Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E297 - HERCULEAN HUBRIS (Part 1)

00:00:14.000 From New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McInnes!

00:01:00.000 I never said a word.

00:01:01.000 And yet I got caught for a thought.

00:01:05.000 And the turn of your cheek and your eyes turn red.

00:01:11.000 Sorry to begin your good Friday by taking the Lord's name in vain, but that was Australia, still destroying, still kicking ass and taking names.

00:01:22.000 Not sure what's in the water over there.

00:01:24.000 Kicking ass and taking the Lord's names in veins.

00:01:29.000 That was Jesus F. Christ, the F is a bad word, and that's a band called Hits.

00:01:36.000 Guys, if you're naming yourself,

00:01:38.000 Come up with something that doesn't Google.

00:01:41.000 Jesus Christ and hits are basically un-Google-able.

00:01:55.000 I've said it before and I'll say it again.

00:01:57.000 Australia is the global epicenter for Western music.

00:02:03.000 Holy shit are they good.

00:02:04.000 So that's hits.

00:02:07.000 The Terrys from Garagon, Garingong, New South Wales.

00:02:12.000 Kind of like skate, indie, surf rock dudes.

00:02:16.000 Every song's a fucking hit.

00:02:18.000 This is The Terrys.

00:02:21.000 Previous band was Hits.

00:02:33.000 Is it the oppression of this COVID fascism that they experienced over there that made their art so good?

00:02:41.000 How about the Terry's song, Silent Disco?

00:02:44.000 Another sweet jam from the land down under.

00:02:46.000 I think it's the sun.

00:02:48.000 You think that's a jam?

00:02:49.000 That's not a jam.

00:02:50.000 I call this a jam.

00:02:51.000 It might sound generic if you're not into this kind of music, but if you are, you can tell that it's pretty fucking unique.

00:03:12.000 It's just so groovy and happy.

00:03:20.000 It's great for, like, pre-gaming, you know?

00:03:25.000 Or in the car on the way to the party.

00:03:27.000 They really set the tone.

00:03:34.000 Going to parties as a kid, I don't know.

00:03:37.000 In our 20s, it was like going to work, because I knew I'd have to be the star of the show.

00:03:41.000 Me and Derek Beckles would have to be entertaining everyone.

00:03:45.000 Coming up with things to do.

00:03:46.000 I don't miss it.

00:03:50.000 It was real, it was fun.

00:03:51.000 It wasn't real fun.

00:03:53.000 How about Old Mervs from Perth?

00:03:56.000 And their hit, Sweetheart.

00:04:07.000 You know this song?

00:04:08.000 No, I like it though.

00:04:12.000 That's a bad sign.

00:04:13.000 Or how about Rum Jungle?

00:04:16.000 And their Smash Hit Dash of Speed.

00:04:51.000 From Adelaide.

00:04:56.000 Or how about the Grogans?

00:04:58.000 I mean, I always say where in Australia they're from.

00:05:07.000 We don't know Australia, so it doesn't mean anything to us.

00:05:10.000 It's not going to go, oh, Adelaide, huh?

00:05:13.000 They're really churning out some shit.

00:05:15.000 Let's just say Australia.

00:05:37.000 Awesome.

00:05:39.000 Also from the Grogans, I'm not sure.

00:05:41.000 Just groovy indie vibes.

00:05:50.000 Hanging out.

00:05:51.000 Four hours, and then I wake.

00:06:02.000 I feel like this is just a big mistake.

00:06:07.000 All right, that's enough.

00:06:09.000 So that's five amazing Australian bands.

00:06:13.000 Hits, the Terrys, Old Mervs, Rum Jungle and the Grogans.

00:06:18.000 And we are sponsored by one, two, three, four sponsors today.

00:06:24.000 Today is a free show for some and we cut it off halfway through.

00:06:30.000 Well, let's start with Nita Fashions.

00:06:32.000 I am not wearing Nita Fashions today.

00:06:34.000 I've got a Ted Baker blazer, Paul Smith.

00:06:36.000 Oh, this shirt is Nita Fashions.

00:06:38.000 But you'll notice that I look like shit when I don't wear my Nita Fashions suits.

00:06:42.000 So they're on tour.

00:06:44.000 I'm gonna meet up with them here in New York.

00:06:47.000 And it is fucking awesome when you go there.

00:06:49.000 There's very few male spaces anymore.

00:06:52.000 Go to McSorley's Ale House.

00:06:54.000 One of the oldest bars in America.

00:06:56.000 Definitely in New York.

00:06:57.000 I think it's 170 years old now.

00:06:59.000 Full of chicks.

00:07:01.000 It's a dive bar.

00:07:03.000 You know what you order there?

00:07:05.000 They have two kinds of beer, dark and light.

00:07:07.000 And they give you two for some reason.

00:07:09.000 That's a dude thing.

00:07:11.000 Full of chicks!

00:07:13.000 Barbershop girls getting this haircut or it's some mom sitting there while her son gets a haircut.

00:07:20.000 What are you doing here?

00:07:22.000 Boxing gyms.

00:07:24.000 There's some girl hitting the heavy bag so lightly you could stick your balls in between her glove and the bag and you'd be fine.

00:07:31.000 Not legally, but physically you'd be totally fine.

00:07:35.000 Well, with her consent.

00:07:37.000 Excuse me.

00:07:38.000 I'm trying to talk about how women don't belong in here.

00:07:40.000 Would you mind if I hung my scrotum?

00:07:42.000 I'm going to stand on this bench.

00:07:44.000 And if I would just hang my balls there and you would punch my balls as you hit the back.

00:07:47.000 It's not sexual.

00:07:48.000 I'm not one of those guys who likes to be kicking the balls when he comes.

00:07:53.000 Uh what other spaces are there that are left?

00:07:56.000 Barber shops?

00:07:58.000 Dive bars?

00:07:59.000 Tailors?

00:08:00.000 Boxing gyms?

00:08:02.000 I mean the tailor is one of the few and I did see a chick there once coming in I was like I look at the need of fashion guys I'm like what the fuck's going on here I felt like I was being invaded and they go yes they come in sometimes buddy

00:08:15.000 It's not easy making a suit for a lady.

00:08:17.000 Lot of conditions and I'm not experienced.

00:08:20.000 And they very often have alterations.

00:08:24.000 When you have alterations with these guys you just FedEx a suit or whatever back to them and they'll fix it for free.

00:08:30.000 But anyway, pull up their skedge and you go meet these guys.

00:08:36.000 They measure you up.

00:08:38.000 Now they have you as a blueprint.

00:08:39.000 You know how expensive that is?

00:08:40.000 Like Prince had a body shape of himself and he had a whole staff making him outfits.

00:08:45.000 So fucking gay.

00:08:48.000 Like 24 hours a day coming up with new looks for him.

00:08:50.000 And they had a bust and legs and everything of him that they could try and see if it fits.

00:08:56.000 Do you have that now?

00:08:57.000 So they have your blueprint, you go there, you get measured, your inseam, your neck.

00:09:02.000 I like to get generous with the neck.

00:09:04.000 They don't like it that I can fit a whole finger in here.

00:09:07.000 I say, guys, there's nothing worse than feeling constrained, especially in the summer.

00:09:11.000 So I ask them to be very generous with the neck.

00:09:14.000 With your waistline, I don't know, we're all getting fatter, right?

00:09:18.000 A unit a year.

00:09:22.000 Once they have your shape, then you can just order whatever you want.

00:09:24.000 But anyway, the fun part of this is not the measuring per se.

00:09:27.000 It's the going and looking at all the textiles.

00:09:30.000 And for the shirts and the suits and then what buttons would you like?

00:09:34.000 What kind of pocket shall we do?

00:09:37.000 And then they have a whole thing of collars.

00:09:38.000 You can see the Tucker Carlson type collars or the various button downs.

00:09:42.000 You can see all those and you choose this, choose that.

00:09:45.000 It's like a menu.

00:09:48.000 And then, magically, a few weeks later, boom!

00:09:51.000 Your order appears in the mail, and it's way... Getting a tailored suit in New York is five grand.

00:09:56.000 You can get a suit for as cheap as a grand, and a shirt for as cheap as 50 bucks, or you can go up to a $200 shirt that's thick as shit!

00:10:05.000 Like, it barely wrinkles, it's so thick.

00:10:07.000 I have both.

00:10:08.000 In the summer, I wear the thin.

00:10:10.000 In the winter, I wear the thick.

00:10:12.000 Anyway, pull up to... Los Angeles, so they're starting, go to the top.

00:10:19.000 This is on their website.

00:10:20.000 What is it?

00:10:20.000 Needafashions.com?

00:10:22.000 It is.

00:10:23.000 So they're in California starting in a week.

00:10:28.000 In about a week they got this big tour.

00:10:30.000 San Francisco, LA, Scottsdale, Denver.

00:10:33.000 Keep going down.

00:10:36.000 Seattle, Houston, Dallas, Austin.

00:10:40.000 They won't be in Dallas when we're there, right?

00:10:42.000 Who cares?

00:10:42.000 I'd rather see them in New York.

00:10:44.000 So New York.

00:10:46.000 They rent a hotel room and you go in there to the hotel and all the shit's laid out.

00:10:50.000 So in New York, we only have really one day, the 18th.

00:10:53.000 If we're flying in the 19th for the 20th show.

00:10:57.000 Right.

00:10:58.000 Then they're up to Boston, Chicago, Washington, D.C.

