Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E232 - BUTT BOYS IN THE AISLE

00:00:08.000 Let's go live from New York.

00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.

00:00:20.000 Fuck it, come on. 0.99

00:00:21.000 Yeah, come on. 0.77

00:00:25.000 Whoa.

00:00:26.000 Way up in the face, we're sitting close to the dog.

00:00:29.000 I can boil eight seconds, pull the gate when you're not.

00:00:32.000 Come on.

00:00:33.000 Yeah, come on. 0.77

00:00:37.000 Survivalin', we livin', fillin'hearts with a shitting grin.

00:00:44.000 Fried chicken, cat hair biscuits, summertime cold beers, we smoke brisket down home sexy, yeah, we know it.

00:00:54.000 Fresh pig, sweet corn, baby, we grow it.

00:00:56.000 Two shitties.

00:00:57.000 Covered in shit.

00:01:01.000 Woo! 0.99

00:01:06.000 Throw that beer can away. 0.60

00:01:08.000 Fuck it.

00:01:09.000 What you gonna do?

00:01:10.000 Shove it.

00:01:12.000 Add in the, add in the, add in the bush with my bush.

00:01:16.000 Master pool, chime in bush.

00:01:17.000 Like y'all full of outlaw.

00:01:19.000 Have you feeling up like my beans?

00:01:22.000 Oh, boy.

00:01:29.000 Wow.

00:01:31.000 Y'all full of outlaw.

00:01:34.000 He's got tobacco in the drone.

00:01:36.000 Oh.

00:01:38.000 Oh! 0.60

00:01:40.000 Oh! 0.60

00:01:42.000 Kick-ass by your father, hopefully.

00:01:43.000 That is...

00:01:49.000 I could draw it with a marker.

00:01:50.000 A wave of goose pimples right here.

00:01:54.000 What?

00:01:56.000 That's from some lesbian named Katie. 1.00

00:01:59.000 What's her name?

00:02:00.000 She's from Asheville, North Carolina.

00:02:02.000 Katie Noel.

00:02:02.000 What?

00:02:03.000 Katie Noel.

00:02:04.000 Katie Noel.

00:02:06.000 She is retarded. 1.00

00:02:09.000 She's Noel Good.

00:02:11.000 A lesbian, a rapper, and a country music star.

00:02:15.000 This thing went viral.

00:02:16.000 I don't know how many people actually like it and how many people think it's fucking hilarious.

00:02:20.000 I was...

00:02:26.000 Like, you get a call and it's, Katie's doing a video.

00:02:28.000 All right, well, I wish her nothing but the best.

00:02:30.000 She wants everyone to be in it, though.

00:02:33.000 I'm talking to my sister, Jen.

00:02:34.000 I don't have a sister.

00:02:35.000 Jen, you have your video.

00:02:38.000 Do your stuff.

00:02:39.000 Why are you calling me?

00:02:40.000 I'm 53 years old.

00:02:42.000 It would just mean a lot if you would come down and be part of it.

00:02:44.000 I don't want to be part.

00:02:45.000 It's cringe.

00:02:46.000 Fuck you.

00:02:47.000 Just show some support.

00:02:49.000 She's working really hard.

00:02:50.000 And you're like, oh, fuck.

00:02:52.000 Would you be in this video?

00:02:55.000 I probably would.

00:02:58.000 It's a weird thing because, like, it's not unethical.

00:03:02.000 What you're compromising your values.

00:03:05.000 It's your friends.

00:03:06.000 It's your sister's best friend.

00:03:08.000 So it's not like you're fucking achieving any kind of moral high ground by not being in her cringe video.

00:03:15.000 But at the same time, I don't like your music.

00:03:19.000 It sucks.

00:03:21.000 It's the death of country.

00:03:23.000 Yeah, country's slowly but surely been fucking getting rappy.

00:03:28.000 Sucks.

00:03:29.000 Sad.

00:03:30.000 I like some shitty country.

00:03:32.000 Like on our mix, Jason L. Dean.

00:03:34.000 I think he's pretty corny.

00:03:35.000 But I like it.

00:03:37.000 But that's gone beyond corny.

00:03:39.000 I know you don't like Jason L Dean that much.

00:03:42.000 You think he's corny, but it wasn't necessary to do what you did in Vegas that time.

00:03:46.000 That was fucking overboard, dude.

00:03:48.000 I lose my temper sometimes.

00:03:49.000 I understand.

00:03:49.000 I can't believe I got depitted on that fucking random cheat.

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00:05:06.000 Nice.

00:05:07.000 Not ripped, hard.

00:05:08.000 That's good.

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00:05:15.000 Yeah.

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00:05:24.000 Yeah, you got a good frame on you, too, like good shoulders.

00:05:27.000 Gorgeous.

00:05:27.000 You were saying I have a gorgeous cock.

00:05:29.000 What was that?

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00:05:55.000 Just to make it harder.

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00:06:03.000 Good fighters don't need water.

00:06:04.000 Bad fighters don't deserve it.

00:06:08.000 That's a weird thing to do.

00:06:09.000 People must have been.

00:06:10.000 I'd be uncomfortable if the guy next to me had a bulletproof vest on.

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00:08:01.000 Isn't it supposed to be promo code Ryan Sucks?

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00:08:09.000 Also in today's news, joining the Proud Boys can be a little intense.

00:08:14.000 People end up in prison.

00:08:16.000 We just had two guys get out for four years.

00:08:18.000 So you may not want to commit that much to your patriotism in saving the world.

00:08:22.000 Dude, this Megan Kelly face is bugging the shit out of me. 1.00

00:08:26.000 What do we do here?

00:08:27.000 We got to have him redesign this without that Megan face looming by my right elbow. 0.79

00:08:36.000 I don't like it.

00:08:37.000 It's very distracting.

00:08:38.000 In fact, that's why I put the purple works there to kind of hide it.

00:08:43.000 If you don't want to join the Prowl Boys, I understand. 0.54

00:08:45.000 But I do think you would be remiss if you were not to join the Butt Boys. 1.00

00:08:50.000 But boys, stand back and stand by.

00:08:54.000 Butt Boys are not just an idea.

00:08:56.000 They are an organization.

00:08:58.000 And their job is to stop people who cut in line, who butt in line.

00:09:04.000 I haven't thought too hard about the name, but I think Butt Boys is pretty reasonable.

00:09:07.000 There's no way that could be twisted into anything else but people thinking of you butting in line.

00:09:12.000 And yes, when you say butt in line, you tend to D your T's.

00:09:16.000 So it sounds like the Butt Boys butting in line, but it is butt.

00:09:20.000 Anyway, the place you want to focus on this the most is on planes.

00:09:25.000 When people are exiting planes.

00:09:27.000 If you're in row 14, I don't want to see any 15s in front of you, any 16s, any 17s. 1.00

00:09:34.000 And what you do when you get off the plane is you make a wall.

00:09:38.000 Try to get an aisle seat.

00:09:40.000 Butt boys always choose aisle seats.

00:09:41.000 That might be our t-shirts.

00:09:44.000 Butt boys choose aisle. 0.98

00:09:47.000 Seats?

00:09:48.000 I'll have to work on that slogan a little bit.

00:09:50.000 Butt Boys in the aisle.

00:09:52.000 Yeah, that's pretty good.

00:09:53.000 Butt Boys in the aisle.

00:09:55.000 I like it.

00:09:55.000 Yeah.

00:09:56.000 But boys in the aisle.

00:09:56.000 In fact, that's the name of the show.

00:09:58.000 But boys in the aisle.

00:10:00.000 Right up the aisle.

00:10:03.000 Because it sucks when you're on a window seat and you see shit happening, you're like, then you got to say to the aisle person, hey, you got to get in there, dude.

00:10:12.000 Don't let it happen.

00:10:13.000 But when you're an aisle guy, you get out, you just build a fucking human wall. 0.86

00:10:18.000 And you can see the shithead butters behind you.

00:10:20.000 Like, what's going on up there?

00:10:21.000 None of your business what's going on up here.

00:10:24.000 If it's a handicapped person or an old lady, they'll wait for the plane to exit. 1.00

00:10:27.000 Otherwise, they have a right.

00:10:29.000 So you stand there and you say, go ahead, go ahead.

00:10:32.000 And some of them are too scared.

00:10:33.000 They're by the window seat and they're like, I don't want to get trampled.

00:10:36.000 You're not getting trampled.

00:10:37.000 Come on.

00:10:38.000 Get your stuff.

00:10:39.000 Get your stuff.

00:10:39.000 Get up.

00:10:40.000 Sometimes there'll even be a space forming, which a lot of people think is a sin.

00:10:44.000 Well, it's kind of a sin in that you didn't move fast enough, but fuck it.

00:10:48.000 Go ahead, space.

00:10:50.000 Go ahead.

00:10:53.000 And then once everyone is safely away from these two rows, right, left row.

00:11:00.000 All right, now we can move.

00:11:03.000 And this is a butt boy, newly recruited.

00:11:07.000 We're thinking of making him a lieutenant in the club.

00:11:10.000 He's doing an excellent job here.

00:11:11.000 Nothing gets my rocks off more than calling out all the scumbags that cut in the aisle of the airport on the airplane.

00:11:19.000 Today I did it.

00:11:19.000 I've been doing it for like the last six or seven rides.

00:11:21.000 Today I come up with some kid.

00:11:22.000 I go, we cutting now?

00:11:24.000 He basically had a brick shit in his pants.

00:11:26.000 So I challenge everybody because you know they do it on every fucking plane.

00:11:30.000 I challenge if you're watching, call them out.

00:11:33.000 They shit their pants on the spot.

00:11:35.000 I'm here to make America and the whole world realize that this fucking problem needs to stop.

00:11:41.000 Nothing gets my great guy.

00:11:45.000 He might be the leader of the entire Butt Boys. 0.65

00:11:48.000 I've never done that.

00:11:49.000 Well, remember we did have that fight.

00:11:52.000 Remember that?

00:11:53.000 Yeah.

00:11:53.000 I was like, get back.

00:11:54.000 And the guy goes, don't fucking touch me.

00:11:56.000 Why he's a wigger. 1.00

00:11:57.000 He's like, why are you going to lay your hands on me?

00:12:02.000 The shirt said Brooklyn.

00:12:03.000 I think he had flip-flops.

00:12:04.000 He did have flip-flops, yeah.

00:12:06.000 And I go, get back.

00:12:07.000 Because I hadn't made the wall.

00:12:10.000 So he was in front of me.

00:12:12.000 And I go, what are you doing?

00:12:13.000 And he goes, relax or something like that.

00:12:15.000 And then he was a big guy.

00:12:16.000 Big wig.

00:12:17.000 Big wig.

00:12:18.000 He's a big wig in the wigger community. 1.00

00:12:21.000 And eventually I just said, I pushed him back.

00:12:23.000 And the next thing you know, we're in the parking lot with his fucking Armenian friends ready to roll. 0.98

00:12:28.000 You got to be willing to die for this.

00:12:30.000 I'm a butt boy.

00:12:31.000 I refuse to apologize for maintaining the fucking modern world.

00:12:36.000 Yeah.

00:12:36.000 Butt boys.

00:12:38.000 We cut now is a good line.

00:12:40.000 Another good line is it's called a society.

00:12:44.000 I've said this before.

00:12:45.000 I don't know why it's so effective.

00:12:48.000 Often the people doing the butting are African-American women in their 20s. 1.00

00:12:54.000 That's just a pattern I've personally noticed.

00:12:56.000 But maybe they're not familiar with the concept of someone mad about a society.

00:13:03.000 You know, we're living in a society.

00:13:06.000 I've noticed when I say it, they sort of go, oh shit.

00:13:09.000 I forgot.

00:13:10.000 I don't think they're going, he's right.

00:13:12.000 We are living in a society and we should adhere to some sort of general rules.

