Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E83

00:00:02.000 One, two, three, go.

00:00:04.000 I've got an ego, it won't let me go.

00:00:06.000 What am I gonna do?

00:00:08.000 ABCD, paranoid's killing me, I'm dying on me, making me what I want to go.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's get off my lawn with Gavin McGuinness.

00:00:45.000 I think I would have been very awkward in the 80s, in the days of the carrying of the ghetto of the blaster on the shoulder.

00:00:53.000 How are we liking that new idea?

00:00:56.000 It's pretty cool looking.

00:00:57.000 But is it...

00:00:58.000 I mean, you're out of breath.

00:00:59.000 Was this cool?

00:01:00.000 Tell me if this looks cool.

00:01:02.000 No, not you carrying it.

00:01:03.000 That did not look cool.

00:01:06.000 But to fade it in and then carry it.

00:01:08.000 Sorry, I'm late.

00:01:09.000 Yeah.

00:01:10.000 I was just enjoying some rap on my beatbox.

00:01:15.000 Yeah.

00:01:18.000 Can we sit down somewhere at some point?

00:01:20.000 Are we going to keep walking?

00:01:22.000 And just D batteries tumbling out of it.

00:01:27.000 The D batteries alone are like five pounds.

00:01:31.000 Yeah.

00:01:33.000 What do I mean in London where zounds are from?

00:01:36.000 Five pounds, six pence.

00:01:38.000 Zounds, of course, first single on Krass Records.

00:01:45.000 Really weird band.

00:01:46.000 I think they were heavily influenced by Krass, who they met just on the road when their van broke down.

00:01:51.000 They were on rough trade for a while.

00:01:54.000 A little more musical than Krass, and weird.

00:01:58.000 But same kind of vibe.

00:02:00.000 Anarcho-punk.

00:02:03.000 Those fucking dummies.

00:02:04.000 They don't like me anymore.

00:02:06.000 They actually, Zounds met at Dollhouse, which is where I used to take the kids every summer.

00:02:09.000 The Krass Farm.

00:02:11.000 And now they call, they don't speak to me, but they call, when they talk to Emily, G. Vaucher and Penny Rimbeau, they call me her terror spouse.

00:02:23.000 Actually, it's kind of cool.

00:02:25.000 Like terror spouse.

00:02:26.000 Deplorable sounds cool.

00:02:28.000 Terror spouse sounds cool.

00:02:29.000 You were in New York.

00:02:30.000 I think they said to G, you were in New York, or my wife did.

00:02:34.000 You didn't say hi?

00:02:35.000 Like, she used to stay with us.

00:02:37.000 And she went, I know, honey, I just couldn't deal with your terror spouse.

00:02:44.000 Fuck you, bitch.

00:02:47.000 Let's, I think it's time.

00:02:49.000 Well, no, no.

00:02:50.000 We start the show after we do the silly news, right?

00:02:53.000 Yeah.

00:02:55.000 Okay, so today in silly news, I was just looking at this this morning.

00:03:00.000 It's so brutally unfunny.

00:03:01.000 Actually, no, let's, oh, God, there's so much to do.

00:03:04.000 There's so much to say.

00:03:05.000 There's so much excitement.

00:03:07.000 Let's just start with something I just texted you maybe one minute ago.

00:03:12.000 Okay.

00:03:13.000 And it kind of sums up the ghetto black community in a nutshell.

00:03:19.000 A world devoid of consequences.

00:03:21.000 All talk, no action, a lot of frontin.

00:03:25.000 Like you something.

00:03:29.000 Problem solving.

00:03:30.000 Tactical training.

00:03:31.000 I love these hashtags.

00:03:33.000 Check it out.

00:03:36.000 Turn it up.

00:03:39.000 Okay, you fucked up again.

00:03:43.000 Restart it.

00:03:44.000 Okay.

00:03:46.000 Okay, train.

00:03:49.000 Who gonna die today?

00:03:51.000 Don't kill yourself that dude's dirty.

00:04:00.000 I got it on camera.

00:04:02.000 I got that bitch on camera.

00:04:04.000 He almost died.

00:04:05.000 Look at him.

00:04:07.000 Look at his face.

00:04:08.000 You ain't no real nigga.

00:04:10.000 Stupid, goofy ass little.

00:04:14.000 Did you see that?

00:04:14.000 He's all talk.

00:04:16.000 I think what happened is, you know, when you shoot a handgun, it sort of pops up if you don't have a good grip on it.

00:04:22.000 So it popped up.

00:04:22.000 I think he shot his hair.

00:04:24.000 He shot himself in his hay.

00:04:26.000 I think there was some self-preservation there.

00:04:28.000 Because, like, I think before we pull the trigger, he, like, aimed it away from his head.

00:04:32.000 He made sure that wasn't even close to his head.

00:04:35.000 Yeah, yeah, there's a bit of that.

00:04:36.000 Aimed it back at the angle.

00:04:38.000 Look how freaked out he is.

00:04:39.000 The reason I wanted to jump right to this is because that letter we got yesterday where the guy said the concept of black leaders, leaders in general, I would say, are over.

00:04:49.000 I mean, maybe in sports, like Noah Synergaard could go to baseball camp and the kids would listen to him.

00:04:59.000 Maybe.

00:05:00.000 But kids don't give a fuck about old guys.

00:05:03.000 And the gang members, ex-gang members, go into the hood and being like, yo, son, what you're doing is dangerous.

00:05:09.000 You're about to end up dead or in prison.

00:05:12.000 And the guy's like, yeah, fuck you.

00:05:14.000 I'll shoot myself.

00:05:15.000 Kill myself right now, bitch.

00:05:17.000 I noticed that too when I was surrounded with black kids in Times Square when we were doing CR-TV.

00:05:23.000 And they're like, yo, how much that camera worth?

00:05:26.000 And I was like, guys, I'm a cop.

00:05:30.000 You're fucking CR-TV.

00:05:31.000 Cops review television.

00:05:33.000 I'm like, motherfucker, you think I give a shit?

00:05:35.000 And then they swarmed more.

00:05:37.000 And I realized, saying you're a cop doesn't scare anyone anymore.

00:05:41.000 I could have said, I have a gun.

00:05:43.000 I got a gun too, bitch.

00:05:45.000 I could have pointed it at their head.

00:05:47.000 And he said, what you going to do?

00:05:49.000 Do something, motherfucker.

00:05:50.000 I'm kind of seeing the eyes of a guy who's like, I need to go to a trade school.

00:05:56.000 Yeah, that's the only thing that's you can scare them straight away, shooting them in the hair.

00:06:00.000 I got to call my mom.

00:06:01.000 I have not been treating my girlfriend with respect or dignity.

00:06:04.000 I'm changing.

00:06:05.000 I got to get a new charity.

00:06:07.000 It's near-death experiences for black.

00:06:09.000 For blacks.

00:06:10.000 You just shoot them in the hair.

00:06:12.000 Yeah.

00:06:12.000 And they're like, oh, I will.

00:06:14.000 Oh, that was scary.

00:06:15.000 Life is pretty cool, and I will treat it as such.

00:06:18.000 Yeah.

00:06:19.000 So the reason I bring that up is that's clearly why they canceled the show because it didn't fit the narrative.

00:06:26.000 Documentaries, news, place Most of us get our information from is really just story time.

00:06:34.000 And that narrative has to be narrated by the left, and it has to be a happy-go-lucky story about a big, scary gang member with a heart of gold who goes into the hood and he says lies.

00:06:46.000 But when they say, fuck you, motherfucker, that's an interesting story.

00:06:50.000 Still, that's the beauty of, you know, good journalism is like science.

00:06:54.000 You don't decide where it goes.

00:06:56.000 You just follow where it goes.

00:06:58.000 But they didn't do that.

00:07:01.000 And then I was thinking, like, America is the least racist nation in the world.

00:07:07.000 And imagine sitting here in America and constantly bitching about racism.

00:07:11.000 You spoiled brat pussies.

00:07:17.000 Oh, that was fucked up.

00:07:19.000 That the guy, there's seven dwarves.

00:07:22.000 I mean, when I say not racist, it's the most tolerant place in the world, too.

00:07:26.000 So we can throw dwarves in there, everything.

00:07:29.000 That's fucked up that they're making seven dwarves, says Peter Dinklage.

00:07:34.000 Shut the fuck up.

00:07:35.000 You know, someone said the guy at NASCAR, his dad said the N-word 30 years ago.

00:07:42.000 Imagine that story in China.

00:07:44.000 Give me a time machine so I can give a fuck.

00:07:46.000 Yeah, in China, the black basketball players are getting out of the bus and they're all chanting, Niga, Niga, fuck you.

00:07:58.000 The only reason that made the news is it made American news because someone recorded it.

00:08:02.000 In China?

00:08:03.000 You think they treat the Nigas bad?

00:08:05.000 Wait to see what they do with the Uyghurs.

00:08:08.000 Very bad.

00:08:09.000 I am really worried about the Uyghur genocide in China.

00:08:12.000 I'm worried it's not going as well as it should.

00:08:16.000 Because they're so inefficient.

00:08:18.000 You know?

00:08:19.000 I'm worried that the sales of limp biscuit and corn will start going down.

00:08:24.000 Sad.

00:08:25.000 Look, China, I find Uyghurs annoying too.

00:08:29.000 But mass killing?

00:08:31.000 You're wasting a lot of resources to do.

00:08:33.000 Just stop selling them baggy jeans.

00:08:36.000 Don't let them wear do-rags.

00:08:39.000 I bet all do-rags are mainly.

00:08:41.000 Stop supplying electricity to the trailer parks.

00:08:45.000 You wrecked it.

00:08:46.000 In my experience, that's where a lot of Uyghurs lived.

00:08:48.000 Dude, I'm middle class.

00:08:49.000 The suburbs was full of Uyghurs.

00:08:52.000 Oh.

00:08:55.000 Speaking of affirmative action, everything woke turns to shit.

00:08:59.000 And I know no one out here watches SNL, but sometimes it'll make it through my Twitter feed.

00:09:04.000 And this was absolutely hilarious.

00:09:07.000 Now, it stars Michael Shea, who had done stand-up like three times.

00:09:13.000 And now he's the head writer.

00:09:15.000 What?

00:09:16.000 At SNL, he does the weekend update, which has like luminaries such as Chevy Chase and fucking Norm McDonald, like the top humorists in the world.

00:09:32.000 And then you have Michael Shea, who just like Leslie Jones, hadn't really done stand-up.

00:09:38.000 Like he was starting.

00:09:39.000 If you found the white equivalent, it would be the kind of guy that was a guest on In Hot Water on Compound Media.

00:09:45.000 Like a pretty good young comic started, like Will Noonan.

00:09:49.000 Will Noonan and Michael Shea, I think Will has much more experience actually than Michael Shea.

00:09:55.000 But Will Noonan will never make it to SNL.

00:09:57.000 He's a white male.

00:09:58.000 It's not happening.

00:10:00.000 And Michael Shea is awkward.

00:10:01.000 He talks like someone who has a gun to the back of his head.

00:10:04.000 And they're going, do weekend update now, motherfucker?

00:10:08.000 Hi, I love doing this show.

00:10:10.000 Am I having a great time?

00:10:12.000 Please don't kill me.

00:10:14.000 And then the Asian dude, who's a gay, and he always plays a gay, which is hack.

00:10:24.000 It's like doing an Alex Jones impersonation or doing the Indian accent, buddy.

00:10:29.000 Oh my gosh.

00:10:30.000 This is the most easy thing to do in all of the earths.

00:10:36.000 So this made the local comedy news because it's so hilarious.

00:10:40.000 And all I see is affirmative action ruining comedy.

00:10:43.000 Now, the fat chick, she is funny.

00:10:46.000 She has the sprinkles.

00:10:47.000 She is the you have hurt me today woman.

00:10:51.000 Although she's riding the woke train.

00:10:53.000 I think she has some sitcom where she plays like a fat girl who's actually beautiful.

00:10:59.000 You know what I mean?

00:11:00.000 Okay, so go back to the beginning.

00:11:01.000 You got to see this.

00:11:02.000 And take off the subtitles.

00:11:05.000 It's weekend update with Colin Jost.

00:11:08.000 Weekend Update.

00:11:09.000 I'm Michael Che.

00:11:10.000 I'm Colin Jost.

00:11:14.000 Okay, skip to Michael Shea.

00:11:19.000 Breyer announced that he sent you?

00:11:23.000 No, I couldn't find it.

00:11:25.000 It's not in the notes?

00:11:26.000 Oh, shit, I forgot to put it in the notes.

00:11:27.000 So Michael Che SNL.

00:11:29.000 So just you had the girls.

00:11:31.000 You had the right thing.

00:11:32.000 Oh, okay.

00:11:33.000 But just go to Michael Shea introducing them.

00:11:35.000 Gotcha.

00:11:36.000 So bad.

00:11:39.000 Here now with some shit is some shit.

00:11:42.000 Which makes purchase and tricks.

00:11:46.000 Wait, you want to see what that was about?

00:11:48.000 Okay.

00:11:49.000 See what Trump jokes about.

00:11:50.000 $50,000.

00:11:51.000 But Melania is no stranger to finding out something isn't worth as much as she thought.

00:12:00.000 So he's not worth enough?

00:12:03.000 The $100 million jet with the king-size bed in it is not enough.

00:12:07.000 The penthouse apartment on Central Park with four floors.

00:12:14.000 I believe 70% of the United States voted for him.

00:12:17.000 Yeah, that's not good enough.

00:12:19.000 Is that really what you want to go on?

00:12:21.000 Like, their attacks are so.

00:12:22.000 He's fat.

00:12:23.000 Yeah, he's 74.

00:12:25.000 Can we check in with you when you're 74?

00:12:27.000 You probably won't be alive.

00:12:28.000 I'd rather be fat than retarded, which is what Biden is.

00:12:31.000 He's actually bald.

00:12:33.000 Ooh, nailed it.

00:12:37.000 God, he has a small dick.

