Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E246 - RIGHT WING GOSSIP

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:20.000 Get Off My Lawn In town deep, the rabble will speak of all the things we've done.

00:00:43.000 How we made it read and we made them bleed, and the clouds blacked out the sun.

00:00:48.000 But it's a moon bandwide, and the castle round the trees all are ripping in the black.

00:00:55.000 That was Plague Vendor.

00:00:57.000 Black Sap Scriptures is a song in LA Punky Band.

00:01:01.000 They really throw the word punk around these days.

00:01:03.000 I like them a lot.

00:01:04.000 They sound like 60s punk, pre-punk punk.

00:01:08.000 I don't really call them punk, though.

00:01:10.000 More like Iggy Pop, raw power, Stooges kind of vibes.

00:01:15.000 But they're on Epitaph.

00:01:17.000 That shit's still going.

00:01:19.000 Welcome to the free live show.

00:01:22.000 Today's episode is brought to you by Sonoran.

00:01:26.000 Sonoran.

00:01:27.000 Almost like when you make noise when you're asleep.

00:01:30.000 I had to take a night course to learn how to pronounce it.

00:01:33.000 I kept saying Sonoran.

00:01:36.000 But it's an engraving company.

00:01:38.000 Look at this cool things they did.

00:01:39.000 They made me this.

00:01:40.000 Don't let me do shots or Coke.

00:01:42.000 It's a flask.

00:01:43.000 The problem is, if you're drinking from a flask, you're doing shots.

00:01:47.000 What is a flask?

00:01:48.000 But a big pile of shots.

00:01:50.000 A little shot glass there.

00:01:53.000 And then we have, look at these cool, I don't know if you can, yeah, you can see they engrave this stone and make coasters.

00:01:59.000 I decided today, if you don't have custom coasters in your man cave, then you don't have a man cave.

00:02:06.000 And I would like to expand on that.

00:02:08.000 We're a little off topic here.

00:02:10.000 If you're not at least tangentially related to Glasgow, you're not Scottish.

00:02:16.000 You're from a rural area outside of Edinburgh or you're near the coast, I keep meeting these nice Scottish guys on my dating apps.

00:02:26.000 And I'm like, so I get into Scottish mode.

00:02:29.000 I'm like, yeah, fucking spashing beer around and killing people.

00:02:33.000 And they're all like, hey, calm down a bit there, pal.

00:02:37.000 And I go, oh, you're not a violent asshole?

00:02:40.000 Well, then you're not Scottish.

00:02:42.000 And then third, coaster Scotland.

00:02:45.000 And I'm sick of people with one kid calling themselves a dad.

00:02:49.000 I mean, technically, dictionary-wise, you're a dad, but you're not like that YouTuber, Dad Saves the World.

00:02:55.000 I'm such a dad.

00:02:56.000 Me and my son.

00:02:57.000 You have one kid, dude.

00:02:59.000 People have five kids, and they don't call themselves world's best dad.

00:03:03.000 Oh, I'm such a, this us dads think that, nah, nah, sorry.

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00:03:10.000 Maddie was wearing one on the show last night.

00:03:12.000 They do Zippos, engrave your Zippo with a sensor.tv.

00:03:15.000 I want to take all this stuff home, but we need it for the show.

00:03:18.000 Maybe I'll make a commercial at home.

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00:05:33.000 And if you want to put, you have like a male baby, you want to put on your gun holder without bullets, then you can always be like, my son's on the cover of a magazine.

00:05:47.000 Just something fun, like a little joke, you know?

00:05:49.000 I'm glad you showed up, Japanese guy.

00:05:51.000 I wanted to talk about Asians briefly for a second.

00:05:54.000 Is it possible that languages come from the physicality of the mouth?

00:06:04.000 Like if you have a tongue tie, you sound weird.

00:06:07.000 Like clip-lip, sound weird.

00:06:08.000 I don't know.

00:06:09.000 You listen to Hebrew and Middle Eastern languages.

00:06:12.000 There's a lot of discussion.

00:06:14.000 They have to get the sand outside.

00:06:16.000 They have sand in the throat.

00:06:18.000 Because I have a.

00:06:19.000 This might be a racist theory.

00:06:21.000 I feel like if I was blind, I'd be able to tell an Asian American who was born here.

00:06:29.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:06:31.000 And some, like, okay, let's jump ahead here to, where is it now?

00:06:39.000 Asian.

00:06:39.000 Asians are Chinese.

00:06:41.000 1-9.

00:06:43.000 Don't you think a blind person could tell these are Asians? 0.93

00:06:47.000 And they have no accent, though, right?

00:06:49.000 Yeah, yes, dummy.

00:06:50.000 And a guy.

00:06:52.000 Recently, I've been feeling this, is that like, I don't like it when guys are like so showy.

00:06:58.000 Oh, flashy.

00:06:59.000 Flashy.

00:06:59.000 Yeah.

00:07:00.000 Flashy.

00:07:01.000 Commoner.

00:07:03.000 The average.

00:07:04.000 Average Joe.

00:07:05.000 Yeah.

00:07:05.000 That's basically.

00:07:06.000 But the thing is, I could see that.

00:07:07.000 Like, coming to LA, especially, because I feel like in LA, a lot of people try to be showy, especially the type of people that you do.

00:07:12.000 You know what I mean?

00:07:13.000 It's like so much hype.

00:07:14.000 Like, what kind of shoes are you wearing?

00:07:16.000 What kind of car are you driving?

00:07:17.000 But when I go to your home, your home is like so messy.

00:07:20.000 Like, it's so crazy.

00:07:22.000 When I hear that, I feel like I can speak perfect Mandarin and I'm understanding people that are speaking Mandarin.

00:07:29.000 I tell you why.

00:07:30.000 I'm not even going to get Detective Shitty Bumper because I'm correct.

00:07:35.000 Okay?

00:07:36.000 Now, like Chat GPT something, like when they replicate a voice, the one part that's big fail time is if you can talk and it turns your voice into another voice.

00:07:47.000 But the real key to make sure sound like the person you're trying to impersonate is the cadence and the flow of how you talk.

00:07:54.000 Cadence, big time deal.

00:07:56.000 If you don't have good cadence, it sounds like nobody.

00:08:00.000 And so when they grow up with their parents, even though they have no accent, they have the same cadence.

00:08:06.000 Oh, that's not a bad theory.

00:08:08.000 Yeah.

00:08:08.000 Because like the way when the first one who asked the question, when she comes back with it's flashy, I could just hear someone being like, and then someone else going, you know?

00:08:35.000 Yes.

00:08:36.000 I don't know how, but it's true.

00:08:38.000 Here, look at this.

00:08:39.000 Do you sound Asian something?

00:08:44.000 Like, for instance, like Steve.

00:08:47.000 What the fuck's that?

00:08:48.000 Wait, wait, go back to that.

00:08:49.000 Are they saying what I'm saying?

00:08:50.000 You ever talk to someone so much you start adapting them and then using it just now.

00:08:55.000 This isn't to say that Asian American English can't exist, even though the category of Asian American is very broad.

00:09:00.000 It exists for a reason.

00:09:01.000 I want to get a blind guy in here and ask him, did you ever detect an Asian who was born here and it's their mother tongue?

00:09:10.000 They don't even speak Mandarin or Japanese or anything.

00:09:14.000 And you were just like, I have a feeling that this woman's Asian. 1.00

00:09:18.000 Oh, okay.

00:09:19.000 Yeah, maybe it is like hereditarily.

00:09:22.000 Like you have physical traits, like you said, the mouth shape.

00:09:27.000 But this one, they use a breathier voice.

00:09:31.000 That could be some skill.

00:09:32.000 Okay, go back to the clip.

00:09:34.000 Because this could also be hindsight is 2020, and then you come up with a theory backwards.

00:09:38.000 This side is 2020, because it's slant.

00:09:43.000 I don't care what you're wearing.

00:09:45.000 Are you smart?

00:09:48.000 For me, I need someone who's very communicative.

00:09:52.000 Yeah, but extremely.

00:09:54.000 Oh.

00:09:56.000 I'm going to shoot my own texture.

00:09:59.000 That laugh?

00:10:00.000 Like a talker laugh?

00:10:03.000 Oh, like I need like a responder.

00:10:09.000 Responder.

00:10:09.000 And the laughing responder.

00:10:12.000 You ever see Steve Byrne talk?

00:10:15.000 No.

00:10:15.000 Who's Steve Byrne?

00:10:17.000 He's like comedian something, you know.

00:10:20.000 You never heard Steve Byrne something?

00:10:22.000 No, I never heard of him at something.

00:10:24.000 Comedian Steve Byrne.

00:10:25.000 You're going to see something.

00:10:29.000 Look, here, Steve Byrne something.

00:10:31.000 Okay, something.

00:10:33.000 Okay, here talk.

00:10:35.000 Okay, now he's definitely 100% born here.

00:10:38.000 Probably doesn't speak any Asian language.

00:10:40.000 He appears to be half Japanese, half Chinese, I don't know.

00:10:42.000 But he definitely...

00:10:45.000 I think Korean, that's last late. 1.00

00:10:48.000 It's like a talk show where it's pedic.

00:10:51.000 Yeah, because I think these days, like, you'll see, like, there's comics like Anthony Jesnik, right?

00:10:56.000 He's a traditional setup, set up, punch.

00:10:59.000 So you're saying he sounds so white.

00:11:01.000 I know what you're going to say.

00:11:01.000 He sounds so white.

00:11:02.000 Yeah, he doesn't sound white.

00:11:03.000 It doesn't matter.

00:11:03.000 A blind guy wouldn't know he's Asian.

00:11:05.000 You listen to him and you compare it.

00:11:06.000 It's almost like a more toned-down version of who's Star Trek, gay guy? 1.00

00:11:11.000 Oh my.

00:11:13.000 George Takai.

00:11:14.000 Yeah, he has like almost that super subtle.

00:11:16.000 All right, I'm more of this subject.

00:11:17.000 Go to 2-0.

00:11:18.000 I thought this was interesting.

00:11:19.000 What have I always said?

00:11:20.000 I've always said everything comes down to 95-5.

00:11:24.000 Your life is 95% nature, 5% nurture.

00:11:28.000 95% of people should not go to get a further education.

00:11:32.000 I said to my son today, he came home in the morning.

00:11:36.000 I go, what are you doing?

00:11:37.000 I actually had a machete out because there was no cars in the driveway and someone was in my home.

00:11:42.000 So I almost chopped my son's head off.

00:11:44.000 And I was nude.

00:11:48.000 And I go, what are you doing home?

00:11:49.000 He goes, oh, I got a three-hour break.

00:11:51.000 All teenagers talk like surfers.

00:11:53.000 I got a three-hour break.

00:11:54.000 So I just come home and see, like, doing baseball stuff, playing video games.

00:11:58.000 And I just think, you're fucking school.

00:12:00.000 We moved out to the suburbs for the schools.

00:12:02.000 And they can't manage schedules where there isn't a three-hour hole.

00:12:08.000 That's ridiculous, pathetic.

00:12:10.000 We've been doing school for a little while now.

00:12:13.000 You may have figured out the patterns and how to get a full schedule hammered out for every fucking student.

00:12:19.000 I just said to him, you know what?

00:12:20.000 I hate your school.

00:12:21.000 I hate teachers.

00:12:22.000 I hate education.

00:12:23.000 I'm a radical.

00:12:24.000 Like, I get shit for racism accusations, which are totally unfounded.

00:12:28.000 But if you want to criticize my views on education, that's a good field to get into because I am a radical.

00:12:34.000 I think there should be no school till they're 10.

00:12:37.000 They're not learning anything.

00:12:38.000 They should do like they do in Norway with forest kindergarten.

00:12:41.000 And as far as further education, 5%.

00:12:44.000 I said to my son, be an engineer or a plumber, nothing in between.

00:12:48.000 Don't take linguistics or mass comm or other bullshit or my dumb degree, English literature.

00:12:55.000 What the fuck was that?

00:12:56.000 Read books and we'll tell you what they mean.

00:12:58.000 Okay, that sounds Like a great education.

00:13:04.000 His class is like in the English, they did Romeo and Juliet.

00:13:07.000 Oh, good, Shakespeare.

00:13:08.000 You're learning the classics?

00:13:09.000 Yeah, they're doing a play, though.

00:13:10.000 They're doing two plays.

00:13:11.000 One is Romeo and Romeo, and the other is Juliet and Juliet.

00:13:16.000 Okay, that's what Shakespeare was all about, too.

00:13:18.000 Gay rights.

00:13:19.000 Anyway, this guy confirms my suspicions.

00:13:24.000 Dr. Barkley explains, kids are, no, go back.

00:13:26.000 Kids are born with 400 traits.

00:13:31.000 I've heard people say, experts say, that even if you're atheist or religious, it is inherent at birth.

00:13:40.000 If you're a curious person who is cynical, that's inherent at birth.

00:13:44.000 That links to religion.

00:13:46.000 Your love of God, your need for faith, that is inherent.

00:13:50.000 I don't know why God made so many atheists. 1.00

00:13:52.000 They're annoying.

00:13:55.000 Because you wouldn't have the reward of somebody finding faith if faith was just default.

00:14:03.000 He gave us Ricky Gervais.

00:14:05.000 I like dogs.

00:14:07.000 Ricky Gervais loves dogs more than humans.

00:14:10.000 Fish are better than people.

00:14:12.000 This has no sound.

00:14:13.000 I love Ricky Gervais.

00:14:14.000 They took the sound away.

00:14:15.000 I guess we could just read.

00:14:16.000 What?

00:14:16.000 Yeah.

00:14:17.000 That has no sound.

00:14:18.000 No.

00:14:20.000 And it says even when you try to click it, the video has no sound.

00:14:22.000 So I found the thing.

00:14:23.000 I just, it's seven minutes.

00:14:25.000 Oh.

00:14:26.000 Well, then go back to the thing, Majig.

00:14:28.000 We'll read it out for the people who are only listening to the audio.

00:14:31.000 Neuro.

00:14:32.000 Okay, go ahead.

00:14:33.000 What we've learned in the last 20 years, research in neuroimaging, behavior genetics, developmental psychology, neuropsychology can be boiled down to this phrase.

00:14:43.000 Your child is born with more than 400 psychological traits that will emerge as they mature, and they have nothing to do with you.

00:14:53.000 So the idea that you're going to engineer personalities and IQ and academic skills and all these other things just are not true.

00:15:02.000 Your child is not a blank slate on which you get to write, which is kind of a relief as a parent.

00:15:09.000 I've always said, like, to guys who are scared of being a dad, being a dad is just sticking around, being there if they want to play.

00:15:17.000 They want to hang out with you a lot.

00:15:19.000 You're a fucking rock star when they're toddlers.

00:15:21.000 They want to fight you all the time and stuff and play.

00:15:24.000 And then they get bored of you just like all other toys.

00:15:27.000 They get bored of you around when adolescence begins.

00:15:30.000 And then your job is just a security guard.

00:15:32.000 You just have to be there.

00:15:33.000 They need anything or to answer questions or deal with the occasional crisis, which they probably don't want your help on.

00:15:40.000 So yeah, if your kid's going to be successful, he's going to be successful.

00:15:43.000 And Barack Obama's entire ethos, his legacy, his presidency was based on the assumption that it's all nurture.

00:15:51.000 And we just got to get these guys an education.

00:15:53.000 And we just got to get them, we've got to mix up the schools and we have to expose these people to this.

00:15:58.000 And then you got to see it to be it, right?

00:16:01.000 So much of the left's existence is based on this assumption that if they just see the black astronaut, then we'll have more black astronauts.

00:16:12.000 Now, as a libertarian free market dude, I want everyone to have the same opportunity.

00:16:16.000 But that's the way it is now.

00:16:18.000 There's no systemic racism.

00:16:21.000 There's systemic racism against Asians getting into college.

00:16:25.000 But for the most part, if you hustle, you're in.

00:16:28.000 And if that means hockey is all white and basketball is all black, I don't give a shit.

00:16:34.000 You know, the merge of these two topics was summarized perfectly by a Josh LaCash tweet where he was highlighting that TikTok zoomers.

00:16:44.000 Oh, no, no, I'm sorry.

00:16:45.000 Here it is.

00:16:46.000 It's what's his face?

00:16:48.000 Schaefer.

00:16:49.000 Elijah Schaefer.

00:16:50.000 We got a lot of gossip coming up about the right wing, including Elijah.

00:16:53.000 I hope no one's mad at me after it's done.

00:16:55.000 I like Elijah, but the stories are out there.

00:16:58.000 Gen Z developed a new accent on TikTok. 0.94

00:17:00.000 This is like a cool guy who moved to LA, but wasn't born there, Sam.

00:17:03.000 That's what you said.

00:17:03.000 Or they just yell and act super surprised.

