Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 18, 2023


S4E285 - GODDAMNED WHITE TRASH (Part 1)

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Gavin McInnes talks about the Proud Boys and the Antifa attack on them, and why they should be kicked off the internet. Also, Gavin gives his thoughts on the new music video for "White Trash" by the White Nationalist group "The White Boy Problem" and why it's a bad idea to call them "the white trash" group. And why you should just call them the "Proud Boys" because they are white supremacists and faggots, not because they're racist or anti-gay, but because they like white trash. Gavin also talks about how the alternative scene has been taken over by the government and now they are petrified of radicals, and how the government is on the side of the government now and against extremists. And how the left hates white trash because they don't like rednecks. And they like rappers like Tupac because they listen to rap. And the Chicago mayor was just quoting Tupac twice in a speech. And Tupac's quote was, "Real eyes, real eyes." And why the White Boys don't know what they're talking about, because they can go fuck themselves. Get Off My Lawn with Gavin on this one. Get off my lawn with me! GAVIN McINNES Logo by Courtney DeKorte. Theme by Mavus White. Music by PSOVOD and tyops. . Thank you for listening to this episode of GET OFF MY PLACE with your support. Subscribe to my channel! Subscribe on iTunes and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts and share the podcast on your thoughts on whatever platform you're listening to us on your favorite streaming platform, and share us on social media platform. Thank you so much! I'll be looking out for you in the next episode of the podcast! XOXO and all the love and support I can't wait to hear from you guys. XO, Gavin on his new album "Get On My Lawn" on Anchor and other places on the road! on Podchaos , and all over the interwebs and everywhere else. -Gav talks about this one too much love you can be reached on the intergalactic and the rest of the world, so please give him a shoutout on his podcast thank you, so much love, love, bye, bye! -PODCAST AND GAVY.

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00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:47.000 Okay, wait.
00:00:48.000 Go back to the beginning.
00:00:51.000 Go back to the beginning.
00:00:56.000 We need your help.
00:00:59.000 I'm talking, of course, about extremism and extremist ideology.
00:01:06.000 Views and conduct run counter to everything which can actually tear at the fabric.
00:01:12.000 Views?
00:01:17.000 Stop.
00:01:18.000 So this is a new Al Jorgensen.
00:01:21.000 The guy has not aged gracefully.
00:01:22.000 He's been playing the same song for a good 40 years. 0.99
00:01:26.000 It's cheesy and just... With the drum machine garbage. 0.92
00:01:32.000 He had that hilarious Antifa song that we lampooned where you can see how bald he is. 0.73
00:01:37.000 He's got all his dreads.
00:01:39.000 His dreads are basically, they end here.
00:01:42.000 Like this is his hairline.
00:01:43.000 So he always has a hat on or something.
00:01:45.000 But um, that was very embarrassing for Antifa.
00:01:48.000 Now this is a Proud Boys attack, which seems to be all the rage in the alternative scene these days, right?
00:01:56.000 Is that Australian band that said they would rather die than be Proud Boys?
00:01:59.000 And then there's the, uh... What was that other one?
00:02:02.000 Oh, the Run D.M.C.
00:02:04.000 M.D.C.
00:02:06.000 Redid their Skinhead song, but made it about Proud Boys.
00:02:08.000 P, because you're so pooped. 0.97
00:02:12.000 And now we have this, but this video is bizarre.
00:02:14.000 But before I get to that part, the very beginning there, he just said there are views that could be damaging to this institution, like the system.
00:02:24.000 So they're saying that Proud Boys are bad because they could damage the institution that is you know the government.
00:02:31.000 So ministry are on the side of the government now and against extremism and you know traitors and storming the government January 6th that's evil to the alternative scene.
00:02:44.000 So the alternative scene has been taken over by the government and now they are petrified of
00:02:52.000 Of radicals.
00:02:54.000 Like, Al Jorgensen was just saying, we don't want radicals.
00:02:58.000 They could damage this institution.
00:03:00.000 I'm dressed like this, by the way.
00:03:01.000 I just got back from Rockaway Beach.
00:03:02.000 I'll tell you all about that in a second.
00:03:04.000 This is actually not Friday.
00:03:07.000 We're in Baltimore tonight.
00:03:09.000 So we're driving right now.
00:03:11.000 And I can't do the show, so this was taped right before the cop show on Thursday.
00:03:14.000 And I just drove in a second ago.
00:03:17.000 I'm sorry, I've got so much to talk about. 1.00
00:03:21.000 Fucking kill you, you fucking faggot! 1.00
00:03:23.000 Fucking faggot. 1.00
00:03:24.000 The breathiness from my hand. 1.00
00:03:27.000 I didn't know I was going to be yelling for this long.
00:03:32.000 So anyway, this video is a proud boy who looks great, by the way.
00:03:37.000 He's very muscular and he looks like he's about 50.
00:03:42.000 And he's recruiting all these guys who look pretty cool. 0.98
00:03:45.000 And one of the proud boys is gay. 0.97
00:03:49.000 And you're like, yeah, that's what I've been screaming at you. 0.99
00:03:51.000 It's not a white power, right wing Nazi group. 0.98
00:03:54.000 There's blacks, there's Jews, there's gays. 0.99
00:03:56.000 But they, they put the gay guy in the Proud Boys to insult us. 0.98
00:04:00.000 It's kind of an insult to gays, isn't it? 0.97
00:04:02.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:04:03.000 So now they're like, Proud Boys are white supremacists and also faggots. 1.00
00:04:08.000 And you're like, wait, that's not how, you got to get your side right, bro. 1.00
00:04:12.000 Like your side is radical.
00:04:14.000 Your side is anti-government. 0.97
00:04:17.000 Your side is pro-gay. 0.53
00:04:20.000 You got the anti-racism part.
00:04:21.000 You got the wrong group, but you got that part right. 1.00
00:04:25.000 But this video is so low IQ. 1.00
00:04:27.000 Also, it's called white trash. 1.00
00:04:29.000 And you'll notice that with a lot of the left. 1.00
00:04:31.000 They're classists.
00:04:33.000 They don't like rednecks. 1.00
00:04:34.000 They don't like hillbillies.
00:04:36.000 They are those people north of Richmond. 1.00
00:04:39.000 Like Appalachians, they can go fuck themselves. 1.00
00:04:41.000 They're disgusting. 1.00
00:04:42.000 They must hate, like, the poor blacks in Chicago that kill themselves and kill each other. 1.00
00:04:46.000 No, they like those. 1.00
00:04:47.000 Oh, they do?
00:04:48.000 That's weird.
00:04:49.000 In theory, not in practice.
00:04:50.000 They don't want to live there.
00:04:51.000 But they listen to their rap music and stuff.