00:13:15.000 I don't think it's that.

00:13:17.000 I think it's like, this guy knows fancy words and weird concepts.

00:13:21.000 He might know voodoo.

00:13:23.000 He might be.

00:13:24.000 I felt ugly.

00:13:24.000 I felt gay.

00:13:26.000 Did you see the Proud Boys were in a show, Party Down?

00:13:30.000 No.

00:13:31.000 And there's Nick Offerman plays me.

00:13:35.000 And I'm wearing, I was wearing this because of the country song.

00:13:40.000 But in this Party Down thing, there's the Rowdy Boys, they're called.

00:13:43.000 I think it's in the, if you look in the mail, you'll see, just look up Offerman in the mailbag.

00:13:48.000 So there's the Rowdy Boys, and they have emus as their logo, and they wear black and yellow.

00:13:55.000 And this is the me guy, and she's scared because I'm a Nazi, right?

00:13:59.000 So the chef grabs a knife to stab me because I go into the back there.

00:14:03.000 And I guess the writers see me as a sophisticated hipster.

00:14:09.000 So Nick wears, he's the leader of the rowdy boys.

00:14:12.000 He wears hunting gear.

00:14:14.000 Like I, I think what LA is saying here is that guys like me and Nick Fuentes and Richard Spencer are super fancy smooth talkers because we're so sophisticated.

00:14:27.000 Let me just tell you, if you think I'm sophisticated, you're retarded. 1.00

00:14:32.000 You have never read so much as a magazine in your life if you think I'm some sort of fancy pants academic.

00:14:39.000 I probably have 102 IQ.

00:14:41.000 Yes.

00:14:47.000 Oh.

00:14:47.000 I am.

00:14:48.000 I just wanted to offer my sincere compliments.

00:14:51.000 The food is sublime.

00:14:54.000 Biting into your reclaim piece of lamp.

00:14:56.000 I would like to bite into her reclaim. 0.69

00:14:58.000 Yeah, it's weird that that's your type too.

00:15:00.000 Opposite Offerman.

00:15:02.000 Tumbling pell-mell down the slope of the Yungfrau, bracingly whipped as I went by fresh spring stems of marigold, alpine garlic, wild marjoram?

00:15:14.000 It's the eiger, actually, but I...

00:15:19.000 Of course.

00:15:20.000 Can't believe you got that.

00:15:22.000 That's about the amount of compliments you'd pay to somebody in your entire lifetime, I think.

00:15:26.000 Yeah, that's what you say at a wedding to your wife.

00:15:31.000 Do you have the Rowdy Boys?

00:15:33.000 Do they appear anywhere?

00:15:34.000 I was talking to Proud Boys at the Max and John thing, and they said that the show was actually pretty fair.

00:15:41.000 And the Rowdy Boys did okay.

00:15:43.000 Really?

00:15:43.000 Unlike that episode of, was it Dissent?

00:15:47.000 What's that show called?

00:15:49.000 Oh, fucking.

00:15:50.000 Secession?

00:15:52.000 No, no, no.

00:15:52.000 There was a secession one, but there was also one Law and Order or something.

00:15:55.000 I forget what it was, but an Ann Coulter slash Lauren Southern woman gets raped. 1.00

00:16:00.000 The good wife or the good fight? 1.00

00:16:02.000 Something like that.

00:16:03.000 She gets raped.

00:16:04.000 They rape Ann Coulter slash Lauren Southern.

00:16:06.000 Let's say they both get raped.

00:16:08.000 And a proud boy is accused.

00:16:12.000 And the DA knows that the proud boy doesn't do it, but he proceeds anyway because these people are evil Nazis.

00:16:20.000 And at least we're getting one off the streets.

00:16:22.000 What?

00:16:23.000 And that was heroic.

00:16:24.000 That was like taking care of business.

00:16:26.000 Oh, shit.

00:16:27.000 Finally, we framed a fucking Nazi for rape.

00:16:30.000 I think she dies, by the way.

00:16:32.000 I think he rapes her to death.

00:16:34.000 So he's doing life.

00:16:37.000 LA, TV is written by people in L.A. Everyone in L.A. is retarded. 1.00

00:16:42.000 They sit in their rooms.

00:16:44.000 They don't even wear shoes.

00:16:46.000 They don't put on socks or anything.

00:16:48.000 They sit with their belly hanging over their pants and they type away on their PowerBooks, writing terrible, shitty shows based on their understanding of the outside world, which they've never seen.

00:17:01.000 They go from their house to their car, to the studio, to the car, to their house.

00:17:05.000 They don't go out.

00:17:06.000 They don't party.

00:17:07.000 They don't talk to people.

00:17:08.000 So they know MSNBC and CNN.

00:17:10.000 That's on in the background.

00:17:12.000 And they watch a bunch of Netflix.

00:17:14.000 That's why they're so woke.

00:17:15.000 They're dumb.

00:17:19.000 I was going to quit the play.

00:17:22.000 Right.

00:17:23.000 Oh, I gave him to the crew.

00:17:25.000 They loved him.

00:17:26.000 Oh, shit.

00:17:27.000 Them rowdy boys.

00:17:31.000 I don't see the similarity.

00:17:33.000 It is possible.

00:17:36.000 Look, they made black guys. 1.00

00:17:37.000 That's pretty good.

00:17:40.000 I'll take it.

00:17:40.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:17:41.000 Nazi bastards!

00:17:42.000 Dude, dude, actually, can you just...

00:17:48.000 And they're pussies. 0.99

00:17:48.000 That's good. 0.99

00:17:52.000 Wait a second.

00:17:53.000 He's not a protester.

00:17:55.000 Wait, come on.

00:17:55.000 They're not protesters.

00:17:56.000 They're Nazis pretending to be protesters. 0.79

00:17:58.000 I bumped into that guy inside.

00:18:00.000 This is all to get attention.

00:18:01.000 You socialist scum.

00:18:02.000 I got two seconds to get the fuck out of here.

00:18:04.000 Now that's a lofty theory.

00:18:06.000 Yeah, but that's a common thing that when Antifa behaves badly, they go, yeah, that was Brill Boys pretending to be.

00:18:13.000 That's who Molotov cocktailed the cops.

00:18:15.000 Okay, whatever helps you sleep at night.

00:18:17.000 Fuck you, you fascist bastard. 0.94

00:18:20.000 No, no.

00:18:20.000 Stop!

00:18:21.000 Who is this for?

00:18:22.000 This has cursing, but it's like it's meant for teenagers?

00:18:25.000 Who the fuck is this for?

00:18:26.000 Everyone wants.

00:18:28.000 This is surprisingly popular with blue-collar whites.

00:18:31.000 What?

00:18:32.000 Yeah.

00:18:34.000 Same with that show, The Superhero Show.

00:18:36.000 Yeah.

00:18:37.000 What's that called?

00:18:38.000 The boys?

00:18:38.000 The boys.

00:18:42.000 Same team!

00:18:43.000 We're not full greatness!

00:18:45.000 That's me at the NYU speech.

00:18:51.000 Parsonage looks fake on TV and movies, doesn't it?

00:18:54.000 Thank you.

00:18:56.000 The browdy boys rolled up and they're just slacking those protesters.

00:19:00.000 Is that a racist Asian mask?

00:19:01.000 That's really...

00:19:05.000 Why...

00:19:09.000 Just get an Asian actor.

00:19:10.000 You don't need to do that.

00:19:13.000 Stop it on this one blonde guy. 1.00

00:19:16.000 Those are our people.

00:19:18.000 What?

00:19:19.000 Fake protests?

00:19:20.000 Get on social media part of the visibility plan?

00:19:22.000 Classic false.

00:19:23.000 That's never the goal.

00:19:24.000 You should be banned on social media.

00:19:26.000 Sorry, LA.

00:19:27.000 You can't talk.

00:19:28.000 It's so weird that LA is Telling the American story, and they don't know anything about anything.

00:19:33.000 Have you ever debated someone in LA?

00:19:35.000 It always ends up with this: they're sort of deer in the headlights, and then they go, You should be on Bill Maher.

00:19:41.000 You should talk to Bill Maher.

00:19:42.000 They're not saying I'm great, I should be on Bill Maher, which I have been, by the way, back in politically incorrect days.

00:19:46.000 What they're saying is, we want to pair you up with our biggest guy.

00:19:51.000 Like, if you were the best fighter in the world, they go, you should fight Mike Tyson.

00:19:55.000 Bill Maher to them is like a dude with a brain that's this big.

00:20:00.000 He is their super genius, supercomputer.

00:20:03.000 And you're like, guess what?

00:20:04.000 Bill Maher is a retard. 0.98

00:20:07.000 He's only now sort of figuring out that leftist censorship and Soviet dictatorships in America are a bad look.

00:20:16.000 Oh, wow, Bill.

00:20:18.000 You know, it was awesome.

00:20:19.000 I was thinking about this yesterday, a similar thing where Ethan Klein was talking to Crowder and he was like, why don't you interview Sam Cedar?

00:20:26.000 As if he's afraid of Sam Cedar.

00:20:29.000 Or when David Cross was like, we need a big, bad lefty like Ron Perlman.

00:20:34.000 Yeah, he said David's bit was he wishes Ron Perlman would run for president.

00:20:39.000 And instead of debating Trump, he just runs over and beats the shit out of him.

00:20:43.000 And you're like, that's your tough guy?

00:20:45.000 Ron Perlman?

00:20:46.000 I love it.

00:20:47.000 From Beauty and the Beast?

00:20:49.000 Do you really think he's Hellboy?

00:20:52.000 What a loser.

00:20:55.000 I want Connor McGregor to beat a Biden.

00:21:00.000 All right, I have kind of a heady thing to jump into here.

00:21:02.000 Maybe we should start, before that, we should get to Jump Medic.

00:21:07.000 Jump Medic?

00:21:08.000 Here is the fancy Jump Medic to Go bag before we get heavy.

00:21:12.000 This would be like having a commercial.

00:21:14.000 We should have had it zipped up and prepared.

00:21:17.000 But it zips up very easy.

00:21:19.000 I've opened this bag about 50 times on the show, so shit's starting to fall out.

00:21:23.000 But when it's done correctly, nothing falls out because you got it all prepared, right?

00:21:31.000 So Velco's at the top here.

00:21:35.000 You wear this on your vest when you're going to a doohickey, hunting, fishing, a riot.

00:21:42.000 And then, uh-oh, someone's in trouble.

00:21:44.000 Slam the bag down on the ground.

00:21:46.000 Flop.

00:21:46.000 Grab it at the top here.

00:21:49.000 It all unzips and folds out like that.

00:21:51.000 Well, you can't really see it now.

00:21:53.000 Ryan, kill the bottom part.

00:21:56.000 Isn't that awesome?

00:21:58.000 Now, I'll let you feast on that with your eyes as I explain.

00:22:02.000 If you've been to Twitter lately, you've seen that it's abundantly clear no one is ever safe.

00:22:06.000 Everyone is attacking each other and for the most ludicrous of reasons.

00:22:08.000 We just saw the rowdy boys attack the party down crew.

00:22:13.000 If you visit Wendy's and you take the last squirt of ketchup out of the dispenser, you better stand black and stand by because apparently in America now, that could be a death sentence.

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00:24:49.000 Hey, my daughter's babysitting your kid today. 1.00

00:24:52.000 Yes.

00:24:53.000 This evening.

00:24:56.000 And it made me think, did you take any of the baby first aid courses?

00:25:02.000 My wife did, and then she told me about some chest compression sort of things, but no, I probably should know something.

00:25:10.000 Yeah, you should take that class.

00:25:11.000 It's just one day.

00:25:13.000 And they show you the Heimlick.

00:25:15.000 The Heimlich for a baby is kind of weird.

00:25:16.000 You hold it here, and you sort of go bang, bang on the back.

00:25:20.000 You obviously can't do this thing.

