On this episode of the podcast, Gavin McInnes talks about his love of punk rock and the fact that he's not a violent asshole. He also talks about how he's sick of people with one kid calling themselves a dad.
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00:00:13.000Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000Get Off My Lawn In town deep, the rabble will speak of all the things we've done.
00:00:43.000How we made it read and we made them bleed, and the clouds blacked out the sun.
00:00:48.000But it's a moon bandwide, and the castle round the trees all are ripping in the black.
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00:05:33.000And if you want to put, you have like a male baby, you want to put on your gun holder without bullets, then you can always be like, my son's on the cover of a magazine.
00:05:47.000Just something fun, like a little joke, you know?
00:07:36.000Now, like Chat GPT something, like when they replicate a voice, the one part that's big fail time is if you can talk and it turns your voice into another voice.
00:07:47.000But the real key to make sure sound like the person you're trying to impersonate is the cadence and the flow of how you talk.
00:08:08.000Because like the way when the first one who asked the question, when she comes back with it's flashy, I could just hear someone being like, and then someone else going, you know?
00:14:33.000What we've learned in the last 20 years, research in neuroimaging, behavior genetics, developmental psychology, neuropsychology can be boiled down to this phrase.
00:14:43.000Your child is born with more than 400 psychological traits that will emerge as they mature, and they have nothing to do with you.
00:14:53.000So the idea that you're going to engineer personalities and IQ and academic skills and all these other things just are not true.
00:15:02.000Your child is not a blank slate on which you get to write, which is kind of a relief as a parent.
00:15:09.000I've always said, like, to guys who are scared of being a dad, being a dad is just sticking around, being there if they want to play.
00:15:33.000They need anything or to answer questions or deal with the occasional crisis, which they probably don't want your help on.
00:15:40.000So yeah, if your kid's going to be successful, he's going to be successful.
00:15:43.000And Barack Obama's entire ethos, his legacy, his presidency was based on the assumption that it's all nurture.
00:15:51.000And we just got to get these guys an education.
00:15:53.000And we just got to get them, we've got to mix up the schools and we have to expose these people to this.
00:15:58.000And then you got to see it to be it, right?
00:16:01.000So much of the left's existence is based on this assumption that if they just see the black astronaut, then we'll have more black astronauts.
00:16:12.000Now, as a libertarian free market dude, I want everyone to have the same opportunity.
00:17:09.000So today we're playing another prank on the Apple store by setting all of their alarms to go off in the middle of the night and then get the workers' reactions the very next morning.
00:17:17.000So after lots of distracting and sneakiness, we did what we did.
00:20:29.000This looks like I took a bunch of dudes and dressed them up as women and then took a bunch of chicks and dressed them up as guys and gave them testosterone and estrogen and switched it around.
00:20:38.000And then I said to everyone, see, it doesn't work.
00:26:36.000He looked way too happy after it, but he may have pugilistic dementia because he had the gall to write, I've seen some guys post on social media lately about how they're winning because their wife is attractive.
00:29:06.000My dad does a thing where he sits in his seat and he puts his knees up and then he pretends to be asleep so they can't get their thing back.
00:29:14.000I even saw a thing online you can buy.
00:29:15.000It's a little steel clip that goes on the back and it stops them from going back.
00:29:21.000The rule is you can put your seat back on an overnight flight if they have their seat back or if there's a kid or a midget behind you.
00:29:30.000But on a day flight, a three-hour trip, just like, ah, in coach.
00:29:37.000Now, I've fought almost to the death with Anthony Cumia and separately Greg Gutfeld about this.
00:29:44.000They're on this bitch's side and they put their seat back.
00:29:47.000Well, they both fly first class, but back in their coach days, they would lean it back whenever they wanted because it's part of their ticket.
00:30:47.000Sullivan's has a real problem with junkies.
00:30:49.000That whole area on 34th Street by Penn Station is covered in junkies.
00:30:53.000And when the owner is there, he has to constantly tell these pill poppers, whatever the kids are doing these days, the heroin addicts, that they can't use the bathroom.
00:31:03.000So I saw the waiter, the bartender, he was trying to say, hey, are you getting a drink?
00:34:32.000I know if this is written about on one of these dumb, lefty blogs like the Daily Beast, they'll be like, Proud Boy's founder tells African Americans to leave his bar.