00:12:39.000 Why?

00:12:40.000 You were talking about this the other day.

00:12:42.000 I don't give a fuck.

00:12:44.000 If you have a giant dick, okay, well, that's probably going to hurt.

00:12:47.000 You can't have anal.

00:12:49.000 If you have a tiny dick, well, it's probably not very satisfying.

00:12:52.000 Your wife might be frustrated, although you could put it in her butt.

00:12:56.000 And if you're anywhere in between, well, everything's probably fine.

00:12:59.000 I don't give a fuck About any of those.

00:13:01.000 Why would anyone give a fuck about your sex life?

00:13:04.000 That's like pooing.

00:13:06.000 Like it's a private thing you do.

00:13:08.000 What a strange obsession.

00:13:10.000 And maybe I guess with men in like their when they're 19 and they're out there farming for chicks, it's gonna come up.

00:13:19.000 Adults, penis size.

00:13:21.000 You might as well be concerned with anus size or nipple size.

00:13:25.000 Groll the fuck up.

00:13:27.000 And then the other one they always do is he's gay.

00:13:29.000 Look at him.

00:13:29.000 Here's a picture I made of him necking Putin.

00:13:34.000 Desperate.

00:13:36.000 Desperate.

00:13:37.000 And it insults the person trying to insult more so than it's like, why are you worried about my dick, dude?

00:13:42.000 Yeah.

00:13:42.000 Weirdo.

00:13:44.000 I'm not rich enough for you either.

00:13:45.000 Like, shut up.

00:13:46.000 Okay, so let's look at Stiffy McStifferson there.

00:13:50.000 Tumor data has never been more difficult, which makes purchasing trends even harder to predict.

00:13:55.000 Here to talk about it are two trend forecasters.

00:13:58.000 Do he have Botox on his entire face?

00:14:01.000 He doesn't move his mouth.

00:14:03.000 Here to talk about it are two trend forecasters.

00:14:07.000 He doesn't actually talk like there's a gun to his head.

00:14:09.000 That's too emotional.

00:14:10.000 He talks like this is a telethon and he's on our 46.

00:14:15.000 He should get into ventriloquism for sure.

00:14:18.000 Jeff Dunham needs to give this man a puppet.

00:14:20.000 Is that Fatchik on his lap?

00:14:22.000 He's got a long lap.

00:14:23.000 It's actually impressive.

00:14:24.000 He's doing all the voices you're about to hear.

00:14:26.000 Yeah.

00:14:26.000 Wait, I got to see him again.

00:14:28.000 Sure, you could see him.

00:14:32.000 And the delivery, too, you can tell he's just trying to read.

00:14:34.000 His comic inspiration is when Kanye did the Through the Wire album with his mouth wired shut.

00:14:40.000 Consumer data has never been more difficult.

00:14:45.000 Tracking consumer data has never been more difficult, which makes purchasing trends even harder to predict.

00:14:51.000 Here to talk about it are two trend forecasters.

00:14:55.000 Terrible.

00:14:56.000 It's funny because black thing is usually like overacting and it takes you out of it, but that's the other extreme.

00:15:04.000 Here to talk about it are two trend forecasters.

00:15:06.000 Okay, now let me guess.

00:15:09.000 The gay guy's a gay guy.

00:15:10.000 Who knew?

00:15:13.000 Good evening, Michael.

00:15:14.000 Evening, yes.

00:15:15.000 Yes.

00:15:16.000 How do you guys predict today's most popular trends?

00:15:19.000 Oh, well, we have 4,000 computers.

00:15:22.000 They're all big.

00:15:23.000 They all make charts.

00:15:25.000 And they beep loud.

00:15:27.000 The numbers are in.

00:15:28.000 Beep trends.

00:15:29.000 Today have been calfed.

00:15:31.000 Here is the report.

00:15:34.000 Our first category is fashion trends.

00:15:38.000 In shirt too big for body.

00:15:40.000 In hat too small for head.

00:15:43.000 In male cleavage.

00:15:45.000 And out shiny shoe.

00:15:49.000 Shiny shoe, you're out.

00:15:51.000 So go back to hell.

00:15:53.000 Stop flaunting your wealth, shiny shoe.

00:15:56.000 We're finger virus.

00:15:57.000 Who's Shiny Shoe?

00:15:58.000 Am I supposed to know who that is?

00:16:00.000 Shiny shoe?

00:16:01.000 Oh, in general, like patent leather shoes?

00:16:04.000 Right.

00:16:04.000 Or core frames.

00:16:05.000 And by the way, if you're like the leader of the in-crowd and the trend forecaster for New York City, you're going to be skinny and attractive.

00:16:15.000 Unless she's like, ooh, meta.

00:16:17.000 She's like a diversity hire within this fake realm.

00:16:21.000 She fatted her way to the top.

00:16:23.000 So shiny shoe has to go.

00:16:25.000 That's the joke here.

00:16:26.000 How bad is this is Russian?

00:16:30.000 We have somehow learned a foreign language and we're learning about their comedy.

00:16:35.000 This is in fucking Slavon Govlinsky.

00:16:41.000 You in the face.

00:16:43.000 Go to bed, bitch.

00:16:46.000 Damn, seems like you guys hate shiny shoes.

00:16:51.000 We have our next category.

00:16:53.000 Men trends.

00:16:56.000 In dry callous feet.

00:16:59.000 In doing the damn dishes.

00:17:01.000 In sobbing.

00:17:03.000 And out moving posters as decor.

00:17:07.000 Here, Sophia, stop, stop, stop.

00:17:10.000 So the article I forgot to send you, it was on Pop Sugar Daily or something.

00:17:14.000 And it was like, blah, blah, blah and blah, blah, blah.

00:17:17.000 Their names almost breaking character is the thing you need to see right now.

00:17:22.000 It's the fun we need to have.

00:17:25.000 I got to send it to you because it's like, no, it's the must-have.

00:17:30.000 Like the way they talk is even irritating.

00:17:34.000 It's the must-have.

00:17:35.000 It's the must.

00:17:36.000 Oh, it's the laugh you need to have today.

00:17:41.000 They called it gold.

00:17:42.000 AD, Brian, and Bowen Yang are this close.

00:17:45.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:17:46.000 Character in SNL sketch.

00:17:48.000 That's the this close I need to see today.

00:17:54.000 Consider this our formal petition for AD Bryan and Bowen Yang Trend Forcecaster sketch to become a recurring segment.

00:18:01.000 The dynamic duo served up Comedy Guild during January 29th's weekend update.

00:18:07.000 See, you know what they do?

00:18:09.000 So these psychotic lefties, they force their woke shit down our throat and then they give it rave reviews to keep it there.

00:18:16.000 So it's like Russia, it's propaganda.

00:18:19.000 So they have Kim Jong-un in North Korea swimming and he's pathetic and they have an underwater scuba diver that's moving him along so he swims way too fast.

00:18:30.000 And then the local North Korean paper says, Kim Jong-un swimming is the must-see of the year.

00:18:36.000 We hope he does it every day.

00:18:38.000 Just like that show, Somebody Somewhere, which is just this twee, quaint lesbian in the Midwest and her gay high school best friend and blah, blah, blah.

00:18:52.000 So slow-paced.

00:18:55.000 There we go.

00:18:56.000 Victoria Messina.

00:18:59.000 And the reviews for that show are fucking off the charts.

00:19:04.000 Oh, that reminds me.

00:19:05.000 I have a tip from a guy who actually is funny.

00:19:08.000 And he said that the new Magruber, which is on Peacock, which I guess is NBC streaming, is the funniest thing in the world.

00:19:18.000 Now, it's not, I didn't find the sketch funny on SNL, but apparently the series is hilarious.

00:19:23.000 He fucks Christian Wig.

00:19:25.000 He goes into her panties and he gets some of her pubes and he puts them in a locket.

00:19:30.000 one episode, he's completely naked the entire episode.

00:19:33.000 I think he begs LeBron James to come on him.

00:19:37.000 I've always found this guy pretty funny.

00:19:39.000 Well, the last show this guy pushed on me was him, and it was The Last Man on Earth.

00:19:44.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:45.000 Yeah, but this is the sketch.

00:19:46.000 I'm not talking about that.

00:19:49.000 I'm talking about the show.

00:19:52.000 Yeah, see, there he's making fun of us.

00:19:59.000 Also in the new, not in the news yet.

00:20:02.000 We haven't started the show.

00:20:03.000 That hilarious trend of I'm a different gender.

00:20:07.000 We do one a day.

00:20:09.000 So today we're going to do wolves.

00:20:10.000 This person is a wolf kin.

00:20:14.000 Here's the thing about wolves.

00:20:16.000 They are the most savage animal, maybe next to the Tasmanian devil.

00:20:23.000 I don't think there's a more savage animal than a wolf.

00:20:26.000 They eat every three weeks.

00:20:27.000 Eating is not big with them.

00:20:29.000 They get their fill once.

00:20:31.000 And then what do they do?

00:20:32.000 Fight.

00:20:34.000 They just fight.

00:20:36.000 The alpha, Jesus, he must be just pure scar tissue.

00:20:41.000 And the alpha has to fight every single person in the, every single person, every single wolf in the pack every day in order to maintain his dominance.

00:20:49.000 The second he starts getting old and he slips up and one bites him.

00:20:52.000 Now that guy's the alpha.

00:20:53.000 Now he has to fight every day.

00:20:54.000 It's a constant fucking sparring match with no holds barred.

00:20:59.000 So if you are that, okay, so you should pig out.

00:21:03.000 Well, you can't do every three weeks or you starve to death.

00:21:05.000 So pig out like once every day and a half.

00:21:08.000 And then you should be at the gym the rest of the time begging people to fight you.

00:21:13.000 Begging.

00:21:14.000 That's the life of a wolf.

00:21:16.000 And if you were that, I'd go, wow, you know, you're not unlike a wolf.

00:21:20.000 But check out this dude.

00:21:25.000 Okay, when are you fighting next?

00:21:28.000 When's the next fight?

00:21:29.000 Do they think, I think when they say I'm a wolf, they mean the way wolves are depicted in cartoons.

00:21:35.000 Not a wolf wolf.

00:21:37.000 Keep going.

00:21:42.000 What an ugly Jewish loser.

00:21:45.000 Syrian is somebody who believes that they are a non-human animal on a personal integral level.

00:21:52.000 Now, this isn't to say that we're delusional.

00:21:55.000 I don't physically believe that I'm a wolf.

00:21:58.000 I know I'm Joey Ramon.

00:22:00.000 It's like a spiritual and psychological identification as a wolf.

00:22:06.000 So I'm completely aware I'm human, right?

00:22:09.000 Like I go to work every day.

00:22:10.000 What does Robin think?

00:22:12.000 Where is your sidekick?

00:22:14.000 Don't necessarily dress like this to work.

00:22:18.000 But at the same token, spiritually, somehow I'm a wolf.

00:22:22.000 I love how these people are all experts with their me search, living as an elf.

00:22:26.000 They're always telling you like you're dumb about this important science.

00:22:30.000 They're always mentally ill splaining everyone around.

00:22:36.000 Yes, so the way it works with wolf kins, I have to educate you now.

00:22:42.000 We don't literally think we're wolves.

00:22:45.000 We just identify with them spiritually.

00:22:47.000 Oh, thank you for schooling me.

00:22:49.000 They always say that too.

00:22:50.000 Like, just get educated.

00:22:51.000 Read books.

00:22:52.000 And when they say read books, they mean these stupid fucking white fragility made-up books that are basically just modern astrology.

00:23:02.000 Also in the fucking news, smoking gun.

00:23:15.000 Remember the smoking gun with Roger Stone was our favorite guy, David Shortel, the stakeout king, who just happened to be in front of Roger Stone's house 15 minutes before the feds showed up.

00:23:27.000 Hmm.

00:23:29.000 No one covered this.

00:23:30.000 We were the only ones.

00:23:32.000 We brought signs to Stone's funeral.

00:23:34.000 We were the only ones.

00:23:37.000 Sorry, trial.

00:23:38.000 We were the only ones to notice this.

00:23:41.000 And it is living proof that the media is in bed with the feds.

00:23:47.000 They work together.

00:23:48.000 Just like the FBI giving the New York Times James O'Keefe's shit, all of his computers, all of his data.

00:23:57.000 The FBI just gave it to the New York Times.

00:24:00.000 So now we have the media and law enforcement, I'm not talking about cops on the street, as one big group, as one big club.

00:24:08.000 That's a smoking gun.

00:24:10.000 Here's another smoking gun.

00:24:12.000 What is Justin Castro's takeaway from the convoy?

00:24:16.000 His takeaway is it was racist.

00:24:19.000 He's totally focused on that, refuses to discuss any vaccine stuff.

00:24:24.000 In fact, he said, hey, to the protesters who were there and they saw the Nazi signs and the Confederate flags, I mean, the onus is on you to tell those guys that they don't represent you.

00:24:35.000 Because right now, as far as everyone's concerned, it's Nazis, which, by the way, worked.

00:24:43.000 It's the most retarded thing I've ever heard of, and it worked.

00:24:46.000 Check UB Mom, Y-O-U-B-E-M-O-M.

00:24:50.000 You look at, it's a great way to metric to see what liberal housewives are thinking.

00:24:55.000 And they're all like, white nationalists, fucking pigs.

00:24:59.000 White nationalists.

00:25:02.000 There's probably three in Canada.

00:25:04.000 Why bother?

00:25:06.000 You're in Thunder Bay.

00:25:07.000 There isn't a black person for 100 miles.

00:25:11.000 So check out this smoking gun.

00:25:15.000 Smoking.

00:25:16.000 Smoking.

00:25:18.000 So that's the trucker guy we were talking about yesterday with the Confederate flag with a truck on it, right?

00:25:24.000 Bad flag.

00:25:26.000 It's known as the evil flag.

00:25:28.000 It means I love slavery.

00:25:30.000 I'm not saying that personally, but this is the perception, especially on the left.

00:25:33.000 That flag means we should still have slaves.

