Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E91 - SHOCKER BURGER

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness.

00:00:26.000 You should be doing something you could have built a home.

00:01:05.000 it's Pink Floyd He's doing Pink Floyd, right?

00:01:12.000 Yeah, that's Pink Floydian.

00:01:15.000 It's a mirror image.

00:01:17.000 What, you put a hat on for the show?

00:01:19.000 Yes.

00:01:19.000 Why?

00:01:21.000 I don't feel confident with my hair today.

00:01:24.000 What could be more insecure than putting on a hat to hide your hair?

00:01:28.000 I'm fine with the insecurity.

00:01:30.000 I'm not fine with the way my head looks at the moment.

00:01:34.000 I don't like what's in your head at the moment.

00:01:37.000 Or any time.

00:01:38.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:01:39.000 That's kind of cringy, isn't it, Jordan Peterson?

00:01:41.000 So wait, is he singing?

00:01:43.000 I don't know.

00:01:44.000 Is that Roger Waters singing?

00:01:46.000 Palestine is a fucking... 0.99

00:01:49.000 Wait, I was going to say a lie, but he's the other way.

00:01:52.000 Israel is torturing Palestinians.

00:01:56.000 Composition.

00:01:58.000 Jordan B. Peterson is scheduled to...

00:02:00.000 Well, Roger Waters, of course, we know is a big anti-Israeli guy.

00:02:05.000 Tammy Peterson.

00:02:06.000 Jordan B. Peterson.

00:02:07.000 Okay, so he is in there at somewhere.

00:02:10.000 Voices.

00:02:11.000 Instead of vocals, voices.

00:02:12.000 Who's Tammy Peterson? 1.00

00:02:13.000 Is that his wife?

00:02:16.000 I don't know.

00:02:17.000 I mean, if we made a song and tried, it would be cringe.

00:02:21.000 You make songs, and they're worse than.

00:02:23.000 Amazing.

00:02:24.000 They're even more crazy.

00:02:26.000 They're terrible.

00:02:27.000 They're very awesome.

00:02:28.000 You should be embarrassed.

00:02:31.000 They're like single mamas. 1.00

00:02:32.000 Proud of them.

00:02:33.000 They're noodling on guitars at best.

00:02:36.000 Awesome.

00:02:37.000 When lyrics come in.

00:02:39.000 It's a nightmare.

00:02:41.000 It makes me brutally uncomfortable.

00:02:45.000 They're so bad that my daughter and I actually sing them.

00:02:51.000 We watch ups and downs during commercial break.

00:02:57.000 I think my daughter prefers making fun of your music to actually watching boxing because it's that bad.

00:03:07.000 Apparently, Jordan Peterson, I was just in Nashville doing, what's it called?

00:03:11.000 I'm Doing Great, the podcast with my old pal Mike Levine, Levine, and Gino Bontempo.

00:03:19.000 Gino Bontempo, who I've been stalking for a while.

00:03:22.000 Cool ass cool to meet them.

00:03:24.000 But I went along the main drag in Nashville where all the honky-tonks are.

00:03:28.000 And if you don't like live music, it's annoying.

00:03:31.000 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:03:32.000 I kept saying to people, can you go tell them to just turn it down?

00:03:36.000 They're playing covers and stuff.

00:03:38.000 I hate live music.

00:03:41.000 Hate it.

00:03:42.000 Shut up. 0.95

00:03:44.000 Put it on the radio.

00:03:46.000 Play it on the jukebox if you must.

00:03:48.000 Even then, don't.

00:03:51.000 I couldn't.

00:03:52.000 What's the origin of that?

00:03:53.000 Like, I heard Coke was big in the 70s and 80s there.

00:03:57.000 I mean, I know it's the big town that did all the country music, so that's obviously the origin.

00:04:01.000 But when you're on amphetamines, music sounds better.

00:04:04.000 And Johnny Cash was a big speed addict.

00:04:06.000 So maybe an inexorable part of country music is like bombarding yourself with tunage.

00:04:12.000 But I don't like it.

00:04:14.000 I love Nashville, though.

00:04:15.000 Everyone's awesome.

00:04:17.000 But we went to this place, Roberts.

00:04:19.000 I sent you a picture of me and Mike having a fried bologna sandwich, which was something else.

00:04:25.000 I never had a fried bologna sandwich before.

00:04:26.000 Have you?

00:04:27.000 No.

00:04:28.000 Dude, it makes a BLT look like a fag LT. Get out of here. 1.00

00:04:32.000 It's everything a BLT is, but with fried bologna.

00:04:38.000 And a fucking moon pie.

00:04:39.000 Bacon is bologna.

00:04:40.000 I didn't make it to the moon pie because I'm not eight years old.

00:04:42.000 Wait, do they just put moon pies on the table?

00:04:43.000 No, that's part of your order.

00:04:44.000 You get that, the chips, the moon pie.

00:04:46.000 Wow.

00:04:47.000 But I was real popular there.

00:04:49.000 I walk in front of the bar.

00:04:50.000 They go, Gavin, come on in.

00:04:51.000 I'm at the airport every time I take off my mask.

00:04:53.000 I'm doing selfies.

00:04:55.000 Some guy was buying me beers all night.

00:04:57.000 I never paid for a beer the whole time I was there.

00:05:00.000 It's nice not to be hated for a change.

00:05:03.000 But on top of that, even if I wasn't me, these fucking southerners, man, take it down a notch.

00:05:10.000 I'm a mean.

00:05:12.000 So I don't want to shoot the shit with you in the elevator.

00:05:15.000 You get in an elevator and you can see in your peripheral vision the guy's looking over at you.

00:05:20.000 And then you don't look over at him.

00:05:22.000 I don't want to talk to you.

00:05:22.000 What am I going to say?

00:05:23.000 Ooh, it's raining out.

00:05:25.000 And like I know I said, you got to talk to people.

00:05:28.000 Everyone's interesting.

00:05:28.000 Yes.

00:05:29.000 But does that mean small talk?

00:05:31.000 Every time I step out of my hotel room, so I can feel him looking at me.

00:05:36.000 And I know he wants to say something like, hell of a day, hell of a day.

00:05:40.000 But then I just keep looking forward.

00:05:42.000 And the vibe in Nashville and in the South, when you don't go, hello, buddy, you're in a bad mood.

00:05:48.000 Yeah.

00:05:49.000 You must have just talked to your divorce lawyer.

00:05:51.000 No, dude.

00:05:52.000 I'm fine.

00:05:54.000 And then you sit at the bar and I'm looking at my phone and I'm reading the paper and the other people at the bar, this is at the hotel bar before we start the night.

00:06:00.000 And I could see the other people at the hotel bar like, oh, Mr. Grump's over there.

00:06:06.000 He doesn't want to hang.

00:06:07.000 Yeah.

00:06:07.000 I think I'm nice.

00:06:09.000 You know, like I talk to people a fair amount.

00:06:12.000 I talk way too much.

00:06:14.000 I do.

00:06:15.000 You're annoying at the fucking KFC.

00:06:18.000 We walk in there with, hi, Ryan.

00:06:20.000 Hey, what's going on there?

00:06:22.000 That's right.

00:06:22.000 Still on welfare and cheating with this job?

00:06:25.000 I didn't bring that up, but I do know.

00:06:28.000 Still got four kids from five Different dads, somehow two dads made one kid, and they laughed.

00:06:33.000 They're like, You know what the guy would have been doing, nigga. 1.00

00:06:38.000 Yeah, well, yeah, I do like to talk to people.

00:06:40.000 When I go to the south, I'm like rude.

00:06:43.000 Like, I'm nice for New York.

00:06:44.000 I'm a New York 9 niceness.

00:06:47.000 I'm a southern three.

00:06:48.000 You're a southern grump.

00:06:50.000 Crazy.

00:06:51.000 So we go to Roberts, that place you just saw.

00:06:53.000 It's the most famous one, I guess.

00:06:54.000 But I was way the fuck at the back.

00:06:57.000 This is Midwestern.

00:06:59.000 You played this before?

00:07:00.000 No.

00:07:00.000 Got a lot of rain last night.

00:07:02.000 Yeah, I went ahead and fixed your down spout.

00:07:04.000 I don't want you getting any water in your basement.

00:07:06.000 Looks like you got a dead branch over there.

00:07:08.000 Yes, I do.

00:07:08.000 I'll take care of that for you.

00:07:10.000 Seriously, don't worry about it.

00:07:11.000 No, I insist.

00:07:12.000 Do you see your perennials are coming in?

00:07:13.000 I didn't plant those because I did.

00:07:15.000 They call me old green thumb.

00:07:16.000 You remember that 30 bucks I borrowed from you three years ago?

00:07:19.000 Yeah, you still haven't paid me back.

00:07:21.000 That's because I invested it in Bitcoin and GameStop.

00:07:23.000 Put it in a college account for your kids.

00:07:25.000 You, my friend, are up 20,000%.

00:07:28.000 You mean that college account that I emptied to buy you a new Chevy?

00:07:30.000 What new Chevy?

00:07:32.000 Holy smokes.

00:07:33.000 Well, I better get back to my house.

00:07:35.000 Oh, you're going the wrong way.

00:07:36.000 Huh?

00:07:36.000 Yeah, we were thinking about downsizing, but I figure why waste time selling it when I can just give it to you.

00:07:41.000 Why would you be downsizing if Gina's expecting it?

00:07:43.000 Gina's not expecting.

00:07:44.000 Got the old snip snip.

00:07:45.000 I know you wanted another kid, so Gina asked me to make it happen.

00:07:48.000 You son of a...

00:07:49.000 Hey, whoa, whoa!

00:07:50.000 I got a cousin who works in the adoption agency.

00:07:53.000 What'd you think I meant?

00:07:54.000 Ah, yeah, no.

00:07:55.000 I just saw another dead branch over here.

00:07:57.000 I'm going to go trim that for you.

00:07:59.000 Yeah, that's the vibe.

00:08:01.000 But apparently, Jordan Peterson's there because his daughter lives in Nashville.

00:08:06.000 His daughter, who is a 8.3.

00:08:11.000 A very special 8.3, though.

00:08:14.000 She's not a normal, boring 8.3. 0.99

00:08:16.000 She's got a lot of like oomph to her beauty. 1.00

00:08:20.000 You know what I mean?

00:08:21.000 Like, there's a lot to chew on.

00:08:23.000 Like a Vavum?

00:08:25.000 Yeah, like the Victoria's Secret 8.3s.

00:08:26.000 You're just like, I'm eating this.

00:08:27.000 It's yummy.

00:08:28.000 It's like mac and cheese.

00:08:29.000 But she's like a mac and cheese burger. 1.00

00:08:33.000 We'll get to burgers in a second.

00:08:34.000 But anyway, Jordan Peterson's there and he was like, oh, people were dancing and having fun.

00:08:41.000 And he starts bawling his eyes out.

00:08:43.000 Yeah.

00:08:43.000 Like, dude, like it or not, you're a leader now.

00:08:46.000 Sort of like me.

00:08:49.000 You have at least some of your existence is braveheart.

00:08:53.000 So don't fucking cry all the time.

00:08:56.000 I'm a bitch.

00:08:57.000 I cry when I see, you know, Marines surprise their kids.

00:09:00.000 But every time you have a nice night, you're blubbering.

00:09:04.000 Take it down a notch, dude.

00:09:06.000 Not everything is the most wonderful thing in the world.

00:09:11.000 We just danced.

00:09:14.000 He's in the New York Post because he went out to see a play with Douglas Murray, and they got chased out of there for not wearing masks after spending thousands of dollars seeing the play.

00:09:26.000 But anyway, I went to this other burger joint.

00:09:29.000 I put this on my getter.

00:09:31.000 Don't worry, I'm getting Gab and Truth.

00:09:32.000 Calm down.

00:09:34.000 And it's called The Shocker.

00:09:37.000 So I get off the plane.

00:09:38.000 I'm peckish.

00:09:40.000 And they go, what do you want to do?

00:09:41.000 We're not going to do the podcast for a bit.

00:09:43.000 And I go, oh, let's grab something to eat.

00:09:45.000 I want something authentically Nashville, right?

00:09:48.000 Obviously, don't want to go to McDonald's.

00:09:49.000 So they go, there's a great burger joint you like.

00:09:52.000 Okay, I'm looking at the menu.

00:09:53.000 Cookified menu, dude.

00:09:55.000 Peanut butter on your burger, would you like?

00:09:59.000 How about cream cheese and jalapenos?

