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00:01:33.000And I don't know, I couldn't help but think there's a latent guilt there with white people, with Led Zeppelin, and they think Elvis ripped off the blues.
00:01:41.000And when they found a guy that didn't sound, sounded a little, I don't know, funky, esoteric, attainable,
00:01:50.000They got really excited and said, can we get together?
00:01:54.000Fat Possum Records, I think, began because of him.
00:01:56.000And all these old punks were putting out his albums.
00:03:56.000If you gotta be trans, then you gotta be tough.
00:04:00.000And I'm not, it's not because they were fag bashed or anything, it's because they were doing drugs and they were in with weirdos and they were attracted to like bad boy gangsters who would then feel weird that they fucked a dude up the ass.
00:04:12.000Anyway, sorry, this is the free show, the Friday show, it's a sponsored show.
00:06:21.000A lot of people listen on Spotify usually and it's
00:06:25.000Is there a way to see how many people have listened to it?
00:06:27.000On Spotify they like to they really like hold it tight like
00:06:32.000I was at a Puerto Ricans for Thanksgiving and there was a dude there he had a he had like a crazy jerry curl perm he was wearing UGG boots he had his nails did like with with color on them.
00:06:46.000And he had a purse and I said uh I can't remember what I was talking about it's like and then there's that gay dude there and they go what gay dude and they go the dude with the purse the Gucci purse he's not gay
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00:08:19.000Actually, I know you guys who know about guns hate us New Yorkers, but you should notice that we have the strictest gun laws imaginable, and we still have a murder a day.
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00:08:55.000They are... Remember with that shooting too, my wife, who's a woman, was like, what's going on with the guns?
00:09:02.000And I go, my understanding is it wasn't an AR-15 that did the shooting.
00:09:06.000Well, obviously it wasn't, you know what I mean?
00:09:07.000The shooter didn't use an AR-15, the tranny, but it was an AR-15 that took her down.
00:09:12.000But have you noticed, and I mentioned this yesterday, that when anyone talks about mass shootings and guns, they never want to know the details of the shooter.
00:09:22.000Like, they could have made the gun, or it could have been stolen from the military.
00:09:44.000And our old pal John Lott, who we've interviewed a million times on the show, pointed out that he met Obama when they were both professors at Chicago University, and Obama said to him, Professor Obama said, I don't want anyone to have guns.
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00:12:12.000I bet there's some cross-contamination.
00:12:13.000That's why I did the shots, because I thought, I've already done the nasal spray, why don't I try to get some stuff down into the body that can burn bad things.
00:12:22.000It kind of looks like it's getting better, no lie.
00:13:26.000I almost took a picture of it the other day.
00:13:28.000Like, can you point the camera down to what's around your feet?
00:13:31.000I think I gotta unconnect it and reconnect it, because... There's, like, Gatorade bottles full of piss and fucking... No, no, I threw those out.
00:13:38.000Bud Light and, like, a million... What are those things you chew?
00:15:39.000I texted it to you, Ryan, not the- take the most, most recent one, because it's got a good Willem Dafoe ending, but Joe Biden is in Ireland right now crying about his son, which I guess is fine.
00:15:49.000I mean, I'd obviously, if anything- fuck, if my son stubbed his toe, I'd start bawling, but if I was president, and everyone was watching the world, I think I might be like, I gotta go poo, and then like go cry in the port-a-potty.
00:18:09.000It's the retardation more that bothers us.
00:18:14.000Like when you say, come on man, you know the thing.
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00:18:27.000Actually, let's take a segue, Ryan, and treat this as another
00:26:31.000The worst case is that his pedophilia was coming out and he wants all of us, I guess elites and Biden supporters, to go licking people, kids mostly, smelling.
00:26:43.000Let's smell and lick all the kids in the entire world.
00:26:46.000I think, this is just my personal opinion, I think that's what he really meant.