00:04:55.000 And they pour a little out for their dead homies. 0.99
00:05:00.000 The Chicago mayor, by the way, was just quoting Tupac twice in one speech.
00:05:05.000 And his quote was, real eyes, realize real eyes. 1.00
00:05:12.000 You know, that stupid library is where they put the lies. 1.00
00:05:15.000 It's like you don't do any research, but listen to the actual word. 1.00
00:05:19.000 Anyway, sorry.
00:05:21.000 All over the place.
00:05:21.000 I haven't seen you in a while.
00:05:22.000 So let's get back to this insanely shitty video. 0.91
00:05:31.000 You jacking off someone? 0.99
00:05:35.000 The White Boys. 0.98
00:05:37.000 Why not just say Proud Boys?
00:05:38.000 We're not gonna sue you.
00:05:40.000 Why beat around the bush?
00:05:42.000 Like you don't have the bravery to name the actual bad guy you're talking about?
00:05:46.000 You just use his shirt?
00:05:48.000 You can do that.
00:05:58.000 An incarcerated individual at San Bernardino County Sheriff's Department.
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00:06:18.000 You may start the conversation now.
00:06:20.000 Hey Mercedes, you're on the air.
00:06:26.000 Yeah, I couldn't answer the phone earlier because I was driving back from Rockaway Beach and now I'm shooting a show.
00:06:33.000 But I don't want you to think I'm ignoring you.
00:06:36.000 No, I know you're never ignoring me.
00:06:37.000 I'm always happy and grateful whenever I can talk to you.
00:06:40.000 Cool.
00:06:41.000 Do we have any unturned stones?
00:06:43.000 You say you've got a good new lawyer now?
00:06:45.000 Things are... I do.
00:06:48.000 I have a new lawyer.
00:06:48.000 His name is Robert Little.
00:06:50.000 You can reach him at robertlittlelaw.com.
00:06:54.000 And, well, I'm currently housed with a woman who has put into mental health multiple times that she might hurt herself and others at any moment.
00:07:04.000 Well, she's 400 pounds. 1.00
00:07:05.000 Yes, she is. 1.00
00:07:07.000 She's a homicidal lunatic, and I think they put her in your cell to kill you. 1.00
00:07:11.000 Well, she's black, and I think she might. 1.00
00:07:15.000 So, you know, that's great. 0.96
00:07:18.000 And I think, and I've complained to mental health multiple times, and
00:07:24.000 They just told me too bad.
00:07:28.000 Let's tear it up with that.
00:07:29.000 Alright, we gotta get back to the show, but I just answered to show you that I'm not ignoring you.
00:07:34.000 Well, if I die or get paralyzed, you guys know why.
00:07:39.000 Okay.
00:07:41.000 Just so you guys know.
00:07:43.000 Keep complaining and keep trying to get her out of there, and I'll talk to you soon. 0.98
00:07:48.000 Alright, love you guys.
00:07:49.000 Bye!
00:07:49.000 Do you think she'll really get
00:07:53.000 That's what they did with Tommy Robinson, right?
00:07:54.000 They put him in with the Muzzies who tried to kill him. 1.00
00:07:56.000 They threw boiling water on him, but he deked it out and knocked him out because he's fucking Jason Statham. 0.97
00:08:00.000 How many people in those prisons aren't Muzzies? 1.00
00:08:04.000 In the particular prison he was in, 60% were Muslim.
00:08:07.000 Yeah.
00:08:08.000 But there's certain prisons where the density is higher, like if it's near Luton or Birmingham, it's going to be higher than, say, Glasgow.
00:08:17.000 OK, can we get back to this?
00:08:19.000 You've got to see this, man.
00:08:20.000 It's insane. 0.95
00:08:29.000 Uneducated and ready for war.
00:08:33.000 I just tweeted out in Getter this David French article about the lost boys of the far right. 1.00
00:08:40.000 What's happening is people are getting radicalized and what that really means is they're no longer buying the whole white people suck, America sucks. 0.99
00:08:48.000 You know, that viral video I did with Heather, what's her name? 1.00
00:08:52.000 Marie Scholl, where I said the dominant narrative in America is that America sucks and it was built on racism and stolen from the Indians. 0.98
00:09:00.000 And that's not selling anymore. 1.00
00:09:02.000 And it's making the left very nervous because they're ugly and weak and stupid and small. 1.00
00:09:09.000 And if we start going, yeah, I'm actually going to work out and I don't feel bad about myself. 1.00
00:09:13.000 I'm not apologizing anymore.
00:09:14.000 Then they lose their currency. 1.00
00:09:16.000 They're fucked. 1.00
00:09:18.000 If we start making fun of Al Jorgensen and we don't think his skull gloves are spooky, he's lost all his power. 1.00
00:09:25.000 Right?
00:09:26.000 It's like in Monsters, Inc.
00:09:27.000 when the little kid laughs and then the guy has no power anymore.
00:09:32.000 But see if you can dig that up from my getter, dude.
00:09:33.000 It's David French.
00:09:35.000 And he says, they act tough.
00:09:37.000 They seem like they've got an edge and they want to fight.
00:09:41.000 But deep down, they're lost, weak, terrible, soft little boys looking for a home.
00:09:47.000 And it's like, says who?
00:09:49.000 You?
00:09:49.000 Who are you?
00:09:50.000 The nerd from National Review who thought he was going to become president? 1.00
00:09:55.000 The fucking ugly shit stain of a man? 1.00
00:09:59.000 Oh, that's a different one, but click on that one. 1.00
00:10:02.000 That's just like everything you've been told is a lie inside the wellness to fascism pipeline.
00:10:07.000 In other words, that guy, and look at him, this is who we're talking about here, that guy doesn't want you to work out.
00:10:14.000 Stop working out it's turning you into a fascist.
00:10:17.000 No, you get in shape, you get wise, you get healthy, and then you start questioning the narratives. 0.98
00:10:23.000 And they're shit scared about it.
00:10:25.000 You think he complained when they gave him the pink background? 0.96
00:10:28.000 Nope.
00:10:29.000 You think he picked it?
00:10:31.000 Yep.
00:10:31.000 They probably have it for all men at the Guardian.
00:10:34.000 They all get pink and the girls get blue because we're mixing it up. 0.96
00:10:40.000 And you'll read through their fascism and they're like, oh, are they denying the Holocaust and saying blacks should go back to Africa?
00:10:45.000 No, they're just dubious of the vaccine and some of them are dubious about, you know, the fires in Maui and was it arson and normal curious stuff that good people are wondering about.
00:10:58.000 They're questioning the election.
00:10:59.000 That's fascism.
00:11:00.000 To question authority is now fascism.
00:11:03.000 Okay.
