Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E92 - LET THE DOGS YAP

00:00:13.000 Live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin Guinness!

00:00:28.000 Paid from the pack of a little grey player, get on the bar for that lazy hand. 1.00

00:00:33.000 Joe's to respect for the working class, working class, working class.

00:00:39.000 We are the working class, working class, working class.

00:00:44.000 We are the working class!

00:00:51.000 All right, you guys, that was Totally Haymaker from Prague Czechoslovakia. 0.98

00:00:57.000 Every time you hear about a place that you don't know well and you hear them pronounce it, it's always like a weird pronunciation.

00:01:03.000 You notice Czechoslovakia, and they're like, no, it's actually Czechoslovakia.

00:01:09.000 Skinhead Band, wonderful band.

00:01:12.000 They also have a great song called First to Die about how dudes are the first to go, especially the working class, the first to die in wars, the first to die of workplace injuries. 0.52

00:01:28.000 Men have it worse in every metric. 0.98

00:01:32.000 I'm on a real man kick after AFPAC, hanging out with the kids.

00:01:38.000 We'll get into that.

00:01:41.000 High IQ.

00:01:42.000 They were like alpha nerds, really.

00:01:45.000 Not the most T, but I hang out with boxers and cops, so my T is... 0.72

00:01:50.000 My T meter is a little off.

00:01:55.000 Of course, lefties see this and just assume they're Nazis, which is kind of the theme of the show today.

00:02:03.000 We'll be releasing a documentary of our time at AFPAC called The Face of Hate in America.

00:02:20.000 Kind of a chilly place to be bald.

00:02:24.000 If anyone knows communism, it's Czechoslovakia, formerly dominated by Joseph Stalin.

00:02:31.000 I met a Czech there once.

00:02:33.000 In fact, in my movie, I mean in the morning, my doctor, the neurologist, who wanted to make sure I didn't die if I was up for five days.

00:02:41.000 He was a Czech from Stalin's era. 0.72

00:02:44.000 And he said, he had told me, I never heard this before, but in Stalin's Russia, the Soviet Union, they'd keep you awake for three days before you went to trial, and you'd represent yourself.

00:02:58.000 And then in the courtroom, you'd be so fucking delirious, not only would you concede that you did it, but you would also recommend the death penalty.

00:03:07.000 Which is kind of the theme, too, of today's show, this sort of ethnomasochism. 0.98

00:03:14.000 So we'll get into AFPAC.

00:03:15.000 We'll get into Proud Boys, big controversy this weekend.

00:03:18.000 We'll talk about Ukraine.

00:03:23.000 And then Maddie's show is the other big thing in the news.

00:03:26.000 That was a major hit.

00:03:28.000 The only problem I have with it is the lighting.

00:03:31.000 But that's the biggest hit so far.

00:03:34.000 You know, when Maddie first started with us, there was a lot of people bitching and moaning. 1.00

00:03:38.000 There was some chiropractor from upstate New York who was furious, called him a scam artist.

00:03:44.000 And I've been doing this since the early 90s.

00:03:47.000 It's funny, the AFPAC kids kept coming up and going, dude, I've been listening to you since the old days.

00:03:53.000 And I go, oh, you used to go to anal Chinook shows in the late 80s? 0.94

00:03:57.000 No, no, my dad wasn't born then.

00:04:00.000 I meant like since 2018.

00:04:03.000 Oh, wow.

00:04:03.000 You're going way, way back.

00:04:06.000 But for them, it was a long time ago because they're 19.

00:04:09.000 So they're going back to when they were 12, going, I've been listening to you forever.

00:04:12.000 You red-pilled me. 0.99

00:04:14.000 That was one bummer about the show, the convention, is the fucking selfie. 1.00

00:04:22.000 It was crazy. 1.00

00:04:24.000 It was like a prank. 0.96

00:04:27.000 It's like I was in jackass and they were trying to selfie me to death.

00:04:30.000 Like 100% of the people I bumped into, hey man, oh man, big fan. 0.68

00:04:36.000 Can I get a picture?

00:04:37.000 This is how it went 100% of the time.

00:04:39.000 Hey, man, a big fan, big fan.

00:04:40.000 Would you mind if I got a picture?

00:04:42.000 Sure, yeah, let's do it.

00:04:43.000 So the quickest way to get this over with.

00:04:45.000 Hey, I've been listening to you forever.

00:04:46.000 You were like the first guy who got me into politics.

00:04:48.000 I'm a big fan.

00:04:48.000 I've been back since like when I was 12 in 2018.

00:04:51.000 Okay, all right.

00:04:53.000 And then I'd always go, what do you think of censored.tv?

00:04:56.000 And they'd go, what?

00:04:57.000 The bird which is the who?

00:04:59.000 Yeah.

00:04:59.000 You said you were a big fan.

00:05:02.000 So maybe you would be familiar with my network that I am at every day.

00:05:06.000 There's about seven I like your new sunglasses.

00:05:08.000 That's a good thing.

00:05:09.000 It was a few.

00:05:09.000 One guy was like, yeah, I don't know it.

00:05:12.000 And I go, oh, okay, you're not familiar with it?

00:05:15.000 You don't sign up to it?

00:05:17.000 Was it too expensive?

00:05:17.000 He goes, yeah, I don't have that much money.

00:05:19.000 I mean, what is it?

00:05:20.000 Like $10 a month?

00:05:21.000 Yeah, I don't have that kind of money.

00:05:22.000 I go, really?

00:05:23.000 Because this is not a cheap conference to attend. 1.00

00:05:26.000 And he goes, I'm fucking with you, man. 0.99

00:05:27.000 The bird, which is the bald eagle. 1.00

00:05:29.000 I never miss it.

00:05:29.000 So nice.

00:05:30.000 And there was some other guy who had a rented suit on with like embroidered, I don't know, almost lace-like patterns on his vest.

00:05:40.000 It looked like a tuxedo from some like Eastern European guy who didn't know what tuxedo was.

00:05:45.000 And the tie knot was not a knot.

00:05:47.000 It was like a piece of material that you would put around the bottom of your tie and slide up.

00:05:52.000 I guess it's for people who don't know how to do a tie.

00:05:54.000 And I go, what the?

00:05:55.000 And then it started sagging. 1.00

00:05:57.000 I go, what the fuck is your foreskin? 1.00

00:05:59.000 It was sagging mid-conversation. 1.00

00:06:01.000 No, when he came up to me, it already sagged down like to here. 0.93

00:06:04.000 And I go, what is that foreskin around your neck? 0.56

00:06:07.000 And he was genuinely hurt. 0.79

00:06:08.000 You know, I saw that guy.

00:06:09.000 I was walking out of the bathroom.

00:06:10.000 He was walking in.

00:06:11.000 He was like, I just had the worst experience with Gavin McInnes ever.

00:06:13.000 I was like, oh, I work for him.

00:06:14.000 What happened?

00:06:15.000 He's like, well, I told him his certain whole suit had like good drip. 0.81

00:06:20.000 And then he said, well, your tie looks like a foreskin. 1.00

00:06:22.000 And I was like, what the fuck? 1.00

00:06:24.000 He's like, I rented this. 0.99

00:06:25.000 And he's now explaining it.

00:06:26.000 I'm like, it's a joke. 1.00

00:06:27.000 It's a fucking joke. 0.99

00:06:28.000 And you thought renting it was good Somehow. 1.00

00:06:31.000 Like, blame it on the guy who made the suit that I rented.

00:06:34.000 Everyone was in a suit.

00:06:36.000 And we all know that I discovered I created Nick Fuentes, and the reason that he's well-justed and they're well-justed is because of me, which is great.

00:06:43.000 You know, the amazing thing about this conference was the left calls it a white nationalist conference.

00:06:48.000 Of course, they do.

00:06:50.000 But it really was the end of that accusation.

00:06:54.000 White nationalism means you want America to be all white, which is what Richard Spencer wants.

00:06:58.000 It's a very, very rare thing.

00:07:01.000 I've never really come across it outside of Spencer.

00:07:04.000 And with Spencer, I argued with him about it on my show.

00:07:06.000 I said, how does this work exactly?

00:07:08.000 Like, blacks go back to Africa? 0.96

00:07:10.000 Where do Peruvians go? 0.82

00:07:11.000 What about half Peruvians?

00:07:12.000 What about my kids?

00:07:13.000 Do they have to go anywhere?

00:07:16.000 They were here first.

00:07:17.000 Ho-chunks. 1.00

00:07:18.000 So it's retarded. 1.00

00:07:20.000 So that's not a thing. 0.96

00:07:21.000 Then white supremacy means my race is better than other races. 0.71

00:07:25.000 Well, by what metric? 0.94

00:07:26.000 Are they smarter?

00:07:27.000 Well, if you're into race and IQ, whites are number two. 0.99

00:07:31.000 It goes Asian black. 0.66

00:07:32.000 I mean, Asian white, black.

00:07:34.000 So they don't win on that front.

00:07:36.000 And people don't really talk about supreme.

00:07:39.000 I've noticed when you hear the left, like liberals, especially black liberals, talk about whites and who they see as white supremacists.

00:07:46.000 They go, yeah, nice supreme race. 0.98

00:07:49.000 Like that's the thing you've been saying the whole time.

00:07:52.000 So what was great about this conference was it was like, yeah, they're done.

00:07:55.000 We're done with that.

00:07:57.000 We're done with that accusation.

00:07:59.000 It's not true.

00:08:00.000 It doesn't apply to us, but we're done saying that that's not us.

00:08:03.000 Don't say that.

00:08:04.000 Don't say that. 0.99

00:08:05.000 Now we're like, say whatever the fuck you want. 1.00

00:08:06.000 I don't give a shit about you. 0.99

00:08:08.000 And that's a real major change in American politics, both right and left. 1.00

00:08:15.000 To recognize that these liberals bitching about white supremacy are just yapping dogs. 0.99

00:08:20.000 Let the dogs yap, really was the sort of subtext of the conference. 0.99

00:08:25.000 Let me make that the title of the show.

00:08:27.000 Let the dogs yap. 0.94

00:08:29.000 Because that's what they did. 0.98

00:08:31.000 I was hoping for a white supremacist conference, and I was like, there's a black guy over there.

00:08:39.000 What's doing there? 0.97

00:08:40.000 A lot of black guys. 0.91

00:08:41.000 And I don't understand how the left just glazes over that. 0.90

00:08:45.000 They go, well, they're good for optics.

00:08:47.000 Yeah, okay. 1.00

00:08:49.000 If you accuse someone of being gay and they've never fucked a dude and all they do is fuck chicks, you could say him fucking chicks is good for his straight optics, or you could be wrong. 1.00

00:09:02.000 Did that ever occur to anyone? 1.00

00:09:05.000 But it was like white people suck. 1.00

00:09:08.000 And Nick sort of goes, no, they don't. 1.00

00:09:10.000 Actually, I like them a lot.

00:09:11.000 They're really cool.

00:09:13.000 And even me at that conference was, there's some lines that I sort of went, oh, like he goes, yeah, there's got great interns here.

00:09:22.000 A lot of that young white male energy.

00:09:24.000 I don't know why I'm, that's my Nick Fuentes, by the way.

00:09:27.000 It's like Dana Carvey's George Bush.

00:09:34.000 But then you think, if we were in Japan and you're in an audience, it's mostly Japanese, but there's plenty of expats and non-Japanese people there.

00:09:43.000 And the guy in the podium was saying, hey, we are in Japan.

00:09:45.000 Love this country.

00:09:46.000 Japanese people did a great job.

00:09:48.000 I love me a Japanese guy.

00:09:51.000 And he meant like an ethnically Japanese person.

00:09:53.000 And everyone clapped, that wouldn't be remotely unusual.

00:09:56.000 But in America, it's been unusual for about 40 years, especially the past 10 years, especially the past five years.

00:10:06.000 So this was a conference where everyone just said, yeah, we're done with that.

00:10:09.000 You can say it. 0.99

00:10:09.000 I don't give a shit. 0.99

00:10:11.000 It's not true, and I don't care anymore. 0.99

00:10:14.000 So CPAC has been around for 30 years, and it's slowly been accruing more and more members by constantly apologizing and saying, we're not racist, we're not racist, and firing everyone and getting rid of everyone who might be called that, tripping over themselves to ASLC the left.

00:10:31.000 And two years ago, we were at CPAC. 0.97

00:10:34.000 You know, I was accosting Jared Holt and Zachary Pelletrino, whatever his name is, and Will Summer and all these fucking nerds. 0.98

00:10:41.000 And they all got press passes. 0.98

00:10:43.000 I couldn't get one.

00:10:46.000 Nick Fuentes, of course, wasn't even allowed in.

00:10:49.000 Anyone who was there who was deemed a white supremacist wasn't allowed in.

00:10:51.000 They had to use an alias.

00:10:53.000 But Antifa was there.

