Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E87

00:00:03.000 I oh, the best man in Ottawa was Mapara Joe Mapara Joe Big Joe.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My One with Kevin McGuinness.

00:00:20.000 Big Joe, the old folks say what the old folks say.

00:00:28.000 And they say Big Joe had an old bat frog.

00:00:30.000 Bigger than a horse and he barked like a dog.

00:00:33.000 And the only thing bigger than a train upon a track was Big Joe Redding on the bullfrog's back.

00:00:38.000 Hey, my, hey, oh, the best man in all the water.

00:00:42.000 Come on, British white.

00:00:44.000 Muffara Joe.

00:00:45.000 This sounds like bullshit.

00:00:46.000 And they say Big Joe used to get real wet, cutting down timber and working up the sweat.

00:00:51.000 Okay.

00:00:52.000 And everyone will tell you around Carlton place.

00:00:54.000 The Mississippi drip off of Big Joe's face.

00:00:56.000 What?

00:00:57.000 Hey, my, hey, ho.

00:01:01.000 Yeah, that's Stompin' Tom Connors, Muffara Joe, is the song.

00:01:05.000 And I gotta be honest, I'm from Ottawa.

00:01:08.000 Lived there from 1975 at the age of five to 1989, 88 at the age of 18 when I moved out of my parents' house, moved to Montreal.

00:01:16.000 But I love Stompin' Tom.

00:01:18.000 I love Ottawa.

00:01:20.000 But that song sounds like a fucking lie.

00:01:25.000 Did you hear any of the lyrics?

00:01:28.000 This story's already bullshit.

00:01:30.000 Yeah, I'm not buying it.

00:01:32.000 Like, this is the crazy...

00:01:35.000 This is where it gives him away, and you can tell it's bullshit.

00:01:41.000 Joe had to portage from Gatineau town to see a little girl he had in Kempville town.

00:01:46.000 He went back and forth so many times to see that gal.

00:01:49.000 The path he wore became the Rideau Canal.

00:01:53.000 He couldn't have been that big.

00:01:57.000 Well, listen to this one.

00:01:59.000 Yeah, they say Big Joe put out a forest fire halfway between Renfrew and Old Arnprior.

00:02:05.000 He was 50 miles away, 50 miles away, down around Smith's Falls, when he drowned out the fire with five spitballs.

00:02:14.000 Fucking liar.

00:02:16.000 I call bullshit.

00:02:20.000 Well, he jumped in the Calabogee Lake real fast and he swam both ways to catch a cross-eyed bass.

00:02:25.000 But he threw it on the ground and said, I can't eat that.

00:02:28.000 So he covered it over with Mount St. Pat.

00:02:30.000 This is all bullshit.

00:02:32.000 None of this is true.

00:02:35.000 You don't make a Rito Canal path unless you do the pathway like one million times and you're 100 feet tall.

00:02:43.000 I call bullshit on Big Joe Mufferall.

00:02:46.000 All right, we get it, Gavin.

00:02:47.000 Move on.

00:02:48.000 Today's a very Canadian-themed show because we're very happy with the boys up north.

00:02:54.000 We want to take off to the Great White North.

00:02:56.000 I was thinking, I should go there.

00:02:58.000 We should have been there this week.

00:02:59.000 But then I thought, no, they'd use that against the truckers and say the founder of a hate group has been there.

00:03:05.000 See, it's more proof it's a hate group, blah, blah, blah.

00:03:10.000 They're not getting the same hatred that the Jan 6 meanderers got, though.

00:03:15.000 You got to say...

00:03:17.000 Well, slow down, slow down.

00:03:19.000 There's obviously plenty of liberals saying, fuck these people, and we'll get to them.

00:03:22.000 But generally, the general consensus is different.

00:03:26.000 I think Jan 6 paved the way for the right to be taken seriously.

00:03:31.000 And everyone loves the truckers.

00:03:33.000 The Nazi narrative has failed.

00:03:36.000 The narrative that the insurrection was the worst thing in the world, I think that stuck.

00:03:41.000 This is my shirt, by the way.

00:03:43.000 You can write about this all you want, hate bloggers.

00:03:48.000 I think they successfully spun Jan 6 to be the worst thing in the world.

00:03:54.000 As far as the media goes, but as far as like your average American, I mean, we're divorced, right?

00:04:01.000 So there's 50% liberal, 50% conservative that narrowly the two shall meet.

00:04:06.000 Out of the conservatives, I would say most think it was very unfortunate.

00:04:13.000 Most aren't mad at them.

00:04:14.000 But as far as like, that was horrific, that was the worst thing ever, I'd say maybe 5% of conservatives.

00:04:20.000 As far as liberals, let's check in on my little Asian sidekick here.

00:04:25.000 Ryan.

00:04:27.000 Yeah, fuck.

00:04:29.000 I mean, I don't know whether I should weigh in or not.

00:04:32.000 Who are you?

00:04:33.000 Are you Cody?

00:04:34.000 No, I'm fucking Chadwick Moore.

00:04:37.000 Oh, Chadrick Hoser Moore.

00:04:39.000 Yep.

00:04:41.000 What percentage of liberals think the insurrection was an insurrection?

00:04:48.000 Oh, fucking probably at least fucking like 98%, fuck.

00:04:55.000 Really?

00:04:56.000 Probably.

00:04:56.000 That sort of shows...

00:04:58.000 Jan 6 is a great way to show how different we are as a country right now.

00:05:03.000 The separation.

00:05:04.000 Now, with Canada, I'd say Canada is not 50-50.

00:05:08.000 Canada's more like 65-35 liberal.

00:05:12.000 It's mostly liberal.

00:05:15.000 But I'd say 75% of Canadians support the truckers.

00:05:20.000 I'll go down to 60.

00:05:22.000 But that's the vibe I'm getting.

00:05:24.000 They're multiracial.

00:05:26.000 They're not against the vaccine, obviously.

00:05:29.000 They're against the mandates.

00:05:30.000 And if there's one group that's allowed to be against mandates, it's guys who are in hermetically sealed booths where their office chair is literally right below their bed.

00:05:42.000 If I slept at this desk, do you think I need the vaccine?

00:05:47.000 Anyway.

00:05:49.000 Jan 6 Republicans.

00:05:52.000 People that buy into that.

00:05:53.000 Ted Cruz, he's a Jan 6 Republican.

00:05:56.000 He buys into it.

00:05:57.000 Yeah, that's the grossest thing.

00:05:58.000 Like, even when our people screw up, I don't like to call them out on it.

00:06:02.000 It just feels yucky.

00:06:05.000 Yeah, and then there's George Floyd Republicans, which like, they're like, oh yeah, that was totally the worst, you know?

00:06:13.000 And it's like, no, it wasn't.

00:06:15.000 Yeah.

00:06:16.000 It was a meaningless moment.

00:06:18.000 It wasn't that crazy.

00:06:21.000 You know what I mean, man?

00:06:22.000 I don't fucking care.

00:06:25.000 It was basically what happened.

00:06:26.000 It happens every day.

00:06:28.000 Like, do a ride-along.

00:06:29.000 From now On starting today, this second, you're not allowed to talk about the police unless you've done a ride-along.

00:06:34.000 New rule, new rule.

00:06:36.000 And I was checking out a Burt Kreischer, Your Mama's House, I think it's called, with Kyle Dunnegan, because I have a gay crush on him.

00:06:44.000 And I didn't know this.

00:06:45.000 Kyle Dunnegan's brother's a cop.

00:06:47.000 And then Bert Kreischer was talking about all the ride-alongs he does because cops like him.

00:06:52.000 And he goes, I was just amazed at how many EDPs there are.

00:06:56.000 What percentage of their job is just dealing with the mentally ill?

00:07:00.000 I would add liars.

00:07:03.000 90% of their job is just being lied to.

00:07:05.000 What are you doing here, sir?

00:07:06.000 Oh, my cousin had, I was trying to pick up his truck, but he lost the keys.

00:07:12.000 So then I was over at his house trying to get the keys for my friend because I had to borrow money to pay him back.

00:07:19.000 I just, okay, I don't believe you.

00:07:23.000 Constantly getting lied.

00:07:24.000 Like, you and I, we don't really get lied to that much.

00:07:27.000 When you think of our day-to-day, we buy a submarine sandwich.

00:07:31.000 We go and get a beer.

00:07:33.000 Well, you don't because you're a fag.

00:07:35.000 You know, we get some repair done.

00:07:38.000 We buy a screwdriver.

00:07:39.000 It's all honesty all day.

00:07:41.000 How much is this?

00:07:42.000 It's $8.99.

00:07:43.000 Okay, thank you.

00:07:46.000 Getting lied to?

00:07:47.000 That must chip away.

00:07:48.000 No wonder they're so funny.

00:07:50.000 They have to be.

00:07:52.000 All right, let's just...

00:07:54.000 We're not going to start the show.

00:07:56.000 This is just still fucking around.

00:07:57.000 Someone sent me a workout video of you, Ryan.

00:08:00.000 And dude, the weights you're lifting with regard to your size are insane.

00:08:06.000 You, I don't, I'm glad.

00:08:08.000 I started copying Ryan, by the way.

00:08:09.000 I'm taking his same pre-workout free plug here.

00:08:12.000 What's it called?

00:08:13.000 Gorilla Mind?

00:08:13.000 Gorilla Mode.

00:08:14.000 Gorilla Mode.

00:08:15.000 I also am using Gorilla Mind, which is a nootropic formula that makes you focus and concentrate.

00:08:20.000 And I think it's working.

00:08:21.000 Well, we'll see today.

00:08:22.000 Today, Ryan's going to be smart.

00:08:24.000 I got to say, this Gorilla Mind, I actually get better.

00:08:28.000 Like I did this thing with two 30-pound weights where I sit down on a box, then I stand up and go like this, and then sit down.

00:08:35.000 Yeah.

00:08:36.000 The first 15 almost gave me AIDS.

00:08:40.000 The second 15 was better.

00:08:42.000 The third 15, I might as well have been lifting feathers.

00:08:45.000 Isn't that amazing?

00:08:46.000 You know what it is?

00:08:47.000 It's the focus.

00:08:48.000 So if you're thinking about other shit, it's like, ah, it sucks.

00:08:51.000 But if you're just linked into your muscles, you're like, this is the only thing I want to do.

00:08:59.000 I also was thinking about, you know, when my wife was giving birth and I fucked up and I said, look, this is all going to be over soon.

00:09:05.000 That was dumb.

00:09:06.000 You don't talk about the future.

00:09:08.000 You talk about the here and now.

00:09:10.000 And so we're going to get through this contraction.

00:09:12.000 Gentlemen, if you're at childbirth, don't make the same mistake I did.

00:09:16.000 Don't talk about the next 13 hours.

00:09:18.000 Focus on the next 10 seconds.

00:09:21.000 And my cousin was talking about this, living in the moment.

00:09:24.000 And I've noticed that with working out, it's stupid to go, oh, we got to go three more sets of this, 15 each, and then we've got to do the whole thing.

00:09:31.000 No, no, no, no.

00:09:32.000 Right now, this particular pull, focus on that one.

00:09:37.000 It's true.

00:09:38.000 Anyway, I'm better than Ryan at pretty much everything, but I have to hand it to him.

00:09:43.000 The weightlifting is the one area where he thrives.

00:09:46.000 And this video, this video shows the incredible.

00:09:51.000 So there's video of me?

00:09:52.000 Yeah, someone filmed you working out.

00:09:54.000 Sick.

00:09:54.000 I can't wait.

00:09:55.000 Yeah, it's...

00:09:56.000 Look at that.

00:09:57.000 Now, what's that bar that you're using there?

00:10:03.000 Look how pumped he is.

00:10:06.000 Wow.

00:10:08.000 Dude, you're shredded.

00:10:11.000 Did you, this is, did you shave for this?

00:10:14.000 I don't, where's your mustache?

00:10:19.000 Okay.

00:10:20.000 Looking good, my man.

00:10:21.000 Those look like 30-pounders right there.

00:10:23.000 I like your lats.

00:10:25.000 Thanks.

00:10:27.000 I mean, good for him, but.

00:10:30.000 Dude, you're not going to get any pussy.

00:10:31.000 I'm sorry.

00:10:32.000 You can be shredded.

00:10:34.000 You're a midget.

00:10:35.000 I mean...

00:10:36.000 You can bonk your head on some pussy, but...

00:10:38.000 There's no girl going, I would fuck that midget, but he's not muscular enough.

00:10:42.000 Right.

00:10:43.000 I mean, it definitely adds points to whatever he was before that.

00:10:47.000 Yeah, but we're playing with tiny margins.

00:10:49.000 He's the last one.

00:10:49.000 Here's a secret if you're handicapped or you're a little person or you're crippled, like Crip Daddy, our own Crip Daddy.

00:10:57.000 Well, this is an advice for him because he's in a chair.

00:10:59.000 But if I was like severely burned or a freak, like my eyes were up here or something, be the singer of a band.

00:11:06.000 I saw this girl on a TikTok moment.

00:11:09.000 She has an eye here, an eye here, and then this is all smushed down.

00:11:12.000 Like she looks like she's from the new Star Trek, and she's never going to find a guy.

00:11:17.000 Sorry.

00:11:18.000 I don't make the rules.

