Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - August 25, 2023


S4E288 - RESPECT THE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU (Part 1)

Topics
t-shirts reclining seat workout and nutrition
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Gavin McInnes
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Dead Kennedy Ryan Katsu Rivera Johnny Apple CBD Barack Obama Van Halen Jon Stewart Purple Works Sammy Hagar Dave Lisa Montgomery Chris Christie Cool DeSantis Matt Andrews Gene Simmons Squeak Trump Danke Kinks Marjorie Taylor Greene David Lee Roth and 41 more
S4E285 - GODDAMNED WHITE TRASH (Part 1) S4E292 - INFURIATING CURSE (Part 1)

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Gavin McInnes and Tucker Carlson are back with a new segment called "Get Off My Lawn" in which they talk about a variety of topics, including Trump's latest mug shot, the Super Bowl, and much, much more. They also talk about the new Harley-Hudson Burke T-shirt line, the new Budweiser ad, and why they don't care if you're black or white. They also discuss the controversy surrounding Bud Light's new ad and the backlash against it, and how it might be affecting their bottom line for years to come. Also, the guys talk about what they would do if they were the president of the United States, and what it's like to be the first person to ever be a member of the Trump administration. And, of course, there's a song about the Union Jack. Get off my lawn! Subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts! Subscribe on iTunes Learn more about your ad choices. Use the promo code "GavinMcInnes" to receive $5 and receive $10 off your first purchase when you shop at Patagonia or buy a VaynerSpeaker product. You can also become a supporter of the show by texting Gav on PODCOIN at +1(602) 461-2882-4137 and get 10% off the first month with discount code "getoffmylawn" when you enter the discount code GAVEN. at patagonia@patagonia.co/Gavin and Gav are giving you a chance to win $10 and receive 10% OFF THE LOBBY at $10,000 and get 20% off their first month, and get 5% OFF OFF THE FASTEST PRODCASTING OFF THE FRUITTER AND FRIENDS get a VOCABOUT $10 OFF THE PODCAST AND VIP PROMOTION AND VIP SUPPORTING VIP PACKAGE AND VIP TRAINING AND TALK TO VIP RATE $25,000 OFF THE PROMO AND VIP RODE AND VIPIZER GET $25 OFF THE CHECK OUT THE VOCAL AND VIP WEEKEND GET $5 OFF THE GATEYER WEEKEND AT PATREON BOWL AND VIP TREAT FREE EVERYTHING IS AVAILABLE AT PATRONE AND VIP IS A VOTED TO VIP PRODUCER IS A MODE AND PROGRAM AND VIP FACEBOOK GROUP

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00:00:03.000 Hug me once, kiss me twice, and leave me for your neighbors. 0.82
00:00:09.000 Just before your morning light, read me in the papers.
00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!
00:00:20.000 Most of my room, but we don't need room for love then. 1.00
00:00:27.000 Kill me once, fuck me twice, I'll say you'll see me later. 1.00
00:00:33.000 I don't sleep so well at night, so I'll have what he's taken. 1.00
00:00:38.000 Oh, your drum set sounds pretty cool when it plays my favorite tunes, but it takes up most of my room.
00:00:48.000 But we don't need room for loving.
00:00:51.000 No, we don't need room for loving.
00:00:54.000 No, we don't need room for loving.
00:01:00.000 It's kind of mean of me to cut it off right at the chorus.
00:01:03.000 Oh shoot, I forgot the New York Post.
00:01:05.000 Can you go get the New York Post from my office?
00:01:06.000 I could get it, yeah.
00:01:08.000 Welcome, Black.
00:01:08.000 Yeah.
00:01:12.000 I say that because I heard we have a Black subscriber now.
00:01:16.000 So welcome, Black.
00:01:18.000 I was a band from Caledon-no, South Wales.
00:01:26.000 People always forget about poor Wales.
00:01:28.000 I saw some meme tweet where they said, oh, I just realized now that I was today years old when I realized the Union Jack is made up of Britain's three countries.
00:01:40.000 Northern Ireland, Scotland, and England.
00:01:44.000 And Wales is sitting there going, what?
00:01:47.000 What am I?
00:01:48.000 I don't call them countries. 1.00
00:01:49.000 You're not a country if you don't have a passport and a fucking currency and an Olympic team. 0.99
00:01:55.000 I call them provinces. 0.99
00:01:57.000 Wales, England, Scotland, Northern Ireland.
00:02:00.000 Right?
00:02:03.000 Might be headed there soon for our new fighter that we sponsor, Harley Burke. 1.00
00:02:09.000 He's gonna do some training up there.
00:02:11.000 Kind of exciting stuff.
00:02:13.000 Stay tuned to that.
00:02:16.000 He's got a fight coming up October 28th we'll be promoting.
00:02:19.000 But we're putting all our eggs in that basket.
00:02:22.000 If a brand can have an athlete, then we've got Harley Heavy Hands Burke. 0.93
00:02:28.000 I feel like he's gonna be fucking huge!
00:02:33.000 But I'll tell you more about that later. 0.95
00:02:38.000 Here's today's post.
00:02:40.000 We finally got Trump's mugshot.
00:02:43.000 And we ran straight to the t-shirt store and demanded
00:02:48.000 They make a censored dot TV versions.
00:02:51.000 I saw Trump made his own. 1.00
00:02:52.000 They kind of suck. 0.99
00:02:55.000 Those are way better. 0.99
00:02:57.000 Here's what's important about t-shirts, folks.
00:03:00.000 They have to be big at the top and then go down.
00:03:04.000 Because you're trying to emphasize your figure.
00:03:07.000 Now with girls, maybe a little lower because of their boobies, but people are making posters. 0.94
00:03:14.000 And a poster, it could be anything.
00:03:16.000 You know, there's a big crazy thing at the top and it says Animal House at the bottom.
00:03:20.000 That looks cool on a poster.
00:03:21.000 Especially if it might be kind of high up and now Animal House is at your level.
00:03:24.000 You don't want to emphasize the gut.
00:03:27.000 Trump's thing says, uh, never surrender underneath his mugshot.
00:03:31.000 Eh.
00:03:32.000 Ours is better.
00:03:34.000 So pick those up now.
