Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 23, 2023


S4E257 - GENERATIONAL HATE WAR


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

128.85905

Word Count

640

Sentence Count

66

Misogynist Sentences

9

Hate Speech Sentences

7


Summary

Gavin McInnes is back with a brand new episode of Get Off My Lawn. He's joined by writer and podcaster Eric Eddings to discuss a variety of topics. Gavin talks about why he doesn't want to dump his ex-wife and why he thinks she's dumb, and Eric talks about Howard Stern's new show, High Pitch.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 Get Off My Lawn I don't wanna get, I don't wanna get my dumpy X one.
00:00:40.000 I don't wanna get, I don't wanna get my dumpy X one, oh no.
00:00:46.000 You're not gonna dump me, oh no, I won't let you dump me, oh no.
00:00:51.000 Oh, bitch, you're gonna fix this right now.
00:00:53.000 Cause me, I ain't going nowhere.
00:00:56.000 Nah, nah, nah, but oh no.
00:00:58.000 You're not gonna dump me, oh no.
00:01:00.000 I won't That was Moonchild Sanly.
00:01:06.000 Sanely?
00:01:08.000 Sannelly?
00:01:10.000 The song was undumpable.
00:01:12.000 I guess she's making it clear that the man that doesn't want to be with her anymore may not dump her.
00:01:20.000 I've heard of that before.
00:01:22.000 You ever have a chick like that?
00:01:24.000 It was a Seinfeld episode, remember?
00:01:26.000 I can't dump her.
00:01:28.000 I think that was a verbatim line from it.
00:01:31.000 And then there was Chris Rock when he was dating too many chicks at once, and he thought, I'll just be an asshole and they'll dump me.
00:01:38.000 And then they just started liking me more.
00:01:40.000 He was like, won't one of you bitches dump me?
00:01:46.000 She calls, she's South African.
00:01:48.000 She calls what she does future ghetto punk.
00:01:53.000 It's very African-y.
00:01:54.000 I think South African pop stars are heavily influenced by Diane Word.
00:02:01.000 I agree that she's undumpable because you can't dump somebody that you would never be interested in in the first place.
00:02:08.000 She's not bad looking.
00:02:09.000 She looks terrible.
00:02:11.000 You're right.
00:02:12.000 Here's an interesting Venn diagram.
00:02:14.000 My two favorite whackpackers.
00:02:16.000 Not that Perry Caravello's a whackpacker, but he is in a strange way.
00:02:22.000 There was some overlap with Howard Stern and simply Don's.
00:02:26.000 I forget what he called his whackpack.
00:02:30.000 Because of Kimmel, right?
00:02:33.000 No.
00:02:34.000 Howard Stern stole Iris Blue from Don Barris.
00:02:41.000 And yeah, I think those guys all think that the new manager stole Perry from them.
00:02:50.000 But yeah, she was like a geriatric porn star.
00:02:55.000 I don't know.
00:02:56.000 I hope it's a good one.
00:02:58.000 We're both litbox.
00:03:01.000 All right, I got a woman here.
00:03:03.000 She's a 65-year-old porn star.
00:03:05.000 Her name is Blue.
00:03:07.000 Her name is Boy.
00:03:08.000 65?
00:03:09.000 65-year-old porn star.
00:03:11.000 I don't want to take a break.
00:03:12.000 That sucks.
00:03:13.000 But High Pitch Eric is my favorite whackpacker.
00:03:17.000 Stop, stop.
00:03:18.000 And my favorite scene, and this is relatively recent, so the writers are still working hard doing some good content there.
00:03:24.000 It's Howard Stern who sucks.
00:03:26.000 The only shitty thing about the Howard Stern show is Howard Stern.
00:03:30.000 Everyone else is funny and talented and hardworking and interesting.
00:03:34.000 He's so unlikable with his agoraphobia and his boring questions.
00:03:41.000 I could talk for days about Stern, but they said there's a new show.
00:03:44.000 I've told you this a hundred times, but there's a new show down the street, down the hallway.
00:03:49.000 It's serious.
00:03:49.000 It's a white power show.
00:03:52.000 And no, no, he just says it's another show.
00:03:55.000 They get in there and they're like, hey, welcome to the all-white, White Nation, White Pride Show.
00:04:00.000 And he's like, hey, what's up?
00:04:02.000 And then they get him to yell the N-word.
00:04:05.000 Zeke Heiling, they're saying white power.
00:04:07.000 And Eric just like, without even going, this is kind of fucked up, guys.
00:04:11.000 He just like doesn't miss a beat and goes for it.
00:04:15.000 So anyway, this isn't that.
00:04:17.000 This is him trying to give Perry a filet of fish, which Eric.
00:04:29.000 He's hungry.
00:04:32.000 No, Eric, bring it over.
00:04:33.000 Get him!
00:04:34.000 I'm not touching that fucking goddamn motherfucking filet of fish shit!
00:04:39.000 Get that fucking shit away from me!
00:04:41.000 Eric, look, look, get that shit away from me!
00:04:45.000 I don't want it!
00:04:47.000 Get it the fuck away!
00:04:52.000 Did he want it or no?
00:04:53.000 If I was that, I've been that mad.
00:04:55.000 If I get that mad, I'm mad for a day.