00:25:21.000 Oh, wait, I do remember that.

00:25:23.000 That I remember, yeah.

00:25:24.000 And I remember if they're choking on something, they kind of scoop it.

00:25:26.000 Yep, there's the scoop.

00:25:28.000 And if you can't scoop, you got to do the back slam.

00:25:30.000 And you do it hard, like you hurt them.

00:25:32.000 Right.

00:25:33.000 Oofed.

00:25:36.000 I learned not to pat their back when they're coughing or choking on something.

00:25:40.000 It feels natural to pat their back when they're like coughing and choking on something, kind of.

00:25:44.000 Not choking, just like coughing, you know what I mean?

00:25:47.000 It's counterintuitive, but I'm not supposed to do that.

00:25:50.000 Well, I said to my daughter, I'm like, the number one rule is just don't let her out of your sight.

00:25:54.000 You don't have to worry about her choking on something if you weren't ignoring her.

00:25:56.000 No, totally.

00:25:58.000 Have you noticed, I see that too.

00:25:59.000 You see on TikTok or something or social media, you see some kid, and the camera shows the room is just covered in like black paint and it goes all the way to the kitchen.

00:26:09.000 And then they show the kid, and he's covered in black paint, and they just destroyed the house basically.

00:26:14.000 You're like, How was he out of your sight for that long?

00:26:16.000 Yeah, what?

00:26:19.000 Well, it's a good thing.

00:26:19.000 I mean, that's why I think women make the best babysitters.

00:26:22.000 They have a natural instinct to care for kids.

00:26:26.000 Well, when they're that age, if you have shit to do, you got to put them in a cage.

00:26:32.000 Like, that must have taken an hour.

00:26:35.000 Your baby was out of your sight for an hour?

00:26:37.000 Where were you?

00:26:38.000 I don't know.

00:26:39.000 You don't know?

00:26:41.000 I just scrubbed him.

00:26:43.000 You were scrubbing him?

00:26:45.000 Yeah.

00:26:45.000 Oh, Ethan.

00:26:47.000 What were you doing?

00:26:48.000 Watching a movie?

00:26:50.000 It's sort of like when you see those people of pit, those people, those pictures of pit bulls where they have the baby sleeping on the pit bull and they go, does this look dangerous?

00:26:58.000 First of all, yes, it does.

00:27:00.000 And secondly, your kid's not supposed to just crash on the floor.

00:27:04.000 You have nap time.

00:27:06.000 If you see a picture of a kid sleeping and he's not in his crib, you fucked up.

00:27:11.000 It's true.

00:27:12.000 A kid just crashed on the couch?

00:27:14.000 That's not good.

00:27:15.000 That means you fucked up.

00:27:17.000 You just fucked up.

00:27:18.000 They have allotted baby times.

00:27:24.000 Okay, I want to get heavy for a sec.

00:27:25.000 Here, are you ready for this?

00:27:26.000 Yes.

00:27:28.000 I believe that God leaves calling cards.

00:27:34.000 Go on.

00:27:34.000 He leaves them in things like mathematics.

00:27:36.000 For example, in mathematics.

00:27:38.000 I talk about this in a million in the morning.

00:27:41.000 If I don't look very, I'm big compared to this, right?

00:27:46.000 Compared to an elephant, I'm small.

00:27:49.000 If the elephant is five times the size of the elephant you just thought of, well, now I'm even smaller, right?

00:27:56.000 If the elephant gets infinitely big, I'm infinitely small.

00:28:00.000 You know what infinitely small is?

00:28:01.000 Zero.

00:28:03.000 That means because the universe is expanding infinitely, we are, relative to the universe, getting infinitely smaller.

00:28:09.000 That means we don't exist.

00:28:10.000 We mathematically are the same as zero.

00:28:12.000 Infinitely small equals zero.

00:28:14.000 Yet here we are.

00:28:16.000 That's God saying, see, there's a little trick there.

00:28:19.000 There's a hole in the math.

00:28:22.000 And I think we see this in special abilities.

00:28:26.000 I believe that when someone is abnormally gifted, that's the little window that God, he can't just like be George Burns and oh God and come down with a cigar and say, I'm here.

00:28:37.000 But he leaves you little things.

00:28:39.000 And there's this bodybuilder that got hit in the head.

00:28:42.000 And now in 2002, Jason Padgett, a bodybuilder, was brutally assaulted at a nightclub.

00:28:48.000 He was being a bitch. 1.00

00:28:49.000 After the incident, something remarkable happened to his brain.

00:28:51.000 Padgett suddenly developed a talent for abstract geometrical draftsmanship.

00:28:58.000 What the fuck?

00:29:01.000 Go down.

00:29:02.000 It went from deadlifts to headlifts.

00:29:04.000 Am I right?

00:29:05.000 Before Padgett's injury, he had no interest or aptitude for geometry or mathematics.

00:29:09.000 What was the cause of his sudden obsession with shapes?

00:29:11.000 Doctors discovered that he sustained bilateral damage to his brain.

00:29:15.000 The injuries were more severe in his right hemisphere.

00:29:18.000 Isn't it funny that he has a meathead haircut from back when he was dumb?

00:29:22.000 And it has geometry in it, though.

00:29:23.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:29:25.000 Are you saying zero interest?

00:29:29.000 Keep going.

00:29:31.000 The damage done to his right hemisphere forced his left hemisphere into compensating by going into overdrive.

00:29:35.000 This part of the brain, as Ian McGillChrist writes, prefers narrow focus rule following and is engaged by parts or fragments.

00:29:42.000 Even the fact that our brains are allotted to different concepts is a message from the big guy.

00:29:48.000 Keep going.

00:29:50.000 It's weird that we use our brain to think about it.

00:29:53.000 Everything in Padgett's world, from trees to clouds to water, started to develop an explicit abstract structure.

00:29:59.000 Living, embodied forms suddenly became something new and beautiful, but essentially numerical and inanimate, like an equation translating.

00:30:09.000 As he said.

00:30:10.000 As he said.

00:30:13.000 I thought there was more to the nature of the universe than equations.

00:30:15.000 Can you move it over a little bit?

00:30:17.000 I can, and I will.

00:30:19.000 This direction?

00:30:22.000 Now it's too small.

00:30:24.000 That's why I said move it over as opposed to shrink it.

00:30:27.000 I thought there was more to the nature of the universe than equations.

00:30:30.000 I thought perhaps the universe spoke in its own form of math.

00:30:34.000 And that math was geometry.

00:30:36.000 Equations were symbolic, numbers were symbolic, but to me, geometry was real.

00:30:40.000 That reminds me of the smartest man in the world.

00:30:42.000 He was autistic as a kid, but his mom had him play with Cheerios and do math equations with him.

00:30:47.000 And now he's the smartest man, most brilliant mathematician in the world.

00:30:50.000 He can do pi to like a million decimal places.

00:30:54.000 It takes him all day.

00:30:56.000 And they've had math students sit there verifying that he's getting it right.

00:31:00.000 He says he sees numbers as shapes when he does these complex equations.

00:31:05.000 The surface area of 3x plus y cubed spun about the z-axis is just a bunch of blobs in his head.

00:31:11.000 And that's how he gets to the answer.

00:31:13.000 He learned Icelandic, which apparently is the hardest language in the world, in a day.

00:31:16.000 Anyway, Paget saw shapes and angles everywhere in nature, from the geometry of a rainbow to the fractals in water spiraling down a drain.

00:31:22.000 Paget drew a picture of water spiraling down a drain entitled Black Hole, showcasing the pattern of lines he saw overlaid in the water.

00:31:29.000 Spooky.

00:31:32.000 What can Padgett's story tell us about consciousness?

00:31:35.000 James saw the entire universe as a seamless flow.

00:31:38.000 Its members interdigitate with their next neighbors in manifold directions, and there are no clean cuts between them anywhere.

00:31:46.000 Matter plus energy are connected at every level.

00:31:49.000 Whoa, dude.

00:31:52.000 You know that fucking meathead you beat up at the club?

00:31:55.000 He just solved the universe and talked to God.

00:31:57.000 He just beat the dumb out of him.

00:31:58.000 Can you kick my head in?

00:32:02.000 Consciousness does not appear to itself chopped up in bits.

00:32:05.000 Such words as chain or train do not describe it.

00:32:07.000 It fits as it presents itself in the first instance.

00:32:11.000 It is nothing jointed.

00:32:12.000 It flows.

00:32:13.000 A river or a stream are the metaphors by which it is most naturally described.

00:32:23.000 In talking of it hereafter, let us call it the stream of thought, of consciousness, or of subjective life.

00:32:29.000 Source of the Expression stream of consciousness.

00:32:32.000 William James.

00:32:33.000 Fascinating.

00:32:35.000 Another example here is this bitch. 1.00

00:32:41.000 God leaves us messages in these abnormally high IQs.

00:32:46.000 You think the most fascinating part of it is?

00:32:48.000 It's about mere symmetry, it's about gravity, but ultimately it speaks to an organization underlying everything.

00:32:54.000 The palindromic code that's embedded, if you move the prime gaps, which are all of the numbers between primes, onto a radius, these arches connect prime numbers.

00:33:03.000 And if you move the negative space, basically, onto a radius and you circle those radii, the toric geometry arises organically within primes and composite quantities.

00:33:13.000 Okay, so what would you say the point if we just take the overarching view of what we're looking at?

00:33:17.000 It's gravity.

00:33:18.000 So we're describing how gravity works from a number perspective.

00:33:21.000 Yes.

00:33:21.000 And it's embedded into the structure of space-time scalably.

00:33:25.000 So these same geometries can be found within atoms or between galaxies, depending on the magnitude you're looking at.

00:33:33.000 What do you think is wild?

00:33:34.000 She's either full of shit or I'm retarded. 0.97

00:33:39.000 I'm edging towards the latter.

00:33:43.000 Yeah, that's just like watching the Mets throw a fastball at 100 miles an hour.

00:33:48.000 I'm just like, you guys seem to know what you're doing.

00:33:50.000 Keep on doing it.

00:33:52.000 That's just more proof that science is just the breakdown of God's miracles.

00:33:57.000 Yes.

00:33:57.000 And the harder you work at it, the more you discover about his...

00:34:08.000 The fact that we can turn sound into a shape just by laying out, what is it, magnetic powder or just powder?

00:34:16.000 Ferrofluid?

00:34:18.000 What?

00:34:19.000 You never heard of that?

00:34:20.000 Ferro-liquid?

00:34:21.000 All we have is a metal plate, and we sprinkle on some sand.

00:34:26.000 What you see here is completely formless.

00:34:28.000 In other words, there's no pattern at all.

00:34:31.000 Then we take a violin bow and we're going to play the plate with the violin bow.

00:34:39.000 You see a beautiful star appears on the plate.

00:34:42.000 Now, that pattern that forms is basically the sound made visible.

00:34:47.000 And it's kind of magic.

00:34:49.000 And now watch what happens when we make this plate vibrate from And he was having a fight with his wife at the time.

00:35:01.000 Abort the baby. 0.99

00:35:03.000 It's going to be the next Hitler. 1.00

00:35:08.000 You're gay. 1.00

00:35:10.000 Was it you are?

00:35:11.000 You are.

00:35:12.000 It just turns into a huge cock.

00:35:15.000 You like this, fag. 1.00

00:35:16.000 That's a large cock, isn't it? 1.00

00:35:18.000 It just says fag and has an arrow.

00:35:21.000 And he tries to move it.

00:35:22.000 Anyway, he moves it, it follows him.

00:35:24.000 It doesn't always work.

00:35:27.000 Sometimes it's wrong.

00:35:29.000 This is that Pharaoh flip. 0.60

00:35:30.000 There's a magnet under it.

00:35:32.000 It's able to make these really weird spikes.

00:35:35.000 Then, if the magnet's pulled, it turns into Nate Ober's nightmares.