00:11:04.000 I thought it was the other way around.
00:11:07.000 I don't think fascists like to be questioned.
00:11:10.000 But okay, questioning authority is fascism.
00:11:12.000 But find my other one there.
00:11:14.000 It's right before that.
00:11:18.000 No, no, keep going.
00:11:19.000 You're almost there.
00:11:20.000 Yeah, that one.
00:11:22.000 So that's David French.
00:11:23.000 Click on that.
00:11:25.000 The Lost Boys of the American Right.
00:11:28.000 You got to see David French. 1.00
00:11:29.000 There he is, this ugly, bald, loser, nerd. 0.99
00:11:34.000 And he's telling you that guys, proud boys, basically, he never says that. 1.00
00:11:37.000 That's why they say boys, right?
00:11:39.000 They are weak and lost and scared.
00:11:42.000 Prove it.
00:11:44.000 Prove it!
00:11:46.000 Show us some examples of Nick Fuentes being scared. 0.92
00:11:49.000 Notorious white supremacist.
00:11:54.000 Anyway, let's go back to the video just briefly. 0.98
00:11:58.000 So this is evil.
00:11:59.000 Uneducated!
00:12:00.000 Yuck! 0.98
00:12:02.000 Imagine being uneducated? 0.98
00:12:03.000 Ew, gross. 1.00
00:12:06.000 Look, so that, the guy in the pink scarf is gay. 0.99
00:12:09.000 And that guy's clearly some sort of Mexican on the left. 0.95
00:12:14.000 Yeah.
00:12:15.000 Is that Enrique?
00:12:15.000 I guess.
00:12:17.000 Enrique.
00:12:19.000 So that's bad? 1.00
00:12:20.000 White boys, what the fuck? 1.00
00:12:23.000 Like these Nazi fags, basically they're saying. 1.00
00:12:26.000 Look at his face. 1.00
00:12:27.000 You know white guys like Machete?
00:12:31.000 White brother, does he say? 1.00
00:12:37.000 What the fuck, you have a Cyclops on your team? 1.00
00:12:40.000 Like, that guy looks pretty handsome. 1.00
00:12:43.000 Shouldn't they be losers? 0.99
00:12:44.000 Okay, there you got one loser-ish guy. 0.99
00:12:46.000 But your band looks about the same. 0.98
00:12:48.000 So they ride around on horses with Confederate flags.
00:12:50.000 That's, by the way, that little part there is the first insulting part I've seen with this club.
00:12:56.000 The other times they looked pretty cool.
00:12:58.000 Wait, what's he saying?
00:13:07.000 Indoctrinated, the facts are ignored.
00:13:09.000 Cringe. 0.99
00:13:17.000 Man, it must suck to be in that band.
00:13:20.000 But this probably... Okay, so he grabs his ass because he's a fag. 1.00
00:13:24.000 What are you doing, dude? 1.00
00:13:30.000 Oh, and then they cut to the shaman.
00:13:35.000 They cut to the guy at Chan 6.
00:13:37.000 So now industrial alternative people are mad that you would question the election or storm the White House.
00:13:45.000 What? 0.99
00:13:46.000 Whatever happened to, like, burn the White House down, fuck the government? 1.00
00:13:49.000 Now it's like, fuck that guy for questioning the government! 1.00
00:13:53.000 He's uneducated! 1.00
00:13:56.000 White trash! 1.00
00:13:59.000 And he happens to be, yeah, I don't remember how fat he was, I guess. 0.99
00:14:02.000 It's been a while since I've seen Jake Chansley, but... Keep playing it. 0.99
00:14:05.000 Apparently he's a fat, disgusting dude. 0.99
00:14:09.000 Like that. 1.00
00:14:17.000 No, I don't get the picture. 1.00
00:14:19.000 Your picture's all over the fucking place, Al. 1.00
00:14:31.000 Oh, so that guy's just fucked the leader. 1.00
00:14:33.000 And you can tell he's gay because he has pink boots. 1.00
00:14:36.000 Wait, are they the type of band to be like, USA is like a scam, man. 0.97
00:14:42.000 Yes, so then you should also want the government steps stormed.
00:14:46.000 These are your friends then.
00:14:48.000 Yeah, I don't get, like, why doesn't Antifa support Jan 6?
00:14:51.000 Yeah, well they did. 0.95
00:14:53.000 Because they're rednecks. 1.00
00:14:55.000 Yeah, they did.
00:14:55.000 They were there.
00:15:01.000 So he's gay. 0.99
00:15:03.000 And that's an insult. 0.98
00:15:08.000 I haven't watched this far yet.
00:15:12.000 That guy seems cool.
00:15:13.000 He seems like a cool gay dude.
00:15:15.000 With a cool knife.
00:15:17.000 He's got hobbies.
00:15:18.000 He's in good shape. 0.98
00:15:23.000 Why didn't you use a fat loser for the main guy? 1.00
00:15:25.000 Yeah. 1.00
00:15:27.000 Who's not gay. 1.00
00:15:29.000 Yeah, so you, Al, you're saying you support that thing in his hand and you don't want it desecrated.
00:15:35.000 What?
00:15:45.000 What are those bugs?
00:15:46.000 Oh, they're the kind of roaches you can buy online.
00:15:49.000 Madagascar hissing cockroaches. 1.00
00:15:51.000 And it's so stupid when people do that because they don't look anything like our cockroaches. 1.00
00:15:55.000 So it's just some bugs. 1.00
00:16:02.000 I feel like a lot of your fans might be this white trash that you speak of. 0.99
00:16:06.000 Yeah, I think a lot of your fans are uneducated, bro. 0.99
00:16:12.000 And there ain't nothing wrong with that.
00:16:13.000 Yeah, who do you think your, like, Westchester moms are listening to? 1.00
00:16:16.000 Wait, is he mad at his guys now?
00:16:18.000 Look, the white boys, the Mexican white boys are upset. 0.85
00:16:26.000 I don't know whose side they're on. 1.00
00:16:29.000 And who says white trash? 0.99
00:16:31.000 Like, that's what a rich southern lady would say. 1.00
00:16:34.000 That poor drummer.
00:16:40.000 He was so excited to be in that video, but he's actually a machine when Al's on tour.
00:16:45.000 Or in the studio.
00:16:48.000 All right, we get it, right?
00:16:48.000 There's no new parts?
00:16:50.000 Look at this.
00:16:51.000 This is very confusing.
00:16:52.000 Connect the dots. 0.98
00:16:53.000 Destroy Babylon. 0.99
00:16:54.000 Smash the ivory tower. 0.97
00:16:55.000 Okay.
00:16:56.000 Take down the things of power.
