Joe Biden is back, and he's got a lot to talk about. He's been in trouble with the law for a long time, and we're here to tell you why he should have been sent to jail. And we also talk about a new segment on the show called Cops and Robbers, in which we get to see what it's like to be a New York City cop in the late 80s and early 90s. And, of course, we talk about Vinnie Parko, the guy who tried to frame a client for sex with a 17-year-old, and got away with it because he thought it was a good idea to do so. And we talk a lot of other stuff, too, but we're not going to spoil any of it for you. Get Off My Lawn is a free show hosted by Gavin McKinnon, and it's a great place to catch up on old times and talk about the past, present, and future of the New York Police Department. Get off my lawn! Get it? Subscribe to our new podcast, Off The Lawn. Subscribe on iTunes and leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe on Podchaser and tell us what you think of our new show. We'll be looking out for you in next week's mailbag! Thanks for listening and Happy New Year! Love ya! -Gavin & Joe xoxo XOXO, EJ & JGavin and Joe. Joe & Joey Gav - Joe and Joe . Joe Biden Joe's new book is out now Vinnie parko's new album is out in the next episode is out? Joe s new book out now? v=1.9.8.3.4.5.1.5? Ryan s new song is out?? ? Can you see it here? . . . and Joe s music is out on Amazon Prime & much more? and much more Ryan's new movie is out soon? Can t wait to see it on Netflix? , and we'll be watching it on the other place too? can't wait to hear it on Amazon on the air can t wait I hope it's better than the movie is better than this? I'm in Australia?
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00:01:17.000But, guys, when you take away words like the n-word, which was, it just had a great trigger sound to it, you can't replace it with people of color.
00:02:07.000We're in the Bronx, but this is the island of Manhattan.
00:02:11.000On Wednesdays and then Thursdays it's Cops and Robber where we have a panel of police and one criminal and we go through various cop videos and I insult female cops, they defend them.
00:02:24.000I insult criminals, criminals give their side of the story and they all seem to get along.
00:02:32.000Last night's show, we had Vinnie Parko, who just got out of jail for framing a guy, sort of, who was using prostitutes, and the guy was attacking his client for sleeping with a 17-year-old.
00:03:06.000One of the best things about it, these suits, is it says your name in them.
00:03:11.000You kind of have to fantasize that when you die, your sons are going to be, you know, not happy, but they'll be honored to wear your old clothes.
00:03:27.000I mean, obviously you want to have kids and be
00:03:30.000Immortal in that sense, but don't live for how you'll be perceived in history live for the moment I started vice if you look at any sort of background advice.
00:03:39.000I'm completely written out of it I was the sort of progenitor of not just vice and hipsters, but that whole early odd scene in New York City Totally excluded Stalin airbrushed out of the photographs like Stalin would I don't give a shit Because I was there at the time and it was fucking fun.
00:03:56.000So don't buy suits from Nita Fashions because your kids will want them one day.
00:04:01.000Wear them, buy them, because you want them today.
00:04:05.000And one of the funnest parts of Nita Fashions, you can contact them, direct message them from their Instagram, or you can find them on their website.
00:06:51.000I saw him on Kill Tony and I thought it was funny how women constantly complain that people don't laugh at their jokes because they see them as... We just can't handle a powerful woman like Roseanne Barr who's been doing comedy for 43 years, I believe.
00:10:35.000So the way he's doing it on his phone, I'm sure he's got his reasons why, but it looks like it's in a text format and he's highlighting it and pressing speak.
00:10:43.000But now, if you were to record those ahead of time, then you could just shuffle through, know what the title is, and then just kind of press play on them, you know?
00:10:52.000Like a soundboard, instead of a text format.
00:10:54.000Because it takes them a long time and it kills... You're battling that deadline.
00:12:36.000Anything that I play on my phone, I can screen record it.
00:12:39.000Right, but how does he make his voice heard?
00:12:41.000No, no, he does the same thing he's doing, but instead of pressing the speak button over and over again and highlighting texts, Then you just push the button of the recording.