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00:29:18.000You know I met this ad sales guy after we fired the other dude for allowing Nazis to ridicule us and he introduced me to his girlfriend and she was like 35 or maybe even 40 and had no intention of having kids and he goes what do you think and I go she's really cool but you should dump her because she's old and she doesn't want kids so it's a waste of your life and he goes hmm and then later he called me he's like we ended up breaking up you were right
00:29:47.000What is with these dudes who fall in love with a 40-year-old when they're 25?
00:34:56.000If I stole 100 suitcases from JFK today, I'd have a lot of kids' clothes, I'd have a lot of basketball shorts, I'd have a lot of New York Jets sweatshirts.
00:35:08.000I wouldn't have an African fashion designer's Ghanaian fucking robes.
00:35:14.000Unless, of course, I was stalking that woman and that's what I like to wear.
00:35:19.000So I think this whole story is way bigger than I stole a suitcase.
00:35:24.000Because he tried to make it, not only did I not steal a suitcase, I just accidentally grabbed one.
00:35:51.000A lot of these tranny drag queens are not gay and not the famous ones but like when you see a guy who's super ugly on TikTok, yeah he's getting a $3,000 fine and he's wearing panties and stuff and he says he's a lesbian that's obviously the biggest giveaway but
00:38:00.000will become an indiocracy and regularly experience nationwide infrastructure collapses and other failures.
00:38:08.000And he talks about Norfolk and the crash over there and how just before this unbelievable explosion of bullshit, Norfolk Southern Transportation had initiated a diversity initiative where they were going to focus on black and brown people, gays, women.
00:38:30.000In other words, they were abandoning meritocracy.
00:38:33.000And right after they did that, coincidentally, the shit hit the fan.
00:43:05.000And I think a loving family is very important, but fashion-wise, some of the best looks are abandoned kids, latchkey kids, and deadbeat dads.
00:43:14.000My summer look is very contingent on Hawaiian shirts, which is what alcoholics who abandon their families wear.
00:43:23.000So don't abandon your family, but get the look.
00:43:57.000And he's got that baby blue suit that I had Nina Fashions make me?
00:44:02.000Ladies, if you're curious what you should be wearing, you may want to check out Teri Garr in the movie, Oh God, with her cute little overalls.
00:44:15.000Anyway, we're going to get to summer looks shortly, but I should do a whole green screen on this, but is that her in Oh God?
00:44:27.000That was my generation's first major boner was Terry Garan, oh god.
00:46:14.000Okay, no, that's relevant that he said, where you at?
00:46:17.000Cause I'm looking at this guy in his working class undershirt and his blue t-shirt and I'm like, yeah, you are not a contractor down on his luck.
00:48:27.000What is, in LA, someone's, I don't know, if someone, if someone had a swastika tattooed on their forehead and or had that hat on, I wouldn't be able to hold a normal conversation.
00:48:41.000Anyway, it made me think about all these shows where, I don't know, this is maybe not political correctness, but it's like hot correctness.
00:48:50.000That might be the name of the show today.
00:51:53.000We all know that when women are on birth control, their bodies think they're in the third trimester of pregnancy, and those women, genetically, they want to be around a strong man that doesn't want to fuck them, aka their brother.
00:52:03.000So they're looking for, like, sexless sweethearts who are tough.
00:54:16.000I think he's got Native American blood.
00:54:19.000He does kind of have that sort of like... Yeah, there's this Appalachian dudes that mixed with the slaves and they have this like black hair.
00:57:50.000A guy gets arrested, sent to jail, sent to prison, and his brother goes, I'm gonna fucking get arrested too, and then I'm gonna get you out.
01:00:10.000And I've been going to the gym every day, boxing.
01:00:13.000I've actually avoided sparring for a few weeks, but it's the thing about sparring is you don't feel like going to the gym, especially on a Friday.
01:00:21.000You did a live show Thursday night and then you go, wait a minute, Friday's a sparring day.
01:00:27.000So not only am I going to go to the gym, but I'm going to get punched.
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01:01:22.000Not to sound gay, but I've noticed since I've been taking this and doing a lot of weight training, I'll be at a bar or something and I'll feel my arm and it's like I'm holding a hunk's arm.
