Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E252 - A LITTLE TASTE OF EVERYTHING

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.

00:00:21.000 I knew it was on.

00:00:24.000 Yeah, you be looking so damn good.

00:00:28.000 So I wrote you this song.

00:00:32.000 Some people, they just don't understand.

00:00:35.000 They look and they stare.

00:00:39.000 This song is about a Glong.

00:00:41.000 Great jam.

00:01:04.000 Let's play out the whole thing.

00:01:05.000 It is fantastic.

00:01:07.000 A Glock that's also a bong from the 3D printing firearms dudes.

00:01:13.000 Because when you smoke pot, especially modern pot, when I was young, weed was like 8% THC.

00:01:17.000 Now it's like 28 to 40.

00:01:18.000 You get paranoid.

00:01:23.000 You need to be armed when you get high these days.

00:01:26.000 Will you kill innocent people by accident?

00:01:28.000 Yes.

00:01:29.000 But you will live.

00:01:31.000 You'll survive.

00:01:32.000 What the hell are you talking about?

00:01:34.000 So this is the free show and we're gonna sort of...

00:01:38.000 I'm out of here, bye!

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00:05:36.000 It was.

00:05:37.000 But look, even if you have rings, which I do, and I was wondering, can you still mix it?

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00:05:43.000 That's a really good joke, Ryan.

00:05:45.000 Thanks.

00:05:45.000 Speaking of great jokes, I was thinking like, what would be my ideal life if I could have anything in the world?

00:05:51.000 If I was king of the world, and I realized it would be Tucker's spot on Fox News,

00:05:57.000 But my co-host is Linda.

00:06:00.000 I worked my ass off to get her here last night.

00:06:04.000 I don't think she likes doing this show.

00:06:06.000 I think she thinks we're making fun of her.

00:06:08.000 I get that argument, but I'm not really making fun of her.

00:06:11.000 I just like her around.

00:06:13.000 And I would love to sit and talk about taxes and inflation and then have her go, do you like restaurants?

00:06:19.000 There's lots of restaurants.

00:06:21.000 So I knew she wouldn't ever come back to the studio.

00:06:23.000 It's my favorite episode when we had her here.

00:06:25.000 And this is her talking about my hair.

00:06:29.000 She likes my hairdo and she's going through a pile of like this thick of business cards to try to find a barber's number.

00:06:41.000 Would you have this hairdo if you were a guy?

00:06:44.000 I like it.

00:06:45.000 It looks good.

00:06:47.000 It's style right now.

00:06:50.000 It's kinda greaser-y, like 50s.

00:06:52.000 Your hair?

00:06:53.000 Yeah.

00:06:55.000 Actually, this one isn't as good.

00:06:56.000 Go to the other one.

00:06:57.000 The other one, her story is after she's told me about a band called the Rolling Stones.

00:07:01.000 I don't know if you're familiar with them.

00:07:02.000 I've heard of them.

00:07:03.000 A British rock band, I think.

00:07:05.000 They have lots of songs and then she started acting out, I think, Start Me Up.

00:07:09.000 But this is a story where she came across a gentleman who had had five beers and that cost him, I believe, $20.

00:07:17.000 I said a guy is on his fifth beer.

00:07:20.000 Early in the work week, one night.

00:07:23.000 What time of day?

00:07:24.000 Like about six o'clock, seven o'clock at night.

00:07:26.000 I love her eyebrows.

00:07:27.000 He's on his fifth beer.

00:07:28.000 Five beers?

00:07:29.000 Yes, he spent $20 on beer that night.

00:07:33.000 And then I told him to go somewhere else and he said, all right, I'll act on your advice.

00:07:39.000 I'm recording this because I bet if I tell people they won't believe me and now I have proof.

00:07:56.000 Yes, he was standing outside of the storefronts on his fifth beer, spending $20, and he's really thin, you know?

00:08:02.000 He's like, liquid diet.

00:08:04.000 Right, right.

00:08:05.000 I'm on a liquid diet, I'm only drinking beer tonight, you know?

00:08:08.000 Yeah.

00:08:08.000 And what are you drinking over there?

00:08:09.000 What's going on in that brain of hers?

00:08:11.000 He must have really got, like, uh, drawn fat, and I... I can imagine.

00:08:15.000 Don't you like to have a drinking partner, you know?

00:08:17.000 Some guy you can, like, relate to?

00:08:19.000 Alright, I got one.

00:08:23.000 I have the door up to the back because the A.C.

00:08:24.000 broke and it's brutal in here.

00:08:26.000 You know, frankly, I think she's a wonderful woman.

00:08:28.000 Oh my God, Mr. Trump.

00:08:28.000 Hello.

00:08:29.000 She's a fantastic woman.

00:08:31.000 I'm not attracted to her.

00:08:33.000 But people said maybe maybe you and her went to the bathroom and you locked the door and you assaulted her.

00:08:38.000 And that's not true.

00:08:40.000 She's not even your type, is she?

00:08:42.000 She's not even.

00:08:43.000 And no offense, but you're not my type either.

00:08:45.000 I hope you're not offended by that.

00:08:47.000 Well, I'm a fat lesbian, so I don't care.

00:08:49.000 Understandable.

00:08:51.000 Speaking of Tucker.

00:08:52.000 I figured it all out.

00:08:54.000 I did the math.

00:08:55.000 Now, I know him, but he keeps his cards very close to his chest because he's aware that I'm a fucking blabbermouth, and I can't be trusted.

00:09:02.000 I agree with that.

00:09:03.000 It's a Scottish thing.

00:09:05.000 You know, if you're walking around Glasgow and they go, how you doing, you don't eat?

00:09:08.000 And he'll go, oh, I nosy as ever.

00:09:11.000 That means I'm healthy.

00:09:12.000 I'm nosy as ever.

00:09:14.000 So, I told him, dude, streaming service, you would be so rich.

00:09:18.000 7% of the people who watch you for free will pay to see you.

00:09:21.000 He gets 4 million viewers, right?

00:09:24.000 7% of that is 280,000.

00:09:24.000 They're paying $10 a month.

00:09:25.000 That's...

00:09:30.000 28 million a year, is it?

00:09:32.000 Or is it 280 million a year?

00:09:33.000 No, it's 28 million a year.

00:09:35.000 You do ad reads.

00:09:36.000 That's another 25 whatever.

00:09:38.000 About 50 million dollars a year gross.

00:09:40.000 He already has two studios.

00:09:42.000 But he chooses Twitter.

00:09:44.000 700 billion and a trillion three hundred million billion dollars.

00:09:49.000 Uh-oh.

00:09:51.000 Cleanup crew.

00:09:54.000 Do you hear that?

00:09:54.000 I do.

00:09:55.000 Yeah.

00:09:55.000 Yes.

00:09:56.000 Should I torture you people with vacuums just so I'm not hot?

00:09:59.000 No.

00:10:05.000 By blessed cold air.

00:10:07.000 So what is he doing?

00:10:08.000 He's doing Twitter.

00:10:09.000 So you're saying no to 50 million, when you'd be talking to 20, 280,000 people, and you're saying yes to, I bet Elon offered him two, three, and you can talk to hundreds of millions.

00:10:20.000 Why would you do that?

00:10:21.000 Why would you forgo the cash?

00:10:22.000 Even if you're rich, which he is, you want your grandchildren to have money.

00:10:26.000 You would be remiss not to make $50 million a year if the free market says that.

00:10:31.000 Because the money's just sitting there.

00:10:33.000 Pick it up, put it in the bank, give it to your great-grandchildren, for fuck's sake.

00:10:36.000 And then it hit me.

00:10:39.000 He's gonna run for office.

00:10:41.000 So in that case, you don't care about money, but you do want to talk to lots of people.

00:10:45.000 So he's gonna run for governor.

00:10:48.000 Now, he says he didn't sign a deal with him.

00:10:50.000 You don't need a deal.

00:10:52.000 If Tucker doesn't like the show, he'll stop doing it.

00:10:54.000 And Elon Musk, if he wrote a contract, he'd probably say, don't deny the Holocaust.

00:10:58.000 Don't say the N-word in earnest.

00:11:01.000 Tucker doesn't do that.

00:11:02.000 So you don't need a contract with him.

00:11:03.000 We actually have footage of their negotiation here, 1-7.

00:11:09.000 It was exactly what you'd expect it to be.

00:11:14.000 Hmm.

00:11:21.000 Yeah.

00:11:25.000 You just looped that all day.

00:11:34.000 So he's going to run for governor of Florida after DeSantis, and then El Presidente.

00:11:40.000 They're having a great time.

00:11:42.000 He's super religious, and it's a great deal for Elon because Elon has bandwidth that is unimaginable.

00:11:49.000 So imagine like a seven-lane highway with three cars on it.

00:11:53.000 You might as well get a fucking 18-wheeler on there.

00:11:57.000 What do you think of my theory, Ryan?

00:11:58.000 It's a good theory.

00:12:00.000 Frankly, it's a good theory.

00:12:01.000 You'd make a great president, too.

00:12:03.000 We've looked at it.

00:12:03.000 You know what would be great about his campaign?

00:12:05.000 The guy is, he married his high school or his college sweetheart.

00:12:09.000 The guy is squeaky clean.

00:12:14.000 Also in the news, I've been meaning to get to this for a while, the reason Proud Boys say Uhuru is because a nut bar gay black dude named Gazzy Codso made a video where he got a bunch of white people talking about how they need to pay reparations.

00:12:28.000 And he starts it by going, Uhuru!

00:12:31.000 And we thought it was hilarious.

00:12:32.000 These white people going, yo, with black voices too going, yo, white people, we coming for you.

00:12:38.000 Okay, why don't you just take it out of your own pocket, dude?

00:12:40.000 You're white.

00:12:41.000 Anyway, Ghazi went on to start the Black Hammer Party.

00:12:44.000 He said he's uniting with Proud Boys.

00:12:46.000 He said he raised money to buy land in Arizona to start a compound.

00:12:52.000 He lived there and didn't buy the land.

00:12:56.000 And then he gets arrested for, I don't know, anal rape or something?

00:13:01.000 So you go, okay, things can't get crazier.

00:13:04.000 Now we find out he was working for the KGB.

00:13:07.000 I am not joking.

00:13:10.000 Augustus C. Romaine Jr., that's his name, is charged with conspiracy to defraud the United States and is accused of accepting money and other assistance from Alexander Vykovich, a Russian national with connections to the FSB, Russia's intelligence service, that's the new KGB, according to an indictment unsealed Tuesday in U.S.

00:13:30.000 District Court in Tampa.

00:13:32.000 Romaine, the flamboyant leader of the Black Hammer Party, goes by the name Gazzy Codso, uses gender-neutral pronouns, was already in jail in Fayette County on charges of kidnapping, aggravated sodomy, oof, that's my least favorite type of sodomy.

00:13:46.000 That's my least favorite type of aggravation.

00:13:49.000 Racketeering and human trafficking related to a police raid on the group's Fayetteville headquarters last July.

00:13:55.000 Federal authorities allege that Lonov orchestrated the protests, so he sent Gazi 6,500 to have a pro-Russia protest.

00:14:03.000 Like anyone's listening to this fucking clown.

00:14:06.000 What does the video do?

00:14:08.000 I actually think that's just it's a screen grab.

00:14:10.000 Oh, yeah, that makes sense.

00:14:13.000 And this, this is kind of crazy, but isn't it kind of unusual that when I had, when I did his show, remember that time?

00:14:19.000 Yes.

00:14:19.000 And I projectile vomited.

00:14:21.000 I do remember that as well.

00:14:22.000 I wasn't sick.

00:14:23.000 Is that biblical?

00:14:25.000 Is that like I was introduced to a demon and it made me projectile vomit?

00:14:30.000 It is weird that he was cozying up to you, too, after so many years of hostility.

00:14:35.000 I think God was sending me a warning.

00:14:38.000 I think my- I have a guardian angel.

00:14:40.000 Isn't it strange that last year when I bet $100 on every Mets game, I ended up, uh, $800 high?

00:14:45.000 And this year, now that I'm not doing it, the Mets are completely tanking?

00:14:49.000 Interesting.

00:14:51.000 I'm looking for the clip of you puking there.

00:14:53.000 It's like these- these- I have these powers.

00:14:57.000 I gotta use them for good.

00:15:00.000 Uh, massive caravan coming to the USA, hundreds of thousands of people.

00:15:03.000 I just did Alex Jones' show and we talked about it.

