Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 30, 2023


S4E265 - TOUGH GUYS (Part 1)

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JumpMedic Bag Builder and subscription service Proud Boys protest vs. Pride event Purple Works Nutrition
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Gavin McInnes
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Tim Pool Ryan Katsu-Rivera Gavin Tommy Alex Jones Stephen Marsh Ricky Gervais Sam Seder Paul Weller Dumpster Fire Frank David Pakman Proud Boys Richard Spencer Austin Peterson Paul Yeartwell Graham Norton Jump Medic Dave Rubin Alan Carr JFK Jr. RFK Jr. RFK Fleckus Elijah Schaffer Dumpster Fire Tank and 32 more
S4E263 - WAR ON COPS S4E271 - TERRIBLE TITS, TOO (Part 1)

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In this episode, the boys discuss the new Frank Ocean cover of the song "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Frank the Tank. Also, the new Fall Out Boy cover of "Dumpster fire" is out, and it's not good. The boys also talk about the recent death of Kurt Cobain and the new music video for his new song, "Sonic the Hedgehog" and much, much more! Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. All rights reserved. Used by permission. The opinions and thoughts expressed here are our own and do not necessarily reflect those of our record labels or record labels. We do not own the rights to any music used in this episode. This episode was produced and edited by our own patrons and is not in any way affiliated with any of our labels, record labels, labels, etc. We are not responsible for the music used on this episode or any of the music included in it. If you have any objections, please call us at 800-273-8255-2882 or e-mail us at sws@whatiwatchedtonight.co.nz and we'll make sure to fix it. Thanks for listening and/or if you leave us a rating and review on Apple Podcasts. Thank you for listening to this episode! -Your support is greatly appreciated and we really appreciate it. Thank you so much appreciated. -Maggie, Matt, Alex, Caitlyn, Garrett, and the crew at the Barstool and all the support we've been working so hard on this past week. Love ya'll. XOXO, Caitie and the boys. xoxo. Thanks so much Caitie, Sarah and the guys. Caitie & the guys at the barstool. <3 Caitie - Thank you, Sarah, Matt and the team at the podcast. Mike, Sarah & the boys at The Barstools. & the rest. . -Sue and the bar at the radio show. Sarah is a lot of love. (and the bar in the bar and the club at the club in the back of the bar next door. ) Matt & the bar back at the park at the restaurant in the front of the hotel in the park next to the bar.

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:40.000 They keep promising to rock us in that song and they don't really do it.
00:00:46.000 They rocked a couple people.
00:00:47.000 I think they actually rocked everybody.
00:00:54.000 Putting the sponsors there, proudly displaying them.
00:00:58.000 Yeah, there's a solo at the end, but
00:01:02.000 Not a big rock... I was not into rock as a young man because I was into punk and you had to choose sides.
00:01:09.000 It was like in the 70s it was either rock or disco and then punk came along and said all that classic rock sucks and I didn't notice that it rocks until I was like 33.
00:01:18.000 Then I started discovering bands such as the Rolling Stones and a guy named Bruce Springsteen.
00:01:28.000 And learn their good.
00:01:29.000 So that was 1977.
00:01:30.000 News of the World was the album.
00:01:31.000 They released that as a B-side to We Are the Champions.
00:01:37.000 And they were both smash hits, obviously.
00:01:39.000 Radio stations would play both songs in a row.
00:01:42.000 Because they're so weird, you can kind of get away with that.
00:01:44.000 Like, that whole song is acapella, basically.
00:01:47.000 Until the end.
00:01:48.000 Says it's only two minutes.
00:01:49.000 I don't think I've ever noticed that.
00:01:51.000 Hmm. 0.99
00:01:52.000 That's fucking short. 0.98
00:01:54.000 It's a lot of teasing, not a lot of pleasing. 0.98
00:01:57.000 Frank the Tank wrote a song to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire, which is Billy Joel, right?
00:02:03.000 And it's called Mets are a Dumpster Fire.
00:02:05.000 They are always teasing.
00:02:07.000 They are never pleasing.
00:02:09.000 You know, they just came out with, you know, you probably know the Fall Out Boys.
00:02:12.000 They just came out with one.
00:02:15.000 No, I did not know that.
00:02:15.000 You didn't know that?
00:02:16.000 No.
00:02:16.000 Everybody's talking about it.
00:02:19.000 Talking about what?
00:02:20.000 I think the first lines are Harry Potter, Twilight, something something.
00:02:25.000 Yeah.
00:02:25.000 It just came out a day ago.
00:02:27.000 No, two days ago I guess.
00:02:28.000 Ew.
00:02:28.000 Or a day ago.
00:02:30.000 Let's hear it.
00:02:31.000 We didn't start the fire.
00:02:32.000 Let's, lyrics, alright, we want the lyrics. 1.00
00:02:36.000 What a useless, dumb cover. 0.96
00:02:39.000 Well, I guess it has updated references, right? 0.98
00:02:42.000 So let's see what they do with it.
00:02:43.000 Maybe they'll mention you.
00:02:47.000 Gavin Tommy Alex Jones! 0.99
00:02:50.000 This is so gay. 1.00
00:02:51.000 Crowder caught on microphone yelling at his pregnant wife and Dave Landau is gone. 1.00
00:02:56.000 It's like, wow, damn, he really knows the drama. 0.99
00:03:06.000 Eww! 0.99
00:03:07.000 Kurt Cobain?
00:03:12.000 Pokemon? 1.00
00:03:15.000 Shut up. 0.99
00:03:15.000 I heard they made George Floyd rhyme with Metroid. 0.99
00:03:19.000 Which is a video game.
00:03:21.000 This is like AI would probably do a better job with this.
00:03:23.000 Now you gotta find Frank the Tank.
00:03:25.000 Look up Barstool Sports, Frank the Tank, Mets song.
00:03:31.000 Dumpster Fire maybe.
00:03:33.000 Got it.
00:03:34.000 It's not good.