00:17:05.000 Oh my gosh, guys, you're not going to believe it.

00:17:07.000 Clickbait accent.

00:17:09.000 So today we're playing another prank on the Apple store by setting all of their alarms to go off in the middle of the night and then get the workers' reactions the very next morning.

00:17:17.000 So after lots of distracting and sneakiness, we did what we did.

00:17:20.000 After a lot of distracting.

00:17:24.000 Set for 1208.

00:17:26.000 You see all the phones start sneaking.

00:17:28.000 You see all the phones?

00:17:30.000 They don't want to use their nose because that's cringe. 1.00

00:17:33.000 Cringe to breathe out of your nose.

00:17:35.000 Workers' reactions.

00:17:36.000 Stay tuned.

00:17:37.000 Okay, dude.

00:17:38.000 Surfs up, Jeff Spikoli.

00:17:40.000 Noses are for boogers, and that's it. 1.00

00:17:42.000 It's smelling farts.

00:17:45.000 That's what they said.

00:17:46.000 That's not my words.

00:17:47.000 They are doing their darndest, though, to avoid meritocracy and destroy it, actually.

00:17:54.000 And that's what trans is.

00:17:56.000 Trans is destroying the world that God created. 1.00

00:18:00.000 And it's a clown world thing to do.

00:18:03.000 Go to 17.

00:18:05.000 This guy, trans marathoner, Glenniek, his name's Glenn.

00:18:11.000 Glenn Frank offers to give back medal after beating 14K in female category.

00:18:17.000 This guy ran as a dude like last week, and now he has a stuffed bra and some rainbow leggings, and he's winning women's marathons.

00:18:30.000 His hair isn't even long.

00:18:31.000 I hate when their hair is short.

00:18:33.000 It's like, so you just drew lipstick?

00:18:34.000 Girl power! 1.00

00:18:35.000 So having done them in different places, how does this compare?

00:18:39.000 London is the best.

00:18:41.000 This is the easiest.

00:18:43.000 This is the easiest woman's run I ever conquered.

00:18:47.000 I'm letting them run past me.

00:18:48.000 I'm going to catch up.

00:18:50.000 Yeah, the race isn't over.

00:18:52.000 He stopped to do four interviews during the marathon and still won.

00:18:57.000 He's having a baby, so I'm going to be a granny T. Oh, he almost said grandfather.

00:19:02.000 Did you see that?

00:19:03.000 So I'm going to be a granny. 0.66

00:19:07.000 Look at his ridiculous face.

00:19:09.000 I'm at the point now where I think these guys are on our side and they're ridiculing the trans movement.

00:19:15.000 Because if this guy is ridiculing things, he's doing a great job.

00:19:20.000 If this is a clown, he deserves a gig.

00:19:26.000 Barnum and Bailey.

00:19:28.000 Look at this picture, 18.

00:19:30.000 I can't tell if it's photoshopped, but it's a perfect representation of this clown world we're in.

00:19:38.000 Look at these little midget men that are women and these giant women that are men. 1.00

00:19:46.000 it's something out of Lord of the Rings, isn't it?

00:19:48.000 It literally is the Hobbits.

00:19:50.000 It's their Hobbits.

00:19:51.000 I just finally watched that series, and yeah, that's exactly what I thought the first time.

00:19:56.000 You're not a dude.

00:19:59.000 You're not, and you're not a chick. 1.00

00:20:01.000 If there's anything that solidifies the difference between men and women, it's the ridiculous costumes that they put on. 1.00

00:20:11.000 The way these freaks look when they reverse their roles is just comical.

00:20:16.000 Are you sure this is...

00:20:20.000 Because I don't see any Photoshop artifacts in his little hand is there where it should be.

00:20:26.000 What the fuck?

00:20:27.000 Their heads are different sizes.

00:20:29.000 This looks like I took a bunch of dudes and dressed them up as women and then took a bunch of chicks and dressed them up as guys and gave them testosterone and estrogen and switched it around. 0.99

00:20:38.000 And then I said to everyone, see, it doesn't work.

00:20:42.000 Okay, can we stop this now?

00:20:45.000 Again, this is like it's on our side.

00:20:48.000 It's literally the same thing.

00:20:49.000 It's the same picture.

00:20:54.000 Gandalf the dude.

00:20:57.000 And then my brother sent me this awesome Instagram channel that account.

00:21:03.000 What do you call it?

00:21:04.000 Page.

00:21:04.000 Instagram account?

00:21:05.000 Yeah, account.

00:21:06.000 That is these lesbians who think they're dudes and they're living off the grid. 1.00

00:21:11.000 And nothing says living off the grid like vlogging your progress on Instagram.

00:21:16.000 What?

00:21:16.000 How did you upload this?

00:21:18.000 With acorns and cherry bombs?

00:21:21.000 So they are totally incompetent at using tools, believe it or not.

00:21:27.000 And anyway, just check this out.

00:21:28.000 They're building a chicken coop with stuff they found in the garbage.

00:21:31.000 868 off-grid.

00:21:34.000 The sun is setting, but Sine's got one more thing to do.

00:21:40.000 Screw two pieces of wood together.

00:21:44.000 Nice flat surface.

00:21:45.000 Okay, so this screw is going to go here.

00:21:48.000 Keep going.

00:21:49.000 I guess it'll go through, and then that'll hold that.

00:21:52.000 Yeah, yeah, that's what I'll do.

00:21:54.000 Let me set that up.

00:21:55.000 She loves her power drill. 1.00

00:21:56.000 Look, they have t-shirts off the grid.

00:22:00.000 Okay, so first I'll start it here.

00:22:03.000 And, oh, there's some nails already in it.

00:22:05.000 Look how much daylight they've lost so far.

00:22:08.000 Yeah, this has been like an hour.

00:22:10.000 Let me get that nail out. 1.00

00:22:11.000 See, I got the nail out.

00:22:12.000 You got that?

00:22:12.000 Yeah, I got the nail out.

00:22:14.000 And then she decides to clip that other nail. 1.00

00:22:16.000 It's not in the way.

00:22:17.000 But okay, yeah, let's clip that.

00:22:20.000 And this is my fancy wrist thing.

00:22:25.000 That's her favorite thing.

00:22:28.000 Okay, and get that set up.

00:22:34.000 We don't see what happens with it, though.

00:22:36.000 Is that one four?

00:22:36.000 That was fucking...

00:22:40.000 Why didn't you start with 1-4?

00:22:41.000 Because it was at the top of the thing.

00:22:43.000 I didn't see it.

00:22:43.000 Okay, so that...

00:22:48.000 Because what you just saw her working on was the base frame.

00:22:52.000 What?

00:22:52.000 Go to Home Depot and get a piece of plywood if you're going to build a chicken coop.

00:22:57.000 Get two.

00:22:58.000 69 off-grid?

00:23:00.000 Sine is determined to build this chicken coop.

00:23:03.000 Coop.

00:23:04.000 Coop.

00:23:05.000 I like kookies.

00:23:07.000 I want to have a kooky coop where I keep my kookies. 1.00

00:23:11.000 You're eating my kookies, you fucking asshole. 0.99

00:23:16.000 At the scrapyard.

00:23:18.000 If there's one thing you need when you're building a chicken coop, it's old pipes.

00:23:22.000 Look at all of these fucking tools.

00:23:25.000 Oh, yeah.

00:23:25.000 her new tools it's a good use I bet that.

00:23:35.000 Keep it rolling.

00:23:36.000 I can talk over it.

00:23:37.000 I bet that other one that's not talking is one of the most boring people you've ever experienced.

00:23:42.000 Look, look at her looking away. 0.93

00:23:44.000 I don't want to get any sawdust in my eyes.

00:23:49.000 Ah, you got your trusty magnet.

00:23:52.000 There we go.

00:23:52.000 Sawing that.

00:23:53.000 What the fuck?

00:24:00.000 What are you building?

00:24:01.000 Where do the chickens go?

00:24:04.000 What?

00:24:05.000 What is the top part?

00:24:06.000 What are you doing with that piping?

00:24:09.000 We're sawing it.

00:24:10.000 Yeah, that's about right.

00:24:11.000 Yeah.

00:24:12.000 Got that all measured up.

00:24:14.000 And there we go.

00:24:17.000 And I fished around this.

00:24:18.000 We never see that completed.

00:24:20.000 You never see anything completed.

00:24:21.000 Never will.

00:24:22.000 Oh, this is funny.

00:24:23.000 They're making biochar.

00:24:25.000 Go to 1.6.

00:24:27.000 So, you know, things grow better in a forest after a forest fire.

00:24:31.000 If you have ashes from the fire, you throw them in your garden and things grow better.

00:24:35.000 The earth loves carbon.

00:24:37.000 But if you don't have any, you can make a fire?

00:24:41.000 Okay, I guess.

00:24:42.000 Sure.

00:24:43.000 But look how they start the fire with a propane tank.

00:24:48.000 23 off-grid.

00:24:50.000 We're making propane.

00:24:51.000 Wait, stop.

00:24:52.000 What are those cinder blocks doing there?

00:24:53.000 Is that to stop the wind?

00:24:54.000 That is their fireplace, by the way.

00:24:57.000 It's like a dozen cinder blocks just sitting there in a little sort of a hill.

00:25:02.000 Paul Baziel would be ashamed of this.

00:25:04.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:25:05.000 So how do you start a fire?

00:25:07.000 Do you crumple up some newspaper and then light it with a lighter?

00:25:10.000 Get some twigs, some kindling?

00:25:12.000 No.

00:25:12.000 You get a World War II propane weapon.

00:25:18.000 Oh my.

00:25:19.000 What are you doing?

00:25:21.000 Women are not men.

00:25:23.000 I'm sorry, guys.

00:25:26.000 Yeah, break it up, as one does.

00:25:30.000 Light my weird propane rod.

00:25:34.000 Fire's going.

00:25:35.000 I could probably pull it out now.

00:25:36.000 Yeah.

00:25:37.000 Turn off the propeller.

00:25:40.000 It's called a fire, ladies. 1.00

00:25:42.000 It's in a giant fire pit.

00:25:45.000 They dug a hole and then they laid out a dozen cinder blocks.

00:25:50.000 And now they're burning.

00:25:51.000 They're burning wood so they'll have ash for their garden.

00:25:56.000 Ideally, you want to put the fire out when it's charcoal still.

00:26:00.000 That's not good.

00:26:00.000 not let it get to this ash point.

00:26:02.000 No, they're both fine, honey.

00:26:04.000 Most of our branches are so small that it's kind of hard to avoid.

00:26:10.000 Wow.

00:26:12.000 When men and women separate, things don't go well. 0.77

00:26:16.000 How long until they inhale poison ivy fumes?

00:26:20.000 I don't know.

00:26:21.000 Somebody's got to save them.

00:26:22.000 Speaking of women, I saw the worst tweet I've ever seen. 1.00

00:26:25.000 This is the worst husband fail.

00:26:28.000 This is 1-3.

00:26:29.000 Check out, this is the wrestler that, the MMA guy that fought Jake Paul or Logan Paul, one of those dudes.

00:26:34.000 I think it was a fixed fight.

00:26:36.000 He looked way too happy after it, but he may have pugilistic dementia because he had the gall to write, I've seen some guys post on social media lately about how they're winning because their wife is attractive.

00:26:46.000 Well, I don't disagree.

00:26:47.000 I think finding a wife who's a great mother is 500% more important.

00:26:52.000 Thanks, babe, for being such a great mom to our kids.

00:26:57.000 Who cares about being attractive?

00:26:59.000 You're number one with me.

00:27:01.000 Beauty's overrated.

00:27:03.000 Hey, my wife's no movie star, but she's a great mom. 1.00

00:27:07.000 Thanks, honey.

00:27:09.000 She's not even ugly, too.

00:27:10.000 Like, you'd expect her to have third-degree burns with that kind of a quote. 0.99

00:27:14.000 Dude, what are you doing?

00:27:19.000 That looks like an ad for not getting involved in combat sports.

00:27:24.000 You will get so punch-drunk that you will tweet out that attractive isn't important next to a picture of your wife.

00:27:31.000 You look more in my league now that I'm bashed up, dude.

00:27:35.000 Thanks, honey.

00:27:36.000 I know.

00:27:37.000 This is nothing to shake a stick at, but where do you see the inside?

00:27:41.000 It's actually beautiful.

00:27:43.000 What's inside is actually the opposite of that piece of shit you're seeing standing next to me.

00:27:47.000 My hideous wife. 1.00

00:27:50.000 God.

00:27:51.000 Love my hideous wife. 1.00

00:27:52.000 Then after just every post, just fucking AI bots.

00:27:56.000 Like, what is the point?

00:27:56.000 What is this?

00:27:57.000 What is this?

00:27:58.000 Oh, that's disturbing.

00:28:00.000 Demonic bullshit.

00:28:02.000 All right, look at that.

00:28:04.000 Why?

00:28:04.000 Wait, look at the feet.

00:28:06.000 Weird.

00:28:07.000 It's AI.

00:28:08.000 Why are you showing this, Ryan?

00:28:09.000 Why is it posted here?

00:28:10.000 I don't know.

00:28:11.000 It's just like, you can't escape from it on Twitter.

00:28:14.000 It's called a joke.

00:28:15.000 People are joking around, my friend.

00:28:17.000 Here's an interesting...

00:28:27.000 We're going to split into, I am with the black people in this video, but I bet a lot of you are with the chick. 0.94

00:28:34.000 Go ahead with 2-1 and tell me, which side are you on, boy?

00:28:39.000 Which side are you on?

00:28:42.000 So you're with the blacks. 0.92

00:28:44.000 I'm with the blacks. 0.93

00:28:47.000 No, you've seen it.

00:28:48.000 No, she didn't.

00:28:49.000 She put no.

00:28:50.000 I'm allowed to put my seat back!

00:28:59.000 So she was putting her seat back, and this black woman was pushing it back up again, which I have done. 1.00

00:29:04.000 Recently, I chickened out.

00:29:06.000 My dad does a thing where he sits in his seat and he puts his knees up and then he pretends to be asleep so they can't get their thing back.

00:29:14.000 I even saw a thing online you can buy.

00:29:15.000 It's a little steel clip that goes on the back and it stops them from going back.

00:29:21.000 The rule is you can put your seat back on an overnight flight if they have their seat back or if there's a kid or a midget behind you. 0.99

00:29:30.000 But on a day flight, a three-hour trip, just like, ah, in coach.

00:29:37.000 Now, I've fought almost to the death with Anthony Cumia and separately Greg Gutfeld about this.

00:29:44.000 They're on this bitch's side and they put their seat back. 1.00

00:29:47.000 Well, they both fly first class, but back in their coach days, they would lean it back whenever they wanted because it's part of their ticket.

00:29:52.000 It's part of their room.

00:29:54.000 No.

00:29:56.000 I'm sure it's legal, but it is a phobe.

00:29:59.000 It's like budding in line.

00:30:01.000 It's just rude.

00:30:02.000 It's not done.

00:30:03.000 You're a shitty person if you put your seat back.

00:30:06.000 The real thing is here, you got to tell your wife not to act like that to people.

00:30:11.000 Which one?

00:30:12.000 The guy.

00:30:12.000 The white guy's got to tell his wife to just not.

00:30:15.000 You can start confrontations like that.

00:30:17.000 You know what I mean?

00:30:18.000 I disagree.

00:30:19.000 If my wife wants to yell about something she feels strongly about, what am I going to do?

00:30:23.000 Watch it.

00:30:23.000 I'm going to pull a crowd.

00:30:24.000 She's yelling at a grown man.

00:30:26.000 Watch it.

00:30:26.000 And now what's the guy going to do?

00:30:28.000 Of a certain ilk of person.

00:30:31.000 No, not going to punch her out on a plane.

00:30:33.000 Are you kidding me?

00:30:35.000 What do you think Spirit Airlines is founded on?

00:30:37.000 Yeah, good point.

00:30:38.000 The violence of air battle.

00:30:39.000 Good point.

00:30:40.000 It's just scary because I was doing some policing at the bar the other night.

00:30:45.000 Good.

00:30:47.000 Sullivan's has a real problem with junkies.

00:30:49.000 That whole area on 34th Street by Penn Station is covered in junkies.

00:30:53.000 And when the owner is there, he has to constantly tell these pill poppers, whatever the kids are doing these days, the heroin addicts, that they can't use the bathroom.

00:31:03.000 So I saw the waiter, the bartender, he was trying to say, hey, are you getting a drink?

00:31:08.000 You getting a drink?

00:31:09.000 But he had to tend to other people.

00:31:10.000 So I was like, I'm going to handle the bathroom patrolling.

00:31:15.000 So I was a bathroom cop.

00:31:16.000 It was fun.

00:31:17.000 I wish I was a cop.

