Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E220 - THE BLACK MONARCHY

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:46.000 This is DJ Ubert.

00:00:49.000 I want to sex you.

00:00:50.000 I want to sex you.

00:00:56.000 No one wants to sext me.

00:01:03.000 Isn't it funny what different experiences different people have?

00:01:07.000 Like if there's a hot chick with big tits and a fat ass, a pokratudinous poly, she's just on the train and she knows every single dude there is dying to fuck her. 1.00

00:01:21.000 And then you and I walk down the street and it's the farthest thing from anyone's mind.

00:01:29.000 Like when I walk by woman, I could be a giraffe or a garbage can. 1.00

00:01:34.000 They're never like, whoa, wouldn't mind a piece of that.

00:01:38.000 Sometimes homos feel that way, but that doesn't help me. 1.00

00:01:43.000 One time I was on my bike in the West Village and some gay 70-year-old was like, hello. 0.99

00:01:50.000 And I almost circled my bike around and said, are you out of your mind?

00:01:55.000 Do you know how out of your league I am?

00:01:58.000 Well, sometimes there's an exception to the rule.

00:02:02.000 And like a chick that thinks everybody wants the boner, a guy doesn't. 0.99

00:02:07.000 I got friends?

00:02:08.000 I don't.

00:02:09.000 Do you think I'm hot?

00:02:10.000 Eh, not really.

00:02:11.000 Oh, why?

00:02:12.000 Way many more people attractive here than you.

00:02:14.000 What's not hot about me?

00:02:16.000 Your personality and your voice.

00:02:18.000 My voice!

00:02:19.000 You're a little too small.

00:02:20.000 You can maybe like eat a burger, not be anorexic.

00:02:23.000 That's aggressive.

00:02:24.000 I don't know who you're trying to impress.

00:02:26.000 No one's going to simp over you.

00:02:27.000 I got friends.

00:02:29.000 That's obviously a guy trying to play hard to get.

00:02:32.000 Friend zone himself.

00:02:35.000 Well, I will let you take a shit on me.

00:02:37.000 Piss on my face. 0.96

00:02:39.000 I wouldn't hate to have some of your old socks.

00:02:43.000 So today is a free episode.

00:02:45.000 We're not making the Thursday night the free show anymore because that's a show called Cops and Robber, where we have three cops or so, three to five cops, two to four cops, one to five cops sitting on a panel.

00:03:01.000 And then we have our felon friend, Maddie.

00:03:04.000 And then we look at cop videos and crime videos and we discuss them and we take calls and letters and stuff.

00:03:09.000 And I don't know.

00:03:10.000 It's not representational of the show.

00:03:13.000 And the live show that we put out on the podcast is supposed to encourage new subs.

00:03:17.000 So shouldn't the subs show be typical of the show?

00:03:21.000 Yeah, when you're at the mall and they give you Chinese free sample, they don't give you like a Nathan's hot dog.

00:03:26.000 They give you the thing you're going to buy.

00:03:28.000 Right.

00:03:28.000 They don't give you the specials.

00:03:30.000 They give you what they're known for, which is dogs.

00:03:34.000 That's correct.

00:03:35.000 Sad.

00:03:36.000 We should try to get away with crimes while it is the Cops and Robber Show.

00:03:40.000 Like try to do crimes while they're there and see if they notice.

00:03:43.000 Like maybe have a little claw hand on a string that slowly lowers to their back pocket and grabs their wallet and then pets go.

00:03:51.000 And I'll have the joystick here.

00:03:53.000 I'm like, that's tricky.

00:03:55.000 But I'll have a camera back there.

00:03:56.000 Embezzling, we'll bribe each other and light crimes.

00:04:00.000 We'll just shoot heroin in front of them. 0.99

00:04:02.000 Right.

00:04:04.000 Well, they're all retired.

00:04:05.000 They couldn't care less.

00:04:08.000 But so from now on, Friday will be the free show.

00:04:12.000 I'm doing it Tuesday because I'm going to see the Mets at spring training.

00:04:15.000 I'm sorry to bombard you with all of these new details, but there's been some changes here at the shop.

00:04:20.000 Sort of like Project Veritas.

00:04:22.000 The board has decided that I will no longer be the star of this show.

00:04:26.000 It's going to be Ryan.

00:04:27.000 Ryan's taking over.

00:04:29.000 All right.

00:04:30.000 So obviously because it's a free show, we have to mention our sponsors.

00:04:34.000 We're happy to mention our sponsors.

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00:04:36.000 Can you bring over or throw me that tub I gave you yesterday?

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00:04:39.000 I got two at home.

00:04:40.000 I gave Ryan one.

00:04:42.000 You didn't work out today, right?

00:04:49.000 Pretty intense taste.

00:04:50.000 I'm getting used to it now, but my daughter said it was delicious.

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00:05:23.000 It kills these part of your arms.

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00:06:51.000 Obviously, for using this episode to advertise the brand, we should be as milquetoast as possible, avoid race, the most undiscussable subject in the country, and present a very sanitized version of the show.

00:07:05.000 I'm not doing that.

00:07:06.000 I'm sorry.

00:07:06.000 Too much happened today.

00:07:10.000 So I'm in the car.

00:07:12.000 You can erase that background now.

00:07:14.000 I'm in the car.

00:07:15.000 I have a 2000 Jaguar, and it just has a cassette player and a radio and CD player.

00:07:21.000 So I would listen to Talk FM.

00:07:27.000 And they also gave us these cool jugs.

00:07:29.000 Cool milk, I mean, milk jugs.

00:07:31.000 They gave us cool milk jugs.

00:07:33.000 I don't know why she gave me that.

00:07:36.000 And Talk FM, it used to have Chris Plant on it and Mike Knowles and Ben Shapiro and Dan Bongino, who, speaking of race, is every race in the world.

00:07:48.000 And now it's just Christian garbage. 1.00

00:07:49.000 No offense, God.

00:07:51.000 But it's corny.

00:07:52.000 So I'm going around the dial and I find WBAI.

00:07:56.000 It says justice.

00:07:57.000 Oh, cool.

00:07:58.000 Malcolm X. I like Malcolm X. I like that he grew over time.

00:08:02.000 Dude, it is the most radical black power stuff imaginable. 1.00

00:08:07.000 Now, I obviously don't have a problem with that, but can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:08:12.000 They don't mention that Malcolm X had a coming to God moment where he realized it's about ideas and values and not necessarily skin color.

00:08:21.000 They cut that part out and they take him at his most radical.

00:08:24.000 And he was radical in the nation of Islam, man.

00:08:27.000 You don't have, that's the problem.

00:08:29.000 You're sitting there sinning, we shall overcome.

00:08:32.000 You sing too much.

00:08:34.000 You need to start swinging.

00:08:36.000 You can't sing on cream.

00:08:38.000 You can swing on cream.

00:08:41.000 Meaning, start punching white people in the face.

00:08:44.000 Imagine if the races were reversed.

00:08:48.000 You need to embrace black nationalism, whether you're at the synagogue, the nation of Islam, or you're an atheist. 0.51

00:08:55.000 You are not equal to the white man.

00:08:56.000 You are better than the white man.

00:08:59.000 And then they have Farrakhan come on.

00:09:01.000 And I'm like, are they going to show the other side of this or show the progression?

00:09:05.000 And this is a story about how someone who's super radical can become normal.

00:09:09.000 No.

00:09:11.000 It's a 100% black power. 0.80

00:09:13.000 Maybe it's still going.

00:09:14.000 Today's show.

00:09:15.000 Okay, well, we've got a fascinating lineup.

00:09:18.000 Just for our listeners today, we are.

00:09:22.000 And I think this is still going.

00:09:24.000 It's been going all morning.

00:09:25.000 It's fascinating to listen to, but it was openly advocating for black supremacy all morning. 0.97

00:09:31.000 Yeah, what do you care?

00:09:33.000 Whites are still in charge. 1.00

00:09:35.000 Okay.

00:09:36.000 Some elite whites are in charge, yes.

00:09:39.000 The rest of us are down here.

00:09:42.000 I just thought it was really strange that that's going on.

00:09:44.000 And it reminded me of the fact that America has a lot of black privilege. 0.63

00:09:50.000 Followers of the Honorable Elijah Muhammad.

00:09:52.000 This is Mimi Ray.

00:09:53.000 Here we go.

00:09:54.000 This is it.

00:09:56.000 Elijah Muhammad.

00:09:57.000 Islam is one of the greatest religions of all time for our people in America.

00:10:05.000 They so-called him.

00:10:06.000 This is on in my car.

00:10:08.000 Maybe it's good they have Christian radio stations replacing Greek stations. 1.00

00:10:11.000 Re-educating.

00:10:12.000 Now, of course, when Elijah Muhammad is talking about the nation of Islam and he's talking about Islam, he's not talking about the Middle East.

00:10:18.000 He's talking about their version, which includes a god who invented white people just to torment blacks. 0.99

00:10:25.000 He has a giant penis and a giant brain.

00:10:27.000 Things from outer space.

00:10:28.000 I came into the Muslim movement in 1940.

00:10:31.000 Anyway, the reason I bring up race is because I was watching this really good lecture that those dudes do.

00:10:41.000 You know the Russian guy?

00:10:44.000 Go to 1.3.

00:10:47.000 We're really getting heavy right out of the gate here.

00:10:50.000 So go click on that YouTube link.

00:10:53.000 Yes, thanks for the external link.

00:10:55.000 What's this guy's name again?

00:10:58.000 Konstantin Kissen.

00:11:01.000 K-I-S-S-I-N-G. 1.00

00:11:04.000 I just thought this is a really good talk, and he talks about climate change and woke, and it's a brilliant point, which is Britain is only 2% of the carbon emissions, so what are we supposed to do?

00:11:16.000 And I'd rather live my life right now, thanks.

00:11:18.000 And as I said yesterday, Greenies, why aren't you concerned with Ohio? 1.00

00:11:22.000 Why are you so worried about three generations from now?

00:11:25.000 But here's what I find weird about this lecture.

00:11:28.000 This is Oxford, the Oxford debate thing.

00:11:30.000 It's the Oxford Student Union, and they invite these guys in.

00:11:34.000 This is what gave us, what's his name talking about?

00:11:36.000 The Otis Simbos. 0.79

00:11:38.000 Terrence Howard.

00:11:39.000 Terrence Howard, they had on, who made no sense.

00:11:41.000 He sounded like he was on mess, actually.

00:11:43.000 He probably is.

00:11:45.000 But at the back, they have the treasurer.

00:11:48.000 This is one of the Otis Simbos. 0.97

00:11:52.000 They have the treasurer and some other dude, these black dudes.

00:11:55.000 And they're literally on a pedestal.

00:11:56.000 They're on a throne.

00:12:00.000 And I'm watching.

00:12:01.000 There, stop right there.

00:12:02.000 So there's the blackest coal African dude, and then there's the other guy. 0.78

00:12:05.000 That's not the president.

00:12:06.000 The president of the Oxford Union is a white guy.

00:12:09.000 But there's this weird thing in the West where we have to put blacks on a pedestal for the right to have free speech.

00:12:18.000 It's like we acknowledge the black monarchy. 0.64

00:12:21.000 Oh, man, this is sounding way too racist for the free episode.

00:12:25.000 You know what I mean, though?

00:12:28.000 Like, every the head, like, like, Canada has the queen.

00:12:32.000 She's on the money. 0.98

00:12:33.000 She doesn't really do anything, but it's just like acknowledging that she's the boss.

00:12:37.000 And we tip our hats to the queen.

00:12:40.000 We have a black monarchy in the West where we tip our hats to not African Americans, black people. 1.00

00:12:47.000 It's a mascot, man.

00:12:49.000 You gotta let people know.

00:12:51.000 It is kind of like a mascot.

00:12:52.000 It is kind of weird.

00:12:54.000 Like, shouldn't the president be sitting on the throne?

00:12:56.000 Why is the treasurer on a throne?

00:13:00.000 And it reminded me of the time I was inducted into Harvard Lampoon.

00:13:06.000 So, Harvard Lampoon, of course, is behind Animal House.

00:13:09.000 Conan O'Brien came from there.

00:13:11.000 PG O'Rourke, they had that PG O'Rourke Guide to Everyone in the World, which was alarmingly racist and funny, and it attacked everyone at the same time.

00:13:21.000 It was really a satire of racism is what it was.

00:13:25.000 But when I went there, the person, the head of Harvard Lampoon was this black girl, Alexis Wilkinson.

00:13:34.000 And they said, you're in here now.

00:13:36.000 Now, I checked the list of everyone who's been inducted, and I'm off the list.

00:13:41.000 I have the little stupid coin they give me, 1.5, but it's in a junk drawer somewhere.

00:13:47.000 Who cares?

00:13:49.000 And I vowed to not discuss the secret society that they have there.

00:13:54.000 But you kicked me out, so now I can spill the beans.

00:14:00.000 By the way, see if you can dig up PGR work, National Lampoon, Guide to Everyone in the World.

