Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 05, 2023


S4E249 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION AIRLINES


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 45 minutes

Words per Minute

159.83868

Word Count

16,847

Sentence Count

1,694

Misogynist Sentences

64

Hate Speech Sentences

105


Summary

On this week's episode of That's a Drop, the boys are joined by the man in charge of all things music, Ryan Adams, to talk about his love of music, his new album, and why he thinks no one has ever heard "Let Me Put My Love Into You" by Motorhead. They also discuss the best and worst songs they've ever heard, and the weirdest things people have ever said about them. Also, a special guest joins the boys to discuss a song he's been listening to a lot and why it's one of his favorite songs of all time, "Get Off My Lawn" by Gavin McGinnis and the Boys. And, of course, there's a song about the mullets moving in. That's A Drop, baby! by The Maine (feat. The Maine) Get off My Lawn with Gavin Mcinnis & The Boys Featuring: Ryan Adams ( ) and the boys ( ) of the band Death From Above ( ) and the band The Boys ( ) from the band, Death from Above ( ). This episode was produced by Riley Bray ( ) with music provided by Ryan Adams and his band, The Boyz ( ) as well as special thanks to our sponsor, . Music provided by & Thanks to for producing and edited by , , and . . and our thanks to , with additional engineering and mixing by . , and in the theme song written by by ! and produced by ) and , including from on the band is by ( ) . is produced by our good friend, , which is , this is a tribute to the amazing , the band . , from New York City, New York. and we are so good, so thank you so much for all the love and support we got from you, so much love and appreciation and support from , so we can't thank you for all of you, y'all. , we really appreciate all the support we can do this, we really can't do it, we're so much, it's amazing, thank you, we appreciate it, so we're gonna do it. We can't wait to see you, you're amazing, we love you, Thank you, and we're going to keep it, y all, we'll see you back, we won't stop coming back next week with more of you.