00:03:35.000 Like, he didn't finish it.
00:03:35.000 At least Fall Out Boy finished theirs.
00:03:38.000 He's just barfing out verses that he hasn't practiced.
00:03:43.000 Stop playing that Fall Out Boy one.
00:03:44.000 It's putting me in a bad mood.
00:03:46.000 It's just weird that you bring it up and it's like one of the most newest things out there.
00:03:50.000 Well, maybe that's why Frank did it?
00:03:51.000 I don't know.
00:03:52.000 Frank's song is like three days old.
00:03:54.000 Let's see.
00:03:57.000 Frank the Tank Met Song Dumpster.
00:03:59.000 Yeah, that's it.
00:04:00.000 Interesting.
00:04:01.000 That didn't come up.
00:04:04.000 Wait, wait, was that it?
00:04:05.000 Yeah, I think it was.
00:04:06.000 Oh, OK.
00:04:10.000 It's 30 minutes.
00:04:12.000 At the Barstool Sports Store.
00:04:14.000 This is like a whole episode.
00:04:17.000 Oh, man. 1.00
00:04:17.000 They don't know how to tag their shit. 1.00
00:04:19.000 I thought they were. 1.00
00:04:19.000 Oh, here we go. 1.00
00:04:20.000 Frank the Tank.
00:04:21.000 No, that was three years ago.
00:04:23.000 OK, not helping.
00:04:25.000 We killed the momentum of the show.
00:04:27.000 You sure it's not?
00:04:28.000 I found it in one second when I looked it up.
00:04:32.000 Frank the Tank, right?
00:04:34.000 Yes.
00:04:34.000 Let me go.
00:04:36.000 Mets.
00:04:37.000 Dumpster.
00:04:39.000 I'm gonna be so mad if this comes up.
00:04:40.000 Well, you're searching a different thing than I am.
00:04:43.000 That doesn't matter.
00:04:44.000 You should be smart enough.
00:04:46.000 Found it.
00:04:49.000 That was... How long did that take me?
00:04:51.000 What did you type?
00:04:52.000 Because you gave me... This is fixed.
00:04:55.000 I just found it.
00:04:56.000 How long did that take me?
00:04:58.000 No, I typed in Mets Dumpster Fire Tank.
00:05:03.000 No, Mets Dumpster Fire Frank.
00:05:05.000 And it's the second one, it's a TikTok.
00:05:08.000 Apparently it's two weeks ago.
00:05:09.000 Why can't- Oh, this is not on YouTube.
00:05:14.000 You're searching only in YouTube?
00:05:15.000 Yeah.
00:05:16.000 Because that's where videos and songs go.
00:05:18.000 No. 0.99
00:05:19.000 Well, you're defending your position after fucking up. 0.99
00:05:23.000 That's amazing. 0.99
00:05:23.000 You saw me typing that in YouTube. 0.99
00:05:25.000 That's not an excuse either!
00:05:28.000 When you're looking for a video, you go in all of Google everything.
00:05:32.000 YouTube only has some videos.
00:05:35.000 As you just learned the hard way.
00:05:37.000 And you're like, I went there because it's where the videos are.
00:05:39.000 After the video he's looking for wasn't there.
00:05:43.000 It's the top one.
00:05:47.000 Now listen how bad this is.
00:05:49.000 What's the 07-08 like collapses?
00:05:51.000 How'd you work that in there?
00:06:17.000 Yeah, okay.
00:06:18.000 Give me that one.
00:06:22.000 Alright.
00:06:24.000 Carlos Beltran launches strike three.
00:06:26.000 2007 collapse.
00:06:28.000 Shea Stadium goes bye-bye.
00:06:31.000 Mets go down the slide. 1.00
00:06:34.000 The Mets are a dumpster fire. 0.99
00:06:36.000 What? 0.86
00:06:37.000 That's not the way this song goes, Frank.
00:06:38.000 They're always teasing.
00:06:39.000 They are never pleasing. 0.99
00:06:41.000 The Mets are a dumpster fire. 0.97
00:06:42.000 Back to Queen, though.
00:06:43.000 So if you were into punk, you hated rock.
00:06:45.000 Classic rock.
00:06:47.000 We called them the dinosaurs and there was this rivalry going on back in the 70s and the Sex Pistols were a big part of that and they were recording in the studio once.
00:06:59.000 And Freddie Mercury had said, my goal, with his weird teeth, my goal is to bring opera to the masses.
00:07:08.000 So Sid is drunk in the studio and he comes stumbling in laughing at Freddie Mercury and he goes, how you doing?
00:07:14.000 You alright?
00:07:15.000 The way you do Sid Vicious is you exhale.
00:07:18.000 How's it going, Freddie?
00:07:21.000 How's bringing opera to the masses going?
00:07:26.000 And that's funny.
00:07:28.000 And then he laughed at him and walked away.
00:07:29.000 Probably spilled his beer.
00:07:31.000 But when Queen tells a story, they make themselves the winners.
00:07:36.000 They did a good job.
00:07:37.000 So check out their version of that story.
00:07:40.000 Sid came in. 1.00
00:07:41.000 Sid was a moron, you know. 1.00
00:07:42.000 He was an idiot. 1.00
00:07:45.000 And he called into the room, have you succeeded in bringing ballet to the masses yet? 1.00
00:07:50.000 No, opera.
00:07:51.000 I called Sid Vicious, I know, I called him Simon Ferocious or something and he didn't like it at all.
00:07:55.000 I said, what are you going to do about it?
00:07:57.000 Fred went up and took him by the lapels and pushed him out the door.
00:08:00.000 He hated the fact that I could even speak like that.
00:08:03.000 Right.
00:08:04.000 Then, um... So we went, I think we survived that test.
00:08:11.000 Wow!