00:25:36.000 I wish we didn't free the slaves.

00:25:38.000 It doesn't mean that, but it means that to them.

00:25:41.000 So he's got the evil flag.

00:25:43.000 Wait a minute, dude.

00:25:45.000 Is that the same guy?

00:25:49.000 No, no, no.

00:25:50.000 Go back.

00:25:51.000 Remember the guy yesterday who had that flag?

00:25:54.000 Oh.

00:25:55.000 Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:25:56.000 He seemed a little rounder.

00:26:00.000 So there was more than one of those flags?

00:26:02.000 Huh.

00:26:04.000 All right, anyway, that's a whole other topic because that flag is obviously very rare.

00:26:10.000 But look who is taking perfect photographs of the man with the flag.

00:26:16.000 Why, it's Justin Castro's personal photographer.

00:26:22.000 And by the way, that guy is fucking busy.

00:26:25.000 Justin loves photos.

00:26:28.000 I remember Ezra posted a photo once of Justin signing a photo of himself, and this guy was taking a picture of that.

00:26:36.000 So it's a picture of me signing a picture of me.

00:26:41.000 Thanks for running the country.

00:26:43.000 Good job.

00:26:44.000 You did about just as well as your father down in Cuba.

00:26:49.000 Oh, look how gay that picture is, too.

00:26:53.000 Gays must be so bummed that we ruin their brand by outgaying them.

00:26:59.000 Gays are like, we used to be the gay ones.

00:27:02.000 Now you bum me out.

00:27:04.000 You're such a pussy.

00:27:05.000 But zoom out.

00:27:07.000 I never read the actual text.

00:27:10.000 How could Adam Scody, who is Justin Trudeau's personal photographer, just happen to be with the guy at the protest who just happens to have a brand new Confederate flag?

00:27:20.000 Imagine the coincidence.

00:27:22.000 I wonder if he's acknowledged this.

00:27:24.000 Click on Adam Scotty.

00:27:26.000 Scody?

00:27:28.000 Hey, I know a lot of people are wondering about that flag.

00:27:32.000 Oh, look at that.

00:27:36.000 I didn't leave the house, and yet they still came for me.

00:27:38.000 How was your weekend?

00:27:41.000 Oh, so he's saying he's not that guy.

00:27:43.000 I'm not that guy.

00:27:46.000 Actually, you are that guy.

00:27:50.000 Not today, Satan.

00:27:51.000 So he's denying that he's the guy.

00:27:57.000 Oh, now he's showing all his threats.

00:28:03.000 So his contention is that's not me.

00:28:10.000 Is it well-known fact that Heinrich Hoffman served time for war profiteering?

00:28:18.000 All right.

00:28:19.000 So that is a smoking gun, if it's him.

00:28:21.000 Not as exciting if it's not.

00:28:24.000 And finally, before we start the show, don't question our democracy.

00:28:28.000 Russia fixed the election.

00:28:30.000 This is the two main sides of...

00:28:33.000 No, these are the two main points from the left.

00:28:36.000 How dare you question the election that Biden won?

00:28:39.000 And I hereby question the election where Trump won.

00:28:43.000 Same people who allege that questioning the 2020 election undermines democracy are more than happy to claim that Trump won in 2016 because of Russian interference.

00:28:50.000 Angered by the U. And then he's talking about Julia Davis, who said, angered by the U.S. response to Russian aggression in Ukraine with the mother of all sanctions on the horizon, Russia's state TV has a message for Trump.

00:29:00.000 Donald, we're waiting for you and are ready to elect you again.

00:29:03.000 And look her at her source for this.

00:29:05.000 It is, keep going.

00:29:10.000 The Daily Beast.

00:29:12.000 Imagine being an adult and quoting a cat blog, as Tucker calls it, as a news source, The Daily Beast, Trump's mega fans in Moscow.

00:29:24.000 So as far as Julia Davis is concerned, Russia just fixed that election.

00:29:28.000 It's a fact, and they'll do it again.

00:29:30.000 So if Trump runs in 2024 and he wins, get ready for a lot of Russia.

00:29:36.000 Russia, Russia, Russia, motherfucking Russia.

00:29:40.000 All right.

00:29:41.000 Do you see this meme?

00:29:43.000 Chartel, follow your gut, his gut.

00:29:48.000 Oh, that's pretty good.

00:29:48.000 So someone else did notice it.

00:29:50.000 That's an aridge.

00:29:55.000 Brilliant woman.

00:29:56.000 You zoom.

00:30:00.000 Let's start the show.

00:30:01.000 Hey.

00:30:03.000 Well, that is.

00:30:04.000 The guy comes in from here and he goes that way.

00:30:07.000 And.

00:30:18.000 That's on some tricky weather forecast or shit because I gotta like look in the opposite direction than the monitor.

00:30:27.000 Here is the theme of today's show.

00:30:31.000 Joe Rogan is a dead man.

00:30:34.000 You fucked up, Joe.

00:30:36.000 You messed with the globalists.

00:30:38.000 Joe Rogan is officially taking on...

00:30:42.000 No, don't show that.

00:30:43.000 That's not what I'm talking about yet.

00:30:44.000 Joe Rogan is officially taking on not the president, not Brexit, not Dr. Fauci.

00:30:54.000 He's taking on the globalists.

00:30:56.000 He's taking on, what's that dude's name, Krauss Schwab?

00:31:00.000 Kraus Schwab, yeah, yeah.

00:31:02.000 He's taking on those guys, the elites.

00:31:05.000 God bless his cotton socks.

00:31:07.000 But anyone who does that, they start digging up shit.

00:31:11.000 I don't know if Jack Murphy was part of that, but that's a good example of everything is going fine.

00:31:16.000 And then this magic thing appears out of nowhere, and it just gets pushed in front of you.

00:31:22.000 And every time you try to look at someone, there it is.

00:31:25.000 There it is.

00:31:26.000 There it is.

00:31:27.000 They did it to me with a million things.

00:31:30.000 With Milo, everything was going great.

00:31:32.000 He's the editor of Breitbart.

00:31:33.000 Everyone loves him.

00:31:34.000 He's on Bill Maher.

00:31:35.000 He's getting too powerful.

00:31:37.000 He's getting too popular.

00:31:38.000 Some dumb podcast where he said that getting fucked when he was 14 wasn't so bad.

00:31:44.000 Fired.

00:31:45.000 Breitbart changes all the headlines he wrote.

00:31:48.000 He's censored.

00:31:50.000 He's on the island of Misfit Toys.

00:31:52.000 Church Militant.

00:31:53.000 Banned.

00:31:54.000 Laura Loomer, Alex Jones.

00:31:55.000 It keeps happening.

00:31:56.000 And Joe is next on the chopping block.

00:31:59.000 Can he survive?

00:32:01.000 No.

00:32:02.000 He will be removed from Spotify shortly.

00:32:06.000 And he will have to start one of these.

00:32:10.000 He'll have to start his own network.

00:32:11.000 He'll still make the same amount of money.

00:32:13.000 It'll be tough.

00:32:14.000 He'll probably have the same payment processor problems I had, where you end up talking to like pot CBD people and porn people and tobacco and firearms people and Israelis, anyone, to get your payment processed.

00:32:27.000 Although it's particularly difficult Because they all converge with the same like Visa, whatever the main credit cards are.

00:32:37.000 Anyway, he'll have to go through all that, but there's no way he's surviving this.

00:32:40.000 You don't question the globalists.

00:32:43.000 Now, does that mean don't question the globalists?

00:32:46.000 No, it means you die with your boots on.

00:32:50.000 I'll be able to tell my kids that I didn't roll over.

00:32:54.000 And although Joe has done a little tiny bit of rolling, the man is imperfect.

00:32:58.000 He's no saint.

00:32:59.000 He deleted me.

00:33:00.000 He deleted Milo.

00:33:01.000 Pull up that thing from our chat, Ryan, where we're talking about Chad Delilah.

00:33:07.000 What's his name again?

00:33:08.000 Chris Delia.

00:33:09.000 Chad Delilah.

00:33:11.000 They kind of make me look like a pedophile, too, in this, because they linked me to the Milo thing, which also happens later on, too.

00:33:18.000 I'm getting sucked into this again.

00:33:20.000 In fact, my cancellation is being used to cancel Joe.

00:33:26.000 That's the way it works.

00:33:28.000 But what do I say at the end of the show?

00:33:30.000 Get fired.

00:33:30.000 Get in trouble.

00:33:31.000 Be brave.

00:33:32.000 Never stop fighting.

00:33:32.000 So Joe's going to do that.

00:33:34.000 But I'm telling you, he is public enemy number one.

00:33:38.000 What was the thing with the chat and the...

00:33:41.000 Our text conversation with their two buddies there.

00:33:44.000 Oh, okay.

00:33:45.000 Gotcha.

00:33:46.000 How many chats have you had about Chris Dalia?

00:33:49.000 I don't remember that, Dalia.

00:33:51.000 What?

00:33:52.000 How do you know?

00:33:52.000 It was like two days ago and you commented on it.

00:33:55.000 And someone pointed out that he still has a YouTube channel.

00:33:58.000 And he has a neck tattoo.

00:33:59.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:01.000 The fuck?

00:34:01.000 You don't smoke pot and you can't remember a discussion you had two days ago?

00:34:06.000 Sober?

00:34:09.000 You should see his jeans today, guys.

00:34:10.000 They are unfucking believable.

00:34:14.000 Skin tight.

00:34:15.000 All his pants now are fat black chick pants.

00:34:19.000 He looks like that chick who's like Kim Kardashian's friend, or maybe it's Kendall Jenner's friend.

00:34:28.000 That black chick who's just thick as shit.

00:34:31.000 He dresses like black china now.

00:34:33.000 And his jeans today, I mean, you should probably just come by and show us, Ryan.

00:34:38.000 Okay.

00:34:40.000 They're not even like, say you were a fat black chick.

00:34:44.000 These would be cheap.

00:34:45.000 You'd be like a cheap ass ghetto hood rat bitch, project chick.

00:34:50.000 Look at that.

00:34:51.000 Look at this weird fat legs.

00:34:54.000 And then turn around.

00:34:55.000 Let's see your bubble butt.

00:34:56.000 You look like fucking Big Sexy from the Mets.

00:34:59.000 Look at this.

00:35:00.000 He's thick.

00:35:02.000 T-H-I-C-C.

00:35:04.000 And you have the Timberlands too.

00:35:06.000 From the waist down, you look like a slutty black chick.

00:35:13.000 You look like a hood rat bitch.

00:35:19.000 Wow.

00:35:22.000 How embarrassing.

00:35:26.000 That's just one pair.

00:35:27.000 They're all like this.

00:35:29.000 Some of them are so shredded that the knee hole is this big, and I'm not exaggerating.

00:35:35.000 It's like 19 degrees out today.

00:35:37.000 And you'll see 60% of his leg.

00:35:44.000 But yeah.

00:35:49.000 So this is someone pointing out that he did roll over a bit.

00:35:52.000 He's killed 42 episodes.

00:35:56.000 Other installments that have been deleted include four episodes featuring comedian Chris DeLia, who was recently accused of having sex with and soliciting more than 100 nude photos from a 17-year-old girl, as well as episodes with Gavin McInnis, Eddie Bravo, Alex Jones, and Miley Yiannopoulos.

00:36:13.000 I mean, I don't like being that close to the 17-year-old girl.

00:36:16.000 One of those things are not like the other.

00:36:19.000 Yeah.

00:36:21.000 Let's jump, though, to the view.

00:36:26.000 Where is that now?

00:36:29.000 Oh, shit.

00:36:30.000 I didn't number anything today.

00:36:36.000 So, go to, no, I postured that Muslim incompatibility and God.

00:36:45.000 This should be the right one, I think.

00:36:47.000 Oh, shit.

00:36:51.000 No.

00:36:54.000 Wapost, Joni Mitchell.

00:36:57.000 Rogan made the apes joke.

00:36:58.000 Okay, now go to the one below that.

00:37:01.000 Please be the view.

00:37:02.000 Please be the view.

00:37:03.000 I look really bad if this isn't the view.

00:37:05.000 I will have fucked up the show.

00:37:10.000 It's time-stimped to how it's done.

00:37:13.000 Company is younger now for many talent.

00:37:17.000 It just doesn't make sense.

00:37:18.000 I mean, and if you think about some of the other stuff that Rogan has said, I mean, he called, I think, a trans woman mixed martial artist a man.

00:37:25.000 In terms of Islamophobia, he had the Prowboys founder, Gavin McInnes.

00:37:30.000 He used his appearance to argue that Muslims are too inbred for the U.S. to accept as immigrants.

00:37:34.000 And in terms of racism, in 2013, he said that he's walking into a black neighborhood and he felt like he was walking into Africa and watching Planet of the Apes.

00:37:43.000 I mean, I understand he has a right to say that.

00:37:45.000 Stop.

00:37:47.000 So didn't you get from that that I said black neighborhoods are Planet of the Apes?

00:37:52.000 Yes.

00:37:56.000 Well, good, because then I was salient.

00:37:58.000 Because it is.

00:38:02.000 Apparently I was salient.

00:38:04.000 Isn't that flattering, though?

00:38:05.000 Those apes are fucking scientists and shit.

00:38:08.000 It took Clint Eastwood to fuck them up.

00:38:10.000 No, no, no.

00:38:11.000 Charleston Heston.

00:38:13.000 So let me just tell you what she's getting that from.

00:38:15.000 She's getting it from The Atlantic.

00:38:18.000 And the quote is, Rogan's popularity is owed in part to his vocal rejection of political correctness, which can take the form of transphobia.

00:38:26.000 He once called trans woman mixed martial artist Fallon Fox a fucking man.

00:38:31.000 Islamophobia, hosting guests like the Far Right Proud Boys founder Gavin McInnes, who used his appearance, CC's even quoting the Atlantic verbatim, to argue that Muslims are too inbred for the U.S. to accept as immigrants.

00:38:44.000 And racism.