00:10:03.000 So I go, how about this shocker burger?

00:10:07.000 It's got habaneros and jalapenos.

00:10:13.000 It's very, very spicy.

00:10:15.000 And the locals even consider it a little too much.

00:10:17.000 I'm like, well, the locals are fags. 1.00

00:10:20.000 And I'm a badass, tough guy.

00:10:23.000 So yes, I'll get the shocker.

00:10:24.000 Thank you very much.

00:10:27.000 I would say I've recovered now 24 hours later.

00:10:30.000 Wow.

00:10:31.000 What a dumb move that was.

00:10:32.000 Holy shit.

00:10:35.000 First of all, you ever chew it, have some sort of hot food and you start panicking, so you eat it more?

00:10:42.000 It's like someone's stabbing you and you grab the sword and pull it into your chest more.

00:10:46.000 It's like, I don't know.

00:10:48.000 Your brain starts panicking and you think, if I bite this more, it'll burn less.

00:10:54.000 I guess because there's bread on the outside.

00:10:57.000 But that wasn't smart.

00:10:58.000 And I tried cold water.

00:11:00.000 Pickles seemed to help, surprisingly enough.

00:11:02.000 Pickle helped.

00:11:04.000 Put out the fucking... 0.99

00:11:05.000 I was blowing my nose, tears pouring down my face.

00:11:09.000 I looked like Alexa Lavoie from Rebel News who got attacked by the Ottawa police.

00:11:14.000 I was a ball.

00:11:15.000 I looked like Jordan Peterson after he saw something remotely sounding.

00:11:18.000 I was going to say, maybe he's not crying.

00:11:20.000 Maybe he just got a piece of jalapeno at his dude.

00:11:23.000 Dude, I get in the car after, and I feel like I've just been on a roller coaster ride.

00:11:27.000 Like my body's shaking.

00:11:29.000 And then we get some tummy rumbling.

00:11:33.000 And then about three hours later, I shat out molten lava.

00:11:40.000 You have hurt me today.

00:11:41.000 Dude, pissing hurt.

00:11:43.000 Pissing felt like I fucked everyone in New Jersey Turnpike.

00:11:49.000 Hunt's point.

00:11:50.000 Oh, my Lord.

00:11:52.000 And then we're walking around the strip.

00:11:54.000 And again, I've got to run into a bathroom and have a thing where I was in the stall unapologetically going, oh, I couldn't control it.

00:12:05.000 How are you doing, Gavin?

00:12:06.000 Gavin?

00:12:08.000 Oh, my God.

00:12:11.000 When I'm governor of Tennessee, I'm going to that burger joint and banning the shocker.

00:12:15.000 It is currently en route to becoming illegal.

00:12:22.000 And I talked to some dude there, and he's like, yeah, I know that burger joint.

00:12:26.000 Great guy.

00:12:26.000 He gave me some little trinkets for my family.

00:12:30.000 And I go, you ever had the shocker?

00:12:34.000 And he goes, fuck no, man.

00:12:36.000 It sucks to eat.

00:12:37.000 And then three hours later, you're in hell.

00:12:38.000 And I go, you're a fucking pussy. 1.00

00:12:40.000 And three hours later in hell would have been great.

00:12:43.000 How about 24 hours?

00:12:44.000 And you can feel it in your body.

00:12:46.000 You feel like, tabernacle is.

00:12:54.000 Did this help?

00:12:56.000 Well, that was...

00:12:58.000 Yes, it did.

00:13:00.000 Right.

00:13:01.000 I packed that because I thought it was toothpaste.

00:13:04.000 No.

00:13:04.000 Yeah, they take your toothpaste if it's this big.

00:13:07.000 True.

00:13:08.000 Again, by the way, I had a fucking Muslim checking me at the gate at LaGuardia.

00:13:14.000 And I put that on Getter too.

00:13:16.000 I said, so skinheads are responsible for all domestic terrorism as far as planes go, the shoe bomber, 9-11. 0.95

00:13:22.000 And then you have a skinhead doing security.

00:13:24.000 And someone goes, skinheads are a tiny group, and Muslims are a massive religion with a few freaks. 1.00

00:13:30.000 There's a lot of skins.

00:13:32.000 There's black skinheads.

00:13:34.000 There's sharps. 0.76

00:13:35.000 There's boot boys.

00:13:36.000 There's suede heads.

00:13:37.000 There's casuals.

00:13:39.000 The OI scene is vast.

00:13:41.000 There's probably 200,000 of them in America, in the world right now.

00:13:47.000 And yes, there's many more Muslims.

00:13:50.000 But the idea that Muslims are this innocent group or just a few freaks, this is the stat you have to tell everyone when they say that. 1.00

00:13:59.000 25% of American Muslim males between the age of 18 and 25 believe that suicide bombing is often or sometimes justified.

00:14:11.000 That's one in four able-bodied, potentially jihadist Muslim men think it's okay to suicide bomb.

00:14:20.000 So yeah, the analogy stands up.

00:14:23.000 At least you didn't have a Japanese guy piloting the plane. 1.00

00:14:27.000 Remember that?

00:14:29.000 Or have we forgotten?

00:14:34.000 Fucking interesting angle.

00:14:37.000 You know what was cool about these southerners, though?

00:14:40.000 Yes, yes.

00:14:41.000 The black vibe was totally different from Chicago.

00:14:44.000 The black vibe in Chicago is, what the fuck have you done, bitch? 1.00

00:14:47.000 What are you looking at?

00:14:48.000 Yeah, yeah, that's right.

00:14:49.000 You had slaves.

00:14:51.000 Sorry.

00:14:53.000 The black vibe in Florida and what I've noticed all over the South is just like, hey, hi.

00:14:57.000 So it's not like humble, like I'm a slave, but it's not, what the fuck you done, motherfucker.

00:15:02.000 In New York, the black vibe is just like, I don't like you, you don't like me. 1.00

00:15:06.000 Go fuck yourself.

00:15:08.000 There's very little emotion.

00:15:10.000 Like, I don't care if you like me.

00:15:12.000 I don't care if you don't.

00:15:15.000 We've been divorced for 50 years is the vibe, which is fine.

00:15:21.000 But in Chicago, it's a shitty vibe.

00:15:24.000 And in the South, I've noticed, it's just sort of like, hey, man, I don't know what those northerners are bitching about up in Chicago, but I'm cool.

00:15:30.000 Do you want to play pool?

00:15:32.000 Friendly.

00:15:33.000 Part of the whole South thing.

00:15:35.000 But here's the other cultural phenomenon I noticed in just 24 hours.

00:15:40.000 When Southerners talk, and I can't help but think this is because there's no Jews for hundreds of miles. 0.54

00:15:45.000 When Southerners talk about America, they talk about it with limitless pride.

00:15:54.000 Where you don't see that up here.

00:15:56.000 I mean, people are proud to be a fucking Sagittarius.

00:16:01.000 What's this you're showing me?

00:16:02.000 Either one, they hate it, or as a symbol of hate, they don't even know their own history of the flag.

00:16:08.000 Now look at it.

00:16:09.000 I mean, it had nothing to do with slavery.

00:16:13.000 Yes, this flag represents above all else a person's freedom.

00:16:18.000 The government not telling you everything to do.

00:16:21.000 I mean, lots of Dixie flags, but a lot of lefties.

00:16:26.000 I saw a lot of Black Lives Matter flags on signs on white lawns.

00:16:29.000 I was in eastern Tennessee, eastern Nashville, which is the hipster Williamsburg part.

00:16:33.000 It's turning into Williamsburg.

00:16:34.000 I mean, the highways could not handle the shit.

00:16:37.000 But anyway, I'm with this dude, Mike, and he has a bunch of Russian prison tattoos.

00:16:42.000 Not because he was a prisoner in Russia, but just because they're aesthetically pleasing.

00:16:45.000 I think they're aesthetically pleasing too.

00:16:47.000 I might get some.

00:16:49.000 And the girl we were talking to goes, yeah, my tattoos are American.

00:16:55.000 Now, she didn't have a lot of tattoos, but it's hard to explain what that says and the tone she used. 0.62

00:17:06.000 It was just unapologetic patriotism.

00:17:10.000 And you see this in Europe.

00:17:11.000 Like, say you're in Spain, right?

00:17:14.000 And they're like, yeah, yeah, well, they're Basque.

00:17:16.000 They're the Separatist. 0.97

00:17:17.000 They're not Spanish. 1.00

00:17:18.000 I'm from Barcelona.

00:17:19.000 We're Spanish.

00:17:20.000 This is Spain.

00:17:21.000 Or in Italy.

00:17:22.000 You know, we're like, yeah, this is true Italian.

00:17:24.000 Try this.

00:17:25.000 This is pesto, Genova, Italy.

00:17:26.000 Columbus is from here.

00:17:28.000 This is true Genovian pesta. 0.94

00:17:32.000 Pesto.

00:17:32.000 Try that.

00:17:33.000 Try that.

00:17:33.000 See?

00:17:34.000 That's Italian.

00:17:35.000 This is true Italian.

00:17:37.000 Not in an exclusionary way, like send those fucking foreigners back home. 1.00

00:17:41.000 But here in America and all over, you know, big cities in the Western world, the American flag are saying, yeah, my tattoos are American.

00:17:50.000 It has a weird tone to it.

00:17:52.000 Like I used to wear a shirt in New York that had an American flag and it just said speak English.

00:17:58.000 And I wouldn't get served.

00:18:00.000 I've got the vibe that in Tennessee, people would be like, yeah, right on, man.

00:18:05.000 Cool shirt.

00:18:07.000 Even in the liberal parts, like this couple I'm talking about, they're not right wing.

00:18:11.000 But it was just like, it was so cool to see people talk about being American the way the Spanish talk about being Spanish from Spain or not so much Germans because they're cloaked in a lot of shame, but like the way Swedes talk about being Swedish, you know?

00:18:26.000 When we're in Texas, people kind of like felt bad for us.

00:18:30.000 They looked down at us.

00:18:31.000 Not look down at us.

00:18:32.000 They pitied us.

00:18:34.000 You want to take a break before you try this?

00:18:36.000 What are you drinking there?

00:18:37.000 Shocker burgers?

00:18:38.000 It was basically like, so you'd never been to America before?

00:18:42.000 He's like, I got a gun on me right now.

00:18:44.000 It's like, it's loaded, and this is fine.

00:18:45.000 That's and there's not going to be trouble.

00:18:47.000 I have a rib in my pocket.

00:18:48.000 They should feel sorry for us.

00:18:50.000 Yeah.

00:18:51.000 He's like, welcome to your country.

00:18:52.000 The car I was in had a folded up shotgun in it.

00:18:54.000 The guy had his handgun in the front of his pants.

00:18:58.000 You know what you need to get a handgun in Nashville?

00:19:00.000 Money?

00:19:01.000 A local driver's license.

00:19:03.000 Wow.

00:19:04.000 And we're good.

00:19:05.000 In and out that day.

00:19:06.000 No problems.

00:19:07.000 So anyway, it was nice to see people.

00:19:09.000 You know, I was reminded of that gay dude I talked to in Paris who said, I want to have a French flag.

00:19:15.000 I love being French.

00:19:17.000 But I feel like having a French flag in my window, it's too, you know, nationaliste.

00:19:23.000 It's too fascist.

00:19:25.000 I go, dude, you guys invented fags. 1.00

00:19:27.000 I wouldn't worry about being right wing.

00:19:30.000 Oh, yeah, I met some Proud Boy.

00:19:31.000 Everywhere I go, I just call the local Proud Boys.

00:19:33.000 This guy showed up, gave me this, which I didn't take home.

00:19:36.000 It weighs 25 pounds.

00:19:37.000 He's got fuck around and find out and proud of your boy on his knuckles.

00:19:41.000 He was unintelligibly shithammered.

00:19:44.000 And we lost him by accident because he was wandering all over the place.

00:19:47.000 He kept punching us and stuff, like in a jokey way, you know?

00:19:53.000 You know, when you talk to someone and you're like, you're in a blackout.

00:19:56.000 Yeah.

00:19:57.000 None of this is being retained.

00:19:58.000 Oh, that was leaving.

00:20:00.000 So that, oh, wait, no, no, that's Nashville from the plane.

00:20:04.000 A lot of room over there in Tennessee.

00:20:07.000 A lot of room to breathe.

00:20:10.000 And then you compare that to New York where there's zero room.