00:10:55.000 Jason Charter was there. 0.99

00:10:57.000 This strange, ugly little crippled man with hemophiliac eyes who can't walk correctly. 1.00

00:11:02.000 He's there picking fights, which Jared Holt posited that it might be some sort of masochism where he wants someone to kick his ass as some sort of deranged, dying cripple. 1.00

00:11:12.000 He wants the abuse. 1.00

00:11:15.000 So he's talking shit to me saying, hey, did you like doing your Coke last night? 1.00

00:11:19.000 Because I guess he didn't get my joke that I was pretending to do Coke off the podium at the Infowars rally because he's retarded. 1.00

00:11:25.000 And then he was getting aggressive and I sort of got up close to him and I, just with my body language and my chest pushing him backwards, I said, if you want to do something, we can do this.

00:11:32.000 We can do it outside.

00:11:33.000 We can do it here. 0.99

00:11:34.000 I don't fucking care. 1.00

00:11:35.000 I'll happily kick the shit out of you. 1.00

00:11:36.000 Immediately, this Antifa warrior runs, ducks away from me, ducks under my arms, and runs to security. 1.00

00:11:44.000 Now, because we live in Pussytown on the right, they immediately banned me due to the accusation.

00:11:50.000 Like, no evidence or anything.

00:11:52.000 And we're banned.

00:11:53.000 So, long story short, CPAC, constantly apologizing, embracing the left, embracing Antifa, and eschewing anyone on the right who's fun.

00:12:04.000 Info Wars was kicked out too that year.

00:12:08.000 It took them 30 years to accrue 1,000 attendees.

00:12:12.000 AFPAC, despite demonetization, Nick on a no-fly list, all of these attacks, all of these lies, all this propaganda, and it's not just like mean rumors.

00:12:25.000 This is banks shutting you down, Airbnb, hotels.

00:12:28.000 Despite all of that, they had the same number of people, 1,000 people.

00:12:35.000 We were there at the first one.

00:12:36.000 It was probably about 60.

00:12:38.000 I wasn't at the second one.

00:12:39.000 It was a couple hundred.

00:12:41.000 And now we're at 1,000.

00:12:42.000 Pretty impressive.

00:12:43.000 And the food was really good.

00:12:46.000 I was like, this is the best salad I've ever had.

00:12:49.000 It was a good salad.

00:12:50.000 Although the priest was mad at us salad eaters because he hadn't said grace yet.

00:12:55.000 Whoops.

00:12:56.000 Oh, yeah.

00:12:57.000 Anyway, I say too much.

00:12:59.000 We'll get into That.

00:13:00.000 But before we even start the show, I have to do a green screen.

00:13:06.000 It's the light, fun part of the show.

00:13:08.000 Everything else seems pretty darn heavy. 0.99

00:13:10.000 And like the New York Post, you know, it's clear the meat is going to be heavy shit. 0.99

00:13:17.000 But they like to stay. 1.00

00:13:19.000 Oh, that's actually pretty heavy shit. 1.00

00:13:20.000 It's a bad example. 1.00

00:13:23.000 They dove right into it.

00:13:26.000 There we go.

00:13:27.000 You know, Kate Hudson.

00:13:29.000 It's got some Balanciaga slides on.

00:13:32.000 So let's get to the Kate Hudson part of the show. 0.97

00:13:55.000 That's my motorcycle.

00:13:56.000 It's right here.

00:14:01.000 This is kind of an ancient Chinese secret by now, but we would be remiss if we didn't cover it.

00:14:05.000 The hot chick from 90210.

00:14:08.000 Her name is Ashley McCord.

00:14:10.000 No, Anne Lynn McCord, I believe.

00:14:13.000 She's a 10.

00:14:14.000 I mean, I'm not blind, but she's not my type at all. 0.96

00:14:19.000 She's the least attractive 10 I've ever seen, and it's mostly because she's ugly on the inside. 1.00

00:14:24.000 She was on the show 90210. 0.99

00:14:26.000 She was allegedly raped, although she often calls it sexually, it started as sexual assault. 0.73

00:14:31.000 Now it's rape at the age of 18 and has used that as sort of her entire persona. 0.58

00:14:37.000 So now she does talks at Oxford, and she's a poet, and she's done a couple of poems here that are as cringe as Gal Godot's imagine.

00:14:50.000 And we've got two of them here.

00:14:52.000 This first one is about what she would do if she was Putin's mommy.

00:14:58.000 Okay.

00:14:59.000 Officer Derek.

00:15:01.000 Oh, no, this is a different one.

00:15:02.000 Sorry.

00:15:02.000 So this is if she was some sort of major political.

00:15:05.000 Who knows in today's political climate?

00:15:08.000 Maybe she will become some sort of congressperson. 1.00

00:15:11.000 Maybe she'll be the next one on the squad. 0.99

00:15:12.000 Although, you got to be kind of ugly to be popular with women. 1.00

00:15:16.000 They tend to resent chicks who look like this. 0.98

00:15:17.000 You got to look like Ilhan Omar, AOC.

00:15:20.000 You got to be like a powerful six.

00:15:24.000 AOC is a six.

00:15:25.000 The others are fives. 1.00

00:15:27.000 This is a ten, but she's a cunt. 1.00

00:15:31.000 I would have brought a press conference and I would have sat down across from him and I would have said, I'm so sorry, 1.00

00:15:49.000 officer, that we failed you in your education.

00:15:56.000 Okay, just stop community.

00:15:58.000 So her whole thing in both of these videos is a new take, a new spin. 0.95

00:16:03.000 So Derek Chauvin, it's an absolute fact in her mind, in the left's mind, that he's an evil, violent racist who has pent up frustration. 0.92

00:16:13.000 Someone hurt him. 0.96

00:16:14.000 The society failed him. 1.00

00:16:16.000 And now he's a monster who murders Negroes for sport. 1.00

00:16:20.000 And thank God he's in jail. 1.00

00:16:22.000 That's the premise here.

00:16:24.000 And now her spin is, it's my fault as a society because she's a politician. 1.00

00:16:31.000 In your family, in the way we've mismanaged policing for decades.

00:16:41.000 Because if the system had gotten it right, maybe you wouldn't have gotten it so wrong.

00:16:48.000 Whoa! 0.71

00:16:48.000 So please tell us. 0.71

00:16:50.000 Tell us where it all went wrong.

00:16:53.000 Because we need to think.

00:16:54.000 You know what hot chicks are? 1.00

00:16:56.000 They're you and me.

00:16:58.000 If we never read a book, had nothing but yes our entire lives, invited to every party, no bummer zones ever, never missing a Valentine's in kindergarten, never not high-fived, always popular. 0.99

00:17:14.000 If you got what you want, like Ricky Schroeder and Silver Spoons, if you were rich from birth, richie rich, and had it all, you would be this dumb.

00:17:24.000 So I know I always talk about nature over nurture, but this is sort of a life of no nurture, or I should say nothing but nurturing. 0.78

00:17:33.000 Like we would be this vapid if everyone told us that we were intense our whole lives. 0.99

00:17:39.000 It's kind of scary to see how irritating I would be if I had had nothing but my ass licked my entire life. 0.99

00:17:50.000 That really, it almost lowers your IQ. 1.00

00:17:52.000 Maybe our IQ points are sort of lined around our anal lips and they slowly seep in like radioactive isotopes in Giuliani's prostate. 1.00

00:18:02.000 But if you get your ass licked too much, you lick off that IQ radiation and you end up with someone who thinks this is a mind-blowing take. 1.00

00:18:13.000 What's even scarier, can you imagine the person, and there must exist, I don't know, there might be a thousand of them in America, who watched this and went, holy fucking shit. 1.00

00:18:31.000 That was a wake-up call. 1.00

00:18:32.000 Wow.

00:18:33.000 She's going to be president one day. 1.00

00:18:36.000 For sure. 0.99

00:18:37.000 I imagine a hideous fat girl believing that who sort of worships her. 1.00

00:18:42.000 I mean, that's all there could be, right? 0.98

00:18:43.000 It can't be males.

00:18:46.000 Go ahead.

00:18:47.000 It's this.

00:18:49.000 And you don't fix something by treating the sentence.

00:18:52.000 You fix it by going to root of the problem.

00:18:55.000 You fix it by cutting off the head of the snake. 0.84

00:18:59.000 Right?

00:19:01.000 So where did we go wrong, Officer Derek?

00:19:04.000 Where you grew up in a world, in a society, in a family, in a community, where you thought that keeping your knee on the neck of another human person beyond a period of time where they could possibly survive.

00:19:22.000 And I don't care what the autopsy says.

00:19:25.000 Oh.

00:19:30.000 What was seen on that video by all of these people around the world?

00:19:34.000 I would ask him, I would look him in the eyes.

00:19:36.000 Okay, so stop.

00:19:37.000 So the autopsy is irrelevant now.

00:19:39.000 She doesn't care about the fentanyl.

00:19:40.000 I wonder if she cares about him sticking that gun into that pregnant woman's belly and pistol whipping her. 1.00

00:19:45.000 Is that okay? 0.97

00:19:46.000 And you know what's ironic?

00:19:48.000 She should be sitting down with this premise and saying, I feel bad.

00:19:55.000 I feel like we've let you down in many ways, Mr. Floyd.

00:20:00.000 Your lack of fatherhood was brought on by us, by welfare.

00:20:06.000 We set you free as a ward of the state from a very young age because we incentivized your mother to dump your father.

00:20:16.000 You followed in those footsteps, fathering fatherless children all over the country.

00:20:21.000 Many children don't even know that they're your kid.

00:20:27.000 That's our bad as far as welfare goes. 1.00

00:20:29.000 I mean, you fucked up too, really badly. 0.99

00:20:31.000 We also, Mr. Floyd, failed you with policing in the justice system. 1.00

00:20:35.000 We kept releasing you again and again and not properly punishing you for your seemingly infinite crimes.

00:20:45.000 Eventually, one of your run-ins with the police as you indulged in this revolving door of a justice system involved you ODing on fentanyl as an officer had his knee kind of near your neck,

00:21:00.000 but not really on your neck, more of kind of on your shoulder blade.

00:21:04.000 And you passed, as was your want and your inevitable fate.

00:21:09.000 And I'm sorry for that, George.

00:21:11.000 I apologize.

00:21:18.000 Well, I love the pause.

00:21:21.000 What was seen on that video by all of these people around the world?

00:21:24.000 I would ask him, I would look him in the eyes as the president of the United States of America to a gentleman who said he signed up to protect and serve members of the United States of America.

00:21:35.000 And I would ask him, where did we go so wrong that you could put your knee on the neck of one of your fellow citizens and not take it off?

00:21:47.000 She thinks being hot gives her words this extra oomph.

00:21:50.000 It obviously gives her words much less oomph.

00:21:54.000 If this was Tarana Burke, I might be listening 1% more intently.

00:22:02.000 How did you get so desensitized?

00:22:04.000 How did we get it so wrong?

00:22:11.000 Yeah, how did you get it so wrong?

00:22:12.000 And then I'd ask the United States of America.

00:22:14.000 Hey, United States of America.

00:22:17.000 Wait, it cuts off there?

00:22:18.000 Yep.

00:22:19.000 Okay, we know where it's going.

00:22:21.000 Let's jump to the other one.

00:22:23.000 This one is much more ornate, much more floral language here.

00:22:29.000 She's bringing in Old English.

00:22:31.000 I guess they didn't say against in the old days.

00:22:34.000 They said against and a world unfurled.

00:22:38.000 So this one is much more intricately written.

00:22:42.000 And still, you'd think like Gal Godot is never, ever doing anything like Imagine ever again.

00:22:49.000 Lesson learned.

00:22:50.000 That was embarrassing.

00:22:52.000 I have a very strange view of myself.

00:22:56.000 I thought I was profound.

00:22:58.000 But here she is, just keep on rocking in the free world with their anti-Putin disclaimer.

00:23:07.000 Dear President Vladimir Putin. 1.00

00:23:09.000 Look how stupid that sweater is. 1.00

00:23:10.000 So sorry, cold, so I need a turtleneck, but my arms are hot. 1.00

00:23:16.000 Your face is hot, and your brain is not.

00:23:19.000 That's a rhyming little Rome.

00:23:20.000 If I was your mother, you would have been so loved.

00:23:23.000 Held in the arms of joyous light.

00:23:26.000 Never would the story's plight the world unfurled before our eyes, a pure demise of nations sitting peaceful under a night sky.

00:23:34.000 If I was your mother.

00:23:36.000 Oh, you know that thing they do with the Slampoche where they da da da da da. 1.00

00:23:39.000 And then the new sentence, if, starts at the end of the old sentence.

00:23:44.000 So we got a lot of that.

00:23:45.000 World unfurled is unacceptable.

00:23:47.000 That's the worst thing I ever heard.

00:23:49.000 And it's up there with rules and schools.

00:23:53.000 And go back a little bit.

00:24:02.000 Before our eyes, a pure demise of nations.

00:24:06.000 The closed captions are way off.