Transcript

00:00:14.000 Why, from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis!
00:00:25.000 The number of crows has increased, so I'll kill them.
00:00:27.000 The number of monkeys has increased, so I'll reduce them.
00:00:29.000 But the number of pandas has decreased, so I'll increase them.
00:00:31.000 But the number of humans has increased, so I'll increase them.
00:00:33.000 We're always praying to God, but at some point, that's right, we're stronger than God.
00:00:37.000 If you noticed, you'd be like, what's up?
00:00:54.000 Terrible.
00:00:56.000 Excuse me?
00:00:58.000 You know, we have some baby monsters who don't like my taste in music, and they demanded that Ryan take over for the week.
00:01:04.000 On Monday, he introduced us to a band called Actic.
00:01:10.000 A-C-D-C.
00:01:12.000 It's a deep cut.
00:01:14.000 He thinks no one's ever heard Let Me Put My Love Into You.
00:01:17.000 Tuesday we heard of a band called Motorhead.
00:01:24.000 Do you remember Tuesdays?
00:01:26.000 And then Tuesday, sorry, we got something from the Dumb and Dumber soundtrack that was corny.
00:01:31.000 Great song.
00:01:34.000 And now Friday, and then Thursday was the Motorhead,
00:01:38.000 And then Friday we have Japanese jazz prog rock.
00:01:42.000 It's like math rock.
00:01:44.000 Do you put that, like, would you put that on in your house while you're cleaning your room?
00:01:48.000 I love that song.
00:01:49.000 And then it has a different movement, it goes...
00:01:57.000 This part starts to slap so hard I think you might want to sit down.
00:02:07.000 This is why I never doubt myself when I get these dumb comments from dorks.
00:02:13.000 You've never heard of that one before.
00:02:16.000 Do you know how amazing my taste in music is?
00:02:18.000 I've changed the culture with it.
00:02:20.000 The streets exist in America because of my incredible taste.
00:02:25.000 Death from above exists because of my incredible taste.
00:02:29.000 Do you feel music or do you just think of music?
00:02:32.000 I think you commodify music and you don't actually have an emotional attachment to it.
00:02:38.000 Dude, I did a mix of songs I have an emotional attachment to that is nine hours long.
00:02:43.000 It was very calculated, very much like, you know, you're placing your soldiers on the battlefield, like, this is good for this scenario, then we're gonna go to here, and this is our game plan.
00:02:51.000 Yeah, that's how you make a mix.
00:02:53.000 Yeah, you could do that, but it seems like there wasn't enough feeling, like, I love this.
00:02:58.000 Wait, hold on.
00:02:58.000 There wasn't enough feeling?
00:02:59.000 I love this song.
00:03:01.000 How do you know what I'm feeling?
00:03:03.000 I could only know by what you express.
00:03:07.000 Like, we're talking about a mix.
00:03:08.000 Should I have paused the mix and then recorded an audio of me going, this part is so good.
00:03:13.000 I actually did do that.
00:03:15.000 I did a video where I went through every song and talked about how amazing it was.
00:03:19.000 What I remember is like, you're like, oh, go to the part where he says like, poopoo butthole or something.
00:03:23.000 Like, yeah, he says poopoo butthole and that.
00:03:24.000 But you were never like, listen to this part.
00:03:25.000 And you're like, well, you did that a couple of times, but not as much as some.
00:03:28.000 Yeah, I did that many, many times, you absolute moron.
00:03:31.000 Watch what happens when I turn this up.
00:03:32.000 World's worst arguer.
00:03:36.000 Oh, God.
00:03:38.000 You're so lucky murder is illegal.
00:03:39.000 I would just love to just- It is illegal.
00:03:42.000 Just- Well, I would love to kill you.
00:03:44.000 That's what makes us different.
00:03:45.000 Fuck you, Janet.
00:03:48.000 Here's a song you should have chosen.
00:03:49.000 Cream of the Crop, Get Down Services.
00:03:51.000 It was sent to me by a dude who's really into that.
00:03:54.000 The mullets are moving in!
00:03:56.000 That Glaswegian dude.
00:03:57.000 There goes the neighborhood again!
00:04:06.000 Of course, you're just hearing one little moment of it.
00:04:08.000 You have to look it up yourself.
00:04:10.000 Zoom out so people can look it up themselves.
00:04:17.000 Now put that on when you're cleaning your room.
00:04:19.000 Or putting the dishes away.
00:04:21.000 No.
00:04:22.000 Or Inked in Red.
00:04:24.000 The goth rock from Athens, Georgia.
00:04:27.000 Another great Sunday band.
00:04:29.000 Put this on on Sunday.
00:04:31.000 As you're, like, making breakfast.
00:04:34.000 This is cool.
00:04:35.000 Turn it up.
00:04:46.000 And then I think we've covered this chick before.
00:04:48.000 She's the youngest of like ten.
00:04:50.000 Carol's daughter?
00:04:52.000 From a Mormon family?
00:05:04.000 It's hard to showcase music on a news show.
00:05:15.000 I'm so cool for a 53 year old.
00:05:17.000 How am I this cool?
00:05:19.000 I should be out of touch.
00:05:21.000 I'm so dope.
00:05:22.000 It's alarming.
00:05:24.000 Maybe that's the name of today's episode.
00:05:27.000 That's a drop.
00:05:28.000 I'm so dope.
00:05:28.000 It's alarming.
00:05:35.000 My poor kids, like how can you rebel against someone that's, you play that and I go, this is a great song.
00:05:43.000 That's exactly my daughter's vibe.
00:05:46.000 And I send her this and she goes, yeah, I know Carol's daughter, moron.
00:05:49.000 No shit.
00:05:50.000 Well, if you've heard it, it's it's likely that people younger have heard it.
00:05:54.000 That's kind of what's a bummer, too.
00:05:56.000 When I think I found something cool, it's like everybody knows.
00:05:58.000 No, I think I'm cooler than most kids.
00:06:00.000 Like, you know, that Steve Buscemi meme with the skateboard where he goes, hello, kids, fellow kids.
00:06:05.000 That's them going up to you.
00:06:09.000 Hello, fellow 50 year old nerd.
00:06:12.000 I think I could go to high school like as a narc.
00:06:15.000 I'd have to shave.
00:06:16.000 And I think it'd be pretty good.
00:06:19.000 So, I thought I was going to be able to play a couple of... Oh, you have more terrible music to showcase?
00:06:24.000 No.
00:06:25.000 I have plenty of good music to showcase.
00:06:27.000 Now, let's go down to the list.
00:06:30.000 I added songs that you said, you know, were off the beaten path.
00:06:34.000 Well, there's two things with this goal here, right?
00:06:36.000 Like, I could play Satisfaction.
00:06:37.000 I love that song.
00:06:39.000 My favorite Stone song is the deep cut of Come On, the 60s blues song.
00:06:47.000 People know the Rolling Stones, so when you do the opening song, it should be something where someone goes, oh shit, oh, and they go look it up.
00:06:55.000 But I've been a victim to this, like the Beatles.
00:06:58.000 A victim to this?
00:07:00.000 This concept, like the Beatles.
00:07:02.000 A victim to this concept?
00:07:04.000 What does a victim to something mean?
00:07:06.000 A victim of this concept, yes.
00:07:09.000 Of pedantic semantics.
00:07:11.000 Aren't all semantics pedantic?
00:07:13.000 By their very nature.
00:07:15.000 Title of the show, Semantic Pedantics.
00:07:18.000 Flip it.
00:07:19.000 Where you think you know a band, like Guns N' Roses.
00:07:22.000 I'm like, alright, they're a sweet child of mine.
00:07:23.000 They're maybe Civil War, but they're definitely a sweet child of mine and Welcome to the Jungle.
00:07:27.000 But the Deep Cuts is why I love Guns N' Roses.
00:07:30.000 I never listen to their fucking hits.
00:07:33.000 It's like
00:07:34.000 Don't you know if you're gonna die young.
00:07:37.000 It's so fun.
00:07:38.000 That's a good one and then uh There's another deep cut like all the stuff that wasn't on the radio So in case you fell into that trap and you think you know ACDC and you're like, yeah, fuck them They're not the back in black band only they have deep cuts that are good Ryan I could have got a little time.
00:07:53.000 Let me put my love into you charted everyone knows it it is in their top 10 hits and
00:08:00.000 I'm happy to hear that, but I'm doubtful until you said that.
00:08:03.000 Trust me, I was there.
00:08:05.000 I'm 53.
00:08:07.000 I remember ACDC being in the charts.
00:08:09.000 That's what I'm saying, but for my younger boys out there.
00:08:12.000 For our fellas, our demographic.
00:08:14.000 So, it's a deep cut if you're not familiar with the band.
00:08:16.000 Yes.
00:08:16.000 Yeah.
00:08:17.000 Oh, interesting definition of deep cut.
00:08:19.000 I won't let them fade into the past.
00:08:20.000 Anyway, what do you want to play?
00:08:22.000 We got a lot of good stuff.
00:08:23.000 Here in Heaven, this is a Goat Rodeo.
00:08:25.000 Deftones.
00:08:26.000 Yes, Deftones.
00:08:28.000 The Goat Rodeo Sessions.
00:08:29.000 And don't do the Juggalo thing, where you think, you know, you're better than that band, and, oh, the Deftones.
00:08:35.000 Yeah, I'm doing that.
00:08:36.000 Our friend, John, revealed to me last night, Officer John, he loves ICP.
00:08:42.000 Yes, he also turned our studio into a mouse feeding frenzy.
00:08:48.000 A juggalo's first rule is protect mice at all costs.
00:08:50.000 And he said to me, at the gym, he said to me, I don't believe that the mice ate the peanut butter off the stairs.
00:08:58.000 I think Gavin washed it off.
00:09:00.000 Yeah, I do.
00:09:00.000 And I'm like, I'm Gavin.
00:09:05.000 Why would you be pro-mice?
00:09:07.000 So, he's not a very reliable source.
00:09:10.000 He also sends me memes from the 70s.
00:09:12.000 Like, I'll go, that is such ancient fucking news.
00:09:15.000 It's unbelievable.
00:09:17.000 I was surprised that he likes ICP.
00:09:19.000 That's awesome.
00:09:21.000 He calls them gigolos, but they're juggalos.
00:09:23.000 But don't fall into the trap of being like, oh, boo, deftones.
00:09:26.000 They got some good stuff.
00:09:28.000 Making plans for Nigel, again, top five hit.
00:09:31.000 I heard this...
00:09:32.000 At your place.
00:09:33.000 So this is usually how I collect music.
00:09:36.000 I hear it in the world and I say, oh that's nice.
00:09:37.000 Okay, anyway, this is getting boring.
00:09:38.000 This is one of my favorite songs ever.
00:09:40.000 King Crimson, Neil and Jack and Me.
00:09:42.000 It's hard to find this song, believe it or not.
00:09:45.000 But this one I could go on forever, how good it is.
00:09:48.000 Let me hear it.
00:09:51.000 I'm so nervous.
00:09:52.000 Neil and Jack and Me.
00:09:57.000 And it's really techy and... That is objectively terrible.
00:10:01.000 No, it's not.
00:10:01.000 It's hurts.
00:10:02.000 It feels like eating nuts and bolts.
00:10:05.000 Dandy Warhol's Last High, you should know that.
00:10:07.000 If you don't, there it is.
00:10:08.000 Not Saved, Oliver.
00:10:09.000 This only appeared in a... It's like a Noise kind of band, but... Alright, I've had enough.
00:10:15.000 This song's beautiful.
00:10:16.000 Is there a link where people can get this terrible music?
00:10:18.000 Because it's conceivable people disagree with me and actually prefer your garbage taste.
00:10:23.000 You would like this.
00:10:24.000 This is like that last girl you just showed me.
00:10:28.000 Very familiar with Texas.
00:10:32.000 Front cover of every magazine in the 90s.
00:10:36.000 Massive band.
00:10:36.000 This came out in 2018.
00:10:39.000 This is Mallrat.
00:10:40.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:10:41.000 I thought it was the band Texas.
00:10:42.000 It's a girl singer.
00:10:43.000 It's a gay song.
00:10:44.000 I got tons of gay songs, but I'll save that for my video.
00:10:46.000 Okay, that's actually the first one I didn't hate.
00:10:47.000 Mallrat.
00:10:48.000 I'll send that to my daughter.
00:10:49.000 She would love it.
00:10:50.000 If she doesn't already know it.
00:10:51.000 She is a mallrat.
00:10:52.000 Everything on Lil Wayne's The Drought 3 I realize I have no rap on here.
00:10:56.000 This is the only rap.
00:10:57.000 This is where I stopped listening to rap, basically.
00:11:00.000 Kanye doesn't count.
00:11:03.000 This whole album rocks.
00:11:04.000 Speaking of Kanye, 1-5, allegedly Milo has kicked Ali Alexander and Nick Fuentes off the Ye campaign.
00:11:14.000 Ye.
00:11:15.000 Ye, sorry.
00:11:16.000 He showed me the letter, Milo showed me the letter where he said, you are officially fired.
00:11:20.000 You can come back on as a free advisor, but you're gone.
00:11:27.000 And TMZ picked it up.
00:11:28.000 1-5.
00:11:29.000 Yep.
00:11:31.000 But I spoke to Nick and I go, is this true?
00:11:34.000 Is TMZ correct?
00:11:36.000 And he goes, no, this is fake news.
00:11:38.000 He goes, Milo just wrote a letter saying I'm fired and then leaked it to these dumb hate watch loser journalists.
00:11:45.000 And then they put it on Daily Beast or whatever the hell it's called.
00:11:49.000 And that's how the media works.
00:11:51.000 Milo is a master media manipulator.
00:11:54.000 He's really good.
00:11:54.000 And that's not much of a compliment because they're that easy to manipulate.
00:12:00.000 I'm not impressed with someone who can puppeteer these absolute muppets.
00:12:06.000 They're human garbage.
00:12:09.000 But anyway, Ryan, is there a link for that mix you're working on or are you going to put it out later?
00:12:13.000 I'd like to do a video, like a full green screen video where I go through them.
00:12:17.000 Oh my God.
00:12:17.000 I have a lot of songs that I've collected over the past couple of days.
00:12:20.000 Door number one.
00:12:21.000 I have 89 so far.
00:12:22.000 Ryan doing a video of his mix.
00:12:25.000 Door number two.
00:12:26.000 My dad masturbating on camera.
00:12:31.000 But are you seeing it?
00:12:32.000 Ryan's mix.
00:12:33.000 He could masturbate on camera and you could never see the footage.
00:12:36.000 What?
00:12:37.000 Like, I could masturbate on camera, but where would the footage, are you watching the footage?
00:12:41.000 What do you think this scenario involves?
00:12:42.000 It involves two doors.
00:12:44.000 That's called an ultimatum.
00:12:45.000 Are you a chick, where you go, I'd rather do neither?
00:12:49.000 No, but specifically.
00:12:50.000 Oh, shut up.
00:12:51.000 I need to know.
00:12:52.000 Here's a beautiful Kartnark moment.
00:12:55.000 Kartnark, my trainer is like, he's big into wrestling and wrestling figurines.
00:13:01.000 And he's been asking me recently, yo, I want to do a podcast.
00:13:04.000 He's Puerto Rican.
00:13:05.000 I want to do a podcast.
00:13:08.000 What's your advice?
00:13:09.000 Like, I gotta ask you about it and shit.
00:13:11.000 And I go, dude, all these ideas are a dime a dozen.
00:13:14.000 Everyone has ideas.
00:13:15.000 And everyone who talks about a podcast who's, like, not in media, they talk about the concept of the podcast for, like, days.
00:13:23.000 That could be a podcast.
00:13:24.000 What my podcast is going to be.
00:13:26.000 I said, just do it.
00:13:28.000 Do, like, an episode a day for two years.
00:13:34.000 And then you might start getting some traction, but you're probably going to get bored after three because your heart's not in it.
00:13:41.000 So I don't care about your idea.
00:13:45.000 Ideas are nothing.
00:13:46.000 I care about longevity.
00:13:48.000 That's how things gain traction.
00:13:50.000 You know how fucking many episodes I've done of this shit?
00:13:53.000 And Cartnark has been doing this forever.