00:15:06.000 So, uh, I don't need to get into it, but the big picture is the footage you're seeing of Mexicans is not what's happening.

00:15:12.000 That's some of them.

00:15:14.000 They are Africans, Haitians.

00:15:17.000 They are like Sikhs, guys with turbans on.

00:15:26.000 Come on in.

00:15:28.000 Wouldn't it suck if you moved to Texas to get away from all these nut bars in Manhattan and then all of a sudden you have a human tidal wave in your backyard?

00:15:39.000 I was reminded of the Ari Shafir bit where he picked up a bunch of illegals and he drove them to the ICE headquarters.

00:15:46.000 Do you remember that one?

00:15:48.000 Yes.

00:15:50.000 The Amazing Racist, was it?

00:15:52.000 Yeah, I think that was his show.

00:15:53.000 2-1.

00:15:55.000 I'm not doing that.

00:16:01.000 We're gonna go over a speed bump.

00:16:07.000 Watch him.

00:16:07.000 See, this is back when you could be funny.

00:16:09.000 Sorry about that.

00:16:10.000 This would never air today.

00:16:11.000 Oh, there's another one.

00:16:14.000 I'm sorry.

00:16:14.000 Sorry.

00:16:16.000 The great thing about Beaners is they are always willing to work.

00:16:19.000 Always.

00:16:20.000 That's what they're good at.

00:16:21.000 They're good at working and having babies.

00:16:24.000 They think they're coming over to my house to fix my deck.

00:16:27.000 What they don't know is that we're not going to my house.

00:16:29.000 We're going somewhere else.

00:16:31.000 I'm not going to ruin the surprise, but we'll be there in a minute.

00:16:33.000 What the hell are he's doing now financially?

00:16:36.000 I mean, he's been in the game for decades, right?

00:16:38.000 Yeah, he's traveling a lot.

00:16:40.000 Louis C.K.

00:16:40.000 is selling out Madison Square Gardens and he was cancelled.

00:16:43.000 He seems like he's in a good place health-wise and mentally.

00:16:48.000 Well, he's mean.

00:16:50.000 That's the thing about Ari.

00:16:51.000 And they say the bad weeds die last.

00:16:54.000 So he's got that edge to him.

00:16:56.000 Sorry.

00:16:57.000 You guys OK?

00:16:58.000 OK, yeah.

00:16:59.000 I don't know what the fuck you just said.

00:17:04.000 Macarilla!

00:17:05.000 Something like that.

00:17:06.000 I don't know.

00:17:07.000 We're almost there.

00:17:09.000 Get ready for this.

00:17:13.000 See, that's a funny prank.

00:17:15.000 Alright.

00:17:25.000 I wanted to do a little thing on rebellion.

00:17:27.000 I maybe should have made a card for this, but it's too hot today.

00:17:31.000 We were watching Jeopardy!

00:17:32.000 the other night and this chick, she's sort of trans, whatever the hell she is, has a tattoo of, it looks like a gay dude blowing a dude.

00:17:42.000 This is on Jeopardy!

00:17:43.000 and all of America can see it.

00:17:45.000 Now, as an old dad, I was offended, but then I remembered, like, the Sex Pistols did the exact same thing, and I thought it was cool back then.

00:17:54.000 Have I changed?

00:17:55.000 Or has Rebellion changed?

00:17:57.000 Let's take a little trip down Rebellion Alley.

00:17:59.000 So that's the tattoo.

00:18:00.000 I don't know if the cowboy's literally blowing the guy, but that's definitely what they're going for.

00:18:05.000 It looks like maybe they got caught getting blown.

00:18:09.000 Hey, what are you guys doing?

00:18:11.000 His head's too far away from the man's crotch.

00:18:12.000 Oh, shit.

00:18:13.000 Yeah, I was just examining his zipper.

00:18:19.000 But this is who did the tattoo 2-4 You can't you can't be offended by that and and then think the Sex Pistols were cool, or can you?

00:18:30.000 So all his tattoos are weird He's trans.

00:18:33.000 It's trans tattoos transient tattoos Lots of like chicks with dicks kind of stuff.

00:18:40.000 I kind of like them actually

00:18:44.000 I like the red, the hit of red is cool.

00:18:46.000 It's a cool concept.

00:18:47.000 I like when a tattooist has one thing he does and that's it.

00:18:52.000 What the hell's going on with her nipples, dude?

00:18:55.000 What?

00:18:56.000 Yeah, her nipples are like, they look like they're black shapes.

00:18:58.000 Maybe that was covered up for the photo.

00:18:59.000 Don't let those be tattoos.

00:19:01.000 Oh no, no, no.

00:19:02.000 Those are pasties.

00:19:02.000 I thought you were making a joke and I was like, yeah, it's weird that they're black and shaped like flowers.

00:19:08.000 I don't like the Jeopardy tattoo being shown to kids, but then when this was, when Sid Vicious wore this shirt, I thought it was cool.

00:19:18.000 You have to go down a little bit for it.

00:19:21.000 Yikes.

00:19:22.000 I should have said NSFW.

00:19:24.000 Go down farther.

00:19:24.000 Maybe there's, yeah, that's Sid wearing it.

00:19:27.000 By the way, while I was researching this, I thought, why don't you have a boner?

00:19:31.000 Oh, those two dudes, yeah.

00:19:32.000 Yeah, what are you, not gay?

00:19:33.000 That's how you're gay.

00:19:34.000 Get a boner.

00:19:35.000 If I was naked and there was a hot blonde with no pants on adjusting my tie, I'd have a boner.

00:19:42.000 Maybe that's the whole point.

00:19:43.000 It's like, you can touch dicks and not be gay.

00:19:46.000 A woman doesn't see your flaccid penis until she's been with you, like, seven times.

00:19:52.000 The first seven times you're naked around a girl, you instantly have a bone.

00:19:56.000 Right?

00:19:57.000 I guess maybe they're a long-term couple of gays.

00:19:57.000 I'd agree.

00:20:01.000 Yeah, they're so gay that this is just a part of their relationship where they're fixing each other's ties.

00:20:05.000 Yeah, they'd already fucked like 30 times that day.

00:20:07.000 I mean, that's not completely limp.

00:20:10.000 Oh, I keep forgetting how small your dick is, so that probably looks like a boner to you.

00:20:13.000 That's the actual size of mine.

00:20:14.000 I don't understand what's different about that.

00:20:17.000 And then I was also thinking about, isn't it funny how seditious, sedition is the worst thing in the world.

00:20:23.000 You know, these guys are facing life.

00:20:26.000 If you're 35 and you're getting 57 years, that's life.

00:20:29.000 We'll talk to John Kitson about that in a second.

00:20:32.000 But that clothing line that the Sex Pistols wore was called sedition.

00:20:36.000 So sedition was cool in the late 70s.

00:20:39.000 That was rebellious.

00:20:40.000 Now liberals hear the word sedition and it's like they're talking about pedophilia, which they're also cool with, by the way.

00:20:47.000 Pedophilia is fine.

00:20:48.000 But real sedition is evil.

00:20:51.000 In the late 70s, sedition was cool.

00:20:54.000 I think they're both pretty cool, to be honest.

00:20:57.000 And what's 2-7?

00:20:58.000 Yeah.

00:20:59.000 So that was sedition back in the 70s.

00:21:01.000 Today, sedition is 2-7.

00:21:02.000 It's not cool.

00:21:06.000 So are you mad at the tattoo on Jeopardy but you think that was funny?

00:21:21.000 You know what's funny too about this?

00:21:25.000 That group up there were called the Bromley contingent.

00:21:28.000 They came from the suburb of Bromley, which is like Westchester.

00:21:31.000 It's about half an hour outside of London.

00:21:34.000 Suzy Sue, Sid Vicious, Billy Idol, they were all Bromley.

00:21:39.000 So that was rebellion back then from Bromley.

00:21:41.000 You know what Bromley rebellion is now?

00:21:43.000 Richard Reed, the shoe bomber, he was from Bromley.

00:21:48.000 That's how rebellion has evolved over the years.

00:21:54.000 So here's the answer to this conundrum.

00:21:57.000 Rebellion back then was a fuck you to the establishment, to fuddy duddies and old timers.

00:22:04.000 Rebellion today involves introducing kids to sex and having dudes fillet each other on your arm on a family show.

00:22:14.000 That's not healthy rebellion.

00:22:16.000 Also, healthy Bromley rebellion back in the late 70s was having funny eye makeup.

00:22:22.000 Bromley rebellion today is murdering an entire plane full of people because they are infidels and That is my hot take on Hey, you know what?

00:22:35.000 I found the woman who caught him.

00:22:37.000 I didn't realize this but I was researching it this this Bromley rebel

00:22:44.000 It was some chick who jumped him because he wouldn't answer her and he was messing with his shoes.

00:22:49.000 Did I timestamp it?

00:22:51.000 No, go to 3-1, penis face.

00:22:54.000 I was born a rebel.

00:22:55.000 I guess it's not really today rebellion, right?

00:22:57.000 Either stand up or sit down.

00:22:59.000 What is this?

00:23:16.000 Yeah.

00:23:17.000 He's got half his ass on the seat.

00:23:19.000 He's satanding up down.

00:23:21.000 Go to her.

00:23:22.000 She said Richard Reed the shoe bomber was too much indecence.

00:23:25.000 I don't like the shoe bombs.

00:23:36.000 I don't like blowing up in a plane.

00:23:39.000 I don't like hurtling through the sky alone at 500 miles an hour, only to faint right before I hit a mountain.

00:23:46.000 It's too much explosions.

00:23:49.000 It's too much flying with no plane for me.

00:23:53.000 I only like flying inside of a thing.

00:23:55.000 Instinct tells her to go back.

00:23:57.000 And I said, excuse me, sir, what are you doing?

00:23:59.000 What are you doing?

00:24:00.000 He ignored me.

00:24:00.000 I asked him almost three, four times, and he ignored me.

00:24:04.000 What I did is I just grabbed him and pulled him, and that's when I saw the shoe in between his legs, the match in his hand lit.

00:24:15.000 Anyway, I like Rebellion better in the 70s.

00:24:18.000 Don't you?

00:24:20.000 No terrorists, no sexy kids.

00:24:22.000 Just fucking cute outfits.

00:24:24.000 Okay, well I promised you a lot of variety.

00:24:26.000 I want to get to this Proud Boy.

00:24:27.000 I want to talk to Jon Kinsman about the January 6th hullabaloo.

00:24:32.000 But before we do, I want to talk about Sonoran Defense.

00:24:38.000 Am I pronouncing that right?

00:24:40.000 Uh, yes.

00:24:43.000 Sonoran.

00:24:43.000 Yep.

00:24:44.000 Did you take pictures of any of the products like I asked you to?

00:24:46.000 Uh, I took pictures of the coasters.

00:24:51.000 Okay, but he asked you to take pictures of the Zippos.

00:24:54.000 I didn't see that.

00:24:57.000 What I can do is provide you a zoom.

00:25:02.000 And then let's get the Zippos out.

00:25:03.000 Remember last week you said, I showed the Zippos and then you said, there's also Zippos.

00:25:08.000 Yes.

00:25:08.000 I was doing other things and I just spaced out.

00:25:11.000 This is a censored dot TV Zippo.

00:25:16.000 I want to take these home, but I have to show them to you on Fridays.

00:25:19.000 I guess I could lug them back and forth.

00:25:21.000 Sonoran Defense.

00:25:23.000 Let's just look up the pronunciation, because I think a lot of people are telling me I'm pronouncing it wrong, and they're wrong.

00:25:31.000 There's a lot of self-doubt.

00:25:32.000 Ooh, that's fancy.

00:25:34.000 So this is the Zippo.

00:25:37.000 Look at that on the back.

00:25:38.000 And then this is the flask.

00:25:40.000 And then this is the latest addition.

00:25:43.000 Thrilled with this.

00:25:44.000 Sonoran.

00:25:45.000 Look at this.

00:25:46.000 Sonoran.

00:25:47.000 Sonoran.

00:25:48.000 Go back to resume.

00:25:50.000 This is my GAVSTAV logo on a mirror coaster.

00:25:55.000 With the yellow accent.

00:25:57.000 On a mirror coaster?

00:25:58.000 That's not just a mirror coaster, it's a very fancy coaster.

00:26:01.000 And here is the, what is that, bluestone?

00:26:04.000 The slate?

00:26:06.000 So, I hope you're enjoying looking at these because I'm not bringing them back to the studio.