00:31:19.000 So I go in there.

00:31:20.000 There's a white dude, and he has too many coats.

00:31:24.000 That's a homeless thing, having four coats.

00:31:27.000 So I go, hey, buddy, you getting a drink?

00:31:29.000 He goes, yes, I'm getting a guinea.

00:31:31.000 Uh-oh, he's got a European accent.

00:31:33.000 Maybe Europeans do wear a lot of coats.

00:31:35.000 Maybe that's the thing in Spain.

00:31:37.000 So then he's taken a while, pissing.

00:31:41.000 And I think, what are you shooting up in there and doing a bump?

00:31:43.000 So then I open the door again.

00:31:44.000 I go, how are we doing?

00:31:46.000 He's like, I'm fine.

00:31:47.000 The tiny little bathroom that fits like half of a person.

00:31:50.000 It has two urinals in it and nothing else.

00:31:53.000 And if two guys are in there, you're touching shoulders.

00:31:55.000 Yes.

00:31:55.000 So I'm in his dick when I open the door.

00:31:58.000 And then he goes to the bar and has a Guinness that he pays for and tips for.

00:32:03.000 I was wrong.

00:32:04.000 And then this other guy comes in and he's acting sketchy and he's dressed weird.

00:32:08.000 He has like a Where's Waldo red and white scarf, a little hat.

00:32:13.000 He's very tall.

00:32:13.000 He's like 6'4.

00:32:15.000 He has nice shoes, which threw me off.

00:32:17.000 And it should have thrown me off because I was wrong again.

00:32:20.000 Tall people are never homeless, too.

00:32:22.000 Yeah, they're never homeless.

00:32:23.000 That's a good point.

00:32:24.000 Tall people are never homeless.

00:32:26.000 They shrivel the longer they're outside.

00:32:28.000 Why is that?

00:32:30.000 They shrivel the longer they're outside.

00:32:32.000 No, repeating it doesn't help.

00:32:35.000 Tall people are never homeless.

00:32:38.000 So I say to him, You getting a drink?

00:32:41.000 And he goes, Yeah, he's really nervous.

00:32:44.000 I go, and I think, oh, you're nervous because you're a fucking junkie and I just caught you.

00:32:47.000 I'm the new bathroom cop.

00:32:50.000 And I'm the cart narc.

00:32:53.000 I'm the urinal narc. 0.55

00:32:55.000 And he goes, yeah, I'm getting a Guinness.

00:32:58.000 I go, all right.

00:32:59.000 So he goes in the bathroom.

00:33:01.000 And then he too seems to be taking quite a long pee.

00:33:04.000 So I open up the door.

00:33:05.000 You good?

00:33:06.000 And he's like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:08.000 And then I see that he's walking.

00:33:11.000 He's going to go out the door.

00:33:12.000 So I run up and I catch him.

00:33:14.000 I go, hey, I'm like Larry David.

00:33:16.000 I go, hey, you said you're getting a Guinness.

00:33:18.000 He goes, I am.

00:33:19.000 And he sits down at the very, very end of the bar.

00:33:22.000 And he goes, look, I'm really nervous.

00:33:24.000 I'm a huge fan.

00:33:25.000 I'm a baby monster.

00:33:26.000 And then he shows me the censored app on his phone.

00:33:31.000 That's why he was there.

00:33:33.000 But he chickened out of saying hi.

00:33:35.000 He's like, this is the weirdest meeting I've ever had.

00:33:37.000 And then I'm like, oh, do you want a selfie?

00:33:39.000 And he goes, you hate selfies.

00:33:41.000 I don't want to do that.

00:33:44.000 It's the best I can do since being in your penis. 0.82

00:33:46.000 Then there was, so my first day as a cop is not going well.

00:33:49.000 That's 0 for 2.

00:33:51.000 And then this black couple is sitting, and the African black guy looks very black. 0.69

00:33:58.000 So I don't think he's from America.

00:34:00.000 Maybe they're British. 0.99

00:34:01.000 So they have a drink.

00:34:03.000 I think it was Guinness Night.

00:34:04.000 They have a drink.

00:34:05.000 They pay their tab, right?

00:34:08.000 And then they're still sitting there.

00:34:10.000 So I go over and I go, hey guys, my dad owns the bar.

00:34:13.000 And are you done?

00:34:15.000 Because people are coming in.

00:34:15.000 They're seeing the table is occupied and they're leaving.

00:34:17.000 And it's a busy night.

00:34:19.000 Bye-bye.

00:34:21.000 Tables are money.

00:34:23.000 And they're like, yeah, we're leaving.

00:34:25.000 We're leaving.

00:34:25.000 And I go, okay.

00:34:26.000 Let's wrap it up.

00:34:28.000 Let's start.

00:34:28.000 Get ready to get ready to go.

00:34:31.000 So they left.

00:34:32.000 I know if this is written about on one of these dumb, lefty blogs like the Daily Beast, they'll be like, Proud Boy's founder tells African Americans to leave his bar.

00:34:42.000 That's nothing.

00:34:42.000 What about the time that you forced the ascetic Jew to change his shoes?

00:34:48.000 Oh, yeah.

00:34:49.000 And then his dad came along, and the dad was on your side.

00:34:52.000 He's like, I told him the same thing.

00:34:54.000 What was he wearing?

00:34:54.000 Flip-flops?

00:34:55.000 Flip-flops with a suit.

00:34:56.000 Yeah, I went up to him.

00:34:58.000 I go, we had been drinking on the plane, and I was like, nah, this isn't, you can't wear flip-flops with a suit.

00:35:03.000 This is right after the Ye thing, too, so it's a hilarious time. 0.87

00:35:06.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:35:07.000 I just come back from interviewing Ye at the airport.

00:35:10.000 And he's like, I have shoes in my bag, but they're very uncomfortable.

00:35:14.000 And I was like, no, they got to go on.

00:35:16.000 And then you're standing there for a while.

00:35:17.000 He says, you want me to put them on?

00:35:19.000 You're like, yeah.

00:35:21.000 The other Hasidim showed up because they probably thought it was a Nazi bullying Jews.

00:35:25.000 And then they go, what's happening here?

00:35:26.000 What are you doing?

00:35:27.000 And I go, I'm just telling him, he's got to get shoes on.

00:35:29.000 Guys, come on.

00:35:30.000 You got a great suit on.

00:35:31.000 You got the fedora, the payas, the gechen, the schlutkas.

00:35:36.000 He knows about the schlutkas. 0.99

00:35:38.000 And then they were on my side.

00:35:39.000 They're like, yes, what are you doing, Harsha?

00:35:42.000 You're causing troubles with your fashion.

00:35:44.000 It was very funny.

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00:39:51.000 Trust me.

00:39:52.000 Where's the peanut butter?

00:39:53.000 So I give it to him.

00:39:54.000 He does this.

00:39:58.000 I go, John, this looks like PETA is mad at me. 1.00

00:40:03.000 And they broke into our studio and vandalized our mousetrap.

00:40:07.000 You put peanut butter on every stair and then you're supposed to put it at the very tippy top here where the nose is on the ceiling.

00:40:17.000 So they walk out on that and then they fall in.

00:40:20.000 He's got about a year's supply of peanut butter for a whole family of mice before they even get to the top.

00:40:25.000 Yeah, but in a year, you're going to catch a lot of mice.

00:40:29.000 They might die of being overfed.

00:40:32.000 They might die abides.

00:40:34.000 And I wanted to bring this home because my wife saw a mouse in the basement at home.

00:40:38.000 I can't put this in the car.

00:40:41.000 Like, what have you done, dude?

00:40:42.000 Add some jelly and put it between two pieces of bread.

00:40:45.000 Dude, a mouse couldn't get up those stairs.

00:40:47.000 He'd be stuck.

00:40:48.000 He'd have to eat his way up the stairs, at which point he's stuffed and he's probably made, probably got married and made like a bunch of kids.

00:40:55.000 And then he's got all that shitpile of peanut butter at the top.

00:41:01.000 They're just going to circle around it and worship it like that cube that Islamists pray to. 1.00

00:41:06.000 You're like, this is the coolest.

00:41:08.000 New York City cops, as the stroke said.

00:41:10.000 New York City cops.

00:41:13.000 All right, I've been waiting to get to this.

00:41:16.000 I want to shit on Seth Rogan.

00:41:19.000 I want to talk about our retarded president, but I also would be remiss if I didn't examine the incredibly daunting tsunami of gossip that is going on on the right now.

00:41:34.000 I worked all day on a chart.

00:41:35.000 I'm going to lay it out for you.

00:41:37.000 This is the hot topic here on the conservative right.

00:41:42.000 This is the hot topic here on the conservative right.

00:41:51.000 Come on, everybody.

00:41:55.000 Oh, boy.

00:41:59.000 Oh, boy.

00:42:01.000 There's a lot of gossip going down.

00:42:04.000 Big news.

00:42:04.000 I've never seen this much gossip on the right.

00:42:07.000 Big news.

00:42:08.000 The economy's shit, so maybe people are getting fired and they're getting bitchy. 0.98

00:42:12.000 If that's the case, the economy's going to get a lot worse thanks to old Uncle Joe.

00:42:16.000 So we're going to see a lot more gossip.

00:42:19.000 But look at this chart I put together.

00:42:22.000 By the way, Photoshop, the new Photoshop is awesome and it knows what layer you're on when you go near the thing.

00:42:27.000 Anyway, Crowder seems to be the big one.

00:42:31.000 So let's just dive right into it.

00:42:33.000 Let's spill a tea.

00:42:34.000 I'm Scottish.

00:42:35.000 I love gossip.

00:42:36.000 In Scotland, when you say, how you doing?

00:42:38.000 People go, nosy as ever.

00:42:40.000 So when you're gossiping, it means you're healthy.

00:42:43.000 These are the two hot spots, Crowder.

00:42:46.000 There's a little bit of action going on over here.

00:42:48.000 We'll get to that.

00:42:49.000 But yesterday we were talking about the Crowder divorce and the tape that came out of what I hope is the very worst he's ever been.

00:42:58.000 I mean, we've all had terrible moments with our wives.

00:43:00.000 So just for the sake of optimism, I'm hoping that they just showed him at his very, very worst because it was really, really bad.

00:43:12.000 But this seems to be where the most action is right now.

00:43:16.000 And there's a lot of action.

00:43:17.000 Front page, New York Post, online.

00:43:21.000 So let's zoom in on Crowder for now.

00:43:24.000 You'll notice I did arrows like where the gossip is going.

00:43:28.000 Quarterblack Garrett left Stephen Crowder a long time ago.

00:43:32.000 I didn't put any arrows there because he left amicably.

00:43:35.000 He never said anything bad about Crowder, but I think he just hated working for the guy.

00:43:39.000 And he was like, fuck this, I'm done.

00:43:42.000 Owen Benjamin is a completely different story.

00:43:45.000 And the reason I have the arrow going here is if you check out his social media, which I think I sent you, Ryan, he's just going mental.

00:43:53.000 Like, Milo is going mental on Ali, oh boy, and Eminem Black.

00:44:01.000 Oh, boy.

00:44:02.000 And Owen is going mental on Steven Crowder.

00:44:08.000 What's this now?

00:44:09.000 Oh, yeah.

00:44:09.000 So Owen's talking about how Owen doesn't like his gayness, Steven's alleged gayness.

00:44:16.000 So he's going back over his time with Crowder, going, he used to make me wear dresses and shit.

00:44:21.000 I always thought that was weird.

00:44:22.000 I like Owen Benjamin, by the way.

00:44:23.000 I don't speak to him anymore because he spilled the beans about my FBI prank.

00:44:27.000 But I regret calling him crazy.

00:44:30.000 I read his stuff.

00:44:31.000 I mean, he believes in flat earth and shit.

00:44:34.000 But most of his message is pretty good.

00:44:37.000 Defending Islam? 0.72

00:44:38.000 Okay, that's a bit rich.

00:44:40.000 But if you're a commentator, you should be freaking people out.

00:44:43.000 I don't like this Dave Rubin milquetoast boringness.

00:44:46.000 Anyway, that's a tangent.

00:44:47.000 So Owen used to work for Crowder, well paid, wrote a lot of his stuff, and then he was just persona non grata overnight, and Owen fucking hates him now, hates his guts.

00:44:57.000 So he's, go back to the chart for a second, Ryan.

00:45:01.000 If you zoom in on these names, I've put a little pink dot next to every name that is rumored to be gay.

00:45:08.000 Not necessarily gay.

00:45:11.000 There's a lot of pink dots on this chart.

00:45:13.000 If you zoom out, there's pink dots.

00:45:18.000 Ali Alexander and Milo, they're reformed gays, but that's still rumored to be gay.

00:45:23.000 There's Jesse Lee Peterson accused of grooming grown men, which I don't give a shit about.

00:45:27.000 There's Crowder.

00:45:29.000 There's Not gay Jared, who actually isn't gay. 0.93

00:45:32.000 Nick Fuentes has been accused of homosexuality.

00:45:35.000 And Elijah Schaefer has been accused of homosexuality.

00:45:38.000 Now, I hate that shit.

00:45:41.000 I hate that the right gives itself this Achilles' heel where the whole person falls apart if they're discovered to be a homo. 1.00

00:45:49.000 I've been living in the city since 1988.

00:45:51.000 I've been surrounded by homos. 1.00

00:45:52.000 I don't care if you're gay. 1.00

00:45:54.000 The right has to get over this.

00:45:56.000 Like, if that guy's gay, well, then everything he says is shit. 0.58

00:45:58.000 Like, if Nick ends up marrying John Doyle, I still like everything they said.

00:46:04.000 They still had a lot of valid shit to say.

00:46:07.000 So stop making, stop having this like eject button next to someone's name.

00:46:11.000 Jesse Lee Peterson allegedly groomed 40 old men?

00:46:16.000 No, I don't know if he did or not, but if those allegations are true, I don't care.

00:46:24.000 I care if you fuck with fucking kids. 0.83

00:46:26.000 Obviously, that's pedophilia, which is what Milo's accusing Ali Alexander of.

00:46:31.000 But anyway, let's get back to this one.

00:46:33.000 So thank you.

00:46:35.000 We try to move.

00:46:37.000 What are you doing?

00:46:38.000 You're trying to put that next to me?

00:46:41.000 That's why I'm so quick to say it's not a big deal if you're gay. 1.00

00:46:46.000 Some great guys are in the closet.

00:46:48.000 Wow, is it hot in here?

00:46:49.000 And as the guy you'd most likely be fucking, I also detest that theory.

00:46:54.000 What?

00:46:55.000 You've been accused of gayness?

00:46:56.000 No, no, no.

00:46:57.000 I mean, if you're likely to be fucking somebody, it would be me.

00:47:00.000 Oh, yeah.

00:47:01.000 You'd be gay too.

00:47:01.000 All right, let's zoom in back here.

00:47:04.000 So the gossip here is quarterback Garrett hated working there, but he hasn't said any bad shit, and he's on his own.

00:47:11.000 Dave Lando, on the other hand, did that video we talked about where he spoke to Michael Malice for like an hour.

00:47:17.000 Oh boy.

00:47:18.000 Oh, but all the shit that Steven Crowder would make him do.

00:47:22.000 If he was five minutes late, he was sent home.

00:47:24.000 There was a light that came on that told him to shut up.

00:47:27.000 So that was juicy there, and that's why he quit.

00:47:30.000 Not gay Jared had a similar story than Dave, but he never made it public.

00:47:37.000 So he just sat there and complained.

00:47:39.000 I heard a rumor that Not Gay Jared went to work at the Blaze.

00:47:43.000 Every Blaze person gets a little Blaze logo.

00:47:46.000 Went to work for the Blaze during their comedy stuff.

00:47:49.000 And Crowder said, no.

00:47:50.000 And if you do hire him, I won't do my show anymore.

00:47:55.000 So, you know, that was a big part of their income.

00:47:57.000 So they went, oh, okay.

00:47:58.000 That's the rumor I heard.

00:48:01.000 And then we have the obvious one here with Jeremy Boring, where he offered him $50 million.

00:48:07.000 And Crowder said it was slavery.

00:48:12.000 Great theory last night from our trooper, Dick Mann, who said maybe he said no because he's going through a divorce and he didn't want income.

00:48:21.000 So he'd rather have minimum wage until the divorce is finalized so she doesn't get half of that. 1.00

00:48:27.000 That's one of the best theories I ever heard.

00:48:30.000 So he's doing social media now and stuff.

00:48:32.000 He's doing great.

00:48:34.000 Candace Owens has beef with Crowder. 0.99

00:48:37.000 She's allegedly the one who spilt the beans about his divorce and made it public.

00:48:43.000 So he's pissed off about that.

00:48:45.000 What did you show?

00:48:45.000 I sent you a bunch of notes.

