Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E89 - HILLARY SPIED PEOPLE DIED

00:00:03.000 No favors No favors if she was flavored I won't save her No taste butts oh later live from New York.

00:05:14.000 pretends to be this benign groovy guy i am no you're not you're a shit stain it's just little pete davidson i haven't changed since i was on staten island my dad died 9-11.

00:06:25.000 guy have you seen your tattoos i'm a little loco yeah Remember when you told Kanye to get on his meds and said, You're on meds too?

00:06:34.000 It's awesome.

00:06:35.000 It's no big deal.

00:06:37.000 Yeah.

00:06:37.000 I'm not consistent.

00:06:39.000 I just, you know, I'm just a dude.

00:06:42.000 Fuck off.

00:06:43.000 Just little P.D. Davidson.

00:06:45.000 Just a regular guy.

00:06:46.000 Okay.

00:06:47.000 Walking through life.

00:06:48.000 Huh?

00:06:49.000 Ho-hum.

00:06:50.000 I'm friends with MGK.

00:06:52.000 That's pretty cool.

00:06:52.000 He was in the new jackass, too.

00:06:55.000 Okay.

00:06:56.000 He's a rapper.

00:06:57.000 Please leave.

00:06:58.000 Okay.

00:07:00.000 New York City is back.

00:07:02.000 This is kind of an old clip, but there are officially no laws in this city.

00:07:07.000 You can do whatever you want.

00:07:09.000 You could stab a chick.

00:07:12.000 There's a woman, Chinese woman, who was just killed.

00:07:14.000 That was yesterday's front page of the post by this weird career criminal homeless black guy who looks like an animal.

00:07:21.000 He doesn't look like a person.

00:07:23.000 He looks like someone who should not be around.

00:07:26.000 And he followed her into her apartment, stabbed her 40 times.

00:07:30.000 Stabbed her for so long.

00:07:32.000 He followed her into her apartment, like pushed her into it as she got in.

00:07:36.000 She was probably worried about being racist when she saw him come into her building and she didn't say anything.

00:07:42.000 And he pushed her into her apartment, grabbed a knife, stabbed her 40 times.

00:07:46.000 He was stabbing her for so long.

00:07:48.000 Look at him.

00:07:49.000 Doesn't that look like a weird kind of like a honey badger or something?

00:07:55.000 Yeah.

00:07:56.000 Like, did his mom fuck a honey badger?

00:07:58.000 Like an animal that you wouldn't feel bad, like, you know.

00:08:02.000 Like, you wouldn't eat it.

00:08:03.000 It looks like food.

00:08:05.000 Yeah.

00:08:05.000 Well, I don't know.

00:08:07.000 It's like kind of like a raccoon.

00:08:09.000 Yeah.

00:08:09.000 That's an unfortunate thing.

00:08:10.000 You wouldn't eat him.

00:08:11.000 It's very bitter, but what you would do is you'd wear his pelt on your head.

00:08:16.000 Yeah.

00:08:16.000 Hillbillies would definitely eat him.

00:08:18.000 Yeah, he's a raccoon cap.

00:08:19.000 But like regular, like tourists would go eat him, but like they'll be like in the tiny China, ironically.

00:08:24.000 That's probably why he stabbed her so many times because he was sick of the Chinese eating weird animals.

00:08:30.000 Because he knew he was next.

00:08:32.000 This is a redemption story.

00:08:34.000 Yeah, we're on his side.

00:08:35.000 Fight back, animals.

00:08:38.000 As an animal rights activist, I support him.

00:08:41.000 I'm pro-Badger.

00:08:42.000 Oh, that sucks.

00:08:44.000 No, that's not so funny.

00:08:45.000 No, it takes all the fun away.

00:08:47.000 It's not being investigated as a hate crime, although that's not off the table.

00:08:50.000 But the SPLC, no, no interest.

00:08:52.000 No, no, no.

00:08:53.000 I don't want to criticize African Americans.

00:08:56.000 I was thinking about that this morning.

00:08:57.000 There's all these people, they watch my show, and they obsessively research Proud Boys, and they found that Oath Keepers once stepped on a packet of chips, and it kind of sounded like the bang kind of sounded like the N-word.

00:09:12.000 So what they do is they analyze the far right for hate.

00:09:19.000 No interest in jihadist hate.

00:09:21.000 No interest in black hate.

00:09:22.000 So you only look at one race and you analyze, basically your job, I mentioned this on Getter, your job is to catch whites behaving badly, which is racist.

00:09:34.000 So your entire vocation is dedicated to anti-racism, and at the same time, it's racist.

00:09:41.000 You fucking loser pussy moron.

00:09:46.000 What's this now?

00:09:48.000 York is back.

00:09:51.000 Oh yeah, that's the video.

00:09:53.000 Look at that.

00:09:55.000 Um, why are you nude for an ass tattoo?

00:10:02.000 Help me out here.

00:10:04.000 Is this performance art?

00:10:06.000 It kind of seems like it.

00:10:09.000 I am gay.

00:10:14.000 But if it's performance art, they can't film it.

00:10:16.000 They're really strict about filming in the subway.

00:10:18.000 What a weird takeaway, Gavin.

00:10:20.000 Why does he have one boot on?

00:10:21.000 He has one boot on on his right foot, and then this other boot is like four feet ahead of him.

00:10:26.000 Yeah, it's set up for real.

00:10:29.000 So what is it?

00:10:31.000 Either it was made just for this video or it was made for a different video.

00:10:37.000 It's going to be part of a b-roll for a rap video?

00:10:40.000 Yeah, it could be like this meta sort of thing where it's like, I want this to be a video, but I'm not going to record it.

00:10:44.000 I'll have people record it and just have it go viral.

00:10:47.000 Okay, well, it did.

00:10:50.000 Also, in people fucking me over.

00:10:54.000 This is a tough segue.

00:10:56.000 This building is the largest hotel in the world being built in Saudi Arabia.

00:11:00.000 It's not that ugly, but you know how I feel about the Middle East.

00:11:03.000 It's all my money.

00:11:05.000 This is me.

00:11:07.000 We should be fracking.

00:11:09.000 We should be independent.

00:11:10.000 We should have ethical oil, as Ezra Levant says.

00:11:13.000 We insist on buying oil from people who murder gays and treat women like second-class citizens.

00:11:19.000 Oh, those are gay murder pads.

00:11:24.000 Hopads.

00:11:25.000 They leave them there to cook until they jump off on their own.

00:11:28.000 That's smart.

00:11:29.000 Then they're not pushing anybody off.

00:11:31.000 Yeah, you did it.

00:11:32.000 They get dropped off with a helicopter.

00:11:34.000 As you can see, there's no exit.

00:11:36.000 So they sunburn slowly at 110 degrees, and then they either just lie there and are burnt to a crisp, or they jump off.

00:11:45.000 That's great.

00:11:46.000 Yeah, it's cool.

00:11:47.000 It's like, we're just showing you extended hospitality, and you jumped.

00:11:52.000 That's on you.

00:11:52.000 Who the fuck?

00:11:53.000 Why would you go to Saudi Arabia?

00:11:56.000 Like, Zubi, he lived there, right?

00:11:58.000 For his whole life.

00:12:00.000 What?

00:12:02.000 You can't go outside.

00:12:03.000 It's too fucking hot.

00:12:06.000 And you can't drink.

00:12:07.000 My two favorite things are going outside and drinking.

00:12:10.000 You take those away?

00:12:11.000 What have you got?

00:12:15.000 How is it...

00:12:15.000 Why?

00:12:16.000 Are there going to be 10,000 people that want a room?

00:12:19.000 Or maybe it's 100,000?

00:12:20.000 What does that say?

00:12:22.000 I can't believe there's that many people that want to visit Saudi Arabia.

00:12:25.000 10,000 rooms.

00:12:26.000 Yeah, no.

00:12:27.000 No.

00:12:30.000 Maybe conferences?

00:12:31.000 No.

00:12:31.000 Okay, sorry.

00:12:33.000 Here's the big story today.

00:12:36.000 Which I guess we're starting the show.

00:12:38.000 All right, let's start the show.

00:12:39.000 Come on, Truck.

00:12:41.000 Yes, yes, yes.

00:12:42.000 I'm summoning you.

00:12:43.000 I want you.

00:12:44.000 See, it's yesterday.

00:12:45.000 I need you.

00:12:46.000 Unfortunately, we didn't start the show yesterday, and I was worried, and I was sad about that.

00:12:50.000 But now, it's fun because we get to start the show.

00:12:52.000 All right, let's start it.

00:12:53.000 Come on, Truck.

00:12:54.000 All right.

00:12:54.000 Come on, buddy.

00:12:57.000 There we go.

00:12:58.000 Whoa.

00:13:01.000 Donald Trump.

00:13:02.000 Hey, whoa, he's flying away on a Boogo.

00:13:04.000 3, 2, 1, and Biden.

00:13:11.000 My wife said to me this morning, is this a big deal?

00:13:14.000 And I go, Yeah, but it's also ancient news, right?

00:13:19.000 Are we such news nerds?

00:13:22.000 Nerds?

00:13:24.000 What's a fun way for news nerds to say news nerds?

00:13:26.000 Nerods.

00:13:28.000 N-E-R-W-D-S.

00:13:29.000 Nerods.

00:13:31.000 Period.

00:13:32.000 That guy's such a nerd.

00:13:34.000 Periodorkeles?

00:13:36.000 Well, that's pretty good.

00:13:40.000 Former director of national intelligence, John Ratcliffe, said on Monday that he expects to see quite, this is in quotes, quite a few more indictments come out of special counsel John Germs' inquiry into the origins of the FBI's Russia gate probe.

00:13:54.000 So Hillary Clinton wanted Donald Trump to look bad, so she knowingly invented a story where he was working with Russia.

00:14:04.000 Now, how do you get juice on that?

00:14:07.000 Well, you have a fake dossier that's used to justify spying on them.

00:14:11.000 They make it look like they're an international threat because they're working with Putin, which, of course, the DNC ran with hookline and sinker.

00:14:19.000 I'm sorry, the media ran with that hookline and sinker.

00:14:23.000 How many montages have you seen of CNN saying the word Russia?

00:14:27.000 It's like thousands.

00:14:29.000 I watched CNN for a couple days back when Trump was running, and it was absolutely relentless.

00:14:37.000 Non-stop.

00:14:38.000 Russia, Russia, Russia, Russia.

00:14:41.000 And she was spying on him.

00:14:42.000 And then we had, remember we had Donald Trump on 60 Minutes, and he goes, Hillary spied on my campaign.

00:14:49.000 And she goes, we can't verify.

00:14:51.000 This is 60 Minutes, Donald.

00:14:53.000 We don't fuck around here.

00:14:55.000 No, you don't do your job is what you don't do.

00:14:58.000 You do fuck around here.

00:14:59.000 Yeah, all you do is fuck around and find out.

00:15:03.000 This is what Trump does.

00:15:05.000 He plays dumb.

00:15:06.000 This is his 4D chess move.

00:15:08.000 He plays dumb.

00:15:09.000 He finds out something from a very reliable source.

00:15:11.000 He double and triple verifies it.

00:15:13.000 And then he makes it look like it's a weird hunch.

00:15:16.000 Like, I wouldn't be surprised if they were spying on my campaign.

00:15:18.000 I'm serious.

00:15:19.000 I bet they are.

00:15:20.000 And then it turns out to be true.

00:15:24.000 It's a good game to play because then everyone goes, he's stupid.

00:15:28.000 He's crazy.

00:15:28.000 And everyone who knows him goes, yeah.

00:15:30.000 Crazy like a fox.

00:15:34.000 So will this, what's frustrating about this is will this affect the left's view of their own side?

00:15:39.000 If Biden doesn't throw them off, nothing will.

00:15:42.000 Can you get worse than Joe Biden?

00:15:44.000 Let's go to my pet Biden, shall we?

00:15:47.000 We shall.

00:15:49.000 That's way down.

00:15:53.000 Biden.

00:15:54.000 On him I can depend.

00:15:56.000 My pet.

00:15:57.000 Biden.

00:15:58.000 A monster of a president.

00:16:00.000 He's big and blue and sleepy.