00:11:19.000 These are just the way it is.

00:11:20.000 Can we get rid of you working out, please?

00:11:22.000 I just want to say, isn't it cool that you can like pay for a quarter sleeve and it fills up your whole arm?

00:11:27.000 That's got a rule.

00:11:29.000 And I'm looking at her going, join a metal band.

00:11:32.000 You'll be drowning in cock.

00:11:35.000 Join a band.

00:11:37.000 What would you call that?

00:11:38.000 TikTok girl with facial.

00:11:40.000 Oh, you'll never find her, dude.

00:11:42.000 I've never seen this handicap before.

00:11:44.000 The eyes are here and here.

00:11:46.000 So move my eyes over a quarter inch and then make all this slope down.

00:11:51.000 And she's doing things like she's putting on makeup and stuff.

00:11:54.000 And you go, okay, you're 1% prettier.

00:11:58.000 You've got a square head.

00:11:59.000 Now you're a 0.02 as opposed to 0.01.

00:12:03.000 What are we doing?

00:12:05.000 What are we doing here?

00:12:08.000 Let's.

00:12:09.000 Also, before we start the show, movie talk.

00:12:11.000 Oh, that should be a fucking thing.

00:12:14.000 Does it kind of look like this middle chick?

00:12:16.000 Yeah, but way worse.

00:12:18.000 And it's real, not a filter.

00:12:19.000 And it's not a filter.

00:12:20.000 It looks like a filter.

00:12:24.000 Yeah, I've been watching some films, and I thought we should keep it light on a Friday, have some fun before we get into the convoy.

00:12:30.000 And I saw this film, The Gardener.

00:12:34.000 I actually didn't see it.

00:12:35.000 I stopped it.

00:12:35.000 It was so fucking bad.

00:12:37.000 I wanted an action movie.

00:12:39.000 There's not...

00:12:40.000 Hollywood is not fucking doing their job.

00:12:43.000 They put out a movie a month, and it's an entire city's entire industry.

00:12:48.000 We should have a movie a day.

00:12:50.000 What the fuck are you doing?

00:12:51.000 365 movies should be on.

00:12:54.000 So you look up action movies, new releases, and there's basically nothing.

00:12:58.000 So I find this guy who looks like Charles Bronson.

00:13:00.000 He's no relation whatsoever.

00:13:02.000 Just the same weird race.

00:13:03.000 You know, when Eastern Europe starts getting near Asia and all the tough guys look like chinks, they look like Mongolians.

00:13:10.000 That's him.

00:13:11.000 So he's got the same DNA as Charles Bronson, like that weird Slovakian thing.

00:13:15.000 My wife has it.

00:13:18.000 Okay, that woman you just saw get shot in the head.

00:13:21.000 It's a beautiful house.

00:13:24.000 In the movie, he blows her head off.

00:13:26.000 She's a pregnant woman.

00:13:26.000 It's how they start the movie.

00:13:28.000 Guess what she's doing after she has a bullet hole in her head?

00:13:31.000 Stop the trailer.

00:13:33.000 I'm watching her, and she's like this on the floor.

00:13:38.000 No.

00:13:39.000 After getting shot in the head.

00:13:40.000 Yes.

00:13:44.000 Now, I get that the actress fucked up.

00:13:47.000 Where's the director going, Maggie, Maggie, you're still hold your breath.

00:13:51.000 You're dead.

00:13:52.000 Where's the editor to cut that part out entirely?

00:13:54.000 Sure, yeah, good point.

00:13:55.000 The editor could have taken a frame of her body, right?

00:13:58.000 Yeah.

00:13:58.000 You could just cut that square, freeze that as the rest of the screen is moving, right?

00:14:04.000 Like in How to Be a Man, when the girl throws a Gatorade bottle at me and I couldn't stop going like that, they cut my eyes out.

00:14:10.000 So my eyes are like this as the Gatorade bottle comes at me, even though my eyes are like this.

00:14:16.000 So you can, the technology exists.

00:14:18.000 I'm watching her, not just once, but like three times.

00:14:21.000 I'm watching her stomach like.

00:14:24.000 You have no brain.

00:14:25.000 You're dead.

00:14:27.000 So it's about a home invasion and this nice, sweet gardener, Charles Bronson, ends up killing everyone.

00:14:32.000 I haven't seen it yet, though.

00:14:34.000 So I probably shouldn't be discussing it on the show.

00:14:36.000 But it was so bad I had to turn it off.

00:14:39.000 Okay, continue.

00:14:40.000 By the way, those guys are casing the joint.

00:14:42.000 They're in the middle of the country.

00:14:44.000 They're casing the house with blueprints.

00:14:47.000 The fucking schematics of the house, they're parked in front of the house in the middle of nowhere.

00:14:53.000 Now, even if they don't have cameras, which everyone does, are you not concerned someone's going to Malcolm X the window and be like, why is there a car parked outside staring at us with plans of our master bedroom?

00:15:08.000 Can't you do that at home?

00:15:11.000 Back at your headquarters?

00:15:14.000 It's beyond student film, bad.

00:15:19.000 We should probably watch it with Maddie.

00:15:21.000 Maybe that's why I stopped.

00:15:30.000 Why isn't his face hidden?

00:15:38.000 Why does your gardener live with you?

00:15:40.000 It's a very high-maintenance gardener.

00:15:44.000 Even if it's a 40-hour a week job.

00:15:48.000 Huh.

00:15:49.000 Is that her?

00:15:50.000 No, dude.

00:15:51.000 She's a circus freak.

00:15:53.000 You would literally pay money to see her.

00:16:00.000 Gardener.

00:16:01.000 He's with her.

00:16:01.000 He's a killer.

00:16:02.000 And so.

00:16:02.000 He's a killer.

00:16:09.000 Yeah, you showed up without a disguise.

00:16:10.000 What are you gonna do?

00:16:12.000 Save your family.

00:16:15.000 He's got a weird accent that's annoying.

00:16:17.000 Sounds French, but it's Hungarian.

00:16:23.000 Robert Bronze, not Charles Bronson.

00:16:26.000 Yeah, that's his whole thing.

00:16:27.000 I love this guy's story.

00:16:30.000 Do it yourself.

00:16:32.000 So that's the main guy.

00:16:36.000 They're showing the whole film.

00:16:38.000 I don't have to watch it now.

00:16:46.000 Wait, he had time during a home invasion to set up digital tripwires?

00:16:51.000 Good point.

00:16:52.000 Yeah.

00:16:54.000 And then I saw this other movie, which I don't know if I should recommend it.

00:16:58.000 It's called Jawbone.

00:16:59.000 It's a boxing movie.

00:17:00.000 I was looking up Paul Weller from The Jam, and what's he been doing?

00:17:04.000 Oh, he did the soundtrack to a movie.

00:17:06.000 Oh.

00:17:07.000 But there's no music in the fucking entire movie.

00:17:10.000 It's all.

00:17:14.000 Pink pong.

00:17:18.000 All right.

00:17:18.000 That's kind of weird.

00:17:20.000 I'm a Hollywood nigga.

00:17:22.000 I want like dramatic music during the fight scene.

00:17:28.000 You can even synchronize it with the punches.

00:17:30.000 I'm corny.

00:17:32.000 And in this movie, I made my wife watch it with me.

00:17:34.000 Actually, I made the whole family watch it, and all the kids left immediately.

00:17:37.000 But my wife was like, I don't know this guy.

00:17:40.000 I don't care if he dies.

00:17:42.000 And I thought, good point.

00:17:43.000 They could have used flashbacks and shown him as a cute little kid playing in London.

00:17:48.000 Hello, what are you doing?

00:17:49.000 What are you mocking about?

00:17:50.000 Oi!

00:17:51.000 That would have been cool.

00:17:52.000 And then we juxtapose it with this, and then we see why.

00:17:54.000 It's about an alcoholic boxer who's trying to get his life back together and just have one more fight just to clean the slate.

00:18:01.000 And it's all great actors like that dude, that fucking soccer hooligan Ray Winston guy.

00:18:06.000 I'm gay for him.

00:18:09.000 That guy.

00:18:10.000 I find one bottle of booze in here.

00:18:16.000 I want to get surgery to get that voice.

00:18:18.000 Can you kick me in the larynx?

00:18:27.000 That guy's in it.

00:18:29.000 Are you fine?

00:18:29.000 Which may have guessed from seeing him in the trailer?

00:18:32.000 Whatever happens up there.

00:18:34.000 You hear any music?

00:18:35.000 You are on your own.

00:18:40.000 If you want to get yourself smashed to bits, that's your choice.

00:18:43.000 But I promised Bill, I was going to get you ready for this fight.

00:18:47.000 And I'm going to honor that.

00:18:48.000 I'm going to honor that.

00:18:49.000 If you don't put it in this ring, outlaw's going to empty you.

00:18:54.000 You're going to get hurt.

00:18:55.000 Or maybe that's what you want.

00:18:59.000 I don't know what demons you're finding.

00:19:01.000 I think that, you know what?

00:19:02.000 Breaking down the sound here, I think it sounds like jump rope.

00:19:05.000 Like the little, the tap that.

00:19:07.000 And then.

00:19:20.000 Well, they kind of gave it away there.

00:19:22.000 Ray Winston.

00:19:24.000 I want to be Ray Winston.

00:19:27.000 People get surgery to become female.

00:19:28.000 I want to get surgery to become a better guy.

00:19:31.000 I want to become a large British fucking hooligan from East London with cancer.

00:19:41.000 Yeah, so there's no music in it.

00:19:42.000 So there's two problems here.

00:19:43.000 One is, I don't know who this guy is.

00:19:45.000 He didn't tell me his life story.

00:19:47.000 Now, I want to think outside the box: is that a good move?

00:19:52.000 Is there an argument for that?

00:19:54.000 Let's put a pin in that.

00:19:56.000 Second question, music that's just now, even when he has victories, the music isn't fancy, but maybe you don't feel like that.

00:20:12.000 You don't feel pumped.

00:20:15.000 So I could kind of get into that.

00:20:18.000 Because he's an alcoholic, so his life isn't going to be like, in the morning, it's doot, doodly, doo-doo-doo.

00:20:23.000 And then when I'm rocking, it's like, da-da-da-da-da-da.

00:20:26.000 That's too perfect.

00:20:27.000 Maybe people aren't like that.

00:20:30.000 So I'm open to the second thing.

00:20:32.000 It kind of bummed me out that I got the jam guy and there was no jams.

00:20:37.000 But maybe I just got to get over that.

00:20:39.000 But as far as not getting to know the guy, I don't think that's a good move.

00:20:45.000 You know?

00:20:46.000 I don't even know why he became an alcoholic.

00:20:48.000 Did his mother die?

00:20:52.000 All right, that's our reviews.

00:20:54.000 Let's start the show.

00:20:56.000 Oh.

00:20:57.000 Uh-oh.

00:20:58.000 Yes.

00:20:59.000 That's...

00:21:00.000 Let me just break this down for everybody who doesn't know.

00:21:02.000 This is the part of the show that we...

00:21:06.000 How do you say?

00:21:07.000 It didn't occur to you to have that ready.

00:21:08.000 By the way, I'm glad we can see your microphone with such sharp clarity.

00:21:12.000 It's plenty ready.

00:21:13.000 Okay.

00:21:15.000 Wait, it starts here, right?

00:21:16.000 Yes.

00:21:18.000 Whoa, look at that monster chuck.

00:21:20.000 It's going that way.

00:21:21.000 Oh, and there's Donald Trump's going by.

00:21:32.000 All right, let's get a great big convoy coming on down the line.

00:21:36.000 This is interesting.

00:21:37.000 So one thing you got to understand about Canada is the CBC, the state-run media, they're sort of running the minds of Canada, which is why Trudeau has been elected twice.

00:21:47.000 He's on his third term, folks, if you can fucking believe that.

00:21:51.000 I wouldn't even be that surprised if he got re-elected again.

00:21:53.000 Prime ministers have no term, no term limit.

00:21:56.000 It could be 100 years.

00:21:59.000 Just like his dad, Fidel Castro.

00:22:02.000 So there's a class divide in Canada, just like there is here.

00:22:05.000 We didn't think there was.

00:22:08.000 We always said, yeah, Britain has classism.

00:22:10.000 We don't have it here in North America.

00:22:12.000 And less so in Canada than America.

00:22:15.000 And one of the reasons is we're new countries.

00:22:17.000 There hasn't been time to have old money.

00:22:20.000 And Canada, you'd tune into the prime minister back when it was Stephen Harper.

00:22:25.000 And he talks like a plumber.

00:22:26.000 Hey, how's it going, fuck?

00:22:27.000 So here we are in Canada.

00:22:28.000 Hey, I'm running the whole fucking place.

00:22:30.000 Went over to that black guy's house there.

00:22:32.000 What's his fucking name?

00:22:33.000 Barack Obama there at the White House.

00:22:35.000 So that was cool because Canada is so young, as I say every time I discuss the country, that it got its flag in 1970 and its national anthem in 1980.

00:22:45.000 When I arrived there in 75 as a little kid, as a five-year-old, they had had their flag for six years.

00:22:55.000 This flag.

00:22:56.000 So it didn't really have classism.