00:48:46.000 What did you just show, Ryan?

00:48:48.000 Was that Nake Jared?

00:48:50.000 To Hillary Crowder.

00:48:51.000 To Hillary Crowder, who was like a sister to me.

00:48:54.000 I love you and I am here for you.

00:48:56.000 That's the most he, I think he has a bunch of NDAs that he had to sign.

00:49:00.000 Then there was, remember this weird feud where Candace said Nicole Arbor walked off her set?

00:49:06.000 I sent the links for those where Nicole Arbor explains everything.

00:49:09.000 This feud is fucking confusing.

00:49:11.000 At least with guy gossip, you get the whole truth.

00:49:14.000 Okay, go ahead.

00:49:15.000 Oh, I had to actually calm myself down before doing this live because one of the things that I hate beyond anything else is censorship.

00:49:22.000 I think it's just dishonest when people edit things and try to tell you what happened versus didn't happen.

00:49:29.000 And when I signed on to work for the Daily Chuir, obviously Jeremy Boring was the CEO.

00:49:34.000 He knows exactly who I am, what I am, and that I'm very honest with my fans about, you know, my process of growth, the things that I've seen even.

00:49:42.000 And I have never seen that.

00:49:45.000 The other video I sent you from Nicole.

00:49:47.000 So the story, Candace's story is Nicole lies and says she's stalked and it's these great guys.

00:49:54.000 And then I brought it up and she stormed off my show. 1.00

00:49:57.000 Nicole's version of events, and you can zoom out so people can see the name of this thing.

00:50:01.000 She said, no, that's not what happened.

00:50:03.000 These guys are psychotic stalkers.

00:50:05.000 And Candace put it on the air. 0.99

00:50:08.000 So then Jeremy told me to pretend I stormed out.

00:50:11.000 And that was the way they wouldn't include the shit about my stalkers.

00:50:14.000 I don't know which person is lying.

00:50:15.000 That's the beauty of gossip.

00:50:17.000 You just accrue details.

00:50:19.000 I think Nicole's done.

00:50:21.000 I haven't seen her do anything since this feud.

00:50:23.000 See, feuds are tense and people get stressed out.

00:50:27.000 And I've noticed with chicks, they tend to just sort of peace out. 0.85

00:50:31.000 I've been through 8 billion of these.

00:50:33.000 And it's just like, it's two weeks of chaos and then it vanishes.

00:50:38.000 So, Ryan, I haven't been asking you for links.

00:50:40.000 I've just been talking about this.

00:50:41.000 Have I missed anything with like pictures of any of the crowder stuff?

00:50:45.000 Some more Benjamin tweets.

00:50:47.000 Oh, yeah, a lot of Benjamin tweets.

00:50:49.000 Like, when I show you an arrow and a big head here, I mean, and you can pause that and read it on your own.

00:50:56.000 I mean there is like an onslaught.

00:50:58.000 Like if you go to own Benjamin's, when he gets in a crowder mood, there'll be like 50 of just like, he's, what does he say?

00:51:06.000 What's that last one?

00:51:08.000 The divorce one.

00:51:10.000 Crowder is clearly getting divorced with two small children to own the left.

00:51:14.000 Don't worry, Patriots.

00:51:16.000 He will have a dress and high heels on ASAP to really stick it to the Democrats.

00:51:21.000 And he will have a brand new Jesus merch to virtue signal that you're the good guys.

00:51:29.000 I mean, you could knock Crowder's rampant hawking of goods.

00:51:35.000 The guy makes some serious income.

00:51:38.000 All right.

00:51:39.000 So we don't have to go through every Owen Benjamin tweet.

00:51:42.000 Just suffice to say that this is going.

00:51:43.000 And then Candace is attacking Crowder, bringing up the divorce. 1.00

00:51:48.000 And then here's one I didn't know until recently.

00:51:50.000 Let's do Milo now.

00:51:52.000 Milo, you might as well just draw arrows everywhere.

00:51:55.000 Like, there's even an arrow going from Milo to Ethan Ralph.

00:51:59.000 Oh, boy.

00:52:00.000 He was calling him ugly the other day, saying he's glad he's going blind so you want to look like ugly dudes like that.

00:52:08.000 I just found out that Milo accused Candace's husband of being gay.

00:52:14.000 What a weird accusation, huh?

00:52:17.000 How would you know that?

00:52:18.000 And why would you care?

00:52:19.000 Anyway, zoom in on Milo for a sec.

00:52:23.000 Milo and Crowder inspired this whole segment because they are just the fucking onslaught going on here.

00:52:30.000 The accusation is that Allie solicited dick pics from guys. 0.99

00:52:36.000 And Milo's contention is he used his authority as a Milo friend to get the dick pics.

00:52:43.000 So he's like, hey man, send me dick pics and I'll hire you and you can work with me and then I'll get you in touch with Milo.

00:52:49.000 But I'm going to need to see some dick. 0.96

00:52:53.000 And that Milo, he said the kids were as young as 15.

00:52:56.000 That's not good, but I focus my attention on like pedophiles, you know, who deal with kid kids.

00:53:03.000 Gays and gay teens.

00:53:05.000 It's not high on my priority list.

00:53:07.000 Sort of like Jesse's allegations, right?

00:53:10.000 But his telegram, pull up some of the shit, Ryan.

00:53:13.000 He just goes on and on.

00:53:15.000 Like there was a while there where you didn't see anything.

00:53:17.000 Oh, here he is attacking Crowder.

00:53:19.000 Did I include that arrow?

00:53:20.000 I don't even know if I did.

00:53:21.000 Mrs. Crowder finally got sick of the training hookers, eh? 1.00

00:53:24.000 Even those donor daddy IVF babies didn't quell the rage.

00:53:27.000 Yikes.

00:53:28.000 Take him for everything, girl.

00:53:30.000 It doesn't have an arrow.

00:53:31.000 It doesn't have an arrow.

00:53:32.000 Just assume that every person here Milo has had a feud with.

00:53:36.000 Guaranteed.

00:53:38.000 There he is calling Ali Alexander Krampus.

00:53:42.000 You can pause those later if you want to read them all.

00:53:45.000 That's a continuation of that.

00:53:50.000 Yep, more stuff.

00:53:51.000 Oh, wait, big tech just...

00:53:53.000 That's another one.

00:53:54.000 Big Tech just offered Nick a hand in a fraternity worth a thousand compliant minions.

00:54:01.000 Clueless, narcissistic, and arrogant, Nick slapped it away.

00:54:04.000 This is how men of good character end up leaving him and the movement.

00:54:09.000 He has decided to remain a child with a child's understanding of the adult world, a child's temper tantrum, and a child's impotence.

00:54:17.000 Lashing out.

00:54:18.000 There he is saying he'd rather be blind than have to look at Ethan Ralph.

00:54:22.000 I'm sure some of you are saying, I don't know who any of these people are.

00:54:24.000 Well, then you're not in the scene, dude.

00:54:27.000 Ye24, this is the concept of the formerly known as Kanye West running for president, appears to exist solely in Alexander Akbar's head for the purpose of attracting teens, assisted by Nick Fuentes, who dutifully insists everything is just fine and that Ye will appear at his second now to confirm, just you wait.

00:54:45.000 Fuentes might be ashamed to admit he got rejected and ghosted by his idol, but his prideful and embarrassed insistence that Ye is still running for president serves only to provide Allie with more victims, quite the alliance.

00:54:53.000 So now Milo is so convinced that Allie is soliciting dick pics that anyone who doesn't hate Allie has to die.

00:55:03.000 Like once Milo gets his hooks in, remember one time I was having lunch with him in D.C. and some chick poured water on us.

00:55:10.000 I threw a beer in her face, by the way, and she started screaming. 1.00

00:55:13.000 Milo got the credit card receipt that was still sitting on the table, found her name, terrorized her entire family, destroyed her life, discovered that she was doing porn, like OnlyFans type of stuff, sent that to her grandfather.

00:55:27.000 And like, this guy, when he gets going, I think it's a gay thing. 1.00

00:55:30.000 gaze on Adderall.

00:55:31.000 They really, they That's one thing I want to get to is I'm all about unity on the right.

00:55:37.000 The left has too much unity.

00:55:39.000 They take in pedophiles and say, oh, well, he was having, he was horny.

00:55:42.000 But we, we will turn on each other for the dumbest things.

00:55:47.000 And the left loves it because we have no cohesion.

00:55:51.000 So I know pretty much every person on this page.

00:55:53.000 I've hung out with them all.

00:55:54.000 Well, I haven't hung out with her or him.

00:55:58.000 But everyone else I've had beers with, great guys.

00:56:01.000 Solid people.

00:56:02.000 Awesome.

00:56:03.000 Fun, cool.

00:56:04.000 Oh, Jeremy Boring.

00:56:05.000 I don't know him.

00:56:06.000 Okay, so zoom back onto Milo.

00:56:07.000 And you could watch that episode where he goes in detail about her on censored.tv.

00:56:12.000 Yep.

00:56:13.000 Everyone gets a censored logo who was associated with censored or who had a show.

00:56:18.000 So Alex Jones blocked Milo because Milo kept giving Alex shit for not hating Allie enough.

00:56:25.000 So that's, they're done.

00:56:27.000 And then Jacob Wall, Jacob Wall said Milo owes him money and he started nagging him about the money he owed him.

00:56:33.000 And then Milo went fucking ape shit on Jacob.

00:56:35.000 He told me to fire Jacob.

00:56:38.000 Oh boy.

00:56:39.000 He's still going nuts on Laura Loomer, saying that she grooms her interns.

00:56:44.000 And I'm like, can we stop saying adults having sex is some sort of sexual evilness?

00:56:50.000 I don't care if Laura fucked an intern. 1.00

00:56:54.000 Like, he was 18, 20, 30.

00:56:56.000 I don't know how old he was.

00:56:58.000 But he still will post horrible pictures of her and, you know, insult her by drawing an association.

00:57:06.000 So Milo hates pretty much everyone on the right more than most liberals.

00:57:11.000 Now, if we scroll down to this, are there any assets, the Jesse Lee Peterson thing, I think?

00:57:18.000 Just so you know, I'm not making this shit up.

00:57:20.000 Also, yeah, we skipped a couple of these.

00:57:22.000 Yeah, yeah, I skipped that on purpose.

00:57:24.000 They can pause it if they care.

00:57:25.000 We got that he hates Nick.

00:57:26.000 Let's see.

00:57:28.000 And then if you go to the email rhyme with all the links, I think there's some stuff there.

00:57:32.000 Jesse Lee Peterson being accused of whatever.

00:57:35.000 Gay rumors, JLP. 0.99

00:57:36.000 Here we go.

00:57:37.000 He groomed a 40-year-old.

00:57:39.000 Allegations of Manosphere Pastors, gay past, royal macho men. 0.88

00:57:45.000 Not me.

00:57:47.000 Anyway, this one is a really weird one here.

00:57:50.000 Oh, by the way, there's some I didn't include.

00:57:52.000 Hey, zoom out again.

00:57:54.000 Here's a weird one.

00:57:56.000 Isabella Riley's husband has been accused of sending dick pics to Elijah as a job application.

00:58:05.000 And they say that's how he became Elijah's producer.

00:58:09.000 He's not anymore.

00:58:10.000 I think he's fired from the Blaze.

00:58:12.000 But I didn't include that.

00:58:12.000 It's just a rumor, whatever.

00:58:14.000 And he's not known, so it's not a right-wing feud.

00:58:18.000 But this one is crazy.

00:58:20.000 I think these are the two prettiest women on the right right now, Isabella O'Reilly and Isabella DeLuca.

00:58:23.000 We did a jokey, like, who's hotter thing where we made it into a big long debate.

00:58:27.000 That's on censored.tv.

00:58:30.000 I think we sided with Isabella DeLuca.

00:58:32.000 Maybe that pissed off Isabella O'Reilly. 1.00

00:58:33.000 They're both tens.

00:58:34.000 So who cares which one is more tenny?

00:58:37.000 Isabella DeLuca, she seems like a bit of a ditz, but she posts pictures of herself where you just go, you should be a movie star or a model. 1.00

00:58:44.000 Fuck, if you're a waitress, you make $600 a night in tips. 1.00

00:58:47.000 I don't know why you're on the right.

00:58:48.000 But Isabella Reilly has a lot more substance and posts, you know, original ideas. 0.98

00:58:53.000 We're told that Isabella DeLuca steals tweets. 0.84

00:58:55.000 Oh, yeah, that was the joke.

00:58:57.000 An ugly old man and a cripple are talking about who's more fuckable. 1.00

00:59:01.000 I forgot our angle.

00:59:03.000 I knew it was funny.

00:59:06.000 But just like Milo's feed is all about Allie and Owen's feed is all about Steven, a huge part of Isabella O'Reilly's feed is all about what a fucking bitch Isabella DeLuca is and how she's a whore and a thirst trap and she says she's traditional. 1.00

00:59:22.000 Well, fucking get married like me, you stupid bitch. 1.00

00:59:26.000 The vitriol is nuts.

00:59:28.000 And Isabella DeLuca doesn't go, oh yeah, you whore, you fucking blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:59:32.000 Isabella DeLuca is just like, I don't know why people call me a whore. 1.00

00:59:35.000 I'm just being me.

00:59:37.000 It's really strange.

00:59:38.000 It's the weirdest fight.

00:59:39.000 It's like Fallon Fox in the MMA beating the shit out of some other female fighter. 1.00

00:59:44.000 Nobody said you can't wear a bikini to the beach, but why are you posting your bikini pictures online for everyone to see?

00:59:49.000 Oh, right, because you're fishing for attention and validation online from your army of simps.

00:59:54.000 Oh, boy.

00:59:55.000 I think I'm in her army of simps.

00:59:57.000 I said I was conservative, not Muslim. 1.00

00:59:59.000 I'm not wearing a burqa to the beach. 0.99

01:00:01.000 Sorry.

01:00:01.000 Not sorry.

01:00:03.000 Get over yourselves.

01:00:04.000 And then they have this picture.

01:00:06.000 Woo! 0.99

01:00:08.000 Very attractive, young lady.

01:00:09.000 I'm so old now that when I see beautiful young women, I'm just like, it's like seeing a flower.

01:00:14.000 Like, I wish you nothing but the best, young lady.

01:00:16.000 You get out there.

01:00:16.000 Find a man.

01:00:18.000 You're very attractive.

01:00:19.000 Can I spray some water on you, ma'am? 1.00

01:00:22.000 What?

01:00:22.000 Can I spray some water on you, ma'am?

01:00:27.000 Can I smell your garbage?

01:00:30.000 Go down a bit.

01:00:32.000 No, click on the pick.

01:00:35.000 I'm not being a simp.

01:00:37.000 I'm just, we need more information.

01:00:39.000 Oh, okay.

01:00:39.000 I thought it went lower than that.

01:00:41.000 What's another Isabella? 0.99

01:00:43.000 This one is so weird.

01:00:45.000 Out here looking like John Belushi in his final days.

01:00:48.000 And Isabella Riley says, you Photoshop all your pictures.

01:00:51.000 This is what you really look like.

01:00:52.000 You fucking ugly fucking bitch. 1.00

01:00:55.000 So mad.

01:00:56.000 Beards and had another funny tweet about Crowder.

01:00:58.000 Did Isabella DeLuca fuck Isabella Riley's husband or something? 1.00

01:01:01.000 Oh, actually, go ahead.

01:01:03.000 The worst part of the Crowder divorce is that he's going to take half of his wife's clothes.

01:01:08.000 Who's that from?

01:01:08.000 Is that Isabella Riley?

01:01:09.000 He's in Beardley yet again.

01:01:11.000 Oh, okay.

01:01:11.000 He's striking.

01:01:12.000 Maybe I should have included him.

01:01:14.000 Yeah, I probably should have thrown him in.

01:01:15.000 He's got his own deal.

01:01:16.000 He's a little crowded guy.

01:01:17.000 Although that's just a dumb, like, throwaway quip.

01:01:20.000 It's not really a war.

01:01:21.000 The things on this chart are wars.

01:01:23.000 So apparently she responded to this, DeLuca, and she was like, actually, I was going through some sort of health thing or something, and thanks for making fun of me while I was going through that.

01:01:31.000 Or something like that.

01:01:32.000 Something, you know, victim-y.

01:01:34.000 Okay.

01:01:36.000 And then Cassandra.

01:01:37.000 Oh, fuck.

01:01:37.000 I should have included her in this.

01:01:39.000 Cassandra McDonald hates DeLuca, too. 0.99

01:01:42.000 The boring basic one blocked me for pointing out that she appears to have paid followers and inorganic activity on her basic bitch tweets. 1.00

01:01:52.000 Like, when I was young in the 70s, we loved blonde bimbos. 1.00

01:01:56.000 They were a third of the show 3's company.