00:16:21.000He dared to say that he doesn't think the Confederate flag is racist.
00:16:26.000Symbol of rebellion, you know like Billy Idol had on his guitar and the Dukes of Hazzard had on their roof It means I'm a rebel and I'm not listening to what the northerners that the authorities have to say
00:16:38.000There's a very strong argument for that.
00:16:40.000It's something I believe, but it's at the very least controversial.
00:16:45.000Well, these three Antifa people who are all criminal miscreants just got him fired.
00:16:51.000So the woman on the bottom is an absolute mental patient who keeps suing people.
00:16:57.000She tried to sue Andy Ngo for retweeting her.
00:17:00.000The guy in the bottom left is a pedophile!
00:17:03.000He's been caught with child porn, and then the guy in the top left is a cripple who we just saw do stand-up comedy, and he seems to want everyone else to be crippled.
00:17:14.000The attitude with a lot of these people, and it's true of Jason Charter, the guy that attacked me at CPAC, a lot of these crippled Antifa guys are just like,
00:17:35.000And I want the world to be as shitty as my brain is.
00:17:37.000And then the pedophile is like, I want being a freak to be normal, so I can fuck kids, and it won't be unusual.
00:17:44.000And then the cripple, of course, is like, well, if I can't have a happy life and walk around like you, Mr. Security Guard, then I want everyone else to be handicapped in some way.
00:17:55.000So if you scroll down, there's White Rose of Willamette.
00:18:01.000That's the chick I just showed you in the middle.
00:20:35.000They represent more than half the country but this pedophile is telling you who can do security at your store and He's telling you that black people are white supremacists and you are accepting that Zoom out
00:21:46.000That's why they constantly get away with no charges.
00:21:50.000That's why, by the way, in 1-8, you see that John Sullivan, who was there, stormed the Capitol, claimed he was there as a journalist, he disguised himself as a Proud Boy, and CNN bought his footage for something like $25,000.
00:22:08.000Then, CNN was in trouble because they were hiring Antifa to go storm the Capitol dressed as MAGA dudes.
00:23:06.000How long has Joe Biggs been in solitary confinement, rotting in jail with Ethan Nordean and Zach Reale, totally abandoned, no bail possible?
00:23:14.000They've been sitting rotting while you've been going, oh, maybe it wasn't an insurrection.
00:24:09.000Am I the only guy that thinks of intense blowjobs when a woman owes us a full-throated apology?
00:24:14.000Is she aware of that or am I just a very horny dude?
00:24:17.000I believed a farrago of lies and as a result of these lies and my credulity and the credulity of people similarly situated to me, many conservatives' reputations are being tarnished on false bases.
00:24:30.000The proximate cause of this letter of apology is the airing two nights ago of excerpts from tens of thousands of hours of security camera footage from the United States Capitol.
00:24:36.000Taken on January 6th, the footage was released by Kevin McCarthy to Tucker Carlson.
00:24:40.000While fact checkers stated it is misinformation to claim that Congresswoman Nancy Pelosi was in charge of Capitol Police that day, the fact is that the USCP is under the oversight of Congress, according to the United States Capitol Police.
00:24:53.000So thank you, Naomi, for apologizing to us.
00:25:00.000And speaking of being patsies for a random Antifa complaint and altering someone's future because an Antifa pedophile is in a bad mood, the Feds themselves, 1-6, have done a terrible fucking job of
00:25:17.000their own domestic terrorism so we know that the feds do things like get online and say to dummies we should kidnap the governor and two or three of them will catch on so you have what eight people arrested or eight people involved in a plan to kidnap the governor when five of them were feds and three of them were us and that means the feds are out to frame us to trick us to get us thrown in prison which to me is
00:25:44.000So how is the FBI not a terrorist organization?
00:25:47.000And apparently they were involved with Proud Boys on January 6th, jinning them up and getting them going.
00:25:54.000And these retards didn't cover their tracks.
00:25:59.000So now we have after FBI agent caught lying on the stand and concealing evidence from defense attorneys.