00:26:12.000 Sorry, Sonoran.

00:26:13.000 They're really nice.

00:26:15.000 I like putting a drink on it, too.

00:26:16.000 Feels cool.

00:26:17.000 Yeah, it does.

00:26:18.000 I like it.

00:26:18.000 It's heavy.

00:26:19.000 This is really cool.

00:26:20.000 The glass ones are not for sale, or are they?

00:26:22.000 I hate these fucking cardboard things they have at the bar where you pick it up and it goes with you and then it falls down and you gotta go get it.

00:26:29.000 It sucks.

00:26:29.000 This is not sticking to your beer.

00:26:31.000 No.

00:26:31.000 This isn't sticking to your Bud Light, Dylan Mulvaney.

00:26:34.000 And especially, ooh, I'd never tried it with a glass bottle, but it would go... Poor Dylan, he's like, I don't even like Bud Light!

00:26:43.000 Sonoran Defense is a great baby monster owned company out of Arizona.

00:26:45.000 We're showing you some fine examples of what this company can make customized just for you.

00:26:49.000 Zippo lighters, Slater glass coasters, flasks, ammo boxes, dog tags, anything metal or polymer can be personalized with your own custom laser etching.

00:26:59.000 It works on a huge variety of materials.

00:27:00.000 If you can think of it, Sonoran Designs can probably custom laser etch it.

00:27:07.000 It's great if you have a man cave when you get something customized like this for a family or friend's birthday, you can bet your ass it will be the coolest and most thoughtful gift they receive.

00:27:14.000 And that goes for holidays, weddings, graduations.

00:27:17.000 These make great gifts for any occasion.

00:27:19.000 They made the Gavtavs coasters I just showed you, and the turnaround was incredibly fast.

00:27:23.000 It was maybe a week at the most and they arrived.

00:27:26.000 Yes, this is true.

00:27:27.000 You should have the website.

00:27:30.000 At the bottom, bro.

00:27:31.000 Of course I should, yes.

00:27:32.000 Go to their website, SonoranDefense.com.

00:27:36.000 We do the show out of New York City, so they couldn't send us a whole other line of products they specialize in.

00:27:40.000 That would be laser stippling for glocks.

00:27:43.000 I assume, uh, also glongs.

00:27:48.000 Yeah, they probably have a glong.

00:27:49.000 Your glock bong.

00:27:50.000 And you're not gonna drop that glong.

00:27:53.000 That would be laser stripping for Glocks, Glongs, and custom magazines for various firearms.

00:27:57.000 They also do sell guns and knives.

00:27:59.000 They're a one-stop shop for a variety of defense needs.

00:28:04.000 Laser Stippling creates a sandpaper-like grip on your Glock, which makes it much more comfortable, easier to use, and potentially more accurate.

00:28:13.000 Their custom laser engraved magazines are also pretty damn cool.

00:28:15.000 You can check them out on Instagram, at Sonoran Defense, or check out their website.

00:28:21.000 Get Ryan to show their magazine link under the products.

00:28:26.000 They have a...

00:28:28.000 They have a great magazine that has a picture of Alec Baldwin and it says possibly blanks.

00:28:32.000 Funny stuff.

00:28:33.000 See if you can dig that up there, Ryguy.

00:28:35.000 Bam.

00:28:38.000 That's great.

00:28:39.000 It hath been gotten.

00:28:40.000 Holy shit.

00:28:42.000 That's a good t-shirt.

00:28:43.000 Possibly blanks.

00:28:45.000 No, then it's a sexual thing.

00:28:49.000 And they now have several new Get Off My Lawn-themed magazines.

00:28:52.000 They have The Joker Face, The Bird Witches, The Bald Eagle.

00:28:54.000 They have a design of me and Ryan, they call it No Papa.

00:28:57.000 Pretty cool collector's items, even if you aren't necessarily a gun person.

00:29:01.000 They get great reviews on all of their products, and they have really great prices for all of their goods and services.

00:29:06.000 Go to SonoranDefense.com and enter promo code JOKERFACE, two words, oh no, one word, two words here, I'm sure both work, for 10% off everything except guns.

00:29:18.000 All righty, let's get serious.

00:29:23.000 We've been a little silly for the beginning of the show and let's talk to old Johnny Bones.

00:29:30.000 Do the Proud Boys intro first though, Ryan.

00:29:32.000 Okay, that I can totes do.

00:29:35.000 I talked to Alex Jones all morning and then I talked to the BBC for like two hours and we fought.

00:29:44.000 She implied that Trump got people to ride on January 6th.

00:29:48.000 I said, we need a divorce.

00:29:50.000 I don't mean you and me.

00:29:51.000 I mean left and right.

00:29:52.000 She laughed at the notion that women don't make less than men.

00:29:57.000 That one boggles the mind.

00:30:00.000 And she said that, um, are Proud Boys over now because of the arrests?

00:30:05.000 I get that one a lot.

00:30:07.000 Uh, no.

00:30:09.000 Stand back.

00:30:10.000 Stand by.

00:30:10.000 Proud Boys.

00:30:11.000 Proud Boys.

00:30:12.000 Proud Boys.

00:30:15.000 Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.

00:30:18.000 Antifa's an idea, not an organization.

00:30:20.000 Oh, you got it.

00:30:21.000 John, are you there, sir?

00:30:31.000 Yes, I'm right here, Gavin.

00:30:32.000 How are you?

00:30:33.000 Good, good.

00:30:34.000 For those of you not familiar with Mr. Kinsman, this is the guy who did four years for fighting Antifa.

00:30:41.000 I think a big impetus for this brutal sentence was that he's a white nationalist, and so his black kids didn't have a dad for four years.

00:30:50.000 It's really preposterous, Gavin, because, you know, all these people that were calling me a white supremacist and racist

00:30:56.000 None of them have ever spoken to me a day in my life.

00:30:59.000 Never once.

00:31:00.000 Yeah, I was just saying that in an interview.

00:31:04.000 I hate the whole, oh, he can't be racist, he has black kids.

00:31:06.000 Like, we don't need to get to the kids.

00:31:08.000 The kids are none of your business.

00:31:10.000 Show me how he's racist.

00:31:12.000 I hate how to hold up people to prove.

00:31:15.000 I mean, I'm doing it right now with this dude.

00:31:17.000 It's an annoying thing about American culture where you just can't, you know, explain things.

00:31:22.000 Yeah, I mean, look, the race really should not matter.

00:31:25.000 Even if I had a wife, kids, wife, white wife and white kids, it shouldn't matter.

00:31:30.000 And really, the fact of the matter is, is if I was so racist, then the fact that I have so many black neighbors and black friends and

00:31:38.000 Black co-workers.

00:31:40.000 There's such a myriad of people of color in my life.

00:31:44.000 My life would be miserable!

00:31:46.000 Yeah, let's stop talking about it.

00:31:47.000 I'm sick of talking about it for the rest of my life.

00:31:50.000 So these sentences, you know, everyone says that they're looking for the January 6th guys.

00:31:54.000 Ethan, Joe Biggs, Dominic, Zach.

00:31:57.000 Everyone says they're facing like 20, but I think the charges are concurrent.

00:32:01.000 I think they're facing more like 50.

00:32:04.000 Well, here's the thing about it.

00:32:06.000 In my experience with prison, I'll tell you that conspiracy is the devil written in law form.

00:32:13.000 They give you so much time with barely any kind of evidence.

00:32:18.000 It's really like a horrible, horrible charge.

00:32:21.000 Well, everyone says seditious conspiracy is a really high bar, so they must be guilty.

00:32:26.000 And it's like, no, that just shows you how bad the justice system is.

00:32:30.000 Well, it's not really a high bar.

00:32:32.000 Like, take a look at what they got on Enrique.

00:32:34.000 What do you do?

00:32:35.000 Send like a couple text messages and meet with a shady person in a parking lot and they don't even know what they said.

00:32:41.000 And that's what I read about in AP News.

00:32:44.000 Yeah.

00:32:44.000 God knows what really happened.

00:32:48.000 There was zero evidence.

00:32:50.000 Did you hear this thing about the jury thought the redacted quotes were proof that the Proud Boys were hiding plans and it was actually the government that was redacting them?

00:32:59.000 You know, this is just another example of the ridiculousness of the whole situation, Gavin.

00:33:06.000 It's really like a biased jury.

00:33:08.000 It really is a biased jury.

00:33:10.000 You know, and these prosecutors, there was a couple things I thought that they should really change with the legal process and I thought would improve things drastically.

00:33:21.000 One of the items was that I think that all lawyers prosecuting attorneys and defending attorneys should have to be under oath themselves.

00:33:30.000 Ooh, that's a good one.

00:33:31.000 You know, we're at risk of perjury.

00:33:33.000 I think prosecuting attorneys should be at risk of perjury, too, because it's one thing to sit there, like at my trial, say, John Kinsman's a jerk, he's an asshole, this and that, blah, blah, blah.

00:33:43.000 You're just insulting me.

00:33:44.000 That's something.

00:33:45.000 But don't turn around and start lying about what the law says.

00:33:48.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:50.000 And if they have a problem with that, then they must be doing something wrong.

00:33:53.000 Why would you have a problem of speaking under oath?

00:33:58.000 Exactly.

00:33:58.000 That's why I really do think if I was going to change, I would change a few things with the legal justice system.

00:34:04.000 But one of the things that I think will make some drastic changes is if the lawyers themselves are under oath.

00:34:10.000 And people will say that they're at risk of having their license revoked.

00:34:17.000 But you can't have the judge

00:34:19.000 I think the justice system in America is done.

00:34:23.000 I think it's over.

00:34:24.000 The juries just read what the media tells them.

00:34:27.000 The media is lying all the time.

00:34:27.000 You get Trump having to pay $5 million to a woman who the courts say wasn't raped.

00:34:48.000 And you know what, Gavin?

00:34:48.000 Something similar happened when I was in Illinois.

00:34:51.000 I think it was in about 2008 or something.

00:35:07.000 I was walking away from a bar.

00:35:09.000 We were walking by a Taco Bell, and I saw a fight outside the Taco Bell.

00:35:15.000 And I just got done drinking.

00:35:16.000 I saw it was like four dudes beating up on one guy.

00:35:20.000 I ran in, started punching people, all right, to defend the guy who was getting just stomped.

00:35:26.000 And then I saw someone was calling the police were coming.

00:35:29.000 I ran away.

00:35:30.000 The police told me to stop.

00:35:32.000 I stopped.

00:35:33.000 They came and interrogated me, asked me what happened.

00:35:36.000 I told them the truth.

00:35:37.000 I saw one guy getting jumped by like four dudes.

00:35:40.000 And so I involved myself in the fight.

00:35:44.000 They brought me back to the scene, asked each of the guys, do you know this person?

00:35:49.000 Each one of them said no.

00:35:50.000 The guy who was getting beat up ran over and he gave me a big hug.

00:35:55.000 Oh, you saved my life.

00:35:58.000 His face looked like bloody scrambled eggs and he put like blood smears all over the shoulder of my nice new shirt.

00:36:06.000 The police said after that, all right, goodbye.

00:36:10.000 Have a nice day.

00:36:11.000 And what year was that?

00:36:13.000 Oh, I think that had to have been around 2008, I'm saying approximately.

00:36:20.000 That's exactly what you went to prison for.

00:36:24.000 Exactly.

00:36:25.000 I mean, a couple of the details were different, but in fact... And that fight, if you watch the fight, Antifa were winning at the beginning.

00:36:35.000 Yeah, I mean, and not only that, but these weren't strangers.

00:36:38.000 These were people I knew.

00:36:40.000 I know Max, I know Jeff.

00:36:42.000 Right, yeah, good point.

00:36:44.000 They crossed the police barriers to come after us.

00:36:47.000 Right, right.

00:36:48.000 So, you know, just to say that my actions were not justified to me is really preposterous, and it pretty much solidifies the deal.

00:36:57.000 That New York has no self-defense laws.

00:36:59.000 New York, Chicago, D.C.

00:37:04.000 I mean, these guys can appeal, but they're appealing to be back in D.C.

00:37:08.000 The only way an appeal makes sense is if they can go to West Virginia or somewhere else.

00:37:12.000 D.C.'

00:37:13.000 's toast.

00:37:15.000 If I went to court for jaywalking in D.C., I would get five years.

00:37:19.000 Well, another thing is to, you know, what these guys did, and they made a smart move in terms of going to trial by jury.

