Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 09, 2023


S4E263 - IPAD UP MY ASS (Part 1)

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Gavin McInnes talks about the new iPhone 7, and why you should have a go bag for when you need to get medical supplies in case of an emergency. Plus, he talks about a band that came out of a retirement home community, and what it's like to be a rock star in the 90s. This episode is brought to you by Jump Medic, Johnny Apple, CBD, and Purple Works Nutrition. Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. No remixes, unless otherwise stated. This episode was produced and edited by Riley Bray. If you like what you hear, please HIT SUBSCRIBE and Subscribe to our channel! It helps spread the word about the show and makes it more likely to get more eyeballs on it. Thank you for listening and share it on your socials! Subscribe to the podcast on Apple Podcasts and other podcasting platforms! Subscribe on iTunes Learn more about your ad choices. Rate, review and subscribe to our other podcast choices! The opinions stated here are those of our sponsor(s) and reviews are our own, so please be sure to leave us a rating and review our podcast on iTunes and review on your podcast listening experience. We'll be looking out for your thoughts and thoughts on the show on the next episode of Off My Lawn with a review and review in next week's episode. Send us your thoughts on our socials and we'll be listening to us on Anchor.fm and other links to other podcasts! . Thanks again and reviews on this episode on the future of the podcast and other places that you're listening to this podcast on this week's episodes on the podcast. It's a great stuff! Thanks for listening to our podcast and more of your comments and reviews and other things! - your feedback is appreciated! Love you all very much, bye. - Gave it out! XOXO, bye, bye! - Tom and Abbie - Tom & Gell & Co. xx - Tom O'Donnell Cheers, Ralden & Cojeanner and your feedback - EJ & Coogler & other things. P. & Alyssa & Gynn & Cozynn xx

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes! 1.00
00:01:10.000 This new iPhone is such a stupid move. 1.00
00:01:14.000 It's so big that when I sit down it's like I have an iPad up my ass. 1.00
00:01:19.000 Why did I upgrade? 0.99
00:01:21.000 It's the quickest... It's the what?
00:01:24.000 The quickest finding a title for the show I've ever heard. 1.00
00:01:27.000 iPad up my ass. 1.00
00:01:30.000 Sounds like a country song. 1.00
00:01:31.000 I got an iPad up my ass. 0.99
00:01:35.000 But seriously, do you have this one too? 0.99
00:01:36.000 Yeah. 0.98
00:01:37.000 It's fucking huge and I hate it. 0.98
00:01:39.000 I was typing something on my wife's phone and I was like, this is way better than mine. 0.99
00:01:44.000 Why did I get this thing?
00:01:45.000 For more video?
00:01:46.000 When I'm on my motorcycle, I reach down because I get paranoid it's going to fly out because half of it's sticking out of my pocket.
00:01:52.000 You know what it helps?
00:01:53.000 Recording videos.
00:01:54.000 If we were to rely on our iPhones for recording something out and about, you have a big screen so you can see what the fuck's going on and a better camera quality.
00:02:02.000 Yeah, I guess we need it for work.
00:02:05.000 That was Coach Party from the Isle of Wight.
00:02:10.000 Which is a tiny island in the south side of England.
00:02:15.000 It's where the Victorians used to go.
00:02:17.000 It's where the rich would go for like a little beach holiday.
00:02:20.000 But then flights became cheap and now they go to Spain and all over the place.
00:02:24.000 So now it's like, it's just like a small town.
00:02:28.000 Like pensioners live there. 1.00
00:02:31.000 They're waiting to die.
00:02:32.000 So it's weird that such a cool band would come out of a retirement home community. 1.00
00:02:37.000 I think COVID was good for music.
00:02:40.000 I think people sat in their rooms and learned their instruments.
00:02:43.000 Because this band, I think, came out around 2019.
00:02:46.000 And they're great.
00:02:49.000 Lots of fun.
00:02:51.000 This episode is brought to you by three sponsors.
00:02:54.000 Four, really.
00:02:55.000 Jump Medic, Johnny Apple CBD, Purple Works Nutrition, and of course, Nita Fashions.
00:03:00.000 I've been wearing all my new Nita Fashions suits this week.
00:03:04.000 And I'm very happy with them.
00:03:08.000 Look at this Jump Medic bag.
00:03:10.000 You just, all you do is, there's an emergency, right?
00:03:13.000 Uh oh, I gotta get all my supplies.
00:03:15.000 Boom.
00:03:17.000 It's opened up.
00:03:19.000 Jump Medic is a fantastic company creating amazing first aid kits.
00:03:22.000 Their Jump Medic Pro Kit opens easily with a flat lay design and contains a boatload of supplies.
00:03:26.000 Roughly nine pounds of supplies.
00:03:28.000 Bandages, medications, medical instruments, it has everything.
00:03:31.000 It even comes with a secondary go bag, which is extremely portable.
00:03:35.000 That's your go bag.
00:03:37.000 You know who always has a go bag?
00:03:39.000 Matty O'Dell.
00:03:40.000 Bikers would have go bags, because they're always wiping out and getting shot. 1.00
00:03:45.000 But you should have it for your family, for safety reasons.
00:03:47.000 I just took this back from my wife.
00:03:49.000 It was in the RV.
00:03:50.000 She went to get my daughter from school and bring her back. 1.00
00:03:53.000 I liked having it in the car.
00:03:57.000 What is a Land Rover?
00:03:58.000 Is that an SUV?
00:03:59.000 I believe so.
00:03:59.000 I don't know why I said RV.
00:04:02.000 But it would be crucial to have it in an RV.
00:04:06.000 Uh, Jump Medic has developed an exciting new feature on their website.
00:04:10.000 They've introduced a Build-A-Bag feature.
00:04:12.000 First, you decide which bag you want.
00:04:14.000 The bigger Pro model, the smaller Go model.
00:04:16.000 You don't have to get the big and the small.
00:04:18.000 You can mix and match to your heart's content.
00:04:20.000 Both are available in black or red.
00:04:22.000 After you select your bag, simply go down the extensive list of supplies and enter the amount you want of each supply.
