Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E260 - RACCOONS LIVE IN YOUR MOUTH (Part 1)

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McKinnon!

00:01:11.000 That was Burnsden, Super Time.

00:01:14.000 Really cool video where there's a serious car accident and they jump in and start dancing with the victims who don't want them to.

00:01:29.000 Kind of like that crazy horror movie with the two guys dressed in the tennis gear.

00:01:34.000 I think it was Swedish.

00:01:37.000 Funny Games.

00:01:38.000 Funny Games.

00:01:39.000 Oh, me no likey. 1.00

00:01:42.000 That's like that dude who did the Sacrifice movie, you know, the one with the disturbing shit. 1.00

00:01:48.000 He's American, though. 1.00

00:01:50.000 You know the one?

00:01:51.000 Midsommar?

00:01:52.000 Oh, yes, yes, yes.

00:01:54.000 He's in our racism intro, right? 0.95

00:01:57.000 Where the son's raping the father. 0.59

00:01:59.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:02:00.000 Yeah, European whites, their movies are too scary. 1.00

00:02:04.000 I don't like that. 0.97

00:02:06.000 At least American horror has an element of humor.

00:02:09.000 But European horror, it's too advanced for my liking.

00:02:15.000 Look at them enjoy the blood. 0.99

00:02:19.000 They're weird, those Europeans. 1.00

00:02:20.000 They've been around for too long.

00:02:22.000 I like new countries, like Canada and America.

00:02:26.000 And we have great leaders, too.

00:02:28.000 Like Joe Biden, who didn't fall, he careened into the ground.

00:02:35.000 We'll be covering that with my pet Biden.

00:02:40.000 So that song really sticks in your head, the chorus does, and it got me thinking about repetition and the way things get stuck in your head.

00:02:51.000 How much of music do we like, genuinely like, and how much is it just repetition that we recognize it, you know?

00:03:00.000 Like the Beatles.

00:03:01.000 You've heard the Beatles 80 million times, or Bob Marley.

00:03:04.000 Or Led Zeppelin, so you'll like them.

00:03:06.000 I remember when I was young, a teenager, maybe 14, there was this punk band, GBH.

00:03:12.000 And they're not a very likable band.

00:03:14.000 But I liked their look, and I wanted to dress like them.

00:03:18.000 So I just force-fed City Baby Attacked by Rats into my brain.

00:03:24.000 Listened to it a hundred times and then I liked it.

00:03:26.000 You ever have the opposite?

00:03:28.000 Where you like a song and you have to stop yourself from, like, exhausting the song?

00:03:33.000 Yes.

00:03:34.000 Jerry Cinnamon.

00:03:35.000 Bonnie.

00:03:36.000 Oh yeah, dude, well I don't think you did a great job of not playing that out.

00:03:39.000 Yeah, maybe I overdid it.

00:03:40.000 It was during the skiing trip.

00:03:42.000 Every night was, do you know, on the ski lift, do you know the money?

00:03:47.000 Yeah, I ruined him.

00:03:47.000 You did, yeah.

00:03:49.000 I did.

00:03:50.000 It's like, I remember I was really into eggnog and I chugged like a three liter thing of it and now.

00:03:54.000 What were you, five years old?

00:03:56.000 I can't even look at eggnog.

00:03:59.000 Yeah, and remember the payola in the 80s I think it was?

00:04:03.000 Pay to play.

00:04:04.000 So these record labels were caught paying record labels to play the song again and again and again and it made it a hit.

00:04:11.000 I'm not saying there's no such thing as good music, but I was going to do a green screen on underrated albums.

00:04:19.000 Like Cut the Crap by The Clash, Mondo Bongo by Boomtown Rats, and Word of Mouth by The Kinks.

00:04:26.000 And they have great hits on. 0.96

00:04:28.000 The Mondo Bongo has that, Another Piece of Red Left My Atlas Today, and Up All Night Doon Doon Doon Doon, and then Cut the Crap has

00:04:41.000 This is England on it, and Word of Mouth has that Living on a Thin Line that they use on The Sopranos. 0.96

00:04:49.000 So they're three great albums, you should pull them up.

00:04:52.000 But I was thinking, the reason I like them so well, obviously I listened to the shit out of The Clash because I was punk.

00:04:59.000 No one likes that album, and I think it's great.

00:05:03.000 What are you doing?