00:37:26.000 When you're getting on trial, you have the option of doing trial by jury or a panel of judges.

00:37:32.000 Now, what they can do is when they go into the appellate court, they're going to be in front of a panel of judges.

00:37:39.000 Okay, that's slightly better.

00:37:41.000 But the judges are going to be woke too.

00:37:44.000 Did you see the judges on your appeal?

00:37:47.000 I meant to ask you this.

00:37:48.000 We should do a longer interview next week, but did you see the three judges on your appeal?

00:37:51.000 The four judges?

00:37:53.000 There's a whole story of it.

00:37:54.000 I didn't get to see them, but I did hear them.

00:37:55.000 But the thing about it is that those judges were New York appellate judges.

00:38:00.000 They were assigned, they were given their jobs by the governor of New York.

00:38:05.000 When you go to a federal level, that's different.

00:38:07.000 They're given by the president.

00:38:09.000 And we know that Trump did put in a lot of judges.

00:38:11.000 Okay.

00:38:14.000 So that's why now, with my appeal at the federal level, I don't know much about the judge, but there's a good chance that it may be a Trump appointee.

00:38:22.000 Now, not to say that he's just gonna blindly say, John Kinsman, proud boy, one of us, Stamp, he's good.

00:38:28.000 No, but I think I should be able to get a fair trial.

00:38:31.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:38:31.000 I think he should look at it without the influence of the governor.

00:38:34.000 All right, we're out of time.

00:38:36.000 Let's circle back next week and do a deep dive.

00:38:40.000 Sure, Gavin.

00:38:41.000 Just keep in touch with me, let me know.

00:38:43.000 Later on, bud.

00:38:55.000 You know what that song reminds me of?

00:38:57.000 The glory days of Trump.

00:38:58.000 The he-will-not-divide-us days.

00:39:01.000 Before they made it illegal to be funny.

00:39:04.000 Like, when Proud Boys started, everyone was on the same page and we were just laughing.

00:39:09.000 And then the left went, wait a minute.

00:39:10.000 They're starting to get young people to go to the right.

00:39:12.000 They're moving the Overton window.

00:39:14.000 Uh, Proud Boys are evil.

00:39:15.000 Throw them in jail.

00:39:17.000 Jail for a joke.

00:39:20.000 Jail for meandering.

00:39:22.000 Five million dollar fine for not raping a chick.

00:39:28.000 Let's do some racism.

00:39:29.000 That's what we do best over here, right?

00:39:32.000 I'm a black female.

00:39:34.000 What other difference, what else could I have done to piss you off?

00:39:38.000 A black woman?

00:39:40.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:39:41.000 That's crazy!

00:39:45.000 Gets me pumped.

00:39:46.000 I like how the child is the damn thing he refers to it.

00:39:59.000 As you know, there is a myth that is pushed around the black community that

00:40:05.000 African-Americans were kings.

00:40:06.000 I think the most common belief, especially with younger people, is that there was this beautiful, rich, black society with Cleopatra, and they were all living in pyramids, and then a bunch of rednecks showed up and went, yee-haw!

00:40:21.000 Rounding them up, and then poom in the cotton fields, and you had some monarch who just yesterday had slaves, or not slaves, yeah, maybe slaves, and now all of a sudden he's picking cotton.

00:40:31.000 He's like, do you know who I am?

00:40:32.000 I'm King Tut.

00:40:35.000 I bet you could find about 50% of young, liberal, black, white people who think that.

00:40:43.000 In other words, about 100 million people think that's true.

00:40:48.000 It's not true.

00:40:49.000 The top of Africa has always been Arab.

00:40:53.000 They did invent slavery, but the Moors were Arab.

00:40:57.000 And I had a big fight with Ari the Rugged Man about it once, and he goes, he does that thing that lefties do when they laugh at your argument.

00:41:04.000 And so they'll say, you'll go, King Tut, he was white.

00:41:07.000 And then he'll send, he sends me a picture of his coffin.

00:41:11.000 I've told you this before, but.

00:41:12.000 And it's got black people on it.

00:41:13.000 And then he has a laughing hysterically emoji.

00:41:16.000 Like, I'm so stupid.

00:41:17.000 It's hilarious.

00:41:18.000 Have you noticed that?

00:41:19.000 Well, you don't argue with lefties much.

00:41:21.000 LOL.

00:41:22.000 My kid did that once.

00:41:23.000 I see a lot.

00:41:24.000 She said, I wasn't even there.

00:41:26.000 LOL.

00:41:27.000 I'm like, don't LOL your father.

00:41:29.000 Okay?

00:41:31.000 My dad almost killed me once for putting all caps in an email.

00:41:35.000 Um, so go to three, two.

00:41:37.000 Oh yeah.

00:41:37.000 Sorry.

00:41:37.000 Let me finish.

00:41:39.000 So, um,

00:41:42.000 There's a cool thing going on right now where they made Cleopatra black and they took this dumb myth and made it a fact in a movie.

00:41:49.000 I think Jada Pinkett Smith is playing her.

00:41:52.000 And it's my favorite thing in the world, the cannibalism among the left.

00:41:55.000 Now the Egyptians are like, what the fuck are you doing?

00:41:57.000 We're not white people.

00:41:58.000 You can't march all over us.

00:42:00.000 You're not changing it.

00:42:01.000 So now other groups are having their culture blackified and they're going, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:42:06.000 We're not pushovers like those American honkies who let you turn every superhero and every mythical figure and everyone into using black actors.

00:42:16.000 We don't like this.

00:42:18.000 And the Egyptian myth is now kinda getting a beating.

00:42:23.000 So here's a 3,000 year old head.

00:42:26.000 That's about how long it's been since I had a head.

00:42:29.000 From the Egyptian money.

00:42:31.000 Can you go up a bit?

00:42:33.000 The monitor's in a weird spot.

00:42:35.000 Just read it to me.

00:42:36.000 Looks like I was kings.

00:42:38.000 Well, that could be a black guy.

00:42:39.000 Well, the hair is a real tough one.

00:42:40.000 I have seen a couple black dudes that look like that.

00:43:03.000 Egyptian.

00:43:04.000 But I haven't seen any with thin orange hair.

00:43:09.000 Modern Egyptians are light as hell.

00:43:11.000 Well, that's the other funny thing.

00:43:13.000 Every time you see one of these mummies you go, that looks like someone who lives in Cairo.

00:43:17.000 There wasn't this mass exodus of people and then a whole new type came in.

00:43:23.000 Here's what I was just talking about 3-3, the Egyptians getting mad at this Cleopatra thing.

00:43:28.000 I'm gonna have to take off my blazer.

00:43:30.000 There's no AC here.

00:43:34.000 It's brutal.

00:43:39.000 What's that now?

00:43:41.000 Egyptian government slaps Jada Pinkett Smith's Cleopatra, falsification of Egyptian history.

00:43:47.000 She was Greek!

00:43:48.000 She looked whiter than Egyptians.

00:43:51.000 Yeah.

00:43:53.000 And the thing that bothers me about this is there is tons of black history.

00:43:57.000 Blacks have been around.

00:43:59.000 So you don't need to force them into someone else's story.

00:44:03.000 Why do they do this?

00:44:04.000 I think it's because they only know a few stories.

00:44:08.000 So they just stick them in.

00:44:09.000 Like Hamilton.

00:44:10.000 Why did you have to make everyone black and Puerto Rican to make American history interesting?

00:44:14.000 Are we so ashamed of our past that you have to change the people to make it palatable?

00:44:27.000 Way more people are seeing this and believing it than are seeing that Egypt is not happy about it.

00:44:32.000 Here's another 3-4.

00:44:33.000 We've got the wrong Kangs.

00:44:35.000 DNA results of Takabuti.

00:44:47.000 Oh, he looks pretty black.

00:44:48.000 Yeah.

00:44:48.000 The famous 2006-year-old Egyptian mummy on display at the Ulster Museum show the DNA is more genetically similar to Europeans rather than something else.

00:44:58.000 DNA results published in Nature Babuwa.

00:45:03.000 Well, that's because we were European, too.

00:45:07.000 Mummy DNA reveals ancient Egyptian ancestry.

00:45:10.000 Go to the first link.

00:45:14.000 First reported case of the rare holotype is in ancient Egypt.

00:45:19.000 I guess that's our mitochondria.

00:45:22.000 All right, getting too scientific for me here.

00:45:24.000 Here's something a little easier to understand.

00:45:26.000 You were dickwashers.

00:45:31.000 Isn't it funny how liberals will see this segment and assume it was racist?

00:45:37.000 I guess it's hate facts.

00:45:39.000 It's gay.

00:45:40.000 Here's a smart black person explaining what I'm trying to explain, and you'll probably find that easier to take because you're one of these Hamilton people that doesn't like hate facts from a white guy.

00:45:49.000 I am watching the latest Invicta video on YouTube about the Numidian War, and I see this.

00:45:58.000 That's supposed to be Jugurtha.

00:46:01.000 Now, Invicta knows this.

00:46:02.000 He does his research.

00:46:03.000 Jogurtha wasn't fucking black.

00:46:05.000 Hannibal wasn't black.

00:46:07.000 There weren't a bunch of black people in North Africa for most of history.

00:46:12.000 This is a coin of Jogurtha.

00:46:14.000 This is a coin of Jogurtha from his time.

00:46:18.000 From the time that Jogurtha lived, this coin was minted in his image.

00:46:21.000 Where are you going?

00:46:22.000 Does that look anything like a black guy?

00:46:26.000 Not at all!

00:46:27.000 Actually kind of looks like, uh...

00:46:30.000 I didn't see that coming.

00:46:35.000 Poor shit.

00:46:36.000 He used to actually just, you know, talk about history.

00:46:40.000 Recently, he started to do, like, why?

00:46:43.000 What is the point?

00:46:44.000 Rhetorical question.

00:46:45.000 I know the point.

00:46:46.000 It's to pander to people.

00:46:47.000 You saw a little bump in your little analytics when the first time you portrayed a non-black person as black.

00:46:54.000 Stop doing that.

00:46:56.000 If you care so much to talk about black historical figures,

00:47:00.000 Actually talk about historical black fucking figures!

00:47:03.000 Jagirtha, Hannibal, Septimius Severus, not black.

00:47:08.000 Cleopatra, not black.

00:47:10.000 Sorry to hurt your feelings, don't give a shit.

00:47:13.000 Malik Anbar, real.

00:47:15.000 Black.

00:47:16.000 Mansa Musa, real.

00:47:17.000 Black.

00:47:18.000 King Pierre, real.

00:47:19.000 Black.

00:47:20.000 Queen, and I'm gonna butcher the name, Anoramus, Anoraminus, who fought off the Romans, real.

00:47:27.000 Black.

00:47:27.000 Existed.

00:47:28.000 An actual queen.

00:47:29.000 All those fucking people that fought off the Neo-Assyrians, the Persians, the first and second fucking Rashid and Caliphate invasion.

00:47:38.000 There are so many real black people you can pull from from history.

00:47:43.000 There's no need to do this.

00:47:45.000 And if you aren't willing to do the work and actually talk about these real historical figures, and you're just gonna fucking pander and lie about shit, stop fucking talking about history.

00:47:57.000 Why?

00:47:58.000 Because real history matters.

00:48:00.000 When you start playing around with history, and who did what, and why this happened and that happens, historically, it leads to justification for a lot of really, really bad shit.

00:48:12.000 Stop being a pandering kid.

00:48:13.000 All right, we get it, we get it.

00:48:14.000 Wow.

00:48:15.000 It's sort of like this play my old producer saw.

00:48:18.000 Oh, sorry, Don.

00:48:18.000 You had something to say?

00:48:19.000 Well, I just thought it was amazing that he tells us all this information, and he also gets his daily steps in, okay?

00:48:28.000 Fantastic.

00:48:29.000 He was watching some play, it was from like antebellum days, and they had made the aristocrats black.

00:48:36.000 They weren't, obviously, they were white.

00:48:38.000 But then there's black slaves and black servants.

00:48:40.000 So now you're watching a play where this black rich guy is totally okay with slaves everywhere.

00:48:48.000 And now you've not just rewritten history, but you've added a new angle to something.

00:48:52.000 Even YouTube is like, yeah, they're not.

00:48:58.000 Remember there was that dude too, like they always choose these losers like George Floyd, Breonna Taylor, and Jordan Neely, and you're like, there are victims of racism out there.

00:49:07.000 We had that guy in the South, gay black dude.

00:49:10.000 These white kids said, let's go get some ends.