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00:38:44.000Yeah, it's pretty handy, dudes, when you don't feel like, and there's something about boxing, when you don't feel like going to the gym, you're going to be punched in the head.
00:38:53.000So it's like, I don't want to go somewhere.
00:38:54.000And then you get to that place and someone's fighting you.
00:40:48.000He'd have to eat his way up the stairs, at which point he's stuffed and he's probably made, probably got married and made like a bunch of kids.
00:40:55.000And then he's got all that shitpile of peanut butter at the top.
00:41:01.000They're just going to circle around it and worship it like that cube that Islamists pray to.
00:41:19.000I want to talk about our retarded president, but I also would be remiss if I didn't examine the incredibly daunting tsunami of gossip that is going on on the right now.
00:44:47.000So Owen used to work for Crowder, well paid, wrote a lot of his stuff, and then he was just persona non grata overnight, and Owen fucking hates him now, hates his guts.
00:44:57.000So he's, go back to the chart for a second, Ryan.
00:45:01.000If you zoom in on these names, I've put a little pink dot next to every name that is rumored to be gay.
00:48:12.000Great theory last night from our trooper, Dick Mann, who said maybe he said no because he's going through a divorce and he didn't want income.
00:48:21.000So he'd rather have minimum wage until the divorce is finalized so she doesn't get half of that.
00:48:27.000That's one of the best theories I ever heard.
00:48:30.000So he's doing social media now and stuff.
00:49:15.000Oh, I had to actually calm myself down before doing this live because one of the things that I hate beyond anything else is censorship.
00:49:22.000I think it's just dishonest when people edit things and try to tell you what happened versus didn't happen.
00:49:29.000And when I signed on to work for the Daily Chuir, obviously Jeremy Boring was the CEO.
00:49:34.000He knows exactly who I am, what I am, and that I'm very honest with my fans about, you know, my process of growth, the things that I've seen even.
00:54:18.000There he is saying he'd rather be blind than have to look at Ethan Ralph.
00:54:22.000I'm sure some of you are saying, I don't know who any of these people are.
00:54:24.000Well, then you're not in the scene, dude.
00:54:27.000Ye24, this is the concept of the formerly known as Kanye West running for president, appears to exist solely in Alexander Akbar's head for the purpose of attracting teens, assisted by Nick Fuentes, who dutifully insists everything is just fine and that Ye will appear at his second now to confirm, just you wait.
00:54:45.000Fuentes might be ashamed to admit he got rejected and ghosted by his idol, but his prideful and embarrassed insistence that Ye is still running for president serves only to provide Allie with more victims, quite the alliance.
00:54:53.000So now Milo is so convinced that Allie is soliciting dick pics that anyone who doesn't hate Allie has to die.
00:55:03.000Like once Milo gets his hooks in, remember one time I was having lunch with him in D.C. and some chick poured water on us.
00:55:10.000I threw a beer in her face, by the way, and she started screaming.
00:55:13.000Milo got the credit card receipt that was still sitting on the table, found her name, terrorized her entire family, destroyed her life, discovered that she was doing porn, like OnlyFans type of stuff, sent that to her grandfather.
00:55:27.000And like, this guy, when he gets going, I think it's a gay thing.
00:58:37.000Isabella DeLuca, she seems like a bit of a ditz, but she posts pictures of herself where you just go, you should be a movie star or a model.
00:58:44.000Fuck, if you're a waitress, you make $600 a night in tips.
00:59:06.000But just like Milo's feed is all about Allie and Owen's feed is all about Steven, a huge part of Isabella O'Reilly's feed is all about what a fucking bitch Isabella DeLuca is and how she's a whore and a thirst trap and she says she's traditional.
00:59:22.000Well, fucking get married like me, you stupid bitch.
01:01:23.000So apparently she responded to this, DeLuca, and she was like, actually, I was going through some sort of health thing or something, and thanks for making fun of me while I was going through that.
01:04:01.000Nick is, you can't bank if you have him on your network.
01:04:06.000Like, the banks will shut you down because we live in a Soviet dystopia where ideas mean you're on a no-fly list and the feds can confiscate your money.
01:04:17.000Anyway, John Doyle was doing like a live chat or something and the Groipers totally attacked him, probably for not being anti-Semitic enough.
01:04:51.000You know, whenever Nick takes little shots at me, he can't help but make me sound like a nerd because I have glasses or whatever, as if I don't have like two inches on him and like 40 pounds on him.