00:20:14.000 I'm always amazed at Central Park when I'm on a plane and how someone had the fortitude to say, no, you're not building here in this football field in the middle of the city.

00:20:26.000 It really makes it.

00:20:27.000 I haven't looked up a debunk of this, but I heard it was a black guy.

00:20:31.000 Who said, let's make Central Park? 0.97

00:20:33.000 Yeah, but I hear that about the light bulb.

00:20:36.000 Yeah, I hear that about electronics, the iPhone.

00:20:39.000 I hear that about the planet Earth.

00:20:41.000 But it is a beautiful island, isn't it?

00:20:43.000 Yeah.

00:20:48.000 Okay, Trump Truth Social.

00:20:50.000 I haven't started using it yet.

00:20:51.000 Have you?

00:20:51.000 No.

00:20:52.000 I've been getting a lot of people calling me saying, have you signed up for it?

00:20:55.000 Like Amanda Millius, Elijah Schaefer.

00:20:57.000 I can't help but think they get a commission or something.

00:21:00.000 Because they're, you know, why would you call someone and say, did you sign up for this yet?

00:21:04.000 I did.

00:21:10.000 Apparently it's got some glitches.

00:21:12.000 Here's a video of Trump on a construction site.

00:21:15.000 I guess he's building the wall himself now.

00:21:18.000 Some of these I don't want to save for final video.

00:21:21.000 I want to put them in the meat of the show.

00:21:23.000 It's a fun intro thing.

00:21:25.000 They're tremendous people.

00:21:27.000 And I'm going to tell you right now, we have to come in and do this job on time and under budget.

00:21:33.000 We're going to go with Oliveria. 0.63

00:21:34.000 Or is it Oliverio?

00:21:36.000 They're good people.

00:21:37.000 They're Italian, but they're good.

00:21:38.000 Or are they Portuguese?

00:21:39.000 I don't know.

00:21:39.000 But they're tremendous people, and we are going to get this job done and done the right way.

00:21:45.000 We are hiring many more pork jobs because we love them.

00:21:47.000 They're tremendous people.

00:21:48.000 And we are going to do a great job here, Rosie.

00:21:51.000 I'm going to tell you, your husband is a tremendous attribute to this job, and we are going to get this job done the right way, the union way, and it's going to be a tremendous job.

00:22:01.000 He's a great coach.

00:22:01.000 He's pretty good, but his T's are a little too.

00:22:03.000 He's a two.

00:22:04.000 Like, he doesn't do that.

00:22:06.000 He goes two.

00:22:07.000 It's more hard.

00:22:10.000 He does the hard T. Are we ready to start the show, Ryan?

00:22:15.000 I believe so.

00:22:16.000 So there's nothing else we'd want to do.

00:22:18.000 No, I don't want to get into this Antifa shooting in Portland.

00:22:20.000 And the hit on the Antifa shooting, of course.

00:22:22.000 So let's bring a truck from here. 0.95

00:22:24.000 Yeah, I mean, that's the only way to do it.

00:22:26.000 Wouldn't you have your finger on the trigger if you knew this was?

00:22:28.000 Oh, no, it is.

00:22:29.000 It's just I like to bask in the pre-show because once we go, there's no turning back.

00:22:35.000 Oh, okay.

00:22:36.000 So for me, personally.

00:22:38.000 Waiting in the truck.

00:22:40.000 I like it.

00:22:40.000 I'm not going to truck it up.

00:22:42.000 Come on, Chuck.

00:22:48.000 Bye.

00:22:54.000 Baby monsters don't like this part. 0.98

00:22:55.000 You seem too excited about that one.

00:22:57.000 They don't like the Biden part.

00:22:59.000 I'm not too excited.

00:23:00.000 Okay.

00:23:01.000 I've been doing a lot of traveling.

00:23:02.000 I understand.

00:23:03.000 I just flew in from Tennessee, and boy, are my arms tired.

00:23:06.000 Truck comes in and you're like, So what is going on with this weird shooting in Portland?

00:23:11.000 Antifa had a rally, and a woman got shot dead.

00:23:16.000 And their version of events is they're just sweet, peaceful guys.

00:23:21.000 They're just anti-fascist.

00:23:23.000 It's in the name.

00:23:24.000 They hate Hitler and they want him to die.

00:23:27.000 So they had a sweet little rally, probably exchanging macrame owls and various muffin recipes.

00:23:33.000 And then some redneck who loves Proud Boys and loves Andy No came in and just started pegging people off. 0.87

00:23:38.000 That's their version of events.

00:23:40.000 And they killed one person and they injured four others.

00:23:44.000 The other version of events is that Antifa showed up ready to kill, heavily armed.

00:23:52.000 One of them is a furry who goes by the name of Furry Bun, I believe, or Banana or Polybun, Portlandian furry.

00:24:02.000 How did we get to the point where you can say furry without laughing?

00:24:06.000 So one of the top furries in the country, actually, Polybun, was at the summit in the UN talking to Justin Trudeau about this.

00:24:15.000 And, you know, he made it very clear that the furry community is not happy with what the Truckers are doing, and they support Justin Trudeau and the globalists.

00:24:26.000 What?

00:24:29.000 So our version of events is that Polly Bun started shooting, and eventually someone was there who is a right-winger and was happy to take Pollybunn out.

00:24:38.000 Now, the weird part is, if Antifa was innocent, why are all their social medias, including Chad Loaders, who's like the president of Antifa over there, talking about removing shell casings and making sure you delete all your social media?

00:24:55.000 If you're the victims, why are you so worried about evidence?

00:24:58.000 Don't you want the most evidence possible?

00:25:03.000 So I'm having a bit of trouble figuring this out.

00:25:06.000 It's weird.

00:25:06.000 The homeowner was the furry.

00:25:10.000 Are you sure?

00:25:11.000 That's what I've heard on Twitter.

00:25:12.000 Look up Andy No's Twitter.

00:25:16.000 In the meantime?

00:25:17.000 Wait, Ben Smith is a furry?

00:25:20.000 But Ben Smith is the guy who's allegedly a pro Proud Boys, pro-Andy No.

00:25:26.000 So he's a mega furry?

00:25:28.000 The thing is, I think Antifa is the only source that cited this as a fact.

00:25:33.000 Okay.

00:25:34.000 Well, go to Andy No's Twitter.

00:25:35.000 For all his bias, for how much he hates Antifa, he's always right.

00:25:40.000 Oops.

00:25:41.000 So go up.

00:25:41.000 Secret video.

00:25:42.000 Antifa preparing firearms in Portland on February 10th.

00:25:47.000 The armed militants gather for an event by Letha Winston, an extremist who organizes armed direct actions that have led to attacks on the public.

00:25:54.000 So is that not true, Antifa?

00:25:57.000 Yeah, they said that they were unarmed, but then how do they fire back if they're unarmed?

00:26:02.000 So that's a lie.

00:26:03.000 And Benjamin Smith is the suspect of the shooting.

00:26:08.000 So he's, Antifa called for the destruction of evidence, which they talk about.

00:26:13.000 What the fuck is going on?

00:26:14.000 What a mess it is over there.

00:26:17.000 You know what?

00:26:18.000 The real problem with Antifa, especially in the Pacific Northwest, is severe mental illness.

00:26:22.000 So you're trying to track the behavior of these mentally ill meth head losers and try to figure out what's true and what's not and what their plan was. 0.60

00:26:31.000 And it's like being a cop.

00:26:33.000 You're following around these EDPs trying to impose some sort of order around them.

00:26:39.000 Not happening.

00:26:44.000 He's a right-wing furry.

00:26:46.000 We don't want you right-wing furries. 1.00

00:26:48.000 Yeah.

00:26:50.000 All right, let's jump over to Canada.

00:26:52.000 We don't have a Canada interstitial, do we?

00:26:55.000 No.

00:26:56.000 We do have a background.

00:26:57.000 Okay, let's just do the background.

00:27:00.000 So since we last spoke, which was Friday?

00:27:06.000 Yeah, so three days ago, we're realizing the incredible influence Klaus Schwab has on not just all global governments, this globalist, but especially in Canada with the left.

00:27:22.000 Klaus Schwab of the World Economic Forum refers to Trudeau as his most loyal constituent and informs us that he has penetrated cabinets of governments all around the world.

00:27:33.000 Look at this fucking clown.

00:27:35.000 This is what I love about the radical leftists these days.

00:27:38.000 They're not hiding it.

00:27:40.000 Look at his Star Trek jacket.

00:27:43.000 Who made that for you, dude?

00:27:46.000 Is this just going to be Sargon talking?

00:28:05.000 We'll talk about him in a minute.

00:28:06.000 But this really is the final boss of the Globalist Project and one of the prime movers behind it.

00:28:11.000 So I thought it might be worth talking about their vast reach, their vast finances, and who it is they've got in charge and what it is they think.

00:28:20.000 I'm sure you're looking forward to hearing how woke they are because they are.

00:28:24.000 Right.

00:28:24.000 So they've got on the website.

00:28:25.000 So this is just a little bit of a message.

00:28:26.000 You can watch this hidden information.

00:28:28.000 Check out Carl Benjamin.

00:28:29.000 I'm glad he's not using Sargon of Akkad anymore and he's not using that little sculpture.

00:28:33.000 I remember I asked him about it years ago and he's like, I'm not particularly attractive and I don't want to look at my face.

00:28:39.000 Devin Tracy's the same way.

00:28:41.000 I wish he wouldn't use the kangaroo.

00:28:45.000 I think the fact that he's so popular with that kangaroo is a testament to how great his videos are.

00:28:50.000 But there's a lot that goes on with the face.

00:28:54.000 A lot of expressions.

00:29:00.000 So Trudeau is a globalist, and he is doing the bidding of the globalist elites, which is run by this guy, Klaus, who is his bitch.

00:29:11.000 He's Klaus' bitch. 1.00

00:29:13.000 And there was a Joe Rogan, I don't think I included it here, where they're talking about this new government Bitcoin, a cryptocurrency that the government controls.

00:29:26.000 And it replaces our paper currency.

00:29:30.000 And they can determine, they start with terrorism, right?

00:29:33.000 We don't want you, it's a way to monitor jihadists and Nazis and make sure they don't have another insurrection. 0.55

00:29:38.000 That's the impetus for it.

00:29:40.000 But what they start doing is checking to see if what you're buying is noble enough.

00:29:44.000 Maybe they'll stop cigarettes after a bit.

00:29:47.000 Those aren't healthy for you.

00:29:49.000 Maybe they'll make sure you can't buy ivermectin.

00:29:51.000 No, we prefer you got the vaccine, actually.

00:29:54.000 Censor TV would definitely be on the no-no list.

00:29:58.000 And now they're controlling information.

00:30:00.000 No, you can't watch Spotify.

00:30:02.000 It contains misinformation.

00:30:04.000 It's a black mirror episode.

00:30:08.000 This is, I think it's the newest one with, what's his name?

00:30:11.000 Hassan Mijad.

00:30:12.000 It's the guy who successfully sued the SPLC.

00:30:15.000 He got $4 million, I believe.

00:30:16.000 It's the same guy.

00:30:18.000 But yeah, he spells it all out.

00:30:21.000 It's crazy, man.

00:30:22.000 Wow.

00:30:24.000 And says what they're up to.

00:30:25.000 Anyway, so check that out, the Joe Rogan with the Muslim dude, talking about the digital currency. 0.98

00:30:32.000 Because it's, I think last year the globalists were very subtle about their plans, but now they're just like, yeah, I'm from Star Trek and I'm going to control all the world with digital currency.

00:30:41.000 Fuck you.

00:30:43.000 We're seizing your bank accounts.

00:30:46.000 Look at 1.8.

00:30:47.000 They are literally have already frozen bank accounts.

00:30:52.000 You cannot get out your own money.

00:30:55.000 Canadian MP details how struggling single mothers bank account has been frozen by Trudeau regime.

00:30:59.000 As Tucker pointed out, the whole reason you have a bank is so no one can touch your money and your money can be safe.

00:31:05.000 It's not safe under the mattress.

00:31:07.000 Someone could break in.

00:31:08.000 So put it in a bank.

00:31:09.000 And even if the bank gets robbed, well, the insurance will cover it and you'll still get your money.

00:31:13.000 Not anymore.

00:31:15.000 If you sin, scroll down.

00:31:18.000 If you sin, you're punished.

00:31:22.000 Where's the video of him?

00:31:24.000 Yeah.

00:31:25.000 Speaker, my question is for the Justice Minister or the Finance Minister.