00:13:57.000 And he's got his brand down perfectly.
00:14:01.000 He's passive-aggressive, antagonistic, annoying as shit.
00:14:06.000 He knows how to make people go insane with rage.
00:14:09.000 It's kind of like the way I abused my wife.
00:14:11.000 Crowder's an amateur.
00:14:13.000 With the whole, watch it, watch it.
00:14:16.000 You know how I abuse my wife?
00:14:18.000 She goes, we're renovating the basement.
00:14:19.000 I go, don't hurt Gavstav.
00:14:22.000 And she goes, no, it'll be fine.
00:14:23.000 Just tile floors and maybe different stools.
00:14:26.000 And I go, you're not replacing the stools.
00:14:28.000 They follow the yellow accent motif I have at my bar in my man cave.
00:14:34.000 You'll notice the popcorn machine and the mousetrap also have this yellow motif.
00:14:39.000 And she's like, you're asking me to match furniture to a fucking mousetrap?
00:14:45.000 That's called driving your wife insane.
00:14:46.000 That's a good point.
00:14:47.000 That's good.
00:14:48.000 That's healthy abuse.
00:14:51.000 I pretend that I give a shit about my stools.
00:14:54.000 Oh, you actually don't?
00:14:56.000 Uh, well I don't know.
00:14:58.000 I feel like you do.
00:14:58.000 I don't know.
00:15:00.000 I think you do.
00:15:01.000 I'm in so deep I don't even know what's real.
00:15:07.000 I might care.
00:15:08.000 Ah, the curving right in front of the carton arcs too.
00:15:14.000 That's too bad.
00:15:15.000 There's a car turn right over there if you want it.
00:15:17.000 It's a cart return right over.
00:15:19.000 No, no, that's your cart, not mine.
00:15:21.000 Wait, Ryan, what are you doing?
00:15:23.000 The bubbles?
00:15:23.000 I don't know.
00:15:24.000 You're zoomed out.
00:15:26.000 Is it zoomed out?
00:15:28.000 Yeah, like crazy.
00:15:29.000 What the fuck?
00:15:31.000 Oh, OK.
00:15:33.000 Good.
00:15:33.000 Good job.
00:15:34.000 Well, now hold on now.
00:15:36.000 I don't even know what just happened.
00:15:39.000 Me neither.
00:15:41.000 I'm guessing you're incompetent.
00:15:43.000 Maybe.
00:15:45.000 All right, here we go.
00:15:46.000 This is the real deal.
00:15:49.000 Oh, the curving.
00:15:50.000 Right in front of the cart and arcs, too.
00:15:51.000 That's too bad.
00:15:52.000 There's a cart return right over there if you want it.
00:15:53.000 There's a cart return right over... You want to take it over there?
00:15:56.000 No, no, that's your cart, not mine.
00:15:57.000 Again, to be clear, he does not work there.
00:15:59.000 I'm Agent Sebastian with the cart and arcs.
00:16:01.000 Like it says on my chest in bold, powerful letters.
00:16:03.000 Did you just spend $300?
00:16:05.000 Oh, what'd you buy?
00:16:06.000 Car shoes.
00:16:07.000 Okay, so then do you think you get to make it harder for the next person to park?
00:16:11.000 Oh, here come the... Okay, let's bring them on.
00:16:16.000 I'm a nice guy.
00:16:16.000 I'm helping out the community, actually.
00:16:18.000 I have one knee.
00:16:20.000 I want your card.
00:16:21.000 Okay, I got one for you.
00:16:23.000 So did you have one knee when you walked into the store, too?
00:16:27.000 Wow.
00:16:28.000 This is the best way to fight people, by the way.
00:16:32.000 Did you have one knee when you went in and went shopping?
00:16:34.000 This is someone in control of their adrenaline.
00:16:40.000 I'm a nice guy, actually, sir.
00:16:41.000 Dude, I watch your stuff all the time.
00:16:44.000 Thank you, sir.
00:16:45.000 And I'm actually doing carts right now.
00:16:46.000 Oh, well, you are one of the heroes.
00:16:48.000 How about a sticker?
00:16:48.000 How about that?
00:16:48.000 Can I take a picture of you?
00:16:49.000 Dude, he's a cart guy!
00:16:51.000 He's a fan of Cart-Narc, because he has to put the carts away.
00:16:55.000 Thank you for your service.
00:16:58.000 Thank you for your service.
00:17:00.000 Brilliant.
00:17:01.000 Damn.
00:17:03.000 That rules.
00:17:04.000 Wait, there's more?
00:17:04.000 Is there more?
00:17:05.000 It said 51 seconds.
00:17:07.000 That's not the 51th second.
00:17:12.000 Today's episode is free.
00:17:13.000 It's on all platforms.
00:17:15.000 It's a podcast.
00:17:16.000 It's everything.
00:17:18.000 I don't know.
00:17:18.000 Is that good for business to give the milk away for free?
00:17:22.000 Are they going to buy the cow?
00:17:23.000 We want you to subscribe.
00:17:24.000 $10 a month.
00:17:25.000 Unlimited content.
00:17:27.000 Not just me doing a show every day, but dozens of other shows.
00:17:31.000 Dozens.
00:17:32.000 If you watched all the content we put out, I would go slow it down a bit, dude.
00:17:36.000 You have to have a life.
00:17:39.000 I think you should rule out any other TV and anything else and only watch Censored.TV.
00:17:45.000 You'll still be informed.
00:17:47.000 And even then, you're watching a lot of TV, dude.
00:17:52.000 But Fridays we have to pay for it somehow, right?
00:17:55.000 So...
00:17:56.000 We use my pre-workout Purple Works Nutrition.
00:18:00.000 I am seeing a difference, by the way.
00:18:01.000 I've only been using it for a few months.
00:18:03.000 You take it in the morning.
00:18:04.000 I'll tell you my routine.
00:18:06.000 Maybe not your routine, but it's what I do.
00:18:09.000 I do not take an entire scoop.
00:18:11.000 I heard of people doing two scoops of raisins in a package of Kellogg's Raisin Bran.
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00:18:20.000 Like if you do a half a tablespoon in the morning, that night at 11 you're still kind of wired.
00:18:26.000 It's a lot of caffeine.
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00:19:04.000 I yelled.
00:19:05.000 I find it really helps to go, ah!
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00:22:08.000 That's what I'm talking about!
00:22:11.000 Homeboy's gonna like, get it.
00:22:17.000 She's so dumb.
00:22:19.000 Yep.
00:22:21.000 You know, I'm a feminist and when I was a young man and it was possible I could sleep with someone like that, the dumbness was a huge turnoff.
00:22:31.000 Yeah.
00:22:32.000 Like you gotta, sex is only 20 minutes max when you're young.
00:22:36.000 I mean the whole exchange from beginning to end.
00:22:38.000 Now you gotta hang out with for hours and hours and hours.
00:22:41.000 It feels like you're hunting a crippled deer.
00:22:44.000 It's just all the fun is gone.
00:22:47.000 Like what the fuck?
00:22:49.000 There's no sport.
00:22:50.000 We have to sort of pivot here and talk about something that is not pretty.
00:22:59.000 Tucker Carlson, I consider him a friend.
00:23:01.000 I met him in the late 90s when he was doing that show with Paul Begalia and the bald New Orleans guy.
00:23:08.000 And corresponded somewhat regularly ever since.
00:23:12.000 I thought I knew him.
00:23:13.000 I thought he was a funny, cool guy.
00:23:16.000 He's gotten really into God recently.
00:23:17.000 He's become much more Christian, which is good.
00:23:21.000 And then you see something like this, and you go, I thought I knew you, man.
00:23:27.000 I thought you were a funny guy who liked to riff.
00:23:29.000 And then I see this and realize, no, you're a sexist pig.
00:23:33.000 And once again, Ryan is overzoomed.
00:23:36.000 I cropped it because some of the information on there was too disturbing to publicize.
00:23:41.000 Benny Johnson's right up.
00:23:43.000 Okay, fine.
00:23:46.000 So let's see Tucker at his very worst.
00:23:49.000 Warning folks, if there's kids in the room, get them out of the room right now.
00:23:53.000 You're not going to like this.
00:23:57.000 It's... Tucker's not who you thought he was.
00:23:59.000 Good question.
00:24:00.000 You don't have to answer.
00:24:01.000 It's personal.
00:24:01.000 I'm not speaking of you, but more in general of ladies.
00:24:03.000 When they go to the ladies' room and powder their noses, is there actually nose powdering going on?
00:24:09.000 Sometimes.
00:24:09.000 Ooh.
00:24:11.000 I like the sound of that.
00:24:14.000 Most of the time it's lipstick.
00:24:16.000 Do pillow fights ever break out?
00:24:17.000 You don't have to... Not in the... Not in the back.
00:24:19.000 Okay.
00:24:19.000 Not in the back.
00:24:20.000 That'd be more a dorm activity.
00:24:22.000 Okay.
00:24:22.000 This is non-inclusionary territory.
00:24:27.000 I'm sorry.
00:24:28.000 You are such a good sport, such a good person.
00:24:31.000 Thank you.
00:24:31.000 I know you do, but you do not deserve that, and I mean it with great affection.
00:24:38.000 I got you, man.
00:24:39.000 Which way do you want to go?
00:24:40.000 Whoever released this, thank you.
00:24:42.000 The whistleblower from Fox who released that, thank you for showing us what's really going on.
00:24:48.000 A cocaine joke and an Animal House joke, and then you're a good person.
00:24:54.000 I hope you rot in hell.
00:24:57.000 Can you believe that?
00:24:58.000 Irredeemable.
00:24:59.000 Irredeemable.
00:25:01.000 What a shitbag.
00:25:02.000 You're irredeemable.
00:25:04.000 Oh!
00:25:04.000 How dare you make a cocaine joke and an Animal House joke while you're at work talking to someone who you probably know really well, aka a friend.
00:25:14.000 She was an older lady too.
00:25:15.000 They like that sort of thing.
00:25:18.000 That hand was an older lady's hand.
00:25:21.000 I told you what I said at Fox, right?
00:25:23.000 I'll just, I know I've told this story a hundred times, but I feel I'd be remiss if I was to leave anyone out of the same story I've told hundreds of times.
00:25:32.000 When you're at Fox, they put a mic up your shirt because they don't want to see the cord.
00:25:36.000 And then you have your lav sticking out on your lapel or something.
00:25:40.000 Um, if you're just wearing a shirt, I guess with a blazer, they would just put out the blazer and then put it in your pocket.
00:25:44.000 But I guess I only had a shirt on for some reason.
00:25:47.000 And, uh, they're snaking up my shirt and I pretend it's very cold.
00:25:51.000 I like doing that with makeup and the sound people.
00:25:54.000 You go like, ow, hey, whoa!
00:25:55.000 And it scares them.
00:25:57.000 So I go, ooh, that's freezing!
00:26:00.000 And they put it up and I go, God damn it!
00:26:02.000 At least my gynecologist warms up his forceps with a wet towel, a warm towel before he does that.
00:26:09.000 And then ladies laugh, because they're shocked that I know about gynecologists' tools.
00:26:17.000 And I got a little drunk with power from the laughs, and then I said, I can feel my pussy lips curling in on themselves.
00:26:26.000 I'm not delivering it very well, but I think I even said cunt lips.
00:26:31.000 Oh my god.
00:26:31.000 You went from two to two million.
00:26:36.000 And then no one laughed at that.
00:26:37.000 They all went, ah.
00:26:39.000 I was like, yeah!
00:26:41.000 Like a special needs guy who gets excited because people are looking at him, and he breaks a bottle on his head, and blood's pouring.
00:26:47.000 Happy now?
00:26:49.000 So, she went to HR.
00:26:52.000 I think her boyfriend was a lawyer, and they saw 250 grand floating around.
00:26:56.000 She obviously was not offended about my cunt lips.
00:27:02.000 And Fox was actually pretty cool back then.
00:27:06.000 And they said, OK, she can fuck us on the whole.
00:27:08.000 You put me in an environment where I felt unsafe.
00:27:11.000 That's the real moneymaker, if they can say.
00:27:15.000 I told you I was under duress and then you put me back in the situation.
00:27:19.000 So you hurt me today.
00:27:20.000 You have hurt me today.
00:27:23.000 Uh, so what they did was instead of paying her any money, they just made sure that she only did sound on the second floor, and my shows were all on the first floor.
00:27:35.000 Anyway, you can't.
00:27:36.000 And I was sexually harassed at Fox News.
00:27:39.000 There was a tranny who looked like some giant teddy bear.
00:27:46.000 It was a black man who was a woman.
00:27:48.000 He was probably 6'5 and fat and very gay.
00:27:53.000 And he would wear tons and tons of makeup.
00:27:56.000 He would do our makeup.
00:27:58.000 And he loved talking to me about my family and my kids.
00:28:00.000 I think he probably had like a dad fetish.
00:28:03.000 I was a dilf to him.
00:28:04.000 And as he was doing my thing, his crotch would be right here on my elbow, and he would push it against my elbow, and I'd be like, alrighty, let's not.
00:28:13.000 He was dick scrunching me.
00:28:15.000 That's actually what he looked like.
00:28:18.000 Is that him?
00:28:19.000 I figured there couldn't be much variation.
00:28:21.000 Yeah, they all look the same.
00:28:23.000 No offense.
00:28:24.000 And here's another thing about women in the workforce.
00:28:26.000 I didn't really care.
00:28:28.000 Like, I wouldn't let him scrunch his dink on me, but it's not like I came out of that room shuddering.
00:28:35.000 Every time I have, and don't show it on the air Ryan, but every time I have explosive diarrhea, I text it to Ryan.
00:28:40.000 That's true.
00:28:41.000 Imagine you were a woman and your boss was sending you diarrhea pictures.
00:28:46.000 You'd be a billionaire.
00:28:50.000 Speaking of life here at the workforce, we have some footage of Ryan and I fighting that has been leaked.
00:28:57.000 Yeah, before it gets out to the world.
00:28:58.000 Before it gets out, we're going to do a preemptive strike.
00:29:02.000 So let me just explain what's happening here.
00:29:04.000 For the Vice episode, I wanted a camera above us pointing down.
00:29:08.000 So when I turn the page, you'd see like Alex Jones does.
00:29:12.000 And we, for some reason, GoPros don't work on our Telecaster.
00:29:15.000 So we have to use a real camera.
00:29:17.000 So I had an idea, but I don't know how to get it off the tripod.
00:29:20.000 So I asked Ryan to show me the button to do that.
00:29:26.000 That's not going to reach up there.
00:29:27.000 We need those cords specifically.
00:29:29.000 That's the rig that makes that work.
00:29:32.000 So maybe that one?
00:29:33.000 This could go all the way over there, but it can't go over there.
00:29:36.000 Good point.
00:29:37.000 Yeah, essentially.
00:29:39.000 Please take it off the stand.
00:29:40.000 Please take it off the stand.
00:29:46.000 See how that works?
00:29:47.000 This is the circumference of it.
00:29:48.000 Okay, please take it off the stand.
00:29:50.000 Please take it off the stand.
00:29:50.000 How do you want this to work?
00:29:52.000 You don't understand?
00:29:53.000 Please take it off the stand!
00:29:54.000 You don't understand the limitations?
00:29:55.000 Yes, I do.
00:29:56.000 No, no.
00:29:57.000 This doesn't go there.
00:29:58.000 Ryan, I'm going to lose everything.
00:30:00.000 The show's going to be garbage.
00:30:01.000 Because you're being a fucking brat.
00:30:03.000 You don't know how this works.
00:30:04.000 Just take it off the stand.
00:30:04.000 You don't know how this works.
00:30:05.000 I'm going to put it there, you fucking moron.
00:30:07.000 You don't know how to orientate it.
00:30:09.000 Take it off the stand now.
00:30:13.000 What are you doing?
00:30:14.000 How's that going to work?
00:30:15.000 Ryan!
00:30:16.000 I'm going to fucking lose it.
00:30:17.000 Dude, you're my employee.
00:30:19.000 Take this off the stand now.
00:30:21.000 What are you doing?
00:30:23.000 Why can't you fucking listen to me?