01:01:59.000 There was no anger towards them.

01:02:01.000 This is really, like, I don't know, not even bitchy.

01:02:04.000 It's like mean.

01:02:06.000 So true, thanks.

01:02:07.000 People actually in the industry know I'm right.

01:02:10.000 Okay, so the bimbo steals tweets. 1.00

01:02:14.000 I love it.

01:02:15.000 I love some good gossip.

01:02:17.000 Inviting Isabella DeLuca on my show to debate about what being a real trad wife means. 0.98

01:02:21.000 The floor will be open for her to talk about her eating disorder. 1.00

01:02:25.000 See what I mean?

01:02:26.000 Juicy.

01:02:28.000 All right, I'm getting sick of that one.

01:02:30.000 Let's move over to the right on the right wing.

01:02:33.000 Wait, what's this one?

01:02:34.000 Oh, yeah, she accuses her of photoshopping her pictures. 0.98

01:02:38.000 Click on them.

01:02:38.000 It's an excuse to gaze at her pictures.

01:02:43.000 She kind of has a Sophila Ren vibe. 1.00

01:02:46.000 I don't think that's photoshopped.

01:02:48.000 Cars are aerodynamic.

01:02:51.000 I'm not seeing it so obviously in that one.

01:02:54.000 I think there is one that was pretty convincing.

01:02:58.000 I don't know where they're cinching in the side there.

01:03:03.000 I'm not seeing it.

01:03:06.000 Maybe.

01:03:09.000 Anyway.

01:03:11.000 Now we're getting gay.

01:03:12.000 We're getting to the level of interesting gossip where...

01:03:17.000 Her curves don't look like that. 0.99

01:03:19.000 This is where I want to sort of peace out.

01:03:24.000 Okay, anyway, get back to the chart.

01:03:26.000 Right.

01:03:27.000 Have we left anything out in the emails?

01:03:29.000 Who cares?

01:03:30.000 We've already talked about this enough.

01:03:31.000 Let's get over here.

01:03:32.000 Put this over to the side of me, or I guess I can turn this.

01:03:35.000 Oh, no, no.

01:03:36.000 Go here.

01:03:37.000 So here's a weird one.

01:03:38.000 These guys are both great, and they were good buddies.

01:03:41.000 Nick is farther right than John, much more anti-Semitic than John.

01:03:45.000 John is kind of a working-class guy.

01:03:48.000 He's a fun write-y.

01:03:49.000 When he first came out, I tried to scoop him.

01:03:51.000 But these guys with social media, they get a viral YouTube video.

01:03:55.000 They're making fucking 300 grand off of YouTube, and I can't compete with that.

01:04:00.000 So I didn't get John.

01:04:01.000 Nick is, you can't bank if you have him on your network.

01:04:06.000 Like, the banks will shut you down because we live in a Soviet dystopia where ideas mean you're on a no-fly list and the feds can confiscate your money.

01:04:17.000 Anyway, John Doyle was doing like a live chat or something and the Groipers totally attacked him, probably for not being anti-Semitic enough. 0.89

01:04:26.000 What's this?

01:04:27.000 It says this is the John Doyle puts Catboy Fuentes in his place.

01:04:32.000 The first link.

01:04:32.000 Oh, yeah.

01:04:33.000 So then John Doyle came at Nick because the Groipers were mean to him. 1.00

01:04:37.000 And then Nick came at John Doyle, and that's a big fight going back and forth and back and forth based on nothing, really.

01:04:44.000 Slight political disagreements.

01:04:48.000 What is with your shitball computer?

01:04:50.000 These are the type of people.

01:04:51.000 You know, whenever Nick takes little shots at me, he can't help but make me sound like a nerd because I have glasses or whatever, as if I don't have like two inches on him and like 40 pounds on him.

01:05:00.000 But these fucking people, dude, Like, the average guy who watches my videos is like a mid-20s guy who works out and probably has a girlfriend.

01:05:07.000 The average groiper is like, unironically, a 15-year-old autistic incel. 0.86

01:05:11.000 That's just the reality of the situation.

01:05:14.000 When I first saw John, I thought he was kind of like a nerdy rich kid, but I got to know him.

01:05:18.000 He's like a blue-collar factory Detroit guy.

01:05:23.000 When I'm doing a live stream, hey, hey, John, why didn't you speak at half-back?

01:05:28.000 Hey, John.

01:05:28.000 Like, they're actually Autistic.

01:05:31.000 Okay, anyway, that's a fun one.

01:05:36.000 The left wins because they never apologize for anything.

01:05:39.000 What's up, gamers?

01:05:40.000 Just your periodic reminder that if you disavow and or condemn Nick Fuentes because of one joke, you're not a serious actor, and frankly, you're probably retarded. 0.99

01:05:51.000 Additionally, if your back doesn't look like this, you're not allowed to disagree with me because your physique sucks, because you have poor physiognomy, because you're spiritually ill.

01:06:01.000 Okay, that's enough for that one.

01:06:02.000 What did you say?

01:06:04.000 Nothing.

01:06:06.000 Okay, so this one, oh, I think you have this, Ryan.

01:06:09.000 I forgot to include this, but there was a text going back and forth that Nick released where it said, did you fuck her?

01:06:17.000 And he goes, yeah.

01:06:18.000 And he goes, you mean Sav?

01:06:20.000 Savannah Hernandez?

01:06:22.000 Doyle doesn't respond.

01:06:25.000 So everyone just assumed he did.

01:06:27.000 I don't think he did.

01:06:29.000 Sav, the way you got to think of Savannah Hernandez is think of her as like a traditional Irish Catholic chick.

01:06:34.000 I know she's Mexican and Asian, but like her dad's like a tough, landscaping Mexican guy who like fixes his own car and shit. 0.94

01:06:42.000 So Savannah's kind of blue-collar rough, but she's also very traditional. 0.99

01:06:48.000 So the idea that there's sex rumors going around about her is mortifying. 0.99

01:06:54.000 What's this?

01:06:55.000 Not Sav, I hope.

01:06:58.000 So me being retarded thought, well, why don't we just put it out on the table?

01:07:01.000 It's real.

01:07:02.000 Bro.

01:07:02.000 So the It's Real would be, that's the confirmation.

01:07:05.000 It's real is code for It's Real.

01:07:07.000 Yes, it's true.

01:07:08.000 But no, he didn't.

01:07:09.000 Right.

01:07:10.000 It doesn't mean that.

01:07:11.000 Bro, it literally gets worse.

01:07:12.000 LMFAO.

01:07:13.000 The story isn't even over.

01:07:14.000 I'm buckled in.

01:07:15.000 Savlings?

01:07:16.000 Bro, I couldn't even stay hard because I knew it was really, it was a really, really, really bad idea.

01:07:21.000 And I was anxious about it.

01:07:22.000 So now she thinks it's because she's not hot or her pussy is just too used. 1.00

01:07:27.000 So it was literally the worst performance of my life.

01:07:29.000 Wrecking my car and kecking.

01:07:32.000 I mean, it wasn't bad, but definitely not good enough to cope with deliberate separation from God and the oxytocin hangover.

01:07:40.000 So I think John Doyle, he knows his guys are trad and Catholic and they don't like fucking.

01:07:45.000 And I guess that was a drug reference at the end.

01:07:47.000 So he's just not mentioned anything about it.

01:07:50.000 She's not mentioned anything about it.

01:07:51.000 Ethan Ralph started out mentioning a lot about it, said she should do a show.

01:07:55.000 She was like, dude, you were talking shit about me sexually.

01:07:57.000 And he goes, okay, fuck you, bitch. 1.00

01:07:59.000 But then he recently came out and said, oh, they didn't fuck.

01:08:02.000 So Ethan sort of was part of this whole Savannah feud that was a result of this feud, but he's kind of peaced out.

01:08:12.000 And then, of course, we have Isabel O'Reilly's husband's dick pic guy, allegedly, right?

01:08:19.000 I don't know if I believe that at all.

01:08:21.000 Elijah Schaefer.

01:08:22.000 And Elijah Schaefer was accused of touching Sarah Gonzalez's boobs.

01:08:28.000 This is all out there, by the way.

01:08:29.000 I'm not spilling any beans.

01:08:33.000 So this is kind of a weird thing because what do you do if someone grabs your tits?

01:08:39.000 If he did do that, right?

01:08:41.000 You either sit there and let your tits get grabbed, which I probably would do if it was someone I worked with, animated friend, but you got to complain. 1.00

01:08:48.000 So he gets fired because of it.

01:08:51.000 And so he's mad at her and she's mad at him.

01:08:54.000 But it's not like these other feuds where it's like, like this one is fuck you.

01:08:58.000 No, fuck you.

01:08:59.000 No, fuck you.

01:09:00.000 This is like Hong Kong.

01:09:01.000 Hey, you're fired.

01:09:01.000 You bitch.

01:09:02.000 Done.

01:09:05.000 So that's why it's kind of a satellite over here.

01:09:09.000 All right, so let's zoom back out again.

01:09:11.000 There was something about.

01:09:13.000 I know I'm forgetting arrows and people.

01:09:15.000 Isabella's husband tweeting seeing the two Isabellas fight.

01:09:20.000 And he came up and he said, oh, there they are fighting over me again, or something to that effect.

01:09:25.000 Oh, that adds a layer of juice.

01:09:27.000 It is a layer of jobs.

01:09:28.000 A little sprinkling of juice on the right-wing gossip pile. 0.88

01:09:31.000 Okay, so we're about to abandon it.

01:09:34.000 Are there any notes you didn't include, Ryan?

01:09:35.000 Because every time I do one of these, I go, oh, I forgot about the do-to-do.

01:09:40.000 There's this one of Isabella.

01:09:43.000 Closet gays on it. 1.00

01:09:44.000 Oh, yeah, that's a good one.

01:09:45.000 Why are there so many closeted gays in the conservative movement?

01:09:48.000 Yeah, like, Zoom, go back to the chart.

01:09:51.000 I mentioned this earlier already, but, like, so much.

01:09:54.000 And I think it's because the left knows that the right has no tolerance policy for homosexuality.

01:10:02.000 So they start these rumors so these people will be extinguished.

01:10:04.000 Or the right is so obsessed with homosexuality, which is kind of gay, by the way, that if you do, if you are bi or queer, you hide it or renounce it.

01:10:16.000 And then the final thing, this is kind of a relevant detail, but I put the yay symbol on people who were associated with the yay 2024 campaign.

01:10:25.000 So yeah, tons of gossip going on, and it's fun to talk about and everything, but ultimately, I don't like it.

01:10:32.000 All of these people are basically on the same page.

01:10:36.000 They may differ with Israel on a few things.

01:10:39.000 They may differ with race mixing.

01:10:41.000 What are you doing?

01:10:45.000 Were you doing something else and then that automatically shrank?

01:10:48.000 My knob is drifting, yeah.

01:10:49.000 My knob is drifting.

01:10:52.000 But all of these people want less government, more freedom.

01:10:56.000 They want everyone to have a gun.

01:10:58.000 They want free speech.

01:11:00.000 They don't want drag queen story hour. 1.00

01:11:03.000 They don't like kids being sexualized.

01:11:05.000 They don't want socialism.

01:11:07.000 They don't like the fact that our education has turned into a brainwashing festival.

01:11:12.000 So let's all get together, man.

01:11:14.000 Peace, unity.

01:11:16.000 Stop all this fighting.

01:11:17.000 Gossip is amusing to talk about, but it's eroding the right-wing movement and destroying everything we've worked for.

01:11:40.000 Seth Rogan is a douche.

01:11:44.000 One of the worst guys in the world.

01:11:49.000 I used to hate Jeremy Piven, but Jeremy Piven is just a loser, right?

01:11:55.000 He doesn't make my blood boil.

01:11:57.000 Alan Cumming is another guy that would make my blood boil, but Seth Rogan's way worse than both of those guys.

01:12:04.000 Those guys are just, you go, ugh, eh.

01:12:07.000 Seth Rogen, you go, oh.

01:12:10.000 He's like the opposite of Kevin James, where you see Kevin James and you go, fuck, I would love to grab a beer with that guy.

01:12:18.000 Seth Rogan, you're like, I would hate to be in the same state as that guy.

01:12:22.000 I'd feel dirty.

01:12:24.000 Is that the first link?

01:12:27.000 His laugh, his whole Jew thing. 1.00

01:12:29.000 I'm so Jewish.

01:12:31.000 Not really.

01:12:32.000 You're from Vancouver.

01:12:34.000 Van Jewish. 1.00

01:12:35.000 You can't be that Jewish in Vancouver. 1.00

01:12:37.000 That's a new, I just made up a new rule.

01:12:40.000 Unless you live in near Los Angeles or New York, you're not really that Jewish. 0.58

01:12:47.000 Kids, I do not.

01:12:48.000 That has helped me succeed as well.

01:12:52.000 Definitely.

01:12:54.000 Really?

01:12:54.000 Oh, yeah.

01:12:55.000 There's a whole huge thing I'm not doing, which is raising children.

01:13:04.000 People, obviously, someone would be listening, but yeah, but it would make you happier.

01:13:06.000 You know, someone might say that I'm trying to rebut them.

01:13:10.000 I don't think it would.

01:13:11.000 I've been around, obviously, a lot of children.

01:13:13.000 I'm not ignorant to what it's like to be.

01:13:14.000 Yes, you are.

01:13:15.000 I've seen everyone I know has kids.

01:13:18.000 I see a top 40 again, you know.

01:13:21.000 They're not your kids.

01:13:23.000 You don't know what it feels like to have kids if you've never had kids.

01:13:26.000 You've seen kids.

01:13:28.000 Yeah, duh.

01:13:29.000 And actors always say this, too.

01:13:31.000 Like, there's that chick who was from that 70s show, and she was at some women's rally. 0.99

01:13:35.000 And she was like, I'm so glad I had an abortion because it enabled me to do a show.

01:13:40.000 You can do a show if you have a kid.

01:13:42.000 You may have to take some time off.

01:13:44.000 You may be very busy at the beginning, but it's not like it swallows up your life, especially dudes.

01:13:53.000 Yeah, you're away for a month shooting a movie.

01:13:58.000 You can still be a dad moron.

01:14:00.000 I think it's because he's a pussy and he can't handle the commitment. 1.00

01:14:05.000 Who are you calling a pussy? 1.00

01:14:08.000 Yeah, we'll get to that.

01:14:10.000 Go ahead.

01:14:10.000 Like, it's not, I know, you know, some of my friends have had kids for decades, you know.

01:14:18.000 Some people want kids.

01:14:19.000 Some people don't want kids.

01:14:19.000 I think a lot of people have kids before they even think about it, from what I've seen.

01:14:22.000 Honestly, you just are told you go through life, you get married, you will have a kid.

01:14:28.000 And me and my wife were just, neither of us were like that, you know?

01:14:33.000 I think it's cowardice.

01:14:35.000 Ricky Gervais is the same way.

01:14:38.000 Yeah.

01:14:38.000 The wife figures out she has to stop smoking weed when she's pregnant.

01:14:42.000 She's like, oh, fuck. 1.00

01:14:43.000 It is scary.

01:14:44.000 Like the first time your wife goes, I got some big news. 0.99

01:14:48.000 As a man, you go, this is going to be great.

01:14:50.000 And you hold her and you're so happy.

01:14:51.000 But as you're holding her, for the first one at least, part of you is like, holy fuck, here we fucking go.

01:14:57.000 We're about, Jesus, literally take the wheel.

01:15:00.000 We're about to go on a wild ride.

01:15:03.000 And then when they come out, everything falls into place.

01:15:07.000 And you have this like new energy where you adore them so much that, you know, you have limitless patience.

01:15:15.000 You don't have limitless patience with other people's kids.

01:15:19.000 Although, if you noticed, since I've flown with kids and babies, when I hear a baby crying on a flight, it could be right in my earhole.

01:15:28.000 I feel nothing.

01:15:30.000 Yeah, that's not a big deal.

01:15:31.000 I'm just like, oh, the baby's crying cute.

01:15:33.000 Not remotely annoyed.

01:15:34.000 Whereas I remember before I had kids, I go, holy shit, there's a fucking baby on this plane.

01:15:39.000 I got a letter from a baby monster who said that he likes, his 15-year-old wants to watch the show, but he cringes at the F word.

01:15:48.000 15?

01:15:50.000 Don't they play video games where they're calling each other the worst words we have?

01:15:55.000 Or the best?

01:15:56.000 15?

01:15:58.000 And he said his 15-year-old really liked the kids' episode we did last week.

01:16:04.000 Because we only said shit and fucking it once.

01:16:08.000 I'm like, your kids' special needs.

01:16:12.000 Anyway, let's hear more.

01:16:14.000 By the way, have you noticed?