00:31:28.000 First, how many bank accounts have been frozen under authority of the emergency proclamation?

00:31:33.000 Second, will the government commit that no further funds be frozen without a court order verifying that a rational connection exists between the funds and the unlawful blockades?

00:31:43.000 And third, will any currently frozen accounts for which a rational connection has not been demonstrated be released forthwith?

00:31:54.000 The Honourable Minister of Public Safety.

00:31:56.000 Well, I want to thank my colleague for the many questions, but I will say at the very beginning that the RCMP have clarified that at no time they provided any list of donors to banks for enforcement under the Emergencies Act, Mr. Speaker.

00:32:10.000 And with regards to those financial controls which are being exercised under the Act, Mr. Speaker, as we've said many times, those powers are being exercised in a manner that is consistent with the Charter, including due process rights as well as the right to be protected.

00:32:23.000 That's just a lie.

00:32:24.000 Any unreasonable circumstances.

00:32:25.000 That's just a lie.

00:32:26.000 The only way you could possibly justify freezing accounts is If the state itself is about to dissolve and everyone's going to die, if you know jihadists took over the country, they took over the government, they killed everyone in the White House,

00:32:43.000 and we were looking at an Islamic state, then the powers that be could arguably freeze bank accounts.

00:32:50.000 It would make sense to stop this incursion.

00:32:55.000 How the fuck do you get that from bouncy castles?

00:32:58.000 Bit of a stretch.

00:33:00.000 But go back to that original link.

00:33:02.000 The video wasn't what I thought it would be.

00:33:05.000 The MP said, go up.

00:33:09.000 No, no, I don't want to hear any more video.

00:33:10.000 Go to the tweet there.

00:33:14.000 To those of you special...

00:33:15.000 No, no, no.

00:33:16.000 The top one.

00:33:17.000 Brianne is a single mom from Chilliwack.

00:33:19.000 Chilliwack is in British Columbia.

00:33:21.000 It's north of Vancouver.

00:33:22.000 Also, the band Chilliwack came up with the hit song 867-5309.

00:33:28.000 I got her number.

00:33:29.000 Got her number on the wall.

00:33:30.000 Brianne is a single mom from Chilliwack working a minimum wage job.

00:33:34.000 She gave $50 to the convoy when it was 100% legal.

00:33:37.000 Yeah, that's a pretty big detail.

00:33:39.000 She hasn't participated in any other way.

00:33:42.000 Her bank account has now been frozen.

00:33:44.000 This is who Justin Trudeau is actually targeting with his Emergencies Act orders.

00:33:49.000 Not exactly jihadist burning down the place.

00:33:53.000 And then two more things for the Canadian stuff.

00:33:56.000 We know about the Hong Kong acronym.

00:33:58.000 We talked about this already, but they're still going with it.

00:34:02.000 Now, there's two things with the Nazi flag guy.

00:34:05.000 One, they say it's a cop and he was a spy.

00:34:08.000 The others say it's a European guy who was like, is this what you want?

00:34:13.000 You want Canada to become like a Nazi place like this? 0.92

00:34:17.000 You want this to be your flag?

00:34:20.000 If the second version is true, you, sir, are the biggest fucking idiot in the history of rallies.

00:34:30.000 You have given them the only thing they have to argue about.

00:34:36.000 So we have bouncy castles and logic and the people's voice and all that.

00:34:39.000 They have one thing, and it's your flag, you fucking retard. 1.00

00:34:45.000 Holy shit, I would love to meet that moron.

00:34:48.000 So I showed them, I brought a Nazi flag and I said, look at this.

00:34:53.000 This is where we're headed.

00:34:54.000 And I was waving it around.

00:34:57.000 They are retarded and thanks, buddy. 0.91

00:35:02.000 Good work.

00:35:04.000 Way to throw an encrypted analogy in there without anyone being able to understand it.

00:35:10.000 But yeah.

00:35:12.000 We mentioned it already, but I have to just stick it in here in case.

00:35:16.000 Is that 1.6?

00:35:18.000 1.6.

00:35:19.000 Okay.

00:35:19.000 Yeah, Washington Post, yep.

00:35:23.000 Oh, yeah.

00:35:23.000 No, this is the one.

00:35:24.000 This is the article that they're getting in a lot of shit for where they said freedom is another word for white supremacy.

00:35:31.000 To which I say, okay, well, we freed the slaves.

00:35:33.000 They should go back in chains then.

00:35:34.000 I don't want to be racist.

00:35:36.000 Should we reinstall slavery, reinstate it? 0.87

00:35:44.000 So you don't have the Hong Kong?

00:35:46.000 Is it this one?

00:35:47.000 No Hunky Honky?

00:35:48.000 No, this is...

00:35:49.000 Oh, the Hong Kong link was Washington Post.

00:35:52.000 Oh, okay.

00:35:52.000 Well, you remember that, that this MP is out there repeating this, that H H honk honk is an acronym for Hail Hitler.

00:36:00.000 Anyway, and then this is just, you've seen this a million times, but old Trudeau juxtaposed with new Trudeau footage.

00:36:08.000 Are faced with citizens' anxiety.

00:36:12.000 We have a choice to make.

00:36:15.000 Do we exploit that anxiety or do we allay it?

00:36:21.000 Because a fair and successful world is a peaceful one.

00:36:26.000 We believe we should confront anxiety with a clear plan to deal with its root causes.

00:36:34.000 We believe we should bring people together around shared purposes because what is the alternative?

00:36:42.000 To exploit anxiety?

00:36:45.000 To turn it into fear and blame?

00:36:49.000 To reject others because they look or speak or pray differently than we do?

00:36:56.000 That's Alex Duvois right there getting hit.

00:36:58.000 We need to choose hope over fear, diversity over...

00:37:04.000 When leadership is not a problem.

00:37:06.000 So a lot of people are saying, how do you still support the cops, Gavin, when you see that going on?

00:37:10.000 And I'm like, you know who's really mad about that?

00:37:13.000 Cops.

00:37:14.000 Like, a lot of these are hired guns from Quebec, and there's deep-seated, 400-year-old hatred from the French towards the English.

00:37:23.000 Not so much from the English to the French, but a little bit.

00:37:26.000 So they love to come over here and kick some English ass. 1.00

00:37:29.000 They don't see the English as people.

00:37:32.000 In France, the French police started marching with the people.

00:37:37.000 Yeah, and why are you seeing police as a monolith?

00:37:40.000 You see a bunch of goons in Ottawa, and now you're mad at the NYPD.

00:37:45.000 Take a doon a notch. 0.92

00:37:47.000 All right, let's leave Canada and let's check in with old Kylie Rittenhouse. 1.00

00:37:54.000 He's got a new thing going on.

00:37:56.000 A lot of exciting stuff in the left.

00:37:59.000 Leftist sphere.

00:38:00.000 The rightist sphere.

00:38:00.000 That's why I'm Iron.

00:38:05.000 Clamp the player on, please.

00:38:13.000 If I catch any of you fuckers alone, I would.

00:38:17.000 I like that big view sometimes.

00:38:19.000 Yeah.

00:38:20.000 So he's starting, he's going on a lawfare rampage.

00:38:22.000 A lot of people are.

00:38:24.000 I think their parents are doing that with critical race theory.

00:38:27.000 And the left is going, it's just like Scientology.

00:38:30.000 They're suing everyone.

00:38:31.000 Dude, the teachers' unions, the lobbies are so intensely powerful that the only way you can make any change in the education system is through lawfare.

00:38:41.000 Sorry, you left us with no alternative.

00:38:44.000 I'm pursuing it too.

00:38:46.000 Call me a white supremacist.

00:38:47.000 Call Proud Boys neo-fascist.

00:38:50.000 I'm taking you to court.

00:38:52.000 Kyle Rittenhouse launches initiative to combat lies from media outlets, personalities.

00:38:57.000 So play the link.

00:38:58.000 19.

00:38:58.000 He's got a whole little montage.

00:39:00.000 I want to donate to this fund and make sure everyone suffers from Whoopi Goldberg to the White House.

00:39:07.000 Joe Biden called Kyle Rittenhouse a white supremacist.

00:39:11.000 The fuck?

00:39:14.000 Media is the most powerful The Media is the most powerful entity on earth.

00:39:20.000 They have the power to make the innocent guilty and to make the guilty innocent.

00:39:27.000 Is that a power?

00:39:28.000 That was the driver, the Christian. 1.00

00:39:30.000 Oh, yeah, we've already forgotten about him.

00:39:33.000 White supremacist 17-year-old Kyle Rittenhouse.

00:39:36.000 A 17-year-old vigilante, arguably a domestic terrorist.

00:39:39.000 Kyle Rittenhouse, a male wannabe.

00:39:41.000 President Joe Biden used a picture of Kyle Rittenhouse as a white supremacist.

00:39:45.000 He's absolutely white supremacist.

00:39:48.000 I feel like Justice.

00:40:08.000 How should Joe Biden be accused of being a white supremacist on the basis of no evidence whatsoever?

00:40:13.000 And let's hope at some point you can choose that.

00:40:15.000 Who will be held accountable?

00:40:17.000 You are the enemy of the people. 0.61

00:40:21.000 Isn't that exciting?

00:40:22.000 The Media Accountability Project.

00:40:25.000 Yes, please.

00:40:26.000 These Tattletale activists, these Antifa sympathizers, are finally getting their comeuppance. 0.58

00:40:33.000 I really wish at the end of that he was like, by the way, I was kidding about BLM being cool.

00:40:38.000 Fuck them.

00:40:39.000 They saw.

00:40:40.000 That would have been cool.

00:40:42.000 Oh, welly.

00:40:43.000 Let's jump to feminism. 1.00

00:40:45.000 Yes, I don't believe we've played this feminism bump before. 1.00

00:40:48.000 It's a new one?

00:40:49.000 I believe this is a brand new Rage.

00:40:51.000 Isn't that a thrill?

00:40:52.000 It's a thrill.

00:40:53.000 Who here identifies as a feminist? 1.00

00:40:55.000 We are the storm.

00:40:57.000 The very form of change that the world has been waiting for.

00:41:04.000 You said I was too pretty to fight.

00:41:09.000 That's toxic masculinity if you don't realize how your behavior is hurtful.

00:41:16.000 I got to say, like, Alex Lavoie, the Rebel newsgirl, why was she there on the front lines?

00:41:22.000 That's a very unpopular opinion coming from the right, but you know how I feel about women at these things. 0.50

00:41:27.000 Heather Heyer shouldn't have been there. 1.00

00:41:29.000 Women, Ashley Babbitt shouldn't have been there. 1.00

00:41:32.000 Women shouldn't be at massive brawls. 1.00

00:41:35.000 Like in the 50s when you'd go for a rumble in the rumble seat of the Thunderbird, and you had a chain and a switchblade.

00:41:43.000 There wouldn't be, the girls in the poodle skirts wouldn't be there. 1.00

00:41:46.000 In the sense that...

00:41:48.000 You got your mouse all over all your fucking video drops, you shithead.

00:41:51.000 Sorry.

00:41:53.000 So I noticed this.

00:41:54.000 Women are agreeable. 1.00

00:41:55.000 We talk about this a lot.

00:41:56.000 But I've been noticing their writing and their agreeability is turning them into publicists.

00:42:04.000 Like, check out this article by Gabrielle Fon Rouge.

00:42:08.000 She's a little kid, a babysitter from Florida, who's up here in New York City because of sex in the city.

00:42:15.000 And she's writing for Vice.

00:42:16.000 And I've got a job now.

00:42:17.000 I'm a real lady.

00:42:18.000 And parents probably pay her rent. 1.00

00:42:20.000 And the angle here for this article is, my job was kind of on the floor as I read it.

00:42:27.000 There's a lot of anti-Asian violence.

00:42:29.000 You know why?

00:42:31.000 This is the New York Post, which is supposed to be right-wing-ish.

00:42:34.000 Trump.

00:42:36.000 Trump blamed the coronavirus on China just because it's from China.

00:42:42.000 How dare he?

00:42:43.000 Where do you get that idea?

00:42:44.000 So the Chinese begin a pandemic and all of a sudden China's at fault? 0.98

00:42:49.000 Yeah.

00:42:50.000 Yeah, that's exactly what happened.

00:42:53.000 And then that leads to Asians getting killed because or getting, yes, yes, killed and attacked.

00:42:59.000 She brings up that dude with fetal alcohol syndrome who stabbed that Vietnamese woman a hundred times.