00:14:03.000 I've referenced it a number of times.

00:14:05.000 And when you read it, you're like, oh my God, that's when we were allowed to be funny.

00:14:10.000 And when you read the thing on Africa, you'll poop your pants.

00:14:14.000 But when it's in the context of mocking Canadians and Australians and British people, it's funny again. 1.00

00:14:21.000 That's the secret to true equality.

00:14:24.000 Not to sanitize everything and make it nice, but to hate everyone equally.

00:14:30.000 Spread out your vitriol.

00:14:34.000 So now I'm going to get revenge on Harvard Lampoon by spilling all the beans.

00:14:40.000 But wait, before I get to that, you should go back to the getter thing because we're missing a thing.

00:14:45.000 It shows why that, yeah, a long way from the Eton chumocracy, the new faces of the Oxford Union.

00:14:56.000 So here is an article.

00:14:58.000 Meet the students shaking up the debating society and inviting the likes of Jacob Reese Mogg.

00:15:04.000 Meet the students shaking down other students to the lunch money.

00:15:07.000 So there's one white male there.

00:15:09.000 He's probably gay or trans or something.

00:15:12.000 And that article is conceding that these people were chosen because of their race.

00:15:18.000 They want to shake things up and they want to show Eaton, the other school, right?

00:15:22.000 It's Oxford versus Eaton, as we learned in with Neil and I. They want to show Eaton that they're racist by hiring a bunch of visible minorities. 0.99

00:15:31.000 I mean, it's gay. 1.00

00:15:36.000 So I get there.

00:15:37.000 Black woman's there. 1.00

00:15:38.000 Hi.

00:15:39.000 We want to get something.

00:15:40.000 By the way, where the Harvard Castle is, it's a stunning building.

00:15:44.000 They don't allow pictures inside.

00:15:46.000 I check my phone.

00:15:47.000 I don't have any.

00:15:48.000 I wish I did.

00:15:50.000 But look it up on the internet.

00:15:52.000 It's obviously in Boston, Massachusetts, or no, not Boston, but wherever Harvard is nearby.

00:15:58.000 And I get there, stunning castle.

00:16:01.000 I look inside.

00:16:02.000 It's beautiful.

00:16:03.000 And they go, let's get something to eat first.

00:16:05.000 Okay.

00:16:06.000 So I'm not getting host vibes here.

00:16:11.000 Maybe it's a cultural thing.

00:16:13.000 Scottish people, when you invite them there, oh, there's a picture.

00:16:17.000 When you invite, I guess you can, there was a picture is allowed.

00:16:20.000 When you invite someone to a place like that and you're inducting them into a secret society, they should be treated very well.

00:16:28.000 I don't think this black chick knew who the fuck I was. 1.00

00:16:31.000 I think I was in there because of vice do's and don'ts, and I'd been doing a lot of sketches like Sophie Can Walk and How to Piss in Public.

00:16:37.000 And that was, this was like 10 years ago when I was doing How to Be a Man, the movie How to Be a Man, a lot of Are Women Hornier Than Men, a lot of comedy sketches.

00:16:46.000 I doubt she'd heard of any of those.

00:16:48.000 So they go, let's get something to eat.

00:16:49.000 All right.

00:16:50.000 We go to some shithole burrito spot that's like in a basement.

00:16:54.000 And it's the kind of place you grab lunch when you're in college.

00:16:57.000 All right, I don't really care.

00:16:58.000 It would have been nice to have more of a dinner, but okay.

00:17:02.000 Get a caterer or something. 0.80

00:17:04.000 We go there, and I'm ignored.

00:17:09.000 So I go, I buy my own burrito, and then I sit by myself in a shithole like subway type of chain burrito place.

00:17:19.000 So I go, fuck this, I'm out of here.

00:17:24.000 And then I go on a tour.

00:17:26.000 I go, I say to them, I go, I think I'm just going to leave.

00:17:29.000 This is not fun.

00:17:30.000 And then they go, no, no, don't go, don't go.

00:17:32.000 They're freaking out, freaking out.

00:17:33.000 And I go, I'm just going to take the train home.

00:17:34.000 This is ridiculous.

00:17:35.000 This is stupid.

00:17:37.000 And I'd been sitting alone, by the way, for like my entire burrito.

00:17:42.000 So they beg me not to go.

00:17:44.000 Like, I'm not mad.

00:17:45.000 I'm just like, I totally misjudged how this would go.

00:17:50.000 And she begs me not to leave.

00:17:52.000 And so I start drinking.

00:17:56.000 That's the only way to get through this, right?

00:17:58.000 And they take me on a tour, but I still remember the tour.

00:18:00.000 And as I was going through this building into their secret rooms, I was thinking, this society is done.

00:18:07.000 Like, they don't do anything.

00:18:08.000 For example, there's one, there's this cool like bed in a room with these two scary like skulls sticking out of the wall.

00:18:15.000 And you can put your face in the skull from the other side of the room.

00:18:18.000 I mean, yeah, from outside the room and watch someone have sex.

00:18:22.000 And I thought, I bet that doesn't happen anymore.

00:18:25.000 That's a funny idea that college people do, but I bet that doesn't happen anymore.

00:18:30.000 Then they took me into another room where there was a fireplace with a tile thing.

00:18:34.000 And one of the tiles is upside down.

00:18:37.000 And if you pull it out, it's loose.

00:18:39.000 It says, put me back, Conan O'Brien.

00:18:41.000 Okay.

00:18:43.000 So we tour around, and I'm just drinking from a bottle, getting bored.

00:18:49.000 I know I'm not coming across very cool in this.

00:18:52.000 And one of the guys showing me was this African dude who was black as coal. 1.00

00:18:55.000 And he was like, he had this really erudite accent.

00:18:58.000 Hello, hello.

00:18:59.000 Yes, yes.

00:19:00.000 And I go, you have the snobbiest accent I've ever heard in my life.

00:19:04.000 You couldn't be more British.

00:19:06.000 You look like that?

00:19:07.000 Okay, don't do Africans first because people have a heart attack.

00:19:09.000 But put that back up.

00:19:11.000 Just in alphabetical order.

00:19:13.000 Yeah, I know.

00:19:15.000 Yeah, let's do French.

00:19:18.000 Blow that up.

00:19:19.000 I can't quite read it.

00:19:20.000 I think there's a better one here.

00:19:23.000 Yeah, this is like, this looks cooler.

00:19:26.000 There we go.

00:19:27.000 Yeah, that's how it was printed in Harvard Lampoon.

00:19:29.000 So let's find, go to Canadians or British people. 0.73

00:19:36.000 Yeah, Canadians.

00:19:37.000 Zoom on Canadians. 1.00

00:19:39.000 This will clear the palette before we get harsh.

00:19:41.000 Canadians, racial characteristics.

00:19:43.000 Hard to tell a Canadian from an extremely boring, regular white person unless he's dressed to go outdoors. 0.93

00:19:48.000 Very little is known of the Canadian country since it is rarely visited by anyone but the queen and illiterate sport fishermen. 0.96

00:19:55.000 It is thought to resemble a sort of Arctic Nebraska.

00:19:58.000 It's reported that Canadians kept pet French people.

00:20:01.000 If true, this is their only interesting trait.

00:20:05.000 At any rate, they are apparently able to train Frenchmen to play hockey, which is more than any European has ever been able to do.

00:20:13.000 They now do French.

00:20:17.000 Chinese.

00:20:18.000 French.

00:20:19.000 Racial characteristics.

00:20:21.000 Sawed-off sissies who eat snails and slugs and cheese that smells like people's feet. 1.00

00:20:27.000 They take filthy pictures of each other with cheap cameras, wash nothing but their cunts, fight with their feet, and perform sex acts with their faces. 0.97

00:20:36.000 Utter cowards who force their own children to drink wine.

00:20:40.000 They gibber like baboons even when you try to speak to them in their own wimpy language. 1.00

00:20:45.000 Good points.

00:20:46.000 Invented the blow job.

00:20:52.000 Okay, now jump to Africans. 0.91

00:20:54.000 All right, here we go.

00:20:55.000 If I had done this one first, you would have, I don't know, canceled me.

00:21:02.000 And I bet people will still be offended, even though we started out bashing whites. 0.95

00:21:07.000 Africans, racial characteristics, probably not people at all.

00:21:10.000 Probably some kind of monkey.

00:21:11.000 They eat each other and worship bundles of sticks and mud.

00:21:14.000 You could never remember the names of their countries, which have a new main nigger every half hour and too many snakes and bugs anyway. 1.00

00:21:21.000 They eat those too.

00:21:22.000 They put bones in their noses and wear plants for clothes.

00:21:26.000 Good points.

00:21:27.000 Don't feel pain the way we do.

00:21:32.000 PGRUC would probably be totally offended by this.

00:21:36.000 Okay, let's clear our palates with one more white person, just because the only way we can live with black people being criticized in a black monarchy is to shit on whites more. 0.94

00:21:47.000 Australians, racial characteristics, violently loud, alcoholic roughnecks whose idea of fun is to throw up on your car. 1.00

00:21:54.000 The national sport is breaking furniture, and the average daily consumption of beer in Sydney is 10 and three quarters imperial gallons for children under the age of nine.

00:22:04.000 Making a shambles is required study in the primary schools, and all Australians are bilingual, speaking both English and cheap, possibly a result of their countries being upside down. 1.00

00:22:15.000 The local dialect has over 400 terms for vomit.

00:22:18.000 These include technical or yawn, talking to the toilet, round-trip meal ticket, and singing lunch.

00:22:24.000 It is illegal to employ the aboriginal inhabitants as anything but toilets. 1.00

00:22:28.000 And some of the peculiar forms of native wildlife have up to nine assholes.

00:22:32.000 The recent destruction.

00:22:39.000 The recent destruction of Darwin by a hurricane was actually a cover story for the regrettable coincidence of paydays on three separate sheep stations.

00:22:48.000 Holy crap.

00:22:49.000 So it was just weird.

00:22:50.000 You know, when you think of Animal House and everything, having this black woman, and she was elected because she's black.

00:22:57.000 She said, when she was running, she said, hey, we'll either get sued a lot or we'll become totally unsuable. 0.82

00:23:03.000 And of course, she was handed a sweetheart job when she got out writing for the VEEP.

00:23:10.000 I thought that had more beans to spill.

00:23:14.000 Anyway, that's enough.

00:23:16.000 Race for now.

00:23:21.000 Here's just a silly story that's going around.

00:23:24.000 One, two.

00:23:25.000 Oh, actually, no.

00:23:25.000 You know what?

00:23:26.000 Let's do another sponsor.

00:23:29.000 And then we'll get back to that-ishnit. 1.00

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00:23:49.000 Let's open them up, shall we?

00:23:55.000 We have an unboxing.

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00:23:59.000 Shit, I cut my finger on the handle.

00:24:02.000 Just kidding.

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00:24:14.000 Whoa, look at all this crap.

00:24:19.000 So you open this up.

00:24:21.000 It's got two sides to it.

00:24:23.000 Oops, I just dropped my thing.

00:24:27.000 That's not bulky either.

00:24:28.000 I thought it was way bigger.

00:24:30.000 Look how big it is when you open it up, though.

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00:25:14.000 Let's see the smaller one.

00:25:18.000 Yeah, this is the smaller one.

00:25:26.000 Oh, they've got two smaller ones.

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00:26:31.000 Oh, boy.

00:26:34.000 Yeah.

00:26:34.000 I don't know.

00:26:35.000 Have you seen the promo code?

00:26:36.000 Yeah, I guess you have, right?

00:26:38.000 Yes, I have.

00:26:40.000 Wow.

00:26:41.000 It's all one word.

00:26:42.000 So maybe it's Ryan's Ux.

00:26:46.000 Maybe they spelled Uggs wrong and they were talking about your stupid shoes.

00:26:50.000 You think so?

00:26:50.000 Yeah.

00:26:51.000 All right, cool.

00:26:52.000 Well, yeah.

00:26:53.000 I don't have Uggs yet, but I could.

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00:27:03.000 Look at all this stuff.

00:27:04.000 And I guess we'll play a little bit of their theme song.

00:27:14.000 That's a Ryan's Duck theme song.

00:27:16.000 Let's jump.

00:27:23.000 All right.

00:27:28.000 You know how I ended the Harvard lampoon thing?

00:27:31.000 People didn't like me.

00:27:32.000 So at that, the end of the thing, when you're being inducted, it does actually get cool towards the end.

00:27:38.000 It's better than a burrito in a shithole.

00:27:40.000 And I'm sorry, but I think culturally, if it was someone a little more Harvard lampoony, I would have got a cooler reception, like shots when we get there or something.

00:27:50.000 But as I did my speech, I changed from my suit to the exact outfit that John Belushi wore in Animal House, complete with the college sweatshirt.

00:28:01.000 And that changed things.

00:28:04.000 Then I was greeted happily.

00:28:06.000 But Harvard Lampoon is woke, is what I'm trying to say.