00:08:12.000 You're tough, Freddie. 1.00
00:08:14.000 That's a gay nerd retelling a story. 1.00
00:08:18.000 My favorite Sid Vicious story, of course, is when he assumed Paul Weller was a wimp because he wore a suit. 0.98
00:08:25.000 It's only true in my case. 1.00
00:08:28.000 And he went over to him and he went to kick his ass. 1.00
00:08:31.000 Paul Weller grew up in a boxing gym. 1.00
00:08:32.000 His dad was a professional fighter.
00:08:37.000 So it didn't go well for Sid.
00:08:39.000 Here's someone talking about it.
00:08:40.000 At least Freddie Mercury didn't die because of his addiction to his gross vices.
00:08:47.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:08:49.000 Like gay sex. 1.00
00:08:51.000 Go to 11B. 1.00
00:08:53.000 That's Sid Vicious' bodyguard back when they were really blowing up.
00:08:57.000 So we're sitting in the speakeasy and Paul Weller's coming in with his wife.
00:09:01.000 Now if Sid had just waited a second and asked me, I would have told him that Paul Weller
00:09:06.000 Well look after yourself.
00:09:07.000 His dad John was an Xbox and all that. 0.97
00:09:09.000 Sid's gone out like a lunatic with the boots flying.
00:09:12.000 Paul Yeartwell has cracked him a few punches but he had a glass in his hand at the time Paul and it cut Sid on the face. 0.87
00:09:21.000 There was a bit of screaming.
00:09:22.000 I jumped in between them and Sid's there, he's cut, he's got a glass in his face and pulled at his wife.
00:09:27.000 I said, well, I apologised to him and they went off and I said to Sid, why did you attack him like that?
00:09:31.000 He said, because he said that we nipped in the city and to earn holidays in the sun.
00:09:37.000 I said, well you did!
00:09:39.000 Did you catch that?
00:09:41.000 He said, Paul Weller was mad at the Sex Pistols for stealing the beginning of In the City, which is... And he said, you stole that riff from In the City for Holidays in the Sun.
00:09:58.000 And then Sid's outraged and his body goes, but you did, Sid, you did steal that riff.
00:10:04.000 The reason I chose We Will Rock You
00:10:06.000 Let's hear it in English so we can sing it like a racist.
00:10:31.000 You nailed it here.
00:10:32.000 That's better than the original.
00:10:34.000 What's with your boots?
00:10:59.000 First of all, I'd like to say that Ryan... Oh, JFK Jr.
00:11:03.000 RFK Jr.
00:11:04.000 RFK, sorry.
00:11:05.000 Bless you.
00:11:06.000 I'd like to say that that's definitely not Ryan Katz.
00:11:10.000 I mean, if you look at the hair, the hairline's completely different.
00:11:14.000 He doesn't have that sort of... Yeah, I guess it's an older video from before his haircut?
00:11:20.000 I'm pretty sure it's Ryan.
00:11:21.000 He did...
00:11:23.000 He did Have You Ever Seen the Rain by Creedence Clearwater Revival, and he nailed that perfectly too.
00:11:32.000 You don't even bother learning the lyrics?
00:11:55.000 I don't even think that's in Spanish.
00:12:02.000 Anyway, great work.
00:12:04.000 Yeah, again, looking at the footage, seeing all the footage of Ryan Ketzer, I don't think that's the same person at all.
00:12:12.000 Gotta say, RFK, you got a lot of balls to say you're going to be president with that voice.
00:12:17.000 Well, you know, it's kind of like a reset, right? 0.56
00:12:21.000 Because everything is fast paced in politics.
00:12:23.000 But if you watch my town hall, it kind of like resets your attention span.
00:12:28.000 And, you know, a lot of TikTok crowd is not going to like that, but it makes you listen and actually, you know, wait for a good response.
00:12:36.000 Like, for example, like if you hear me say, for example, you know, you're in for another five minutes or so.
00:12:41.000 I like that you're anti-CIA, and you're anti-Big Pharma, and you want to drain the swamp.
00:12:46.000 That's cool.
00:12:47.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:12:47.000 But you have some other shit that's weird. 0.99
00:12:49.000 Like all this, they have a cure for cancer, but they're hiding it. 0.98
00:12:52.000 And there is a machine, one of the oldest symbols, that can generate the energy of the universe.
00:13:01.000 It can harness the energy from the universe and just push it out. 0.76
00:13:04.000 That's like African retard stuff. 1.00
00:13:06.000 OK, well, I mean, hear me out on this. 0.93
00:13:10.000 None of those ideas would be put into law.
00:13:13.000 I'm not gonna make a law that says you have to believe that there's a cancer-fighting machine.
00:13:17.000 I'm just saying that you have to have clinical double-blind trials of vaccines before you, I mean, pump a kid full of... All right.
00:13:24.000 Jump Medic.
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00:13:29.000 They want you to... Ryan, did you read the email?
00:13:31.000 Yeah, I have to show the grab bag part.
00:13:34.000 Yeah.
00:13:35.000 Ryan's obviously not here today.
00:13:37.000 Okay, well, RFK, can you make sure you focus on the bag build?
00:13:42.000 Sure.
00:13:44.000 JumpMedic is the first and only company that lets you customize your own first aid kit.
00:13:47.000 If you watched Get Off My Lawn over the last several months, you've seen me open up the JumpMedic bag.
00:13:51.000 We have it right here, folks.
00:13:53.000 Very simply, just pull it down like that.
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00:13:57.000 It's ready to rock.
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00:14:03.000 Having the Jumpmatic bag really gives you peace of mind.
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00:14:15.000 Oh, they put a little stopgap in there to make sure you did it right.
00:14:35.000 They have more bandages than I even knew existed.
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00:14:56.000 Enter promo code RYANSUCKS for 10% off. 0.87
00:15:00.000 Or if you don't think Ryan sucks, you could also enter GAVINSUCKS. 0.98
00:15:03.000 By this time next week we will determine once and for all who sucks. 0.99
00:15:07.000 So if you think I suck, make that the promo code. 0.98
00:15:10.000 If you think Ryan sucks, make that the promo code. 0.99
00:15:13.000 And then next week we'll notice that it was like 99 Ryan sucks and 1 Gavin sucks. 1.00
00:15:17.000 99 loved Ryan sucks. 0.99
00:15:21.000 Promo code for Jumping Medic. 0.99
00:15:24.000 Oh, that reminds me.