00:16:58.000 Killer removed. 0.99
00:17:00.000 Okay, so destroy Babylon. 0.53
00:17:01.000 Isn't the White House Babylon?
00:17:02.000 Right.
00:17:03.000 And then the ivory tower.
00:17:05.000 Take down the things of power.
00:17:07.000 I got a, I got an Uber.
00:17:09.000 I was in Rockaway Beach this week and I got an Uber from, the A train says it goes there but it also goes in another direction.
00:17:16.000 There's two A's for some reason. 0.75
00:17:18.000 So I got in the wrong A. So the driver, the Uber driver is Jamaican and I can hear him talking to his friend on the phone.
00:17:26.000 And he goes, what's going on?
00:17:28.000 And I go, all minor things, you know, I got Babylon closing in on me, you know.
00:17:33.000 And then he didn't say another word for the rest of the trip.
00:17:36.000 And I thought, obviously he doesn't like me, but I thought, did you think that, because Babylon specifically means the police in Jamaica.
00:17:43.000 So does he think I called him because I'm on the run from Babylon and like step on it?
00:17:48.000 Me don't want fi know.
00:17:50.000 Don't fi divulge information in fi me.
00:17:55.000 I just drove a guy who was on the run from Babylon.
00:17:58.000 I tried not to look at him and I dropped him off, you know.
00:18:01.000 I didn't see you.
00:18:02.000 Mercy to God. 0.96
00:18:04.000 The way this video ends is, by the way, him getting killed.
00:18:06.000 I don't know, you saw that?
00:18:07.000 No, I haven't watched it all.
00:18:09.000 I think I deserve some sort of award for making it this far.
00:18:13.000 Oh his own men turn on him. 1.00
00:18:15.000 So here's what's interesting is the only way this song would make sense from their point of view is that they're saying that the government actually false flagged the attack on themselves so fuck the government they're liars and then also these white boys these proud boys are just useful idiots that were in on it. 1.00
00:18:31.000 Right. 1.00
00:18:32.000 And it was all fake.
00:18:33.000 This is another government thing. 0.99
00:18:35.000 Oh look the gay guy's holding him. 1.00
00:18:39.000 Why do they have those aluminum sheets things? 0.97
00:18:43.000 So they think we watch them and we go, AHHHHH!
00:18:46.000 I've been to Proud Boys weddings, where Proud Boys were wedding each other.
00:18:50.000 I have a picture of them wearing their Fred Perrys holding each other.
00:18:53.000 I put it up on social media a million years ago.
00:18:58.000 Anyway, that was fun.
00:19:03.000 In other racist rock news, Phil Anselmo was saying some rude things, and they just cut him off.
00:19:09.000 It was at Dime, you know, Dimebag Larry was the guy from Pantera who was killed, so they have Dimefest or something?
00:19:17.000 Bagfest? 0.99
00:19:19.000 And he was saying racist shit, so the promoter goes, yeah, you gotta go. 1.00
00:19:22.000 You gotta leave. 1.00
00:19:24.000 And so he reacts the way most drunk people would react, which is to triple down.
00:19:32.000 So everyone's saying, like, ooh, this is juicy.
00:19:34.000 I'm just like, yeah, you provoked him and he exaggerated.
00:19:37.000 Yo, John Bass, thanks for coming out tonight on Lucky Strike Live.
00:19:41.000 It's been a pleasure having you.
00:19:52.000 You know what I was saying too on social media recently?
00:19:58.000 All of these hate watch guys are like, this person did this.
00:20:02.000 It's making people zeig heil and say white power and be offensive just to spite the nerds. 0.57
00:20:09.000 Like the nerds I just showed? 1.00
00:20:11.000 Those people are so annoying, these little hate hall monitors, that people are saying hateful shit just to piss them off. 0.96
00:20:20.000 So now hate is on the rise, and now they have a job, and then these guys doing it out of spite, they have someone to hate, and it just, they're codependent, they need each other. 0.97
00:20:30.000 So if you are part of a hate watch organization, you are creating hate where it did not exist.
00:20:36.000 Way to go.
00:20:41.000 So although this is Friday to you.
00:20:44.000 Oh, we got to read some ads.
00:20:45.000 It's free, right?
00:20:46.000 We do the free part at the beginning.
00:20:48.000 Yeah, cut it with the racism.
00:20:51.000 I've seen, we've seen that first hand, I think.
00:20:53.000 I don't know if it's on the tour or something like that, but they're like, they're trying to be friendly, but they're also like, and the smile goes away.
00:21:00.000 They're trying to pretend that they're, oh yeah, hi everybody.
00:21:03.000 And really they're... It's not very metal, right?
00:21:06.000 It's so passive aggressive, that's what it is.
00:21:08.000 It's like so infuriating to see that.
00:21:10.000 So tonight in Baltimore, Jimmy's Seafood, we are doing offensive spoken word. 0.98
00:21:16.000 And I used to get nervous for these shows, but then I realized I'm the only person, well we are the only people, who can say whatever the fuck we want. 0.94
00:21:24.000 I'm already cancelled. 0.63
00:21:26.000 So I can make the most offensive jokes, and that's really cathartic.
00:21:29.000 Because then you're like, I don't have to worry about anything.
00:21:32.000 And the audience enjoys it because they can't hear jokes like this anywhere else.
00:21:37.000 Speaking of which, Purple Works Nutrition. 0.88
00:21:39.000 I took the week off from the gym, so I'm not on Purple Works right now.
00:21:42.000 Long-time viewers of the show have undoubtedly noticed that I've become exceedingly jacked and shredded over the last several months.
00:21:48.000 Look at those pipes.
00:21:50.000 They are bigger than ever before. 0.51
00:21:52.000 Watching some old content of you and you look scrawny.
00:21:57.000 I used to be known as a comedian, a provocateur, and a well-read guy with a quick wit.
00:22:01.000 Despite still being all those things, it seems nowadays people just think of me as the muscle guy.
00:22:08.000 The reason I now look like a sculpture of a Greek god, I haven't read this yet, is because of the expertly crafted formula of Purple Works Nutrition's Pink Lemonade pre-workout.
00:22:22.000 Um...
00:22:28.000 The creatine, carnosine, beta alanine, green tea extract, and vitamins have really energized my workouts and have helped me power through my routine.
00:22:35.000 It's expertly crafted to have the right blend of high quality ingredients with no extra crap.
00:22:38.000 There are no artificial ingredients and it's formulated so that you don't have to cycle on and off it like many other pre-workouts.
00:22:44.000 It gives you a kick and helps you bear the brunt of grueling workouts with great ease.
00:22:48.000 It even tastes almost as good as an M&M Blast, which of course is my favorite.
00:22:53.000 And I've told you, you get these prickles in your hands and you have to work out to make them go away.
