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00:00:13.000Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:48.000Once again, Australia hits it out of the park.
00:00:52.000I don't know what the F is going on with that country slash continent, but they keep churning out awesome bands!
00:01:26.000Like, Emil and the Sniffers, the fuckin' Smoko guys, the Chats, they just... I've said this a million times, the Australian music scene right now is as relevant as New York and England in the late 70s with punk and CBGBs and the 100 Club and the Sex Pistols and all that stuff.
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00:18:16.000And then there was one dude where you're like, you're the shit stain they all hate.
00:18:20.000And when they signed a contract with Comedy Central, everyone just was so happy that they finally got something going that they're like, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:21:47.000Oh my God, thank you for this, real world.
00:21:49.000See, once you stop being nice and you don't worry about, you know, hurting or being politically incorrect, all of this humor just falls into your lap.
00:22:06.000Like the guy, the black dude who said at our show in LA, he comes up to me and goes, man, I love your show on Wednesdays and stuff, but could you take it easy on the black people for once?
00:22:14.000Like, just like release the chokehold just a little bit.
00:23:14.000You're messing with a culture that's already vulnerable.
00:23:15.000The fact that when you're walking around the Bronx and, well, more specifically, New York City, Manhattan, the fact that every black woman you see is wearing a wig is like the elephant in the room.
00:23:33.000You're not supposed to acknowledge that this thing exists.
00:23:38.000Anyway, I remember when I was with my old buddy that I had the ad agency with and we were at a hotel on a business trip and there's an ad for Beyonce blonde shampoo and he goes, motherfucker.
00:24:33.000He's got a black wife, which Shane Gillis calls you a daywalker if you have a black wife, because you can be racist and no one can touch you.
00:24:41.000Is that the funniest thing you've ever heard?
00:25:43.000Remember my buddy Trevor in Tampa told me about this dude he was a drug dealer and coke I believe and that one of the kids in his neighborhood one of the guys who had bought from him before snitched on him when he got in trouble now I don't think he ended up getting arrested for whatever reason but he knew that there was a snitch down the road and the guy was a fucking beast murderer
00:26:06.000The kind of guy who has hand tattoos but isn't a poser.
00:26:09.000He has them so when you pull out your prison plate, the guy giving you the food can see your hand tattoos and he might give you a little more schlop.
00:26:35.000He's like fuck fuck this and he just released the pitbull he goes sick him so the pitbull is charging at him and the story goes that the drug dealer was like
00:26:50.000He's waiting as the thing's galloping towards him, and then when it does the PACHOOM!
00:27:07.000Of course, our dog owner fans will be furious about that story.
00:27:10.000I feel like that probably feels like the feeling of that is probably like, um, I want to say not like punching a shark cause that's different, but.
00:29:04.000You're not gonna be the same fucking New York dude from Queen and I bet you his dad's a rich LA like director so I bet he grew up in like Soho or something.
00:29:14.000Which doesn't have an accent and never did.
00:29:17.000Maybe Bill the Butcher days but uh no.
00:29:21.000Yo don't make that mistake I'm from New York!
00:30:25.000And you're kind of uncomfortable when she's around because you know she just got divorced and you're scared she's gonna put those ideas in your wife's head.
00:30:31.000She's got all fag-hag friends and she goes out for like $300 lunches because she got so much money from her ex.
00:31:38.000Shit talking for Gen X, a lot of it we stole from Mike Tyson.
00:31:43.000And Mike Tyson has a prison background, so he would talk about making someone his bitch, and then he would exaggerate that and say, hey, you're gonna suck my dick and I'm gonna fuck you.
00:31:51.000In the context of 80s and 90s tough guy talk, it does sound kinda scary.
00:31:56.000Like, I'm gonna face fuck you, you're gonna be my bitch.
00:35:39.000Nike angers feminists after choosing controversial trans influencer Dylan Mulvaney as the new face of its women's sports bra, days after Bud Light was slammed for putting it on.
