Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E90

00:00:04.000 I don't wanna fucking be anymore.

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.

00:00:44.000 That was a fun band.

00:00:46.000 Is a fun band.

00:00:47.000 Remo Drive.

00:00:49.000 Some Midwestern kids from, I don't know, Milwaukee or some shit.

00:00:53.000 Mess.

00:00:54.000 No.

00:00:55.000 One of those awesome Midwestern towns where everyone drinks beer and cheese and it's fun to hang out with.

00:01:01.000 Canadians, really.

00:01:02.000 Midwesterners are indistinguishable from Canadians.

00:01:05.000 And Chicago is Toronto.

00:01:07.000 Let's cut the shit.

00:01:12.000 I was going to play this band, High-Viz.

00:01:15.000 It was neck and neck, and I don't want to wait till Monday.

00:01:17.000 I'm not going to be here Monday.

00:01:18.000 We're going to show an old Gavin McInnes show, maybe the first one ever.

00:01:23.000 But High-Viz are this pro-working class band, post-proto-punk hardcore, really good too.

00:01:31.000 The first band was sort of like that baseball band that we were into for a while.

00:01:36.000 And this band is more weird.

00:01:44.000 Their thing is like, they're proud to be working class.

00:01:48.000 Which sounds so weird to us here in the West, in North America, because we don't have class.

00:01:54.000 But as we're learning in this revolution, we have just as much class problems as Britain does.

00:02:02.000 I mean, look at Canada.

00:02:04.000 But I don't want to be serious in political today.

00:02:07.000 It's a Friday.

00:02:08.000 Let's have some fun.

00:02:11.000 I had bag day today, where you wear a body bag thing, and guys punch you.

00:02:17.000 So I hit someone for three rounds, and then he hit me for three rounds.

00:02:20.000 My old scam was to wear two at once.

00:02:23.000 And the coach said, no, you fucking pussy.

00:02:25.000 He goes, I want to get on your show.

00:02:27.000 I want to put me on your radio show.

00:02:29.000 He thinks I do a radio show.

00:02:31.000 I want to fucking tell everyone what a pussy you are.

00:02:35.000 I'm going to, he's like, I'm going to end your whole thing.

00:02:38.000 Because he thinks you guys think that I'm a tough guy.

00:02:40.000 Like I'm dishonest, but I'm not.

00:02:43.000 And then I took some pre-workout.

00:02:45.000 So I'm actually, the thing about pre-workout is you work beyond your skill set.

00:02:50.000 So I was hammering this dude more than I'm physically capable of.

00:02:53.000 Sick.

00:02:54.000 So after six rounds, I was like beyond dead.

00:02:58.000 So I was supposed to do a double end bag and I just went to the couch and lay down.

00:03:01.000 He's like, where the fuck is Gavin?

00:03:03.000 And I was on the couch and it was that level of exhaustion where you're concerned about dying and you're holding your heart and you're staring at the defibrillator on the wall going, I hope people know how to use that because I want to be around for my children.

00:03:14.000 And then I noticed, like the coach is a bully, and that's kind of what we sign up for.

00:03:18.000 But I noticed, that's what I looked like after.

00:03:22.000 I noticed they.

00:03:23.000 Did they fill your fucking boxing gloves with bees?

00:03:27.000 I'm clearly allergic to exhaustion.

00:03:31.000 Did they put nettle on the outside of his boxing glove?

00:03:36.000 I look like someone who's allergic to cashews, just rubbed cashews all over themselves.

00:03:43.000 And I noticed there was no more ribbing of the G, which means you've reached a level of fag where people feel sorry for you.

00:03:52.000 It's like being a Mets fan.

00:03:54.000 Boston fans and Yankees fans will argue, and then you come in and you're like, yeah, well, that's like the Mets too.

00:03:59.000 And people go, yeah.

00:04:02.000 They don't, you're not part of the discussion as a Mets fan.

00:04:04.000 People just go, yeah, actually, they do.

00:04:06.000 It's the same with boxing.

00:04:07.000 Like, if you're a shitty boxer and you hit a guy and you know you suck when he goes, good, good, nice one.

00:04:13.000 That means he's better than you.

00:04:15.000 And Yankees fans and Red Sox fans are the same with the Mets.

00:04:18.000 Like, yeah, yeah, okay.

00:04:19.000 You guys had a great year.

00:04:21.000 Yeah, look at you go with your Jacob deGrom in the Hall of Fame.

00:04:26.000 All right, buddy.

00:04:28.000 Thank you.

00:04:28.000 I'm my number one.

00:04:32.000 But I got the vibe at the end when I was sitting on the couch for like two rounds going, that it was like embarrassing for the entire gym.

00:04:42.000 And the analogy I would use is, you know, like that black dude who's on the slingshot?

00:04:47.000 And instead of him going, whoa, this is crazy, you guys.

00:04:51.000 He's just going, eh, mama, mama, and then faints.

00:04:56.000 And I would, and then wakes up and goes, mama, mama.

00:05:01.000 And I'd imagine when he goes click, click, click, click, click back down, like she's dumping him.

00:05:05.000 You're done.

00:05:06.000 I was the black dude going, mama, mama.

00:05:09.000 Is that him?

00:05:10.000 He's one of them.

00:05:11.000 A lot of them pass out on the try.

00:05:13.000 A lot of black dudes faint.

00:05:15.000 It might be genetic.

00:05:16.000 Maybe.

00:05:17.000 Sickle cell anemia and fainting on the slingshot.

00:05:19.000 The fast twitch muscle reverberates and...

00:05:24.000 Wow.

00:05:25.000 Yeah, this is me.

00:05:32.000 That's me in the ring.

00:05:37.000 That's one of the best ones I've ever seen.

00:05:50.000 Why is he putting his hand over his mouth?

00:05:53.000 I assume you're dumped after that, right?

00:05:55.000 Can the relationship continue?

00:05:58.000 Get up, get up, get up.

00:05:59.000 Okay, get up.

00:05:59.000 Get up, get up, get out.

00:06:01.000 Stop talking.

00:06:01.000 Go!

00:06:02.000 Go!

00:06:02.000 Complete takeover.

00:06:07.000 Baby knocks over the chair.

00:06:08.000 Sorry to interrupt me.

00:06:10.000 Whoa.

00:06:10.000 But there is some breaking news.

00:06:12.000 The police are cracking down on the Ottawans, the protesters.

00:06:17.000 Holy shit.

00:06:18.000 Shit's getting hectic over there.

00:06:20.000 They canceled parliament.

00:06:22.000 Justin Trudeau said everyone out.

00:06:24.000 The police actually kicked out the politicians.

00:06:28.000 So you talk about storming the capital.

00:06:30.000 Imagine the police came into the capital and kicked out all the lawmakers and said, No government today.

00:06:37.000 That's a police state.

00:06:39.000 So there's dozens of trucks honking.

00:06:41.000 They're separating people from their families.

00:06:43.000 The leftist take is that they brought kids here.

00:06:46.000 By the way, it's bad when you separate Mexicans from their kids at the border.

00:06:50.000 That's the most unthinkable thing.

00:06:52.000 But according to the left, this is heroic.

00:06:54.000 And there's weird shit going on.

00:06:57.000 Like, they have Australian accents.

00:06:58.000 I don't think there's enough Ottawa police willing to do this.

00:07:01.000 So they're just grabbing any Tom Dick and Harry.

00:07:04.000 Hey, I'll give you citizenship if you stand here in a fluorescent fucking ski jacket.

00:07:10.000 Turn it up.

00:07:11.000 I'm going to ask you to step back, and I'll want you to record it from here.

00:07:13.000 Give me that problem.

00:07:17.000 So this is it.

00:07:18.000 This is the crackdown.

00:07:20.000 Justin Trudeau.

00:07:23.000 Some people said it was military disguised as regular cops.

00:07:26.000 That's interesting.

00:07:27.000 I've actually seen actual military.

00:07:29.000 There are military there, that's right.

00:07:30.000 But yeah, the head honcho that was kind of directing people before had an Australian accent.

00:07:37.000 That's the most aggressive one.

00:07:39.000 That's bizarre.

00:07:40.000 And all the other cops, you can tell, if you're a regular cop, you just stand still and you don't really say anything to anybody.

00:07:46.000 That's kind of, I think, their order.

00:07:57.000 It's so weird seeing the media support this.

00:08:00.000 It just shows what absolute fucking cucks they are.

00:08:03.000 I sent you this guy, Ryan Ling, not to be confused with Ryan Long, our buddy.

00:08:10.000 And his take is all like...

00:08:12.000 Yeah, the police, people are freaking out about the police separating people from their kids.

00:08:17.000 Look, police have done this many, many times.

00:08:19.000 Not a big deal, guys.

00:08:20.000 They shouldn't have brought their fucking kids here.

00:08:22.000 Oh, Justin Ling, not to be confused with close.

00:08:26.000 Your shit's all retarded.

00:08:28.000 You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded.

00:08:31.000 Okay.

00:08:32.000 Get it?

00:08:33.000 What's that beeping?

00:08:35.000 Somebody backing up?

00:08:37.000 Hey, FBI, I think some of your bugs are running out of batteries.

00:08:41.000 I got a weird thing in the mail the other day.

00:08:43.000 It was like, I have information on Joe Biden.

00:08:46.000 Oh.

00:08:47.000 And it wasn't to my address, but it landed in my mailbox.

00:08:51.000 What?

00:08:52.000 And I thought, is this the feds trying to trick me into opening someone else's mail so they can charge me with a felony?

00:08:57.000 Have you ever gotten a call from the state police that says, hey, we're looking for a donation and anyone will do?

00:09:04.000 Yes.

00:09:05.000 Okay.

00:09:05.000 Yeah, that's normal.

00:09:07.000 Especially if you donate to them in the past.

00:09:08.000 They have smart robots.

00:09:10.000 So I said, I'm sorry, is this a real guy or a robot?

00:09:13.000 And he says, this is a real human being, but I am communicating through a computer.

00:09:20.000 So it was automated, but it has responses to trick you with these normal questions.

00:09:26.000 Okay, go back to the shit, Faggot.

00:09:29.000 Okay.

00:09:30.000 The shit.

00:09:31.000 Ryan Ling.

00:09:32.000 Justin Ling.

00:09:35.000 Oh, shoot.

00:09:38.000 Oh, it looks like there's a...

00:09:40.000 Someone.

00:09:42.000 Oh, there's...

00:09:44.000 Last night they arrested...

00:09:47.000 I forget her name, but she was one of the organizers.

00:09:50.000 And she was arrested peacefully.

00:09:52.000 The guys with her were like, you have to take us too.

00:09:55.000 And they're like, no, we don't want you.

00:09:58.000 You know who's a good guy to follow?

00:10:00.000 Is Keenan Baxt?

00:10:03.000 He's like the new me at Rebel News.

00:10:06.000 This is not going to be an easy thing.

00:10:08.000 These are not go-karts.

00:10:09.000 There's dozens of trucks.

00:10:11.000 They go for blocks and blocks.

00:10:14.000 What the fuck are you going to do?

00:10:16.000 This isn't as exciting as I thought it was going to be.

00:10:19.000 I thought that we were going to see the Gestapo here.

00:10:21.000 Well, they do it in bursts.

00:10:23.000 So they'll like inch up.

00:10:25.000 And so it kind of is like a slow burn.

00:10:31.000 But they're arresting people.

00:10:32.000 What's the three mean?

00:10:34.000 They're arresting people.

00:10:43.000 So if the police kick the politicians out of the parliament, that's a police state, right?

00:10:48.000 I mean, what happened with Castro?

00:10:51.000 This is Castro too, his son.