00:35:40.000 And this honestly kind of blows my mind every time I see it.

00:35:43.000 What I also think is interesting, though, is what happens.

00:35:46.000 I didn't understand that.

00:35:48.000 Here's a much simpler one for us dummies who don't understand the nuance of Swedish truffles.

00:35:55.000 This kid, Jude Kofi.

00:35:58.000 Now, I think it's some African immigrants from Kenya.

00:36:01.000 No, Ghana. 1.00

00:36:02.000 And this kid is special.

00:36:04.000 He's autistic. 0.64

00:36:05.000 He's weird.

00:36:06.000 And it's weird because they seem like maybe a lower middle class family.

00:36:11.000 But because they're black, they must be poor. 1.00

00:36:13.000 What?

00:36:14.000 African immigrants make more than whites in America, by the way.

00:36:18.000 But this guy, this white dude, sees this miracle.

00:36:21.000 He sees it as a sign of divine intervention.

00:36:24.000 And I agree with him.

00:36:25.000 I do think that God gave this boy this talent.

00:36:28.000 And I think music is a great way to see God's miracle.

00:36:32.000 Like, when you think of how few people can do 10 hits, Tim Armstrong, Taylor Swift, Elton John, Bruce, there's like a dozen that have had, let's say, more than three number one hits.

00:36:47.000 That's a miracle.

00:36:49.000 But anyway, this story, which bear with it because it's done in that sort of reading a kid a book voice that these women news shows do. 1.00

00:36:58.000 But I was watching and I was like, why didn't the dad just buy the fucking piano?

00:37:02.000 Anyway.

00:37:03.000 To 11-year-old Jude Kofi of Aurora, Colorado, this surprise was music.

00:37:09.000 215 grand.

00:37:11.000 Obviously.

00:37:12.000 It's just one girl.

00:37:13.000 But it's a nice house.

00:37:14.000 The dad could have done a payment plan.

00:37:16.000 $300 a month?

00:37:17.000 $200 a month?

00:37:18.000 Small packages.

00:37:19.000 Get it together.

00:37:23.000 Jude's father, Isaiah.

00:37:25.000 So one day it just shows up at the house?

00:37:27.000 Yes.

00:37:28.000 All for free.

00:37:30.000 Who does that?

00:37:31.000 The answer in a daily.

00:37:32.000 Who does that to someone who makes a hundred grand a year?

00:37:37.000 Yes.

00:37:38.000 I am the top facilitator at the local hospital.

00:37:43.000 First, the reason.

00:37:46.000 About a year and a half ago, Jude's dad heard a noise coming from the basement.

00:37:50.000 There was an old keyboard down there, but no one knew how to play it.

00:37:54.000 Certainly not his autistic son, Jude. 0.96

00:37:57.000 Or so he thought.

00:37:59.000 Isaiah then got Jude a larger keyboard to see what more he could do.

00:38:04.000 And boy, could he do.

00:38:08.000 Not bad.

00:38:09.000 The kids would have to do that.

00:38:12.000 No one taught him any of this.

00:38:16.000 You can't play with that.

00:38:18.000 That you're as good as you are.

00:38:20.000 It's a miracle.

00:38:21.000 You think it's a miracle?

00:38:22.000 It is.

00:38:23.000 That's what I prefer.

00:38:25.000 Bill Maggie.

00:38:28.000 Is he special?

00:38:29.000 He's beyond special.

00:38:30.000 His Mozart level is coming from somewhere beyond.

00:38:36.000 Bill is a piano tuner.

00:38:38.000 He saw a local newspaper.

00:38:39.000 Bill is a mark.

00:38:42.000 Heard him play.

00:38:43.000 Bill is what we call in the sucker business.

00:38:49.000 A fool and his money that gets soon parted.

00:38:56.000 How they're raising four children.

00:38:59.000 We call him a con man's dream.

00:39:01.000 We call him a rich African's best day.

00:39:05.000 Wait, go back a little bit.

00:39:07.000 Heard him play, learned how his Bill is a piano tuner.

00:39:13.000 He saw a local news story about Jude.

00:39:16.000 Heard him play, learned how his parents immigrated from Ghana, how they're raising four children, and sending money back to Ghana.

00:39:23.000 Stop.

00:39:25.000 Sending money back to Ghana.

00:39:27.000 Yeah, well, that's typical, yeah.

00:39:28.000 No, do not do that.

00:39:30.000 Yep.

00:39:31.000 They do it.

00:39:32.000 Keep our money in our country.

00:39:34.000 Nope.

00:39:35.000 Tourism is a fantastic economy to have because you don't do shit.

00:39:39.000 People come to your place, your island, with their money, and then they leave it there.

00:39:44.000 And what did you do?

00:39:44.000 You let them use your sun and your beach.

00:39:47.000 It's fucking awesome.

00:39:49.000 It's the easiest way to make money.

00:39:51.000 The opposite of that is people coming to your country, generating income, and then taking it away. 0.92

00:39:56.000 It's like clear-cutting.

00:39:58.000 You keep harvesting the trees, you never replenish the nutrients, and you're slowly stripping away the nutrients.

00:40:03.000 The quality of the product gets worse and worse and worse because it's inhale, inhale without exhaling.

00:40:10.000 So don't do that, immigrants. 1.00

00:40:13.000 And white people, if you do see that, don't reward them with a $15,000 grand piano. 0.71

00:40:20.000 That'd be funny if they sent it to Ghana. 1.00

00:40:22.000 How much to send this gift to my mother?

00:40:26.000 Can we fill it full of dry fish fast?

00:40:29.000 My mother owns a hotel, a Marriott, back in Ghana.

00:40:32.000 They would love this in the lobby.

00:40:35.000 Oh, so she's rich.

00:40:36.000 Well, it's not a hilton.

00:40:39.000 That's one of the kind of hidden things about immigration, too, is illegal immigrants come here, take the jobs, all the stuff we know, and then also send the money out. 0.74

00:40:46.000 Billions.

00:40:46.000 I did the math once, and I worked up.

00:40:48.000 We've got 30 million illegals.

00:40:50.000 They're setting back their entire...

00:40:54.000 They don't see their kids for eight years.

00:40:55.000 They're in bunks.

00:40:57.000 So one room, and that's why they have so many fires because they have these multi-pronged plugs and heating plates on the floor.

00:41:03.000 One room will have like 10 Mexicans in it, and they're sending all of their money back. 0.99

00:41:09.000 And then the villages back in Mexico, they'll have like a sub-zero fridge in this shitty little town, and there'll be no men in the entire town. 0.93

00:41:16.000 So it's a really weird distribution of assets because we take the fathers out of Mexico and then give the moms a fancy fridge and a new stove, and the kids don't have a dad.

00:41:26.000 It's a fucking dumb mess.

00:41:28.000 It hurts both countries.

00:41:30.000 Not just Mexico either.

00:41:32.000 Like Peru, Ecuador, Salvador, they go to Mexico so they could do the typical Mexican journey, but it's a lot of countries that same with the nannies too. 0.99

00:41:42.000 Barbara Ehrenreich writes about this in Global Woman.

00:41:45.000 We take all their nannies away, so we're taking all their moms away. 1.00

00:41:48.000 So just like these fuckers are sending the money to Ghana, we are taking the love out of the Philippines.

00:41:56.000 They're exporting love.

00:41:58.000 And these nannies, they fall in love with the kids. 0.98

00:42:01.000 They're babysitting.

00:42:01.000 It's out of sight, out of mind.

00:42:02.000 They fall out of love with their children back in the Philippines.

00:42:05.000 That's sick and depraved.

00:42:08.000 And the Ghanese abuse of the color blue.

00:42:11.000 It's pretty bad, too.

00:42:13.000 A lot of blue.

00:42:15.000 What resources are left over to help this special little soul?

00:42:20.000 Plenty.

00:42:21.000 Yours.

00:42:23.000 Your fucking money.

00:42:24.000 Your little soul, Bill.

00:42:26.000 Yeah.

00:42:27.000 Using an inheritance from his father, Bill bought the piano.

00:42:32.000 Hey, Bill, you know that family's fucking rich, right?

00:42:38.000 This wasn't really my plan when I left you 100% of my money.

00:42:44.000 He's not fucking poor.

00:42:46.000 There's a dark part of it where he comes over with a canister of coffee.

00:42:49.000 He's like, he sits down.

00:42:50.000 They're like, what are you doing, Yibil?

00:42:51.000 He's like, play.

00:42:55.000 Go and play.

00:42:56.000 He just wants them to be his personal piano slave.

00:42:59.000 Okay.

00:42:59.000 Terrible.

00:43:01.000 I can't believe you're doing it.

00:43:02.000 $15,000.

00:43:05.000 He has promised to tune it once a month.

00:43:07.000 Wait, how much?

00:43:07.000 $15,000.

00:43:08.000 He has promised to tune it once a month for the rest of his life.

00:43:11.000 Very nice.

00:43:12.000 And he's even paying for Jude to get professional lessons.

00:43:17.000 We're family now.

00:43:19.000 Somebody to just love your son like that by making sure that his future is secured, we are super thankful.

00:43:29.000 It has enabled us to send almost $30,000 back to Ghana because we don't have to worry about our piano costs.

00:43:39.000 Caring for other children as your own.

00:43:42.000 The defining note of humanity.

00:43:47.000 Black people are not necessarily poor, liberals.

00:43:51.000 It's just like Joe Biden going, poor kids are just as smart as white kids. 0.98

00:43:57.000 Let's do some LGBTQ.

00:43:59.000 Oh, wait, before we do that, though, Nita Fashions, I usually wear a suit on the show, but I had to dress country for that opening song.

00:44:07.000 Nita Fashions is in your town.

00:44:09.000 Let me just get the dates up here on the old WhatsApp.

00:44:12.000 That's how I communicate with them.

00:44:16.000 So you go to their site, you go to their Instagram.

00:44:19.000 Most of you guys, for whatever reason, they're happy to talk to you any way possible, but you all seem to want to DM them on Instagram.

00:44:25.000 And you can also do fittings that way through video chat.

00:44:29.000 But I much prefer going there and picking out various fabrics.

00:44:34.000 I describe it as a male equivalent of going to the spa.

00:44:38.000 You know, we don't really like getting our nails done or getting a massage.

00:44:41.000 I hate that shit.

00:44:43.000 But we do like looking at fabrics and discussing where the buttons should be and what the lining should be of our custom suit or our shirts, nice thick white shirts.

00:44:51.000 I used to cheap out and get the $50 ones where you can see your nipples through them. 1.00

00:44:55.000 But now I get like the $100 ones.

00:44:57.000 And it's just so awesome having a really thick white cotton shirt custom made to fit you perfectly.

00:45:03.000 The way you could think of it as worth it is if you buy a $100 shirt and you wear it 10 times, it's a $10, you're renting it for $10 a wear and you're going to wear it for a long, long time.

00:45:12.000 So it's basically free.

00:45:15.000 All right, Ryan, you're really getting involved in today's show.

00:45:18.000 I have a lot to say.

00:45:19.000 Real peppy.

00:45:20.000 Did you have a coffee before you...

00:45:24.000 Ah, that might be it.

00:45:28.000 So the dates, they're going to be in Your town, New York, March 28th to April 2nd.

00:45:34.000 They're going to be in Boston, April 3rd to April 5th.

00:45:37.000 And I'm not saying the hotels and everything because when you contact them, they'll tell you where to meet them and everything.

00:45:42.000 And it is on their site too.

00:45:43.000 And then Washington, D.C., April 6th to 8th.

00:45:46.000 Oh, wait, there's more.

00:45:48.000 Houston, Texas, April 10th to 12th.

00:45:51.000 Dallas, Texas, April 17th to 19.

00:45:54.000 Chicago, April 20 to 23.

00:45:56.000 Denver, Colorado, April 24, 25.

