Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 10, 2023


S4E238 - UNDERCOVER RETARD


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

140.13423

Word Count

696

Sentence Count

80

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary

On this week's episode of Get Off My Lawn, the boys discuss Easter, the Mets, and why they don't like the Mets. Plus, Ryan talks about why he's not a Mets fan and why he doesn't care.


Transcript

00:01:11.000 That was Glas Vegas.
00:01:13.000 Are they Scottish by any chance?
00:01:16.000 A wee bat.
00:01:17.000 Okay.
00:01:18.000 I'm a sucker for anything Scottish, especially Glasgow.
00:01:22.000 One of the most violent cities in the world.
00:01:26.000 One of the most beautiful cities in the world.
00:01:29.000 I have a love-hate relationship with my parents' hometown.
00:01:33.000 I don't like violence.
00:01:36.000 But everyone in that fucking country is funny.
00:01:39.000 Every single person.
00:01:41.000 And all the banter at every pub is just quality.
00:01:45.000 Walk into any pub, just start talking to people.
00:01:48.000 And it's hilarity from top to bottom.
00:01:51.000 They say the same of the Mexicans.
00:01:53.000 See?
00:01:54.000 They say that the northern Mexicans are all funny.
00:01:58.000 And that's what we get up here.
00:02:00.000 That's why Mexicans are always riffing in the restaurant.
00:02:04.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn.
00:02:06.000 Ladies and gentlemen, Ryan Katsu-Rivera is here.
00:02:10.000 Boy.
00:02:13.000 How are you doing?
00:02:13.000 Good?
00:02:14.000 What'd you do this weekend?
00:02:16.000 Easter.
00:02:17.000 I've been ramping up for Easter.
00:02:20.000 You spent the weekend ramping up for Sunday.
00:02:23.000 Because Friday was a big day.
00:02:25.000 Saturday's a big day, and Sunday's a big day, too.
00:02:28.000 So I was reflecting on Jesus a lot more than usual because when you're a Catholic, you're kind of held to a higher standard of devotion, I think.
00:02:36.000 You have to do shit.
00:02:37.000 Did you attend church?
00:02:39.000 Oh, my God.
00:02:40.000 Did I ever?
00:02:40.000 I was upset when we were at the live show that I couldn't go to Palm Sunday.
00:02:46.000 I was waiting all year for Palm Sunday because you get the palm and you fold it up and then you give back.
00:02:50.000 Then those become the ashes for Ash Wednesday.
00:02:53.000 And now it's like that whole cycle when it comes around, you get your ashes, you're like, these are from the palms that we got.
00:02:58.000 And I was like bummed out.
00:02:59.000 And I was looking for churches out in the area there.
00:03:02.000 And you're already bored.
00:03:05.000 So why didn't you go?
00:03:07.000 Because they were before 8 p.m.
00:03:09.000 I was trying to get it around.
00:03:11.000 We had dinner with Brett Eastonellis at 7, and the mass they had was Saturday.
00:03:15.000 Oh, you're talking about when we were in L.A. L.A. That's last weekend, Ryan.
00:03:19.000 Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant.
00:03:21.000 What?
00:03:22.000 Last weekend, we missed Palm Sunday.
00:03:24.000 But we're talking about this weekend, and you just went off on a tangent about 10 days ago.
00:03:28.000 Yeah, you were saying it ramps up, and you said, why is it ramp up?
00:03:32.000 And I said, well, I'll tell you.
00:03:35.000 It's been ramping up since Lent, the beginning of Lent.
00:03:38.000 It goes in the desert.
00:03:39.000 You've been ramping up for Easter for 40 days.
00:03:42.000 Yes.
00:03:42.000 Okay.
00:03:43.000 I've been thinking about it.
00:03:44.000 Why do I ever ask anything?
00:03:46.000 Why?
00:03:46.000 It's like the Mets.
00:03:48.000 I refuse to be entertaining.
00:03:49.000 I'm not going to punish myself by following this team.
00:03:52.000 I was talking to Fleckis yesterday because I was at the Mets game.
00:03:56.000 And I told you my favorite story about the Mets is when I said to Fleckis, dude, you seem like a Mets fan.
00:04:02.000 You're a fat dude.
00:04:03.000 You got a beard.
00:04:04.000 You're from Queens.
00:04:06.000 Why don't you like the Mets?
00:04:07.000 And he said, not kidding.
00:04:10.000 He goes, well, let's see.
00:04:11.000 I'm not a Jew.
00:04:12.000 I'm not a retard.
00:04:13.000 So why would I?
00:04:15.000 And I love that story because he's not trying to be funny.
00:04:17.000 He was definitely, he was being analytical and trying to break down why he's not a Mets fan.
00:04:22.000 And after he said that, every time I go to City Field, I see nothing but retards and Jews.
00:04:29.000 And then I saw there were some hipsters.
00:04:31.000 Hipsters seem to be getting into the Mets.
00:04:33.000 And my buddy goes, oh, look, it's not just Jews and retards.
00:04:37.000 And then we're like, well, what are hipsters, though?
00:04:40.000 Ultimately, they're Jewish retards.
00:04:43.000 So we're still at 100%.
00:04:44.000 They're super fans.
00:04:45.000 At one point, I saw a guy like, and there was a dude with a yamuka like directing him around.
00:04:52.000 Wow.
00:04:52.000 I'm like, holy shit.
00:04:53.000 I took a picture of him actually, but it's not very good.
00:04:56.000 But I was like, holy shit, a Jew and a retard together.