00:49:13.000 They ran him over and killed him.

00:49:16.000 OK, have a parade, have a rally, get out on the streets.

00:49:20.000 No, it's in an irrevocably red state.

00:49:24.000 So they could never use his death to get votes.

00:49:26.000 It's like Alabama or something.

00:49:28.000 So it's never, ever going to be blue.

00:49:29.000 So he can just die.

00:49:31.000 I don't care about him.

00:49:32.000 I only care.

00:49:33.000 This isn't me talking.

00:49:34.000 I only care about blacks being killed in places that are purple, where I might be able to sway the votes.

00:49:39.000 And the whole thing with making Cleopatra black and all that, it's a F you to whites, not Egyptians.

00:49:46.000 It's a one-way street.

00:49:49.000 Conan O'Brien's never playing Martin Luther King, but they're totally fine with... I would say dozens of white characters have been made black, right?

00:49:58.000 The Honeymooners, Annie, I mean it goes on and on and on.

00:50:03.000 Absolute shame, but if you see what they're doing, Gavin, with treats, okay?

00:50:08.000 America loves the treats.

00:50:08.000 They're gonna have Cedric the Entertainer play you in a biopic.

00:50:11.000 I think they might.

00:50:12.000 They might do it.

00:50:13.000 If he's entertaining.

00:50:14.000 Listen, I don't care what color he is, as long as he's entertaining.

00:50:16.000 But what they're doing to snacks, Gavin, they've taken the white cream of the Oreo, they turned it fudge.

00:50:22.000 They said, oh, look at all the fudge.

00:50:24.000 Give me a break.

00:50:25.000 They also took M&M's.

00:50:26.000 Did you hear about this?

00:50:28.000 And they're making them N&N's.

00:50:30.000 OK, it's about time.

00:50:36.000 That was racist.

00:50:37.000 Sorry.

00:50:38.000 Let's, let's balance out this racism with some good old-fashioned homophobia.

00:50:45.000 This is why you can't, if you put my, did I tell you this?

00:50:48.000 If you put my name in TikTok, it says I can't give you results.

00:50:53.000 If you put in Stalin and any other mass murder, here's some great TikToks.

00:51:00.000 I got that 3D software, DAL.

00:51:03.000 Paid 16 bucks, which I guess you're not supposed to do.

00:51:06.000 It sucks.

00:51:07.000 And I put in Proud Boys and they wouldn't generate anything.

00:51:11.000 Damn it.

00:51:12.000 Wewd.

00:51:13.000 Did it wewd?

00:51:13.000 You got some gays yet?

00:51:15.000 Yeah.

00:51:16.000 Why are you gay?

00:51:17.000 I felt ugly.

00:51:18.000 I felt gay.

00:51:19.000 And then we fell in love.

00:51:20.000 And then they eat their poop poop.

00:51:22.000 And we have a very good relationship.

00:51:24.000 I don't like to partake.

00:51:26.000 You don't want to see a close-up picture of my anus because you hate gay men!

00:51:30.000 You are gay.

00:51:31.000 HOMOPHOBE ALERT!

00:51:32.000 You are gay.

00:51:33.000 Yeah.

00:51:36.000 Um, I hate a lock.

00:51:39.000 Then just get a key.

00:51:41.000 He's a pervert.

00:51:43.000 He's corrupt.

00:51:45.000 He talks a lot of trash.

00:51:47.000 One of the worst things he ever said was, you're so worried about your precious daughters when us trans people go into the bathroom.

00:51:55.000 Let me tell you, they're not the innocent princesses that you think they are.

00:51:59.000 Oh really?

00:52:00.000 That's insane to say.

00:52:01.000 So basically you're saying she asked for it.

00:52:05.000 You're saying these girls that are uncomfortable with men around them are little sluts.

00:52:12.000 Okay.

00:52:12.000 I strongly disagree, Alok.

00:52:14.000 But I was, so I was sort of hate watching this.

00:52:17.000 And then when I was done, I was like, well, a broken clock is right twice a day.

00:52:20.000 I like what he's saying here.

00:52:22.000 You often ask me, why do you continue to dress as you do, to live as incandescently as you do, knowing that you'd experience violence?

00:52:31.000 To which I respond, why do you continue to lie to yourself, knowing that you'll experience depression?

00:52:37.000 Why do you continue to sacrifice your authenticity, knowing that you're never going to experience happiness?

00:52:42.000 Why are her shoes off?

00:52:43.000 I was just thinking that.

00:52:44.000 Did you see the snap though?

00:52:46.000 You saw the snap?

00:52:47.000 When she agrees, she goes real quick.

00:52:49.000 There's a little one for you.

00:52:51.000 In relationships that aren't serving you, it's because you're afraid.

00:52:55.000 And your fear is holding you back from actually being alive.

00:52:59.000 And you hate me because I template what it means to be alive.

00:53:03.000 You hate me because I show you that you didn't have to clip your own wings.

00:53:07.000 That you didn't have to live an abbreviated version of your joy.

00:53:10.000 First of all, it's only black guys who hate you.

00:53:12.000 We just think you're silly.

00:53:14.000 It's like thugs.

00:53:15.000 And basically,

00:53:17.000 All non-whites, right?

00:53:18.000 Like, Mexicans think he's a maricon.

00:53:21.000 They know it.

00:53:22.000 Hasidic Jews, Orthodox Jews don't even believe he exists.

00:53:27.000 Asians, they don't care either, right?

00:53:29.000 Yeah.

00:53:29.000 It's not like Vietnamese people are mad at him.

00:53:31.000 Amish think he's a demon.

00:53:32.000 Amish think he's a demon.

00:53:35.000 And then, like, hood dudes want to kill him.

00:53:38.000 Yeah.

00:53:39.000 And secretly fuck him.

00:53:40.000 He's directing that at us, really.

00:53:42.000 And I'm not going to beat you up, and I don't hate you.

00:53:44.000 I think you're a...

00:53:46.000 Ridiculous scam artist.

00:53:48.000 He's the template for the slippery slope of self-indulgence.

00:53:52.000 Like, and it sucks.

00:53:53.000 Stop.

00:53:54.000 It's like fashion obesity.

00:53:57.000 Right, that's an epilogue.

00:54:03.000 But I was just thinking, as he's blathering on there, I'm thinking, that is kind of the message of my show.

00:54:07.000 And it's been my obsession, the whole, like, be yourself, get fired, get in trouble.

00:54:12.000 And it's what I've been saying to cops, like, I know you get fired for doing the slightest little thing.

00:54:16.000 Instead of being conforming to that and being a good boy, just plow forward.

00:54:21.000 If you get fired, you get fired.

00:54:24.000 That's what I say to people with jobs, too.

00:54:26.000 Like, I'm thinking about doing this.

00:54:27.000 Just do it.

00:54:28.000 You should have seen Early Vice when it was Voice of Montreal.

00:54:31.000 It sucked so much shit.

00:54:34.000 Because we didn't wait till we were good.

00:54:36.000 We hit the ground running.

00:54:38.000 We had articles like, Chicks Can Rock Too!

00:54:42.000 And a picture of a girl playing guitar like Kim Gordon or something.

00:54:46.000 It's lame.

00:54:46.000 It's hurt my feelings.

00:54:48.000 So just do it.

00:54:49.000 Plow forward.

00:54:51.000 If you're a Trump supporter and you work at a liberal office, I mean, I understand you're not wearing a MAGA hat.

00:54:55.000 I'm not saying try to get fired.

00:54:57.000 But if they ask you, yeah, I'm a big fan.

00:54:59.000 I think he's great for the country.

00:55:00.000 Sorry.

00:55:01.000 What?

00:55:03.000 I don't think the vaccine was a smart move, and I don't think we handled COVID very well.

00:55:07.000 I actually don't think COVID is a big deal.

00:55:10.000 I can't believe we're still seeing masks, dude.

00:55:13.000 It's my swastika.

00:55:15.000 You know how if someone saw a swastika, they'd go, oh my god, I feel that way when I see a mask.

00:55:22.000 On the train in Manhattan?

00:55:24.000 When was the last time you heard of anyone getting COVID?

00:55:26.000 It's been like almost a year.

00:55:30.000 Can't be too careful.

00:55:33.000 Here is a chick who has taken a chemical and now she's looking back over what she used to be like and she's like, what the fuck?

00:55:43.000 And it's weird because I see a person going, what have I done?

00:55:47.000 And he's, she's saying it like it's a cute, fun thing.

00:55:51.000 Check this out.

00:55:52.000 This is my normal voice one day on T slash pre-T.

00:55:57.000 And this is my customer service voice one day on T slash pre-T.

00:56:02.000 That video was taken a little over two years ago, and sometimes I literally just go back and watch it just because I convinced myself that my voice is, you know, very feminine.

00:56:11.000 And it is still.

00:56:12.000 It's an effeminate voice.

00:56:13.000 But yeah, girl, my voice changed.

00:56:16.000 Like, who is she?

00:56:17.000 Who was that?

00:56:18.000 Oh, my God.

00:56:19.000 Who is she?

00:56:20.000 Who was that?

00:56:22.000 Yeah, that's what I'm screaming, dude.

00:56:24.000 And your tongue was a normal color back in the day.

00:56:30.000 Have you noticed too that the common thread with both of these clips is this overwhelming self-indulgence and self-referential content.

00:56:40.000 Me, me, me.

00:56:41.000 It's really the whole trans thing and a lot of the gay movement is just overwhelming vanity.

00:56:48.000 Like, use my pronouns.

00:56:50.000 That comes up when you're talking about someone.

00:56:52.000 So, it's like me saying, my name's McKinnis, not McGinnis, okay?

00:56:57.000 So don't deadname me.

00:56:58.000 And if you're talking about me, make sure you use a hard C. There's no G there.

00:57:04.000 We did have that with my grandfather, but we changed it.

00:57:06.000 It's McKinnis.

00:57:08.000 You'd go, fuck you.

00:57:11.000 I'll say your name wrong.

00:57:14.000 Oh, that dude.

00:57:16.000 Chick.

00:57:19.000 Why do they all turn into like someone's little brother?

00:57:27.000 Yeah.

00:57:27.000 They always look-

00:57:33.000 Trans women, same with women with short hair, they just look like little boys.

00:57:38.000 There's something going on with the tongue, dude.

00:57:40.000 I've seen this, like, more than just these two tongues.

00:57:43.000 Blue tongues?

00:57:44.000 It's, it's like either white or brown, or white, orange, or whatever color that is.

00:57:51.000 Maybe because of the dry mouth from SSRIs or something?

00:57:54.000 And what you're seeing, you know how she's all self-indulgent there?

00:57:57.000 You're seeing a junkie doing heroin.

00:57:59.000 So a junkie's never happier than when the first goes into the vein.

00:58:04.000 This is the self-indulgent drug going right into the vein.

00:58:07.000 She's freebasing vanity right now.

00:58:10.000 Or look at this dude.

00:58:11.000 This is a gigantic fat pig who lost a lot of weight.

00:58:14.000 Okay.

00:58:15.000 It's happened before.

00:58:16.000 In fact, if it doesn't, you're probably dead.

00:58:18.000 So, yeah, you saved your own life by not indulging yourself.

00:58:22.000 And here he is tracking his journey.

00:58:24.000 This is like that dude with the dyed blonde hair who dumped his wife when she has a 17-month-old and said he's gonna vlog about style and living in New York.

00:58:33.000 So straights do it, too.

00:58:39.000 Me.

00:58:41.000 Look how good she looks.

00:58:46.000 Here's me.

00:58:49.000 And then he starts crying.

00:58:52.000 Go to his page.

00:58:53.000 Can you do that?

00:58:54.000 Yes.

00:58:55.000 That's every video of his.

00:58:57.000 It's just him smiling like you adore him.

00:59:00.000 He's like, yes, it's me.

00:59:03.000 I know you love me.

00:59:04.000 You worship the ground I walk on.

00:59:06.000 But I'm not a big bag of clothes.

00:59:09.000 Oh, this is the first one I saw.

00:59:11.000 Like, he had to sit and stuff that sweater.

00:59:18.000 Well, what do you think?

00:59:20.000 Uh, disgusting.

00:59:23.000 There's like a fat woman in your torso.

00:59:26.000 With big tits and a fat ass.

00:59:28.000 One man's after pic is another man's starting position.

00:59:33.000 Me!

00:59:34.000 Oh, me!

00:59:37.000 God, this is so me.

