Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - May 30, 2023


S4E259 - WEAK AND DUMB


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

141.61569

Word Count

701

Sentence Count

74

Misogynist Sentences

4

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary

Gavin McInnes talks about Memorial Day, baseball, and the fact that he's the color of a tomato. He also talks about a new invention he's working on, and why the Chinese moms in America are not happy.


Transcript

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes.
00:00:20.000 I've got to make it to this car well tonight.
00:00:30.000 249 down by the website.
00:00:35.000 For sure.
00:00:36.000 Riding in my idiot car.
00:00:39.000 Hey, he's a car.
00:00:42.000 I love my car, I'm the boat and the bragging.
00:00:45.000 But my car does boast on a staggering.
00:00:46.000 No, it's not the one big.
00:00:48.000 It's a bony more than a car.
00:00:49.000 It's a friend.
00:00:50.000 It's a homie.
00:00:50.000 It's there when I'm lonely.
00:00:51.000 I'm dead when I'm sad.
00:00:52.000 I'm dead when I'm dead.
00:00:58.000 That's in NDN car.
00:01:00.000 What do you think that means, Ryan?
00:01:02.000 I don't know.
00:01:02.000 I like the way that that hits with the intro, though.
00:01:05.000 And if you noticed, they open their music video the same way we open our show.
00:01:09.000 Boombox.
00:01:14.000 Indian means American Indian.
00:01:16.000 An Indian car is a res car.
00:01:19.000 They famously don't register their cars and will drive on some total garbage piece of shit for like decades.
00:01:29.000 It'll have no plates, no registration, barely an engine.
00:01:33.000 You'll be able to see the dirt through the floor.
00:01:35.000 So there's no registration?
00:01:39.000 Oh, so much to tell you.
00:01:41.000 Haven't seen you guys all weekend.
00:01:43.000 Did you have a fun Memorial Day?
00:01:45.000 Great Memorial Day.
00:01:46.000 Great Memorial Day.
00:01:50.000 I figured out what was going on with my barbecue.
00:01:57.000 So to be extra safe, the way I used to turn it off is I would turn the propane source off first, the tank itself, it would fizzle out, and then I'd turn off the dials, right?
00:02:10.000 You're not supposed to do that.
00:02:13.000 You're supposed to leave your propane tank fully open at all times and just turn off the dials.
00:02:19.000 When you do what I was doing, the system thinks there's a leak, so it doesn't give you full blast.
00:02:24.000 So you go between 300 and 350.
00:02:26.000 When you leave it on, the pipes are full of gas and it blasts.
00:02:35.000 So I bought a new barbecue for nothing.
00:02:37.000 Dang.
00:02:38.000 You also may have noticed I'm the color of a tomato because we had baseball all weekend.
00:02:43.000 My boy got destroyed.
00:02:45.000 Funny, the thing about 10-year-olds when they play baseball is you're either slaughtered or you're the slaughterer.
00:02:51.000 So the scores are like 11-1.
00:02:53.000 So he got, there was like a fake tournament where he got eaten alive, destroyed.
00:03:01.000 There was a mercy inning.
00:03:03.000 Six runs in an inning is a mercy inning.
00:03:05.000 They had this poor little Chinese kid who was the catch you never caught before, and they were allowing stealing home plate, stealing the, what's it called?
00:03:16.000 Stealing home.
00:03:18.000 They were allowing that.
00:03:18.000 Sometimes they don't.
00:03:19.000 It's weird.
00:03:20.000 And he kept missing the pitch.
00:03:22.000 Then he'd go to get the ball, and whoever was on third got in.
00:03:25.000 That happened 10 times.
00:03:28.000 Wow.
00:03:28.000 He was bawling his eyes out, poor bastard.
00:03:32.000 That was rough.
00:03:33.000 But I was talking to one of the moms there, and I heard something I cannot get out of my head.
00:03:40.000 And the American flag is prescient here.
00:03:44.000 So she lives in Scarsdale, which is mostly Jewish.
00:03:47.000 But as we discussed last week, Asians are replacing Jews as the elites here in America, especially with academia and law.
00:03:56.000 But they had this global festival, and they would, German people would make dumplings, and they'd have a little German flag, and the Japanese people would make sushi, and they'd have a little Japanese flag, and all the moms would make their local thing.
00:04:12.000 And you go try some Korean food from the gooks.
00:04:17.000 This mom I met is born and raised in Taiwan.
00:04:22.000 So she would make, I don't know what's unique to Taiwan that's not Chinese, but she would have a little Taiwan, oh, probably Xiaojin Chaofan.
00:04:29.000 She'd make a little Taiwan, she had a little Taiwan flag on her table, and there'd be your things.
00:04:34.000 Everyone's happy.
00:04:35.000 Not the Chinese moms.
00:04:38.000 No, the Chinese moms are not happy.
00:04:42.000 So they protest.
00:04:44.000 And now there is more than one Taiwan mom.
00:04:47.000 There's maybe two or three.
00:04:49.000 And there's like six Chinese moms.
00:04:51.000 So there's many more.
00:04:53.000 I'm not getting the numbers quite right.
00:04:55.000 Maybe it's two and eight.
00:04:57.000 You get the idea.