00:28:10.000 Go back to that picture you showed of that room.

00:28:13.000 That's where they do that. 0.98

00:28:14.000 So they do these toasts and they say something like, hear ye, hear ye, or point a parliamentary procedure or some sort of thing.

00:28:20.000 And then they diss someone or do a roast or say a joke or something.

00:28:24.000 And that they've been doing for 100 years.

00:28:27.000 So I just ratted them out.

00:28:30.000 Yeah, that's the room where I changed into the John Belushi thing.

00:28:34.000 John Wayne is in it.

00:28:36.000 Hugh Hefner.

00:28:38.000 That's probably before they knew the internet.

00:28:40.000 Well, it's definitely before they knew of the internet existing.

00:28:43.000 So they were like, if you take a picture, that's fine.

00:28:46.000 Just don't show anyone.

00:28:47.000 Yeah.

00:28:47.000 Just put it in a box.

00:28:50.000 Put it in a box and seal it with a leather strap.

00:28:55.000 Even Proud Boys did it, right?

00:28:56.000 Enrique Tario, they had to make sure the head of the thing was black. 0.99

00:28:59.000 Didn't help with the racist allegations, but it's just a strange custom we have now.

00:29:06.000 Look at New York City.

00:29:07.000 Mayor has to be black. 0.72

00:29:09.000 Head of NYPD, FDMY, they're all going that way.

00:29:13.000 It's this weird fake gesture where you put a black person in the window. 0.94

00:29:19.000 It's like saying a Black Lives Matter sign.

00:29:21.000 It means, you know what it means?

00:29:22.000 Don't smash our windows.

00:29:23.000 Now, Black Lives Matter signs are in shop windows to say, don't smash this.

00:29:27.000 And a lot of the time, black people are the head of the organization, or at least the face of the organization, to say metaphorically, don't smash our windows.

00:29:39.000 It's bizarre.

00:29:40.000 Is this her?

00:29:42.000 Seth Rogan Liz Winstead.

00:29:44.000 Oh, no, she's Alexis Wilkinson. 0.95

00:29:46.000 Okay, Harvard President Alexis Wilkinson.

00:29:49.000 Wilkinson.

00:29:50.000 Yeah, that's her. 0.60

00:29:52.000 That time, and I don't really know nothing about it, honestly.

00:29:55.000 I think I knew how it was portrayed in movies and stuff.

00:29:57.000 Ew, look at his little foot moving around.

00:30:00.000 I very quickly got a crash course.

00:30:03.000 I'd rather die than hear this.

00:30:04.000 I wonder if she's funny, though.

00:30:05.000 Okay, let's see your talk.

00:30:07.000 The sort of typical role of women in these movies who might be like the logical one is killing all the fun. 1.00

00:30:12.000 She's actually sort of in on all the action and is crucial to the plot.

00:30:16.000 So the second you drop the needle, she's talking about women being underestimated and society being systemically sexist, and this woman actually is a great role model.

00:30:27.000 Like, shut up with the roles.

00:30:28.000 Just be funny.

00:30:30.000 I think it's cool that, like, you know, black women in movies, they could often have like two hairlines, the fuzzy one.

00:30:35.000 I saw this new network, well, new to me, on my cheatbox last night, Reverie, it's called.

00:30:41.000 And it's all gay all the time. 1.00

00:30:43.000 It's a gay channel, right?

00:30:45.000 So I'm watching it because I'm gay secretly in the closet.

00:30:48.000 And it's drag kings, which is when women dress up as men. 0.99

00:30:53.000 Guess what they're doing?

00:30:56.000 Complaining.

00:30:58.000 They are complaining that drag, when it's men dressing up as women, all they have to do is lip-sync Taylor Swift and everyone claps.

00:31:09.000 But drag kings live in a systemically biased society where they have to pull out props and have, and they do have a lot of props. 0.90

00:31:18.000 It looks kind of funny to watch, actually, with fake arms and then they have 10 costume changes and then they come out as a bodybuilder, but the arms are fake and then their real arms come out of their chest and all this almost like guar level effects.

00:31:30.000 And they wish they didn't have to work that hard, but that's the systemic prejudice that is going on in the gay community and drag.

00:31:37.000 And I'm like, will you people ever stop complaining?

00:31:41.000 You know, they could win the lottery and it would be like the tax on this lottery winning.

00:31:45.000 It's just insane.

00:31:46.000 I mean, government gets upwards of 58%.

00:31:49.000 Yeah.

00:31:54.000 Out in Mumbai, that can't be fun.

00:31:57.000 All right, enough of that political, dangerous, uncomfortable topics.

00:32:02.000 I want to get to my Joe Biden set.

00:32:05.000 We have a lot of My Pet Bidens.

00:32:07.000 I would say this is a My Pet Biden episode.

00:32:10.000 I didn't get to it yesterday.

00:32:12.000 But before we get there, we've got to get the news out because that's what this show does.

00:32:17.000 If you follow this show, if you watch Get Off My Lawn every day, you will not be missing out on anything.

00:32:25.000 For example, something has to be done about this particular scenario.

00:32:31.000 Jump to 1-2.

00:32:37.000 Tell me what's wrong with this picture.

00:32:39.000 Okay.

00:32:39.000 It's coming up.

00:33:00.000 Don't show that.

00:33:01.000 That's enough.

00:33:04.000 You know what we have to do?

00:33:07.000 Load up.

00:33:08.000 We have to put it down.

00:33:12.000 Does that jump medic have any we have to take that dad out into the backyard, shoot him, dig a hole, have a funeral?

00:33:21.000 Yes.

00:33:22.000 The dog could stay.

00:33:23.000 The dog's dying, too.

00:33:25.000 Oh.

00:33:26.000 We're going to bury dad next to the dog, and the dog will have a cute little gravestone.

00:33:31.000 What the fuck kind of father doesn't kill a dog who bites his daughter's face and keeps the dog around, forgives him, and then the other kid is still hitting the dog.

00:33:46.000 What?

00:33:47.000 My friend Sarah, when she was a girl, she's got a little scar here.

00:33:50.000 When she was a girl, dog bit her face.

00:33:52.000 There was no drama.

00:33:54.000 The dad just went, all right, he's Irish.

00:33:56.000 Grabs a dog, goes out in the back, she's crying.

00:33:58.000 She hears a bang.

00:33:59.000 That's the last she saw him.

00:34:02.000 That's been the modus operandi from zero till now.

00:34:06.000 But imagine not even getting rid of the dog that bites your beautiful daughter's face.

00:34:11.000 She's got permanent scars. 1.00

00:34:13.000 The fuck is the matter with people?

00:34:16.000 Go back.

00:34:16.000 I have to see that again.

00:34:18.000 She's got a black eye from the pressure. 0.99

00:34:22.000 Her face is still swollen.

00:34:24.000 She's got three different stop. 0.93

00:34:26.000 She's got three different marks there.

00:34:29.000 The first one appears to have like 12 stitches.

00:34:31.000 The other ones are upwards of 20.

00:34:35.000 And the doggy's still around.

00:34:39.000 What the fuck?

00:34:40.000 After 10 days of reflection, it took them 10 days.

00:34:43.000 You know how long it would take to kill my dog if he ripped my kid's face open?

00:34:48.000 A millisecond.

00:34:50.000 Look at this take.

00:34:51.000 Play stupid games with stupid prizes.

00:34:53.000 Parents, teach your children how to respect.

00:34:55.000 Yeah, that stupid kid.

00:34:57.000 It's not cute to watch a baby hit on dog.

00:35:00.000 It's not cute to watch a toddler hang on a dog.

00:35:03.000 Know what your dog will and won't talk.

00:35:05.000 People respect dogs more than children in modern America.

00:35:09.000 And they think they're children.

00:35:11.000 They call themselves fur moms. 0.68

00:35:13.000 So, yeah, I think the state has to intervene and put that dad down.

00:35:17.000 Also in the news, is there...

00:35:22.000 We talked about this yesterday, but James is out at Project Veritas.

00:35:25.000 It's going to be a mass cleansing, which is good. 1.00

00:35:27.000 It's a purge.

00:35:29.000 He's losing, he's cutting dead weight.

00:35:31.000 He's going to start a new thing.

00:35:32.000 I've got some ideas, by the way, for his new organization.

00:35:37.000 Do you want to hear some of them?

00:35:38.000 Sure.

00:35:40.000 Pernicious Sit.

00:35:42.000 Freddy Krueger's asshole.

00:35:43.000 Puerto Rican eggnog.

00:35:45.000 Full scabies.

00:35:48.000 American Pignose.

00:35:50.000 Hideous dress.

00:35:51.000 Young men in masks.

00:35:53.000 Grape-flavored suppositories.

00:35:55.000 Multiracial morons. 1.00

00:35:58.000 Homicidal shitbag. 0.71

00:36:00.000 Frugal.

00:36:00.000 What the fuck?

00:36:01.000 This is my list of band names.

00:36:03.000 I thought that did sound a little like rocking.

00:36:06.000 Pickled foreskin, breast milk farts, dried-on stains, brown tampons, Nino's diarrhea, pressed ham opportunities, anal hand sanitizer. 0.76

00:36:15.000 Yeah, these are band name ideas.

00:36:16.000 Sorry about that.

00:36:19.000 But I sent you something that's not in the notes.

00:36:23.000 Pesobic put it up.

00:36:24.000 I can't tell if it's a gag or not because I'm retarded.

00:36:27.000 I think I know what you're talking about.

00:36:29.000 I think, yes, it is a gag.

00:36:31.000 But James is already doing jokes about him being fired.

00:36:34.000 It happened two days ago.

00:36:36.000 I have a feeling it's AI.

00:36:39.000 Oh.

00:36:40.000 Hey, it was pretty nice.

00:36:41.000 So, did you hear the news?

00:36:42.000 You got me fired.

00:36:44.000 Well, he resigned.

00:36:45.000 He resigned what people haven't shown.

00:36:47.000 Well, let's just say James crossed certain lines that he shouldn't have.

00:36:54.000 Oh, hi, James.

00:36:55.000 We are aware of some dynamics in your room and then I'm just hoping that you could wear a camera and explode what's going on there in the future.

00:37:01.000 Oh, that's a cool idea.

00:37:03.000 I am not doing that.

00:37:04.000 I'm just wondering what your comment is.

00:37:08.000 I don't have any comments, dude.

00:37:09.000 I'm leaving.

00:37:09.000 How about being brave and doing something?

00:37:11.000 Who drinks wine out of a champagne glass?

00:37:13.000 You know, you know.

00:37:17.000 That's funny.

00:37:18.000 That's great.

00:37:19.000 Yeah, the AI is amazing.

00:37:20.000 We've got a new show on the network.

00:37:22.000 Nick Oaks, who was sentenced to four years in prison for being a proud boy because he was at January 6th.

00:37:29.000 He did nothing but meander in.

00:37:31.000 He was there as a journalist.

00:37:32.000 He did exactly what Elijah Schaefer did.

00:37:34.000 I love Elijah, by the way.

00:37:35.000 Elijah got zero time.

00:37:37.000 Nick got four years.

00:37:38.000 Why?

00:37:38.000 Because he's a member of a white nationalist organization.

00:37:41.000 He's also married to a black woman.

00:37:42.000 He has two black kids.

00:37:45.000 One is unborn.

00:37:48.000 He'll be born in a few months.

00:37:49.000 The other is like two or something.

00:37:52.000 So he will see his new baby when the kid is four, his black child, because he's a member of a Nazi group. 0.91

00:38:00.000 That's American justice.

00:38:01.000 But anyway, he's been sending his letters.

00:38:04.000 And did you finish this yet?

00:38:07.000 Yeah, we have two episodes of the show.

00:38:08.000 I did an intro yesterday as AI, and then his show is AI.

00:38:14.000 It's him reading the letters.

00:38:16.000 Yes.

00:38:16.000 Can you show any of this sneak peek?

00:38:18.000 We'll show a still frame because there's still the end part of your intro that is not finished yet.

00:38:25.000 And you haven't seen this yet.

00:38:26.000 Can you show my intro?

00:38:27.000 Is that done?

00:38:28.000 Yeah, you're part of it?

00:38:29.000 All I did was Ryan took a picture of me, and then I wrote out what I want the intro to be, and then we AI'd it.

00:38:36.000 Nick Oaks was sentenced to four years in prison for meandering into the Capitol on Technology.

00:38:40.000 Oh, so you're going to make my lips move?

00:38:43.000 No.

00:38:44.000 Yes, you are.

00:38:45.000 You are.

00:38:45.000 Domestic terrorists.

00:38:46.000 Oh, I could, but I thought Jesus Lord.

00:38:50.000 How am I going to make your crutch?

00:38:53.000 Well, let's just re-record it then.

00:38:55.000 Deep fake.

00:38:56.000 No, no, that's not how that would work.

00:38:57.000 Because then why would we even have your head and face?

00:39:01.000 I don't know.