00:46:00.000 LA, April 27th, 29.

00:46:02.000 San Francisco, April 30th to May 2nd.

00:46:06.000 Okay?

00:46:08.000 Check it out.

00:46:09.000 Get suited up.

00:46:10.000 Nothing better than tailored clothes.

00:46:14.000 All right.

00:46:14.000 Now we can get into LGBTQ.

00:46:20.000 Why are you weak?

00:46:21.000 I felt ugly.

00:46:22.000 I felt gay.

00:46:23.000 And then we fell in love.

00:46:24.000 And then they eat their poop.

00:46:26.000 And we have a very good relationship.

00:46:28.000 I don't like the fucking.

00:46:30.000 You don't want to see a closed-up picture of my haters.

00:46:32.000 You hate damage.

00:46:34.000 You ugly.

00:46:34.000 Homophobal.

00:46:36.000 Okay, now I'm mad at myself for not making that God's calling card thing a green screen.

00:46:44.000 And yeah, sorry, we spent so much time talking about those Africans being middle class that I forgot to focus on.

00:46:51.000 I honestly think that God just went bloop to that guy to remind us all that he's there.

00:46:58.000 Not the kid, the guy upstairs.

00:47:00.000 Anyway.

00:47:03.000 Don't go trans, you will die. 1.00

00:47:07.000 Why are we anti-trans?

00:47:09.000 Because we checked out their suicide rate.

00:47:11.000 If vegans were killing themselves at, what, a 42% rate, I'd say eat fucking meat.

00:47:18.000 Veganism is dangerous. 1.00

00:47:20.000 If shaving your head had a brutal suicide rate, we'd be encouraging people to avoid the clippers.

00:47:26.000 We'd also say kids should definitely not shave their head.

00:47:29.000 No way, not till you're 18.

00:47:31.000 If there was a suicide rate.

00:47:33.000 So this kid, hold on, I'm not done.

00:47:38.000 And Matt Walsh was being interrogated because there's a new bill to deny kids this right.

00:47:42.000 And it's weird hearing the left promote this idea of young girls removing their tits, what's even there, or the chemical castration or all this sick shit.

00:47:54.000 When adults do sick shit, we just go, oh, fuck.

00:47:57.000 Really?

00:47:58.000 When kids do it, we freak out.

00:48:01.000 That's why you're not allowed to get a tattoo if you're under 18.

00:48:05.000 Should 14-year-olds be able to get tattoo-affirming tattoos?

00:48:10.000 Identity-affirming tattoos.

00:48:11.000 What if a kid thinks of himself as a skinhead?

00:48:14.000 Can he get the classic 1970s, 80s skinhead made in England across his forehead with the cross?

00:48:22.000 What about like a neck tattoo of a spider web?

00:48:25.000 He's a skinhead.

00:48:27.000 And even then, that's a bad analogy because being a skinhead doesn't have a high suicide rate.

00:48:33.000 So that doesn't even work.

00:48:35.000 And you can get tattoos removed.

00:48:37.000 When you remove your tits, they're toast. 1.00

00:48:40.000 They're gone.

00:48:41.000 You'll never breastfeed.

00:48:43.000 So it seems pretty reasonable to say, but yet the left is, they paint themselves into a corner and then end up fighting these bizarre battles where they're promoting maiming.

00:48:56.000 And then part of the rigmarole is after you identify as a girl, whether you cut your dick off or not, you have to talk about how much happier you are and how you're definitely not going to commit suicide.

00:49:06.000 In fact, it's often their last words.

00:49:09.000 And here we have some guy at United Airlines, is that it?

00:49:13.000 Talking about, and they're making it a commercial for the airline because it's part of the woke left, talking about how great it is to be fucking trans.

00:49:29.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:49:31.000 There was so much pain behind that sweet boy's eyes.

00:49:35.000 I don't know what to post about my trans.

00:49:37.000 The reason they commit suicide, by the way, is they tend to be depressed.

00:49:41.000 I think I would be depressed if I was gay.

00:49:43.000 And a part of it is you're weird.

00:49:46.000 You're unusual.

00:49:47.000 It's literally not normal when you look at the definition of normal.

00:49:50.000 Now, I don't persecute homosexuals.

00:49:53.000 I don't even give a shit.

00:49:54.000 I see it as a vegetarian lion.

00:49:56.000 You're a lion that doesn't eat meat.

00:49:58.000 You've got big giant fangs.

00:50:00.000 You're the king of the jungle and you don't eat meat.

00:50:02.000 Would you hate a vegetarian lion?

00:50:04.000 No.

00:50:05.000 You'd feel bad for it.

00:50:06.000 You go, that kind of sucks.

00:50:07.000 And a vegetarian lion would probably be bummed.

00:50:10.000 He'd probably see all the other lions eating meat and he'll just be there having his cucumber going, what is with me?

00:50:15.000 Why do I have this trait?

00:50:17.000 So they tend to be suicidal.

00:50:20.000 They're weird.

00:50:22.000 So they go, maybe I'm not depressed.

00:50:26.000 Maybe the problem is that, and the reason I don't feel right in my body is because I'm actually a woman.

00:50:30.000 I'm a woman with a penis. 0.98

00:50:32.000 So then they go through this bullshit.

00:50:34.000 I hope he doesn't have any surgeries, but they go through this crap.

00:50:37.000 And then they go, fuck, I'm still depressed.

00:50:38.000 It wasn't the chick thing.

00:50:40.000 And that's when they kill themselves.

00:50:43.000 So this is not a solution.

00:50:45.000 It is a placebo, and placebos don't work.

00:50:52.000 I used to be so embarrassed about being trans, and all I wanted was to blend in and be cis.

00:50:58.000 But times have changed, and I've started looking back at the bigger picture and understanding I do have a story to tell.

00:51:08.000 This story comes after a huge pep talk from one of my biggest motivators, love.

00:51:13.000 This is a story that I know is so important for me to continue sharing.

00:51:18.000 Not for me, but for those out there who are still fighting social norms.

00:51:23.000 The boundaries set upon them, fighting themselves.

00:51:26.000 Gay, lesbian, bi, trans, pan, whatever, and whoever you identify.

00:51:33.000 Commercial ended up advertising something totally different.

00:51:36.000 My life changed for the better when I came to United as a flight attendant.

00:51:41.000 With the support from the company, with the business resource group for LGBTQ plus employees and all of my loving coworkers, I was able to break free from the chains that held me.

00:51:51.000 And to this day, I'm living confidently as my true self.

00:51:56.000 A dead person.

00:51:58.000 I was able to glow up and let go of the past.

00:52:01.000 So here's all the pain that Kyle went through so that Kaylee lived today.

00:52:06.000 Kaylee's dead.

00:52:07.000 In a way.

00:52:09.000 There was two suicides.

00:52:10.000 There's one of Kyle and then one of Betty or whoever.

00:52:13.000 First, he killed Kyle, then he killed Kaylee.

00:52:15.000 He's a mass murderer.

00:52:18.000 And what's the thing on?

00:52:20.000 I'm sorry I couldn't be stronger.

00:52:21.000 Oh, wait.

00:52:25.000 Thank you for concerned of supporting a love of her.

00:52:27.000 We're going to miss her so much.

00:52:28.000 Please understand that me leaving is not a reflection of you, the result of my inability to turn myself for the better.

00:52:33.000 To Ashley, blah, blah, blah.

00:52:34.000 I'm sorry.

00:52:34.000 Please remember me for the good memories we've shared and never for my downfall.

00:52:38.000 I'll see you on the other side.

00:52:41.000 We're in hell.

00:52:43.000 No, thank you.

00:52:44.000 I'm sorry to mock someone's death.

00:52:46.000 That's not very Christian. 0.98

00:52:47.000 Right.

00:52:48.000 You know, we kept telling you all this.

00:52:50.000 We kept saying it's not a solution.

00:52:52.000 What are you doing?

00:52:53.000 No, this isn't right.

00:52:53.000 No, you look absurd.

00:52:54.000 This is a ridiculous act you're all doing.

00:52:57.000 And it has dire consequences.

00:52:59.000 So, hey, fly with love.

00:53:01.000 You just killed someone.

00:53:03.000 Well, you killed two people in a way.

00:53:05.000 I hope you're proud of yourself.

00:53:07.000 Isn't it ironic that their whole message is we need to do this to prevent suicide?

00:53:12.000 And it actually leads to more suicide.

00:53:15.000 This is what Matt Walsh was saying in that fucking dumb interrogation he had to do for the bill being passed to prevent kids getting maimed.

00:53:22.000 He said, we didn't used to accept trans people, and the suicide rate was not much.

00:53:28.000 Child suicide rate.

00:53:30.000 Since we've started accepting trans young people, the suicide rate has skyrocketed. 0.99

00:53:36.000 So we're the ones trying to prevent suicide.

00:53:38.000 Check the numbers.

00:53:39.000 Check the data.

00:53:42.000 As a little side note, by the way, John last night told me about this story, and I looked it up.

00:53:48.000 I go, go to 2-3.

00:53:49.000 I go, dude, it's the CEO that hanged himself at United Airlines.

00:53:54.000 And he did this like a year ago.

00:53:58.000 And he goes, no, that's a different suicide.

00:54:01.000 Their CEO hanged himself from an uprooted tree.

00:54:07.000 It's so weird, people.

00:54:09.000 I'll never get suicide.

00:54:11.000 Like my in-law, my mother-in-law was just telling me about her neighbor who he was like 79 and he was not healthy and he killed himself.

00:54:18.000 And I didn't say this, but I was just thinking in my head, just go to the bar.

00:54:23.000 As long as you can take your walker and go to a dive bar and just sit there, you don't have to die.

00:54:33.000 Yeah, we need to let them win at sports to prevent suicide. 0.95

00:54:36.000 Women's cycling champ quits after loss to trans writer. 0.98

00:54:39.000 Another trans winner days later in New York race.

00:54:44.000 Look at this.

00:54:45.000 We'll kill ourselves if you don't let us destroy women in sports. 1.00

00:54:48.000 Tiffany Thomas is part of it.

00:54:50.000 It was a great day to play bikes with friends.

00:54:52.000 I can't wait for more days like this.

00:54:57.000 She also quit.

00:54:58.000 But John was like, the way to handle this is you encourage the guy.

00:55:02.000 You say, dude, that was an awesome race.

00:55:04.000 You rock.

00:55:05.000 He really fell into his own in the second half of the fucking race. 0.85

00:55:10.000 He's one of the best cyclists.

00:55:12.000 So this is what Hannah Ahrensman says.

00:55:15.000 I've decided to end my cycling career at my last race at the recent UCI Cycle Cross National Championships in the Elite Women's category.

00:55:22.000 I came in fourth place, flanked on either side by male riders, awarded third and fifth places.

00:55:29.000 My sister and family sobbed as they watched a man finish in front of me, having witnessed several physical interactions with him throughout the race.

00:55:38.000 Like, they're still aggressive males.

00:55:40.000 So it's not like they're biking going, I might make it.

00:55:42.000 They're fucking out to kill.

00:55:44.000 Wait, go to the last picture.

00:55:45.000 I love that picture, though.

00:55:47.000 Yeah, I did it.

00:55:50.000 You're not a woman. 1.00

00:55:52.000 You're a dude with long hair.

00:55:57.000 Bending over backwards.

00:55:59.000 Oh.

00:56:00.000 Hey, dude.

00:56:01.000 You rock.

00:56:02.000 I understand Def Leppard are going on another final tour.

00:56:06.000 Are you sure?

00:56:10.000 This is the mess.

00:56:10.000 And then you have Drew Barrymore praying to Dylan Mulvaney like he's some sort of saint.

00:56:18.000 Yeah, when you can't show your hair or wear any girly stuff, it really shows that that's just a dude.

00:56:23.000 Just a dude whipping down.

