S4E216 - GOD BLESS AMERICA
Episode Stats
Words per Minute
142.13792
Summary
Gavin talks about music, photography, and the weirdest thing he's ever done with a camera. Also, he talks about a guy who thinks he's going to get shagged because he paid for his date's dinner.
Transcript
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Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGuinness.
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The house is just 12 years old, soft landscaping in the garden.
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An electrician stuck his finger in the bug home and shouted, Yaba, her hippo Every day, he's a dick.
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strong one, no one, the man above, the name or word, they get upset in the head.
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I'm smiling constantly and people constantly stuck on me music A shadow looms around, a feeling of bees legs on my face.
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a trapped person screaming That's a band called Dry Cleaning.
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Just this girl mocking about, sort of just talking about stuff.
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But yeah, it's good background music when you're cleaning the house, doing chores.
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Put up a dartboard, put up new blinds all over the house.
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You know, took the kids' places, went to Ellis Island.
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I'm going to do a whole sort of picture day party where I show you all the stuff I did, all the places I went.
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In Dallas, museums, and Statue of Liberty, and JFK's spot, and all that crap.
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You'd come home, you'd get your pictures developed as slides, you'd put them in a little fucking round thing, a slide projector, and then you'd have your neighbors over.
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You didn't know what your friends' politics were.
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And then you just, I still have one in my house.
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And you'd show them, you'd tell them about what you saw, and it was educational and fun.
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Of course, if the pictures suck, you'd probably say, Larry, you got to edit some of those out, okay?
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I remember one time when I was about eight, my parents got me a camera, like a little cheap one.
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And I don't know what was going on in my retard brain.
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I just took, I just sat like on a lookout thing in a park.
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I guess it was sort of like a lifeguard tower, but it wasn't.
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And I just went and ended the whole role like that.
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Shortly after I was in the special class for special needs.
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This is like a new camera, but it's made to look vintage.
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My idea was to give one to everybody uncensored, and then we do like a family-censored slideshow thing, but that's a lot of money.
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Problem is that the phone now, the pictures on your phone are fucking way better.
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Like the video I'm going to show you later, what's his name?
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That song, by the way, reminds me of the specials, Boiler.
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It's about a girl who goes on a date, and then this guy wants to get shagged because he paid for her dinner.
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And he goes, you're nothing but an old boiler, which means like a spinster, a woman who's passed her prime.