01:16:15.000 I know.

01:16:15.000 I'm positive.

01:16:16.000 No, it works.

01:16:17.000 No, absolutely.

01:16:19.000 Okay, calm down.

01:16:20.000 You doth protesteth too much.

01:16:23.000 Honestly, the older we get, the more happy and reaffirmed we are with our choice to not have it.

01:16:30.000 Okay, I got it.

01:16:33.000 He's going to repeat that again now.

01:16:35.000 Kind of talked about more, and we're like, are we made the right choice?

01:16:39.000 Okay.

01:16:39.000 Sure.

01:16:40.000 Now, more than anything, the conversation is like, honestly, thank God we don't have children.

01:16:46.000 We get to do whatever we want.

01:16:48.000 Sometimes when someone's this shitty, though, I almost agree.

01:16:50.000 Like, I'm glad there's this lineage, this legacy is over.

01:16:55.000 There'll be no more Seth Rogans.

01:16:57.000 It's going to be a long wait, by the way.

01:16:58.000 He's probably going to live another 30 years.

01:17:00.000 I might even die before him, but at least my kids won't have to live in a Seth Rogan world.

01:17:05.000 A post-Seth Rogan world.

01:17:07.000 Yeah.

01:17:07.000 Too bad George Soros spawned.

01:17:10.000 That's a shame, man.

01:17:11.000 She's a very beautiful.

01:17:12.000 Beautiful woman.

01:17:13.000 She would have been a great mom. 0.97

01:17:15.000 Wait a little bit loneliness kicks in.

01:17:17.000 I could literally, she has the face for packing a nice lunch, and that's never going to happen now. 1.00

01:17:24.000 Well, at least she got to make an anti-Christian Santa movie. 0.51

01:17:28.000 That went well.

01:17:30.000 We are in the prime of our life.

01:17:31.000 Is that where the Fuentes cookie thing came from?

01:17:34.000 Because remember that was the whole thing where people were talking about elves and the number of, they were like Holocaust joking the elf?

01:17:41.000 No, Ryan, the Nick Fuentes cookie thing was years ago.

01:17:44.000 That Santa movie just came out.

01:17:46.000 Anyway, keep rolling.

01:17:48.000 We are smarter than we've ever been.

01:17:51.000 We understand ourselves more than we've ever been.

01:17:53.000 Smarter than we've ever been.

01:17:54.000 We have the capacity to achieve a level of work and a level of communication and care for one another and a lifestyle.

01:18:02.000 We can live with one another that we've never been able to and we can just do that.

01:18:07.000 And we don't have to raise a child, which the world does not need right now.

01:18:13.000 And so that was, and so, yeah, we're very happy with our choice to not have kids.

01:18:19.000 And I just, I work, I work with a lot of people with kids.

01:18:23.000 And I think definitively, that I have more time to do.

01:18:28.000 You're hearing the rantings of someone who is realizing they fucked up and is actually brainwashing himself by repeating the same mantra again and again.

01:18:39.000 What was that movie you showed?

01:18:41.000 That was the night before.

01:18:42.000 Yes.

01:18:42.000 I thought the movie was just called Santa.

01:18:44.000 No, 2015.

01:18:46.000 And that's the one where he plays Santa and Sarah Silverman is in it?

01:18:51.000 The night before.

01:18:52.000 Let me look it up.

01:18:54.000 Well, you just had it up.

01:18:56.000 Yeah, I'm going to close that up.

01:18:57.000 It's coming up in my notes, by the way.

01:19:02.000 Seth Rogan.

01:19:03.000 I'm not talking about the night before, you fucking moron, who is derailing the show once again.

01:19:10.000 I said an anti-Christian Santa movie.

01:19:15.000 Jesus.

01:19:15.000 Christmas Santa.

01:19:16.000 Thanks for helping out.

01:19:17.000 Anyway, back to work.

01:19:18.000 Have more time to both.

01:19:20.000 He highlights that and goes, I'm right.

01:19:23.000 Classic Ryan.

01:19:24.000 Things I enjoy doing than they do.

01:19:28.000 And not to say their kids don't bring them joy, but I say this truthfully.

01:19:34.000 Me and my wife seem to get a lot more active enjoyment out of not having kids than anyone I know seems to get out of having kids.

01:19:43.000 What is that sentence?

01:19:47.000 So what does he do with his time?

01:19:52.000 Let's jump ahead to 2-4.

01:19:55.000 So this guy's got plenty of time now.

01:19:57.000 Thank God he didn't have kids so he can focus and gets things done like this.

01:20:05.000 Hello.

01:20:06.000 This is the new gloopy vase from Houseplant.

01:20:08.000 Designed by me, made with biodegradable gloopy glaze recipe, which sounds yucky, but it's not, I swear.

01:20:19.000 This shit's gloopy as fuck.

01:20:22.000 And you get to swear when you don't have kids.

01:20:26.000 Go to the next one, 2-2.

01:20:28.000 Not the next one.

01:20:29.000 Jump back. 0.93

01:20:30.000 Jump back, jump back. 0.99

01:20:33.000 2-2 is.

01:20:35.000 Was that the one we just saw?

01:20:36.000 Yes.

01:20:37.000 Okay, well then we got this letter.

01:20:39.000 I have this.

01:20:41.000 It's more gloopy.

01:20:45.000 It was actually a baby monster who got me on this kit.

01:20:51.000 Look up Seth Rogan.

01:20:54.000 No kids.

01:20:57.000 This is an oldie.

01:20:59.000 I've been meaning to get to this for a while.

01:21:00.000 Dude, please destroy this piece of crap.

01:21:03.000 Check out his wife at the bottom sporting her make-believe fur child. 0.95

01:21:06.000 It's always the same.

01:21:10.000 Oh, so I guess the Fox News picked up the clip we just saw.

01:21:14.000 Seth Rogan claims he's more successful because he did not have kids.

01:21:17.000 Honestly, thank God.

01:21:21.000 As he repeats it to himself.

01:21:23.000 So what does he do with all his free time?

01:21:25.000 He makes stupid vases that are gloppy that no one wants.

01:21:32.000 And by the way, dads have time to make a dumb vase. 0.81

01:21:37.000 And then what does his wife do? 1.00

01:21:38.000 She has no maternal instinct, right?

01:21:40.000 She's really happy she doesn't have kids.

01:21:42.000 Phew.

01:21:43.000 She's not the kind of person that would want a kid. 1.00

01:21:46.000 She is smarter than ever before.

01:21:49.000 She communicates better than ever before.

01:21:52.000 And then pull up the pick, Ryan.

01:21:54.000 There she is.

01:21:56.000 So happy she didn't have kids.

01:22:02.000 Oh my God.

01:22:03.000 It's so obvious that these people have fucked up their lives.

01:22:08.000 Oh well, I'm happy it happened to those dorks, but I'm not happy that it's happening to you.

01:22:14.000 So get on that, put a ring on it, knock her up, make a baby, and maybe we will have enough voters to stop the worst president in world history. 1.00

01:22:27.000 There might have been like a 13-year-old king in France that I don't know about.

01:22:32.000 I remember hearing about some Greek emperor who made his horse the head of international affairs?

01:22:40.000 Sure, maybe there are some freak exceptions.

01:22:41.000 But as far as the normal world, we've never had a worse leader than President Joe Biden.

01:22:48.000 Let's take it.

01:22:49.000 Take it away, Ryan.

01:22:52.000 Yes, in fact.

01:22:53.000 Did you not get that I was introducing my pet Biden?

01:22:56.000 Of course I was.

01:22:58.000 What were you doing over there?

01:22:59.000 Smoking a cigarette?

01:23:04.000 Biden.

01:23:04.000 On him I can depend.

01:23:07.000 My pet.

01:23:08.000 Biden.

01:23:09.000 A monster of the president.

01:23:11.000 He's big and loose.

01:23:12.000 Sleepy.

01:23:13.000 But a friendly monster too.

01:23:16.000 My pet.

01:23:17.000 Biden.

01:23:17.000 Wait, what?

01:23:18.000 That doesn't rhyme.

01:23:26.000 By the way, Nita Fashions makes all my suits and all my shirts.

01:23:31.000 They fit like a glove.

01:23:33.000 I don't change out of my suit when I get home.

01:23:35.000 The way that all businessmen will go into their basketball shorts when they're done.

01:23:40.000 This is basketball shorts.

01:23:42.000 Look how perfect it fits me.

01:23:48.000 It feels like pee-pee jam jams.

01:23:50.000 I should be getting mine soon too.

01:23:52.000 Hey, Jays.

01:23:55.000 Is that the one?

01:23:56.000 Wait, you got this suit?

01:23:57.000 I think it is.

01:23:59.000 I have it on my phone, the image.

01:24:01.000 So they can set you up online.

01:24:03.000 Can you contact them through their Instagram, DM them, or contact them on their site, It's a good first date, by the way.

01:24:09.000 You get that...

01:24:14.000 Buy it on Amazon, have that ready.

01:24:16.000 And then they measure your neck and everything.

01:24:18.000 But the best thing to do is to meet them when they tour the world.

01:24:22.000 They go to hotels.

01:24:22.000 So I think they're in L.A. right now.

01:24:25.000 Go to the schedule, Ryan, and then they're in San Francisco in a few days.

01:24:29.000 So they've got two more cities to do.

01:24:32.000 And they'll cram you in.

01:24:33.000 They'll fit you in.

01:24:34.000 So contact them, meet up at the Intercontinental in LA if you're anywhere near there, including Vegas.

01:24:43.000 And then if you're near San Francisco, you got April 30th until the 2nd.

01:24:47.000 And when you go there, they rent out a hotel room.

01:24:50.000 They've got like five tables of swatches and buttons and little things.

01:24:56.000 And you say, I'm looking for a shirt.

01:24:57.000 You get the thickness.

01:24:58.000 If you're totally broke, you could probably get a shirt for 50 bucks.

01:25:02.000 And you could probably get a suit for under a thousand.

01:25:05.000 A tailored suit in New York City is six grand.

01:25:08.000 But if you want to spend some money, like this shirt was, I think, a hundred bucks and it's a really thick material.

01:25:14.000 And they last forever.

01:25:16.000 And even if you don't need a suit for work, you should have it for funerals, weddings, a dinner date.

01:25:22.000 If you go out on a date with your wife, I tried to get my wife. 1.00

01:25:26.000 I said, Robbie and his wife, I told you this story before, right?

01:25:28.000 I go, Robin and his wife, they go out once a week, every Saturday.

01:25:32.000 And she goes, yeah.

01:25:34.000 And I go, why don't we do that?

01:25:36.000 And she goes, because I'm a lazy bitch. 1.00

01:25:39.000 And then I was like, well, that's the end of this debate.

01:25:43.000 Where do I go from here?

01:25:49.000 Pretty Sims.

01:25:50.000 Yeah, it's similar.

01:25:50.000 That's not what I have.

01:25:52.000 Mine is actually, it actually is navy, but it's hard.

01:25:56.000 It's not coming up right.

01:25:57.000 But it looks bluer like yours in person.

01:26:00.000 Huh.

01:26:01.000 So yeah, make a date with them.

01:26:03.000 They're very happy with us.

01:26:04.000 They rule.

01:26:06.000 They told me that they get a client a day.

01:26:09.000 Yeah.

01:26:10.000 So that's 365 new clients a year.

01:26:15.000 Anyway, here is Biden's latest gaffe.

01:26:18.000 We don't even have to edit these to make him look bad.

01:26:21.000 He cannot speak English, which is not good.

01:26:24.000 But in this clip, he wants you to know that we can only re-elect Donald Trump.

01:26:30.000 This is at the same level as Fetterman saying the Eagles are way better than the Eagles.

01:26:37.000 Turn this primary from a campaign that's about negative attacks into one about what we're for, because we cannot get re-elect.

01:26:45.000 We cannot win this re-election.

01:26:47.000 Excuse me.

01:26:48.000 We can only re-elect Donald Trump.

01:26:51.000 And turn this primary.

01:26:52.000 We cannot win this re-election.

01:26:54.000 And we can only re-elect Donald Trump.

01:26:58.000 And everyone around him knows that he's done.

01:27:01.000 So they have this nervous laugh where they pretend he's kidding because they're praying he's kidding.

01:27:07.000 No, he's stumbling.

01:27:08.000 He's trying to read the teleprompter.

01:27:10.000 He doesn't understand what he's reading.

01:27:14.000 And if he wanted to save it, at the end of it, it'd be like, if we want to be doomed and fucked.

01:27:19.000 He didn't add that.

01:27:21.000 Or he could say, we can only re-elect Donald Trump, say the senile idiots who don't understand what's going on around them.

01:27:29.000 But the truth is, we can only re-elect me, President Joe Biden.

01:27:33.000 Thank you, everyone.

01:27:33.000 Good night.

01:27:34.000 Negative attacks in the one about what we're for, because we cannot get re-elect.

01:27:39.000 We cannot win this re-election.

01:27:41.000 Excuse me.

01:27:42.000 We can only re-elect Donald Trump.

01:27:44.000 Oh, no.

01:27:45.000 And turn more dots on his face than ever, too.

01:27:48.000 What's happening?

01:27:48.000 A morganization, a freemen?

01:27:50.000 I think someone had a, he was sniffing someone, someone's ass, and they had an explosive diarrhea fart. 0.67

01:27:57.000 Yeah, he got a little butt whisper.

01:27:59.000 You got to watch where you sniff, Joe.

01:28:01.000 Looks like you got hit with scattershot.

01:28:03.000 I got hit with scattershot, man.

01:28:04.000 I was in front of a fan.

01:28:05.000 Somebody put some chocolate chips in there. 0.99

01:28:07.000 And then we have cringe Jean-Pierre, 2-6, just being a ridiculous clown.

01:28:13.000 She is affirmative action personified.

01:28:16.000 The worst press secretary anyone's ever had.

01:28:19.000 The president, when he came in, nothing was being done.

01:28:22.000 What?

01:28:24.000 He made sure that the economy came back in a way that we haven't seen in some time.

01:28:32.000 The president was done.

01:28:35.000 Letting people out of their homes and opening restaurants was a huge boost to the economy, and that's because of Joe Biden.

01:28:41.000 It would have nothing to do with a pandemic crippling the entire country, would it?

01:28:45.000 And bragging about the economy with the Biden administration, that's why there's so much right-wing gossip, because people are getting fired.

01:28:53.000 They're losing their jobs, and it's about to get really bad, folks.

01:28:57.000 Batten down the hatches. 0.65

01:28:59.000 I was talking about this on Wednesday.

01:29:00.000 I talked to an investor pal who was working with a dude who runs a $7 billion hedge fund.

01:29:06.000 And he goes, we're about to hit a storm that's worse than 08.

01:29:10.000 So cut out the frills.

01:29:12.000 Hold on to this show.

01:29:13.000 But soon you're going to see it.

01:29:15.000 I bet you're going to see a lot of these dumb lefty sites collapse like BuzzFeed and all that shit.

01:29:22.000 Those are all vanity projects.

01:29:24.000 It doesn't make dollars.

01:29:25.000 It doesn't make sense.

01:29:26.000 We never covered the BuzzFeed thing.

01:29:29.000 It was Daily Beast, I think, that went under.

01:29:32.000 Here's Kamala going off at yet another weird tangent.

01:29:36.000 Her favorite thing to do is to repeat the word a few times in a sentence like time.

01:29:41.000 What time is it?

01:29:42.000 What is time?

01:29:43.000 We're in a time now that's of time.

01:29:45.000 That's one thing she does. 1.00

01:29:46.000 The other is she thinks she discovered something quirky, like, I love school buses.

01:29:51.000 And then she pushed electric school buses, which, by the way, were a total catastrophe.

01:29:55.000 The batteries don't last long enough, so they have to buy two sets of buses, one for the morning rush, one for the afternoon rush.

01:30:04.000 The news went viral.

01:30:05.000 The media bet its future on Facebook.

01:30:06.000 Did it learn from that?

01:30:07.000 What are you showing me this for?

01:30:09.000 Announced last week it was shutting down its news division.

01:30:12.000 BuzzFeed News is done.

01:30:14.000 Oh, really?

01:30:15.000 Yeah.

01:30:15.000 Is Daily Beast also done?

01:30:18.000 Maybe.

01:30:19.000 But this was pretty big.

01:30:20.000 It was a big win for Hyde.

01:30:22.000 Remember how the Ice Age happened and all the mammals and little naked mole rats went underground and then all the dinosaurs died and then they stayed in their burrows and they came out when it got warm again.

01:30:31.000 And that's why we survived because we're related to them.

01:30:35.000 That's what we have to do.

01:30:36.000 Get ready to go underground.

01:30:39.000 If you haven't already taken your money out, then don't take it out for another 10 years.