01:05:00.000But these fucking people, dude, Like, the average guy who watches my videos is like a mid-20s guy who works out and probably has a girlfriend.
01:05:07.000The average groiper is like, unironically, a 15-year-old autistic incel.
01:05:11.000That's just the reality of the situation.
01:05:14.000When I first saw John, I thought he was kind of like a nerdy rich kid, but I got to know him.
01:05:18.000He's like a blue-collar factory Detroit guy.
01:05:23.000When I'm doing a live stream, hey, hey, John, why didn't you speak at half-back?
01:05:40.000Just your periodic reminder that if you disavow and or condemn Nick Fuentes because of one joke, you're not a serious actor, and frankly, you're probably retarded.
01:05:51.000Additionally, if your back doesn't look like this, you're not allowed to disagree with me because your physique sucks, because you have poor physiognomy, because you're spiritually ill.
01:08:41.000You either sit there and let your tits get grabbed, which I probably would do if it was someone I worked with, animated friend, but you got to complain.
01:09:45.000Why are there so many closeted gays in the conservative movement?
01:09:48.000Yeah, like, Zoom, go back to the chart.
01:09:51.000I mentioned this earlier already, but, like, so much.
01:09:54.000And I think it's because the left knows that the right has no tolerance policy for homosexuality.
01:10:02.000So they start these rumors so these people will be extinguished.
01:10:04.000Or the right is so obsessed with homosexuality, which is kind of gay, by the way, that if you do, if you are bi or queer, you hide it or renounce it.
01:10:16.000And then the final thing, this is kind of a relevant detail, but I put the yay symbol on people who were associated with the yay 2024 campaign.
01:10:25.000So yeah, tons of gossip going on, and it's fun to talk about and everything, but ultimately, I don't like it.
01:10:32.000All of these people are basically on the same page.
01:10:36.000They may differ with Israel on a few things.
01:17:31.000Is that where the Fuentes cookie thing came from?
01:17:34.000Because remember that was the whole thing where people were talking about elves and the number of, they were like Holocaust joking the elf?
01:17:41.000No, Ryan, the Nick Fuentes cookie thing was years ago.
01:17:54.000We have the capacity to achieve a level of work and a level of communication and care for one another and a lifestyle.
01:18:02.000We can live with one another that we've never been able to and we can just do that.
01:18:07.000And we don't have to raise a child, which the world does not need right now.
01:18:13.000And so that was, and so, yeah, we're very happy with our choice to not have kids.
01:18:19.000And I just, I work, I work with a lot of people with kids.
01:18:23.000And I think definitively, that I have more time to do.
01:18:28.000You're hearing the rantings of someone who is realizing they fucked up and is actually brainwashing himself by repeating the same mantra again and again.
01:22:03.000It's so obvious that these people have fucked up their lives.
01:22:08.000Oh well, I'm happy it happened to those dorks, but I'm not happy that it's happening to you.
01:22:14.000So get on that, put a ring on it, knock her up, make a baby, and maybe we will have enough voters to stop the worst president in world history.
01:22:27.000There might have been like a 13-year-old king in France that I don't know about.
01:22:32.000I remember hearing about some Greek emperor who made his horse the head of international affairs?
01:22:40.000Sure, maybe there are some freak exceptions.
01:22:41.000But as far as the normal world, we've never had a worse leader than President Joe Biden.
01:28:35.000Letting people out of their homes and opening restaurants was a huge boost to the economy, and that's because of Joe Biden.
01:28:41.000It would have nothing to do with a pandemic crippling the entire country, would it?
01:28:45.000And bragging about the economy with the Biden administration, that's why there's so much right-wing gossip, because people are getting fired.
01:28:53.000They're losing their jobs, and it's about to get really bad, folks.
01:30:22.000Remember how the Ice Age happened and all the mammals and little naked mole rats went underground and then all the dinosaurs died and then they stayed in their burrows and they came out when it got warm again.
01:30:31.000And that's why we survived because we're related to them.
01:30:51.000You know what else is going to happen?
01:30:53.000Contractors are going to be, it's going to be impossible to find a contractor because rich people are going to go, oh, I can't invest in funds.
01:32:23.000In terms of the opportunity, in terms of the future, in terms of the obvious fact, I believe, as evidenced by the demographics I've just shared, which is that what happens on that continent will impact the entire globe.