00:38:06.000Oh, like emotionally, he was emotionally touched?
00:38:09.000And then the other, I know the story you're talking about where my brother at a, at a West Fest for no reason said, dude, you just got some dude with a hypodermic needle just walked by and poked you.
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00:44:44.000So again, I've said this a million times, my understanding is you find a proud boy, you catch him doing something wrong like coke or whatever, you go, look, you can go to jail for six years or you can be an informant.
00:44:53.000The guy says, always chooses informant.
00:44:55.000And then he doesn't have anything to inform.
00:44:58.000But what I find relevant about this filing is,
00:45:02.000If there were so many FBI operatives, we'll call them, within the club, then there's two possibilities here.
00:45:10.000Either they had no plan for the January 6th insurrection, I almost said resurrection, either there was no plan for Jan 6th, in which case let Joe Biggs and Zach and Ethan free, or option two, you knew about the plan and let it happen anyway.
00:45:27.000In which case, the FBI is complicit in treason, which is also pretty bad and should also, by the way, lead to a mistrial and get those guys out of jail.
00:46:08.000I don't think I've been to a meetup with Proud Boys where there was more than 40 guys.
00:46:12.000There was the one in New York City, which doesn't exist anymore, as far as Proud Boys go, after Ethan Nordin delivered that knockout punch.
00:46:43.000It's going to be the same as Max and John.
00:46:45.000They're going to go through thousands of hours and have me saying, like, fuck shit up, like the one they love is Choke-A-Tranny.
00:46:55.000I'll probably take that out of context.
00:46:57.000And the context is Antifa were going up to Trump supporters spitting in their faces, I wasn't there for this or I would have done something, and then saying, I'm a woman, you can't hit me!
00:47:07.000And the fucking idiots who were being spat on were complying.
00:51:57.000You know how much pussy this guy was getting?
00:52:04.000You know why, by the way, Giannis is saying this?
00:52:06.000Because a black guy is the head of a white supremacist organization.
00:52:09.000So again, when people get information that contradicts their beliefs, they become more steadfast in those beliefs.
00:52:17.000So this dummy assumes that Enrique's dumb and he's just a member of a... The possibility that the Proud Boys are not white nationalists has never occurred to him.
00:52:30.000Unfortunately, this kid is 40-something.
00:54:45.000What are you guys having awesome parties in Vegas and all over the world and having camaraderie and a brotherhood that you guys could rely on each other when the world says you're a fucking outcast and you need to go fuck yourself?
00:54:53.000You're wasting your time trying to maintain the Constitution and save America from itself.
00:54:57.000Why don't you just laugh at stuff like me?
00:55:40.000Of my father-in-law's neighbor who's a doctor and his son is a brain surgeon and he had to have a tumor removed from his head, right, and then he had to do like 23 hours straight of surgery because doctors are on call like that.
00:55:56.000So you're saying that Enrique is not as good as a genius brain surgeon who works 24-hour shifts?
00:56:58.000I heard Joe Rogan saying that there's more feds in Proud Boys than there are Proud Boys.
00:57:02.000For the record, Joe, I've said this before, there's 5,000 Proud Boys around the world, even in that crazy Julie Kelly scenario where they were injected into the club
00:57:14.000Possibly because of the plans for Jan 6.
00:57:26.000I think he's getting from an article that said there was more FBI-linked Proud Boys than there were non-FBI-linked Proud Boys in the Capitol.
00:57:39.000Anyway, people in LA are not known for their facts.
00:57:43.00050, 20, and I have to get it on, hold on one second.
00:57:47.000I mean, the FBI, Haas's rescue teams are great guys, but it was likely told and communicated through some kind of agreement between Facebook and the FBI where they say, Hey, here's the blacklist.
00:58:01.000And I can't prove this, but this is Kyle thinks the same thing.
00:58:04.000Here's the blacklist, blacklist all these guys and all these organizations because they're potentially extremist.