00:30:24.000 What the fuck is your problem, dude?
00:30:27.000 I'm going to end up fucking breaking this because you're incapable of listening.
00:30:31.000 Fucking guy, man.
00:30:33.000 Seven times.
00:30:34.000 Look, you just can't fucking listen to people.
00:30:37.000 It's amazing.
00:30:38.000 It really is amazing.
00:30:39.000 And now you've fucked up the whole show because I'm fucking pissed off.
00:30:55.000 You know, I'd rather have a dumb argument for an hour.
00:30:58.000 The orientation is... Just get away.
00:31:00.000 Please get away.
00:31:01.000 Alright, you do it.
00:31:03.000 And then he stands staring at me saying, I can't wait for this to fail.
00:31:07.000 I can't wait to see what this looks like.
00:31:11.000 What this looks like?
00:31:11.000 You also said, I can't wait for this to fail.
00:31:16.000 See if it connects first of all.
00:31:18.000 But I can't wait to see what this looks like.
00:31:20.000 You also said you can't wait for it to fail.
00:31:23.000 I did not say that.
00:31:23.000 Yes you did.
00:31:24.000 No I did not.
00:31:25.000 Swear on my mom.
00:31:27.000 Well you're wrong so don't swear on your mom because she's gonna get cancer for your dumb lies.
00:31:32.000 So anyway, it worked perfectly, I was right.
00:31:34.000 That's perfectly.
00:31:36.000 Okay, so that was your solution.
00:31:37.000 Wait, you're still sticking to your story?
00:31:39.000 Yeah, you got it done.
00:31:40.000 Why didn't you show me the button to take it off the stand?
00:31:43.000 Because you're asking a question about cameras and positioning.
00:31:46.000 No, I was not asking any questions.
00:31:48.000 I said show me the button to take it off the stand.
00:31:51.000 I just assumed you would be apologetic.
00:31:53.000 No.
00:31:55.000 I'm not, because this is your final product.
00:31:58.000 Look at this.
00:32:00.000 Yeah?
00:32:00.000 And this is an episode where you're like, look how better I'm doing now that Vice is, you know, I'm doing my thing and they're doing their thing.
00:32:06.000 That's an embarrassing image.
00:32:08.000 It's out of focus.
00:32:09.000 It's focused on your mic, not the pages.
00:32:11.000 So you can't rack focus.
00:32:12.000 You can't change the blown out white balance or the zoom or the positioning without making it look like 240p.
00:32:18.000 But that wasn't your argument.
00:32:19.000 This is mine.
00:32:20.000 Your argument was the camera can't reach that.
00:32:24.000 But for you are for using that camera.
00:32:26.000 No, I was not because you can't orientate it.
00:32:28.000 I said the orientation is the first thing I said.
00:32:30.000 I was like, how are you going to fix the orientation?
00:32:32.000 This is what I go through.
00:32:33.000 I wasn't in any way.
00:32:34.000 Look at this.
00:32:35.000 I wanted to share with you the suffering that I go through.
00:32:38.000 So this thing I wanted an overhead shot.
00:32:40.000 See that camera on the right?
00:32:41.000 And I got an overhead shot.
00:32:42.000 It has one.
00:32:43.000 Yeah, but it could have been good.
00:32:44.000 It could have been good, Gavin.
00:32:45.000 But it wouldn't be an overhead shot.
00:32:47.000 Yes, it would.
00:32:48.000 No, no, because this is what I would do.
00:32:50.000 Right behind you, I would put the stand and clamp it to the thing behind you, the TV thing.
00:32:55.000 It would be above you.
00:32:56.000 It would work.
00:32:57.000 And it would look better, I promise.
00:32:59.000 Like, I had a solution for this.
00:33:00.000 But then you wouldn't have a camera.
00:33:01.000 That's okay.
00:33:02.000 I would use the camera that you use for my camera.
00:33:05.000 It would have worked, I promise.
00:33:08.000 All I said was, how do I get this off the tripod and you wouldn't do it.
00:33:14.000 But I knew what the task was.
00:33:15.000 But why wouldn't you do it?
00:33:16.000 Because that's my job to figure out that task.
00:33:18.000 And I could do it.
00:33:19.000 And it's with one cord as opposed to three.
00:33:21.000 But when your boss says show me where this button is, you show him where the button is.
00:33:25.000 But if I could do a better job for the production, wouldn't you want an employee that could actually... I would want an employee that shows me the button when I ask for the button.
00:33:33.000 It's that simple.
00:33:34.000 I just thought, look at this.
00:33:35.000 Look how beautiful.
00:33:36.000 Little late.
00:33:36.000 Little late for okay.
00:33:37.000 Look at this.
00:33:38.000 Harper and Collins?
00:33:39.000 Is that the... I mean, but let's look at the other one.
00:33:43.000 I can't see a damn thing on there.
00:33:44.000 And if I was to zoom in anymore, it would look like shit.
00:33:46.000 That's all I'm saying.
00:33:47.000 And it takes one core to do that versus three.
00:33:49.000 It wasn't about seeing everything, seeing Harper Collins.
00:33:53.000 It was about showing a very specific angle.
00:33:56.000 Anyway, this is terrible TV.
00:33:57.000 Once again, you're ruining everything.
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00:34:45.000 Sawhill sounds like a town in upstate New York.
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00:34:56.000 Also, immigrants, Indians, if you move here, I understand your last name is Jabuti, but call your kid Mike, okay?
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00:35:11.000 So, uh, Sonoran Defense is a very interesting company that offers not only a variety of services, but also a variety of products.
00:35:22.000 Ryan, I've got the Gavin McInnes magazines that they make.
00:35:25.000 Um, as you've probably seen, they sent us a bunch of, uh, of gun accessories.
00:35:32.000 They can do custom engravings on Zippo.
00:35:33.000 What are you doing?
00:35:36.000 No, the picture.
00:35:37.000 It's a picture.
00:35:39.000 We were never sent the actual magazines.
00:35:41.000 You would have remembered that if you had an IQ.
00:35:45.000 They can do custom engravings on Zippo lighters.
00:35:47.000 Look at this.
00:35:47.000 We've got the Zippo lighters here and they have the bird which is the bald eagle on them.
00:35:52.000 Wouldn't it be cool if Ben Crump went to a white girl who was shot by a black guy?
00:36:00.000 Like, say, there was a shooting recently where this Muslim dude, you know, Nation of Islam guy, he realized that he was on a wanted list, so he said, oh, I'm screwed.
00:36:12.000 I'm just gonna kill as many white people as I can.
00:36:14.000 And he shot and murdered four white dudes, like, at a deli in Texas, I believe, right before he was apprehended.
00:36:21.000 Wouldn't it be cool if Ben Crump went to that and was like, I'm against racism in all shapes and sizes.
00:36:28.000 Anyway, the bird which is the bald eagle, which is an inside joke for us baby monsters about Ben Crump.
00:36:33.000 They're actually making me GazTav coasters.
00:36:37.000 I hope they have a yellow accent because I'm very strict about that.
00:36:40.000 And then here is various censored TV.
00:36:44.000 This is on a piece of stone.
00:36:46.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave and never stop fighting.
00:36:49.000 I'm using mine right now.
00:36:50.000 Which is the Bald Eagle.
00:36:52.000 Got off my lawn.
00:36:58.000 Slate, they can do custom engravings on Zippo lighters, slate or glass drink coasters, ammo boxes, dog tags, flasks, custom leather patches, the list goes on.
00:37:08.000 This company Technologies absolutely excels at custom laser engravings on basically any objects made of metal, polymers, or leather.
00:37:16.000 Do you have a small business, a restaurant, band, bachelor party, or wedding, a man cave, or anything where you would like some custom swag or merch?
00:37:25.000 Look at this.
00:37:26.000 It's the box that's customized, and then we have a flask that says, don't let me do shots or coke.
00:37:32.000 Which is weird, because a flask is shots.
00:37:37.000 I did a lot of shots.
00:37:38.000 I was pretty drunk on last night's episode.
00:37:40.000 Did we ever show the Zippos?
00:37:42.000 Did I ever show the Zippos?
00:37:43.000 The Zippo.
00:37:45.000 The zip-up?
00:37:46.000 The Zippo.
00:37:47.000 They sent the Zippo lighter.
00:37:48.000 Yes, Ryan.
00:37:48.000 I just showed it and discussed Ben Crump as I showed it and held it like this.
00:37:54.000 Were you watching the show?
00:37:55.000 Just making sure.
00:37:56.000 I was setting up the thing.
00:37:57.000 Okay.
00:37:58.000 But it's very important.
00:37:59.000 So, yeah.
00:37:59.000 No need to go over things that have already been done.
00:38:01.000 Fuck, you're annoying.
00:38:04.000 Um...
00:38:08.000 These engraved boxes they sent which contain simple letters and coasters are amazing on their own, but wait!
00:38:13.000 That's not all!
00:38:14.000 There's more!
00:38:15.000 We do our show out of New York City, so they could- wait.
00:38:18.000 We do our show out of New York City, so they cannot send us anything firearm related.
00:38:22.000 They could only send their customized merch products.
00:38:25.000 Sonoran Defense is a May company.
00:38:28.000 I'm sorry, this is cropped.
00:38:29.000 So what does it say?
00:38:30.000 Do you have it there?
00:38:32.000 They specialize in Glock, polymer, laser stripping, custom Glock builds, and other firearm engraving.
00:38:37.000 Sonoran Defense has several easy to order stippling packages, but can also accommodate one-off custom designed firearms and knives.
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00:39:29.000 Uh, for pictures and videos of their work.
00:39:31.000 If you need more information on their products and services, you will want to check out, uh, their... their... I'm sorry, dude.
00:39:37.000 This is... I want to say... You want to check out their Frequently Asked Questions section on their website.
00:39:41.000 Oh, so there's a lot being cut off.
00:39:43.000 Yes.
00:39:43.000 Uh, so Sonoran Defense is mainly known as a laser engraving company, but they specialize in Glock.
00:39:49.000 Polymers.
00:39:50.000 That's the main thing that you missed there that's important.
00:39:52.000 Okay, and then do the last two paragraphs?
00:39:55.000 Because they get cut off.
00:39:56.000 Sonoran Defense also offers laser-marked AR-15 magazines with many designs to choose from as well as custom designs that are not listed on their website.
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00:40:12.000 They even have custom engraving for yours truly, Gavin McInnes, which I trust Ryan is showing right now behind me.
00:40:17.000 And of course they do custom requests to put your own personalized image, text, or logos on mags for you.
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00:40:29.000 Can you pull up those pictures of the magazines?
00:40:31.000 They're in the email from Sean.
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00:41:06.000 See behind you there?
00:41:07.000 Matty wears this censored hat 24 hours a day.
00:41:11.000 Not 24 hours.
00:41:11.000 I don't know why they have the code Joker face.
00:41:14.000 I don't get that.
00:41:15.000 I don't really understand what the significance of that would be.
00:41:27.000 Oh, I understand now.
00:41:32.000 Don'ts, don'ts, don'ts, don'ts, don'ts.
00:41:36.000 I like to keep the Friday Show nice and clean.
00:41:38.000 It's available to everyone.
00:41:40.000 I don't want to come across as too controversial on Fridays, so it's our most censored show on Censored.
00:41:48.000 And I like to avoid the topic of racism, because no matter how delicately you tread around that subject here in America, you can get in big trouble.
00:41:58.000 So we will not be discussing racism at any point during the show.
00:42:06.000 I'm a black female.
00:42:08.000 What other difference, what else could I have done to piss you off?
00:42:12.000 A black woman?
00:42:14.000 This is really inconvenient.
00:42:16.000 That's crazy!
00:42:18.000 I have a dream.
00:42:27.000 I thought that I was gay, gay, gay, gay.
00:42:32.000 So a long time ago we talked about a pub in Britain that had gollywogs.
00:42:38.000 I am Scottish.
00:42:40.000 I was born in England but we would go back to Scotland at least once a year and I would spend the summers there in Glasgow.
00:42:49.000 Great times, great times, great culture.
00:42:52.000 Everyone is funny in Glasgow, and we would have gollywog.
00:42:56.000 There was a marmalade company that had a gollywog, and if you bought enough jars of this marmalade, you'd get a gollywog.
00:43:02.000 Every kid had a gollywog.
00:43:04.000 It was like a teddy bear, and it was actually an American woman from New York who moved to Britain, and she was a cartoonist, and she had a gollywog as a kid in the early 1900s, so she made a bunch of kids' books with this gollywog.
00:43:19.000 So it's an integral part of British culture, but because the doll's skin is so dark and the lips are so big, it's racist.
00:43:29.000 I used to try to collect that kind of stuff, that old black Americana, but rich blacks like Whoopi Goldberg and Spike Lee have pushed the price up.
00:43:39.000 In a way, they sort of got it off the market.
00:43:41.000 To buy a gollywog now, it's probably like a hundred bucks.
00:43:45.000 Oh, that's unfortunate, Ryan.
00:43:47.000 Oh, I'm sorry.
00:43:49.000 So, this pub, you should be showing gollywogs while we talk about gollywogs.
00:43:54.000 I just showed one.
00:43:54.000 No, that's racist.
00:43:57.000 That's the marmalade.
00:43:58.000 It was Robertson's Marmalade, yeah.
00:44:01.000 Totally effing harmless.
00:44:03.000 And by the way, when I'm in Jamaica, that's how they portray themselves on cartoons.
00:44:09.000 Like if you get a fridge magnet in fucking Kingston, it'll have like a black, a dude that black, and it'll say, welcome to Jamaica.
00:44:19.000 It's only white people that invented this concept of being offended by that look.
00:44:24.000 I don't even get why it's offensive, but anyway.
00:44:27.000 So, this pub had a bunch of gollywogs as a collection, and then either a rival gollywog collector.
00:44:33.000 This is from Jamaica.
00:44:35.000 Yeah.
00:44:35.000 Oh, really?
00:44:36.000 That's hilarious.
00:44:37.000 Maybe jars, mock, and then maybe jars, mock people.
00:44:41.000 Someone called the cops, and because it's Britain, and they are totally, totally incapable of comprehending the concept of free speech, the police came, and with the transparent garbage bag, took all their gollywogs.
00:44:54.000 So, I assumed the locals would band together and fight this, the people who frequented the pub, who patronized it.
00:45:01.000 No, the whole community told them to F off.
00:45:04.000 Everyone's disgusted.
00:45:05.000 And then their suppliers stopped sending them booze!
00:45:11.000 Now, we had a pub, Vice had a pub in London, I'm not sure it's still around, it's called the Old Blue Last.
00:45:15.000 And pub, the economics of pubs,
00:45:18.000 Is very confusing in Britain.
00:45:20.000 I mean, they've been around, they probably invented pubs.
00:45:22.000 I went to a pub in Nottingham.
00:45:24.000 I think it was called Jerusalem or something.
00:45:26.000 And it was 800 years old.
00:45:31.000 Now I'm from Canada.
00:45:32.000 Canada is like 30 years old.
00:45:35.000 They got their national anthem in 1980.
00:45:36.000 So they're 40 years old.
00:45:40.000 Are they even independent?
00:45:42.000 I mean, the Queen is still on the money, so it's basically still a British colony.