00:43:05.000 And in her own article, she goes, well, I know this was a long time ago with Trump when he said all this stuff, like 2018, 2019, and 2022 has been the worst.

00:43:18.000 But she goes on to say, his hatred is like a rocket that you launch into space, and then its momentum keeps it going.

00:43:27.000 In fact, that's the rocket they use in the header.

00:43:30.000 Guess how many times they mention the race of the perps who are throwing the Asians in front of trains?

00:43:36.000 Zero.

00:43:39.000 That's a rocket ship that keeps going on its own inertia.

00:43:42.000 The majority of anti-hate crimes occurred in this 2021 and 2020.

00:43:49.000 But that's because of the longevity of bigotry, you see?

00:43:53.000 So say we see hate crimes 10 years from now, we can talk about how this rocket is still floating through the atmosphere from Trump's initial push.

00:44:02.000 So what she's really doing here in this article is she's a publicist for black Americans.

00:44:08.000 And she knows that they look real bad right now, especially black New Yorkers. 1.00

00:44:13.000 So she shifts it, doesn't mention them once, and makes this all about Trump and his hatred.

00:44:20.000 I mean, it's comical.

00:44:22.000 I don't think Chinese are falling for it. 0.99

00:44:24.000 They're donating tens of thousands of dollars to Proud Boys, although that might be more about fighting communism.

00:44:31.000 So I emailed her and I said, lady, I've explained this a million times.

00:44:36.000 Crime is up.

00:44:39.000 Blacks are disproportionately involved in crime. 1.00

00:44:42.000 Asians are disproportionately the victims of crime. 1.00

00:44:44.000 So when crime goes up, you're going to see those groups overrepresented. 1.00

00:44:48.000 The fact that you can pin this on Trump is fucking pathetic, as my father would say.

00:44:54.000 And then I was noticing that this laundering of the truth is especially big with black women. 1.00

00:45:05.000 Like, remember Donna Brazil?

00:45:09.000 She got caught when the emails leaked.

00:45:11.000 The whole thing about Russia, by the way, hacking emails, Hillary's weren't that bad. 0.90

00:45:15.000 She's smart enough to know you don't say you're really bad shit on email.

00:45:18.000 But Donna Brazil's not smart enough. 1.00

00:45:20.000 So we caught her laundering questions from CNN and making sure Hillary only gets this question and not that one. 1.00

00:45:28.000 So is that someone interested in good journalism?

00:45:32.000 No.

00:45:33.000 That is someone laundering the truth.

00:45:35.000 just like this previous girl, was a publicist for violent blacks in New York, Donna Brazil is a publicist for DNC. 0.95

00:45:41.000 They don't belong in these jobs, women in the workforce. 1.00

00:45:46.000 Wait, there's supposed to be two others here.

00:45:48.000 I fucked up, Ryan.

00:45:50.000 Oh, no.

00:45:51.000 Well, you didn't send them separately.

00:45:54.000 I got one link from you in an email.

00:45:55.000 Well, the other one, of course, is Ava Duvernay, who took the Central Park Five and totally laundered it and made it into the exonerated five, who are just these innocent boys in sweater vests that were going to clarinet practice.

00:46:12.000 And she's totally laundered their image. 1.00

00:46:14.000 And then the new one is this Netflix story.

00:46:18.000 It's not in my notes, but about that Russian, no, that chick who pretended to be a German billionaire. 0.99

00:46:24.000 Creating Anna, I think it's called.

00:46:25.000 Yes.

00:46:26.000 So who's behind Creating Anna?

00:46:28.000 See?

00:46:29.000 Because she turned that show into this feminist superhero story about a really cool chick that fucked over the banks. 1.00

00:46:38.000 Yeah.

00:46:39.000 So who wrote this?

00:46:41.000 Let's see.

00:46:42.000 I'll look it up while this please.

00:46:45.000 We're Anna Sorikin.

00:46:46.000 No one's short.

00:46:47.000 She's either a rich German heiress or she's flat broke. 1.00

00:46:50.000 The charges are insane.

00:46:52.000 Committed real white-collar felonies while posing as a socialite in an attempt to steal millions of dollars.

00:47:00.000 Hi, Anna.

00:47:01.000 I just had some questions.

00:47:03.000 I have a question.

00:47:05.000 What's you wearing?

00:47:06.000 You look poor.

00:47:09.000 Shonda Rhimes.

00:47:10.000 Shonda Rhimes.

00:47:14.000 This face sums up what I'm talking about here.

00:47:17.000 Where these women are not necessarily interested in the truth or telling a story correctly. 0.99

00:47:24.000 They're just publicists.

00:47:25.000 They're propagandists.

00:47:27.000 Gabrielle Fonrouge, Ava Duvernay, Shonda Rhimes, Donna Brazil, they're all changing the narrative.

00:47:35.000 They're performers in a way.

00:47:38.000 I mean, their writing is acting.

00:47:40.000 Shonda doesn't rhyme, by the way.

00:47:42.000 Rhyme something with Shonda.

00:47:45.000 Besides Honda.

00:47:47.000 Well, that's a car.

00:47:47.000 We need a lot of cool people.

00:47:49.000 That's not a name.

00:47:50.000 Riding a Honda.

00:47:51.000 I fucked this fat bitch. 1.00

00:47:52.000 Her name was Shonda.

00:47:54.000 Okay, well, rap rhymes, you can get away with anything.

00:47:56.000 What?

00:47:57.000 But like an actual...

00:47:58.000 Yeah, rap rhymes, you could rhyme orange with porrange.

00:48:02.000 You know?

00:48:02.000 So that doesn't count.

00:48:03.000 But like real names or real words.

00:48:06.000 Shonda and...

00:48:07.000 Let's just get to the fucking mailbank shit.

00:48:09.000 Okay.

00:48:12.000 Conda.

00:48:13.000 Oh, Anaconda.

00:48:14.000 There you go.

00:48:15.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a damn.

00:48:20.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

00:48:26.000 Let me touch it.

00:48:28.000 That was actually very intelligent of you, Ryan, to say something so stupid right before we do the mailbag so we get that Ryan shut up in.

00:48:37.000 It's true.

00:48:38.000 Wait, what do you mean?

00:48:39.000 Nice job.

00:48:41.000 What was her name?

00:48:42.000 Shonda?

00:48:43.000 Yes.

00:48:44.000 I thought I had a whole...

00:48:45.000 I should have done a whole.

00:48:46.000 Sorry, look, I was traveling.

00:48:48.000 I didn't prepare very well for today's show, but I want to do a whole thing on these publicists.

00:48:58.000 Yeah.

00:48:59.000 Yeah, I got them all.

00:49:00.000 Ava Duvernay, Shonda Rhimes, Gabrielle Fonrouge, Donna Brazil.

00:49:06.000 It's like, ladies, I understand that you want to change the narrative and, you know, launder some bad publicity, but that's not your job.

00:49:15.000 Your job for inventing Anna is telling us what happened.

00:49:23.000 Oh, the Louis Thoreau documentary came out.

00:49:25.000 Okay, let's cover that.

00:49:27.000 But yeah, that trailer looked like they gave her a little bit of criticism.

00:49:33.000 Apparently, no.

00:49:34.000 The woman who she ripped off for $60,000, she invited this woman to Kim Kardashian's favorite resort in Morocco, three people, $60,000. 0.99

00:49:43.000 And then her credit cards didn't work.

00:49:45.000 So the other woman used her expense account. 1.00

00:49:49.000 And then she starts going, can I get that money back?

00:49:52.000 I owe $60,000.

00:49:53.000 I don't make that much money.

00:49:55.000 And in the movie, they portray her as this nagging bitch who got rich off of her. 1.00

00:50:00.000 Because the woman wrote a book about it. 1.00

00:50:03.000 About being ripped off by this woman. 0.99

00:50:08.000 Anyway.

00:50:10.000 First letter.

00:50:12.000 Guy who sends us a lot of shit.

00:50:14.000 Oh, I don't have my internet on.

00:50:18.000 It's still on the plane.

00:50:19.000 I just came here straight from the airport.

00:50:20.000 You see?

00:50:22.000 There we go.

00:50:26.000 The internet could not be joined.

00:50:28.000 For those about to rock, I don't know what this is.

00:50:30.000 Let's see what the baby monsters want us to see.

00:50:39.000 Press play.

00:50:40.000 Three seconds.

00:50:41.000 Oh.

00:50:45.000 How long is it?

00:50:48.000 13 minutes.

00:50:51.000 Why are we?

00:50:52.000 Why do people send us this shit?

00:50:54.000 The American people.

00:50:56.000 In Europe, Joe Biden is shutting down American pipelines like the Keystone XL pipeline, but he's helping construct pipelines for Russia.

00:51:05.000 This is Parliament Putin's number one foreign policy priority.

00:51:10.000 All right.

00:51:11.000 I guess we'll look that up another time.

00:51:15.000 Does anyone give a shit about Ukraine?

00:51:17.000 Ryan, you're really good at foreign policy matters.

00:51:19.000 Should we invade Ukraine?

00:51:21.000 It does depend.

00:51:22.000 I mean, there seems to be sort of a fragile tipping point over there, of course, our brothers to the east.

00:51:29.000 However, although they're on the brink of what looks like it could be warfare, Putin is sending out mixed signals.

00:51:36.000 So although he speaks cryptically, I think we could read between lines and see he's going to proceed with the sanction zone into the war zone.

00:51:44.000 I think Jack Pisobec actually posted a very informative map of this.

00:51:48.000 But that area, of course, has had age-long turmoil, but now it seems to be coming to a bottlehead.

00:51:54.000 We'll see if it.

00:51:56.000 What's a bottlehead?

00:51:57.000 Bottleneck.

00:51:59.000 Okay.

00:52:00.000 But in Russia, they call it the bottlkid.

00:52:02.000 So it's a rough trip.

00:52:04.000 So what should we do?

00:52:05.000 Well, we can't do anything.

00:52:08.000 It's up to us to wait for Putin because Biden won't do anything.

00:52:12.000 Why do you say Putin like you're George W. Bush?

00:52:15.000 That's how it's pronounced.

00:52:17.000 So say he starts blowing up shit in Gdansk or whatever it's called.

00:52:21.000 What should we do?

00:52:23.000 Well, there's nothing we can do.

00:52:24.000 We would hope that our leadership would make the right decision when it comes to this, but it seems like NATO is kind of...

00:52:28.000 When I say we, I mean America.

00:52:30.000 I don't mean Gavin and Ryan.

00:52:31.000 Oh, well, ideally, we would.

00:52:32.000 How would I mean Gavin and Ryan?

00:52:34.000 We'll start launching our own missiles from the Bronx.

00:52:36.000 We cannot do that, no.

00:52:38.000 Thank you.

00:52:38.000 So, I mean, I'll get Biden out of there and have some competent leadership take over because it's a very solution is to depose President Biden and get a new president?

00:52:50.000 Yeah, I think that's the way.

00:52:51.000 That's Ryan's solution Russia attacking Ukraine. 0.76

00:52:55.000 If we could send Kamala out there, that would probably help. 0.86

00:52:57.000 Okay.

00:52:57.000 No, come on.

00:52:58.000 What should we do?

00:53:00.000 Well, I think we should impose sanctions.

00:53:04.000 Sanctions, okay.

00:53:06.000 Because Russia buys so much shit from us.

00:53:10.000 And then tanks, lots of tanks.

00:53:12.000 Put tanks anywhere.

00:53:13.000 So you don't know anything as suspected.

00:53:17.000 No.

00:53:17.000 Louis Thoreau documentary link.

00:53:19.000 Have we talked about this?

00:53:20.000 I think it's on YouTube now.

00:53:21.000 It is.

00:53:22.000 Some of the gory pressers have put it up.

00:53:29.000 I know that guy.

00:53:29.000 I'm not going to tell you, but you're dealing with one of the world's express intricate internet trolls.

00:53:33.000 I know them all.

00:53:36.000 But the cool part is Beardson Beardsley.

00:53:39.000 Louis Thoreau's convinced that he's Zeke Heilt.

00:53:41.000 And the guy was just like, later, bye-bye.

00:53:44.000 Bye-bye.

00:53:46.000 It wasn't even that much of a Nazi salute.

00:53:48.000 So Beardson just goes, you know what?

00:53:50.000 We're done here.

00:53:51.000 Like a minute in, which I love to see because I know Louis had to travel all the way down there.

00:53:56.000 And he only got three people.

00:53:58.000 He got Beardson, Nick Fuentes, and Baked Alaska.