00:58:10.000I mean the Three Percenters, the Proud Boys, who we are not any of those.
00:58:16.000We are lumped up in the same exact list as that.
00:58:20.000And it said these guys have a low history of violence.
00:58:25.000And I'm like, what the fuck does low history of violence mean?
00:59:15.000Why is Gavin on there as the... You know, the stupid Proud Boys would not even be a thing without the moronic clamping down on free speech.
00:59:23.000So that picture that they have at the end where it shows Gavin McGinnis and the Proud Boys as the bad... Here's the terrorism they were engaged in.
00:59:32.000They were at Berkeley doing the speech Ann Coulter was going to do, but they said she couldn't come.
00:59:38.000So that's, like, how is that as the antithesis of George Carlin?
00:59:43.000Like, we would even be in this position without all the censorship that George Carlin hated.
01:05:28.000Like, you know, all those, those bar rescue and those places end up bankrupt like a month after Gordon Ramsey or John Taffer, what's his name?
01:05:38.000A month after they leave like your restaurant sucks cuz you suck It's not that you didn't have a nice a nice enough sign or you should have had trivia night.
01:05:46.000You just suck so This guy is trying to help people sort out their financial lives a pretty successful YouTube channel and this is some weird sad homosexual who lives with his parents and he goes just work harder and
01:06:01.000And stop going out to eat, which is basically what he says to everyone.
01:06:05.000And this guy's like, I've had it really rough and I don't think me going out to eat is the problem.
01:07:05.000And not only is it a straw man in that sense, where they go, these guys, they come home to their mommy and they pretend that they're saving the world.
01:07:12.000But it's also used as a straw man to say like, sorry, I'm late.
01:07:39.000Okay, we have a bookstore here in Riverside, California that borders on parody.
01:07:43.000They watched the feminist bookstore sketches on Portlandia's guidelines for their business model.
01:07:47.000By the way, that feminist bookstore that is in Portlandia hates Portlandia and Fred and they're all banned because they finally caught on that they were being ridiculed.
01:07:57.000So they can't shoot that show and sketch anymore.
01:08:26.000This woman blames her eviction as a bigoted harassment attempt.
01:08:30.000She has hosted Drag Queen Story Hour and is convinced it's a retaliation.
01:08:34.000Remember, seven others are also being evicted.
01:08:36.000She mentions that someone put a Proud Boy sticker on her door as a sign of what's to come, without showing any proof.
01:08:43.000Yeah, you'd think she'd take a picture of it, right?
01:08:46.000She has riled up her sycophants to attack the property manager through any digital channel they can, and has lied that she only has four weeks to vacate when she has ten.
01:09:01.000These people, oh my god, that reminds me, I don't know if you're gonna find this as funny as I did, but Larry Barnes at the gym, he's talking about this guy's ex-girlfriend who ruined his life, the guy's life, and he goes,
01:10:09.000This whole event feels like a microcosm of leftism in general.
01:10:12.000These people are ready to spend their time fighting the assumption of injustice, fucking hearsay about Proud Boys when presented with the fact that seven other businesses are also closing.
01:10:23.000And then here we have their flyer that Ryan just showed.
01:10:27.000And they want you to know... Again, guys, allow me to be sexist.
01:13:17.000Because the people who are in charge of the New York Times bestseller lists are gay.
01:13:21.000So when a homo farts onto a page, they're like, perfect, love it!
01:13:26.000Anyway, a large part of the book is all about yours truly, so I thought it would be prudent to sit down and read a few pages from this stunning memoir.
01:14:00.000Dirtbag, Massachusetts by Isaac Fitzgerald.
01:14:09.000The second time I saw Gavin McInnes's dick wasn't my fault.
01:14:12.000It happened when I was getting a haircut and the hungover Lee, Chatty Barber, was telling me about his partly professional and occasionally social relationship with McInnes.