00:16:02.000 But a friendly monster too.

00:16:05.000 My pet.

00:16:06.000 Biden.

00:16:06.000 Wait, what?

00:16:07.000 That doesn't rhyme.

00:16:12.000 Can you hear me while that's playing?

00:16:14.000 Yep.

00:16:16.000 And we could add some fun stuff there.

00:16:18.000 Oh, yeah.

00:16:20.000 Jim Downey.

00:16:22.000 Jim Downey is, I would consider him a friend.

00:16:24.000 He wrote for SNL for the funny years during Phil Hartman and all that.

00:16:29.000 He did the Eddie Murphy sketch, White Like Me.

00:16:33.000 He's the guy when Eddie Murphy tries to buy a paper and he goes, what are you doing?

00:16:37.000 There's no one around.

00:16:38.000 Just take it.

00:16:38.000 Take it.

00:16:39.000 He's also in the Adam Sandler thing when he says, what you just said made absolutely no sense.

00:16:45.000 We're all stupider.

00:16:46.000 That's Jim Downey.

00:16:47.000 Oh, yeah.

00:16:47.000 I award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul.

00:16:50.000 Yeah.

00:16:51.000 Which he wrote.

00:16:52.000 Great guy.

00:16:53.000 That's hilarious.

00:16:54.000 He always told me, he goes, I'm going to get you on SNL.

00:16:56.000 You're going to be a major player.

00:16:57.000 You're going to be on SNL.

00:16:58.000 And I'm like, Jim, absolutely impossible.

00:17:03.000 Unfathomable.

00:17:04.000 Lauren Michaels could be blowing me.

00:17:08.000 And Lauren Michaels couldn't get me on SNL.

00:17:11.000 Seriously.

00:17:12.000 I know I just blew you, but I'm not going to be able to get you on the show.

00:17:19.000 So go to 4-5.

00:17:20.000 Let's try to see if we can figure out what he's saying, guys.

00:17:23.000 Let's do this together.

00:17:24.000 Ready?

00:17:25.000 You know, you should have peace of mind.

00:17:27.000 Agreed.

00:17:28.000 I know food prices are up.

00:17:30.000 We're working to bring them down.

00:17:31.000 I said I grew up in a family where the price at the pump went up.

00:17:34.000 You filled it.

00:17:35.000 And I understand.

00:17:36.000 But these things are necessities.

00:17:39.000 We're working to bring down prices where they're not totally what families, in fact, have to pay.

00:17:46.000 What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard.

00:17:52.000 At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought.

00:18:03.000 Kate, I was with Joe for 75% of that.

00:18:08.000 I come from a family where increased gas prices hurt us.

00:18:12.000 I don't believe you, by the way, but at least I understand.

00:18:16.000 I'm not saying she should have killed it, but I understand.

00:18:20.000 But then we got to the word necessities, and it all fell apart.

00:18:26.000 Yeah.

00:18:27.000 Oh, great.

00:18:28.000 Pete's back.

00:18:30.000 I think, you know, that's how you talk when you're drunk, too.

00:18:32.000 You start out with something that's valid, like, look, man, I grew up in a family.

00:18:37.000 We were poor.

00:18:38.000 And if gas price went up, food prices went up.

00:18:41.000 And then you start wandering and you forget what you were talking about.

00:18:44.000 And the second half of what you're saying is, these things are necessities.

00:18:49.000 And oh, gosh, so much yelling.

00:18:53.000 You need to get it.

00:18:54.000 Because if you don't, then what?

00:18:57.000 What are you going to combine gas and food and get gas on your food?

00:19:00.000 You die.

00:19:01.000 You would die.

00:19:03.000 He's like, my grandma died.

00:19:09.000 Let's try it one more time.

00:19:10.000 And can you pause it?

00:19:11.000 Because I want to follow him.

00:19:13.000 It's funny.

00:19:14.000 You know what he is?

00:19:15.000 Holy shit, I just cracked myself up.

00:19:17.000 He's the new New York Times puzzle.

00:19:20.000 We had Suducco.

00:19:21.000 We have that thrupple or that Thurtle Turtle game where you have three guesses to get the word.

00:19:28.000 And then there's Joeisms.

00:19:31.000 Oh, actually, I'm stealing that from Kyle Dunnegan.

00:19:34.000 He has a whole game show on his show where they get points if they can figure out what the fuck he just said.

00:19:40.000 And it's hosted by Joe Biden.

00:19:42.000 I think it's called What Was The What I Just Said?

00:19:45.000 Something like that.

00:19:46.000 What was the What I Just Said?

00:19:48.000 Something like that.

00:19:48.000 That's pretty good.

00:19:49.000 Okay, but let's go back to play this new fun brain teaser.

00:19:54.000 Okay.

00:19:55.000 It's like a maze.

00:19:57.000 It's like Scrabble.

00:19:59.000 It's like Wheel of Fortune.

00:20:01.000 What did you do?

00:20:02.000 Biden.

00:20:03.000 Hello?

00:20:04.000 I'm trying to download it so I could pause it.

00:20:07.000 Well, you can't pause it just by clicking on it?

00:20:10.000 Like I can on a phone?

00:20:12.000 Let's see.

00:20:13.000 Okay.

00:20:14.000 I totally understand all of this price at the pump.

00:20:17.000 These things are necessities.

00:20:19.000 Is he trying to say that, yes, we are fighting to keep gas and food down, but you guys are bitching about stuff like hairspray and cologne, which are not necessities.

00:20:30.000 And I know that's going up, but we're focused on food and gas.

00:20:34.000 Is that what you're saying?

00:20:40.000 Is that we're in a situation now where you should have peace of mind.

00:20:47.000 I know food prices are up, and we're working to bring it down.

00:20:50.000 I grew up in a family where the price at the pump went up, you filled it.

00:20:54.000 And I understand.

00:20:55.000 Stop.

00:20:56.000 But these things are necessities.

00:20:58.000 But these things are necessities.

00:21:01.000 What does he mean, but?

00:21:03.000 But these things are necessities?

00:21:05.000 That's not how you use but.

00:21:08.000 I love you.

00:21:08.000 I think you're wonderful.

00:21:10.000 But now it's something that doesn't relate to I love you and I think you're wonderful.

00:21:15.000 You have to leave.

00:21:16.000 Oh, but that would seem to contradict the first thing.

00:21:19.000 Yeah, I know.

00:21:19.000 That's the funny thing about but.

00:21:21.000 It's the opposite of and.

00:21:24.000 It means there's some bad news coming up.

00:21:26.000 Hey, man, I know you said I'd never shoot you, but these things are necessities, but just kill the butt, and we're still making sense.

00:21:38.000 So kill but, these things are necessities.

00:21:40.000 Agreed.

00:21:41.000 So it's only one bad word.

00:21:43.000 It's a pretty big word, though, but yeah, one bad word so far.

00:21:47.000 We're working to bring down prices where they're not totally what families, in fact, have to pay to.

00:21:54.000 Stop.

00:21:55.000 Wait.

00:21:55.000 We're working to bring down prices.

00:22:00.000 I am having a lot.

00:22:02.000 I consider myself one of the top Biden translators in the country.

00:22:07.000 I'm gifted.

00:22:08.000 It's divine intervention.

00:22:09.000 I think God wants people to understand Biden.

00:22:11.000 Maybe God doesn't like that Biden is so misunderstood, and he's chosen me to speak Biden.

00:22:19.000 But I got to say, that's a toughie.

00:22:22.000 Are you able to go back?

00:22:25.000 I could reload.

00:22:26.000 These things are necessity.

00:22:28.000 So I'm going to just say butt was an accident, right?

00:22:31.000 But then I get lost.

00:22:34.000 We're in a situation now where you should have peace of mind.

00:22:39.000 Okay, we've got all this.

00:22:40.000 I know food prices are up.

00:22:42.000 We're working to bring them down.

00:22:43.000 I said I grew up in a family where the price of the pump went up, you filled it.

00:22:47.000 And I understand.

00:22:49.000 But these things are necessities.

00:22:51.000 We're going to lose it.

00:22:51.000 We're working to bring down prices where they're not totally what families, in fact, have to pay.

00:22:59.000 Bringing down prices to a point where, in fact, they're not what families have to pay.

00:23:04.000 Is that all redundant?

00:23:05.000 Does he just mean we're going to try to bring down prices?

00:23:07.000 I think that might be it.

00:23:09.000 He's just added about 30 words to something that doesn't need any.

00:23:14.000 It should just be, look, man.

00:23:16.000 Look, man, I'm Tim Poole.

00:23:20.000 These prices.

00:23:21.000 I can't do a Tim Poole win.

00:23:22.000 Hey, it's crazy.

00:23:23.000 It's crazy, man.

00:23:24.000 Look, man, we're watching Batman, you know, playing anime, watching the Japanese cartoons, man.

00:23:31.000 It's crazy.

00:23:32.000 I'm not that guy.

00:23:34.000 Look, I understand prices are up.

00:23:36.000 Gas, food, necessities.

00:23:38.000 I grew up in a family where those kind of necessities being overpriced really hurt you, especially gas.

00:23:44.000 But you have to understand that we are working to bring down the price of these necessities.

00:23:50.000 Thank you.

00:23:50.000 Good night.

00:23:52.000 I think that's what he was going for, but he was so drunk, and when I say drunk, I mean senile, that he added extra words, extra colors to a painting.

00:24:02.000 He doesn't make sense, man.

00:24:03.000 It's crazy.

00:24:04.000 Like, why does the president not make sense?

00:24:07.000 It gets me enraged.

00:24:09.000 We got to get you a Tim Poole Beanie, Tim.

00:24:11.000 I've never seen you with the fluorescent oil.

00:24:13.000 Oh, this is like.

00:24:14.000 Why were you wearing a suit?

00:24:16.000 Why was...

00:24:17.000 Well, you're not Ryan, but my co-worker was wearing a suit yesterday, and today he's dressed like a construction worker.

00:24:24.000 ACDC shirt.

00:24:25.000 Big fan.

00:24:26.000 My mom got this for me for Christmas.

00:24:28.000 I was really excited.

00:24:29.000 I was like, that's great, man.

00:24:30.000 Like, I love them.

00:24:31.000 But I do get angry, and when I do, I sound like this.

00:24:37.000 It's crazy.

00:24:38.000 It gets me so enraged.

00:24:40.000 Biden whispers.

00:24:42.000 Whisper.

00:24:46.000 And then 4-7.

00:24:50.000 I think 4-6 is just a defense of the crackpipes.

00:24:52.000 That's kind of an old story we already discussed, right?

00:24:55.000 I said that I kind of get it in a sad way.

00:24:59.000 Oh, yeah, that was...

00:25:00.000 No, this is something totally different.

00:25:01.000 Sorry.

00:25:02.000 Again, it's Tim.

00:25:04.000 We sure talk about him more than he talks about us, huh?

00:25:07.000 Snopes be like, well, you can read this, Tim.

00:25:09.000 Snopes be like, is Biden's admin funding the distribution of crackpipes?

00:25:14.000 Mostly false.

00:25:16.000 He's also giving out syringes in addition to crackpipes.

00:25:19.000 The fuck?

00:25:21.000 Yep.

00:25:21.000 I don't know how he curses because he blanks it out on his YouTube.

00:25:25.000 Does he?

00:25:26.000 Yeah, he saves his curses for the behind the paywall.

00:25:28.000 Ooh, that's your reward.

00:25:30.000 If you pay me, I'll say fuck.

00:25:32.000 He thinks he's going to get, like, I guess it's for demonetization or something.

00:25:37.000 By the way, I'm going to be gone most of next week.

00:25:39.000 I think I can still do Wednesdays and Thursdays show.

00:25:43.000 Maybe not.

00:25:45.000 But I have access to the old TGMSs, so I can just show those when we leave.

00:25:51.000 As well as Censored.tv presents and some other fun nuggets.

00:25:55.000 We've been going through all these old hard drives, and we found tons of shit.

00:25:59.000 Lots and lots of home Movies for my kids, but also a documentary I did on my computer with Penny Rimbaud from CRASS.

00:26:08.000 All my old podcasts from Can I Ask You a Question?