00:10:53.000 They kicked out the politicians.

00:10:58.000 You got Keenan Baxed?

00:11:01.000 Do you know who he is?

00:11:03.000 I'm going to look him up right now, but I want to show that arrest from last night.

00:11:09.000 If you haven't seen it yet, it's pretty interesting.

00:11:12.000 I mean, there's been a lot happening.

00:11:14.000 Now I feel bad for kicking Gavin out.

00:11:15.000 He could have covered this.

00:11:17.000 I guess, but I kind of like the way that you do it.

00:11:20.000 You like me better than him?

00:11:23.000 I'm pro-Gavin.

00:11:24.000 Oh, what a diplomatic answer.

00:11:26.000 All right, this is boring.

00:11:28.000 We'll check in on that throughout the course of the show.

00:11:33.000 Here's much more interesting news back to reality.

00:11:38.000 Time travel exists, folks.

00:11:40.000 Breaking.

00:11:41.000 Much bigger than...

00:11:42.000 Get rid of the flag.

00:11:44.000 No disrespect to my brethren, but I don't want to confuse people.

00:11:49.000 So, remember the fly with Jeff Goldblum?

00:11:53.000 Yeah.

00:11:55.000 He gets in, it's called a telepod.

00:11:57.000 And this scientist invented a way to teleport from A to B. And he goes to, he could do objects and like animals and stuff.

00:12:04.000 And he goes, I'm going to show you can do it to a human.

00:12:06.000 Of course, being a real scientist, he tested on himself first.

00:12:11.000 And he got in the telepod and he teleported.

00:12:15.000 And everything went great, but there was a fly in the telepod.

00:12:18.000 And he turned into a fly.

00:12:20.000 This actually happened with Howard Stern's staff.

00:12:22.000 If you check 1.5, Howard Stern tested a telepod, and the rest of his staff thought it was a joke, and they all piled in with him and closed the door, and his entire staff merged into Howard Stern's body.

00:12:35.000 And it created...

00:12:37.000 No, fuck, 1-5.

00:12:38.000 You just ruined the bit!

00:12:41.000 I said 1-5!

00:12:44.000 You fucking numbskull!

00:12:47.000 Oops.

00:12:49.000 Well, 1-5.

00:12:51.000 Death of a bit.

00:12:53.000 Death of a bit.

00:12:54.000 I'll cut it out.

00:12:56.000 There's Howard Stern and his staff, His accountant, women who work there.

00:13:02.000 It seems like very little of Howard Stern remains.

00:13:05.000 I think it was just his face plate and some of his hair.

00:13:10.000 Look at the neck.

00:13:12.000 You know what it is?

00:13:13.000 Howard Stern isn't overweight, but someone's neck is.

00:13:16.000 And they got in there.

00:13:18.000 Did Artie Lang visit during this day?

00:13:20.000 Artie Lang was coming by to get his last paycheck.

00:13:22.000 Oh, shit.

00:13:23.000 He'd forgotten to pick it up five years ago.

00:13:26.000 But similarly, there was a time traveler who went back to prehistoric times.

00:13:30.000 Cave, not cave, yeah, caveman times.

00:13:33.000 So post-dinosaur, but still woolly mammoths are around.

00:13:37.000 And as he was coming back to report, he's kind of a nerd.

00:13:41.000 He brought some ferns and stuff.

00:13:42.000 A fucking caveman jumped into the machine with him.

00:13:45.000 So when he landed, he just kicked the guy out.

00:13:47.000 Now this cave person's roaming around San Francisco.

00:13:54.000 That's not how hands go.

00:13:56.000 This is before we figured out to put our hands on either side of us.

00:13:59.000 It is tough.

00:14:00.000 When we first started, we put our left arms through our legs.

00:14:10.000 Are you sure that's not Chris Katan in Mr. Peepers?

00:14:13.000 Is that not Mr. Peepers?

00:14:15.000 Look at him.

00:14:18.000 Ugh, I hate Chris Katan.

00:14:21.000 Look at that.

00:14:22.000 Caveman.

00:14:23.000 He somehow got clothes.

00:14:24.000 What is that, a blazer and shorts?

00:14:27.000 I think it's a sweatshirt and shorts.

00:14:29.000 This is where we're at, folks.

00:14:30.000 Blue Run Cities.

00:14:34.000 And if we're honest with ourselves, crime, COVID is not the problem.

00:14:38.000 The problem in America, outside of gross self-indulgence and obesity, which are the same thing, but the real problem is mental illness.

00:14:46.000 Our prisons are full of the mentally i.

00:14:48.000 We shut down the looney bins.

00:14:49.000 I don't know why we did that.

00:14:51.000 They need to go back up.

00:14:52.000 We need mental institutions.

00:14:58.000 Also in the news, remember I was talking last week with this woman who was swept away under ice?

00:15:05.000 It's the most horrific thing in the world.

00:15:07.000 I'll just remind you, one six.

00:15:12.000 I've seen a few things that make me think of hell.

00:15:15.000 I won't say one of them.

00:15:16.000 It was a bit a documentary.

00:15:18.000 Oh, here we go.

00:15:19.000 You're watching hell.

00:15:21.000 It was a documentary about this guy who killed his daughters, and they got into very specific details.

00:15:25.000 Don't ever watch any documentary about a man who killed his daughters.

00:15:28.000 It's something I would pay $1,000 to have removed from my head.

00:15:32.000 It's the most hellish thing I've ever heard.

00:15:34.000 And then this is number two.

00:15:36.000 I don't know why I'm showing it to you.

00:15:37.000 It's somehow...

00:15:39.000 Look, she's...

00:15:40.000 Oh, she does the sign of the cross.

00:15:42.000 And she just dives in.

00:15:46.000 So he goes to get her.

00:15:48.000 And it's just blackness.

00:15:59.000 Oh my god, her children are there.

00:16:00.000 Why did I show you this?

00:16:02.000 I'm evil.

00:16:05.000 Okay, that's enough of that.

00:16:06.000 The most horrific thing imaginable.

00:16:08.000 Talk about people being separated from their children.

00:16:11.000 And it's literally in a horror movie.

00:16:13.000 In The Omen 17, which, by the way, I think it's the scariest.

00:16:19.000 The two scariest movies I know of are The Omen.

00:16:23.000 Whoa.

00:16:27.000 I don't remember that scene.

00:16:29.000 That's not The Omen, is it?

00:16:31.000 This is a compilation someone made to a Metallica song.

00:16:34.000 Yeah, this is The Omen, too.

00:16:37.000 I consider this and the one with Nicole Kibman where she doesn't know she's dead.

00:16:43.000 The fuck is that one called again?

00:16:45.000 The Others.

00:16:46.000 The Others.

00:16:47.000 All three Omens and The Others are the scariest movies I know of.

00:16:51.000 I showed the Omen to my eldest kids and they go, you're a fag.

00:16:54.000 I know they didn't say that, but they go, how is this scary?

00:16:58.000 I go, this isn't scary?

00:17:01.000 Look, they're trying to save him under the ice.

00:17:05.000 This is us trying to save Canada.

00:17:13.000 They can't go too close.

00:17:16.000 Anyway, in the first case, you're watching it and you're like, get a rope.

00:17:22.000 Where's a rope?

00:17:24.000 And I saw this video the other day and I thought, oh, great.

00:17:27.000 A third person.

00:17:28.000 We have the kid from the Omen.

00:17:30.000 We've got the Russian lady who made the sign of the cross.

00:17:31.000 And now this guy's going to croak.

00:17:36.000 Weird choice of music.

00:17:40.000 But pretty ironically suitable.

00:17:46.000 Ooh, that's some chilliness.

00:17:48.000 You probably can't think straight.

00:17:52.000 There you are.

00:17:52.000 You're there, buddy.

00:17:53.000 You're there.

00:17:54.000 No, no, no, no, no, no.

00:17:55.000 You're there.

00:17:56.000 No, you're there.

00:17:57.000 No, no, no, no, you're there.

00:17:59.000 Meanwhile, he's freezing his ass off.

00:18:03.000 Come on, come on, come on.

00:18:04.000 You're there.

00:18:06.000 He's wave.

00:18:07.000 You can't understand him waving?

00:18:09.000 You fucking idiot.

00:18:11.000 Well, I don't know if idiot is the term.

00:18:14.000 Well.

00:18:17.000 Look.

00:18:19.000 The rope.

00:18:21.000 Have a plan B, folks.

00:18:23.000 This is all metaphorical.

00:18:28.000 Okay, speaking of cold, let's check in on Canada and see if they've got a plan B. How's the rope coming?

00:18:34.000 Let's see.

00:18:36.000 Just always have that up in a window somehow.

00:18:42.000 It's the only sound I can make while trying to do that.

00:18:46.000 Live in Ottawa.

00:18:49.000 10,000 viewers.

00:18:51.000 10,000 viewers?

00:18:53.000 Viewers.

00:18:54.000 Oh.

00:18:58.000 This is what a Canadian riot looks like.

00:19:01.000 It's very polite.

00:19:04.000 Fuck Trudeau science.

00:19:06.000 That's really their crime.

00:19:12.000 Let's jump into Canada, shall we?

00:19:14.000 I've got some Canada stuff.

00:19:15.000 So the cops are moving in.

00:19:20.000 Justin Castro in 2012.

00:19:24.000 Oh, yeah.

00:19:24.000 So go to 2-4.

00:19:25.000 This is a good one.

00:19:26.000 Jewish woman in the House of House of Parliament?

00:19:32.000 Talking to the Speaker of the House.

00:19:33.000 By the way, I love Canadian politics.

00:19:36.000 It's the same as Britain.

00:19:37.000 We have both sides fighting, but talking to the Speaker of the House.

00:19:40.000 Wouldn't it be fun to be the Speaker of the House?

00:19:44.000 Okay, let's hear your side.

00:19:46.000 What do you got to say for yourself?

00:19:49.000 The guy who does it, he's some fucking hoser from Thunder Bay, which is like West Virginia, total hick, dead mining town with mosquitoes the size of hawks.

00:19:59.000 And he's not that well educated, like moderate, you know, local, the equivalent of a state college.

00:20:05.000 He's a professor.

00:20:06.000 He very speaks French and English fluently, which is really all you need in Canada to be considered worthy of a great cushy government job.

00:20:14.000 But that's his job.

00:20:15.000 He just sits there and people talk to him.

00:20:16.000 I had to restart my mail.

00:20:17.000 Which link?

00:20:18.000 He occasionally stands up and will tell everyone to calm down.

00:20:23.000 2-4.

00:20:24.000 2-4.

00:20:25.000 Your mail crashed?

00:20:26.000 Yeah.

00:20:27.000 I got the spinning wheel.

00:20:28.000 Hmm.

00:20:31.000 Wonder why.

00:20:31.000 So keep in mind this woman...

00:20:33.000 Is that 2-4?

00:20:35.000 Okay.

00:20:40.000 Try.

00:20:40.000 There we go.

00:20:42.000 Wait, that wasn't 2-4?

00:20:44.000 Are you fucking up basic numbers again?

00:20:49.000 Yeah.

00:20:50.000 So that is 2-4.

00:20:51.000 Yes.

00:20:52.000 So you click 2-3?

00:20:54.000 I believe so.

00:20:55.000 Yes.

00:20:56.000 Try to get up.

00:20:58.000 Are you on brain medication?

00:21:00.000 Yes.

00:21:01.000 Well, stop it.

00:21:03.000 It's making you even dumber.

00:21:04.000 Hopeful vision for public life isn't a naive dream.

00:21:07.000 It could be a powerful force for change.

00:21:09.000 If Canadians are to trust their government, their government needs to trust Canadians.