00:24:08.000 And I looked this chick up. 0.99

00:24:10.000 She's a serial relationship fuck up who keeps getting fucked by that dude who I think he was a beast in X-Men or something. 1.00

00:24:20.000 He was the big muscular guy from Prison Break. 1.00

00:24:24.000 He's just a meathead, tough guy. 1.00

00:24:26.000 And he obviously has a penis that likes that. 1.00

00:24:28.000 But after a while, you know the old saying, someone somewhere is sick of her shit. 1.00

00:24:33.000 So he keeps getting bored of shit like this and dumping her. 1.00

00:24:37.000 The big picture here is that she's not a mother. 1.00

00:24:40.000 She's never loved a child. 1.00

00:24:42.000 She's childless, alone, bored enough to make these stupid videos. 1.00

00:24:47.000 She goes around the world talking about helping the children and how important it is to love the children. 1.00

00:24:52.000 Okay, why don't you make your own, you dumb cunt? 1.00

00:24:55.000 If you're so good at mothering, why don't you give it a whirl? 1.00

00:24:59.000 But no, once again, the ones telling us about families and love and children and how important it is to be loved by a mother can't put the money where their mouth is. 1.00

00:25:11.000 She's a complete fucking fraud. 1.00

00:25:16.000 Loved, held in the arms of joyous light. 1.00

00:25:19.000 Never would this story's plight the world unfurled before our eyes, a pure demise of nations sitting peaceful under a night sky.

00:25:27.000 If I was your mother, the world would have been warm.

00:25:32.000 So much laughter and joy, and nothing would harm.

00:25:35.000 I can't imagine the stain, the soul-stealing pain that the little boy you must have seen and believed.

00:25:41.000 And the formulation of thought.

00:25:43.000 This is...

00:25:44.000 Stop.

00:25:45.000 Stop.

00:25:45.000 Pause.

00:25:48.000 This would be effective.

00:25:50.000 Not effective, but she might have a point if this was some violent meathead who grew up in the slums and was like the Hulk and he kept Losing his temper and punching through walls.

00:26:02.000 You might have a point where you're like, if I was your mother, I would have loved you. 0.99

00:26:06.000 And he probably didn't get a lot of love, this tough asshole who keeps starting fights in bars and wrecking shit, right? 1.00

00:26:12.000 That's not Putin, my dear. 1.00

00:26:14.000 You don't seem to have a global perspective here. 0.98

00:26:17.000 The man is beyond demonic.

00:26:20.000 The lifestyle that has allowed Putin to accrue a net worth of $70 billion, the guy was the major player at the KGB. 1.00

00:26:31.000 Do you know how many fucking assassinations he's been behind? 0.99

00:26:36.000 This is like a Spartan. 1.00

00:26:38.000 This is a human wolf. 1.00

00:26:40.000 He would have no problem slitting a baby's throat. 1.00

00:26:43.000 The crimes, if you could go back, I would love this to happen actually, and have Putin's life flash before your eyes, you would literally shit yourself. 1.00

00:26:53.000 You would have explosive diarrhea into your Lululemons right now. 0.99

00:26:57.000 The horrors that this man has been. 0.99

00:27:00.000 This is the leader of one of the worst countries in the world. 0.98

00:27:03.000 The most dangerous, soulless, cruel countries in the world. 0.97

00:27:07.000 They won World War II by using humans as fodder. 0.98

00:27:11.000 They had a front line that stretched from New York City to Miami, and it was all men with maybe, I don't know, 20% had guns.

00:27:21.000 Maybe a third of them had no shoes.

00:27:23.000 They didn't have equipment.

00:27:24.000 They didn't have uniforms.

00:27:26.000 And they just marched as the Nazis went.

00:27:29.000 The Nazis went insane from killing them all as the bodies piled up and piled up.

00:27:33.000 It was like being attacked by ants. 0.96

00:27:35.000 Eventually, they overrun you and eat you alive.

00:27:38.000 That's how Russia won. 0.88

00:27:40.000 And it's gotten worse since then. 1.00

00:27:43.000 To rule that land, that makes El Chapo look like a pussy. 1.00

00:27:47.000 MS-13, this is literally the biggest country in the world. 1.00

00:27:53.000 Do you know who you're up against here?

00:27:56.000 This is not a matter of didn't get enough hugs.

00:27:59.000 He is, what do you call those kids that are femoral?

00:28:02.000 No, that's a type of artery. 0.91

00:28:03.000 He's a feral.

00:28:04.000 He was raised by wolves. 0.52

00:28:06.000 He's a feral child. 1.00

00:28:08.000 He's a fucking monster. 1.00

00:28:09.000 Hugs? 1.00

00:28:10.000 Fuck. 1.00

00:28:11.000 No one in Russia got any hugs. 1.00

00:28:14.000 Thought quickly taught that you lived in a cruel, unjust world.

00:28:20.000 Is this why you now decide no one will get the best of you?

00:28:26.000 Is this why you do not hide nor away shy from taking back the world?

00:28:31.000 Was it because so early in life, all that strife racked your little body with fear?

00:28:38.000 If I was your mother, if the world was called I'd have died to protect you from the unjust, the violence, the terror, the uncertainty.

00:28:48.000 I would have died to give you.

00:28:50.000 Yeah, you would have died all right. 0.96

00:28:51.000 You would have died like everyone else around him. 1.00

00:28:54.000 You would have had your throat slit for being disrespectful. 1.00

00:28:57.000 Scarface, all of these monsters, Jack the Ripper, they cannot hold a candle to Putin. 0.99

00:29:03.000 You don't know what crime and corruption is like in that country. 0.99

00:29:10.000 He could eat a baby.

00:29:11.000 No one would care. 1.00

00:29:12.000 They'd go, oh, fuck, he must have been hungry. 1.00

00:29:14.000 The torture of unwritten youth would not within your heart imbue a scripting to such fealty against that world that you thought was so. 1.00

00:29:22.000 Fealty against that world.

00:29:25.000 Wait, go back. 1.00

00:29:26.000 I don't even understand her fucking perhaps. 1.00

00:29:30.000 No, go back to the previous thing. 1.00

00:29:33.000 Putin.

00:29:33.000 Oh, dear Mr. Putin, got it.

00:29:35.000 If only been your mother, got it. 0.97

00:29:38.000 Perhaps the torture of youth.

00:29:41.000 Unwrit youth.

00:29:43.000 Okay, so he didn't enjoy his youth.

00:29:45.000 It was not written.

00:29:47.000 I guess she's implying he was immediately thrust into the political sphere.

00:29:50.000 I don't know if that's true.

00:29:51.000 I don't know much about his early childhood.

00:29:52.000 I know his adulthood is rife with corruption and death and murder and suffering and unimaginable terror.

00:30:01.000 But I'm up.

00:30:02.000 I'm caught up somewhere.

00:30:04.000 Wait, wait, wait.

00:30:05.000 Wait, wait.

00:30:05.000 Would not within your heart imbue a scripture.

00:30:09.000 Would not within your heart.

00:30:10.000 So ascription is to ascribe, right?

00:30:12.000 So it just means your heart imbue attention.

00:30:16.000 So it wouldn't give your heart attention to such, wouldn't make you love such fealty.

00:30:24.000 It wouldn't make you love.

00:30:25.000 So fealty is loyalty to like the monarchy or something.

00:30:29.000 It wouldn't let you love fealty against that world.

00:30:35.000 So now you're a loyal follower against a world, okay, that seemed.

00:30:41.000 A world that you thought was so cruel.

00:30:44.000 Okay, so his heart has fealty to the idea that the world is cruel.

00:30:51.000 This is like what my dad said a long time ago. 0.99

00:30:53.000 He goes, fucking, I don't like poetry. 0.99

00:30:55.000 It's like, that is a thing, right? 0.99

00:30:58.000 And poetry goes, do, do, do, do, do, this huge long winding S pattern to eventually get to that thing.

00:31:05.000 If I loved you, see you, Putin, if I loved you, you wouldn't think the world was cruel.

00:31:11.000 You'd love the world.

00:31:13.000 Got it.

00:31:15.000 Not your heart would gather such a scription to the fealty against the world you see as so cruel. 1.00

00:31:22.000 Jesus fucking Christ. 1.00

00:31:25.000 Why did you just barf alphabet soup all over my ears and eyes? 1.00

00:31:31.000 Perhaps you would hold dear human life and on this night instead of.

00:31:35.000 No one in Russia holds dear human life.

00:31:37.000 You know what they do in Russia when they kill your family? 1.00

00:31:40.000 They go, oh fuck, my family's dead. 1.00

00:31:42.000 This is a nation where because of their culture of clandestine activities and lies and spying, you don't know if your own kid's going to rout you out. 1.00

00:31:52.000 You can't trust anyone.

00:31:55.000 It's a nation of fear.

00:31:56.000 No, no, Kevin, it's not communist anymore.

00:31:58.000 No, it's free.

00:31:59.000 Yeah.

00:31:59.000 I'm sure it's totally free.

00:32:02.000 Let's all just go to church in Russia and make fun of Putin and see how great things work out for us.

00:32:10.000 You would call me and I would set your mind quite free with the love that only a mother.

00:32:15.000 Why is she bragging about how powerful her motherly love is when she's never tried it? 1.00

00:32:22.000 If you were my boyfriend, I would suck your dick like it was the last popsicle on earth. 1.00

00:32:28.000 I would ream you in The butt cheeks until your legs quivered. 1.00

00:32:32.000 I mean, I'm not gay, I've never tried it, but I would imagine I would be this incredible gay lover. 0.99

00:32:38.000 I would knit you short shorts out of leather strands. 0.85

00:32:43.000 We would do meth and dance to erasure and yaz and depeche mode until we were drenched with sweat.

00:32:50.000 I'd imagine I've never been to a gay circuit party, but I assume that's what they do. 1.00

00:32:56.000 And you never would have hurt anyone because we'd be gay pals. 1.00

00:33:02.000 This isn't your area of expertise, you silly cow. 1.00

00:33:06.000 When holds, she doesn't harm at bay. 0.99

00:33:09.000 When holds, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:33:11.000 What is she, Yoda?

00:33:12.000 Everything is reversed.

00:33:14.000 When holds, she doesn't harm at bay.

00:33:18.000 What?

00:33:20.000 Imagine you're a teacher and you have to mark this.

00:33:22.000 I would run out of red ink.

00:33:24.000 People would think I menstruated on her homework assignment.

00:33:29.000 Harm at bay and leaves her boy for the promise of a man. 0.86

00:33:32.000 Whatever your story, Mr. President Putin, I can't imagine how it feels in your heart, but I know if I was your mother, I don't have hearts.

00:33:41.000 That would be a start towards the awareness of what a powerful being of light you could be if your mind was only free from the violence you've seen when you were just two or three.

00:33:54.000 I cannot believe I was born too late in a different place when I would have loved you so.

00:34:00.000 That's not how being someone's mother works.

00:34:04.000 You don't have to be born at a certain time in a different place to be his mother.

00:34:10.000 Why don't you get in a time machine and see if that pans out for you?

00:34:13.000 Hi, okay, I'm here in 1950. 0.99

00:34:16.000 Ready to get fucked. 1.00

00:34:19.000 I'm ready to be Putin's mommy. 1.00

00:34:21.000 That's what we should all do, is go back in time to when Hitler was a baby and not kill him, as is the common trope for time travel, but hold him close. 0.91

00:34:32.000 Kiss him and smooch him and make him happy. 0.99

00:34:36.000 And if he's gay, so be it. 1.00

00:34:40.000 Loved you so. 0.97

00:34:42.000 Watched you play wherever you go.

00:34:44.000 You never watched anyone play.

00:34:45.000 You're not a mom. 1.00

00:34:46.000 You're not an expert.

00:34:48.000 You're a hot chick and you're an actress. 1.00

00:34:50.000 And the problem with that particular demographic is they are so used to saying profound things that are written by ugly people that they start thinking they're as smart and as interesting as an ugly person who has to be that smart and interesting or as you've learned through evolution, 0.96

00:35:05.000 they would have been killed with a rock. 0.94

00:35:07.000 So they talk like they are as smart as an ugly person and they're not. 1.00

00:35:11.000 They're useless, feckless, ranting babes. 1.00

00:35:16.000 Now, Putin, on the other hand, he comes from the opposite world where it was murder everything that moves or die yourself. 1.00

00:35:24.000 He's a Spartan.

00:35:25.000 And those guys are not low on love.

00:35:27.000 They're low on humanity. 1.00

00:35:30.000 So either fucking kill Putin or get the fuck out of the way because he's a monster. 1.00

00:35:36.000 Oh, let's discuss this article back at the desk. 1.00

00:35:51.000 So what's her response to all this?

00:35:55.000 She's doubling down. 1.00

00:35:58.000 Right?

00:35:59.000 The article you just pulled up?

00:36:01.000 She's defending her viral Putin poem, Putin.

00:36:04.000 This is where I go for all my news, by the way.

00:36:06.000 BuzzFeed News.

00:36:08.000 It's America's most reliable news source.

00:36:11.000 And of course, best place to see kitten videos.

00:36:15.000 Imagine working at BuzzFeed News and thinking you work at a news agency.

00:36:20.000 Hi, I'm a reporter for BuzzFeed News.

00:36:23.000 Hi, I work at the Huffington Post.

00:36:24.000 I'll be covering this story for HuffPo International.

00:36:28.000 Even the Washington Post is embarrassing at this point.