00:54:01.000 So now you just killed a third of my interview subjects.

00:54:04.000 Salute.

00:54:04.000 Is it not doing Nazi salute?

00:54:06.000 You shouldn't get the f ⁇ out of my house. 1.00

00:54:09.000 On the front line of a cultural war.

00:54:11.000 I'm bringing him a pocket square to Afdac. 1.00

00:54:14.000 Who?

00:54:15.000 Beardson?

00:54:16.000 Yep.

00:54:16.000 Because he had a great suit.

00:54:18.000 He looked like you, kind of.

00:54:19.000 Nice trimmed beard, glasses, nice tie, no pocket square.

00:54:24.000 I was like, sir.

00:54:24.000 So he doesn't have access to pocket squares where he...

00:54:27.000 Not a lot of people are aware that it elevates your whole look.

00:54:32.000 So, of course, the Lily documentary, which I'm going to do a parody of, was just Nick and Baked and Beardson saying reasonable shit and then Juxtapose with horrible quotes out of context.

00:54:49.000 See, you can, by the way, you notice he's not drinking?

00:54:52.000 Always be suspicious when someone comes over and you offer them a beer and they have a juice.

00:54:58.000 That's a great image right there.

00:55:01.000 Yeah.

00:55:02.000 That is so telling.

00:55:04.000 He wants to be on his toes because he's there to frame you.

00:55:09.000 And he said in it, like Nick goes, yeah, there's a lot of racism in America against whites.

00:55:15.000 And he goes, yes, but that's different because they have the power.

00:55:19.000 Okay?

00:55:19.000 So by those rights, if you go to a place where there's a majority minority, like the Congo, you can just use the hard R N word, right?

00:55:28.000 Because it's about power.

00:55:29.000 So I could just run through China calling everyone a chink. 0.95

00:55:33.000 According to that, they're in power.

00:55:36.000 You're allowed to abuse those in power, I think is what he's saying.

00:55:39.000 So, hey, you want to use some N-words?

00:55:44.000 Go to an all-black country and enjoy yourself. 1.00

00:55:48.000 Allegedly.

00:55:56.000 What do I got here?

00:55:56.000 Why do you look through those?

00:55:57.000 We have still some super chats here.

00:56:00.000 Okay, there's Protestant one.

00:56:02.000 Catholicism, salvation through Acts.

00:56:04.000 Behavior is garbage.

00:56:06.000 What is the point of some man absolving you of your sins?

00:56:08.000 This is what Jesus did, not a man, become a Protestant. 0.89

00:56:11.000 I've looked into this recently, too.

00:56:13.000 I'm debating.

00:56:14.000 Because I go to a Catholic church, but now I'm thinking about maybe we're going to go to a different type of church.

00:56:18.000 Talk about women being agreeable. 1.00

00:56:20.000 You're a woman.

00:56:20.000 No, no.

00:56:21.000 You watch a documentary on dinosaurs not existing and you're like, dinosaurs don't exist?

00:56:24.000 No, I've never been.

00:56:27.000 It would be agreeable of me to become a Catholic because everybody tells me to be Catholic.

00:56:31.000 And I go to a Catholic church, so it would be agreeable of me to just be a Catholic.

00:56:36.000 But I've been not a Catholic my whole life, so I'm sticking to that and being not agreeable.

00:56:41.000 Whatever.

00:56:42.000 What's the next thing?

00:56:42.000 Are there a ton of these?

00:56:44.000 We got to read these live on the show and then...

00:56:47.000 Six.

00:56:48.000 Do they keep coming in?

00:56:49.000 There's 12.

00:56:50.000 Do they keep coming in?

00:56:51.000 These aren't refreshed.

00:56:52.000 These are from the last show.

00:56:53.000 Okay, if you checked out the app Open Books, shows how deep the swamp is.

00:56:56.000 Just download it.

00:56:57.000 Holy fuck, we're screwed.

00:56:58.000 Okay, I'll check it out.

00:56:59.000 Hey, Gav, I'm from Rai.

00:57:00.000 How often are you at the boxing gym?

00:57:01.000 My older brother saw you there, but couldn't put a name to your face, but only remembered you because of a bunch of YouTube videos I showed him.

00:57:07.000 Is the gym worth it?

00:57:08.000 If I see you there, would you spar me?

00:57:10.000 Yeah, I'll fight anyone.

00:57:11.000 Assuming that you're a good sportsman, like say you're a beast and you want to fucking Mike Tyson me to death, that's not on.

00:57:17.000 Can we see a G-Dog left-handed baseball throw? 0.77

00:57:21.000 Okay.

00:57:25.000 Ideally, you do an awkward run before you do it, and then you throw.

00:57:30.000 I would love to throw the first pitch at a game and just run out, do my left-handed throw.

00:57:36.000 Wait, we shot a sketch, me and Bill Schultz, where we did that.

00:57:40.000 He was a Yankees fan.

00:57:41.000 I'm a Mets fan.

00:57:41.000 We talked about how much we love the game.

00:57:43.000 I remember that.

00:57:43.000 And then it ended with us going to a park and throwing, but we used our left hands, so we looked like complete spazzes.

00:57:49.000 Let me see.

00:57:50.000 I'm going to see if I can look it up.

00:57:52.000 Can we see?

00:57:52.000 Yeah, okay, next.

00:57:54.000 Gavin, I'm 25.

00:57:54.000 I've been single for over a year.

00:57:56.000 I've been considering getting back with my most recent ex.

00:57:58.000 Catch is it's my good friend's sister.

00:58:00.000 She's three years older, so she's pushing 30. 1.00

00:58:02.000 Am I a scumbag?

00:58:04.000 30's pretty old.

00:58:05.000 And if you're having doubts, I don't know.

00:58:10.000 I need a little more info.

00:58:11.000 For John and Max, proud of your boy.

00:58:13.000 That's awesome.

00:58:13.000 Max got in a fight.

00:58:15.000 Oh, really?

00:58:16.000 Yeah, I don't know the details.

00:58:18.000 He can't say them on JPEG, but he lost all his early time.

00:58:23.000 Frick.

00:58:25.000 Was this...

00:58:26.000 Was it in here?

00:58:27.000 Because Schultz is in this.

00:58:28.000 No, we were on a bus.

00:58:32.000 Like, we went to Central Park.

00:58:33.000 I think we shot that and then we got on the bus.

00:58:36.000 And then the footage never went anywhere.

00:58:37.000 Ah, frick.

00:58:39.000 Hey, Jeremiah Oakes here.

00:58:41.000 I was just wondering if Maddie had.

00:58:42.000 Anyway, yeah, he got in a fight.

00:58:43.000 I don't know the details yet.

00:58:44.000 I think I can get them from his parents, but yeah, he's in solitary for the next 30 days, and things could have been much worse, he said.

00:58:55.000 So he's doing the full four years.

00:58:57.000 This really fucking burnt my ass.

00:58:59.000 I was watching a Jordan Peterson video, and he said, you know, you only have kids for the first four years.

00:59:06.000 And if you miss that, it's gone.

00:59:09.000 And I'm like, there's no way around it.

00:59:11.000 John Kinsman missed the first four years because of these activist cunts like Juliet Jesk, who worked hard. 0.67

00:59:21.000 We're going to do a deep dive on her later, but she married a gay clown. 1.00

00:59:25.000 He dumped her after seeing her vagina. 1.00

00:59:28.000 She then devoted her life to the Proud Boys, outing them.

00:59:33.000 And she helped the DA attack Max and John.

00:59:37.000 They used footage that she found, and she successfully got John and Max sentenced and deprived three black children from their father in the name of fighting for justice.

00:59:50.000 You evil bitch. 1.00

00:59:51.000 She's childless for life because she fucked up and married a fag, and she wants revenge. 1.00

00:59:58.000 So what does she do? 0.93

01:00:00.000 She separates a family, destroys the childhood of these three kids in the name of justice. 1.00

01:00:09.000 Way to go, Juliet.

01:00:12.000 She still used Jessica's the name of the gay clown that dumped her. 1.00

01:00:15.000 She still uses his name.

01:00:17.000 What?

01:00:18.000 Hey, Jeremiah Oaks here.

01:00:19.000 I was just wondering if Maddie had ever seen the video of Ryan knocking out Gavin's friend in jail.

01:00:24.000 What?

01:00:24.000 Oh, JL.

01:00:26.000 Oh.

01:00:27.000 And if Ryan can find the video.

01:00:29.000 It's on the site.

01:00:30.000 Fight Night, episode 186, Season 2.

01:00:33.000 Yeah.

01:00:36.000 I want to see the footage of me doing that.

01:00:38.000 Do you know, my wife came out, right, when I was pounding him?

01:00:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:00:43.000 And she was kissing me as I was pounding him.

01:00:46.000 Wasn't she?

01:00:47.000 That, I don't remember, but I don't doubt it.

01:00:49.000 Afterwards, she was like pretty live.

01:00:52.000 She was like, wow, I think she was holding, like, clutching tea, and she was like, wow.

01:00:57.000 And she was like petting your wounds or like whatever, just like rubbing your back or something. 0.52

01:01:02.000 Like, she was all over you.

01:01:04.000 Yeah.

01:01:04.000 Twice she's been privy to me in fights, and I cannot peel her off me afterwards.

01:01:09.000 Yeah.

01:01:12.000 Would you rather get a BJ or sex every night from your wife, but have to sleep on the couch or an air mattress? 1.00

01:01:18.000 What?

01:01:18.000 There's 37 ors here with your ultimatum.

01:01:21.000 Or never get sex or BJs at night, but get to sleep in the bed next to her.

01:01:27.000 I'll just sleep in a separate bed if I'm getting sex all the time.

01:01:32.000 I'm in the military.

01:01:33.000 My fellow officers are communist socialist anarchists.

01:01:35.000 My fellow officers are all pro-Antifa.

01:01:37.000 Proud Boys came up four times in our extremism training, LOL.

01:01:42.000 These people are just stupid.

01:01:43.000 I literally brought up Antifa, and the moderator was like, excuse me, sir.

01:01:47.000 Anti-fascism is an idea, I'm guessing.

01:01:50.000 Yeah.

01:01:52.000 Well, that's unfortunate.

01:01:55.000 Here's one from a guy.

01:01:56.000 A girl thanked me for raping her. 1.00

01:01:58.000 She liked it.

01:01:59.000 And then he adds, obviously, we're not allowed to make jokes like that.

01:02:03.000 I didn't rape her. 0.89

01:02:04.000 It was just some pretty tame, passionate sex.

01:02:06.000 I guess she's lived a sheltered life.

01:02:09.000 That's what I was saying to Gina and Mike.

01:02:11.000 I was like talking about not beating off.

01:02:12.000 And I go, it's great.

01:02:13.000 It makes you rape your wife. 1.00

01:02:15.000 Now, you say that in a bar and everyone laughs because they get what you mean.

01:02:18.000 But you say that to these tattletale journalists and they're like, he advocated rape.

01:02:23.000 Stop him.

01:02:27.000 Will be swept under the rug is this from the Washington Post.

01:02:32.000 A shooter fired at officers.

01:02:34.000 Police say it was a four-year-old acting on his dad's instructions.

01:02:38.000 So this story is nowhere to be found.

01:02:42.000 And even in this article, of course, the Washington Post hides the guy.

01:02:46.000 But a black man gave his four-year-old a gun and said, shoot at that cop.

01:02:54.000 Shoot at that pig. 1.00

01:02:55.000 Shoot at that white devil. 1.00

01:02:58.000 And so the four-year-old shot at the cops.

01:03:02.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:03:06.000 White supremacy starting from the crib. 0.65

01:03:09.000 Yeah.

01:03:10.000 This is what, imagine like Ibrahim X talking about it.

01:03:14.000 You can see, you know, racism is learned.

01:03:17.000 You can see what the children today...

01:03:20.000 So his name is Sadat Johnson.

01:03:21.000 He's really hard to find, but he's got a cone head, sort of like LL Cool J. And if you Google image him, he should come up.

01:03:30.000 What a psycho pig. 1.00

01:03:34.000 And he, like, no one will know who Sadat Johnson is by tomorrow.

01:03:39.000 Look at it.

01:03:40.000 Look how hard it is to find him.

01:03:45.000 Whoa.

01:03:45.000 Is it not there?

01:03:46.000 No.

01:03:48.000 What are you using?

01:03:49.000 Did you put it in quotes?

01:03:51.000 And I put it in quotes.