01:01:33.000This is turning into a pretty gay episode actually.
01:01:40.000Going through that Enos Chinook pictures that we put together, and then I'm going to release my next band, Leather-Ass Buttfuck, I'm looking at my arms when I was 20.
01:02:07.000And I gotta say, the kids were all at school, we had no one coming by, so I thought, I don't need to get dressed, so I went to the kitchen, and I was making coffee and stuff, and looking at the paper, nude, and guess what happened?
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01:06:10.000I'm gonna see if we could do a, yet again, we're on Zoom with the Daswanis, have my wife size me up and show you how easy of a process, maybe we should both do it, how easy of a process it is to get sized up and then you don't even have to go in person.
01:07:51.000So if you ever go to someone's house where they say take off your shoes, now you're barefoot by the way, which is lame, you gotta hide those.
01:08:21.000The problem with that is, if you ever have to take your shoes off, you leave these ghost footprints everywhere.
01:08:27.000So basically, once you commit to those two solutions to the no sock thing, don't let anyone know.
01:08:32.000I have noticed though, old Chuck Taylors, when they've been like wet and muddy and then washed and wet, they get to a point where your feet don't stink in them.
01:08:43.000I don't know, they become cardboard or something, and they're immune to it.
01:08:47.000But, uh, yeah, summer shoes include white Chuck Taylors, low-cut Chuck Taylors, Vans, maybe some Stan Smiths, maybe some, uh, Rod Lavers.
01:08:58.000There's not a lot of summer shoes that are acceptable.
01:09:01.000What's not acceptable is, like, these constant jogging shoes with the cargo shorts and the ankle socks and the fuckin' bent cap baseball hat.
01:11:18.000Obviously, suits are preferable for the workday.
01:11:22.000And then there's a combo, of course, of both of these, which is just, this is a great deadbeat look.
01:11:29.000White jeans are great with the Hawaiian shirts, but like khakis and a Hawaiian shirt.
01:11:34.000So let's just, as quickly as possible, go through some great summer looks for you, where you look like an adult, and I like you more than a, I don't know.
01:14:33.000I stopped this buddy, this buddy, this guy Tim Barber, photographer in New York, because we had the exact same bike basically, but nice old leather.
01:20:03.000I walk over the hot sand in those, I get to my spot, I take them off, and then I can walk to the water from where my shoes are.
01:20:11.000At the end of the day, I pick up my shoes, I walk, the sand's not hot anymore, and then I dry my feet off, wash them off, and put those back on.
01:20:20.000And now, by the way, I could go to a bar after the beach.
01:20:41.000You shouldn't tuck your t-shirt in, but if you are going to tuck your t-shirt in, this is way too long to wear your t-shirt, and then this is too short.
01:20:47.000You want to find a happy medium between these.
01:20:50.000And by the way, I've noticed with some really old vans, just like the old Chucks, when they have been through the ringer a few times, they also don't stink.
01:21:01.000It's like they become jaded and can take the abuse of your moist toes.
01:21:19.000I find wearing a baseball hat when you have short hair makes you look like a cancer patient.
01:21:22.000It's nice to have some wings coming out on the side.
01:21:26.000Okay, I'm finally getting into the groove here with this show as my allergies get- I've been in fucking pain this entire show.
01:21:32.000Not as bad as Maddie puking into a waste paper basket, but... I don't know- that's again- I don't know why these white t-shirts feel so comfortable.
01:26:10.000And when adopted people, when a slut puts a girl up for adoption because she's too slutty and the girl gets adopted by a nice middle-class family in Connecticut, the slut comes out.
01:26:20.000It's like the horror movie, The Beast Within.
01:26:23.000And that is the same chick that put her up for adoption.
01:29:28.000So I was talking about Turtle Boy last week and saying journalism is dead because no one researches anything and I was reminded that not only is Turtle Boy one of the few remaining journalists in the world who actually does the work but
01:29:45.000All the other fake journalists just rip them off.
01:29:48.000So it sucks that most journalists are lazy and they just go with what they saw on Twitter and don't actually call the people and do the research.