00:21:13.000 Those are the words of the Prime Minister in 2015.

00:21:17.000 These people, very often misogynistic, racist, women haters, science deniers, the fringe.

00:21:24.000 Same Prime Minister six years later as he fans the flames of an unjustified national emergency.

00:21:31.000 Mr. Speaker, when did the Prime Minister lose his way?

00:21:34.000 When did it happen?

00:21:42.000 Conservative Party members can stand with people who wave swastikas.

00:21:46.000 They can stand with people who wave to be able to get swastikas.

00:21:57.000 By the way, if that really was a real dude who had a swastika, way to go, clown.

00:22:03.000 You gave them a hook to hang their coat on.

00:22:06.000 I'd say the odds are 99% it's just a fake dude.

00:22:10.000 But say there is a 1% chance it's a real guy.

00:22:12.000 Way to go.

00:22:12.000 Like that proud boy who wore the 6 million wasn't enough shirt because he thought it was funny.

00:22:17.000 Fed, nice work.

00:22:19.000 I don't think he was a Fed, actually.

00:22:20.000 I think he's just a fucking idiot who gave millions of people something to hang their coat on.

00:22:27.000 Same with the dummies who went to Charlottesville.

00:22:29.000 Same with James Fields, the guy who hit Heather Heyer.

00:22:35.000 Like, way to go.

00:22:36.000 Now we have to hear about that for the rest of our lives.

00:22:38.000 That's why I was so worried someone's going to shoot Barack Obama.

00:22:41.000 Not because I give a fuck about Barack Obama, but because I didn't want to hear about, we had one black president, you killed him.

00:22:46.000 Don't give these people the fodder.

00:22:49.000 The guy making that speech earlier, too, he said that, too.

00:22:51.000 He's like, the guy fucking with the Nazi flag, that wouldn't fucking fly out here.

00:22:55.000 We fucking told him to get lost, and he did.

00:22:58.000 He's like, you know, we're good people.

00:23:00.000 Yeah, but even like, remember Joey Salads?

00:23:02.000 He went to a Trump rally with the swastika armband.

00:23:05.000 And his point was, watch how I get treated.

00:23:07.000 And the way he was treated was, get the fuck out of here, asshole.

00:23:10.000 People still use that picture of him with the swastika as proof that Trump supporters are Nazis.

00:23:17.000 I mean, on the one hand, you go, Gavin, we can't play by their game.

00:23:21.000 You can't win.

00:23:22.000 But on the other hand, I go, just don't give them an inch.

00:23:25.000 Trudeau tyranny is trending.

00:23:27.000 Oh, wow.

00:23:28.000 Fuck.

00:23:29.000 Well, that's the problem with Justin.

00:23:31.000 He was always so pro-protest.

00:23:33.000 Wouldn't it be awesome if I was the Prime Minister of Canada?

00:23:36.000 And I went, all right, all right, let's meet.

00:23:39.000 All right, all right, all right.

00:23:41.000 And we meet, and I say, okay, we're going to lift the mandates.

00:23:44.000 And then I do a speech.

00:23:45.000 I even wrote it out here where I go, the people have spoken.

00:23:50.000 You know, sometimes democracy is inconvenient, especially for those of us with power.

00:23:59.000 But in a free society, you have to concede to the will of the people.

00:24:05.000 And that's what we're doing here today.

00:24:06.000 The mandates are officially lifted.

00:24:08.000 Congratulations.

00:24:11.000 Thank you.

00:24:11.000 I'll be enjoying the next 72 terms as prime minister.

00:24:15.000 I'll be dying of old age in the House of Parliament.

00:24:19.000 But no, it's about saving face, as Rebel News points out.

00:24:22.000 By the way, happy birthday, Ezra Levant.

00:24:24.000 50 years young.

00:24:25.000 I'm older than Ezra Levant.

00:24:30.000 It's all about saving face.

00:24:31.000 That's all they care about.

00:24:33.000 And it's sad because this would be such a great moment to show that you're above petty things like how you're seen.

00:24:40.000 But that's how these people get there.

00:24:42.000 Chris Cuomo, Andrew Cuomo, all about ego.

00:24:45.000 Well, obviously, Justin Trudeau was the previous prime minister's son.

00:24:48.000 That's how he got there.

00:24:49.000 But most of these politicians are there.

00:24:50.000 It's Hollywood for ugly people.

00:24:52.000 And they have no intention of giving anything, any flack.

00:24:57.000 But the problem is he said so much dumb shit in the past.

00:24:59.000 Like now you can go to 2-3.

00:25:01.000 Our boy Ron Coleman points out that just like that weird lesbian, Justin Trudeau used to love this kind of shit.

00:25:09.000 Quoting Justin Trudeau 10 years ago, when a government starts trying to cancel dissent or avoid dissent is when it's rapidly losing its moral authority to govern.

00:25:19.000 Harper in 2005.

00:25:21.000 So this is Justin.

00:25:22.000 I thought it was a little articulate for Justin.

00:25:23.000 This is Justin quoting previous Prime Minister Stephen Harper and saying, you fucking hypocrite.

00:25:30.000 You are not supporting the people's will.

00:25:32.000 And then it comes, then all of a sudden he's in Harper's shoes and he's like, get the Australian police over here.

00:25:38.000 Get them arresting.

00:25:43.000 I sent you a picture where we can try to find Trudeau.

00:25:46.000 Trudeau.

00:25:48.000 Let's see if we can do it.

00:25:50.000 Stop.

00:25:50.000 Game alert.

00:25:51.000 We're having a game.

00:25:51.000 We're playing a game now.

00:25:53.000 Gotcha.

00:25:56.000 They're calling him Trudeau.

00:25:57.000 Trude Dope, I think, is a good one.

00:25:59.000 Or Justin Castro?

00:26:03.000 Okay.

00:26:04.000 Do you think you can find him?

00:26:06.000 I See people dancing on a truck?

00:26:09.000 I do.

00:26:09.000 I found him.

00:26:11.000 Okay, what's his hat?

00:26:13.000 It is an ethnic hat.

00:26:15.000 It's purple.

00:26:16.000 It's called a turban.

00:26:17.000 It has a little purple feather.

00:26:18.000 Yep.

00:26:19.000 I didn't want to give it away.

00:26:20.000 Guys, have you found him yet?

00:26:22.000 Why is there blood?

00:26:24.000 Oh, it's the police beating people.

00:26:27.000 Yikes.

00:26:28.000 He's a good artist, huh?

00:26:30.000 Yeah.

00:26:30.000 I found Waldo, if that matters a fuck.

00:26:33.000 Where's Waldo?

00:26:33.000 Oh, there he is.

00:26:35.000 Oh, they're spelling it Trudeau because Waldo.

00:26:37.000 There he is in the bottom left in blackface, dressed as a Sikh, I guess, in a turban.

00:26:44.000 It's called a turban, Ryan.

00:26:46.000 And of course, that is based on a real photograph.

00:26:52.000 Yeah, this is international news.

00:26:56.000 Look at 2-1.

00:26:56.000 They're talking about us in Glasgow.

00:26:58.000 Everyone keeps sending me this Scottish guy, and he is a genius, and I love my people, but I hate that he reads.

00:27:05.000 I'm done with people reading me something they wrote.

00:27:09.000 I can read too.

00:27:10.000 I'd rather watch him here on an interview where he's not reading.

00:27:16.000 Extraordinary.

00:27:16.000 It's so ironic in a way that his own father was the last person in Canada to do anything remotely similar in an earlier iteration of the Emergency Powers, the War Measures Act.

00:27:31.000 And he invoked it in the face of the October crisis, so-called, in 1970, when a group of independence-seeking terrorists trying to set up a socialist independent state in Quebec had kidnapped politicians.

00:27:48.000 Now, is he fee Glasgow or just Reference?

00:27:52.000 Actually, I'm not sure.

00:27:52.000 It's from Scotland.

00:27:54.000 As that drama unfolded, Trudeau Sr. invoked these War Measures Act.

00:27:59.000 And the irony that his son is doing something similar in the face of peaceful protesters who are putting up bouncy castles and offering saunas and free food to families who have gathered to ask for freedom just seems,

00:28:16.000 well, I think we live in a topsy-turvy world at the moment.

00:28:20.000 And I think Justin Trudeau, you mentioned Justin Ardern in New Zealand, obviously Emmanuel Macron in France.

00:28:28.000 I think this is, it's not about health now.

00:28:30.000 It's about saving face.

00:28:32.000 Yes, yes.

00:28:33.000 I think there are a lot of people.

00:28:35.000 Another thing, too, he's talking about the Quebec Separatists back in 1970 where the War Measures Act came into being.

00:28:42.000 And they weren't just being rude.

00:28:45.000 They didn't have bouncy castles in 1970.

00:28:47.000 They were murdering people.

00:28:48.000 They were kidnapping politicians.

00:28:50.000 They blew up a building.

00:28:51.000 They killed an English security guard.

00:28:53.000 Philip Villeneuve, the head of the FLQ, said that his only regret was he didn't kill more English people.

00:28:58.000 He only got one.

00:29:00.000 So there was an argument for the War Measures Act back then.

00:29:04.000 That was back in 1970.

00:29:05.000 The Black Panthers are big.

00:29:07.000 AIM.

00:29:07.000 It was the hot thing to do.

00:29:08.000 Weather Underground was blowing up buildings.

00:29:11.000 The boomers had decided to blow shit up.

00:29:13.000 And now they're in power, or their sons are, and they're enforcing that same kind of revolutionary behavior on modest, kind, reasonable citizens.

00:29:26.000 Story that's not getting any attention in Canada that Justin Trudeau doesn't seem to have a problem with is the pipeline attacks.

00:29:35.000 In BC, they're daring to try to get oil, gas from the ground, fuel, our own self-sufficient fuel.

00:29:43.000 And that's not, we'd prefer to get our fuel from jihadists.

00:29:47.000 So they are destroying all the equipment of the, what do you call them, miners?

00:29:56.000 The fuel guys.

00:29:59.000 Oil guys under attack.

00:30:01.000 But look at some of these pictures, man.

00:30:02.000 It looks like they hired a transformer to come and destroy the place.

00:30:06.000 Optimus Prime is a green environmental activist.

00:30:11.000 Look at this shit.

00:30:16.000 Keep going, keep going, keep going.

00:30:19.000 There's not a bunch more pics.

00:30:22.000 Maybe there's a slideshow in that link.

00:30:24.000 Yeah, maybe go to that one.

00:30:27.000 It's intense, dude.

00:30:28.000 I don't even know how they did some of this stuff.

00:30:30.000 Like, the entire front of the trucks.

00:30:32.000 Yeah, look at that in download image.

00:30:34.000 Well, download image.

00:30:35.000 The top left image there.

00:30:36.000 How did you do that?

00:30:38.000 Wait, whoa.

00:30:39.000 What?

00:30:41.000 Is that dynamite?

00:30:42.000 Like, no, there's no...

00:30:43.000 The pieces are all still there.

00:30:45.000 They must have hijacked one of the cranes or tractors, then picked up the other ones and dropped them on their faces.

00:30:53.000 So zero mention of that in the media.

00:30:55.000 It's already gone.

00:30:56.000 Which brings us to racism.

00:31:01.000 Let's do the fucking racism thing.

00:31:03.000 Well, don't worry.

00:31:03.000 We'll come back to Canada and see if there's just more just dudes standing there.

00:31:09.000 I'm a black female.

00:31:11.000 What other different...

00:31:12.000 What else could I have done to piss you off?

00:31:15.000 Black woman?

00:31:17.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:31:33.000 Quintez Brown.