00:23:00.000 But now when you see these truckers protest and the lack of understanding from the elites, you realize, wow, we are just as classist as Britain, both America and Canada.

00:23:11.000 Anyway, one of these elitist fucking cunt journalists said to one of the truckers, your kids should be taken away.

00:23:18.000 It's dangerous here.

00:23:19.000 Why'd you bring your kids here?

00:23:22.000 And the guy tore him a new ass.

00:23:25.000 They also just assume these truckers are dumb.

00:23:27.000 You must be stupid if you drive a truck, right?

00:23:30.000 You couldn't be capable of an argument.

00:23:34.000 Did you hear the statement that argued that you're not going to be able to do that?

00:23:36.000 That's what I'm hearing.

00:23:37.000 So you're saying that my teenagers are threatened for being in Ottawa?

00:23:40.000 Is that what you're telling me?

00:23:41.000 Answer my question.

00:23:43.000 We've all answered questions you answered mine.

00:23:45.000 Are my children in danger from the Children's Aid Society?

00:23:49.000 Are my children in danger for being in Ottawa?

00:23:58.000 Are my children in danger for being in Ottawa right now?

00:24:03.000 Tell me yes.

00:24:04.000 What do you mean by in danger?

00:24:06.000 You tell me you're coming here trying to say that the children are in danger.

00:24:11.000 You got to get safe because you guys are the messenger for the devil.

00:24:14.000 You tell me right now, are my kids in danger for being here?

00:24:17.000 Should I send them on the first train out of town?

00:24:19.000 Tell me now.

00:24:20.000 It sounds like the children's faith society is saying that you're not going to be able to get to the point.

00:24:22.000 So you're saying that my kids are going to get hurt?

00:24:25.000 I'm not saying anything.

00:24:26.000 I don't know.

00:24:27.000 It's not the statement that I'm looking for your reaction.

00:24:30.000 So you, so you want, you're telling me now that I should be getting my kids out of town.

00:24:34.000 I'm never going to get hurt.

00:24:36.000 The OCMP is going to come in here and do what to my kids.

00:24:38.000 What are they going to do?

00:24:40.000 Because you don't give a shit about nobody.

00:24:42.000 All you care about is your paycheck.

00:24:44.000 Yeah, good point.

00:24:46.000 Then there's this Harvard educated woman, rich journalist, just like him, with no life experience, who, remember yesterday we said everyone is interesting, doesn't talk to people.

00:24:56.000 The only time they talk to people is when they interview them for a story.

00:25:00.000 And even then, they just want their pound of flesh.

00:25:02.000 They don't want to get to the bottom of it, find out who you are, really learn anything.

00:25:05.000 They're just like, I need a little sound bite, then I'm out of here.

00:25:09.000 So your kids are in danger, right?

00:25:10.000 Yes.

00:25:10.000 Okay, bye.

00:25:11.000 But this woman's talking about, I sent this pic separately.

00:25:14.000 I think I texted it.

00:25:15.000 She's talking about slashing the tires.

00:25:17.000 The convoy protest, applauded by right-wing media as a quote-unquote freedom protest, no need for a comma, is an economic and security issue now.

00:25:27.000 The Ambassador Bridge link constitutes 28% of annual trade movement between U.S. and Canada.

00:25:33.000 Slash the tires, empty the gas tanks, arrest the drivers, and move the trucks.

00:25:39.000 Now, I love this tweet.

00:25:41.000 It was sent in actually by a baby monster.

00:25:44.000 I love this tweet because it talks about, it shows you how little she knows about trucks and the working class and anything.

00:25:52.000 Footage shows trucks and gridlock, Ambassador Bridge.

00:25:54.000 Is that the one?

00:25:55.000 That's the, yeah, that's the Detroit-Windsor Bridge.

00:26:00.000 A massive bridge.

00:26:04.000 A key trading link.

00:26:05.000 Now, slash the tires.

00:26:08.000 Do you have any idea the kind of pressure that's in a 18-wheeler's truck tire?

00:26:17.000 Do not slash the tires, no matter how you feel about them.

00:26:21.000 I don't care if the truck is human trafficking.

00:26:26.000 Try to stop that truck, but don't slash that truck's tires.

00:26:30.000 You will die.

00:26:31.000 They explode.

00:26:33.000 I included a video of truck tires exploding.

00:26:36.000 It's a big fucking deal.

00:26:39.000 And you'd know that if you'd ever spoken to a trucker in your life.

00:26:43.000 We had a trucker on the show last night.

00:26:45.000 Maddie's got all his trucking licenses.

00:26:49.000 Very fucking dangerous.

00:26:51.000 Go back to that woman.

00:26:52.000 Who is she?

00:26:54.000 No, I have a video of one exploding.

00:26:56.000 It's a safety video.

00:26:57.000 It's not that interesting, but what happens...

00:27:00.000 Wait, go back?

00:27:02.000 Where is she?

00:27:02.000 Harvard prof, CNN analyst.

00:27:04.000 That's it.

00:27:05.000 I remember.

00:27:06.000 She looks very familiar.

00:27:08.000 She might have waited on something and been retarded in the past.

00:27:11.000 Fucking cunt.

00:27:12.000 Huge forehead, too, again.

00:27:14.000 And what's it called?

00:27:14.000 Racism Never Sleeps?

00:27:16.000 What's her book?

00:27:16.000 Former Obama.

00:27:17.000 No, recently we've checked this chick out.

00:27:20.000 I remember her.

00:27:21.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:22.000 The Devil Never Sleeps.

00:27:24.000 Let me guess.

00:27:24.000 The devil is me.

00:27:27.000 Well, I do sleep, bitch.

00:27:30.000 Yeah, that's not fair.

00:27:37.000 Yeah, go to 2.6.

00:27:39.000 Shit is getting crucial down there in Detroit.

00:27:41.000 Well, the Canadian side, Windsor.

00:27:45.000 Look at that.

00:27:47.000 Yeah, so if you play out popping the tires, if you were to do that, and if that was a safe option, and then where do you start towing?

00:27:54.000 How does that work?

00:27:55.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:27:56.000 Oh, good.

00:27:57.000 The bridge is cleared.

00:27:58.000 You pop the tires of the trucks.

00:28:00.000 Now, where are you taking those?

00:28:01.000 What do you think happens when you pop tires?

00:28:03.000 The truck goes to outer space?

00:28:06.000 It just ceases to be.

00:28:07.000 It's not a balloon.

00:28:09.000 The trucks are not inflated.

00:28:11.000 The tires are.

00:28:13.000 Inject them with helium.

00:28:15.000 Look at this 2.7 Trudeau talking about a trucker blockade in India that he was really happy with.

00:28:22.000 He's not going to recover from this.

00:28:25.000 His legacy has just been destroyed.

00:28:27.000 I am never going to politically recover from this.

00:28:30.000 This is about the protest by farmers.

00:28:33.000 This is about the protest by farmers.

00:28:36.000 The situation is concerning, and we're all very worried about family and friends.

00:28:41.000 I know that's the reality for many of you.

00:28:44.000 Let me remind you: Canada will always be there to defend the right of peaceful protest.

00:28:50.000 We believe in the importance of dialogue, and that's why we've reached out through multiple means directly to the Indian authorities.

00:28:58.000 Or to highlight our concerns.

00:29:01.000 Individuals are trying to blockade our economy, our democracy, and our fellow citizens' daily lives.

00:29:14.000 Sort of.

00:29:16.000 It has to stop.

00:29:17.000 It's not stopping, buddy.

00:29:19.000 About the protest by farmers.

00:29:21.000 Look at this.

00:29:21.000 Gwen Snyder is this Snyder.

00:29:24.000 She's a Proud Boys expert.

00:29:27.000 She documents them.

00:29:29.000 Every single woman who carefully, meticulously documents the Proud Boys is a childless hag with no hopes of ever having kids who has a sad spinster future to look forward to.

00:29:43.000 So they hate a pro-family group, especially when they're fat and ugly, because this pro-family group is full of men who were not interested in them in high school.

00:29:52.000 Gwen Snyder is a perfect example of that.

00:29:55.000 She's an Antifa member, apparently.

00:29:57.000 She's also a fat rights activist.

00:29:59.000 I wonder why.

00:30:00.000 Not a lot of skinny people are fat rights activists.

00:30:03.000 I think I'm the only one.

00:30:05.000 She says honking at the Freedom Convoy is a fascist dog whistle because it's HH.

00:30:10.000 Honk honk.

00:30:12.000 Oh.

00:30:12.000 Which means Heil Hitler.

00:30:15.000 Interesting.

00:30:16.000 She was educated, just like the tire slasher.

00:30:19.000 She's educated at the elite swathmore and asks for money as an expert on the far right.

00:30:24.000 How useless do you have to be to beg for charity?

00:30:28.000 I mean, sometimes guys on the right have to do it because they have been exercised from society.

00:30:34.000 But when lefties do it, it's particularly sad.

00:30:37.000 For folks not in the know, it's a 4chan thing.

00:30:41.000 It's a very loud not.

00:30:42.000 Look at her.

00:30:44.000 What would you say she is out of 10, Ryan?

00:30:46.000 Click on that.

00:30:47.000 Let's get a good look at.

00:30:49.000 I've never seen her before.

00:30:50.000 She always uses a cartoon icon for obvious reasons.

00:30:54.000 4.4.

00:30:55.000 That's very generous.

00:30:57.000 You're becoming a real feminist.

00:30:59.000 I could picture that there's...

00:31:00.000 Are you a fat rights activist?

00:31:02.000 No.

00:31:03.000 By the way, I hate all you baby monsters who go, what?

00:31:05.000 Fuck that.

00:31:06.000 She's a one.

00:31:06.000 Everyone's a one.

00:31:08.000 Shut up.

00:31:08.000 Even when I say someone's a 10, they're like, she's a six at best.

00:31:12.000 Would you fuck off?

00:31:13.000 I'd like to see you.

00:31:14.000 There has to be a bell curve here.

00:31:17.000 Footage of her getting.

00:31:18.000 I'm getting much more generous with tens.

00:31:21.000 Getting into her dress.

00:31:23.000 I think you should see a 10 once a month.

00:31:27.000 I'm going to say you say about 10 tens a year and 10 ones a year.

00:31:32.000 So start with that as your bell curve.

00:31:34.000 Getting back to that, Gwen Snyder, let me just sort of get into my head here.

00:31:41.000 Four, a lot, it's not a science.

00:31:44.000 It's an art.

00:31:46.000 And four, I got to go with my heart and how I feel and my bones.

00:31:53.000 Four feels too nice.

00:31:55.000 She's farther away from Tarana Burke than a three, I think.

00:32:00.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:32:01.000 Yeah, that's a great point.

00:32:02.000 I think there's a great point.

00:32:02.000 There's a couple of steps.

00:32:04.000 But Tarana Burke is a circus freak, and if you paid $3 at a circus to see the ugliest woman in the world, hippo woman or something, you wouldn't ask for your money back if you saw Tarana Burke.

00:32:14.000 For her, I would feel very ripped, like super ripped off.

00:32:17.000 Yes, of course.

00:32:18.000 So I'm not going to go as low as three.

00:32:21.000 Four seems way too generous, but not way too generous.

00:32:24.000 I'm going to go with the 3.75.

00:32:26.000 That's...

00:32:26.000 Yeah, I could live with that too.

00:32:29.000 Moola, Shut up!

00:32:35.000 Remember, Ezra Levant said that Canada, I mean, England is a dystopian time machine where you can see what we're going to look like in five years.

00:32:43.000 Remember when the British police would go to your house if you made a rude joke?

00:32:48.000 There was a guy who made some insulting comment about Nelson Mandela, and the police showed up at his house.

00:32:53.000 He tweeted something sarcastic about Nelson Mandela, and the police came to his house.

00:32:58.000 Now, this woman, I love the way they phrase it too.

00:33:00.000 The cops show up at your house, and they go, we're just letting you know, here's a pamphlet about peaceful protesting.

00:33:08.000 I'm not here to bother anyone.

00:33:10.000 Check this out.

00:33:11.000 Sorry, since you're at my home, can I just get your name and your badge number, please?

00:33:15.000 I have a card here.

00:33:16.000 Okay.

00:33:17.000 Eric Ingram.

00:33:18.000 Thank you.

00:33:18.000 And this is just some information about peaceful protests.

00:33:21.000 That's all it is.

00:33:22.000 Okay, so you saw something on my Facebook?

00:33:25.000 No, on the Facebook group.

00:33:27.000 Okay.

00:33:28.000 And decided to come to my personal residence to give me information about peaceful protest?

00:33:34.000 Yes.

00:33:35.000 Okay, so are the Peterborough Police...

00:33:38.000 No, you're with OPP?

00:33:41.000 Are you guys now monitoring people's Facebook pages or Facebook groups to who comments as to what their status updates are or what they're doing or within the group?

00:33:55.000 Because of the protest happening province-wide, yes, we have been monitoring the protests.

00:34:00.000 Okay.

00:34:00.000 So there's a protest coming up.

00:34:02.000 I'm simply providing you with information about a peaceful protest.

00:34:05.000 And now I'm leaving.

00:34:06.000 Oh, okay.

00:34:07.000 That's great.

00:34:09.000 It's perfectly innocent.

00:34:10.000 The Ontario.