01:32:44.000I mean, China's taking advantage of them and getting their natural resources, and Russia is too.
01:32:50.000But as far as the human contingent, I don't think that's going to change anything.
01:35:39.000What if the weakest president we ever had were re-elected?
01:35:42.000Republicans release brutal AI video, what?
01:35:45.000AI video, depicting what will happen if Biden wins, including war in Taiwan, National Guard on U.S. streets, and more homeless in San Francisco.
01:35:56.000Our president is so weak that Iran is just stealing oil tankers that are bound for America and saying, they bumped into one of our boats, so we're confiscating it.
01:37:04.000So we are taking tankers we're owed, and then they're just randomly stealing tankers that they aren't owed because we have a weak president.
01:37:12.000If I was Xing Ping, Ting Ling Ching of China, I would definitely invade Taiwan right now.
01:40:38.000all right let's get to this awesome commercial we made Freedom.
01:40:50.000Personal freedom is fundamental to who we are as Americans.
01:40:53.000There's nothing more important, nothing more sacred.
01:40:56.000That's been the work of my first term, to fight for our democracy.
01:41:00.000This shouldn't be a red or blue issue.
01:41:03.000To protect our rights, to make sure that everyone in this country is treated equally and that everyone is given a fair shot at making it.
01:41:12.000But you know, around the country, MAGA extremists are lining up to take on those bedrock freedoms, cutting Social Security that you've paid for your entire life while cutting taxes for the very wealthy, dictating what health care decisions women can make, banning books, and telling people who they can love, all I'm making it more difficult for you to be able to vote.
01:43:31.000Their list of conservative banned books.
01:43:34.000They want more than 400 titles predominantly focused on young adult books with LGBTQ characters, scenes describing sexual activity, or invoking the occult.
01:47:28.000They're taking my kids away just because I don't want them to be raped.
01:47:34.000I got interviewed by the BBC the other day about Proud Boys.
01:47:38.000And he said he spoke to one ex-Proud Boy who said protesting Drag Queen Story Hour is a bad look and it gives the left fodder, which is true if they say faggot.
01:47:47.000But if they focus on the sex, no, I think it's an important battle.
01:48:21.000Stop thinking or pretending that we're offended.
01:48:23.000I go, I can list at least a dozen cases where someone, at least tangentially related to drag queens, whether it's a promoter, an actual drag queen, has been busted for child sex pedophilia.
01:49:00.000So you don't have the right to give me that little pissy comment.
01:49:03.000Do you think it's so dangerous when you don't know?
01:49:06.000And then reporters always get nervous because they realize I'm already botching this interview and I'm supposed to be pretending I'm on his side to get him to talk.
01:49:42.000Do you know Kyle Becker, only source I can find on this story, whistleblower who is planning to reveal explosive information on Biden family corruption, has disappeared?
01:49:52.000Dr. Gal Luft, the co-director of the Washington-based Institute for the Analysis of Global Security, was praying to reveal explosive information about a Biden family international corruption scandal.
01:50:01.000Now he's suddenly gone missing under mysterious circumstances after Larnaca court had released him on bail.
01:50:10.000So this is why you need to get behind the paywall and follow news like this because the media, as Tucker pointed out, has been compromised.
01:50:20.000And you will never hear stories like that.
01:50:22.000I'm not saying take that for granted and accept it as fact, but you now have something to look up on your own that you will never hear about on Fox News Or on Daily Beast or on MSNBC or any other news source.
01:50:35.000This is where you get to discover real stories on your own time.
01:50:48.000Eddie had had a few drinks last night.
01:50:52.000Mercedes, can you do an episode where you talk to Mercedes longer?
01:50:55.000Some people really hate those calls, but I thought, and again, you'll never see that on any news source.
01:51:00.000San Bernardino Jail, where Mercedes is falsely imprisoned because she's MAGA, and the dad got the daughter to say terrible things that aren't true.
01:54:41.000I called yesterday on the live show to ask about mandatory transgender training in police forces, but I just wanted to know what your thoughts are on transgender people being in the military.
01:54:49.000I think it destroys our effectiveness, and we shouldn't let mentally ill people in the military.
01:55:28.000If we paid somebody $30 an episode and we have every episode is edited in a secret stowaway thing so you can watch it completely with no cusses.
01:58:00.000Like these women who are dating on birth control, they get married, they get off birth control, and they look at their husband and go, what the fuck have I done?