00:31:36.000 Gone.

00:31:37.000 Just like the pipeline, gone from the media, Quintez Brown has vanished.

00:31:41.000 He's an anti-gun activist.

00:31:45.000 He was on Joy Reed.

00:31:46.000 And he decided to murder a Jew.

00:31:49.000 A white Jew fucking scumbag.

00:31:53.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:31:57.000 Can you imagine if a mega dude is a well-known Louisville activist in jail tonight, accused of what police say is the targeted shooting of mayoral candidate Craig Greenberg?

00:32:08.000 Hello, everybody.

00:32:09.000 Thanks for joining us.

00:32:10.000 I'm Doug Prophet.

00:32:11.000 Just imagine tonight, Ravensworth has announced that they've arrested this man, 21-year-old Quintez Brown, for the shooting at Greenberg's Butchertown market office this morning.

00:32:20.000 A police report just released moments ago says Brown was caught less than a half mile away from the Butchertown market.

00:32:26.000 The report says from police that he had a look at the Immeter Magazine.

00:32:30.000 Can you imagine if there was a Jewish liberal who was shot by a guy in a MAGA hat?

00:32:39.000 I mean, he would get, like James Fields, when he killed Heather Heyer, he's obviously a bad man, and you shouldn't be murdering people in your car.

00:32:46.000 He got 420 years plus life.

00:32:50.000 Does that sound like justice to you?

00:32:52.000 Or does that sound like an ethno-masochist state that hates itself and is so petrified of racism?

00:33:00.000 We are anti-racist radicals here in America is what we are.

00:33:06.000 We're not just not racist.

00:33:07.000 We are anti-racist to the point of radical.

00:33:10.000 And we have no problem with black people shooting anyone.

00:33:14.000 They can kill each other to the tune of 20 a day.

00:33:16.000 They can shoot a white liberal, I mean, sorry, a white conservative, and it's gone.

00:33:21.000 The story doesn't exist anymore.

00:33:24.000 And this is why I treat this show as entertainment, obviously, and we talk about what's going on, and we're the only place where you can be honest and talk to each other the way we talk in bars.

00:33:32.000 But I also see this show as a time capsule.

00:33:35.000 And I want my kids and other people to be able to come back.

00:33:39.000 What's this bitch saying?

00:33:40.000 Kim Potter sentenced to two years for killing Duante Wright.

00:33:44.000 And the judge is giving her all the sympathy in the world.

00:33:45.000 It really sounded like she was about to give her probation, but this is barely more than that.

00:33:50.000 And now Duke Quintez Brown.

00:33:52.000 Who was Duante Wright again?

00:33:54.000 Duante Wright wasn't sitting there.

00:33:59.000 He was reading a book in a park.

00:34:01.000 He was coming at her.

00:34:02.000 He was doing something bad.

00:34:04.000 Oh, that was the woman who accidentally used her gun instead of a taser.

00:34:07.000 Oh, yes, she thought she had her taser on.

00:34:09.000 She lost her motor skills.

00:34:11.000 By the way, this is an example of affirmative action, so Joy Reed should be staying away from it.

00:34:16.000 But yeah.

00:34:17.000 He was a criminal, lifetime thug, which is basically like picking a fight with cops on a daily basis.

00:34:24.000 You're flipping a coin when you're picking a fight on a regular basis.

00:34:28.000 And she lost your motor control, and she pulled out the wrong thing.

00:34:31.000 That's not racism, you stupid bitch.

00:34:34.000 Wait, 24 months?

00:34:37.000 Oh, cool.

00:34:38.000 That's not so bad.

00:34:39.000 Well, it's manslaughter.

00:34:40.000 It's dictionary definition manslaughter.

00:34:43.000 I really believe there wasn't any fishiness with this.

00:34:45.000 Like, people are saying, like, oh, you know, she knowingly did that.

00:34:48.000 No, you'd have to be an absolute fucking moron like Joy Reed to think that that woman was like, I'm going to take out some Negroes tonight.

00:34:57.000 Yeah.

00:34:58.000 I'll just say Taser Taser as I shoot him.

00:35:01.000 But let's spend a little more time on Quintez Brown because no one else is going to here in the time capsule.

00:35:07.000 You can look back at February of 2022 and see the story that went nowhere.

00:35:12.000 It was totally forgotten.

00:35:15.000 But let's juxtapose him talking to Joyanne Reid about guns.

00:35:19.000 3-0.

00:35:21.000 Oh, wait.

00:35:24.000 Yeah, there he is leaving the.

00:35:28.000 He got bailed.

00:35:28.000 BLM posted his bail.

00:35:40.000 Let's hear him talk to Joanne Reid.

00:35:46.000 Wait, go back, go back.

00:35:47.000 The way they did the beginning of this is beautiful.

00:35:49.000 They juxtaposed Quintez Brown on Quintez Brown in the two separate videos.

00:35:54.000 Murder is Quintez Sports Brown.

00:35:56.000 Fuck.

00:35:58.000 You're not good.

00:35:59.000 You're a bad man.

00:36:00.000 You try it.

00:36:02.000 And there's this thing where you have to press the pause and you have to press for the volume.

00:36:06.000 Attempted murder is Quintess Sports Brown.

00:36:08.000 It's interesting because David Hogg, one of the students from Parkland, made the point what humans need.

00:36:14.000 We need common sense gun reform.

00:36:15.000 Get rid of assault rifles.

00:36:17.000 Come on.

00:36:18.000 Kind of like she said with Yammer's F rating.

00:36:21.000 If politicians still have an A rating by election day, like it's interesting because Dog, one of the students from Parkland, made the police.

00:36:33.000 That's their heroes.

00:36:36.000 You know, last week we did that everything is going to be all white.

00:36:44.000 And Anthony and I were so mad about it that we stopped talking about it because we filled up all the time.

00:36:49.000 I said we'll do the second half the next week, but we didn't.

00:36:53.000 And I still did all this fucking research.

00:36:54.000 So let's finish the trailer for everything's all white.

00:36:59.000 So we're going to a green screen now.

00:37:01.000 Oh, hell yeah.

00:37:18.000 Okay, I don't think I sent it to you.

00:37:20.000 You can dig it up, though.

00:37:22.000 The trailer for everything's all white.

00:37:23.000 Again, it's Sasha Jenkins, a guy I've known for 20 years.

00:37:27.000 When we moved to New York, he was doing Ego Trip, a rap magazine.

00:37:32.000 It was really cool and great design.

00:37:33.000 I copied a lot of their design, actually.

00:37:37.000 But he was always saying, yeah, you white boys from Canada come in here.

00:37:42.000 We do all the work and then you get all the money.

00:37:46.000 So people don't like black people in New York?

00:37:48.000 They don't like rap?

00:37:49.000 Is that what you're saying, you fucking dummy?

00:37:51.000 They put up barely any issues.

00:37:52.000 I think they did like four, they were around for four years.

00:37:57.000 We would have been around already for 10 years and still going strong.

00:38:02.000 So the reason Vice made more money than Ego Trip is because it had maybe 100 times the issues.

00:38:08.000 Not because of racism, you fucking boob.

00:38:11.000 Anyway, I think he's a talentless hack who has just been a grifter.

00:38:15.000 And he does this whole thing where America's racist.

00:38:18.000 And I'm having this realization this week where I realize that's the new shucking and jiving.

00:38:25.000 The new minstrel show is blacks calling whites racist.

00:38:29.000 You know why?

00:38:30.000 Because whites love it.

00:38:32.000 I don't know why.

00:38:33.000 They used to like it when you wore white gloves and said, mommy, how I love you, how I love you.

00:38:39.000 Now they like it when you go, everything sucks because of white people.

00:38:42.000 And then we all clap and laugh like fucking Taneshi Coates when he goes, I don't think I know.

00:38:48.000 As he's saying that, a giant stadium of white people are clapping hysterically at their own privilege.

00:38:56.000 It's depraved.

00:38:58.000 It's masochistic.

00:38:59.000 It's cock Central.

00:39:01.000 Anyway, so we've already gone through the first half of this, right?

00:39:05.000 Let's press play.

00:39:08.000 Can we make it to here?

00:39:09.000 Happened like multiple times.

00:39:10.000 Okay, stop.

00:39:11.000 So I think that's where we left off.

00:39:13.000 And the Indian was saying, we've already had the end of the world.

00:39:16.000 And that's a valid point.

00:39:18.000 We know we warred with you for 400 years.

00:39:21.000 Eventually we won.

00:39:22.000 You fucking killed our babies, raped us, you scalped us.

00:39:26.000 You murdered us en masse.

00:39:27.000 We murdered you en masse.

00:39:29.000 That's what happens in wars.

00:39:30.000 And eventually, by the grace of God, possibly, we won.

00:39:36.000 And America's better off for it.

00:39:38.000 You know, I've talked to Indians who don't like me and they go, I wish you people never came.

00:39:43.000 And I'm like, what's your turn of events?

00:39:46.000 Like, if no white man had ever come to America, can tourists come?

00:39:50.000 Do you have passports?

00:39:51.000 Is there money?

00:39:52.000 What does it look like?

00:39:53.000 Are the skyscrapers made of pine?

00:39:55.000 Or is it still this pastoral universe of just beauty?

00:39:59.000 Because you guys were massacring the living shit out of each other before we got here.

00:40:04.000 Monster tribes like the Apaches who would not just murder you, but murder you after you were dead so you'd be fucked up in the afterlife.

00:40:12.000 Mass graves.

00:40:13.000 We discovered tons of mass graves from Indians massacring Indians.

00:40:16.000 Anyway, but it's a valid contention that the Indians lost their culture, their world ended.

00:40:24.000 Yes.

00:40:25.000 Do I feel bad for that?

00:40:27.000 I mean, the Nazis could say that.

00:40:29.000 You know, the world ended for us Nazis in 1945.

00:40:32.000 The Scots could say the world ended for us Scots when we finally lost all hopes of independence after about a thousand years of attacks.

00:40:43.000 Everyone who didn't win had their end of the world.

00:40:46.000 There could only be one winner in these scenarios.

00:40:49.000 Sorry.

00:40:50.000 Nazism was a form of tribal warfare, I guess, if you were to frame it that way too.

00:40:56.000 The poor Nazis, they lost their, they had the end of the world in 1945.

00:41:04.000 Symbols and monuments.

00:41:05.000 These are not men.

00:41:06.000 What was that?

00:41:11.000 MAGA boy with American shorts dancing.

00:41:14.000 Is that like...

00:41:16.000 Wait, that was weird, dude.

00:41:18.000 Correct.

00:41:18.000 I think it's like.

00:41:19.000 I think it was like white people are corny and ugly and the lighting is gross and they're just dorks.

00:41:24.000 Emasculate.

00:41:25.000 So you know what Sasha does?

00:41:26.000 He's my age and he's bored of all this shit.

00:41:29.000 So he just fucks around.

00:41:30.000 Like this video is full of his friends.

00:41:34.000 His wife's friends.

00:41:35.000 This is all about dinner parties for him.

00:41:37.000 Like Styles P. Styles P had one hit a million years ago, but he was bros with Sasha back in the ego trip days.

00:41:45.000 So he's in here like he's an authority.

00:41:50.000 Bring that sap through that.

00:41:51.000 Sure.

00:41:52.000 What about TC BY yogurt or something?

00:41:55.000 Everybody can get behind.

00:41:58.000 So take down statues with offensive backgrounds.

00:42:02.000 I like Shraddh, but I'm glad he finally did this.

00:42:06.000 You ever seen one VH1?

00:42:08.000 It's always just white.

00:42:09.000 I just smoked weed cotton mouse.