00:26:07.000Motion filed this morning from Nick Smith, attorney representing Ethan Nordin.
00:26:12.000And Julie Kelly's fantastic, by the way.
00:26:15.000She goes on to explain that these agents hid messages going back and forth to Proud Boys, where God knows how involved they were with this shit.
00:26:27.000And they haven't covered their tracks.
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00:31:24.000How about some, this new movie Ghosted that came out.
00:31:28.000So, super hot chick, she's Cuban, actually Spanish, but her father was such a moron that he, and a socialist, that he moved from lovely Spain, probably Bartholona, to Cuba.
00:31:51.000In Cuba now, this is a recent law, if you want to have an art show, you have to ask the government permission and they look at your art and decide whether you're allowed to have an art show.
00:33:01.000And I've heard tale that he's such a left-wing cuck that even the leftists in Hollywood, the chicks, can't stand him because getting rammed by a tiny penis who's crying because he's a male feminist doesn't turn on any chicks.
00:33:18.000So I'm spending a long time to describe the personal lives of these two actors to say that this movie is even more ridiculous than it initially appears.
00:33:29.000I was just wondering if you wanted to, um, you know, go out sometime.
00:36:19.000I want to sit with Nick DiPaolo and make... I want to strap him into a chair like the one Chris Evans was just strapped into and make him watch this movie.
00:36:27.000Hold his eyelids open, Clockwork Orange style.
00:38:28.000You don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.
00:38:34.000So, we're in a bit of a pickle here, as a society.
00:38:38.000And, uh, men... When I was young, men would go out and try to get laid.
00:38:44.000They would eventually find someone they really liked fucking, and they got along with, and then they would marry her, and they would make babies.
00:38:50.000I shit on the baby boomers all the time.
00:39:20.000We were sort of traumatized by divorce.
00:39:24.000So when I look up my old high school buddies on Facebook, when I use someone else's Facebook, because I'm banned, I see about 50% of them having kids.
00:39:32.000I see none of them with six kids, but they usually have two and 50% of them have none, male and female.
00:39:41.000And I think they were hurt by divorce.
00:40:04.000So they live in a state of perpetual adolescence.
00:40:07.000And what the men do is they play video games.
00:40:10.000They try to fuck some chicks, but the chicks started talking about rape and saying that they're doing it wrong.
00:40:17.000And eventually, after people like Mattress Girl, destroying a man because he put it in the poop chute by accident, and she carried her on a mattress for several years, it was on the front page of New York Magazine,
00:40:29.000A lot of guys either killed themselves or said, I'm just going to become an incel.
00:40:34.000I'm just going to masturbate to porn and avoid women entirely.
00:41:15.000Like our buddy Elle, what's her name, has a whole stand-up bit about that where she talks to the audience about who stopped taking birth control.
00:41:23.000No, it wasn't Elle, it was that religious chick, I forget her name.
00:41:26.000But they all start hooting and hollering in the audience talking about after they stopped taking birth control, they dumped their boyfriend because they weren't attracted to him.
00:41:32.000So anyway, that's what guys have to face.
00:41:35.000And then women have this like, where'd all the guys go?
00:41:38.000I can't tell you how many like old, I don't have a lot of female friends, but occasionally we'll get to talking like a barmaid or something and they're like, why didn't that guy hit on me?
00:42:01.000Anyway, I want to green screen this video of a woman basically saying what I just said, and because women are agreeable and the glass is always half full with them, they managed to take this apocalyptic end of civilization and say, things are going great!
00:43:29.000So, mom should be there to make you feel better about the fact that you shit your pants.
00:43:33.000And dad should be there to say, don't shit your pants.
00:43:37.000And then as you grow up as an adult, you like, you feel a fart and you're like, uh oh, that made it to the undies.
00:43:43.000And you run to the bathroom and then you're like, Gavin, get your shit together, you fucking loser.
00:43:49.000But also, don't beat yourself up too much.
00:43:53.000It's called a well-rounded individual.