00:38:45.000 He once compared a black neighborhood to Planet of the Apes.

00:38:47.000 So click on that Muslims are too inbred.

00:38:52.000 Because Fallon Fox is a fucking man.

00:38:56.000 And it's funny because in their world of equality, Fallon Fox Is beating the living shit out of a woman, pounding her in the face.

00:39:04.000 And they're all like, Good, that's equality.

00:39:07.000 And we, the uptight sexists, are going, Can you stop punching that woman in the face with your man arms, Fallon Fox?

00:39:16.000 No, what are you doing, Ryan?

00:39:18.000 I just read a quote and it has hyperlinks in it.

00:39:22.000 Oh, I thought you said my parents are too inbred.

00:39:25.000 No, no.

00:39:26.000 Go back to the quote.

00:39:28.000 Oh, okay, gotcha.

00:39:30.000 And show the quote.

00:39:36.000 So, Rogan's popularity from the Atlantic.

00:39:39.000 The Atlantic, the Atlantic.

00:39:41.000 Now you're showing the fucking notes, dude.

00:39:43.000 Get it together.

00:39:44.000 It says, from here, the Atlantic, the Atlantic.

00:39:47.000 Gotcha.

00:39:48.000 The Atlantic.

00:39:49.000 The Atlantic.

00:39:50.000 The Atlantic.

00:39:51.000 Okay, now go to the poll quote.

00:39:52.000 Rogan's popularity is owed.

00:39:55.000 Okay.

00:39:56.000 So you just go, Command, there you go.

00:39:58.000 Now argued that Muslims are too inbred.

00:40:01.000 We don't care about Fallon Fox.

00:40:04.000 That's the link.

00:40:05.000 Yeah, okay.

00:40:06.000 So now click, now find Muslims.

00:40:11.000 In another Gavin McInnes, a violent far-right gang uses bogus statistics to argue that the Muslim world, where my family immigrated from, is too inbred for the West.

00:40:22.000 So they just made that into America.

00:40:28.000 Now, this is what's interesting about censorship.

00:40:32.000 And by the way, they're killing that fucking comic book, Mouse, M-A-U-S, that describes the Holocaust.

00:40:38.000 And it's done by a Jewish activist who is Art Spiegelman, who's a fantastic cartoonist and wants awareness raised about the Holocaust.

00:40:49.000 They're shutting it down, I think, because it has swastikas all over it.

00:40:53.000 Yeah.

00:40:54.000 By bad guys.

00:40:56.000 It's a bad swastika.

00:40:58.000 And now there's less information about the Holocaust out there because of censorship.

00:41:04.000 So this is what always happens.

00:41:05.000 You kill ideas.

00:41:06.000 Yeah, they don't want to show that because Nazis might enjoy it.

00:41:11.000 What the fuck?

00:41:12.000 Anyway, I was actually making a very intellectual point when I talked about Muslims there.

00:41:18.000 They changed.

00:41:20.000 Joe and I were trying to figure out, or more me, why that one class, that one group doesn't seem to assimilate in the West.

00:41:28.000 Hindus do great.

00:41:30.000 Sikhs do great.

00:41:31.000 All other people from that area do great.

00:41:34.000 Not Pakistanis, not Muslims.

00:41:37.000 Why is that?

00:41:37.000 We see it in Britain.

00:41:38.000 It's really bad in Britain.

00:41:40.000 And they have rage problems.

00:41:42.000 They have sexual issues.

00:41:44.000 They don't seem to be real innovators inventing stuff.

00:41:48.000 Hmm.

00:41:49.000 Why is it that when a group has over 10% population, Muslims are over 10%, when that happens, as it does in Luton, where there was up to 50%, you always have trouble.

00:42:02.000 Sikhs have all but taken over Niagara Falls on the Canadian side.

00:42:06.000 There's no problems.

00:42:07.000 There's no issues.

00:42:08.000 Sikhs have terrorists within their group.

00:42:11.000 They want to portion off part of Pakistan and make it Sikh territory.

00:42:16.000 The guy who labeled Proud Boys, a domestic terror group in Canada, Jarmeet Singh, is a Sikh, and he's a terrorist.

00:42:24.000 Yes, that's correct, folks.

00:42:26.000 A terrorist.

00:42:27.000 A Sikh terrorist is the one who declared Proud Boys a terrorism group.

00:42:31.000 So it's conceivable that you'd have Sikh terrorists causing a problem.

00:42:34.000 No problems.

00:42:35.000 With Muslims, always problems.

00:42:38.000 So that's just a fact, right?

00:42:40.000 Find anywhere where the Muslim population is over 10%, including Muslim countries like Pakistan, and you'll find bombings and terrorism.

00:42:47.000 Why is that?

00:42:48.000 So then I postured, it could be due to, what's it called again?

00:42:52.000 I love this word.

00:42:53.000 Consangeneity?

00:42:59.000 Consangenuity.

00:43:00.000 Istanbul, not consangenuity.

00:43:04.000 It may be marrying your first cousin again and again.

00:43:09.000 That tends to lead to serious problems.

00:43:11.000 And one of the side effects of inbreeding, which God is not a fan of, Muhammad might think it's okay.

00:43:16.000 God's not a fan.

00:43:18.000 One of the side effects is extreme rage issues.

00:43:22.000 Of course, other things include low IQ and inability to function.

00:43:26.000 And now you can click on that thing where I said, no, I postured that Muslim income.

00:43:33.000 This is what marrying your first cousin does.

00:43:40.000 Marsin has a rare genetic disease which is gradually destroying his body.

00:43:46.000 He was born with it because his mother and father are first cousins.

00:43:52.000 That's called a telegram from God.

00:43:57.000 Who painted your house?

00:43:58.000 Belmer Flood?

00:44:02.000 He's trying to master house painting and is still has a lot to go.

00:44:07.000 As you can see, he's the one who painted this house.

00:44:10.000 That's what I just said.

00:44:11.000 Yes, but.

00:44:14.000 So anyway, this just goes on and on and it shows all these genetic faults with Pakistanis in Britain.

00:44:21.000 There's another one when first cousins marry.

00:44:24.000 It doesn't go great.

00:44:25.000 So I think my theory's pretty good.

00:44:28.000 Of course, this has been bastardized into Muslims shouldn't come to America because they're too inbred.

00:44:33.000 And this is what they do.

00:44:35.000 When they want to ruin you, they take whatever you said, they repurpose it and change it into something horrible.

00:44:41.000 Just like Rogan's Planet of the Apes thing.

00:44:44.000 So I've defended my quote about the Muslims.

00:44:47.000 It's being defended right now.

00:44:49.000 Hello.

00:44:50.000 It's okay to marry your first cousin, right?

00:44:52.000 Yes, go do it.

00:44:53.000 Marry your first cousin.

00:44:56.000 He wants to go in a car?

00:44:59.000 He wants to drive a car.

00:45:00.000 No, please don't drive a car.

00:45:02.000 If you let him drive that car, he can crash it into somebody else, right?

00:45:08.000 Right.

00:45:09.000 What would you do, Tapper, if Taffer, sorry, Jake Taffer, right?

00:45:14.000 John Taffer.

00:45:15.000 If you saw that he was getting in a car and he had a key in his hand and he's about to start the car.

00:45:21.000 Well, I would say, look at the way he's driving.

00:45:25.000 That's going to get somebody hurt.

00:45:27.000 Are you out of your mind?

00:45:28.000 And I would have the parents take Him back to home and have him look in the mirror and say, You suck.

00:45:34.000 And then I would shut it down.

00:45:36.000 There we go.

00:45:36.000 That's right.

00:45:37.000 I would shut it down.

00:45:38.000 Oops.

00:45:39.000 Oh, whoa.

00:45:40.000 John Taffer's trashing the studio.

00:45:43.000 The keyboard had tetanus.

00:45:45.000 So let's go to Rogan's Planet of the Apes quote.

00:45:47.000 It sounds terrible, doesn't it?

00:45:49.000 What?

00:45:49.000 You think black neighborhoods are a bunch of apes?

00:45:52.000 That's not good.

00:45:54.000 I wonder what the context was.

00:45:57.000 See, they're going to just cycle this around.

00:46:00.000 And the weird thing is, it doesn't work in reverse.

00:46:03.000 Like we had Hunter Thompson doing the Hunter Thompson.

00:46:06.000 We had Hunter Biden doing the worst shit imaginable, possibly fucking his niece and even Obama's kids.

00:46:14.000 Nothing.

00:46:15.000 No problem.

00:46:16.000 Evidence abounded.

00:46:17.000 It wasn't theories.

00:46:18.000 We had photographs and video.

00:46:20.000 No problem.

00:46:21.000 Justin Trudeau blackfacing it up several times.

00:46:25.000 At least three different times he's in blackface.

00:46:28.000 No probs.

00:46:30.000 But this guy says, Plan of the Apes.

00:46:33.000 Look at fucking Nick Fuentes.

00:46:35.000 Someone does a cookie monster joke about the Holocaust.

00:46:37.000 He riffs on it for three seconds.

00:46:40.000 He's a Holocaust senar.

00:46:42.000 Don't let him fly.

00:46:43.000 He can't get on a plane because he made a cookie monster joke.

00:46:47.000 Okay, so let's see Joe's context.

00:46:51.000 Don't shut it down, John.

00:46:53.000 No.

00:46:54.000 I will never.

00:46:58.000 What?

00:47:00.000 You suck.

00:47:02.000 Okay.

00:47:08.000 Yeah, that's great.

00:47:10.000 Where's the clip?

00:47:14.000 Okay, we're getting there.

00:47:15.000 We're on Twitter.

00:47:17.000 I guess you have a 56k modem.

00:47:20.000 Ooh.

00:47:22.000 Maybe it's getting shut down.

00:47:24.000 Some sort of copyright thing.

00:47:26.000 You gotta...

00:47:27.000 So Joe is fighting back as we speak.

00:47:30.000 Because I was watching this link maybe one hour ago.

00:47:36.000 Whoa.

00:47:36.000 So the one way you can shut down these things when they come out is you claim copyright.

00:47:41.000 And that gets things moving fast.

00:47:44.000 So there was that first one.

00:47:45.000 So it's a podcast.

00:47:47.000 It's with Coco Diaz and some other dude.

00:47:51.000 And it's Media usually rips their own footage.

00:47:56.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:47:57.000 Planet of the Apes, man.

00:47:58.000 We're going to go see Planet of the Apes.

00:47:59.000 So I look on the iPhone app, and it says, okay, take me to this one.

00:48:02.000 And the guy goes, okay, I go, is that in a good neighborhood?

00:48:04.000 He's like, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:06.000 Guy barely speaks English.

00:48:07.000 He takes us there.

00:48:08.000 We get out and we're giggling.

00:48:10.000 Oh, we're going to go see Planet of the Apes.

00:48:11.000 We walk into Planet of the Apes.

00:48:14.000 We walked into Africa, dude.

00:48:16.000 We walked in the door.

00:48:20.000 Oh, you got to find the whole clip.

00:48:24.000 Because right after that, he goes, Planet of the Apes wasn't in Africa.

00:48:28.000 That was a racist thing for me to say.

00:48:32.000 But the fuller context of the video is no better.

00:48:35.000 Yes, it is.

00:48:37.000 That's way better.

00:48:39.000 Yes, it is.

00:48:40.000 You say an offensive, racist joke.

00:48:45.000 And the reason he used that joke is because the iambic pentameter of the movie title is funny to put back to back.

00:48:53.000 We went to see Planet of the Apes, dude.

00:48:55.000 We walked into Planet of the Apes.

00:48:57.000 This is what drives me nuts about America, the least racist country on Earth.

00:49:01.000 If you said that about whites, we went to see the Birth of a Nation in down south.

00:49:08.000 We get out of the Tyskep, dude, we're in Birth of the Nation.

00:49:10.000 We're at a Klan rally.

00:49:12.000 If you talked about any town in the South and you called it a Klan rally, the other black people would go, and it would never be discussed ever again.

00:49:21.000 But you say, we went to see Plan of the Apes, we ended up in Plan of the Apes.

00:49:25.000 And then he immediately takes it back.

00:49:28.000 Look, that was a joke.

00:49:30.000 It was a racist joke.

00:49:33.000 Not cool.

00:49:34.000 That's no better.

00:49:37.000 And then he goes on, there's another one they have where, yeah, in that same article, that same mediaite article where he says, oh, so you're half black, half white.

00:49:48.000 So you get the brain of the white person and you get the body of the black person, something like that.

00:49:54.000 That's a bad thing to say, to imply that whites are smarter than blacks and they have better brains.

00:50:01.000 But he immediately backpedals and talks about how awesome black people are.

00:50:06.000 And if anything, he puts them on a pedestal, like the way people in LA do when they talk about blacks because they don't know any.

00:50:15.000 Wait, can you go back to that media height?

00:50:16.000 Has that been deleted too?

00:50:18.000 Yeah, I was just searching 40.

00:50:20.000 Or is your reception...

00:50:21.000 Like, why don't any of your...

00:50:23.000 Are you on Brave, Ryan?

00:50:25.000 I opened this.

00:50:25.000 No, Firefox.

00:50:26.000 I opened this in Chrome too.

00:50:28.000 It did the same thing.

00:50:29.000 Okay, because there's the other one about the brain.

00:50:32.000 Go down a bit?

00:50:34.000 What context?

00:50:35.000 Fly stick to your head.

00:50:37.000 Black resist.

00:50:38.000 No, this is the end of the article, right?

00:50:40.000 Oh, yeah, that's another part of that.

00:50:41.000 Going to see that movie.

00:50:42.000 He says, everyone was really cool.

00:50:45.000 I got along with everyone there.

00:50:46.000 We were talking, hanging out.

00:50:48.000 It was a really positive experience, he says.

00:50:52.000 That doesn't make it to the view because they're out to kill him.

00:50:55.000 Anyway.

00:51:00.000 Let's go back to the beginning now.

00:51:03.000 The first link.

00:51:06.000 Why are they coming after him now?