00:03:36.000 They'll be gone before you know it.
00:03:39.000 Great shirt.
00:03:40.000 Great shirt, frankly!
00:03:44.000 And you know what I thought was interesting about the post?
00:03:47.000 They didn't mention, this was yesterday, they didn't mention Tucker's Wednesday night interview with him at all.
00:03:55.000 More views than the Super Bowl.
00:03:58.000 130 million last time I checked.
00:04:00.000 Super Bowl usually breaks 100.
00:04:02.000 If they're lucky.
00:04:03.000 Whoa, what's this background?
00:04:05.000 I made a Trump background for one show.
00:04:09.000 We never use it again.
00:04:10.000 Oh, we got to use that more.
00:04:11.000 Pretty cool.
00:04:12.000 Pretty cool.
00:04:13.000 Done with the our other fellas format here.
00:04:15.000 Right.
00:04:16.000 Yeah, that's great.
00:04:17.000 It's not distracting either.
00:04:19.000 You know what I mean?
00:04:20.000 Like the crowd is.
00:04:22.000 It doesn't drag your eye away, even though I broke mid-sentence.
00:04:27.000 Today's episode is brought to you by Patriot 7 7 was sorry Patriot 1776 dot store There was something big that happened in 1776.
00:04:36.000 I don't remember what I think it was Ben Franklin invented a chair that reclines and Has a secret compartment in the sleeve
00:04:46.000 There was, I mean, the first president, 72, something like that.
00:04:50.000 Yeah, he invented the first president.
00:04:52.000 He invented a president, yep.
00:04:53.000 Yeah, that was it.
00:04:54.000 And then the British were coming. 1.00
00:04:55.000 Him and Thomas Jefferson invented having a president.
00:04:59.000 They got the idea from a kite, I believe.
00:05:01.000 Yeah, and then people today say kites rule the government and the media and banks. 0.83
00:05:06.000 It's not even true.
00:05:07.000 Separate that thought from the ad.
00:05:09.000 Over the last few months, the backlash over Bud Light and Target's ridiculous woke missteps have resulted in serious consequences that will be affecting these companies' bottom line for years to come.
00:05:18.000 The boycotts are working and it might just be the time to keep the pressure on.
00:05:21.000 Heinz, Kraft, PepsiCo, Johnson & Johnson, Unilever, Nestle.
00:05:25.000 These companies are hoping that you won't notice the shell game they play.
00:05:28.000 They want to offer you the illusion of choice.
00:05:30.000 Boycott company A?
00:05:31.000 Well, they own companies B, C, and D. If you jump from one of these megacorporations to another, well, too bad, because BlackRock, Vanguard, and State Street own a significant enough stake in each company to have them all serving the same globalist agenda.
00:05:45.000 Shouldn't we have the... Is that the right background?
00:05:48.000 Yep.
00:05:48.000 There's that logo, right?
00:05:49.000 Where he showed us how many companies own how much stuff?
00:05:54.000 Yeah, there it is.
00:05:55.000 It's amazing.
00:05:56.000 So this is like... You know that stuff you would get like pet stuff every month?
00:06:02.000 So this is sort of like the Amazon regular buy where you get the products you want and then they keep replenishing every month.
00:06:09.000 And you can buy them raw or you can set up a regular order system.
00:06:16.000 Every month, we're all spending hundreds of dollars on unnecessary household goods, and we're giving those dollars to these mega-corporations.
00:06:21.000 These corporations push ESG and DEI, which we pronounce D-I-E. 0.99
00:06:26.000 They shut down Main Streets, and the worst part, they make dads look stupid in TV commercials. 0.99
00:06:31.000 So is there a solution? 0.99
00:06:32.000 Go to patriot1776.store and become a member.
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00:06:47.000 They even offer hormone-free, antibiotic-free, prime choice steaks.
00:06:51.000 That'll become more relevant as we get back into COVID and the vaccines.
00:06:55.000 Vaccine-free meat seems esoteric now, but soon it's going to be mandatory.
00:06:59.000 Scroll up there and show some of the products.
00:07:02.000 It seems to me mostly cleaning products.
00:07:04.000 Sort of ethical in that they're MAGA.
00:07:06.000 It's a MAGA.
00:07:07.000 Amazon really is what it is.
00:07:10.000 If you'd like to shop with a family-owned manufacturer that creates sustainable American jobs and is committed to making their products in the USA, then this might just be what you're looking for.
00:07:17.000 Go to their website, fill out the form, and you'll receive an email or text filling you in on how it works.
00:07:22.000 Go to patriot1776.store for non-toxic, American-made products, and vote with your dollars!
00:07:36.000 Speaking of our new t-shirts, it's become a hell of a meme.
00:07:40.000 He really did choose the best possible face for that mugshot.
00:07:43.000 Giuliani looks bitter in his.
00:07:45.000 He's like looking up.
00:07:48.000 No, Trump knows that it's sexiest to point down. 0.92
00:07:51.000 I remember a black dude when I was in college, he said, if you really want to get laid, you got to invent a come face. 0.93
00:07:57.000 What? 0.94
00:07:58.000 Yeah, when you're coming, make this like intense face.
00:08:02.000 And my face at the time was,
00:08:06.000 Which isn't good. 0.93
00:08:07.000 Very nutty professor. 0.98
00:08:09.000 The nutting professor. 0.81
00:08:09.000 Very Jerry Lewis. 0.81
00:08:12.000 Mrs. Cummings.
00:08:13.000 The nutted professor. 0.89
00:08:17.000 Professor Nut-ing. 0.94
00:08:21.000 And then so I made this one where I was kind of an Indian Joker face, but mad. 0.59
00:08:25.000 So I just go... And Squeak, that was his name.
00:08:30.000 Squeak was right. 0.60
00:08:34.000 I don't know.
00:08:36.000 So show some of those memes.
00:08:37.000 One, five.
00:08:40.000 That's awesome.
00:08:41.000 Uh oh.
00:08:44.000 Did you see?
00:08:45.000 We talked about the Barack thing, right?
00:08:47.000 Where Vivid Nulishnik said, uh, I got a weird last name out here.
00:08:52.000 He just quoted Obama.
00:08:53.000 Yeah.