00:59:39.000 Did you know I used to be fat?

00:59:41.000 I didn't know Fetterman had a clothing line.

00:59:43.000 Is this all hoodies?

00:59:45.000 Look at every single picture, too.

00:59:49.000 He loves that shirt.

00:59:49.000 Let's see the crying one.

00:59:52.000 Uh, which one?

00:59:52.000 This one right here?

00:59:53.000 No, it's below that.

00:59:55.000 Do we love ourselves?

01:00:01.000 Yeah, that one.

01:00:04.000 Oh my god, he's literally in love with himself.

01:00:06.000 What am I watching?

01:00:11.000 This is crazy.

01:00:12.000 I'm gonna kill myself.

01:00:15.000 I'm overloading.

01:00:21.000 I love- what if they start 69ing each other right now?

01:00:26.000 There's a book like that, it's called The Man Who Folded Himself, about a time traveler who ends up fucking himself.

01:00:32.000 It's really good.

01:00:37.000 Still going!

01:00:40.000 Well, we're obsessed with ourselves, so yes.

01:00:45.000 Oh my God, he's crying!

01:00:47.000 He's so in love with himself!

01:00:50.000 Oh my God!

01:00:53.000 Those are real tears!

01:00:56.000 Happy birthday, Shane.

01:00:58.000 Happy birthday, me.

01:01:01.000 That was, dude, bookmark that.

01:01:05.000 That's going in my permanent vault like Donald Trump can't handle it.

01:01:10.000 Wow.

01:01:12.000 Imagine making that movie.

01:01:15.000 Wow that video.

01:01:16.000 Nicki Minaj has a song called that.

01:01:19.000 When I first heard it I thought oh that's kind of cool.

01:01:21.000 It's uh she's she's talking about some old boyfriend she had in her hood days in Queens and now she's a celebrity and she misses her old days and maybe they're gonna meet and she like sneaks out the back of one of her concerts and then she gets in this Honda Civic and they go to like fucking uh White Castle.

01:01:37.000 Yum.

01:01:38.000 And then I started listening to the lyrics closer and I realized, no, it's a love song to herself.

01:01:42.000 It's called Darling Nikki.

01:01:43.000 No, no, that's Prince.

01:01:45.000 Dear Nikki.

01:01:46.000 Yeah.

01:01:46.000 And she's like, yo, I miss you.

01:01:48.000 I miss the old Nikki.

01:01:49.000 Yeah, I know this one.

01:01:50.000 Oh my gosh.

01:01:51.000 She was, and then, and then she writes these lyrics like, you were so tall, you could never fall.

01:01:56.000 You were so brave.

01:01:57.000 I looked up, I looked up to you.

01:01:59.000 I want to be like me one day.

01:02:00.000 What are you going to be when you grow up?

01:02:03.000 Me?

01:02:05.000 What should I title it?

01:02:06.000 That Guy Cries at Himself?

01:02:07.000 No, no, look up Dear Nikki.

01:02:09.000 Maybe there's a video of it.

01:02:10.000 Wouldn't that be funny if there's a video of her looking at herself like that and crying?

01:02:15.000 Dude, we are at an IQ recession, and the vanity economy is booming.

01:02:24.000 America's vanity has never been healthier.

01:02:28.000 There is a music video.

01:02:30.000 There is?

01:02:30.000 That's what it says.

01:02:33.000 No, I made this video because I was feeling down, but I like it.

01:02:36.000 Oh my god.

01:02:37.000 Official music video, they named it.

01:02:39.000 What balls?

01:02:40.000 This is a fan-made video.

01:02:42.000 Oh my god, it's exactly what I just said!

01:02:44.000 Yeah.

01:02:45.000 Oh, it's made by fans?

01:02:46.000 Yes.

01:02:47.000 Okay.

01:02:48.000 But they have the balls to say official music video.

01:02:50.000 This is exactly the same plot.

01:03:03.000 Okay, that's enough.

01:03:10.000 Let's do some war on kids.

01:03:12.000 We got to get out of here, man.

01:03:13.000 Long-ass show.

01:03:14.000 This is your last long-ass free show, by the way.

01:03:16.000 That whole segment was a war on us.

01:03:26.000 We're living in an ageism era where children are seen as human garbage.

01:03:31.000 Regulations to indoctrinate American school children with poisonous and divisive left-wing doctrines.

01:03:37.000 On your feet, soldier!

01:03:39.000 On your feet!

01:03:43.000 So, I got an interesting letter.

01:03:45.000 I know this is in the mailbag, but this chick was talking about... What was it called?

01:03:52.000 Pet parent.

01:03:53.000 Uh, she was talking about this obsession that people have with their pets and how they still have, uh, a maternal instinct, but, um, they just directed it at animals like Seth Rogen.

01:04:08.000 I'm so glad I didn't have kids.

01:04:10.000 So is my wife.

01:04:11.000 We're just not kid people.

01:04:12.000 It cut to her taking her puppy, uh, with a baby knapsack on a hike and then cut to the dog dying and her talking about losing her daughter.

01:04:22.000 Sounds like she did want a kid, Seth.

01:04:25.000 You stoned buffoon.

01:04:27.000 But, uh, you're starting to see all these people who, they believe, like the globalists have told us, you know, get a vasectomy.

01:04:36.000 End it all.

01:04:37.000 End your lineage.

01:04:39.000 Don't have more kids.

01:04:40.000 We'll just replace you with immigrants.

01:04:42.000 So don't worry about the population.

01:04:43.000 We got that covered.

01:04:44.000 But you should stop existing.

01:04:46.000 And people take the bait, or they commit suicide, we have a brutal suicide rate.

01:04:49.000 I got a cool letter from a guy who said, you say that fucking a different chick every night is a gay lifestyle, and it is, but he goes, having a vasectomy is gay, because your cum doesn't mean anything.

01:05:02.000 So he goes, I wish I had never done it, but he goes, sex with women now?

01:05:06.000 I'm just masturbating with a chick.

01:05:08.000 Oh yeah.

01:05:10.000 Because there's no risk.

01:05:11.000 And he said, I miss the like, oopsie, that could have been a bad one.

01:05:15.000 And I walked down the street, and I know I couldn't impregnate any of you.

01:05:18.000 Wow.

01:05:20.000 Like with fighting, you leave the gym, and you're like, I don't want to fight, but I could kick your ass, your ass, you I could last a long time with, but you're a big boy.

01:05:30.000 Imagine that was stripped away, where if you get punched this hard, you just faint.

01:05:35.000 So you'd walk down the street differently, scared.

01:05:37.000 You're not dangerous.

01:05:38.000 You're not, you're not a man.

01:05:40.000 You have no, there's no risk to your actions.

01:05:43.000 And if, and he goes, if I met, I think his wife died.

01:05:46.000 He goes, if I met a woman, I wouldn't be able to, uh, I think you can reverse it.

01:05:50.000 But he said it's a whole process.

01:05:52.000 Anyway, 50% reversal rate.

01:05:54.000 This was sent to us and the guy described it as grotesque mimicry for zero.

01:06:03.000 I got the... that was the email.

01:06:05.000 Sorry.

01:06:06.000 Here comes the force.

01:06:07.000 No, I was going back.

01:06:07.000 We'll get to the email in a second.

01:06:09.000 I sort of skipped ahead.

01:06:10.000 My bad.

01:06:12.000 No kids.

01:06:13.000 No girlfriend.

01:06:14.000 But he's happy to raise parrots.

01:06:19.000 And these people are like, I don't have... I wouldn't be a good dad.

01:06:22.000 And then they do this.

01:06:24.000 So you've clearly been neutered, dude.

01:06:27.000 Like, the DNA in you, the genes that are making you do this, are parenting genes.

01:06:34.000 I'm a parent-parent.

01:06:36.000 I'm a parent-parent.

01:06:38.000 I love you to my babies!

01:06:42.000 Is there shit all over your house?

01:06:51.000 Did you clip all their wings?

01:06:52.000 Because that's going way beyond grotesque.

01:06:56.000 And if you didn't clip their wings, then there must be shit all over the house.

01:07:02.000 Is that one dead?

01:07:05.000 Those last two at the end have passed.

01:07:07.000 It has ceased to be!

01:07:09.000 Speaking of parents, did I show you this?

01:07:13.000 The Glaswegian guy?

01:07:18.000 What?

01:07:18.000 It's not done, dude.

01:07:25.000 I'm sending you something right now.

01:07:28.000 Wait, did you show it?

01:07:29.000 It flies to his bed.

01:07:30.000 Did you get that part?

01:07:33.000 Yeah, so they can fly a little.

01:07:40.000 He's gotta be gay, right?

01:07:41.000 I guess... Yeah.

01:07:43.000 That little hip move?

01:07:44.000 Look at the way he adjusts himself.

01:07:45.000 See, this is... People think you're homophobic if you don't want your kids to be gay.

01:07:49.000 No, I want my kids to live a full life that's normal.

01:07:53.000 I don't want them... You know, you don't want your kid to be missing a pinky.

01:07:58.000 It's not normal to be gay.

01:07:59.000 I'm not saying it's bad.

01:07:59.000 I don't want them... I don't think they're going to hell.

01:08:01.000 I'm just like, well, I'll never have grandkids with that one and he's gonna fucking have to parent parrots.

01:08:09.000 Look at this little hip move as he readjusts.

01:08:11.000 He's reading them a story.

01:08:14.000 These carpets look like shit.

01:08:15.000 Literally.

01:08:15.000 I have eight pet parrots in my house.

01:08:39.000 Go to the thing I just sent you.

01:08:40.000 It's a little off topic, but it's this Glaswegian junkie and he's got a parrot in his pouch.

01:08:46.000 In his marsupial pouch.

01:08:49.000 And the guys are like, I think it dies as he pulls it out.

01:08:52.000 And he goes, I think you killed it.

01:08:57.000 Is that it?

01:08:58.000 Yeah.

01:09:15.000 Is it amazing that that's English?

01:09:19.000 He's feeding his pigeon peanut butter.

01:09:23.000 Where's the drunk guy?

01:09:23.000 I just see a normal Glaswegian.

01:09:25.000 Yeah, I feel good about my drinking habits when I see this.

01:09:30.000 Okay, go forward a bit.

01:09:43.000 Yeah, go back.

01:09:44.000 Is that a pigeon in there?

01:09:45.000 Is that a pigeon in there?

01:09:46.000 Is that a pigeon in there?

01:09:48.000 Right, is that a pigeon in there?

01:09:52.000 He's got a pigeon in his fucking pocket, man!

01:09:55.000 Who's got a pigeon in his fucking pocket, man?

01:09:57.000 I don't know, mate.

01:09:57.000 I'm not being hangry, I'll just take it from my pile.

01:09:59.000 See, now that I've caught me a pigeon.

01:10:05.000 I think it's deed, she says.

01:10:08.000 Aye, obviously.

01:10:11.000 I love animals.

01:10:13.000 I love animals.

01:10:15.000 You can't have flies you've got in your fucking pocket, man.

01:10:23.000 These pigeon parents are, there's a wide variety of them.

01:10:28.000 Some are very doting, some, some should be, we should call pigeon services.

01:10:34.000 PPS?

01:10:35.000 Listen, listen.

01:10:36.000 You can't fry.

01:10:37.000 You can't fry.

01:10:50.000 Aye.

01:10:51.000 He's a lie.

01:10:53.000 I'm so afraid of lies.

01:10:54.000 I don't know what to tell you about that.

01:10:55.000 I will.

01:10:56.000 I think you're fucking kilted.

01:10:58.000 Aye, right.

01:10:58.000 Are you kidding me, lad?

01:11:00.000 Honestly.

01:11:00.000 No, I think he's not a liar.

01:11:02.000 He's not a thief.

01:11:05.000 Don't count it on you.

01:11:06.000 I think you're fucking kilted.

01:11:09.000 He goes, I think you're fucking kilted.

01:11:10.000 He goes, are you kidding me?

01:11:12.000 He goes, I'm serious.

01:11:13.000 Well, honestly, me.

01:11:14.000 Is that a fight about to happen?

01:11:16.000 That energy?

01:11:16.000 Or that's normal?

01:11:17.000 That's normal.

01:11:18.000 OK.

01:11:18.000 So that's why there's so many fights, because the normal conversations are confrontational.

01:11:24.000 OK.

01:11:25.000 I'm reading a letter out of turn.

01:11:26.000 Hey, Gavin.

01:11:27.000 My toddler's napping, so I have time to talk to you regarding pet parents.