00:04:27.000 It's 100% customizable.
00:04:29.000 They have about a dozen different bandages you want of each supply.
00:04:33.000 It's 100- Oh, sorry.
00:04:34.000 They have about a dozen different bandages.
00:04:35.000 Just enter the number you want of each kind.
00:04:37.000 All the equipment that comes in the Pro, you can add a la carte.
00:04:41.000 It's quite the extensive list of supplies that you can see on their website.
00:04:44.000 They also have a resupply subscription service for $99 a year.
00:04:49.000 That's an extremely convenient way to stay stocked up on emergency supplies without ever having to think about it.
00:04:54.000 The resupplies will show up at your door multiple times a year.
00:04:57.000 The team at Jump Medic is responsive and helpful if you need to contact them before setting up a custom order.
00:05:02.000 The reviews are great.
00:05:03.000 And everyone seems to be loving this product.
00:05:07.000 So we'll leave that out for you to see because it's so cool.
00:05:12.000 Look at that.
00:05:13.000 It even comes with a stethoscope.
00:05:17.000 I wonder if I can hear my own heart.
00:05:20.000 It's amazing that these things are just, you know, analog.
00:05:26.000 Right, and we still rely on them today.
00:05:28.000 This is my heart rate.
00:05:29.000 Okay, ready?
00:05:35.000 I'm on some caffeine from Purple Works Nutrition, but we'll get to that in a sec.
00:05:39.000 Dude, we gotta get a 3D camera.
00:05:42.000 Oh, yes, yes, yes.
00:05:44.000 Put it on like a tripod pole.
00:05:46.000 Why are you pulling that up?
00:05:49.000 Sneak peek.
00:05:50.000 Have the intro.
00:05:53.000 What's happening, Ryan?
00:05:54.000 There we go.
00:05:56.000 You have a pole in the middle of the room, or even hang it from the ceiling, because it has to be high up to get over this monitor, and then when we do the Cops and Robbers Show, which is every Thursday for all you non-paying people, they can... Maddy's talking, and if you're not fast enough to get over there with the camera, then they can just scooch over there themselves.
00:06:14.000 They can be like, I wonder what Ryan's doing?
00:06:16.000 If they just watch Maddy the whole time? 0.90
00:06:19.000 Then they're psychos.
00:06:21.000 Have you ever used it before?
00:06:23.000 The 3D cameras, no.
00:06:25.000 I've been, you know, like as a viewer.
00:06:26.000 No, I mean as a viewer.
00:06:27.000 Yes.
00:06:28.000 It's so cool.
00:06:29.000 You just look around the room, you can look at the ceiling.
00:06:31.000 And if you don't want to just move all around, you're laying on your back, you can just use your fingers to swipe around.
00:06:36.000 Oh, really?
00:06:37.000 Yeah.
00:06:37.000 Oh, I didn't know that.
00:06:38.000 Look about, how much are they?
00:06:39.000 Look up 360 degree camera.
00:06:41.000 I always call them a 3D camera, which is a low IQ thing to say.
00:06:46.000 Where's my bloody pen, by the way?
00:06:48.000 Have you got a pen there? 0.97
00:06:51.000 Who's that?
00:06:53.000 How am I losing my bloody pens?
00:06:57.000 See, the GoPro Max I'm familiar with, that's probably about 400 bucks.
00:07:00.000 Let's see.
00:07:03.000 Oh, they say it's the King.
00:07:05.000 Okay, let's get the King.
00:07:07.000 We can afford 400 bucks.
00:07:08.000 Is it 400 bucks?
00:07:10.000 Most of the products are.
00:07:11.000 Yeah, it's 500.
00:07:14.000 Great.
00:07:14.000 No problem.
00:07:15.000 Let's do it.
00:07:16.000 That's a yes.
00:07:17.000 The problem is the...
00:07:20.000 The app and everything.
00:07:20.000 But maybe you could go to a different site, like Rumble, and then watch it there.
00:07:24.000 But then we'd have to make the Thursday show free.
00:07:26.000 Yeah.
00:07:26.000 Or what we could do is... We could do for a portion of the Thursday show.
00:07:29.000 Anyway, we're boring you with our work stuff.
00:07:32.000 I just saw Comrade Trip, my new favorite comedian.
00:07:36.000 God, he's great.
00:07:39.000 And he points out this problem that is going on in America since COVID.
00:07:44.000 And it's, are we going for a pound or a handshake?
00:07:49.000 Sometimes, you'll go for a pound, and the guy's against pounds.
00:07:55.000 He's like, no, no, I do handshakes.
00:07:57.000 You're like, oh, now, and you don't have a lot of time.
00:07:59.000 Now you gotta go like that.
00:08:01.000 I'm gonna put it where my pronouns are.
00:08:03.000 Instead of he, him, it's just gonna say pound.
00:08:05.000 I prefer the pound.
00:08:06.000 It's like boxing.
00:08:07.000 Everyone at the gym goes like that.
00:08:10.000 But you start like that.
00:08:11.000 He starts like this.
00:08:13.000 You see that.
00:08:15.000 And then he goes, oh, we're pounding.
00:08:17.000 At the same time, you're going, oh, we're shaking.
00:08:19.000 And then the worst thing in the world next to Mao's cultural revolution.
00:08:26.000 You hold on to his fist.
00:08:29.000 Yeah.
00:08:30.000 And then you go like that.
00:08:32.000 And the whole point of a handshake and a thing is a quick way, I think it goes back to like knowing a guy doesn't have a knife.
00:08:39.000 It goes back to that origin and just boom, bang.
00:08:44.000 Anyway, check out, I texted you this comrade trip.
00:08:48.000 Are you eating your KFC over there?
00:08:49.000 Oh no, I'm far finished with that.
00:08:52.000 Okay.
00:08:53.000 Cause I can hear napkin sounds. 1.00
00:08:55.000 What the fuck? 1.00
00:08:55.000 What are you doing? 1.00
00:08:56.000 That's the only text I got from you.
00:09:00.000 Unless it's... Is it a couple back?
