S4E214 - MINOR DETAIL McINNES
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Summary
Gavin McQueen is back with another episode of Get Off My Juan. This time, he's talking about women and their pussies, and why they don't talk about them when they're with other people. He also talks about the new Netflix show White Lotus and why he doesn't like it.
Transcript
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Juan with Gavin McQueen.
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Sopra la rovina sono una regina, ma ma ma non so cosa salvare.
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Sono a pezzi, già mi manchi, occhi dolci, cuori infranti.
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Che spavento come il vento, questa terra sparirà nel silenzio della...
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Hey, I just got lost thinking about a man's pussy.
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Like, uh, girls probably talk about their pussies when they're together.
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And it's funny talking about dinks because they're funny looking.
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But women probably they talk about what are you doing?
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They uh there are probably a bunch of women sitting around talking about their pussies, and then the guy who hasn't even told them that he had a sex change and he's been he's passing, right?
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And then they're like, oh, yeah, yeah, oh, I gotta, I gotta wash it sometimes.
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And they're like, oh, my God, my first period, I was wearing white pants.
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And he's like, does he go, oh, I was wearing white too.
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I was playing tennis and I got it on my tennis shorts.
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I'm like, oh, my God, that must have been so embarrassing.
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So I can understand maybe a third of what you guys are talking about, like getting fucked and stuff.
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But when you talk about menstruation and the smells and stuff.
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Like you've made us tolerate your world, and you've insisted that we not just tolerate it, but respect it and get involved in it.
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So we're going to impose logic at some point, right?
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I've noticed that with comic books when I was a kid, I'd be reading the letters page.
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And I'd be reading the letters page, and they'd be saying, yeah, one question.
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In the issue 10 when he was fighting Chunk, wouldn't the air friction of traveling at 500 miles an hour burn up his suit?
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And the response from the guys who make the comic was always the same.
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But I realized when I was reading those letters that it was guys who were too old to be reading comic books.
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Because as an eight-year-old, I didn't fucking think, hey, the flash is going too fast.
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But as an 18-year-old, you start to impose logic.
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Anyway, we talked about it enough, homos, last time.
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That opening song was La Represantante di Lista by Chow Chow.
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It's a popular song because it was on White Lotus season two, which I got a lot of flack for supporting.
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Some people say, why'd you make me watch this gay shit?
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I can see if you didn't like the first series, first season.
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We're watching a show now called The Last of Us.
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That's the zombie show with the pollen or the mold, right?
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It is a fungus that takes over the host, kind of like a parasitic, you know.
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So you sat and watched that big gay scene that Anthony and I watched on Wednesday with the two guys with the beard?
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They wanted to ruin Ron Swanson for us, I guess.
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He's like, well, the reason rednecks are racist is because.