thing again.

02:19:25.000 I'm going into my blue body.

02:19:27.000 I don't want anything to do with these normies.

02:19:30.000 Well, us normies are pretty cool, you jerk.

02:19:34.000 All right, I think we got to wrap it up.

02:19:36.000 We usually spend a lot more time on the mailbag, but this is all about 2022, and people are just talking about fun films they'd like me to check out, like Giuseppe Makes a Movie.

02:19:44.000 Sure, we'll check it out.

02:19:46.000 Let's get to the final video.

02:19:53.000 Five, four, three, two, one.

02:19:55.000 Five, four, three, two, one.

02:20:06.000 Outro Music You know what I discovered the other day?

02:20:10.000 I was looking up Beastie Boys videos and I was like, a lot of these are pretty cringe.

02:20:15.000 Like overalls with one flap.

02:20:17.000 Although, you know, it was a long time ago.

02:20:18.000 Fashion changes.

02:20:19.000 But just white people speaking black.

02:20:22.000 Yes, y'all.

02:20:22.000 And you don't stop.

02:20:24.000 This black accent?

02:20:26.000 It's fucking embarrassing.

02:20:27.000 And you know what's great about the Beastie Boys?

02:20:29.000 Fight for your right to party is what pays all their rent.

02:20:31.000 It's what put them on the map.

02:20:32.000 It was their only number one hit.

02:20:34.000 That must have bugged the shit out of them.

02:20:36.000 That was a joke.

02:20:37.000 We're not those guys.

02:20:38.000 We're the East Timor snowboarders.

02:20:41.000 No, you're the party dudes.

02:20:42.000 Just like Andrew W.K. Sorry.

02:20:45.000 I'm at the place now where I can't see black culture shit without being like, this is just corny.

02:20:50.000 Even that Tom McDonald dude, he's from Toronto and he's like, yo, basically people talking about free speech and it's changing my world and I got to understand that we all human beings, right or left, and color is a thing that they can't put on me.

02:21:04.000 Like I like what you're saying, dude.

02:21:06.000 But your weird accent, it's embarrassing.

02:21:11.000 White dudes rapping is, I just can't abide it anymore.

02:21:15.000 It makes me cringe.

02:21:16.000 It's not your accent.

02:21:18.000 Are you Sean King?

02:21:20.000 Black culture, it's just corny.

02:21:24.000 I don't even know what this is.

02:21:25.000 Just a black guy.

02:21:26.000 You know?

02:21:27.000 And then we'd be in the studio.

02:21:28.000 He'd say it like this or say it like, you know, that just looks you like.

02:21:31.000 And you know, you get to figure it out.

02:21:33.000 That's a rich kid, by the way.

02:21:34.000 So like dumb?

02:21:35.000 Yeah.

02:21:36.000 Sure, dumb.

02:21:36.000 He's a rich kid with like Judge Dad playing dumb, talking to black dudes, pretending he's ghetto.

02:21:43.000 It's embarrassing.

02:21:44.000 But look up Tom McDonald.

02:21:46.000 And we keep getting sent his shit.

02:21:48.000 I'm 53, guys.

02:21:50.000 I'm not watching him.

02:21:51.000 I don't like that pocket score anymore.

02:21:57.000 Ghost?

02:21:57.000 Is that his newest jam?

02:22:01.000 It is.

02:22:02.000 Great guy.

02:22:03.000 The accent's got to go.

02:22:04.000 I've seen a hundred grand in cash.

02:22:06.000 I've took the trip to hell and back.

02:22:08.000 I've been around Memphis.

02:22:10.000 I'm nothing like you.

02:22:12.000 And I've seen lights up in the...

02:22:14.000 a love song.

02:22:15.000 I've seen ghosts alone at night.

02:22:16.000 I've seen some things, but they were nothing like.

02:22:19.000 Till I walk through walls.

02:22:24.000 Less black than I remembered it, actually.

02:22:25.000 That's not so.

02:22:26.000 Well, this is, yeah, this is a ballad.

02:22:28.000 This isn't typical.

02:22:30.000 Yeah, go back to another one where he's like, yo, basically.

02:22:33.000 That's very post-Milan.

02:22:35.000 Post-post-Milan.

02:22:38.000 Fighter.

02:22:39.000 This one, he's going to be rapping his little butts off.

02:22:44.000 Uh-oh, that's Mac Lamori.

02:22:50.000 Do or die back against the wall.

02:22:52.000 Is he from Mississauga?

02:22:57.000 I was going ballads all over.

02:23:00.000 Anyway, it slammed his shit on people.

02:23:02.000 He's making a living.

02:23:03.000 He's doing good for me.

02:23:05.000 It's just not my cup of tea.

02:23:07.000 He's got a good message.

02:23:08.000 He's pro-free speech.

02:23:09.000 Who the fuck am I, man?

02:23:13.000 So, yeah, that's it.

02:23:15.000 2022 was a great year.

02:23:17.000 Nick Ox, sorry, Nick Oakes is going to jail for trespassing on January 6th.

02:23:23.000 He'll be doing four years.

02:23:24.000 Again, another proud boy with black kids who is being denied his right to fatherhood because of his affiliation with a hate group, Nice Logic, American Justice System.

02:23:34.000 Joe Biggs is away from his child.

02:23:37.000 He's looking at 20 years because he walked into the Capitol, went pee, and left.

02:23:42.000 Ethan Nerdine, all of these dudes facing jail time, prison time, doing prison time for zero charges because of their beliefs.

02:23:52.000 Our friend Mercedes Carrera, they chose January 6th as her court date.

02:23:56.000 What a strange coincidence.

02:23:57.000 That's what, this Friday?

02:23:59.000 It's coming up four days.

02:24:00.000 You know what else I noticed about the four-year sentence?

02:24:02.000 How long is a presidential term?

02:24:05.000 Oh, a little fuck you's in every little piece of the sentencing.

02:24:10.000 But the good news is Max and John are getting out in March.

02:24:15.000 We're going to have a huge party for them.

02:24:16.000 You guys have raised upwards of like 25, probably 30 grand by the time they're ready to come out.

02:24:22.000 So that's 15 grand in their pockets each.

02:24:24.000 We'll get them back in the saddle, ready to rock.

02:24:27.000 We stand by our brothers on this show.

02:24:30.000 We are ride or die ends, bad boys for life.

02:24:36.000 So even though new guys are going to prison, we're going to stand by them, raise money for them, put their address up at the end of the show so you can write them and let the world know or let them know that the world hasn't forgotten them.

02:24:48.000 So what do we got for the final video here?

02:24:53.000 Why anybody would be mad?

02:24:54.000 That's just wrong.

02:24:56.000 Like anyone should be able to marry anyone.

02:24:58.000 You should feel happy that they're getting married.

02:25:01.000 People that do not like gay, I mean, they're a good because of gay's bad feel.

02:25:12.000 So if someone was your friend and they turned out to be gay, would you still be their friend?

02:25:16.000 No.

02:25:19.000 I don't get one.

02:25:20.000 That's yay energy right there.

02:25:21.000 Yeah.

02:25:22.000 All right.

02:25:22.000 Get fired.

02:25:23.000 Get in trouble.

02:25:24.000 Be brave.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - January 02, 2023

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