S4E244 - WE HIRED TUCKER!
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142.55034
Harmful content
Misogyny
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Hate speech
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Summary
It's the weekend, and the boys are back in full force. This week, the boys talk about Tucker's new job, mice, farting on the kids' show, and a very important fart update. They also talk about the Mexican cleaning mafia.
Transcript
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We've been waiting for the days that talk so free.
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No, because those people are super anal and clean.
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Well, we have ramen noodles, I think, but the package I haven't checked.
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I'm the most mouse allergic person in the world.
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If you want to know if you have mice, just invite me over.
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I'll stand in your living room for two seconds and start wheezing and itching.
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I don't think it registers as food to mice because it's so like process.
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There's shit and piss all over our printer paper.
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If any mice are watching this or listening right now, we're going to kill you.
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So if you see a little piece of peanut butter on a tiny piece of cheap wood and there's a spring near it, I would avoid that.
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If you're a fan of the show and a mouse at the same time.
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Any mice, any mice in that next room, I'd be very wary of free food.
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If you're not a baby meister, go fuck yourself.
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My theory is that it's the Mexicans want to raise that clean here.
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It's the Mexican cleaning mafia is at it again.
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I remember looking at like that around the area where it said that there was movement, and I just watched.
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And I was looking for a paper blowing on the floor if the air went on or something.
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So just like I looked like a freak last week with that red eye thing, I can feel it starting again.
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Anyway, that opening band was High-Viz, London band.
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They're always listed as hardcore, London, UK hardcore.
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Maybe I'm so tough that hardcore punk sounds slow.
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We have a, before we talk about Tucker and other important stuff, we have a very important fart update.
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This woman was talking about how she's very disappointed in me because I swore.
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I beeped it out, but you could still make out that the word was fuck in the kids' show.
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And then she listed all these other things that are swear words, including hell and farts.
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Yeah, we couldn't say ass in my household.
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Scottish people and Canadians and then Scottish Canadians, you can't scream cunt in your grandmother's face if she just woke up.
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The words I don't let my kids say are cunt, fuck, shit, motherfucker.
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You wouldn't call someone with special needs a retard, obviously.
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So on the show, I said we were laughing, farting, and then I went, wait a minute, the cameras.