Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 01, 2023


S4E247 - CARTASTROPHE


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

141.41414

Word Count

700

Sentence Count

91


Summary

Gavin McInnes and Ryan McCartan discuss Hall and Ouzo's new music video for "Take a Bath" and the new song "Let Me Put My Love Into You" by AC/DC. They also talk about John the cop turning his mouse trap into a feeding station.


Transcript

00:00:11.000 Big a bird snow live from New York.
00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 It's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:30.000 And as you said, so you snowman to enter the kingdom of God.
00:00:42.000 Goodbye *thud* That was Hallowed and the hit song Take a Bath.
00:00:53.000 Take a bath.
00:00:55.000 St. Catherine of Siena.
00:00:57.000 Which was just her feast day the other day.
00:00:59.000 Kind of, that's the Smith's rip-off song.
00:01:02.000 No, that would be laughing, something about, I wish I was joking when I said I liked you guys better when you were doing that.
00:01:12.000 Boom, boom, boom.
00:01:14.000 Oh, there's still incel rock in there.
00:01:16.000 So this week, Ryan is choosing the songs because people suspect that he has better taste in music than me.
00:01:22.000 Those people are dumb and wrong.
00:01:24.000 I knew Ryan would forget that this was the week.
00:01:26.000 He forgot to do it last week.
00:01:28.000 Yes.
00:01:29.000 Big on forgetting, Ryan is.
00:01:31.000 I never forget to forget.
00:01:35.000 So I guess that counts.
00:01:36.000 I mean, we've already played this song on the show and talked about it a bunch.
00:01:40.000 This one?
00:01:40.000 Yeah, but this is the music video.
00:01:42.000 This is a brand new music video.
00:01:43.000 I think we showed it.
00:01:45.000 We did?
00:01:46.000 Oh.
00:01:46.000 Well, I'm wearing my hallowed shirt.
00:01:51.000 I am the basis of the band.
00:01:53.000 Okay.
00:01:54.000 So I'm not positive this really counts as your taste in music.
00:01:59.000 Yeah, well, I mean, I like it.
00:02:01.000 I bop to it.
00:02:02.000 Like, I genuinely like the song a lot.
00:02:05.000 Yeah.
00:02:06.000 I like fear of missing out a little more.
00:02:09.000 But, yeah, maybe not.
00:02:10.000 I was going to pick.
00:02:11.000 Oh, you do this all the time.
00:02:13.000 You pick a song and then you're like, I was going to pick this song.
00:02:16.000 And that would be Let Me Put My Love Into You by AC DC, which is kind of cheating.
00:02:22.000 But I love ACDC more than your average guy.
00:02:26.000 Okay, no, this is actually good.
00:02:27.000 Because my premise is that you suck.
00:02:30.000 And you choosing a totally mainstream song that someone basically likes is helping.
00:02:36.000 This is a deep cut.
00:02:37.000 This is off back in black, but it's a deep cut.
00:02:39.000 Deep cut?
00:02:40.000 Check it out, dude.
00:02:41.000 This was like number two in the charts.
00:02:43.000 I don't think this charted.
00:02:45.000 What?
00:02:48.000 This was a massive hit.
00:02:50.000 Let me put my love into you, babe.
00:02:57.000 We've got a deep cut by the Rolling Stones called Satisfaction from Before Anyone Was Born.
00:03:03.000 I know that free flight, driving all night in my machine.
00:03:09.000 ACDC and his own band.
00:03:11.000 That's his input into Ryan Music Week.
00:03:14.000 So far, I've got a lot to talk about here, folks.
00:03:22.000 One of the things, I might jump ahead.
00:03:24.000 I look kind of weird.
00:03:26.000 This monitor is too far over, by the way, Ryan.
00:03:29.000 Arg.
00:03:29.000 Because John, the cop, decided...
00:03:37.000 John the cop decided to we saw you, we showed you the thing, right?
00:03:43.000 Last week, our mouse trap.
00:03:45.000 He goes, yeah, I got a license here.
00:03:47.000 Don't worry, I can do it.
00:03:49.000 He just covers the thing in peanut butter.
00:03:50.000 Like, it becomes a bear trap.
00:03:53.000 It was no longer a mouse trap.
00:03:55.000 I come in today.
00:03:56.000 I notice I'm super itchy, the end of a very bad weekend.
00:03:59.000 And I'm like, fuck, are there any mouse in the trap?
00:04:03.000 My eyes all wet.
00:04:06.000 And then Ryan notices that the stairs have been cleaned.
00:04:11.000 Now, he goes, did you clean them?
00:04:13.000 And I go, no.
00:04:15.000 The mice clearly did.
00:04:16.000 So what John did was he turned our mouse trap into a feeding station.
00:04:22.000 Look at that massive swab on the top.
00:04:25.000 You're supposed to put it at the tip there.
00:04:27.000 They got full from the stairs.
00:04:28.000 They didn't even bother with the glove.
00:04:29.000 It's a feeding station.
00:04:31.000 Oh, my God.
00:04:32.000 No.
00:04:35.000 I thought there were droppings around the base.
00:04:37.000 That would have been...
00:04:41.000 They're not even scared.
00:04:42.000 They're smoking cigarettes.
00:04:43.000 They just laugh at us.
00:04:45.000 I have one at home.
00:04:45.000 Check my getter.
00:04:47.000 I forgot to send you that link.
00:04:49.000 But the one's not working at home either.
00:04:52.000 We had some people emailing some much better mouse traps, but that shit ain't working, yo.