00:15:28.000 This happened last time, dude.
00:15:29.000 When I print out the notes, it prints out this very realistic looking drop of water.
00:15:34.000 Do you ever see that?
00:15:36.000 You're kidding.
00:15:38.000 No.
00:15:39.000 Go to the Need of Fashions page while we're here.
00:15:43.000 I've yet to wear my new suit to the show.
00:15:46.000 Why?
00:15:47.000 I ought to.
00:15:47.000 I feel very... I'm protective over it.
00:15:52.000 I want to save it for, like, a night.
00:15:54.000 Because the way it comes, it comes nice and pressed and perfect.
00:15:58.000 Uh-huh.
00:15:58.000 And I don't want to, like, ruin those original creases.
00:16:01.000 I want to save it for a nice occasion.
00:16:04.000 Doesn't it come out the bag just pressed nice?
00:16:06.000 Well, I have to iron it because it's folded.
00:16:11.000 Hmm and the shirts when you get them in the cuffs are folded so you gotta what I do is I open them up wide and then I'm with an iron I go back and forth to take out the fold on them.
00:16:21.000 So check the schedule.
00:16:23.000 Schedule.
00:16:27.000 Okay, so what are we... June 29th.
00:16:30.000 Uh-oh, we already missed that.
00:16:33.000 So they're in New Jersey right now at the Hilton Short Hills Hotel until Canada Day.
00:16:41.000 Oh, then they're back in NYC.
00:16:42.000 That's good.
00:16:43.000 I'm gonna pay them a visit and get a couple shirts.
00:16:44.000 So they were in New Jersey starting yesterday and they're gonna be there till July 1st.
00:16:49.000 Right?
00:16:50.000 When is that?
00:16:53.000 Until Monday.
00:16:55.000 And then they're over to New York City.
00:16:57.000 Oh wow, they're gonna be here July 3rd.
00:16:59.000 So they'll be here for July 4th.
00:17:03.000 We can hang out together.
00:17:04.000 So 3rd, 4th.
00:17:06.000 Fifth, that whole week, all of next week, they're here in New York.
00:17:12.000 And then there's, they're in Chicago, July 9th.
00:17:16.000 This is all on their website.
00:17:17.000 Then they're in Atlanta, West Palm Beach, Florida.
00:17:20.000 Oh, at the same time we're doing our comedy shows.
00:17:23.000 You're kidding.
00:17:24.000 Awesome.
00:17:26.000 And the Hilton West Palm Beach Hotel.
00:17:29.000 Wait, that's amazing.
00:17:31.000 Why is that amazing?
00:17:31.000 What a coincidence.
00:17:34.000 But you know what there there's other things going on and like that's a There's the some AFPAC secret AFPAC thing going on.
00:17:41.000 Oh, yeah Yeah, also a turning point thing or something all in that one area all that one time Hmm, maybe we'll get more people to our show.
00:17:49.000 I don't think tickets are selling very well They usually don't until like the week the marathon did well though.
00:17:53.000 We sold out Austin.
00:17:55.000 Yeah, and we don't have the footage.
00:17:56.000 Oh
00:17:57.000 Yeah, cuz the venue fucked up and they recorded the wrong thing and it was probably the best set I've ever done and with this the first time we use those bags where you lock them up and you can't use your phone Yep, so hey guys, you got to see it.
00:18:09.000 You got to see it live We have a blast with the people after the show to you.
00:18:12.000 You're gonna not wanna get Alex Jones Come on, I did an Alex Jones imitation and then Alex Jones turned out to be the imitation gone I there was a lot of n-words in the set.
00:18:20.000 I'm thinking maybe they're they fucked it up on purpose but not in the crowd.
00:18:23.000 I 0.93
00:18:25.000 What?
00:18:26.000 But not in the crowd.
00:18:27.000 No, I'm just kidding.
00:18:28.000 There's plenty of everything.
00:18:29.000 Because when you say jokes with the n-word in them, their logo is behind you, so it looks like they endorse it. 0.99
00:18:38.000 Look at that.
00:18:38.000 Jumpmatic bag, ready to go.
00:18:39.000 It's racist not to endorse n-words. 0.85
00:18:42.000 Okay, back to the news.
00:18:45.000 These are the ones still to go.
00:18:52.000 So I heard Tim Poole murdered a woman, metaphorically. 0.99
00:18:56.000 There was a chick from that Sam Seder show with his little fucking funny eyebrows. 1.00
00:19:00.000 I'm just a little Jew. 0.99
00:19:04.000 And it was trending on Twitter.
00:19:06.000 It was like, Tim Poole destroyed.
00:19:08.000 Tim Poole, this woman just ate him alive. 1.00
00:19:10.000 And then I, then I look it up and it looks like he's, sorry.
00:19:17.000 The Twitterverse, which is mostly liberal, is gloating about how this girl from Sam Seder's show destroyed Tim Poole.
00:19:25.000 That's the general takeaway on Twitter.
00:19:27.000 So I go, oh I gotta see this.
00:19:28.000 Then I watch it and it's like, I see Tim Poole eviscerating this woman.
00:19:32.000 And I realize we're so, I've said this a million times, we're so divorced, it's the black and gold dress.
00:19:37.000 Some people see it as blue and yellow, some people see it as black and gold.
00:19:41.000 We can look at the same debate and we're both cheering because we won.
00:19:47.000 You don't see that in sports very often.
00:19:49.000 So I think she had said that one of the shooters was following Tim Pool.
00:19:55.000 Some mass shooter watched Timcast. 0.97
00:19:58.000 Which is a dumb thing to say. 0.97
00:20:01.000 Did he also drink Budweiser? 0.92
00:20:03.000 Is Budweiser responsible?