01:11:32.000 It just got me thinking about this weird child replacement phenomenon going on with younger couples.

01:11:36.000 What is with the pet parents?

01:11:38.000 Why?

01:11:39.000 It is the woman driving this force of pet parenthood.

01:11:42.000 I think it's cowardice.

01:11:45.000 Having a kid is scary.

01:11:46.000 It's a big step.

01:11:47.000 It's saying goodbye to your youth.

01:11:49.000 And people are so weak and self-indulgent now, they don't want to take the next step.

01:11:54.000 It's like jumping into a cold lake.

01:11:56.000 You know it's gonna be fine in a few seconds, but you're like, yeah, it's too cold.

01:12:00.000 What?

01:12:10.000 My sister is not married to said boyfriend and she has zero plans to have children with this amazing man who wants kids.

01:12:16.000 You should see him with my children.

01:12:18.000 He's a natural.

01:12:19.000 He even confided in me that he desperately wants a baby and that he's working on my sister.

01:12:22.000 31 dude, we're coming to a close.

01:12:25.000 I can't even talk to my sister about baby stuff because she gets so angry and would shut me out.

01:12:29.000 I refuse to bring it up and risk my children not being able to spend time with their aunt and uncle.

01:12:33.000 My sister and brother-in-law have two dogs and they love them, of course, but they are dogs.

01:12:38.000 She speaks as if her dogs are human children.

01:12:41.000 What is this?

01:12:41.000 Why do women do this to themselves?

01:12:43.000 You should do a deep dive into pet parent phenomenon and your opinions on the matter.

01:12:47.000 And then here's the text, I love y'all too.

01:12:50.000 Aw, Dave will make a wonderful daddy.

01:12:53.000 And then the daughter responds, he's a great daddy to our dogs and he will be to our future dogs too.

01:13:00.000 And then the mom mother goes, it's not the same.

01:13:04.000 You will be the best mom pushing.

01:13:06.000 Just fucking poke a hole in the condom.

01:13:10.000 In good news, we have a lot of negative news on this show.

01:13:13.000 Let's cheer up a bit with these conservatives who took over a Colorado school and they got rid of the guidance counselors.

01:13:20.000 You know, in black schools, what do they have?

01:13:21.000 It's called a culture monitor or something.

01:13:24.000 Culture head of culture.

01:13:27.000 You're like, how much money are you making for your bullshit made up job?

01:13:31.000 On a more positive note, the good news is... I'm gonna cum.

01:13:34.000 Congratulations.

01:13:37.000 Sorry to keep you waiting.

01:13:39.000 I tear up for happy things.

01:13:40.000 People eat animal dicks and jump out of helicopters.

01:13:44.000 Like, I'll cry now because I'm thinking about it.

01:13:49.000 I forgot about that drop.

01:13:51.000 Conservatives took over a Colorado school.

01:13:54.000 I can't read it.

01:13:54.000 You have to scroll up and I can read it as it gets above the camera.

01:14:00.000 So they took over a Colorado school board and then adopted a right-wing group social studies program, did not reapply for grants to pay counselors, and 40% of the high school's professional staff won't return next year.

01:14:14.000 Yes!

01:14:15.000 That's wild.

01:14:16.000 A victory.

01:14:17.000 That's a sweeping victory.

01:14:19.000 Guidance counselor.

01:14:19.000 What a stupid job.

01:14:21.000 I don't want you talking to my kids about what they should do with their lives.

01:14:23.000 And why does a guy need counseling on dancing?

01:14:26.000 You're a guy dance counselor?

01:14:28.000 The minutia.

01:14:29.000 Alright, click on the article please.

01:14:31.000 Alright.

01:14:33.000 So there's hope, folks.

01:14:35.000 When you band together.

01:14:37.000 Uh, go

01:14:41.000 I can only read things.

01:14:42.000 Trump was great at this.

01:14:43.000 How conservatives transformed a Colorado school district.

01:14:47.000 That's great.

01:14:48.000 They just privatized everything?

01:14:53.000 Big changes.

01:14:55.000 I can't read it, Ryan.

01:14:55.000 I've got too much equipment in the way.

01:14:57.000 Yep.

01:14:59.000 Also in the good news, Harvard has been massacred.

01:15:03.000 They have this name like the Smithsonian Institute or something.

01:15:08.000 They have this research group that had a great reputation.

01:15:11.000 Obviously, it's Harvard.

01:15:12.000 And they got this fat, ugly SJW who looks like she's from the cantina in Star Wars.

01:15:18.000 And she's got Luke O'Brien and some hate watch losers, and they hire hackers to ruin conservatives' lives.

01:15:25.000 So, in the short term, that's a shitty thing to do, right?

01:15:28.000 It's fascism.

01:15:29.000 But in the long term, you're destroying Harvard and, you know, a major academic institution.

01:15:34.000 But there are some professors fighting back.

01:15:37.000 Over 100 Harvard professors form a council in a fight for free speech amidst a crisis.

01:15:44.000 Read the opening paragraph there.

01:15:45.000 Sure.

01:15:47.000 Harvard professor professors are taking a stand for free speech.

01:15:50.000 More than a hundred of the school's faculty members have joined the new council on academic academic freedom banning together to protect free speech on the Ivy League campus.

01:16:00.000 We are in a crisis time right now, Janet Haley says.

01:16:03.000 She's a Harvard Law School professor and feminist legal theory scholar.

01:16:06.000 She told the Post many many people are being threatened and actually put through disciplinary processes for their exercise of free speech and academic freedom.

01:16:14.000 You know who's not a Harvard professor?

01:16:16.000 Who dat?

01:16:18.000 Joseph Biden.

01:16:20.000 He's barely a human being.

01:16:25.000 He is the most useless person that has ever led a country.

01:16:28.000 Let's check in on him, shall we?

01:16:31.000 Biden!

01:16:34.000 Perfect song for him.

01:16:36.000 Especially that ending.

01:16:38.000 Whatever that was.

01:16:41.000 What was that, a tuba?

01:16:57.000 Maybe a trumpet?

01:16:59.000 Could be a trombone.

01:17:00.000 Trombone, yeah, that's probably what it is.

01:17:03.000 Look, we think Pete Buttigieg's incompetent.

01:17:06.000 He's the reason our infrastructure sucks.

01:17:08.000 He was hired because he's gay.

01:17:09.000 He exists in the political discussion because he's gay.

01:17:12.000 But let's not kid ourselves, his ass is exquisite.

01:17:19.000 And the thought of just putting oil on it and just

01:17:25.000 See it feeling and smelling his booty juice with flies would be heaven and Joe Biden knows this and now we those of us in the know in politics we call him Pete booty juice because we can only imagine that there's delicious secretions that go on between his butt cheeks and Joe accidentally spilled the beans and called him that.

01:17:46.000 And now it is my great honor to introduce the President of the United States President Joe Biden.

01:17:51.000 Turn it up.

01:17:59.000 Takes an hour to get there.

01:18:02.000 Thank you, Secretary Buttigieg.

01:18:05.000 Thank you all for being here.

01:18:07.000 You know what he's really doing?

01:18:09.000 He doesn't know how to say Buttigieg.

01:18:13.000 None of us do, but you could be, if you're president, you could maybe be coached in the back.

01:18:18.000 But he goes, you know what I'll do?

01:18:18.000 I'll just mumble it.

01:18:21.000 Hey, I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, and to the republic for which it stands, one nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

01:18:28.000 The funny thing about Biden too is, I was saying to Alex Jones, I like trying to figure out what he meant to say.

01:18:34.000 It's like a little puzzle, a little New York Times crossword.

01:18:37.000 But also, when Bad Lip Reading does a parody,

01:18:41.000 You go, holy shit, I finally understand him.

01:18:44.000 He finally sounds reasonable.

01:18:45.000 So he's the only guy in history where bad lip reading makes him sound better and more reasonable and more sane than he does in real life.

01:18:55.000 That's an accomplishment.

01:18:56.000 Hey, wait.

01:18:56.000 Did you say my name?

01:18:59.000 Beetlejuice.

01:19:00.000 Yeah, sorry.

01:19:00.000 You said it three times, so, uh... Here we are.

01:19:04.000 Yep.

01:19:09.000 Anyway, back to the link.

01:19:11.000 Right.

01:19:14.000 Nope.

01:19:14.000 Taking a while.

01:19:16.000 Turn it up and go to the beginning.

01:19:17.000 That's why I got a donkey in my office.

01:19:21.000 Cows are people too, aren't they?

01:19:24.000 That's why I got a donkey in my office.

01:19:27.000 Nuh-uh!

01:19:27.000 You do not!

01:19:29.000 But it's a poster!

01:19:31.000 You should have ligers!

01:19:34.000 Hey, ligers are only in fiction.

01:19:36.000 That's what you think!

01:19:38.000 No, they're real, right?

01:19:39.000 What you need is percussion.

01:19:44.000 If you have friends who fancy percussion, then play as much shaker as you can.

01:19:50.000 If you're crying there, just waiting at the hospital, I will defeat Tony.

01:19:54.000 They are real.

01:19:56.000 If he was wrestling for something here, I'd drop him.

01:20:00.000 I'd defeat Tony.

01:20:02.000 Finally, you're smart.

01:20:03.000 I'd make a liger take him away.

01:20:05.000 You don't deserve ligers!

01:20:08.000 Hey guys, very soon after this, I'm buying millions of Ligers.

01:20:18.000 Cows are people too, aren't they?

01:20:22.000 Anyway, just two short clips.

01:20:23.000 The thing, I wanted to show you the variety we have on this show and the regular fuck-ups we make.

01:20:30.000 But the one thing that this particular episode doesn't represent is the lack of deep diving.

01:20:36.000 We usually go much deeper.

01:20:38.000 Like the Bromley thing, the evolution of rebellion is a normal segment.

01:20:41.000 Usually my pet Biden is more like 10 minutes or so.

01:20:44.000 But I just wanted to have a little smorgasbord.

01:20:47.000 You know the food they have in the Middle East, like in Israel?

01:20:49.000 You sit down and there's like 90 little dishes you can dip at.

01:20:53.000 That's what this episode is.

01:20:56.000 The dipping dish.

01:20:58.000 Dishes.

01:20:59.000 Little appetizers.

01:21:01.000 Let's get to the final video.

01:21:04.000 Shall we?

01:21:04.000 And no mailbag, you bastard.

01:21:06.000 Oh yeah, mailbag.

01:21:07.000 What am I talking about?

01:21:08.000 No, there will be no mailbag.

01:21:10.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:21:15.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag.

01:21:21.000 Let me touch it.

01:21:24.000 Wasn't that woman's tone annoying too?

01:21:26.000 The mother says he'd be a great daddy.

01:21:27.000 She goes, he will be a great daddy to our dogs!

01:21:30.000 And future dogs, thank you.

01:21:31.000 It's so aggressive.

01:21:33.000 Isn't it?

01:21:34.000 Yeah.

01:21:35.000 Like she's not saying, you're fat.

01:21:37.000 And she comes back with, I'm maybe four pounds overweight.

01:21:40.000 Stop calling me fat all the time.

01:21:41.000 I work out every day.

01:21:43.000 It was like, I want your life to be happy.

01:21:45.000 And I want to enrich your daily experience with kids.

01:21:50.000 Uh oh.

01:21:50.000 We're low on power boys.

01:21:52.000 You know what, unless, if she has some sort of ovarian issues, then of course that's fucked up.

01:21:58.000 But wouldn't you say that?

01:21:59.000 Wouldn't you say, um... Hey, this is why we're not having kids, okay?

01:22:03.000 Can you back off?

01:22:05.000 Yeah, no.

01:22:06.000 I don't want kids.

01:22:07.000 I... I... Sorry about this, folks.

01:22:10.000 It's an outbreak.

01:22:11.000 I'm a professional.

01:22:15.000 And wait till she regrets it.

01:22:19.000 Okay!

01:22:21.000 How could I join the Butt Boys?

01:22:23.000 I haven't purpled these.

01:22:24.000 Yeah, Rye guy.

01:22:26.000 The Butt Boys is like Antifa.

01:22:27.000 It's just an idea.

01:22:29.000 There's no headquarters.

01:22:29.000 There's no paperwork.

01:22:30.000 There's no secret handshake like there is with Proud Boys.

01:22:35.000 The Butt Boys is an idea and the idea is don't let people butt in line.