00:56:25.000 Look at that.

00:56:26.000 Just a dude with fake tits and long hair. 1.00

00:56:30.000 He's got beautiful tits. 1.00

00:56:34.000 I was reminded recently that 17 years ago, this was all a joke.

00:56:38.000 And it was in Mad Magazine.

00:56:40.000 The slippery soap is going to be so farcical.

00:56:43.000 It was presented as humor in 2006.

00:56:47.000 How accidentally accurate are these she males? 0.59

00:56:49.000 Where will we be in 17 years from?

00:56:51.000 Declining standards of the U.S. Army.

00:56:54.000 Former standard, no gaze.

00:56:55.000 Current standard, don't ask, don't tell.

00:56:57.000 It's gone way beyond that.

00:56:58.000 Future standard, if you're breathing, you're in.

00:57:02.000 This is not a joke.

00:57:03.000 This is a documentary with a cool cartoon.

00:57:06.000 Height, old days, you had to be taller than 5'10.

00:57:10.000 Current standard, you have to be taller than 5'6.

00:57:11.000 Future standard, taller than wide.

00:57:15.000 Also true.

00:57:16.000 Remember those videos of those fat girls in boot camp? 1.00

00:57:19.000 Gender, former center men only.

00:57:21.000 Current center, men and women only.

00:57:23.000 Future standard, the 182nd fighting she-males forming now. 1.00

00:57:28.000 Yeah.

00:57:29.000 Wow.

00:57:30.000 That guy with the pink helmet looks like Millennial Matt. 0.68

00:57:35.000 Doesn't he?

00:57:36.000 I think he calls himself Mustache Man now.

00:57:39.000 He was in that movie, what's it called?

00:57:43.000 The Dividers.

00:57:44.000 I finally finished the whole thing.

00:57:47.000 I regret my negative review.

00:57:48.000 It wasn't negative.

00:57:49.000 I just said it's kind of weird to do a whole movie about such a small thing.

00:57:51.000 But it is actually even more fascinating how after they moved it to a field in Tennessee, they start using planes, weather patterns, intersecting flights, because they see two planes go like this, which I guess is rare.

00:58:05.000 And the stars.

00:58:07.000 They start using the assignment of the stars.

00:58:10.000 And eventually they narrow it down to like two square miles.

00:58:12.000 And then some guy says, I'm just going to drive around honking my horn in this rural Tennessee.

00:58:19.000 Wow.

00:58:19.000 Tell me if you hear it.

00:58:20.000 And they're like, we're here.

00:58:21.000 We hear it.

00:58:22.000 It's getting louder.

00:58:23.000 And they found it.

00:58:24.000 They took it down and they put up a Pepe frog and a MAGA hat.

00:58:29.000 And Shila Buff proceeded to lose his fucking mind, which is always fun to watch. 1.00

00:58:39.000 And then Andy No was discussed recently on Tucker's show where he said, Yeah, I looked into it.

00:58:46.000 They are dying of suicide.

00:58:48.000 No one's killing them, though.

00:58:49.000 There's no genocide.

00:58:51.000 And the few that are dead were all killed by black gangsta thugs who, for some reason, Trannies are attracted to. 1.00

00:59:00.000 Andy Noah has run the numbers about these claims of violence and genocide against the trans community.

00:59:05.000 And here's what he found, having done actual research into it.

00:59:08.000 Quote, there is no genocide of trans people in the U.S. or anywhere in the West.

00:59:12.000 In fact, there's been an explosion of trans-identifying people, which research suggests is a social contagion spread by social media fads and youth peer pressure.

00:59:21.000 The few dozen trans people tragically killed in America each year are usually murdered by black men in the course of prostitution activities. 0.99

00:59:29.000 So we believe that that is factually true.

00:59:33.000 None of that ever gets mentioned, of course, least of all on nationality.

00:59:36.000 No one else, no one looks into it.

00:59:37.000 What are the exact details of the murder?

00:59:40.000 Did he fuck a tranny in the butt? 1.00

00:59:43.000 And give him a reach around and then feel so disgusted with himself for being gay that he killed him? 0.90

00:59:47.000 Or were the details of the penis not made clear during the initial transaction?

00:59:52.000 And then when he gets down to it, he notices a dick and goes, what the fuck, man?

00:59:55.000 I ain't no fag. 0.98

00:59:57.000 And then kills him.

00:59:59.000 That's what I call transaction.

01:00:02.000 Thank you, Andy.

01:00:05.000 They had that rally at the Brooklyn Art Museum during COVID, and de Blasio was totally for it, even though it was 100,000 people together with no mask.

01:00:12.000 It's okay.

01:00:14.000 The virus doesn't spread if you're doing radical leftist politics.

01:00:19.000 Remember, we were talking about how cool it would be to have a sign and just be like, it would be mugshots of everyone who killed a tranny. 1.00

01:00:26.000 And it'd be like, stop trans murder. 0.93

01:00:28.000 And it would just all be black dudes. 0.99

01:00:31.000 This is a memorial of all the people killed by cops?

01:00:34.000 No.

01:00:34.000 Nope.

01:00:35.000 That's over there.

01:00:36.000 It's three pictures.

01:00:37.000 The trans murder squad. 0.92

01:00:39.000 Actually, Milo, when he had a show on this network, he brought in some tranny chick and she showed what I just described. 1.00

01:00:45.000 She just went through all the faces.

01:00:46.000 It took fucking forever.

01:00:48.000 It was a montage of like 50 black dudes.

01:00:54.000 Wait a minute.

01:00:54.000 If it went on forever, then there is a genocide.

01:00:58.000 No, not really.

01:01:00.000 We're talking 100% of the dead trannies were murdered by black thugs because they were prostitutes. 1.00

01:01:04.000 And also, by the way, even within the prostitution world, they're like doing meth.

01:01:10.000 And these are not escorts in Vegas. 0.92

01:01:13.000 This is like the scummiest, most dangerous, radical, fringe prostitutes, alleyways. 1.00

01:01:19.000 So you're already in a demographic that's very violent. 0.79

01:01:22.000 Like if I was selling fucking newspapers to thugs in the most dangerous part of Baltimore at five in the morning, the odds of me dying are also pretty high just because of where I am.

01:01:37.000 Did you hear about the all-trans DC movie that they're coming out with, Gavin?

01:01:43.000 No.

01:01:44.000 It's called The Suicide Squad.

01:01:50.000 That's terrible, that.

01:01:52.000 That's terrible.

01:01:54.000 That's suicide.

01:01:56.000 They don't really care about suicide.

01:01:58.000 The people promoting this, they just don't like us.

01:02:01.000 And they know that we don't like that.

01:02:02.000 So they go, okay, more that.

01:02:04.000 The fact that it leads to death and it fucks up kids' lives, they don't fucking care.

01:02:08.000 They just want to make you uncomfortable because they don't like us.

01:02:12.000 This is all it is.

01:02:13.000 It's not even, it's not racism.

01:02:16.000 It's bigotry in the sense that they hate the West.

01:02:20.000 They hate themselves.

01:02:21.000 They hate their fathers.

01:02:22.000 They hate you.

01:02:23.000 They hate me.

01:02:24.000 And so they just keep throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks.

01:02:27.000 And when we go, hey, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's leading to death.

01:02:30.000 And like, oh, so now you're mad.

01:02:33.000 Well, yeah.

01:02:33.000 Hey, those are kids.

01:02:35.000 Oh, look.

01:02:35.000 He's all spicy.

01:02:38.000 Wow.

01:02:39.000 Look at you go, Mr. Grumpy Pants.

01:02:41.000 And you're like, okay, then you stand in front of the shit.

01:02:45.000 Stop it.

01:02:46.000 Go throw shit at yourself over there. 0.99

01:02:48.000 You could throw all the shit you want.

01:02:50.000 Just leave kids out of it and stop murdering people.

01:02:53.000 Sorry, I have such high standards, but I don't think murder is good, and I don't think children should be violated.

01:03:02.000 And then finally, in clown world, remember that clown Alok? 0.96

01:03:07.000 Yes.

01:03:08.000 Who talks, this is the fucker who said, yeah, you're so worried about trannies in bathrooms molesting your kids.

01:03:14.000 A lot of these young girls are not the princesses you make them out to be, implying that our daughters are sluts. 1.00

01:03:24.000 And when these trannies go into the bathroom, sometimes they're getting their cocks grabbed by our slutty daughters. 1.00

01:03:30.000 What?

01:03:31.000 What?

01:03:34.000 And instead of being ostracized by what is essentially promoting pedophilia and calling our children whores, he's teaching a class.

01:03:45.000 UPenn.

01:03:46.000 That's the dummies that hired Biden to be president. 0.97

01:03:49.000 He never even showed up once and talks about when he taught there.

01:03:53.000 UPenn hires non-binary trans feminine fashion model as LGBTQ scholar with anonymous $2 million gift.

01:04:02.000 Can you believe that?

01:04:04.000 I mean, talk about clown world when it's not even a metaphor anymore.

01:04:08.000 He's a fucking clown.

01:04:11.000 Like if you went to Pakistan and we were watching the Hindu circus, he'd come out and you'd be like, yay, I hope he rides a bear. 0.98

01:04:19.000 Can you imagine the class?

01:04:23.000 Imagine having a degree in what he's teaching?

01:04:26.000 What's happening there?

01:04:27.000 What?

01:04:40.000 What's happening in your mouth?

01:04:45.000 I can't imagine.

01:04:46.000 First, you'd have to learn a bunch of fake words like hegemony and discourse and our existence, the way they talk, why everyone is out to get them and deny that, why we all want them to die, why we need to protect trans children.

01:05:02.000 Let me make a prediction here.

01:05:05.000 The class is going great, and then he starts talking about minor attracted people, and they shut him down.

01:05:12.000 Guaranteed.

01:05:14.000 We've seen this happen a million times.

01:05:15.000 I'm not being very adventurous with this prediction, but we've seen these academics, they start saying, Don't hurt gays, and you're like, Yeah, okay, that's reasonable. 0.98

01:05:23.000 And then they go, gays are a woman, and the gender doesn't exist. 0.59

01:05:27.000 And you're like, man, I think it exists, but okay.

01:05:30.000 And then they inevitably end up with, you know, kids are sexual beings, and we have to let them grow and explore.

01:05:36.000 And you're like, all right, we're done.

01:05:38.000 You're out of here.

01:05:40.000 I'm against child rape.

01:05:42.000 Remember that academic?

01:05:43.000 She was a professor.

01:05:45.000 She said he was a he.

01:05:47.000 And he wrote a whole book and did a whole seminar on maps and was finally shut down.

01:05:53.000 That's where a lock is going to end up.

01:05:55.000 I have a friend who designs clothing for fat people because she's fat. 1.00

01:06:01.000 And we were good friends.

01:06:02.000 I've known her since I was in college.

01:06:04.000 And then she dumped me not too long ago for being, I don't know, incendiary.

01:06:10.000 And I was like, okay, so just to be clear, a lock was one of her models.

01:06:15.000 And I go, just to be clear, you're never speaking to me again because I like Trump, but one of the people promoting your fashion line is also promoting sex with children.

01:06:24.000 And that's fine.

01:06:26.000 Nice priorities, Alexandra Waldman.

01:06:31.000 All right, I think we're ready for the old mailbag.

01:06:34.000 Let's get Scrotals. 1.00

01:06:36.000 That's a very good point.

01:06:37.000 And the reason why I think the mailbag is important is...

01:06:40.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:06:43.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:06:48.000 Let me touch it.

01:06:55.000 Fridays are weird because I feel like it's a new audience.

01:06:59.000 So I want to show sort of a good template of what we talk about.

01:07:04.000 But when you're trying to do that and make the most typical show possible, it's not a typical show.

01:07:10.000 Because a typical show has silly ranting and chatting.