01:29:57.000But then when you have one of the five left in America who actually do the work, they all get ripped off.
01:30:03.000Or banned or fired or canceled So after all that fluff Let's if you can get turtle boy on the line.
01:30:12.000I can let's talk to him Well, who am I kidding?
01:30:35.000What I love about you is, every time I think journalism is dead, there's like a handful, literally a handful, five guys who are out there making the calls, making the connections, you know, hitting the pavement.
01:30:50.000And I feel like it's a dead art, don't you think?
01:31:54.000The best reporters have the best sources.
01:31:56.000They have people that are feeding them information because your reputation precedes you and they know that you are the person to get this out because you're going to tell the story most effectively.
01:32:06.000Yeah, like Eric Adams, for example, the New York Post.
01:32:55.000And I guess that's why there's a demand for people like me and people like Glenn Greenwald and Matt Taibbi, because nobody does that to the left.
01:33:03.000And when you do, you get labeled as, you know, right wing, but anybody who's followed
01:33:08.000Glenn and Matt's work over the years knows that those, that's laughable, obviously, those guys that, they're just filling a void that no one else is filling, and so it's an opportunity, why wouldn't you report that?
01:33:54.000And I seem like he was an on-the-ground kind of guy, but really what he was doing, now that I look back at it, is he was just running into traffic and complaining he got hit by a truck.
01:34:39.000So in the town of Hopkinton, Massachusetts, where the marathon starts.
01:34:43.000It's a there was a girl named Michaela Miller.
01:34:45.000She was 16 years old in 2021 and very tragic story She was suffering from some mental health issues and her girlfriend broke up with her and oh, yeah she didn't know how to handle it, you know teen angst and
01:35:25.000And so the girl, the girlfriend reports it to the guidance counselor and says, you know, I'm really worried about this, can we do something?
01:35:34.000I later obtain those emails because Michaela Miller ends up killing herself by walking into the woods and immediately... No assets here, Ryan?
01:35:44.000Within a few days, yeah, within a few days.
01:35:48.000A mob of BLM grifters led by a woman named Monica Cannon Grant, like if you research her, she's currently under federal indictment.
01:35:55.000She's being charged with 27 counts of BLM fraud, and I've been covering her for years as well.
01:36:01.000So Monica shows up in town, and I immediately know there's a grift going on here.
01:36:04.000There's a scam, and she's yelling lynching.
01:36:06.000She's yelling, five white kids lynched this girl, and there it is.
01:36:11.000Yeah, so little Caitlin Anderson there was the ex-girlfriend, and she
01:36:17.000Basically, could not go to her friend's funeral or any services because Monica Cannon Grant brought a mob to town, including Ben freaking Crump came to town.
01:36:46.000And so of course it's nonsense, but facts don't matter to these people, and they just are, you know, they're just looking for a cause to get behind.
01:36:54.000But what they don't, what sucked was they hurt children.
01:36:58.000Like five innocent children were labeled as murdering lynch, lynchers.
01:37:04.000Yeah, it's the Duke Lacrosse thing all over again.
01:37:06.000Isn't it amazing, by the way, when a bullshit story like that starts, and they are always bullshit.
01:37:11.000White kids don't go around lynching blacks, sorry.
01:37:14.000But isn't it amazing how the second there's a hint of that narrative, the media starts masturbating fanatically and tripping over themselves to report on this.
01:37:24.000Like, they want that to be true so badly.
01:38:26.000Whereas you can pull back at any time the way she did it.
01:38:29.000And that requires like a dedication to it.
01:38:32.000And so you can imagine the mentality this girl was in.
01:38:35.000And I thought it was so horrific because we could be having a conversation right now about mental health with children and like what can be done to help it.
01:38:42.000The freaking girl wrote an email to the school.
01:39:57.000I know I don't work for the New York Times, I don't work for the Washington Post, but I did do all the legwork, and I was once, like you probably once were, an independent person, getting started, trying to make a name for themselves, trying to get their brand out there, and Andy writes his whole story two months later, and it gets published in Newsweek.