00:20:05.000 So they say that he influenced him.
00:20:07.000 But then Tim goes, but this mass shooter was watching your show.
00:20:12.000 So don't you win the debate if you point that out?
00:20:15.000 Right.
00:20:18.000 And it's not a political statement, it's not a political argument.
00:20:21.000 You're like, he watched an episode of her show.
00:20:23.000 I'm sorry, of his show.
00:20:26.000 There was that one guy who posted Sam Seder a whole bunch, remember?
00:20:28.000 The guy who killed all those people at the bar in Ohio?
00:20:31.000 I don't remember that case specifically.
00:20:32.000 Why did that guy watch Sam Seder so much?
00:20:35.000 Why do you guys appeal to mass shooters?
00:20:37.000 Why do mass shooters talk about Sam Seder being so inspirational to them?
00:20:41.000 Why is Emma Vigeland inspiring mass shooters?
00:20:45.000 Why did Gavin long?
00:20:46.000 Why are you okay with porn being shown to children?
00:20:48.000 Why does it sound like you keep saying, why did Gavin?
00:20:50.000 I think he's saying, why did Gavin long?
00:20:52.000 That must be it.
00:20:54.000 Look, if you want to play a game of nonsense statements for political brownie points, feel free to do so.
00:20:58.000 But I'll say it again.
00:20:59.000 Tim, I didn't mean to upset you.
00:21:02.000 This is exactly why Sam is not welcome on my show.
00:21:06.000 But it's not something that I just one day was like, you know what?
00:21:09.000 No, it's because I had serious conversations with networks and other high-profile individuals and I love- Can you name the high-profile individuals?
00:21:16.000 That's their business.
00:21:17.000 But I absolutely love how the response is, they're scared of Sam!
00:21:19.000 It's like, no, they despise him.
00:21:21.000 He's a bad faith actor who does exactly what you just did. 0.99
00:21:25.000 We're having a conversation about scientific research, data, my position on what I like about DeSantis, and then you go, your show's for neo-Nazis. 1.00
00:21:31.000 It's like, okay dude, are you stupid? 1.00
00:21:34.000 I'm just stating facts. 1.00
00:21:35.000 Okay, this is like lowbrow.
00:21:37.000 This is why you guys have 170 Dave Rubin videos.
00:21:41.000 Do you think the average person cares about Dave Rubin?
00:21:43.000 No, I'm just trying to combat it.
00:21:44.000 No, but you guys get clicks by doing it.
00:21:46.000 Hey, how about you guys run a video about how Tim Pool got into an argument with a pro-lifer about how he's in favor of pro-choice policy.
00:21:52.000 You didn't run that, did you? 0.95
00:21:53.000 Because you guys are grifters.
00:21:55.000 This is what you do.
00:21:56.000 I can invite you on for a real conversation, and what do you do?
00:21:58.000 Your show's for neo-Nazis. 0.78
00:21:59.000 This is why you guys don't get invited places.
00:22:01.000 Because you're not having real conversations.
00:22:03.000 I don't really care about getting invited places.
00:22:05.000 Holy moly.
00:22:06.000 I mean, you cannot get this dishonest.
00:22:09.000 You cannot be this...
00:22:11.000 Isn't that, that looked like Tim Pool was winning to me.
00:22:14.000 Yeah.
00:22:15.000 And it was a petty thing to bring up.
00:22:16.000 And that is actually a great example of what I'm talking about when I say we both look at the same thing and have totally different takeaways. 0.97
00:22:22.000 To think Tim Pool is a Nazi because he discusses things with far-right people occasionally is retarded. 1.00
00:22:31.000 And I've seen on Twitter people defending the position that Tim Pool is a Nazi by showing his guests. 0.64
00:22:37.000 That's a new thing.
00:22:39.000 Like in the old days, you would have someone you disagreed with.
00:22:42.000 I had Richard Spencer on my old show and we argued with each other.
00:22:45.000 I had Jason Kessler, the guy who organized Unite the Right, on my show.
00:22:49.000 I screamed at him.
00:22:49.000 We yelled at each other.
00:22:50.000 He hung up on me.
00:22:52.000 David Duke was on CNN.
00:22:56.000 Richard Spencer was on ESPN.
00:22:58.000 And then around, I would say, 2010 around, the left realized they were losing all these debates with these villains like Jared Taylor and Peter Brimelow.
00:23:10.000 And they said, OK, we can't do this anymore. 0.99
00:23:13.000 We're looking like imbeciles. 1.00
00:23:15.000 So now stop talking to them. 1.00
00:23:18.000 Stop debating them.
00:23:19.000 And if anyone asks, say, you don't want to give fascists a platform.
00:23:23.000 Yeah, that's what you say.
00:23:25.000 So you would feel like you're condoning it if you had them on your show, whether you win or lose the debate, you're giving them a platform.
00:23:32.000 And that was when that started, I went, it's like multiracial white supremacy.
00:23:36.000 You just assume it's not going to take.
00:23:38.000 It took, it gained traction.
00:23:40.000 And now, as we just saw, it's just accepted as a fact.
00:23:45.000 If you have far right people on your show,
00:23:48.000 Whether you disagree with them or not, and whether you also have liberal stuff on your show is irrelevant. 1.00
00:23:53.000 If you talk to these people, give them shit, tell them that their anti-Semitism is wrong, you're a Nazi. 1.00
00:24:01.000 Let me just make that crystal clear. 1.00
00:24:03.000 If you have Nick Fuentes on your show,
00:24:06.000 This is the left's belief and you rail against him and you point out problems with anti-semitism and all that stuff and you agree to disagree at the end, probably shake hands. 0.97
00:24:16.000 You're a Nazi. 1.00
00:24:17.000 That's how their fucking pea brains work. 1.00
00:24:20.000 So that's why people saw that Tim Pool thing and the left thinks she did an awesome job. 1.00
00:24:27.000 Yeah.