00:26:12.000 We should just put those up in a big ball because they're available online.

00:26:16.000 And free speeches.

00:26:18.000 Okay, 4-7, this is our last My Pet Biden.

00:26:22.000 That's right.

00:26:24.000 Oh, we already showed this.

00:26:26.000 Oh, yes, we do.

00:26:27.000 This is where they didn't kiss his ass enough.

00:26:30.000 All right, let's jump over to the Olympics.

00:26:34.000 Just one quick thing.

00:26:37.000 This is ancient Chinese secret by now, but don't you love this black woman?

00:26:43.000 I love it.

00:26:45.000 This is what I've been screaming for so long.

00:26:47.000 Like, what racist is mad when she moves in next door?

00:26:53.000 If this woman is having trouble as a black American, you know what she should just say?

00:26:57.000 I'm not.

00:26:59.000 Hey, we don't want no Negroes on this block.

00:27:03.000 I'm not black.

00:27:04.000 Oh, okay.

00:27:05.000 Well, if you see any, let me know.

00:27:08.000 Move along.

00:27:10.000 Tough life.

00:27:11.000 Tough life.

00:27:12.000 Happy Black History Month.

00:27:13.000 Kelly Curtis is making history.

00:27:15.000 I saw a picture of her parents.

00:27:17.000 Maybe you sent me that.

00:27:18.000 And her parents are white as ghosts.

00:27:22.000 Kelly Curtis making history at the Winter Olympics was the first black woman to compete on Team Yose's skeleton team.

00:27:29.000 I saw a racist where some guy said it.

00:27:32.000 Somebody said this.

00:27:32.000 Yeah, look at that.

00:27:33.000 I'd love it if all blacks competed.

00:27:36.000 It's cut off.

00:27:36.000 Personally, I'd love if all blacks in the U.S. were represented in, quote, skeleton.

00:27:40.000 Yeah, that's terrible.

00:27:41.000 That's terrible.

00:27:42.000 That's terrible not.

00:27:44.000 What is her story?

00:27:45.000 Not that I give a flying fuck, but this is the state of modern racism.

00:27:50.000 And you know what we're getting to?

00:27:51.000 We're already there in many ways.

00:27:52.000 We're going to start seeing men talking about the struggle, the female struggle, how hard it is.

00:27:57.000 And it'll just be me shaven, or sometimes not even, with long hair going, yeah, it sucks being a woman.

00:28:05.000 It's so hard.

00:28:08.000 I get raped.

00:28:10.000 Wait, she does have like a crossover, like not only transracial, but she looks a little transy, too.

00:28:15.000 She looks like my friend Tim Farrar.

00:28:17.000 Like, identical.

00:28:19.000 She's got a little bit of kink, more than Rosa Parks.

00:28:25.000 Look at her.

00:28:26.000 What is she, like, a 20th?

00:28:29.000 She's kind of hot and ugly at the same time.

00:28:33.000 Look up her parents.

00:28:36.000 Kelly Curtis.

00:28:38.000 You know my theory that Rosa Parks isn't black.

00:28:40.000 Bally Jarrett, too.

00:28:41.000 Her parents look white as can be.

00:28:47.000 Oh, wow, yeah.

00:28:48.000 So do you get to say that?

00:28:50.000 Like, where do we draw the line?

00:28:51.000 I thought the problem with racism is that you're judged by the way you look.

00:28:55.000 That man looks Jewish, maybe Egyptian.

00:28:58.000 That woman is in the dictionary under white.

00:29:01.000 What's happening here?

00:29:04.000 Actually, that guy looks like Klaus Schwab.

00:29:07.000 Oh, yeah.

00:29:08.000 Is he black?

00:29:09.000 Maybe he's mulatto?

00:29:14.000 Kelly Curtis was born to her parents, John and Curtis's father.

00:29:17.000 John Curtis is a former NFL player.

00:29:19.000 John was in New York City.

00:29:20.000 He met his wife, blah, blah, blah.

00:29:21.000 He also worked as an athletic director.

00:29:23.000 He once served blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:29:24.000 Yeah.

00:29:25.000 Is he black, though?

00:29:26.000 I mean, if he was in the NFL, it's probably like honorary black.

00:29:30.000 Ethnicity.

00:29:31.000 She holds the American nationality, belongs to mixed ethnicity.

00:29:33.000 She's the youngest member of the family.

00:29:34.000 She has two brothers, Jim and Jay, who are both athletic.

00:29:37.000 So her ethnicity is she comes from an athletic family.

00:29:40.000 That's now an ethnicity.

00:29:43.000 Though she grew up in an athletic environment, her parents never thought she would be part of the skeleton.

00:29:46.000 What the fuck is the skeleton?

00:29:48.000 I don't know.

00:29:48.000 She came across.

00:29:49.000 So, yeah, I don't know what the fuck's going on.

00:29:51.000 It's just funny.

00:29:52.000 Let me type in.

00:29:53.000 That's sort of what I was talking about the other day, where just enjoy the comedy that God sends us.

00:29:57.000 Right.

00:29:59.000 I think Elijah Schaefer calls it the clown pill.

00:30:03.000 My dad doesn't like that kind of talk because he goes, no.

00:30:06.000 If it's all just funny to you, that means you've given up.

00:30:09.000 No, I can do both.

00:30:10.000 It's called the happy warrior.

00:30:11.000 I can laugh and fight this stupid shit.

00:30:14.000 I'm not fighting that shit.

00:30:15.000 I don't care.

00:30:16.000 We also got some criticism for not discussing Ukraine.

00:30:19.000 I don't care.

00:30:21.000 To be honest, you're kind of a pussy if you have a tiny little country next to you that you haven't dominated.

00:30:27.000 I mean, Canada's big, and they tried to take it over.

00:30:30.000 We burned the White House to the ground in 1812, we.

00:30:34.000 But, hey, China, what's taking you so long with Taiwan, you pussy?

00:30:39.000 And, hey, Russia, go ahead and take Ukraine.

00:30:41.000 I'm mad at us for not taking Greenland.

00:30:45.000 But I will concede, the timing is very unfortunate because it makes us look weak globally because we are.

00:30:53.000 Because we have Mr. Magoo as president where he's so retarded that it's actually a game trying to figure out what the fuck he's talking about.

00:31:05.000 So that's unfortunate.

00:31:08.000 All right, let's jump over to COVID.

00:31:10.000 Oh, you know what?

00:31:12.000 We have a brand new COVID bumper.

00:31:16.000 Ooh.

00:31:17.000 We're debuting a new bumper here, guys.

00:31:19.000 We have a few new bumpers to debut today.

00:31:22.000 Proud Boys is coming up.

00:31:23.000 That's going to be fun.

00:31:26.000 Public health restrictions.

00:31:42.000 Oh, that's the guy who does good news.

00:31:44.000 Yeah, Zach.

00:31:45.000 Hey, there's a new theory about her fall where I'm right and you are right.

00:31:51.000 When I say you, I mean the baby monsters.

00:31:53.000 Almost no baby monsters agree with me that that fall was fake.

00:31:57.000 I say it's fake.

00:31:58.000 Here's the way we're both right.

00:32:01.000 She was going to do a fall and she's not a good stunt woman and she overdid it and genuinely smacked her head really hard.

00:32:13.000 So now I'm wrong about the incentive because I said she did it on purpose to increase her publicity.

00:32:19.000 But now it's just a joke that got out of hand.

00:32:22.000 Let's try that one for a while.

00:32:26.000 Politicians don't wear masks and they can't be ridiculed.

00:32:30.000 This was interesting.

00:32:36.000 Someone ran an ad in the LA Times.

00:32:39.000 And the Times made them switch out the top two images for regular stock photos.

00:32:45.000 You may not mock our politicians, says the media.

00:32:49.000 In other words, the media and the DNC are the same thing.

00:32:53.000 The mainstream media is a PR firm working for the DNC.

00:32:58.000 And you know what annoys me about this censorship, too, is they've changed the whole context.

00:33:03.000 A disturbing double standard, and then you just have two politicians.

00:33:06.000 Why are they there?

00:33:07.000 I don't know why they're on the poster.

00:33:10.000 The original thing, you go, oh, because you posed with Michael Jordan or, sorry, Magic Johnson, and who's the other guy?

00:33:20.000 I actually don't know.

00:33:21.000 Some black dude.

00:33:22.000 I think they're both Magic Johnson, right?

00:33:24.000 Yeah, zoom in.

00:33:29.000 Yeah, they're both AIDS face.

00:33:31.000 Doesn't he look like Yogi Bear, the cartoon?

00:33:36.000 Hey, boo-boo.

00:33:38.000 Unmask our children.

00:33:39.000 Very simple.

00:33:41.000 I'm not mad at you politicians for not being masked.

00:33:43.000 I'm mad at you for insisting my children are masked.

00:33:47.000 My son did a youngest boy did a little musical concert today at school.

00:33:54.000 I can't go, of course, because I'm a pariah and we don't want people to know that that's David Duke's son.

00:34:02.000 But I saw pictures.

00:34:02.000 My wife was there, and they all had masks on, playing the violin.

00:34:07.000 I mean, we've seen much more absurd.

00:34:09.000 We've seen kids playing wind instruments where they cut a hole in the mask to get the clarinet in.

00:34:14.000 But it was just like, can we stop this charade, you fucking fat cunt teachers who are so obese from self-indulgence that they punish the children for their own self-indulgence.

00:34:26.000 That's what's happening in schools.

00:34:28.000 I work eight months a year.

00:34:30.000 It's not just the two months of summer they get off.

00:34:33.000 They also have two months of holidays.

00:34:35.000 So what do they do in their spare time?

00:34:37.000 They eat.

00:34:38.000 They indulge.

00:34:39.000 They read thriller novels.

00:34:41.000 I see them on the beaches all summer.

00:34:44.000 Go fucking upstate to a cheap beach or a cheap lakeside place, swimming hole thing.

00:34:51.000 And there's just these fucking enormous teachers with so much hatred in their hearts.

00:34:57.000 Like when Trump came around, we saw how much they hate men.

00:35:01.000 They really are the most sexist people on the planet is overweight fucking cougars.

00:35:09.000 Fat bitch teachers.

00:35:11.000 Tucker Carlson said, if you feel passionately about something, you probably shouldn't report on it.

00:35:16.000 And I'm hearing myself talk about teachers, and I'm thinking, I should probably avoid that subject.

00:35:21.000 I'm a little too biased.

00:35:23.000 And I don't give a fuck about my kids' grades anymore.

00:35:26.000 I'm Joe Strummer when it comes to education because it's so ridiculous.

00:35:32.000 I just saw a video of these kids, white kids, going to the library of their school in the name of Marxism, taking colonial books out, like The War on Boys by Heather McDonald.

00:35:46.000 That's a colonialist book.

00:35:48.000 There's no war on boys.

00:35:51.000 They're not reading it and refuting it.

00:35:53.000 They're just taking it out.

00:35:54.000 And then they take them all out back and throw them in the dumpster.

00:36:02.000 And then they replace them with like Taneshi coats.

00:36:04.000 I don't want my kids getting dumber.

00:36:07.000 And those institutions are now stupid rooms.

00:36:11.000 They're dumb factories.

00:36:13.000 You'd go in there as a relatively intelligent and curious individual, and you come out thinking that we stole this land from the Indians and all the wealth was built by black slaves.

00:36:25.000 Yeah, there it is.

00:36:31.000 Coach's Bible?

00:36:32.000 What's the matter with that?

00:36:34.000 War against boys.

00:36:35.000 Oh, that's not Heather McDonald.

00:36:38.000 Wait, stock market logic?

00:36:40.000 What's the matter with that?

00:36:42.000 That's all races can get involved in the stock market.

00:36:49.000 We found so many.

00:36:50.000 Yeah, when you cast a wide net that anything remotely non-radical left is fucking evil, then you're going to have a lot.

00:36:58.000 I bet plenty of those books are left-wing, too.

00:37:03.000 Exploration of Africa.

00:37:09.000 Middle class, upper-middle-class white kids.

00:37:13.000 Yay!

00:37:13.000 I'm throwing away information.

00:37:15.000 I'm smart.