00:11:01.000 I highly recommend it.

00:11:04.000 All right.

00:11:06.000 We've been getting into games a lot.

00:11:08.000 Games, you like games?

00:11:09.000 I'll never forget this.

00:11:11.000 It was on TV Carnage, this reality show.

00:11:14.000 And it was a dating show.

00:11:16.000 And it was people getting together.

00:11:18.000 And I think the producers would purposely choose the biggest dorks in the world.

00:11:24.000 And I have this one scene memorized.

00:11:26.000 He's getting a massage.

00:11:26.000 He's all like this.

00:11:29.000 You know how you are when you're getting a massage?

00:11:31.000 You look weird.

00:11:32.000 And the girl was hot and cool and funny and interesting and he was a fucking brutal nerd.

00:11:40.000 And he goes, you like games?

00:11:43.000 And she goes, uh, yeah, I guess.

00:11:45.000 They're facing each other in a really awkward way and they're really close.

00:11:47.000 They could probably smell each other's breath.

00:11:50.000 And he goes, she goes, what kind of games?

00:11:52.000 And he goes,

00:11:53.000 Oh, board games, video games, any kind of games.

00:11:56.000 And she goes, I guess, sure, yeah.

00:11:59.000 And he goes, he goes, I like to play Star Wars Trivial Pursuit, but no one will play with me because I always win.

00:12:07.000 Oh boy.

00:12:09.000 I must think of that like once a month.

00:12:10.000 And this happened 25 years ago.

00:12:13.000 How long ago have you seen it?

00:12:15.000 Oh, I haven't.

00:12:16.000 Baby Monsters found it once.

00:12:18.000 It's a TV carnage clip of someone getting a massage on a dating thing.

00:12:21.000 It's really hard to find.

00:12:22.000 But yeah, I haven't seen it for years and years.

00:12:25.000 Maybe it's different.

00:12:26.000 Maybe he's like, do you like games?

00:12:27.000 I like board games, video games, even Star Wars, Trivial Pursuit.

00:12:30.000 I'm pretty good at that.

00:12:31.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:12:33.000 Ever since the jellyfish one.

00:12:35.000 You think I'm misremembering?

00:12:36.000 Could be.

00:12:37.000 I like board games, video games, any kind of games.

00:12:40.000 That's why I think maybe you misremembered the, uh, you're coming in my pussy, you fucking asshole.

00:12:46.000 What if she was like, you're coming in my pussy, you fucking asshole?

00:12:48.000 No, she had a thick Maltese accent, which is a very weird European accent.

00:12:52.000 I hope so.

00:12:55.000 How about how we ruined the Now You's Can't Leave?

00:12:58.000 Yeah, that's still weird to me.

00:13:00.000 Ruined!

00:13:01.000 I apologize.

00:13:03.000 I ruined the greatest line in the history of movies.

00:13:05.000 I think you improved it.

00:13:05.000 Now You's Can't Leave is awkwardly edited.

00:13:09.000 The lighting is all off.

00:13:12.000 Let's play that again.

00:13:14.000 Your favorite line in a movie ever sucks because of shitty editing.

00:13:32.000 Now you just can't leave.

00:13:35.000 Did you think it was a zoom?

00:13:37.000 Or just smoother and not as jarring?

00:13:40.000 Yeah, way smoother.

00:13:41.000 That was jarring.

00:13:43.000 That was horrible.

00:13:44.000 The audio changes.

00:13:45.000 You know, that's, speaking of, um, of old mobster movies, I think we have a challenger for cringiest New Yorker.

00:13:56.000 I thought it was Jon Stewart, but Michael Imperioli may beat him out as the most pretentious, annoying douche in the city of New York.

00:14:05.000 So this is him.

00:14:06.000 Let me explain Jon Stewart to you, okay?

00:14:09.000 He can't handle ego.

00:14:10.000 He can't handle having his ego stroked.

00:14:12.000 A lot of guys can handle it.

00:14:13.000 Like, you know, Vince Neil from Motley Crue.

00:14:16.000 Although he did kill a guy and become a brutal alcoholic.

00:14:19.000 But um a lot of guys get drunk with power and so he went from this quirky nerd from I think he's from Manhattan actually and uh he was doing well on a comedy show he was king of the shitheads and then he did that thing with 9-11 where he tried to get the firemen and the cops money because of asbestos and he met working class people for the stop stop stop don't show that

00:14:44.000 For the first time in his life.

00:14:47.000 And then it gave him this two things.

00:14:49.000 It gave him this working class ethos that he's obsessed with now with his fucking car hearts and shit.

00:14:55.000 So embarrassing.

00:14:56.000 Fuck.

00:14:57.000 I do it as an homage.

00:14:58.000 He's LARPing in an horrible way.

00:15:01.000 And so that's one thing that's very bothersome.

00:15:04.000 And then two, it gave him the second wave of power where he's like, I'm an effective politician.

00:15:09.000 I could be president.

00:15:11.000 I like this politics thing.

00:15:13.000 So it's two things he's not.

00:15:15.000 He's not working class and he's not a politician, but those are his new identities.

00:15:20.000 A working class politician.

00:15:24.000 And we've made fun of him on the show a hundred times.

00:15:28.000 His stupid meetings with his writers about diversity and everything.

00:15:32.000 He used to make raunchy jokes about trainees and now he's like, we need to raise trans awareness.

00:15:38.000 Anyway, I don't know how this came up in my feed, but I was reminded, this is the turning point where he decided, I'm a fucking amazing politician.

00:15:45.000 And theater kids are running America right now, and theater kids are just as dorky and annoying as they were when you were in high school.

00:15:54.000 So this little midget, fake Scotsman with the fake name, is the same twerp who was doing Grease the Musical at your high school, and is in the yearbook going,

00:16:09.000 Calm down.

00:16:11.000 I got all the cards I need.

00:16:13.000 And he would tap his pocket.

00:16:20.000 He's in a movie.

00:16:29.000 Where he kept the prayer cards.

00:16:30.000 343 firefighters.

00:16:41.000 Who knew you could make 9-11 cringe?

00:16:42.000 The official FDNY response time to 9-11 was five seconds.

00:16:48.000 Five seconds!

00:16:51.000 That's how long it took for FDNY, for NYPD, for Port Authority, for EMS to respond to an urgent need from the public.

00:17:04.000 Five seconds.

00:17:06.000 What are you, Denzel Washington?

00:17:07.000 He's eating.

00:17:08.000 This is blackting.

00:17:10.000 The chewing of the scene.

00:17:11.000 Are we in a, what's that guy who makes the terrible black movies?

00:17:15.000 Uh, Medea, uh, Taylor Perry.

00:17:19.000 Tyler Perry.

00:17:20.000 This is Tyler Perry acting with the fingers and the touching and the banging.

00:17:26.000 The banging.

00:17:27.000 I've never seen anyone bang a desk because they're about to cry.

00:17:30.000 I remember being moved by this as like a kid because I was young and then I couldn't read douche as good, but I don't know how anybody sees through it if they're an adult.

00:17:40.000 This is like... Are they all in the room like, you want the truth?

00:17:43.000 You couldn't handle the truth!

00:17:50.000 Hundreds died in an instant.

00:17:54.000 Thousands more poured in.

00:17:56.000 Isn't his tone like, you had to drag me out of my high castle to come down here with you people to tell you this?

00:18:02.000 Like he knows his presence is like a favor, that's what he thinks.

00:18:07.000 If I was the director, I'd be like, John, love ya, this is great, let's try it again a little smaller, okay?

00:18:13.000 A little smaller, and maybe not so much with the gestures and the banging.

00:18:17.000 It's a profound moment we're having here, and the dialogue is great, so let's let the dialogue live on its own.

00:18:25.000 I'm hamming it up.

00:18:26.000 I'm not saying that!

00:18:28.000 I'm not saying that.

00:18:29.000 We have it big now, that's a wrap, good.

00:18:32.000 And I'm very glad we got the big one.

00:18:36.000 90% sure we're gonna use that one.

00:18:38.000 But just for fun, we got time.

00:18:40.000 We have this courthouse all day.

00:18:42.000 So maybe let's just for extra time, I don't know, I got the extra film here.

00:18:47.000 So we got two hours from lunch.

00:18:49.000 Let's do a small one.

00:18:51.000 Just do it straight.

00:18:52.000 This is after he told him not to like crush the water bottles and empty them out on the floor.

00:18:57.000 Okay.

00:18:58.000 He's going, you know, it was five seconds to fucking shit!

00:19:02.000 Jon Stewart being Denzel Washington in the courtroom, take two.

00:19:06.000 Go ahead.

00:19:08.000 To continue to fight for their brothers and sisters.

00:19:14.000 I said no finger stuff anymore.

00:19:19.000 The breathing problem started almost immediately, and they were told they weren't sick, they were crazy.

00:19:25.000 And then, as the illnesses got worse, and things became more apparent, well, okay, you're sick, but it's not from the pile.

00:19:34.000 Much better.

00:19:38.000 You're the pile.

00:19:43.000 I don't even know about that asbestos stuff.

00:19:48.000 Anyway.

00:19:49.000 You know what's weird?

00:19:49.000 I haven't looked into it.

00:19:50.000 This clip, ABC is a little cheeky, they made it 9 minutes and 11 seconds.

00:19:55.000 Ooh, saucy!

00:19:58.000 OK, so that's a very high douche level, right?

00:20:03.000 And you have to combine that with all the other horrible things he's been doing recently.