00:51:09.000 And it's clear they're coming after him because he went up against the vaccine mandate.

00:51:14.000 To go against the vaccine mandate is not racist, by the way, but it is anti-globalist.

00:51:19.000 It doesn't just piss off your country's leader, whether it's Joe Biden or Justin Castro.

00:51:25.000 It pisses off the elites.

00:51:28.000 And when you piss off the elites, they throw money at the problem.

00:51:31.000 And that means people spending hundreds of hours finding the one joke you made that is rude, twisting it of context, and sending it out into the ether until you get fired.

00:51:43.000 Joe Rogan spent 10 years on primetime network television making people drink horse sperm.

00:51:48.000 Dude, I saw a Fear Factor, don't pull it up, where they put dead rats in a blender.

00:52:01.000 And they drank it.

00:52:06.000 This is like when Johnny Knoxville talks about his dad dying.

00:52:11.000 They put the rats in the blender and they...

00:52:14.000 there must have been fur in the juice and smashed, cracked bones, scraping their esophagus.

00:52:23.000 It probably tastes the way dumpster juice smells.

00:52:27.000 Oh, the blood and the guts and the shit in the intestines.

00:52:30.000 That's the least of your worries, my friend.

00:52:32.000 You're swallowing like shards of broken glass.

00:52:35.000 The bones and the fucking fur.

00:52:38.000 That's crazy.

00:52:39.000 They weren't prepared.

00:52:42.000 I could see the rat.

00:52:44.000 Oh, my God.

00:52:45.000 They call it rat stew.

00:52:48.000 How much would you have to be paid to eat a blended rat?

00:52:51.000 Jesus.

00:52:52.000 Fucking...

00:52:53.000 Fucking...

00:52:56.000 Like, I physically could not do it for $10,000.

00:53:00.000 $20,000, nope.

00:53:02.000 $249,000.

00:53:04.000 $30,000.

00:53:04.000 Well, let's start with what you...

00:53:05.000 You'd say no to $30,000?

00:53:07.000 Yes.

00:53:08.000 Really?

00:53:09.000 Yeah.

00:53:09.000 That's dumb.

00:53:10.000 You got a kid?

00:53:11.000 Yeah, but the kid doesn't need to know that I ate rat stew.

00:53:14.000 It's not embarrassing.

00:53:15.000 It's not like you sucked a dick.

00:53:18.000 It's a blended rat.

00:53:19.000 I think you should do it for $30,000.

00:53:24.000 I might...

00:53:25.000 Oh, God.

00:53:26.000 I might do it for $90,000.

00:53:28.000 You want to see footage and maybe see?

00:53:31.000 Let's see.

00:53:32.000 $90,000.

00:53:33.000 Oh, yeah, maybe.

00:53:35.000 Go!

00:53:37.000 There's no way.

00:53:38.000 It's impossible.

00:53:40.000 She's way ahead of you, Lizard.

00:53:41.000 Yeah, there you go, Ben.

00:53:42.000 Wait, is there a chance they did a switcheroo?

00:53:46.000 Oh, I see.

00:53:50.000 Your face is red.

00:53:51.000 Yeah, it's totally possible to switch around.

00:53:53.000 I don't see how it could be legal.

00:53:55.000 I don't think it's real.

00:53:56.000 That's how the bubonic plague started, was rat piss.

00:53:59.000 How could it possibly be real?

00:54:02.000 Yeah, the litigation.

00:54:03.000 I mean, you're going to die.

00:54:05.000 And reality shows fuck with reality all the time.

00:54:10.000 They're probably like 68% fake.

00:54:13.000 It's just bad smelling stuff.

00:54:16.000 Then there's the blender of fear, which might be worse.

00:54:18.000 Okay, I don't want to see any more fear factor.

00:54:20.000 But anyway, so yes, he was having people eat rats.

00:54:24.000 That's fine.

00:54:25.000 But now that he says, he didn't say take ivermectrin, don't take the vaccine.

00:54:29.000 He said, I took it, and I didn't take the vaccine, and I'm good.

00:54:33.000 That's all.

00:54:34.000 That's not a crime.

00:54:35.000 But it is a crime when there's trillions of dollars dedicated to vaccinating the entire globe.

00:54:44.000 Okay, look at the picture I sent.

00:54:46.000 Well, looky here.

00:54:48.000 Right?

00:54:48.000 There's something juicy going on.

00:54:50.000 That linked to Japan saying that ivermectin works and it has an antiviral effect.

00:55:00.000 Now, if you click on that link, it's deleted.

00:55:03.000 So I bet you Twitter said, Joe, take down that tweet about ivermectin or we're shutting down your account.

00:55:11.000 And he went, okay.

00:55:13.000 He did a little mini roll.

00:55:14.000 He does mini rolls, but he doesn't roll over the whole body.

00:55:19.000 And why did they do that?

00:55:21.000 Because Twitter is scared of the globalists.

00:55:24.000 They got clout.

00:55:25.000 They got power.

00:55:26.000 The globalists have the power.

00:55:30.000 No, we have the power.

00:55:33.000 And then I thought this was interesting.

00:55:35.000 Zubi.

00:55:36.000 Remember Zubi?

00:55:37.000 He sat right there.

00:55:38.000 Zubi-Doobie-Doo.

00:55:41.000 Oh, you've got to see this.

00:55:42.000 So the World Economic Forum's great narrative conference.

00:55:45.000 Wait, what are you doing?

00:55:46.000 The good news is the elites across the world trust each other more and more.

00:55:50.000 Bad news is they don't trust us.

00:55:52.000 She calls herself, they acknowledge that they're the elites.

00:55:56.000 Listen to this fucking bitch.

00:55:58.000 At Davos a few years ago, the Edelman survey showed us that the good news is the elite across the world trust each other more and more.

00:56:10.000 Oh, good.

00:56:10.000 So we can come together and design and do beautiful things together.

00:56:14.000 The bad news is that in every single country they were polling, the majority of people trusted that elite less.

00:56:23.000 What's that?

00:56:24.000 Say that again?

00:56:26.000 Go back to her.

00:56:27.000 That was the end.

00:56:28.000 Because she says us.

00:56:34.000 So we can lead, but at Darville.

00:56:37.000 Yeah, it wasn't the end, you shithead.

00:56:39.000 You know, the Edelman survey showed us that the good news is the elite across the world trust each other more and more.

00:56:49.000 So we can come together and design and do beautiful things together.

00:56:52.000 The bad news is that in every single country they were polling, the majority of people trusted that elite less.

00:57:02.000 So we can lead, but at double.

00:57:05.000 We can lead.

00:57:08.000 So Zubi tweeted that, and Joe Rogan, who retweets Zubi a lot, retweeted that tweet.

00:57:16.000 So here we have Rogan recognizing that he's up against the globalist elite.

00:57:22.000 That's a hell of a fight, Joe.

00:57:23.000 I'm glad that you're a MMA guy because you took on a beast.

00:57:28.000 This is an army of Mike Tyson stepping into the ring.

00:57:32.000 You're going to get a black eye.

00:57:34.000 Wait a minute.

00:57:35.000 Go back to that Zuby tweet.

00:57:41.000 So scroll down.

00:57:45.000 She's right.

00:57:46.000 We don't trust them.

00:57:47.000 There's a guy.

00:57:48.000 That's Guy Fox who blew up the British Parliament because he felt they were straying too far from the Catholic Church.

00:57:55.000 That is an anti-government Catholic symbol, you dummies.

00:58:00.000 And then look at this.

00:58:01.000 They had him delete the tweet, but then look what's happening.

00:58:03.000 COVID-19 front page of Twitter.

00:58:06.000 Oops.

00:58:07.000 I guess they couldn't deny that.

00:58:11.000 Yeah.

00:58:11.000 Keep going.

00:58:13.000 Everyone should watch Mr. Robot.

00:58:15.000 It's fiction.

00:58:16.000 No, shut up.

00:58:17.000 Bad news.

00:58:18.000 Thanks again.

00:58:19.000 What is this now?

00:58:20.000 Hi, bro.

00:58:21.000 Greetings from France.

00:58:22.000 It seems that Klaus Schwab resembles a lot the actor Prison British.

00:58:26.000 Shut the fuck up.

00:58:27.000 Keep going.

00:58:27.000 Yeah, there we go.

00:58:28.000 Oh, this is an interesting one.

00:58:29.000 Go Down so I can read it.

00:58:31.000 There's a reason all national leaders sound the same.

00:58:33.000 They are all graduates of Schwab's indoctrination camp for young globalist leaders.

00:58:40.000 There we go.

00:58:42.000 So go back to that picture.

00:58:44.000 That's who Joe is taking on in the ring.

00:58:48.000 Plus their billions.

00:58:50.000 Plus their influence with big tech.

00:58:52.000 Plus their influence at Spotify and anyone who hires them and payment processors and all that shit.

00:58:59.000 So he's responded to all of this shit.

00:59:05.000 Lookup addresses it.

00:59:10.000 I think there's a lot of people that have a distorted perception of what I do, maybe based on sound bites or based on headlines of articles that are disparaging.

00:59:20.000 The podcast has been accused of spreading dangerous misinformation, specifically about two episodes, a little bit about some other ones, but specifically about two.

00:59:31.000 One with Dr. Peter McCullough and one with Dr. Robert Malone.

00:59:35.000 Dr. Peter McCullough is a cardiologist and he is the most published physician in his field in history.

00:59:42.000 Dr. Robert Malone owns nine patents on the creation of mRNA vaccine technology and is at least partially responsible for the creation of the technology that led to mRNA vaccines.

00:59:56.000 Both these people are very highly credentialed, very intelligent, very accomplished people, and they have an opinion that's different from the mainstream narrative.

01:00:05.000 I wanted to hear what their opinion is.

01:00:07.000 I had them on, and because of that, those episodes in particular, those episodes were labeled as being dangerous.

01:00:15.000 They had dangerous misinformation in them.

01:00:18.000 The problem I have with the term misinformation, especially today, is that many of the things that we thought of as misinformation just a short while ago are now accepted as fact.

01:00:28.000 Like for instance, eight months ago, if you said, if you get vaccinated, you can still catch COVID and you can still spread COVID.

01:00:36.000 You would be removed from social media.

01:00:38.000 They would ban you from certain platforms.

01:00:41.000 Now, that's accepted as fact.

01:00:43.000 If you said, I don't think cloth masks work, you would be banned from social media.

01:00:49.000 Now, that's openly and repeatedly stated on CNN.

01:00:53.000 If you said, I think it's possible that COVID-19 came from a lab, you'd be banned from many social media platforms.

01:01:01.000 Now, that's on the cover of Newsweek.

01:01:03.000 All of those theories that at one point in time were banned were openly discussed by those two men that I had on my podcast that have been accused of dangerous misinformation.

01:01:13.000 I do not know if they're right.

01:01:15.000 I don't know because I'm not a doctor.

01:01:16.000 I'm not a scientist.

01:01:17.000 I'm just a person who sits down and talks to people and has conversations with them.

01:01:21.000 Do I get things wrong?

01:01:23.000 Absolutely.

01:01:24.000 I get things wrong, but I try to correct them.

01:01:25.000 Whenever I get something wrong, I try to correct it because I'm interested in telling the truth.

01:01:31.000 That's a weird cut.

01:01:32.000 Whoa.

01:01:33.000 Telling the truth.

01:01:34.000 He was shut down.

01:01:36.000 They cut him off.

01:01:36.000 His own phone won't let him speak.

01:01:41.000 And there you have it, folks.

01:01:42.000 It's illegal to speak to people.

01:01:47.000 And this is probably the worst blowback from this whole thing is Anthony Fantano is out.

01:01:56.000 No, he's canceled Spotify, yeah.

01:02:03.000 You're going to get bombarded, Joe, with bad news and battles.

01:02:08.000 And once in a while, you're going to get hit with a battering ram, like losing the Anthony Fantano.

01:02:14.000 You got to pick yourself up.

01:02:17.000 You got to get back on the horse.

01:02:20.000 Rumors about Foo Fighters leaving Spotify in 2022 debunked.

01:02:24.000 Okay.

01:02:25.000 Oh, good.

01:02:26.000 I don't need the guy from...

01:02:28.000 I don't like anyone who is linked to punk to be a pussy.

01:02:31.000 You know what I can predict?

01:02:32.000 John Mayer leaving Spotify because he plays with the dead.

01:02:37.000 But the Grateful Dead?

01:02:39.000 And they're a bunch of hippy-dippy-doo-dahs.

01:02:41.000 And then Neil Young is probably like, they play with him probably.

01:02:43.000 So the Grateful Dead are against things that might kill you?

01:02:50.000 Does sound very on-brand.

01:02:52.000 Ungrateful Dead, more like.

01:02:54.000 And I love seeing people side with musicians who are pulling out a Spotify.

01:02:59.000 They've already sold their fucking publishing years ago.

01:03:02.000 They've already got the check.

01:03:04.000 So it doesn't mean anything.

01:03:07.000 They're probably denying themselves $1,000 a year.

01:03:12.000 Look at Washington Post.

01:03:15.000 More musicians join Neil Young over demand for...

01:03:19.000 Wait.

01:03:21.000 Can you figure your shit out?

01:03:22.000 I sent you an email on how to get past paywalls.

01:03:25.000 Did you use it?

01:03:26.000 I'm behind it.

01:03:28.000 It's just there's a big-ass advertisement thing there.

01:03:30.000 Advertisement.

01:03:31.000 More musicians join Neil Young in demanding Spotify remove their content over COVID misinformation.

01:03:36.000 And it includes Joni Mitchell.

01:03:39.000 Ah, blackface Joni Mitchell.

01:03:42.000 Will she be taking her?

01:03:43.000 Yeah, if Joni Mitchell went against the vaccine, I 100% guarantee you they would show her in Blackface, which she was a character.

01:03:51.000 She was a black pimp who had a fedora and a suit on.

01:03:56.000 And she would go to parties in Blackface dressed as this guy.