00:45:46.000 So, 800 years old does not compute into this brain.
00:45:50.000 How old is America, like 250 years old?
00:45:52.000 Anyway, there's a thing where, like, you have a pub, but you don't own the pub.
00:45:57.000 You kind of lease the right to use the taps, and then Newcastle or tenants or whatever owns the rights.
00:46:06.000 And you're sort of renting the right to have a building around the pipes.
00:46:12.000 I don't get it at all.
00:46:13.000 But the point is that when the suppliers start messing with you, it's not easy to just go, whatever, we'll get different beers.
00:46:19.000 Like, there's a bar not far from here, up north in New Rochelle, where after the Bud Light thing happened, and the owner's gay, by the way, but he's mega.
00:46:29.000 He goes, you know what, I'm done with Anheuser-Busch.
00:46:31.000 And he could do that, it's his bar, he owns it.
00:46:34.000 And he switched all the bud to like Coors Banquet, which is growing on me, and a bunch of other beers.
00:46:42.000 PBR and Yingling and stuff.
00:46:45.000 I don't think you can do that there.
00:46:46.000 So, they went under.
00:46:49.000 They were bankrupted because one person found Gollywogs discriminatory.
00:46:57.000 And again, I've said this a million times, don't poo-poo Canada and Britain as foreign countries.
00:47:04.000 They are worse than us when it comes to free speech, yes, but I promise you that is not far away, if not here already.
00:47:13.000 Can you imagine a bar having gollywogs in New York City?
00:47:17.000 It would be one complaint.
00:47:19.000 I would probably get vandalized.
00:47:21.000 Instead of the police coming, it would just be burnt to the ground.
00:47:23.000 What if you buy one of these in Jamaica and you bring it back?
00:47:26.000 Are you an asshole now?
00:47:27.000 Yeah, what if you're black, you own a bar in Manhattan and it's a Jamaican themed bar and you have some of your Jamaican dolls in it?
00:47:36.000 Is that okay?
00:47:38.000 I've actually seen, holy shit, this might be in the racism Google Doc, Ryan.
00:47:44.000 But I saw there was this woman who, she said she went to a meditation center, a retreat, and someone was laughing at a video on their phone.
00:47:55.000 And it was a black guy saying, bad word coming up, folks, be prepared.
00:48:00.000 He said, the Irish are the niggers of Europe.
00:48:05.000 And she was mortified.
00:48:08.000 by that because she heard the n-word and she filed a complaint like with the place and she's no no she's filing a discrimination suit she's suing them because she went to go to a nice retreat and she heard the n-word and her her she claims that whoever was watching the funny video was looking over at her now i dug up the video
00:48:30.000 And it is a totally benevolent, friendly video where this guy's a pretty mediocre black comedian, but he says, I was in Ireland and someone came up to me like, how are you doing there?
00:48:41.000 And I'm like, fuck, be a big fucking cunt.
00:48:44.000 And he goes, all of my friends are like, hey, whoa.
00:48:47.000 And he goes, stop, I speak Irish.
00:48:49.000 I'm actually delivering it better than he did.
00:48:50.000 And he goes, what he means is, would you like to grab a beer?
00:48:53.000 You seem like a good guy.
00:48:54.000 And so we did grab a beer.
00:48:55.000 And then that's when he said, the Irish are the ends of the world.
00:48:59.000 And, yeah, this is what she saw.
00:49:01.000 She's suing a place because of a black person's joke.
00:49:06.000 That's your own medicine, lady.
00:49:08.000 Always make them come where you at.
00:49:10.000 Like, I was in Ireland, and I had, you know, done my gig, and I was outside having a smoke, couple friends around.
00:49:15.000 This drunk Irish dude, short, walks right past us, freezes, and walks right up to me and says, geez, you're a big, mean-looking cunt.
00:49:29.000 Go forward a little bit?
00:49:30.000 Yeah.
00:49:31.000 That's a great greeting.
00:49:34.000 But I'll never get it.
00:49:38.000 And you know, I was drinking with him later, and he said something to me that a lot of white Irish men have said to me since.
00:49:45.000 Like, and they say it warmly, like, you know, like you should be charmed or something like that.
00:49:48.000 Yeah, it's called being funny.
00:49:49.000 He says, hey Reg, you know Irish people are considered the niggers of Europe.
00:50:00.000 Not much of an Irish accent there, buddy.
00:50:02.000 Alright, we get it, we get it.
00:50:04.000 That reminds me of this guy, but with Scotland.
00:50:07.000 Oh, I hate that guy!
00:50:10.000 They don't know what language they're speaking.
00:50:12.000 Apparently, it makes you better at catching fish.
00:50:15.000 Catching fish?
00:50:17.000 I feel like I can get his Scottish.
00:50:19.000 No, you can't.
00:50:20.000 You just did Irish, and then you did Sean Connery.
00:50:22.000 If you give me... I could do this.
00:50:23.000 Your response to those emotional... Your response to those... What are you doing the Sean Connery thing?
00:50:28.000 That's very unique.
00:50:29.000 You do that too.
00:50:30.000 That is a Scot who is trying to sound erudite.
00:50:33.000 Isn't he?
00:50:34.000 Let me see.
00:50:35.000 Where your heart lies... Where your heart lies... Are far more important than deciding... Far more important... Whether you're Scottish... Whether you're Scottish... Than some minuscule genetic difference... Genetic... Yeah, there's things on there I can grab onto.
00:50:49.000 You want to do a Rabsy Nez or a Ned.
00:50:52.000 But that's impossible.
00:50:53.000 You want to do a Glaswegian Ned.
00:50:55.000 That weird... because they have a new accent.
00:50:58.000 Just breaking news.
00:51:00.000 Young Glaswegians have their own accent that doesn't sound like your dad's Glaswegian.
00:51:05.000 Same with Toronto.
00:51:06.000 They have a weird... I think they got it from England.
00:51:09.000 Because London has a very weird Jamaican kind of thing.
00:51:16.000 Gyals and stuff.
00:51:18.000 Is this Ned?
00:51:18.000 Who's Ned?
00:51:19.000 It's been a topic that's been requested for so long.
00:51:23.000 For so long?
00:51:24.000 Since I started making Scottish videos.
00:51:27.000 And Ned is like, it's slang.
00:51:29.000 It's like a type of guy?
00:51:30.000 Yeah, it means like never educated something.
00:51:34.000 It means like white trash.
00:51:35.000 Delinquent?
00:51:36.000 Yeah, delinquent is in there.
00:51:38.000 Pollock, right?
00:51:38.000 What side of Pollock?
00:51:40.000 I spoke to a few other boys from the other areas.
00:51:43.000 Yeah, that's like hard.
00:51:45.000 I'm going to stick to the other boys from other areas.
00:51:49.000 I'm going to go entry level with black guy, Scottish dude.
00:51:54.000 Did you see this chick on that show?
00:51:56.000 Oh, cool.
00:51:57.000 Yeah.
00:51:59.000 2-0.
00:52:00.000 It's a very viral show where, and it's kind of shooting fish in a barrel, where these guys who know their arguments, they get a room of hot chicks together and then they say things like OnlyFans is bad.
00:52:10.000 And then these dumb bitches try to defend it.
00:52:12.000 It's just embarrassing.
00:52:13.000 but look at this I was staring at this guy and I was like how do I know you and then I realized DC Comics when I was in my when I was like 11 or 12 I was really into flash and there was a black bad guy named chunk okay and that's chunk here go back to the thing so we can see it in action it's an it
00:52:39.000 If you were such a godly man who's returned... Blow it up!
00:52:42.000 I want to see this thing!
00:52:43.000 You should learn for a little bit more acceptance and tolerance.
00:52:46.000 Let me ask you this.
00:52:47.000 Is God tolerant?
00:52:50.000 I think God made us all in his light.
00:52:51.000 He didn't make any mistakes, right?
00:52:53.000 So if he created trans people... Wow, it's rare a human makes you laugh just by existing.
00:52:59.000 You should do stand-up comedy and just stand there.
00:53:03.000 You didn't choose to go on hormones.
00:53:05.000 You don't choose to dress this way.
00:53:06.000 You don't choose to identify as a woman.
00:53:08.000 You don't choose to wear a weave.
00:53:10.000 You don't choose to put on makeup and present yourself as a woman.
00:53:13.000 So, I'm gonna go back to the original question.
00:53:15.000 You said it's my job as a Christian... By the way, she's talking about how God made trans people.
00:53:19.000 No, he didn't.
00:53:20.000 He made a boy.
00:53:22.000 And you went against his wishes and said, actually, you fucked up, God.
00:53:26.000 I'm a hideous fat chick.
00:53:28.000 Who is uglier?
00:53:29.000 Who would you rather have sex with?
00:53:31.000 Tarana Burke or that thing?
00:53:33.000 Well, that's a trans, so... Oh yeah, that's a dude.
00:53:35.000 That wrecks the whole question.
00:53:36.000 What if that was a chick, though?
00:53:39.000 I think still Tarana Burke.
00:53:41.000 Really?
00:53:41.000 Because she's more shapely, believe it or not.
00:53:44.000 Her face is... Shapely?
00:53:46.000 Bananas.
00:53:47.000 But you could just not look at the face.
00:53:49.000 Her body, every touch that you touch her, you'd be reminded that she's a golem.
00:53:53.000 Every touch.
00:53:55.000 Every touch that you touch her.
00:53:58.000 Every touch you touch.
00:54:00.000 Look at that!
00:54:01.000 It's, she's, it's, he's way bigger.
00:54:04.000 Who fucks that, honestly?
00:54:06.000 But what about this head size?
00:54:07.000 Does that have... I mean, I guess maybe some black guy just buttfucks him?
00:54:13.000 I don't even know.
00:54:15.000 And it's, it's especially stark when surrounded with a bunch of eights.
00:54:22.000 The size is... Look at it!
00:54:24.000 It doesn't look human!
00:54:25.000 Yeah.
00:54:26.000 It looks like a cool drawing.
00:54:29.000 Carmine Infantino used to draw the Flash.
00:54:32.000 This looks like a Carmine Infantino drawing.
00:54:35.000 Should we show it?
00:54:37.000 Yeah.
00:54:39.000 That's Chunk.
00:54:40.000 Zoom in on Chunk.
00:54:43.000 I'm so not racist that I forgot Chunk was black.
00:54:48.000 Doesn't that look like Chunk?
00:54:50.000 Anyway, so I started looking up Chunk, because I hadn't thought of him since 1981.
00:54:53.000 And, uh...
00:54:57.000 They've rebooted him and now he's slim and cool.
00:55:01.000 He's not a bad guy anymore.
00:55:03.000 He's dating Flash's ex-girlfriend.
00:55:08.000 And he, look at, look at what he looks like now.
00:55:11.000 That's what he looked like.
00:55:12.000 Now he's a cool dude.
00:55:14.000 Well, he still has glasses.
00:55:15.000 He's still black.
00:55:16.000 He still has green.
00:55:17.000 And look at this list that again, the way America treats blacks is just relentless charity.
00:55:24.000 He was a child genius.
00:55:26.000 He started off as a villain.
00:55:27.000 That's when I had last checked in.
00:55:28.000 Okay.
00:55:28.000 Keep going.
00:55:31.000 Uh, yeah, we got that one.
00:55:37.000 Okay, he has a cataclysm inside of him.
00:55:40.000 He turned his power into a business.
00:55:41.000 He's a genius and a businessman.
00:55:44.000 He's the Flash's best friend.
00:55:47.000 What?
00:55:48.000 Okay, I guess the Joker's Batman's best pal.
00:55:52.000 He hired Wally's mom.
00:55:54.000 Wally is the Flash.
00:55:56.000 He hired her as his assistant.
00:55:59.000 You know what it is?
00:56:00.000 It's nerds.
00:56:01.000 Nerds worship black people.
00:56:03.000 And so when they put him in a comic and they're a giant fat villain, they give him a large family and he's not a villain anymore.
00:56:11.000 Keep going.
00:56:12.000 I think it worked because a lot of blacks are nerds now.
00:56:15.000 He's engaged to Wally's ex-girlfriend.
00:56:18.000 What?
00:56:18.000 All right.
00:56:20.000 What the fuck?
00:56:24.000 Now he's a superhero for a brief period.
00:56:29.000 Is a stylized way of talking.
00:56:31.000 What is that doing there?
00:56:32.000 That's not nothing to do with race.
00:56:35.000 That's nothing to do with race.
00:56:37.000 That's nothing to do with race.
00:56:41.000 I want to talk about aviation briefly.
00:56:44.000 We've been discussing it.
00:56:46.000 We noticed in April there was about five near crashes and not just planes in the air or on the runway, but like the vans crashing into them.
00:56:55.000 And I've noticed that affirmative action is not just taking over pilots and everything else, but it's in like the guys who work at the airport.
00:57:05.000 And there's two strange cultural things that may be happening to this.
00:57:08.000 And I want to just absolve myself of racism by saying,
00:57:11.000 Affirmative action doesn't just mean get more blacks involved.
00:57:14.000 It means more trannies and anyone who's weird, not the majority, get them in.
00:57:18.000 Get white males out is what it really means.
00:57:21.000 And I would have a problem with that if it was we need more albinos.
00:57:25.000 So I'm not bashing African-American people of color.
00:57:28.000 I'm bashing the death of meritocracy.
00:57:31.000 I want the very best pilot for the job.
00:57:33.000 If 100% of pilots are straight white males,
00:57:37.000 Who are who were skinheads and by all means get in the plane.
00:57:41.000 I don't want you to start fluffing up things.
00:57:44.000 You don't do it to the NBA.
00:57:46.000 So don't do it to my plane.
00:57:48.000 But two things I've noticed is now that like JFK, for example, it's completely black top to bottom at bag handlers security.
00:57:58.000 Everyone who works there is black and it's boiling.
00:58:01.000 in there it's like 80 degrees at all times and you see these white people like with their t-shirts carrying their jackets and their blazers and stuff because it's it's Africa and we had we talked the first time we covered this subject we only had a few cases I've got a lot here this baby monster wrote in and he goes uh
00:58:22.000 Forgive me for sounding racist, but that there is a particular demographic that is disproportionately fond of marijuana smoking and it's possible that They are involved that like that is involved in these accidents, but anyway before we get to the green screen I
00:58:42.000 I just want to show you because not only are we seeing incompetence there, but with tickets getting cheaper, we're seeing a lot of trash on planes and a lot of fighting.
00:58:53.000 And because the flight attendants are hired based on if they're trans or gay or albinos or Native American, you're not getting people qualified to deal with it.
00:59:02.000 So, this isn't exactly totally on target before we get to the green screen, but I saw this guy.
00:59:07.000 You know what the butt boys are?
00:59:09.000 That's a club I started to rival the Proud Boys, and it's people who don't let anyone butt in line.
00:59:14.000 So, you can be male or female as a butt boy.
00:59:17.000 And here are some female butt boys trying to prevent a guy from butting and his contention is no I make the rules and now my rule is I'm butting in line and I'm getting out the plane first.
00:59:29.000 No.
00:59:29.000 And by the way I'm becoming a huge Karen fan.
00:59:34.000 They are on the front lines.
00:59:35.000 Yeah, sometimes they're wrong.
00:59:37.000 But at least they're doing something.
00:59:38.000 Men, if they put a guy in a chokehold for trying to beat the shit out of women, they go to jail.