00:20:05.000 He's really been on a tear.

00:20:06.000 And then Michael Imperioli, who is obsessed with, like, Dante.

00:20:11.000 Not the comedian, but the Italian Renaissance man, the most talented writer in the history of literature.

00:20:18.000 And he has the most ridiculously pretentious apartment I've ever seen in my life.

00:20:26.000 Do you know that your job was playing a junkie mobster?

00:20:31.000 Like, you were okay in White Lotus, I guess, but that was like a funny soap opera for fags.

00:20:36.000 That I liked, but, you know, it's not Shakespeare.

00:20:41.000 We kind of thought of it as, like, a cool hotel suite.

00:20:44.000 You know, to me, like, if you walk in here, this could easily be an apartment from, like, the Jazz Age in New York, you know?

00:20:51.000 The Jazz Age?

00:20:56.000 Yeah.

00:20:56.000 What a cool age.

00:20:58.000 I'm going to Google that to see if that's even a term.

00:21:01.000 His wife just goes to very expensive furniture stores and has filled his apartment with shit.

00:21:08.000 I don't want to sit anywhere in there.

00:21:10.000 That's Raymond Flanagan's, that's Crate and Barrel.

00:21:14.000 To away from the hectic pace of modern life, I think.

00:21:19.000 For me it does.

00:21:20.000 You know, if you notice, there's no modern art in the house.

00:21:24.000 Everything is kind of, for me, it's like transporting, you know?

00:21:27.000 Something about that is comforting.

00:21:29.000 Victoria designs these spaces in mind to be calming, comforting, homey, and inspiring.

00:21:35.000 You know what I think these actors do?

00:21:37.000 And Jon Stewart's an actor.

00:21:38.000 I think they've noticed that people like it when they act like they're awesome.

00:21:43.000 So they just act like a person who is awesome.

00:21:46.000 And they don't realize that they're an annoying theater kid.

00:21:49.000 Who's acting.

00:21:50.000 They're never not acting, these people.

00:21:53.000 They're constantly doing a guy.

00:21:55.000 And this guy is cool, New York, rich Italian dude.

00:22:02.000 Whose Russian wife clearly has a spending problem.

00:22:04.000 Their meditation class, which I only took so that way I could do a Q&A and maybe, you know, talk to Christopher.

00:22:14.000 It was on Zoom.

00:22:15.000 Wait a minute, Ryan.

00:22:16.000 We're sitting here making fun of a guy, and you took his meditation class?

00:22:19.000 Dude, I was not paying attention to that.

00:22:21.000 I wanted to talk to Christopher, and Christopher was nowhere to be found.

00:22:24.000 Well, that's why, like, he has a band called Zopa or something.

00:22:27.000 Zopa, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:22:28.000 They suck rocks.

00:22:29.000 He was in a video with his son, and that song is good, but it has nothing to do with either of them.

00:22:34.000 Yeah, well if you like it, it's shit.

00:22:36.000 No, it's good.

00:22:37.000 Yeah, I know, that means bad.

00:22:39.000 Your opposite day when it comes to musical taste.

00:22:44.000 Not an opposite.

00:22:44.000 But all these people who come to see his show, they're like, I want to see the guy from The Sopranos play the guitar.

00:22:50.000 Oh, you know who?

00:22:51.000 That's why people are there, dude.

00:22:52.000 You know who his spirit animal is?

00:22:53.000 His hero?

00:22:54.000 Who?

00:22:55.000 Who's the guy you make fun of, the fake heroin guy?

00:22:58.000 Lou Reed.

00:22:58.000 Lou Reed, yeah.

00:22:59.000 He loves Lou Reed.

00:23:01.000 That's what he's going for.

00:23:02.000 Another total phony.

00:23:03.000 Velvet Underground, is that him?

00:23:05.000 Yeah.

00:23:05.000 Oh, yeah.

00:23:07.000 It's the most boring non-guitar you'll ever hear.

00:23:10.000 Check how bad this cover is.

00:23:14.000 The shit you can get away with by being famous.

00:23:18.000 Keep going.

00:23:28.000 This is an open mic.

00:23:37.000 Okay, so go back to his apartment.

00:23:40.000 We talked about this before, right?

00:23:41.000 I think it's 445.

00:23:42.000 He has a guitar that's made of wood from the Chelsea Hotel.

00:23:49.000 What?

00:23:50.000 There's Dante's muse.

00:23:52.000 So when he sits there and writes whatever he writes, he sees himself as Italy's greatest poet.

00:23:59.000 Like they have the same muse, Dante and him.

00:24:04.000 It's a tragedy that... Yeah, it is a tragedy.

00:24:06.000 Very accurate.

00:24:07.000 Steve can get to his guitars though.

00:24:08.000 Did you already skip that?

00:24:09.000 Books are boring, obviously.

00:24:11.000 It's such a personal thing, books, if they're not political.

00:24:34.000 I usually write on this guitar.

00:24:37.000 Now keep going until he goes into that other room.

00:24:40.000 It's an electric guitar that he pulls out.

00:24:43.000 I think we've showed this already.

00:24:45.000 No, you were there.

00:24:46.000 Now you're in the kitchen, bro.

00:24:48.000 Why?

00:24:48.000 It's made by a chick.

00:24:49.000 Of course a chick thinks that where the wood comes from is more important than how it sounds.

00:25:10.000 Now go forward a bunch more and he's in okay he's in uh yeah that's his buddhist meditation room where him and his wife meditate.

00:25:21.000 Eww!

00:25:22.000 This was a closet.

00:25:23.000 A walk-in closet that we converted into a shrine room.

00:25:27.000 Shrine room.

00:25:29.000 So these are Tonka paintings.

00:25:30.000 They're traditional paintings.

00:25:32.000 They're really used for practice, for meditation.

00:25:35.000 To inspire your practice.

00:25:37.000 I'm very inspired by that.

00:25:38.000 Guided meditation?

00:25:39.000 Well, we don't have time for that, but...

00:25:42.000 But if you did, you would look at this hour-long video of him and his chick with their PowerPoint presentation about happiness and love that you signed up for.

00:25:54.000 Listen, I wanted the Q&A part.

00:25:56.000 I did not pay attention to this.

00:25:58.000 I was like, listen, how much was it?

00:25:59.000 And it's not like a traditional Q&A.

00:26:01.000 You type in the questions like, oh, fuck.

00:26:03.000 How much was it?

00:26:05.000 Free.

00:26:05.000 Oh, wait, go back.

00:26:07.000 He says something about meditating.

00:26:08.000 It's very profound.

00:26:09.000 And that's.

00:26:16.000 Sometimes that's enough to just reset.

00:26:19.000 Look how cozy that looks.

00:26:21.000 Alright, that's enough.

00:26:22.000 So it's up to you whether you think that is, who's the winner of that douche contest.

00:26:30.000 Here it goes.

00:26:32.000 This song.

00:26:32.000 He's in this.

00:26:33.000 It's like him across from a younger him.

00:26:46.000 Go to Australia, dude.

00:26:47.000 You need lessons.

00:26:50.000 Put them in love?

00:26:51.000 They might be Australian.

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00:29:46.000 Okay, I had a pipe dream today that I was going to get to one of every of our subjects.

00:29:51.000 I always have that as a plan, and then I look at the stories I've amassed, and it's like, if we're going to talk about trannies, I want to talk about like six trannies in a row, or if we're going to talk about Proud Boys, I want to talk about nine sentences, or if we're going to do My Pet Biden, I want to show ten examples of him being an idiot.

00:30:08.000 But before we get to that, remember I was trying to talk about games earlier, and you interrupted me?

00:30:15.000 People at home?

00:30:18.000 I have a new game.

00:30:20.000 You know when you're at the bar and you can control the jukebox with your phone?

00:30:25.000 TouchTunes it's called.

00:30:26.000 Most bars have it now.

00:30:28.000 It's internet jukebox.

00:30:30.000 So this is what you do.

00:30:31.000 It's a very benevolent game.

00:30:34.000 And it's not really competitive.

00:30:36.000 A little bit.

00:30:36.000 It's sort of like, you know, you get a new ping pong table and you haven't played in a while and you go, alright, let's not try to murder each other.

00:30:41.000 Let's do some volleys and just get into the groove before we start getting tricky.

00:30:45.000 Let's just try to keep it going back and forth.

00:30:47.000 So that's the game.

00:30:48.000 It's called Ping Pong DJ.

00:30:51.000 And you choose a song, like say Lou Reed, that whatever that Boulevard song was, something Boulevard.

00:30:59.000 Anyway, say you choose Walk on the Wild Side by Lou Reed, right?

00:31:03.000 That song comes on, I'll start it, right?

00:31:06.000 And then you have to come up with a song, like if you were a wedding DJ and you played that, you have to come up with something where the dance floor would stay happy.

00:31:16.000 Obviously, if you play Metallica next, the dance floor goes, what the fuck?

00:31:19.000 And they'll just empty out.

00:31:20.000 And you fucked up the volley.

00:31:23.000 So you would play, after this, you maybe play Jonathan Richman, Roadrunner, or something weirdly talky like that.

00:31:33.000 Or you could even do Eric Clapton's Cocaine after this.

00:31:38.000 And then he plays Eric Clapton's Cocaine.

00:31:41.000 Now you could get a little more rocky now.

00:31:45.000 You might be able to do Rod Stewart if you think I'm sexy.

00:31:49.000 Right?