01:03:59.000 He had a name.

01:03:59.000 I forget his name.

01:04:00.000 It's like Destiny.

01:04:02.000 Oh, that reminds me.

01:04:03.000 I'm debating Destiny on February 3rd.

01:04:05.000 Is that this weekend?

01:04:06.000 Saturday night?

01:04:08.000 Two days from now.

01:04:10.000 Yeah.

01:04:11.000 It can't be February 3rd.

01:04:12.000 When is it now?

01:04:15.000 He wants to debate me.

01:04:17.000 It would be the 6th.

01:04:18.000 On fucking.

01:04:20.000 5th.

01:04:23.000 On...

01:04:23.000 Come on, Brain.

01:04:26.000 Yeah, it's February 5th.

01:04:28.000 I'll be debating a guy who calls himself Destiny.

01:04:32.000 And I think he's taking the side that Joe Rogan's information is deadly.

01:04:38.000 It's misinformation.

01:04:39.000 On what platform?

01:04:41.000 That's a great question, Ryan.

01:04:45.000 I was watching a debate on the Crucible where there was this guy, Heem, who's like liberal and retarded.

01:04:52.000 And I posited to him that I said, you know, in Christianity, we don't pray for an easier life.

01:04:58.000 We pray for the strength to Get through hard times.

01:05:02.000 Likewise, don't you think we should be encouraging people to be more critical in their thinking instead of shielding them from misinformation?

01:05:11.000 And he was hard-pressed to kind of agree, but then he said he thinks people aren't as smart as him.

01:05:18.000 A real elitist type.

01:05:22.000 Yeah.

01:05:23.000 Okay, so then they won't be as smart.

01:05:27.000 We shouldn't have cars because some people drive their cars into, you know, that whole thing.

01:05:32.000 So Modern Day Debate is the YouTube channel.

01:05:38.000 And they don't have a lot of videos.

01:05:40.000 They have 65,000.

01:05:42.000 Oh, yes, they do have a ton of videos.

01:05:43.000 What am I talking about?

01:05:44.000 I'm not saying you should throw personal barbs, but he is in an open relationship marriage, which is Destiny is?

01:05:50.000 Yeah, but Jesse Lee Peterson is like, no, wait a second.

01:05:54.000 You let your wife screw other man?

01:05:56.000 He's like, yes, yes, I do.

01:05:58.000 But I've also heard he's pretty based on some other things, too.

01:06:00.000 He's kind of a respectable liberal guy.

01:06:03.000 All right.

01:06:04.000 He's cool, I suppose.

01:06:09.000 Lastly, I'll just end with a bit of good news on the globalism thing.

01:06:12.000 George Soros is going after the president of China.

01:06:16.000 Now, when Kissinger was asked about the Iran-Iraq war, who he thinks will win, Kissinger sighed and said, can't they both lose?

01:06:25.000 And that's what I thought, thanks to Buchanan after reading The Unnecessary War, what World War II could have been.

01:06:32.000 Just communists versus Nazis.

01:06:34.000 They'll both lose.

01:06:35.000 Goodbye.

01:06:37.000 And I like the idea.

01:06:38.000 Maybe Soros can go fuck with China for a while.

01:06:40.000 He's destroyed America enough.

01:06:43.000 That is a dose of good news.

01:06:45.000 But it's...

01:06:46.000 On a more positive mood, the good news is...

01:06:48.000 I'm gonna go!

01:06:51.000 Congratulations.

01:06:52.000 Sorry to keep you waiting.

01:06:54.000 I cheer up for happy things.

01:06:56.000 People eat animal dicks and jump out of helicopters.

01:06:59.000 I don't cry now because I'm thinking about it.

01:07:04.000 I love that font.

01:07:07.000 Pull it up.

01:07:08.000 It's George Soros, he seems to have finally had done something about those eye bags.

01:07:13.000 It's the last link before mailbag.

01:07:14.000 Gotcha.

01:07:17.000 But he's all about Zi, because the president of China has his own gender.

01:07:24.000 Zi's, I don't know, his monopolies.

01:07:28.000 Zi Jinping.

01:07:31.000 Xi Ji Wing has done his best to dismantle Zheng Xiaoping's achievements.

01:07:37.000 He brought private companies established under Deng under the control of the CCP and undermined the dynamism that used to characterize them.

01:07:51.000 Rather than letting private enterprise blossom, Xi Ji Wing introduced his own China dream that can be summed up in two words.

01:08:03.000 Total control.

01:08:05.000 That has had disastrous consequences.

01:08:09.000 Xi Ji Wing has done his good.

01:08:11.000 Good, Soros.

01:08:12.000 Let's put the scorpion and the snake in the cell together.

01:08:17.000 They can attack each other.

01:08:19.000 Okay, let's jump to the mailbag.

01:08:28.000 I'm ready.

01:08:29.000 That's the Imperial March.

01:08:30.000 Get rid of that.

01:08:32.000 It's crazy.

01:08:35.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a death.

01:08:40.000 Let's turn our eyes together and smell bad.

01:08:46.000 Let me touch it.

01:08:50.000 Puedo tocar.

01:08:51.000 Say in Spanish.

01:08:53.000 Can I touch?

01:08:56.000 It's weird.

01:08:56.000 I got an email from Vimeo saying you should try our Vimeo OTT.

01:09:06.000 Is there something I'm not banned on?

01:09:10.000 Weird.

01:09:16.000 I think there's something in it for that.

01:09:18.000 I think you have to pay to be on Vimeo.

01:09:21.000 I've heard pray tell of that.

01:09:23.000 Why would we do that?

01:09:24.000 I don't know.

01:09:27.000 Bleep suicides.

01:09:28.000 We don't call them bleeps.

01:09:29.000 That's AIU.

01:09:30.000 We call them BIPOCs.

01:09:31.000 So I'm going to change the word bleep here.

01:09:33.000 Hey, Gavin, have you noticed the BIPOC kid suicide epidemic?

01:09:37.000 It's just a cover-up for the drug use in younger and younger BIPOCs in the BIPOC community.

01:09:42.000 It's all over YouTube recommendations and social media trending news.

01:09:45.000 They're trying to say that BIPOC kids are being bullied by whites.

01:09:49.000 Again, spoiled brats.

01:09:52.000 Least racist nation on earth.

01:09:55.000 And we hear about white bullies.

01:09:58.000 Is an overdose technically suicide?

01:10:00.000 Because fentanyl overdose is a leading cause of death for Americans age 18 to 45.

01:10:04.000 Yeah, it's rappers made drugs cool.

01:10:08.000 Percocet.

01:10:09.000 Perka, Percocet.

01:10:11.000 Lil Pump, all those fucking lazy, slobbering mumble rappers.

01:10:17.000 They got, like in one of the videos, he gets out of his car and where his feet are covered with pill bottles.

01:10:22.000 Yeah.

01:10:23.000 Yeah, they're doing pills, they're doing Xanax, they're doing fentanyl, and they're dying.

01:10:26.000 They're all the same guy, too, by the way.

01:10:28.000 Like I looked up a rapper from Co-op City.

01:10:30.000 I was like, oh, let me see if he got like a Co-op City kind of vibe to him.

01:10:33.000 Just the same rapper guy.

01:10:35.000 Oh, they played at the gym all the time.

01:10:37.000 Like we're listening to Panama.

01:11:04.000 Burning down the avenue.

01:11:07.000 I think I do.

01:11:08.000 Don't you know you got it all for me?

01:11:11.000 I got it one last time.

01:11:13.000 Don't get high.

01:11:23.000 And then they just fucking come and they kill it.

01:11:26.000 And they put on like, got them with my son is on.

01:11:32.000 I'm addicted to the drugs and the cars and the weed, and I'm getting high.

01:11:36.000 I put my dick inside my hand, and I'll drive, drive, drive.

01:11:41.000 Ow.

01:11:42.000 How do you put your dick in your hand and drive?

01:11:43.000 You could put your scrotum in between my gloves and the heavy bag, and it wouldn't bother me.

01:11:54.000 That's actually too hype.

01:11:56.000 And then the guy adds, it's actually kind of a clever spin.

01:12:01.000 Hey, fellas, I propose the reason you think your shits have been smelling like cobalt is because your oral factory, all factory systems are fucked by COVID.

01:12:09.000 I had COVID last July and I still don't really have a sense of smell.

01:12:12.000 But when something has a very strong aroma, it seems to me like a rusty frying pan that has been on the stove or some old burning metallic smell.

01:12:20.000 Many other people around me have expressed the very same thing after losing their smell due to COVID.

01:12:25.000 This, I believe, I hear you, is the best theory so far.

01:12:30.000 Except everything smells normal to me now, including lemons, which was like the last thing to really come by.

01:12:37.000 But meat, yeah, tasted weird for a while.

01:12:39.000 Even fries, anything savory, kind of had the same smell.

01:12:42.000 All of my cologne smelled exactly the same.

01:12:45.000 But now I have, I could pick up the nuances of citrus in the cologne.

01:12:49.000 I could smell regular shit, which disproves this theory on my part.

01:12:53.000 I don't know about you.

01:12:54.000 But I was having anosmia for a while and then porosmia, which is loss of smell and then smelling shit weird.

01:13:01.000 But I've smelled regular shit since.

01:13:03.000 I've actually taken regular shit since, but I also noticed the cobalt thing happening as well.

01:13:09.000 Like today, regular shit smell.

01:13:10.000 Yesterday, pure cobalt.

01:13:14.000 Well, if I'm in Bundy doesn't win Idaho, they're going to need our shits.

01:13:19.000 Now, do you smell things that are off?

01:13:22.000 I don't know.

01:13:23.000 Yeah.

01:13:24.000 Well, this is my tip to that guy, by the way.

01:13:27.000 So, luckily, the nerve system that it damages when you have anosmia, it's one of the few places in the brain that can actually repair itself.

01:13:36.000 So, through, and this sounds gay, but get essential oils, a kit from Amazon.

01:13:41.000 Don't do that.

01:13:41.000 Smell them and try to remember what a lemon smells like and do that twice a day.

01:13:45.000 You don't have to be too crazy about it.

01:13:46.000 Don't listen to this, folks.

01:13:47.000 And it works.

01:13:48.000 This is misinformation.

01:13:49.000 And it works.

01:13:50.000 Stay away from things that you don't know what it smells like, like lavender and shit like that.

01:13:53.000 Stick to like orange things like that.

01:13:56.000 Fast forward.

01:13:57.000 And that will help.

01:13:57.000 Mute.

01:14:00.000 Really enjoyed the Bundy interview as a full-time cattleman myself.

01:14:03.000 Anytime I hear somebody defending beef and defending cattle ranching, I love it.

01:14:06.000 We are less than 1% of the U.S. population, so we barely have a voice anymore.

01:14:11.000 I was recently watching an old video of you at a turkey farm.

01:14:13.000 I'd love to see you do a similar type of video at a cattle ranch.

01:14:16.000 Maybe I could do it at Am and Bundy's.

01:14:18.000 Hey, well, that'd be awesome.

01:14:20.000 Anyhow, thanks for sharing it.

01:14:21.000 I want to be his friend really bad.

01:14:23.000 Yeah, he's cool.

01:14:24.000 It's weird too, because he texted me, say, okay, my Skype's set up.

01:14:27.000 And I've been texting him ever since.

01:14:29.000 Oh, really?

01:14:30.000 Like, my favorite one is to send him that bing bong guy.

01:14:33.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:14:34.000 And I send that to people all over the world.

01:14:36.000 And I say, you must be so jealous of me in New York City.

01:14:41.000 But that homeless guy going, I want to talk to Joe Byron.

01:14:48.000 Bing bong.

01:14:49.000 You guys know what we're talking about, right?

01:14:51.000 I hope so.

01:14:53.000 I think it's the show's called Bing Bong.

01:14:56.000 And here in New York, because the subways, when it's time to go, the subways go, bing bong.

01:15:02.000 And now New Yorkers have taken it as an exclamation.

01:15:06.000 So, for example, you might give someone the finger and yell, Pete Davidson, fuck your life.

01:15:12.000 Bing bong.

01:15:15.000 Crazy.

01:15:16.000 It was crazy.

01:15:16.000 Like, it was just a wild, wild shot.

01:15:18.000 He like pulled up from half court, right, and just banged it.

01:15:20.000 To the wind!

01:15:23.000 This isn't a good example of their network.

01:15:26.000 I was like, oh, no.

01:15:27.000 It was like, you know, it was like, this is the worst possible video you could have done up.

01:15:32.000 This is like intelligent, normal New Yorkers.

01:15:35.000 99% of their channel is toothless crackheads going, bing bong.

01:15:40.000 It's a motherfucking bing bong.

01:15:42.000 Anyway, I sent Ammon that.

01:15:45.000 Yeah, there we go.

01:15:49.000 What we doing, Coney Island?

01:15:50.000 Collect real, snow.

01:15:51.000 We keep it real.

01:15:52.000 Fuck your life.

01:15:53.000 Bing bong.

01:15:54.000 He had too many shots.

01:15:55.000 Here we go.

01:15:55.000 You want a shot?

01:15:56.000 Hey, Ariana Grande, what's up, Mama?

01:15:58.000 Come to Coney Island, take a spin on the site.

01:16:10.000 And then you throw a bing bong in there.

01:16:11.000 Bing bong.

01:16:13.000 Yeah.

01:16:13.000 New York Nico, I've been following some of his shit.

01:16:15.000 You see the Italian guy on there?

01:16:17.000 Yeah, the really ugly guy.

01:16:19.000 He's awesome.

01:16:19.000 Yeah.

01:16:20.000 Like, yo, your sister's cooch, you know, fucking Baba Dude.

01:16:24.000 Oh, man, that's not it.

01:16:27.000 My first one, thank you for always providing great content.

01:16:29.000 Your show last night was excellent.

01:16:30.000 I had no idea what all the bullcrap ranchers go through.

01:16:32.000 I'm in a new relationship with a good man.

01:16:34.000 This is a lady who can offer me stability and love in the long run.