01:30:44.000 Daily Beast is covering BuzzFeed, shutting down.

01:30:47.000 You know what's going to happen?

01:30:48.000 Oh, so the Daily Beast didn't die.

01:30:50.000 Okay, I got it wrong.

01:30:51.000 You know what else is going to happen?

01:30:53.000 Contractors are going to be, it's going to be impossible to find a contractor because rich people are going to go, oh, I can't invest in funds.

01:31:01.000 I can't invest in the stock market.

01:31:03.000 I want to invest in real estate.

01:31:05.000 None is for sale.

01:31:07.000 I'm going to just improve my house.

01:31:10.000 And then that's where my money will go.

01:31:11.000 I'll have a whole new finished basement.

01:31:13.000 I'll spend $100,000 on redoing a basement or something, or not $100,000, but you know what I mean.

01:31:19.000 So that's where all the work is going to be.

01:31:22.000 So if you're a contractor, times are going to be good soon.

01:31:25.000 Anyway.

01:31:25.000 My buddy's in Florida.

01:31:26.000 He's a painter, and he's like, dude, I'm like the only painter that's like not totally booked for the summer.

01:31:34.000 Yeah, I had an electrician come by.

01:31:35.000 I installed a ring camera to save money, but I turned off all the fuses because I couldn't figure out which one was the doorbell.

01:31:43.000 And then when I turned it back on, now no lights in the front of my house work.

01:31:47.000 Oh, no.

01:31:47.000 And I think I fucked a fuse up.

01:31:50.000 So I got to get an electrician coming by.

01:31:52.000 And I booked him on Tuesday.

01:31:54.000 He said he can be there in six days.

01:31:58.000 All right.

01:31:58.000 What do you got to say, Kamala?

01:32:00.000 What are you on about?

01:32:01.000 Median age on the continent of Africa is 19.

01:32:05.000 Uh-huh.

01:32:07.000 By 2050.

01:32:08.000 Someone old dies.

01:32:10.000 One in four people occupying space on Mother Earth will be on the continent of Africa.

01:32:18.000 By when?

01:32:18.000 2050 or something ridiculous?

01:32:20.000 What that means?

01:32:22.000 Nothing.

01:32:22.000 It means nothing.

01:32:23.000 In terms of the opportunity, in terms of the future, in terms of the obvious fact, I believe, as evidenced by the demographics I've just shared, which is that what happens on that continent will impact the entire globe.

01:32:44.000 I mean, China's taking advantage of them and getting their natural resources, and Russia is too.

01:32:50.000 But as far as the human contingent, I don't think that's going to change anything.

01:32:55.000 What are they going to do?

01:32:56.000 Build tons of helicopters and start flying around?

01:33:00.000 Go to 2.8.

01:33:02.000 Multiply this person by 4 and tell me if the world has changed.

01:33:06.000 Not this person.

01:33:08.000 We are behind in the aviation race.

01:33:12.000 Until now.

01:33:14.000 Oh, you're no longer behind the aviation race?

01:33:18.000 How is this not a common?

01:33:19.000 A courageous man, flight lieutenant Zabandan, using his own limited resources, has built himself a helicopter.

01:33:26.000 I don't think resources is the problem.

01:33:29.000 Who will help him?

01:33:30.000 He needs finance.

01:33:31.000 Okay, maybe skip ahead here.

01:33:32.000 A helicopter to the helicopter.

01:33:34.000 I trained in Ethiopia.

01:33:37.000 I was trained by the Russian.

01:33:40.000 I first heard of Anthony when this segment was on ONA.

01:33:43.000 I saw it on YouTube, and I thought, finally, someone else who laughs at African aviation. 0.72

01:33:50.000 And then I got to meet him soon after.

01:33:52.000 And now we're best friends.

01:33:54.000 And we're on tour.

01:33:55.000 Get your tickets now.

01:33:56.000 Tampa.

01:33:56.000 Playing it.

01:33:57.000 June 16th, we're going to be in Austin.

01:34:00.000 No, 17th?

01:34:01.000 Yeah, June 17th.

01:34:02.000 We're going to be in Jacksonville, Florida, July 14th.

01:34:05.000 Tampa, Florida, July 15th.

01:34:07.000 South Florida, July 1st.

01:34:07.000 Oh, we're doing a whole Florida tour.

01:34:09.000 That's cool.

01:34:09.000 We'll get a sprint bus.

01:34:12.000 Not if I have anything to do with it.

01:34:14.000 Las Vegas, September 9th, which I'm scared of.

01:34:17.000 What's that now?

01:34:19.000 Not if I have anything to do with it.

01:34:21.000 I'm an alien.

01:34:22.000 My name is Zagorblark.

01:34:24.000 Flutt.

01:34:25.000 And I took over your producer.

01:34:27.000 So now he's going to be brainless and stupid and incompetent.

01:34:31.000 Wait, you're from another planet, but you're speaking perfect English.

01:34:35.000 So why would you stick with your mother tongue when it comes to your name?

01:34:38.000 Why wouldn't you say Dan?

01:34:40.000 Well, culturally, I'd like to keep some of my identity.

01:34:45.000 Okay.

01:34:46.000 That was Texas early October.

01:34:50.000 Tim?

01:34:50.000 Alright, shut up.

01:34:55.000 Yeah, so what is she talking about?

01:34:57.000 One in four people will be doing this in 50 years.

01:35:01.000 So?

01:35:04.000 This is the aviation.

01:35:05.000 Fill your boots, Africa. 1.00

01:35:07.000 Go bananas.

01:35:08.000 What you're looking at is the aviation equivalent of eating de poo-poo. 1.00

01:35:12.000 Don't worry, the skies will not be cluttered with African helicopters. 1.00

01:35:18.000 The roads might.

01:35:19.000 There may be more traffic, but that's about it.

01:35:23.000 Just footage from Wakaka.

01:35:29.000 Go to 2.9.

01:35:31.000 Everyone is dreading the concept.

01:35:33.000 The very possible possibility.

01:35:37.000 I'm going to say even likely.

01:35:39.000 What if the weakest president we ever had were re-elected?

01:35:42.000 Republicans release brutal AI video, what?

01:35:45.000 AI video, depicting what will happen if Biden wins, including war in Taiwan, National Guard on U.S. streets, and more homeless in San Francisco.

01:35:54.000 Yeah, did you see this 12A?

01:35:56.000 Our president is so weak that Iran is just stealing oil tankers that are bound for America and saying, they bumped into one of our boats, so we're confiscating it. 0.79

01:36:08.000 That's an act of war.

01:36:09.000 What was World War One about?

01:36:10.000 Some guy with a mustache got shot on his way to work.

01:36:12.000 I mean, he declared a world war?

01:36:16.000 Wait, is that what that links to?

01:36:19.000 Oh, shit.

01:36:20.000 It does.

01:36:20.000 Look at Iran.

01:36:21.000 I don't know.

01:36:22.000 Tanker.

01:36:22.000 And Iran.

01:36:25.000 That video of Tucker fishing in Central Park is years old.

01:36:29.000 People are loving.

01:36:30.000 Yes.

01:36:31.000 And then their terrorist military get on a Chinook helicopter and they go, yeah.

01:36:40.000 U.S. confiscates Iran oil cargo on tanker amid Tehran tensions sources.

01:36:46.000 Wait, we...

01:36:47.000 U.S. conf...

01:36:59.000 And days later, Iran sees another oil-laden tanker in retaliation, according to America.

01:37:03.000 Yeah.

01:37:04.000 So we are taking tankers we're owed, and then they're just randomly stealing tankers that they aren't owed because we have a weak president.

01:37:12.000 If I was Xing Ping, Ting Ling Ching of China, I would definitely invade Taiwan right now. 1.00

01:37:18.000 Perfect time.

01:37:19.000 It's fish kiss.

01:37:26.000 Perfect time to invade Taiwan. 0.99

01:37:28.000 You have an inept president who Loves China, by the way, and is in bed with China.

01:37:34.000 Gotta be a big bed.

01:37:37.000 So, yeah, go back to 2-9.

01:37:39.000 I want to see this dystopian commercial.

01:37:44.000 2-9.

01:37:48.000 Go back to 2-9.

01:37:49.000 Yes, there we go.

01:37:50.000 We can now call the 2024 presidential race for Joe Biden.

01:37:57.000 My federal American.

01:37:59.000 My former Americans.

01:38:03.000 My fellow Americans.

01:38:04.000 He doesn't know what America is.

01:38:05.000 Financial markets are in free fall as 500 regional banks have shuttered their doors.

01:38:09.000 Border agents were overrun by a surge of 80,000 illegals yesterday evening.

01:38:13.000 Officials closed the city of San Francisco this morning.

01:38:16.000 That's not even a big number.

01:38:17.000 80,000 happened like every two days?

01:38:19.000 Yeah.

01:38:21.000 What are you talking about?

01:38:22.000 They're like, oh, rush the border of the 80,000 immigrants rush the border.

01:38:26.000 Oh, yeah.

01:38:27.000 That's not even that big.

01:38:28.000 No, that's what's happening now.

01:38:30.000 It happens.

01:38:30.000 ...closed the city of San Francisco this morning, citing the escalating crime and fentanyl crisis.

01:38:36.000 Who's in charge here?

01:38:38.000 It feels like the train is coming off the tracks.

01:38:42.000 That's kind of a sneaky trick, by the way, that our side did.

01:38:46.000 It's an AI-generated video.

01:38:47.000 Yeah, you typed in like border, you typed in National Guard, San Francisco.

01:38:55.000 That's just what you use for the imagery.

01:38:57.000 But when you say artificial intelligence generated, the implication is that if Biden wins, this will happen.

01:39:03.000 The computers just said so.

01:39:06.000 It's not my opinion.

01:39:08.000 The computers did it.

01:39:10.000 Good trick.

01:39:10.000 I like that.

01:39:13.000 We have an ad we made for Joe Biden.

01:39:16.000 A lot of work went into this free app.

01:39:18.000 And by the way, if you steal our content and put it on YouTube, try to keep it on your 10 minutes.

01:39:22.000 But everything that's free, take the whole thing.

01:39:26.000 We'd love to put it on YouTube.

01:39:27.000 We're banned.

01:39:29.000 We're on Gab BitChute. 0.84

01:39:32.000 Actually, go to linktree.com slash censored.tv.

01:39:35.000 We also have a brand new video.

01:39:36.000 Linktree.com slash censored TV.

01:39:38.000 Censored TV is all one word?

01:39:40.000 I think it's censored.tv.

01:39:42.000 Well, pull it up yourself there, penis lips. 1.00

01:39:46.000 Urethra, if you look really closely at the hole there where your peacub's out, there are kind of little tiny lips. 0.76

01:39:52.000 Yeah.

01:39:54.000 Not like giant ones, but there is a little crease there.

01:39:57.000 Good enough to make it sing a song.

01:40:00.000 You're trying to make a new girl laugh. 1.00

01:40:02.000 You ever try to make it talk and it looks like the, when you're a kid?

01:40:06.000 Do you go through that phase where you made it talk like the plant from a little shop of horrors?

01:40:13.000 So it's right on our page here.

01:40:15.000 If you go to.

01:40:16.000 Yeah, linktree.com, censored.tv.

01:40:18.000 So it's not dot.

01:40:19.000 No, the TikTok.

01:40:20.000 You just said dot.

01:40:21.000 The TikTok is dot.

01:40:22.000 Okay.

01:40:22.000 This is one of our very click on that, and then we have all our stuff there.

01:40:26.000 I got to put the TikTok on there, too.

01:40:28.000 We have a locals.

01:40:29.000 Oh, yeah.

01:40:30.000 Rumble.

01:40:31.000 Okay, don't write that down, Ryan.

01:40:32.000 You're not good at remembering things.

01:40:34.000 TikTok, Linktree.

01:40:38.000 all right let's get to this awesome commercial we made Freedom.

01:40:50.000 Personal freedom is fundamental to who we are as Americans.

01:40:53.000 There's nothing more important, nothing more sacred.

01:40:56.000 That's been the work of my first term, to fight for our democracy.

01:41:00.000 This shouldn't be a red or blue issue.

01:41:03.000 To protect our rights, to make sure that everyone in this country is treated equally and that everyone is given a fair shot at making it.

01:41:12.000 But you know, around the country, MAGA extremists are lining up to take on those bedrock freedoms, cutting Social Security that you've paid for your entire life while cutting taxes for the very wealthy, dictating what health care decisions women can make, banning books, and telling people who they can love, all I'm making it more difficult for you to be able to vote.

01:41:31.000 It's up to us.

01:41:39.000 By the way, he gave me permission to touch him.

01:41:48.000 What was with that demonic laugh when he said he gave me permission to touch him?

01:41:53.000 Oh, yeah, because you've been accused of being a pedophile.

01:41:57.000 So now you got permission with this one, not the others.

01:42:00.000 I love when the president does his pedophile jokes.

01:42:04.000 Did you hear the way he said social security?

01:42:06.000 So jerty.

01:42:08.000 Let me see.

01:42:09.000 Small, man.

01:42:09.000 It's so jerky.

01:42:10.000 Let me make sure he get out of there.

01:42:12.000 Imagine you were directing him, and that was like take 16.

01:42:15.000 I literally did that in my head.

01:42:18.000 You just got to.

01:42:19.000 And then his handlers are like, to you, they're getting pissed off.

01:42:22.000 Can we wrap?

01:42:23.000 This has been quite a long day.

01:42:24.000 And you're like, I'm just trying to do my job.

01:42:27.000 I need him to say social security. 0.66

01:42:30.000 He keeps going, social security.

01:42:32.000 It's not security.

01:42:35.000 I want to do a deep dive maybe next step about the books being banned.

01:42:39.000 Because the books we want banned are the ones that have guys blowing each other, the graphic novels like genderqueer and all that stuff. 0.80

01:42:47.000 Tony Morrison, I mean, I bet there is some dumb school super right-wing nut bars that banned Tony Morrison, but that's not the pattern.

01:42:57.000 The pattern generally is you guys are sending dirty gay sex books into our schools and we're trying to get them out. 0.99

01:43:07.000 And you can check, by the way, the reading list at censored.tv.

01:43:10.000 I think I made it free.

01:43:12.000 My kids' reading list he got, where like 80% of them were about the Klan and being a little black girl in the South in 1940.

01:43:21.000 Like six different covers have this little girl with pigtails and like a Klansman behind them with a burning cross.

01:43:26.000 Wait, this is...

01:43:29.000 This is ABC News or NBC News?

01:43:31.000 Their list of conservative banned books.

01:43:34.000 They want more than 400 titles predominantly focused on young adult books with LGBTQ characters, scenes describing sexual activity, or invoking the occult.

01:43:43.000 What's the problem?

01:43:44.000 Oh, none of the books are in the library's collection.

01:43:46.000 Okay, so then what's the problem?

01:43:49.000 All right.

01:43:50.000 They want them preemptively banned.

01:43:51.000 We'll do some work on that.

01:43:52.000 So I thought it was interesting in their side's ad, where he talks about how important it is to be an American and personal freedom.

01:44:00.000 This is the guy who has no idea what an American is.

01:44:04.000 He says it doesn't mean anything.

01:44:06.000 And then Johnny Cash comes along and explains to him what it means.

01:44:09.000 It's pretty simple, folks.

01:44:11.000 In fact, I would argue one of the greatest things about America is how perfectly simple it is.

01:44:16.000 The Constitution.

01:44:18.000 Say two.

01:44:21.000 Two.

01:44:24.000 Okay.

01:44:25.000 I thought you said say two.

01:44:26.000 So that's my way of seguing the next link.

01:44:30.000 Oh, you say two.

01:44:33.000 Yes.

01:44:34.000 3-1.

01:44:37.000 3-1 is the next link.

01:44:38.000 It's an Instagram video, yeah.

01:44:42.000 Okay.

01:44:43.000 There's nothing special about being an American.

01:44:45.000 About being an American.

01:44:46.000 None of you can define for me what an American is.

01:44:50.000 I am the nation.

01:44:51.000 I was born on July 4th, 1776, and the Declaration of Independence is my birth certificate.

01:44:58.000 The bloodlines of the world run in my veins because I offered freedom to the oppressed.

01:45:03.000 I'm many things and many people.

01:45:05.000 I am the nation.

01:45:08.000 I'm 200 million living souls.

01:45:14.000 I'm Nathan Hale and Paul Revere.

01:45:16.000 I stood at Lexington and fired the shockers around the world.

01:45:20.000 Washington, Jefferson, Patrick Henry.

01:45:23.000 I'm John Paul Jones, the Green Mountains.

01:45:26.000 I wish our kids would learn about this in school.

01:45:28.000 I'm Lee.

01:45:28.000 These names.

01:45:30.000 There's nothing special about being American.

01:45:32.000 Nothing special about being American.