00:24:29.000 It's crazy. 0.99
00:24:30.000 Sam Seder is a grifter. 0.74
00:24:31.000 I remember I met him in like 2000 when he was doing that
00:24:35.000 Air America or something it was a leftist radio station with Janine Garofalo and him and he was following David around boring him to tears talking about what a scam it is and how it's all a pyramid scheme and the money isn't there and it's all gonna fall apart but he was laughing like we have this great scam going and David was like yeah okay I gotta go get some cheese 1.00
00:24:58.000 He's always been a fucking scumbag. 1.00
00:24:59.000 Listen, man. 1.00
00:25:01.000 I know you and me don't agree on everything.
00:25:03.000 I think that that's kind of what makes it fun, right?
00:25:05.000 You have your opinions.
00:25:06.000 I have mine.
00:25:07.000 We could always talk about it.
00:25:07.000 That's fine.
00:25:09.000 You know, an open, fair conversation.
00:25:11.000 But I appreciate you standing up for me, Gavin.
00:25:13.000 And I appreciate you realizing that I crushed that girl.
00:25:16.000 And then also.
00:25:18.000 Just because I wear a beanie doesn't mean I'm bald.
00:25:20.000 Thank you for saying that.
00:25:21.000 I appreciate that.
00:25:22.000 OK.
00:25:24.000 Another thing, this isn't in the notes, but I saw the Young Turks were talking about the Proud Boys demasking those FBI guys.
00:25:31.000 Patriot Front.
00:25:32.000 And it was, the title of the episode is a question, like, why did Proud Boys Patriot Front do something to Patriot Front?
00:25:39.000 Look, it's, it's Chink Uyghur and Anna Kasparian. 0.95
00:25:45.000 And it's their show.
00:25:46.000 So when you're searching for that, searching all of Google, not just YouTube videos,
00:25:53.000 And what are they gonna say? 0.98
00:25:55.000 Like, I saw one guy, maybe it was David Pakman, one of these, like, low-T, fucking Canadian-style nerds, who, you know, they think they're, like, so fair, and tough but fair, and honest, and looking at both sides, and they're just loser nerds. 0.96
00:26:12.000 But his angle was like, oh no, it was Krasenstein, I think. 1.00
00:26:17.000 One of those morons. 1.00
00:26:19.000 And he was saying, 1.00
00:26:21.000 I guess they did that because they don't want to be associated with the far far right, but you should know that both of their opinions are odious and they do not belong in civilized American society.
00:26:30.000 What?
00:26:32.000 So in other words, they maybe aren't racist, but just keep hating them anyway, okay? 0.96
00:26:36.000 Because they're just bad. 0.92
00:26:39.000 All right, so Cenk Uygur, Anticasparian racist?
00:26:43.000 I don't know the actual subject.
00:26:44.000 I know that's what you wanted me to search.
00:26:45.000 Them.
00:26:46.000 But what's the that what's the subject of them?
00:26:49.000 Proud Boys, dude.
00:26:50.000 Oh.
00:26:51.000 TYT Proud Boys.
00:26:54.000 There's a million different things that you could have used to look this up.
00:27:01.000 There we go.
00:27:20.000 You just watched footage of a scuffle between the Proud Boys and the Neo-Nazis within the Rose City Nationalists.
00:27:29.000 That's a group in Oregon.
00:27:31.000 And the scuffle took place in Oregon City, Oregon.
00:27:34.000 The physical conflict took place in response to a Pride event in Oregon City.
00:27:40.000 The neo-Nazis apparently wanted to join the Proud Boys in their anti-pride protest.
00:27:46.000 But as you can see from the footage, they were not welcome.
00:27:49.000 Now the question is why?
00:27:50.000 Some might argue that the Proud Boys and this neo-Nazi group have a lot in common.
00:27:55.000 Why would they engage in a scuffle?
00:27:57.000 Well, the protest was said to have been organized in protest of the Oregon City Pride events taking place at 7th Street.
00:28:04.000 A flyer for the event promised that special guests would be featured at various fun events during the day and evening held to celebrate the LGBTQ plus community.
00:28:14.000 So that was what the Proud Boys and the Neo-Nazis were trying to protest.
00:28:19.000 No, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong.
00:28:23.000 The Proud Boys were there because kids were involved. 1.00
00:28:27.000 No one gives a shit about gays. 0.99
00:28:28.000 They want us, and when I say us, I mean MAGA people, Proud Boys, Conservatives. 1.00
00:28:34.000 They want us to be racist and homophobic so bad. 0.99
00:28:37.000 It's so gay and it's so boring. 1.00
00:28:40.000 Kids, all we care about... How long has Pride Parade been going on for? 0.98
00:28:45.000 Probably since the 60s.
00:28:48.000 Why weren't we at any of them before?
00:28:50.000 Because you didn't involve kids. 0.99
00:28:51.000 Now you've pulled your dicks out in front of kids. 0.99
00:28:54.000 That bothers us. 0.99
00:28:57.000 But the Proud Boys didn't want to get involved with the neo-Nazis.
00:29:00.000 And I'm seeing arguments for different reasons, right?
00:29:06.000 So some, honestly, mostly I'm noticing-.
00:29:09.000 You know what we're watching here?
00:29:11.000 We're watching someone's retarded hypothesis melt down. 0.99
00:29:15.000 I am firmly convinced that Proud Boys are Nazis. 0.98
00:29:19.000 They beat up some Nazis.
00:29:20.000 And then you can see them go, well, what?
00:29:24.000 They always say stuff like, it's complicated, right?
00:29:30.000 What's happening over here?
00:29:31.000 Middle-aged women who wanted to take part in this protest, they're saying, look, we want nothing to do with these neo-Nazis, okay?
00:29:37.000 We have an issue with drag queens, we have an issue with these pride events, and that is what we're protesting. 1.00
00:29:43.000 We don't like the optics of being associated with these neo-Nazis.