00:39:01.000 I thought it'd be easier to put my face on my face.

00:39:04.000 No, it'd be easier to make your face move lips-wise.

00:39:08.000 Okay, well, obviously, I want my lips moving in the intro.

00:39:12.000 I don't care if you use that footage or any picture.

00:39:15.000 And then that should match Nick.

00:39:18.000 And I hope Nick's lips are fucking moving.

00:39:20.000 We didn't even record that yet.

00:39:22.000 Okay.

00:39:23.000 That'll be me with his face swap on.

00:39:25.000 So you've got some stuff to do when I'm in Florida, but I want people not to know that the intro is AI.

00:39:33.000 And we're not going to explain that Nick is AI.

00:39:35.000 I want people just to think we have a camera in a prison.

00:39:39.000 To best make that convincing, I think you should lip-sync it.

00:39:42.000 Because then the deep fake would give away that you are AI.

00:39:45.000 No, no, no.

00:39:47.000 The deep fake is going to be what all deep fakes are, which, by the way, my son, he had an assignment in Spanish, and you have to go around your house and introduce your family.

00:39:58.000 You know what my son did?

00:39:59.000 He took his friends and just deep faked his face on his friend's face and submitted that.

00:40:05.000 And it worked?

00:40:06.000 I don't know, but he should get a good mark.

00:40:08.000 So do you understand this assignment, Ryan?

00:40:10.000 Yeah, you want to get deep faked on your own face.

00:40:14.000 Yes.

00:40:14.000 Talking to that.

00:40:16.000 Yes.

00:40:16.000 I want that AI voice to have my lips moving.

00:40:19.000 Yeah.

00:40:21.000 Don't look like it's a challenge.

00:40:23.000 Teenagers do it for their high school assignments.

00:40:28.000 Why are you acting weird?

00:40:29.000 No, I'm just figuring it out in my head.

00:40:31.000 Figuring it out?

00:40:32.000 Yeah.

00:40:33.000 It's just, it's the same.

00:40:35.000 All right.

00:40:36.000 Well, there's good programs for it, and then there's the ones that Compound Media fans put on, like Regino Bisconti's Dancing on a Face.

00:40:42.000 Yeah, I want it to be as good as possible.

00:40:44.000 Clearly.

00:40:45.000 Yeah, for that, I have to input a bunch of stills in different directions of you doing this, different mouth shapes.

00:40:51.000 Really?

00:40:51.000 Because my son, when he did that assignment, he just used one picture, and there was profiles and all kinds of things.

00:40:56.000 What does it look like, though?

00:40:57.000 I want to see it.

00:40:58.000 Looks pretty good.

00:40:58.000 Your idea of good is probably different than mine, but there's different calibers of good AI.

00:41:03.000 Well, let's do the very goodest.

00:41:05.000 That's why I'm figuring it out, which is something that I understand that your son might not have had to go through because it's a certain level.

00:41:13.000 But this is going to be for an intro for a very important thing.

00:41:16.000 Speaking of not left news, something is going on.

00:41:24.000 We've got a meteor that crashes into South Texas, half ton.

00:41:29.000 We've had six UFOs flying over, some of them IFOs, but they started out as UFOs.

00:41:37.000 Balloons and all kinds of shit.

00:41:39.000 We're spending millions of dollars to shoot down.

00:41:41.000 And then this is all happening at the same time, this month.

00:41:45.000 And then we have these ecological disasters where it's not just Ohio.

00:41:50.000 It's all over the place.

00:41:52.000 Food processing plants blowing up, massive fires.

00:41:56.000 And the most recent one is these hundreds of rail cars.

00:42:00.000 Go to 1.6.

00:42:02.000 Just sitting there, rotting, waiting for something.

00:42:08.000 And local farmers, ranchers in the heart of California, concerned about hundreds of rail cars full of unknown substances brought out to heart of agricultural land and head of aqueduct to San Francisco, unordered by landowners.

00:42:21.000 No one knows what or why they are here.

00:42:24.000 Are these all acts of war?

00:42:26.000 Are we frogs boiling in water right now?

00:42:29.000 Think of the other wars that started.

00:42:31.000 They shot some guy who looks like me with a big mustache.

00:42:34.000 World war.

00:42:36.000 It's on.

00:42:38.000 This, we've been invaded six times by very strange balloons, and then all of our shit is blowing up.

00:42:47.000 And we're still like, let's talk about Nazis. 0.58

00:42:50.000 Pipe bomb found in Pennsylvania train tracks, too.

00:42:54.000 What?

00:42:55.000 Yeah.

00:42:55.000 You didn't see that the other day?

00:42:57.000 Oh, yeah.

00:42:58.000 You know what this could be?

00:42:59.000 This could be domestic terror.

00:43:01.000 This could be Antifa.

00:43:02.000 This could be, what's that ecological thing where they throw soup on stuff?

00:43:06.000 The name of that, it's called like, not Weather Underground, but Extinction Nation or some shit.

00:43:13.000 Maybe it's those dudes.

00:43:16.000 They just put out a movie called How to Blow Up a Pipeline.

00:43:22.000 Either it's China testing us because they're ready to go to war over Taiwan, or it is Antifa slash radical leftists who want to hit the great reset button, or it's globalists, and this is also the Great Reset.

00:43:36.000 Globalists and Antifa are the same thing.

00:43:38.000 Antifa are just the paramilitary wing of globalism.

00:43:44.000 So that's a concern.

00:43:45.000 Do you want to see that broad talking?

00:43:47.000 Yeah.

00:43:49.000 Hey, everybody, this is Dal Arnson with the Alaska Patriot Network.

00:43:53.000 I am visiting California, and I am here with one of the local ranchers.

00:44:00.000 And I was brought out to this field in Stanislaw County, California.

00:44:05.000 And this is the center of like the heartland of the nut industry, the almond industry, the pecan, or not pecans.

00:44:14.000 New York City was the head of the nut industry.

00:44:17.000 Cattle.

00:44:19.000 There's not a lot out here, folks.

00:44:22.000 And yesterday we were at a gathering and we were alerted by another rancher that the railroad company, some company, nobody knows which company this is, has brought in hundreds of these railroad cars.

00:44:39.000 And you can just see the line of them here.

00:44:41.000 Let me see, make sure I'm getting it in the shot.

00:44:44.000 Pull up one of them, see what's in it.

00:44:45.000 This in the shot.

00:44:46.000 Now, on the cars, they say liquid, odorless liquid petroleum gas.

00:44:52.000 Now, they are loaded.

00:44:54.000 They're riding low on their axles.

00:44:56.000 They're double and triple deep on this switchback.

00:45:00.000 And this is important because these ranchers, this is unprecedented in this area.

00:45:06.000 None of them, they're like, what the hell is this?

00:45:08.000 Why are they bringing this into the heart of nowhere?

00:45:14.000 I mean, unless you own land here or you're in the know-how, you don't know that this is here right now.

00:45:21.000 And like I said, this is just the end of this line.

00:45:26.000 I'll make sure I'm getting these cars in here.

00:45:29.000 And it goes On for miles.

00:45:32.000 There's hundreds of these cars filled with an unknown liquid in the middle.

00:45:37.000 Now, what's significant about this is just over, you know, a few miles over is the main water pipeline that goes into San Francisco.

00:45:46.000 This also abuts two important industrial feed this agricultural valley.

00:45:54.000 So we don't quite know what's going on.

00:45:57.000 Jesus Lord, ladies, you got to learn to kill your darlings and get to the point. 1.00

00:46:03.000 So that's a concern.

00:46:05.000 But let's cleanse the palette with a couple other stories before we get to my pet Biden.

00:46:10.000 John Doyle's got a new video out that's very good.

00:46:13.000 Very charming dude.

00:46:15.000 He makes a shit ton of money on YouTube, and he puts out like three videos a year.

00:46:22.000 The truth is, is that I have no idea.

00:46:24.000 Sometimes it seems like the only thing that gets media, well, the only thing that does get media attention is violence.

00:46:29.000 What does it mean?

00:46:30.000 It means you're not educated on a woman's body, so you probably haven't pleased one. 0.99

00:46:34.000 Real?

00:46:34.000 That's true.

00:46:36.000 White men, what is going on? 1.00

00:46:38.000 I personally am not religious, so there is no God that grants me my rights.

00:46:42.000 Put one up on the board for us, boy.

00:46:44.000 It's bueno.

00:46:44.000 Hey, incels, kill yourself.

00:46:47.000 Oh, I'm so sorry if incels don't like me.

00:46:49.000 Oh, my God.

00:46:50.000 Go to hell.

00:46:54.000 What a beautiful day to defend women's rights. 1.00

00:46:58.000 Zoom out so people can see it.

00:47:01.000 It's too long to play here.

00:47:02.000 Angry and clueless feminists. 1.00

00:47:03.000 So it's a great video to watch.

00:47:04.000 He just put it out a few days ago.

00:47:06.000 And it is John Dole trying to have a civil discussion about abortion.

00:47:09.000 He's a very religious Catholic, far-right dude, and he doesn't think you should murder babies.

00:47:16.000 They get up there and they use the same old arguments, ectopic pregnancy, meaning she'll die if they don't abort.

00:47:22.000 That happens like once a year.

00:47:24.000 And most pro-lifers are like, yeah, yeah, okay, get it out of there if she's going to die. 0.99

00:47:30.000 What if I was raped by my dad and I'm going to have the baby?

00:47:33.000 That's happened like twice.

00:47:36.000 Upwards of 95% of abortions are just abortions of convenience.

00:47:39.000 I want to wait a little bit.

00:47:40.000 I'm not quite ready.

00:47:41.000 Blah, blah, blah.

00:47:43.000 And they focus on the women will have abortions anyway and they'll be done in back alleys and they'll all die. 0.99

00:47:50.000 No evidence that this is a major issue.

00:47:52.000 So they focus on these really esoteric cases and they make that 100% of their argument.

00:47:58.000 And then they say it's just Christian men who are against who don't understand a woman's body.

00:48:01.000 No, half of women are pro-life. 0.90

00:48:04.000 The discussion is an ethical discussion about when does life begin.

00:48:08.000 It should be apolitical and it should be devoid of talk of gender.

00:48:13.000 Is this act murder?

00:48:15.000 Anyway, the amazing thing about this video is all these liberals talk about is sex. 0.98

00:48:22.000 They say, there's men screaming at him small dick energy.

00:48:27.000 They call him incels.

00:48:29.000 They talk about his penis all the time.

00:48:31.000 They say you can't get laid. 1.00

00:48:33.000 They say kill yourself all the time.

00:48:35.000 They're there, by the way, because they think that life is sacred and these women need to be protected.

00:48:42.000 It's bizarre.

00:48:43.000 It's like a porn convention.

00:48:44.000 It's like they're trying to insult a porn star.

00:48:47.000 Drop the needle anywhere in there, and I bet they're talking about his penis size.

00:48:51.000 Which, as someone with a large dick, you feel like you have to say to people, ah, I wouldn't go down that alley.

00:48:57.000 You're going to be very disappointed if we start pulling shit out.

00:49:02.000 Oh, this guy.

00:49:04.000 Okay, listen to him.

00:49:05.000 I'm so curious about your buttons.

00:49:07.000 Fuck you.

00:49:09.000 Fuck you, Intel.

00:49:10.000 Fuck you, Incel. 0.98

00:49:12.000 When I said, hey, Intel, he prepped up.

00:49:16.000 If you go just a little bit before that, go before that.

00:49:19.000 He's yelling at him no dick energy, which isn't a thing.

00:49:23.000 Guys, real.

00:49:25.000 You too!

00:49:26.000 Physiogamy is so fucking real.

00:49:28.000 What are you out here doing?

00:49:29.000 I like your buttons.

00:49:31.000 I'm out here saying f you.

00:49:33.000 Why?

00:49:35.000 Because you're like Lauren.

00:49:38.000 Who's Lauren?

00:49:39.000 Lauren Southern, I guess?

00:49:40.000 No.

00:49:41.000 Look her up.

00:49:42.000 What does your hat mean?

00:49:44.000 It means that I support women and you don't. 1.00

00:49:47.000 Okay, let me get 30 seconds of your time on this.

00:49:49.000 Special needs.

00:49:52.000 Why?

00:49:52.000 What's your name?

00:49:54.000 My name is you.

00:49:55.000 Okay, Q, we gotta be friends.

00:49:56.000 I got the wrong part, but that guy was chanting no dick energy.

00:50:00.000 Do you want to suck him off? 0.94

00:50:01.000 That's enough of that video.

00:50:05.000 So weird.

00:50:05.000 I think it's too much porn these kids have.

00:50:08.000 And my final piece of news is along the same lines.

00:50:16.000 Catholic student up in Canada, and again, Ezra Levant.

00:50:19.000 Ezra Levant once described Britain as a dystopian time machine where you can see where Canada is going to be in five years.

00:50:27.000 I say the same thing about Canada.

00:50:29.000 It's a dystopian time machine where you can see where America is going to be in five years.

