Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 08, 2023


S4E250 - SHOW SALAD

Hosted by
Gavin McInnes
Mentioned
James Bond Jamie Farr Dumber Pelham Kelly Ryan Pell
S4E249 - AFFIRMATIVE ACTION AIRLINES S4E251 - GOOD GUYS VS. BAD GUYS

Episode Stats


Length

4 minutes

Words per minute

114.36

Word count

568

Sentence count

73

Harmful content

Misogyny

1

sentences flagged

Toxicity

17

sentences flagged


Summary

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This week, the boys talk about their weekend in the Bronx, Sean Connery, and the fact that Ryan is getting bigger and bigger every day. Also, Ryan talks about how much he's getting fat, and Jamie Farr thinks he's going to be a lawyer.

Transcript

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00:00:47.000 Isn't it nice that we have our music back?
00:00:50.000 We've been liberated from Ryan's taste in Dumb and Dumber and ACDC and just really half-assed choices, I think was the issue here last week.
00:01:02.000 Well, the Japanese math rock took some thinking. 0.91
00:01:06.000 But it sucked. 0.99
00:01:08.000 This suit has turned into a little sausage. 1.00
00:01:11.000 I'm fucking getting fat. 1.00
00:01:14.000 Going to the gym every day and getting fatter and fatter. 1.00
00:01:19.000 Maybe it's because I put it on right after lunch.
00:01:21.000 And getting fat at it.
00:01:25.000 I'm pleasantly puzzled.
00:01:26.000 And being good at it, if you will.
00:01:28.000 I went to a Kentucky Derby party on the weekend.
00:01:33.000 And some cop dude who works in the Bronx said, you want to go to Kelly's?
00:01:39.000 It's this bar in the Bronx.
00:01:40.000 And I said, no, I'm here.
00:01:41.000 And I showed him a picture of where I was.
00:01:44.000 And he goes, that's around where they found that kid and the Chinese girl burnt to death by the up the hill gang.
00:01:53.000 It's weird because it's called the Bronx Pell Mansion. 0.89
00:01:59.000 And you're in hell. 0.95
00:02:01.000 There I am. 0.99
00:02:02.000 The Pell family.
00:02:03.000 I guess that's what they named Pelham after it's where it's, Yeah, there was a dude there who was in a dress.
00:02:17.000 Kentucky Derby.
00:02:18.000 It was very civilized. 0.99
00:02:20.000 There was some crap there. 1.00
00:02:21.000 There was a silent auction, and I'm just looking at all the silent auction stuff, and I'm just like, I would hate to own any of this shit. 0.99
00:02:29.000 Like, why is my head touching the top thing here? 0.98
00:02:32.000 Shouldn't that just be a permanent setting?
00:02:34.000 Why do you have to reset it for every show?
00:02:36.000 You keep moving.
00:02:37.000 No, I don't.
00:02:38.000 Well, I don't keep moving this.
00:02:40.000 So I keep changing my height?
00:02:43.000 Yeah, yeah.
00:02:43.000 Whether you slouch or you sit up, probably because you're sausaged.
00:02:46.000 Maybe you're sitting different.
00:02:52.000 Here's one of the things.
00:02:53.000 And these are all adults.
00:02:54.000 Like, I was not really the oldest guy there.
00:02:56.000 It was like 40s, 50s kind of people.
00:02:59.000 It's a frame.
00:03:00.000 I have it on my phone, but whatever.
00:03:02.000 It's a framed picture of all the different James Bonds, and it says the name is Bond.
00:03:08.000 James Bond.
00:03:09.000 I'll get it for you later.
00:03:11.000 Actually, I've got to get it now.
00:03:13.000 Could I look it up?
00:03:15.000 No.
00:03:17.000 Wrong spelling. 1.00
00:03:35.000 There's just, when you get to my age, you just want to get rid of all your shit. 1.00
00:03:41.000 There's so much crap floating around. 1.00
00:03:45.000 And the idea of getting more crap in my life, like there's all these bags of, like, it's a spa bag, and there's face creams and a little notebook. 0.99
00:03:55.000 And you're like, get that out of here, a blow dryer. 0.97
00:03:58.000 Then there's a basket of bourbons from a local liquor store.
00:04:02.000 And you go, it's $260 for like four things of bourbon.
00:04:07.000 Imagine wanting this.
00:04:10.000 It's signed by all the James Bonds.
00:04:13.000 Sean Connery's dead.
00:04:15.000 It must be old.
00:04:17.000 Where do you put that?
00:04:19.000 In your man cave?
00:04:20.000 That's embarrassing.
00:04:23.000 Ugh.
00:04:25.000 And the whole conceit is that he's an MI5-whatever guy.
00:04:31.000 MI6.
00:04:33.000 When there's a bunch of them, you're admitting that it's actors.
00:04:37.000 You kind of ruin the fantasy.
00:04:39.000 Ugh.
00:04:41.000 Anyway, Klinger from MASH was there.
00:04:43.000 I sent you the picture.
00:04:45.000 And I said, honey, please let me go over there and say, Jamie Farr, is that you?
00:04:52.000 Is this Klinger from MASH?
00:04:57.000 She wouldn't let me, though.