Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 14, 2023


S4E228 - FREE RICKY VAUGHN


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

168.3612

Word Count

839

Sentence Count

100

Misogynist Sentences

5

Hate Speech Sentences

2


Summary

Devin McGinnis is back and better than ever, and he's here to tell us all about it. He talks about a new song he's been listening to a lot, and the weirdest thing he's found in the toilet.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's End Off Hai One with Devin McGinnis.
00:00:20.000 He can probably be a port of rekindle.
00:00:26.000 I just want to bang my head and bang my fingers.
00:00:35.000 Where's my notes?
00:00:36.000 Oh my gosh.
00:00:41.000 That was a song dedicated to you, Ryan.
00:00:45.000 What?
00:00:45.000 Did you know that?
00:00:47.000 Yeah.
00:00:48.000 Really?
00:00:48.000 It was from the bassist of Elephant and the Baby Snakes or some shit.
00:00:53.000 That sucked.
00:00:54.000 What a fucking waste of time.
00:00:55.000 What?
00:00:56.000 You didn't understand it.
00:00:57.000 No, I did.
00:00:57.000 That was cool.
00:00:58.000 Let's do it again.
00:00:59.000 I wanted to be a meaningful.
00:00:59.000 Can you hear the lyrics?
00:01:00.000 It's like defending your hair or something.
00:01:03.000 Ooh.
00:01:04.000 Well, in that case, I might have to kick it forward like old times.
00:01:07.000 Yeah.
00:01:08.000 It's something about like me telling you what to do and how you don't want to be told what to do.
00:01:13.000 Let me see here.
00:01:15.000 I don't mind being told what to do.
00:01:17.000 You don't mind.
00:01:18.000 You like being told what to do?
00:01:19.000 Don't tell me what to do.
00:01:20.000 I'm so out of breath just from that little tiny run.
00:01:22.000 Oh my gosh.
00:01:23.000 You know what we did today at the gym?
00:01:25.000 What?
00:01:26.000 Explosive push-ups.
00:01:28.000 Exploding push-ups?
00:01:30.000 You ever done those?
00:01:32.000 I think so.
00:01:33.000 You do a push-up.
00:01:36.000 Oh.
00:01:36.000 When you push up, you're in a squat.
00:01:39.000 The fuck?
00:01:40.000 I guess not.
00:01:41.000 I said to the trainer, I'm like, you know I'm not black, right?
00:01:45.000 What did he say?
00:01:46.000 But thanks to our purple workout, I pulled it off.
00:01:49.000 Nice.
00:01:49.000 So you go down, and then as you come up, you spring up, and the next thing you know, you're standing like this.
00:01:55.000 Not standing, squatting.
00:01:57.000 And that's almost like a burpee push.
00:02:01.000 It's like under the burpee, yeah.
00:02:03.000 But it sucks.
00:02:05.000 Sounds like I would shitty my pantsy.
00:02:07.000 Oh, that's funny you say that, because I said to him, I go, I think I might have diarrhea.
00:02:11.000 You know, I had a pizza last night, and it had lots of spices on it, and lettuce, and it's not lettuce, but basil and stuff like that.
00:02:18.000 And then I saw it in the toilet two hours later.
00:02:22.000 I was saying to my son, that's an incredible vocabulary, isn't it?
00:02:25.000 He goes, I don't know.
00:02:27.000 He just goes up and down the hallway on those little, you know, two-wheeled skateboards.
00:02:32.000 You go like that on?
00:02:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:02:34.000 So he's just like, and he goes, I don't think so.
00:02:36.000 I don't know.
00:02:36.000 I go, it's pretty amazing.
00:02:38.000 No, it's not.
00:02:39.000 Again, it is all those entrails, large intestines, small intestines, and then it comes out in two hours.
00:02:44.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:45.000 That seems fast to me.
00:02:47.000 I thought it was like 14 hours to digest.
00:02:49.000 Recently, it stopped happening, but I would eat and then have to shit right afterwards.
00:02:55.000 And I'm like, there's no way that's that food.
00:02:57.000 So maybe it's pushing out the old food.
00:02:59.000 Yeah, you're blurry, by the way, Ryan.
00:03:02.000 Again.
00:03:02.000 Does he mention that in the song?
00:03:05.000 Yeah, that is weird, though.
00:03:07.000 Because it's not like your intestines are all full to the brim.
00:03:12.000 Right.
00:03:12.000 So when you eat something, that starts a chain reaction.
00:03:16.000 My theory is that it gets the gut going and it knows that, oh yeah, I got to start with that.
00:03:20.000 Yeah, that makes more sense.
00:03:21.000 It gets everything moving.
00:03:24.000 So that's the Pooh report.
00:03:25.000 So what's the lyrics here?
00:03:27.000 You know what I saw last night?
00:03:28.000 I'm not even done, dude.
00:03:30.000 I was up till 2 a.m. last night.
00:03:32.000 My daughter's back from college and she's just traipsing around.
00:03:36.000 Boom, boom, boom.
00:03:38.000 And I'm just like, what are you doing?
00:03:41.000 It's like 11 o'clock.
00:03:42.000 She goes, chores.
00:03:44.000 I go, no, you're not.
00:03:45.000 And everyone else is sleeping in this house.
00:03:49.000 Like, don't do chores.
00:03:50.000 After 11, it doesn't necessarily have to be lights out.
00:03:54.000 And plus, I bring her to the gym now when she's in town.
00:03:57.000 So, like, we got to get up early, babe.
00:04:01.000 But even at 1.30, I saw.
00:04:05.000 And then I'm in bed nude at that point.
00:04:07.000 So I got to like get on a robe.
00:04:09.000 I'm like, what the hell's going on?
00:04:12.000 I remember seeing my dad in a robe and thinking, I'm never going to be that guy.
00:04:16.000 Ta-da!
00:04:17.000 I want a robe now.
00:04:18.000 Welcome aboard.
00:04:19.000 We have a neighbor that has kind of said that maybe some stomping is a little bit too much because our baby walks like a baby.
00:04:30.000 Our neighbor is saying...
00:04:32.000 The neighbor's an asshole who bitches about the noise.
00:04:35.000 Yeah, but she's running around the house, and I know that that's...
00:04:40.000 But she stomps like, she really does flat-footedly stomp.
00:04:44.000 Yeah.
00:04:44.000 So I'm like, there's nothing I could do.
00:04:46.000 And he doesn't blame us.
00:04:48.000 He's like, nah, it's not you.
00:04:50.000 It's the neighbor up there.
00:04:52.000 We're right above you, so you're pointing to diagonal neighbor?
00:04:55.000 I don't think so.
00:04:56.000 No.
00:04:56.000 So I went down and confirmed the ski boots and be diagonal neighbor.