00:08:54.000 And then Chris Christie goes, stop trying to be Obama.
00:08:56.000 And then Marjorie Taylor Greene goes, that's racist. 0.99
00:09:00.000 Our political discourse is embarrassing high school levels.
00:09:05.000 No, it's not.
00:09:07.000 That's his real face, you joke.
00:09:09.000 Joe Biden would never sniff someone that old.
00:09:13.000 But I bet he smells good.
00:09:16.000 Trump is mean mugging the camera.
00:09:19.000 Okay.
00:09:21.000 That's pretty good.
00:09:22.000 From Ghostbusters.
00:09:24.000 We already showed that, right?
00:09:29.000 In other important news, Kennedy is dead to me.
00:09:32.000 Dead Kennedy.
00:09:34.000 You heard it here first, folks.
00:09:36.000 I saw this article in Daily Mail and I thought, Kennedy!
00:09:40.000 Oh, that's funny.
00:09:40.000 I know someone named Kennedy.
00:09:42.000 It is her.
00:09:44.000 By the way, people with Kennedy in your name, don't call yourself Kennedy.
00:09:48.000 Stick with Lisa Montgomery. 0.95
00:09:50.000 You know how hard it is to find you in your inbox or anywhere to Google you? 1.00
00:09:56.000 It's a fucking nightmare. 0.97
00:09:58.000 My buddy, another guy who calls himself Kennedy, wrote a book about making money and getting out of debt and getting into combat sports. 0.99
00:10:06.000 I wrote the intro for it. 0.79
00:10:07.000 I can never fucking find it because Kennedy is done. 0.96
00:10:10.000 It's like the the of words. 0.97
00:10:13.000 Anyway, I'm breaking up with Lisa Montgomery.
00:10:18.000 I never want to see her again.
00:10:19.000 I hope I didn't leave any stuff, anything in her house, because I'd have to, she'd have to leave it outside. 1.00
00:10:25.000 She reclines her fucking seat, boys. 0.99
00:10:28.000 That's up there with budding. 1.00
00:10:33.000 Look at her. 1.00
00:10:35.000 She's, you know, she's never been one to dress up, fuck. 1.00
00:10:39.000 The second she would do her show, zoof, she's off to the green room to get on the sweatpants and the clogs. 1.00
00:10:45.000 It's like, you're so pretty.
00:10:47.000 So this is what started it.
00:10:48.000 This, this flight.
00:10:50.000 was going from Paris to Los Angeles.
00:10:53.000 That's got to be 12 hours, right?
00:10:56.000 Paris to New York is 5-6 hours.
00:10:59.000 So you're going across the ocean and then across the continent.
00:11:02.000 Now, I get it if you're tired.
00:11:05.000 It's 2 in the morning.
00:11:06.000 The plane is dead silent.
00:11:08.000 There's no lights on.
00:11:09.000 Everyone is sleeping.
00:11:11.000 Look behind you.
00:11:12.000 See if the person is doing work on their computer.
00:11:14.000 And if they're reclined, you know what?
00:11:16.000 Go bananas.
00:11:18.000 It's not the end of the world for you to recline and have a nap.
00:11:20.000 But the second people wake up, you gotta get up there.
00:11:23.000 Kennedy gets on the plane and reclines immediately.
00:11:28.000 Now, I've had Baby Monsters write in and argue her side.
00:11:32.000 You're dead to me.
00:11:33.000 I'm not talking to you. 0.84
00:11:35.000 Well, it's there for a reason.
00:11:38.000 Or they go, you barely get any room!
00:11:40.000 Yeah, so why don't you take room from the person behind you?
00:11:43.000 Anyway, look at this hero.
00:11:45.000 This is not Kennedy.
00:11:46.000 This is the hero that inspired Kennedy to brag about how she basically butts in line. 0.99
00:11:55.000 I've done this.
00:11:56.000 With my knees.
00:12:03.000 That should be your prerogative, too.
00:12:08.000 Like, the armrests, they go up.
00:12:11.000 I'm sorry, but no.
00:12:13.000 Turn it up.
00:12:14.000 Okay, talk to somebody.
00:12:15.000 Okay, keep on talking.
00:12:26.000 Good reflexes.
00:12:33.000 Respect.
00:12:34.000 Respect the person behind.
00:12:36.000 That might be the name of this show.
00:12:38.000 Respect the person behind.
00:12:47.000 That's a whole other video that's fascinating, but we already covered it.
00:12:51.000 Yeah, so go to the top of this.
00:12:53.000 She is a proud recliner.
00:12:57.000 You're gonna have to shrink it a bit so I can read it.
00:13:03.000 People are heathens.
00:13:04.000 Yes, yes, yes.
00:13:05.000 So she gives a qualifier, right?
00:13:08.000 Basically saying she's not a heathen.
00:13:13.000 I could go on the horrors Unless you married a Kardashian blah blah blah and back here so I'm a coach the most curious argument emerged From a stinky masses and it's become an unnecessary point of overlap to a client not to claim New videos emerged the viral clip shows a woman.
00:13:28.000 Yeah.
00:13:28.000 Yeah.
00:13:29.000 Yeah fucking broads. 1.00
00:13:30.000 They just can't get to the point Keep going. 1.00
00:13:33.000 No, you don't need to hear that.
00:13:35.000 Oh 0.85
00:13:37.000 Yes, reclining seats seem by some irrational dolts.
00:13:40.000 That would be us, and I hope you, as a shot across the bow of public decency. 0.99
00:13:44.000 But to those who are aggrieved when I tilt my seat back a mere two inches, I say suck it. 0.95
00:13:50.000 Two inches when you have zero inches is a lot of inches.
00:13:54.000 Have you ever tried to get any work done on a flight that's not first class? 0.99
00:13:59.000 The fucking computer is at an angle so you can't see it. 0.98
00:14:03.000 I've had to put it down. 0.99
00:14:04.000 Sometimes I would watch a movie on my laptop if they didn't have a thing.
00:14:08.000 I'd have to have it like V-shaped pointing down and look at it like this. 0.99
00:14:12.000 Because some asshole needs to recline. 0.99
00:14:15.000 You can buy little steel clips that prevent people from reclining by the way. 0.99
00:14:20.000 Kind of thing you always forget to pack.