00:37:16.000 Oops, I missed.

00:37:17.000 I threw away a book on physics.

00:37:20.000 You did it.

00:37:22.000 White man's travel diary.

00:37:23.000 Yeah, what's the matter with that?

00:37:24.000 Mommy fucker?

00:37:26.000 Russo fucked his mother?

00:37:32.000 But just for fun, let's go back there briefly.

00:37:35.000 Who was the...

00:37:36.000 Oh, you have to do the whole video again?

00:37:37.000 No.

00:37:38.000 I want to see who the mommy fucker was.

00:37:42.000 I bet it's an unsubstantiated rumor.

00:37:45.000 Discard.

00:37:46.000 Wait a minute.

00:37:47.000 Wait a minute.

00:37:49.000 Discard.

00:37:49.000 So this isn't just one person, these two kids saying fuck this.

00:37:55.000 This is the administration has made stickers.

00:37:59.000 And they've told...

00:38:00.000 This is not just kids doing this.

00:38:01.000 This isn't vandalism.

00:38:03.000 This is kids carrying out the wishes of their teachers.

00:38:06.000 This is education.

00:38:07.000 This is literally education to throw books away.

00:38:13.000 Wow.

00:38:14.000 Okay, now I know this is, we shouldn't be doing research live, but look up Rousseau and incest, mommy?

00:38:24.000 Rousseau and revolution.

00:38:26.000 And so what if he did fuck his mother?

00:38:29.000 I'm not a fan of that.

00:38:32.000 It's why it's considered one of the worst insults there is, motherfucker.

00:38:35.000 But how does that affect his views on revolution and whether they should be read or not?

00:38:42.000 Rousseau's relationship with women, okay.

00:38:47.000 For instance, he develops a strong bond with Baba or he calls her mama when he eventually sleeps with her.

00:38:53.000 He is regretful.

00:38:55.000 The day, more dreaded than hoped for, at length arrived.

00:38:58.000 I have before observed that I promised everything that was required of me, and I kept my word.

00:39:03.000 My heart confirmed my engagements without desiring the fruits, though at length I obtained them.

00:39:08.000 For the first time I found myself in the arms of a woman and a woman whom I adored.

00:39:12.000 Was I happy?

00:39:13.000 No.

00:39:14.000 I felt, I know not what invincible sadness which impoisoned my happiness.

00:39:21.000 It seemed that I had committed an incest, and two or three times, pressing her eagerly in my arms, I deluged her bosom with my tears.

00:39:31.000 The above reference to incest, her bosom, as well as her nickname, all reinforce the author's view of Madame de Warrens as a mother.

00:39:41.000 Pretty big word coming up here, folks.

00:39:43.000 We thought but was a big word, but here's an even bigger one.

00:39:47.000 Figure.

00:39:49.000 This is a pattern that repeats itself throughout the book with various women.

00:39:53.000 Oh.

00:39:55.000 So he may have an edible complex.

00:39:57.000 He didn't literally fuck his mother.

00:39:59.000 You're still allowed to read his books.

00:40:00.000 His mother died when he was an infant.

00:40:03.000 So how's he a mommy fucker?

00:40:06.000 You fucking idiot.

00:40:08.000 Wow.

00:40:10.000 This is still within the subject of COVID.

00:40:12.000 And then this is ancient news by now.

00:40:14.000 You've seen it a million times, but we need to cover it because these clips go viral on YouTube.

00:40:19.000 And, you know, eventually we're going to have this massive encyclopedia, video encyclopedia of what was really going on in America in the post, both Trump and post-Trump era.

00:40:31.000 And we need it all documented.

00:40:33.000 I consider this show a library of sorts.

00:40:36.000 I need it.

00:40:37.000 It's sort of like the plot of How to Be a Man, where I'm leaving these tomes of information for my kids so they can see what was really happening right before I was assassinated.

00:40:52.000 So you've seen the new Fauci hire?

00:40:55.000 He's a nuclear.

00:40:57.000 He calls himself a nuclear nerd.

00:40:59.000 He probably is qualified.

00:41:01.000 I don't fucking know.

00:41:02.000 But he's in charge of monitoring America's nuclear power, which we could do with a lot more of.

00:41:09.000 I'm sick of seeing 10,000 hotel rooms in Saudi Arabia when we are begging them for the privilege of their oil or Russia's oil or even Canada and Mexico's oil.

00:41:20.000 Let's get some nuclear power going and let's get more fracking, more natural gas.

00:41:26.000 Ray D oactive is her name.

00:41:31.000 The Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence.

00:41:36.000 Look at him.

00:41:36.000 He's a fag.

00:41:39.000 Sub fag.

00:41:41.000 The physics of kink.

00:41:44.000 Let's discuss more.

00:41:45.000 I'm going to come.

00:41:48.000 There we go.

00:41:49.000 You know what he is?

00:41:51.000 People have to understand this about the gays.

00:41:52.000 They see this, and I've been living with gays since I was 18.

00:41:57.000 And when I say living with them, I mean Montreal, New York City.

00:42:02.000 I've been drowning.

00:42:03.000 I had to pull my chain out.

00:42:04.000 It was irritating me.

00:42:06.000 It's kind of a look.

00:42:07.000 Yeah, it is.

00:42:08.000 I think British gangsters do that.

00:42:10.000 Oh, look, I've got a chain, but I also got a collar shirt.

00:42:13.000 Love.

00:42:13.000 I think they put it like under their shit.

00:42:16.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:16.000 I've seen that.

00:42:17.000 Seen it.

00:42:18.000 They do that with Fred Perry's, too.

00:42:22.000 It looks absolutely retarded.

00:42:24.000 But anyway, most gays are pretty reasonable dudes.

00:42:29.000 The ones you see like that guy are the activist nerds.

00:42:32.000 We have our annoying SJWs.

00:42:34.000 So do they.

00:42:35.000 So most gays don't like this guy.

00:42:38.000 They look down on these.

00:42:39.000 These are the Dungeons and Dragons players of the gay community.

00:42:44.000 You're looking at the outcasts, the losers, the unfuckables.

00:42:49.000 Okay?

00:42:51.000 Okay.

00:42:54.000 Let's dip into the convoy.

00:42:57.000 A lot of news today.

00:42:58.000 A lot of catching up.

00:43:00.000 Yesterday was so much ranting.

00:43:02.000 I realized we could do a whole episode of various encounters with people at New York movie theaters.

00:43:13.000 We just made our own little interstitial there.

00:43:18.000 So last night I saw Tucker say that this is the first time martial law has been declared, but maybe he didn't say that.

00:43:24.000 It is the first time the War Emergencies Act has been declared.

00:43:27.000 When I was a little boy in 1970, the FLQ started bombing buildings and attacking the English because very little discussed phenomenon here in America, but there was a civil war of sorts in Quebec in 1970.

00:43:43.000 The FLQ, the Front de Libération du Québec, was killing English people.

00:43:47.000 They wanted to separate.

00:43:49.000 And there was arrests, and there was martial law.

00:43:54.000 But Trudeau is accused of bringing martial law to Canada by invoking the emergency powers to crack down.

00:43:58.000 So this is the first time that they've used the Emergencies Act, but it's not the first time they've declared martial law.

00:44:05.000 But here he is.

00:44:06.000 He's just doubling down.

00:44:09.000 Oh, here we go.

00:44:11.000 When thousands of blue-collar workers showed up in Ottawa several weeks ago.

00:44:15.000 We shouldn't be playing Tucker on the show.

00:44:18.000 Keep going down.

00:44:20.000 Look at him.

00:44:21.000 He's a hot lesbian.

00:44:25.000 I actually say to people that he looks like a cool lesbian.

00:44:30.000 Like a lot of these people have a sense of charm to them.

00:44:33.000 So Joe Biden, I would love him if he was at my local bar.

00:44:36.000 It'd be funny joking around with him.

00:44:38.000 And then this, if I had to hang out with a lesbian, I'd like it to be her.

00:44:43.000 Don't you think?

00:44:44.000 Yeah.

00:44:46.000 She's probably been in a long-term relationship with her wife.

00:44:50.000 There would be a new least smart Joe at the bar if Joe Biden joined.

00:44:55.000 Oh, you know what Joe Tonelli did recently?

00:44:57.000 He sent everyone all his medical reports.

00:45:00.000 Oh, good.

00:45:01.000 It's like a 10-page PDF to prove that he's dying of cancer.

00:45:05.000 Guess what?

00:45:07.000 There's no mention of cancer in any.

00:45:09.000 He assumed no one would read them.

00:45:10.000 Oh, I see.

00:45:11.000 But English James did read them and he goes, yeah, he's got severe liver damage from opioids.

00:45:19.000 That's why he's in the hospital.

00:45:20.000 And he nods.

00:45:22.000 So he turns it into fucking...

00:45:23.000 Yeah, we had cops write in and tell us after they saw Joe that that is definitely opioids.

00:45:32.000 he just drinks beer.

00:45:33.000 You don't pass out like this in your chair from beer.

00:45:41.000 Anyway, let's go back to the cool lesbian.

00:45:44.000 Can we not do this, please?

00:45:51.000 Fucking.

00:45:52.000 That's what he does.

00:45:53.000 He goes, seriously?

00:45:54.000 Seriously?

00:45:55.000 Can we stop with the breaking the balls, please?

00:45:57.000 He's in an unfortunate situation because now 100% of the clientele know that he's a compulsive liar.

00:46:03.000 So he could say, like, my son just blew his head off.

00:46:06.000 We go, okay, Joe.

00:46:08.000 He's impotent.

00:46:10.000 So now if you boss his balls this much, he goes, seriously?

00:46:13.000 You know what?

00:46:14.000 Next person who says something is going through that window.

00:46:17.000 And of course we all go, something.

00:46:19.000 Well, actually, what I did is I tried to describe the physics of how you'd have to pick one of us up, we all weigh around 200 pounds, and then throw us out a window which has, it's steel.

00:46:32.000 It's not a normal window.

00:46:34.000 It's the old-timey pub windows.

00:46:35.000 Anyway, Marshall.

00:46:38.000 The federal government has invoked the emergency system to supplement provincial and territorial capacity to address the blockades and occupations.

00:46:50.000 What a fuck.

00:46:51.000 I want to be very clear.

00:46:53.000 The scope of these measures will be time-limited, geographically targeted, as well as reasonable and proportionate to the threats they are meant to address.

00:47:13.000 And someone pointed out on social media that he perpetuated this myth that there was mass graves of Indian children that had been discovered.

00:47:23.000 We've since analyzed those.

00:47:24.000 We have the technology now and found no bones.

00:47:28.000 No bones.

00:47:29.000 It was all a myth.

00:47:30.000 They just saw these fake little sticks, gravestones, and they thought, oh, this must be where they threw bodies.

00:47:37.000 They guessed.

00:47:38.000 They probably threw a bunch of kids' bodies there.

00:47:40.000 So people started burning down churches all over Canada, and it was all fat Antifa chicks that were destroying churches, burning them to the ground.

00:47:48.000 Trudeau had nothing to say about that.

00:47:49.000 That's not a big deal.

00:47:50.000 So what?

00:47:51.000 It's just a church.

00:47:52.000 Who gives a shit?

00:47:53.000 Now, if you inflate a bouncy castle near my place of work, well, now we have to impose martial law.

00:47:59.000 That's a state of emergency.

00:48:01.000 Interesting.

00:48:04.000 Oh, this one really pissed me off, too.

00:48:06.000 People keep sending it in.

00:48:09.000 Whatever happened to punching in the face?

00:48:11.000 This is a world without face punches.

00:48:12.000 Turn it up.

00:48:16.000 Why did you steal the flag from my 13-year-old daughter?

00:48:18.000 I stole the flag from you.

00:48:20.000 No, she was carrying it.

00:48:21.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:48:22.000 She was carrying it.

00:48:22.000 You stole it.

00:48:23.000 I love how you have an excuses to why you've indoctrinated your cake.

00:48:27.000 Hey, hey, hey.

00:48:29.000 Get out of my city.

00:48:30.000 Get out of my city.

00:48:31.000 He just get out of my city.

00:48:33.000 Police!

00:48:34.000 Police!