00:42:12.000 Bubbles in the bottom.

00:42:13.000 Gross.

00:42:13.000 Finally did it.

00:42:14.000 That's good.

00:42:16.000 All statues have to represent nothing but noble greatness with zero impact.

00:42:24.000 Even when there is someone genuinely noble and almost Christ-like, like fucking Roosevelt, standing with the Indians.

00:42:31.000 Nope.

00:42:32.000 That has to be taken down.

00:42:33.000 So all your statues have to represent modern politics and modern ideas of justice.

00:42:39.000 They have to be perfect.

00:42:43.000 But history was imperfect.

00:42:45.000 And the argument I always get for this is they go, should there be statues of Hitler in Germany?

00:42:49.000 And I go, yeah, sure, why not?

00:42:51.000 There's statues of Mao all over China.

00:42:53.000 Statues don't mean this person is perfect, you should worship them.

00:42:56.000 They're a marker in history.

00:42:57.000 They're a standing history book.

00:42:59.000 And history has ugliness in it, which includes racism.

00:43:04.000 Taking down those statues, all it does is burn a book.

00:43:07.000 You're just taking information away.

00:43:09.000 You're not erasing it.

00:43:11.000 I don't know where we got this idea that statues mean I worship you and you're perfect.

00:43:16.000 That's the way a little kid thinks, Sherrod.

00:43:20.000 The truth has to be told about history.

00:43:24.000 Stop.

00:43:25.000 The truth has to be told about history.

00:43:26.000 All our kids get in school is America was stolen from the Indians and all of our wealth was built on slavery.

00:43:31.000 That's not true, but that's all we get.

00:43:34.000 And then their argument is, stop hiding slavery.

00:43:37.000 Stop hiding the massacre of the Indians.

00:43:39.000 Have you been in a classroom recently?

00:43:41.000 They won't fucking shut up about it.

00:43:43.000 It's non-stop.

00:43:45.000 And critical race theory is not finally uncovering slavery.

00:43:49.000 It's blowing the doors off of that and making it even more intense and lying and saying that we were nothing but murderers and everything we have is stolen and all our wealth is a lie and we've always been racist and our entire country is built on this oppressor and oppressed Marxist dialectic.

00:44:08.000 It's fucking mental patient shit.

00:44:10.000 So what they're really doing is taking this stuff that's already wildly liberal and turning it into radical leftism.

00:44:17.000 That's not telling the truth.

00:44:19.000 That's taking a lie and exaggerating it further.

00:44:22.000 For the record, when we got here, the Indians have been warning forever.

00:44:25.000 We were just another tribe.

00:44:26.000 We eventually won.

00:44:27.000 And as far as slavery goes, yes, very bad.

00:44:29.000 Very bad.

00:44:30.000 But we didn't start it.

00:44:31.000 We finished it.

00:44:32.000 620,000 men died ending slavery.

00:44:36.000 You're welcome.

00:44:38.000 I'll take a thank you note.

00:44:41.000 We have to make sure that these stories are told from our perspective.

00:44:46.000 There's always hope.

00:44:54.000 I like how the Proud Boys are ozone shit for being violent monsters.

00:44:58.000 And they have black militants that are armed, and that's cool.

00:45:03.000 Wait, is that the woman who I think it is?

00:45:07.000 Is that Fabiana Rodriguez, who dresses up black and pretends she's Latin ex?

00:45:14.000 Go ahead.

00:45:19.000 This is a wild place, y'all.

00:45:20.000 It's a wild place.

00:45:21.000 Stop.

00:45:22.000 Almost everyone in this trailer was abandoned by their black dad.

00:45:26.000 Amanda Seal is abandoned by her black dad.

00:45:28.000 She grew up white, but she does this Fake black accent.

00:45:32.000 She does really white comedy too, like talks about emails and how don't do a reply all.

00:45:38.000 They have Jameel Hill in this.

00:45:40.000 Are we done, the trailer?

00:45:41.000 Almost.

00:45:43.000 They left out a lot of the people that I wanted to talk about.

00:45:45.000 Jameel Hill from ESPN.

00:45:46.000 She's the one who said Trump is a white supremacist.

00:45:49.000 And if the Dallas Cowboys kneel, you should boycott the Dallas Cowboys.

00:45:53.000 Now, I don't have a problem with saying that, but you're a sports commentator, so of course you're going to lose your job.

00:45:57.000 Margaret Cho, of course, was a stupid Korean who said, they couldn't handle an Asian on TV because I don't look like them.

00:46:04.000 Yeah.

00:46:05.000 Koreans are less than half of 1% of the population.

00:46:08.000 Asians back then were about 4% of the population.

00:46:11.000 Sorry, your sitcom wasn't selling very well.

00:46:14.000 My sitcom about being Scottish was not a big hit in Tokyo.

00:46:19.000 And then we add Ibraham X, who is Henry Rogers, who is an anti-capitalist socialist, who makes $20,000 a talk.

00:46:26.000 His real name is Henry Rogers.

00:46:27.000 His dad was not absent.

00:46:29.000 One pattern I noticed with these people is when their dad wasn't absent, their whole life is dedicated to bitching about racism.

00:46:36.000 Actually, in every case, their job is dedicated to bitching about racism.

00:46:39.000 That's what this whole trailer is.

00:46:41.000 And in almost every case, they had been abused, abandoned, or hurt by black men.

00:46:46.000 Like Tamika Mallory, who's part of the Al Sharpton Nan National Alliance, whatever it's called.

00:46:52.000 What is it called again?

00:46:54.000 National Action Network.

00:46:56.000 Her fucking baby daddy was murdered by a black thug.

00:47:00.000 And her number one problem is racism.

00:47:02.000 I hate white people.

00:47:04.000 Same with fucking Robin Quivers on Howard Stern.

00:47:07.000 She's all about racism and how she grew up betrayed by whites.

00:47:10.000 Her dad fucking raped her.

00:47:13.000 No white people ever raped you.

00:47:15.000 And then there's Nell Irwin Painter.

00:47:18.000 Remember her?

00:47:18.000 We talked about her.

00:47:19.000 She was the one who said that those Indian kids, Dot, Not Feather, urinating on black girls from a hill, they were pissing on them in high school and calling them the N-word.

00:47:29.000 She says they were enacting whiteness.

00:47:32.000 And she's since stopped being a professor at some reputable school like fucking Harvard or some shit to pursue painting, possibly because her last name is Painter.

00:47:41.000 I just want to show you one of her paintings, Ryan.

00:47:43.000 I included it in the email.

00:47:46.000 She's incredibly talented.

00:47:48.000 Here's a self-portrait that Painter did.

00:47:51.000 This is the kind of brain that thinks that Indian kids picking on black kids is white racism.

00:47:57.000 And I'm going to keep talking until this picture appears.

00:48:01.000 It could be a little while here.

00:48:03.000 Must have been sent separately.

00:48:06.000 It was in the email.

00:48:09.000 Under green screen, I see no such thing, but I will keep looking.

00:48:12.000 Oh, well, I was pretty sure it should be right next to Tamika Mallory.

00:48:16.000 Maybe I deleted it by accident?

00:48:18.000 We'll show that when I sit back down again.

00:48:21.000 And then the last chick you had is Fabiana Rodriguez, a rich girl from Peru who came here and went, oh, what's the thing here?

00:48:28.000 Racism, bitching about racism?

00:48:30.000 Okay, well, I'm Latinx and I'm gay, and I'm going to do a bunch of black power pictures, which I guess I didn't send you either.

00:48:38.000 A black fist.

00:48:40.000 You see, yeah.

00:48:41.000 You better hope I'm the one wrong here.

00:48:43.000 The boss is allowed to be wrong.

00:48:45.000 It's true.

00:48:46.000 Okay, let's finish the trailer.

00:48:47.000 So unfortunately, most of the people I want to attack aren't even in this trailer.

00:48:50.000 What a shit show this was.

00:48:54.000 Frederick be up there just like, what is they gonna do?

00:48:58.000 That's a fake voice.

00:49:00.000 That's not how she talks.

00:49:01.000 What is they gonna do?

00:49:01.000 Oh, what is they gonna do?

00:49:03.000 I got it.

00:49:03.000 I thought I was looking for a.

00:49:05.000 Wait, what were you looking for?

00:49:06.000 Like a link.

00:49:08.000 So you didn't see the giant picture in your face?

00:49:10.000 No, there were two small things if you scroll to the bottom, and then you have to click on them.

00:49:16.000 Okay, so that's, well, you should be familiar with the way your male works now.

00:49:20.000 That's the Latinx rich girl from Peru.

00:49:23.000 That's all she draws.

00:49:24.000 It's like these crude, stupid black power cartoons, even though she's as white as the day is long.

00:49:30.000 And previously, that was what Nell Irwin Painter put together, her self-portrait.

00:49:36.000 Go back, one?

00:49:37.000 Look at that.

00:49:38.000 It looks like a piece of shit.

00:49:40.000 It's fucking garbage.

00:49:41.000 This is how she does it.

00:49:43.000 Could you be less talented, please?

00:49:45.000 What is that?

00:49:47.000 Is this a marker?

00:49:51.000 Like, if you, hey, have a hobby.

00:49:54.000 You're old.

00:49:54.000 But don't ever show anyone that if that's how you draw yourself.

00:49:59.000 If I drew that of you, I would lose my job.

00:50:03.000 Anyway, unturned stone there.

00:50:05.000 We had to finish that.

00:50:05.000 Let's stop talking about racism.

00:50:06.000 I'm bored of it.

00:50:23.000 Anything that's bad for me.

00:50:28.000 You're killing me.

00:50:30.000 You're killing me.

00:50:35.000 Fun stuff.

00:50:37.000 Oh, we didn't talk about Forbidden America.

00:50:42.000 The Louis Thoreau thing.

00:50:45.000 I promised we'd cover that.

00:50:46.000 We have to now.

00:50:47.000 Let's take a brief look at it.

00:50:49.000 Now, what I sent you, I don't think it's playable.

00:50:52.000 BBC Player only works in the UK.

00:50:54.000 Sorry.

00:50:54.000 It's a rights issue, Mike.

00:50:57.000 But maybe you can find it on YouTube.

00:51:00.000 So Baked Alaska and Nick Fuentes said yes to Louis Thoreau.

00:51:03.000 I talked to their people, and I just went, I'd been contacted by Chelsea Handler and Louis Thoreau around the same time.

00:51:11.000 And Proud Boys were the villains.

00:51:13.000 This was pre-Jan 6.

00:51:14.000 And I thought, no, I don't trust you.

00:51:19.000 And I've noticed that the media's take on Louis' documentary, which some say was fair, is white nationalist exposed by Louis Thoreau.

00:51:29.000 They deny it and try to hide behind humor.

00:51:35.000 So you make some jokes, you don't censor them, and the allegation is you're using it as a Trojan horse to hide your racism.

00:51:45.000 So you can't win with these people, which is why I said no to Louis's people.

00:51:49.000 Because he is those people.

00:51:50.000 And the definition these days of racism is if you don't hate white people and think that they've done horrible things to the world, then you're a white nationalist.

00:52:00.000 And if you don't put black people on a pedestal, then you're an anti-black racist.

00:52:07.000 In other words, if you don't hate whites just because of their race and love blacks just because of their race, you're a racist.

00:52:14.000 Orwell predicted this.

00:52:16.000 Topsy-turvy town.

00:52:22.000 Fucking losers.

00:52:24.000 It's just a given that AFPAC is a white nationalist conference.

00:52:28.000 So if that's the case, then you should buy tickets for it as a journalist and interview Bryson Gray, Candace Owens, Michelle Malkin, John Miller, and other black, white nationalists.