00:22:58.000 If you just take Purpleworks and go to work like at your job at a keyboard, you get the pricklies for way too long.
00:23:07.000 This, you like, you have to get it out.
00:23:09.000 And I told you also, my past few workouts, usually they're like, oh please, and argue with the guy, like, not burpees! 0.98
00:23:17.000 But my past, like, five have sort of been like, yeah, fuck, is that all you got? 0.94
00:23:22.000 Although I think I pulled some muscles here. 0.97
00:23:26.000 But I wasn't crying for half the workout the way I usually do.
00:23:30.000 But wait, there's more!
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00:24:00.000 You know what I've also noticed too?
00:24:01.000 Like when people go like this to me, I feel harder.
00:24:05.000 Yeah, that's good.
00:24:06.000 And people, Ann Coulter was once talking about my suit or something, and she was like, what is that?
00:24:11.000 Is that a seersucker?
00:24:13.000 And as she went like that, she goes, oh jeez, you've been working out. 0.59
00:24:16.000 It feels good.
00:24:17.000 That feels good to be reliable, you know?
00:24:20.000 You feel like, oh, I'm safe.
00:24:21.000 I'm a sturdy rock man.
00:24:23.000 I'm sturdy.
00:24:25.000 Yeah, when I go in... Oh, by the way... Purpleworks! 0.97
00:24:30.000 Purpleworks!
00:24:32.000 Anyway, they told me to do that.
00:24:34.000 No, they didn't.
00:24:36.000 When I go in and I'm laying there with my daughter so she falls asleep, sometimes she'll go, and she'll like crawl on my chest and then just kind of fall asleep there.
00:24:44.000 But I'm too hard. 0.98
00:24:46.000 Like her mom, Squishy's got the boobs. 1.00
00:24:49.000 For me, it's like uncomfortable. 0.98
00:24:50.000 So she'll go like,
00:24:52.000 Let's just briefly go through the photos because I haven't seen you guys in a while and I want to empty my camera.
00:25:11.000 I went to Ottawa to talk to my parents, my brothers, having some troubles there, family matters.
00:25:15.000 I mowed their lawn and took down some, what are they called?
00:25:20.000 Greco trees?
00:25:22.000 Those weedy type of trees?
00:25:23.000 I forget what they're called.
00:25:24.000 First pick is NSFW.
00:25:25.000 Is that okay?
00:25:27.000 What is the first pick?
00:25:29.000 That's my dad.
00:25:30.000 My parents have no problem with nudity.
00:25:33.000 He wouldn't mind that I was showing this.
00:25:35.000 But I didn't like it when I was a kid when they were fit.
00:25:37.000 Now that they're old, they look like something out of Lord of the Rings.
00:25:40.000 That looks like someone who thinks the ring is very precious.
00:25:44.000 And he's wandering around like that. 1.00
00:25:46.000 His fucking skin falling off. 1.00
00:25:48.000 My mom does it too. 1.00
00:25:50.000 And she looks even more interesting in her old age.
00:25:56.000 They're in the basement now.
00:25:57.000 Not the basement, the ground floor.
00:25:58.000 They have this big beautiful mansion.
00:26:00.000 They don't go in the living room.
00:26:02.000 That's my dad's, they sleep in my dad's old office.
00:26:05.000 They don't go up the stairs.
00:26:07.000 And they live, they grew up in apartments.
00:26:09.000 They were working class.
00:26:10.000 So now they're in like an apartment in their giant house.
00:26:15.000 They don't use a dining room.
00:26:17.000 They eat at a little tiny table just like in their apartments when they grew up.
00:26:20.000 Isn't that interesting?
00:26:21.000 He's got tons of money, but his interests are old Milwaukee and the pub and watching Rebel News on a $300 Google computer.
00:26:33.000 That's their salt?
00:26:34.000 It's just in a bowl.
00:26:36.000 You pinch it.
00:26:37.000 And that's the table they eat at.
00:26:39.000 Next.
00:26:41.000 I thought this was funny that they had pictures of themselves.
00:26:44.000 Like, you're supposed to have your grandkids and stuff, not yourself.
00:26:47.000 Well, here's us old, and here's us young.
00:26:49.000 With some antique mirrors.
00:26:51.000 A lot of poor, cheap people will have heirlooms that they use all the time.
00:26:56.000 Like their corkscrew for their wine is like silver.
00:27:00.000 It's probably worth 400 bucks.
00:27:01.000 But they're so cheap, they don't get a new one.
00:27:03.000 So they just dip into like the display case and start using things that were given to them by like great grandfathers in Scotland.
00:27:10.000 Next.
00:27:11.000 That's the coffee, just instant.
00:27:13.000 The coffee machine doesn't work.
00:27:14.000 You just take instant from that mug and put it in.
00:27:16.000 Next. 0.67
00:27:17.000 There's my gay uncle who told us that he hated coming to North America and was never coming back and he burned his passport. 0.58
00:27:24.000 And then we found these pictures of him in San Francisco in his secret gay life. 1.00
00:27:28.000 Dude, just be a fag. 1.00
00:27:29.000 Nobody cares. 1.00
00:27:33.000 There's a cloth she knit me to do the dishes.
00:27:35.000 Thank you.
00:27:37.000 She said to me, I like knitting because I get exercise for this finger. 0.80
00:27:41.000 Normally the only exercise I get with my fingers are naughty times with your father. 0.98
00:27:46.000 I think she was implying she fingers his butthole or something? 1.00
00:27:50.000 That hat I thought was funny. 0.99
00:27:51.000 It's for a hunter.
00:27:52.000 She makes a hat a week. 1.00
00:27:54.000 And I don't know where they go.
00:27:56.000 But that hat has an orange dot on it for a hunter so he can not get shot.
00:28:01.000 Okay.
00:28:03.000 That's a lawn I did with a plumb line there.
00:28:05.000 I mowed their lawn.
00:28:06.000 They can't, they can't push the mower.
00:28:07.000 It looks wobbly.
00:28:08.000 It's not.
00:28:09.000 That's the, the, it has like dips in it.
00:28:13.000 So you're seeing a dip.
00:28:15.000 It's actually straight if you were staring at it.
00:28:18.000 That's my grandfather was a painter, an artist.
00:28:20.000 So he made that.
00:28:21.000 That's one of my favorite drawings.
00:28:23.000 He would just use like chalk and stuff.
00:28:28.000 Next.
00:28:30.000 That's a great poutine place and a weird Canadian standing staring at it. 0.98
00:28:36.000 Next.
00:28:38.000 I said to them, I go, I don't want your fancy poutine.
00:28:40.000 I want the basics.
00:28:41.000 And they go, okay, here this, here's the classic, Mr. Mr. McInnes.