00:09:02.000 Oh, there we go, I got it.
00:09:04.000 Is it a couple back?
00:09:05.000 That's the only text I got from you.
00:09:08.000 Unless, of course, you're talking about a different one.
00:09:11.000 Yes.
00:09:12.000 It's the one that says, Comrade Trip.
00:09:16.000 Okay, uh... Alright, I'm gonna leave now.
00:09:21.000 Thank you.
00:09:25.000 I don't want to ruin it.
00:09:26.000 Okay, I'll shut up for a second.
00:09:30.000 Look at this.
00:09:32.000 Are you showing me everything?
00:09:36.000 And then he goes, uh, and then, oh, and then maybe we do a high five and then I don't know what to do.
00:09:43.000 And then, come on, can we pound?
00:09:45.000 Uh, can I touch you?
00:09:46.000 Okay, let's pound. 1.00
00:09:48.000 And then she just touches, pounds the top of his hand. 0.95
00:09:54.000 How bad is that?
00:09:58.000 I guess he sprained his wrist.
00:10:03.000 Oh.
00:10:06.000 He wants to relive the moment.
00:10:12.000 And have done it right.
00:10:17.000 It's sad.
00:10:18.000 Isn't it sad?
00:10:19.000 Yes.
00:10:20.000 Dude, I'm paralyzed without my my doohickeys.
00:10:24.000 OK, now show that I miss this Chadwick Moore thing about Tucker.
00:10:29.000 Who launched his show on Tuesday, 6 p.m., right when everyone was thinking, dude, I'm at the end of my rope here. 0.97
00:10:36.000 You got to do a fucking show because there's a number of things going on with Tucker. 0.93
00:10:41.000 One, just as a media person, you don't want to take a long break because people fall out of the habit of watching you. 0.99
00:10:48.000 If your restaurant isn't open, couples night stops being at that restaurant.
00:10:51.000 They go to another restaurant.
00:10:52.000 That's one thing.
00:10:53.000 Two,
00:10:53.000 He's not your average newscaster.
00:10:55.000 This is not Brian Williams here.
00:10:56.000 It's not just a guy who reads the news.
00:10:58.000 He's one of the only voices of sanity in a world gone mad.
00:11:03.000 Yes, we know this show is sane, but we've got 25,000 people watching.
00:11:08.000 He had 4 million people watching.
00:11:11.000 Little bit more relevance.
00:11:14.000 By numbers.
00:11:16.000 And I'll never forget that bartender at Grand Central. 0.99
00:11:20.000 He goes, can you imagine how fucked we'd be without Tucker? 0.97
00:11:23.000 That doesn't mean I enjoy watching his news programs. 0.99
00:11:26.000 That means he's the only one telling the truth.
00:11:31.000 Out of the main guys.
00:11:33.000 And now, what is Fox?
00:11:34.000 Have you watched Fox recently?
00:11:35.000 Hell no.
00:11:36.000 Ugh.
00:11:37.000 It's just like, fill-ins.
00:11:40.000 And I don't dislike Brian Cavuto or any of those people, but it's just like, he was like the spearhead.
00:11:48.000 So this is Chadwick Moore talking about the book Tucker he just finished, which has great graphic design.
00:11:55.000 Hey guys, it's Chadwick Moore here.
00:11:56.000 I'm the author of a new biography about Tucker Carlson.
00:12:00.000 I've gotten to know the air by Fox.
00:12:02.000 And as some of you know, I was also a regular on his show, and I happened to be a guest on the final episode of the show, which was on April 21st.
00:12:11.000 I've also seen the monologue that Tucker planned to deliver on Monday, April 24th, before his show was abruptly taken off the air.
00:12:20.000 That monologue dealt with, among other things, investigations around January 6th, and particularly Ray Epps, the only person captured on video inciting people to violence at the Capitol that day, and allegedly an FBI informant, who still has not been arrested or charged.
00:12:38.000 Ironically, a good part of the monologue also dealt with the people and forces that are trying to silence him, like AOC and others in government.
00:12:46.000 It has now been reported that his firing was a condition demanded by Dominion as part of the settlement with Fox.
00:12:53.000 Although Dominion has denied this, my sources have intimate knowledge of the situation and they have assured me, even before this news leaked, that that is, in fact, the truth.
00:13:04.000 If that is true, it would mean that a small group of people who have a controlling interest in Dominion have managed to silence what is arguably the most important and influential conservative voice in the country, possibly until after the next presidential election.
00:13:20.000 Knowing Tucker as I do, I'm confident that he will not be silenced, as I'm sure all of you are as well.
00:13:24.000 Okay, blah blah blah.
00:13:25.000 That's just pretty interesting that there was a Ray Epps episode.
00:13:29.000 Go to the very end.
00:13:29.000 ...about his history, his passion, or wherever books are sold.
00:13:35.000 There.
00:13:35.000 Move it away from me.
00:13:38.000 See, this is a big problem with the right.
00:13:41.000 Very few people have a good design sense.
00:13:44.000 Like Chadwick clearly does.
00:13:46.000 Lucian Wintrich does.
00:13:50.000 That Gio Bontempo Michael Lerner had good graphics.
00:13:54.000 But it's not common.
00:13:57.000 They don't care about aesthetics. 1.00
00:13:59.000 And as you can see here, we give a shit. 1.00
00:14:01.000 That's absolutely right, Kevin. 1.00
00:14:03.000 Oh, is that Chadwick?
00:14:04.000 No.
00:14:05.000 This is Bradwick.
00:14:06.000 I'm, uh, the evil Chadwick, if you will.
00:14:09.000 I just got hired at Fox News. 1.00
00:14:10.000 Fuck Tucker, by the way. 1.00
00:14:11.000 He sucks. 1.00
00:14:13.000 I wrote a book about the opposite of Tucker. 0.99
00:14:15.000 So you're the anti-Chadwick?
00:14:17.000 That's right. 1.00
00:14:17.000 Pussy's great. 1.00
00:14:19.000 Dick suck. 1.00
00:14:20.000 Okay. 1.00
00:14:22.000 Good to know.