00:05:05.000 I just looked up word of mouth album just to be fast.

00:05:09.000 Yeah.

00:05:09.000 And then look what happens.

00:05:12.000 But I realized like Mondo Bongo.

00:05:14.000 I got that record.

00:05:15.000 We had an air guitar, the air band championship.

00:05:19.000 And I can't remember why I bought that record, but you can tell it's very 80s.

00:05:24.000 And so Mondo Bongo was one of like three records I had when I was 12.

00:05:29.000 It was ACDC Back in Black.

00:05:32.000 And I think it was the Knack.

00:05:35.000 And maybe the Beatles, hey Jude.

00:05:38.000 So when you only have four or five albums you listen to them repeatedly.

00:05:42.000 I have this album memorized and I think it's great but it might suck.

00:05:47.000 So do you understand what I'm saying here?

00:05:49.000 Yes, absolutely.

00:05:50.000 A lot of what you like might just be familiarity.

00:05:52.000 Your perspective gets warped too because you think kind of like the ACDC thing where you think that you're not sure what's a deep cut of what's a hit.

00:06:01.000 Because you're like, I've listened to all the songs so I know them all.

00:06:03.000 So when somebody puts on an obscure song, you're like, that's not obscure.

00:06:07.000 That's the top three.

00:06:09.000 Everyone knows Let Me Put My Love Into You.

00:06:11.000 I'm actually arguing your point now.

00:06:13.000 I'm saying that, you know, you think it's a deep cut because you're not sure how the whole world thinks of it, but you know every song.

00:06:19.000 So when I first heard that Bernsden opening song, I was like, looping in your mind and I feel fine.

00:06:24.000 I was humming it on my motorcycle.

00:06:28.000 And I'm thinking, did he trick me into liking Bernsden?

00:06:32.000 How much of music is quality music and how much is just trickery?

00:06:40.000 Welcome to the live episode of Get Off My Lawn.

00:06:44.000 No, the free episode of Get Off My Lawn, but only the first little part is free.

00:06:49.000 Then we cut you off.

00:06:50.000 So that little nugget about repetition and forcing yourself to like certain bands is free.

00:06:57.000 You can take that thought to the bank.

00:07:00.000 And you know what you could do?

00:07:02.000 Check out Mondo Bongo. 1.00

00:07:05.000 Check out Word of Mouth and check out Cut the Crap and tell me if they suck. 0.99

00:07:10.000 Now you know my taste in music. 1.00

00:07:11.000 You follow the show.

00:07:12.000 You can listen to my eight hour long mix, Road Trip.

00:07:17.000 So if you like that but you hate those three albums, then I'm wrong and they're not good.

00:07:22.000 It's just the repetition that made me like them.

00:07:25.000 Be interesting to know if I like them or not.

00:07:27.000 Ever hear a song and you know the song and you're like, but you don't know the context because you can't remember who it is.

00:07:34.000 And you're like, okay, so now I can honestly, without any context, know if I like this band.

00:07:39.000 And you're like, yes, I remember this song. 0.99

00:07:42.000 It's a fucking jam. 0.99

00:07:43.000 This band rocks. 1.00

00:07:44.000 Oh my fucking God, it's Culture Club. 1.00

00:07:47.000 I just admitted I like Boy George. 1.00

00:07:50.000 And then you learn that about yourself.

00:07:53.000 I don't know if I've had that specific moment.

00:07:58.000 I've had that moment.

00:08:03.000 I'm not on Purple Works Nutrition today.

00:08:05.000 I did not work out.

00:08:07.000 I got a lot of yard work to do this evening, so I'm not going to take it.

00:08:12.000 Oh, maybe I'll take it for that.

00:08:14.000 Take it right now and just see what kind of a weird show you come up with.

00:08:18.000 No, I have noticed a difference in the show sometimes when I'm on Purple Works.

00:08:21.000 Oh yeah?

00:08:22.000 Especially if I have a coffee on top of it.

00:08:25.000 Yeah, I can tell you're not on it right now. 1.00

00:08:29.000 It's a free show, fuck them. 0.99

00:08:31.000 There are two things that have entered my life lately that I absolutely love. 1.00

00:08:34.000 Number one is obviously the M&M Blast.

00:08:38.000 Those are my favorite.

00:08:40.000 I got an M&M blast.

00:08:41.000 These are my favorite.