00:48:35.000 That's near where I used to go to shake records.

00:48:37.000 Police, please.

00:48:44.000 Those are probably real fries.

00:48:46.000 And they have Putin.

00:48:47.000 We're all going to keep putting up with it?

00:48:49.000 Come on, children.

00:48:50.000 Punch him.

00:48:51.000 Come on, children.

00:48:52.000 Act like droning dolls.

00:48:55.000 Someone steals a flag from your daughter?

00:48:59.000 My 13-year-old daughter.

00:49:01.000 You stole a flag from my 13-year-old daughter.

00:49:04.000 Slap-jawed faggots around here.

00:49:06.000 13-year-old daughter.

00:49:07.000 I'm in the city.

00:49:10.000 Worst part's coming up.

00:49:17.000 Yeah, throw some balls, dad.

00:49:20.000 I don't like men who use 13-year-old daughters to carry a flag.

00:49:24.000 No, to do their bidding for them.

00:49:26.000 What's my bidding?

00:49:27.000 Take hold of my phone, dude.

00:49:29.000 He's assaulting two people now.

00:49:32.000 No, the guy filming is the guy who is...

00:49:35.000 Did you not listen?

00:49:36.000 Are you not watching the show?

00:49:37.000 Yeah, but right there, it looked like he finally nutted up and punched the guy.

00:49:41.000 No, no, no.

00:49:42.000 Oh, I see what you're saying.

00:49:42.000 No, that guy just hit his phone.

00:49:44.000 Oh, God.

00:49:46.000 That gives you the right.

00:49:48.000 You have the rat.

00:49:49.000 What gives you the rat?

00:49:50.000 That.

00:49:52.000 Someone steals anything from one of my kids, and I'm going to go ape shit.

00:49:57.000 Yeah, I thought this was paranoid.

00:49:58.000 Wait, did you hear him, though?

00:49:59.000 Maybe I was talking too much, but in between the filming, which is such a cuck-pussy move, I'm filming you.

00:50:06.000 You're going to be embarrassed.

00:50:07.000 This guy isn't remotely embarrassed.

00:50:08.000 His friends think he's awesome.

00:50:10.000 So this shaming, shame, shame, shame.

00:50:14.000 So lame, lame, lame.

00:50:19.000 And in between these bursts of like, why'd you take my flag?

00:50:22.000 He starts going, police, can I get some police here?

00:50:25.000 Yeah, let's get the state involved in every single detail in our life.

00:50:30.000 The irony is these people are there protesting state overreach.

00:50:33.000 And the second there's a confrontation, the first thing they do is go, state, state, can you handle this minor confrontation, please?

00:50:41.000 I can't handle it.

00:50:42.000 Please do my bidding.

00:50:44.000 I don't like men who use their 10-year-old daughters to carry a flag.

00:50:48.000 No, to do their bidding.

00:50:49.000 Like this one.

00:50:49.000 Go to 2.5.

00:50:50.000 This has nothing to do with the convoy, but again.

00:51:00.000 So someone's stealing a bike right in front of you.

00:51:03.000 And what do you do?

00:51:05.000 Shit, man.

00:51:06.000 Turn my gloves back, please, dude.

00:51:08.000 Back up, all right.

00:51:11.000 Why are you doing this?

00:51:12.000 Come on.

00:51:12.000 Hey.

00:51:14.000 Just drop it.

00:51:15.000 Yeah, just leave my gloves, please.

00:51:16.000 Thank you.

00:51:17.000 Back up.

00:51:19.000 Thank you, sir.

00:51:19.000 Have a good day.

00:51:23.000 Yeah.

00:51:24.000 Yeah.

00:51:25.000 Put your hands on.

00:51:27.000 Back off.

00:51:28.000 Back off.

00:51:28.000 Back the fuck up.

00:51:29.000 Police.

00:51:30.000 Back off, please.

00:51:31.000 Exact same thing.

00:51:32.000 Police.

00:51:34.000 Police.

00:51:35.000 And then they run and chase him.

00:51:37.000 What are you going to do when you get him?

00:51:38.000 You already had him.

00:51:41.000 Time the firearm, please.

00:51:50.000 Or then 2-6, it's the same thing again.

00:51:58.000 I don't get it.

00:51:59.000 When we were in high school in the 80s, you would be brawling over the stupidest shit.

00:52:04.000 Someone called your mother a bitch, and you had to meet at 3.20.

00:52:07.000 Sometimes you would just fight someone because you didn't like them.

00:52:10.000 And it was a whole arranged thing.

00:52:12.000 Barry Pueblo wants to meet me at 3.20.

00:52:14.000 I went to school that day with shish kebab sticks in my jacket because I thought I would turn into Wolverine.

00:52:19.000 I was petrified.

00:52:20.000 Woodverine.

00:52:22.000 Nazi skinhead.

00:52:24.000 Pat O'Connor used to just attack us because we were punks and he was a skinhead.

00:52:29.000 But there were metal skewers, right?

00:52:31.000 Yeah, the kind you have a shish.

00:52:33.000 Just a barbecue, yeah.

00:52:34.000 I thought I would pull him out of my jacket like zling!

00:52:38.000 Luckily, he did a roundhouse kick that was so severe, he lifted off the ground like a firework and landed like a starfish and knocked the wind out of himself.

00:52:45.000 He didn't even fight.

00:52:46.000 He did a, whatever that comedian's name was.

00:52:50.000 Yeah.

00:52:53.000 Oh, see, this is another example.

00:52:55.000 This guy shows up.

00:52:56.000 What is that, a hammer?

00:52:57.000 So Antifa are wrecking his town, right?

00:53:01.000 He shows up with a hammer and just says, no, we're not doing this.

00:53:07.000 And that's a mob of like, I don't know, 30 Antifa that are wrecking his town.

00:53:13.000 I don't know what town it is, Winnipeg.

00:53:15.000 And he just shows up with a hammer and says, no, not tonight.

00:53:19.000 And they all chicken out.

00:53:20.000 That's all it takes.

00:53:23.000 You don't need Rittenhouse and his fucking AR-15.

00:53:28.000 You need a stick.

00:53:29.000 Listen to the audio, though.

00:53:31.000 I should shut up.

00:53:53.000 What is his weapon?

00:53:55.000 It keeps changing.

00:53:56.000 Kind of looks like an ice pick.

00:53:57.000 It's a microbial.

00:53:58.000 It's a baseball bat.

00:54:00.000 It's an axe.

00:54:03.000 It's like a...

00:54:04.000 Yeah, I think it's an ice pick.

00:54:08.000 Like a climbing ice pick.

00:54:12.000 But it works.

00:54:13.000 They all chicken out and go home.

00:54:18.000 Look at them all dressed up with their helmets on and their bicycles there to destroy the city.

00:54:23.000 You know what it helps too?

00:54:24.000 It's become like a bourgeois hobby.

00:54:26.000 He kind of wasn't making so much sense either.

00:54:29.000 He's not trying to rationalize.

00:54:30.000 Just act a little off.

00:54:31.000 Be like, yeah, I don't want you here.

00:54:33.000 Don't go away.

00:54:34.000 I don't want you here.

00:54:35.000 Just like, that guy's going to swing that thing.

00:54:39.000 You know?

00:54:40.000 Yeah.

00:54:40.000 If he was being cohesive, he was like, I would like you to not be here.

00:54:43.000 You guys have said your piece.

00:54:44.000 I don't want any city to get fucked up.

00:54:47.000 Please leave.

00:54:48.000 They're like, that's not a guy who swings things at people.

00:54:51.000 But he played it right.

00:54:55.000 All right.

00:54:55.000 Next news.

00:54:57.000 God, we have so much stuff.

00:54:58.000 Maybe we should just do a long show.

00:55:01.000 I want to clean my pipes.

00:55:03.000 All right, let's do LGBTQ.

00:55:09.000 This cracked me up.

00:55:11.000 Some hideous man lying in his hospital bed.

00:55:14.000 I felt ugly.

00:55:15.000 I felt gay.

00:55:16.000 And then we fell in love.

00:55:17.000 And then they eat their poop.

00:55:19.000 And we have a very good relationship.

00:55:25.000 You hate damage.

00:55:27.000 You ugly.

00:55:28.000 Homophobal.

00:55:31.000 I thought this was funny.

00:55:34.000 Well, the operation was a success.

00:55:36.000 I have a vagina now.

00:55:39.000 Okay, let's see it.

00:55:41.000 Look at him.

00:55:43.000 Look at that.

00:55:43.000 He looks like a studio musician.

00:55:46.000 He looks like the guy who played the bass on your favorite album and you thought it was Gene Simmons, but it wasn't.

00:55:51.000 It was him.

00:55:53.000 And what does it say above?

00:55:56.000 Surgery was a success.

00:55:58.000 I have a vagina.

00:55:59.000 Says Taylor McKenna.

00:56:01.000 Or Taylor Summers, depending what you want to call her.

00:56:04.000 Let's look her up.

00:56:04.000 I want to see more pictures of her.

00:56:06.000 But before you do, go to right-wing Gringa is always so fucking raunchy and over the top.

00:56:16.000 Surgery was a success.

00:56:17.000 I have a vagina.

00:56:18.000 Next pick.

00:56:20.000 Are we finally real woman?

00:56:22.000 Yes.

00:56:24.000 I bet that's not that so far off.

00:56:27.000 You know?

00:56:28.000 From what that looks like?

00:56:28.000 Probably not.

00:56:29.000 Yeah.

00:56:30.000 I've never seen one up close, but usually man-made holes are pretty gross.

00:56:36.000 But let's see Taylor McKenna, because usually they, you know.

00:56:40.000 Wait, that's not the cool backdrop, is it?

00:56:44.000 I want them to be consistent, Ryan.

00:56:46.000 So the guy who does our awesome COVID one should be this one, too.

00:56:51.000 Right?

00:56:52.000 Yep.

00:56:52.000 Okay.

00:56:55.000 Taylor McKenna.

00:56:57.000 If it's going to take you too long, is she famous for anything, or is it just a weird guy?

00:57:02.000 Just a weird guy.

00:57:03.000 Okay, so let's go to his actual username.

00:57:06.000 Yeah.

00:57:07.000 I can't believe I had to tell you this.

00:57:09.000 Mac Taylor Summers, I believe, with a Z. Or a Z. You guys are going to be married for about two years, I'd say?

00:57:20.000 Oh, not a thing.

00:57:22.000 Here we go.

00:57:24.000 Oh, so it's not a...

00:57:26.000 Ah, poo.

00:57:27.000 What's this?

00:57:28.000 Body positive.

00:57:29.000 Is this a GoonFunMe?

00:57:30.000 Oh, it is.

00:57:31.000 Oh, my God.

00:57:32.000 Look at that thing.

00:57:34.000 $890.

00:57:37.000 I felt different.

00:57:38.000 I felt gay.

00:57:39.000 Yeah, it's called a nerd.

00:57:42.000 You're a gay nerd.

00:57:46.000 Oh, there's.

00:57:46.000 He just accidentally gave his real name.

00:57:48.000 Taylor Althussayer.

00:57:50.000 Anyway, enough of him.

00:57:53.000 I thought this was interesting.

00:57:54.000 Libs of TikTok has changed the law.

00:57:58.000 How many times have we been sitting here watching Libs of TikTok show these deranged mentally ill teachers go, and they always say kiddos go, so my kiddos were asking me why I'm polyamorous and how I became bi and what my pronouns are.

00:58:10.000 And I told them, well, though I like to suck men's vaginas, I'll also occasionally suck a woman's cock because I'm a whore, gay, polyamorous, sexual fucking mutant.

00:58:24.000 And I thought, as sexual beings, five-year-olds, you should know this.

00:58:29.000 Because if there's One thing kids love talking about, knowing about, it's adults' sexual preferences.

00:58:36.000 Oh my, how many times have kids been running up at hello, sir, sir?

00:58:42.000 Do you and your wife do anal?

00:58:44.000 Why not?

00:58:45.000 I want to know.

00:58:46.000 Teach your kids about kink, right?

00:58:48.000 So we're watching all that and we're half laughing but half going, someone's got to stop this.

00:58:53.000 And I think Libs of TikTok did.