00:14:23.000 It seems to me that people who get mad at reclining, which I might add is a function of the seat, not a glitch, are the exact same people who yell abuse at opposing fans during major sporting events.
00:14:34.000 Uh, yes.
00:14:37.000 So?
00:14:38.000 What's the matter?
00:14:39.000 That's part of the game.
00:14:40.000 They're the enemy.
00:14:41.000 You're lucky we're not in Glasgow where the opposing team gets their face slashed with a straight razor.
00:14:48.000 They're the people who square up. 0.73
00:14:49.000 They're the worst of the worst. 0.99
00:14:50.000 No, you are the worst of the worst. 0.97
00:14:51.000 They're the fight pickers. 0.97
00:14:52.000 No, you're picking the fight.
00:14:55.000 As I was about to say earlier, the armrests in between you can be pulled up.
00:15:00.000 That's for basically emergencies.
00:15:02.000 Or say it's a skinny lady with a really fat boyfriend and he's in the middle seat and he wants to spill into her side for a little bit. 1.00
00:15:09.000 Sure.
00:15:10.000 The reclining seat, and I argued with Greg Gutfeld about this too, there's something about Fox News people, the reclining seat is there for emergencies.
00:15:19.000 It's not just supposed to be a thing you do when you show up somewhere.
00:15:24.000 I mean, think about a car, okay?
00:15:26.000 You're in a car, there's people behind you, and you just sort of go,
00:15:34.000 The person behind you would go, dude, what are you doing?
00:15:37.000 My daughter just said it to my 10 year old son yesterday when we picked them up from the train station.
00:15:41.000 He was playing with the seat, doesn't usually get to sit in the front.
00:15:44.000 So it happened to be way back and my daughter was pissed. 1.00
00:15:46.000 She goes, what are you doing?
00:15:48.000 Did he say it's a feature of the seat?
00:15:51.000 Not a, what did she say?
00:15:55.000 Not a glitch. 1.00
00:15:57.000 So fuck her. 1.00
00:15:58.000 I notice you're very quiet over there, Ryan. 1.00
00:16:01.000 Well, personally, me, I like to recline, alright?
00:16:05.000 Me and my homies go on a Spirit Airline flight, alright?
00:16:07.000 We book all three seats, we have what we call a little party for me and my homies, okay?
00:16:13.000 Bottles of wine pre-game, and when we're on the flight, hard liquor all the way.
00:16:17.000 Do we get diarrhea halfway through?
00:16:20.000 Sure, whatever!
00:16:21.000 I'll start a fight, I'll end up on WorldStarHipHop, I'm the cool guy!
00:16:25.000 All right, come to Florida, play some b-ball.
00:16:27.000 See how that treats you, Donald Chump. 0.99
00:16:30.000 My nigga. 0.99
00:16:31.000 Oops. 0.99
00:16:33.000 Cool DeSantis.
00:16:34.000 Yeah, I think I went too far on that.
00:16:35.000 Yeah, I did not like that.
00:16:36.000 The last part?
00:16:37.000 Yeah.
00:16:38.000 Gotcha.
00:16:39.000 All right, going back to the drawing board.
00:16:40.000 Bye.
00:16:42.000 I have a feeling you're a recliner.
00:16:44.000 Not you, Cool DeSantis, but Ryan Rivera.
00:16:47.000 Actually, no.
00:16:48.000 I mean, I will if it's a long, like a six-hour flight, and I want to take a nap.
00:16:52.000 But this is a 12-hour flight!
00:16:52.000 But no, I'm not.
00:16:54.000 So... I understand.
00:16:55.000 If it's nap time, we can argue.
00:16:57.000 But 12 hours, you need your room more than ever!
00:16:59.000 Right, and she went right on the plane and reclined it immediately, right?
00:17:02.000 Well, it looked pretty bright in there.
00:17:04.000 That's not cool.
00:17:05.000 I don't care how bundled up you are, looking like Joaquin Phoenix in his black and white hoodie.
00:17:05.000 Yeah.
00:17:14.000 Why does she dress like that? 1.00
00:17:16.000 And I said, Kennedy, you're so much prettier now that you're old than you were when you were young.
00:17:20.000 Has this been years?
00:17:22.000 And she goes, yeah, but in the 90s, she was an MTV VJ, right?
00:17:27.000 In the 80s, 90s, whatever. 0.99
00:17:28.000 And she goes, yeah, but in the 90s, if you dressed pretty, you look like a loser. 1.00
00:17:33.000 Like if you put on heels, you look like a desperate slut. 1.00
00:17:36.000 Which I get. 0.99
00:17:37.000 And unfortunately the 90s is back. 0.99
00:17:38.000 If you've been to Target recently you see girls are wearing those little stupid little kid t-shirts and then the big huge JNCO jeans. 0.99
00:17:46.000 She looks like Matt Andrews in this picture. 1.00
00:17:48.000 Like who?
00:17:49.000 Like Matt Andrews.
00:17:51.000 Ryan, no one knows who that is.
00:17:53.000 I know, but you get it.
00:17:55.000 Yeah, well, we don't do inside jokes to the public.
00:18:00.000 John Stewart is still getting worse, which I'm impressed by because he's sort of like an asymptote, right?
00:18:08.000 Like this is, I guess, getting so bad you spontaneously combust.
00:18:12.000 And this is John Stewart.
00:18:13.000 And he keeps dividing the distance between
00:18:16.000 Unfathomably bad, and him, by 50%.
00:18:19.000 So, he keeps getting closer without... I don't know what happens when you reach this point.
00:18:23.000 You implode. 0.99
00:18:24.000 First of all, the fucking working class clothes from this Manhattanite are exhausting. 1.00
00:18:31.000 Secondly, he seems to be developing some Obama-isms. 0.99
00:18:35.000 This is what winners do.
00:18:36.000 DeSantis is taking Trump's hand gestures, and this guy seems to be taking Obama's cadence, which is already fake.
00:18:46.000 On one side, grounded in a certain reality of life... Stop!
00:18:51.000 If you close your eyes, that's Barack Obama.
00:18:54.000 On one side!
00:18:56.000 ...those with no experience or empathy towards what those individuals are going through or having... Stop!