01:14:22.000He's taking some liberties here with the word hungover.
01:14:31.000And once you realize that this person is just a raging queen, you go, oh, it's just like a gay guy going, and then I was over there and I was freaking out!
01:14:52.000And then the other Liberty here, of course, he's doing the second time first, mixing it up.
01:14:57.000The second time, oh sorry, blah, blah, blah.
01:14:59.000If you're lucky enough not to know, McInnes is a founder of Vice Magazine and Vice Media, whose post-Vice careers involved a lot more speechifying, denying, see, you almost have to read this in a gay voice, because he makes up all these words.
01:15:15.000It involved a lot of hate speechifying, denying that said hate speechifying was meant sincerely and creating a group of called the Proud Boys.
01:15:23.000So I have to reread that for you here.
01:15:27.000If you're lucky enough not to know, McInnes is a founder of Vice Magazine, Vice Media, whose post Vice career has involved a lot of hate speechifying, denying that said hate speechifying was meant sincerely and creating a group called the Proud Boys.
01:15:40.000Give you two guesses what they're proud of.
01:15:42.000Apparently, Proud Boys are proud to be white.
01:15:46.000Now, he's gay, so what about the gay Proud Boys?
01:19:14.000They also love to talk about humor, as in the left has no sense of.
01:19:18.000Now this guy, the reason I was told about this, my friend's husband is listening to the audio book and he goes, dude, this guy talks about you for half an hour in this book.
01:20:08.000Because you know what is fucking funny?
01:20:10.000Naming their, in their words, pro-Western fraternal organization for men who refuse to apologize for creating the modern world, the Proud Boys, a name that sounds like nothing more than a group of four-year-olds who've cleaned up their toys or gone potty successfully, both major accomplishments in early childhood development of which one should actually be proud.
01:20:30.000There's plenty of groups called the Boys.
01:20:35.000What should you be called, the Proud Men?
01:20:39.000Though the Southern Poverty Law Center has designated the Proud Boys as a hate group, McInnes denies this and has even sued the SPLC for defamation.
01:20:46.000A not at all hate groupie thing to do.
01:20:49.000Yeah, it isn't a hate groupie thing to do.
01:20:52.000What is with all these letter Y's at the end of every fucking word?
01:22:51.000But what did it say about me that just by sitting in this chair, getting this haircut, looking like whatever I look like, all of a sudden I appeared to be the type of person who'd be really pleased to see a picture of Gavin McInnes, head of the Proud Boys, literally partying with his dick out.
01:23:07.000Long before getting a haircut somehow exposed me to Proud Boy Dick, hair had always been fraught for me.
01:23:13.000So now we go on and on about his fucking hair.
01:24:30.000Finally, we're getting back now to my cock.
01:24:33.000Get back to where you once penis belonged.
01:24:36.000Finally, there was the guy who showed me Gavin McInnes dick being the captive audience at the men's evil bullshit parade every time I sat down for a haircut.
01:24:46.000What also sucked that I wasn't just sitting and watching a spectacle go by, this was their way of holding a handout, inviting me to jump on the float.
01:25:01.000And they have whiskey there sometimes, and we would tell dirty jokes and stuff and say horrible things, like Bill Burr was saying the other day.
01:25:08.000He couldn't help, when he was watching something about domestic abuse, he couldn't help think, I wonder what the last thing she said to him before he hit her.
01:26:30.000The thing is, after years of working as a bouncer, I'm not inexperienced with physical altercations, and I'm pretty good at talking drunks down.
01:27:33.000I've got fucking ten years of columns.
01:27:37.000So it's not an accomplishment, is my point.
01:27:40.000Recently I was at a friend's house in LA and mentioned that I was working on this essay.
01:27:43.000On hearing Gavin McInnes' name, my friend got up and dug around his closet until he emerged with a copy of the 2004 collection Vice Do's and Don'ts 10 Years of Vice Magazine Street Fashion Critiques, a book I hadn't cracked in over a decade.