00:52:40.000 Shouldn't that be the front page of fucking Rolling Stone?

00:52:43.000 Didn't Nick say don't ever do these because when you do it, it looks like you're agreeing with what they say?

00:52:51.000 Like, what is this headline?

00:52:57.000 A sinister warning about the far right.

00:53:00.000 Yeah, Nick Fuentes is going to kill everyone.

00:53:02.000 He's really sinister.

00:53:03.000 Torea has made an essential film that shows how worried we should be about the internet fringes infecting the mainstream.

00:53:12.000 We've got the mainstream journalists right now as we speak justifying a police state.

00:53:18.000 And we're worried about what might happen if people listen to Nick Fuentez.

00:53:23.000 Maybe.

00:53:24.000 So let's ignore the destruction of America right before us on the off chance that baked Alaska might lead to someone getting hurt somewhere.

00:53:34.000 Maybe another Heather higher.

00:53:36.000 That would bring the death toll to two.

00:53:39.000 Fuck the 20 black people that are going to get killed today.

00:53:46.000 Can you find a trailer or something?

00:53:51.000 Maybe a trailer here.

00:53:53.000 Well, I assume that's what you were looking for.

00:53:56.000 We're trying to find a way to view it and trick it into the...

00:53:59.000 Ryan, it's an hour and a half documentary.

00:54:01.000 We're not going to watch it on the show.

00:54:04.000 So we really just need sort of a teaser, which I've seen many of.

00:54:13.000 So these are probably British players on British.

00:54:16.000 You were just on the evening standard.

00:54:18.000 So I personally wouldn't go to a site we've already been on, and I would maybe try YouTube and look up trailer.

00:54:27.000 No?

00:54:28.000 Am I crazy?

00:54:32.000 Anyway, that's enough racism for one day.

00:54:35.000 We'll just briefly look at that.

00:54:38.000 I got a baby monster saying, you should have spoken to them.

00:54:41.000 He's really fair.

00:54:43.000 I don't agree.

00:54:46.000 I don't agree.

00:54:48.000 It's up to them what they put in.

00:54:50.000 And especially with me, with the Gavin McInnes show, they've got thousands of hours to take my worst joke.

00:54:56.000 Look what they did to Joe Rogan.

00:54:58.000 He said a racist joke.

00:55:00.000 He said, I went to see Planet of the Apes and I ended up in Planet of the Apes.

00:55:03.000 That's a racist thing to say.

00:55:04.000 So fucking what?

00:55:06.000 It's a joke.

00:55:08.000 If we had the same standards for black people when they said, I went to see Attack of the Albinos, I ended up in Attack of the Albinos.

00:55:16.000 Everyone would laugh.

00:55:17.000 Look at fucking Quintez Jones there.

00:55:20.000 He shot a dude, Quintez Brown.

00:55:22.000 He shot a dude.

00:55:23.000 It's gone.

00:55:24.000 Erased from history.

00:55:27.000 So that's all I care about is the fucking double standard.

00:55:29.000 And that was big with Roger Ailes, by the way, at Fox.

00:55:32.000 He always said, just reverse the races and see if it's outrageous.

00:55:36.000 And it always is.

00:55:38.000 Okay, what's this?

00:55:39.000 Enjoy racist humor and misogyny.

00:55:41.000 I think that's awesome.

00:55:42.000 I think we need more racist jokes, to be honest.

00:55:45.000 Isn't there some part of you that thinks that's not really where I want to be?

00:55:48.000 Brand new.

00:55:49.000 Louis Faroux Forbidden America.

00:55:52.000 Thiru coming soon to BBC2 and iPlayer.

00:55:56.000 So he's just shooting the shit.

00:55:59.000 They had Brittany Venti on.

00:56:03.000 It's a supposed to be hip piece.

00:56:04.000 It's extremely inept.

00:56:05.000 Fentis comes off looking great, intelligent, articulate, and self-confident.

00:56:08.000 Big Delaska looks pretty good too, buffoonish and insincere, but also self-confident non-message.

00:56:13.000 Before watching this, I knew Beardson Beardly only by his reputation, which is terrible, but I can't really criticize how he handles Thoreau.

00:56:19.000 He patiently endures Thoreau until it becomes obvious he's just a jerk, then throws him out.

00:56:24.000 Humiliated Thoreau gets revenge by playing a clip of the big loser, however, is Louis Thoreau himself.

00:56:30.000 This time, it's no more Mr. Nice Guy.

00:56:31.000 Thoreau hectors and badgers as interviewees.

00:56:33.000 The mask of respect is discarded.

00:56:36.000 See, that's what I hate about Louis Thoreau.

00:56:38.000 The mask of respect, the playing dumb.

00:56:41.000 Oh, hello.

00:56:42.000 Well, don't you think that's...

00:56:43.000 And it works when he's in like a maximum security prison and he's talking to a serial killer or he's with some radical Klansman who's like hanged black people.

00:56:52.000 It works when he's talking to freaks like the fucking Fred Phelps, the gays are all going to die, God hates fags guy.

00:57:00.000 It works then, because you are smarter than them.

00:57:03.000 But you're not smarter than everyone in America, you arrogant British prick.

00:57:06.000 The arrogant liberal jerk is fully on display.

00:57:08.000 It isn't pretty, nor is it formidable.

00:57:10.000 Fuentes and company easily parry Thoreau's challenges, making him look inept, but Thoreau is not the only one being humiliated.

00:57:15.000 With his dorky persona, wretched posture, slovenly clothes, and middlebrow smugness, Louis Thoreau is the embodiment of the international bugman.

00:57:23.000 His humiliation is their humiliation.

00:57:26.000 He really let down the team.

00:57:28.000 I don't know who that's written by, the left or the right, but I like it.

00:57:31.000 So you don't have a trailer or something?

00:57:32.000 I mean, I should have dug one up.

00:57:33.000 Countercurrence Review.

00:57:35.000 I don't know what Countercurrence is, but they sound based.

00:57:39.000 No Twailer.

00:57:41.000 Okay, well, we're wasting time here.

00:57:43.000 Don't miss.

00:57:44.000 Maybe I can.

00:57:45.000 I'm feeling bad about download.

00:57:49.000 Oh.

00:57:51.000 Download it, man.

00:57:52.000 I'm trying to go to the dog web.

00:57:53.000 Oh, no.

00:57:55.000 I thought there'd be YouTube trailers.

00:57:57.000 There's only two adverts.

00:58:00.000 Theroux.

00:58:01.000 Louis Theroux.

00:58:03.000 What did he throw?

00:58:05.000 Okay, let's get to the mailbag, shall we?

00:58:09.000 We shall.

00:58:12.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

00:58:16.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

00:58:22.000 Let me touch it.

00:58:38.000 It's our equivalent of commercial breaks.

00:58:41.000 You need Ryan, shut up.

00:58:49.000 If this thing is out of batteries, I'm suing the FBI for draining my batteries with their stupid plug.

00:58:55.000 Oh, I sent you that thing that I got in the mail.

00:58:58.000 We're very low.

00:59:02.000 Okay, now I gotta go get a power outlet.

00:59:03.000 Pull up that thing.

00:59:06.000 Okay, I'm pulling it up, and it is pulled.

00:59:10.000 And here we have a thing.

00:59:12.000 Read it.

00:59:13.000 Okay, let's rotate this sucker.

00:59:17.000 It says, I've enclosed evidence that implicates Joe Biden in the crimes of Hunter Biden.

00:59:24.000 A recent U.S. Senate report cites our work for helping uncover this explosive scandal.

00:59:28.000 I've enclosed excerpts for you to read.

00:59:31.000 With your help, we'll finish the job, blow up the scandal powder keg Joe Biden's sitting on.

00:59:36.000 Please act today.

00:59:38.000 Nancy is, Mr. Noy, I urgently need your support to expose President Biden and his son, Hunter Biden's corruption, immediately.

00:59:46.000 I've paid the postage on the enclosed document safety mailer so that it will get back to me in 96 hours.

00:59:53.000 Very specific.

00:59:55.000 The Southeastern Legal Foundation.

00:59:58.000 It's like, are you trying to trick me into opening this?

01:00:00.000 Because I'm not falling for it.

01:00:03.000 I'm a soccer food you.

01:00:09.000 Okay, let's get started, shall we?

01:00:11.000 Oh, I believe we shall.

01:00:12.000 How do we feel about that green screen?

01:00:14.000 I'm feeling a little insecure.

01:00:16.000 Well, I mean, it did need a conclusion of sorts.

01:00:19.000 None of the people I was bitching about are in the, but that's when you look up the cast, it's those people.

01:00:24.000 And they're all frauds.

01:00:28.000 Maybe as an anti-racist, I don't like these shows because I don't like blacks doing a minstrel performance.

01:00:34.000 And bitching about racism in 2022, the only people that are interested in it are rich whites.

01:00:40.000 So you're shucking and driving for rich whites.

01:00:42.000 And I don't like that.

01:00:45.000 Not dignified.

01:00:47.000 Hey, let's tune back in on the Canadians.

01:00:50.000 All right.

01:00:57.000 Metro.

01:01:02.000 Real slow today.

01:01:04.000 Real slow.

01:01:07.000 Slow day.

01:01:09.000 Taking a while.

01:01:11.000 Taking a long while.

01:01:14.000 Dude, come on.

01:01:15.000 No, go to the live feed.

01:01:18.000 The same live feed that we've been watching all day.

01:01:20.000 Not every single Twitter report.

01:01:23.000 Might have concluded it was one of those.

01:01:26.000 Okay, well, let's click on one of those then.

01:01:28.000 But is that not live anymore?

01:01:31.000 5,000 views.

01:01:32.000 No, that's not live, I don't think.

01:01:36.000 Well, that's standing around.

01:01:37.000 When I interrupted myself this morning, I wanted to see some cops cracking skulls.

01:01:43.000 Oh, it's possible when they wrap it up.

01:01:45.000 It's not available for replay?

01:01:47.000 It was right on this feed.

01:01:48.000 They must have wrapped it up.

01:01:49.000 Let me see if I could find a replay.

01:01:52.000 Well, just go to Twitter in general.

01:01:55.000 And I'm sure if you check the newest moments, then you can see what's going on.

01:02:02.000 I shouldn't have to tell you all this stuff, though.

01:02:06.000 So you go to Twitter, you go to Explore.

01:02:08.000 I'll do it.

01:02:08.000 I'll just do it.

01:02:11.000 It seems to have left the trending page.

01:02:14.000 Trudeau Tyranny still has a hashtag.

01:02:17.000 And when you click on that, it's all just news.

01:02:21.000 So I think they're just going to stand there until everyone...

01:02:24.000 I don't know.

01:02:25.000 That's how they got...

01:02:27.000 America had a revolution to get rid of the British.

01:02:28.000 We Canadians just bored them to death and they eventually just left.

01:02:31.000 Is that what they're trying to do?

01:02:33.000 Just stand and hope everyone leaves?

01:02:38.000 Okay, so no new news on that front.

01:02:41.000 Let's get back to the mail.

01:02:44.000 We have The Calico Wall.

01:02:49.000 I'm a Living Sickness.

01:02:50.000 Hey, I hadn't heard of this song until Henry Rollins played on KCRW a few weeks ago.

01:02:54.000 Do you know it?

01:02:56.000 Okay, let's check out a new tune that has been sent in.

01:02:59.000 Okay, copying and pasting.

01:03:02.000 Thanks for the links, folks.

01:03:04.000 Appreciate you.

01:03:07.000 Mine is a hyperlink you just click on.

01:03:10.000 Huh.

01:03:19.000 Jump in the middle.