00:43:55.000Anyway, this woman probably had two parents, because she seems very well-rounded, but a little too well-rounded, because she's turning the end of the world into a good thing.
00:44:04.000There's never been a better time to be a single, straight woman.
00:44:07.000Well, it depends what age, my dear, especially in New York City.
00:44:10.000In New York City, if you're 30-year-old, and no 29-year-olds want to get married, because they're too young.
00:44:18.000In other words, this city is an elephant's graveyard for ovaries.
00:44:35.000If you don't know me, my name is Simone.
00:44:36.000I'm a professional matchmaker with almost six years of experience.
00:44:39.000See, six years for a young single woman is a fucking lifetime.
00:44:45.00026 is very young, and if you get married at that age, you're probably gonna have five beautiful kids, and you'll die a very happy old lady.
00:45:02.000Boots on the ground on how single people are thinking, how they're feeling, and how they're dating.
00:45:06.000I also work almost exclusively with men, so I have real insight into how modern men are thinking about dating and approaching dating dynamics.
00:46:55.000More than one in ten Millennials would consider becoming a sugar baby when desperate for some quick cash and men are like, oh so maybe they're just mistresses of old rich guys.
00:47:16.000This is a screenshot from an article in August that really made waves about how there are increasing numbers of men that are single and unhappily so, meaning that they are desirous of looking for long-term relationships and struggling to do so.
00:47:27.000So this is her saying, there's lots of lonely men out there is awesome.
00:47:32.000Cause you'll have your pick of the tribe.
00:47:39.000So there's a massive wave of men committing suicide in this country, especially white men for some reason, probably because they're told they suck from kindergarten on.
00:47:45.000My youngest boy is doing a school project for Women's History Month.
00:47:49.000I didn't know it was a month, I thought it was a day.
00:48:09.000And he's got that chick who was the first black girl to go to school.
00:48:16.000She became a civil rights activist, but it was all the people that got her into school and defended her that are the real heroes in that story.
00:48:24.000I guess she became a civil rights activist after.
00:48:37.000But, um, this woman thinks that men being lonely and suicidal is awesome.
00:48:44.000Lonely men is good because you can, you have more men to choose from because they want you so bad.
00:48:49.000And then the fact that they're so depressed, they have to go to a doctor to prevent suicide is good because men who go to therapy are better?
00:49:10.000By the way, Howard Stern goes every day and he's gone from a nervous Nelly in the eighties who had trouble talking to people to a man who has not left his home in three years.
00:49:22.000So it looks to me like therapy makes things a whole lot worse.
00:49:30.000and intuitive partners, men that are more communicative and have more emotional regulation tools.
00:49:35.000That's why they're in therapy, because they don't have those tools, because you took them away.
00:49:41.000Trying to improve their mental health and emotional quotient.
00:50:20.000And we did that because, unfortunately, capitalism said, we can dilute our brand a bit here and make a lot of money by making college degrees fucking useless garbage.
00:52:19.000So ladies, and here's another thing too, you're freezing your eggs.
00:52:23.000Your maternal instinct is still there.
00:52:26.000This is all based on the assumption that there's no yearning for babies.
00:52:31.000And I'm telling you, I've said this 1,000 times, almost every female parent I know, especially ones that I sort of grew up with, we'll look at each other while our kids are running around the house and we'll go, what the fuck were we waiting for?
00:53:28.000That's the only good thing about this pathetic existence that young people have today and their total inability to hook up is you get people like her who can try to help them.
00:53:43.000allows them to take their time to seriously vet whether or not they want to have a family with a potential partner without running out of time.
00:53:52.000Biological clock is a bad thing, according to this woman.
00:54:13.000So yeah, these are just a few happy trends that I'm noticing that I think are really exciting.
00:54:17.000So if you're ingesting a lot of negative content that feels disheartening about the dating scene right now, I just want to offer some important counterpoints.
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01:01:22.000Uh, finally the ad guy wants me to read this.
01:04:14.000Here is a lady who could not take it anymore.
01:04:18.000No, here is a lady who just spontaneously has decided to shit on white people at her school and make everyone feel uncomfortable because she's black, very black, and everyone else sucks.