00:31:50.000 And now we're into a classic rock zone.

00:31:52.000 Now it's pretty easy.

00:31:54.000 Now you can do, like, fucking Stones.

00:31:57.000 But let's get challenging now.

00:32:00.000 So we're doing Stones.

00:32:02.000 I don't want to just do classic rock back and forth.

00:32:05.000 So now you might go something a little heavier, like maybe that first band we opened with, Hits, Jesus F. Christ.

00:32:12.000 That's still rock.

00:32:14.000 And then if he goes, wait, no, no, no, no, you can't go from Rolling Stones to Australian indie rock.

00:32:21.000 And then you both benevolently agree, like, OK, I pushed it, I broke it, and I fucked up.

00:32:25.000 Now you win.

00:32:27.000 No, so you lose.

00:32:28.000 He wins.

00:32:29.000 So you both decide together if, this could never be on like TV or something because the judges, well I guess you'd have judges do it.

00:32:37.000 I'm ironing up the kinks as I talk.

00:32:39.000 And you go, okay, I lost.

00:32:41.000 Another way you can make someone lose is if it's silence after your song.

00:32:45.000 They have to have a song queued up.

00:32:47.000 And one trick you can do, this gets a little competitive, get the guy talking about something he's really into.

00:32:52.000 Yeah, yeah, so you got a new car.

00:32:54.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:32:54.000 So that's it.

00:32:55.000 Now it's an electric car and you're spending basically nothing on gas, right?

00:32:59.000 Yeah.

00:32:59.000 Well, I heard the batteries though, when they die.

00:33:01.000 And then if you can get him going and he forgets to put in the next song, you win.

00:33:04.000 There's a space.

00:33:07.000 If someone else comes along and plays some stupid song like Taylor Swift, she loses, whether she knew she was playing the game or not.

00:33:15.000 But now you have to play off Taylor Swift.

00:33:20.000 And you obviously want the songs to be as good as possible.

00:33:22.000 So you don't go from Taylor Swift to like Britney Spears or something.

00:33:26.000 You want to try to do a chick who's kind of poppy, but also good.

00:33:31.000 If it's a more country song, you'd pick a more country song.

00:33:33.000 If it's one of her poppy jams, you go with a poppy.

00:33:38.000 Because she has a variation, Gav.

00:33:40.000 She goes from Poppy to Country.

00:33:42.000 You'd never know.

00:33:42.000 That was my nickname in high school, Variation Gav.

00:33:44.000 Poppy to Country?

00:33:45.000 Oh.

00:33:45.000 Yeah.

00:33:48.000 So anyway, you can play that game.

00:33:49.000 I give you permission.

00:33:53.000 Also, before we get... Okay, so let's just discuss one news story before we get to all this stuff.

00:34:00.000 Actually...

00:34:03.000 Yeah, we're gonna have an LGBTQ game, but before I get to that, I don't even understand this guy's game, so that's why I'm not that excited about getting to it.

00:34:11.000 I wanted to say some things.

00:34:12.000 First of all, NSFW coming up, I'm about to show pornography.

00:34:17.000 You ready?

00:34:18.000 Get the kids out of the room.

00:34:20.000 So, I renovated, my brother renovated my basement, as you know, and we found this in the ceiling.

00:34:26.000 Assmaster Special No.

00:34:28.000 6, Gourmet Edition, all color, and it's all anal.

00:34:33.000 Women having anal intercourse.

00:34:36.000 Uh, I think my, my previous owner of my house was a homosexual.

00:34:42.000 Um, there was some black and white written porn of letters and stuff.

00:34:48.000 And we also found that in the ceiling.

00:34:50.000 My wife said one of the dumbest things ever she goes no, I think that was a different guy I think the guy who I think there was a previous owner the previous owner was gay and he put up the Black-and-white porn because it's black and white so it's old and then that's new so that was a straight guy How many people honey do you think put porno magazines in the ceiling?

00:35:12.000 Have you ever done that?

00:35:13.000 Has anyone watching ever put pornography in the ceiling?

00:35:16.000 No.

00:35:18.000 Basically one in 732,000 men hide pornography in the ceiling.

00:35:25.000 So the Occam's razor of the situation says it's the same fucking guy.

00:35:29.000 He just happened to have older porn.

00:35:32.000 But he only had one kid.

00:35:33.000 And I thought, you probably have the women getting fucked on the ass porno because you're trying to get into chicks.

00:35:44.000 And sex is a gateway drug to heterosexuality.

00:35:48.000 What a sad existence, huh?

00:35:51.000 Just a story through his hidden porns.

00:35:54.000 How he slowly either became, maybe he started as straight and then got gay.

00:35:57.000 Well, he's like anal is cool.

00:35:59.000 Why do I like the butthole so much?

00:36:00.000 You should have seen the house when we moved in.

00:36:02.000 There was speaker cable in every fucking room, including the basement and the garage and the back deck.

00:36:09.000 So if you're playing, and he had some Van Halen stickers and stuff, so if you're playing hard rock,

00:36:15.000 Apparently it was a real party house.

00:36:16.000 You're playing hard rock, there's a hot tub too on the back deck that's not there anymore.

00:36:20.000 You can hear it everywhere.

00:36:21.000 Which I thought, what a shitty neighbor.

00:36:23.000 Imagine you're listening to fucking Van Halen out of his back porch when he's listening to it in the basement.

00:36:30.000 Apparently it was a real party house.

00:36:31.000 Lots of people said, Oh, I used to come here in the eighties, but, and I also found the book of sex when that's when we were looking to buy it.

00:36:38.000 So it still had his furniture there.

00:36:40.000 I saw that was on the bookshelf.

00:36:41.000 And so he's a libidinous partier, but only had one kid.

00:36:47.000 I used to say two is for fags.

00:36:48.000 I guess in this case, one is for fags.

00:36:51.000 Be yourself, homos.

00:36:54.000 That's what I say at the end of the show.

00:36:55.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave.

00:36:57.000 When I say that, I mean something simple, like everyone at work is a liberal and you're a conservative.

00:37:03.000 Don't pretend to be liberal and be something you're not and you'll get cancer from the suffering.

00:37:09.000 But in the gay case, it's a way bigger deal.

00:37:12.000 That's your entire sexual identity.

00:37:15.000 You're throwing that away like my uncle did his entire life?

00:37:18.000 Weird, man.

00:37:20.000 Then you find out later I'm a secret fag.

00:37:22.000 My uncle and Ryan and I have been fucking.

00:37:24.000 Yeah the whole time.

00:37:26.000 He's got no uncle.

00:37:27.000 That's like Husker do Bob Mould and Grant Hart were eating each other out regularly and I interviewed him right after he came out of the closet and I go So the old gay thing are we allowed to talk about that?

00:37:39.000 and he goes only if you accept that it doesn't change any of these songs and If you think it makes you feel differently about the songs we made then I don't to talk I was like, well, I guess we can't talk cuz yeah

00:37:53.000 Like I'm never talking to you again, Diane.

00:37:57.000 Something I learned today.

00:37:59.000 I will never forget you.

00:38:01.000 Now I see it as you and a dude.

00:38:03.000 He did the interview anyway though.

00:38:09.000 Okay, I've just got some random news pieces.

00:38:11.000 I gotta get out of the way.

00:38:13.000 Someone sent this in.

00:38:14.000 They go, you think, and again, we don't give a shit about bicycle races, but this still makes me so mad.

00:38:18.000 He goes, you think it's annoying to see someone walk in front of cyclists?

00:38:22.000 And I was like, yes, it ruins my day.

00:38:24.000 Makes me mad forever.

00:38:25.000 It's my least favorite thing outside of child rape and war, is people just not looking where they're going and fucking up a race that thousands of people have been looking forward to all year.

00:38:36.000 Someone sent in something worse than that.

00:38:40.000 This is a team boot.

00:39:10.000 It's like somebody put Gavin's most hated things into AI.

00:39:14.000 Why did you bring your fucking dog to a race?

00:39:18.000 A. B. Why is it not on a leash?

00:39:22.000 C. Why did you let it onto the fucking course, of course?

00:39:24.000 I mean, C is directly a result of A and B, but what a shitbag.

00:39:31.000 I want to feed this guy his dog to death.

00:39:38.000 I mean, it's not the dog's fault, obviously, poor thing.

00:39:40.000 You'd probably like my character in the Tony Soprano Show.

00:39:44.000 I sat on a dog.

00:39:45.000 You see that?

00:39:47.000 I don't dislike dogs, don't get me wrong.

00:39:49.000 I dislike dog owners.

00:39:53.000 I would have sat on that dog.

00:39:56.000 You know what I hate more than dog owners?

00:39:58.000 Rescue dog owners with their three-legged dog.

00:40:02.000 They call it special needs.

00:40:05.000 Shut the fuck up.

00:40:07.000 You know it's a scam, right?

00:40:10.000 The whole, like, chicks getting a dog, chicks with a dog.

00:40:13.000 It's a substitute for your maternal instinct and it's a globalist plot.

00:40:17.000 Actually, jump ahead.

00:40:18.000 Go to... I don't think it's numbered.

00:40:22.000 It's between 3-3 and 3-4.

00:40:25.000 That chick Emily Watson, we were supposed to interview her and she's like, oh, I'm fucked up.

00:40:29.000 Oh my Hotel room flooded.

00:40:32.000 I can't do the interview and I got a puppy.