00:14:22.000 Chadwick won't speak to me anymore because I fired him.
00:14:24.000 I'll speak to you.
00:14:25.000 That's why I'm on the show.
00:14:26.000 I didn't fire him because the news site that we had wasn't making any money.
00:14:30.000 So sorry.
00:14:31.000 He said he'll speak to me again if I apologize.
00:14:34.000 What?
00:14:36.000 We opened a cake store.
00:14:38.000 No one buys any cakes.
00:14:39.000 I shut down the cake store and now I gotta apologize?
00:14:42.000 You worked at a cake store for a bunch of money. 0.99
00:14:46.000 Anyway, that's gay, gay gossip about a gay man. 0.96
00:14:53.000 So I had a fun idea for today's show. 0.91
00:14:55.000 We have a tsunami of content every day.
00:15:00.000 I could easily do a 15 hour marathon every day.
00:15:04.000 And with so much to choose from, I honestly became kind of overwhelmed.
00:15:08.000 So we invented the Picker Wheel.
00:15:14.000 But before we do, I'd like to just mention Johnny Apple CBD.
00:15:21.000 Because we're going to make the free portion of this very short.
00:15:24.000 That's my new rule.
00:15:25.000 Because I'm sick of doing free stuff.
00:15:27.000 And I can't believe you guys aren't paying $10 a month for all this incredible content.
00:15:32.000 Especially when we've only just begun.
00:15:34.000 We've got new shows coming.
00:15:35.000 Big, big interviews.
00:15:38.000 Oh boy!
00:15:40.000 Jump Medic is a fantastic company creating... What?
00:15:42.000 Jump Medic?
00:15:43.000 I mean, sorry.
00:15:45.000 Today's episode of Get Off My Lawn is proudly sponsored by Johnny Apple CBD, our loyal sponsors since day one.
00:15:52.000 I think I took their gummies two nights ago. 0.98
00:15:54.000 You know when you're, it's bedtime and you're just like, I'm not 1% tired and you can feel that this is going to be one of those ones where you look at the clock and it's 1am, 2am, it's 2.30 and you're like, fuck that. 0.97
00:16:08.000 You know those feelings? 0.74
00:16:09.000 And then you start freaking out because you're up so late.
00:16:13.000 I gotta get up early, I got kids.
00:16:15.000 And that starts freaking you out.
00:16:17.000 And then you start brainwashing yourself.
00:16:19.000 Now, I gotta be careful here for legal reasons, but I have found, personally, that CBD gummies help me when I'm having one of those insomniac nights.
00:16:30.000 I don't know if I can even say that.
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00:17:24.000 The Spicy Chicken Sandwich.
00:17:41.000 Actually a little bit.
00:17:42.000 Why?
00:17:42.000 How'd you know that?
00:17:44.000 I can just tell.
00:17:45.000 It is a little dry.
00:17:47.000 It should be dripping.
00:17:48.000 The beauty of a cheeseburger, no matter where you get it, there's like stuff falling.
00:17:53.000 But so often, chicken burgers, chicken sandwiches, they're just like the one at Popeyes, the one at McDonald's, the Kentucky Fried Chicken one.
00:18:04.000 They should be like that sauce they have.
00:18:06.000 Maybe that sauce is expensive.
00:18:08.000 And they like being stingy.
00:18:09.000 I want pickles in there. 0.91
00:18:10.000 Dude, a tomato goes a long way.
00:18:12.000 Honestly, the pickle gives you a proper amount of moisture for that bite.
00:18:17.000 And then that's it.
00:18:19.000 Yeah.
00:18:19.000 I would like pepperoncinis in there.
00:18:22.000 Banana peppers.
00:18:22.000 I would love a pepperoncinis.
00:18:23.000 You know what I do at Subway?
00:18:25.000 What do you do?
00:18:27.000 Actually, no.
00:18:29.000 Like Sebastian Maniscalco says, run it through the garden.
00:18:32.000 Italian BMT, six-inch Italian bread, all that meat provolone toasted, and then it's tomatoes, pickles, lettuce, banana peppers, jalapenos,
00:18:45.000 That's about it, I think.
00:18:46.000 Did I say tomatoes?
00:18:47.000 No, olives.
00:18:48.000 Olives are too strong.
00:18:49.000 And then, honey mustard, mayo.
00:18:52.000 They're light mayos, the same as their real mayo, by the way.
00:18:55.000 And then, you've already got a lot of salt with those meats, so just pepper.
00:19:00.000 And then, oil and vinegar.
00:19:03.000 So, the mayo, the mustard, the oil and vinegar, the thing is sopping.
00:19:06.000 Like, you gotta eat it fast.
00:19:09.000 You want a juicy burger.
00:19:10.000 I mean, you want a juicy sandwich.
00:19:11.000 You need a juicy sandwich.
00:19:14.000 Okay, so this is what we're going to do for today's show.
00:19:17.000 We're going to spin the wheel.
00:19:21.000 I want to get, uh, Baby Monsters to call in and tell me what to report on next.
00:19:26.000 So these are our segments.
00:19:27.000 You can see, wait a minute.
00:19:27.000 There's two My Pet Bidens, bro.
00:19:31.000 Can you, can you edit it?
00:19:33.000 Yeah, you can go to the original file and it'll give you the option to delete.
00:19:38.000 Okay, let's get this button out of here.
00:19:41.000 It's gonna take you like 10 minutes.
00:19:43.000 I know.
00:19:44.000 This isn't bothering me, by the way.
00:19:46.000 Not homosexuals, but having it represent 50% of the show. 0.99
00:19:52.000 Welcome to the 50% Gaze Show! 0.97
00:19:56.000 How are we doing, slowest man alive?
00:19:57.000 Apparently I don't have the rights to edit it.
00:19:59.000 Did you sign up or something?
00:20:01.000 Nope.
00:20:01.000 Huh.
00:20:02.000 I don't believe you.
00:20:03.000 When I go to edit it just says yes, no, yes, no, yes, no.
00:20:06.000 It like completely uh... It strips back to the original format?