01:03:52.000 Yeah, I did quotes and...

01:03:54.000 Did you spell it?

01:03:55.000 This is not quotes.

01:03:56.000 Sadat, S-A-D-A-T? 0.52

01:03:58.000 So you didn't cut and paste because you're so familiar with Muslim names?

01:04:04.000 Because you don't have to look shit up?

01:04:06.000 Extra A?

01:04:08.000 Oh, Pinhead Boy.

01:04:10.000 I'm not sure that's him, though.

01:04:12.000 That looks like some sort of Nigerian politician.

01:04:17.000 I found it earlier.

01:04:19.000 But look how hard it is to find.

01:04:21.000 This is the story right here.

01:04:23.000 Is that Sadach Johnson has been erased from the web.

01:04:27.000 So that's Brave you're using, right?

01:04:29.000 No, this is Google.

01:04:31.000 Well, I couldn't find him in Brave.

01:04:35.000 Let me try him in Google with Safari.

01:04:41.000 And nothing.

01:04:44.000 That African despot doesn't count. 1.00

01:04:47.000 Isn't that insane?

01:04:48.000 He's gone.

01:04:48.000 I found him earlier today.

01:04:52.000 But he's absolutely disappeared.

01:04:54.000 Even the post, huh?

01:04:55.000 He's really old.

01:04:57.000 Surprising that he has a four-year-old.

01:05:00.000 Oh, was that Omos him in there?

01:05:02.000 What?

01:05:02.000 Sadat Shamil, that'll help.

01:05:05.000 Shamil, Shamalo.

01:05:08.000 He was mentioned in the beginning of La Vernon Shirley.

01:05:10.000 That's right.

01:05:11.000 His claim to fame.

01:05:12.000 It went to his head, apparently.

01:05:19.000 Oh no, that's Ahmad Arborea, whatever. 1.00

01:05:21.000 Nope.

01:05:22.000 That's not him either.

01:05:23.000 No.

01:05:23.000 Wow.

01:05:24.000 Nope.

01:05:25.000 It don't exist.

01:05:27.000 They asked me for a comment.

01:05:28.000 I mean, this is why Gen Z is so red-pilled, because they're like, you're lying to me. 1.00

01:05:33.000 You're hiding the news.

01:05:35.000 This is Gabrielle Fonrouge talking about how Asian violence, anti-Asian violence in New York is all because of Trump.

01:05:44.000 Hey, G, this individual's, this is G-Dog.

01:05:47.000 It's your portrayal of the weak white lib to a T. This individual's reaction to the words black hate crime reminded me of your impression of the typical white guilted douche lib.

01:05:56.000 I timestamped this video at 502.

01:05:57.000 Take a look at this guy's fucking face at 507.

01:06:01.000 Whoever, the miscreant that thinks they're going to come into our city and do this type of black hate crime, black hate crime. 0.81

01:06:08.000 Black hate crime?

01:06:10.000 Now that the perpetrator has found black, wow, we're so weird as a white people are so weird. 0.65

01:06:21.000 Imagine a black guy going, oof, when you say white hate crime.

01:06:25.000 He would just be like, tell me more.

01:06:28.000 Watch Brian Stelter as a sex machine official music video.

01:06:31.000 You know, the podcast that I did with Gina and Brian, they had this other guy.

01:06:37.000 He's got a, fuck, what's his name?

01:06:38.000 John Daly or something.

01:06:40.000 And his podcast is called Communists.

01:06:44.000 Go fuck yourself or something.

01:06:46.000 Do you know who I'm talking about, Ryan?

01:06:48.000 Very young guy.

01:06:50.000 John Daly.

01:06:52.000 John Doyle?

01:06:53.000 Is it Doyle?

01:06:54.000 That guy's good.

01:06:56.000 Yeah, it was John Doyle.

01:06:57.000 Yeah, he's great.

01:06:58.000 And he did a whole thing on MLK, how he was not the hero that everybody says.

01:07:03.000 And heck off commie. 1.00

01:07:06.000 That's it.

01:07:07.000 Heck off commie. 0.99

01:07:08.000 And they said, would you rather make out with Brian Stettler or I forget what the other one was?

01:07:16.000 But he goes, and I wasn't sure.

01:07:18.000 It was a pretty good one.

01:07:19.000 And then John, I'm going to steal his answer.

01:07:21.000 He goes, no, I would want to make out with Brian because I would torture him.

01:07:27.000 Like I would get on top of him and stick my tongue down his throat and just dominate him. 0.99

01:07:32.000 Damn.

01:07:33.000 And yeah, that would be way better than anything else.

01:07:36.000 You just lie on top of Brian Stettler with your nose like up against his nose as he's like, oh, God.

01:07:42.000 And then just go, you would do what Louis did to whoever the hell that chick was on SNL. 1.00

01:07:51.000 We just ate her face. 0.99

01:07:53.000 Yeah.

01:07:55.000 Well, let's see this sex machine video. 0.76

01:08:00.000 Fucking legend.

01:08:02.000 Big dick.

01:08:04.000 And he knows how to use it.

01:08:06.000 Mr. Steelya girl.

01:08:08.000 He's a sex machine.

01:08:09.000 Brian Stelder.

01:08:11.000 And he's packing heat.

01:08:12.000 Brian Stelder.

01:08:13.000 And he'll steal your queen.

01:08:15.000 Brian Stelder.

01:08:16.000 And she'll fiend for his me. 1.00

01:08:18.000 Brian.

01:08:18.000 It's a big piece.

01:08:19.000 Got that newsman dick with the newsman quick.

01:08:22.000 And he's hitting chicks with that.

01:08:24.000 I still get people asking me why I put a butt plug in my ass.

01:08:28.000 Can you explain that, please?

01:08:30.000 Who me?

01:08:31.000 It's considered the ultimate Achilles heel.

01:08:36.000 Like, I don't want it to happen.

01:08:37.000 I did it on my show.

01:08:39.000 Yeah.

01:08:40.000 It's not a secret.

01:08:41.000 You weren't good at hiding things back then.

01:08:42.000 For the 500th time, Hillary was dancing badly.

01:08:45.000 I said she's dancing like she's got something up her ass. 1.00

01:08:48.000 We had porn stars on the show regularly, so there was butt plugs. 1.00

01:08:50.000 They would bring merch by.

01:08:51.000 I go, watch this.

01:08:52.000 I grab a butt plug.

01:08:53.000 I put it up my ass.

01:08:54.000 I mean, I wasn't like plunging it in.

01:08:56.000 I was sort of just the tipping it.

01:08:58.000 And then I danced around and danced better than her with something literally up my ass.

01:09:02.000 That was the bit.

01:09:04.000 I don't know.

01:09:04.000 Generationally, maybe the younger kids have a big problem with ass stuff.

01:09:12.000 But I'm from the jackass generation where, you know, you'd put a toy car up your ass as a dare.

01:09:17.000 It's not like I was anally sexing myself on a chatster bait.

01:09:25.000 So that's the secret.

01:09:29.000 Sucky girl bands.

01:09:30.000 Are there any good punk bands left?

01:09:32.000 Gentlemen, I was watching an old GOML about sucky girl groups, and it reminded me of the band Bully.

01:09:37.000 They used to be really good, and then they got woke, and everything woke turns to shit, and now they suck. 0.75

01:09:42.000 He said the singer's a 10.

01:10:00.000 Singer's really appealing and charming, but 10 is a little high.

01:10:03.000 Look at Trailer Park 9.

01:10:09.000 She's got an Ancoulter vibe. 1.00

01:10:12.000 She's an eight? 0.99

01:10:20.000 Okay.

01:10:22.000 Fun band.

01:10:25.000 Oh, this is long.

01:10:30.000 Hey, Gav, Spream Democratically elected Lord of the Fag Zone. 0.88

01:10:33.000 And Maddie, first off, want to say Maddie's a great addition to the show.

01:10:37.000 I was wondering, was he the guy at your local the night you thought was a Fed?

01:10:40.000 No, that was a different guy, who I think has since moved.

01:10:43.000 I haven't seen him in a long time.

01:10:46.000 Anywho, just want to say I know this is all old news, but on the car front, I suggest an E34.

01:10:50.000 I already got my jag, buddy.

01:10:51.000 It's on the way to the mechanics.

01:10:53.000 Also, you don't work Ryan nearly hard enough, and it shows.

01:10:56.000 What happened in the footnotes for the show?

01:10:58.000 This guy's got way too much shit here.

01:11:00.000 He can't send us a 50-point to-do list.

01:11:04.000 Was listening to the YMH podcast with David Cross, and he's talking about a bit on Mr. Show he did with Blackface.

01:11:10.000 Yeah.

01:11:11.000 Everyone's familiar with that ancient story.

01:11:15.000 How did you not know about it?

01:11:19.000 You know?

01:11:22.000 Link from this to this.

01:11:23.000 We can just change it a little bit.

01:11:25.000 And so, you know, quite often that's how it would come about.

01:11:29.000 And sometimes you'd have To just come up with a transition, and sometimes you did, sometimes you didn't.

01:11:34.000 It feels like the kind of thing when you watch it that you go, like, this seems like HBO did not get in your way.

01:11:40.000 Not at all.

01:11:41.000 Not at all.

01:11:43.000 It was, you know, early, early on, you know, for HBO and their whole thing was, you know, we are trying to market ourselves as not being anything.

01:11:57.000 You know, you're not going to be able to see this anywhere else.

01:11:59.000 You're not going to be able to see it on network.

01:12:00.000 He's got a big wedding ring.

01:12:02.000 Is that made of like wood or something?

01:12:04.000 Or is that?

01:12:05.000 Just a huge gold ring.

01:12:08.000 Big gold ring.

01:12:09.000 Damn.

01:12:10.000 Kind of want to upgrade mine.

01:12:11.000 Get a big old ring.

01:12:13.000 Anyway, you know the sketch, right?

01:12:15.000 He's one of these sovereign citizens.

01:12:18.000 I kind of, next time I get pulled over, I want to do that to the cop and be like, you don't have the right to detain me, sir.

01:12:24.000 I'm a sovereign citizen.

01:12:26.000 I was traveling.

01:12:27.000 I was not speeding.

01:12:28.000 I was traveling.

01:12:29.000 And then go, just kidding, just kidding.

01:12:31.000 I know I was speeding.

01:12:33.000 But he can't get the cops to get mad.

01:12:36.000 So eventually he puts on blackface, assuming they're racist.

01:12:39.000 And there it is.

01:12:41.000 And they won't hurt him.

01:12:42.000 Not even like blackety blackface, you know, with like white lips. 1.00

01:12:47.000 But you can't do this bit.

01:12:52.000 What the fuck?

01:12:53.000 Hello, brother.

01:12:54.000 How can I be of service to you today?

01:12:56.000 Cherry.

01:12:57.000 Is this the guy that's been digging you around?

01:12:58.000 Yeah, good afternoon, sir.

01:12:59.000 We got to die.

01:13:00.000 Is that the guy who was at Jan 6?

01:13:01.000 Oh, it's a terrorist.

01:13:02.000 Oh, my God.

01:13:06.000 You could just step home.

01:13:07.000 Let's get this on God.

01:13:11.000 Okay, finally, here we go.

01:13:12.000 Fuck God, it's sink.

01:13:14.000 Okay, Bob is a bad.

01:13:15.000 There's actually footage from January 6th.

01:13:17.000 Jay Johnston macing a black man.

01:13:20.000 Oh, it's okay to swear.

01:13:22.000 You have a legal right to swear.

01:13:23.000 Oh, but JB.

01:13:25.000 Anyway, it's a good idea for a bit.

01:13:26.000 It's fun to make fun of those dudes.

01:13:29.000 But yeah, it's funny how David cut me loose because he didn't want the heat.

01:13:35.000 And then he got into a pile of shit for saying Ching Chong Kung Fu to that Chinese girl.

01:13:40.000 And he got in shit for that.

01:13:43.000 It's sort of like what we say when they cut us loose and push us out to sea.

01:13:47.000 We're like, okay, I'll meet you when you get pushed out here.

01:13:50.000 Bye.

01:13:52.000 Sub Sluts, the Caveman Time Traveler has been featured a number of times on a YouTube series, linked below, called Soft White Underbelly. 0.86

01:14:00.000 He is A, a schizophrenic and also B, a drug addict.

01:14:04.000 And actually, don't use ABCDE when you're listing traits.

01:14:07.000 Just have a dash.