00:19:03.000 Every time these guys say empathy, they're talking about the poor and food stamps and welfare checks.
00:19:09.000 They have never met anyone on welfare.
00:19:11.000 They don't know what SNAP means.
00:19:13.000 They don't know what EBT stands for.
00:19:15.000 They have no idea what your food stamps entitle you to.
00:19:19.000 They just get the concept.
00:19:21.000 And the concept is nice.
00:19:22.000 The concept, however, is from the 50s.
00:19:24.000 And that is, oh, you're down on your luck?
00:19:26.000 Here's some flour and water and eggs and cheese so you don't starve to death.
00:19:31.000 Hot Cheetos!
00:19:33.000 Hot Cheetos.
00:19:34.000 Sure, you could have some of those.
00:19:40.000 Seems to be a clinging to a societal paradigm that just doesn't exist anymore and probably never did.
00:19:46.000 When was America great?
00:19:47.000 Stop.
00:19:50.000 Societal paradigms.
00:19:53.000 You know, societal paradigms like there are two genders, men and women.
00:19:56.000 Why are you clinging to those?
00:19:58.000 Those probably never existed.
00:20:02.000 America was never great.
00:20:04.000 I hate when people say this.
00:20:06.000 They mean America was never perfect.
00:20:08.000 What is great?
00:20:11.000 What is great?
00:20:12.000 Great is obviously relative, right?
00:20:15.000 LeBron James is great at basketball.
00:20:18.000 On his team, he's very, very good.
00:20:20.000 When he plays me, he is phantasmagorically good.
00:20:25.000 It's relative to those around you.
00:20:28.000 What countries are you comparing yourself to when you say America was never great?
00:20:33.000 Do they mean perfect?
00:20:35.000 I just said that.
00:20:37.000 Yeah, but I don't listen.
00:20:40.000 I'm from the hood.
00:20:42.000 That's right.
00:20:43.000 Please don't interject if you're not listening to the show.
00:20:46.000 Go ahead, John.
00:20:47.000 And what is this time that he speaks of?
00:20:49.000 1985.
00:20:49.000 81 to 82?
00:20:51.000 Yes.
00:20:51.000 What are we talking about?
00:20:55.000 And who took your country away from you?
00:20:57.000 You! 0.99
00:20:58.000 Marxists!
00:20:59.000 Whose country?
00:21:01.000 Whose is it?
00:21:03.000 Well right now we are under the revenge of the nerds, the tyranny of the disgruntled, the tyranny of the incompetent.
00:21:10.000 We're in a competence crisis.
00:21:12.000 We have Marxists, political correctness leading to affirmative action where retards are getting hired for every single important job. 1.00
00:21:20.000 You may want to check out aviation at some point.
00:21:24.000 Things are going really bad.
00:21:26.000 So my country, and again I used to be against air quotes but they're very handy, is not just my country to the West and the West has been compromised, if that's an easier word for you to understand.
00:21:39.000 It's been compromised. 0.95
00:21:41.000 By irrelevant, ugly Marxists whose lives suck and want to impose some kind of war on meritocracy because they lose in meritocracy. 0.98
00:21:50.000 How do you not understand that? 0.98
00:21:52.000 I love his little, he's always got this like, what?
00:21:55.000 You know, Louis Theroux does that too.
00:21:58.000 He comes to America and talks to some crazy redneck who is an awesome guy, but is just not very sophisticated or articulate. 1.00
00:22:04.000 And he goes, so I understand that you love monster trucks. 0.88
00:22:09.000 Better than anything, better than my own wife! 1.00
00:22:12.000 Oh, so, would you marry a monster truck if you could? 1.00
00:22:14.000 Fuckin' right I would! 0.99
00:22:17.000 And Jon Stewart has the same sort of like, oh, I'm just a guy living, oh, what? 0.98
00:22:22.000 What do these people want?
00:22:23.000 You know why you're so confused?
00:22:25.000 You don't know anyone.
00:22:26.000 You live in a bubble.
00:22:27.000 You don't buy clothes in a bubble, you buy cool blue-collar clothes, but you don't know any of these people. 1.00
00:22:33.000 It's all a look, you fuckin' queer. 1.00
00:22:39.000 Take up the argument with the founders. 0.99
00:22:41.000 Take it up with the Age of Reason.
00:22:43.000 That's the, you know, all men are great people.
00:22:45.000 I'm mad at the Age of Reason! 0.59
00:22:46.000 That's fucked the whole thing up. 0.73
00:22:47.000 Yeah.
00:22:48.000 All men are created equal. 1.00
00:22:50.000 Fuck the whole thing up. 0.99
00:22:51.000 Okay. 1.00
00:22:53.000 That doesn't guarantee equal results.
00:22:57.000 What the founding fathers were going for, Johnny, is equal opportunity.
00:23:02.000 You're all equal.
00:23:03.000 You're all ready to rock out of the gate.
00:23:06.000 This is, of course, especially true in 2023.
00:23:09.000 What does he mean?
00:23:14.000 By the way, speaking of the 80s, I want to do a special.
00:23:16.000 I'm starting a, I don't know, five part series.
00:23:21.000 We've always said that you can't argue about, there's no right or wrong with art, right?
00:23:27.000 It's subjective, not objective.
00:23:29.000 But I don't, I don't really know about that.
00:23:33.000 There's some, not exceptions, but there's some cases where you can get into who's better.
00:23:38.000 And how about who has the most awesome songs?
00:23:40.000 When we were driving back from Baltimore after the comedy show, the End Racism Tour, 0.96
00:23:49.000 We put on Van Halen, and I was like, how many fucking hits do these guys have? 0.98
00:23:55.000 I'm obviously not talking about Hager, but holy bejesus. 0.98
00:24:00.000 Hit after hit after hit after album after album.
00:24:04.000 Excellent!
00:24:07.000 So I want to get to that in a second, but why don't we finish some of these news points.
00:24:13.000 We'll read the last ad, then we'll go to the green screen, and then at some point we've got to cut off the freeloaders.
00:24:18.000 It's true.
00:24:19.000 Right?