00:08:43.000 These are my favorite.

00:08:46.000 A close second is Purple Works Nutrition's Pink Lemonade Pre-Workout.

00:08:50.000 Is this the pink lemonade one?

00:08:52.000 Well, la-dee-da. 1.00

00:08:56.000 Developed by a baby monster paramedic, Purpleworks is a fantastic pre-workout that I've been using for several months now.

00:09:02.000 There are no artificial dyes or flavors, and they use only the highest quality ingredients.

00:09:07.000 Carnicine, beta-alanine, caffeine, green tea extract, and an array of vitamins to help charge you up, help your immune system, and aid in muscle recovery after your workout.

00:09:18.000 That's true.

00:09:20.000 It doesn't say that. 1.00

00:09:21.000 You're a liar. 0.99

00:09:48.000 Purpleworks has a new line of products, fine Italian heterosexual coffees. 0.99

00:09:52.000 We got all of that here.

00:09:53.000 And then we got this, Italiano style.

00:10:02.000 Look at that, even instant.

00:10:03.000 You know what that coffee says before you put cream or sugar into it?

00:10:06.000 What? 0.51

00:10:07.000 I am a woman, I am black!

00:10:09.000 Not the woman part. 0.96

00:10:11.000 I love that his career is over.

00:10:14.000 Um...

00:10:18.000 So they have four options available including a high-quality instant coffee, two types of ground coffee, and a big-ass 2.2 pound bag of organic whole bean coffee.

00:10:27.000 I'm actually thinking of putting some of this coffee into my M&M Blast.

00:10:31.000 That would be delicious and energizing.

00:10:32.000 I could easily see that becoming my favorite.

00:10:35.000 Go to purpleworksnutrition.com and enter promo code GAVIN for 15% off.

00:10:39.000 Don't forget to buy a shaker.

00:10:40.000 They're shipping to the USA and Canada.

00:10:42.000 They've been getting great business and great reviews from all you baby monsters.

00:10:46.000 I got, I talked to a baby monster actually about his Purpleworks routine and he said he doesn't get the, the, the prickles in his hand.

00:10:54.000 He doesn't get the tingles.

00:10:56.000 Hmm, do you do pre-workout?

00:10:59.000 I wonder what that is.

00:11:00.000 Yeah, you know what since I've been boxing I don't really take pre-workout anymore But I got a new gym that I've been going to and I've taken it twice half scoops You've been going to the gym on top of your normal.

00:11:12.000 Yeah boxing gym Yeah, cuz I just saw I was losing some shoulder mass and I was like fuck that but there's I worked really hard for that mass, you know, so I didn't want to 0.99

00:11:21.000 But there's weights at your stupid gym. 0.99

00:11:23.000 They close so early. 1.00

00:11:24.000 That's the thing.

00:11:25.000 They close early.

00:11:27.000 What time?

00:11:28.000 8.

00:11:29.000 That's when I put my baby to sleep.

00:11:31.000 That's exactly when I have to go to the gym.

00:11:35.000 You know what?

00:11:35.000 Do we have any purple workouts?

00:11:37.000 You have a purple workouts tub.

00:11:38.000 There's one here for the show.

00:11:40.000 Is there not one to give?

00:11:41.000 Maybe I can put some in a Ziploc.

00:11:44.000 I think we have two of these.

00:11:45.000 That'd be sweet.

00:11:46.000 All right, cool.

00:11:47.000 So I will try this.

00:11:48.000 I'll even record myself doing the workout.

00:11:50.000 I swear, right when you're at your breaking point... We had to do this one the other day.

00:11:55.000 It was this, a squat, and then you stand up on the box.

00:12:01.000 Oh, fudge. 0.99

00:12:01.000 Stand back down. 0.99

00:12:02.000 And what are you holding there?

00:12:03.000 Like a... Two 25s.

00:12:04.000 Oh, yeah, okay. 1.00

00:12:07.000 Damn. 1.00

00:12:07.000 It sucked! 1.00

00:12:09.000 But it gives you a second wind. 0.96

00:12:12.000 Alright, let's get into the show.

00:12:15.000 As you know, we start the show with anecdotes about our lives.

00:12:20.000 We were here a few hours ago, so not a lot has developed since I last saw you.

00:12:25.000 But one thing is for sure, we have the most intellectual mice in the world in our studio.