00:40:34.000 My boyfriend bought me a puppy and I'm like

00:40:37.000 Guys buy girls dogs so they'll stop expecting a ring.

00:40:41.000 It's a way to delay the inevitable maternal instinct.

00:40:45.000 You sidewind it.

00:40:47.000 So now all her feelings about, I want a kid, I want a family, are put off for at least 14 years.

00:40:52.000 And you can relax, not worry about a ring, maybe even cheat on her, who cares?

00:40:56.000 It's a trick.

00:40:57.000 It's like methadone for heroin addicts.

00:41:00.000 And the big plan is let's get enough fur babies that we don't even have human babies.

00:41:07.000 And we'll make it seem like you're an animal hater if you're not a dog mom.

00:41:11.000 And we'll talk about how bad it is for the environment to have kids and stuff.

00:41:14.000 But of course, they're going to have maternal instincts.

00:41:16.000 So we'll just make them get a dog.

00:41:18.000 It's a globalist plot, dudes.

00:41:21.000 Take it away.

00:41:26.000 So in the session we just attended here at the Economic Forum, I think there was a sense of relief actually in your frankness.

00:41:33.000 You brought up some issues that others are reluctant to bring up.

00:41:36.000 That's my trouble.

00:41:39.000 All the religious groups are against me because I'm talking about population.

00:41:44.000 They want more souls.

00:41:46.000 I want less on the planet.

00:41:47.000 I want less on your planet.

00:41:51.000 How about less Indian souls?

00:41:52.000 I'm picking on agriculture because it is the biggest land user and also biggest water user on the planet.

00:41:59.000 The way we eat is ecologically disastrous.

00:42:04.000 The way we dress is ecologically disastrous because the third largest polluter on the planet is textiles.

00:42:10.000 Most people don't know this.

00:42:12.000 So, everything that we do has become violent in the world.

00:42:16.000 Stop.

00:42:17.000 Stop.

00:42:17.000 Just for the record, there is truth to that.

00:42:20.000 If there was total environmental destruction, it would be related to population, but I don't believe there is total environmental destruction.

00:42:26.000 And secondly, and this is the embarrassing part that no one will say out loud, it's about quality, not quantity.

00:42:33.000 We're not all the same.

00:42:34.000 Yes, the turd world should definitely breed less.

00:42:38.000 That would be good for them.

00:42:40.000 The first world, Japan, should not be breeding less.

00:42:45.000 Italy should not be breeding less.

00:42:47.000 Australia should not be breeding less.

00:42:52.000 Stoke-on-Trent, Slough, Hertfordshire, Hitchin, Paisley, Scotland, they should all be breeding more.

00:43:05.000 It's you guys that should be breeding less.

00:43:07.000 Same with pollution too.

00:43:09.000 Oh, we are polluting the world so much, plastics in the ocean.

00:43:12.000 I don't… we don't put plastic in the ocean, we put it in landfills.

00:43:15.000 You're the fucking assholes that put it in the ocean.

00:43:17.000 So, I got to drink a paper straw because you're a shithead?

00:43:21.000 That's not right.

00:43:23.000 We're not all the same.

00:43:25.000 You suck, I rule.

00:43:27.000 The very way we exist.

00:43:29.000 In the beginning of 20th century, we were just about 1.5 billion people.

00:43:36.000 Did you get Southern there for a second?

00:43:38.000 1.5 billion people?

00:43:38.000 9.7?

00:43:38.000 Did a Texan teach him math?

00:43:39.000 Hello buddy, I want to talk about 1.5 billion people that are doing the things.

00:44:02.000 Now listen, we got to get these numbers… His beard falls off, is that?

00:44:06.000 He's a white guy.

00:44:07.000 He's a Texas billionaire.

00:44:09.000 Planet is for sure going to be a disaster.

00:44:13.000 I was in a conference and I said, see, unless you… unless you reduce the human footprint on the planet, there is no solution for anything.

00:44:30.000 Then they asked me a brilliant question, how do you reduce the human footprint?

00:44:35.000 I said, you have to reduce the number of feet.

00:44:37.000 That's the only way.

00:44:43.000 We can take it upon ourselves that we will not push the human population.

00:44:50.000 You can have a dog.

00:44:52.000 I'm not saying children are bad, they're wonderful, but it's just too many.

00:45:00.000 Yeah, you're right.

00:45:01.000 India has way too many people.

00:45:02.000 Can you go over there and tell them that, please?

00:45:09.000 Speaking of the envir... Yeah, let's have less of that, please.

00:45:13.000 Less shitting on the road and less eating flies.

00:45:17.000 That's why the globalists say that we should eat insects, because the turd world's already eating them.

00:45:23.000 That looks delicious.

00:45:24.000 What do you call... What type of shit is that?

00:45:27.000 It's called wet bag.

00:45:29.000 We put wet in the bag.

00:45:31.000 This is called food bag.

00:45:34.000 Honey, I'm starving.

00:45:35.000 Oh, I can go for a good food bag right now.

00:45:38.000 Hi, I'd like a pile of fly shit, please.

00:45:40.000 You take some red fucking shit.

00:45:43.000 Even the flies are like, this is fucking gross.

00:45:49.000 I prefer the shit.

00:45:51.000 They're just making fun of it.

00:45:52.000 Yeah, they're laughing.

00:45:55.000 Little Gordon Ramsay's flying around.

00:45:57.000 You call this food?

00:45:58.000 This fucking sucks.

00:46:00.000 Speaking of, uh, the environment and how important it is to conserve, we cannot do any better than, uh...

00:46:09.000 Electric cars.

00:46:10.000 They are fucking awesome.

00:46:12.000 And to prove that, the Energy Secretary Jennifer Granholm set out on a four-day electric vehicle road trip over the summer from Charlotte, North Carolina to Memphis, Tennessee.

00:46:22.000 Pretty hot trip there.

00:46:24.000 Memphis and Charlotte in the summer can get pretty roasted.

00:46:30.000 So, she wanted to draw attention to the billions of dollars the Obama administration has pumped into electric vehicles.

00:46:35.000 And in order to do that, she had a team of people in gas-powered cars driving ahead of her and blocking out charging stations to make sure she had one.

00:46:45.000 So this family shows up.

00:46:47.000 They got a kid in the car who's fucking hot.

00:46:50.000 They're out of fuel, out of electricity, not fuel, and they want to plug in and there's some clown standing there going, sorry, you can't.

00:46:59.000 We're trying to prove that electric cars work.

00:47:02.000 This results in the family traveling with their baby on a hot summer day.

00:47:04.000 The family called the police, but the sheriff's office said they couldn't do anything about it and that it's not illegal for a non-EV to park at a charging station in the state.

00:47:13.000 Scrambling to smooth things over, Energy Department staff sent other vehicles to slower charges to ensure space for both the family and grand home to charge.

00:47:21.000 They don't work.

00:47:22.000 Every time they go and do this, too.

00:47:25.000 Remember there was that ship?

00:47:26.000 They went to, I don't know, Santa's house to go show us all how everything's melting and the polar bears have bulimia, and they're walking around with their sagging scrotal coats, just excess skin, and they show the images of the icebergs falling.

00:47:44.000 So they went there to document that, and they ended up stuck.

00:47:49.000 In the water.

00:47:50.000 Because it froze.

00:47:52.000 The Guardian sponsored it too.

00:47:55.000 And they had holding up flags that say The Guardian.

00:47:59.000 And they were stuck there, I think it was 52 people, they were stuck there for weeks and weeks.

00:48:04.000 They couldn't move because their boat, the Antarctic Research Fiasco, so not Santa's house, the other house.

00:48:11.000 There it is, stuck in the ice while going to show us all how incredibly hot Antarctica is.

00:48:20.000 So then the Guardian of course, scroll down a bit.

00:48:23.000 There they are with their flag.

00:48:24.000 Yay!

00:48:26.000 A very inconvenient truth.

00:48:28.000 We did it!

00:48:29.000 Like the penguins are all, what are you doing here?

00:48:32.000 So then the Guardian said, it's not because of, it was because it was cold.

00:48:36.000 So this isn't a win for you.

00:48:38.000 Stop gloating.

00:48:40.000 Which is what all media is now.

00:48:44.000 This is 2-3.

00:48:46.000 All media is just a propaganda game.

00:48:48.000 Oh yeah, you think the Yankees won that one?

00:48:51.000 Maybe technically, but we're gonna get them at the end of the season.

00:48:56.000 Research ship trapped in Antarctic ice because of weather, not climate change, you assholes.

00:49:03.000 God!

00:49:08.000 Okay, I think we're ready to start the show.

00:49:10.000 Let's do Purpleworks Nutrition before we get into homosexuals.

00:49:16.000 Purpleworks Nutrition pre-workout, it's what I take.

00:49:19.000 I didn't take it today, however.

00:49:21.000 I was hungover and I didn't want to work out that hard.

00:49:24.000 I took it yesterday and I had, dude, I was lifting.

00:49:28.000 It was a great day.

00:49:29.000 I love an arms day.

00:49:30.000 I hate leg days.

00:49:31.000 So we're doing the curls and we're doing the, this thing, and we're doing the squats.

00:49:36.000 I don't even mind the bike.

00:49:37.000 And then I'm like, I'm going to have fun today.

00:49:40.000 And then the fucker, he goes, and then 10 burpees with this pole.

00:49:44.000 Burpees are the equivalent of making out with a dude if you're straight.

00:49:49.000 Do you do burpees?

00:49:50.000 No, but I make out with dudes and I'm straight.