00:34:11.000 Could you not have just DM'd her in Facebook?

00:34:14.000 Why did you have to go to her fucking house?

00:34:16.000 I'll tell you why, to intimidate.

00:34:17.000 Can you imagine if Proud Boys went to people's homes and said, hi, I noticed on Facebook you were commenting.

00:34:23.000 I just wanted you to know that it's a men's club, a fraternal organization.

00:34:28.000 Here's some pamphlets.

00:34:28.000 Okay, just throwing that out there.

00:34:31.000 People would shit their pants.

00:34:32.000 It has happened.

00:34:32.000 They do shit their pants.

00:34:36.000 And then we also heard, of course, that you weren't allowed to have a gas can.

00:34:40.000 Ladies and gents, welcome back.

00:34:44.000 I thought I time stamped that.

00:34:45.000 The next link.

00:34:48.000 What are you doing?

00:34:48.000 That was the next link after that.

00:34:51.000 Yeah, that's what I'm going through.

00:34:52.000 It's 3-0.

00:34:54.000 But I thought I had it right at the gas can part.

00:34:55.000 So they said we're going to, they started confiscating gas cans.

00:34:58.000 So they bought up all the gas cans in town, and now everyone has a gas can.

00:35:02.000 And they have water in it, nothing in it.

00:35:04.000 They've totally overwhelmed the police.

00:35:07.000 Everyone's walking around with a jerry can.

00:35:10.000 And they're not saying to bring gas.

00:35:12.000 They're saying, don't put any fuel in them.

00:35:13.000 Just carry the can.

00:35:15.000 Or put water in it.

00:35:16.000 Put whatever you want in it.

00:35:18.000 And immediately, in the evening when you can single certain people out because the crowds are thin, we already started to get cases where people started getting harassed by the police.

00:35:30.000 Here's one such case.

00:35:33.000 Okay, so we came here with a symbol to protest with Jericho.

00:35:38.000 And those two are brand new, filled with water.

00:35:40.000 And thank you very much.

00:35:43.000 Those are two brand new, filled with water.

00:35:45.000 Mine's over there.

00:35:46.000 We get it.

00:35:47.000 I'm worried that we're getting convoy fatigue at this point.

00:35:50.000 Let's just go to 3-1.

00:35:53.000 Beautiful sight here.

00:35:54.000 I think this is in Alberta.

00:35:59.000 The Detroit border, that's Windsor.

00:36:03.000 That's still Ontario.

00:36:04.000 Ontario's fucking wide, man.

00:36:06.000 It takes days to drive across.

00:36:09.000 Trudeau must go.

00:36:24.000 That song's a jam.

00:36:26.000 Yeah.

00:36:27.000 Holy shit.

00:36:28.000 Rocking on through the night.

00:36:32.000 I'm going to dig that up.

00:36:36.000 Yeah, there's a bunch of signs.

00:36:38.000 So our buddy Cody Canuck went down there.

00:36:40.000 He sent us a bunch of footage.

00:36:41.000 I haven't gone through it yet.

00:36:42.000 Let's just briefly breeze through it before we tie up the convoy in a bow.

00:36:46.000 Fucking Cody Canuck, fuck.

00:36:48.000 Okay, fuck?

00:36:49.000 Fucking.

00:36:50.000 So give me some Muffra Joe and I'll walk over there, fuck.

00:36:53.000 Oh, even better, bud.

00:36:54.000 Canadians say fuck to mean period.

00:36:57.000 Like, if you're throwing a Thrisbee, you go, mmm, fuck.

00:37:01.000 Oh, yeah, don't play Muffra Joe.

00:37:02.000 Play the song.

00:37:03.000 Hell yeah.

00:37:04.000 Or if you're stitching something, you go, mmm, fuck.

00:37:08.000 Fuck.

00:37:23.000 All right, what do we got here?

00:37:24.000 I haven't watched this yet.

00:37:25.000 This better be good, Cody.

00:37:26.000 Better be fucking good.

00:37:28.000 Fucking right.

00:37:30.000 Hey, Scotty cannot be a fuck.

00:37:32.000 We're out in the boat.

00:37:36.000 Has he edited this?

00:37:37.000 Oh, yeah.

00:37:38.000 Does what the truckers are doing make you want to blow them?

00:37:41.000 Sure makes me want to blow them.

00:37:43.000 I think that they're doing something that we should have all been doing this whole time, and that's being as vocal as possible.

00:37:49.000 So given the circumstances, would it be considered gay if I wanted to blow a trucker?

00:37:54.000 Probably not.

00:37:55.000 No.

00:37:57.000 Awesome.

00:37:57.000 Thanks a lot.

00:38:03.000 With everything the truckers are doing, doesn't it make you want to blow them?

00:38:08.000 Oh, yeah.

00:38:09.000 It wouldn't be considered gay under these circumstances, dude.

00:38:12.000 Just a favor for a favor.

00:38:15.000 Do you think if I got vaccinated, would it make me want to stop wanting to blow them?

00:38:21.000 It's very possible.

00:38:22.000 Depends if you got the placebos, but yeah, I've seen it.

00:38:24.000 I've seen it now.

00:38:25.000 Oh, boy.

00:38:26.000 What are they thinking of defenses?

00:38:29.000 How long they might have to stay there, right?

00:38:31.000 You're going to have to keep them warm somehow, right?

00:38:33.000 Yeah.

00:38:34.000 You know what we should do?

00:38:35.000 Stop.

00:38:37.000 Let's just make this a separate thing and put it up on the site.

00:38:40.000 Culture.tv presents and then just show that because I'm cluttering it here.

00:38:45.000 And that's the world's shortest green screen, folks.

00:38:48.000 That's going on the fucking site.

00:38:49.000 And let's move on with a different subject.

00:38:52.000 Fucking A, right?

00:38:52.000 But.

00:39:03.000 You know what I mean?

00:39:04.000 Yeah.

00:39:05.000 No, that was a good call.

00:39:06.000 It's like 10 minutes of good quality stuff.

00:39:09.000 It should live on its own.

00:39:10.000 There's some standing watching a guy.

00:39:12.000 Some cameos in there, some hard-hitting people that we recognize.

00:39:16.000 Okay.

00:39:17.000 Let's get into racism.

00:39:18.000 That's always fun.

00:39:21.000 But I forgot to mention this in the intro.

00:39:24.000 Joe Rogan.

00:39:26.000 I got this from Kumia's Twitter feed.

00:39:29.000 He goes, you see, this is what you do.

00:39:31.000 You don't apologize.

00:39:32.000 You just stand your ground.

00:39:34.000 And when you don't falter, once they saw that the CEO was going to fire Joe, they gave up.

00:39:40.000 And they're out of ideas.

00:39:42.000 They don't know what to do with Joe Rogan anymore.

00:39:44.000 That's 2-1.

00:39:47.000 They run out of ideas and move on.

00:39:50.000 Well, I admit I'm out of ideas for what to do about Joe Rogan.

00:39:55.000 I'm officially out of ideas.

00:39:59.000 You see, they're saboteurs.

00:40:02.000 And by the way, you're a journalist.

00:40:03.000 We can lose the Canadian flag.

00:40:05.000 You're a journalist.

00:40:07.000 You should be focusing on conveying the news in an unbiased way.

00:40:10.000 Not, I don't know what to do about Joe.

00:40:12.000 I can't get him fired.

00:40:15.000 She just conceded that journalism is activism.

00:40:20.000 I thought this was a funny video going around.

00:40:22.000 It's heavily edited, but it still happened.

00:40:25.000 And it's awesome.

00:40:28.000 Two, three.

00:40:38.000 Okay, so just dig that up and we can.

00:40:47.000 You want to meet the devil?

00:40:52.000 Dude, the way pot is today, if I smoked weed on InfoWars, I'd just be a giggling mess.

00:40:58.000 There'd be no content.

00:41:04.000 Oh, yeah.

00:41:06.000 Paul Weller did the soundtrack, apparently.

00:41:16.000 I feel like I'm in another dimension right now.

00:41:19.000 What the hell?

00:41:22.000 I feel like...

00:41:23.000 Do you not feel this?

00:41:28.000 It's going on.

00:41:30.000 You know what's weird?

00:41:31.000 Austin is the most left-wing place.

00:41:33.000 Well, I'll let the video.

00:41:34.000 What the hell is going on here?

00:41:38.000 It's not just marijuana.

00:41:40.000 It's doing acid and ketamine.

00:41:46.000 Like hardcore psychedelics.

00:41:53.000 It's happening.

00:41:54.000 Oh, my God.

00:41:55.000 What the fuck is going to do to the world?

00:41:57.000 We're all going to die.

00:41:58.000 You are dead.

00:42:00.000 You're dead.

00:42:01.000 There's no getting around it.

00:42:03.000 This is death.

00:42:04.000 All right, that's funny.

00:42:05.000 Jesus Christ.

00:42:05.000 Yeah, Austin is the most left-wing city in America.

00:42:10.000 Or at least it's in with Berkeley and New York City and West Hollywood and Portland.

00:42:18.000 And Alex Jones calls it home.

00:42:21.000 I've walked around Austin with Alex Jones.

00:42:23.000 No one has a problem with him.

00:42:25.000 I mean, he's been harassed a few times.

00:42:26.000 You've seen that.

00:42:26.000 But I didn't feel remotely unsafe.

00:42:28.000 I didn't feel like I had to fight.

00:42:30.000 We went to a steakhouse.

00:42:32.000 I've been to steakhouses in D.C. with Tucker.

00:42:34.000 We're at the back, and it's a super expensive one, and they know him there.

00:42:38.000 But this was, we were out with everyone else having steak.

00:42:42.000 Some woman came over and said, you're a huge inspiration.

00:42:44.000 Come to think of it.

00:42:45.000 I had dinner with Ann Coulter in New York, and we were on an outdoor patio with people walking by.

00:42:51.000 They could have thrown piss on her.

00:42:53.000 And the only, there was just one woman who came up and said, you've been a huge inspiration.

00:42:57.000 Me and my mom are obsessed with you.

00:42:59.000 Thank you for doing what you do.

00:43:01.000 I think it's because the liberals just sit and seethe because they're pussies.

00:43:05.000 Although one time I had dinner at another place with Ann, and no one had a problem with Anne, they had a problem with me.

00:43:11.000 And this old man came up to me and started going, COVID had just begun, so it wasn't that.

00:43:19.000 I've already told you this story on the show.

00:43:21.000 We were like 10 feet.

00:43:22.000 I was 10 feet away from him and he's going, ah!

00:43:25.000 I've told this story 100 times.

00:43:27.000 All right, it's been a long time.

00:43:29.000 Let's enjoy some good old-fashioned racism.

00:43:32.000 Agreed.

00:43:35.000 I'm a black female.

00:43:37.000 What other different...

00:43:38.000 What else could I have done to piss you off?

00:43:41.000 Black woman?

00:43:42.000 It is a dream.

00:43:43.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:44:00.000 I'm going to change my outfit to retain the sanctity of the Canadian intro.

00:44:05.000 By the way, you see this, speaking of racism and Rogan, crossover segue clip.

00:44:10.000 Yo, hey, you're not going to say that.

00:44:12.000 Right?

00:44:13.000 That's it, yo.

00:44:14.000 This is funny.

00:44:15.000 We can say that.

00:44:16.000 That's right, that's right.

00:44:18.000 Joe Rogan.

00:44:19.000 You heard that, Joe Rogan?

00:44:20.000 You piece of shit.

00:44:21.000 Yeah, we don't play around in Tampa.

00:44:22.000 You more shitty, don't play that shit.

00:44:24.000 Yeah, you ass.

00:44:26.000 So no apology, right?

00:44:27.000 No accepted apology.

00:44:29.000 Yeah, that's bullshit.

00:44:30.000 You're gonna accept that, Joe Rogan.

00:44:32.000 Joe Rogan, you show you're five foot four, Baldy.

00:44:34.000 Yeah, he's mad short to a second bald and shit.

00:44:37.000 My size, my break jaws.

00:44:38.000 Yo, that's nice.

00:44:39.000 Okay, you beat him up.

00:44:40.000 Hey, have a good night, guys.

00:44:43.000 He's short and bald and shit.

00:44:44.000 Yoba.

00:44:45.000 You must be jealous of this shirt.

00:44:47.000 Proud Boy Space Force chapter.

00:44:49.000 Damn, let's get high.

00:44:54.000 So that's it then.

00:44:56.000 That stupid video has changed the narrative, and now your average black person on the street thinks Joe Rogan's racist because he just discussed the word without calling it the N-word.

00:45:06.000 Well, there's a good retort video going out.

00:45:08.000 Idiotic.

00:45:09.000 Great retort video of him actually being...

00:45:14.000 How stupid are you?

00:45:15.000 Kind of cringe, saying that, you know, Michelle Obama rules and stuff, but to show that he's balanced.

00:45:21.000 Michelle Obama runs.

00:45:22.000 She wins.

00:45:23.000 She's good.

00:45:23.000 She's great.

00:45:24.000 She's the wife of the best president that we have had in our lifetime.

00:45:27.000 Scott.

00:45:28.000 Scott.

00:45:29.000 So why Is Barack Obama the best president we've had in a lifetime?

00:45:32.000 Because he was articulate.