01:40:33.000I reported that two months ago, Andy, and I asked him about that.
01:40:37.000I said in the conversation, I said, Andy,
01:40:40.000How can you say that this is not previously reported when you know that I reported this two months ago?
01:40:44.000He's like, well, it was not published in any newspaper.
01:40:46.000It's like, and that just shows that he's part of the media Inc now that like, if you are not working for some sort of corporate controlled media entity, you don't count and are unworthy of citation.
01:40:58.000Like we, I don't have to recognize you cause you don't work for NBC.
01:41:01.000I mean, Andy, no, um, has more respect for CNN.
01:41:06.000An NBC than he ever will for someone like me because I work for myself.
01:41:11.000Meanwhile, you're one of, I can think of four good reporters.
01:41:14.000What was the other time he did this too?
01:41:16.000Was that, was that the, uh, Dasha Kelly was a different story.
01:41:19.000I remember getting stolen from you, but what was the other one?
01:41:23.000Ryan, pull up the fourth and third link.
01:41:38.000So, I mean, this one, technically I don't own this story, but it was weird because Andy followed me and I found this.
01:41:44.000So this was a story in, uh, it was a kid with a 13 year old kid in Denver went missing and the ambler was put out and they found the guy in Nebraska with the boy.
01:43:20.000And I'm sorry, Turtle Boy is not condoning what I'm about to say, but my experience has been gays can be a little more ruthless than straights.
01:43:27.000You know, they've had to hustle to survive.
01:43:29.000They're like the Ratso Rizzo of the sexual preference world.
01:43:33.000And if they're not scamming and scheming, someone's going to drop a rock on their head.
01:43:37.000So they have this, like, do or die mentality that other people don't have.
01:43:44.000Yeah, Glenn Greenwald's an exception to that.
01:43:47.000But okay, here's another one that has nothing to do with homosexuality.
01:43:51.000There was a woman, you broke this story and it got stolen from you, there was a woman who was claiming her five kids are going to be evicted and she did this really sad video and your instincts sussed out, that's not the mom.
01:44:05.000Yeah, well, it just seemed like it made no sense because the it was in August of 2021.
01:44:09.000She said, I lost my job at the casino and that didn't make any sense because the casinos had been open for a long time by that point.
01:44:16.000So there's no reason she should have lost her job.
01:44:18.000Yeah, they're probably desperate for staff.
01:44:21.000Turns out she was fired from her job at the casino and to make matters worse.
01:44:26.000So I put the first blog out where I'm like, nothing adds up about the story.
01:44:30.000And you know the blog gets a lot of attention and next thing you know I have a woman in my DMs from Nevada who's telling me
01:44:37.000Those, I got some bombshell here, those are my kids.
01:44:41.000Those kids on CNN with her that she's, and by the way, Erin, whatever her name is from CNN, shared her GoFundMe and they made $250,000 off it.
01:45:43.000And that goes back to what I was saying too about this need for it to be true.
01:45:48.000If I want the Mets to be the greatest team in the world, I'm going to take one tiny glimmer of random propaganda where someone says the Mets are definitely going to the World Series this year and I'll just be like,
01:47:55.000It's a conscious choice because their bosses at Fox News are basically like, we are not in the business of citing something called Turtle Boy.
01:48:03.000We are in the business of citing CNN and the Washington Post and all these other places we claim to hate.
01:48:09.000But we're going to basically work with them and cite them.
01:50:16.000These are, this is the girlfriend of the baby daddy who made originally a quarter mil, but eventually 60 grand pretending that she was being evicted for no reason.
01:53:31.000That was me sending a video to a New Rochelle police officer who Sylvia wanted to know is a piece of shit despite the fact that the New Rochelle Police Department was at her house on an almost daily basis as her Puerto Rican husband used her as a punching bag.
01:53:51.000And then that pissed her off because he eventually got a restraining, oh no, the state instituted a restraining order against him so they couldn't be together.
01:53:58.000And she's like, what the fuck are you doing?