00:49:53.000 No, I do burpees.

00:49:54.000 Yeah, it sucks.

00:49:55.000 I hate them.

00:49:56.000 We have a routine where it's six front kicks, three roundhouse kicks on each leg, and then you do three burpees.

00:50:02.000 And the burpees are the fucking worst part.

00:50:04.000 Worst part.

00:50:05.000 I get worried I'm going to faint.

00:50:08.000 You know what else I don't like is flies.

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00:51:54.000 We met that dude in Vegas.

00:51:55.000 Great guy!

00:51:56.000 Great guy!

00:51:57.000 Very hot wife.

00:51:58.000 Purple, purple tie.

00:51:59.000 I appreciated that.

00:52:00.000 That was very exciting.

00:52:01.000 It's like when Peter Parker in Spider-Man wears like a red hoodie when he's like not Spider-Man.

00:52:06.000 You're like, yeah, a little homage to yourself.

00:52:08.000 That was cool.

00:52:11.000 Alright, let's... I'm not going to cut off because we still have Johnny Apple CBD, so I don't want to cut off until we've done all the sponsors, but I do want to get to gayness.

00:52:21.000 So, let's do it.

00:52:23.000 Why are you gay?

00:52:24.000 I felt ugly.

00:52:25.000 I felt gay.

00:52:26.000 And then we fell in love.

00:52:27.000 And then we fell in love.

00:52:28.000 And we have a very good relationship.

00:52:30.000 I don't like the particular.

00:52:33.000 You don't want to see a close-up picture of my anus because you hate gay men!

00:52:37.000 You are gay.

00:52:37.000 HOMOPHOBE ALERT!

00:52:41.000 Okay, speaking of the gamification of everything around you, someone sent in a game.

00:52:49.000 I don't quite get it, but you tell me.

00:52:54.000 It must be a British guy because he says, I was sat.

00:52:59.000 This is from a baby monster.

00:53:00.000 I was sat under the street pride banners in my local town square.

00:53:03.000 I played pride bingo with a friend.

00:53:06.000 You choose a flag, whatever the flag is, you have to be it.

00:53:10.000 You take a picture of the flag on your phone, press magic eye, and an image searches the flag on the internet and tells you what you are.

00:53:16.000 I got lesbian and pan, which was fine.

00:53:19.000 Yeah, pan just means you fuck a lot of people, right?

00:53:21.000 And lesbian, I'm probably a lesbian.

00:53:25.000 True.

00:53:25.000 Although, I think the definition is you have to be a female.

00:53:28.000 I was gonna say, I like getting my dick sucked, but then lesbians would love to get their dick sucked.

00:53:32.000 My friend got leather and demiboy fluid.

00:53:35.000 Ooh, that doesn't sound good.

00:53:37.000 What's a demiboy?

00:53:40.000 Isn't Demi... What's Demi?

00:53:43.000 Why are you showing the letter here, bro?

00:53:45.000 Demi is like partial?

00:53:48.000 No, you're wrong.

00:53:49.000 Like Demi-God?

00:53:50.000 Like a quasi-Demi?

00:53:52.000 I know the context of Demi.

00:53:56.000 A Demi boy is a person who feels their gender identity partially identifies with a masculine identity.

00:54:01.000 Partially?

00:54:02.000 Shut up.

00:54:03.000 But is not wholly binary.

00:54:06.000 Okay.

00:54:08.000 Like a demigirl or demiboy may identify this way regardless of their assigned gender.

00:54:17.000 No, you know what the word demi is, dude.

00:54:20.000 You didn't know what a demiboy was.

00:54:21.000 It's not a word, it's a prefix.

00:54:24.000 Demi's not a word?

00:54:25.000 Let me just look that up.

00:54:36.000 Hello?

00:54:38.000 Yes.

00:54:39.000 Yeah, how you doing?

00:54:40.000 Send me the address, please.

00:54:43.000 Okay, should I text it to you?

00:54:46.000 Yeah, text me on the phone.

00:54:47.000 Okay, I'll do that right now.

00:54:50.000 Okay, please.

00:54:50.000 I'm on my way already, okay?

00:54:52.000 Okay, sounds good.

00:54:52.000 That's very important that you know that, that that is the guy coming to pick up my old fridge, and he is two hours late.

00:55:02.000 Dennis Fridgeman?

00:55:06.000 Demi.

00:55:08.000 Demi Lovato comes up.

00:55:11.000 Let's go to m-w.com.

00:55:16.000 That's Merriam-Webster.

00:55:19.000 Demi, put in there.

00:55:23.000 Demi Half.

00:55:25.000 Word history, etymology, middle English.

00:55:28.000 I think you might be right, Ryan.

00:55:30.000 My friend, I promise you.

00:55:32.000 It says demi-prefix.

00:55:33.000 There is no list of demi being a word.

00:55:36.000 Demigog.

00:55:37.000 I thought it was demigod.

00:55:39.000 That's where I'm dumb.

00:55:41.000 Hold on, I gotta give this guy my idea.

00:55:43.000 Oh, it is demigod.

00:55:45.000 Yep.

00:55:46.000 I thought it was demigog recently for some reason.

00:55:49.000 Oh, because I hear this song.

00:55:50.000 There's demigoggery.

00:55:52.000 Oh, okay.

00:55:56.000 But the thing I don't get about this guy's game is... So you just do it once?

00:56:03.000 Like, it doesn't sound like a game.

00:56:04.000 This sounds more like where you go, you see someone ugly and you go, that's your girlfriend.

00:56:08.000 Like, it's that simple.

00:56:11.000 So it's not really a game, sir.

00:56:12.000 But then he got straight ally.

00:56:14.000 Oh, so you get to choose more than one flag for someone?

00:56:17.000 Now there are over 50 flags, and I recommend you read some of them.

00:56:20.000 Gay, bi, etc.

00:56:21.000 We all know.

00:56:21.000 All the way through to nuanced niches that take over a paragraph to read and still make no sense.

00:56:26.000 Yet there remains the straight ally.

00:56:27.000 What kind of uber-chad, therefore, is a straight ally?

00:56:32.000 And why are they allowed to exist?

00:56:34.000 They have 50 forms of sexuality to choose from and yet their sexuality remains so un-nuanced and straightforward they opt for none of the above.

00:56:42.000 These are the guys whose internet search words are woman.

00:56:46.000 They have a 1950s nine-year-old body sexuality.

00:56:49.000 They're plucked from the set of Stand By Me.

00:56:51.000 God bless them.

00:56:52.000 Wait, it's already a thing?

00:56:54.000 And it's $5?

00:56:55.000 No, thanks.

00:56:58.000 This is terrible.

00:56:59.000 I hope nobody has bought this.

00:57:00.000 Pull up the 50 flags.

00:57:02.000 I want to choose my favorite.

00:57:05.000 And then you'll see what I am.

00:57:06.000 Remember I indicated at the beginning I'm secretly gay?

00:57:09.000 It's such a weird insult people always say, too.

00:57:13.000 Like, they say Nick Fuentes is secretly gay.

00:57:16.000 I don't give a shit.

00:57:18.000 Even Daily Mail today was about this politician who was having an affair, and it's like the front page, and I'm just like, I don't, this is how people fuck.

00:57:27.000 I don't want to know how people fuck.

00:57:29.000 It's like how people shit.

00:57:30.000 Okay, I don't like any of those.

00:57:31.000 The one in the middle, bottom, isn't terrible.

00:57:34.000 Not gonna lie, the lesbian one kind of slaps.

00:57:36.000 It reminds me of like the desert kind of, like sepia.

00:57:39.000 Yeah, keep going.

00:57:41.000 I'd rather see a bigger grid.

00:57:43.000 Oh, I like that one with the green.

00:57:46.000 Make it so small I can't read.

00:57:47.000 So put it over that way more.

00:57:49.000 Yeah, blow it up a bit more.

00:57:53.000 Just a little bit.

00:57:55.000 Okay, so a lot of boring rainbows there.

00:57:57.000 I heard the guy who made the rainbow flag is pissed off about all this shit.

00:58:00.000 Because he goes, I made you a thing that means everything.

00:58:04.000 Yeah, it's already built in.

00:58:05.000 And now you're like, nah, not enough.

00:58:07.000 You know what?

00:58:07.000 That agender, this middle one here.

00:58:10.000 How did you know it's age?

00:58:11.000 You're cheating.

00:58:11.000 I can read.

00:58:12.000 Oh, I'm not supposed to read.

00:58:13.000 Okay.

00:58:15.000 What are they?

00:58:16.000 Oh, they show you how the package looks.

00:58:19.000 The package.

00:58:20.000 What percentage of their clientele are teachers?

00:58:22.000 It's like the goth little brother flag.

00:58:24.000 Classroom.

00:58:26.000 Okay, move this mouse away.

00:58:27.000 I want to see all of them.

00:58:29.000 Just sort of scroll so we can see them all and then we'll come back.

00:58:33.000 That one's depressing, that gray one.

00:58:35.000 Oh, we know that must be two spirits.

00:58:37.000 Keep going.

00:58:39.000 What's that, a patriotic homo?

00:58:41.000 Black trans lives matter.

00:58:45.000 I kind of like that one with the heart.

00:58:46.000 Okay, I choose that.

00:58:47.000 What am I?

00:58:47.000 Oh, wait, wait.

00:58:48.000 This is only page 104.

00:58:49.000 Okay, well, we don't have time to go through 50.