00:45:33.000 I hate when people say that about black people.

00:45:35.000 Like they're surprised they learned English.

00:45:38.000 And he wants this is the problem with Joe.

00:45:40.000 He is, he does have racism in him, but the racism is putting blacks on a pedestal.

00:45:45.000 He thinks they're special creatures, like liberals do, because he's a liberal, ultimately.

00:45:50.000 Classical liberal.

00:45:51.000 I love Joe, but his politics annoy me, and his politics are very left-wing.

00:45:57.000 He thinks, like everyone in LA, no one in LA has any black friends.

00:46:02.000 You know that dude?

00:46:03.000 He has got a name like Paul Joseph Watson, Paul Lynn Tompkins or something?

00:46:07.000 Paul F. Tompkins.

00:46:09.000 He had his first black friend at the age of 35.

00:46:14.000 Where the fuck did you grow up?

00:46:16.000 Inside Rosanna Arquette's cunt?

00:46:19.000 How do you not know any black people until you're 35?

00:46:22.000 Yeah, where did you grow up?

00:46:23.000 Can you give me some real estate advice?

00:46:27.000 I want to move into your old neighborhood.

00:46:31.000 I hate his quirky suits.

00:46:35.000 Yeah, so if you don't know any black people, then all you see is what's on TV.

00:46:40.000 And what's on TV is brain surgeons that are fucking awesome rappers that can snowboard and fucking solve crimes.

00:46:48.000 I mean, I understand you thinking they're magic if you only see the ones on TV.

00:46:53.000 But they're just like you and me.

00:46:56.000 I thought this was a beautiful tribute to Black History Month, especially Emancipation Day from Kentucky Fried Chicken 3-4.

00:47:04.000 It's very inspiring.

00:47:06.000 This might be a, I almost said a vice t-shirt.

00:47:09.000 This might be a censored.tv t-shirt.

00:47:12.000 Isn't that powerful?

00:47:14.000 Wow.

00:47:17.000 Stunning brave.

00:47:21.000 It looks like that disease.

00:47:22.000 If that's a fist, it looks like that disease you often see in Southeast Asia, or when you see it, it's only in Southeast Asia.

00:47:28.000 It's called like treedman disease, where you get all these skin tags until you don't have any hands anymore.

00:47:33.000 You know what I mean?

00:47:34.000 Yep.

00:47:36.000 So I think Bob Saget's sister had that.

00:47:39.000 It's called scleroderma, derma, scleroderma.

00:47:45.000 Who doesn't know Bob Sagett's sister?

00:47:47.000 She's on the tip of everyone.

00:47:48.000 How the fuck do you know Bob Saget's sister?

00:47:51.000 He talked about it on Norm McDonald's show.

00:47:54.000 Double Rest in Peace.

00:47:56.000 Yeah, scleroderma.

00:47:57.000 Double rest in peace, double rest in peace.

00:48:00.000 But it's probably a wilder case where you turn into a tree.

00:48:04.000 Yeah.

00:48:04.000 Okay, that's enough of that subject.

00:48:08.000 I thought this was interesting.

00:48:09.000 Oh, let's do a good news segment within the racism segment.

00:48:12.000 So bring up the good news thing because I was talking to an officer of the law the other day, and he goes, this is all good news.

00:48:22.000 I said, how is it good news?

00:48:24.000 And he goes, people are seeing what's really going on.

00:48:27.000 The allegation earlier was that you see blacks getting arrested because cops are racist and they just don't like them.

00:48:34.000 They hate rap.

00:48:35.000 They're all country music fans, cops.

00:48:38.000 And when they see black people, it reminds them of their rival, rap.

00:48:42.000 And they go, I'm just going to fucking arrest you, you little bitch.

00:48:47.000 So that was the narrative for a while, and cops had to suffer through that.

00:48:50.000 No, I actually arrested him because he's a criminal.

00:48:52.000 No, you're a dick, and they should just be allowed to roam free.

00:48:57.000 And not by choice, cops went, all right, we're fired.

00:49:02.000 We're leaving.

00:49:03.000 And so they left.

00:49:04.000 And now you're seeing that it wasn't racism.

00:49:07.000 It was a serious crime problem within the black community.

00:49:11.000 For example, 3.5, this guy, we talked about him yesterday, right?

00:49:16.000 With the Gucci pattern on his face, just smashing one in the back of the head with a baseball bat.

00:49:22.000 That's who was getting arrested, you dummies.

00:49:25.000 It wasn't because he looks like a rapper.

00:49:29.000 It was just, Jesus, your internet is making me really mad.

00:49:35.000 Did we already show this yesterday or Wednesday?

00:49:37.000 On Kumia.

00:49:40.000 So the argument that he's making is this is actually good for the police.

00:49:47.000 How did he not knock her out?

00:49:49.000 That woman needs to start boxing.

00:49:53.000 That might just be twitching, right?

00:49:54.000 She's got an eye on her.

00:49:55.000 Her head does go up.

00:50:00.000 And so now everyone's seeing it.

00:50:02.000 They're going, oh, shit, okay.

00:50:04.000 There's bad guys out there.

00:50:06.000 And you were arresting bad guys, not necessarily black guys.

00:50:11.000 And then there's this Floyd arsonist who got away.

00:50:14.000 I think we're changing.

00:51:47.000 say and Marianne I can talk to you about this privately um I don't know why the village council would be afraid of litigation from a $24 million a year company while it it out a $65 million a year company.

00:52:02.000 I cannot believe you would make me audition for you.

00:52:06.000 You look like clowns.

00:52:08.000 I am not buffing.

00:52:10.000 I will take it all off the table.

00:52:12.000 That's all.

00:52:12.000 Thank you.

00:52:15.000 Oh, so he's got some plan that involves $65 million.

00:52:19.000 And he's saying, we'll kill that plan if you put up affordable housing.

00:52:24.000 And they're scared because the company that wants to put up the affordable housing is a $24 million company.

00:52:28.000 Very interesting.

00:52:30.000 And you know what's funny?

00:52:31.000 Like my neighborhood, the whiter the neighborhood, the more they cherish their blacks.

00:52:35.000 The black guy at the local bar I used to go to closer to my house, he drinks for free.

00:52:40.000 So he comes from Mount Vernon.

00:52:42.000 He drives to this bar and drinks Hennessy all night for free.

00:52:46.000 Why?

00:52:46.000 Because he's black.

00:52:48.000 Then there's a black UPS guy who comes in there at lunch.

00:52:51.000 I love the guy, great guy.

00:52:53.000 He doesn't order any booze at all.

00:52:55.000 He walks over to the microwave that's basically behind the bar, cooks his fish, has a Gatorade, watches TV.

00:53:02.000 No one says, oh, you need to buy something, sir.

00:53:04.000 No, no, no.

00:53:05.000 They're honored to have him.

00:53:06.000 You're so special.

00:53:08.000 Does the room smell different after cooking?

00:53:09.000 Yes, it reeks.

00:53:11.000 Right?

00:53:12.000 Yes, Jesus.

00:53:13.000 He's from like Trinidad and Tobago.

00:53:15.000 It's some big spicy jerk chicken fish fucking soup shit.

00:53:19.000 How does Dave Chappelle hit the mic to his knee when he does this?

00:53:23.000 He goes, listen, mate, I'm going to take my mic.

00:53:26.000 Yeah, he's always doing that, his floppy mic hand.

00:53:29.000 He doesn't do a roundhouse kick.

00:53:30.000 Rosanna Arquette is a perfect example of what I'm discussing, 3-8.

00:53:35.000 She lives in a neighborhood that is usually every time you look up a neighborhood, it says like Polynesian 0.08%.

00:53:43.000 It doesn't make any sense, but there's always, it's never a zero.

00:53:46.000 I don't think I've ever seen zero before until we looked at Rosanna Arquette's neighborhood.

00:53:54.000 Pacific Palisades.

00:53:56.000 I assume that's near LA.

00:54:01.000 Look at that.

00:54:01.000 Nice house.

00:54:03.000 Zero percent.

00:54:07.000 What are you gasping at?

00:54:08.000 That's crazy.

00:54:10.000 You never see that.

00:54:11.000 Yeah, that's what I just said.

00:54:13.000 Are you in the show or are you just watching it?

00:54:15.000 Listen, I heard you say it, but when you see it, it's different.

00:54:19.000 Now, go back, one.

00:54:22.000 See what he's responding to.

00:54:24.000 She said, I use black emojis.

00:54:28.000 There it is.

00:54:28.000 I am white, but I always choose a black emoji because black has always been beautiful to me since I was a child, and I honor black human beings.

00:54:37.000 I'm sure the blacks on the street who were saying, fuck Joe Rogan, really appreciate the fact that you choose a different colored digital icon.

00:54:45.000 Wait, that's a white.

00:54:49.000 I thought you said you used black emojis.

00:54:51.000 Whoops.

00:54:52.000 Your name is a white emoji.

00:54:54.000 You fucking a weirdo?

00:54:58.000 Uh-oh.

00:54:59.000 They lack awareness about white privilege.

00:55:01.000 Wait, some white people may choose yellow because it feels neutral, like The Simpsons.

00:55:05.000 But some academics argue opting out of skin color signals, a lack of awareness about white privilege.

00:55:11.000 So now we have to, like, these people are making it up as they go along, and they keep getting tangled up in their own fishing line.

00:55:18.000 Fucking dummies.

00:55:22.000 And then this was going viral yesterday, that bums are not just down on their luck.

00:55:27.000 They're fucking junkie loser parasites.

00:55:30.000 And they're severely mentally ill.

00:55:33.000 Like, the narrative is black people are doing badly because it's not their fault.

00:55:37.000 There's zero culpability there.

00:55:38.000 It's because of racism.

00:55:40.000 And then when they see bums in San Francisco and junkies, it's like, oh, they're just down on their luck.

00:55:45.000 They need a loan.

00:55:46.000 They need some tolerance.

00:55:48.000 Let them set up their tents and they'll work through this.

00:55:51.000 No.

00:55:51.000 It's just a loony bin.

00:55:53.000 All the drugs, too, are self-medication.

00:55:55.000 Let's go down.

00:56:00.000 No, no, you got to see the guy.

00:56:02.000 There he is.

00:56:02.000 But see the video of him.

00:56:07.000 Where are you from?

00:56:08.000 Louisiana, Texas, Julio.

00:56:10.000 How long have you been in San Francisco?

00:56:12.000 Since June.

00:56:14.000 If you're going to be homeless, it's pretty easy here.

00:56:18.000 I mean, if we're going to be realistic, they pay you to be homeless here.

00:56:21.000 When you said that San Francisco pays people to be homeless, what did you mean by that?

00:56:26.000 You mean that literally?

00:56:28.000 Yeah.

00:56:28.000 I mean, I get $620 a month, dude.

00:56:32.000 From general assistance?

00:56:34.000 How is that hard to get?

00:56:36.000 Phone call, bro.

00:56:38.000 Phone call.

00:56:39.000 200 food stamps and 620 bucks cash a month.

00:56:42.000 Wow.

00:56:43.000 Forget about it.

00:56:44.000 Why wouldn't I do it?

00:56:45.000 You know?

00:56:45.000 It's fucking free money, dude.

00:56:47.000 This right now is literally by choice.

00:56:49.000 Literally by choice.

00:56:50.000 Like, why would I want to pay rent?

00:56:52.000 I'm not doing it.

00:56:54.000 I got a cell phone that I have Amazon Prime and Netflix on.

00:56:58.000 We used to battle with the cops.

00:57:00.000 Now, it's like the cops are...

00:57:03.000 It's like they're your neighbor, you know?

00:57:05.000 The cops told us this morning, like, oh, it'd be easier if you guys packed up in the morning.

00:57:10.000 We wouldn't have to come out here.

00:57:11.000 And I'm like, what are you talking about?

00:57:12.000 He's like, pack up in the morning.

00:57:15.000 I'm like, why?

00:57:16.000 You know?

00:57:17.000 He's like, oh, okay.

00:57:18.000 And then went on, his two kids came up and they're like, hey, do you guys know where to get me OxyCott?

00:57:23.000 And they're like, I'm 15 and I'm 16.

00:57:26.000 You know, I'm like, I'm going to know what's going on.

00:57:27.000 Yeah, go ahead.

00:57:27.000 So that's the reality.

00:57:29.000 But look at how people talk about these people.

00:57:31.000 Jumped over to 4-7.

00:57:33.000 I thought this was fascinating because they're doing their politically correct thing about they need treatment.

00:57:38.000 They do need treatment.

00:57:38.000 They need a loony bin.

00:57:40.000 We need to bring back mental institutions.

00:57:41.000 Nothing else works.

00:57:42.000 By the way, I get the logic of the crackpipes and the syringes.

00:57:46.000 Crackpipes are hot.

00:57:47.000 They burn your lips.

00:57:48.000 You've got all this tissue here.

00:57:52.000 Your fluids are coming out.

00:57:53.000 Then you hand the crackpipe to someone else.

00:57:55.000 Now you're spreading disease.

00:57:57.000 I know you're saying, who cares?

00:57:59.000 I've smoked crack.

00:58:01.000 These are still human beings.

00:58:03.000 They need to go to loony bins.

00:58:05.000 But a band-aid solution is kind of crackpipes and syringes.