01:16:38.000 He's a regular guy, an alpha male, who has to take charge.

01:16:40.000 I find it very sexy.

01:16:41.000 I used to date beta males who will take whatever chick they can get.

01:16:44.000 And I'd like some advice on how to keep up with an alpha.

01:16:47.000 He loves my femininity, so of course I wear makeup.

01:16:50.000 My hair is always down.

01:16:51.000 I wear cute outfits with heels.

01:16:53.000 We're done here.

01:16:55.000 That's all we ask.

01:16:57.000 We actually ask less than that.

01:17:00.000 I ask, as long as you don't shit from your C-word.

01:17:06.000 I do what I know to be dainty.

01:17:08.000 Can you think of anything else an alpha would like?

01:17:09.000 My feminist bluehood friends think I'm a sellout for working hard to please a man.

01:17:14.000 Guess what?

01:17:14.000 They're all single except one who is in an abusive relationship with a trans man.

01:17:19.000 You don't say.

01:17:20.000 Yeah, ladies, trans are mentally ill gays.

01:17:24.000 So when you're dating a mentally ill man, the odds of it getting violent are very high.

01:17:30.000 I wish these ladies would stop buying into the feminist dogma and stop being so fat mentally and physically.

01:17:37.000 Thank you for using that analogy.

01:17:39.000 And get a real man because I can absolutely say that I'm happier than ever.

01:17:42.000 All right.

01:17:43.000 So, Elise.

01:17:45.000 Alice?

01:17:47.000 She says I can say her name, but I literally can't.

01:17:50.000 A-L-Y-S-E.

01:17:51.000 You may say that.

01:17:52.000 Alicey.

01:17:53.000 Can you?

01:17:53.000 Alice?

01:17:54.000 I don't know.

01:17:56.000 Here's the thing, though, Elise.

01:17:58.000 Alpha Males, great.

01:17:59.000 I'm glad you find the guy.

01:18:00.000 But men can are in a culture where it's okay to turf a chick at any time.

01:18:05.000 So don't let them use up your best years, like 25 to 30, and then turf your ass.

01:18:11.000 You got to have a plan.

01:18:13.000 Just like that band, what were we talking about there?

01:18:17.000 The Godfathers of Hipton, Cro-Mags?

01:18:19.000 No.

01:18:20.000 Sick of it all?

01:18:21.000 No.

01:18:21.000 What was the band?

01:18:22.000 With Vinny Stigma?

01:18:25.000 I'm drawing a blank here.

01:18:27.000 Cro-Mags, and then there was Jimmy Stigma.

01:18:32.000 Agnostic Front.

01:18:33.000 Agnostic Front.

01:18:34.000 You know, these bands, they don't have a long-term plan.

01:18:36.000 If you're in a band and you're touring in your early 20s, more power to you.

01:18:41.000 You don't want to do that when you have kids.

01:18:43.000 You don't want to do that when you're 40.

01:18:44.000 So you get a record label or a production company or nasty little man, Stephen Martin from Agnostic Front.

01:18:53.000 He runs a PR company for the Beastie Boys.

01:18:55.000 He's fucking rich.

01:18:56.000 You know, you have to have a long-term plan.

01:18:58.000 So ladies, you're enjoying the relationship.

01:18:59.000 Everything's going great.

01:19:02.000 I would just, my advice in the short term would be like, don't be too jealous.

01:19:05.000 Be easygoing.

01:19:06.000 Be fun to hang out with.

01:19:09.000 Stay pretty.

01:19:11.000 Blow them.

01:19:13.000 Maybe even lie and imply threesomes are on the horizon when they're not.

01:19:16.000 That's what my wife did.

01:19:17.000 She implied there's going to be a lot of threesomes.

01:19:19.000 There were zero.

01:19:22.000 But if he's not talking about marriage or if he gets really freaked out when you mention the ring or if he says some shit like, it's just a piece of paper, I would have a plan B on the horizon.

01:19:33.000 And as a lot of old ladies say, if he's not ready to marry you in nine months, he won't be ready in nine years.

01:19:39.000 So like two years?

01:19:43.000 That's a long fucking time to not put a ring on it.

01:19:46.000 Yeah.

01:19:47.000 At which point I would suggest marriage rape.

01:19:50.000 Right.

01:19:51.000 Like my friend Tracy, she said, what kind of ring do you think you would get me if you were to propose?

01:19:56.000 And he goes, oh, I'd probably use my grandmother's ring.

01:19:57.000 It would mean a lot to her.

01:19:58.000 Oh, can I see it?

01:19:59.000 He brings the grandmother's ring.

01:20:00.000 She goes, oh, my God, I do.

01:20:03.000 She marriage raped him, and it worked.

01:20:06.000 Yeah, very successful.

01:20:08.000 You know, another thing a woman could do is like make a guy food.

01:20:12.000 You know, like, just meat, though.

01:20:14.000 What's on your face there?

01:20:15.000 Learn, reset?

01:20:16.000 Yeah, it's a positive message of encouragement.

01:20:20.000 So it's like, you know, women are like, you know, should I make a pie for him?

01:20:24.000 And it's like, well, it depends how you define pie.

01:20:27.000 You know, some pies could be shepherd's pie.

01:20:29.000 That's savory, isn't it?

01:20:31.000 Hey.

01:20:32.000 So, you know, you could make him a mashed potato pie with some mince meat on the bottom.

01:20:36.000 But do you make it sweet or savory?

01:20:39.000 Well, it's up to you.

01:20:40.000 And to which I say, you know, like, you can make him a number of pies.

01:20:43.000 Maybe like a dinner pie and then a dessert pie with some apples.

01:20:46.000 You know, you say, oh, well, like, apples are not sustainable.

01:20:49.000 It's like, well, yeah, they are.

01:20:50.000 Jordan, are you crying?

01:20:56.000 Thing about apples.

01:20:59.000 It's one button apple.

01:21:01.000 Spoils the punch.

01:21:02.000 Okay, last letter.

01:21:03.000 Green screen is the subject.

01:21:07.000 You're always talking about great music.

01:21:08.000 It would be awesome if you did a green screen shitting on music you hate.

01:21:12.000 Yeah, that's a good idea.

01:21:13.000 Oh, yeah.

01:21:14.000 Obviously, I hate We Built the City on Rock and Roll, but that's hack.

01:21:17.000 My new least favorite song in the world is called Don't Believe Me, Just Watch.

01:21:24.000 I fucking hate it.

01:21:25.000 I hate the horns.

01:21:28.000 I hate the Filipino being like a jazzy black guy.

01:21:31.000 I hate little fedoras and purple silk suits.

01:21:35.000 And like, look at me.

01:21:36.000 You don't believe me?

01:21:37.000 Just watch.

01:21:38.000 Watch me move.

01:21:39.000 I picture like someone standing on their tippy toes with a fedora and a Michael Jackson-y kind of a thing.

01:21:45.000 Mark Ronson's obsession with like funk.

01:21:48.000 Jazz Town Funk.

01:21:49.000 Look at he's all pimped out.

01:21:51.000 A little Pilipino.

01:21:52.000 I don't know who I hate worse, him or the weekend.

01:21:54.000 They both try to like steez off Michael Jackson's.

01:21:59.000 And it sounds way too polished and not enough.

01:22:03.000 Shoulders?

01:22:04.000 Yeah.

01:22:05.000 And it's just so funky and sexy.

01:22:11.000 Got chucks on with Saint Laurent.

01:22:13.000 Gotta kiss myself.

01:22:14.000 I'm so pretty.

01:22:15.000 I'm too riding.

01:22:17.000 It's like more.

01:22:18.000 They're ripping off Morris D in the time.

01:22:20.000 Oh, a little bit, yeah, with that bass, that sub-bass.

01:22:23.000 Oh, boom.

01:22:25.000 And it's not paying homage to funk.

01:22:27.000 It's ripping it off till I commercialize it.

01:22:30.000 I didn't even like funk when it was authentic.

01:22:32.000 Right, right.

01:22:33.000 Get it out of here.

01:22:35.000 The concept of sexy, confident men makes me puke.

01:22:39.000 Look at them.

01:22:40.000 He's doing girl shit.

01:22:46.000 Here we go, chorus.

01:22:57.000 It's hard on the eyes.

01:22:58.000 It's hard on the ears.

01:22:59.000 It hurts my chest.

01:23:01.000 Like, you know when sometimes you're so horny that your chest feels tight?

01:23:06.000 That's how I feel, but with disgust.

01:23:08.000 I have a hate boner.

01:23:12.000 You know, there was this great thing that Josh did on his show about pop music and how it's like terrorizing people.

01:23:19.000 You know, and you should check it out.

01:23:22.000 Did a great segment on that about pop music just playing like outside.

01:23:26.000 Like you're walking around.

01:23:27.000 You can't hear birds chirping.

01:23:28.000 You can't hear people talking.

01:23:29.000 When you're in a public place.

01:23:31.000 You never don't have earbuds.

01:23:34.000 No, it's well, this is where my powers come from.

01:23:37.000 If I don't do...

01:23:38.000 I don't mean headphones here at work.

01:23:40.000 I mean, you listen to at your house, when you're in the shower, you've got a podcast going.

01:23:45.000 You're never hearing anything but your headphones.

01:23:47.000 Actually, lately, I've been...

01:23:48.000 And you're giving me advice?

01:23:49.000 I've been taking them out lately, but with that music you can control.

01:23:52.000 I'm talking about when you're out and about.

01:23:55.000 So what's the point?

01:23:55.000 He doesn't like that you're forced to hear this pop music?

01:23:57.000 Yeah, like the monotony of it.

01:23:59.000 Like it takes away the entire dynamic of music, which is like a reflection of the music.

01:24:03.000 Does he live in Costa Rica?

01:24:05.000 Yep.

01:24:06.000 Okay.

01:24:07.000 When he lived in LA, I mean, they're playing pop music out of your butt.

01:24:10.000 You know, you walk down the street, you kind of get away from it.

01:24:13.000 Can we get to the final video, please?

01:24:15.000 Yep.

01:24:20.000 Here we go.

01:24:36.000 Has this been a good show?

01:24:37.000 It's been a pretty good show.

01:24:38.000 I think it's pretty good.

01:24:39.000 Pretty good.

01:24:40.000 Pretty good.

01:24:40.000 I like the variety.

01:24:41.000 A lot of variety.

01:24:42.000 That's what I was going to say.

01:24:43.000 Monday, Tuesday, Friday, but then Wednesdays and Thursdays are totally different.

01:24:47.000 It's like my workout on Monday bag day.

01:24:50.000 I do water bag, double end bag, slip.

01:24:53.000 And then I go, that's boring.

01:24:55.000 So I mix it up.

01:24:57.000 Sometimes I use the wrecking ball.

01:24:58.000 Sometimes I use a heavy bag for my main bag.

01:25:01.000 The double end, we have three different double ends, so I rotate those.

01:25:04.000 And then with the slip rope, sometimes I'll use the slip rope, sometimes I'll use a slip bag.

01:25:09.000 Do you know what a slip bag is?

01:25:11.000 No, you.

01:25:11.000 It's a little heavy bag.

01:25:14.000 You push it away from you, and then you fucking slip.

01:25:21.000 And I know when I'm hitting the heavy bag the second time, I go, I'm two-thirds of the way done this shit.

01:25:28.000 When I take my son, my youngest boy, he's like, I hate boxing.

01:25:32.000 Why do we have to go?

01:25:33.000 I go, I hate boxing too.

01:25:34.000 Everyone does.

01:25:37.000 That's what working out is.

01:25:39.000 No one likes it.

01:25:43.000 Don't believe me.

01:25:44.000 Just watch.

01:25:45.000 These fucking teenagers, my teenage boy won't wear a jacket.

01:25:48.000 There was a story in Albany the other day.

01:25:50.000 Some kid froze to death because he was wearing just a sweatshirt and sweatpants and he froze to death waiting for the bus.

01:25:58.000 And my son and all his friends, I see them out in the street.

01:26:01.000 Sometimes I'll drive by them and I'll see them going, freezing their fucking asses off.

01:26:07.000 And you have to make them wear a coat.

01:26:09.000 At one point he goes, can you pick me up?

01:26:10.000 I go to pick him up.

01:26:12.000 He's standing there holding the coat I made him leave with that day.

01:26:16.000 It's like a dress to them.

01:26:18.000 It's a chiffon dress.

01:26:20.000 Someone sent me a meme.

01:26:22.000 It was like, this teenager petrified that his friends will find out he owns a coat.

01:26:26.000 It really is the weirdest thing.

01:26:28.000 It's like you're making them wear high-heeled shoes, and I'm not exaggerating.

01:26:30.000 They're like, what the fuck?

01:26:32.000 And you see them take it off as soon as they can?

01:26:36.000 I'll get you a cool coat.

01:26:39.000 How does the media deal with this narrative?

01:26:42.000 This exposed the thing that we did, like the Roxham Road thing, where they're sneaking people into Canada.

01:26:46.000 I mean, whose fault is it that these four people, including Infant, die trying to leave the U.S. to Canada from Manitoba?

01:26:56.000 Because they welcome you in there.

01:26:57.000 Oh, from Manitoba.

01:26:59.000 U.S.-Canada border.

01:27:00.000 Apparently.

01:27:01.000 No, sorry, from America to Manitoba.

01:27:03.000 Anyway, you're off topic.

01:27:04.000 You should have found me the kid who died in Albany.

01:27:06.000 Yeah, I was looking for that.

01:27:07.000 Oh, Albany, fuck.

01:27:08.000 Yeah, I said...

01:27:09.000 Well, you should have known I meant Albany when I said Albany.

01:27:12.000 That's usually a tip-off.

01:27:14.000 I was a college student.

01:27:15.000 College student found unconscious on freezing morning, dies.

01:27:20.000 Sheesh.

01:27:20.000 I'll get you the...

01:27:21.000 You don't want a North Face with like reflective tape, a large?

01:27:25.000 Yeah.

01:27:26.000 No problem.