00:28:44.000 And there it was.
00:28:45.000 Oh my God. 0.99
00:28:46.000 Was it fucking good. 0.99
00:28:50.000 Sumax. 0.99
00:28:50.000 That was a tree I cut down. 0.99
00:28:51.000 Sumax.
00:28:52.000 I cut down a hundred sumax and broke the tool.
00:28:56.000 May have had a few beers first.
00:28:58.000 There's the Herb and Spice we used to steal from.
00:28:59.000 Remember I told you a story about stealing the groceries?
00:29:02.000 We had a punk house, and the fridge was just full.
00:29:05.000 Tofutti, ice cream, all kinds of stuff.
00:29:07.000 That's because we stole it from there.
00:29:08.000 And then I taught the next generation when we left, the scam.
00:29:11.000 Okay, you put the garb- you put- steal the groceries, then you put garbage on top, and then you say, I'm gonna take this to the garbage, and then you put it in your car.
00:29:17.000 They got caught in three days.
00:29:19.000 You can't- I hate handing the torch to someone and they drop it on the ground.
00:29:24.000 Next.
00:29:25.000 That's my old, my first job ever.
00:29:27.000 Well, second job.
00:29:28.000 I used to wash dishes there.
00:29:29.000 It hadn't changed a thing.
00:29:31.000 A bit.
00:29:31.000 And then I look over and I see the chef, and it's the same chef, not the same person, but the same, like, sitting down there, and he's scowling.
00:29:38.000 Canadians, when they recognize me, they don't say anything like, fuck you, the way they would in New York. 0.99
00:29:42.000 They just 1.00
00:29:43.000 We're good to go. 0.99
00:30:03.000 Or the bartender goes, yeah, I want to come down to the States, but I got a fucking felony and they won't let me down there. 0.99
00:30:09.000 I go, yeah, they're really tough on pedophiles. 0.99
00:30:11.000 And then he goes, hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:30:15.000 It's called a good joke, bro.
00:30:19.000 They're there sleeping in my dad's office in the apartment in their house.
00:30:22.000 I don't know why I included that.
00:30:26.000 I don't know why that's there.
00:30:27.000 Just a big thing of margarine.
00:30:31.000 Next.
00:30:33.000 That was a coupon that says, from the Ontario Proud Boys.
00:30:36.000 I guess they got them a coupon for flowers?
00:30:39.000 Next.
00:30:41.000 Pasta and sauce. 0.99
00:30:42.000 So you can get like real Italian food in any major city in North America, but the Brits like their shitty version. 0.89
00:30:50.000 So they go to an Irish and Scottish store and they get cheese, leek and ham pasta and sauce. 0.99
00:30:57.000 They miss their shitty food. 0.96
00:30:59.000 Comfort food, I guess they call it. 1.00
00:31:01.000 Those look gross, but they're fucking amazing. 0.99
00:31:04.000 It looks like prison food. 0.99
00:31:05.000 That's the meat pies. 0.99
00:31:06.000 Matty did a meat pie recipe on one of his shitty little kitchens. 0.99
00:31:09.000 Next. 0.97
00:31:11.000 That's my haul from the Scottish store, some iron prunes, some meat pies.
00:31:16.000 I kind of ruined it with the maple syrupy cooked beans that were just too sugary.
00:31:20.000 Next.
00:31:23.000 So now, are we done with all the Ottawa stuff?
00:31:26.000 No, there's a video from Ottawa, Ryan. 1.00
00:31:28.000 Oh, the video, fuck. 1.00
00:31:31.000 Jesus H. Christ. 1.00
00:31:32.000 Well, good thing we just almost stepped out of Ottawa.
00:31:35.000 No, we did.
00:31:36.000 We went to Rockaway Beach.
00:31:38.000 Accidentally.
00:31:40.000 But here we are.
00:31:41.000 But I thought you had ordered all these correctly, because we didn't want to have a fight again.
00:31:45.000 Yes. 0.99
00:31:47.000 So how did you fuck up? 0.98
00:31:48.000 I just forgot the video, because I was so consumed by, are these in order? 0.98
00:31:53.000 You were so consumed by worrying about things in order that you forgot that something wasn't in order.
00:31:57.000 Yes.
00:31:57.000 That's a new one.
00:31:59.000 I was like looking along at the names of the things.
00:32:03.000 We told you to go by the grid.
00:32:05.000 Yeah, yeah, but... Anyway, show the video.
00:32:08.000 Flip vertical.
00:32:15.000 So I'm at my old school here, Diabri Moody.
00:32:18.000 Junior high.
00:32:19.000 This is where I was in the special class for retards. 1.00
00:32:22.000 And this, there were trees here that we would climb.
00:32:26.000 I remember getting shoved out of one into the ice.
00:32:29.000 Yeah, there was some rough housing and bullying.
00:32:32.000 There's a creek here that is now fenced in.
00:32:35.000 And I think these were willows, so they would absorb all the water.
00:32:39.000 But now that the trees are cut down because, I don't know, litigation, now it's all flooded.
00:32:46.000 This is what happens when you take away risk.
00:32:49.000 You end up with a desolate shithole.
00:32:53.000 It's like when they take away the diving boards from pools because they don't want kids hurting themselves.
00:32:58.000 Now they jump in from the shallow end because they don't know where the deep end is.
00:33:01.000 The diving board used to show them where the deep end was. 1.00
00:33:03.000 Stop with this safety shit. 1.00
00:33:06.000 Helmets. 1.00
00:33:08.000 Then we went to Rockaway Beach.
00:33:09.000 We rented a bike.
00:33:10.000 The guy was like, do you want a helmet? 0.89
00:33:11.000 I go, helmets are for retards. 1.00
00:33:14.000 That was a cool church, great pizza place. 0.97
00:33:16.000 It's a really interesting sort of early Williamsburg, like 1999 Williamsburg vibe, where it's crackheads and losers and then hipsters on top of them.
00:33:25.000 And they don't know what to make of each other. 0.64
00:33:30.000 But I went down there.
00:33:31.000 Did I already mention this?
00:33:32.000 No, I went down there because there was a shark attack on Rockaway Beach.
00:33:37.000 So all these cheap Airbnbs showed up, and there was this really cool baseball camp I've been trying to get my youngest into.
00:33:45.000 It's the Cyclones.
00:33:46.000 The Cyclones are in Coney Island, and they have their own stadium, and it's a farm team for the Mets.
00:33:51.000 And it's really hard to get into their kids' baseball camp.
00:33:54.000 But they had cancellations because of shark fear.