00:58:09.000 I've really been thinking outside the box this week, ostracizing people, but I'm not totally against syringes and crackpipes.

00:58:18.000 I know it looks bad on Biden, so I'm happy about that.

00:58:21.000 But that's not my point here.

00:58:23.000 My point here is that they're not taking this seriously because the politically correct thing is just to Pretend that this guy should be on the streets.

00:58:36.000 That's right.

00:58:38.000 I'm sorry, who was saying that?

00:58:40.000 I can't tell with the mask on.

00:58:41.000 Say that again?

00:58:42.000 I said, you know, if our goal is to actually save lives and improve the quality of folks' lives and provide people a pathway to wellness, then yeah.

00:58:51.000 And how do you, if somebody is addicted to drugs, then how do you get them to...

00:58:56.000 Is the goal to get them to not be addicted to drugs?

00:58:59.000 The goal is to save their lives.

00:59:04.000 I recognize also that there's a lot of people that use various substances.

00:59:11.000 I'm sorry.

00:59:12.000 Some of the mass country substances.

00:59:13.000 Yeah, there's a lot of people that use various substances.

00:59:16.000 And the majority of people that use substances use alcohol.

00:59:23.000 It's about the dignity of people who are trying to navigate our systems of oppression, systems of oppression, systems that work for people, our housing system that marginalizes people, then pushes them out.

00:59:41.000 It's about centering those people's life and making sure that their life has the same human value as everybody else.

00:59:49.000 But it's certainly true that...

00:59:51.000 I think we're good.

00:59:52.000 I think we're good.

00:59:52.000 Thank you.

00:59:54.000 Well, can I ask you a follow-up question?

00:59:56.000 Yeah, because you haven't really identified what your purpose is or anything like that.

00:59:59.000 I'm a freelance journalist.

01:00:01.000 Layton Woodhouse.

01:00:04.000 We could circle back around a little later.

01:00:07.000 You're a little hostile.

01:00:08.000 We don't really know what that is.

01:00:12.000 Because I'm asking is hostile.

01:00:15.000 So if you, like, it's a bizarre clown world where, you know, George Floyd can be beating the shit out of a pregnant woman, and it's fine.

01:00:24.000 He's just going through a rough time.

01:00:26.000 But if you, he's not even questioning them.

01:00:28.000 Well, he is literally questioning them, but it's in the most benign way.

01:00:32.000 So if you're not opening up a liberal's butthole and going gently, just nice soft licks, then you're hostile.

01:00:40.000 You're threatening them.

01:00:42.000 That's what fucking pussies they are.

01:00:44.000 That's how spoiled they are.

01:00:46.000 Look at this.

01:00:47.000 Go back to 4-0.

01:00:49.000 Here is an example of what they consider brutal police brutality.

01:00:53.000 You're hurting him.

01:00:54.000 Yeah.

01:00:55.000 That's how you arrest someone that's resisting.

01:00:58.000 You have to hurt them.

01:01:01.000 Try to put on pants on someone who doesn't want you to put pants on them.

01:01:04.000 You'll end up hurting them.

01:01:05.000 It's uncomfortable.

01:01:07.000 That's what resisting is.

01:01:09.000 Get off of him.

01:01:11.000 You're on video.

01:01:11.000 You are on him.

01:01:12.000 You're hurting me.

01:01:14.000 You're hurting him.

01:01:15.000 Stop.

01:01:16.000 You are hurting him.

01:01:17.000 You are hurting me.

01:01:18.000 You get off of him.

01:01:19.000 You're on video.

01:01:21.000 Please.

01:01:21.000 You are on video.

01:01:23.000 I'm done.

01:01:24.000 Did you hear that?

01:01:25.000 I'm cold.

01:01:26.000 I'm cold.

01:01:27.000 Well, yeah.

01:01:28.000 I'm arresting you on snow.

01:01:30.000 You were wearing shorts.

01:01:31.000 Resisting also.

01:01:33.000 Two of those things could be true at the same time.

01:01:34.000 You're hurting him.

01:01:35.000 His Hitler mustache is not a smart move.

01:01:38.000 Is that Dave Landau?

01:01:41.000 I decided to arrest you because you were resisting arrest.

01:01:45.000 Is that the whole video?

01:01:47.000 No, Kiruk.

01:01:48.000 Please.

01:01:49.000 You're hurting him.

01:01:50.000 You're hurting him.

01:01:51.000 Stop.

01:01:52.000 Can you take your elbow off his arm?

01:01:54.000 You've been disrespectful to his horse.

01:01:57.000 Please get off his neck.

01:01:59.000 Oh, I'm cold.

01:02:01.000 Touch me, I will taste it.

01:02:03.000 You forgot I can't help you.

01:02:04.000 What am I doing to you?

01:02:05.000 I don't have this on the video.

01:02:06.000 I'm trying to get your elbow off my boyfriend's neck.

01:02:09.000 You're chunking me.

01:02:10.000 You're choking me.

01:02:11.000 You're chunking me.

01:02:12.000 Yo!

01:02:13.000 Yo!

01:02:14.000 Yo!

01:02:14.000 I swear to God.

01:02:15.000 Get your elbow off his neck!

01:02:17.000 Get your elbow off his neck!

01:02:19.000 Help!

01:02:19.000 He's on his neck!

01:02:20.000 Please help!

01:02:21.000 This officer won't get off his neck!

01:02:23.000 Oh, Grindface, of course, is taking the guy's side.

01:02:26.000 Oh, yeah, of course.

01:02:28.000 They're criminals.

01:02:28.000 That white officer did no wrong.

01:02:30.000 See, proof.

01:02:31.000 Every time they show this proof, too, you're like, yeah, just turn around and let him cuff you and then sue his ass.

01:02:38.000 As we keep saying, just see.

01:02:48.000 They say, yeah, they also freak out when they punch the perp.

01:02:51.000 Yeah.

01:02:52.000 You ever been punched?

01:02:53.000 It reboots your hard drive.

01:02:55.000 They're pro-criminal on Grand Face.

01:02:57.000 I don't know if you realize.

01:02:58.000 Yeah.

01:03:00.000 It's not America's most trusted news.

01:03:02.000 They're like, white people, they're fucking crazy, man.

01:03:04.000 They suck.

01:03:05.000 And then they're like, here's black people killing each other for 16 posts straight.

01:03:08.000 Right.

01:03:09.000 And then they'll get shit for not being positive, so they'll have like a Harriet Tubman post.

01:03:13.000 Right.

01:03:15.000 Wait, what's he saying?

01:03:16.000 Touch me again, ma'am, and I'm going to have to tase you.

01:03:20.000 Just beat her up.

01:03:24.000 Like, this is a smoking gun.

01:03:27.000 That's the best video that Lando made since that white people video.

01:03:32.000 I thought that was good.

01:03:33.000 There is a time, though, when the police can get away with beating the shit out of people.

01:03:38.000 For one, if it's a Trump supporter.

01:03:41.000 If you beat the living shit out of a Trump supporter, we'll let it fly.

01:03:46.000 Oh, it's objectively reasonable.

01:03:48.000 Police beating of unconscious Trump supporter was objectively reasonable, department rules, Internal Affairs Bureau conducted probe and responsible police brutality complaint.

01:03:58.000 Yeah, and the difference, too, is that guy, all he was trying to do was give him a ticket, press charges, put his cuffs on.

01:04:06.000 On January 6th, a woman was beaten to death by cops.

01:04:11.000 Trampled to death.

01:04:13.000 And then another woman was shot in the neck by cops.

01:04:15.000 So if you are slightly rough with a guy on some soft snow, it's an outrage.

01:04:22.000 We can't believe it.

01:04:23.000 The guy needs to go to jail.

01:04:24.000 He'll fuck him forever.

01:04:26.000 But if it's a Trump supporter, you can literally shoot them in the neck and everything's fine.

01:04:33.000 And it was a black guy, Philip Anderson, who brought all this to light and said they're killing her.

01:04:40.000 Philip's gotten his teeth knocked out before.

01:04:45.000 Okay, that's...

01:04:47.000 We've got to wind it up, folks.

01:04:49.000 We're going to squeeze in some mailbags, right?

01:04:52.000 I believe so.

01:04:54.000 I want to keep the main body of this to an hour.

01:04:57.000 And that gives us time to relax at the mailbag and the final video shit.

01:05:03.000 So we're doing PBs or Bide?

01:05:06.000 Or mail?

01:05:07.000 Mailbag.

01:05:07.000 Alright.

01:05:24.000 Uh-oh.

01:05:25.000 I got a low bat.

01:05:27.000 Can you go to my briefcase and get my shit?

01:05:32.000 These batteries suck on this thing.

01:05:37.000 I only get like a day out of it.

01:05:39.000 You'd think by this time we'd have...

01:05:45.000 Oh, it died.

01:05:47.000 You'd think by this time we'd have batteries that last a week.

01:05:51.000 It seemed like that back in the 90s even.

01:05:54.000 Computers have gotten worse.

01:05:57.000 You know what's an interesting theory?

01:06:00.000 If nobody else has problems with their battery life on their Mac devices, and we do, maybe there's a program that is sending our information to like maybe some headquarters of some...

01:06:12.000 Oh.

01:06:14.000 Because I don't think this is a common problem with brand new, the latest technology with the M1 chips.

01:06:20.000 Well, maybe it never sleeps because it's recording us 24 hours a day, this poor, poor guy.

01:06:25.000 Poor guy?

01:06:26.000 Hey, FBI, you're making my baby tie-tie.

01:06:32.000 FB tie-tie.

01:06:33.000 Yeah.

01:06:36.000 Okay, we're back up.

01:06:37.000 Back up, folks.

01:06:39.000 Back up, back up.

01:06:40.000 Tell me what you're going to do now.

01:06:43.000 Someone was, by the way, you got a letter.

01:06:45.000 I don't know if we'll get to it today, but someone was saying we should give Maddie his own show.

01:06:48.000 We agreed on that.

01:06:50.000 You got to get over there and do Maddie's kitchen.

01:06:51.000 Yeah.

01:06:52.000 I want to GoPro on the ceiling.

01:06:54.000 His kitchen is smaller than your desk area.

01:06:59.000 So that'll be the joke.

01:07:00.000 But he's a really good cook.

01:07:02.000 So that'll be funny too.

01:07:06.000 Okay, these are some new ones I haven't checked for goodness yet.

01:07:09.000 The other day I encountered a mentally handicapped man who was very talkative.

01:07:12.000 He asked a lot of questions, and one of the first ones was, do you know Dar Man?

01:07:17.000 That made me think, I wonder what portion of Dar Man's fans are disabled, like mentally handicapped.

01:07:22.000 Did he notice kids are a huge market on YouTube because parents just plop their kids down in front of the screen and figure that the retarded audience may be untapped?

01:07:29.000 I'm sure the man I met enjoyed seeing adult topics portrayed for a low IQ audience.

01:07:35.000 Yeah, that's a good guess, sir.

01:07:37.000 A new demo.

01:07:38.000 Which, by the way, totally kills all our jokes about him.

01:07:41.000 Now we're assholes.

01:07:43.000 Yeah.

01:07:44.000 Because we're watching videos for special people and saying they're retarded.

01:07:48.000 Oops.

01:07:50.000 Speaking of retarded, as retarded as a Soros DA, your criminal justice policy mirrors that of Soros DAs.

01:07:56.000 Your stance on drugs and prison are absolutely retarded.

01:08:00.000 Every time you say all drugs should be legal or something as stupid as five years for everything, I contract AIDS.

01:08:06.000 Oh, geez.

01:08:07.000 Get your shit together and think of the logical outcome of your...

01:08:10.000 See, you're talking to me, young man.

01:08:11.000 I assume you're younger than me.

01:08:14.000 Like I haven't looked into this.

01:08:16.000 You're putting your brain in other people's heads, these dipshits who commit crimes and use hard drugs.

01:08:20.000 Love pretty much all your other opinions, but I might be retarded for that too.

01:08:23.000 So look up Eastern State Penitentiary, the jail, look up its history and how successful their five-year bid was.

01:08:32.000 And also look up the range of deterrence from five to ten.

01:08:36.000 I understand if someone kills anyone in my family, I'm going to go kill them myself.

01:08:39.000 But to hear someone murdered your family and got five years, it would piss you off.

01:08:44.000 But what works?

01:08:46.000 And big long sentences don't work.

01:08:51.000 Hi, Gavin.

01:08:52.000 I'm not the sort who writes in much, but I've been a lawyer's subscriber, blah, blah, blah.

01:08:56.000 I'm a graphic.

01:08:57.000 Okay, that's about my personal shit there.

01:09:03.000 I wanted to reach out to World Radio Day.

01:09:05.000 Fuck off.

01:09:11.000 People tell me to get on Gab a lot.

01:09:13.000 Hey, Gab, the other dude, this guy has the sprinkles.

01:09:15.000 I hereby predict that this will not have the sprinkles.

01:09:20.000 Oh, yeah, this guy's great.

01:09:23.000 Yeah, I wasn't he just on Rogan?

01:09:25.000 He was.

01:09:26.000 He was.

01:09:26.000 Yeah.

01:09:27.000 I like him.

01:09:27.000 My wife loves him in the show with Andrew Schultz and stuff, but the Wigger thing, the Igger, because he's an Indian.