00:50:33.000 And in five years, apparently, Catholic students will be arrested for not wanting men in women's bathrooms and saying that there are only two genders.

00:50:43.000 That's a crime.

00:50:44.000 He's at a Catholic school.

00:50:46.000 It is the Catholic doctrine.

00:50:49.000 16-year-old Josh Alexander has been suspended from St. Joseph Catholic High School in Ontario, Canada, for protesting against transgender people's use of bathrooms and saying God only created two genders.

00:50:59.000 It's in the fucking Bible.

00:51:02.000 Leadership in the school told him his continued attendance would be detrimental to the physical and mental well-being of transgender students.

00:51:08.000 You can't be transgender and Catholic. 1.00

00:51:11.000 He tried to come back to class and got arrested for trespassing.

00:51:15.000 Catholics cannot be Catholic at Catholic schools. 1.00

00:51:20.000 How did we get here, folks?

00:51:24.000 Which brings us to Beard Vet.

00:51:26.000 Hold on a second.

00:51:27.000 It's gone.

00:51:33.000 Where's the beard vet shit?

00:51:35.000 What?

00:51:36.000 Where's the beard vet stuff?

00:51:37.000 Should be when you walk in right to the left.

00:51:39.000 I can't.

00:51:40.000 I can't.

00:51:40.000 I'm wasting too much time.

00:51:42.000 Hold on.

00:51:46.000 Beardvet.com has a great array of items.

00:51:50.000 Okay, we're looking for them right now so we could show you, but they have coffee.

00:51:54.000 They have apparel.

00:51:55.000 Specialty items.

00:51:56.000 We've been robbed.

00:51:57.000 We've been robbed.

00:51:58.000 It's gone.

00:51:58.000 Beard oils, beard grooming kits.

00:52:00.000 Beard oils.

00:52:00.000 They've got a rub that Maddie's going to be trying out.

00:52:02.000 He'll be promoting that on his show.

00:52:04.000 Maddie's Shitty Little Kitchen, which I highly recommend. 1.00

00:52:06.000 Can you jump in there and see if you can see it?

00:52:08.000 Sure.

00:52:09.000 Beard Vet has, it's War Vets, Vet owned.

00:52:13.000 Fantastic coffee, fantastic beard grooming products.

00:52:18.000 Time is running out to take advantage of Beard Vet's Valentine's sale.

00:52:22.000 Still clinging to Valentine's.

00:52:25.000 Until the end of February, get, wait a minute, it is the end of February, isn't it?

00:52:30.000 No, we've got nine more days.

00:52:32.000 Until the end of February, get two and a half ounce bags of coffee for $19.99.

00:52:36.000 Any variety, House Blend, Gorillanilla, Militia Maple, Range Rum, and Combat Crunch.

00:52:42.000 Whole beans or ground.

00:52:44.000 All on sale.

00:52:45.000 Two bags for $19.99.

00:52:47.000 As always, they have a large variety of other products for sale.

00:52:50.000 T-shirts, beard grooming kits.

00:52:52.000 Where was it?

00:52:53.000 Right when you walk in, to the left.

00:52:57.000 On the other side of the Ottoman? 0.98

00:52:59.000 Oh, you unpack them from the box.

00:53:01.000 Ah.

00:53:01.000 And they have a whole section.

00:53:04.000 We now have a beard vet section in the storage room.

00:53:11.000 As always, they have a large variety of other products for sale.

00:53:16.000 T-shirts, beard grooming kits, beard oils, beard bombs, tumblers, and more.

00:53:20.000 Many of those items are also on sale.

00:53:21.000 They even sell spice rubs, which will feature very soon on Maddie's shitty little kitchen, which I said earlier.

00:53:28.000 What are beard oils?

00:53:29.000 I hear you asking.

00:53:30.000 Well, beard oils are oils that go in your beard.

00:53:33.000 They relieve itching and dry skin under your beard.

00:53:36.000 They hydrate your skin as well as the hair, making both healthier, more resistant, and less likely to succumb to itch, dry skin, and dandruff.

00:53:42.000 And there's nothing worse than beard dandruff on a black shirt.

00:53:47.000 Every man goes through a phase where he goes, why don't I just wear all black all the time, like a black dress shirt with a black blazer?

00:53:53.000 I'm going to become the Johnny Cash guy.

00:53:55.000 And then they try it and they're covered in dandruff and they go, oh, yeah, that's why I don't do that.

00:53:59.000 Well, you can be the Johnny Cash guy with Beard Vet Beard Bomb.

00:54:04.000 You can also follow at Beard Vet Coffee on Twitter this Friday to get your chance to win free coffee, beard oils, and other products.

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00:54:16.000 Enter the promo code Gavin to receive 15% off.

00:54:21.000 What's that?

00:54:22.000 Say that again?

00:54:23.000 Oh, I said at beardvet.com, all orders over $40 have free shipping and enter the promo code Gavin to receive 15% off.

00:54:35.000 I always say, you're buying coffee.

00:54:37.000 Why not buy coffee from someone who is free speech, who is a vet, who is MAGA?

00:54:44.000 It just seems logical to me.

00:54:46.000 The guy who does my glasses, my optometrist, is MAGA.

00:54:49.000 I have to get glasses anyway.

00:54:51.000 Why wouldn't I go with him?

00:54:53.000 My goal is for every single person in my life to be MAGA.

00:54:57.000 My lawyer, my accountant, my barber.

00:55:01.000 Shello, you've got a base.

00:55:04.000 All right, folks.

00:55:05.000 We're going to go behind the paywall soon.

00:55:09.000 But we have finally arrived at the moment where we can focus on the funniest president.

00:55:18.000 We thought Trump was the funniest president.

00:55:20.000 He is as far as laughing with him.

00:55:23.000 But as far as actual laughs volume, and that unfortunately means laughing at, my pet Biden is the winner.

00:55:33.000 Ladies and gentlemen, let us focus on the most retarded leader of the free world the world has ever had. 1.00

00:55:42.000 Biden.

00:55:43.000 I hear my cat depressed.

00:55:47.000 Biden.

00:55:49.000 President.

00:55:51.000 Sleepy.

00:55:52.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:55:54.000 My pet.

00:55:55.000 Biden.

00:55:56.000 Wait, what?

00:55:56.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:55:57.000 Buddle-donkey.

00:56:01.000 Exciting news in the world of comedy.

00:56:04.000 Kyle Dungan is releasing the long-lost episode of Fresh Prince of DC.

00:56:10.000 It's an intensely face-swapped sitcom that premieres today.

00:56:16.000 By the time you're watching this, it should be on his channel.

00:56:19.000 Go back to the beginning for the promo.

00:56:21.000 This is the promo for it.

00:56:23.000 I'm talking, of course, of Malarkey and the people who spread it. 1.00

00:56:26.000 The Malarkey people. 1.00

00:56:28.000 There's a Malarkey here.

00:56:30.000 Can somebody please tell me what Malarkey is?

00:56:32.000 I was born into a Malarkey, but I left it for love. 0.99

00:56:38.000 Holy shit.

00:56:42.000 I think that was made a long time ago.

00:56:45.000 There's some trouble over at the Donegan establishment.

00:56:48.000 Kurt Metzger, aka Kirp, is no longer with him.

00:56:52.000 Wow.

00:56:54.000 That's not a good move.

00:56:55.000 What is this, Project Veritas, all over again?

00:56:57.000 What the fuck?

00:56:58.000 Don't kick him out.

00:57:00.000 Or don't quit.

00:57:01.000 Or however.

00:57:02.000 I can't get the gossip.

00:57:03.000 He won't tell me.

00:57:04.000 But I don't know.

00:57:08.000 Huh.

00:57:09.000 Done again without Kirp.

00:57:10.000 That's going to be the end of Time for a Yo.

00:57:12.000 I didn't really like their male feminist characters.

00:57:14.000 That was too easy.

00:57:16.000 But the Sylvester Stallone show was so good on that.

00:57:20.000 Is he like removed from?

00:57:23.000 He's not on the channel anymore.

00:57:24.000 And you'll notice, by the way, the production goes down to almost nothing.

00:57:29.000 He's been putting up a video every three months or so.

00:57:32.000 Okay, so he exists still in the live section.

00:57:36.000 So it's not like he's been...

00:57:41.000 No, there's this new bald guy, apparently.

00:57:43.000 No, he was always there.

00:57:46.000 So this is the last one with Kirp two months ago.

00:57:48.000 Yeah.

00:57:49.000 That's two months ago he was gone.

00:57:51.000 He's not there anymore.

00:57:54.000 He's not in the live.

00:57:55.000 He's not in anything.

00:57:56.000 Thank you for updating the thing I know about.

00:57:58.000 No, I'm just saying he wasn't erased from the...

00:58:03.000 Or from his site?

00:58:03.000 No, I didn't.

00:58:05.000 Let's take it back.

00:58:06.000 Rewind it, folks.

00:58:07.000 I said he's no longer part of the Dunne thing.

00:58:10.000 I didn't say he's been scrubbed.

00:58:12.000 You can just go watch all the episodes and see how great it was to him.

00:58:15.000 Kurt Metzger, of course, one of the funniest dudes in the world.

00:58:17.000 He's the reason Amy Schumer had a show.

00:58:19.000 They got rid of him, and the show ceased to be.

00:58:22.000 Although, isn't it coming back?

00:58:24.000 Isn't Amy Schumer going to have more straight white males write jokes for her to perform? 1.00

00:58:31.000 Before we get into Biden, we like to look at his staff.

00:58:34.000 His staff can't speak English.

00:58:36.000 Kamala Harris dedicated her entire tenure to coming up with a cool line like, We have nothing to fear but fear itself.

00:58:45.000 She trips on words and repeats them, hoping that it'll become a t-shirt or a slogan, and it never does.

00:58:52.000 And now we don't know what the fuck she's talking about.

00:58:55.000 This has been transcribed.

00:58:57.000 When you present the suggestion that anyone is saying that it is time for a new generation and they're running against the person who is president, and when presented as though it's an attack,

00:59:13.000 I would like to let us all be clear that the attack is misplaced if the point of it is that we need leadership that is strong, because we have a strong leader in Joe Biden.

00:59:28.000 Thank you very much, Madam.

00:59:29.000 Wouldn't it be awesome if that woman said, what the fuck are you talking about? 1.00

00:59:32.000 But when you present the suggestion that anyone is saying, go back, go back.

00:59:37.000 I want to learn this new language that it's time for a new generation, and they're running against the person who was president, and when presented as though it's an attack.

00:59:45.000 So she's talking about the DNC running a younger person, like, say, Gavin Newsome, and that attack is misplaced.

00:59:52.000 Because if you're saying we need strong leadership, and the strong leadership would be Gavin Newsom, you're implying Biden is weak.

01:00:02.000 And Biden's not weak.

01:00:03.000 So don't come at us like that.

01:00:06.000 Crack the code.

01:00:08.000 Dude, I'm Indiana Jones.

01:00:10.000 I just deciphered a bunch of hieroglyphics and then moved the correct stone and got the fucking Aztec jewels.

01:00:20.000 It's funny that he was seen as a, oh, Joe Biden.

01:00:23.000 What?

01:00:24.000 Did you understand what your VP, or what you call the president, actually.

01:00:29.000 Do you understand what the president just said?

01:00:30.000 Vice President, President Trent, cinnamon toast crunch ain't a thing, man.

01:00:36.000 It's just cookie crunch, man.

01:00:39.000 Cookie crunch.

01:00:41.000 Okay.

01:00:43.000 This is one of the few times I've heard Joe Biden actually make sense, 22A.

01:00:49.000 Dude, women are too agreeable for politics. 1.00

01:00:53.000 They just accept.

01:00:55.000 When they're told, when CNN tells women that Trump is racist, they just go, Trump is racist.

01:01:01.000 They're too kind for this gig.

01:01:04.000 Told my mom Joe Biden had an announcement to make.

01:01:08.000 I'm smoking on Bhutanese Shadow Garden grown dark evil pack. 1.00

01:01:12.000 They watered this with the blood of 36 dragons.

01:01:15.000 Shit so purple it should be asking me, where's Ronald?

01:01:18.000 Nigga, this shit will turn your pacemaker off. 1.00

01:01:20.000 Nuclear levels of sour, lung slaughtering, necromancer cush.

01:01:24.000 Shit got diamonds on it, so you know that THC to CBD race is fucking swag, nigga. 1.00

01:01:29.000 A whiff of this shit?

01:01:31.000 Yeah, this that nefarious evil sorcerer, Moongrass, this shit straight out of K-Lid. 0.97

01:01:35.000 This shit is what shot Tupac.

01:01:37.000 Rip my nigga for real dog. 1.00

01:01:43.000 By the way, this is off topic, but women are so agreeable, you can convince them that phones can read their thoughts. 1.00

01:01:49.000 22B, this is a great...

01:01:54.000 Foulter on Tektop that tells you what you think about, right? 0.96

01:01:57.000 Work, usual.

