Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 06, 2023


S4E224 - I HATE YOU


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

147.27272

Word Count

729

Sentence Count

63

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

4


Summary

This week, the lads talk about the mullets taking over the streets of Glasgow, why you shouldn't wear a bucket hat to work, and why you should wear baggy pants instead of skinny jeans. They also discuss whether or not it's a good or bad thing that people wear bucket hats to work.


Transcript

00:00:02.000 The moments are moving on There goes that neighbourhood again The moments are moving on It's alive from New York We meeting I want you to pretend you like to meet our friends But appearing down the yard accommodation You can go buy the other house association The same thing at hand,
00:00:30.000 they finished in It's currently happening to finish in They're staggering on the flats with a pushing the chopper It won't be long now they've taken over coffee Still talking about the wicksmen that don't make the bore yeah But we've already got one,
00:00:46.000 we don't need anymore, yeah Vended shops, 20 fucking coffee spots, over plates, pens and shops, I told the community centre rods The mullets are moving on They are posted in neighbourhood again The mullets are moving on It's a sin The mullets are moving on They oppose that neighbourhood again The mullets are moving on It's
00:01:17.000 a sin It's a sin It's a sin That's DOS The mullets are moving in for Glasgow and they're gentrifying the neighborhood and it's no good Pretty cool song, huh?
00:01:41.000 That was neat He's got another one.
00:01:44.000 I think this is a follow-up to his other hit Laundry or something He's a Glaswegian dude talking about the gentrification of his hometown and doing a great job Wonderful chap.
00:01:54.000 I mentioned him to Nay Chance who had never heard of him.
00:01:58.000 What do you think of that thing I did, by the way, Ryan?
00:02:01.000 What's that?
00:02:03.000 Oh, oh, stop, stop.
00:02:04.000 Let's announce your announcement.
00:02:07.000 Oh, yeah.
00:02:08.000 Oh, my God.
00:02:08.000 I'm sorry.
00:02:09.000 You are wearing a bucket hat to work today.
00:02:11.000 I am.
00:02:12.000 That's correct, Gavin.
00:02:14.000 What?
00:02:15.000 Why are you wearing a fucking bucket hat?
00:02:17.000 First of all, your headphones are scrunching it, but who wears a hat at their desk?
00:02:23.000 I do not know.
00:02:24.000 Who turns up a bucket hat, like the lip of it?
00:02:27.000 What the fuck are you doing?
00:02:28.000 Have you seen that before?
00:02:29.000 You're not even wearing the bucket hat correctly.
00:02:31.000 This is tactical.
00:02:34.000 I don't know what for, but it serves a purpose.
00:02:37.000 I've seen people do it.
00:02:38.000 Why are you wearing a hat at your desk?
00:02:40.000 Because it's part of my whole getup today.
00:02:43.000 My new style, because I'm not skinny anymore, so I can't wear skinny jeans.
00:02:48.000 So I never wear skinny jeans, but okay.
00:02:50.000 I was skinny at a time.
00:02:51.000 No, no.
00:02:52.000 You're too old to wear skinny jeans, but okay.
00:02:55.000 Sure.
00:02:56.000 But my new thing, I got these baggy pants.
00:03:00.000 I got two pairs, and I'm going to try it out for a bit.
00:03:03.000 And I think I'm going to be a baggy pants guy now.
00:03:06.000 And I'm going for old.
00:03:07.000 This is you responding to the question, why are you wearing a hat at your desk?
00:03:11.000 Well, it goes with the pants.
00:03:13.000 Why don't you come out here, switch to camera one, whatever it is, and just show us your stupid fucking pants and try to explain why that justifies wearing a bucket hat at a desk in a studio where you work.
00:03:28.000 As I said.
00:03:29.000 As I said.
00:03:33.000 Walk towards the camera.
00:03:36.000 So this is your look.
00:03:39.000 And you claim the look is retired kung fu expert who fishes.
00:03:47.000 So what's his name?
00:03:49.000 Toyota Magami.
00:03:50.000 The guy from the Karate Kid.
00:03:52.000 Pat Sajak.
00:03:53.000 What's his name?
00:03:54.000 Pat Murito.
00:03:55.000 Pat Murito.
00:03:56.000 You're going for a Pat Murito look.
00:03:58.000 Essentially, yes.
00:03:59.000 But I had an image in my head for like, you know, I'm...
00:04:05.000 I can't hear you.
00:04:06.000 What?
00:04:07.000 Why are you flipping it up?
00:04:08.000 Why are you what?
00:04:10.000 Why are you flipping up the brim of your bucket hat?
00:04:12.000 One second.
00:04:13.000 I can't hear you.
00:04:13.000 You got to flip up the brim.
00:04:16.000 Okay, now I should be all good.
00:04:18.000 Check, check.
00:04:18.000 Yep.
00:04:19.000 Good.
00:04:19.000 I can't tell if you're stupid or just retarded.
00:04:23.000 What's the difference?
00:04:26.000 Stupid can be fixed.
00:04:27.000 Retarded is unfixable.
00:04:28.000 So here's a lesson, folks.
00:04:29.000 When you see someone walking down the street and they look retarded, know that they are.
00:04:35.000 You're looking at a retard.
00:04:36.000 You're looking at a stupid person.
00:04:38.000 Stupid people, they don't just like not read.
00:04:41.000 They get lost.
00:04:43.000 They crash their cars.
00:04:45.000 They wear bucket hats to work.
00:04:47.000 Like the multiple things that stupid people do cannot be underestimated.
00:04:53.000 They'll eat like a steak for breakfast and then feel sick.