01:07:13.000 And when you take that away, take it away, take it away, take it away now.

01:07:20.000 You have a different show.

01:07:21.000 Here's something.

01:07:22.000 Gavin, Michelle Obama admitted to never being pregnant.

01:07:26.000 They used a surrogate both times.

01:07:28.000 I think I read it in Oprah magazine.

01:07:30.000 Please don't judge me.

01:07:31.000 Huh.

01:07:32.000 Okay.

01:07:34.000 That changes a lot of stuff.

01:07:36.000 Someone's made a t-shirt from last night's show, and it has a Brian quote on it.

01:07:41.000 And the quote is, I wasn't trying to party.

01:07:44.000 I was trying to celebrate my friend getting out of prison.

01:07:47.000 There's a difference.

01:07:51.000 I got to say, I feel so different since Max and John got out because I felt, oh no, I wasn't responsible for that, but they got in the fight at my talk.

01:08:02.000 And Tifa jumped them because of a club I started.

01:08:04.000 Now, Antifa was obviously wrong, so I'm not going to say that it's my fault.

01:08:09.000 But, you know, when someone gets in a fight at your talk and then goes to jail for four years, you feel inexorably linked to it, we'll say.

01:08:19.000 Now, with January 6th, I feel terrible for those guys, but I did beg them not to go.

01:08:24.000 So that feels much more distant.

01:08:26.000 I'm still going to fight for them, and we gave Nick Oakes a show, Letters from Prison.

01:08:30.000 I still talk to the lawyers all the time.

01:08:32.000 Which is free.

01:08:33.000 You could share it, and you should.

01:08:35.000 Try to raise money for them.

01:08:36.000 Oh, yeah.

01:08:36.000 Is Nick Oaks show-free?

01:08:37.000 It is, yeah.

01:08:38.000 Okay.

01:08:39.000 They're really good.

01:08:40.000 Yeah, they're really interesting, too.

01:08:42.000 I forgot how well-informed he is about the very nature of politics and votes and structuring society.

01:08:49.000 We really have put our best men in jail and canceled our greatest minds while at the same time promoting our stupidest, shittiest people.

01:08:58.000 A lock is a retard. 1.00

01:09:01.000 Joe Biden cannot speak English, and he's the leader of the left.

01:09:08.000 Let's do a little fashion show real quick.

01:09:10.000 There's a war on meritocracy in this country, and it'll be the death of America.

01:09:13.000 And as I keep saying, a war on meritocracy is a war on America.

01:09:17.000 America was built on meritocracy.

01:09:19.000 Who's that?

01:09:20.000 Just a little fashion show highlighting beautiful women. 0.91

01:09:24.000 Okay.

01:09:31.000 Same, same.

01:09:34.000 This is all the same.

01:09:36.000 They're all nines.

01:09:42.000 I kind of want to take his class.

01:09:44.000 Oh, my God.

01:09:45.000 If we got somebody in there.

01:09:46.000 Yeah, if you go to University of Penn State, which there are a lot of friendlies there.

01:09:50.000 They had you talk there.

01:09:52.000 No, that's a different college.

01:09:53.000 Fuck, well, whatever.

01:09:54.000 UPenn is not Penn State.

01:09:55.000 I'm sure one of our baby monsters goes there.

01:09:59.000 Yeah, please take that class.

01:10:01.000 And please try to get an A. I bet the way you do it is, and this is true of most college, you hear keywords.

01:10:08.000 They all have their word they love, like hegemony.

01:10:11.000 And then you make sure you put their favorite words in your essay.

01:10:14.000 And then they read it and go, this guy's got it.

01:10:21.000 This guy's looking for some advice.

01:10:23.000 We should probably send this to Gina and Mike.

01:10:25.000 They haven't put out a show in a while.

01:10:28.000 I saw a show Mike did by himself saying, I'm really embarrassed, or this is really hard for me to admit, but I work at a fucking grocery store now to pay the bills.

01:10:41.000 So we'll send this to them.

01:10:42.000 Hope they do it.

01:10:42.000 But he goes, I'm a 26-year-old man living in Halifax.

01:10:45.000 I just broke up with my girlfriend in 10 months.

01:10:47.000 Starting over is daunting as hell.

01:10:50.000 I'm a musician with a fairly successful actor in Canada in the UK, but the money is nothing.

01:10:54.000 I still work part-time jobs when I'm not gigging.

01:10:56.000 I want to have kids by the time I'm 30 or 31, but convincing girl within four years seems daunting. 1.00

01:11:00.000 I don't know.

01:11:01.000 Most girls my age around here are not looking to have kids.

01:11:05.000 Here's my advice.

01:11:06.000 Stop trying to get married and have kids within four years.

01:11:10.000 That's desperation.

01:11:12.000 Enjoy yourself, enjoy your hobbies, have passion for what's around you, and the rest will follow suit.

01:11:19.000 Girls are not into a dude who wants to have a baby now. 1.00

01:11:24.000 I mean, they want someone where that's going to happen, but he's got his own shit Going on, as Gary Coleman would say.

01:11:32.000 You need to be focused on that, and the rest will fall into place.

01:11:38.000 It's not attractive to be, I would like to have babies with you within four years.

01:11:42.000 Can we have five?

01:11:44.000 We're not Amish, we're not part of the sun-moon thing.

01:11:49.000 Although I like them now.

01:11:51.000 Remember, we made fun of them, the moonies, and then we met baby monsters who were moonies, and they're like, Yeah, I had an arranged marriage.

01:11:57.000 It worked out great, and we love guns, and we're madly in love.

01:12:00.000 Okay, sorry.

01:12:01.000 And we worship Christ, and we bring our AR-15s to church.

01:12:05.000 All right, you win, I lose.

01:12:08.000 But that's not our culture generally.

01:12:12.000 And get a real job.

01:12:14.000 Being in a band is a dead end.

01:12:16.000 Learn to produce music, be a sound engineer or something.

01:12:20.000 Because 26 touring in a rock band, we're coming to the end of the line, buddy.

01:12:27.000 You're not the stones.

01:12:28.000 29?

01:12:30.000 Being 32 on the road in a band, that's getting embarrassing.

01:12:35.000 40?

01:12:36.000 Well, you might as well be in a rap battle in Canada talking about posters of Gavin McInnes.

01:12:41.000 We could be in a lock band.

01:12:46.000 This guy is sending us a pic, Better Vid of Smoke Show.

01:12:50.000 And he's sending us this picture of this girl who's really into 80s stuff and how beautiful she is.

01:12:56.000 She's a perfect 10.

01:12:58.000 That chin is a little duty.

01:13:00.000 She's got some Slavic features, which is appealing. 0.90

01:13:02.000 A nice wide face that can be hot.

01:13:05.000 High cheekbones.

01:13:06.000 But this isn't a 10 to me.

01:13:08.000 This is like a 6.9, 6.6, even.

01:13:12.000 But the reason I like this kind of stuff is girls are always like unattainable, body image, and they only like hot chicks. 1.00

01:13:20.000 I get these emails all the time where someone says a perfect 10.

01:13:24.000 And it's never a 10 to me.

01:13:25.000 So the point is, ladies, it's not like everyone is looking for Emily Radajowski.

01:13:31.000 Our 10, one man's 10 is another man's six.

01:13:34.000 So if you're not fat, you have long hair, and you wear heels three times a week, some dude is going to be obsessed with you.

01:13:43.000 You've got like big, fat, drooping tits. 1.00

01:13:46.000 Some guy's going to be the, those are my exact tits. 1.00

01:13:49.000 Other guy's going to be like, I'm more of a small tits guy. 0.99

01:13:53.000 There's so few deal breakers.

01:13:55.000 There's remarkably thinning hair.

01:13:57.000 That's a deal breaker.

01:13:58.000 And there's tits where there's zero meat in them at all. 1.00

01:14:01.000 They've been emptied and they're just flapjacks.

01:14:03.000 That's a deal breaker.

01:14:04.000 That's two.

01:14:05.000 Even fatness, other guys are into.

01:14:09.000 It's more about like a symmetrical face.

01:14:13.000 That's really where the key of beauty is.

01:14:17.000 Good.

01:14:20.000 So that's, I don't know if I'm coming across the way I want to, but that's kind of an empowering thing, that video, that chick.

01:14:29.000 Because I'm looking at her going, all right, well, I hope someone's happy one day.

01:14:33.000 And he's looking at her like, this is a fucking goddess.

01:14:36.000 Go to her page.

01:14:38.000 She's really authentic, too, with her 80s shit.

01:14:42.000 When I look at this, I was like, I am so lucky to have been a teenager in the 80s.

01:14:46.000 It was the hottest time for women. 0.99

01:14:54.000 Huge hair.

01:14:56.000 They were always dressed up.

01:15:00.000 Well, what's she saying in the interview?

01:15:01.000 Is that just a picture?

01:15:02.000 It's like a bit.

01:15:03.000 Out of time.

01:15:08.000 Out of reach.

01:15:12.000 So she's got an 80s radio show.

01:15:17.000 A lot of shitty music during that time.

01:15:21.000 You know, the best example of that is Matthew Wilder, Nobody's Gonna Break My Stride.

01:15:27.000 So gay, and he wasn't even gay. 1.00

01:15:29.000 Look in the, it might be in the notes in the Evergreen notes.

01:15:34.000 What is it called?

01:15:36.000 It's in the opening song, Nobody's Gonna Break My Stride.

01:15:43.000 Oh shit, I killed it.

01:15:47.000 Why did I do that?

01:15:49.000 He's not there.

01:15:51.000 Well, just look up Matthew Wilder, Break My Stride.

01:15:56.000 The videos for it.

01:15:57.000 You're just like, holy shit, he's not gay? 0.63

01:15:59.000 People liked this song.

01:16:02.000 It's like a weird.

01:16:03.000 He was like a 70s folk musician.

01:16:05.000 Then the 80s came, they said, the folk shit's done.

01:16:08.000 You got to get gay now. 0.99

01:16:09.000 He's like, no problem.

01:16:14.000 Oh, yeah.

01:16:14.000 I thought this was Robin Williams for the longest time.

01:16:20.000 Can't break my stride.

01:16:23.000 Never gonna bring me down.

01:16:24.000 Didn't want no one to hold you.

01:16:26.000 What does that mean?

01:16:27.000 And you said, nothing gonna bring me down.

01:16:29.000 You know what the 80s is?

01:16:30.000 It's a giant commercial for the dangers of cocaine.

01:16:35.000 If you do too much Coke, you will dress like this, you will dance like this, and you will like this song.

01:16:41.000 Don't do drugs, kids.

01:16:43.000 Oh, he's got one of those, the Chapman stick, I think it's called. 0.97

01:16:53.000 Soul Train or something.

01:16:54.000 It's even gayer than that.

01:16:58.000 It's funny how gay shit doesn't give you douche chills the way that lesbian country song does. 1.00

01:17:03.000 Although she's gay. 0.90

01:17:05.000 Yeah, their bottom one there.

01:17:07.000 That one.

01:17:07.000 Yeah.

01:17:08.000 I went for the gayest looking one possible. 1.00

01:17:15.000 Oh my God.

01:17:17.000 He's a little AIDS man. 0.96

01:17:24.000 What's the proof he's not gay? 1.00

01:17:25.000 That he's got kids?

01:17:26.000 I know.

01:17:28.000 He's not.

01:17:29.000 Huh.

01:17:30.000 I got to keep on moving.

01:17:35.000 This is a good argument for homophobia. 0.98

01:17:38.000 He's like a little gay guy. 1.00

01:17:40.000 Is there an interview?

01:17:41.000 Come on.

01:17:44.000 Making songs is good.

01:17:45.000 I like songs.

01:17:46.000 Why did I kill that?

01:17:49.000 Um...

01:17:50.000 Thank you.

01:17:51.000 Celebrity mailbag Printy.