00:59:43.000 That Marine who chokehold that dude on the subway, first of all, everyone wants to kill him.
00:59:48.000 People are mad at the police and Eric Adams for not killing him.
00:59:51.000 And he's probably going to jail for defending people.
00:59:54.000 So maybe Karens are all we have in this society.
00:59:58.000 So look at these Karen butt boys trying to stop this homosexual black man from butting in line.
01:00:03.000 I understand that we all are waiting, but... Are we?
01:00:06.000 Well, that's not how I work.
01:00:08.000 I make the rules as I go.
01:00:10.000 Well, it's... Well, I make the rules as I go.
01:00:12.000 I don't know about you, but I do.
01:00:14.000 Well, I break them.
01:00:15.000 Guess what?
01:00:16.000 And I'm breaking them right now, too.
01:00:17.000 We're living in a society.
01:00:18.000 Look at that.
01:00:19.000 Hey, we got a Hobson one back here.
01:00:23.000 Yes, we do.
01:00:24.000 Me, too.
01:00:25.000 He's knocking people over.
01:00:27.000 Don't be rude to me, because one thing I can do is be rude back to you, is what I can be.
01:00:32.000 You were just rude.
01:00:34.000 Don't be rude to me after I butt.
01:00:35.000 Oh, okay.
01:00:36.000 I thought you shoved... I thought you butted in line and shoved.
01:00:39.000 Anyway, that's not really what I'm talking about.
01:00:41.000 I'm talking about Affirmative Action Airlines, and I'm gonna go talk about it over there.
01:00:45.000 Come with me.
01:01:10.000 That intro sucked.
01:01:11.000 It's not what I'm talking about.
01:01:14.000 That guy budding in line, I mean, that's got nothing to do with affirmative action.
01:01:18.000 I mean, I guess you could argue the flight attendants don't know what they're doing, but let's not muddle things up, Gav.
01:01:23.000 I'm talking about the Boeing and all of these airlines, American Airlines, having these diversity initiatives where we're gonna make sure there's no more white males at the airport.
01:01:32.000 Okay, I guess.
01:01:33.000 I don't know why that's a big concern, but it's not working out very well.
01:01:39.000 And I've noticed this has been happening on a drastic asymptote ever since 2023 began.
01:01:49.000 So I've got a few examples for you here.
01:01:53.000 Go to 2-7.
01:01:55.000 So this, I've got them all dated.
01:01:56.000 This is April 30th, right?
01:01:58.000 Oh, this just happened.
01:01:59.000 This is what inspired me to do a recap of the whole thing.
01:02:03.000 So blow up that picture.
01:02:05.000 He explains everything in the picture.
01:02:07.000 I mean the video.
01:02:09.000 So, I'm on the plane right now, about to take off, and my neighbors here are on standby, they're on the flight, and they over-fueled the plane, so now they're kicking people off the plane.
01:02:19.000 That's crazy!
01:02:20.000 I would think that you would just siphon some of the gas out.
01:02:23.000 Yeah, siphon some of the gas out.
01:02:25.000 Well, God bless you.
01:02:27.000 Now we're going to do something else.
01:02:29.000 Oh, man.
01:02:30.000 Well, I pray whatever happens, blessings on you.
01:02:33.000 He's gracing it all.
01:02:35.000 Amen.
01:02:36.000 But American Airlines do better.
01:02:38.000 That's crazy.
01:02:40.000 So they over-fueled the plane.
01:02:42.000 Again, if this was just one instance you go, oh I guess someone was hungover at work having a bad day.
01:02:47.000 No, I think they were a diversity hire and they're stoned.
01:02:50.000 They overfueled the plane so everyone who's on standby has to get off to reduce the weight.
01:02:56.000 You want to get, I guess you want to get down like 600 pounds or something?
01:02:59.000 So you get rid of what, like four people?
01:03:02.000 Three fatties?
01:03:04.000 So that just happened, but let's go back a bit, okay?
01:03:07.000 Towards the end of last year, the New York Times had an exciting announcement to make.
01:03:13.000 You ready for this?
01:03:14.000 The cockpit is going to be black and female.
01:03:18.000 The end of the all-male, all-white cockpit.
01:03:21.000 And you know how much I hate shit like this because the allegation is that we were not a meritocracy before.
01:03:27.000 It was racism where we said, I want only white males in the cockpit!
01:03:32.000 And there's all these qualified black women going, but, but, but, I would, I can fly a plane.
01:03:37.000 No, not on my watch, lady!
01:03:40.000 Get the hell out of here!
01:03:41.000 And then we finally removed that barrier.
01:03:44.000 It's a dumb hypothesis.
01:03:47.000 Who came up with it?
01:03:48.000 That we were sitting there refusing American Indians and trannies and gay... No!
01:03:53.000 Not on my watch!
01:03:54.000 Straight white males or nothing in the cockpit!
01:03:59.000 And lives are being lost.
01:04:01.000 Anthony was talking about Boeing having this diversity initiative when it comes to building the things, where it is so delicate that the guys who build these engines, everything's down to like a billionth of an inch.
01:04:15.000 When they're tired or something, or they go, I've been doing this for a while, they go, okay, here's a cot.
01:04:19.000 Have a nap.
01:04:21.000 Can I get you anything?
01:04:22.000 You want a roast beef sandwich?
01:04:23.000 Like it's that delicate.
01:04:25.000 They want everyone to be perfectly sober, awake, and relaxed.
01:04:30.000 And then they go, no, I want them to be Mexican.
01:04:31.000 So they're finding like Modellos in the equipment.
01:04:35.000 And Boeing is having to send back stuff since they came up with this concept of diversity in the factory.
01:04:43.000 No.
01:04:44.000 Goodity in the factory.
01:04:46.000 Sober, focused, qualified people of any race.
01:04:51.000 So that was last year.
01:04:53.000 And they started really pushing it.
01:04:54.000 And then all the airlines would put out these announcements.
01:04:56.000 We're having a diversity initiative.
01:04:58.000 And I have noticed personally, and so have you, that flying has become weird.
01:05:03.000 It's become dangerous.
01:05:05.000 We keep hearing about accidents.
01:05:07.000 The past two flights I've been on, we got to the runway, we landed, and we had nowhere to go.
01:05:13.000 Any port in a storm?
01:05:15.000 No.
01:05:15.000 Twice now.
01:05:17.000 And we sat there for like half an hour waiting for it.
01:05:20.000 So I'm sure you're going to be told that I'm wrong and flying has not become drastically worse in the past six months to a year.
01:05:29.000 But don't believe your lying eyes.
01:05:31.000 You see it.
01:05:32.000 It's like I got into an argument with a teacher the other day and it was raining and I go, it's freezing.
01:05:37.000 The kids are going to get cold.
01:05:39.000 They're going to get sick.
01:05:40.000 And she goes, I'm a biologist.
01:05:43.000 Okay.
01:05:44.000 You don't get sick from a cold.
01:05:45.000 You get sick from germs.
01:05:47.000 And I was like, yeah, I've heard that science meme, but I know that when I get freezing cold, I get sick.
01:05:55.000 Your immune system sucks when you're freezing cold.
01:05:58.000 Like, you know when it's down to your bones?
01:06:01.000 And when your immune system is down, you are more prone to germs.
01:06:05.000 And I know that's true because I see when my kids get really cold, they get sick.
01:06:10.000 Believe your eyes!
01:06:13.000 So what was this now?
01:06:16.000 That's 2-8 we did.
01:06:17.000 So then March 2023, this was a major turning point.
01:06:22.000 The Biden had an FAA nominee.
01:06:24.000 You know what he used to do?
01:06:25.000 He used to run a bus system for a city, but he's black, so let's get him in there.
01:06:30.000 He knows nothing about aviation.
01:06:33.000 He knows exactly as much as I know about aviation.
01:06:36.000 So here is his interrogation, which is a normal process for any appointee.
01:06:42.000 And he doesn't know anything at all.
01:06:56.000 I don't know these things either, nor do you, but no one's asking us to run the FAA.
01:07:27.000 Well, some of the restrictions, I think, would be high blood pressure.
01:07:31.000 Some of them would be... It's more like how many passengers per airplane, how many pounds, different categories.
01:07:37.000 You heard med.
01:07:38.000 He said, well... What if you overfuel?
01:07:41.000 Should you get rid of every chubby person who was on standby?
01:07:44.000 We're literally dying to be not racist.
01:07:47.000 As the plane crashes, you go, well, at least I'm diverse.
01:07:50.000 This goes on and on and on, by the way.
01:07:52.000 We're halfway through.
01:07:53.000 Here's him lying under oath.
01:08:12.000 My personal Twitter account is comprised of posts about my mystery novels, events at the White House Historical Association, Pittsburgh sports teams, travels, and my dog.
01:08:25.000 Is this an accurate statement?
01:08:27.000 Yes, Senator.
01:08:27.000 Wait, show me this.
01:08:29.000 Is this an accurate statement?
01:08:30.000 Yes, Senator.
01:08:31.000 Oh, this is another bitch.
01:08:32.000 Yeah, go back to the first one.
01:08:35.000 Anyway, you get the idea.
01:08:36.000 The guy has no idea what he's doing and he puts us all in danger.
01:08:53.000 And this, you remember the New York Times article, the end of the white male pilot?
01:08:56.000 Well, Ryan, this is this thing I emailed to you.
01:08:59.000 I think this sums up exactly what I'm talking about perfectly.
01:09:03.000 When you absolve yourself of meritocracy, you don't get qualified people of all shapes and sizes.
01:09:09.000 You get not qualified people who don't even want to be there!
01:09:13.000 That's the thing.
01:09:15.000 Like, say you just went up to some random dude on the street and you go, I've got some great news.
01:09:19.000 You're the singer of the Rolling Stones.
01:09:21.000 And he goes, Oh, okay.
01:09:23.000 That's profitable, right?
01:09:24.000 They make lots of money.
01:09:24.000 Okay.
01:09:26.000 I guarantee you two days into the tour, he'd be like, I miss my kids.
01:09:30.000 I don't want to do this anymore.
01:09:32.000 I realized I don't even like rock and my throat hurts.
01:09:36.000 I didn't know I'd be doing so much yelling.
01:09:38.000 They don't want these jobs!
01:09:40.000 Wait, is that it?
01:09:41.000 This is the email.
01:09:43.000 I have pictures, but this is the email, yeah.
01:09:49.000 No, no, no.
01:09:49.000 That's not what I'm looking for.
01:09:51.000 It's about a woman who can't believe she's a pilot.
01:09:59.000 She gave up.
01:10:00.000 Was that called Affirmative Action Airlines?
01:10:02.000 It was.
01:10:05.000 Poopy.
01:10:12.000 I just sent it to you.
01:10:13.000 All right.
01:10:16.000 Yeah, that email was the one, that was the baby monster saying, I think pot is a factor here.
01:10:21.000 ATC made my student cry.
01:10:23.000 Air traffic control made my student cry.
01:10:25.000 My student was trying to operate out of a busy airport solo.
01:10:29.000 She doesn't really study all that often, but she already has a seniority number at Delta.
01:10:36.000 She's pretty bad on the radios, but I sent her out anyway.
01:10:40.000 Don't do that.
01:10:41.000 Turns out she doesn't know her left from her right and she started to bother the controllers.
01:10:46.000 She then burst into tears because the controllers weren't simping for her.
01:10:50.000 Hopped out of the aircraft with engine running and hit a parked jet.
01:10:56.000 She's thinking of quitting and it just really makes my blood boil.
01:11:00.000 Why would she give up a job at Delta?
01:11:02.000 Any advice?
01:11:06.000 Yeah, cut your losses.
01:11:08.000 The answer is no.
01:11:09.000 Bye-bye.
01:11:11.000 I have a letter, I think, here about air traffic controllers too, right?
01:11:15.000 Because he said the next generation of ATC are totally incompetent.
01:11:20.000 Yeah, I'll get to that when we're done the green screen.
01:11:23.000 But you don't want air traffic controllers to be anything but 100% based on merit.
01:11:29.000 They're the ones who make sure the planes don't crash, and they seem to be at least almost crashing a hell of a lot this year.
01:11:39.000 So now, we've done April, right?
01:11:42.000 April was the over-fueled plane.
01:11:45.000 Then I went March, then I did, now I'm going back to January.
01:11:50.000 Remember that?
01:11:50.000 We've already covered this, but that woman got sucked into an engine.
01:11:53.000 They had told her many times to avoid the engines when they're running.
01:12:00.000 She ignored them, may have been pot-related, and got sucked in.
01:12:04.000 Go to 3-1.
01:12:09.000 Go to 3-1.
01:12:10.000 Alabama airline worker who died after being sucked into an engine so violently it shook the entire plane.
01:12:15.000 She's a mother of three and had been repeatedly warned to stay back.
01:12:19.000 Go down a bit.
01:12:23.000 Like getting sucked in, isn't there any sort of life survival instinct where you go, that's very windy, I'm going to avoid it.
01:12:34.000 I got a lot of people sending, after we talked about that, we got a lot of people sending us pictures of the gore.
01:12:43.000 Look at guts and engine.
01:12:44.000 That's what it looked like afterwards.
01:12:46.000 Yikes.
01:12:48.000 Just absolutely mashed.
01:12:51.000 Look at all the blood.
01:12:52.000 Oh my God, I didn't realize that's all her body there.
01:12:55.000 I maybe should have said NSFW.
01:12:57.000 And then this other picture that I sent with that Ryan, it shows some guy who was like a flight attendant and now he's a pilot.
01:13:05.000 Don't stand there, not even for pictures.
01:13:08.000 I saw some, there was some flight attendant who became a pilot.
01:13:11.000 This guy was working on the ramp engine and he hit the tarmac so hard that one of the crew members had to be, was hospitalized, had to be rushed to the hospital to deal with, I don't know, broken arm.
01:13:30.000 And then in February, there was that United flight that almost crashed.
01:13:35.000 Remember this one?
01:13:37.000 We talked about this before, where it dipped down into the ocean.
01:13:42.000 Didn't go into the ocean, but was headed for that.
01:13:44.000 People must have been hysterical on the flight.
01:13:46.000 And then it pulls up, it turns around,
01:13:51.000 And oh boy, it lands on the tarmac.
01:13:53.000 And the scariest part of this for me is that ATC never spoke to them.
01:13:58.000 There was no back and forth about that incident.
01:14:01.000 Wow.
01:14:03.000 Yeah.
01:14:03.000 Look at that flight path.
01:14:07.000 Now these stories as individual stories are not that relevant, but it's the, the frequency in all of these this year that is freaking me out.
01:14:21.000 Then there was February 2023.
01:14:23.000 Everything I'm telling you, besides that New York Times article, is this year.
01:14:28.000 Passenger bus collides with an airplane.
01:14:30.000 Remember this one?
01:14:33.000 How do you smash into an airplane?
01:14:37.000 You're in a very wide open area.
01:14:41.000 It was traffic?
01:14:44.000 That smells of weed to me.
01:14:45.000 Turn it up.
01:14:51.000 And then also in February 2023, I've got several incidents in February alone.
01:14:58.000 There was that FedEx and Southwest, remember that?
01:15:01.000 I think it was, uh, Southwest was landing and there was a FedEx plane taking off and they almost landed on top of one another.
01:15:10.000 A FedEx Boeing 767 was coming into land as a Southwest Airlines 737 was cleared to take off ahead of it.