01:03:30.000 All right, whatever.

01:03:31.000 Thanks.

01:03:37.000 Maddie and Gavin, what is love?

01:03:42.000 Oh, it's beautiful.

01:03:44.000 Come on, Ryan.

01:03:45.000 What the fuck's going on today?

01:03:53.000 I don't remember doing it.

01:04:00.000 Did we do that last night?

01:04:02.000 Yeah, right after you got identical teeth surgery.

01:04:07.000 Did you remember that part?

01:04:08.000 Yeah.

01:04:08.000 But then you drank because you were like, oh, it hurts.

01:04:11.000 And then you...

01:04:12.000 Wait, we did another song after that.

01:04:14.000 You don't remember any of this?

01:04:15.000 No.

01:04:16.000 I must have been drunk.

01:04:22.000 After Maddie did his.

01:04:24.000 Listen to our harmony.

01:04:25.000 It's perfect.

01:04:28.000 Dude, when I'm drunk, I am an amazing singer.

01:04:30.000 I don't remember anything, but I'm an incredible singer.

01:04:34.000 He did his blurry things.

01:04:37.000 And you were like, well, I want to sing too.

01:04:40.000 And then so you did.

01:04:42.000 And we have a bunch of leftover super chaz also.

01:04:48.000 Like this one here.

01:04:49.000 Gavin, you're my daddy.

01:04:50.000 Daddy, Sam Hyde is my mom.

01:04:51.000 I'm a child of divorce.

01:04:52.000 Living without a dad makes you blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:04:54.000 Trying to be a dad makes her a shitty mom as well.

01:04:57.000 So I got to choose my parents, and I've chosen you.

01:04:59.000 Sam Hyde is my parents.

01:05:00.000 Okay.

01:05:01.000 Cool.

01:05:01.000 Congratulations.

01:05:02.000 Hey, guys, any advice?

01:05:03.000 I sent you an email.

01:05:04.000 I called a difficult situation.

01:05:06.000 I'm also on hold.

01:05:06.000 This is my last attempt.

01:05:08.000 Uh-oh.

01:05:09.000 He's had enough.

01:05:10.000 Okay, well, we're in the mailbag, so this is pretty.

01:05:11.000 So let's look it up.

01:05:13.000 What's a difficult situation?

01:05:15.000 Desperately need advice.

01:05:17.000 And then it says, I'm in a very difficult situation.

01:05:19.000 Jason, yeah, the same guy.

01:05:22.000 Oh, man.

01:05:25.000 It's not called a difficult situation.

01:05:27.000 That's right.

01:05:28.000 That's correct.

01:05:28.000 It's called desperately need advice.

01:05:30.000 It's true.

01:05:32.000 I'm in a very difficult situation.

01:05:33.000 I recently looked up my old friends after being out of touch with them for many years.

01:05:36.000 One of the guys I looked up, I'll call him Floyd, immediately responded to my Facebook messages.

01:05:40.000 I knew his ex-girlfriend is I was friends with her, blah, blah, blah.

01:05:42.000 Again, big, long fucking preamble I don't give a shit about.

01:05:46.000 I no longer speak to her, but he has a kid from his marriage authority.

01:05:48.000 He's also raising three of his current girlfriends, autistic children, whose father recently passed away.

01:05:53.000 I don't care.

01:05:54.000 So he's raising four kids, okay?

01:05:56.000 Anyway, I mentioned to him that his ex had a hot sister and lamented the fact I never got a chance to hook up with her.

01:06:00.000 He instantly sent me a message that said, I molested her.

01:06:04.000 And then a video clip showed up, a close-up of Han pulling a girl's panties to the side and fingering her.

01:06:10.000 He then messaged me, she was asleep.

01:06:12.000 Don't tell anyone.

01:06:14.000 How old was she?

01:06:15.000 This is his hot sister.

01:06:18.000 So he molested his hot sister.

01:06:20.000 I was shocked.

01:06:21.000 This is not the first time this guy has put hands on a pastel friend.

01:06:24.000 He's bisexual.

01:06:25.000 This one's pretty easy, dude.

01:06:27.000 Call the fucking cops.

01:06:29.000 Send them that evidence.

01:06:31.000 We have a rapist afoot.

01:06:33.000 This isn't a secret like you stole a box of cherries.

01:06:36.000 This is a secret like you raped a chick.

01:06:39.000 So rat him out.

01:06:40.000 Snitch on your friend.

01:06:44.000 Jesus Christ.

01:06:45.000 Like, why do you need me to tell you that?

01:06:50.000 Anytime you hear about any kind of rape, you fucking rat the guy out.

01:06:56.000 Obviously.

01:06:59.000 Scotty Marr 10.

01:07:01.000 Hey guys, we got that guy who are also high school teachers.

01:07:05.000 Get fired.

01:07:06.000 Tell the truth.

01:07:07.000 Tell both sides.

01:07:08.000 Sure, you can say critical race theory.

01:07:10.000 You can also say the truth, which is that we eventually won this land in a very long, protracted war.

01:07:19.000 And if that gets you in shit, that gets you in shit.

01:07:23.000 Old Biker Tale from Addie, my father, along with a few friends, were on tour to the U.S. back in the 80s.

01:07:27.000 My dad was a big fan of no helmet law in some states.

01:07:30.000 I'm sure there were a lot more back in the 80s.

01:07:31.000 Mount St. Helens erupted while they were on the road.

01:07:34.000 Do you know of any old-timers that expect?

01:07:41.000 Where did that go?

01:07:42.000 Expect.

01:07:44.000 Guys got to abide by the...

01:07:46.000 You know what we're thinking of doing?

01:07:46.000 This story sucked, by the way.

01:07:48.000 How boring can you get?

01:07:49.000 My dad liked not wearing a helmet.

01:07:52.000 Okay.

01:07:53.000 We're going to do a character count so that way you can't exceed and chop off your message.

01:07:57.000 Also, people who donate more will have more character count.

01:08:01.000 Would the 22-year-old chick in the eight-year-old's body be the one insurance where we would advocate presumably big fucking fake tits?

01:08:08.000 Yeah.

01:08:09.000 Yeah, that's a good solution.

01:08:10.000 I'm a shittier Catholic than you are, and highly recommend you read The Flying In by G.K. Chesterton for Lent.

01:08:16.000 It's about the UK becoming influenced by Islam under PM, similar to Trudeau, and written over 100 years ago.

01:08:21.000 Okay?

01:08:22.000 We'll get to that presently by and by.

01:08:24.000 I'm only reading these because they paid money and it's going to charity.

01:08:27.000 Please play the who, how many friends on YouTube and read those lyrics.

01:08:31.000 This is blowing up on the chat.

01:08:32.000 Very gay.

01:08:34.000 Okay, we'll check that out some other time.

01:08:36.000 Friends.

01:08:38.000 Bless you.

01:08:39.000 Gavin, you surround yourself with short people subconsciously so that you would feel less short.

01:08:44.000 Also, if you're malnourished, your kids can still be tall.

01:08:47.000 Good point.

01:08:48.000 We've got a proud boy newborn.

01:08:50.000 Congrats to Adam No Wanks and the birth of his son Adam today.

01:08:54.000 Brown Chad.

01:08:55.000 Happy birth.

01:08:55.000 I know Brown Chad.

01:08:56.000 He's a New Yorker.

01:08:57.000 Oh, yeah, great guy.

01:08:59.000 I'm a shittier Catholic than you are.

01:09:01.000 Okay.

01:09:03.000 Super fags.

01:09:05.000 And hey, Maddie, have you heard any of Bone Benjamin calling these gay truckers gay?

01:09:09.000 Just want to get your Jew adjacent thought on that.

01:09:11.000 Cheers.

01:09:11.000 No, I haven't heard that.

01:09:12.000 Who has time to follow all of these different people?

01:09:15.000 Like, Tucker's on every night.

01:09:17.000 Then there's Own Benjamin.

01:09:18.000 Then there's our own network, AIU.

01:09:20.000 Just listen to censored.tv.

01:09:22.000 There's a handsome boy tells me how I changed the past.

01:09:25.000 He buys me a brandy, but it could be he's really just after my ass.

01:09:28.000 Whoa.

01:09:29.000 He likes the clothes I wear.

01:09:30.000 He says he likes a man who's dressed in season, but no one ever stares.

01:09:34.000 He's being so kind.

01:09:36.000 What's the reason?

01:09:37.000 How many friends have I really got?

01:09:41.000 That's what I think.

01:09:42.000 When someone's nice to me in a bar, I think, do you want to fuck me?

01:09:44.000 Or do you just like me because I'm famous?

01:09:46.000 Like, how many of these people that come up and ask for selfies would like to lick my balls?

01:09:50.000 Is that what goes on in your head, Pete?

01:09:54.000 Gay.

01:09:55.000 Could it be he's really just after my ass?

01:09:57.000 What a weird thing to think.

01:10:00.000 I'm also a fan of classic style, but I have a dilemma.

01:10:02.000 Are suspenders still cool?

01:10:04.000 Feel better than belts, but I feel like when I wear them, I look like a 33-year-old Amish virgin.

01:10:08.000 I think suspenders.

01:10:09.000 Are you wearing suspenders today, Ryan?

01:10:10.000 Today, yeah, yeah.

01:10:12.000 Yeah, you need good shoulders to pull them off.

01:10:14.000 I look like Grover trying to create a shoulder where there isn't one.

01:10:18.000 But yeah, I think suspenders will always be in vogue.

01:10:24.000 Are we done with these yet?

01:10:26.000 I'm pretty sure there's a deficiency in the poll results because no one can find easily where little monsters.

01:10:33.000 Where's my dad at?

01:10:34.000 Go back one.

01:10:35.000 Nick Kerr.

01:10:35.000 I thought you said there's five of these.

01:10:37.000 We had read that one already.

01:10:38.000 That was a repeat.

01:10:39.000 Scottish-Irish Foods is what happens when you combine drunkenness and famine.

01:10:42.000 Don't blame Lorraine.

01:10:43.000 By the way, my mother's name is spelled wrong because my grandfather didn't give a shit about her.

01:10:47.000 So her name is spelled L-O-R-A-I-N-E, the only one in the world.

01:10:50.000 That's just the history of her heritage.

01:10:54.000 You got a story about nodding out on heroin at a dinner with David Cross that ended with you vomiting all over the place.

01:10:58.000 What's your best meth story?

01:11:01.000 We did it once by accident.

01:11:03.000 We came to New York from Montreal.

01:11:05.000 We were trying to buy ecstasy.

01:11:07.000 And, you know, when you're not from that town, you're not going to get a good dealer.

01:11:11.000 And I was up for three days.

01:11:13.000 I was possibly the funniest I've ever been.

01:11:15.000 People were just dying.

01:11:18.000 Sorry, no way in hell I'll be able to bang Buck Angel.

01:11:21.000 Just give me the option to suck on trans boobs.

01:11:22.000 Now, you can't change the ultimatum, dumbass.

01:11:25.000 You have to make love to Bailey J. You have to put your dink in his bum bum.

01:11:30.000 You think you're going to suck the tits and we're going to let you go?

01:11:33.000 What are you, a chick?

01:11:35.000 I'd rather fuck neither of them.

01:11:40.000 Gav, have you seen the adults whom?

01:11:42.000 Yeah, Smiling Friends, it's really good.

01:11:43.000 Oh, they have a scary Perry episode?

01:11:46.000 You want me to look it up?

01:11:48.000 Yeah.

01:11:51.000 A Scary Perry episode.

01:11:53.000 Scary Perry is the greatest thing in the world.

01:11:55.000 And I think a problem people have with it is they're not used to seeing this level of greatness.