00:36:31.000 CNN. 0.99

00:36:33.000 CNN used to be like, oh shit, he probably wears a bulletproof vest and stuff. 0.99

00:36:38.000 He's at CNN. 0.99

00:36:40.000 Now it's indistinguishable from BuzzFeed.

00:36:42.000 It's the same kind of status.

00:36:43.000 If you met someone that said, I work at CNN, it might as well be Teen Vogue.

00:36:47.000 They're all the same.

00:36:49.000 Which is why CNN is being completely rebooted, as they did with Newsweek.

00:36:54.000 And you'll start seeing this with the others, too, because as we learned from this AFPAC conference, woke is dead.

00:37:01.000 That was actually CPAC's big thing, too.

00:37:03.000 Awake, not woke, was their motto.

00:37:05.000 Last year it was all about socialism.

00:37:08.000 And AFPAC was not about race, by the way.

00:37:12.000 It was about America.

00:37:13.000 Anyway, what's she say about it?

00:37:16.000 We got all that.

00:37:17.000 Scroll down.

00:37:19.000 I know how I could easily have moved in the direction of becoming a dictator myself, blah, blah, blah.

00:37:23.000 If certain circumstances...

00:37:24.000 Wait, so she's taken it seriously like we saw it and thought it was good?

00:37:30.000 Like, no apology?

00:37:31.000 No, like, yeah, I was drunk. 0.98

00:37:34.000 I don't know what the fuck happened with that. 0.99

00:37:37.000 I'm crazy. 1.00

00:37:38.000 I'm a crazy bitch. 1.00

00:37:41.000 Scroll down. 1.00

00:37:44.000 Authorized missiles.

00:37:46.000 Okay, so we got the whole poem.

00:37:48.000 Yes, thank you.

00:37:49.000 She changed the word against to against.

00:37:52.000 Keep going. 1.00

00:37:53.000 So I want to see her say, yeah, I know it was corny, but fuck you. 1.00

00:37:58.000 It's on her Wikipedia page now. 1.00

00:38:00.000 It's permanent.

00:38:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:38:05.000 Did, did, did, do, do.

00:38:07.000 She told BuzzFeed's Nude that she was moved to share the poem after waking up in anguish over the children of the war. 1.00

00:38:12.000 If you love kids so much, why didn't you fuck that big galute? 1.00

00:38:17.000 Go off your fucking birth control that week. 1.00

00:38:19.000 Keep going down. 1.00

00:38:23.000 She feels terrible for the children.

00:38:25.000 Like, she's still not even self-aware as the entire country's laughing their heads off.

00:38:30.000 I was reluctant to do this piece because it's been covered so thoroughly with 0% going, touche.

00:38:38.000 If I was your son, son beats mother to death, tells neighbor he had to put her down.

00:38:44.000 Crip daddy nails it.

00:38:46.000 All right, let's jump to AFPAC.

00:38:50.000 I'll just tell you the story of the whole weekend.

00:38:53.000 So Ryan and I go down.

00:38:54.000 We're at the airport.

00:38:57.000 This is one of the most consequential moments Of the entire trip.

00:39:02.000 Oh, there's the sheriff.

00:39:03.000 What's his name?

00:39:04.000 Arpiro?

00:39:05.000 That's the guy who made them stay outside in 120-degree heat and wear pink underwear because they hate pink.

00:39:11.000 He was there.

00:39:12.000 He's 90.

00:39:13.000 And I think the youngsters heard him rattling on and they cut his speech short because they were all supposed to be 20 minutes and they were like an hour and a half.

00:39:19.000 But I don't think they get that, like, this is Mike Tyson.

00:39:23.000 If you were at a boxing convention and Tyson was on the stage, you'd let him talk for two days.

00:39:28.000 But the youngsters don't really know what they're dealing with with that.

00:39:32.000 Anyways, I'll get to all of these guys individually.

00:39:36.000 So we're at the airport.

00:39:37.000 It's a small local airport.

00:39:39.000 We're not at JFK or LaGuardia.

00:39:41.000 And I see this black guy walk by this Indian dude.

00:39:43.000 He's doing the clear thing, which I highly recommend.

00:39:45.000 We would have missed our flight on the way back if we didn't have clear.

00:39:48.000 Clear, TSA pre-check.

00:39:49.000 Take the time, sign up for them.

00:39:51.000 They're worth it.

00:39:53.000 And he's got the clear booth.

00:39:54.000 I'm like, I already got clear.

00:39:55.000 Don't worry about it.

00:39:56.000 And this black guy walks by and he goes, and the Indian goes, sir, my friend, my friend.

00:40:01.000 And he goes, he turns around. 1.00

00:40:04.000 And he's got a fucking Staples notebook, spiral notebook, this big, worthless. 0.99

00:40:11.000 They're probably two bucks at Staples. 0.99

00:40:13.000 And a fluorescent pen, a marker.

00:40:16.000 Not even a pen, just a marker.

00:40:19.000 He stole those off the guy's desk at the airport.

00:40:23.000 Now, I get it if you're a shoplifter and you're a teenager and you want to steal a Mars bar.

00:40:27.000 I did that when I was like 13. 0.99

00:40:29.000 This guy's 40, fat guy, black guy. 0.96

00:40:33.000 He's not dressed in rags. 0.97

00:40:34.000 He's at an airport.

00:40:35.000 He's got a backpack.

00:40:36.000 He looks relatively middle class.

00:40:38.000 He just stole it.

00:40:40.000 Now, a racist would say this was because of some sort of compulsion.

00:40:44.000 I'm not racist, so I don't know.

00:40:47.000 What are you doing?

00:40:48.000 And then he goes, yeah, yeah.

00:40:49.000 And there's a cop there. 0.92

00:40:51.000 So then this black female cop comes over. 1.00

00:40:52.000 She's holding her bulletproof vest, you know, the way they do.

00:40:56.000 She's just standing there because it's her job.

00:40:59.000 He's saying, this gentleman, he took my notepad.

00:41:02.000 What are you doing?

00:41:03.000 He's calling it a diary because his English isn't great.

00:41:06.000 You took my diary.

00:41:08.000 And she's not even looking at either of them.

00:41:11.000 It's like an SNL sketch.

00:41:13.000 Indian here, black guy here, she's looking this way.

00:41:16.000 Like just, I'm going to attend this description because that's my job.

00:41:20.000 But it's going in one ear and then falling out the same ear.

00:41:25.000 Not even going through the holes.

00:41:27.000 And he says, the black guy goes, yeah, I took your diary.

00:41:31.000 And then I think eventually she turns around.

00:41:33.000 She goes, why?

00:41:34.000 And he goes, because I need a diary.

00:41:36.000 They're out of diaries.

00:41:39.000 What?

00:41:40.000 Diaries are no longer being produced?

00:41:43.000 Notepads are done?

00:41:45.000 No, there's quite a few of them around.

00:41:47.000 I think you'll be good.

00:41:48.000 He's saying it sarcastically like he did do it too.

00:41:51.000 He's like, yeah, I took the diary because I needed a diary.

00:41:54.000 Well, he knows that, just like her, that none of this exists. 1.00

00:41:58.000 So he's just saying dumb shit. 1.00

00:42:03.000 And then I went up to the Indian guy. 1.00

00:42:04.000 I go, he took your diary?

00:42:06.000 What was that about?

00:42:07.000 I don't know.

00:42:07.000 He took it away.

00:42:08.000 He said, do you want to have the sanitations?

00:42:11.000 And he means the sterilized, the hand sanitation.

00:42:14.000 Do you want the sanitation?

00:42:16.000 And then I say, no problem.

00:42:19.000 And he's using it.

00:42:20.000 And then as I turn around, he's already left and he's walking away with my book.

00:42:26.000 Anyway, we get on the flight.

00:42:29.000 We get down there.

00:42:31.000 We go straight to the reception, which is a sea of 20 early, let's say everyone there seemed to be exactly 20 years old.

00:42:40.000 They're all wearing suits.

00:42:42.000 They're all high IQ.

00:42:44.000 They're all middle class, upper middle class.

00:42:47.000 They're all fun.

00:42:49.000 They're not tough guys.

00:42:51.000 And I'm more of a proud boys guy.

00:42:53.000 More blue collar.

00:42:56.000 Great guys.

00:42:58.000 And as I told you, it was the selfies.

00:43:00.000 You know what was really strange, though?

00:43:01.000 I was with Jesse Lee Peterson.

00:43:02.000 I bumped into him at the hotel and we walked together.

00:43:05.000 So just like CPAC and any other conference, there's the signing in.

00:43:09.000 So there's a massive lineup of a thousand people, right?

00:43:13.000 And they're all in groups of three or so.

00:43:15.000 And I'm walking behind Jesse.

00:43:17.000 As we're walking, everyone's bored and curious and they're looking around.

00:43:20.000 And dude, we had to keep kind of a fast pace so as not to have to stop for selfies.

00:43:25.000 So we're walking a brisk pace.

00:43:26.000 As Jesse's walking, it's like the Messiah.

00:43:30.000 It was amazing.

00:43:34.000 They were not bait us.

00:43:36.000 And they all start cheering.

00:43:38.000 It was like a wave, but cheering.

00:43:42.000 Louder and louder and louder.

00:43:43.000 And Jesse's like, thank you, thank you.

00:43:45.000 As we walk up to the front and get sort of whisked through security.

00:43:50.000 It was for you, too.

00:43:51.000 It was very loud.

00:43:52.000 And there's a lot of people like, that's where the I like your sunglasses came out and stuff like that.

00:43:56.000 It was for both of you.

00:43:57.000 That was a.

00:43:58.000 Right.

00:43:58.000 But Jesse was at the front.

00:43:59.000 Is he here today, by the way?

00:44:01.000 Yeah, I think he is.

00:44:02.000 I think he's on the line.

00:44:03.000 Okay.

00:44:04.000 Probably should have brought him out a little sooner. 0.93

00:44:06.000 But my point is, like, this is a white nationalist conference, according to the left, that ferociously cheers on a black man. 1.00

00:44:16.000 So for you to maintain that logic, Jesse has to be so stupid that he hates black people and he wants to kill himself and he's ashamed of his race and he likes whites. 1.00

00:44:26.000 And when these whites start rounding everyone up to put them on boats, he's either doing this so we'll kill him last or he'll happily go on the boat because he wants them to go back to Africa with him. 1.00

00:44:38.000 None of it makes any sense. 0.99

00:44:44.000 Look at these racists.

00:44:46.000 Thank you.

00:44:48.000 And that was an amazing turnout.

00:44:50.000 And you know what was fun about your speech is everyone would say every time you said something that people in the audience would go, amazing.

00:44:58.000 That's right.

00:44:59.000 Yeah, I think, Gavin, that you could really use a catchphrase or something like that.

00:45:04.000 Because think about it, like, amazing.

00:45:07.000 Like three syllable.

00:45:09.000 It's got musicality to it.

00:45:10.000 So when people walk by, or I walk by, amazing.

00:45:13.000 It's quick.

00:45:14.000 Bam.

00:45:15.000 You need something like that.

00:45:16.000 What about keep fighting?

00:45:18.000 Sure, but you got to add like a little tone to it.

00:45:20.000 Like, keep fighting.

00:45:22.000 Keep fighting.

00:45:23.000 No, it's not me.

00:45:24.000 Keep fighting.

00:45:25.000 Keep on fighting.

00:45:26.000 Keep fighting, man.

00:45:28.000 Keep fighting.

00:45:30.000 Keep fighting.

00:45:31.000 Yeah, you got to have that like, keep fighting.

00:45:33.000 That's not me, though.

00:45:34.000 Yeah, I see.

00:45:35.000 That's you.

00:45:36.000 I'm like a date, date, date.

00:45:37.000 Right.

00:45:37.000 Keep fighting.

00:45:38.000 Keep fighting.

00:45:40.000 Keep fighting.

00:45:41.000 I'm going to try it.

00:45:42.000 Sure.

00:45:43.000 I should have brought a bunch of censored.tv cards because all these alleged fans are not signing up.

00:45:50.000 One thing, no offense, Jesse.

00:45:52.000 I loved your speech, but it seemed to be directed more to black men than and you personally than, say, anyone in the audience.

00:45:59.000 Your speech was about how we need to forgive our fathers for abandoning us and not resent our mothers for distracting us and never talking about our fathers.

00:46:10.000 Yeah, you have to forgive your mother because you try to keep you away from your father.

00:46:16.000 But my parents are still together. 0.95

00:46:18.000 And as far as respecting my dad, me, my brother, my mom, and my dad talk shit about my dad. 0.99

00:46:25.000 And me, my brother, my mom, and my dad all talk shit about me. 0.98

00:46:30.000 Well, it's a different culture, I think. 0.98

00:46:34.000 That's amazing, but you still got to forgive your mother for something.

00:46:39.000 Maybe she stepped on the shoe. 0.99

00:46:41.000 Shitty Christmas presents, for the most part.

00:46:43.000 Forgive her.

00:46:44.000 Okay.

00:46:45.000 You forgive you, mom, if you're watching Forgetting Me, Oscar Goldman, instead of the Bionic Man.