00:58:51.000 What's the one with the heart on its side that looks like a kissing face?

00:58:55.000 Polyamory.

00:58:56.000 Oh, great!

00:58:57.000 Nice.

00:58:57.000 I gotta tell my wife.

00:58:58.000 I get to cheat on her.

00:59:00.000 Yeah, and if she doesn't respect your sexuality.

00:59:03.000 Right.

00:59:03.000 What are you, a polyphobe?

00:59:05.000 That's what I'm going to say.

00:59:06.000 I'm going to start cheating on my wife.

00:59:07.000 And then when she finds out, I'll go, no, you got this all wrong.

00:59:10.000 I'm polyamorous.

00:59:11.000 I'm sorry.

00:59:12.000 Maybe that is all.

00:59:13.000 No, there's more.

00:59:14.000 Well, these aren't real.

00:59:15.000 Some of them are stickers.

00:59:16.000 A bat?

00:59:17.000 Yeah, that's bullshit.

00:59:21.000 Also in the gay category, I found a tranny who's actually funny.

00:59:27.000 Tranny was gayest place in town.

00:59:28.000 I'm going to plant that flag in your yard.

00:59:31.000 That's a good prank.

00:59:35.000 Yeah, go to 2-5.

00:59:37.000 Not a bad joke from a guy, a fat, ugly loser who wears women's clothing.

00:59:42.000 And we used to make fun of those guys.

00:59:44.000 Now they're cool.

00:59:48.000 If I like someone and we're really vibing.

00:59:51.000 Have we shown this before?

00:59:52.000 Have you told them to transition?

00:59:54.000 No, we showed an Asian one.

00:59:56.000 Yeah.

01:00:00.000 Regardless of who they are.

01:00:06.000 And I do that because being trans is an MLM.

01:00:10.000 It's a pyramid scheme.

01:00:15.000 Multi-level marketing.

01:00:21.000 You gotta get to the top.

01:00:23.000 Pretty good timing.

01:00:27.000 If I could get five of you to transition,

01:00:35.000 I get an air fryer.

01:00:40.000 Listen how hard they're laughing.

01:00:42.000 Captive audience.

01:00:43.000 They're so happy someone that pathetic is actually being amusing.

01:00:48.000 This was great if you guys feel like masturbating.

01:00:51.000 Senator John Kennedy, the greatest senator in the history of senators, was reading from some of these books.

01:00:57.000 And I love when people do this because out of context, these books sound so over-the-top raunchy.

01:01:04.000 And they go, can you stop doing this?

01:01:05.000 And you go, it's in schools.

01:01:07.000 We've seen, we've shown you town halls where they cut off the guy's microphone because he's reading a book that his kid was given in the schools that they gave him, that he's paying taxes for.

01:01:18.000 So you gave my kid this porn, but you can't even hear it because it's too offensive.

01:01:23.000 And one of the excuses was, well, there could be kids in the audience.

01:01:27.000 Yeah, there's kids in the schools, dummy.

01:01:34.000 Let's take two books that have been much discussed.

01:01:43.000 This might end up being a drop.

01:01:45.000 The first one is called All Boys Aren't Blue.

01:01:52.000 And I will quote from it.

01:01:53.000 That's true.

01:01:55.000 I put some lube on and got him on his knees.

01:02:00.000 And I began to slide into him from behind.

01:02:05.000 I pulled out of him and kissed him while he masturbated.

01:02:08.000 So you didn't fuck him for very long.

01:02:10.000 He asked me to turn over while he slipped a condom on himself.

01:02:14.000 I guess you're the bottom now, bitch.

01:02:17.000 This was my ass.

01:02:18.000 And I was struggling to imagine someone inside me.

01:02:23.000 Oh, it's an anti-gay book.

01:02:41.000 The second is another much discussed book.

01:02:46.000 Much disgusting book.

01:02:47.000 I'm sure you're familiar with it.

01:02:48.000 It's called Genderqueer.

01:02:50.000 Yes, we've heard about this one a lot.

01:02:51.000 Oh yes, of course.

01:02:52.000 Let me read an excerpt from that.

01:02:53.000 You gotta buy these.

01:02:54.000 Quote, I got a new strap on harness today.

01:03:00.000 Okay, that's a drop.

01:03:01.000 I can't wait to put it on you.

01:03:08.000 It will fit my favorite dildo perfectly.

01:03:11.000 You're going to look so hot.

01:03:14.000 I can't wait to have your cock in my mouth.

01:03:18.000 I'm going to give you the blowjob of your life.

01:03:23.000 Then I want you inside of me.

01:03:26.000 That's the drop right there.

01:03:28.000 The eye contact is so good.

01:03:30.000 Blowjob of your life.

01:03:35.000 I'm going to give you the blowjob of your life, then I want you inside of me.

01:03:40.000 You know, as someone who is a big fan of Senator John Kennedy, I'm going to put that on my phone, and when I'm alone, it's jerking off.

01:03:50.000 I'll just watch that on a loop.

01:03:53.000 He's doing a jerk-off instruction.

01:03:55.000 Yeah, John.

01:03:56.000 End quote.

01:03:58.000 Let's jump ahead to this fat 3-0, this fat chick who cut her tits off and thinks that she's a total dude.

01:04:07.000 Oh, unavailable.

01:04:08.000 Ah, farts.

01:04:09.000 Unfortunate.

01:04:10.000 Is it maybe is it under like libs of TikTok or something or transposing their own?

01:04:14.000 It was just this chick who had tit surgery and her tits are gone.

01:04:18.000 So you have those dumb scars like you don't like your tits because they remind you that you're female.

01:04:24.000 But you get these giant red lines that I assume do the same thing.

01:04:28.000 And again, 70 percent of my male friends have tits.

01:04:32.000 And third,

01:04:35.000 Ladies, if you're thinking about cutting off your tits, please watch the show How It's Made.

01:04:38.000 If that show is boring, leave your tits alone.

01:04:55.000 And also, these chicks who get a dick, just put a strap on on.

01:04:59.000 The technology's amazing now.

01:05:01.000 They look exactly like dicks.

01:05:03.000 You're not going to feel anything when you make the burrito with your arm.

01:05:07.000 So, nerve endings are done.

01:05:08.000 There's going to be all kinds of strange pustulant smells and infections and problems.

01:05:13.000 You could wear a strap on like in your pants while you go to work.

01:05:16.000 It could be not just for sex.

01:05:20.000 Here's a fat chick complaining about her disgusting penis that she had made.

01:05:27.000 Is that 31?

01:05:28.000 Yeah.

01:05:29.000 Is it gone too?

01:05:30.000 Oh yeah.

01:05:30.000 Are you positive?

01:05:32.000 Yeah, do you know what the account is by any chance?

01:05:34.000 No, I wouldn't have the account memorized.

01:05:36.000 Let me copy and paste it in a new browser.

01:05:41.000 No.

01:05:42.000 Hmm.

01:05:44.000 Well, let's try 2.8 where this guy wants to have a uterus so he can be a mommy.

01:05:51.000 And what do liberal mommies do?

01:05:54.000 Well, they gave it away.

01:05:56.000 "...have a successful uterus transplant, ovaries and eggs included, and I want to be the first trans woman to have an abortion.

01:06:05.000 I will let a doctor..." Damn.

01:06:07.000 "...who has successfully transplanted a uterine complex before cut the organs out of a willing, healthy, transmasculine donor, place them in my body.

01:06:17.000 I will devote myself, heart and soul, to their aftercare.

01:06:21.000 I will have..." How does the sperm get to the eggs?

01:06:25.000 Can I scratch your head?

01:06:26.000 I won't be scratching my head.

01:06:47.000 He just wants to be able to hang.

01:06:48.000 That's enough.

01:06:49.000 We heard you.

01:06:49.000 Thanks.

01:06:50.000 Remember that, look, I don't think I have a link there.

01:06:53.000 The chick who did the lived as a dude experiment killed itself.

01:06:56.000 Involuntary man.

01:06:57.000 Remember that chick who dressed as a man and just, she was like to be a man.

01:07:02.000 Of course, she didn't look like a dude.

01:07:04.000 They never do.

01:07:05.000 But, uh, she said she learned a lot about what men go through and stuff.

01:07:08.000 She's dead now.

01:07:12.000 Post-transition, she's dead.

01:07:13.000 In Voluntary Madness, Vincent details her decade-long history with treatment-resistant depression, saying, my brain was never quite the same after I zapped it with that first course of SSRIs.

01:07:24.000 Dead.

01:07:24.000 Well, you were a weird man who wasn't intimidating.

01:07:39.000 Men are so... So they have a brutal suicide rate after they transition, right?

01:07:44.000 But we're told, no, they need to transition or they'll kill themselves.

01:07:48.000 That's not true.

01:07:50.000 Go to 2.9.

01:07:51.000 The diatribe everyone's saying about trans suicide and changing gender is a script.

01:07:55.000 They all say it verbatim.

01:07:56.000 The info in it is not real.

01:07:59.000 You are not at risk of suicide.

01:08:01.000 They received the script from their friends.

01:08:02.000 I think it's the best way to think about the script.

01:08:03.000 It's like a child found a poem that resonated.

01:08:05.000 The feeling is probably real, but the information is not real.

01:08:09.000 So when they say you're at a risk of suicide, this is something they've learned from their friends.

01:08:14.000 It's a complicated, thorny issue, but there's no evidence.