01:27:27.000 Or a Canada goose.

01:27:28.000 Dads don't mind spending money on things like beds and jackets and boots.

01:27:34.000 We don't mind that.

01:27:36.000 Anyway.

01:27:37.000 Oh, one letter here, Ryan.

01:27:40.000 A lot of people are mad at you for having not seen Mad Max.

01:27:43.000 Yeah, yeah, I'm mad at myself, too.

01:27:45.000 Yeah.

01:27:45.000 See, he's just like the black kids in the hood.

01:27:47.000 Like, people tell him stuff, and he's like, yeah, that's nice.

01:27:50.000 I watched Road Warrior.

01:27:52.000 The first one.

01:27:52.000 Planning to watch more of them, but.

01:27:54.000 Wait, Road Warrior is the one with humongous.

01:27:58.000 No.

01:27:59.000 Yeah.

01:28:00.000 The very first.

01:28:00.000 What's the very first one?

01:28:02.000 Mad Max.

01:28:03.000 Oh, I watched that one.

01:28:04.000 The one in Australia?

01:28:06.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:28:06.000 Where like they're in a trailer park and they take the woman and they shoot you down.

01:28:10.000 That's not a good one.

01:28:11.000 That's like an indie film.

01:28:12.000 Yeah, I didn't love it, so I was like, kind of bummed.

01:28:15.000 Yeah, no, that's almost like a student film.

01:28:19.000 Although, the bad guy in that is in the Tom Hardy one.

01:28:23.000 Oh, nice.

01:28:24.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:28:25.000 He's the guy with the face.

01:28:27.000 Yeah, with the skull face.

01:28:28.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:28:29.000 All right, so this is a woman.

01:28:30.000 She looks Asian to me, but she thinks she's Mexican, and she's bitching about how hard it is to be brown in America, the least racist country on earth.

01:28:39.000 And by the by, this is something Ann Coulter always points out.

01:28:42.000 Blacks have an argument.

01:28:44.000 We were slaves here.

01:28:45.000 We didn't have the same rights as you.

01:28:46.000 We're just, well, I'm more American than Gavin McInnes.

01:28:49.000 He's been an American for like two weeks.

01:28:52.000 I've been here for 400 years.

01:28:55.000 Okay, I'll hear you out.

01:28:57.000 I think that ship has sailed and I think your community has a lot of culpability, but at least you have a point.

01:29:02.000 If you're Mexican and you came here, first of all, you have the blood of a conquistador who killed the Aztecs, so you're just as bad as me.

01:29:11.000 But you can't come to a country.

01:29:12.000 That's like me going to Japan and going, what the fuck?

01:29:15.000 Do you know how hard it is to be white in Japan?

01:29:18.000 No one even speaks English here.

01:29:20.000 This is bullshit.

01:29:22.000 That's not allowed.

01:29:23.000 Yeah, wait a second.

01:29:24.000 As a Scottish person, you have no culpability for coming here and fucking up the Indians.

01:29:29.000 Well, the argument there is, and by the way, as I pointed out to my wife the other day, because she was saying some Indian joke, we didn't fuck over the Indians.

01:29:38.000 We fucked the Indians in the pussy.

01:29:41.000 It was the English who had their whole class system.

01:29:45.000 Scots don't have a class system.

01:29:46.000 There's Highlanders and mainlanders.

01:29:49.000 The Highlanders are just taller.

01:29:51.000 But we were happy to fuck the squaws.

01:29:53.000 So we did.

01:29:54.000 And they kept the tradition going, Gav.

01:29:55.000 And I did too.

01:29:58.000 Although I haven't in a while.

01:30:00.000 Well, actually, I think I did Saturday?

01:30:04.000 I think I did Saturday.

01:30:05.000 I did a good job, too.

01:30:07.000 Getting good jobs.

01:30:07.000 I lasted like...

01:30:09.000 You know, if they touch your balls, then they're saying, you can stop now.

01:30:13.000 Pressing the fast forward button.

01:30:15.000 Sometimes I'm insulted because I'll be fucking and then she'll tickle my balls and I'm like, you're hitting the fast forward and we're only like 30 seconds in?

01:30:22.000 You want to skip to the end of the movie already?

01:30:25.000 I'm not complaining.

01:30:27.000 All right.

01:30:27.000 I actually am getting horny talking like that.

01:30:29.000 I'm getting a bit of a boner.

01:30:30.000 Let's lose our boners with this lunatic.

01:30:40.000 There goes your sunglasses.

01:30:42.000 Welcome, merry motherfucker, Christopher Fitz.

01:30:46.000 You will never know what it's like to be a brown person in the fucking face.

01:30:52.000 You'll never know what it's like to be a brown person in this fucking society.

01:30:56.000 My cousin gives me that shit because he's darker Puerto Rican than me.

01:30:59.000 I'm like, give me a fucking rake.

01:31:03.000 Yes.

01:31:03.000 Where does he live?

01:31:04.000 He dresses in like short salmon pants and like dress up tees, like a fucking Boston frat guy, like a Maryland fucking fratty dude.

01:31:12.000 And he's like, you'll never know what it's like to be the brown guy in the group.

01:31:15.000 I was like, if it was all you browns and there was a white guy in the group, you wouldn't treat him different because he is.

01:31:20.000 Well, you'd make jokes.

01:31:21.000 You'd make white jokes.

01:31:23.000 Yeah.

01:31:23.000 Like at the gym.

01:31:24.000 What, they don't invite you to shit?

01:31:25.000 No, they do.

01:31:26.000 Okay, then what, then what?

01:31:28.000 What?

01:31:30.000 Crazy.

01:31:30.000 Well, I did get lynched when I was falsely accused of raping a girl that I raped.

01:31:36.000 I'm rethinking all of those too.

01:31:38.000 Like to kill a mockingbird.

01:31:39.000 It's all about this innocent guy who was accused of sexually assaulting this girl because she lied because she was so ashamed that she was attracted to a black guy.

01:31:48.000 I took that as a fact my entire life until like a week ago.

01:31:55.000 And then I was like, yeah, they said that about the Tulsa, Oklahoma race riots, that it was based on a lie that a black kid grabbed her ass.

01:32:06.000 Maybe he did grab her ass.

01:32:07.000 And you can intimidate women into saying yes, and they feel like they don't have an option to say no.

01:32:13.000 So yeah, they're saying yes.

01:32:14.000 But really, there's an underlying theme of if you say no, there's not going to be so much.

01:32:19.000 Don't take anything for granted anymore.

01:32:21.000 Yeah.

01:32:21.000 Sorry, Boo Radley.

01:32:22.000 Okay, so let's get back to this chick.

01:32:25.000 But the reason I looked that up is because they're taking that book out of schools.

01:32:29.000 Like, Mouse and To Kill a Mockingbird.

01:32:31.000 Mouse is about how Nazis were bad and the Holocaust was horrible.

01:32:35.000 It's not a very adventurous hypothesis, but that's the message.

01:32:39.000 And To Kill a Mockingbird is about defending those who have been falsely accused of a crime and being a non-racist person who sees people for who they are.

01:32:49.000 Both banned in Clown World.

01:32:52.000 Okay.

01:32:54.000 Have it your way, dummies.

01:32:56.000 No, you would not love it because it's fucking terrible.

01:33:01.000 It's goddamn awful.

01:33:07.000 What is she on?

01:33:08.000 I think she's Asian and she's drunk.

01:33:11.000 I think she's maybe like Cambodian or some sort of Southeast Asian and she's been drinking beer all day and you people don't do great with the booze.

01:33:19.000 Truth.

01:33:36.000 Don't worry, this gets good.

01:33:37.000 What do I got to do with this?

01:33:38.000 I am proud.

01:33:40.000 I am broken.

01:33:41.000 I am automatically fucking guilty.

01:33:46.000 So what the fuck am I telling you?

01:33:48.000 And I've got to write.

01:33:51.000 I am proud.

01:33:52.000 I am broken.

01:33:52.000 I am guilty.

01:33:53.000 I think she was accused of shoplifting.

01:33:55.000 And she did.

01:33:57.000 And she's trying to cover it up by being outraged.

01:34:00.000 But she's so drunk that she's overdoing the outrage.

01:34:03.000 And she actually tricked herself into thinking she's innocent.

01:34:20.000 She's pissing right now.

01:34:22.000 Told you it was going to get good.

01:34:29.000 You guys should just say.

01:34:30.000 Yeah, back the fuck up because you are bitch ass motherfucker.

01:34:34.000 Who almost motherfucker.

01:34:38.000 You bitch ass nutter butter.

01:34:41.000 You bitch ass motherfucking nincum poop.

01:34:45.000 I'm sick of so many negative people in this area.

01:34:50.000 Fucking ninny.

01:34:52.000 You naggers.

01:34:54.000 Always nagging me.

01:34:55.000 And then, like, because she said ninny, then she has to be like fucking whipper snappers.

01:34:59.000 She has to be always nagging people with your pickup tricks.

01:35:04.000 You are bitch ass motherfucker.

01:35:08.000 You don't got nothing in name.

01:35:11.000 Wow.

01:35:12.000 Look how much piss is coming out of her.

01:35:13.000 Yeah, she's really wow.

01:35:15.000 That's where I get drunk from.

01:35:16.000 Because it looks like a six-pack coming out of her vagina.

01:35:21.000 Dude.

01:35:22.000 That's a lot of piss.

01:35:24.000 A lot of piss.

01:35:24.000 I ain't gonna lie to you.

01:35:26.000 That's a lot of piss.

01:35:26.000 A lot of piss this year.

01:35:28.000 Fucker.

01:35:30.000 You don't got nothing to say about your wrong female.

01:35:36.000 You are a bitch ass motherfucker.

01:35:38.000 You motherfucker.

01:35:40.000 You are a bitch ass motherfucker.

01:35:45.000 This ain't what you want, holly.

01:35:46.000 She's drunk.

01:35:48.000 This ain't what you want.

01:35:49.000 She's a drunk Mexican who looks Asian.

01:35:54.000 That's what I want to fucking say.

01:35:56.000 And she's in a black.

01:35:58.000 It's okay.

01:35:59.000 God got you.

01:36:03.000 God got you.

01:36:05.000 You're a horrible person.

01:36:06.000 Okay.

01:36:08.000 Now she seems Korean.

01:36:10.000 You're a horrible person.

01:36:12.000 She pissed out all the Mexicans.

01:36:13.000 You're the one pissing your pants.

01:36:15.000 You're a horrible person.

01:36:17.000 I'm the bad guy.

01:36:18.000 You made me piss.

01:36:19.000 The last time I pissed, it went into a urinal.

01:36:22.000 Okay.

01:36:26.000 Is this?

01:36:27.000 You want to be God's love and light.

01:36:29.000 Is this shit?

01:36:31.000 You ain't got no God's love in life.

01:36:36.000 Okay, he doesn't have any God-loving light.

01:36:38.000 He's got God shit.

01:36:40.000 See, now that sounds more Korean.

01:36:42.000 Yeah.

01:36:43.000 I think she's Korean.

01:36:45.000 Not nothing but God's shit.

01:36:46.000 Because Koreans are super Christian.

01:36:48.000 Mexicans, they don't really.

01:36:50.000 And like, she knows not to say the N-word.

01:36:54.000 She knows like God, love, and light.

01:36:55.000 So she quotes the scriptures.

01:36:57.000 That's Koreans.

01:36:59.000 She does look Korean.

01:37:00.000 You know why Koreans are so Christian?

01:37:02.000 Why?

01:37:02.000 Because General MacArthur liberated them.

01:37:04.000 You know why he was so interested in liberating Asia?

01:37:07.000 Because he had an Asian mistress named Dimples.

01:37:13.000 So her gorgeous fat ass, because you know how she was Pilipina.

01:37:18.000 Pilipinas can sometimes have a bit of an ass.

01:37:21.000 Her gorgeous ass was so hot and tight that it made him stay there.

01:37:26.000 It made Koreans Christian.

01:37:31.000 Freakonomics.

01:37:32.000 You ain't got nothing but God's shit.

01:37:34.000 I love it.

01:37:36.000 Hey, you ain't got nothing but God's fucking shit!

01:37:40.000 What is God's shit?

01:37:41.000 Isn't that us?

01:37:44.000 Isn't Earth God's shit?

01:37:50.000 Animals are God's shit, I guess.

01:37:58.000 Why don't they just drag her out of there?

01:38:00.000 It's like all this litigation.

01:38:02.000 We can't drag people anymore.

01:38:04.000 She'll be fine.

01:38:05.000 You have some piss on your hand?

01:38:06.000 She's already going to have itchy thighs.

01:38:08.000 Purel stations all over the place.

01:38:10.000 Yeah.

01:38:10.000 Grab her by your shoulder and don't yank her anything, but just casually walk her to the store.

01:38:15.000 If she falls, then drag her out.

01:38:16.000 That's what Jimmy Kimmel did to Andy Dick when he fondled Ivanka Trump.

01:38:27.000 Everywhere.

01:38:30.000 So that's the show, folks.

01:38:31.000 It's all about Joe Rogan today.

01:38:33.000 He's taken on the machine.

01:38:35.000 He's taking on the globalists.

01:38:36.000 And all he did was have a conversation.

01:38:38.000 But that's a crime in this day and age.

01:38:39.000 So should he not have those conversations?

01:38:41.000 Should he delete those podcasts?

01:38:43.000 Obviously not.

01:38:45.000 He's got to get out there.

01:38:46.000 You got to take the fight to the fighters.

01:38:48.000 You have to get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:38:55.000 I bet you wish you did, and I know I do.

01:39:00.000 Why have you got secrets?

01:39:01.000 Cause I know you have.

01:39:04.000 If you've got something to hide, then it must be bad.

01:39:09.000 A change has gotta come before too long, I know.

01:39:14.000 Peasant's gotta come, and I could be wrong, I know.

01:39:19.000 But I just don't know what I can do.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 01, 2022

S4E83 - JOE ROGAN IS FUCKED

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