01:28:31.000They always say, does she say that shit just to freak people out?
01:28:34.000I go, no, she talks in public the way we all talk in bars.
01:28:37.000She writes the way we all talk in bars.
01:28:40.000And when people see someone not censoring themselves and making like normal jokes, people go, well, you're just doing that to blow my mind.
01:29:35.000It's sort of like when you see someone dressed really femininely on the street, and you go, please be gay, please be gay, please be gay, please be gay.
01:29:41.000Because you don't want one of us dressing like that.
01:29:43.000Or if you see a guy getting a pedicure, you look in the salon as you walk by, you're like, please be gay, please be gay, please be gay, please be gay.
01:29:50.000That's what you should say when you pick up this book.
01:29:55.000But the book wasn't just sprinkled with a few badly aged jokes here and there.
01:30:00.000It was nothing less than an artifact from another era.
01:30:04.000Over time, Kul does one of three things.
01:30:58.000After reading the book, I found it wasn't only overtly awful, it also contained more subtle awfulness than I'd remembered, see with the awfulness and the awfully and awfulitizing, than I remembered, ultimately making it all the more awful and insidious and damaging.
01:31:15.000I went in expecting a plain old outrageous face full of racism and misogyny and got dot, dot, dot.
01:31:21.000Well, yeah, a whole boatload of racism and misogyny, with much of it cloaked and buried and tempered in various ways, along with a whole lot of transphobia and fatphobia.
01:31:53.000He's so mad about a book he used to think was funny and now doesn't.
01:31:57.000I guess what he's saying here is he totally supports this political correctness and he's lashing out, betraying his old self and saying, those days were horrible and I can't believe I was part of it.
01:32:19.000This is the kind of people who tell you where Anne Frank is.
01:32:23.000Gavin McInnes loved to give offensive compliments to reference racist canards about black penis size and Asian math skills while thumb upsing people's outfits.
01:33:21.000They were Trojan horses, which praise as the facade.
01:33:25.000Because if you accepted the praise, you'd also need to engage with the horrible ideas woven into the praise, as if they were worth considering.
01:33:33.000Weighing or even accepting, one page contained an image of some Nazi fuckheads at a rally, marveling at their dapperness and mastery of graphic design.
01:34:26.000You're freaking out that sometimes I would randomly put someone in the do's or the don'ts.
01:34:31.000Obviously, the do's and don'ts was a construct to make laughs and do fashion commentary and humor.
01:34:38.000And the fact that they're interchangeable shows that you shouldn't be taking it so fucking seriously.
01:34:45.000Anyway, he goes on and on and on about this book, and the McInnes of the Vice Do's and Don'ts was slippery, wrong-footed, and un-pindownable.
01:34:54.000I feel sorry for the copy editor who had to go through it and go, so you meant to say un-pindownable?
01:35:10.000More than 15 years later, I believe he has shown us what he really means.
01:35:14.000The mask became his face, or it always was, and it is the same face worshipped and worn by so many people in this current moment that shifts at a moment's notice from Troll to Jester to Dapper Dan, but is recognizable by the hate shining out of the eye holes!
01:36:45.000One last little edgy joke in a book filled with them.
01:36:48.000Or at least that's how it seemed to me.
01:36:51.000So yeah, to recap, when I moved to San Francisco, my copy of the book was in one bag I took, which meant I'd made room for it.
01:36:56.000A little cutout of Gavin McInnes' dick, removed from one page so it'd be glued to another.
01:37:01.000Then he adds, because I was one of those idiots who did go to the trouble.
01:37:05.000This guy sat there with scissors, cutting out a picture of my penis and then gluing it onto my body so he could see the whole thing.
01:37:14.000Anyway, I can't do this anymore, but it goes on and on and on, and then he talks about growth and how important it is to grow.
01:37:22.000And the thing with these morons who betray themselves, kind of like the Beastie Boys sang that first album, which by the way, made all their money.