00:20:10.000 It strips back.
00:20:11.000 That's a good way to put it.
00:20:12.000 I don't... I think you're doing something wrong.
00:20:15.000 Could be.
00:20:17.000 But look.
00:20:18.000 Like I send you things and you... And then it says back to your wheel.
00:20:21.000 So I'm gonna click that.
00:20:23.000 Back to my wheel please.
00:20:26.000 What?
00:20:29.000 All right, well we have twice the My Pet Biden for today.
00:20:32.000 That's fine.
00:20:34.000 He's worth it.
00:20:36.000 He is.
00:20:37.000 All right, so let's spin the wheel.
00:20:41.000 Did you get that cool sound effect set up?
00:20:43.000 I did.
00:20:44.000 Okay.
00:20:44.000 And here we... I'm gonna make a physical one of these.
00:20:48.000 That'll be fun.
00:20:50.000 Here we go.
00:20:59.000 You can just get this anywhere on the net.
00:21:02.000 Opening song.
00:21:03.000 Okay.
00:21:04.000 That's a fun one.
00:21:05.000 So we chose Coach Party, but we could have chosen a different one.
00:21:11.000 For example, I almost picked this little number.
00:21:15.000 Um, it's called, do you have access to all the songs?
00:21:19.000 Let's try, um, Talkless while I'm in it.
00:21:25.000 Now, I've usually looked into the artist before.
00:21:28.000 I don't know much about this guy.
00:21:29.000 He looks very New York.
00:21:32.000 I'm New York.
00:21:35.000 What's his story?
00:21:38.000 A Dirty Dozen?
00:21:39.000 Okay, hold on a sec.
00:21:41.000 Here's Rock Magazine.
00:21:43.000 Brazilian-American artist.
00:21:46.000 Grunge punk elements.
00:21:52.000 See, my generation always wants to know where the guy lives.
00:21:55.000 I don't know why I care.
00:21:57.000 Uh...
00:22:23.000 What do you think, Ryan?
00:22:24.000 I think it's cool.
00:22:27.000 What's going on with your mix?
00:22:29.000 Oh, man.
00:22:30.000 I just got about a bunch of songs, and then it'll be done.
00:22:36.000 And have you been working on it?
00:22:38.000 Oh, yeah.
00:22:39.000 Okay.
00:22:40.000 So when you do the green screen presenting every song, or do you do it from your desk?
00:22:43.000 I do it from my desk so I can control all the buttons.
00:22:46.000 And you play a bit of the video or something?
00:22:49.000 No, I don't think I have any of that.
00:22:50.000 I keep it way fast-paced, but there's a lot of songs on there. 0.82
00:22:54.000 I bet it's going to suck baloney.
00:22:56.000 Well, that's subjective. 0.98
00:22:58.000 So that's probably that will be your opinion.
00:23:01.000 But I've gotten a lot of supportive comments from people saying they relate to my music more than yours.
00:23:06.000 That's that's crazy.
00:23:08.000 There ain't old fogies.
00:23:10.000 Yeah, that's that talkless video was a real old fogey stuff.
00:23:13.000 This is the problem with with playing these bands that I have.
00:23:17.000 I can't give you background on like this band.
00:23:21.000 Thanks so much.
00:23:22.000 We almost played them.
00:23:25.000 It's a girl from Toronto.
00:23:28.000 Her real name is Carter DeFilippis.
00:23:31.000 Oh, he started his career and released his first single.
00:23:36.000 His biggest single is Spit In My Face.
00:23:39.000 Wah! 0.94
00:23:40.000 There's no video?
00:23:47.000 Is that the YouTube video?
00:23:50.000 Yep.
00:24:02.000 All right, that's fun.
00:24:06.000 Can you give us a taste of your mixtape?
00:24:09.000 Yeah, I have it right over here.
00:24:13.000 It's going to be terrible, guys. 0.98
00:24:15.000 It's going to be fucking terrible. 0.97
00:24:25.000 You got a lot of prog rock in there. 0.94
00:24:27.000 Do you have your own music in there?
00:24:29.000 No.
00:24:29.000 No, I do not.
00:24:30.000 Why not?
00:24:31.000 Well, you know.
00:24:32.000 People like to see industrial videos about how to clean a plane.
00:24:35.000 That's not all of my stuff.
00:24:37.000 Let's see.
00:24:37.000 What's a good track?
00:24:39.000 What's a good track that I think you would like?
00:24:41.000 Let's see.
00:24:41.000 This is a good thing.
00:24:42.000 Like when you're in a car full of people you want to play.
00:24:44.000 Collective Soul.
00:24:45.000 Cracker.
00:24:46.000 Yes.
00:24:46.000 Vance J. I like this song.
00:24:49.000 It's pro-Russian.
00:24:50.000 Skinny Puppy.
00:24:56.000 Artie Gay.
00:24:57.000 I'm a big Russian guy lately.
00:25:09.000 I'm impressed, dude.
00:25:12.000 How bad your taste in music is.
00:25:13.000 How about Rats by Rasputina? 1.00
00:25:16.000 It's a group of four bitches that play cellos. 1.00
00:25:22.000 Did you hear about them at Eurovision? 0.99
00:25:26.000 No, this is an American band.
00:25:29.000 My ex-girlfriend Kat put this on the CD for me.
00:25:32.000 And also this song.
00:25:33.000 This is Tsunami Bomb.
00:25:36.000 Sleater-Kinney Adjacent.
00:25:38.000 Or Le Tigre Adjacent Band.
00:25:42.000 Wait, are you playing Sleater-Kinney?
00:25:44.000 What is that?
00:25:44.000 This is Tsunami Bomb.
00:25:48.000 Dude, you should just move to L.A.
00:25:52.000 and be with your people. 1.00
00:25:54.000 Your shitty taste people. 1.00
00:25:55.000 This is Sleater-Kinney. 1.00
00:25:59.000 See, can't you hear the difference?
00:26:02.000 No.
00:26:02.000 Well, yes, I can, but I like them both, you see.
00:26:05.000 But you're wrong.