00:46:49.000 Yeah, that's a big one.

00:46:50.000 That was a biggie.

00:46:51.000 I remember we didn't have an Oscar Loldman either.

00:46:54.000 I had to make one out of popsicle pens.

00:46:56.000 So we would get, you know, ice cream plops.

00:46:58.000 We didn't have them.

00:47:00.000 What's an ice cream plop?

00:47:01.000 Oh, they're delicious.

00:47:03.000 So you go out there, you got a little ice cream plop, and you got the little joke on there, and it's on slick, and you put them, you get a rubber band.

00:47:09.000 And you don't know it's Oscar Gomez, so you got to write it with a pen.

00:47:12.000 Amazing.

00:47:13.000 Hmm.

00:47:14.000 Yeah, that was the best part about it, too, was like you go to CPAC, and it's tedious, and it's clapping, and it's like, we hate communism, and we don't believe in more than two genders. 0.98

00:47:25.000 Yeah, yeah, doi.

00:47:28.000 But these guys were all yelling, and it was almost like black church. 0.99

00:47:33.000 Like, those people are going to hell. 1.00

00:47:34.000 Let them burn in hell. 1.00

00:47:36.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:37.000 Flames.

00:47:39.000 Like, yelling.

00:47:40.000 I spent half the conference trying to think of a funny thing I can yell.

00:47:44.000 It was like Rocky Horror Picture Show minus the toast and the rice.

00:47:47.000 That's the best way I could sum it up.

00:47:49.000 Laughing, constant laughing, having fun.

00:47:53.000 Yeah.

00:47:53.000 It went from, it started at 5.30.

00:47:56.000 So the cheering I told you about, there's two different cheerings, by the way.

00:47:59.000 That was the cheering when he got on the stage.

00:48:00.000 The cheering I was talking about was outside by the lineup.

00:48:03.000 He was cheered everywhere he went.

00:48:05.000 But and don't think I forgot what I was talking about.

00:48:10.000 I hate when people think.

00:48:11.000 We became Diamond and Silk during that time.

00:48:13.000 Yeah, we were Diamond and Silk for a while.

00:48:15.000 The cheering on the inside, but it was just so...

00:48:20.000 Oh, yeah.

00:48:20.000 It started at 5.30.

00:48:21.000 It ended at 2, 3 a.m.

00:48:24.000 Yeah.

00:48:25.000 Everyone was hanging out in the lobby.

00:48:27.000 Like, the security from the hotel went to bed.

00:48:30.000 All the interviews we did for The Face of Hate in America, which is our new documentary coming out today or tomorrow, was done in the lobby at 2 to 3, which I went up to Michelle Malkin and I'm like, hi, mommy.

00:48:43.000 They all call her mommy.

00:48:45.000 I go, hi, mommy.

00:48:46.000 And she goes, hi, uncle.

00:48:48.000 And I said, are you dying?

00:48:50.000 And she goes, I haven't been up this late since the 80s.

00:48:54.000 Like, I'm ready to pass out.

00:48:57.000 But they were rocking and rolling.

00:48:59.000 In fact, it sort of went up.

00:49:02.000 Yeah.

00:49:02.000 Don't Photoshop that.

00:49:04.000 It sort of went up.

00:49:06.000 I'm noticing there was a difference because the first aspect was with like, you know, they were young kids, right?

00:49:13.000 20-something years old.

00:49:14.000 Not a lot of testosterone, like you said.

00:49:16.000 But in this one, they yelling loud.

00:49:18.000 So every time somebody says something like, yeah, lock her up or something. 1.00

00:49:21.000 And then you look around, they shit like a young kid. 0.99

00:49:23.000 But a lot of these kids, they started lifting weights and stuff. 0.99

00:49:26.000 So I think the testosterone is starting to build up.

00:49:28.000 Pretty proud of them, boys.

00:49:29.000 Yeah, we went to one of their after parties.

00:49:31.000 They rented this crazy house with a movie theater in the living room.

00:49:35.000 Like a movie theater upstairs, but a movie theater side screen in the living room and a bowling alley. 0.96

00:49:41.000 And they're all wearing Hawaiian shirts and partying and also having seminars upstairs about taxes and shit in the movie theater room, how to save money and we should all move to this place and this is how you do this. 0.92

00:49:54.000 Amazing. 0.98

00:49:55.000 It was great seeing men, young men be unashamed of themselves.

00:49:59.000 And there was black guys there, galore. 0.85

00:50:01.000 This was not white pride. 0.97

00:50:03.000 This was like anti-shame.

00:50:08.000 It was an anti-shame rally, really, of any kind.

00:50:13.000 Funniest thing Jesse Lee Peterson did, too, was like, he was talking about there should be a white history month.

00:50:18.000 So he's like, July, White History Month. 0.79

00:50:20.000 And people were like, White Boy's summer.

00:50:22.000 Yeah.

00:50:23.000 And he was like, they got a month for everything.

00:50:26.000 They got a month for flower month, women month, black month. 0.96

00:50:30.000 And so July is white, but they got a Japanese month.

00:50:33.000 Oh. 1.00

00:50:34.000 He starts doing shit like that. 0.99

00:50:35.000 Dude, he is funny. 1.00

00:50:37.000 Holy shit. 1.00

00:50:38.000 He's just so unflappable, too. 1.00

00:50:40.000 Like, you could start shooting.

00:50:41.000 Even said, like, when you're talking to your mama, and even if she dies, you know, you just say, oh, mama just died.

00:50:47.000 And then you look for the will and everything.

00:50:49.000 It's probably in the drawer next to the cutlery. 0.99

00:50:51.000 What the fuck? 0.99

00:50:53.000 But the other speeches there was, Marjorie Taylor Greene. 0.99

00:50:58.000 Milo got Marjorie Taylor Green to come by.

00:51:02.000 This is more proof.

00:51:03.000 See, the left takes that as validation.

00:51:05.000 Like, look, the mainstream is embracing white nationalism. 0.94

00:51:08.000 No, your lie is so dead. 0.98

00:51:11.000 It's just ashes.

00:51:13.000 And people are walking over the ashes and saying, hi, I'm Marjorie Taylor Greene. 0.99

00:51:17.000 Her speech was fucking good. 0.96

00:51:20.000 Vincent, what's his name? 0.99

00:51:21.000 Vince James.

00:51:22.000 He was reading.

00:51:23.000 I hate that.

00:51:24.000 Don't read.

00:51:26.000 Am I reading? 1.00

00:51:27.000 Have I read this fucking episode? 1.00

00:51:29.000 No, just be you. 1.00

00:51:30.000 You can stumble over your words.

00:51:32.000 You can not think of something.

00:51:33.000 You can regret you didn't cover something.

00:51:35.000 He also talked for like an hour and a half, and he covered everything but climate change.

00:51:40.000 Everything.

00:51:43.000 And then there was Stuart.

00:51:45.000 Stu Peters, I believe, right?

00:51:47.000 Stu Peters?

00:51:48.000 Is that his name?

00:51:49.000 He came up. 0.94

00:51:50.000 He just kept talking about balls and he's calling CPAC Fudge PAC one too many times. 0.99

00:51:56.000 It seemed kind of gay, actually. 0.98

00:51:58.000 And then he sat on Marjorie Taylor Green and talked about how I'm not scared to call anyone out.

00:52:04.000 And then he said, I don't know what she's done wrong.

00:52:06.000 She's not brave enough.

00:52:07.000 Pretty brave to show up at this thing.

00:52:10.000 And Paul Gossar, Steve King, they were brave enough too.

00:52:13.000 And then he goes, Yeah, thanks a lot, Marge.

00:52:16.000 And you're like, dude, plenty of targets.

00:52:20.000 Plenty of targets.

00:52:20.000 I'm sure Marjorie Taylor Green's imperfect.

00:52:23.000 And you know me, I don't even fucking flick right.

00:52:27.000 Steven Crowder, Ben Shapiro, never said a bad word about them. 0.97

00:52:31.000 I don't punch right.

00:52:32.000 After the revolution, when we get this country back, we can start being caddy and cannibalizing each other.

00:52:38.000 But right now, it's sort of like when I was a kid in high school and there was only a few weirdos.

00:52:43.000 So it would be like you, a Maud, a punk, a skinhead, a maul goth, and a rockabilly. 0.72

00:52:50.000 We were all together as one posse.

00:52:52.000 Must have looked like the village people. 0.99

00:52:54.000 And of course, once we expanded, like in Britain, the rockabillies would fight the punks all the time, beat the shit out of Johnny Rotten. 0.92

00:53:01.000 They attacked Peter and the Test Two Babies for the song Elvis is Dead. 0.94

00:53:04.000 We couldn't afford that in Canada.

00:53:06.000 And we can't afford it here on the right.

00:53:11.000 So that was Friday.

00:53:12.000 Saturday, we drank in a bar all day.

00:53:15.000 And do you think Nick had to clean that up a little bit, that Stu Peters thing?

00:53:18.000 Oh, yeah. 1.00

00:53:19.000 And he also wanted to know about Vernon Jones and how he's a pedophile, a rapist, a gay rapist. 1.00

00:53:25.000 And you're like, aren't all gays? 1.00

00:53:27.000 He's got the rape whistle. 1.00

00:53:28.000 And he was like, put him in the electric chair. 0.82

00:53:31.000 I literally said that thinking it was going to be hyperbolic and he wouldn't say it.

00:53:35.000 And then the next line, he says, put him in the electric chair.

00:53:38.000 Well, yeah, just like the Rock Hero Picture show, we were yelling and try to come up with funnier stuff.

00:53:42.000 That's a bad analogy because all their stuff is pre-written.

00:53:44.000 But it was almost like a raucous roast, like a bachelor party toast is what it was like.

00:53:50.000 So everyone had the mic in a sense. 0.99

00:53:53.000 So we were trying to come up with funny stuff and then he's saying, kill them all. 0.99

00:53:56.000 And then Ryan goes like, fry him in the electric chair. 0.99

00:54:01.000 And then he does say that. 0.90

00:54:02.000 Maybe he heard you.

00:54:04.000 Maybe.

00:54:06.000 So we got all the speakers there?

00:54:08.000 No, there's still a couple more.

00:54:09.000 A few boring things where politicians sent in video messages, which is just like a campaign.

00:54:17.000 Have the program here.

00:54:19.000 Okay.

00:54:19.000 A little crumpled.

00:54:21.000 You're a little blurry.

00:54:22.000 Hey, Paul Gosar.

00:54:24.000 Yep.

00:54:24.000 Vincent James, Jesley Peterson, Stu Peters, got them.

00:54:28.000 Nick Fiento.

00:54:30.000 Oh, yeah, there was a Mexican kid there.

00:54:32.000 Nikki Fuentes.

00:54:33.000 Yeah, Nick.

00:54:34.000 Is it Nick or was it?

00:54:35.000 And he was...

00:54:35.000 He had been Nick Fuentes.

00:54:37.000 Got it, Fuentes.

00:54:38.000 And he was this little Mexican man who had been doing dishes in the back.

00:54:42.000 He's great at dishes because he's got these long alien fingers.

00:54:46.000 And he can do like five dishes at once with his little tentacles.

00:54:50.000 I like how you brought that up to him, too.

00:54:52.000 You guys are taking a picture or taking a selfie.

00:54:54.000 He was like, with your long fingers, you could probably just reach around and press the button, have it front-facing, couldn't you?

00:54:59.000 He's like, you know.

00:55:02.000 And Andrew Torba, CEO of Gab.

00:55:06.000 Wendy Rogers, she skyped in.

00:55:09.000 Oh, yeah, this is boring.

00:55:10.000 People can look it up.

00:55:10.000 We'll just hear a list.

00:55:12.000 I just want to make sure we're not missing anything.

00:55:14.000 Then on Saturday, we met my old buddy Yanni.

00:55:17.000 Great guy.

00:55:17.000 I used to hang out with him in D.C. when I was at CR-TV, and he's moved to the South now.

00:55:21.000 And he's since become a creationist.

00:55:24.000 Love it.

00:55:25.000 And Ryan now is back to not believing in dinosaurs, but now he believes them.

00:55:32.000 Ryan, you just are copying what Yoni was saying.

00:55:35.000 So Yoni's a creationist.

00:55:37.000 So he says, yes, there is dinosaurs.

00:55:39.000 The Earth is 6,000 years old.

00:55:41.000 Yes, there was dinosaurs.

00:55:42.000 This guy's a genius, by the way, so it's very weird arguing with him.

00:55:45.000 They went extinct around the 1300s.

00:55:48.000 So all of this dragon lore and Loch Ness and the drawings of dragons being slayed all over the world, those were dinosaurs.

00:55:56.000 And there was giants, too.

00:55:57.000 And the Smithsonian is burning certain bones and hiding stuff so they can be anti-creationist.

00:56:04.000 So it's a very otestic belief.

00:56:06.000 Ryan just jumps on it with him. 0.98

00:56:09.000 And then he's laughing at how stupid people like me are for thinking that the earth is 4.5 billion years old and that dragons aren't dinosaurs. 0.98

00:56:17.000 Well, yeah, you can't conglomerate the Bible and then the anti-Bible science community. 0.99

00:56:22.000 So I only believe in dinosaurs if it's in scripture, and then they say...