01:02:02.000 Mo! 0.96

01:02:03.000 Wait, me!

01:02:04.000 I never thought!

01:02:05.000 I'm not thinking!

01:02:06.000 I never thought!

01:02:10.000 Say, that's fouler.

01:02:11.000 It tells you what you're thinking.

01:02:12.000 Work, as usual.

01:02:14.000 More! 0.72

01:02:14.000 I didn't think it! 0.72

01:02:20.000 Wait a minute.

01:02:20.000 Have I got more of the Donegan?

01:02:23.000 Go to 22C?

01:02:26.000 I think that's what we just saw.

01:02:29.000 Don't go to Patreon.

01:02:31.000 That was available yesterday.

01:02:33.000 This is Tuesday.

01:02:34.000 It's free on YouTube today.

01:02:36.000 But there's one of them that's longer, I think, out of those two links.

01:02:41.000 Did you go on the Patreon one or the Instagram one?

01:02:43.000 That was Instagram.

01:02:44.000 Okay, go to the Patreon one.

01:02:49.000 No.

01:02:50.000 Poop.

01:02:53.000 Here is Biden and Trump playing a video game on the same vibe.

01:02:57.000 I love hearing these things because I love hearing Biden not be retarded for once. 0.99

01:03:02.000 It's a fantasy.

01:03:03.000 Ah, Dorado, I love this map.

01:03:04.000 Takes me back.

01:03:05.000 Is that you again, Joe, on my fucking team?

01:03:07.000 Great, it's this guy.

01:03:07.000 OGG, we lost.

01:03:08.000 This is my rank-up game, too.

01:03:10.000 We are not even out of spawn doors, and this guy is already complaining about.

01:03:13.000 Someone dodge, please. 0.96

01:03:14.000 You fucking Insta-lock Zen again, and you're going to feed again.

01:03:16.000 How many accounts do I have to keep fucking avoiding?

01:03:18.000 You are not beating the hard-stuck masters allegations, Don.

01:03:21.000 That is so, Cap Joe.

01:03:22.000 You know, I was having a really good day today.

01:03:24.000 Don't care.

01:03:24.000 Went golfing, hit a few holes in one, wanted to solo queue some Overwatch to end the day, and I see fucking fucking Bidenator in my lobby just to ruin my day.

01:03:32.000 Can't wait until Blizzard fixed matchmaking, Jesus fucking Christ.

01:03:37.000 Trump with the greatest Mountain Dew ever created.

01:03:40.000 What is that?

01:03:41.000 The Call of Duty one that came out.

01:03:43.000 I forget which one it was.

01:03:44.000 Does it taste better?

01:03:45.000 It's so good.

01:03:46.000 It was amazing.

01:03:47.000 Maybe I'll drink Mountain Dew.

01:03:49.000 I mean, they no longer make that one, but damn.

01:03:51.000 I see my trainer drinking it all the time.

01:03:54.000 Not Mountain Dew per se, but energy drinks, which is weird.

01:03:58.000 Go to 22e.

01:04:00.000 Okay.

01:04:02.000 This is more.

01:04:02.000 22e.

01:04:05.000 It's more of the same, but it's great.

01:04:11.000 Not right now, Trump.

01:04:12.000 Not right now, bro.

01:04:13.000 I literally don't even know where the fuck you at.

01:04:15.000 Fine, guess I'll do it myself.

01:04:17.000 But I'm not giving you guys any of the diamonds I find.

01:04:20.000 Donald, no need to be rude.

01:04:21.000 I'm trading with some villagers I found using the emeralds we mined earlier.

01:04:25.000 I'll head over when I'm done.

01:04:27.000 Trump, I don't give a single fuck about your diamonds.

01:04:29.000 I already have a full chestplate and a diamond sword.

01:04:31.000 Shut the fuck up, Sleepy Joe.

01:04:33.000 You think I give a fuck?

01:04:34.000 You probably modded that shit into the game anyway.

01:04:37.000 Trump, I've spent way more hours on this server today than you have.

01:04:41.000 Maybe you'd be caught up with the rest of us if you got on earlier when we asked.

01:04:44.000 That's true, Trump homie. 1.00

01:04:46.000 You never check Snap.

01:04:47.000 We sent you a message earlier, but you always leave us on open.

01:04:50.000 Well, maybe if you guys weren't always spamming stupid-ass memes, I'd be able to see when you actually message about something important.

01:04:57.000 Dude, this fucking spider won't die.

01:04:58.000 Just kill him, bro.

01:04:59.000 It's not that hard.

01:05:00.000 What the fuck?

01:05:01.000 There's fucking two of them.

01:05:02.000 Oh my god, I'm cornered.

01:05:03.000 Where the fuck are you guys?

01:05:05.000 Dude, just build a wall.

01:05:06.000 It's what you're good at.

01:05:07.000 Holy fuck, I'm gonna fucking die.

01:05:08.000 Oh shit.

01:05:10.000 Fuck.

01:05:12.000 That's kind of tense.

01:05:15.000 Is that Minecraft?

01:05:16.000 Yes.

01:05:17.000 I didn't know spiders attack you in that game.

01:05:19.000 Oh, I think you get attacked by all sorts of things in there.

01:05:22.000 Oh, boy.

01:05:23.000 You know what I mean?

01:05:26.000 Here he is saying that over half the women on his staff are women, which is actually probably true with all these trannies that he's hiring. 1.00

01:05:32.000 He is the most affirmative action president in history.

01:05:35.000 His judge appointees.

01:05:37.000 He goes solely by race.

01:05:39.000 Starts with black, ends with woman. 0.96

01:05:41.000 White males are the last priority. 1.00

01:05:44.000 Whoever is handling this puppet, the puppeteer is a globalist diversity fascist.

01:05:51.000 More than half the women in my cabinet, more than half the people in my cabinet, more than half the women in my administration are women. 0.97

01:05:59.000 More than half the women in my cabinet. 1.00

01:06:01.000 More than half the women.

01:06:02.000 He looks like a finger.

01:06:04.000 He's a sad finger.

01:06:06.000 Joe finger.

01:06:07.000 He has no lips.

01:06:09.000 The man with no lips in all broads.

01:06:12.000 And remember cringe Jean-Pierre?

01:06:16.000 She is the woman who doesn't know what NATO is and calls Canada Canadia. 0.73

01:06:23.000 She's impressed with Joe, which I kind of get because she's so bad.

01:06:26.000 She's looking up to Joe.

01:06:28.000 Hey, if you're not a hot girl, all right, you got to surround yourself with a bunch of ugly women. 1.00

01:06:32.000 I can't talk a lot of words, man.

01:06:34.000 Not no words, man.

01:06:35.000 I got to talk all week.

01:06:38.000 All right?

01:06:39.000 Listen, Fat, it's an idea.

01:06:41.000 So you got to surround yourself with people who can't talk even better than you, man.

01:06:44.000 I mean, come on, come on.

01:06:46.000 I didn't understand that.

01:06:48.000 Is it the view of the president's communications team that he is equally adept in all settings in terms of communications?

01:06:55.000 Or are there some that play to greater strengths, some where he probably isn't as strong, et cetera?

01:07:01.000 I will tell you this.

01:07:01.000 The president is the best communicator that we have in the White House.

01:07:05.000 Is it the view of the president's communication?

01:07:07.000 It's true, though. 0.82

01:07:08.000 She's right.

01:07:10.000 That doesn't mean he's good at communicating.

01:07:12.000 You know what?

01:07:12.000 I changed my mind.

01:07:13.000 I'm not going behind the paywall.

01:07:14.000 I want the people who don't pay to see or hear the mailbag and the final video and all that stuff.

01:07:20.000 I officially just changed my mind.

01:07:23.000 2-5.

01:07:25.000 Here he is being the greatest communicator in history.

01:07:30.000 The president is the best communicator that we have in the White House.

01:07:33.000 Are you sure?

01:07:35.000 If you try anything to raise the cost of producing drugs, I will veto it.

01:07:39.000 That the drug deal is going down, knowing that she would never be fingered, knowing that she would never be the one told it happened.

01:07:46.000 And so crime began to drop.

01:07:48.000 They had to know who's owned the local liquor store.

01:07:50.000 They had to know and walk in and shake hands with the local minister.

01:07:53.000 They had to know.

01:07:54.000 $1.2 billion.

01:07:56.000 So you go ahead and you stack spaghetti sauce at a store in a supermarket.

01:08:00.000 You control the guy or the woman who brings out the carts on a forklift.

01:08:07.000 What happened?

01:08:09.000 You know how much I'm going to do with the depth of this year?

01:08:11.000 $1,500.

01:08:13.000 No, there's $16 there.

01:08:14.000 I've already gone in for yet and a lot more than you're asked.

01:08:17.000 Another 20 or something.

01:08:18.000 Never underestimate Joe Biden's ability to F things up.

01:08:21.000 That's what Barack Obama said.

01:08:22.000 Go to 2.6 because 25A is mentioned in that.

01:08:27.000 He talks like the way that, like, if there's a hard level on Guitar Hero, that you just kind of fake notes until you get to the part that's easy.

01:08:36.000 You're just like, oh, fuck it.

01:08:38.000 Community.

01:08:39.000 He talks like those videos where someone's coming back from a root canal and she's in the car and she's got that fucking shit in her mouth and she's like, Dad, I gave my boyfriend a blue job.

01:08:51.000 He's like, all right, that's enough, Jennifer.

01:08:54.000 Did you see one of those where she was coming back from the dentist and they convinced her that there's a zombie apocalypse?

01:09:01.000 No.

01:09:02.000 With the local general anesthesia videos when they're coming out of it.

01:09:05.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:09:06.000 This is how Joe Biden talks.

01:09:10.000 God damn.

01:09:13.000 Hey.

01:09:15.000 Oh, God damn it.

01:09:17.000 Like he's, no, he's, he sounds like he's, he's just, I count down from 10 is out administration.

01:09:37.000 This one's just too funny to not watch.

01:09:38.000 I don't know.

01:09:39.000 Oh, no!

01:09:41.000 Shit!

01:09:42.000 *thud* you 0.89

01:09:44.000 It's a robot, man.

01:09:49.000 Go to 2.6?

01:09:52.000 Anything to raise the cost of the business?

01:09:53.000 Oh, there you saw that.

01:09:55.000 I said 2-6.

01:09:58.000 Tuzics. 0.99

01:09:58.000 There he is being dope. 0.99

01:10:03.000 With the biggest fucking booty I've ever seen.

01:10:05.000 Oh, yeah, go to the beginning or you can't.

01:10:08.000 I was on Tinder the other day and saw a chick with the biggest fucking booty I've ever seen. 1.00

01:10:13.000 God damn, that shit was huge.

01:10:16.000 I could barely believe my eyes, man.

01:10:18.000 I had to cool myself off with a chocolate, chocolate chip, ice cream cone from Ben and Jerry's.

01:10:22.000 Shit was actually fire.

01:10:24.000 No pun intended.

01:10:26.000 My buddy Kevin from the Secret Service then brought me to the White House to sign some more shit.

01:10:31.000 It was probably more money for Belensky in Ukraine, but I didn't really give a fuck.

01:10:35.000 Remember to keep it real and vote for me in 2024.

01:10:37.000 Swiping on Tinta.

01:10:38.000 You know what's sad?

01:10:40.000 I bet I know what you're going to say.

01:10:41.000 But go ahead.

01:10:42.000 No, it's more to do with the bigger picture of it all, of the AI thing.

01:10:46.000 Like, kids are already sick of it.

01:10:48.000 Like, they like it, but then why are you so articulate, Joe?

01:10:52.000 Well, like, even this, right?

01:10:54.000 It's amazing.

01:10:55.000 And I'd like to use it for a while now, but a lot of people are just like, yeah, it's alright.

01:11:01.000 It's really amazing.

01:11:02.000 The AI voice stuff.

01:11:03.000 But then there's a lot of jaded Zoomers who are like, yeah, I see it. 1.00

01:11:07.000 Like, the internet can't create stuff fast enough.

01:11:09.000 Well, ChatGPT is a human mind, and people are already over it.

01:11:13.000 Yeah, it's like you can't feed these computer kids.

01:11:16.000 That's not what I was going to say.

01:11:17.000 What I was going to say is the one trouble with AI is it has this sort of monotone thing of, hi, my name is Gavin McInnes.

01:11:24.000 I'm doing a show on censored.tv.

01:11:26.000 It's called Get Off My Lawn.

01:11:28.000 You can watch it every day because Shows go up around 8 o'clock.

01:11:31.000 It's usually about an hour and 20 minutes to two hours an episode Monday through Friday.

01:11:36.000 Then on Saturdays, it's reruns of my old show, TGMS.

01:11:40.000 And you sound like you're not really, you know, your heart's not in it.

01:11:43.000 You're like a robot because you are.

01:11:45.000 That's how Joe Biden normally talks because he's reading a teleprompter and he has no idea what it means, and there's no heart in it.