00:26:05.000 This is the land of... Leader Kinney are incredibly talented.
00:26:09.000 And then, of course, you have... I mean, this is just fantastic.
00:26:13.000 Glasgow Kiss by John Petrucci.
00:26:20.000 I could play that, by the way.
00:26:23.000 Yeah, I figured.
00:26:25.000 It's corny.
00:26:31.000 And then I've got Little Lover by the Barr Brothers.
00:26:34.000 These are all different songs from each other.
00:26:38.000 Oh my god!
00:26:41.000 Yeah, that's... I don't think I'm gonna watch that.
00:26:45.000 This is good.
00:26:47.000 Bob Dylan, The Man in Me, one of his best songs in my opinion.
00:26:58.000 Okay.
00:26:59.000 Um...
00:27:01.000 Let's spin the wheel again.
00:27:03.000 That was a fun little foray into music.
00:27:06.000 And I hate that I can only play one opening song a day, because I have tombs.
00:27:13.000 Tombs, bro.
00:27:16.000 OK, and here we go.
00:27:18.000 Let's spin the wheel.
00:27:20.000 All right, let's do this.
00:27:23.000 What's it going to be, boys?
00:27:24.000 Yes or no?
00:27:29.000 Whoa, that looks like it's right on, like, Cop Talk!
00:27:32.000 Well, I don't like cannibalizing Cop Talk, because we have a cop show, but hey!
00:27:37.000 You make the background Cop Talk now.
00:27:39.000 What the wheel says, wheel goes.
00:27:43.000 Uh... Okay, let's try... Alright, let's try this one.
00:27:49.000 It's about four down.
00:27:50.000 MIPD duped into putting A-Cab on their cars.
00:27:59.000 You can just pull it up.
00:28:00.000 I don't mind.
00:28:02.000 It's fine.
00:28:02.000 Just pop it up there.
00:28:05.000 What are you doing?
00:28:07.000 It takes a while to transition things.
00:28:10.000 If you were to see my Ryan view, you'd be noticing I'm doing this.
00:28:14.000 What happened to your Ryan view?
00:28:15.000 And then this.
00:28:17.000 What happened to your Ryan view?
00:28:19.000 This is all you get now.
00:28:21.000 That's not what I asked.
00:28:23.000 The GoPro would not like it has such a lag on it that it's it's not bad at the beginning, but it worsens and worsens over time.
00:28:31.000 And then it also takes up a computer, which I can't have with the type of technological things we're requesting here.
00:28:38.000 So taking up a whole screen, that's a no no.
00:28:42.000 Okay.
00:28:46.000 Social media sleuths believe an artist hired to decorate a NYPD vehicle to celebrate... The buzz began after NYPD Commissioner Kee Chan Suoh's Twitter page posted a photo of an agency cruiser decked out in rainbow...
00:28:59.000 Like, this is a perfect example of the NYPD administration, I always say, fuck the police's boss, tripping over themselves to show how pro-diversity they are. 0.97
00:29:13.000 And I don't understand this. 0.98
00:29:14.000 This is really big in Britain, too.
00:29:17.000 Rainbow colors everywhere. 0.84
00:29:18.000 Did gays think that police hate them?
00:29:22.000 Is it Stonewall? 0.68
00:29:23.000 Are we still apologizing for Stonewall? 0.99
00:29:25.000 Stonewall was a bar where the mafia was selling them illegal booze. 0.81
00:29:33.000 A lot of gay bars traded in illegal booze. 0.92
00:29:35.000 They're already sinning, why not?
00:29:37.000 And so, the administrator, the city, told the police to crack down on illegal booze, because it's hurting the booze industry, and the booze, the alcohol lobbies are complaining. 0.88
00:29:47.000 Okay, we know that gay bar gets illegal booze from the mob, we'll go shut it down. 1.00
00:29:53.000 And after we check and make sure they're stealing, and they were using illegal alcohol. 0.98
00:29:57.000 Then the gays went nuts and were attacking them, so a riot broke out. 0.98
00:30:02.000 The narrative that the cops were like, no more homos in my town, it's New York City in what, 1972 or something? 0.99
00:30:10.000 69? 0.86
00:30:11.000 Yeah, we were familiar with gays. 0.86
00:30:13.000 It is a gay bar, after all, in the gay village, guys. 0.65
00:30:19.000 So even that was fake.
00:30:22.000 So why are we tripping over ourselves to tell gays we love them? 0.99
00:30:27.000 I would understand if it was blacks, if you had drill wrappers on the side. 0.99
00:30:31.000 I'm not saying you should do that, but at least there's some logic there. 0.98
00:30:34.000 Drill wrappers think the cops want to shoot them, and maybe they do. 0.85
00:30:39.000 So at least there's a semblance of logic there.
00:30:41.000 But yes, beyond a shadow of a doubt, this artist is ridiculing the NYPD by saying all colors are beautiful.
00:30:51.000 Have you ever seen that expression?
00:30:53.000 Ever?
00:30:54.000 No, no one says that. 0.97
00:30:56.000 And, and wait, gays aren't a color. 0.98
00:31:00.000 So you got, you got hustled. 0.98
00:31:06.000 All right, what else do we have in Copland?
00:31:12.000 Oh, that's a good one.
00:31:13.000 God, I hate cannibalizing these.
00:31:15.000 But OK, go two more down and there's another New York Post thing.
00:31:19.000 And oh, wow.
00:31:20.000 Why?
00:31:21.000 Why was that so speedy?
00:31:22.000 Because I saw you highlighting it instead of looking at like a huge list of just words that you have to read.
00:31:28.000 You have to take the time to to at least skim.
00:31:31.000 You can't know where in the doc is like your brain made the doc.
00:31:34.000 Wait a minute, you said that you were taking forever because you had to move a lot of computers around.
00:31:39.000 We didn't just do the spin wheel.
00:31:41.000 I didn't have to switch your background.
00:31:42.000 I didn't have to remove the sound effect.
00:31:44.000 That's a different computer.
00:31:45.000 Alright, so I'll just highlight the articles I want to use in the future.