01:04:39.000If y'all didn't know, this is the MSC, and frankly, there's just too many white people in here, and this is a space for people of color.
01:04:46.000So just be really cognizant of the space that you're taking up, because it does make some of us POCs uncomfortable when we see too many white people in here.
01:04:54.000It's only been open for four days, and frankly, there's the whole university for a lot of y'all to be at, and there's very few spaces for us.
01:05:08.000She proceeds to sit on her ass and do nothing.
01:05:11.000Now wouldn't it be funny if they really push that?
01:05:14.000So this is self-segregation of course.
01:05:16.000I don't understand why you need this space.
01:05:18.000The implication is that when black people, Indians, gays, whatever, I don't know if gays are of color these days, they're definitely rainbow inclined, that when they walk through campus people are like, well, well, well, looky here.
01:05:34.000Some negro thinks she's gonna read a book, boys!
01:08:43.000You know that that that rare car insurance I tried to get it for the Jag you have to only drive it like ten times a year Like the Jay Leno insurance or something.
01:08:53.000Yeah Anyway, so they make it that their space and then there's a so whites go Okay, we're gonna have a whites only space and then within five years.
01:09:01.000It's like South Africa and the blacks only space is fucking destroyed.
01:09:59.000And the Jared Holt's of the world, the Christopher Mattias, the fucking, uh,
01:10:04.000Will Summers, these hate watch clowns, they've devoted their lives to combing through the behavior of the white right and trying to find examples of them being prejudiced, bigoted.
01:10:15.000Now, no one told them that this group is the least racist group in the world.
01:10:33.000So when someone is based on meritocracy, when they're sort of a libertarian conservative who wants good borders, you're not going to find a ton of racism.
01:10:41.000But because, I don't know, secular Jews told them that this has to be done to prevent World War Three, they think they're preventing the Fourth Reich and a new wave of Nazis.
01:10:53.000Now, if you want to find racism, you should look everywhere but white males.
01:10:59.000White male conservatives are the least racist people in the world.
01:11:02.000You want to find racism, check in with Asians, check in with blacks.
01:13:46.000So I think that and then I forget who it was it was maybe it was Jacob Wall who goes it's possible that some of these cripples like they're in pain so much it becomes part of their vocabulary and they want to be beat up like they want more abuse it becomes like part of their vocabulary.
01:14:36.000That's when he was attacking me saying I was doing cocaine on the podium when the previous night at Alex Jones' thing I was pretending to do cocaine on the podium.
01:16:59.000So you look at what these people are doing and you go, wait a minute, you're working for some big fake globalist think tank that has all of these globalist companies pouring millions into it and your job is to fuck with people like me.
01:17:15.000So your assumption, and I think a lot of them truly believe this, is that they're saving the world by getting rid of Nazis, but they're the Nazis.
01:17:22.000They're the ones working with globalists and
01:17:25.000They are the ones who want to destroy the world.
01:17:28.000So you think you're saving the world, but you're on the side of the globalists.
01:18:02.000So he goes, I guess Jared Holt isn't at the Atlantic Council, he hasn't been there for a few months, now he's with ISD Global.
01:18:08.000It's all the same shit, these dumb think tanks.
01:18:11.000And let's look at who funds ISD Global.
01:18:14.000We've got the Ministry of Justice and Security in the Netherlands, right by the EU, New Zealand Department of Internal Affairs, we've got all these EU globalists, Australia, Sweden.
01:20:08.000And finally, before we get to the mailbag, here is a random British comedian who was in that movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
01:20:17.000A random funny hippie dude who moved to LA, a bit of a starling as far as his survival abilities here in America, doing way better journalism than all of these ghost chasers combined.
01:23:52.000I think people have figured out when I do the letters page because from when I send you the show notes to when I go to check the mail, there's a hundred letters.
01:27:11.000Oh, here's a funny video someone sent in, a woman sent in, Faye sent in, about a gay man coming to terms with the fact that he fucked too much.