00:29:47.000 We don't like these neo-Nazis.
00:29:48.000 Get to the meat. 0.99
00:29:48.000 We think they're creeps. 0.99
00:29:50.000 I don't know why they think the Proud Boys are squeaky clean, but that is what I've been noticing with some of the commentary and some of the comments on social media.
00:29:58.000 But then there's something else going on that I think is really, really fascinating.
00:30:02.000 And it's this allegation that the neo-Nazis who are attempting to march alongside the Proud Boys were actually feds.
00:30:10.000 And the argument is that they're masked up.
00:30:14.000 No.
00:30:14.000 This is so boring.
00:30:14.000 It's like watching a little kid play with toys.
00:30:16.000 Like she's trying to figure out the world around her and we're watching it in real time.
00:30:36.000 No substantive conclusions?
00:30:39.000 Just like this is what I saw and I read some comments.
00:30:42.000 You're telling me about your day on Twitter. 1.00
00:30:44.000 What shit journalism? 1.00
00:30:46.000 She's sitting on her ass. 1.00
00:30:48.000 I'm on a plane to Spain to talk to Tommy Robinson about being on the lam from the UK government and she's saying I read some comments on Twitter about something I know nothing about. 1.00
00:31:01.000 Here's what she should have done and what a lefty should do is 0.96
00:31:04.000 So it seems that the Proud Boys are upset by kids being exposed to the gay pride parade. 0.97
00:31:10.000 But what percentage of gay pride is actual dancers with their dicks out and in front of kids? 0.97
00:31:18.000 1%? 0.97
00:31:18.000 Are we really that upset about 1%? 0.97
00:31:20.000 Like that's a liberal argument that she could have been making. 0.83
00:31:24.000 But no, she says there's some dumb rumor that they're feds. 0.85
00:31:27.000 It's not a rumor. 0.92
00:31:28.000 It's been confirmed.
00:31:31.000 I discussed it with Austin Peterson.
00:31:33.000 It should be up by now.
00:31:37.000 Do I want to subject myself to more of that?
00:31:38.000 We should go behind the paywall soon.
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00:33:58.000 You know what's weird? 1.00
00:33:59.000 I look fat as shit. 1.00
00:33:59.000 I look like I'm pregnant. 1.00
00:34:28.000 But I weighed myself this morning and I was, I hadn't put on any weight.
00:34:32.000 Maybe it's just your stomach lining expanding.
00:34:35.000 Is that what it is?
00:34:36.000 I think it stretches your stomach.
00:34:38.000 It's not a good look, man.
00:34:40.000 You got to work out.
00:34:41.000 I remember hearing Ricky Gervais say, you have to work out like you add a pound a year if you don't work out like five days a week.
00:34:49.000 And he goes, I don't,
00:34:50.000 As I get older, it takes more and more exercise to stay thin, and I just don't have the time for that much exercise.
00:34:56.000 So I've reached a breaking point now where I'm just going to be fat.
00:34:58.000 And you know what happened to me the other day?
00:35:00.000 It was like, we're done with pre-workout, it was like a vision.
00:35:05.000 Like there's this nun in the 1800s who saw hell and she described it beautifully.
00:35:12.000 Teresa something, yeah.
00:35:14.000 Yeah, everyone thinks it's a miracle because her descriptions are so vivid.
00:35:19.000 I had something similar.
00:35:21.000 I'm not saying I should be a saint, but I was watching Ricky Gervais on some gay British talk show, he was with Stephen Merchant.
00:35:29.000 Stephen Merchant.
00:35:31.000 Yeah, that's her. 0.60
00:35:33.000 Saint Teresa of Avila.
00:35:35.000 Something came to me. 0.99
00:35:36.000 I was watching Ricky Gervais and a hand just touched me and said, Ricky Gervais is a fag. 0.99
00:35:43.000 Wow. 0.99
00:35:44.000 I felt it.
00:35:46.000 And after it, all these pieces of the puzzle just started going boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.
00:35:53.000 It was complete. 0.97
00:35:54.000 He's gay. 0.99
00:35:56.000 What's my evidence? 0.98
00:35:58.000 We've been around for hundreds of thousands of years.
00:36:00.000 We've learned to pick up on things. 1.00
00:36:02.000 If you're not good at picking up on things, you don't know if someone wants to kill you or fuck you. 0.99
00:36:06.000 So you learn to just suss stuff out. 0.99
00:36:09.000 Now, but Gavin, it's 2023, he could just have a boyfriend.
00:36:12.000 Maybe he does.
00:36:13.000 He's got some girlfriend we don't hear about that just sits there.
00:36:17.000 She could be a pal. 0.99
00:36:18.000 Maybe she's a lesbian. 1.00
00:36:20.000 Or maybe, and I think this might be the case with my uncle who's passed away, 1.00
00:36:24.000 sometimes people are born gay this is just a guess by the way I have no evidence and they're just like yeah not for me like they just don't like they know they're not attracted to women at all but they just aren't into like sucking on dicks and getting dicks up their bums and all that it's just no I don't maybe they're even too scared to be gay they're scared of a penis up their butt they're so gay they can't even be queer 1.00
00:36:52.000 They're such pussies, they can't even be fags. 1.00
00:36:57.000 I'm too much of a fag to be gay. 1.00
00:36:59.000 You faggots suck a dick! 1.00
00:37:01.000 Fucking homo. 1.00
00:37:03.000 Man, that just perfect usage of profanity. 1.00
00:37:06.000 Let me see if this tickles your fancy the way it did mine.
00:37:08.000 I think this is a perfect sentence. 1.00
00:37:10.000 He niggered faggishly down retard street. 1.00
00:37:12.000 Yeah, that's not bad. 1.00
00:37:13.000 It's amazing.
00:37:16.000 Sounds like someone's playing the bongos.
00:37:18.000 Can you find that clip, maybe?
00:37:20.000 Of Wreckage of Ice?