00:12:32.000 All of the traps, which I tested a hundred times, they're this sensitive.

00:12:36.000 I can show you how sensitive they are.

00:12:43.000 I could swivel this camera.

00:12:46.000 Oh, you're bringing it over.

00:12:47.000 Here we go.

00:12:48.000 You're on cam.

00:12:49.000 What the what?

00:12:50.000 The one in the center of the floor

00:13:08.000 He didn't go near and the cops were trying to move it.

00:13:11.000 They go, he's never going to go there.

00:13:12.000 They go along the edge of the walls.

00:13:13.000 I go, I know, but I have a camera on that.

00:13:15.000 So on the off chance he goes near it.

00:13:17.000 So this has been licked clean.

00:13:20.000 It's still set and he licked it clean.

00:13:23.000 So I was just to show you, you're, you're probably like, Oh, you didn't make it hair trigger enough.

00:13:27.000 It's pretty easy.

00:13:33.000 So, someone sent me another trap.

00:13:34.000 We're done.

00:13:35.000 We're resorting to poison.

00:13:36.000 It's the only thing you can do.

00:13:37.000 Sorry, mice.

00:13:38.000 We're gonna have to smell stinky dead mice in the walls for a while, but... I don't care.

00:13:45.000 You won.

00:13:47.000 You won, mice.

00:13:49.000 You won us zero.

00:13:51.000 Yep.

00:13:53.000 You won us zero.

00:13:55.000 You.

00:13:55.000 Won.

00:13:57.000 Us.

00:13:57.000 Zero.

00:13:58.000 Okay. 0.99

00:14:00.000 Speaking of retarded young people, this guy is writing Mitch Hedberg jokes and then performing them for us. 1.00

00:14:08.000 This is my idea that I've never done. 0.84

00:14:10.000 Ideas are a dime a dozen.

00:14:15.000 I want to be the first man on Mars.

00:14:19.000 Not because I want to be an astronaut, but because I want to be the best on the planet at everything.

00:14:25.000 I have to sing the ABCs to know what letter comes next in the alphabet.

00:14:30.000 Thank God numbers are not like that.

00:14:33.000 Hey Mitch, what comes after one million?

00:14:36.000 Uh, we're gonna be here a while.

00:14:37.000 I think the guy who invented cheesy bread just screwed up making pizza. 0.99

00:14:42.000 He forgot one of the two ingredients that goes on the dough and said, fuck it, cheesy bread. 0.99

00:14:48.000 Part seven of jokes that I wrote. 0.99

00:14:50.000 Pretty good stuff.

00:14:51.000 I'm so happy to see that.

00:14:54.000 Um, also in the news, some guy put a grass snake in his mouth.

00:14:58.000 Now, snakes, believe it or not, don't like to be picked up. 0.96

00:15:02.000 So they piss and shit all over themselves when you grab them, and then you smell your hand after and it reeks. 0.95

00:15:07.000 So don't put them in your mouth. 1.00

00:15:09.000 But, I've been screaming this for a long time.

00:15:11.000 Do not do any animal dares.

00:15:14.000 Ever.

00:15:15.000 I always bring up the guy who ate a slug as a dare.

00:15:20.000 Dares are often really bad.

00:15:21.000 Did you hear about this guy who jumped off a cruise liner as a dare and then they couldn't find him when they turned around?

00:15:27.000 Yeah.

00:15:28.000 I saw a tweet about that from Elijah that kind of put things into perspective.

00:15:33.000 He's like, this is what happens when you throw anything overboard.

00:15:36.000 And it kind of recontextualizes how horrific it was.

00:15:40.000 Did you see this?

00:15:41.000 You heard about this, Funk?

00:15:42.000 Have you seen this?

00:15:44.000 I'm sure it's here somewhere.

00:15:45.000 He sure posts a lot.

00:15:46.000 He does.

00:15:47.000 Oh, I'll find it.

00:15:48.000 Oh, here we go.

00:15:51.000 This is what likely happened to the 18 year old who jumped off the cruise ship.

00:15:54.000 That story in the video really hitting different now that I have a son.

00:15:57.000 It's so difficult for the parents, blah, blah, blah.

00:15:59.000 Knowing that your kid was likely eaten by sharks in pitch black water.

00:16:03.000 So as soon as you throw any chum in there. 0.98

00:16:06.000 It's game.