00:58:55.000 Check out 2.9, new law in Florida.

00:58:58.000 You can't discuss your sexuality with your students, kindergarten teachers.

00:59:04.000 Following all of this, he's the editor-in-chief of Outspoken.

00:59:07.000 He knows what's in the bill because he's actually read it.

00:59:09.000 He joins us tonight.

00:59:10.000 Trevor Burrus, thanks so much for coming on.

00:59:12.000 The hysteria about this seems a little calculated, no?

00:59:15.000 Yeah, look, if wacky gay activists, childless wacky gay activists, want to drive the White House, the Democrat Party, gay media like CNN into this arena of demonizing concerned parents after what happened in Virginia last year, this year now with the midterms because they're not.

00:59:32.000 Because they're fighting back.

00:59:32.000 They're calling it the don't say gay law.

00:59:35.000 Terrible look.

00:59:36.000 And like you had mentioned, the bill is four pages long, all right?

00:59:40.000 No Democrat has read it.

00:59:41.000 And if they have, they don't want you to read it.

00:59:43.000 The media doesn't want you to read it.

00:59:45.000 Because when you do, you realize it's perfectly reasonable, rational bill that would not even be necessary if parents didn't become so privy to the insane things their teachers want.

00:59:56.000 Some logs of TikTok.

00:59:58.000 Don't you think?

00:59:59.000 Yeah.

01:00:00.000 All right, let's jump over to the meandering now.

01:00:02.000 Do we have a thing for the meandering?

01:00:04.000 I think we do, yes.

01:00:05.000 Oh, Chadwick Moore.

01:00:06.000 Oh, hi, yeah.

01:00:08.000 It was great to be on Tucker, and now it's great to be on Gavin.

01:00:13.000 Chadwick, you don't return my texts ever since I fired you.

01:00:18.000 Okay.

01:00:19.000 I'm not, like, super gay, so I have to, like, gay it up every now and then so you know that I'm like the gay expert guy.

01:00:26.000 Because otherwise I can pass as a straight guy.

01:00:28.000 For the most part.

01:00:29.000 When you and I stopped being friends, it was weird because I've always respected you.

01:00:32.000 You came over to my house.

01:00:33.000 I respect you too.

01:00:35.000 Stayed for dinner.

01:00:38.000 And then when you're an adult and you have three kids and zero free time and you live in New York City, I'm way up in Westchester.

01:00:45.000 That's right.

01:00:46.000 I was just like, okay, bye.

01:00:47.000 That's sad.

01:00:48.000 I can't send you like a funny picture once a month.

01:00:51.000 Yeah.

01:00:52.000 How are you doing without me?

01:00:54.000 Oh, good.

01:00:54.000 I'm like on Tucker and stuff.

01:00:56.000 And I guess that's pretty good.

01:00:59.000 You seem to have bounced.

01:01:00.000 I just assumed you go into a deep, dark depression and be inconsolable.

01:01:04.000 What are you doing, Dave?

01:01:05.000 I'm like doing the robot and stuff.

01:01:06.000 I'm fine without you.

01:01:09.000 So in other words, to quote John Waite, you ain't missing me at all.

01:01:13.000 That's right.

01:01:15.000 I'll get over you.

01:01:16.000 I know I will.

01:01:17.000 I'll pretend my ship's not sinking.

01:01:20.000 And I'll tell myself I'm over, Gav, because I'm the king of Chadwick more thinking.

01:01:27.000 I have a feeling Milo is also bouncing back from not being in my life as much.

01:01:32.000 Although we're still friends.

01:01:33.000 All right.

01:01:33.000 Bye, Chadwick.

01:01:34.000 Bye.

01:01:35.000 The meandering.

01:01:36.000 Let's go to it.

01:01:42.000 Oh, they became incredible violent.

01:01:55.000 I've been making sure they introduced them once.

01:01:57.000 Okay.

01:01:59.000 Amazing.

01:02:00.000 It's so good.

01:02:04.000 Yeah, that's the meandering in a nutshell.

01:02:08.000 That's the evil.

01:02:08.000 That's the revolution.

01:02:10.000 That's the insurrection.

01:02:11.000 Remember that officer, the black cop, who said, he starts crying, going, and then they said, let's get that nigger.

01:02:20.000 That story died.

01:02:22.000 What happened to that?

01:02:24.000 Every time we hear that word, it's front page news, like it was with Joe Rogan.

01:02:29.000 So with all of these thousands of hours of video from that day, should we not, can you pull up the moment where everyone said, let's go get that?

01:02:42.000 It doesn't exist, does it?

01:02:44.000 Those are crocodile tears on the stand.

01:02:46.000 You fucking loser.

01:02:48.000 Some of the makers will be false.

01:02:52.000 So we've made fun of this guy before, 3-0.

01:02:55.000 We called him Marblehead.

01:02:57.000 This author looks like not Charles Cook.

01:03:00.000 I love that guy.

01:03:00.000 British dude.

01:03:02.000 American X. He lives here now.

01:03:04.000 American X. I was going to say expat.

01:03:06.000 British expat.

01:03:08.000 But the guy who wrote this article, which you'll see in a second, I guess, he's affirmative action hire.

01:03:14.000 He's got white and black in his hair.

01:03:16.000 So it looks like Marble, hence Marblehead.

01:03:19.000 And he's such a bad writer that I was thinking if I was black at CNN and I had earned my keep, I would fucking hate people who were there for affirmative action.

01:03:31.000 Because you've totally trivialized my entire career now.

01:03:35.000 CNN accuses Joe Rogan of unleashing genocidal and insurrectionist forces.

01:03:39.000 So go back to the tweet.

01:03:40.000 The tweet sums it up better than seeing the entire article.

01:03:43.000 Having failed with phase one, misinformation, and phase two, racist, CNN has moved on to phase three, in which Joe Rogan is linked to insurrection, genocide, and segregation, and accused of helping undermine the progress the U.S. has made since 1945.

01:03:59.000 So find the article he's talking about.

01:04:01.000 It'll probably be after you click on Charles's article.

01:04:06.000 It's actually played, no, this morning John Blake published a piece of analysis.

01:04:10.000 Yeah, there it is.

01:04:11.000 Go back.

01:04:12.000 Click on published.

01:04:18.000 That's him, by the way, right?

01:04:19.000 That's Charles Cook, yes.

01:04:22.000 So look at the headline.

01:04:25.000 Why shrug.

01:04:26.000 Wait a minute.

01:04:27.000 They changed the title.

01:04:28.000 You're kidding.

01:04:29.000 Why shrugging off Joe Rogan's use of the N-word is so dangerous?

01:04:34.000 The previous title talked about the insurrection and linked Joe Rogan to the insurrection and said his use of the N-word was just further evolution of American racist culture that we saw in the insurrection.

01:04:49.000 What?

01:04:51.000 What?

01:04:54.000 I hope I'm right.

01:04:58.000 Here we go.

01:05:02.000 Okay.

01:05:03.000 I remember seeing the picture of it, the meme.

01:05:05.000 Yeah, it was going around.

01:05:07.000 14th.

01:05:08.000 Let's see.

01:05:08.000 Let's try the snapshot.

01:05:12.000 They're pretty good at what they're doing.

01:05:16.000 And then, oh, this is funny.

01:05:18.000 This guy's job, Alex Patterson, look at him.

01:05:21.000 Look at the caliber of researcher we have these days.

01:05:24.000 His full-time job is to watch Joe Rogan.

01:05:31.000 What a fucking loser.

01:05:36.000 Spotify's...

01:05:38.000 Yeah, that was the original title.

01:05:41.000 Joe Rogan's use of the N-word is another January 6th moment.

01:05:44.000 So you get ridiculed for being an idiot, and CNN just goes in and changes the headline, and it never happened.

01:05:52.000 Oh, so someone else has noticed this.

01:05:53.000 Go back.

01:05:54.000 Oh, yeah.

01:05:55.000 Joe Rogan's use of the N-word is another January 6th.

01:05:57.000 Post-millennial.

01:05:59.000 Now, look up John Blake.

01:06:02.000 I'm big on ridiculing these journalist activists so we remember them.

01:06:06.000 So, no, John Blake, CNN.

01:06:08.000 It's probably a very common name.

01:06:12.000 But, you know, the problem with people like John Blake is now you see a black guy working at CNN, and you're like, were you one of the real ones or an affirmative action hire?

01:06:21.000 There he is.

01:06:22.000 Look at his fucking idiotic hair.

01:06:26.000 What the?

01:06:27.000 You look like expensive furniture, dude.

01:06:30.000 You look like you were made at Creighton Barrel.

01:06:33.000 He's an Ottoman I can't afford.

01:06:37.000 You look like a very expensive countertop that's in a gay architect's house.

01:06:47.000 Oh, granite head.

01:06:49.000 Marblehead will do.

01:06:51.000 And then go back to Joe Rogan guys thing.

01:06:54.000 People say, do you think it's safe to get vaccinated?

01:06:56.000 I've said, yeah, I think for the most part, it's safe to get vaccinated.

01:06:59.000 I do.

01:07:00.000 I do.

01:07:01.000 But if you're like 21 years old and you say to me, should I get vaccinated?

01:07:05.000 I go, no.

01:07:06.000 This is one guy.

01:07:07.000 Joe Rogan is one person who said, if I was asked this, I would say no.

01:07:12.000 That's not misinformation.

01:07:14.000 I would say the same thing to a 21-year-old.

01:07:19.000 Like, look, don't do anything stupid, but you should take care of yourself.

01:07:22.000 Go to 3-2.

01:07:24.000 My job is to watch someone and try to get them demonetized.

01:07:29.000 That's my job.

01:07:33.000 Wait, what's this?

01:07:35.000 3-2.

01:07:36.000 Oh, demagnetized.

01:07:38.000 Not demonetized.

01:07:39.000 This is pretty fucking huge.

01:07:42.000 This is new footage that Tommy Robinson put up.

01:07:45.000 Well, I'll let it speak for itself.

01:07:48.000 Zoom out.

01:07:51.000 As a coordinated group attempts...

01:07:52.000 Wait, go back.

01:07:53.000 Sorry, sorry.

01:07:54.000 As a coordinated group attempts to pull police away from the east doors on the outside so they can get in, right?

01:08:03.000 Someone is on the inside.

01:08:04.000 George Tenney tries to open from the inside.

01:08:09.000 That's the worst font ever.

01:08:10.000 It's locked.

01:08:11.000 He can't.

01:08:12.000 The magnetic doors appear to be locked.

01:08:14.000 This is huge.

01:08:16.000 Stop.

01:08:17.000 He looks up.

01:08:20.000 Now, if I'm a vandal and a door is locked, I smash the window, I kick at it.

01:08:26.000 If it's got a strong magnetic lock, then I give up.

01:08:29.000 Maybe if I have a sledgehammer, I could try to smash the magnets.

01:08:32.000 If I work at a building and if I work with the people who run the security for the building, then I look up and I say, hey, Rex, can you demagnetize this door, please, using your special key that no one else has access to?

01:08:46.000 It's not like there's a button up there, a big red button that goes, demagnetize downstairs.

01:08:51.000 So this is the kind of thing that's going to creep up on you.

01:08:54.000 He looks up.

01:09:01.000 Hey, man, can you use your special thing?

01:09:04.000 Green's sides pack looks in the same direction.

01:09:08.000 He has not been arrested.

01:09:09.000 He's not on the FBI's wanted list.

01:09:13.000 Hmm.

01:09:14.000 Tenniyam Pierce instructs someone to disable magnetic locks.

01:09:18.000 When he tries the doors, again, they are open.

01:09:23.000 I think it could pull them away.

01:09:26.000 See, the rest is all superfluous.

01:09:29.000 The fact that he looked up is the smoking gun.

01:09:36.000 This guy's trying to push people out.

01:09:39.000 The men stop him.

01:09:40.000 Hey, dude, no, no, no.

01:09:41.000 This is all part of the plan.

01:09:42.000 Move, move.

01:09:46.000 By the way, this is considered like one of the most violent scenes, and it looks pretty benign.

01:09:52.000 Almost like a meandering.

01:10:01.000 All right.

01:10:03.000 Let that bother you, please, for a few days.