01:12:00.000 So what they do is they go, this is fake.

01:12:02.000 He's in on it.

01:12:03.000 Blah, blah, blah.

01:12:04.000 I understand you thinking that.

01:12:06.000 It's too perfect.

01:12:08.000 But I know the man very well.

01:12:09.000 I've been to his home many times.

01:12:11.000 I've urinated on his towels when I used his bathroom.

01:12:13.000 I stole a bunch of shit from him.

01:12:15.000 I still have it.

01:12:16.000 He keeps everything.

01:12:17.000 So you know those dumb credit card offers you get?

01:12:19.000 He puts those, he files those away in his filing cabinet.

01:12:22.000 So I have ton of those.

01:12:24.000 I have all his business cards.

01:12:26.000 He always has business cards, even though he does no business.

01:12:29.000 I'm Simon Asalty, and I built this very restaurant with my own two hands.

01:12:34.000 And together with my funny mascot friends, we work hard to give you the most quality.

01:12:41.000 The Supreme, to give you that quality Salty's experience.

01:12:45.000 Unfortunately, the United States FDA is the my food unquote hazard late to 15 deaths in the past four months alone?

01:12:58.000 Although, I'm rolling out some new and improved menu items.

01:13:02.000 Come on, Vatalia.

01:13:03.000 You can try my new cucumber deluxe.

01:13:06.000 The Super Green Ball.

01:13:09.000 And my personal favorite...

01:13:10.000 Salty sourdough bread bust!

01:13:12.000 So come to Salty's and get you new and improved menu items today!

01:13:16.000 Come on!

01:13:18.000 Hmm, first things first, how many exits does this place have, Ketchup?

01:13:21.000 We have been having arguments about the new healthy menu.

01:13:24.000 I just knew it was going to cause problems for the restaurant.

01:13:28.000 Hmm, sounds like you were quite angry at Salty then.

01:13:31.000 We were spending all day draining the rotten salt.

01:13:33.000 I like how when Perry Axio is like, I'm running out of time.

01:13:36.000 I'm running out of time.

01:13:38.000 Like, he has to do sign language for everything he's saying.

01:13:42.000 He's Italian, talking with his hands.

01:13:43.000 Yeah.

01:13:44.000 I'm De Niro, baby.

01:13:47.000 What?

01:13:48.000 So salt and pepper did it?

01:13:51.000 You know who turned me on to Smiling Friends is our own Crypt Daddy.

01:13:55.000 Oh.

01:13:58.000 I think they just...

01:14:00.000 Now they're on HBO Max or something like that?

01:14:02.000 Oh, really?

01:14:03.000 Yeah.

01:14:05.000 I hope Tim Heidecker and fucking Vic Berger don't get them canceled for hiding swastikas in the backdrop.

01:14:13.000 All right, let's go to the final video.

01:14:15.000 Aha.

01:14:17.000 Did we catch up on all of those?

01:14:18.000 No.

01:14:19.000 How many are left?

01:14:20.000 There are...

01:14:22.000 You said there was five.

01:14:24.000 I lied.

01:14:25.000 There's more.

01:14:26.000 This has been a bad day for you, my friend.

01:14:30.000 How many are there?

01:14:32.000 One, two, four.

01:14:36.000 About 13.

01:14:38.000 Counting this one.

01:14:38.000 We don't have time.

01:14:39.000 I'll have to do it another day.

01:14:41.000 Let's get to the final video.

01:14:59.000 Speaking of Perry, the Venn diagram of...

01:15:03.000 Oops, shut up, Hillary.

01:15:05.000 The Venn diagram of all things wonderful has coalesced once again.

01:15:10.000 And we have Scary Perry and Kartnark becoming friends.

01:15:16.000 How great is this?

01:15:18.000 You know, one thing I love about Perry, too, is his body language.

01:15:21.000 Did you notice in that Smiling Friends thing?

01:15:22.000 He was kind of stumbling?

01:15:24.000 Like, he can't just stand still.

01:15:25.000 I think he's on fucking handfuls of medication.

01:15:28.000 He's got that giant fanny pack just full of meds.

01:15:30.000 He's a pillhead.

01:15:32.000 He probably does Adderall and a Downer at the same time.

01:15:39.000 We've watched this already?

01:15:40.000 Yes.

01:15:41.000 That's why people kept sending me, hey, just letting you know, Cartnark said this wasn't fake.

01:15:46.000 Yeah.

01:15:47.000 Well, so you're whispering to me that we've already watched this.

01:15:50.000 Yes.

01:15:51.000 On your bad day.

01:15:52.000 Yes.

01:15:53.000 This is a day where you've been fucking up relentlessly all day.

01:15:57.000 Correct.

01:15:58.000 So the odds are that you telling me we've already watched this is also a fuck-up.

01:16:03.000 Maybe.

01:16:04.000 That would be pretty typical of today's behavior.

01:16:09.000 Oh, look at that.

01:16:10.000 A half curving.

01:16:11.000 Really worried?

01:16:12.000 That's not where the cards go, sir.

01:16:15.000 Well, you should, because they won't.

01:16:16.000 Shut your mouth, punk.

01:16:17.000 What does the sign say on the card return?

01:16:19.000 Please return cards here.

01:16:21.000 Yeah, and the cards right there.

01:16:22.000 So it doesn't say please return cards there.

01:16:23.000 You're going to have to put magnets.

01:16:25.000 This is new.

01:16:25.000 Okay, so you fucked up again.

01:16:28.000 Yes.

01:16:28.000 All right.

01:16:29.000 Just making sure.

01:16:32.000 A shame, sir.

01:16:37.000 Now, sir.

01:16:40.000 I will, as soon as you return to the car.

01:16:41.000 Let's pause again.

01:16:43.000 How would you think that I don't remember already covering Kartnark and Scary Perry?

01:16:49.000 Especially when I said in the intro, I said, again, my favorite two things have coincided.

01:16:56.000 Well, when you say, again, my favorite things have coincided, that could mean that this has happened in the past.

01:17:01.000 Two things that you loved coincided previously.

01:17:03.000 Well, no, I said Scary Perry and Kartnark together again.

01:17:06.000 Okay.

01:17:07.000 Pretty clear.

01:17:09.000 So, just to get this.

01:17:11.000 Just to be clear, Ryan's never wrong.

01:17:13.000 So he's about to explain why him fucking up again wasn't his fault and it's my fault.

01:17:17.000 No, no, no.

01:17:18.000 Now I'm asking.

01:17:19.000 Is this a separate occurrence or this is a separate occurrence?

01:17:22.000 Oh.

01:17:26.000 Would you like a magnet instead?

01:17:28.000 Now, sir, they're going to.

01:17:29.000 Get your fucking shit off my fucking car.

01:17:33.000 As soon as you take your car.

01:17:34.000 Get the fuck out of here, motherfucker.

01:17:37.000 Why are you pretending?

01:17:38.000 Get the fuck out of here.

01:17:39.000 I'll beat your fucking ass.

01:17:40.000 Sir, no, you won't look at yourself.

01:17:42.000 Where's Harry Carabelle alive?

01:17:44.000 Look, sir.

01:17:44.000 My show.

01:17:47.000 Did he say my show?

01:17:48.000 Did he just say my show?

01:17:52.000 Sir.

01:17:54.000 No, he's like, shut up.

01:17:55.000 Sir.

01:17:56.000 Let me give you two because you're being such an angry bones.

01:17:59.000 Angry bones.

01:18:00.000 Perry is releasing his armbar, so he doesn't see those particular magnets.

01:18:05.000 The flag is the winner.

01:18:06.000 Double magnets and the flag.

01:18:10.000 Watch out behind you, sir.

01:18:13.000 What a jerk face.

01:18:16.000 Please be careful.

01:18:17.000 Don't be in.

01:18:18.000 I can't hear you.

01:18:19.000 Look, he's finally noticed the flag.

01:18:22.000 Has he?

01:18:23.000 He's in.

01:18:24.000 There we go.

01:18:25.000 And then when he gets out, he sees the magnets.

01:18:28.000 How'd you just take your card back?

01:18:30.000 Oh, this is falling off.

01:18:31.000 Get the fuck off my fucking clock.

01:18:34.000 As soon as you push your card back, sir.

01:18:35.000 Fuck yourself!

01:18:36.000 Now, sir, they pay employees.

01:18:37.000 I'm giving you a line.

01:18:38.000 I'm gonna kick your fucking ass!

01:18:40.000 No, you aren't.

01:18:40.000 How old are you, sir?

01:18:41.000 I'll beat your fucking ass!

01:18:42.000 Sir!

01:18:43.000 Look.

01:18:44.000 I'll beat your fucking ass!

01:18:45.000 They pay employees, sir!

01:18:46.000 So easy to make mad.

01:18:48.000 Do you go to the bathroom?

01:18:48.000 Do you lock your keys in your car?

01:18:52.000 Do you go to the bathroom, and when you go to jerk off a guy in the bathroom, do you do it in the sink and toilet or do you wait for the employees to come?

01:18:57.000 No, you do it in the sink and toilet because that's where it belongs.

01:19:00.000 You can't get it off.

01:19:02.000 What the fuck did you do to me?

01:19:03.000 I just put a magnet on your car to display what lazy bones you are.

01:19:07.000 Get the fuck out of here!

01:19:09.000 A double toss.

01:19:10.000 Here you get more.

01:19:10.000 Get the fuck out of here!

01:19:12.000 Sir, you get the F out of here.

01:19:13.000 There's another one for you.

01:19:15.000 Please be careful driving, sir.

01:19:19.000 If he ever gets arrested, he's going to have all this footage of him being very polite, and it won't stand up in a court of law.

01:19:26.000 All right, folks.

01:19:27.000 TGIF.

01:19:29.000 Tomorrow or Monday, we have TGMS as I'll be in Nashville with Gina Bontempo, Candace Owens' manager, and my old buddy Mike Lerner, who has been a baby monster since before we were called baby monsters.

01:19:44.000 And then we'll be back Tuesday to do a normal show, next week's normal.

01:19:49.000 Then we're off to AFPAC.

01:19:51.000 But that's, yeah, Friday, I guess, will also be a repeat.

01:19:54.000 A lot of repeats.

01:19:55.000 Not repeat, but the old show coming back.

01:19:57.000 Rerun of sorts.

01:19:59.000 Have fun this weekend, guys.

01:20:02.000 Enjoy yourselves.

01:20:04.000 Yeah.

01:20:04.000 Fucking party on, Wayne.

01:20:07.000 And if you are going to get wasted, please get as drunk, get drunk as late as possible and eat meals.

01:20:13.000 I know you always say, I'm going to drink water.

01:20:15.000 You never drink water.

01:20:16.000 So let's give up on that.

01:20:18.000 But at least try to cram some pizza in your mouth at some point so your hangover is not crippling the next day.

01:20:26.000 And also, like, if you're doing Coke or you're doing shots late at night, just pause and go, do I really want this shot?

01:20:32.000 Do I really need this bump?

01:20:34.000 Or is my buzz just fine the way it is?

01:20:37.000 You don't have to put more colors on a painting that's finished.

01:20:40.000 Once the painting's done, stop getting wasted.

01:20:42.000 So get out there, talk to people.

01:20:44.000 Remember, everyone is interesting.

01:20:46.000 Be a little chatterbox.

01:20:48.000 Ask some questions.

01:20:49.000 Take your mask off.

01:20:51.000 And if they demand that you're vaccinated, lie.

01:20:54.000 Get fired.

01:20:55.000 Get in trouble.

01:20:56.000 Be brave and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 18, 2022

S4E90 - THE CLAMPDOWN

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