00:16:08.000 I used to think that sharks were rare.

00:16:09.000 Well, the ocean's a big place.

00:16:10.000 Yes, I know.

00:16:11.000 So, it depends on where you are, clearly.

00:16:14.000 Yeah.

00:16:14.000 You're talking about the ocean like it's a swimming pool.

00:16:16.000 Yeah, what's shark per capita?

00:16:18.000 Or shark per zone?

00:16:20.000 I wonder.

00:16:21.000 But that guy who ate a slug totally paralyzed.

00:16:24.000 You know, these things have been around for hundreds of millions of years.

00:16:27.000 For a reason.

00:16:28.000 In that book, Unbroken, the P.O.W.

00:16:31.000 Luis Zamperini, he caught a seagull when he was stranded on that rubber dinghy for a month.

00:16:38.000 And it was inedible.

00:16:41.000 What?

00:16:43.000 I don't know about this.

00:16:46.000 What?

00:16:48.000 Wait, that's in Florida waters, right?

00:16:49.000 Yeah Look, can you not do any kind of awesome number?

00:16:53.000 We're still learning something fun No, there's 1 billion sharks in the ocean. 0.99

00:16:57.000 Is that fucking? 0.99

00:16:58.000 Oh, yeah, that makes sense Anyway, stop talking 1.00

00:17:04.000 No, they're made to.

00:17:32.000 Did he say get away from me dude?

00:17:36.000 He goes, they're made to not be eaten.

00:17:38.000 What did he say?

00:17:40.000 They say get away from him and then he goes, me dude?

00:18:04.000 It's like it's like the kid says get away from and then he finishes her sentence with me dude Wow snakes of Instagram is a hashtag apparently and that falls under it I

00:18:32.000 Alright.

00:18:33.000 What else do we have to say?

00:18:40.000 My wife would not be excited about me covering this.

00:18:42.000 This is very unfortunate.

00:18:43.000 I should probably do it behind a paywall. 0.83

00:18:46.000 That annoying curly-haired dude from that 70s show is looking at 30 years in prison for being a serial rapist.

00:18:56.000 And Leah Ramini, who I respect quite a bit, a sort of family friend that grew up with her, and she seems cool, and that documentary she did about Scientology is really good.

00:19:08.000 Scientology is a cult.

00:19:09.000 A cult is defined as anything that

00:19:12.000 An organization that eschews non-members.

00:19:15.000 So they call Christianity a cult, but Christians are fine if you're friends with Muslims and other people and atheists.

00:19:21.000 Scientologists aren't allowed to be friends with that.

00:19:23.000 And if you leave, you're totally ostracized. 1.00

00:19:28.000 So fuck Scientology, obviously. 1.00

00:19:30.000 Danny Masterson, I don't give a shit about him. 1.00

00:19:32.000 He sounds like he was a complete asshole and a violent fucker in every sense of the word. 1.00

00:19:38.000 But I don't know, man. 1.00

00:19:40.000 I'm not seeing a ton of evidence here.

00:19:44.000 And this, I know that there's a lot of money on the table.

00:19:48.000 One of them has already received 400 grand from Danny and the church to shut up.

00:19:54.000 The church, I believe, harassed them.

00:19:56.000 Yes, I think that's true.

00:19:58.000 And there's a lawsuit there waiting to happen.

00:20:01.000 But I don't know, man.

00:20:03.000 I hate saying, I hate not believing all women, but 0.99

00:20:08.000 With these cases, I keep screaming the same thing every fucking time. 1.00

00:20:12.000 If you were raped, go to the police that night. 1.00

00:20:16.000 You know what I would do if I was raped? 1.00

00:20:18.000 Well, first of all, I'd try to find the guy and kill him. 0.99

00:20:20.000 But if there's no way of me exacting my own revenge, I would go to the police within seconds. 0.99

00:20:29.000 Like, in one of these cases,

00:20:31.000 She, he rapes her in, anally rapes her in 2002, and then in 2003 he rapes her again at his house. 0.99

00:20:37.000 And you're like, wait, wait, you went to your anal rapist's house? 1.00

00:20:42.000 Hey honey, where are you going? 1.00

00:20:43.000 Oh, you know that dude who anally raped me last year? 1.00

00:20:45.000 Yeah, he's having a party. 0.99

00:20:48.000 What?