00:56:25.000 The Catholic Church is totally fine with the Big Bang. 0.96

00:56:28.000 I'm not Catholic.

00:56:29.000 And 4 billion.

00:56:30.000 What are you?

00:56:31.000 Non-denominational.

00:56:32.000 And so was the, actually there was a kid who's non-denominational.

00:56:35.000 And then Beardson Beardly.

00:56:37.000 Beardly Beardson?

00:56:38.000 Something.

00:56:39.000 He's a great guy.

00:56:40.000 We're in the car with Milo, and he's like, you're not going to convince me to be Catholic.

00:56:43.000 I mean, I'm talking to Milo about Catholicism.

00:56:46.000 And he's like, I'm a Baptist.

00:56:47.000 You can't.

00:56:48.000 There's no budging me.

00:56:49.000 And then I met another non-denominational.

00:56:51.000 Actually, it was Jesse Lee Peterson when I was sitting next to him.

00:56:53.000 I was like, what kind of Christian are you?

00:56:55.000 He's like, non-denominational.

00:56:57.000 And I said, me too.

00:56:59.000 And so we're.

00:57:00.000 So non-denominational Christians all believe that the earth is 6,000 years old and that dinosaurs became extinct in 1300? 0.50

00:57:07.000 No, only the people that follow the scripture as the truth.

00:57:12.000 And do you follow the scripture as the truth?

00:57:14.000 That's correct.

00:57:15.000 I have no reason to put my faith in any human science or belief of where we came from when there's a lot of people.

00:57:22.000 So let's just get it officially in the Bible.

00:57:24.000 So you officially believe the Earth is 6,000 years old?

00:57:27.000 Yeah.

00:57:27.000 Which you got from Yanni on Saturday.

00:57:29.000 Sure.

00:57:30.000 And when did dinosaurs become extinct?

00:57:33.000 I think it was after the Ark or something like that.

00:57:37.000 Or actually not that.

00:57:38.000 So did we put dinosaurs on the Ark?

00:57:41.000 I think, yeah, I was getting up to that part of it in this documentary that he sent me.

00:57:46.000 But, you know, I'm still learning.

00:57:48.000 I haven't read the Bible front to back.

00:57:49.000 Few people have, but I shame myself for it.

00:57:52.000 But, I mean, it's all there in like behemoths and dragons.

00:57:57.000 We're just asking you, Ryan.

00:58:00.000 I just want to get this straight.

00:58:01.000 So the Earth is 6,000 years old and dinosaurs were extinct, I assume, before the Ark, or they would have been on the Ark.

00:58:07.000 Sure.

00:58:08.000 Whatever the Bible says, I'm there for it.

00:58:10.000 Because I'm not going to believe.

00:58:11.000 I already disbelieve the scientific.

00:58:14.000 You take everything in the Bible completely literally.

00:58:17.000 Not completely.

00:58:17.000 Some of it is allegorical.

00:58:19.000 Some of it is, what do they say?

00:58:21.000 It's like this, you know.

00:58:22.000 Some of it has a meaning behind it.

00:58:26.000 But, yeah.

00:58:27.000 All right.

00:58:27.000 I don't believe in aliens.

00:58:29.000 I only believe in dinosaurs If they're written in the scripture, and then it seems that that's the interpretation of what it is.

00:58:35.000 And the fact that there's drawings of.

00:58:37.000 What are drawings?

00:58:38.000 Is that like Simon in the Land of Chalk drawings?

00:58:41.000 Kind of.

00:58:42.000 All over the world without having talked to one another, accurate depictions of dinosaurs throughout time.

00:58:49.000 And then they go into fossilization and things like that.

00:58:52.000 Well, they talk about that one drawing in the Indian cave that looks like a brontosaurus.

00:58:57.000 Yeah.

00:58:58.000 That's one of many different times that they've been accurately depicted with no previous information about things like that.

00:59:05.000 Okay, I'll watch the documentary, Dragons or Dinosaurs, I believe it's called.

00:59:08.000 It's on Amazon Prime Video.

00:59:10.000 Of course, you chose that over the book, I notice.

00:59:12.000 Well, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:15.000 It's still valid.

00:59:16.000 I mean, if you say something true and this is a video, it doesn't mean it's not true.

00:59:21.000 You're a video, too.

00:59:22.000 Yeah.

00:59:24.000 Am I as profound as a book?

00:59:26.000 Is watching my show as effective as reading a book on this subject?

00:59:29.000 It's more natural and it's more immediate.

00:59:33.000 No is the short answer.

00:59:34.000 It's the lazy thing your generation does where they watch a YouTube video and they're instant experts.

00:59:39.000 Okay, let's jump over to Ukraine.

00:59:42.000 Some things we've got to cover before we say goodbye.

00:59:45.000 We don't have an interstitial for that yet.

00:59:49.000 By the time we get one, it'll be done.

00:59:50.000 Code red.

00:59:52.000 Everyone's figuring.

00:59:52.000 There's so many weird things going on.

00:59:54.000 All the boxers at my gym this morning were like, this is all bullshit. 1.00

00:59:57.000 Look at this shit. 1.00

00:59:58.000 Fucking Putin could blow up that place in an hour with drones. 1.00

01:00:01.000 This footage looks weird. 1.00

01:00:03.000 They got internet going on.

01:00:05.000 They got their power.

01:00:08.000 It's all theatrics.

01:00:09.000 Okay, I'm open to that.

01:00:10.000 It's all theatrics so they can charge more money here for oil.

01:00:13.000 The most expensive oil has been recently was with Obama.

01:00:18.000 Now that Biden's back in, we're getting more excuses for high gas prices.

01:00:21.000 That's why he shut down the pipeline so he could make things more expensive and he could get richer along with the elite globalists.

01:00:28.000 I don't doubt that. 0.99

01:00:29.000 Now, it's possible that Ukraine is not being obliterated overnight because Putin would lose favor with the world and start a world war, but does he really give a shit? 0.99

01:00:39.000 I think it's political theater. 0.99

01:00:41.000 This is my two cents.

01:00:43.000 It's political theater.

01:00:44.000 It's fake little battles.

01:00:46.000 Putin's letting some Russians get caught.

01:00:47.000 He's making the Ukrainians sort of win. 0.99

01:00:50.000 He's going to take those two districts, whatever they're called, that are ethnically Russian, that he said were always his.

01:00:55.000 Ukraine's going to give them up. 0.76

01:00:57.000 By the way, all of these sanctions and all of the American influence, totally irrelevant.

01:01:02.000 The only thing that would be relevant is if you kick them out of the banking system, the oil banking system, the OPEC ATMs, and he's not going to do that because Germany castrated themselves with wind and solar and they can't survive without Russian power. 0.72

01:01:17.000 So if Russia's cut off from Europe, Germany starves. 0.98

01:01:22.000 So Germany's saying, don't fucking do that. 0.98

01:01:24.000 So we have a brief piece of political theater that is helping Biden raise gas prices and oil prices and hide his economic incompetence. 1.00

01:01:33.000 And after a little bit of this silly dance, he'll get those two areas and we'll get back to work and everyone will forget about all the dumb shit that Ratzo Rizzo has done. 0.99

01:01:46.000 That's who he is. 0.99

01:01:47.000 Biden is Ratzo Rizzo on the bus right before he died.

01:01:52.000 Ratzo Rizzo was for Midnight Cowboy.

01:01:54.000 So imagine Ratzo Rizzo dying with the low, you know, you're not that on the ball in your last sort of 30 seconds.

01:02:03.000 Look up Ratzo Rizzo.

01:02:05.000 You're going to see a peppy Biden when we, yeah, there he is.

01:02:08.000 That's Biden today.

01:02:16.000 Yeah, that's what I'm going to do.

01:02:19.000 I think he's already dead. 0.84

01:02:24.000 This is back in the good old days where you could kill people in movies.

01:02:28.000 Not everything had to be a happy ending.

01:02:32.000 Rico.

01:02:33.000 Dustin Hoffman got the Oscar for cadaver acting here.

01:02:39.000 I just held my breath.

01:02:40.000 That's the secret.

01:02:41.000 I just held my breath very long and tried not to have my heartbeat.

01:02:48.000 But go, let's see another ratzo clip. 0.99

01:02:50.000 Because this is who you 80 million assholes elected, allegedly. 0.99

01:02:54.000 And so what are you going to get? 0.99

01:02:56.000 You're going to get fake wars and weird oil prices and all kinds of scams.

01:03:00.000 You ordered scams.

01:03:03.000 You bought them.

01:03:06.000 That's America in the red.

01:03:09.000 That's John Voigt, right?

01:03:10.000 That's Alexander Jolie's dad.

01:03:13.000 He's red-pilled.

01:03:15.000 Miami Beach, that's where you could score.

01:03:17.000 Anybody can score to even you. 0.99

01:03:21.000 In New York, no rich lady with any class at all buys that cowboy crap anymore. 1.00

01:03:25.000 They're laughing at you on the street. 0.99

01:03:29.000 Ain't nobody laughing at me, Online.

01:03:30.000 Turn your back.

01:03:31.000 I see them all.

01:03:32.000 This is America. 1.00

01:03:33.000 Biden's telling us we're stupid to be cowboys, and everyone's laughing at us. 1.00

01:03:38.000 And he wants to use us for scams. 1.00

01:03:42.000 When's the last time you scored, boy?

01:03:45.000 What's the matter?

01:03:47.000 He cares about what LA women think. 1.00

01:03:49.000 That cowboy crap anymore. 1.00

01:03:51.000 They're laughing at you on the street. 1.00

01:03:54.000 Cares about the media, not truth.

01:03:56.000 It's between me and my confessor.

01:03:58.000 And I'll tell you another thing.

01:03:59.000 Frankly, you're beginning to smell.

01:04:02.000 And for a stud in New York, that's a handicap.

01:04:04.000 Oh, don't talk to me about clean.

01:04:06.000 I ain't never seen you change your underwear once the whole time I've been here in New York.

01:04:09.000 And that's pretty peculiar behavior.

01:04:11.000 I don't have to do that kind of thing in public.

01:04:12.000 I ain't got no need to expose myself.

01:04:14.000 No, I bet you don't.

01:04:15.000 I bet you.

01:04:16.000 Biden hiding.

01:04:21.000 And you don't tell me what appeals women. 1.00

01:04:23.000 I know enough to know that that great big dumb cowboy crap of yours don't appeal to nobody except every Jackie on 42nd Street. 1.00

01:04:30.000 That's faggot stuff. 1.00

01:04:32.000 You want to call it by its name? 1.00

01:04:33.000 That's strictly for fags. 1.00

01:04:36.000 Oh, that's a drop. 0.99

01:04:37.000 That is a drop.

01:04:39.000 Write that down in your book.

01:04:41.000 You know, one thing that we don't talk about on the show, and no one ever does, is how much everyone reeked in the 70s.

01:04:49.000 Wear a polyester shirt tomorrow.

01:04:51.000 If you can find one, maybe go to Sally Ann.

01:04:54.000 Put on a polyester shirt.

01:04:56.000 It makes you sweat, and there's no ventilation.

01:05:00.000 So you sweat more.

01:05:01.000 You're wearing a plastic bag.

01:05:02.000 Oh my God, women in Burkas, those full-body burqas in the Middle East, they must reek. 1.00

01:05:07.000 So everyone fucking reeked. 1.00

01:05:10.000 And deodorant is relatively new. 0.99

01:05:12.000 Deodorant wasn't common in the 60s and 70s, or even the 80s.

01:05:15.000 So everyone was walking around reeking to high heaven.

01:05:19.000 Maybe you didn't notice so much because every like every bar and every restaurant smelled of cigarettes.

01:05:23.000 But every person's B.O. was stultifying.

01:05:28.000 The world unfurled against B.O. So fun take, of course, is Joy Behar's two cents.

01:05:37.000 I thought that was really interesting.

01:05:39.000 Her problem with the war in Ukraine, and stop saying the Ukraine, is I'm worried about my trip to Italy.

01:05:47.000 While the world watches Putin's invasion of Ukraine in terror, the views Joy Behar complains it could ruin her trip to Western Europe.

01:05:55.000 I kind of like that.

01:05:57.000 I kind of like this sort of brazen, I mean, in her case, it's ignorance, but in our case, what we're seeing is just brutal honesty. 0.99

01:06:05.000 Yeah, I don't give a fuck about Ukraine. 0.98

01:06:08.000 I would call it the West in many ways. 0.99

01:06:10.000 I would also call Taiwan the West, but I only have so much care. 0.96

01:06:15.000 And if you look at like Minneapolis after the Floyd riots, it looks exactly like Ukraine this afternoon. 0.79

01:06:24.000 So let's spend more time worrying about our nation.

01:06:28.000 I guess that, in today's vernacular, that makes you an ultra-nationalist.

01:06:33.000 Which is funny because after I did the Itoy Yamaguchi speech, he's listed in Wikipedia as an ultra-nationalist.