01:08:18.000 There is a kind of almost like a standard playbook that these kids get pulled into where they already know what they need to say, and then I guess in some cases it's therapists, in some cases it's guidance counselors respond in a particular way.

01:08:37.000 It's like this sort of extensive almost like coaching exercise to the point where the parents realized at some point that the kids are basically all saying almost exactly the same thing wrote.

01:08:48.000 And so how did this happen?

01:08:51.000 Well, yes, so we call that the script.

01:08:53.000 And I think, from a parent's point of view, hearing the script, which is written on Reddit and Tumblr and Discord in particular, those three platforms, but other platforms as well.

01:09:06.000 Now, in a way,

01:09:07.000 These are just platforms, right?

01:09:09.000 These are just, it could be WhatsApp, it could be just your mobile phone, but this is the means that these kids are communicating.

01:09:15.000 So it's a generational challenge, because people my generation wouldn't necessarily use Discord, for example.

01:09:21.000 So we're in very different spaces.

01:09:24.000 And they receive this script from their friends.

01:09:29.000 And I think the best way to think about this script is

01:09:33.000 It's like if your child found a poem.

01:09:35.000 Okay, so we're just repeating what we just read.

01:09:36.000 That resonated.

01:09:37.000 So it's a lie.

01:09:38.000 So the pre-transition suicide thing is not a thing.

01:09:42.000 It's not disproportionate.

01:09:43.000 The post-transition suicide, murder, and death is a thing.

01:09:48.000 Like this woman, 2-7, she's suing the school board.

01:09:51.000 They secretly transitioned her daughter, made her into a dude, didn't tell her, which is becoming the law all over America, and then

01:10:00.000 The mother alleged school district employee secretly transitioned her daughter who was later placed by the public defender in an all-male juvenile facility.

01:10:08.000 So she probably got into drugs because she's mentally ill, right?

01:10:11.000 Then she becomes a dude.

01:10:13.000 Then she goes to jail.

01:10:14.000 They put her in a male jail where Sage was sexually assaulted and later, I guess after she got out?

01:10:21.000 Yeah.

01:10:23.000 Kidnapped, raped, and sex trafficked after she ran away from the facility.

01:10:30.000 Is she alive?

01:10:31.000 I think she's... I read she's dead.

01:10:34.000 Go to the top of this and blow it up.

01:10:37.000 We're getting a little heavy for Fridays, but I think she's alive.

01:10:42.000 Go down more and blow it up.

01:10:47.000 Public Defender, Corning Report, blah blah blah.

01:10:51.000 I can't believe I'm happy that she that she was only kidnapped and raped and trafficked.

01:10:56.000 That's the system.

01:10:58.000 When you let your kids go to the state and the state decides what's best for your family.

01:11:03.000 This is what happens.

01:11:04.000 So we're not transphobic.

01:11:06.000 We're trying to save lives, folks.

01:11:09.000 We don't want your kids to go to an all-male juvenile facility where they will be raped.

01:11:14.000 And that's why we're against Drag Queen Story Hour.

01:11:16.000 And I will be publishing a list of dozens and dozens of trannies and perverts related to Drag Queen Story Hour who are also tied to child sex.

01:11:28.000 Burles went on to say the nightmare should have ended in Maryland after the traffic and all that shit.

01:11:33.000 But um...

01:11:36.000 What's it called?

01:11:37.000 There was more.

01:11:38.000 Sage was placed into a... She was again sexually assaulted, exposed to drugs, and denied medical and mental health care.

01:11:44.000 That seems like, is that not a second time?

01:11:46.000 Yeah.

01:11:47.000 That's what you get from the word again.

01:11:49.000 What the fuck?

01:11:49.000 And then she went, oh, she ran away again only to be found by another pedophile who brought her to Texas where she was again raped, drugged, starved, and tortured until...

01:11:58.000 Wow.

01:12:00.000 It's amazing she survived all this, because you know drugs are going to be involved.

01:12:03.000 And where drugs are involved, fentanyl is involved.

01:12:05.000 And where fentanyl is involved, you OD.

01:12:08.000 So that happened to her three times.

01:12:11.000 All right, let's just end it with this.

01:12:13.000 She's getting a little sad for Fridays.

01:12:16.000 This guy chopped off his balls, and he's not very horny anymore.

01:12:22.000 Yeah.

01:12:23.000 That's how it goes.

01:12:24.000 3-3.

01:12:28.000 This keeps getting worse the further you read on.

01:12:31.000 I had an orchiectomy in April, basically not experienced any sex.

01:12:36.000 I haven't had sex with my girlfriend in months and now I try, my penis hurts during sex, doesn't hurt when I masturbate, so what gives?

01:12:45.000 Why did you do that?

01:12:47.000 I gotta look up what an orchiectomy is.

01:12:49.000 I thought this was a tranny.

01:12:51.000 I miss craving sex.

01:12:52.000 I miss seeing shit.

01:12:53.000 I used to find hot and getting horny.

01:12:54.000 I don't get turned on whatsoever anymore.

01:12:56.000 It's even worse.

01:12:56.000 I don't know what to do.

01:12:57.000 My desire to transition has disappeared.

01:13:00.000 Oh, so you're on your way to becoming a chick and you have a girlfriend.

01:13:04.000 What does it say there?

01:13:05.000 Orchiectomy.

01:13:05.000 Surgically removal of both or one or both testicles.

01:13:09.000 Yeah, dude, what did you think?

01:13:10.000 I guess he's on his way to getting a pussy.

01:13:12.000 So are your balls called your orkies?

01:13:14.000 My orkies.

01:13:17.000 It was only a fetish and I straight up just ruined everything.

01:13:19.000 I can't believe I was stupid enough to do this.

01:13:22.000 I haven't been on estrogen either because I have no desire to transition.

01:13:25.000 Somebody please help me sort this out.

01:13:27.000 Why don't I want to transition now?

01:13:28.000 Why don't I want to have sex?

01:13:29.000 Why did I ruin my relationship?

01:13:31.000 My girlfriend was sobbing because we tried to have sex and I couldn't.

01:13:35.000 It honestly hurts my penis.

01:13:37.000 She doesn't masturbate.

01:13:38.000 So it could be just because she's too horny now.

01:13:40.000 I really need some insight.

01:13:41.000 I need someone to talk to.

01:13:43.000 Fucking Jesus.

01:13:44.000 Like, we don't let kids get tattoos.

01:13:47.000 And this is like getting a tattoo on your face that's a dick.

01:13:51.000 You're going to regret it.

01:13:55.000 Hopefully he doesn't get himself a gun, T. I can't watch The Sopranos anymore because of that.

01:14:01.000 Well, I'd like to tell you that, you know, the gay, jazz-age thing in my apartment, that's different.

01:14:07.000 I'm Chrissy.

01:14:09.000 I'm this old-school Michael Imperioli.

01:14:12.000 I don't meditate.

01:14:12.000 I don't do any of that shit.

01:14:15.000 Okay.

01:14:15.000 I'm back.

01:14:18.000 I want to talk about all these chicks who have the hubris of Hercules.

01:14:22.000 Herculean hubris, we'd call it.

01:14:24.000 Oh, maybe that's the name of the show even though it's awesome.

01:14:28.000 But we're gonna go behind the wall after I talk about this next thing.

01:14:31.000 But I want to talk about women who like not only go up to

01:14:35.000 Security guard saying what bitch but go up to animals and sharks and bulls and Already good like getting involved in a rodeo.

01:14:43.000 What did you think was gonna happen when you stepped in front of a bull lady?

01:14:47.000 You're even like the way they get fucked up like when they get beat up or hit like when we get punched and hit we have like a bruise or a rib hurts or but it's like seven days of uncomfortable a woman like a you see my remember when my mom fell off her bike it looked like she fell off a building and

01:15:04.000 Like she couldn't walk with my dad because everyone assumed he beat the shit out of her, and she was fucked up for like years.

01:15:09.000 Wow.

01:15:10.000 They got bird bones.

01:15:14.000 And we got- Both here identifies as a feminist.

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01:17:49.000 Go over to the nest.

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01:17:54.000 No.

01:17:56.000 Stop echo.

01:17:59.000 69, let's try that.

01:18:00.000 69, that's when you put your balls in and then you got the thing in their face too.

01:18:06.000 You know who wants to fuck me, by the way?

01:18:08.000 Who?

01:18:09.000 This freaked me out.

01:18:10.000 I used to like him.

01:18:11.000 Senator John Kennedy.

01:18:14.000 Does he?

01:18:14.000 Yeah.

01:18:14.000 I don't have it.

01:18:16.000 He's kind of blowing me and stuff.

01:18:18.000 I don't have it that quickly.

01:18:19.000 I was like, uh, okay.

01:18:21.000 I think maybe you misread the signals here when I said you're awesome.

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01:18:26.000 All right.

01:18:26.000 Let's get behind the paywall and we're going to continue.

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01:18:35.000 We, uh,

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01:19:27.000 Great interview.

01:19:28.000 Great interview!

01:19:28.000 Off the record, you're going through your records.

01:19:30.000 Great intro.

01:19:31.000 Mini-series, like Car Guys, where we fixed up cars.

01:19:34.000 Oh yeah, I totally forgot.

01:19:35.000 I used to do a show where I'd review records.

01:19:37.000 Look at this intro.

01:19:40.000 Made that from scratch there.

01:19:47.000 So until then, folks, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop the fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - September 15, 2023

S4E297 - HERCULEAN HUBRIS (Part 1)

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