01:11:52.000 There's no sincerity.

01:11:53.000 So he's actually the best guy to AI.

01:11:55.000 Trump sounds different.

01:11:56.000 You can hear that it's not Trump.

01:11:58.000 But Biden sounds like an everyday, normal robot Biden.

01:12:03.000 Because AI is powered by machines, and Biden is powered by the giant methamphetamines they inject into his butt cheeks.

01:12:14.000 Allegedly.

01:12:16.000 What were you going to say?

01:12:16.000 Allegedly.

01:12:19.000 Here's what I was saying before about his judges being affirmative action and everything he does being affirmative action, not based on merit.

01:12:25.000 He's the anti-merit president.

01:12:27.000 2-7.

01:12:31.000 Of the 97 federal judges confirmed under Biden, five are white men.

01:12:37.000 Like 97.

01:12:38.000 America is 60 to 70% white, depending how you see Hispanics.

01:12:43.000 So it should be like 80 are men, just by demographics.

01:12:48.000 22 are black women.

01:12:50.000 Black women are 7% of the population.

01:12:52.000 So out of 97, it should be like 5.

01:12:56.000 So these numbers should be at least reversed.

01:12:59.000 From LSAT data taken from a typical year when these students attended law school, 29 blacks scored above 170.

01:13:07.000 More than almost 2,000 whites scored above 170.

01:13:13.000 Like the basic math of it is alarming.

01:13:18.000 There they are, Biden.

01:13:19.000 And look at the data there, too, with Obama.

01:13:23.000 Obama only appointed three.

01:13:27.000 Bush did eight.

01:13:28.000 Trump seven.

01:13:29.000 Biden, 18.

01:13:31.000 He's permanently changing the course of American justice.

01:13:35.000 And we saw this with Max and John, the Proud Boys who were doing four years.

01:13:38.000 They had an appeal.

01:13:39.000 It was four judges, three black women, one Asian dude who wasn't paying attention, and actually left the Zoom during the appeal. 1.00

01:13:47.000 He vanished.

01:13:47.000 We never saw him again.

01:13:49.000 And the three black judges got John and Max mixed up, and they didn't hear any of the arguments. 0.68

01:13:57.000 Anyway, it's infuriating that this man is running the free world.

01:14:00.000 Here he is.

01:14:01.000 He loves this joke about saying don't jump when anyone is high up.

01:14:06.000 What's happening over there?

01:14:07.000 Pressing buttons.

01:14:10.000 Here's a montage of him doing this weird don't jump joke.

01:14:16.000 That's my grandson, Bo, up there, and my granddaughter.

01:14:22.000 Don't let him jump.

01:14:23.000 He's used this routine before.

01:14:25.000 Don't jump.

01:14:26.000 We need you.

01:14:27.000 Don't jump, don't jump.

01:14:29.000 Don't jump, don't jump, don't jump.

01:14:34.000 Don't jump.

01:14:37.000 Don't jump.

01:14:38.000 And don't jump.

01:14:42.000 Hey.

01:14:43.000 Hey, man.

01:14:44.000 Don't jump.

01:14:45.000 You look crazy enough to jump.

01:14:47.000 Don't jump.

01:14:48.000 Don't jump.

01:14:51.000 Look.

01:14:52.000 And we're coming.

01:14:54.000 Don't jump.

01:14:55.000 Don't jump.

01:14:58.000 You guys are used to jumping.

01:14:59.000 Don't jump.

01:15:00.000 And don't jump from up there.

01:15:02.000 We need more people when you're called on these scenes and someone's about to jump off a roof.

01:15:06.000 It's not just someone standing there with a weapon.

01:15:10.000 Why does he say that?

01:15:11.000 Because these people are in such agony.

01:15:13.000 They'll probably go off the roof or the balcony.

01:15:16.000 Okay, here's another one.

01:15:18.000 But he keeps repeating that he can't believe he's president.

01:15:21.000 Which says a lot.

01:15:22.000 The other problem with senile people when they have dementia is they lose their filter.

01:15:27.000 And he actually says that he agrees with us.

01:15:30.000 This puppet should not be there.

01:15:33.000 I told Governor Murphy once every time I hear the president of the United States look around and say, where the hell is he?

01:15:39.000 He's coming.

01:15:40.000 Yeah, he just did it again.

01:15:44.000 Well, folks, you know, you don't have to stand every time I hear Hail the Chief wonder, where the hell is he?

01:15:51.000 Took me a long while to think I'm joking.

01:15:53.000 I'm not.

01:15:54.000 I hate that you think I'm joking thing.

01:15:57.000 Not a joke.

01:15:57.000 He did it again.

01:15:59.000 You are a joke.

01:16:01.000 It's not a joke, Mary.

01:16:02.000 Thank you.

01:16:03.000 Every time I hear that, I wonder when he's coming.

01:16:06.000 He did it again.

01:16:08.000 Well, I was 14.

01:16:09.000 If you put, please, at ease.

01:16:14.000 I keep forgetting I'm president.

01:16:18.000 What the hell's the matter with you?

01:16:20.000 Do you want me to be fucking retarded?

01:16:22.000 I support for Joe Biden for president.

01:16:24.000 I'm playing a lot of Benny Johnson.

01:16:26.000 Oh, this one is a doozy.

01:16:30.000 Dude, this guy is gone.

01:16:33.000 When you watch this, I want you to imagine you doing this.

01:16:37.000 Can you imagine a scenario where you would do this?

01:16:44.000 Is that a kid?

01:16:45.000 I never noticed that before.

01:16:46.000 That's a fucking kid.

01:16:48.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:51.000 Dude, I'm sorry.

01:16:54.000 That looks to me like 100% proof he's a pedophile.

01:16:59.000 Can you conceive of rubbing your nose up the spine of a strange child?

01:17:06.000 Even your own children?

01:17:09.000 Look at that.

01:17:10.000 I want to be in you.

01:17:12.000 Oh my God, that is...

01:17:20.000 Am I the only one creeped out of my skin right now?

01:17:23.000 It's terrible.

01:17:25.000 What the fuck, dude?

01:17:28.000 If I was the fucking father and I was there, I would just start choking him.

01:17:36.000 That freaks me the fuck out.

01:17:38.000 All right.

01:17:39.000 Here he is getting a picture of himself, and he's amazed.

01:17:42.000 He's never seen a good drawing before.

01:17:44.000 This is that dude, Devin Rodriguez, who sketches people.

01:17:47.000 He's super corny, but he's good at drawing.

01:17:50.000 Excuse me, Mr. President.

01:17:51.000 I drew you.

01:17:52.000 I drew you.

01:17:54.000 You did.

01:17:55.000 You look like a photograph.

01:17:57.000 Thank you.

01:17:57.000 It's an honor to meet you.

01:17:58.000 God, we love you.

01:17:59.000 Thank you.

01:18:00.000 I love you.

01:18:00.000 We appreciate everything about you.

01:18:02.000 I'll tell you what, man.

01:18:03.000 That actually looks like me.

01:18:05.000 That's the fucking point.

01:18:06.000 Thank you.

01:18:07.000 Yeah, it's called a portrait.

01:18:11.000 It's an honor.

01:18:11.000 You know, I gotta ask you.

01:18:12.000 You drew a picture of Biden wearing 10 years ago.

01:18:14.000 What are you wearing to meet the president, by the way?

01:18:17.000 Little fucking space scrubs? 0.60

01:18:20.000 You draw Joe Biden 10 years ago, man.

01:18:22.000 He's going to look different.

01:18:22.000 You'd be like, I don't fucking recognize that guy.

01:18:24.000 The earlobes are different.

01:18:25.000 I'm a clone.

01:18:27.000 My presidential photograph to hang him.

01:18:30.000 Please choose me.

01:18:30.000 I'd be honest.

01:18:31.000 By the way, I may call you.

01:18:33.000 Yes.

01:18:34.000 I'll text you.

01:18:35.000 Dude.

01:18:37.000 He's exactly like a man in an old folks' home. 1.00

01:18:40.000 In an old folks' home. 0.89

01:18:41.000 You emphasize the old in that.

01:18:43.000 Hey, Liz, like you're giant.

01:18:45.000 God bless.

01:18:45.000 Well, I'll tell you what.

01:18:46.000 Hey, God bless you.

01:18:47.000 Thank you so much.

01:18:49.000 I don't know if that's the same guy.

01:18:51.000 I believe this conspiracy.

01:18:53.000 Okay, well, you're retarded. 0.99

01:18:55.000 People age.

01:18:56.000 He is not a clone.

01:18:58.000 What do you think he is?

01:18:58.000 A robot?

01:18:59.000 Or do you think they have random dudes get plastic surgery? 1.00

01:19:02.000 If they were going to do that, then they'd get a smart guy who can remember the lies and not say things like, I can't believe I'm in prison.

01:19:12.000 What am I even doing here?

01:19:16.000 Okay, I think it's time for the mailbag.

01:19:18.000 Long episode.

01:19:21.000 Yes.

01:19:23.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:19:27.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:19:33.000 Let me touch it.

01:19:38.000 Ryan's impersonation of Gavin.

01:19:40.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:19:40.000 Ryan's president's day.

01:19:42.000 That was yesterday.

01:19:43.000 Was pretty spot on.

01:19:44.000 I had to verify it was Ryan, but couldn't see the gay Barbie doll shoes he wears. 1.00

01:19:48.000 His heir was calling the lucky Ericsson half Scandinavian and half Viking.

01:19:54.000 Leif was Icelandic Norse of Norwegian descent.

01:19:57.000 His father was Eric the Red, Thorvaldsson of Norway.

01:20:03.000 Tell Ryan a person can't be half Viking as it's not an ethnicity.

01:20:07.000 Vikings are seafaring marauders, pirates, conquerors who were called Vikings for going on Vikings' conquests.

01:20:14.000 Similar to the Irish pirates being called Scotty by the Romans, this is believed to be where Northern Britain got the name Scotland from.

01:20:21.000 Diorida and Argyle had been heavily settled by Gaelic people from Ireland.

01:20:25.000 They were also what the Romans called Picti, painted people.

01:20:29.000 Yes, before there were Scots, there was guys with big mustaches covered in tattoos living up there that looked exactly like me. 0.79

01:20:36.000 But I called him half Scandinavian.

01:20:38.000 I said half Icelandic and half, I guess I did say half Viking.

01:20:42.000 But he was Norwegian and Icelandic.

01:20:45.000 Okay.

01:20:46.000 So this gentleman is calling me stupid and using that as a Ryan insult.

01:20:50.000 So he's insulting both of us at the same time, Ryan.

01:20:52.000 Nice, one fell swoop.

01:20:55.000 Here's another one for you and Detective Shitty.

01:20:58.000 What would you lads say the chances of this being a juicy smoolet situation? 0.99

01:21:06.000 Very high.

01:21:08.000 Black woman receives terrifying letters saying she and family will be executed.

01:21:12.000 Dr. Shola Mos Shogbamimu often campaigns about issues surrounding race, women's rights, diversity.

01:21:19.000 You don't say.

01:21:21.000 Weird.

01:21:22.000 I really don't see her often talking about railroad cars and how hundreds of them are sitting in very crucial agricultural land for no reason.

01:21:33.000 So they show her letter here, and let's just apply our bullshit detector on it.

01:21:38.000 Because my personal hunch is more than 90% of the time you hear about these cases, they turn out to be bullshit.

01:21:47.000 So this is National Action London sell.

01:21:52.000 We are watching you.

01:21:54.000 Shola, you are a constant troublemaker and liar who appears on television frequently. 0.53

01:22:00.000 Now, first of all, I don't know if you're familiar with murderers, but they tend not to announce their imminent murder.

01:22:08.000 Tony Soprano doesn't go, all right, let's get a fucking letter written.

01:22:11.000 It's a very difficult situation.

01:22:13.000 We're going to write them a letter.

01:22:15.000 Where's my stationery?

01:22:18.000 My fountain pens had a fucking ink.

01:22:21.000 From the desk of Tony Soprano.

01:22:23.000 You're about to get whacked.

01:22:24.000 So the letter itself is evidence that this isn't a thing.

01:22:29.000 If you were even just trying to scare her, you would just send a letter that said, die, bitch. 1.00

01:22:36.000 This is the letters I get all the time.

01:22:38.000 It has a Nazi symbol crossed out or it calls me a Nazi.

01:22:41.000 It never says, I'm going to die.

01:22:44.000 I did get a text once that said, look out your window, Fashy.

01:22:48.000 That was scary.

01:22:49.000 I thought I was going to have to kill an Antifa guy.

01:22:52.000 The other giveaway here is that it's riddled with compliments.

01:22:56.000 Troublemaker is a compliment, right?

01:22:59.000 It means that you're stirring up the shit.

01:23:01.000 Also, who appears on television frequently?

01:23:06.000 Yeah, no.

01:23:07.000 And then she realizes that's too nice.

01:23:09.000 So she adds, you make a shabby living from criticizing and race grifting against ethnic white Europeans and our culture.