01:10:07.000 Three words.

01:10:08.000 He looks up.

01:10:10.000 He looks up.

01:10:15.000 There's no fucking way a civilian would have access to the magnets.

01:10:20.000 That's probably a fancy key.

01:10:22.000 That's a fancy combination.

01:10:24.000 That's a big deal.

01:10:27.000 All right, let's jump up to the Proud Boys.

01:10:29.000 We haven't been moving for his in a while.

01:10:31.000 Stand back.

01:10:32.000 Stand by.

01:10:38.000 Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.

01:10:41.000 Antifa is an idea, not an organization.

01:10:43.000 You got it, not political.

01:10:50.000 Stand back.

01:10:51.000 Stand by.

01:10:52.000 Stand by.

01:10:55.000 What do you think of our new interstitial, folks at home?

01:10:58.000 That was Ryan Rivera busting his ass.

01:11:01.000 Yes, and Brian on music.

01:11:03.000 Yes, original music.

01:11:06.000 So Jimmy Dory's, I think he's drifting over to our side, but I think he's still a liberal, therefore partially retarded.

01:11:13.000 And he thinks that the Boogaloo Boys exist.

01:11:17.000 They don't.

01:11:18.000 Talk about Antifa being an idea.

01:11:19.000 The Boogaloo Boys are just an idea.

01:11:21.000 They're cringe post-libertarians who three of them went to one thing in Hawaiian shirts, which they stole from Proud Boys, the Margarita Boys.

01:11:30.000 And then they don't exist.

01:11:33.000 Well, we've united with BLM.

01:11:35.000 We support BLM.

01:11:36.000 No, you're just Redditors.

01:11:37.000 You're just guys on your keyboards.

01:11:39.000 You're not a thing.

01:11:41.000 So it's already dead.

01:11:42.000 But outsiders go, ooh, the Boogaloo Boys are a reaction.

01:11:45.000 They're anti-racist Proud Boys.

01:11:49.000 No.

01:11:50.000 They're a made-up phenomenon.

01:11:53.000 The most attention I got, and that's why I go by Jimmy the Dirtback Left, was when I had on what they call a Boogaloo Boy.

01:12:00.000 No, Boogaloo Boys are different from Proud Boys.

01:12:03.000 Proud Boys are known to be a very extreme white nationalist group, far-right political types, right?

01:12:12.000 Now, hang on a second, Jimmy.

01:12:14.000 I don't know a lot about the Proud Boys, but isn't that lead a Latino?

01:12:18.000 Isn't he like a Puerto Rican?

01:12:20.000 I really don't know much about the Proud Boys.

01:12:23.000 So I'm just abandoning this then.

01:12:26.000 I know I called them white nationalists one second ago, but now I'm abandoning it.

01:12:32.000 And look, by the way, see their logo, Trigger's logo?

01:12:35.000 One of them's wearing a Fred Perry.

01:12:37.000 It's a very common shirt, you morons.

01:12:39.000 It's not a skinhead shirt.

01:12:41.000 All dogs are mammals.

01:12:42.000 All cats are mammals.

01:12:43.000 All dogs are not cats.

01:12:45.000 So I saw, I brought on a bluegaloo boy.

01:12:48.000 Now, the bluegaloo boys were invented as a reaction to the proud boys.

01:12:53.000 What?

01:12:55.000 Wrong, Mr. Research, Mr. Journalist, Mr. Commentary.

01:13:00.000 What?

01:13:01.000 That's adorable.

01:13:02.000 See, this is the best way to gauge how bad journalism is is to see when they talk about things you know about.

01:13:08.000 Could be your hometown, could be your favorite band, and you'll notice they get 80% wrong.

01:13:13.000 That's true of all the shit they cover.

01:13:17.000 There are people who are gun nuts and they call themselves libertarians, but they're anti-racist.

01:13:24.000 They're pro-Black Lives Matter.

01:13:26.000 They provided security for Black Lives Matter protests.

01:13:31.000 Where?

01:13:32.000 They're pro-LGBTQ.

01:13:34.000 In fact, the guy I interviewed was gay.

01:13:37.000 Whoa.

01:13:40.000 That's crazy.

01:13:41.000 The guy you interviewed was gay.

01:13:42.000 There's no gay Proud Boys.

01:13:44.000 Proud Boys beat up gays, right, Jimmy?

01:13:46.000 Look how kind of like perplexed they look too.

01:13:48.000 They're like, what are you saying?

01:13:51.000 They're so nice.

01:13:52.000 They were reaching out to people across every political spectrum.

01:13:55.000 Shut up, Jimmy.

01:13:56.000 You got your whole narrative from the internet.

01:14:00.000 You got to get out of your house, people.

01:14:04.000 And then here's someone saying, I used Rogan to recruit Proud Boys.

01:14:09.000 McInnis used a later appearance on Joe Rogan Recruit for the Proud Boys.

01:14:12.000 The pair giggled about rape.

01:14:14.000 I couldn't figure that out.

01:14:16.000 And then we looked it up.

01:14:17.000 I think we did this on the show, right?

01:14:19.000 And we were laughing about how one of the girls was like, no, no, no.

01:14:22.000 And you go, okay, fine.

01:14:23.000 Then you find out later.

01:14:24.000 She was like, why didn't you fuck me?

01:14:26.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

01:14:27.000 That's giggling.

01:14:28.000 And hitting women and political violence for hours.

01:14:31.000 And the Proud Boys exploded in popularity.

01:14:33.000 That's not true, though.

01:14:36.000 The Proud Boys didn't explode in popularity.

01:14:39.000 Don't bother showing that.

01:14:42.000 Seven seconds got to be full of context.

01:14:45.000 Well, let's see what it says then.

01:14:48.000 This is the woman.

01:14:49.000 Juliet Desk is the woman who helped put John Kinsman in jail.

01:14:52.000 In the name of fighting racism, she took a father away from three black kids.

01:14:57.000 What a hard-working gal.

01:14:59.000 Thank you for fighting the good fight against hate and depriving Liberty Kinsman and her siblings from their father, John Kinsman.

01:15:09.000 Leaving Zenoa, a black woman, to raise the children by herself, by the skin of her teeth.

01:15:18.000 Who recognized me from the Joe Rogan podcast?

01:15:20.000 That thing is fucking, you wouldn't believe how much that changed my life, that one podcast.

01:15:25.000 Oh, smoking guns.

01:15:27.000 So because I kept having people come up to me after the Joe Rogan podcast and go, hey, you're the Joe Rogan guy, especially in Britain.

01:15:33.000 Ergo, the number of Proud Boys went up.

01:15:38.000 Zero proof of that.

01:15:39.000 And you're going to have a lot of trouble finding proof of that because it's not true.

01:15:43.000 The numbers exploded.

01:15:45.000 Who says?

01:15:46.000 You know what exploded the numbers?

01:15:48.000 Ethan Nordine, Rufio Panman, the punch heard around the world.

01:15:52.000 Were you at the next Proud Boys meetup after that punch?

01:15:56.000 You mean Westfest or?

01:15:57.000 No, no, no, no.

01:15:58.000 At the pub, the entire second floor was shoulder to shoulder from 30 the previous week.

01:16:05.000 And that punch was, I've told the story 100 times, but Patriot Prayer had a rally, a free speech rally.

01:16:12.000 It was permitted, which means they had a permit, which means they had to go through police barriers, which means they were checked for weapons.

01:16:19.000 So Proud Boys, Patriot Prayer had no weapons.

01:16:21.000 Antifa was waiting outside the rally to kill Joey Gibson.

01:16:26.000 Ethan Nordine and the others, Ethan's in jail right now for the meandering, by the way.

01:16:30.000 They said, no, that's not happening.

01:16:32.000 Joey's getting safely home.

01:16:34.000 They escorted him home.

01:16:35.000 They were attacked by mobs of armed Antifa, who, by the way, all had that very expensive collapsible asp, that collapsible baton, all brand new.

01:16:44.000 And Ethan was there.

01:16:45.000 He took two or three to the arm and said, nah, I'm going to knock you out.

01:16:50.000 And he knocked him out.

01:16:51.000 Rufio Panman, you got it.

01:16:52.000 You should have that video ready.

01:16:55.000 That, at least in New York City, I can't speak for every chapter, drastically increased membership.

01:17:01.000 But Joe Rogan, it made me more famous.

01:17:06.000 Police are telling us that you're guessing that that instantly links to...

01:17:11.000 What are you doing?

01:17:14.000 Oh, it looked like it for a second.

01:17:15.000 Look up Rufio Panman.

01:17:16.000 There's a great thing about the centipede.

01:17:19.000 Oh, dude, in my video game I bought, I think it has centipede.

01:17:22.000 Nice.

01:17:22.000 Oh, I thought you hate video games, Gavin.

01:17:25.000 I like playing stand-up video games with my kids because it gets them out of their rooms and we bond.

01:17:31.000 Oh, my God.

01:17:32.000 I don't watch Disney cartoons alone.

01:17:34.000 I watch them with my children.

01:17:35.000 Speaking of video games, some comments are coming in from a clip from Destiny and you.

01:17:42.000 And even his fans, they admit they.

01:17:45.000 Look at that fucking avatar.

01:17:48.000 I want to punch you.

01:17:49.000 These are the people that like you now.

01:17:51.000 Roll a ball.

01:17:52.000 We make fun of the boomers all the time.

01:17:54.000 Imagine an American baby boomer male having that as his avatar.

01:17:59.000 It's impossible.

01:18:01.000 even deadbeat shitheads like your dad, he would never do that.

01:18:04.000 His avatar would be his face.

01:18:06.000 I think so.

01:18:06.000 Gavin's funny AF.

01:18:08.000 From a pure comedic standpoint, I think Gavin were amazing.

01:18:12.000 Okay.

01:18:13.000 Gavin McGinnis is hilarious.

01:18:14.000 You don't need to see these, Ryan.

01:18:15.000 Who cares?

01:18:16.000 Because there's a good one.

01:18:17.000 Imagine playing video games.

01:18:19.000 He's too entertaining.

01:18:20.000 This one.

01:18:21.000 It's a shame Mr. McInnis insulted gamers, considering him punching the mic after pissing in a bottle mid-debate was pro-gamer move, I'd say.

01:18:29.000 That's very funny.

01:18:30.000 With his Pokemon emoji.

01:18:33.000 Someone sent me the reviews for my audiobook version of Death of Cool.

01:18:39.000 Very positive stuff.

01:18:40.000 You should check out the audiobook, Death of Cool.

01:18:43.000 Oh, here's the punch.

01:18:46.000 Now, here we go.

01:18:47.000 This changed Prowboy's membership drastically.

01:18:50.000 And it was self-defense.

01:18:52.000 One, two, good night.

01:18:56.000 And then she's trying to get involved.

01:18:58.000 Get out of here, bitch.

01:18:59.000 I'm taking this weapon from you guys.

01:19:01.000 Why is she getting involved?

01:19:03.000 I don't know, man.

01:19:04.000 That's crazy, man.

01:19:05.000 If I was there and I saw them people punching each other, I'd be like, wow, man.

01:19:10.000 Hot dang.

01:19:11.000 Is this Theo Vaughn?

01:19:13.000 Yes, sir.

01:19:15.000 I heard you have a crush on Bobby Lee's wife.

01:19:18.000 I can't speak to that, man.

01:19:20.000 I mean, I know people think maybe like me and Thompson Girl.

01:19:23.000 Let's get to the mailbag.

01:19:24.000 It was Thompson Girl.

01:19:29.000 Right?

01:19:31.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dead.

01:19:36.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:19:42.000 Let me touch it.

01:19:44.000 What a jam-packed show.

01:19:46.000 Totally jam-packed, man.

01:19:48.000 Gang, gang.

01:19:49.000 A little long.

01:19:53.000 But uh.

01:19:58.000 Okay.

01:19:58.000 Opening song, smash to subscribe.

01:20:02.000 Okay.

01:20:03.000 Okay, and the song is Tatsuro Yamashita.

01:20:08.000 Yamashita.

01:20:11.000 Gay so far.

01:20:13.000 Is it about Kevin Spacey?