00:24:20.000 They only deserve so much love. 1.00
00:24:22.000 Bastards. 1.00
00:24:23.000 This video I can't get out of my head. 1.00
00:24:24.000 Someone is clearly paying the toll and she's surreptitiously showing off her mulatto kid because that means you're not racist. 1.00
00:24:32.000 You fucked a black guy. 0.99
00:24:34.000 The fact that he's not around and you made someone without a dad thereby starting their life at a disadvantage, not a racial disadvantage, it's a disadvantage not to have a dad. 1.00
00:24:44.000 Then you use that as some sort of accoutrement. 0.59
00:24:47.000 That is a little accessory around her wrist, her chubby black daughter. 1.00
00:24:53.000 And now that she's black, because remember, there's nothing worse than being white. 1.00
00:24:57.000 Now that she's black, she gets to go around the neighborhood and bitch about racism, because she hates racism. 1.00
00:25:04.000 She's, well, she's white, but not really. 0.99
00:25:07.000 It's like being trans. 0.98
00:25:08.000 If you have a black kid, you're not white. 0.98
00:25:10.000 So now that she's finally not white and it looks like she's been unwhite for about 12 years, 11 years and she's enjoying her life as a non-white person and she'd like to bitch at us for our confederate flags. 0.98
00:25:23.000 In a racist white neighborhood and I noticed how if I see a pickup truck with an American flag it's basically like 0.95
00:25:33.000 Sorry, I predicted this.
00:25:34.000 Many years ago I said, you're going to start hearing about the American flag being as bad as the Confederate flag.
00:25:51.000 Look at how she has to put her kid on camera, just like the Munchausen by Proxy trans parents who show their kid dressed up as the wrong gender and make sure they get them on TikTok so they can brag. 0.98
00:26:04.000 It's safe to say, if you see a pickup truck with the American flag, that person is a racist. 0.96
00:26:13.000 OK, if you have an American flag in front of your house, you're probably a racist. 0.99
00:26:20.000 You're probably a racist. 1.00
00:26:22.000 Yeah, white people really fucked you over. 1.00
00:26:24.000 Did white people leave you alone with no child payments? 1.00
00:26:27.000 Was that me who did that?
00:26:28.000 Actually, I'm the one.
00:26:29.000 She's probably on welfare. 0.76
00:26:31.000 I'm probably her baby daddy. 1.00
00:26:32.000 I'm paying for her as she bitches at me. 1.00
00:26:40.000 Speaking of bitching, by the way, jump to 20. 1.00
00:26:43.000 I knew this was coming too, Michael Orr.
00:26:48.000 He's broke now.
00:26:52.000 His adoptive family got him into the NFL.
00:26:55.000 He made tons and tons of money and blew it.
00:26:58.000 So then he goes, uh, and everyone tries to figure out motive and everything and who's wrong here.
00:27:04.000 Think of him as like, um, 0.94
00:27:07.000 Andre the Giant, but dumber? 0.96
00:27:10.000 Like just, uh, maybe the guy from Goonies? 0.98
00:27:13.000 What's his name?
00:27:14.000 Hey, you guys!
00:27:17.000 His name be Sloth.
00:27:19.000 Sloth.
00:27:19.000 Yeah, that'd be him.
00:27:21.000 So think of him as Sloth.
00:27:23.000 So he just goes, hey, all my money's gone.
00:27:27.000 Um, hey, you have money?
00:27:29.000 Yeah, we do.
00:27:30.000 We run a bunch of fast food chains.
00:27:32.000 We're major players in the American fast food market.
00:27:35.000 No, it's from the movie that you made of me.
00:27:39.000 We didn't make that movie.
00:27:40.000 Someone wrote a book about our story and no one wanted to shoot it as a movie and then this one agency found a production company that spent 300 million dollars of their own money on it.
00:27:53.000 So they paid us a fee, which we split with you by the way, three ways.
00:28:00.000 And you got that money, and you spent it, and you spent all your NFL money.
00:28:03.000 No, it made hundreds of millions!
00:28:06.000 Yeah, it did.
00:28:07.000 It did.
00:28:08.000 But we have no share of that.
00:28:10.000 I want some of my movie!
00:28:11.000 It's my movie!
00:28:13.000 Yeah, sort of.
00:28:14.000 It's your story.
00:28:16.000 And, uh... But you never adopted me, you lied!
00:28:19.000 And I've noticed, like, left-wing media is just running with that narrative without verifying anything.
00:28:24.000 One of the hardest words to say next to Canada today.
00:28:34.000 And that enabled them to get him into this school where he got scholarships off to college and then got in the NFL. 0.99
00:28:42.000 And he's fucking them around. 0.99
00:28:44.000 It sounds like it's very dangerous to help out poor black footballers. 1.00
00:28:49.000 Colin Kaepernick was equally ungrateful, right? 0.95
00:28:52.000 So he thinks he has a case.
00:28:54.000 And everyone sees this and goes, that was a movie, it was big, they're rich, ergo,
00:29:00.000 He owes the money.
00:29:02.000 No, dude, I was already rich.
00:29:03.000 I helped you out. 1.00
00:29:05.000 And if I had a time machine, I'd tell you to fuck off. 1.00
00:29:09.000 That's stupid, ho. 1.00
00:29:10.000 He ain't know what the heck's good for him. 1.00
00:29:12.000 Basically, if he goes around trying to F with my girl Sandra Bullock, who, by the way, speaks perfect German, then you're coming at the wrong guy.
00:29:21.000 Yes.
00:29:23.000 Look at her speaking German right here. 1.00
00:29:29.000 Danke.
00:29:29.000 Danke.
00:29:31.000 Ryan, you don't speak German.
00:29:35.000 Don't not translate this.
00:29:36.000 I can speak way more German than you ever think.
00:29:39.000 What? 1.00
00:29:40.000 Motherfucker. 1.00
00:29:54.000 Who would have thought that all these professions would lead me to this stage one day? 1.00
00:30:03.000 She has a great profession and blah blah blah. 0.99
00:30:07.000 She is so fucking hot. 1.00
00:30:09.000 That is my type in a nutshell. 0.99
00:30:10.000 It's funny she's talking about Bambi because that's her look. 1.00
00:30:13.000 She has that cute look. 1.00
00:30:14.000 That's a statue of her behind her.