01:23:16.000 We have placed you on our kill list.

01:23:17.000 Pull it back up.

01:23:18.000 And intend to kill you, your children, and your husband. 0.99

01:23:21.000 You've gone too far, and it's now time for you to pay the price.

01:23:24.000 You are a filthy, ugly, ugly, troublemaking nigger. 1.00

01:23:28.000 Again with the troublemaker.

01:23:29.000 You look like a gorilla and probably smell just like one. 0.80

01:23:32.000 What is that thing on your head?

01:23:33.000 It looks like a turd, a big lump of shit.

01:23:35.000 That seems kind of real, actually, that part.

01:23:38.000 You are somebody who should never be allowed to breathe our air and take up space in our country.

01:23:42.000 You're a dreg of the multicultural society. 1.00

01:23:44.000 Filthy, ugly African black monkey, a living Yoruba, I don't know what that is, monkey, who lives in a nice house. 1.00

01:23:50.000 That's another problem here.

01:23:52.000 Who lives in a nice house with a nice big garden.

01:23:55.000 This goes back to appears on television frequently.

01:23:59.000 There's no compliments in death threats.

01:24:02.000 We are watching you.

01:24:03.000 We have followed you around.

01:24:05.000 We know your movements.

01:24:07.000 This in a serious notice from National Action London.

01:24:11.000 We are notifying you of our intention to kill you and your family.

01:24:13.000 You already made that clear.

01:24:15.000 We do not consider this to be murder, blah, blah, blah.

01:24:17.000 You've been followed into this.

01:24:18.000 Like, what an obvious grift.

01:24:21.000 Oh, Yoruba are like a type of tribe. 1.00

01:24:24.000 Oh, so that National Action London, this fascist white nationalist group, is well versed On the various African tribes.

01:24:32.000 How did he know that?

01:24:36.000 How much would you bet, though?

01:24:38.000 That's the real.

01:24:39.000 Let's put our money where our mouth is.

01:24:40.000 Imagine Letter was like, you probably fake letters, you fucking pitch. 0.85

01:24:47.000 Like it calls out what she's doing as she's doing it.

01:24:50.000 What else about me?

01:24:52.000 It's hard to say because we both own different amounts of money.

01:24:56.000 But let's say we are unmarried, no kids.

01:25:00.000 We have $300,000 in the bank, and we are 31 years old.

01:25:05.000 How much would you bet, considering those conditions?

01:25:07.000 And we're employed.

01:25:08.000 How much would we bet of our 300 grand?

01:25:13.000 Since I consider this still gambling, even though I think it's a good bet, I'd only put like maybe 40 grand tops.

01:25:19.000 Tops, tops. 0.87

01:25:20.000 That's a lot of 300 grand.

01:25:22.000 It is a lot.

01:25:25.000 It's so tempting to just make 300 grand and say put all on black.

01:25:30.000 Oh, yeah.

01:25:32.000 I'm going to go with.

01:25:37.000 I think.

01:25:38.000 Oh, you're going to kick yourself, too, if you.

01:25:41.000 I'm going to pull it all on red because I read that bullshit.

01:25:45.000 I'm going to go.

01:25:46.000 I think I'm going to match you basically.

01:25:48.000 I'm going to go with 50 grand.

01:25:52.000 Then you're talking to National Action London.

01:25:54.000 Why the fuck?

01:25:55.000 You lost the money, 50 grand.

01:25:57.000 Why the fuck did you compliment her house?

01:25:59.000 And what's with the lots of television appearances and knowing her tribe?

01:26:03.000 How'd you know her fucking tribe, dude?

01:26:06.000 I just lost 50 grand.

01:26:10.000 White moron, what the fuck, this says?

01:26:13.000 Oh, and it's this old shit.

01:26:15.000 This happens in Brooklyn on a daily basis almost.

01:26:18.000 Black Hebrew Israelites see white liberals and they demand that they kiss their boots. 0.97

01:26:22.000 This goes back to what I was saying earlier about the black monarch.

01:26:25.000 That might be the name of this.

01:26:27.000 This is the Lord's work right here.

01:26:29.000 And this is a good white woman, man. 0.75

01:26:31.000 She's showing her deeds, man, to the Lord, man.

01:26:36.000 That'd be funny if they rubbed LSD on their toes before they did that. 0.97

01:26:41.000 I've seen that multiple times.

01:26:44.000 And these guys openly despise white people, laugh at the Holocaust, and promote a violent black revolution where white people are murdered in their beds dead. 0.56

01:26:59.000 And we literally kiss their feet.

01:27:02.000 Amazing.

01:27:05.000 Nike flagship Northeast Portland.

01:27:08.000 That's the Good Times neighborhood.

01:27:09.000 Community store wants police funded.

01:27:13.000 Nike asked to hire or fund police in order to reopen Portland Community Store.

01:27:18.000 They say that that wouldn't help because the city already has funding from officers.

01:27:21.000 The problem is wait time to get them certified.

01:27:24.000 It's all that damn training.

01:27:26.000 Remember, we had to train them more?

01:27:27.000 Police need better training.

01:27:29.000 Okay, well, that's going to take a bit.

01:27:31.000 Well, we need them now, actually.

01:27:33.000 Ever since firing them, everything's getting robbed.

01:27:39.000 This one's called 51,000 After College.

01:27:41.000 Gavin, you are wrong.

01:27:43.000 College helps with salary.

01:27:44.000 The career landscape is a lot broader than that big brain thinks it is, which is weird since you have so much experience being a college graduate.

01:27:53.000 I can't tell what that sarcasm means.

01:27:54.000 I have been a college graduate since 1991.

01:27:59.000 That's a lot of time.

01:28:01.000 What's that?

01:28:03.000 30 years?

01:28:06.000 He also says, alphas who call themselves alphas are faggots.

01:28:09.000 It's the new I'm such an asshole.

01:28:12.000 A lot of mean letters today, hurting my feelings.

01:28:15.000 They have hurt me today.

01:28:19.000 This one's called, come on, man.

01:28:21.000 And it's a great cartoon by that G-Prime dude.

01:28:25.000 People saying help.

01:28:27.000 They need water.

01:28:28.000 Decrepit Biden ignoring them.

01:28:30.000 And then they put a Ukrainian flag on top and he runs over with money.

01:28:34.000 With the money he's sending to Ukraine, he's talking about Ukrainian politicians' pensions being covered by this money.

01:28:44.000 What the fuck?

01:28:48.000 Okay, we got to wrap it up soon.

01:28:50.000 Gav, you seen this pic going around?

01:28:51.000 The comfort of the first world is made by the enslavement of the third world. 1.00

01:28:55.000 Sad but true.

01:28:56.000 Each Karen owns five slaves. 0.96

01:28:57.000 Uhuru.

01:28:58.000 Yeah, this picture's pretty old.

01:29:02.000 I don't like that it's a white dude getting served by all of these minorities because at first glance you think it's America. 1.00

01:29:10.000 But it is true that the Western world, the Western liberal world, is powered by third world exploitation. 0.99

01:29:18.000 especially cell phones.

01:29:30.000 Hey, Gavin, you ripped off Alice in Chains with that song.

01:29:33.000 He's talking about, for those of you who don't subscribe, I re-recorded my 1987 band Anal Chinook songs.

01:29:42.000 And one of them is called Anal Chinook.

01:29:44.000 I mean, sorry, Acid Rain.

01:29:46.000 And this guy says, Alice Chains, I stole an Alice in Chains song.

01:29:49.000 Unfortunately, 1987 is before 90s Grunge, so this is a tough sell.

01:29:58.000 That's my band.

01:29:59.000 Why you act crazy high?

01:30:09.000 I don't really hear it.

01:30:12.000 God, I fucking hate Allison Chains. 1.00

01:30:15.000 Early Jane's, late Chains, Peppers and Rage.

01:30:18.000 May rule.

01:30:21.000 Okay.

01:30:24.000 Lastly, we'll just end on these museum things.

01:30:27.000 Kind of a fun obsession we've had recently about how museums don't have artifacts anymore and they're just printed out on foam core.

01:30:33.000 There's a really cool museum in Hollywood called Museum of Death.

01:30:35.000 It's not just serial killer artifacts.

01:30:38.000 There's lots of cool stuff in there.

01:30:41.000 They have the cabinet Roz Williams hanged himself on, the actual bunk beds the Heavenscape people died in, Kvorkian's suicide machine, and some of Gigi Allen's clothes.

01:30:50.000 I'm not sure if you're into seeing that stuff because it's pretty morbid, but you may want to check it out when you do your live show out there.

01:30:55.000 They even have a bigger museum in New Orleans, too.

01:30:58.000 There's a cool museum in Las Vegas called Zach Bagan's Haunted Museum that has similar stuff.

01:31:03.000 Yeah.

01:31:03.000 New rule.

01:31:04.000 New rule.

01:31:06.000 You cannot open a museum without cool, authentic artifacts.

01:31:11.000 I don't want to see printouts from the internet.

01:31:15.000 Like, that's a real John Wayne Casey painting.

01:31:18.000 You can see the texture of it.

01:31:23.000 I was thinking about doing that for impressions and stuff, like having a suit that I could just slip on in the front.

01:31:29.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

01:31:31.000 Velcro it.

01:31:33.000 Velcro the collar.

01:31:35.000 We should probably, because we're on the free episode, explain that we have started a new comedy tour.

01:31:40.000 We'll be doing all of Florida.

01:31:41.000 We'll be doing a lot of non-woke cities because we tend to get canceled when we go to too near Dem Run cities.

01:31:50.000 So I want to do Coeur d'Alene.

01:31:52.000 I want to do all of Florida in a van.

01:31:54.000 But the first date we found is in LA.

01:31:57.000 We'll announce the actual location day of.

01:32:00.000 It's about 40 minutes, I'm 20 minutes from downtown.

01:32:04.000 And if you could pull up the poster, last year's tour was the Cognitive Dissidence Tour.

01:32:10.000 This one is called the End Racism Tour that features handicapped people, me and Anthony and Josh and Ryan, and we're trans and gay and feminist.

01:32:24.000 And if you cancel it, you're promoting racism.

01:32:28.000 That's what we're going for.

01:32:31.000 Have you got it handy or no?

01:32:32.000 It's not handy, but I can pull it up.

01:32:34.000 Should be handy.

01:32:38.000 It's the pinned tweet on my getter.

01:32:40.000 Oh, if that makes any sense.

01:32:43.000 Where were you searching?

01:32:46.000 Our text.

01:32:47.000 Okay.

01:32:48.000 It's in there.

01:32:49.000 But if it's pinned, then here we can.

01:32:52.000 The end racism tour.

01:32:54.000 Isn't that beautiful?

01:32:56.000 You want to cancel a handicap person? 1.00

01:32:58.000 Go ahead.

01:32:58.000 I wish you nothing but the best.

01:33:00.000 Alright, let's get to the final vid.

01:33:17.000 I'm on holiday now.

01:33:20.000 Pretty nice.

01:33:21.000 I'm not going to work again for seven days.

01:33:23.000 Tomorrow is Compound Censored, but I won't be there.

01:33:26.000 It's just going to be Ant.

01:33:28.000 And don't worry, we've pre-recorded episodes.

01:33:30.000 This Thursday and Friday, we watch the show You People.

01:33:34.000 Then Monday is War on Kids.

01:33:37.000 Tuesday is Ladies' Day. 0.96

01:33:39.000 And then Wednesday of the following week, I'm back.

01:33:45.000 What would you do if this happened in your house, Ryan?

01:33:47.000 You see a snake coming through the ceiling.

01:33:49.000 This one's kind of old.

01:33:50.000 You've probably seen it before, but...

01:33:52.000 You just poke at it and...

01:33:56.000 Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

01:34:00.000 Boy, the third world really sucks, doesn't it?

01:34:03.000 I don't think I might.

01:34:04.000 I don't dislike snakes that much.

01:34:07.000 Oh, so you just leave it there.

01:34:08.000 Maybe let them stay.

01:34:10.000 I'd like to get them removed.

01:34:11.000 I wouldn't be yelling.

01:34:12.000 I'd be like, come on, man.

01:34:14.000 That's what you do if two giant, whatever those are, boa constrictors, pythons. 0.96

01:34:20.000 They got to be boas.

01:34:21.000 That big, right?

01:34:22.000 I don't know.

01:34:23.000 I don't know shit about snakes.

01:34:24.000 They're evil.

01:34:25.000 I hate their guts.

01:34:29.000 All right, folks.

01:34:30.000 So that's the free episode.

01:34:32.000 The next free episode will be March 3rd.

01:34:38.000 And the next live show will be with the Cops and Robber will be March 2nd.

01:34:47.000 And if you're in Port St. Lucie and you want to see the Mets, let me know.

01:34:51.000 I'll say that's nice.

01:34:53.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:34:56.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:35:17.000 I wanna see you.

01:35:21.000 I really do.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 21, 2023

S4E220 - THE BLACK MONARCHY

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