01:17:53.000 Quite frankly, I believe Printy should be eligible for a celebrity mailbag app.

01:17:57.000 I'd like to know what Printy thinks about PCMag.com's picks for the best printers in 2023.

01:18:04.000 Would he kick them out of bed?

01:18:06.000 Would he kick any of them out of bed for jamming papers?

01:18:09.000 Not a chance.

01:18:11.000 I mean, I've seen it.

01:18:12.000 I've seen it all.

01:18:13.000 If you've seen it, it prints.

01:18:15.000 I've seen it.

01:18:16.000 Holy shit, the top printer is my home printer.

01:18:18.000 The HP Office Jet Pro 910.

01:18:21.000 All-in-one printer.

01:18:22.000 Back in the day, even hotter.

01:18:24.000 The newer models aren't even as good.

01:18:26.000 You should have seen them back in the day in their prime.

01:18:29.000 What are you?

01:18:29.000 You're a Canon?

01:18:30.000 I think you're number two, bro.

01:18:32.000 Thanks.

01:18:33.000 I mean, it's not your exact model, but the Canon Maxify GX5020 is number two on the list.

01:18:40.000 And it looks like you.

01:18:42.000 It looks like a newer version of you.

01:18:44.000 What are you saying?

01:18:44.000 Oh, we all look the same.

01:18:45.000 No, I'm just kidding.

01:18:50.000 All right.

01:18:50.000 Next letter.

01:18:52.000 Oh, here's the interview.

01:18:57.000 Can we see that thing somewhere?

01:18:59.000 Not the guy.

01:19:00.000 Chapman stick.

01:19:01.000 This is Lloyd Mossetti.

01:19:03.000 Thank you, Lloyd.

01:19:03.000 I got a great shot of you, but is that...

01:19:09.000 What is that?

01:19:10.000 Well, it's a bass and a guitar.

01:19:12.000 Both?

01:19:13.000 Yes, and he plays like the piano.

01:19:14.000 And you play it like the piano.

01:19:16.000 Are you a guitarist or a piano player?

01:19:18.000 Bassist.

01:19:19.000 A bassist.

01:19:20.000 See, I ask a dumb question.

01:19:22.000 I get myself in trouble.

01:19:23.000 Excuse me, the last gentleman.

01:19:25.000 This is Mr. Joe Tarano.

01:19:26.000 Joe, nice to have you.

01:19:27.000 Great shot of Matthew Wilder there, camera guy.

01:19:30.000 Yeah, lots of dimes and nickels and quarters, but he doesn't seem gay.

01:19:35.000 I know.

01:19:37.000 But the movements are like, how do you move like that as a straight guy without feeling like yeek? 1.00

01:19:41.000 I've been out here for five years.

01:19:42.000 Remember how Blue Orsa Cult used to dress?

01:19:44.000 And they're straight.

01:19:46.000 Look at this.

01:19:47.000 Let's hear them talk.

01:19:48.000 Oh.

01:19:50.000 Do you ever get discouraged?

01:19:51.000 All the time, sure.

01:19:52.000 Yeah, it's an last time anyone's ever going to hear of you.

01:19:57.000 Your stride will be broken.

01:19:59.000 You have one song.

01:20:00.000 You will not keep on moving.

01:20:01.000 You ever think you're just going to be a one-hit wonder, and people will look at you and talk about whether you're gay or not?

01:20:08.000 Do you have a single word of advice for everybody out there who wants to do what you do and thinks that maybe it's easy?

01:20:14.000 Give up.

01:20:15.000 Yeah, just don't let anybody break your stride.

01:20:18.000 keep clubbing it out there.

01:20:20.000 You know, I think Thank you.

01:20:25.000 Listen to that, though.

01:20:26.000 It doesn't matter what you want to do.

01:20:27.000 If you hang in there, you...

01:20:31.000 But it's true.

01:20:32.000 But it's true.

01:20:36.000 Funny traffic interaction vid.

01:20:38.000 Okay, that seems like a good thing to end on.

01:20:42.000 Oh, this is white people in Montana.

01:20:44.000 This is Road Rage from Caucasians in one of the greatest states in the Union. 1.00

01:20:50.000 I fucking love Montana.

01:20:56.000 It's illegal to split lanes in Montana.

01:20:59.000 They legalized it today.

01:21:01.000 It's illegal in Montana.

01:21:03.000 They legalized it today in Montana.

01:21:05.000 Really?

01:21:06.000 Yeah.

01:21:09.000 Legalize what?

01:21:10.000 Splitting lanes.

01:21:12.000 It's legal for me to do this now.

01:21:14.000 Okay.

01:21:14.000 Pretty neat, huh?

01:21:15.000 Be careful.

01:21:18.000 Not exactly white people behaving badly, is it?

01:21:22.000 Hey! 0.99

01:21:22.000 You can't do that. 0.99

01:21:23.000 Yeah, I can't today.

01:21:24.000 Okay, have fun out there.

01:21:26.000 Watch yourself.

01:21:27.000 That's my bad.

01:21:27.000 Gotta keep up on the laws.

01:21:29.000 I got busted for that once in the East Village and the cops.

01:21:32.000 Like, you mind telling me why you're splitting lanes?

01:21:35.000 I hate that you mind telling me shit.

01:21:38.000 Because I want to get there faster.

01:21:40.000 That's why I have a motorcycle, dude.

01:21:42.000 What do you want me to say to that question?

01:21:43.000 What do you want me to say to that question?

01:21:51.000 Well, that was fucking scary.

01:21:57.000 Ah, dear.

01:21:59.000 Oh, dear.

01:22:00.000 I'm uninjured.

01:22:02.000 I'm uninjured.

01:22:03.000 Let me...

01:22:05.000 Sorry.

01:22:08.000 No anger, let's just...

01:22:10.000 Let's just take this calmly.

01:22:12.000 Do you think that was...

01:22:16.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, that's fine.

01:22:16.000 That's fine.

01:22:17.000 See, Count of McGregor's accident.

01:22:19.000 Some guy hit him when he was on his bike?

01:22:21.000 No, mate.

01:22:22.000 It's fine, mate.

01:22:22.000 It's fine, man.

01:22:23.000 It's fine.

01:22:24.000 Motorcycle?

01:22:25.000 No, regular bicycle.

01:22:27.000 Bicycle.

01:22:29.000 Do you think this is sprinkles?

01:22:30.000 Can I suggest the sprinkles?

01:22:32.000 Okay, we'll see.

01:22:32.000 What do you think of this?

01:22:35.000 Sucks.

01:22:35.000 Okay, it hasn't started.

01:22:37.000 Wait, it's me.

01:22:38.000 I think it's awesome.

01:22:40.000 Okay, well.

01:22:41.000 This is me and the rowdy boys.

01:22:42.000 No, no.

01:22:44.000 Okay, here we are.

01:22:46.000 This is how you get free boots from McDonald's throat. 0.98

01:22:50.000 Is that Drew from Compound?

01:22:54.000 No.

01:23:21.000 Hey, you.

01:23:23.000 I think you've got something that belongs to me.

01:23:27.000 Ended over.

01:23:28.000 Nice.

01:23:34.000 I'll see you around.

01:23:35.000 Oh.

01:23:44.000 I Oh, God.

01:23:48.000 I think we may be experiencing a generational gap.

01:23:52.000 You people have been deeply damaged by Adult Swim and Sam Hyde.

01:23:58.000 And I don't understand you anymore.

01:23:59.000 A lot of people have been damaged by Sam Hyde.

01:24:02.000 Let's get into the final video, folks.

01:24:05.000 We're home.

01:24:06.000 We're home.

01:24:20.000 You know, earlier with that letter, I said, don't worry about being married.

01:24:23.000 Just focus on your passions and everything else will fall into place.

01:24:28.000 But then I also told him not to focus on his passion, if his passion is being in a band until you're old, because that's dumb.

01:24:34.000 But when I say get married, it's sort of like when I say get fired.

01:24:41.000 I obviously don't want you just to go up to the boss and call him the n-word and kick him with the balls until you get fired. 0.71

01:24:46.000 What I mean is be yourself, be true to yourself, even if that means trouble at work.

01:24:52.000 If you support Trump and that's taboo at work, you don't have to go in with a MAGA hat, but if it comes up, be like, yeah, I'm a fan.

01:24:58.000 I think it's good for the country.

01:25:02.000 You can't not be you.

01:25:04.000 And if you think you're a woman, that's not you. 0.96

01:25:07.000 That's why they kill themselves.

01:25:09.000 But with the marriage thing, I don't mean like go up to girls and wing, will you marry me?

01:25:13.000 Anyone want kids?

01:25:14.000 Let's do this.

01:25:15.000 That's obviously as absurd as the boss scenario.

01:25:18.000 But you're dating a girl.

01:25:20.000 She's the one.

01:25:21.000 You've been with her for fucking years.

01:25:24.000 Put a ring on it.

01:25:24.000 Stop wasting time.

01:25:27.000 You don't want to be getting married when your parents are so fucking old, they don't recognize you.

01:25:34.000 And this is a very touching moment, but it's sullied by the takeaway that she seems to have waited a long fucking time because he has no idea who she is.

01:25:49.000 I'm someone very special, okay?

01:25:51.000 I'm a friend.

01:25:54.000 Come on, okay?

01:25:56.000 Yeah.

01:25:57.000 This is going to be great, okay?

01:25:59.000 This is a very, very special surprise.

01:26:01.000 Okay?

01:26:01.000 Alright, be careful right here.

01:26:03.000 It's a big step.

01:26:04.000 Alright?

01:26:04.000 There you go.

01:26:05.000 Okay?

01:26:06.000 Big feet.

01:26:08.000 Yep, yep.

01:26:08.000 I just want you to come right here with me, okay?

01:26:11.000 Big day.

01:26:12.000 It's a very, big, special day, okay?

01:26:14.000 Can you stay right here for a second, please?

01:26:15.000 Okay.

01:26:16.000 Okay.

01:26:19.000 Yes.

01:26:20.000 There we go.

01:26:20.000 Paints made him laugh.

01:26:23.000 Yeah.

01:26:26.000 Okay, look, I have this special surprise for you right here.

01:26:29.000 Okay?

01:26:30.000 Right like this.

01:26:31.000 Yeah, like this.

01:26:33.000 You know, paints?

01:26:35.000 We used to do this, you know, paints?

01:26:37.000 Yeah, you like this?

01:26:39.000 Yeah.

01:26:40.000 Okay.

01:26:42.000 Oh, that looks good.

01:26:43.000 That looks good.

01:26:45.000 Alright.

01:26:50.000 Julia.

01:26:53.000 Look so pretty.

01:26:56.000 It's today, Julie.

01:26:57.000 It's today.

01:27:01.000 Oh, my God.

01:27:04.000 Oh, my baby.

01:27:05.000 It looks so pretty.

01:27:09.000 I'm coming here.

01:27:13.000 It's so beautiful.

01:27:19.000 So stop wasting time because it'll all be over soon.

01:27:24.000 Enjoy yourself while you still can.

01:27:27.000 get fired get in trouble be brave and never stop fighting Add in the bush with my bushmaster pull time and bush light.

01:27:42.000 Y'all full of outlaw, have you feeling alright?

01:27:45.000 Scuffs on my beans, wearing these jeans.

01:27:48.000 Roll tide, yo, balls, dance safe things.

01:27:51.000 Smoking, drinking, fightin', riding, races, trackers, running straight.

01:27:54.000 Suck the balance here by the side of the stamp your day with a fish and bitin'. 0.92

01:27:58.000 Dropin' water, shaking bobbers.

01:28:00.000 I get these looks from my mama, get gas from my father.

01:28:03.000 Come on, we live in.

01:28:07.000 Feel it hard with the chicken.

01:28:10.000 From tickets, and mischief.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 24, 2023

S4E232 - BUTT BOYS IN THE AISLE

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