00:33:58.000 So we get down there and we can't get in the water because someone saw five sharks together in a swarm. 0.99
00:34:07.000 So I kind of fucked up. 0.93
00:34:09.000 He says she was alone out there and only about 10 feet out into the water when she was bitten. 0.99
00:34:15.000 That's exactly where I went.
00:34:16.000 I just got back.
00:34:17.000 I seen a lady in distress in the water. 0.74
00:34:32.000 Disgrace.
00:34:32.000 In other photos too graphic to share, a large section of flesh is missing from the woman's upper thigh, which sources say was found on the shoreline.
00:34:40.000 Lifeguards say this happened just before 6 p.m.
00:34:43.000 Sources say that the woman tasted disgusting. 1.00
00:35:00.000 She gots to wash her ass. 1.00
00:35:00.000 Alright, next. 1.00
00:35:01.000 Oh, that was a woman showing me her underwear, so I googled it and saw they were $31 male underwears. 0.69
00:35:06.000 Pissed off my daughter. 0.54
00:35:06.000 She thought it was racist that I was doing that. 0.54
00:35:09.000 Next.
00:35:24.000 So that's Diker Heights.
00:35:25.000 Diker Heights is sort of South Brooklyn, not really, not as South as Coney Island obviously, but it's where all the Italians used to live and they go nuts during Christmas with their lights. 1.00
00:35:36.000 You drive down there, it's hard to find parking, and you just walk like 15 blocks and you see, they spend so much money, it's insane.
00:35:44.000 Like tens of thousands of dollars, giant snowmen, their whole house is lights.
00:35:49.000 And now it's all Chinese. 0.99
00:35:52.000 So are they going to continue that tradition?
00:35:53.000 I don't know.
00:35:54.000 But when I say it's all Chinese, I mean, it's all Chinese.
00:36:01.000 I don't see Chinese people doing that.
00:36:05.000 Do you?
00:36:06.000 Nope.
00:36:07.000 Nope.
00:36:08.000 So that tradition is probably going to die.
00:36:11.000 It's kind of sad.
00:36:12.000 There's good things about the Asians taking over, but there's some, some bad things. 1.00
00:36:17.000 And the lack of color is going to get depressing.
00:36:21.000 Yeah, so that's the train in Diker Heights.
00:36:24.000 Passing through Diker Heights.
00:36:30.000 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15.
00:36:35.000 15 people, all Chinese. 0.65
00:36:37.000 Chinese are worthy adversaries. 1.00
00:36:39.000 They're smart.
00:36:40.000 They don't take over and demand rights and show signs.
00:36:43.000 They just like, in the middle of the night, just shoom!
00:36:46.000 Isn't that what Shane Gillis got canceled for?
00:36:47.000 Saying, where do these Chinatowns come from? 1.00
00:36:51.000 Next.
00:36:53.000 Wait, that's not chronological, buddy!
00:36:58.000 This.
00:36:58.000 Is it?
00:36:59.000 And then it goes to this.
00:37:00.000 Yep.
00:37:00.000 And then there's one more video, which is 2983, so in two more pictures we have a video and that closes it out.
00:37:08.000 Okay.
00:37:08.000 Or we go back to pictures for... No, you're right.
00:37:11.000 You're right.
00:37:12.000 Okay.
00:37:13.000 Dude, I went to the worst driving range in the history of the world.
00:37:20.000 You gotta see their Yelp reviews.
00:37:23.000 It was National Lampoon level.
00:37:26.000 It's called... What's it called?
00:37:28.000 Airport?
00:37:31.000 Um... There's a picture of the place.
00:37:34.000 Brooklyn Pro Shoe Golf Center?
00:37:36.000 No, no. 1.00
00:37:38.000 Air... Air... Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:37:41.000 It's airport, way, golf course or something? 1.00
00:37:44.000 Aviation?
00:37:45.000 Yeah, aviation.
00:37:47.000 Aviation... Golf...
00:37:56.000 No, they got me in Virginia.
00:37:58.000 Anyway, it's by Coney Island.
00:38:00.000 I'm sorry, it's by Rockaway Brooklyn.
00:38:04.000 It's abandoned.
00:38:04.000 I said to my son, I'm like, this is what you'd expect.
00:38:07.000 This is the Mad Max driving range.
00:38:09.000 Like if there was a plague and everyone in the world died, and we still managed, they had canned food and stuff, and we managed to live like 40 years after everyone else, this is what the driving range would be like.
00:38:19.000 It was, it was, it was so bad that you could see where your ball landed because it would inevitably hit a puddle, a mud puddle.
00:38:27.000 And because they don't take care of it, all the balls get super dirty.
00:38:32.000 And oh, and the machines that pick up the balls, they're trucks. 0.86
00:38:35.000 They're pickup trucks with just like steel on the windows in the front.
00:38:39.000 Look at that cozy little place to go get your, your golf lessons.
00:38:43.000 There it is, Aviator.
00:38:46.000 Oh man, that is not what it looks like.
00:38:51.000 They should be sued for that.
00:38:55.000 See if you can see their Yelps.
00:38:59.000 It was fascinatingly bad. 0.99
00:39:01.000 The bathroom was fucking disgusting. 0.99
00:39:03.000 I was so glad I had golf gloves on, so I didn't have to touch anything. 1.00
00:39:11.000 Yeah, and the way you get, the way you buy your bucket of balls.
00:39:17.000 Okay, read me some of these. 0.99
00:39:21.000 Uh, if you get a hole-in-one, blah, blah, blah.
00:39:22.000 Okay, those are good.
00:39:23.000 No, no.
00:39:24.000 Let's see.
00:39:26.000 Is there a way to s- There, let's look at the one-stars.
00:39:32.000 Worst quality everything.
00:39:33.000 30% of your bucket is cut up or balls from 1968, so forget actually practicing.
00:39:39.000 The grass tees are all sad, so that's not an option.
00:39:42.000 The mats aren't that bad, but the only upside is the pitching range.
00:39:45.000 Also, they don't take cash or credit card.
00:39:47.000 It's nearly 2023.
00:39:49.000 COVID is over. 1.00
00:39:50.000 Yeah, you have to sign up to their fucking website. 1.00
00:39:54.000 Wow. 0.99
00:39:57.000 Please, any, please, please upgrade anything.
00:40:00.000 Look, they're responding to everything.
00:40:03.000 Every year the faculty adds 10 to 20,000 balls to supplement inventory.
00:40:07.000 Worst driving range I've ever been to.
00:40:09.000 Number one complaint. 0.93
00:40:10.000 The balls look like they've been there since the 70s. 0.98
00:40:13.000 The staff's completely apathetic.
00:40:14.000 This morning there was a guy collecting balls right in the middle of the range with a rake and a bucket.
00:40:19.000 He doesn't care if he gets hit.