01:09:35.000 It really bothers me.

01:09:36.000 He's like, yo, but for real though, no cat.

01:09:39.000 We have to.

01:09:40.000 You know what he's like?

01:09:40.000 He's like Randy.

01:09:41.000 He's like...

01:09:42.000 He is Randy.

01:09:43.000 Yeah.

01:09:44.000 He's like Randy.

01:09:46.000 Irony.

01:09:47.000 About a poo.

01:09:48.000 Here is a brown man, married to a beautiful brown woman, owns his own business, selling overpriced products to unwitting white people.

01:09:57.000 A poo is not racist.

01:09:59.000 He's the American dream.

01:10:02.000 Yeah.

01:10:03.000 How's that a joke?

01:10:06.000 It makes a good point.

01:10:07.000 Remember that comedian who got a poo canceled?

01:10:10.000 And that was his whole identity?

01:10:11.000 Where is he?

01:10:13.000 Where has he gone?

01:10:15.000 Nowhere, because he's talentless.

01:10:19.000 Canceling gets you a moment in the sun, but if you have nothing to back it up, you go back into the hole.

01:10:25.000 This guy.

01:10:27.000 Hari Kumdabali Kundabolu.

01:10:30.000 Remember him?

01:10:30.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:10:31.000 How are we doing?

01:10:32.000 Ari, let's check on the news.

01:10:35.000 Look, it's all a poo.

01:10:39.000 Search him with news, and I bet nothing's going on.

01:10:42.000 Black eyes from skull fracture is real.

01:10:44.000 It's called raccoon eyes, and it's real.

01:10:46.000 There's also something called battle sign, where you get bruising behind the ears from a skull fracture.

01:10:49.000 People feign all kinds of ways.

01:10:50.000 It's real.

01:10:51.000 It's not a publicity stunt.

01:10:53.000 Maybe I'm wrong.

01:10:54.000 I just, last night, after a few beers, it really felt like it was fake.

01:10:58.000 But I thought you get black eyes if you hit the front of this part of your head because the blood drains down into your eyes.

01:11:04.000 She hit the back of her head.

01:11:06.000 You get raccoon eyes from the back of your head?

01:11:08.000 I thought it was blood draining underneath your skin.

01:11:13.000 Gavo and Keef Daddy, I came across this retarded article on CNN and they shout you out.

01:11:18.000 Retardical.

01:11:21.000 The question of silencing Joe Rogan.

01:11:23.000 So this guy had never heard of him before.

01:11:25.000 He has the stupidest name I've ever heard.

01:11:27.000 I think it's even worse than felonious.

01:11:30.000 Pennial.

01:11:34.000 Pennial?

01:11:35.000 Penile?

01:11:36.000 Penile?

01:11:37.000 Penile.

01:11:38.000 Penial.

01:11:39.000 Penial.

01:11:41.000 Remember that punk band, Rudimentary Peni?

01:11:44.000 It sounds like penial.

01:11:48.000 It sounds like of penis.

01:11:51.000 Like there was a lot of jokes, a lot of them were pineal, and I'm getting a little old to be constantly hearing your pineal and your defecation jokes.

01:12:00.000 Pineal, Latin, to be of penis.

01:12:03.000 Yeah.

01:12:04.000 Oh, I want to suck your cock.

01:12:05.000 Adjective.

01:12:06.000 I want to feel your cock, man.

01:12:08.000 I want to touch it.

01:12:09.000 Can you make this conversation a little less penal, please?

01:12:12.000 God.

01:12:13.000 I have other parts of my body, you know, like my nipples.

01:12:16.000 You've never touched them.

01:12:18.000 Look how erect they are.

01:12:21.000 Penial.

01:12:23.000 You should sue your parents, penial.

01:12:29.000 Can you go get that?

01:12:31.000 Controversy over Joe Rogan, blah, blah, blah.

01:12:35.000 So the headline is, don't pretend you don't know what Joe Rogan is all about.

01:12:40.000 Don't pretend you don't know.

01:12:41.000 That's already clunky writing.

01:12:49.000 You know what Joe Rogan is all about.

01:12:50.000 Don't pretend otherwise.

01:12:52.000 Don't pretend you don't know what Joe Rogan is all about.

01:12:55.000 Stop pretending you are ignorant.

01:12:58.000 Anyway.

01:13:00.000 So he goes on.

01:13:01.000 He's a successful professor, of course.

01:13:05.000 It's not hard.

01:13:07.000 But when he talks about what is really important, which is me, he goes this bizarre sentence that is almost a paragraph long.

01:13:18.000 He goes, they did not want their work to share digital space with the loquacious podcaster.

01:13:25.000 Ooh.

01:13:27.000 I used to think loquacious was slow, but it means talkative.

01:13:32.000 They did not want to share their digital space.

01:13:33.000 So he's talking about the Spotify people, right?

01:13:38.000 They did not want their work to share digital space with a loquacious podcaster, Dash Dash, who, beyond the N-word and misinformation criticisms, has also helped build the profile of Proud Boy's founder, Gavin McInnes, whose group has used violence to foster political support for a racially intolerant agenda.

01:14:00.000 Like, how do I sue someone for saying something like that?

01:14:03.000 It's too ambiguous.

01:14:06.000 So they've used violence to foster support, like, it's not even in English, for a racially intolerant agenda.

01:14:18.000 I mean, I know what he wants you to think when you read that.

01:14:20.000 He wants to think that we beat up people to support systemic racism, which is insane.

01:14:26.000 But in order for me to sue someone, and you know I'm getting real litigious these days, I need you to have said something factually incorrect.

01:14:33.000 I don't know what you've, what's the, there's no facts here.

01:14:38.000 See, that's what they do.

01:14:39.000 They say like tangentially linked to white supremacy.

01:14:42.000 I heard like white supremacist adjacent the other day.

01:14:46.000 That's even more solid than this.

01:14:47.000 Used violence to foster political support for a racially intolerant agenda.

01:14:52.000 I mean, it's just like word poetry at this point.

01:14:56.000 You're not trying to get a point across.

01:14:58.000 You're really just dancing.

01:14:59.000 Oh, look, he's ripping him for Planet of the Apes.

01:15:02.000 Can you imagine that if black people had to go through the same kind of scrutiny that white people have to go through?

01:15:08.000 Imagine this guy, Peneil E. Joseph.

01:15:12.000 In fact, let's look him up.

01:15:14.000 Look up his name with Controversy.

01:15:17.000 What did you do?

01:15:21.000 Controversy over Beloved is so much bigger than one book.

01:15:24.000 This is all his stuff.

01:15:27.000 So we, oh, he's managed to skirt any controversies so far.

01:15:34.000 In depth with Peniel.

01:15:36.000 He might be our new guy.

01:15:40.000 Our new bear the brunt of it guy.

01:15:43.000 Look up In-Depth with Peneil Joseph on C-SPAN.

01:15:51.000 He looks very downsy?

01:15:54.000 He looks very white.

01:15:58.000 Let's see what he does.

01:15:59.000 He looks like Chinese and black.

01:16:02.000 Malaysian.

01:16:03.000 And his 2014...

01:16:05.000 Well, Kwame Touré was born Stokely Carmichael June 29, 1941, in Port of Spain, Trinidad.

01:16:12.000 And he really is going to become a watershed iconic activist of the civil rights and black power era.

01:16:21.000 He's probably most famous for coining the term black power or popularizing that term on June 16, 1966 in Greenwood, Mississippi.

01:16:32.000 And he becomes this icon of the late 1960s.

01:16:37.000 Stokely Carmichael is going to be the most controversial black activist since Malcolm X. Okay, next letter.

01:16:46.000 He gets the fade.

01:16:49.000 Hey, do you remember that pastor that pushed the police out saying out Nazi?

01:16:52.000 He's a Tommy Robinson of Canada.

01:16:54.000 They haven't left him alone yet.

01:16:55.000 I think he just got out of prison and was abused in there.

01:16:59.000 The conditions were brutal.

01:17:02.000 Enrique Tario wants to come on the show and talk about the conditions there.

01:17:04.000 Right.

01:17:05.000 I guess we have to.

01:17:06.000 We should.

01:17:07.000 He's the only one who's seen the conditions and got out.

01:17:09.000 Right.

01:17:10.000 Let's talk about it.

01:17:11.000 He's got a lot of angry proud boys that are not impressed with Enrique.

01:17:17.000 I talked to him after his Tim Pool thing.

01:17:19.000 Uh-huh.

01:17:20.000 And he had just left Tim Pool's, but I was like, hey, man, fucking just saw you on there.

01:17:26.000 He's like, oh, yeah, I just left Tim Pool's.

01:17:29.000 And I was like, I should have called you like 10 minutes ago so I could do the Tim Pool to Tim Pool.

01:17:33.000 I'm like, listen, man, got some pizza.

01:17:35.000 We'll watch Batman.

01:17:36.000 He's been talking about Batman like every show.

01:17:38.000 Like, you sit around, you know, you watch Batman.

01:17:40.000 Like, not like Gotham Sitter.

01:17:42.000 Like, it's, listen.

01:17:44.000 A lot of Batman.

01:17:45.000 Why are you caring about Batman?

01:17:48.000 I can't.

01:17:50.000 Why does he not sell?

01:17:51.000 Batman really, like, it's not a real guy.

01:17:54.000 Yeah.

01:17:55.000 Paul Bazile brought up a great point for once.

01:17:58.000 He said, why doesn't he sell that beanie On his store.

01:18:01.000 For real.

01:18:02.000 Like, what?

01:18:02.000 Yeah.

01:18:03.000 I would absolutely be.

01:18:04.000 I could be him for Halloween.

01:18:05.000 Yeah.

01:18:05.000 So then.

01:18:06.000 I could be him for a Tuesday.

01:18:08.000 This girl includes some links of him, but if you go to his YouTube page, click on the link there.

01:18:14.000 No one talking about Arthur Polowski.

01:18:16.000 I think he's in our Cody Critcholo thing.

01:18:19.000 Cody Canuck.

01:18:20.000 Cody Canuck.

01:18:21.000 I think he's in that, right?

01:18:23.000 The guy himself?

01:18:24.000 Yes.

01:18:25.000 Yeah, so if you go to his YouTube page, go down so people can see the user, because it's too much to cover here.

01:18:30.000 Artur Polowski TV, and you can see that the past two videos are very informative, but it goes on forever.

01:18:41.000 Gavin has a crush.

01:18:42.000 Check out how giddy Gav gets when Michelle Malcolm blows him a kiss.

01:18:45.000 He turns beet red and has a shit-eating grin from ear to ear.

01:18:47.000 You know, he's thinking, man, how can I get my wife and her husband on one of those sketchy single prom planes flying over the Gulf of Alaska?

01:18:55.000 Yeah, that would be the only way if both of our spouses died.

01:18:58.000 And then you go, well, what if I gotten a time machine?

01:19:01.000 See, the problem with fantasizing about getting in a time machine and meeting Michelle Malkin before she met Jesse, which is like 1990, now your kids are dead.

01:19:11.000 So you can't really, and if you don't have kids, you don't understand that any kind of fantasy, whether I've had this fantasy or not, I'm just speaking in general, you have to like get really involved with the logic of it or you can't enjoy it.

01:19:23.000 So I can't pretend or wonder what it would be like to be with any other woman because to wonder that all of a sudden, boop, boop, boop, my kids just cease to be like a back to the future photo by a well.

01:19:35.000 So I don't do it.

01:19:37.000 You know what?

01:19:38.000 The King of Queens.

01:19:43.000 That was very apparent.

01:19:47.000 In King of Queens, what he would do is, can you stop showing that, please?

01:19:52.000 Okay.

01:19:52.000 Can you just see the...

01:19:53.000 Wow, the eyes get tingly.

01:19:56.000 Okay.

01:19:57.000 Sparkly.

01:19:58.000 Sorry.

01:19:58.000 Look at your eyes now.

01:19:59.000 Sorry, I acted unusual when a pretty lady was nice.

01:20:03.000 In King of Queens, what he would do is he'd pretend the only way he could masturbate thinking about other women was to pretend that his wife was in a horrible train accident and died.

01:20:13.000 And then she finds out about that and she thinks it's sweet at first, but then she starts getting pissed off.

01:20:19.000 And then she shows up in one of his fantasies and she survived the train accident and she's all fucked up and bleeding and she goes, so this is what you do.

01:20:28.000 And he's like, how did you get in here?

01:20:31.000 That show is so fucking good.

01:20:34.000 The writing was way too good for normal sitcoms.

01:20:38.000 I hope you're looking up this scene.

01:20:41.000 Maybe it was called Fantasies.

01:20:43.000 Oh, there it is.

01:20:44.000 Doug's Fantasy.

01:20:45.000 Oh, Doug, I'm glad you're here.

01:20:47.000 Can you, hey, Tina, I'm meeting Donna Kara.

01:20:50.000 We're going to play Darts at Calvin Clyde's place.

01:20:52.000 Sure.

01:20:53.000 Great, thanks.

01:20:56.000 Oh, and I won't be back for a few hours, okay?

01:21:04.000 Whoops, I seem to have forgotten my wallet.

01:21:08.000 I don't know how I'm going to pay you.