01:56:00.000I'm not a huge fan, but it's a male construct.
01:56:07.000I can't see your face because you're behind the camera.
01:56:08.000It's doing the lip thing that she always does.
01:56:11.000Oh yeah, that's a problem with her, with this show, I should say, where people call in like, hi, I have a brain tumor, and then she's listening with her headphones, she's like, hmm.
01:56:24.000Trace that they're just unhappy about, and it's your feminism ruining the world.
01:56:29.000And I've kind of thought about why is it that somebody would, you know, potentially be
01:56:38.000You know I have an old friend who became a kind of well-known anti-feminist and when I've talked to him and he was he was so mad at me
01:56:58.000Um, that I was happy being alone, that I was happy being single.
01:57:02.000He was so annoyed that his kids had to watch Wreck-It Ralph, where my character is a princess but decides to be a- Oh shit, I haven't seen this before.
01:57:22.000So they become, what's his name, Giamatti Spidamini in Life is Beautiful where he's at the Holocaust and he's like, hey kids, like their job is to look at the bright side.
02:00:29.000I mean, I'm sorry if it ruffles their feathers or they're uncomfortable with knowing that I exist in the world, but it's just not my problem.
02:00:39.000You know, for some reason it really does not bother me.
02:00:44.000It doesn't bother you because you have no stake in the game.
02:00:47.000He or any of these people think of me, to be honest, as none of my business.
02:01:02.000But, you know, I don't want to hurt her.
02:01:06.000I obviously am frustrated, because I was close to her for a while, and I wish, because I know she's a good person, and a loving person, and obviously a very funny person.
02:01:14.000Look at the way she fucking treats her dogs, like she worships them.
02:03:09.000This guy has a newborn, and this is not my concept.
02:03:13.000It's a baby monster who wrote in, but he said, yeah, what he's doing is he's absolving himself of his responsibility.
02:03:20.000So it is overwhelming when you first have a baby, you don't get any sleep, and you're like, fuck, this is, I can't be a Sarah Silverman now, and just like.
02:03:28.000Do a comedy, sleep in, smoke some weed, have a special, do nothing for four months, no one cares.
02:03:34.000I gotta fucking be awake and on and shaping and making sure we got healthcare and there's a roof over our heads and I gotta make sure that we're not in a dangerous neighborhood and you're constantly thinking, are the pipes turned off for the winter?
02:04:25.000I'm not saying don't sow your wild oats.
02:04:28.000But after I had kids, I went, oh shit, now this is life.
02:04:32.000So this guy got overwhelmed by that and he divorced his wife with a newborn and is now a lady with no responsibilities who can do podcasts.
02:05:16.000We go mr. Beast is just getting his whole fucking Franchise or whatever like he's holding a hostage.
02:05:23.000I saw I never even thought of that He's fucking over his boss And he does not look happy if you could tell Chris didn't think about his wife his young son his friends from the channel or the brand Seems to be a recurring theme what a wildly selfish thing to do oh
02:05:39.000Like, if you're a pervert, can't you just say, honey, becoming a dad is overwhelming?
02:09:29.000If it's not working, then why is it that when someone says Gavin McInnes says Bud Light Rocks, he's told by Facebook that that doesn't follow our community standards.
02:09:46.000So you can't do things like create, invite, post, and comment in groups.
02:09:50.000Hey, they didn't use an Oxford comma there.
02:10:45.000I never wanted to be... Yeah well this goes back to the beginning of the show with this alarming incompetence.
02:10:51.000Like stop hiring people based on things that don't include meritocracy.
02:10:55.000You hired some random broad because you thought you had to get your numbers up and you didn't check to see how woke she was and she did that.
02:11:03.000Dude, that is crazy how cringe that first image is.
02:11:17.000This gay dude ran a bar, and he had all the LGBT shit there, and they loved him, and he was an awesome guy, and he'd have fundraisers and all that shit.
02:14:46.000Hey trans men, if you're becoming a man, like you're taking the hormones to become male, you better be ready to laugh at Barf, because that's basically all we do.