01:45:34.000 That's the fucking president, folks.

01:45:36.000 Wow.

01:45:39.000 Do you have any interesting insights about the president and the state of the union and where we're at these days?

01:45:45.000 Well, there seems to be this thing happening where I suppose maybe it's because of the traditional sort of bounce back from the...

01:45:58.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:46:04.000 Let me touch it.

01:46:05.000 Touch it.

01:46:06.000 Well, Jinx.

01:46:10.000 Child being taken from parents because they won't accept trans woke ideology in Germany.

01:46:17.000 The guy sent the same link twice because he said moron.

01:46:20.000 But this was shocking.

01:46:21.000 And when I watched this, I thought, what the fuck?

01:46:23.000 I'm on Muslim side now.

01:46:25.000 I'm supporting Islam.

01:46:28.000 His traditional Muslim family said that LGBT and trans isn't a thing.

01:46:34.000 So the police are taking the boy away because that's child abuse.

01:46:42.000 Don't think this Germany is so far from us. 0.97

01:46:45.000 We got female cops too. 1.00

01:46:48.000 You know, you see this in America with divorce.

01:46:50.000 The dad loses custody because he refuses to...

01:46:59.000 Dude, I would be going to jail if someone did that to my kid.

01:47:03.000 Can you imagine?

01:47:04.000 Look at the old lady that's a cop. 1.00

01:47:06.000 She's like a 60-year-old woman. 0.96

01:47:08.000 Is that a woman or a man?

01:47:10.000 Can you imagine the police coming and take away your kid because you're not supporting trans enough?

01:47:16.000 I mean, everyone would be dead.

01:47:21.000 Where's the father?

01:47:23.000 And where are the parents, by the way?

01:47:24.000 Sitting on the bed recording?

01:47:27.000 Can you believe this shit?

01:47:28.000 They're taking my kids away just because I don't want them to be raped. 1.00

01:47:34.000 I got interviewed by the BBC the other day about Proud Boys.

01:47:38.000 And he said he spoke to one ex-Proud Boy who said protesting Drag Queen Story Hour is a bad look and it gives the left fodder, which is true if they say faggot. 1.00

01:47:47.000 But if they focus on the sex, no, I think it's an important battle. 0.76

01:47:50.000 And I go, I support protesting that.

01:47:53.000 And he said, oh, do you really think that a story hour is that dangerous?

01:47:59.000 So I lost my shit.

01:48:01.000 And I said, no, I'm not saying kids are getting raped at this thing.

01:48:05.000 I'm saying you're bringing sex into a children's space. 0.98

01:48:08.000 It's a sexual thing.

01:48:09.000 They look like strippers. 0.99

01:48:11.000 They are the strippers of the gay community. 1.00

01:48:13.000 And I don't want strippers reading to kids. 1.00

01:48:16.000 If a gay dude reads to kids, no one gives a shit.

01:48:18.000 And no one's ever given a shit about drag queens. 0.67

01:48:20.000 So shut up about that. 0.99

01:48:21.000 Stop thinking or pretending that we're offended.

01:48:23.000 I go, I can list at least a dozen cases where someone, at least tangentially related to drag queens, whether it's a promoter, an actual drag queen, has been busted for child sex pedophilia.

01:48:36.000 That's dangerous.

01:48:37.000 So it leads to a dangerous territory.

01:48:40.000 It leads to Desmond is Amazing at a bar in New York at 2 in the morning, and people are putting money in his fucking costume at a gay bar. 0.62

01:48:50.000 He's 12.

01:48:52.000 That's dangerous.

01:48:54.000 And I go, do you know who Desmond is Amazing is?

01:48:56.000 And he goes, no, I don't.

01:48:58.000 Okay, so you don't understand this.

01:49:00.000 So you don't have the right to give me that little pissy comment.

01:49:03.000 Do you think it's so dangerous when you don't know?

01:49:06.000 And then reporters always get nervous because they realize I'm already botching this interview and I'm supposed to be pretending I'm on his side to get him to talk.

01:49:13.000 And I already made him mad.

01:49:14.000 I go, if you don't know who Desmond is amazing is, shut up about this subject.

01:49:20.000 Okay?

01:49:22.000 I just got remad talking about it.

01:49:27.000 But that's one of the craziest things I've ever seen.

01:49:30.000 And please, if this was Iran or Pakistan, I'd say, oh, well, shithole country. 1.00

01:49:35.000 Germany is the West. 0.95

01:49:36.000 This is happening on our territory.

01:49:38.000 And we are not that far off.

01:49:42.000 Do you know Kyle Becker, only source I can find on this story, whistleblower who is planning to reveal explosive information on Biden family corruption, has disappeared?

01:49:52.000 Dr. Gal Luft, the co-director of the Washington-based Institute for the Analysis of Global Security, was praying to reveal explosive information about a Biden family international corruption scandal.

01:50:01.000 Now he's suddenly gone missing under mysterious circumstances after Larnaca court had released him on bail.

01:50:10.000 So this is why you need to get behind the paywall and follow news like this because the media, as Tucker pointed out, has been compromised.

01:50:20.000 And you will never hear stories like that.

01:50:22.000 I'm not saying take that for granted and accept it as fact, but you now have something to look up on your own that you will never hear about on Fox News Or on Daily Beast or on MSNBC or any other news source.

01:50:35.000 This is where you get to discover real stories on your own time.

01:50:42.000 Don't have Eddie back.

01:50:44.000 He seems like a great guy, but he's frustrating.

01:50:46.000 He derails the show when he rambles.

01:50:48.000 Eddie had had a few drinks last night.

01:50:52.000 Mercedes, can you do an episode where you talk to Mercedes longer?

01:50:55.000 Some people really hate those calls, but I thought, and again, you'll never see that on any news source.

01:51:00.000 San Bernardino Jail, where Mercedes is falsely imprisoned because she's MAGA, and the dad got the daughter to say terrible things that aren't true.

01:51:10.000 Her jail was hacked.

01:51:12.000 And now they can't do anything.

01:51:14.000 Just think of a jail from 1950.

01:51:16.000 That's what the jail is now.

01:51:17.000 They can't book appointments.

01:51:18.000 They can't communicate with each other properly.

01:51:20.000 They can't verify everything.

01:51:21.000 It's all been leaked.

01:51:22.000 Their DNA has been leaked.

01:51:25.000 The jail has basically been shut down by hackers who are demanding $5 million to turn it back on.

01:51:31.000 And the jail has no idea what to do.

01:51:33.000 And they have no idea how to fix it.

01:51:34.000 And the whole thing happened because some affirmative action moron clicked a link she wasn't supposed to click.

01:51:40.000 So that's not boring.

01:51:42.000 That I want to hear about.

01:51:46.000 We have a guy saying, doing my heart bleeds for Africa thing, which I've been doing with my friend Mark since 1990.

01:51:53.000 We say it to each other every time we hear about trouble in the third world. 0.98

01:51:57.000 Oh, the Hootsies are killing the Tootsies and the Zulus are murdering the Hulus and my heart bleeds for Africa. 1.00

01:52:08.000 That was pretty good.

01:52:10.000 But you got to get a little more rolling into it.

01:52:13.000 Like, oh, the Hootsies are killing the Tutsis, who are killing the Hulus, who are killing the Zulus. 1.00

01:52:21.000 How my heart bleeds for Africa.

01:52:25.000 You got to say it like Uncle Monty.

01:52:27.000 Oh, my boys, my boys.

01:52:30.000 We're at the end of an age, and soon I will be swept up by some ugly little chuma. 1.00

01:52:39.000 It's not ugly, it's like...

01:52:41.000 A hideous little tumor, yeah.

01:52:43.000 Hideous little tumor.

01:52:45.000 Wigglesworth was his boyfriend when he was younger.

01:52:49.000 We would ride tandem on bikes with our poetry book stained with the butter of tea and crumpets.

01:52:56.000 Not to promote the site again, but censored.tv, the with nail and I watch along with Milo, the aforementioned in this preview.

01:53:03.000 Oh, I forgot we did that.

01:53:04.000 It's the best way to watch this movie.

01:53:06.000 I mean, because...

01:53:10.000 Eddie!

01:53:11.000 Let's see if he knows he's fired.

01:53:15.000 Hey, Gavin, I just want to let you know, man.

01:53:17.000 Hey, Kevin.

01:53:17.000 Ah, you do answer a phone.

01:53:19.000 You lied.

01:53:19.000 Well, we're live on air.

01:53:22.000 Oh, cool.

01:53:23.000 Who are you with?

01:53:24.000 You with Anthony?

01:53:25.000 No, I'm with Opie.

01:53:28.000 Get out.

01:53:28.000 You are not.

01:53:29.000 I am.

01:53:30.000 We're becoming best friends.

01:53:32.000 Tell Greg to say hi.

01:53:34.000 Okay, Greg, say hi.

01:53:36.000 Hey, brother man.

01:53:37.000 Did you hear that?

01:53:38.000 I heard it.

01:53:39.000 How's it going?

01:53:40.000 How's it going, Greg?

01:53:42.000 Not bad.

01:53:43.000 I mean, it's going good.

01:53:44.000 You know, Gavin, I've had my problems with Gavin, but he's a good guy.

01:53:49.000 I can hear him saying something, but it's coming in like blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:53:53.000 What did you listen?

01:53:54.000 Are you holding my blue pink hostage?

01:53:56.000 Oh, yeah.

01:53:57.000 I'll bring it to the bar.

01:53:59.000 Don't worry about it.

01:54:00.000 Keep it.

01:54:01.000 Leave it there.

01:54:02.000 All right.

01:54:03.000 I'm sure my buddy John will love it.

01:54:06.000 Am I still in your good graces?

01:54:09.000 Oh, man.

01:54:09.000 I watched that.

01:54:10.000 Oh, my God.

01:54:10.000 It got bad towards the end.

01:54:12.000 Yeah, you fell in the bathroom.

01:54:16.000 Is it my time to be the drunk?

01:54:18.000 I didn't realize.

01:54:18.000 Nobody told me ahead of time.

01:54:21.000 You did a good job of being drunk.

01:54:23.000 I got to go.

01:54:25.000 All right.

01:54:25.000 Take care.

01:54:26.000 Good talking to you.

01:54:28.000 I'm out of here.

01:54:29.000 Bye.

01:54:33.000 Hey, Gavin, I called yesterday in the live show to talk about.

01:54:35.000 Well, then you don't get your letter read on the show.

01:54:37.000 I'm sorry.

01:54:37.000 That's just too much information.

01:54:39.000 No.

01:54:41.000 I called yesterday on the live show to ask about mandatory transgender training in police forces, but I just wanted to know what your thoughts are on transgender people being in the military.

01:54:49.000 I think it destroys our effectiveness, and we shouldn't let mentally ill people in the military. 1.00

01:54:53.000 I totally agree.

01:54:54.000 If I can't tell that you're a chick or a dude, don't ask, don't tell, then I'm not going to complain.

01:55:01.000 But these ones where you can tell, it's like they don't let people in who are depressed.

01:55:07.000 They don't let people in who have flat feet.

01:55:10.000 Like, there's a lot of reasons your life is at stake here.

01:55:13.000 We can't be messing around.

01:55:15.000 Okay, he's calling me back now.

01:55:16.000 Fuck off.

01:55:17.000 You know what might be interesting?

01:55:19.000 Because you read that next letter about the 15-year-old or whatever.

01:55:25.000 Yeah, 15-year-old watching the show cringing at the F-word.

01:55:28.000 Yeah.

01:55:28.000 If we paid somebody $30 an episode and we have every episode is edited in a secret stowaway thing so you can watch it completely with no cusses.

01:55:39.000 You know, for work version.

01:55:41.000 I think I'm going to change your nickname to Shitty Ideas Rivera. 0.79

01:55:45.000 S-I-R, sir.

01:55:47.000 Shitty Ideas Rivera. 1.00

01:55:49.000 I don't like that name.

01:55:51.000 You resemble that remark.

01:55:52.000 All right, let's get down to the final video, shall we?

01:55:55.000 Aha.

01:55:57.000 It's the one.

01:55:57.000 Uh-oh.

01:55:58.000 I don't know.

01:55:59.000 And that's why I thought the last link was.

01:56:01.000 Okay.

01:56:02.000 Well, let's get to it anyway.

01:56:04.000 Oh.

01:56:16.000 Oh! 0.60

01:56:19.000 Final video.

01:56:20.000 We're back.

01:56:21.000 Ready?

01:56:22.000 Yes.

01:56:23.000 Sorry.

01:56:24.000 And you're wrong to think that.

01:56:26.000 To think that you forgot the final video?

01:56:28.000 Your mic was off.

01:56:29.000 Let's check out.

01:56:33.000 Yeah, maybe.

01:56:34.000 Yeah.

01:56:38.000 Let me think about it.

01:56:39.000 Okay, dude.

01:56:40.000 No.

01:56:40.000 Let's do Baby Cracking Up at His Own Face.

01:56:44.000 It's in the GOML master list at the end.

01:56:48.000 That was one of the last.

01:56:50.000 It's almost the last one.

01:56:54.000 Let's get to it, mate.

01:56:59.000 Sorry about that, folks.

01:57:00.000 We were having some technical difficulties, and I'd like to apologize from the bottom of my heart.

01:57:03.000 That's not who I am, and that's not what this network is about.

01:57:06.000 This network is about babies being cute, and people making families, and guys getting on with their lives.

01:57:12.000 Stop wasting this bitch's time. 1.00

01:57:14.000 You've been dating her for six years.

01:57:16.000 And, ladies, if he's not ready in nine months, he's not ready in nine years.

01:57:20.000 So, shit or get off the pot, guys.

01:57:22.000 You've been partying since you were 14.

01:57:25.000 You're 32 years old.

01:57:27.000 Put a ring on it.

01:57:28.000 Make a baby.

01:57:29.000 If you're taking liberal arts in college, drop out and get a trade.

01:57:33.000 And may I add to that?

01:57:36.000 It'd be funny if you just said no.

01:57:38.000 Let's try it again.

01:57:39.000 Okay.

01:57:39.000 And action.

01:57:40.000 And can I add to that, please?

01:57:42.000 No.

01:57:43.000 So let's check out this baby.

01:57:45.000 I did have something to add to that, though.

01:57:47.000 Okay, what?

01:57:47.000 Just tell your wife to get off or your girlfriend to get off birth control and then just pull out.

01:57:51.000 And if a mistake happens, it's really a miracle, bud.

01:57:54.000 But then you get to actually know each other because that hormonal shit she's going through is new. 1.00

01:57:58.000 Yeah, that's another thing going on.

01:58:00.000 Like these women who are dating on birth control, they get married, they get off birth control, and they look at their husband and go, what the fuck have I done? 0.93

01:58:08.000 Or vice versa, too.

01:58:09.000 You never know who they are.

01:58:11.000 They're being hormonally weirded out.

01:58:14.000 Yeah, yeah, that's true, too.

01:58:17.000 All right.

01:58:18.000 Take it away, baby.

01:58:24.000 Seth Rogen thinks this is boring.

01:58:26.000 I love you.

01:58:28.000 I'm going to go.

01:58:30.000 Oh, yeah.

01:58:31.000 I'm sorry.

01:58:33.000 We have that same mirror.

01:58:40.000 Surprising I'm not sure.

01:58:48.000 Holy shit, that is proof God exists.

01:58:55.000 Every time they laugh, they're dying laughing.

01:58:57.000 Have you noticed that?

01:58:58.000 It's never a giggle.

01:58:59.000 It's like I'm out of air.

01:59:05.000 You know, if you put Seth Rogan's laugh in between that, this is what we could have had.

01:59:11.000 Yeah.

01:59:12.000 What laughs better, Seth Rogan's or that baby's?

01:59:16.000 All right, folks, have a fun weekend.

01:59:17.000 Get off your phone.

01:59:18.000 Talk to people.

01:59:19.000 Touch the grass.

01:59:20.000 Stop staring at screens every waking moment.

01:59:23.000 Enjoy yourself.

01:59:25.000 You've been given the gift of life in the greatest countries, the West, available to man.

01:59:31.000 Let's not squander it.

01:59:34.000 Be yourself.

01:59:35.000 If you love Trump and you live in an anti-Trump environment, don't lie and hide it.

01:59:40.000 If that gets you in trouble, fine.

01:59:42.000 Get fired.

01:59:43.000 Get in trouble.

01:59:44.000 Be brave.

01:59:45.000 And never stop fighting.

01:59:46.000 Music.

01:59:59.000 You faded my limbs and gave me AIs. 0.96

02:00:02.000 Bam, ba-bam, bam-bam-boom-bam.

02:00:15.000 Down deep, rabble will speak before the things we've done. 0.99

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - April 28, 2023

S4E246 - RIGHT WING GOSSIP

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