Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 24, 2023


S4E244 - WE HIRED TUCKER!

Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
Tucker Ryan Retard
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Episode Stats


Length

4 minutes

Words per minute

142.55

Word count

708

Sentence count

96

Harmful content

Misogyny

8

sentences flagged

Toxicity

35

sentences flagged

Hate speech

7

sentences flagged


Summary

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It's the weekend, and the boys are back in full force. This week, the boys talk about Tucker's new job, mice, farting on the kids' show, and a very important fart update. They also talk about the Mexican cleaning mafia.

Transcript

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00:00:37.000 We've been waiting for the days that talk so free.
00:00:42.000 And now it's the weekend.
00:00:44.000 Ah.
00:00:44.000 *sad*
00:00:49.000 Tucker's fired, and we got mice.
00:00:52.000 You know what?
00:00:53.000 I don't think it's the kitchen, Ryan.
00:00:54.000 No? 0.99
00:00:55.000 No, because those people are super anal and clean. 1.00
00:00:59.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:01:00.000 That's a good point.
00:01:00.000 So they don't leave food lying around.
00:01:02.000 You've been in that kitchen.
00:01:03.000 It's always spotless.
00:01:05.000 Do we have food in that storage room?
00:01:07.000 No.
00:01:08.000 Well, we have ramen noodles, I think, but the package I haven't checked.
00:01:14.000 Check now.
00:01:15.000 All right.
00:01:17.000 Because I'm dying to itch my eye.
00:01:19.000 I'm the most mouse allergic person in the world.
00:01:21.000 If you want to know if you have mice, just invite me over.
00:01:23.000 I'll stand in your living room for two seconds and start wheezing and itching.
00:01:32.000 Not even a cardboard.
00:01:34.000 Yeah, they wouldn't know it's food, right?
00:01:36.000 If it's wrapped up.
00:01:37.000 I don't think it registers as food to mice because it's so like process.
00:01:41.000 But really, there's no food over it.
00:01:44.000 But they came down and they like.
00:01:46.000 You can't hear me. 0.99
00:01:47.000 There's shit and piss all over our printer paper. 1.00
00:01:52.000 If any mice are watching this or listening right now, we're going to kill you. 0.99
00:01:57.000 So if you see a little piece of peanut butter on a tiny piece of cheap wood and there's a spring near it, I would avoid that. 0.58
00:02:06.000 Yeah.
00:02:06.000 If you're a fan of the show and a mouse at the same time.
00:02:09.000 Any mice, any mice in that next room, I'd be very wary of free food. 1.00
00:02:14.000 If you're not a baby meister, go fuck yourself. 1.00
00:02:16.000 Eat the peanut butter. 1.00
00:02:19.000 My theory is that it's the Mexicans want to raise that clean here. 1.00
00:02:23.000 They're like, go ahead, mijo. 1.00
00:02:25.000 Go ahead, shitty. 0.99
00:02:26.000 That's a great theory, Ryan. 1.00
00:02:28.000 It's the Mexican cleaning mafia is at it again. 0.97
00:02:32.000 Well, that alarm did go off a lot.
00:02:33.000 Is that zone? 1.00
00:02:35.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:02:36.000 That's the movement. 1.00
00:02:37.000 Dude, that's the movement.
00:02:38.000 That's the movement.
00:02:41.000 But I looked on the cameras with a hawk's eye.
00:02:44.000 Hawk eye.
00:02:47.000 And I didn't see any movement.
00:02:49.000 I remember looking at like that around the area where it said that there was movement, and I just watched.
00:02:54.000 And I was looking for a paper blowing on the floor if the air went on or something.
00:02:58.000 Saw nothing.
00:03:00.000 So just like I looked like a freak last week with that red eye thing, I can feel it starting again.
00:03:06.000 I can feel the itchy here.
00:03:07.000 No.
00:03:08.000 Anyway, that opening band was High-Viz, London band.
00:03:12.000 They're always listed as hardcore, London, UK hardcore.
00:03:16.000 They just sound like a good pop band to me.
00:03:19.000 Maybe I'm so tough that hardcore punk sounds slow.
00:03:25.000 We have a, before we talk about Tucker and other important stuff, we have a very important fart update.
00:03:31.000 On the kids' show, we were discussing toots.
00:03:36.000 I got a letter.
00:03:37.000 I'm going to read it later on.
00:03:38.000 This woman was talking about how she's very disappointed in me because I swore. 0.99
00:03:42.000 I beeped it out, but you could still make out that the word was fuck in the kids' show. 0.99
00:03:47.000 Uh-oh. 0.99
00:03:47.000 I think I got it. 0.99
00:03:48.000 And then she listed all these other things that are swear words, including hell and farts.
00:03:54.000 What?
00:03:54.000 See, farts is a stretch.
00:03:56.000 Hell. 1.00
00:03:56.000 And ass. 1.00
00:03:57.000 You're supposed to say but and toot. 1.00
00:04:00.000 Yeah, we couldn't say ass in my household. 0.99
00:04:03.000 Really? 0.99
00:04:04.000 Yeah.
00:04:04.000 For a while, until I was like 14.
00:04:08.000 Scottish people and Canadians and then Scottish Canadians, you can't scream cunt in your grandmother's face if she just woke up. 0.99
00:04:18.000 You got to give her 10 minutes. 1.00
00:04:20.000 Give her a cup of tea. 0.97
00:04:22.000 And then you give her the hard tea.
00:04:24.000 Yeah. 0.97
00:04:26.000 Do you show breasts on that television? 1.00
00:04:30.000 Or is that farther out in Europe? 0.99
00:04:32.000 They show breasts. 1.00
00:04:33.000 The words I don't let my kids say are cunt, fuck, shit, motherfucker. 1.00
00:04:39.000 And the N-word. 1.00
00:04:40.000 Right.
00:04:41.000 Retard in the right context is fine. 1.00
00:04:44.000 You wouldn't call someone with special needs a retard, obviously. 0.93
00:04:47.000 But you could say that's retarded. 1.00
00:04:49.000 Anyway.
00:04:51.000 So on the show, I said we were laughing, farting, and then I went, wait a minute, the cameras.
00:04:56.000 We have cameras all over indoors and outdoors.