00:37:21.000 Wreckage of Ice, Stephen Merchant, and it's a gay British talk show. 0.99
00:37:26.000 It's like, the set is really hokey 1950s-ish, like there's a TV, and there's a stuffed animal, and there's lots of bric-a-brac around.
00:37:34.000 They're sitting on a couch.
00:37:35.000 Is it Graham Norton?
00:37:36.000 No.
00:37:37.000 Oh.
00:37:38.000 I would have said Graham Norton if it was him.
00:37:41.000 Um, but yeah. 0.87
00:37:43.000 Gay play? 0.92
00:37:44.000 That, that... In gay play. 0.91
00:37:46.000 Twelve years ago. 0.91
00:37:47.000 What are you... I'm gonna... No.
00:37:49.000 Are you looking... What are you looking in?
00:37:51.000 Chatty Man?
00:37:53.000 Uh, Alan Carr?
00:37:55.000 It's a show... Wait, click on that one with the purple background.
00:37:59.000 Okay, not this one.
00:38:00.000 Here?
00:38:00.000 This one.
00:38:01.000 That one.
00:38:01.000 Okay.
00:38:06.000 Adam the Chatty Man.
00:38:06.000 Yeah.
00:38:07.000 Wow.
00:38:08.000 This is a show.
00:38:11.000 So that's obviously a queer. 1.00
00:38:13.000 I'm sad I have the same lighting.
00:38:16.000 Alan's queer. 0.99
00:38:18.000 But the way he talks to this gay man... See if it happens to you too. 0.97
00:38:27.000 Like he's pretending he doesn't know him or... No, he's just so... He's with one of his own. 0.79
00:38:34.000 He can make that joke because he's gay. 0.99
00:38:35.000 Yeah. 0.99
00:38:36.000 It's like he's his co-host.
00:38:38.000 Yeah.
00:39:03.000 Did you see that like what's this Yeah, it looks like we're there were accidentally eavesdropping on a dinner party Like Stephen Merchant, he's the straight friend Stephen Merchant is is being funny, but you can tell there's sort of this invisible wall right where he's not really
00:39:25.000 In love with him.
00:39:26.000 It's a temperature thing. 0.99
00:39:27.000 But look at this Gilda Radner giddy bitch laughing his fake mustache face off. 1.00
00:39:43.000 No, how really have you? 0.99
00:39:44.000 Have you been eating healthily?
00:39:46.000 Um, yeah, I've been working out.
00:39:47.000 I've been, um, yeah, trying to, uh... I suppose I hit that age.
00:39:51.000 Oh, here it is.
00:39:52.000 I got fatter, steadily fatter, from about 29 to about 48.
00:39:57.000 And I thought, this is, it's never gonna end.
00:39:59.000 I'm gonna burst.
00:40:00.000 Yeah.
00:40:01.000 If I keep going, I did a graph.
00:40:04.000 So I just thought, now, enough is enough.
00:40:06.000 Oh.
00:40:07.000 Was you worried about his weight gain?
00:40:09.000 I was worried about him losing weight, if I'm honest, because I've always thought the fatter he is, the funnier he is.
00:40:15.000 And, you know, I very much, you know, I've hitched my wagon to this particular... See, Stephen has this, like, sarcasm.
00:40:19.000 Right.
00:40:19.000 That's creating a distance.
00:40:21.000 But Ricky's with his lover. 0.99
00:40:23.000 I'm not saying they're fucking, but... I don't know. 0.98
00:40:25.000 Did you notice that what he said didn't make the host guffaw?
00:40:29.000 Like, the way it made the... Like, he's speaking a different language, almost.
00:40:32.000 Yes.
00:40:33.000 Everything Ricky said has been open-mouthed ha-ha's. 0.92
00:40:35.000 It's like, you know what it is?
00:40:36.000 It's like Stephen Merchant is a man, and then think of the other two as two women.
00:40:39.000 So they all like each other's company.
00:40:41.000 We like hanging out with women, but you can always tell there's a different relationship with the two ladies and then the guy. 1.00
00:40:48.000 All right, let's get behind the paywall here. 1.00
00:40:49.000 This is way too much free shit. 0.99
00:40:52.000 Before we go, though, I want to say thank you to Johnny Appleseed. 0.99
00:40:56.000 Today's episode of Get Off My Lawn is... Wait, did we do them first?
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00:42:22.000 Okay, so that's the end of the free portion of the show.
00:42:26.000 That was what, 45 minutes?
00:42:28.000 I'd like to restrict you to 30.
00:42:32.000 Our network is the greatest network in the world.
00:42:34.000 People tell me it's the only media they watch.
00:42:37.000 It is the only place where you can hear normal, I don't even think, let's say conservative, normal, rational, dad politics, Archie Bunker reasonableness with a tinge of humor.
00:42:47.000 I don't know who else does that.
00:42:48.000 I guess Fleckus
00:42:49.000 Elijah Schaffer.
00:42:52.000 It's incredibly rare.
00:42:54.000 I mean, yeah.
00:42:56.000 And we have Tim Pool on regularly.
00:42:58.000 Though he won't have me on his show.
00:43:01.000 So you're making a mistake if you're not subscribed to this.
00:43:04.000 And here's another thing I'm going to punish you with.
00:43:08.000 What's the matter with $10 a month?
00:43:09.000 You can't do $10 a month. 0.99
00:43:11.000 Too much fucking money I spend just being alive. 0.99
00:43:17.000 I've been around tough guys recently. 0.99
00:43:19.000 There was all the soccer hooligans in Spain, and then the boxing gym and stuff, and I've noticed these patterns with tough guys.
00:43:25.000 I'm not saying I'm one.
00:43:26.000 There's ten things about them that I want to break down on a green screen coming up next, but you freeloaders aren't allowed to watch that.
00:43:35.000 We're going behind the paywall now.
00:43:36.000 So stick around, baby monsters.
00:43:38.000 It's about to get fun.
00:43:39.000 And for all the freeloaders, I still love you, and I still think you should get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.