01:06:39.000 And from that day forward, Proud Boys and me were always called ultra-nationalists.

01:06:45.000 We'll get to Proud Boys in a second.

01:06:47.000 I thought this was funny how now that women are facing the possibility of a world war, it's not going to happen, they are realizing that their feminism and the equality could lead to being drafted and going to die for your country.

01:07:03.000 As our opening band Haymaker pointed out, you will now be the first to die along with us.

01:07:09.000 So this is Begot Memes 1-8 about how appealing the kitchen is.

01:07:13.000 World War III, men are right. 1.00

01:07:14.000 Always belong in the kitchen.

01:07:18.000 Next.

01:07:20.000 Sorry, but if World War III happens, my feminism has left the chat. 1.00

01:07:23.000 For real, I would rather stay in the kitchen, feed my family, and get cheated on. 0.99

01:07:28.000 Since World War III is starting and women can now be drafted, I will say I belong in the kitchen and men are the superior gender. 1.00

01:07:33.000 Thank you.

01:07:35.000 World War III about to pop off, so let it be known that I've never been a feminist and never asked for equal rights.

01:07:39.000 I know I belong in a kitchen.

01:07:41.000 Please don't draft me.

01:07:42.000 That's from Chris.

01:07:43.000 Diana says, World War III, sorry, I can't make it.

01:07:45.000 Women belong in the kitchen. 1.00

01:07:47.000 Then we have Anna says, if they start drafting people for World War III, I'm going to take my ass to the kitchen because that's where I, as a woman, belong. 1.00

01:07:55.000 Thank you, Anna. 0.96

01:07:56.000 Kay wants you to know that if World War III starts and they have the audacity to think of drafting women, my place is in the kitchen.

01:08:03.000 Next, Linda is a feminist. 1.00

01:08:06.000 So in occasion, World War III, she thinks women should stay in the kitchen.

01:08:10.000 It's not very funny, Linda.

01:08:11.000 You didn't. 0.98

01:08:12.000 World War III, damn, let me get back to that kitchen. 0.99

01:08:14.000 Darlia says. 0.99

01:08:15.000 Jaden wants you to know that she loves female rights. 1.00

01:08:18.000 Oh, they have to say it now because women's rights has been sullied by the definition. 1.00

01:08:23.000 Must be hard to be a young person today and have to keep up with all these retarded terms. 1.00

01:08:30.000 All right, let's jump to the boys in black and yellow.

01:08:37.000 Stand back, stand by.

01:08:43.000 Somebody's got to do something about Antifa and the left.

01:08:46.000 Antifa is an idea, not an organization.

01:08:49.000 You got it, not political.

01:08:56.000 Stand back, stand by, stand by, stand by.

01:09:00.000 Can you believe Biden said that?

01:09:02.000 It's an idea?

01:09:05.000 It's so weird when you hear juvenile rhetoric from chat rooms come out of the president of the United States, or in that case, a president-to-be. 0.54

01:09:13.000 All right, so over the weekend, this guy, Andy, walls, gay dude, married to a man.

01:09:19.000 He's a Proud Boy's vice president in Akron, I believe. 0.79

01:09:23.000 He's out at a bar, partying, getting wasted.

01:09:26.000 It's karaoke.

01:09:26.000 He sings, Proud of Your Boy.

01:09:28.000 And that pisses off some people, I guess, recognize him. 1.00

01:09:31.000 And a group starts accosting him, calling him a faggot, yelling at him. 1.00

01:09:37.000 The group is mostly black. 1.00

01:09:39.000 And he tells them to fuck off. 1.00

01:09:41.000 And then, while calling him a faggot, they beat the living shit out of him. 1.00

01:09:47.000 He's got a cut lip. 1.00

01:09:49.000 He's got a black eye.

01:09:50.000 He's pounded to smithereens.

01:09:53.000 I don't have medical proof of this, but I believe he was concussed.

01:09:57.000 He was smashed so many times.

01:09:59.000 And the story I get is he was jumped twice. 0.99

01:10:01.000 So they beat the shit out of him. 0.86

01:10:03.000 Then he's trying to get out of there. 0.97

01:10:04.000 On the way out, they also come at him again. 1.00

01:10:06.000 This is a mob of black people, predominantly, who beat the shit out of him. 1.00

01:10:10.000 So he's outside. 1.00

01:10:11.000 He's stumbling around.

01:10:12.000 He's in a blackout at this point.

01:10:14.000 He's delirious.

01:10:16.000 And these hyenas, these fans of the group, the women from the group, are coming out, mocking him, calling him white boy, laughing at him, attacking him, goading him.

01:10:26.000 And in this state of disarray, he calls one of the women an N-word and punches her.

01:10:34.000 That last three seconds is the story. 0.97

01:10:38.000 Proud Boys Leader yells racist herbs for attacking a black woman. 0.50

01:10:41.000 And so everyone sees the last three seconds of that story. 0.90

01:10:46.000 Go down.

01:10:50.000 No, no, go down to the tweet.

01:10:51.000 There's footage of it.

01:10:52.000 Yeah. 0.99

01:11:08.000 And he gets the shit beaten out of him again. 0.97

01:11:11.000 So he's facing hate crime charges, prison time. 0.99

01:11:15.000 The girl's father is talking to the media saying, I had no idea things were this bad.

01:11:18.000 Now I want to get involved politically.

01:11:21.000 Here's what I would do in that situation. 0.98

01:11:23.000 I would immediately charge the guys who beat me up with a hate crime, gay hate crime. 0.99

01:11:29.000 And I would issue a statement explaining that, yeah, that was terrible. 0.81

01:11:34.000 I don't remember that.

01:11:34.000 I was concussed.

01:11:37.000 It's a bad thing to say.

01:11:38.000 I'm sorry.

01:11:39.000 I yelled a swear word after I'd been mobbed and beaten twice and then was being mocked, ridiculed, laughed at, and goaded.

01:11:48.000 So I lost it.

01:11:50.000 Now, how many times has this happened in the hood or in other circumstances where someone yells white boy and punches a chick?

01:11:56.000 I mean, it's an hourly occurrence.

01:11:59.000 But if someone from our side sins, they take that little segment.

01:12:05.000 Same with the police.

01:12:06.000 And that becomes 100% of the story.

01:12:09.000 So my school of thought is get aggressive.

01:12:13.000 Don't hide.

01:12:14.000 The best defense is a good offense and tell the truth. 1.00

01:12:16.000 You know, when Max and John were in the fight with Antifa, Antifa said, fuck you, pig, we're not pressing charges. 0.99

01:12:22.000 And the Prowboys thought, yeah, this is done. 1.00

01:12:23.000 They should not have done that.

01:12:24.000 Max and John should have pressed charges on the Antifa who started the fight.

01:12:29.000 And that way they'd both be in a courtroom.

01:12:31.000 With Antifa being absent from the courtroom, it was up to the prosecution to invent a story about how Max and John were roaming the streets looking for people to beat up.

01:12:40.000 This is the broad.

01:12:43.000 First of all, it flew me back.

01:12:45.000 He was a big guy.

01:12:46.000 And I just put my hands up on my mouth.

01:12:49.000 And I was just trying to like, I just looked and I'm like, whoa, there's blood.

01:12:52.000 And I'm just like, 23-year-old Cameron Morgan.

01:12:54.000 Why were you getting involved, Cameron Morgan?

01:12:56.000 And a concussion.

01:12:58.000 She and her friends were out Saturday night in Highland Square when she came across a man who was calling people the N-word.

01:13:05.000 She tells me that she tried to get him to stop, but then he sucker punched her.

01:13:10.000 Tonight she tells me that she- You could tell he was like beat up. 0.99

01:13:12.000 Doesn't his lip look a little fucked up? 0.98

01:13:14.000 Yeah, oh, he's got all kinds of abrasions. 0.98

01:13:17.000 So it's possible that she didn't know what was going on and didn't realize that she was perceived as someone goading and attacking or she wasn't part of the group.

01:13:28.000 But yeah, if you get mobbed by a bunch of gays, you're allowed to use a racial epithet or an epithet, especially if you're concussed. 1.00

01:13:38.000 So he fucked up. 1.00

01:13:39.000 Sorry, someone fucked up. 1.00

01:13:41.000 But as usual, we don't find out why he fucked up. 0.99

01:13:45.000 And I hope I would never use that word in that kind of context. 1.00

01:13:49.000 But I don't know what happens after I get the shit beaten out of me twice. 1.00

01:13:52.000 Who knows what flies out of your mouth? 1.00

01:13:55.000 And you've been called the worst word you could be called.

01:13:59.000 The F word.

01:14:00.000 No. 1.00

01:14:00.000 Called him a gay guy being called faggot. 1.00

01:14:03.000 I mean, now it's off the table. 1.00

01:14:04.000 Everything's going to be a little bit of a test.

01:14:05.000 Yeah, that's a good point. 1.00

01:14:06.000 You've got a bunch of black people yelling faggot, so your first instinct as a faggot is to go and yell their F word back at them. 1.00

01:14:14.000 They literally started it. 1.00

01:14:18.000 But I guarantee you the press will shy away from this.

01:14:20.000 And once they learn that he's gay, it will likely be dropped.

01:14:23.000 I mean, David Kyriakos with the Prow Boys is Brown. 0.99

01:14:26.000 They dropped his charges because it wasn't fitting the narrative. 0.98

01:14:29.000 Gay Nazis is a tough sell. 0.95

01:14:35.000 Yeah, in that article, I'm told the Prowboys have close ties to white supremacist groups and other extremists, and violence is literally written into their rules. 0.98

01:14:46.000 The gang's highest rank, known as the fourth degree, is given only to members who commit a significant act of violence for the cause.

01:14:51.000 I've explained this to this journalist many times, but he's willfully ignorant and claims that the fourth degree is about going out and getting in trouble.

01:15:01.000 No, the fourth degree is a consolation prize if trouble finds you. 0.72

01:15:06.000 So it looks like Lawfare is the solution once again.

01:15:12.000 What's 2-2?

01:15:13.000 That guy, Zachary Petrizzo?

01:15:15.000 This was one of the guys when I was teasing Jared Holt and calling them out for their role at CPAC, which is just to be snitches.

01:15:24.000 That's why they're there.

01:15:25.000 Which really pisses me off, by the way.

01:15:27.000 That's one of my biggest pet peeves.

01:15:28.000 I don't mind being criticized, but when someone wants to prevent you from listening to something, or in the case of Proud Boys, when they beat up that dude, because I thought he was a Fed or a spy, the idea that someone would be persecuted for just drinking beers with their friends drives me nuts.

01:15:48.000 You know what I mean?

01:15:48.000 That makes me more angry than getting into a fight at a rally.

01:15:52.000 You're at a rally for something, you know, kind of controversial, like defend Nick Fuentez or something.

01:16:00.000 I'd understand getting in a fight there.

01:16:02.000 But when someone starts meddling with your life and all you want to do is hang with your friends and drink a beer, that makes me way crazier because I find that much more egregious.

01:16:12.000 You follow me?

01:16:14.000 Being persecuted for hanging around is catastrophic.

01:16:20.000 That's apocalyptic.

01:16:23.000 Being persecuted for doing something controversial, at least there's an argument there.

01:16:28.000 My attorneys just filed a $15 million lawsuit against liberal website The Daily Dot, their parent company, and blogger Zachary Patrizzo for publishing false statements on my involvement on January 6th, including a falsified headline calling me a riot organizer.

01:16:42.000 Fantastic news.

01:16:44.000 By the way, Zachary, when I was laughing at Will Summer and Jared Holt, I go, look who it is.

01:16:49.000 It's the Tattletale journalists.

01:16:51.000 They're here to fight the good fight at CPAC.

01:16:54.000 Zach, who has legs like this, stood in front of them, in between me and them.

01:17:02.000 Like, oh yeah, you're going to have to get through me first.

01:17:06.000 So I just started laughing hysterically.

01:17:08.000 I'm like, you're their bodyguard?

01:17:09.000 Pencil legs?

01:17:11.000 This is the guy that got fired for calling Laura Loomer a fraud.

01:17:15.000 He used to work, these people are anyone's dog for a bone.

01:17:18.000 Like, you look up their past work.

01:17:20.000 Christopher Matthias was a sex columnist because that was the only work at the time. 0.99

01:17:25.000 Wrote about how to fuck. 0.99

01:17:27.000 And now he's a tattletale journalist. 1.00

01:17:29.000 And this guy worked for a pro-life website.

01:17:31.000 I guarantee you, he's not pro-life.

01:17:34.000 I mean, it's possible, but no. 0.99

01:17:38.000 Look at these clowns. 0.98

01:17:42.000 So, yeah. 0.98

01:17:47.000 Okay.

01:17:49.000 And then finally, let's just go to 2-4.