01:21:11.000 That's very bad news.

01:21:16.000 Is there any other way we could work this out?

01:21:20.000 I'm sure we can think of something.

01:21:27.000 What's the matter?

01:21:29.000 It's just...

01:21:31.000 my wife.

01:21:35.000 She said she won't be back for hours.

01:21:39.000 Right.

01:21:45.000 I can't.

01:21:46.000 Look, I. This isn't a joke.

01:21:48.000 Like, I don't know about you, but all my fantasies have to have plausibility.

01:21:57.000 He just killed his fight.

01:21:59.000 Now, where were we?

01:22:03.000 I thought you said you weren't going to kill me.

01:22:07.000 You didn't mean to.

01:22:08.000 Well, you know what?

01:22:09.000 We had a deal.

01:22:09.000 I had a little party's over with.

01:22:12.000 Out.

01:22:14.000 Out.

01:22:14.000 Look to me.

01:22:15.000 Out.

01:22:17.000 Who's back there?

01:22:19.000 Nobody.

01:22:27.000 There was another great one where his black friend makes a black friend and they get along better because they have more in common.

01:22:34.000 So he has this fantasy where he's a black rights activist and he's wearing the little African hat and he gets up in the podium and he says, I don't know why, but he goes, I think it's time we talked about some reparations.

01:22:49.000 I talked to some dude in LA back when we used to pitch TV and I was like, why is King of Queens so good?

01:22:54.000 It's like I'm watching LeBron James play varsity.

01:22:57.000 And he goes, it's just like the top writers in Hollywood.

01:23:00.000 They're on their third divorce.

01:23:02.000 They need an infusion of money.

01:23:03.000 So they come back to Hollywood and they write a hit show to pay off their bills.

01:23:10.000 That's it.

01:23:11.000 Yeah.

01:23:17.000 Kevin James must have a lot to...

01:23:18.000 Have you ever seen his shorts on his YouTube channel?

01:23:21.000 Oh, yeah.

01:23:22.000 They're fucking hilarious.

01:23:23.000 The sound, the boom mic guy.

01:23:26.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:23:27.000 He puts himself in all these movies.

01:23:28.000 He's a genius.

01:23:31.000 Even the one where it's like the two guys in the hallway, and he's like, you got a little mustard on your lip.

01:23:35.000 Oh.

01:23:36.000 There's a phantasm behind you.

01:23:39.000 Remember that one?

01:23:40.000 No.

01:23:41.000 Oh, my God.

01:23:42.000 So funny.

01:23:42.000 I did this before in New York City.

01:23:44.000 People were dancing to Chickenhead by Project Pat.

01:23:47.000 And I jumped in and started dancing with them and singing the song, which I realized I don't know as well as I thought I did.

01:23:54.000 There it is.

01:23:54.000 Turn it up.

01:23:55.000 And tell me this.

01:23:56.000 Why is there a liquor store on every corner in our neighborhood?

01:24:01.000 Strats.

01:24:02.000 Noah.

01:24:03.000 But that is how the white man keeps us under his boots.

01:24:05.000 Most definitely, Mr. Manny.

01:24:07.000 Yeah.

01:24:07.000 You know what the white man should be giving you?

01:24:10.000 Some reparations.

01:24:18.000 Anyway, quality shit.

01:24:20.000 Our boy Hollowed scared him away from his church.

01:24:23.000 So they would go to the same Latin Mass together, same church.

01:24:27.000 And then Dan was like, hey, man, just want to let you know.

01:24:29.000 I'm a big fan of yours and blah blah blah.

01:24:31.000 And he's like, oh, cool.

01:24:32.000 He takes it very seriously, his faith.

01:24:35.000 Leromeni mentioned it in her Scientology thing.

01:24:37.000 She's like, I couldn't even bring it up to Doug.

01:24:39.000 He was like, so God, so Catholic.

01:24:42.000 And then he just never showed up after that.

01:24:44.000 Whoops.

01:24:45.000 Fuck, Ken.

01:24:49.000 Your anal girl looking great on KXP.

01:24:51.000 Remember I complained about John in the Morning on KEXP and how they ruined it?

01:24:57.000 Yeah.

01:24:58.000 Well, check out the song they were playing today.

01:25:02.000 You ready for this?

01:25:05.000 Wait a minute.

01:25:06.000 Blobs.

01:25:09.000 It's called Talk That Talk and it's by Ivy Soul.

01:25:16.000 S-O-L-E.

01:25:17.000 Now, this is the morning we used to always have it on.

01:25:20.000 Everyone, the whole country had it on in the house.

01:25:23.000 Oh, let's listen to the Stones and the Stranglers and maybe Grandmaster Flash and maybe even like a weird old punk song like Crass.

01:25:34.000 But then they'd mix it up with like fucking Hoosker Dew or the replacements Paul Westerberg.

01:25:40.000 Just like your whole record collection had come to life.

01:25:44.000 And now it's some dude.

01:25:45.000 Everything woke turns to shit.

01:25:47.000 He's only there because he's got an ethnic name and he plays New Soul.

01:25:53.000 Listen to this fucking song.

01:25:54.000 Want to get pumped when you get ready for work?

01:25:56.000 Check out Talk That Talk.

01:26:16.000 Mom music.

01:26:18.000 This is my mom making mints and tatties in the kitchen.

01:26:25.000 It's senior citizen women music.

01:26:28.000 It's New Soul.

01:26:30.000 Fuck off.

01:26:32.000 Anyway, he's done.

01:26:33.000 John in the morning comes in at 10.

01:26:35.000 No one's around anymore.

01:26:36.000 I mean, maybe in Seattle and the West Coast, they still get good music.

01:26:39.000 And the rest of KXP is still great.

01:26:41.000 They just ruined everyone on the East Coast's morning.

01:26:44.000 But here is your Amel girl looking great on KXP.

01:26:48.000 That's another one I can't fantasize about because I have to kill my kids.

01:26:53.000 Well, the kids can survive.

01:26:56.000 It's a fantasy.

01:26:58.000 No.

01:27:00.000 Well, the only way I could be with her today is if I get divorced and that hurts the kids.

01:27:05.000 Oh.

01:27:06.000 I don't want to get divorced.

01:27:07.000 And the only way I could go before I met my wife, I could be with her, but then now my kids were never born.

01:27:13.000 Fantasies are too complicated.

01:27:15.000 Can't do them.

01:27:16.000 Can't do them.

01:27:19.000 But I'll tell you what fantasy you can do.

01:27:21.000 Your wife becoming an insatiable sex whore.

01:27:25.000 Where you're just like, lady, you got to calm down.

01:27:32.000 She's so, she's literally cool.

01:27:39.000 I like their set.

01:27:41.000 KXP's set.

01:27:43.000 It's real garage.

01:27:44.000 It looks like everyone's jam space in their basement.

01:27:49.000 KXP's a classy act besides ruining John in the morning, you fucking politically correct dorks.

01:27:57.000 And they have black DJs on KXP who play rap and stuff and are good.

01:28:01.000 They just chose this fucking dunce.

01:28:04.000 Forget his name.

01:28:05.000 He's just annoying to look at.

01:28:06.000 He wears a big floppy jazz hat because he's bald.

01:28:10.000 He kind of reminds me of Sasha Jenkins, actually.

01:28:25.000 Okay.

01:28:26.000 Jump to her lyrics.

01:28:28.000 Vocals.

01:28:45.000 Fantastic.

01:28:46.000 All right, last one.

01:28:49.000 No, that's not an interesting one.

01:28:51.000 Some guy.

01:28:54.000 Okay, well, this will make this last one.

01:28:56.000 It kind of bookends the whole show.

01:28:59.000 I'm currently on Color Stand by.

01:29:00.000 It's my second attempt.

01:29:01.000 I know the show is almost over, so here's some details.

01:29:02.000 I'll try again next week.

01:29:03.000 Hope to get on.

01:29:04.000 All of a sudden, I'm talking like Destiny.

01:29:06.000 I have an interesting perspective that I hope is wrong.

01:29:08.000 Canadians might be playing directly into Trudeau's hand.

01:29:13.000 His confidence and bad acting is a tell.

01:29:16.000 I could very well be correct.

01:29:18.000 As you know, he has doubled down once again.

01:29:21.000 I can explain the talking points that has pretty much to do with zero rights and freedoms.

01:29:27.000 See attached.

01:29:28.000 The document that was signed by a premier, Scott Moe, on September 13th, 2021.

01:29:32.000 When I read it, it felt like a nothing burger until the trucker convoy rolling into Ottawa.

01:29:37.000 Figured since you go up there, you might find this interesting.

01:29:38.000 That is if you were blah, blah, blah.

01:29:41.000 And so this document that he includes is a minister's order.

01:29:45.000 By order of the lieutenant governor and council, a declaration of emergency has been made for the province of Saskatchewan to address the COVID-19 public health emergency.

01:29:55.000 So in other words, the government's desperate, always desperate for more control, especially if your father's Fidel Castro, and we might be playing into his hands by giving him an excuse to declare a state of emergency.

01:30:08.000 Well, okay.

01:30:09.000 Then what do you have?

01:30:10.000 A fucking civil war?

01:30:11.000 What are you supposed to do?

01:30:12.000 Not act out lest they declare a state of emergency?

01:30:16.000 There has been a lot of strange legislation, though, getting signed while all this shit is going on.

01:30:24.000 So I think it's a good hunch that something very fishy do.

01:30:33.000 Okay, someone just sent in a letter right now.

01:30:37.000 And Project Veritas, apparently, this was just released, is investigating inflated COVID numbers.

01:30:44.000 And they did such a good job that the FBI is getting involved.

01:30:50.000 So you can watch that on your own time.

01:30:52.000 That is on the Project Veritas page, is it?

01:30:57.000 Yes.

01:30:58.000 Great.

01:30:59.000 Okay, let's Get to the final video.

01:31:22.000 This was a big fire, and two guys got together to save a lady.

01:31:27.000 Saved a lady and a baby.

01:31:33.000 Now, I've watched this a few times.

01:31:36.000 Maybe you have too.

01:31:36.000 It's been around for a while now, but this ain't easy.

01:31:39.000 So I guess, what is that?

01:31:41.000 Is that a baby?

01:31:42.000 Go back.

01:31:44.000 Zoom in.

01:31:46.000 Do my bidding.

01:31:52.000 Stop when it's the baby.

01:31:58.000 No.

01:31:59.000 Dude.

01:32:00.000 What are you doing?

01:32:02.000 What is that?

01:32:02.000 Baby pictures?

01:32:03.000 What are you fucking handing down?

01:32:06.000 All right, that's a little annoying, but the physics of this are not easy.

01:32:11.000 Because you want to hold on to your window.

01:32:13.000 You're worried her mate, like, what if she just jumped out right now?

01:32:17.000 If you held her, you'd be going down with her.

01:32:20.000 So you're bracing yourself with one hand, right?

01:32:23.000 Making sure you stand on the windowsill.

01:32:26.000 They've got her leg.

01:32:30.000 So what is he doing there?

01:32:32.000 And then this is a really smart way to do it.

01:32:34.000 Just sort of slink her down, get her legs.

01:32:36.000 Ooh, that was a touch and go moment there, too.

01:32:39.000 That all could have gone to shit right there.

01:32:41.000 Go back.

01:32:44.000 That moment where.

01:32:47.000 Okay, this is all easy.

01:32:48.000 This is easy.

01:32:49.000 This is easy.

01:32:50.000 This is scary.

01:32:50.000 Right there.

01:32:51.000 Right there.

01:32:53.000 Right there.

01:32:54.000 She goes back.

01:32:55.000 Everyone's dead.

01:32:56.000 Yep.

01:32:59.000 Isn't it great to see men doing justice, being brave, standing up for themselves, standing up for others, doing the right thing?

01:33:07.000 That's what we're going to do this weekend, folks.

01:33:09.000 Let's commit to doing the right thing, to not ignoring danger, to not ignore someone getting yelled at, to not ignore someone putting a cup down.

01:33:17.000 I went to the subway the other day.

01:33:18.000 Someone just puts a cup down and walks away.

01:33:23.000 I showed up later and saw the cup there, but I just thought, I couldn't conceive of someone going, ah.

01:33:29.000 Or in front of our studio, on the street, there's just like a container for like a burger and fries that someone just plopped.

01:33:34.000 So they finished their burger and just went plop.

01:33:37.000 Like, let's start policing our own communities this weekend and saying, hey, hey, hey, no, no, no, you're not double parking here.

01:33:45.000 You're blocking that guy in.

01:33:46.000 Let's do the right thing this weekend.

01:33:49.000 And if that has consequences, that's life.

01:33:54.000 Get fired.

01:33:54.000 Get in trouble.

01:33:55.000 Be brave.

01:33:56.000 And never stop fighting.

01:34:12.000 And they say Big Joel put up a forest fire.

01:34:14.000 Halfway between Manfrew and Old Rampire.

01:34:17.000 It was fifty miles away down the round spit balls.

01:34:19.000 But he rounded up the fire with mouse balls.

01:34:34.000 We get the cross like fast.

01:34:35.000 But he threw it on the ground instead of candy.

01:34:38.000 So we covered it over with mouse.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 11, 2022

S4E87 - BIG JOE MUFFERAW

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