01:22:41.000 Now some guy was asking me here, he's like, I saw this woman preparing to mow the lawn and I saw her husband and her son watching TV and drinking beer in the garage.

01:22:51.000 And I said, I had to Larry David it.

01:22:53.000 And I said to her, shouldn't they be doing that?

01:22:55.000 And she goes, Oh, it's fine.

01:22:57.000 I like it.

01:22:57.000 It relaxes me.

01:22:59.000 No, not acceptable.

01:23:01.000 So he goes, what should I do, risk getting punched in the face?

01:23:03.000 I said, you should Larry David your life right up to not getting punched in the face.

01:23:09.000 So you could go up to those guys and be like, guys, what?

01:23:12.000 And they're like, what?

01:23:14.000 The mom is mowing the lawn?

01:23:15.000 What is this?

01:23:17.000 Oh, another good trick, too, that doesn't get you punched in the face is you go, you do an accent.

01:23:21.000 Hey, excuse me, yeah?

01:23:22.000 I'm from Scotland, I don't understand.

01:23:24.000 So here in America, a woman mows the lawn and a man just sits around.

01:23:29.000 That doesn't, Walsh and Scotland.

01:23:31.000 And then they'll be like, yeah, it's kind of weird.

01:23:33.000 That's the way it is here.

01:23:34.000 You got your message across.

01:23:36.000 They might think about it.

01:23:38.000 But yeah, if they look like murderers, just drop it.

01:23:44.000 What's the deal with calls?

01:23:46.000 Well, we... Oh yeah, the card is absolutely suspended or something.

01:23:52.000 It's the card.

01:23:54.000 The card or the account?

01:23:55.000 The actual card.

01:23:57.000 The account is fine.

01:23:58.000 But you used a different card.

01:24:00.000 Yeah, I don't know what's up.

01:24:01.000 Maybe because I tried too many processes or something.

01:24:03.000 I don't know.

01:24:04.000 But, um... Show your face.

01:24:07.000 Tit lips.

01:24:09.000 What are you talking about?

01:24:10.000 Are we- Can we not take calls anymore?

01:24:13.000 Until we get it figured out, I don't think that taking- I can't hear you, Lex.

01:24:19.000 I'm talking- I'm yelling at you right now.

01:24:22.000 I said until we can figure out.

01:24:25.000 Okay, shut up.

01:24:26.000 This- I don't care, tell me later.

01:24:28.000 Um, this is a good one.

01:24:30.000 Wife and I have been married for six years.

01:24:32.000 No kids.

01:24:33.000 We never had sex before marriage, wanted to wait till after marriage.

01:24:36.000 From our wedding night, sex has never been possible.

01:24:41.000 Cannot physically penetrate her due to vaginismus.

01:24:46.000 I think that's being born with an incredibly small vagina.

01:24:51.000 She went to the doctor, did physical therapy, got dilators and was told to use them regularly to stretch it out.

01:24:59.000 Now picture every time you attempt sex it ends with the second you put it in.

01:25:03.000 She's crying and you have to console her because she feels so bad.

01:25:07.000 Occasionally I'd ask if she's been using the dilators and doing PT and she says no.

01:25:12.000 By the way, she despises blowjobs and has virtually no sex drive.

01:25:16.000 I try to tell myself that once we have a kid that will stretch out the vag and it won't be a problem.

01:25:20.000 They're pretty elastic, buddy.

01:25:22.000 And of course we have fertility issues.

01:25:23.000 My counts in motility are great.

01:25:25.000 I don't know what that means.

01:25:26.000 Yet again, it's her problem.

01:25:28.000 So now we're medically highly unlikely to have kids on top of having absolutely no intimacy.

01:25:32.000 Am I wrong to be going completely crazy?

01:25:36.000 Dude, we're pro-marriage.

01:25:38.000 We're anti-divorce.

01:25:39.000 It destroys the kids.

01:25:40.000 But in New York law, if she hasn't fucked you in a year, it's grounds for divorce.

01:25:46.000 If you're not getting laid once a year, fuck once a year, if you're not getting laid once a month, you're not married.

01:25:53.000 Once a month is bad, guys.

01:25:56.000 So dump her ass.

01:25:59.000 You got faulty goods.

01:26:00.000 If you get a car back from the dealership and it has no engine, you didn't get a car.

01:26:05.000 This doesn't work.

01:26:07.000 And she's clearly not interested in fixing the problem, so bye bye!

01:26:12.000 Home to mommy.

01:26:15.000 Uh, we go for a year plus to the only licensed sex therapist in the state, and the lady tells her simple things that I've been trying to politely communicate to her.

01:26:22.000 I feel any other man would simply be divorced by now, but my religion and morals tell me it's wrong.

01:26:25.000 It's not wrong.

01:26:27.000 It's not like, you know, she got cancer and you're dumping her because she went bald.

01:26:31.000 I've seen people adopt and those kids often turn like they're drug-addicted biological parents.

01:26:36.000 Yeah, I've noticed that too.

01:26:37.000 And I don't deserve to see my own genes passed on?

01:26:40.000 On top of all this, she has depression and takes lots of medication.

01:26:43.000 She was also on birth control while we dated due to painful periods.

01:26:46.000 So I'm wondering if she was never sexually attracted to me and doesn't want the gravy train to leave.

01:26:50.000 I have to wonder if she realizes deep down

01:26:53.000 After going off birth control but doesn't want to admit it.

01:26:56.000 Yeah, that's a good theory.

01:26:58.000 Cherry on top is she doesn't wear makeup, dress nice, or try to look good at all.

01:27:02.000 So I hope you are watching this episode, dude, because you've been there about six years too long.

01:27:13.000 Alrighty.

01:27:15.000 Someone submitted an I Love Karen shirt.

01:27:17.000 I don't like it.

01:27:18.000 It's Nate Ober, of course, our mentally ill friend.

01:27:21.000 Our mentally ill goth friend.

01:27:24.000 This shirt looks like your wife's name is Karen.

01:27:27.000 We have to say we support Karens.

01:27:29.000 And if you don't watch the show regularly, we've recently come to the epiphany that though Karens are often wrong, at least they're out there trying to reorganize this self-indulgent mess of a society we're in.

01:27:41.000 We're living in a society!

01:27:45.000 Nate Obes.

01:27:46.000 Uhuru Gavin, what happened to presidents having facial hair?

01:27:49.000 The last president to have facial hair was William Taft in 1913.

01:27:51.000 The next facial hairless president allowed the Federal Reserve income taxes and involvement in the First World War.

01:27:58.000 Doubtful that's just a coincidence.

01:27:59.000 Absolutely, sir.

01:28:02.000 That's terrible, that.

01:28:04.000 You know, the Russians say kissing a man without a sandwich is like eating fish without salt.

01:28:10.000 Hmm.

01:28:10.000 It is.

01:28:11.000 You know, if you have a big mustache and you kiss girls, I remember back in my single days, it freaks them out.

01:28:16.000 Because the things go up their nose and stuff.

01:28:18.000 It takes some getting used to.

01:28:22.000 On the Cop and Robber Show, I saw you do the little wiggle the empty beer can to ask for another.

01:28:25.000 I thought I would share my favorite way to ask for beer with friends.

01:28:28.000 When you see someone going to the fridge or opening a cooler, you say, yeah.

01:28:31.000 Slightly louder than normal.

01:28:32.000 Similar to how you would say to someone in another room, yeah.

01:28:36.000 This is the signal for the person to grab you one, too.

01:28:38.000 Might take a couple times to get good at it.

01:28:40.000 Yeah, that's a good one.

01:28:42.000 When you do this, too, especially with Matty, who's a felon, you sort of go like, you gotta have your eyebrows up high, and be like, hey, give me, but submissive, not like, hey, fuckface, beer.

01:28:53.000 You know what I do at my bar now?

01:28:54.000 I'm done my beer, I put it right there.

01:28:57.000 So when he scans, he sees it sitting there, he doesn't have to come over and see if it's full or whatever, or ask me.

01:29:03.000 This means I want another beer.

01:29:05.000 You know what I've been doing with my kids, too, is my 10-year-old.

01:29:07.000 Let me see you say, can I get the check?

01:29:10.000 Who, me?

01:29:11.000 Yeah.

01:29:12.000 No, the other guy in the room.

01:29:13.000 Can I get the check, please?

01:29:14.000 Thanks.

01:29:15.000 I can't hear.

01:29:16.000 What if I'm not in the earshot?

01:29:18.000 Excuse me?

01:29:19.000 Can we get the check?

01:29:19.000 All right, thank you.

01:29:23.000 That's OK.

01:29:25.000 This is what you do.

01:29:26.000 Say she's like 20 feet away.

01:29:28.000 Eyebrows as high as they can possibly go.

01:29:31.000 And you go, can I get that check, please?

01:29:33.000 I'm happy.

01:29:35.000 You whisper?

01:29:36.000 My son can't do it.

01:29:37.000 He's always like, can we get a check?

01:29:39.000 You look like a deranged psycho.

01:29:40.000 Are you Sebastian Maniscalco?

01:29:42.000 He's like, what am I doing wrong?

01:29:43.000 I go, eyebrows up, happy.

01:29:45.000 Can we get a check?

01:29:46.000 Yeah, thanks.

01:29:46.000 Can we, you mind if we write that?

01:29:48.000 Thank you.

01:29:50.000 No, that, it's gotta go up.

01:29:51.000 Can we get a check, please?

01:29:52.000 Can we get a check, please?

01:29:53.000 Up.

01:29:54.000 Yeah.

01:29:55.000 Can we get a check, please?

01:29:56.000 Sometimes I go down, I'm like.

01:29:58.000 Now you're, now you're behind someone's head.

01:30:00.000 I want your hands up here.

01:30:02.000 It's a busy restaurant.

01:30:03.000 Can we get a check, please?

01:30:07.000 I could see that.

01:30:08.000 I'll try it again.

01:30:10.000 Try it again.

01:30:10.000 I'll try it again.

01:30:11.000 Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

01:30:35.000 Can we hear the real Eminem Blast?

01:30:37.000 Yes!

01:30:37.000 Of course.

01:30:39.000 The NNN Blast.

01:30:41.000 He'll be saying soon.

01:30:43.000 That's you just, like, loving your joke?

01:30:47.000 I got an Eminem Blast!

01:30:50.000 These are my favorite.

01:30:52.000 These are my... We thought it was, that's my favorite, for the longest time.

01:30:55.000 Okay, now we can get to the final video.

01:30:58.000 Ah.

01:30:59.000 In Latin, Elvidius Finatus.

01:31:02.000 Finatus?

01:31:46.000 Alright, man.

01:31:47.000 I mean, fine.

01:31:47.000 Let's check it.

01:31:48.000 Let's do it, shall we?

01:31:50.000 Here we go.

01:32:20.000 That's it, folks.

01:32:22.000 Last big free show ever.

01:32:26.000 The next ones will be 30 minutes, and 30 minutes a week is not enough.

01:32:31.000 We give you hours a day of quality content.

01:32:34.000 Informative, funny.

01:32:36.000 In clown world, it's the only way you can stay sane.

01:32:39.000 You'll think everyone is nuts when they say things like Trump said that he loves rape and you can grab anyone you want by the vagina and that they burned down Black Wall Street and that cops are hunting blacks for sport and you'll hear all this bullshit and then you'll come here and I'll go, no, the truth is this.

01:32:56.000 The truth shall set you free.

01:32:58.000 No more lies.

01:32:59.000 Women don't get paid less than men for the same work.

01:33:02.000 But we joke around the whole time.

01:33:05.000 And if there's any agenda here, it's to stop messing around and partying.

01:33:09.000 We're not against partying.

01:33:10.000 We did it too.

01:33:12.000 But when you get to be 25 as a lady or 30 as a man, you got to start thinking about throwing a ring on it and pumping out some kids.

01:33:20.000 One is for losers.

01:33:22.000 Two is for fags.

01:33:23.000 Three is a bare minimum.

01:33:25.000 And if you're wondering why you should do this, I would like to present Exhibit A.

01:33:48.000 They never like that thing.

01:33:58.000 What can't she have in there?

01:34:02.000 Let her have it.

01:34:30.000 She's dying.

01:34:32.000 She can barely breathe.

01:34:45.000 Get fired.

01:34:46.000 Get in trouble.

01:34:46.000 Be brave.

01:34:48.000 And never stop fighting.

01:35:16.000 Chill, but I also needed to like help me with my practical accuracy

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 13, 2023

S4E252 - A LITTLE TASTE OF EVERYTHING

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