Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 20, 2023


S4E230 - JERKS BUILT THIS COUNTRY


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

129.15254

Word Count

635

Sentence Count

87

Misogynist Sentences

1


Summary

It's St. Patrick's Day and Gavin's Day off, and he's still recovering from a weekend of drinking. He talks about the craziness that was St. Patty's Day in NYC, and why he doesn't drink on the beach.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:51.000 Gotta wait for it to do something.
00:01:03.000 That's some moody music from Wisconsin.
00:01:06.000 A guy named Kevin DeBru.
00:01:09.000 And the band is Pink Reason.
00:01:12.000 If you're looking for a reason, there it is for you.
00:01:16.000 Welcome back to the show.
00:01:17.000 I hope you had a nice weekend.
00:01:18.000 I'm still recovering from a lot of partying.
00:01:22.000 St. Patrick's Day really spreads out.
00:01:24.000 There's the parade on Thursday.
00:01:28.000 No, Friday.
00:01:29.000 Yeah.
00:01:30.000 And then Saturday, Yonkers comes alive on McLaren Avenue.
00:01:35.000 McLean.
00:01:36.000 McLaren.
00:01:36.000 McLean.
00:01:37.000 Oh, yeah.
00:01:38.000 And that was brutal.
00:01:40.000 I knew it was time to go home when I go.
00:01:43.000 I come out of the bathroom.
00:01:44.000 I said to the guys I was with, guys, guys, we got to fucking wrap this up.
00:01:49.000 It's 8 a.m.
00:01:51.000 And they go, it's 8 p.m., moron.
00:01:54.000 Thank God I didn't drive.
00:01:56.000 But, and then I got a hold of some Adderall, which cures your hangover, but then you got to drink like crazy to get to bed at night.
00:02:05.000 You sure do.
00:02:07.000 So now I've got weird twitches and stuff.
00:02:11.000 My wife's out of town, so the kids, my son, my 14-year-old growing boy, had three Nutella sandwiches last night for dinner and a bag of crackers.
00:02:23.000 And then I got McDonald's for the other kid.
00:02:25.000 I dropped him off late at school today.
00:02:28.000 Like, you know, when you pull in and there's no other parents there, and you go, I'm a loser.
00:02:34.000 I don't understand time.
00:02:36.000 And I had to take him in through the front door.
00:02:40.000 Pathetic.
00:02:42.000 Pathetic.
00:02:44.000 And then for his breakfast, I just gave him a chocolate milk from the fridge.
00:02:49.000 He goes, when's mom coming back?
00:02:50.000 I go, this afternoon.
00:02:51.000 He goes, I go, why?
00:02:52.000 And he goes, oh, because she wakes me up in time and makes sure I have breakfast.
00:02:57.000 Jesus Christ.
00:02:58.000 That's a lifelong tradition.
00:02:59.000 I remember when I was a kid, my mom would go away, and my dad would just make popcorn for dinner.
00:03:05.000 That's a thing.
00:03:05.000 What did your dad make you when your mom went away?
00:03:10.000 Lonely?
00:03:11.000 One time he met us at the beach and brought sushi.
00:03:16.000 Oh, so he fed you once.
00:03:19.000 Yes.
00:03:19.000 I don't want sushi on the beach.
00:03:21.000 It was, yeah, yeah.
00:03:23.000 It's not a beach food.
00:03:25.000 Very few things are beach food.
00:03:29.000 Well, it comes from near the beach.
00:03:31.000 Yeah.
00:03:32.000 You got to get out of there.
00:03:33.000 We washed it.
00:03:35.000 Maybe a burger?
00:03:37.000 I don't know.
00:03:38.000 Yeah, a burger.
00:03:39.000 You can be messy.
00:03:40.000 It was wrapped up in like foil.
00:03:42.000 Yeah.
00:03:44.000 Burgers are good everywhere.
00:03:46.000 You know how we, let's just start the show, shall we?
00:03:49.000 Oh, yeah.
00:03:51.000 You know how we always complain about, what's his name?
00:03:53.000 Jamie Raskin?
00:03:54.000 Oh, yeah.
00:03:56.000 He's one of the worst people alive.
00:03:58.000 I'm glad his son died.
00:03:59.000 Just kidding, God.
00:04:00.000 Oh, my God.
00:04:02.000 He has cancer.
00:04:03.000 God hates him even more than we do.
00:04:06.000 But he had that annoying rat nest for hair.
00:04:09.000 And then he started to get chemo, which just shave your head, dude.
00:04:13.000 Be one of the 8 billion bald men in the world.
00:04:16.000 But no, he starts coming up with kooky hats.
00:04:20.000 Like he wears a little Stevens scarf.
00:04:23.000 And then he'll wear like Michael Scott dressed as a gangster, blood and crip scarf.
00:04:30.000 And then sometimes he'll just wear a hat.
00:04:32.000 What are you doing?
00:04:33.000 How bad can your chemo be?
00:04:35.000 Is it making your hair come out in swastikas?
00:04:38.000 What's the problem with your fucking hair?
00:04:41.000 So we got an email.
00:04:44.000 There he is.
00:04:44.000 Look at him.
00:04:45.000 Michael Scott.
00:04:48.000 There he looks like he's in the occult.
00:04:51.000 What a moron.
00:04:53.000 And he was the head of the January 6th Committee.