01:20:19.000 You're wasting our time, sir.

01:20:20.000 Jump in the middle.

01:20:24.000 Okay, fuck you.

01:20:25.000 Thanks for wasting our time.

01:20:26.000 That song sucks.

01:20:27.000 Jack, Ryan in Ottawa.

01:20:29.000 Gab, it was great to see Ryan make the trek all the way up to the trucker rally in Canada, do some on-site reporting.

01:20:33.000 He really went the extra kilometer.

01:20:36.000 I get it.

01:20:37.000 And then he's holding a sign that says, do people really need to choose between a vaccine and their livelihood?

01:20:41.000 I thought I had left China already.

01:20:42.000 Guys, when I had that Asian midget and I said it was Ryan working out, that was very funny.

01:20:49.000 You're not being funny.

01:20:50.000 Yes, this is clearly Arthur Kwan Lee.

01:20:52.000 Yeah, you can't just grab a random Asian.

01:20:57.000 And plus, since I've done that midget, you have to be better than that.

01:21:01.000 So I've raised the bar to possibly unreachable heights.

01:21:05.000 I don't know.

01:21:06.000 I think I hit that height.

01:21:08.000 Somebody brought this up to me here.

01:21:13.000 And they called it a wish.com version of me.

01:21:17.000 And I am.

01:21:20.000 Highs and lows.

01:21:25.000 Shitty teeth, weird mustache.

01:21:28.000 Yeah, we're getting long hair.

01:21:31.000 Not fat.

01:21:32.000 Shitty music.

01:21:33.000 Well.

01:21:34.000 Hey, G-Dog and giggles.

01:21:35.000 I think you underestimate just how influential or how you've changed other people's views for the betterment and happiness of their lives.

01:21:42.000 I know it's more humble to say it, but I just want to personally say you've changed the course of at least one Gen Z's life choices.

01:21:48.000 I'm not only peacocked, but I wear suits properly with the tie done up more often than I'm in my now coming 20s.

01:21:55.000 Is he a teenager?

01:21:56.000 I've read so much more books and talked with everyone I shake hands with.

01:22:00.000 I've realized everyone is much more endearing and interesting than I thought.

01:22:07.000 I've gotten more laid than ever, just being more honest and open with the birds.

01:22:10.000 Maybe he's British.

01:22:11.000 Not to mention the helpful eating out tips.

01:22:14.000 Start slow, guys.

01:22:15.000 You're not a pig at the trough.

01:22:17.000 Take it very easy.

01:22:19.000 My family and close friends have always come first, as every viewer should.

01:22:23.000 Oh, yeah, he says he's learned about loyalty from talking to everyone he shakes hands with.

01:22:34.000 That's why right-wingers love the family and the left seeks to end it, just because of daddy issues and fucked up anecdotal evidence or dumb, self-indulgent boomers.

01:22:41.000 My father left me at a very young age.

01:22:43.000 This is what we were talking about earlier.

01:22:44.000 But that doesn't define me as a man or make me think family is bad long term to all of the men of single parents, grow a fucking pair and keep the family.

01:22:52.000 Gavin McInnes is not the Nazi that nerds who never lived and aren't loyal accuse him to be.

01:22:58.000 And who continued...

01:22:58.000 This sounds like I wrote this letter.

01:23:01.000 And who continue to destroy lives because of some fucked up revenge on the happy people who just wanted the loner in the corner to join the party.

01:23:07.000 At the end of the day, when all said and done, G-Dog is just the same peace punk rocker from Canada who's not afraid to speak about what's truly important in this world and poke fun here and there for our amusement.

01:23:18.000 Because life is only so long.

01:23:20.000 Keep giving her shit, bud.

01:23:22.000 Now I think you're Canadian.

01:23:24.000 God bless your family and yours too, G-Dog.

01:23:26.000 I mean, God bless your family, Ryan, and yours too, G-Dog.

01:23:30.000 I hope you still write down what you wanted to say to your grandma, Gav.

01:23:33.000 Sincerely, Dakota Fremont in Montana.

01:23:38.000 Hell yeah.

01:23:40.000 Gavin, I doubt you're remembering, but I saw you a couple years ago while you were ice skating with your family in Colonial Williamsburg.

01:23:46.000 I fangirled, and I know you hate that.

01:23:48.000 I won't bore you with how long I've been a fan and all that jazz.

01:23:50.000 I want to maybe correct you on something you said on episode 132 with Maddie.

01:23:54.000 You said probation and parole officers are lefties.

01:23:56.000 I've been a probation officer in Colorado and am now a probation parole officer in Virginia.

01:24:01.000 And while I can only speak for the districts I've worked in, the career field as a whole is pretty red.

01:24:06.000 The majority of us are prior military and law enforcement.

01:24:10.000 We have to enforce the policy of the lawmakers.

01:24:12.000 We don't have to agree with them.

01:24:14.000 We rarely do.

01:24:15.000 So look at it the way you do.

01:24:16.000 The cops fuck the probation officers' bosses.

01:24:20.000 I love your show.

01:24:21.000 I like you more than a friend.

01:24:23.000 Maybe I should have been more specific then, because I know it to be true of New York.

01:24:27.000 All these anger management classes and fucking Probation officers tend to be dickweeds.

01:24:35.000 And they talk for hours in these classes about how America's racist and, you know, fucking, what do you call it?

01:24:45.000 Trigger warnings, all that kind of stuff.

01:24:47.000 Right, Ryan?

01:24:48.000 Trigger warnings?

01:24:50.000 Terrible.

01:24:50.000 No, no, you know what I mean, though, like these anger management classes.

01:24:54.000 Yeah.

01:24:56.000 They're black, usually.

01:24:58.000 Yeah, everyone in the audio, everyone that goes to anger management is for domestic violence is black and Hispanic, mostly Hispanic.

01:25:06.000 And they're not PC.

01:25:08.000 They're blue collars.

01:25:09.000 So while the teacher of the class is constantly going on about racism, they're like, what's this got to do with anything?

01:25:16.000 They hate it.

01:25:18.000 So that's New York.

01:25:19.000 And we should have Maddie come in and talk about this.

01:25:21.000 He's dealt with a hell of a lot more probation officers than me.

01:25:25.000 I just hear the stories.

01:25:28.000 Okay, is that it?

01:25:32.000 Oh, this one's cool.

01:25:35.000 The Atlantic one?

01:25:36.000 What's the Atlantic one?

01:25:38.000 You did it.

01:25:38.000 You meme the bald eagle into everyone's conscience.

01:25:40.000 There's literally no reason to say that.

01:25:41.000 No, that's not a good one.

01:25:42.000 There's no bald eagle mentioned there in a funny way.

01:25:44.000 Oh, there sure is.

01:25:45.000 Look.

01:25:45.000 No, it's just the bald eagle.

01:25:47.000 They never say the bird which is.

01:25:49.000 Well.

01:25:49.000 So that's not a good letter.

01:25:52.000 I mean, I see it right here.

01:25:56.000 What?

01:25:57.000 America's love-hate relationship with the bird, which is the bald eagle.

01:26:01.000 You changed it.

01:26:02.000 No, I didn't.

01:26:03.000 I promise.

01:26:04.000 You trick me, Ryan.

01:26:06.000 I do.

01:26:07.000 You play crazy.

01:26:08.000 You play crazy, crazy games.

01:26:11.000 It's like I put peepee in your coat, dog.

01:26:15.000 Okay, last one.

01:26:16.000 Mailbag question.

01:26:17.000 First off, I just want to say I'm a new subscriber.

01:26:19.000 I decided to subscribe after seeing all the clips from various YouTube channels.

01:26:22.000 I think those clips are up and they stay up on YouTube because the fat loser, gamer, YouTube nerds think that I don't like people stealing my content.

01:26:32.000 I love it.

01:26:33.000 If it's under 10 minutes, please go bananas.

01:26:38.000 I would say that allowing them to steal your content might be a good idea after all.

01:26:40.000 I'm not too familiar with Gavin's previous work, but I knew he probably wasn't an insane white supremacist like the media makes him out to be, and I was surprised at how normal he actually is.

01:26:48.000 I'm getting that a lot these days.

01:26:50.000 Ryan is really funny too, and his impressions are all shitty.

01:26:53.000 He really annoys me and he sucks.

01:26:55.000 I can't believe anyone fucked him.

01:26:57.000 He's the most boring guy in the world and a stupid loser jerk who totally sucks shit balls.

01:27:03.000 It's like you weren't even reading half of that.

01:27:05.000 No, that's what I'm reading the letter.

01:27:07.000 I don't know, man.

01:27:08.000 Seems like you just read that off the page, man.

01:27:10.000 I was like, dang.

01:27:13.000 His pressions are hilarious.

01:27:15.000 I'm really loving all the content on the site.

01:27:17.000 And after explaining everything, I found that I really liked the off the record show.

01:27:20.000 But I guess that's something you did a long time ago.

01:27:22.000 Yeah, maybe we should do off the record.

01:27:24.000 All right, let's get to the final vid.

01:27:27.000 I want the show.

01:27:43.000 What if we did the whole show with that camera 2 angle?

01:27:46.000 That'd be interesting.

01:27:48.000 That would be exciting.

01:27:50.000 Exciting, maybe.

01:27:52.000 At my gym, the dudes there, the old school boxers, like my age, I think of them as old and they're probably younger than me.

01:28:02.000 They fucking hate Red Bull.

01:28:05.000 Oh, yeah.

01:28:05.000 Monster energy drink I brought.

01:28:07.000 No one notices.

01:28:08.000 They know half of us are on pre-workout, which is just tons of caffeine.

01:28:13.000 I bet a chemist would have trouble distinguishing between Red Bull and pre-workout.

01:28:18.000 It's all the same shit.

01:28:19.000 It's all just caffeine.

01:28:20.000 There's no magic powders at the end of the day.

01:28:23.000 But they go, I go, where's my Red Bull?

01:28:25.000 The coaches will throw it out.

01:28:28.000 I go, who touched my Red Bull?

01:28:29.000 They go, you can't have that shit.

01:28:31.000 I go, it's just caffeine and sugar.

01:28:34.000 And they go, no, it's that other stuff.

01:28:36.000 And they mention that, what is in Red Bull?

01:28:37.000 Taurine.

01:28:38.000 Taurine.

01:28:39.000 Taurine's a made-up bullshit thing.

01:28:41.000 It's not a magical thing.

01:28:42.000 It's all energy drinks are just sugar and caffeine.

01:28:46.000 That's it.

01:28:46.000 They used to say taurine was from a bull's balls to get me to not drink it.

01:28:53.000 It's not dangerous.

01:28:54.000 In fact, here's a video of a guy having a Red Bull, and everything is perfectly fine.

01:29:00.000 It turns out great for him.

01:29:02.000 He just has a little bit of a caffeine buzz after.

01:29:06.000 See, look.

01:29:07.000 He's got one of those Red Bull king cans.

01:29:09.000 He's doing great.

01:29:10.000 He puts it down and experiences zero harm.

01:29:14.000 What is the danger here?

01:29:22.000 Did that horn go up his ass?

01:29:25.000 Holy shit.

01:29:26.000 Get fired.

01:29:27.000 Get in trouble.

01:29:28.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

01:29:30.000 Inexplicable stomach growl.

01:29:32.000 From the pit of it, like a fucking terrier hit me.

01:29:35.000 Despicable, dummy down.

01:29:36.000 Ridiculous.

01:29:37.000 Tone is found.

01:29:38.000 Shoot off at the fucking mouth with a missile or thundercloud.

01:29:40.000 Hundred-pound pistol, pull the trigger, this gun will sound.

01:29:43.000 And you get a fucking digital underground.

01:29:45.000 He's just crazy.

01:29:46.000 Mr. You okay, man?

01:29:48.000 With a ramp post, the handle, sucker.

01:29:50.000 A damn boat cutter.

01:29:50.000 A sandal, a candle, butter, a candle, rubber, beano, a brando, sucker, some handle.

01:30:06.000 Cutter, making me tampoo.

01:30:09.000 Same trampo.

01:30:10.000 And there's nothing smart about you, Jim.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 15, 2022

S4E89 - HILLARY SPIED PEOPLE DIED

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