00:30:17.000 It's the cute chick awards.
00:30:19.000 I don't like handsome women. 1.00
00:30:21.000 I like that look.
00:30:22.000 So she's German.
00:30:30.000 She's talking about her mother.
00:30:31.000 She's very emotional.
00:30:32.000 So thank you.
00:30:33.000 Thanks, Ryan.
00:30:33.000 Stop!
00:30:33.000 Carolina Cristina.
00:30:35.000 All right, why am I watching this?
00:30:50.000 Let's get to Purple Works.
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00:30:56.000 I have not been to the gym all week.
00:30:57.000 I have not had Purple Works all week. 0.99
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00:31:06.000 I don't really have a good excuse for taking a week off.
00:31:09.000 Sometimes it's healthy to do that.
00:31:11.000 I had a lot of sore muscles and like boxer, what do you call it, fracture on these little hand bones.
00:31:18.000 I needed to heal.
00:31:21.000 But yeah, when I work out, which we'll start again on Monday, it's Purpleworks Nutrition all the way.
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00:31:36.000 Ugh.
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00:31:38.000 You get this second wind.
00:31:40.000 Also, this is a little off topic, but I'm on this new kick now called Lower the Bar.
00:31:46.000 Like, just try to get some of it done.
00:31:49.000 You don't want to work out?
00:31:50.000 Okay.
00:31:51.000 Don't go there and destroy the world and rip your arms off.
00:31:55.000 Maybe leave early.
00:31:56.000 Maybe only do five, six rounds.
00:31:59.000 And then lie and say you have a meeting.
00:32:01.000 Or I was taking my... I've been getting into fishing with my youngest boy and uh...
00:32:06.000 We're going around.
00:32:07.000 I don't have the right rod.
00:32:08.000 Can I find his rod?
00:32:09.000 I go, well, let's just say we go there and they don't have worms and we're at the wrong place.
00:32:13.000 Then at least we made some, we chipped away at this.
00:32:16.000 So we go there.
00:32:17.000 We get rods.
00:32:18.000 We go to a place.
00:32:19.000 It's, it's no fun. 0.95
00:32:20.000 It's too like, it's all black guys and old white retired cops and it's like almost competitive. 0.97
00:32:25.000 And I want to just be there with my boy with worms. 0.96
00:32:28.000 So then we talked to some people.
00:32:29.000 They sent us somewhere else.
00:32:31.000 I don't have enough time to go to the next spot, but I go to it anyway.
00:32:35.000 We go there and we cast maybe twice and then we gotta go.
00:32:38.000 Because I had to go do Anthony's show.
00:32:40.000 That's still good!
00:32:41.000 Now we know that spot.
00:32:43.000 We can get to it.
00:32:44.000 We know that it's saltwater, so we know what to bring.
00:32:48.000 And we know it's not crowded.
00:32:50.000 You know what I mean?
00:32:51.000 It doesn't have to be out of the park, this is the day.
00:32:53.000 Just chip away at it.
00:32:56.000 I don't know if I'm conveying this as well as I'd hoped.
00:33:00.000 But I used to sort of go, OK, that's the day we're going to do that.
00:33:04.000 And it would have to be top to bottom, soup to nuts, finished.
00:33:07.000 Now my new thing is like, let's try it.
00:33:09.000 We'll chip away at it.
00:33:12.000 What if we go there and it's closed?
00:33:13.000 All right.
00:33:13.000 Well, we know it's ours now.
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00:33:34.000 If I'm at the beach, people tell me, you swim as if you are from Atlantis.
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00:33:40.000 I don't want to sound duplicitous.
00:33:41.000 The part that I just said off the dome was 100% true.
00:33:44.000 This is colored a little bit.
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00:35:18.000 So yeah, let's argue about Van Halen, shall we?
00:35:22.000 Oh, of course we shall.
00:35:25.000 In but a second.
00:35:27.000 Let's get that queued up.
00:35:29.000 And we pivot to a green screen, folks.
00:35:32.000 Here I go.
00:35:49.000 Who's better?
00:35:50.000 The Rolling Stones.
00:35:52.000 Whoa, I'm wiggling all over the place.
00:35:54.000 ACDC, The Who, Van Halen.
00:35:56.000 I was thinking of some others like The Kinks, Rancid, Public Enemy, Nirvana.
00:36:01.000 I don't know.
00:36:02.000 I don't know if we could do a whole thing on Nirvana.
00:36:05.000 What did they have?
00:36:06.000 They had Smells Like Teen Spirit.
00:36:09.000 They had that, Oh no, happy, oh no way, I don't know now, Doobie Dobbie.
00:36:17.000 They had Negative Creep.
00:36:18.000 I think they only had like five songs.
00:36:21.000 Public Enemy seemed like that too, but then you look into it and there's like three or four.
00:36:26.000 The Sonics had a ton, and the Kinks may have had a ton, but we won't do all of them today, obviously. 0.81
00:36:32.000 We'll just chip away at this, just like I was saying earlier.
00:36:35.000 You know, not everything has to be the monolith.
00:36:38.000 You don't have to cover everything in one big gulp.
00:36:43.000 So today I'm just going to look at Van Halen.
00:36:46.000 Van Halen, as you know, some half Asian boys from the Netherlands moved to Pasadena.
00:36:53.000 Some Jewish kid from the Midwest moves to Pasadena.
00:36:56.000 They're teenagers together.
00:36:57.000 They get kicked out of the house.
00:36:59.000 They got to make some music.
00:37:00.000 Alex and Eddie had already formed a band since they were little kids. 0.99
00:37:04.000 They're playing weddings and all kinds of shit. 0.96
00:37:06.000 And Dave had a ton of personality. 0.99
00:37:08.000 They start rocking out.
00:37:11.000 Everyone sees they rule.
00:37:13.000 Alex and Eddie are kind of too good at their instruments and they want to noodle away, which is kind of the inevitable downfall of most bands.
00:37:20.000 They turn into jazz bands when they get too good.
00:37:23.000 But Dave was a sort of a showman and he managed to sort of wrangle them down and keep them poppy.
00:37:30.000 I don't know why they split up.
00:37:33.000 When were they around?
00:37:34.000 They were 78 to 82?
00:37:36.000 Six years?