01:37:29.000Kind of like when the Beastie Boys sang that first album, Licensed to Ill, technically their second album.
01:38:05.000Like, not only will they betray their neighbors when fascism comes, they're happy to betray themselves.
01:38:09.000But the strange thing about this, too, is as they do this betrayal and this sort of self-deception, they talk about how better they are as people and how better they are than you.
01:38:21.000You see, if you don't betray yourself, then you haven't grown.
01:38:25.000And I'm going to teach you how to do it.
01:38:28.000So not only are they ratting on their neighbors, but they're like, this is how you do it.
01:38:32.000This is how you go with Stalin and progress.
01:38:35.000And I just thought this was an amazing little paragraph.
01:38:39.000I know that educating people in this way can sometimes feel like explaining very nicely and patiently and calmly to the person who's just stabbed you.
01:39:44.000Oh, I'm glad that we had that bit of levity at the end.
01:39:46.000The Proud Boys stuff was getting kind of boring.
01:39:50.000But yeah, it's getting to the point now with critics where you can tell something sucks by how well it's rated, like the Rotten Tomatoes thing.
01:39:58.000So when you see something on the New York Times bestseller list, you go, oh, OK, garbage.
01:40:02.000And when you hear something's terrible, it ends up being awesome.
01:40:05.000My favorite example, of course, is Curb Your Enthusiasm, where they said, this is the worst season ever.
01:42:52.000Great experience and then also I'm thinking about making a video of how you could do that over Zoom and we can kind of, you know, just show how easy that process would be.
01:45:24.000Although, what do women do when they do standup?
01:45:27.000They just make disgusting sex jokes, because that's all they got.
01:45:31.000I have a boyfriend somehow, but I don't like everything he takes me to do.
01:45:36.000Sometimes he tries to take me to the shooting range, but I just don't enjoy it, because for me, shooting a gun is a lot like giving a handjob.
01:45:44.000Like most women, I'm not very good at it, and I would really rather just put it in my mouth.
01:48:32.000And girls often accuse men of being effeminate and having a weird chick voice for some strange reason.
01:48:38.000Even though it was just an experiment, Norris said the whole experience messed with her sense of identity and made her extremely depressed.
01:48:43.000She committed suicide about a year ago.
01:48:45.000That's the real reason for the higher suicide rate among trans people.
01:48:48.000They aren't actually the opposite sex trapped in their body.
01:48:50.000They just don't understand themselves.
01:48:54.000So for Dylan Mulvaney, who's only 26, whatever artificial happiness he's getting from all the media attention, reality is going to catch up with him.
01:49:32.000I don't, I don't ever ask if something's a joke anymore because like that black kid axing the tree, a question, that's just as good as a birthday boy sketch so I'm equally satisfied.
01:51:14.000But it definitely hurts other people by the words you use.
01:51:18.000And you don't understand that this has the impact
01:51:20.000When I was at school, and I remember it now, when I was in an English class, I used to sit with my hand like this, and you're sat now like this.
01:53:04.000Yes, well you are a little late to the party.
01:53:06.000I think the world understands that John Mayer is an exquisite guitar player for sure and very tasteful but also very technical really when you look at it.
01:53:15.000Now he doesn't, my only problem with him is he doesn't really venture out of the blues and blues just kind of feels a little muddy to me sometimes.
01:53:23.000But I'm in he's impressive super impressive super delicious licks Almost like better than slash in some regards, but not as cartoony and pop and vivid as slash might be however, he is fairly good and Toodles to you.
01:54:37.000My wife sleeps in, like, a three-piece suit.
01:54:41.000She has leggings and a t-shirt on and something else on and socks and underwear and, like, she's... If we ever have a house fire, she won't have to put on anything but shoes.
01:54:50.000Sunglasses, fucking... I thought it would be funny to, when we lived in an apartment building, to just come out at the fire warning and just be nude going, poof.