00:40:22.000 The response from the guy in the office was, you can't, you can't hit away from him.
00:40:26.000 You can hit away from him.
00:40:30.000 I love this one.
00:40:30.000 It is impossible to exaggerate the poor quality of the golf balls that are sold at this location.
00:40:35.000 No decent golfer would return.
00:40:37.000 The balls are simply unhittable, worn out with no dimples, scarred, ugly, worthless. 1.00
00:40:44.000 It is as if it were a burger joint selling burgers whose meat was rotten and full of maggots. 1.00
00:40:49.000 Yeah, it really was.
00:40:50.000 Like I was saying to my son, shouldn't the federal government come in?
00:40:54.000 Like, if you were selling poison at a McDonald's, they'd have to shut you down.
00:40:58.000 The federal government golf agency has to shut this down.
00:41:04.000 The demand is there for a high-quality driving range in Brooklyn.
00:41:06.000 These people have no idea how to run one.
00:41:08.000 Blah, blah, blah. 1.00
00:41:09.000 This place was fucking garbage. 1.00
00:41:11.000 They didn't even have real tees. 1.00
00:41:12.000 And you could barely hit a ball with the noise of the fan.
00:41:16.000 I didn't hear the fans.
00:41:16.000 The tokens they provide for the bucket are unsanitary because they don't even wear... What?
00:41:20.000 Okay, next.
00:41:24.000 $5 deposit for a rubber tee to buy in bulk for about 25 cents And then he's got okay. 0.87
00:41:29.000 So let me see my pictures of that fucking I was just there like three hours ago That's why I'm dressed like this So now we go to the video What was the video? 0.99
00:41:40.000 Oh, that was the quality of the balls. 0.99
00:41:42.000 Oh 0.96
00:41:49.000 Remember that show?
00:41:50.000 It was really good.
00:41:51.000 It was the guy from, um...
00:41:54.000 SNL.
00:41:56.000 And he was he was the only man left in the world.
00:42:01.000 Yeah.
00:42:03.000 And he he goes to the White House.
00:42:04.000 He steals some paintings.
00:42:06.000 He plays golf.
00:42:07.000 You know, he wrecks some stuff.
00:42:09.000 He eats and he just sort of walks around in his flip flops and a housecoat.
00:42:14.000 This is what I feel like.
00:42:15.000 The last man on earth.
00:42:16.000 Yeah.
00:42:17.000 You feel like the last man on earth at this driving range.
00:42:23.000 This show rules.
00:42:26.000 He's playing tennis in the White House.
00:42:28.000 Oh, Will Forte, yeah. 0.99
00:42:30.000 That guy is fucking funny. 0.99
00:42:33.000 Look at that. 0.99
00:42:33.000 I mean, zoom in on anything you want there. 0.99
00:42:37.000 It's just like mud.
00:42:38.000 That's a pickup truck you see in the corner there.
00:42:41.000 That's a pickup truck.
00:42:45.000 Mud and bald patches and sand and dirt and birds and animals.
00:42:51.000 Like, they don't pick up those balls, because the machine doesn't see them.
00:42:54.000 Those are actually barnacles.
00:43:00.000 It's just a bench.
00:43:02.000 Next. 0.99
00:43:03.000 That's one of the balls. 0.99
00:43:07.000 And that's the bathroom. 0.99
00:43:09.000 Amazing.
00:43:11.000 Wow.
00:43:12.000 Amazing.
00:43:12.000 That's my trip, folks.
00:43:17.000 Oh, let's read the last one and then we'll go into some fun news items.
00:43:20.000 I want to talk about Southern Girls.
00:43:24.000 I love them, and I want my sons to marry them.
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00:44:35.000 Now let's get back to the show.
00:44:36.000 You know what I heard of chicks doing? 1.00
00:44:38.000 Putting the topical cream on their feet if they're going out for a night with high heel shoes.
00:44:44.000 Takes the pain away.
00:44:45.000 Takes the edge off.
00:44:47.000 I told you that I like doing it for if I'm having trouble sleeping, if I'm cutting down on the booze.
00:44:52.000 But I always say, if you're going to be getting CBD, any kind of CBD, gummies, tinctures, anything, why not buy it from someone who's been supporting the show you love?
00:45:03.000 A pro free speech company.
00:45:05.000 When I find a guy who does glasses and he's mega, that's my glasses place forever.
00:45:09.000 I would do the same if it was bread or cheese or golf balls.
00:45:13.000 If there was a MAGA driving range and it looked like that, well, it would be tough.
00:45:18.000 But it was half decent?
00:45:19.000 I would go to that one.
00:45:20.000 Let's invest in our community, folks.
00:45:26.000 Alright, so I got plenty more to talk about but not for the freeloaders.
00:45:29.000 Tonight we're doing the End Racism Show at Jimmy's Seafood in Baltimore.
00:45:33.000 Antifa will tweet out the location. 0.93
00:45:37.000 It's really dumb because they don't show up or if they do there'll be two of them and they're in a room. 0.68
00:45:42.000 There's always like a dozen Proud Boys there. 1.00
00:45:44.000 You're gonna get your ass handed to you if you confront us. 0.99
00:45:47.000 So they don't. 1.00
00:45:48.000 They just tweet it out on social media and say that they
00:45:54.000 That we're gonna shut it down.
00:45:57.000 And the police chief fell for it in, um, where was that place in New Jersey?
00:46:02.000 Roosevelt?
00:46:03.000 Rushmore? 1.00
00:46:06.000 Fuck. 1.00
00:46:07.000 What the fuck was it? 1.00
00:46:10.000 I'll remember as soon as I... With an R. Rutherford. 1.00
00:46:13.000 East Rutherford.
00:46:14.000 They fell for it, but most people now just laugh it off and say, I don't know what you're talking about.
00:46:19.000 Bye. 0.99
00:46:20.000 So, yeah, that's the kind of fun shit that happens here at Censored.TV. 0.99
00:46:25.000 Endless content. 0.89
00:46:25.000 And the shows that aren't my shows you'll also really like. 0.89
00:46:28.000 Atheism is Unstoppable.
00:46:30.000 Josh LaCache, Jim Goad, Lotus is fun.
00:46:35.000 We've got the Canadian Retard on Sundays. 1.00
00:46:38.000 We do reruns of my old show, TGMS.
00:46:42.000 Of course, I do a show with Anthony Cumia every Wednesday.
00:46:46.000 We've got the Sports City Sports Show.
00:46:48.000 It's just a lot of high-quality content for $10.
00:46:51.000 Though I think we're going to raise the price soon, so you might want to get in under that before we do.
00:46:57.000 And we've got new contributors coming up.
00:46:58.000 Elijah Schaefer.
00:47:00.000 You don't get to walk off.