01:15:19.000 Air traffic control recordings detail apparent concern from the tower as the Southwest flight remained on the runway.
01:15:26.000 Southwest has confirmed on the roll.
01:15:29.000 Rolling now.
01:15:33.000 Did you notice anything about that voice?
01:15:35.000 Yeah.
01:15:36.000 It sounded a little ebonic.
01:15:38.000 Do you mean roll?
01:15:39.000 Okay.
01:15:39.000 Same month!
01:15:52.000 Mesa Airlines had to abort the flight.
01:15:53.000 This is 3-9.
01:15:54.000 Don't bother with 3-8.
01:15:56.000 A passenger jet was forced to abort its landing Wednesday at Hollywood Burbank Airport in Los Angeles after another jet had been cleared to take off from the same runway, federal authorities said.
01:16:07.000 The latest in a recent series of close calls between planes at US airports.
01:16:12.000 These two stories are like weeks apart.
01:16:15.000 Flight was cleared for takeoff and the Mesa pilot aborted the landing with the plane just over a mile from the same runway.
01:16:22.000 A string of similar mix-ups prompted the FAA to call for a safety summit next month.
01:16:29.000 Then we had March, a week later.
01:16:32.000 I hope you guys aren't taking planes there to the safety summit.
01:16:35.000 We will be driving to the summit.
01:16:38.000 United Flight returned to Houston Airport because of a mechanical issue.
01:16:43.000 Here in New York, we call Houston Street, Houston Street.
01:16:48.000 Then a month later, in April, the FAA pushes for women and minorities to apply for air traffic controller jobs.
01:16:58.000 Hmm, are you noticing a pattern here?
01:17:00.000 The more diversity we push, the more problems we have.
01:17:04.000 Diversity isn't sounding like one of our strengths.
01:17:09.000 And then there was employees killed on the tarmac at Austin Airport.
01:17:14.000 So, the FAA pushes for more women and minorities to apply for air traffic controller jobs immediately after we start seeing people die on the tarmac.
01:17:25.000 American Airlines employee killed in tarmac accident.
01:17:29.000 At Austin International Airport.
01:17:31.000 Around 2 p.m.
01:17:32.000 the Austin Police Department responded to a report of a crash at the airport.
01:17:35.000 APD spokesperson officer Destiny Silva told, Destiny, Destiny said, the employee was operating a ground service vehicle that struck a jet bridge, Silva said.
01:17:50.000 Austin-Travis County EMS responded to the scene for a report of a man with traumatic injuries.
01:17:55.000 Yep.
01:17:56.000 And this has happened before, by the way.
01:17:57.000 4-3.
01:17:59.000 Same airport.
01:18:02.000 Incident that happened here today.
01:18:04.000 The Austin Police Department's Vehicular Homicide Unit is investigating Thursday night after an American Airlines employee was killed while on the job.
01:18:12.000 Oh, this is the same case.
01:18:17.000 It must be.
01:18:18.000 Is this a different case?
01:18:19.000 I don't even know.
01:18:19.000 Because that's Silva.
01:18:21.000 It's Silva, but she might be... I think there was more than one death at Austin Airport.
01:18:26.000 Where I'm headed soon.
01:18:28.000 I'm going to be there next month.
01:18:31.000 Sir, you can't wear a motorcycle helmet on the plane.
01:18:34.000 I am going to.
01:18:36.000 And I'm wearing football gear.
01:18:42.000 The man was pronounced dead on scene.
01:18:44.000 Police say several people witnessed what happened.
01:18:46.000 APD knows who the man is, but isn't identifying him at this time out of respect for the family and everyone involved.
01:18:53.000 This is the second death in recent memory on the Austin Airport's tarmac.
01:18:57.000 In 2020, a man was hit and killed by a Southwest Airlines plane flying in from Dallas.
01:19:02.000 He was not an employee at the airport and not authorized to be on the runway.
01:19:07.000 Okay, that's kind of a different one.
01:19:08.000 So those two ones I just sold were the same one, the guy on the jet bridge.
01:19:11.000 The other one he's talking about was from two years ago, and I'm not really counting that.
01:19:15.000 If someone runs out onto the tarmac, they're not supposed to be there.
01:19:17.000 We're not counting that.
01:19:17.000 And that was three years ago.
01:19:19.000 I'm focused on this year.
01:19:21.000 So sorry for taking one story and treating it like it's two.
01:19:26.000 Then in April, again, the previous thing I just talked about was April.
01:19:31.000 This is April also.
01:19:33.000 The U.S.
01:19:33.000 Army has grounded aviators for training after two helicopter crashes killed 12 people.
01:19:40.000 Have you not noticed the military's been pushing diversity like crazy?
01:19:43.000 We just got the Navy's got a new trans spokesperson.
01:19:47.000 Aviators not involved in critical missions have been grounded this following two recent chopper crashes that leave 12 soldiers dead.
01:19:55.000 According to the U.S.
01:19:56.000 Army, the aviators will be grounded while pilots focus on safety and training protocols.
01:20:01.000 The safety stand down comes after Thursday's midair collision of two helicopters near Fort Wainwright, Alaska.
01:20:09.000 You know who killed those guys?
01:20:13.000 God hates affirmative action.
01:20:16.000 God hates equity.
01:20:18.000 God likes meritocracy.
01:20:21.000 God wants the most qualified person driving the plane, driving the helicopter.
01:20:25.000 If you go against his wishes and you randomly choose people based on whatever the culture is at the time, you will crash.
01:20:31.000 You will die.
01:20:33.000 It's demonic.
01:20:35.000 Yeah, you heard me.
01:20:38.000 All this diversity mongering is demonic.
01:20:41.000 Die!
01:20:42.000 Diversity, inclusion, equity.
01:20:46.000 Then there was four or five.
01:20:48.000 So in April, we saw that American Airlines won a diversity award.
01:20:54.000 Go click on that first picture.
01:20:55.000 I posted this on social media.
01:20:57.000 American Airlines earns perfect score on Corporate Equity Index over the last two decades.
01:21:01.000 That's fantastic.
01:21:03.000 So that was, sorry, that was last year.
01:21:04.000 I just posted it in April.
01:21:06.000 And then this month, we have an American Airlines plane exploding into flames.
01:21:12.000 When I first saw this, I thought it was like a Columbia or some third world country.
01:21:16.000 Nope, it's American Airlines.
01:21:18.000 The same people celebrating all their diversity awards.
01:21:23.000 And I think it's happening in other countries.
01:21:26.000 Like in Hungary, we just had two Wizz Air planes crash into each other.
01:21:32.000 Now this is just a theory, I can't prove it, but I have a feeling that diversity is destroying aviation all over the world.
01:21:42.000 But that's a different presentation.
01:21:55.000 And then we had, Tucker did a segment about this too.
01:21:58.000 He must have stolen it from me when I first did it.
01:22:00.000 And he spoke to a pilot about this.
01:22:02.000 We've been speaking to pilots and air traffic controllers too.
01:22:05.000 I'll get to that when we're done the green screen.
01:22:06.000 But here's, if you go to minute 29 in, you have Tucker reading a letter from a dude.
01:22:15.000 We'll just wait for that to load.
01:22:17.000 Come on buddy.
01:22:19.000 Got a 56k modem here.
01:22:20.000 Commercial air travel.
01:22:22.000 Where's the air travel?
01:22:23.000 Just told me about a B-777 off Maui that put the lives of passengers in grave danger.
01:22:28.000 Quote, name redacted, just told me about a B-777 off Maui that almost crashed two nights ago.
01:22:35.000 Both pilots became disoriented and pulled out of a dive 300 feet above the water, pulling two and a half G's.
01:22:42.000 I'm just home from Denver Training Center.
01:22:43.000 There's some real horror stories out there about United, but management is hell-bent on just ignoring what is going on.
01:22:51.000 The investigation is still ongoing, but the captain of the Maui flight was brand new.
01:22:55.000 There was a new hire first officer, and my understanding is that we almost lost an airplane for no good reason.
01:23:01.000 Both have been sent back to go through the four-week course.
01:23:04.000 The new hire here, on my fleet, is a nightmare.
01:23:08.000 It took him 50 hours to get through initial operating experience.
01:23:11.000 Worse yet, talking to his instructor, out of his 25 landings in the simulator, 15 ended up in the dirt.
01:23:17.000 Just like the one we started with, with the girl hopping out of the plane.
01:23:21.000 They said his radio work was like that of a private pilot.
01:23:24.000 He has no situational awareness.
01:23:27.000 I'm jump seating to SFO right now.
01:23:29.000 A United B-777 First Officer is next to me.
01:23:32.000 She said the training is totally inadequate for new hires.
01:23:35.000 Her husband helps train them at United's in-house pilot academy, Aviate.
01:23:40.000 He's constantly asking these kids who come in, has anyone told you what this is?
01:23:44.000 Many have no idea what they're getting into.
01:23:47.000 They're hiring people straight out of high school now.
01:23:50.000 Zero aviation knowledge or desire.
01:23:52.000 It's just about the money and adhering to ESG.
01:23:56.000 End quote.
01:23:57.000 Okay, that's enough.
01:23:58.000 That's a big thing, too, with affirmative action.
01:24:01.000 Lack of desire.
01:24:03.000 When you push people to go into a profession because it's a whim of yours, it's not going to be a whim of theirs.
01:24:12.000 And I want pilots to be nerds.
01:24:14.000 I want them to be obsessed with planes.
01:24:16.000 I don't want them going, what?
01:24:18.000 Okay, yeah, I'll try it.
01:24:21.000 No, not good enough.
01:24:22.000 Now,
01:24:23.000 This may or may not be related, but have you noticed the flying experience has people fighting and brawling and butting in line more?
01:24:31.000 That could also be related to this.
01:24:33.000 The first half of this presentation has been facts.
01:24:36.000 I gave you enough circumstantial evidence for you to notice a pattern.
01:24:39.000 This one, this next part, is a little more theoretical.
01:24:43.000 Now, with all of these unqualified people at the airport, people are getting pissed off.
01:24:50.000 And it's making them more likely to fight.
01:24:52.000 And the flight attendants are not able to handle it.
01:24:55.000 So, bear with me here, but is this, these cases, part of the pattern?
01:25:01.000 Like 4-9.
01:25:04.000 Well, that's a bad example, actually.
01:25:06.000 Let's not do that one.
01:25:07.000 Go to 5-0.
01:25:09.000 So, compare this with the guy budding in line.
01:25:15.000 Oh yeah, this was going to Australia, I think.
01:25:25.000 A fight breaks out.
01:25:27.000 They're using a bottle and it breaks the glass of the plane.
01:25:32.000 Some of the most important glass in the world is the windows of a plane.
01:25:37.000 And then go to 5-1.
01:25:40.000 I mean, this is Australia.
01:25:41.000 This is a bit of a stretch.
01:25:43.000 But you've noticed, haven't you?
01:25:45.000 Lots more tension on the plane?
01:25:50.000 What's 5-1?
01:25:51.000 Okay, so at least, where are we here?
01:25:56.000 Uh...
01:25:59.000 Wait, that's Australia again.
01:26:01.000 That's the same fight.
01:26:02.000 Now, I'm not going to include that.
01:26:03.000 Sorry.
01:26:04.000 Pretty disorganized show, folks.
01:26:06.000 So ignore that ending part.
01:26:07.000 But the point here is that I think it's a message from God.
01:26:12.000 God says meritocracy.
01:26:13.000 God says if you're a Kenyan runner, you're going to dominate all of the marathons and so be it.
01:26:19.000 That's great.
01:26:20.000 Congratulations, Kenyans.
01:26:21.000 You won another marathon.
01:26:22.000 If all of the pilots are white males,
01:26:25.000 Who cares?
01:26:27.000 Leave it alone.
01:26:28.000 It's God's plan.
01:26:29.000 When you start cramming trannies into everything, and making sure that there's a smorgasbord of races in the cockpit, people are going to die.
01:26:38.000 Don't do it.
01:26:52.000 I'm so not used to, uh...
01:26:55.000 Having your own music?
01:26:56.000 Having my own music.
01:26:57.000 As I was walking back, I was like, why did I choose that shitty song?
01:27:01.000 Did you see this too?
01:27:02.000 This is related, but...
01:27:04.000 Oh yeah, I forgot.
01:27:05.000 Chrissy Mayer.
01:27:07.000 And Keanu Reeves or whatever?
01:27:10.000 And they made them change into a more revealing outfit.
01:27:13.000 Change!
01:27:14.000 That's Gino Bisconti's girlfriend.
01:27:16.000 Nothing stays the same!
01:27:18.000 They made them change into a more revealing outfit in front of everyone.
01:27:20.000 So they were in their panties at the gate.
01:27:23.000 I think they have a case to sue.
01:27:25.000 But that's got nothing to do with what I'm saying.
01:27:27.000 Well, kind of.
01:27:28.000 I mean, like, who are the people that, I mean, they're all black.
01:27:31.000 Any fucking airport is definitely all black people.
01:27:33.000 TSA to the people at the gate.
01:27:35.000 I've had good and bad experiences alike.
01:27:37.000 But if you have any experience at all, it's with a black person working at that place.
01:27:40.000 So is it possible that who told them to change with no guard and no cover?
01:27:46.000 Basically, what do they look like?
01:27:49.000 Are they a diversity hire?
01:27:51.000 Oh, yeah.
01:27:52.000 Let's find out right now.
01:27:52.000 We can call her.
01:27:54.000 Contacts?
01:27:59.000 Uh... Say their name.
01:28:01.000 Wait, I don't have her name?
01:28:03.000 I think I have... Yeah, here we go.
01:28:09.000 So you think it was a black dude who wanted to see them change?
01:28:11.000 Or just a like, I'm sorry you have to change here.
01:28:14.000 Could be a... What do they call it?
01:28:19.000 A humiliation ritual?
01:28:22.000 Comedians get up late.
01:28:23.000 She might still be asleep.
01:28:27.000 This is not looking good, folks.
01:28:28.000 Don't get your hopes up.
01:28:34.000 I'm about to give up.
01:28:35.000 What is that face she's making?
01:28:37.000 Is she making fun of Asians?
01:28:37.000 No, no, no.
01:28:51.000 I got this letter from a baby monster.
01:28:55.000 I think we've read this on the show before, but it's important we put this all together.
01:28:58.000 The affirmative action hiring at airports might be worse than you can even see.
01:29:02.000 I'm an electrician and project manager for Electro Contractor.
01:29:05.000 I've worked at Dulles International Airport and Air Traffic Control Center in Leesburg, Virginia, while working at both places.
01:29:10.000 I work with on-site engineers, maintenance personnel, and in-house project managers.
01:29:15.000 There were about six older guys that held their positions for 35 to 40 years at both locations.
01:29:23.000 They were all knowledgeable and very well qualified and just didn't want to make trouble to get to their retirement a year or two away.
01:29:30.000 All the other people, every other person, not just some,
01:29:34.000 Was a woman or a minority.
01:29:37.000 Most of these people were completely inept.
01:29:40.000 One of the women who was an electrical engineer at the air traffic control was cool and did try hard.
01:29:46.000 However, she would routinely joke about being in over her head.