00:37:37.000 No, 84.
00:37:38.000 Six years.
00:37:40.000 They then switched to Sammy Hagar.
00:37:42.000 I'm told that the synth had a lot to do with it on 1984.
00:37:47.000 Dave didn't like all the synths.
00:37:48.000 I don't believe that.
00:37:50.000 Because that implies he thinks Synth is gay and he's like one of the queerest straight men in the history of rock.
00:37:55.000 So, I think it was just personalities.
00:37:59.000 You know? 1.00
00:38:00.000 You're with someone in a tour van, you're doing tons of coke, you're in a bad mood when the coke wears off on Monday, and then you look and you go, fuck you. 1.00
00:38:10.000 Then they got a loser named Sammy Hagar. 1.00
00:38:13.000 If you prefer Sammy Hagar, Van Halen, don't subscribe to this network. 0.93
00:38:17.000 Don't don't even exist. 1.00
00:38:19.000 Kill yourself. 1.00
00:38:20.000 Jump off a cliff. 0.99
00:38:21.000 There are zero good songs after 1984 when David Lee Roth left.
00:38:27.000 But we were stunned on our road trip back from Baltimore, which I will never do again.
00:38:32.000 You got to take the train, folks. 0.67
00:38:33.000 Traffic sucks on 95. 1.00
00:38:35.000 We were stunned at how many fucking hits there were. 0.99
00:38:39.000 So let's go through them now shall we? 0.95
00:38:43.000 First album Fuggin I'm gonna say three major jams but uh That means I say no to atomic punk which hurts so just let me show you how high my standards are click on atomic punk Ryan this song is not good enough did not make the cuts
00:39:04.000 So, that's a rule I want to make clear, too.
00:39:07.000 Sometimes songs will not have made it to the charts, but they count as a jam.
00:39:11.000 And sometimes songs made it to the chart and we will not be counting them.
00:39:14.000 For example, Harlem Shuffle by Rolling Stones did very well for them. 1.00
00:39:17.000 It's fucking gay. 1.00
00:39:19.000 Speaking of gay, the Beatles are not on this list because they suck. 1.00
00:39:22.000 They don't suck, they're gay. 1.00
00:39:24.000 But, yeah, this song rules. 1.00
00:39:28.000 But I didn't include it.
00:39:29.000 Not catchy enough, sorry.
00:39:35.000 You know this one?
00:39:38.000 All right.
00:39:39.000 So they blew up.
00:39:42.000 Their demo did well.
00:39:43.000 Gene Simmons liked it.
00:39:44.000 He tried to sell it to Kiss.
00:39:46.000 I mean, you know, pitch it to Chris and his record label. 0.99
00:39:49.000 They're like, no, they suck. 0.99
00:39:50.000 They're not going anywhere. 1.00
00:39:51.000 And Gene Simmons was like, OK, I got a good feeling about these guys. 1.00
00:39:55.000 So by the time this album came out, they were already well-established partying and they're touring all over the place doing coke, fucking chicks. 1.00
00:40:02.000 And they feel like they're running with the devil. 0.99
00:40:06.000 Listen to this intro.
00:40:11.000 I saw them live in, like, 2005.
00:40:14.000 A little late. 0.97
00:40:17.000 It sucked, and our seats sucked. 0.95
00:40:19.000 The guy who got his tickets, his dad works at Madison Square Garden. 0.94
00:40:22.000 I thought I'd be at, like, the foot of the stage.
00:40:25.000 I'm not sure I'm strong enough to throw a tennis ball from where our seats were to the stage.
00:40:30.000 And we were very high up, so I'd be throwing down.
00:40:38.000 So confident, this song.
00:40:40.000 You know what I mean?
00:40:46.000 So that's an awesome jam.
00:40:49.000 Ain't talking about love!
00:40:51.000 Still the first album.
00:40:53.000 I think they've got, well we'll see how many they have, but almost 50% of their jams came from the first album.
00:40:58.000 You'll notice this with the Rolling Stones too.
00:41:00.000 It's almost like you did make a deal with the devil and the curse of being this successful is we take your first album and make you perform with it for the next 40 years.
00:41:10.000 Madonna's been performing on stage for 40 years. 1.00
00:41:15.000 What the fuck is he wearing? 0.99
00:41:19.000 He looks like a bird from the Muppet Show who took the bird head off. 0.99
00:41:26.000 All their early videos are just live.
00:41:28.000 I think their first video video was Hot for Teacher.
00:41:33.000 Oh, look at the time!
00:41:35.000 Reloaders, you're kicked off.
00:41:36.000 We'll be pouring through Van Halen.
00:41:38.000 And then we'll do Motorhead, The Who, The Kinks, ACDC.
00:41:42.000 And we'll be surmising over the next few days what is the greatest band in the world.
00:41:46.000 Greatest rock band, obviously. 0.99
00:41:49.000 But you won't get that because you don't pay $10 a month to see this wonderful shit. 0.98
00:41:54.000 We've got new stuff coming with Elijah Schafer, Drew Hernandez. 0.97
00:41:57.000 I think we're going to raise the prices soon.
00:41:59.000 Not for people who are already paying.
00:42:00.000 You're grandfathered in.
00:42:03.000 But for newbies, we've got to start raising the price.
00:42:05.000 There's too much good content.
00:42:06.000 When we started this, it was just me.
00:42:09.000 And now there's like 15 shows.
00:42:11.000 We've had people live and then die of old age.
00:42:15.000 This has been going on so long.
00:42:16.000 Crip Daddy just croaked.
00:42:18.000 And his shows are now all free.
00:42:20.000 So you can dip into those at censored.tv if you want to see the incredible quality that we churn out here.
00:42:28.000 We're much better than The Daily Wire.
00:42:30.000 We're much better than The Blaze.
00:42:32.000 Sorry, these are just facts.
00:42:33.000 And much more relaxing, too. 0.99
00:42:35.000 We joke around and fuck around. 1.00
00:42:36.000 Those guys are too serious all the time. 1.00
00:42:39.000 Gets depressing talking about the end of the world all day every day.
00:42:43.000 Anyway, Ryan, let's cut this off now.
00:42:46.000 Bye-bye.
00:42:47.000 Bye.
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