00:31:51.000 But I think it's, this might be our new method, bro.
00:31:54.000 It's a good method.
00:31:55.000 It's a crystal method. 1.00
00:31:57.000 So this one is a fucking doozy. 0.99
00:31:59.000 Affirmative action horse mouth judge Hates cops clearly and So the cop says it's against my religion to get vaccinated. 0.99
00:32:13.000 You can't force me to get vaccinated.
00:32:14.000 It's a violation of my constitutional rights there's talk of the RNA whatever the vaccine using fetal parts of fetuses and I don't have anything to do with abortion.
00:32:25.000 So I'm not getting vaccinated great argument
00:32:30.000 I can't believe I didn't think of that before. 0.96
00:32:33.000 So this judge says, basically, cops can't be Christians because they kill people. 0.85
00:32:38.000 This is a judge. 0.97
00:32:40.000 Our justice system is a joke.
00:32:41.000 It's South Africa.
00:32:43.000 It's affirmative action. 0.77
00:32:45.000 She is not qualified.
00:32:46.000 I guarantee you. 0.95
00:32:48.000 And she's taking that retarded BLM narrative of just cops going like, well, lookie here, boys. 0.97
00:32:55.000 Yeah, that's what I thought. 1.00
00:32:57.000 Goddamn Negroes running around. 1.00
00:33:00.000 I like to shoot them in the ass when they run away. 1.00
00:33:03.000 I like to kill them. 1.00
00:33:05.000 I became a cop to kill black people. 1.00
00:33:08.000 That's her narrative. 1.00
00:33:10.000 So go down a bit.
00:33:10.000 It's like towards the end.
00:33:14.000 Blow it up.
00:33:18.000 Is it a quote?
00:33:22.000 She says, what about that do not kill thing?
00:33:24.000 Oh yeah.
00:33:25.000 Associate Justice Troy K. Weber fired back, citing the Sixth Commandment.
00:33:30.000 Does being a police officer conflict with Christian values as well?
00:33:34.000 That, you know, do not kill the thing?
00:33:38.000 You know, the I can't breathe?
00:33:40.000 That, you know, do not kill thing?
00:33:43.000 I don't know if that's a typo or if she really said that.
00:33:45.000 They should have added a sick if that's what she said. 0.98
00:33:49.000 But uh, 0.64
00:33:51.000 Yeah, that's our judges, folks.
00:33:54.000 I was talking to a lawyer the other day and he said, dude, you could pass the bar.
00:33:58.000 Like he goes, the only people not passing the bar right now are Chinese immigrants who have trouble understanding the question.
00:34:06.000 But he goes, the justice system, the checks and balances are gone. 1.00
00:34:12.000 And as you can see, I mean, remember we had that judge in New York who shit herself. 0.98
00:34:20.000 At the, what do you call it? 0.99
00:34:22.000 The throne?
00:34:24.000 The podium?
00:34:25.000 The thing-a-ma-doodle? 0.91
00:34:26.000 She's there shitting herself and then she gets mad because the clerks don't bring her a new chair. 1.00
00:34:33.000 You know, I can't breathe. 0.98
00:34:38.000 She's died, thank God.
00:34:41.000 But yeah, that's our justice system. 0.97
00:34:43.000 Cops can't be Christian because they kill people for fun. 1.00
00:34:48.000 Okay, why don't you move to a neighborhood where we don't have any cops? 0.99
00:34:52.000 Why don't you go to East New York, Judge, and we'll make sure no cops bother you whatsoever.
00:34:57.000 Is that more Christian for you?
00:35:00.000 Alright, we're gonna go behind the paywall, but we're gonna keep spinning the wheel.
00:35:04.000 But before we go...
00:35:06.000 I am currently on this.
00:35:09.000 Purple Works Nutrition.
00:35:10.000 I woke up hungover.
00:35:11.000 I didn't feel like going to the gym.
00:35:13.000 I put this in a... I put about half a tablespoon of this into a small thing of water.
00:35:20.000 I don't put it in a shake thing, although their shake cups are awesome.
00:35:25.000 And then my prickly start, and I have to get to the gym to put out the Purple Works fire in my body. 0.92
00:35:32.000 And it was a brutal session, dude.
00:35:35.000 A squat that goes into a walking to the weights, a pull, a pull, and then a push-up with the weights.
00:35:42.000 Then you walk back with your hands, stand up and squat back down again.
00:35:47.000 15 of those.
00:35:49.000 That's a bear crawl, right?
00:35:50.000 Yeah.
00:35:51.000 I hate the bear crawl.
00:35:52.000 I hate any kind of like burpy kind of a thing. 1.00
00:35:56.000 Oh, I just, I think we're doing too much other stuff.
00:35:59.000 I just want to get big arms.
00:36:00.000 That's not what's good for boxing though. 0.99
00:36:02.000 That's the, that's the fucked up. 0.98
00:36:03.000 That's where I am at. 0.99
00:36:04.000 I don't, I want, I'm getting a, like a teenage mutant ninja turtle back.
00:36:08.000 Yeah.
00:36:10.000 The gym owner said the same thing cause he does the same routine as me.
00:36:12.000 He goes, dude, I took my shirt off.
00:36:14.000 I look like a head of lettuce from the back.
00:36:17.000 Yeah, you're here in a half shell.
00:36:19.000 If you want, this is what I would do.
00:36:21.000 I would suggest to you, on the days that you train, do some shoulder workouts.
00:36:26.000 For your shoulders.
00:36:27.000 Like what?
00:36:30.000 Oh, I know what shoulders are.
00:36:32.000 Lateral raises are good.
00:36:33.000 Not straight out left, but a little bit up to the front like a Y. Yeah, we did those.
00:36:38.000 25 pound weights going like this.
00:36:40.000 So, but getting them bigger, you're going to want to go up in weight and less reps.
00:36:44.000 And you're going to want to keep pushing that level.
00:36:46.000 So, say you did a, you know, 25 is pretty heavy for that, I'd say.
00:36:51.000 But you want to get like 15, maybe 8 to 15 reps.