01:29:49.000 I don't want people involved in electricity at the airport to be quote unquote in over their head.
01:29:57.000 I want, I want all of your tasks to be way below your head.
01:30:02.000 And having been hired just because she was a woman.
01:30:05.000 And I want to make that clear too in this presentation.
01:30:07.000 I'm not talking about black people.
01:30:09.000 I'm talking about hiring women, gays, any kind of group, just because that's what they look like and not because they're good at their job.
01:30:16.000 When you would get in a room or on a call alone with one of the old-timers, they too would joke about how bad all their co-workers were.
01:30:23.000 So it's a joke from both sides.
01:30:25.000 The old-timers who know what they're doing think it's funny and make jokes about it, and so do the unqualified people who don't have the desire to be there.
01:30:32.000 Most of the upper management in charge of construction and maintenance at Dools Airport are from African countries.
01:30:38.000 They would talk about their degree for a university in some shithole country.
01:30:44.000 The air traffic controllers were all affirmative action hires too.
01:30:46.000 You could tell based on their looks and attire.
01:30:48.000 They all dressed like slobs.
01:30:50.000 Fat people in slides with blue hair.
01:30:52.000 I fear that the air traffic controllers will be responsible for mass death soon.
01:30:57.000 Not sure I would be flying right now after seeing these people.
01:31:00.000 Great.
01:31:03.000 Great news.
01:31:04.000 Great times.
01:31:07.000 Ryan, you have some thoughts on this, don't you?
01:31:09.000 I have a lot of thoughts on this.
01:31:10.000 Would you like to hear them?
01:31:11.000 Yeah, let's hear what you got to say.
01:31:13.000 Well, first of all, I don't know if it's necessarily the people necessarily to blame, whether it is the structure itself.
01:31:20.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.
01:31:24.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.
01:31:30.000 Let me touch it.
01:31:31.000 Continuous... You know what's a funny thing about marriage?
01:31:35.000 You guys have certain words you use?
01:31:37.000 Like, uh... Like watch it?
01:31:40.000 Like watch it?! !
01:31:41.000 Or discipline and respect.
01:31:42.000 No, my wife and I never say Frankenstein, we always say Frankenstein.
01:31:46.000 Yes.
01:31:46.000 But you forget that that's your little word.
01:31:49.000 Yes.
01:31:49.000 Will you shut up?
01:31:51.000 No, I can relate to this.
01:31:52.000 Don't say yes.
01:31:54.000 I'm Robin.
01:31:54.000 Yes.
01:31:56.000 So, I came in super late last night, like one in the morning, and I woke her up and she was pissed off.
01:32:01.000 And she goes,
01:32:02.000 She's all tired.
01:32:03.000 She goes, you come in here making noise, banging around like Frankenstein.
01:32:08.000 She was genuinely mad.
01:32:08.000 It reminds me of my friend Marcus and his wife Jen.
01:32:11.000 They would talk about their dog Socko.
01:32:14.000 And they would say if he shit somewhere or pissed somewhere, they'd go, he peed his pants.
01:32:19.000 And he was fucking furious because she didn't walk the dog and he shit in the bathtub.
01:32:24.000 And he's like, I'm coming in here.
01:32:25.000 I want to have a shower.
01:32:26.000 And Socko pooed his pants all over the fucking tub.
01:32:30.000 And she's like, he doesn't have pants.
01:32:35.000 Oh, fun stuff.
01:32:36.000 We say the commote rontrol or just commote.
01:32:39.000 Where's the commote?
01:32:44.000 Frankenstein.
01:32:48.000 Eh.
01:32:49.000 Catchy nose.
01:32:53.000 Speaking of Frankenstein this guy writes in sup fags he says Frankenstein must die by Jad Fair is the single worst song of all time It is much worse than let me put my love into you.
01:33:04.000 I found this letter to be very strange Like how Play Frankenstein must die.
01:33:11.000 Yeah, I think there's reverse psychology who says this is a terrible song of course I
01:33:19.000 Oh, it's supposed to be, right.
01:33:20.000 That's the gimmick.
01:33:21.000 Like, who hears this and goes, that could be better?
01:33:23.000 And it's called Beautiful Songs.
01:33:29.000 You were there, tied to a chair, Frankenstein had you by your hair, so I took out the gun that I had and I shot him.
01:33:39.000 Go back to the song?
01:33:40.000 I forget what happens after he kills Frankenstein.
01:33:46.000 Dude, Ryan, the person, not you, another Ryan sent that in.
01:33:51.000 Dude, I'm worried about your IQ.
01:33:52.000 To say this is a terrible song.
01:33:55.000 Is Jackass also a movie that shows things that are dangerous and could hurt you?
01:34:00.000 It is, yes, actually.
01:34:02.000 Okay.
01:34:04.000 Uh, this guy is saying, Gavin, are you a fucking minion?
01:34:09.000 He says.
01:34:10.000 What's that mean?
01:34:11.000 Let's see the video.
01:34:13.000 Um... Yeah!
01:34:15.000 Go to Mexico!
01:34:16.000 Uh, yeah, yeah.
01:34:23.000 I don't get the reference.
01:34:24.000 I guess it's a minion.
01:34:24.000 The yellow minion.
01:34:25.000 Yes.
01:34:26.000 How do you not get that?
01:34:27.000 I've never seen the minion movie.
01:34:29.000 Or Despicable Me.
01:34:30.000 Okay.
01:34:31.000 Yes, that was very minion-y.
01:34:32.000 Nice catch.
01:34:34.000 I was just watching Democracy Now and listening to yet another version of the founding of a particular group that's in the news.
01:34:40.000 Do you have much of the founding on video?
01:34:42.000 Might be interesting to see a compilation of media talking heads giving their versions of the founding and then play the actual thing to compare.
01:34:50.000 I mean...
01:34:51.000 The only group that has ever got Proud Boys sort of right is the SBS Dateline doc on YouTube.
01:35:00.000 The Australian dudes who came and they actually stayed with me for like a day.
01:35:04.000 And then we went to a boat party.
01:35:05.000 See if you can pull that shit up, Jamie.
01:35:08.000 I checked in on it because ABC was asking me if I'd want to talk about the Jan 6 stuff.
01:35:13.000 And I said what I said to the BBC, which is, of course, I would love to speak about it.
01:35:18.000 This is how it's going to go.
01:35:19.000 We're going to do the pre-interview.
01:35:21.000 You're going to be shocked that the media has it so wrong.
01:35:25.000 You're also going to be impressed that I'm articulate and can do these interviews well.
01:35:31.000 That's tiny shot in the foot by Antifa.
01:35:34.000 Holy shit, he's a monster.
01:35:38.000 Zoom out so people can see the thing.
01:35:41.000 And then you're going to get a call from Media Relations at ABC or BBC or wherever it is and you're going to be told that the interview is off.
01:35:50.000 You're going to ask questions.
01:35:51.000 Why is it off?
01:35:53.000 And you're not going to get a response.
01:35:55.000 And then guess what happened at the BBC?
01:35:57.000 He said, uh, it's gonna be postponed.
01:35:59.000 We'll check back in with you later.
01:36:00.000 And I go, yeah.
01:36:01.000 And then I said, told ya.
01:36:03.000 And you know what I had told him?
01:36:04.000 I go, when this happens, I'm gonna text you back, told ya.
01:36:07.000 And I text him back, told ya.
01:36:12.000 So anyway, the ABC guy goes, is there anything I can, I hadn't heard that take before.
01:36:15.000 Is there anything I should watch to learn about this club?
01:36:18.000 And I said, watch this.
01:36:19.000 Then I checked in on it.
01:36:20.000 They've totally redone it.
01:37:44.000 And he said, that was me admitting that I'm secretly a white nationalist and it's a lie that it's about Western chauvinism.
01:37:51.000 And it's like, dude, Richard, I sent that email to say to Jared Taylor, Peter Brimelow, and you that we need to get off the racial thing and focus on Westernism.
01:38:02.000 All of your tropes remain intact.
01:38:05.000 But get off the race thing because it ignores black patriots and gay patriots and Chinese patriots and people that we want on our side.
01:38:15.000 That's why I was doing it.
01:38:16.000 I wrote an article about this for American Renaissance where I said, stop dwelling in race and focus on culture.
01:38:22.000 And then the takeaway from the left is, he writes for a white nationalist website.
01:38:27.000 So you can go to a white nationalist and say, write a letter for them saying to other white nationalists, guys, get off the race shit.
01:38:34.000 Get off the anti-Semitism shit.
01:38:36.000 Focus on the culture wars.
01:38:37.000 And they'll go, oh, so now you're talking to Nazis?
01:38:40.000 They did that with Richard Spencer too.
01:38:42.000 They gave me shit for having him on the show.
01:38:43.000 And I go, I had him on the show to argue with him.
01:38:45.000 You still give them a platform.
01:38:47.000 Yeah, so did ESPN.
01:38:49.000 David Duke used to be on CNN.
01:38:52.000 He was fighting with people, but he existed.
01:38:54.000 No, don't even give them a platform.
01:38:56.000 All right.
01:38:57.000 We're all going to get real smart not arguing with each other.
01:39:02.000 But the other dumb thing Richard did was, when alt-right meant alternative right, and it was kind of fun, and this was probably 2015, there was a seminar he did, and I think he self-sabotaged.
01:39:15.000 He held up his fist, or something, he may have even gone like that, and he said, Hail Trump.
01:39:23.000 And then everyone started chanting, Hail Trump.
01:39:25.000 And that was the end of Alt-Right.
01:39:26.000 Everyone went, what the fuck?
01:39:28.000 You're making it a Hitler thing?
01:39:29.000 No, Hail!
01:39:30.000 Yeah, yeah.
01:39:31.000 We know that it's Hail Caesar or whatever, but... Sorry, but... The word Hail has been ruined.
01:39:38.000 So, uh...
01:39:40.000 That was the end of Richard.
01:39:42.000 That wasn't even that bad looking.
01:39:43.000 Oh, that's bad.
01:39:45.000 See, I don't think Richard really did anything wrong.
01:39:48.000 Yes, he did.
01:39:49.000 It seemed worse.
01:39:50.000 I remember this clip, but looking back at it, hail, blah, blah, blah.
01:39:53.000 Hail Trump!
01:39:54.000 Hail our people!
01:39:55.000 Hail victory!
01:39:57.000 I'm just raising a glass.
01:39:58.000 Bye-bye!
01:39:58.000 I remember when he did that.
01:40:00.000 Bye-bye!
01:40:00.000 Such a dumb thing to do.
01:40:02.000 And then also in that podcast he goes, a proud boy started Charlottesville, created Charlottesville.
01:40:08.000 No numbnuts.
01:40:10.000 A guy who infiltrated the club at its nascent, at its very beginning, he jumped into the beatdowns.
01:40:16.000 And he was sussed out at two different chapters.
01:40:19.000 The media will never discuss this.
01:40:21.000 He infiltrated the San Francisco chapter.
01:40:23.000 They kicked him out.
01:40:25.000 And the same day, they sussed out that he sucked.
01:40:28.000 And then they infiltrated, I think, a Virginia chapter, and they kicked him out.
01:40:31.000 Same day.
01:40:32.000 So a loser tried to get in the club and was kicked out two separate times.
01:40:39.000 No, he's a proud boy.
01:40:40.000 He was beaten in.
01:40:42.000 We should have been more careful about prospects back then.
01:40:46.000 All right, let's do one more letter.
01:40:48.000 This show's running pretty long.
01:40:52.000 Doop-a-dee-boop-a-dee-boop-a-doo So you don't want to see any more Videos of like Asian midget midgets Or any videos of oh, yeah.
01:41:04.000 Yeah.
01:41:05.000 Yeah the mailbag little notice, please guys I'm good at finding Asian dudes that look like Ryan to make fun of him.
01:41:14.000 You're not and
01:41:15.000 And you keep sending me this one guy who has very short legs, he's kind of midget-y, and he does, he's swimming, he's doing kung fu.
01:41:23.000 I get that fucking guy sent to me 50 times a day.
01:41:27.000 I am officially begging you to please stop sending me him.
01:41:32.000 I'm at the point now where I click on it and I go, God damn it!
01:41:34.000 It makes me mad.
01:41:35.000 Yep.
01:41:36.000 So stop sending me Asians because you're not funny.
01:41:40.000 A. B. Stop sending me Wild Wild West.
01:41:43.000 References we already did a green screen on it.
01:41:45.000 It's on the kids show.
01:41:46.000 It's covered.
01:41:47.000 I'm never covering it again I don't want to talk about Wild Wild West anymore Third please stop sending me people with hand tattoos crowbarring it into the shot.
01:41:57.000 We did it Wow Wow West We're never covering it again hand tattoos are gone now.
01:42:02.000 Bye.
01:42:03.000 Bye I'm out of here.
01:42:06.000 Bye
01:42:07.000 Um, what about, I mean, but by saying that, then you're gonna stop a lot of people with good stuff of lookalikes like this guy.
01:42:14.000 On my Twitter.
01:42:15.000 Uh, check this out.
01:42:16.000 He said, when did Gavin do this?
01:42:18.000 I've been sent that 900 times.
01:42:20.000 It's not funny.
01:42:22.000 Gavin beating up twin Ryans.
01:42:24.000 There's no such thing as twin Ryans.
01:42:26.000 Please stop sending me this clip.
01:42:29.000 And I do think we covered it.
01:42:30.000 We covered it a lot.
01:42:34.000 Ugh.
01:42:35.000 Every time I see that I'm like, dude, that's basically from like 2001.
01:42:39.000 Here's a good one to end on.
01:42:49.000 No.
01:42:50.000 Until finally I got the good news in December that we'd kicked its arse and I got to go home cancer-free.
01:42:55.000 Magic.
01:42:57.000 This year things have really turned around for my wife Jen and I. We found out that our first attempt at IVF worked.
01:43:02.000 We were expecting our first bambino in October and I cannot wait.
01:43:06.000 We wanted to share a good news with you.
01:43:08.000 Two legends.
01:43:09.000 Life's a wild ride.
01:43:11.000 Congrats.
01:43:11.000 That's awesome.
01:43:13.000 That's blessed stuff.
01:43:16.000 And he says, you guys talk about the joys of parenthood, and it sounds great, I can't wait to do it.
01:43:23.000 And then he sends a video that I think we should make the final video.
01:43:26.000 Oh, yes, of course.
01:43:27.000 So I'll scream now.
01:43:30.000 Video finale, as they call it.
01:43:32.000 Here we go.
01:43:46.000 I really swallowed up the show with that Affirmative Action Airlines green screen.
01:43:52.000 That was probably dumb.
01:43:53.000 I probably should have saved that for Monday.
01:43:55.000 What I should do on Fridays is showcase this show.
01:43:58.000 And I should have done... These are our segments we usually do.
01:44:01.000 I should have done a War on Kids.
01:44:03.000 I should have done an LGBT thing, I should have done a feminism thing, an Antifa thing, a Proud Boys thing, a racism thing, a feminism thing, a My Pet Biden thing.
01:44:14.000 Those are all our topics that we do?
01:44:17.000 Yeah.
01:44:19.000 I think increasing diversity is even ruining this show.
01:44:23.000 No, that's the opposite, dummy.
01:44:25.000 We should have had more diverse ideas.
01:44:28.000 True diversity.
01:44:31.000 This is a great example of how awesome it is to have kids.
01:44:34.000 And despite the media pushing white supremacy, the message that we've had and Proud Boys have always had is family.
01:44:42.000 Put a ring on it, stop partying, and get one of these in your house.
01:44:45.000 Less fur babies, more baby babies.
01:44:50.000 Nice kick, buddy!
01:44:52.000 No, it's this.
01:44:54.000 You gotta go like that.
01:44:59.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.
01:45:24.000 Let's go.