01:14:08.000 He's a schizophrenic drug addict, gay, transgender. 0.99

01:14:11.000 He claims to be from wealth, but these junkies always lie, so who knows?

01:14:14.000 He belongs in an institution.

01:14:16.000 Wait, that's the same guy as Caveman?

01:14:19.000 You look Denur. 0.94

01:14:20.000 Yeah, I look Denur, don't I?

01:14:22.000 You left it on the sidewalk and walked away.

01:14:24.000 Yeah.

01:14:26.000 I remember you said that.

01:14:27.000 I can't really help anybody that can't even hold on to 20 bucks.

01:14:30.000 No, that was a kid too with me and I was a kid, though.

01:14:32.000 I was really rapid with money.

01:14:33.000 People give me money and I always drop it.

01:14:35.000 Yeah.

01:14:35.000 Yeah, that was the one weird thing.

01:14:36.000 You don't have pockets usually.

01:14:37.000 I don't have pockets.

01:14:38.000 You don't have pockets right now.

01:14:39.000 I have a bag today, though.

01:14:40.000 Oh, you do have a purse.

01:14:41.000 Yeah, I was a little purse.

01:14:42.000 Yeah, I fished something out of the trash.

01:14:44.000 I hate it, but I needed her purse.

01:14:46.000 It's the ugliest thing I ever seen in my life.

01:14:47.000 So I'm going to take advantage of this sober moment that I have with you.

01:14:52.000 This is what I talked about in the podcast a lot, too, is we need loony bins.

01:14:56.000 Drugs.

01:14:56.000 Yeah, I know, but.

01:14:58.000 I smoke cigarettes.

01:14:58.000 I do drugs.

01:14:59.000 Models do drugs.

01:15:01.000 So what's your excuse?

01:15:02.000 Models do diets.

01:15:06.000 Okay, let's get to the final vid.

01:15:28.000 Let's do a few.

01:15:29.000 All right.

01:15:31.000 All right.

01:15:32.000 I thought this was fun.

01:15:33.000 I didn't hear about this in the news.

01:15:34.000 A streaker on American Ninja.

01:15:36.000 And he's really good.

01:15:38.000 Maybe clothes are the thing.

01:15:39.000 Ninja Warrior, sorry.

01:15:41.000 Clothes are the thing that are hampering you.

01:15:44.000 Hamper.

01:15:44.000 Don't do that.

01:15:46.000 Why is hamper funny?

01:15:47.000 Yes.

01:15:47.000 Why?

01:15:48.000 Because that's where you're pretty close.

01:15:49.000 Oh, okay.

01:15:50.000 Fate is a very strong competitor, you know, rock climber, upper body strength here.

01:15:56.000 Oh! 0.60

01:15:57.000 Come on.

01:15:58.000 Oh, this is atrocious.

01:16:00.000 My God, that guy can move.

01:16:02.000 We've got a streak.

01:16:03.000 You're not a sport until you have the streaker.

01:16:05.000 American Ninja.

01:16:06.000 Ah!

01:16:08.000 Okay, hold on.

01:16:08.000 Shenanigans.

01:16:09.000 We've seen stunt miz now. 1.00

01:16:12.000 No, it's an important time to remind you of the music.

01:16:14.000 I've seen this before.

01:16:14.000 There's underwear on there.

01:16:16.000 It's fake.

01:16:17.000 You can see there's a line of discoloration.

01:16:19.000 Nobody's darker.

01:16:21.000 No, it's darker.

01:16:23.000 Unless he tans only as Schwantz.

01:16:25.000 Look at that.

01:16:26.000 That's Undies. 0.53

01:16:29.000 You didn't see that?

01:16:30.000 Well, now we got to look it up.

01:16:32.000 Ninja Warrior Streaker fake?

01:16:35.000 Bro, that is lame.

01:16:36.000 Undies.

01:16:42.000 Did he go to jail?

01:16:46.000 The real story behind the American Ninja Streaker.

01:16:50.000 The great irony about the run is that the streaker made it further on the course than most of the actual people.

01:16:55.000 Impressive?

01:16:56.000 Not when you know the whole story.

01:16:59.000 If you're an avid member of the parkour Ninja Warrior community, that streaker might seem slightly familiar.

01:17:02.000 It's Thomas Tapp, one of the Tapp brothers.

01:17:04.000 These brothers are well known in the parkour world for their extensive array of YouTube tutorials.

01:17:09.000 It was because of the popularity of their tutorials that the Tapp brothers were chosen to be paid testers for American Ninja Warrior.

01:17:16.000 As for Nate Mitchell, he's a professional tester as well, blah, blah, blah, blah.

01:17:19.000 It was at this time that the staging of the streaker occurred.

01:17:22.000 With the help of hilarious commentary of Matt Eisman, a viral video was formed.

01:17:28.000 Now, two million views later, the video of a crazy naked guy running the American Ninja course has more than twice as many views.

01:17:36.000 Sorry about that, folks.

01:17:37.000 Thanks, you.

01:17:37.000 Thank you, Ryan.

01:17:39.000 Yes.

01:17:39.000 For catching it at.

01:17:40.000 Somebody says fake.

01:17:42.000 And I don't know if they mean the actual, like, that it's set up, because obviously it was, you know, well-produced and they followed him and everything.

01:17:47.000 Well, I just read an article that discusses how it's fake.

01:17:50.000 But it was set up, but they didn't say that he wasn't naked.

01:17:53.000 Oh.

01:17:54.000 Well, Neil, he clearly wasn't.

01:17:58.000 And this is a funny video going around where this guy has seen their pieces.

01:18:04.000 He saw kids training with guns.

01:18:06.000 And it's in like Oklahoma or Nebraska somewhere where everyone hunts.

01:18:12.000 And yeah, the kids want to be proficient with guns.

01:18:14.000 The kids, the parents were asked if they want, like, if your kid can opt out.

01:18:19.000 This is not a mandatory thing.

01:18:21.000 But this liberals' view of kids with guns is the better kids are with guns, the more they understand guns, the more likely they are to come and shoot up a school.

01:18:35.000 This is in Wyoming.

01:18:37.000 These are fifth and sixth graders, and this is their PE class.

01:18:40.000 This isn't an after-school program.

01:18:42.000 This is during school hours.

01:18:45.000 Let's ban books about history, the Holocaust, slavery in the U.S. Wait, stop.

01:18:51.000 All these other things.

01:18:52.000 Stop.

01:18:54.000 There has been book banning from the right.

01:18:56.000 They banned mouse in a couple schools.

01:18:58.000 M-A-U-S, the graphic novel, but they say that's because of nudity and profanity.

01:19:02.000 That's fucking retarded. 1.00

01:19:03.000 No books should be banned.

01:19:04.000 Not Mein Kampf, nothing.

01:19:06.000 Obviously, kiddie porn, but...

01:19:08.000 Or you shouldn't show kids books that involve pornography.

01:19:11.000 But when we're talking about censorship for adults, anything goes.

01:19:17.000 But the left are the kings of the book banning.

01:19:19.000 They're the ones that are decolonizing the libraries and getting rid of mom fuckers like Rousseau. 1.00

01:19:27.000 So if you're worried about book banning, you may want to check in with your own people there, shithead.

01:19:33.000 Because it might make them uncomfortable, but let's give them guns during a class in the schools. 1.00

01:19:40.000 Let's not teach them about reproductive health and effective other humans are different from them, but let's give them fucking guns in school. 1.00

01:19:49.000 Let's completely avoid the conversations of the absolutely horrific things that humans have done to one another to make it so that we don't fucking repeat things.

01:19:58.000 But let's give them guns in school. 1.00

01:20:02.000 Are you out of your fucking minds?

01:20:04.000 I think you are at.

01:20:12.000 Wow.

01:20:14.000 Just as unhinges like the liberal chicks, him and his gaming chair. 0.72

01:20:18.000 Yeah.

01:20:19.000 Don't you hate when they have a script and you can see them look off screen and read the next reproductive health line? 0.94

01:20:25.000 That needed to take two.

01:20:26.000 He stuttered, but he gave it such energy that he was like, no, I'm keeping it.

01:20:30.000 I got to keep it.

01:20:30.000 Claws and all.

01:20:31.000 Just one stutter.

01:20:32.000 Warts and all, baby.

01:20:34.000 That was good.

01:20:34.000 A lot of warts.

01:20:37.000 And, oh, yeah.

01:20:39.000 So this is my new obsession.

01:20:40.000 We got to do a sketch about this where we, I've talked about it a million times, but like I take a trans man around with me for a week.

01:20:47.000 And she gets like that, that talk I had with you at the beginning of the show about the horrible, horrific shits I've had since I had that jalapeno burger with habanero peppers.

01:20:58.000 Like I've told that to about this happened, well, it ended maybe 24 hours, I mean, at 10 a.m. today.

01:21:07.000 And I've told like 13 people, men, obviously, and they're all like, like, maybe it was the habaneros.

01:21:15.000 So a lot of shit talking, not shit talking, like talking trash, literal shit talking.

01:21:20.000 That's going to be going down.

01:21:23.000 And a lot of like punching.

01:21:26.000 You know, you punch Buggy Blue.

01:21:28.000 You see a certain car, you get to punch the guy.

01:21:30.000 Here's the thing we're going to be discussing.

01:21:32.000 I think I mentioned this on the podcast too.

01:21:34.000 Shotgun.

01:21:36.000 When you get outside, you can call shotgun, but everyone who's going to be in the car has to be outside the venue.

01:21:42.000 Right.

01:21:42.000 Or else you just come to work and you go shotgun for the drive that's happening in eight hours.

01:21:47.000 No.

01:21:49.000 And once, and I don't care if you're Danny DeVito and you're getting in the car with LeBron James, you get the front seat if you say shotgun.

01:21:58.000 None of these women want to do any of this. 1.00

01:22:02.000 It's all pretending.

01:22:04.000 20% of Gen Z considers themselves gay or bi or some sort of LGBT.

01:22:10.000 Sorry, it's a fraction of 1%.

01:22:13.000 You're all posers.

01:22:14.000 You're all liars.

01:22:15.000 You don't want to be dudes.

01:22:16.000 And that's what's so great about modern Western culture is we accept our differences.

01:22:21.000 We see women.

01:22:22.000 We don't go, ew, gross, they have cooties. 1.00

01:22:24.000 We go, oh, cool, they're magic.

01:22:26.000 They make babies.

01:22:26.000 Women have these incredible powers, and that's what makes them special.

01:22:30.000 And they're nurture.

01:22:30.000 They can create life.

01:22:31.000 They can shape life.

01:22:33.000 What a gift.

01:22:33.000 They're wizards.

01:22:34.000 Wow.

01:22:35.000 I'm in awe of them.

01:22:36.000 Let me open the door for you.

01:22:39.000 And then there's men.

01:22:40.000 Goofballs.

01:22:42.000 Even like if you look at IQ, there's a massive long flat bell where we have way more idiots than women, but way more geniuses than women. 1.00

01:22:52.000 And then there's the bell curve.

01:22:54.000 A woman's bell curve is more like this, where they're mostly around the same kind of intelligence. 1.00

01:22:58.000 They don't have that many geniuses.

01:23:00.000 They don't have that many idiots.

01:23:02.000 So we make good cannon fodder in a war or die.

01:23:05.000 We get dumb tattoos.

01:23:06.000 We drink rotten corn and rotten potatoes and get drunk because we don't care about this.

01:23:11.000 Look at a female spider. 1.00

01:23:12.000 It's this big.

01:23:13.000 Male spider that big.

01:23:14.000 Sometimes the fucking female eats the male because his job is done. 1.00

01:23:17.000 He inseminated her.

01:23:18.000 Now the magic can begin with the female black widow.

01:23:22.000 That translates to humans too.

01:23:24.000 It's in our mentality.

01:23:26.000 So stop pretending women are men because they make shitty men. 0.57

01:23:29.000 It also desecrates what it is to be a woman and it also desecrates God's incredible creations and says, ah, we can change all these.

01:23:37.000 This is up.

01:23:38.000 This is down.

01:23:39.000 I mean, it may be a hit song, but ups and downs is no way to live your life.

01:23:44.000 So we'll end with what I consider a quintessential example of what it is to be male.

01:23:50.000 And ladies, I know you like that we do this, but you have no interest in this whatsoever. 0.65

01:23:55.000 So stop pretending.

01:24:18.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

01:24:59.000 I don't know where to go, I don't know where to turn, I don't know where to go, I don't know where to go.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 22, 2022

S4E91 - SHOCKER BURGER

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