01:17:51.000 This is a woman who was caught shoplifting, right? 0.80

01:17:54.000 She's clearly a criminal. 1.00

01:17:55.000 The Asian store owners are trying to prevent her from stealing stuff. 0.85

01:18:00.000 And the narrative from her fellow black dude, which is the same perspective that liberals have, which is why this story with Andy for that sin he committed for five seconds, that's why this is on blast, shows you the dichotomy between the two groups. 0.96

01:18:16.000 So Andy Wallace does something horrific for five seconds that he barely remembers because he just got the shit beaten out of him, and it becomes 100% of the story. 0.96

01:18:23.000 Conversely, when the left does something wrong, it's irrelevant. 0.94

01:18:29.000 Now, this obviously isn't as bad as punching someone in the face and saying a racial epithet, but just note the culture here in 2-4.

01:18:38.000 Black Lives Matter.

01:18:39.000 Don't do that to her.

01:18:40.000 Don't do that to her.

01:18:42.000 Her Black Lives Matter. 0.97

01:18:43.000 No, no, stop.

01:18:44.000 Don't fight her.

01:18:45.000 No.

01:18:46.000 You being recorded.

01:18:47.000 Don't do that to her.

01:18:48.000 No.

01:18:49.000 Give her her stuff. 1.00

01:18:50.000 Y'all, don't do that to her. 0.50

01:18:51.000 Give her her stuff. 1.00

01:18:52.000 She paid for that.

01:18:54.000 She paid for that.

01:19:00.000 That guy doesn't want to get killed. 1.00

01:19:03.000 Come out, bitch. 1.00

01:19:04.000 Come on. 1.00

01:19:04.000 You can make it. 1.00

01:19:05.000 No, you can't. 1.00

01:19:06.000 Come on, bitch. 1.00

01:19:07.000 You can make it. 1.00

01:19:09.000 He knows she's guilty. 0.97

01:19:10.000 This was something Colin Flaherty talked about before he died, is juror bias, where a lot of black jurors are seeing a criminal on the stand and going, I'm getting him out, and fucking up the whole jury process just for tribal affiliation. 0.96

01:19:24.000 And it's a major problem in the justice system. 0.78

01:19:27.000 I would say the opposite problem is true with white people, where half of them, the liberals, want to see people like Andy suffer without looking up the truth. 1.00

01:19:41.000 Come on, bitch. 1.00

01:19:42.000 Both cases of bias. 1.00

01:19:44.000 Oh, now she's stuck. 1.00

01:19:46.000 Damn. 1.00

01:19:47.000 They got you, bitch. 1.00

01:19:51.000 Give me your mom's number. 1.00

01:19:52.000 What's her number?

01:19:53.000 You want me to call somebody?

01:19:55.000 Don't do that to her ankle.

01:19:57.000 Her ankle is going to break.

01:19:59.000 No.

01:20:00.000 Her ankle is going to break.

01:20:01.000 They breaking her ankle.

01:20:03.000 Oh, my God.

01:20:04.000 He kicking her. 1.00

01:20:06.000 That's fucked up. 1.00

01:20:08.000 Her toe fucking broke. 1.00

01:20:10.000 Toe fucking broke. 1.00

01:20:12.000 I mean, it's all a game thing. 1.00

01:20:14.000 He'll scuffed her shit up. 1.00

01:20:16.000 Her pool was stuffed up. 1.00

01:20:17.000 That's fucked up. 1.00

01:20:19.000 See, that's the problem with the whole narrative, too, of like, we built this country with slavery and we've, you know, everything we got is stolen and black people are, you know, victims. 1.00

01:20:32.000 That when you see stuff like this, you go, well, we have to even it out.

01:20:39.000 Sis, sis, I told you.

01:20:43.000 I got her on video.

01:20:44.000 I got you, sis. 1.00

01:20:46.000 Bitch, call Johnny Cofferin. 1.00

01:20:48.000 They jumping her. 1.00

01:20:52.000 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:20:57.000 That's fucked up. 1.00

01:20:59.000 Sis, I got you. 1.00

01:21:01.000 All right, that's enough.

01:21:02.000 All right, let's jump to the mailbag. 1.00

01:21:05.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad. 0.99

01:21:10.000 Let's turn our eyes to Gavin's mailbag. 1.00

01:21:16.000 Let me touch it.

01:21:20.000 This guy says, this is a final video if I've ever seen one.

01:21:25.000 Well, we're not playing it as a final video.

01:21:27.000 We already got a final video.

01:21:29.000 It's true.

01:21:30.000 But let's see what this guy's got.

01:21:37.000 Oh, yes.

01:21:37.000 Okay.

01:21:38.000 World. 0.97

01:21:39.000 Let's hope this isn't kiddie porn. 1.00

01:21:46.000 A true fighter ain't scared of shits. 0.99

01:21:50.000 So true. 0.99

01:22:03.000 This is bumble. 1.00

01:22:05.000 This is a boring, stupid fight so far. 1.00

01:22:11.000 Hey, big man, you ass out. 1.00

01:22:14.000 Hold on. 1.00

01:22:14.000 Hey, y'all start up. 1.00

01:22:18.000 Is this considered a good fight?

01:22:20.000 We're part of the world.

01:22:23.000 Hold on.

01:22:26.000 I tell y'all so. 0.79

01:22:27.000 Out of butts. 0.91

01:22:28.000 It's better get good. 0.83

01:22:30.000 How far along are we?

01:22:32.000 Halfway.

01:22:32.000 Oh, my stars.

01:22:34.000 Oh, but there's poop. 0.99

01:22:35.000 He shitted. 1.00

01:22:37.000 That nigga shitted himself. 1.00

01:22:39.000 Not really a good final video. 1.00

01:22:41.000 I'm glad we didn't use it as such.

01:22:43.000 Compound censored E40108.

01:22:45.000 I know Gavin has a thing against video drops of himself, but I feel like there's a good one here.

01:22:48.000 Gavin has his own.

01:22:49.000 So now we're supposed to dig this up and find the thing.

01:22:51.000 No, thank you.

01:22:53.000 Gavin, on your last compound-censored, Anthony presented a conundrum on the subject of rating someone at 10.

01:22:58.000 He said something like, if you rate five women as 10s and then had them all in a room, they had me scratching my head.

01:23:04.000 Sorry, he said something like, if you rate five women as 10s and then had them all in a room, there would still be one that you find more attractive than the others.

01:23:11.000 This had me scratching my head, but I think I came up with a solution.

01:23:13.000 If you rate a woman at 10, it means that there's absolutely nothing you would want to change about her. 0.78

01:23:16.000 Yeah.

01:23:17.000 And also, Anthony, in the room with those five women, I would still see them all as equally beautiful, but in very different ways. 0.93

01:23:25.000 That's so fucking funny. 0.91

01:23:27.000 So true. 0.96

01:23:28.000 Like, I like that song, Only You, by Yaz, which Janelle Monet ripped off.

01:23:35.000 But I also like Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin.

01:23:38.000 Is one of them better than the other?

01:23:40.000 They're very different.

01:23:41.000 I have three children that are very, very, they could not be more different, these three kids.

01:23:46.000 I said to my daughter the other day, she's 15, and I go, I have all these CDs from storage.

01:23:52.000 I can't throw them out, but I can't keep them.

01:23:54.000 I don't know what to do.

01:23:55.000 So before you go today, let's go through my CDs.

01:23:58.000 Then my nine-year-old boy who's eating pancakes goes, CD's nuts.

01:24:07.000 Anyway, it's great being a dad.

01:24:09.000 But I love them all equally.

01:24:11.000 They're all tens to me.

01:24:13.000 That's a bad analogy.

01:24:14.000 Sounds sexual, but you know what I mean?

01:24:16.000 They're all perfect to me.

01:24:18.000 The why of things.

01:24:20.000 If you rate a woman to 10, it means that there's absolutely nothing you would want to do to change her. 0.95

01:24:23.000 So within that level of perfection, there's still looks and tastes.

01:24:26.000 You might personally choose one or the other.

01:24:27.000 But a 10 is literally a perfect work of God, and there's nothing you would modify given the chance.

01:24:32.000 Good one.

01:24:34.000 I've noticed you've been correct.

01:24:35.000 I'm reading your points lately.

01:24:37.000 Recently, you said Omicron was God's vaccine.

01:24:40.000 Bill Gates admitted this at the Munich Security Conference without mentioning God.

01:24:44.000 Of course, he didn't mention God.

01:24:46.000 Done a better job of getting out to the world population than we have with vaccines.

01:24:52.000 If you do surveys in African countries, you get well over 80% of people have been exposed either to the vaccine or to various variants.

01:25:05.000 And so, you know, what that does is it means the chance of severe disease, which is mainly associated with being elderly and having obesity or diabetes, those risks are now dramatically reduced because of that infection exposure.

01:25:23.000 And it's sad we didn't do a great job.

01:25:28.000 This guy, V, just call it Vin, he says, I've been following Perry on Twitter and it's funny. 0.94

01:25:36.000 However, every now and then I feel guilty for laughing at a retarded Jehovah's Witness. 1.00

01:25:40.000 Kind of feel bad that people have been ragging this poor guy for 30 years. 0.95

01:25:43.000 And he was in a severe car accident.

01:25:46.000 So are we making fun of a mental patient?

01:25:48.000 This is considered the Achilles heel of the Perry Project.

01:25:53.000 And I brought this up with Mr. Jimmy Kimmel himself. 1.00

01:25:57.000 But I want you to know that this asshole is genetically a dick. 1.00

01:26:03.000 His cousins are all the same fuckheads. 1.00

01:26:07.000 His dad's the same. 1.00

01:26:08.000 Everyone around him is the same.

01:26:10.000 So if his brothers and cousins were normal and he was this, you know, temper tantrum retard, then it would be kind of weird, especially with the car accident. 0.99

01:26:19.000 But no.

01:26:20.000 Perry comes from a stock where they are all like that. 0.88

01:26:24.000 He's also malicious. 1.00

01:26:26.000 He's a racist, homophobic. 1.00

01:26:29.000 Homosexual. 1.00

01:26:30.000 I don't think he's gay. 1.00

01:26:32.000 I believe he sucked off a producer. 1.00

01:26:34.000 He did. 0.99

01:26:35.000 Yes.

01:26:35.000 Oh, my God.

01:26:36.000 Have I been away from the Perry Project so long, I forgot the producer's name?

01:26:39.000 His lore.

01:26:40.000 What's his name again?

01:26:42.000 Randy Callahan.

01:26:46.000 So you can make fun of him with Reichland Spanner.

01:26:48.000 And remember, not unlike Joe Tonelli, who is the Northeast's Perry Caravello, you could be drowning.

01:26:56.000 And someone says, here's $50 to let him down.

01:26:58.000 He goes, okay, thanks, and walk away.

01:27:01.000 He is amoral.

01:27:02.000 And Putin loves him.

01:27:04.000 So that's why we have to do this.

01:27:20.000 And the practice of planning and speaking.

01:27:51.000 That guy's face is great.

01:27:53.000 She's like, I don't know why Putin's talking about this, but I'm on board.

01:27:57.000 I think I learned something.

01:27:59.000 So that's important.

01:28:01.000 And then we have an email called You Had One Job that is to me far worse than the carnage we see going on in Ukraine.

01:28:13.000 And it's called The Death of the English Language.

01:28:20.000 Oh my God.

01:28:23.000 Look at this.

01:28:25.000 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.

01:28:31.000 At least eight visible products where the dollar sign is on the wrong side of the number.

01:28:37.000 I mean, guys. 0.99

01:28:40.000 What the fuck? 0.99

01:28:43.000 It makes me want to scream, so I'm going to scream as we introduce the final video. 1.00

01:29:06.000 So, Ryan, this particular final video is actually in the mailbag, and it's called Shit Sprinkle. 0.53

01:29:13.000 And it is a gentleman looking at the manufacturer of a tiny, tiny pot, narrating it in his own inimitable way. 0.94

01:29:23.000 And it's got the sprinkles.

01:29:25.000 You know, sometimes you baby monsters tell me you're bringing the sprinkles and it rarely happens.

01:29:30.000 But this time I'm going to say, yes, you have nailed it. 0.96

01:29:35.000 Drop the poop on the spinner and erect that caucus. 0.67

01:29:38.000 It might take a second, try to get it hard. 1.00

01:29:40.000 Look at that penis. 1.00

01:29:40.000 Good form on the circumcision. 1.00

01:29:42.000 Toothpick in the pee hole.

01:29:44.000 And use the metal one to find that G spot.

01:29:46.000 Next step is your favorite.

01:29:47.000 Smoke the pot.

01:29:48.000 That's a cannabis reference.

01:29:49.000 We do it all here. 1.00

01:29:50.000 Clean that shit off the sides. 1.00

01:29:52.000 And that bang bleeding piece. 0.99

01:29:54.000 Shout out to my slime. 0.56

01:29:56.000 Drop the. 0.89

01:29:59.000 I'm a little too old for that kind of humor, but I can barely cling on.

01:30:03.000 So yeah, that was our weekend at AFPAC.

01:30:06.000 Fun Times.

01:30:07.000 That's probably a better name for the show.

01:30:08.000 And our documentary about the horrific hate we experienced there will be out hopefully within the next 24 hours.

01:30:16.000 And in the meantime, get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - February 28, 2022

S4E92 - LET THE DOGS YAP

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