Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 18, 2023


S4E242 - DOUBLE COUNTING COW FARTS


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

166.6661

Word Count

825

Sentence Count

71

Misogynist Sentences

1

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary

On this episode of Get Off My Lawn, Kevin talks about a pro-choice march in which he was chaperoned by other white people. He also talks about how he almost caused a scene at an anti-choice rally.


Transcript

00:00:08.000 I'm on the one 15 hours five days ooh Live from New York.
00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGinnis.
00:00:20.000 15 hours, seven days ooh.
00:00:22.000 The best way to scare a toy is to read and get rich.
00:00:37.000 I don't know if I'll just sick of it.
00:00:40.000 Look at the bitchy colours.
00:00:42.000 I don't know if I'll just sick of it.
00:00:44.000 Look at the pitchy colours.
00:00:47.000 I don't know if I'll just sick of it.
00:00:52.000 That's a very repetitious jam called Mother by a band called Idols from Bristol, UK.
00:00:58.000 Still going.
00:00:59.000 Started around 08.
00:01:01.000 Very political, very Art Nouveau.
00:01:06.000 The best way to scare a Tory is to read and get rich, he exclaims.
00:01:11.000 I guess us conservatives are petrified, other people will make money because we don't want that, right?
00:01:17.000 It's like when they say, oh, the worst thing you could, the NRA's worst nightmare is black people getting legal guns.
00:01:25.000 Nope, that's not the deal.
00:01:27.000 You got us wrong.
00:01:29.000 We want everyone to get rich.
00:01:32.000 You think we don't want you to read?
00:01:34.000 You're the ones that are practicing eugenics.
00:01:37.000 I saw at the park.
00:01:39.000 I think I told you this when I was playing baseball with my son.
00:01:42.000 I keep thinking about this.
00:01:43.000 It was a pro-choice rally, and it was like four days late.
00:01:48.000 They marched down a street from a high school.
00:01:51.000 They ended up at some park where kids play, right?
00:01:54.000 And abortion is anti-kid.
00:01:56.000 I'm sorry.
00:01:57.000 And it was like these old, likely Jewish liberals sort of walking with their hands in their pockets behind the crowd of kids.
00:02:06.000 And the kids were disproportionately black, especially for my neighborhood.
00:02:10.000 And they were carrying these my body, my choice.
00:02:12.000 And I was just like, here's these old libs with their well-trained blacks talking about how we need to get rid of more blacks because that's what abortion is, right?
00:02:22.000 And I just, I was with my son, and I didn't want to cause a scene.
00:02:26.000 But I think I regret not causing a scene, not going up there and going, wow, they're well-trained, eh?
00:02:31.000 You know what abortion does to the black population?
00:02:34.000 Don't you think it's weird you're being chaperoned by these wealthy, upper-middle-class white people who are making sure you do your march correctly?
00:02:42.000 And this is a phenomenon that kills black people.
00:02:46.000 Don't you think that's weird?
00:02:50.000 But I pussied out.
00:02:51.000 I was there at that same park yesterday watching my son's game.
00:02:54.000 It's good to have a few shots before a kid's baseball game because you want to socialize with the parents and you never know, especially me in the suburbs, if they're going to like you or not, if there's some sort of bad blood.
00:03:05.000 And you know, I have another weird problem.
00:03:08.000 I made a new Asian dad friend.
00:03:11.000 Ooh.
00:03:12.000 But there's a few Asian dads.
00:03:14.000 So you don't know who it is?
00:03:16.000 And he has a British accent.
00:03:19.000 So I know this sounds terrible, but I always forget what he looks like.
00:03:24.000 Yeah.
00:03:24.000 And then I'll see him.
00:03:25.000 I'll see the three Asian dads talking, and I'm like, which one is my new friend?
00:03:30.000 And then I wait.
00:03:31.000 He has a British accent.
00:03:32.000 So I wait for like, oh, don't know.
00:03:33.000 I'll think it's absolute.
00:03:34.000 And I'll go, hey, hey, what's up, buddy?
00:03:37.000 But I didn't hear his British accent.
00:03:39.000 So I bet a lot of Asian guys like you, you probably think people are mad at you.
00:03:44.000 Like when you see a new friend and you're like, hey, man.
00:03:48.000 And the guy's like, oh, yeah.
00:03:50.000 Wait, maybe I have.
00:03:51.000 If we just walk right by you, Asian guys, like we're mad, it's because we don't want to go, hey, what's up?
00:03:56.000 And the guy go, hello?
00:03:58.000 What?
00:03:59.000 Yeah.
00:03:59.000 Oh, I thought you were my other Asian friend.
00:04:02.000 I am.
00:04:03.000 I talk like this every other day.
00:04:06.000 I vacillate between British and Chinese guys.
00:04:08.000 You vacillate.
00:04:12.000 So some old dude comes up to me.
00:04:13.000 He's the coach's dad.
00:04:16.000 And he adopted American Indian, so he knows all about the tribes and all that stuff.
00:04:21.000 He asked me about my wife and her tribe.
00:04:23.000 And then he's a Vietnam vet.
00:04:25.000 And we were talking, I said, I'm a war movie vet.
00:04:28.000 And he got the joke and stuff.
00:04:31.000 And we were talking, I said, I saw Saving Private Ryan Stone, so you can salute me if you want.
00:04:36.000 And he goes, yeah, did you hear about it giving World War II vets PTSD in the theater?
00:04:42.000 And I go, yeah, I mean, the bullets.
00:04:43.000 I mean, you must know what that's like.
00:04:45.000 And then I was hoping to just, I know it's dumb to expect a morsel from a Vietnam vet without a bottle of whiskey at four in the morning.
00:04:53.000 It's not going to be at a baseball game.
00:04:54.000 Although I got a lot out of your granddad.
00:04:57.000 Yeah.