00:20:49.000 I'm not staying long. 1.00

00:20:51.000 Well, I'm not going to deny myself parties just because it's at my anal rapist's house. 1.00

00:20:56.000 I just know to watch my anus around him. 1.00

00:20:59.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:00.000 I'm just gonna put a cork in my butthole. 1.00

00:21:03.000 Yes. 0.99

00:21:04.000 Like, doesn't that sound weird to you?

00:21:05.000 To me, yes.

00:21:09.000 And this whole, like, statute of limitations?

00:21:11.000 And when you read it, like, when I read the whole story, right?

00:21:15.000 I'm like you.

00:21:16.000 I'm like the jury. 1.00

00:21:17.000 I go, what a dick. 1.00

00:21:18.000 This guy sounds like a fucking loser, you guys. 1.00

00:21:21.000 And how dare Scientology harass him? 1.00

00:21:24.000 I want everyone to pay.

00:21:26.000 That's my normal emotions, that's everyone's normal emotions, but court is not about emotions.

00:21:33.000 Where's the evidence?

00:21:34.000 And the beauty of reporting a rape the second it happens is we can test your blood, we can look for rufi rohypnol in your blood, we can check out your anus for lesions, which I love doing just on my own time, it's a hobby of mine.

00:21:48.000 When it's 13 years ago?

00:21:50.000 I don't know, man.

00:21:54.000 So go to the first one.

00:21:56.000 And by the way, as a total side note, and we're already being sexist so we might as well, I'm fascinated by how women lose their looks. 1.00

00:22:05.000 Like I've been this, I was like a, I was like a 6.5 when I was 30.

00:22:09.000 Now I'm 53.

00:22:09.000 I'm like a 6.2.

00:22:10.000 We don't really change.

00:22:16.000 I won't go down to five for another like 15 years. 0.96

00:22:21.000 At which point you don't even get a number because you're completely unfuckable.

00:22:25.000 But Bijou Phillips used to be one of the hottest women in the world. 1.00

00:22:29.000 She was like a Manhattan socialite. 1.00

00:22:31.000 She's a sister of the chick from one day at a time. 0.97

00:22:34.000 And now she's a very attractive old lady. 1.00

00:22:39.000 Like she's just a reasonable mom.

00:22:40.000 And then, you know, your kids are beautiful.

00:22:43.000 So it's like your kids take your looks away from you.

00:22:46.000 Or female daughters take their mother's looks. 1.00

00:22:51.000 And I'm sure 10 years of your husband being seen as a serial rapist aren't helping.

00:22:55.000 Why are you focusing on that picture? 0.60

00:22:58.000 Go down.

00:22:58.000 It's a picture of her.

00:23:02.000 That's her. 0.88

00:23:03.000 Now, you go, that's a nice mom.

00:23:05.000 A nice old lady. 1.00

00:23:07.000 She is old.

00:23:08.000 She's 47, right?

00:23:09.000 But then you go, that's Bijou Phillips.

00:23:11.000 Look up Bijou Phillips.

00:23:14.000 She's sort of still her old self there.

00:23:17.000 That's like beginning the transition from gorgeous babe to... I know this is the most shallow, stupid thing. 1.00

00:23:27.000 But there, look at that one in the middle where she's got the blue dress on. 1.00

00:23:32.000 I think that's like 10 years ago.

00:23:35.000 That's the same chick. 0.97

00:23:37.000 Got an Emma Stone quality to it?

00:23:38.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:23:39.000 The cute cheerleader thing doesn't age well either. 1.00

00:23:44.000 Anyway, dumb thing. 0.98

00:23:45.000 I hate when magazines do that, like, look how they've aged! 0.99

00:23:48.000 They're unrecognizable!

00:23:49.000 Yeah, they got old.

00:23:51.000 So I'm not bringing you any new news.

00:23:54.000 But, um... Yeah, they go... Unless, did he confess?

00:23:59.000 Did he say, yeah, I used to put drugs in their drink?

00:24:03.000 I don't think he did.

00:24:06.000 So someone could just come up to you 13 years later, if you're connected, if you're rich and you're connected to an organization that's worth, I don't know, billions?

00:24:14.000 Hundreds of millions? 0.99

00:24:15.000 They could just say, uh, yeah, he drugged me and raped me.

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Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 02, 2023

S4E260 - RACCOONS LIVE IN YOUR MOUTH (Part 1)

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