00:36:55.000 And then you can't do any more.
00:36:56.000 But don't hurt yourself. 0.98
00:36:57.000 Because shoulders get fucked up pretty quick. 0.94
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00:37:27.000 What's that?
00:37:27.000 Say that again?
00:37:54.000 Dude, people are saying the new season of You Should Leave sucks. 0.62
00:37:59.000 I know why they're saying that.
00:38:01.000 It's because, you know how in the first season it was kind of like, it was like, hey guys, I'm going to be over here just doing my own thing.
00:38:08.000 And then they're like, OK. 0.99
00:38:09.000 And then he's like, damn it! 1.00
00:38:11.000 And they're like, what the fuck? 1.00
00:38:12.000 He does something bizarre. 1.00
00:38:13.000 And then he's like, sorry guys, blah, blah, blah.
00:38:18.000 And he spazzes out.
00:38:19.000 Now it's just 100% spaz. 0.97
00:38:23.000 I heard he, I've been waiting for my daughter to get back, because I want to watch it with her.
00:38:27.000 But I heard he's bringing in celebrities?
00:38:31.000 He had a couple of cameos before.
00:38:32.000 He had, I guess, Tim Heidecker's a celebrity in that world.
00:38:36.000 But yeah, he's got Jason Schwartzman in there.
00:38:40.000 Ew! 0.98
00:38:40.000 The thing is, yet again, it's like... Possible pedophile. 0.98
00:38:43.000 It's, he goes from like, he went to, he used to be going from zero to 100, now it's kind of just starts at 60, and then never goes normal.
00:38:52.000 You know what I mean?
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00:39:38.000 All right I think we can sign off now.
00:39:40.000 Don't worry folks we still got plenty of show for you.
00:39:44.000 But I feel like I'm like I got to read Anita Fashion's ad but I don't have to read Anita Fashion's ad because you see this every day.
00:39:51.000 What do you think of this suit?
00:39:53.000 I love that suit.
00:39:54.000 It's kind of 1930s and then this is a weird color of shirt I've never had before.
00:39:59.000 What is that?
00:40:01.000 It's like coffee stain.
00:40:04.000 So that's smart.
00:40:05.000 So when you coffee stain your shirt, you don't see it.
00:40:08.000 No one sees it.
00:40:09.000 It's like a very, very light brown.
00:40:12.000 See, that's when you've been going to Nita as long as I have.
00:40:15.000 And you look at the swatches, you start getting kind of kooky.
00:40:18.000 Might be taupe.
00:40:21.000 And it goes great with these J.Crew shoes I got that are lighter than air.
00:40:29.000 So yeah, you go to Anita Fashions.
00:40:31.000 Most people want to contact them on their Instagram page.
00:40:35.000 DM them.
00:40:36.000 They'll measure you up.
00:40:37.000 Great way to bond on a new date with a girl.
00:40:39.000 You buy that tailor measuring tape.
00:40:41.000 You know, the floppy kind.
00:40:43.000 You go, hey, can you measure me for this thing?
00:40:44.000 You're creating intimacy.
00:40:47.000 And they do your neck and everything. 0.97
00:40:49.000 And then they send it in from Hong Kong.
00:40:51.000 And dude, I cannot tell you how comfortable it is.
00:40:56.000 I'm wearing my PJs right now.
00:40:58.000 Like when I come home and I'm wearing sweatpants and a t-shirt, I commonly change into a Nita fashion suit in order to relax.
00:41:09.000 So yeah, check them out.
00:41:10.000 Every time you see me wearing a suit on this show, it's a Nita fashion suit.
00:41:13.000 So every show is an advertisement for them.
00:41:15.000 You can be an Asian man.
00:41:17.000 And that's... You can be an Asian woman. 1.00
00:41:18.000 That's the... I don't like women going to Nita Fashions, sorry. 1.00
00:41:24.000 Too many demands.
00:41:26.000 So my dress shirts and the suits are Nita Fashions.
00:41:30.000 But once a year they tour the country.
00:41:32.000 They go to your town and you should visit them when you're there.
00:41:35.000 Anyway, let's get back to some fun stuff.
00:41:37.000 Some rude stuff.
00:41:38.000 We can't really be rude on the free part.
00:41:41.000 And...
00:41:43.000 Let's have some fun.
00:41:44.000 I'm talking to the subscribers here.
00:41:45.000 You guys, you freeloaders, I don't know why you're not paying 10 bucks a month.
00:41:48.000 And to be totally frank, I'm a little grumpy on the Friday show because I'm like entertaining these people for free and they don't, they're not committed enough to spend a beer and a half a month for unlimited entertainment.
00:42:00.000 Yeah, four shows or five shows a week.
00:42:05.000 So what would that be per show if you're paying $10 a month?
00:42:08.000 Like Saturday, Sunday, and those are just me.
00:42:10.000 That's true.
00:42:11.000 I do a show a day.
00:42:12.000 So let's see 30 days divided by five.
00:42:14.000 I mean by divided by 10.
00:42:16.000 That's like pennies a show. 1.00
00:42:18.000 You cheap fucking bastards. 1.00
00:42:20.000 30 divided by 10. 1.00
00:42:21.000 You can't do in your head?
00:42:22.000 No, I don't want to.
00:42:24.000 I can try.
00:42:24.000 Let me see 30 divided by 10.
00:42:26.000 So was it is 30 cents a show?
00:42:30.000 Or is it $3?
00:42:31.000 No, it's $0.30 a show, right?
00:42:33.000 You don't know.
00:42:35.000 $0.30 divided by $0.10 is $0.03.
00:42:37.000 So it's $0.03 a show?
00:42:38.000 No, it's $0.10 divided by $0.30 you want to do.
00:42:41.000 Dollars per show.
00:42:42.000 Dollars per show, right.
00:42:44.000 So it's $0.30.
00:42:46.000 $0.30 a show.
00:42:46.000 So I did get to that.
00:42:47.000 Okay.
00:42:50.000 Anyway.
00:42:52.000 Goodbye freeloaders, and stick around payers, and from both parties, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.