Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E96 - FUCK YOU... I HATE YOU

00:00:45.000 got to say, ain't gonna play some sit down.

00:01:00.000 They're stabbing our brothers and our sisters in the back.

00:01:03.000 They are stabbing our brothers and our sisters in the back.

00:01:06.000 That was from 1985.

00:01:08.000 Artists United didn't carry a tune to save their lives.

00:01:12.000 Against apartheid 35 years ago.

00:01:15.000 Today, they released that song.

00:01:18.000 And apartheid was released from the world about 10 years later. 0.59

00:01:24.000 They stopped it.

00:01:25.000 A lot of people say that it was a race-based policy.

00:01:28.000 And I think that's misleading.

00:01:30.000 It was a Boer-based policy. 0.79

00:01:34.000 It was based.

00:01:36.000 And the premise was, this is a Boer territory. 0.99

00:01:39.000 It was nothing but tumbleweeds when we got here.

00:01:42.000 We built it up.

00:01:43.000 We made something.

00:01:43.000 We worked with the Zulus.

00:01:45.000 We worked against the Zulus. 1.00

00:01:46.000 The Zulus killed us. 1.00

00:01:47.000 We spoke Zulu.

00:01:48.000 You know, the first Bota, the first few leaders of South Africa spoke Zulu.

00:01:53.000 They worked with them.

00:01:54.000 They respected them and they negotiated deals and eventually ended up with all the land.

00:01:58.000 They said, okay, this is our land now.

00:02:00.000 Not whites. 1.00

00:02:01.000 They called them whites because that was the quickest way to say Boers.

00:02:04.000 But it's not like it was open to the Spanish and the Italians and the Germans and the Brits.

00:02:09.000 The Boers hated the British. 0.80

00:02:11.000 The British massacred them in 1800 and didn't just like fight fair.

00:02:16.000 They murdered their women and children, burned their homes to the ground.

00:02:19.000 It was a brutal genocide is what it was.

00:02:24.000 And the English ran South Africa after that war.

00:02:28.000 So the Boers took it back and they established a Boers-only territory in 1948. 0.91

00:02:34.000 And it was seen as racist because among the people that were not allowed in were blacks.

00:02:40.000 But I'd see it as more like a Hasidic Jewish community like Curious Joel or an Amish community.

00:02:46.000 You can't go move in with the Amish. 1.00

00:02:48.000 You can't go hang out there.

00:02:49.000 That's for them only.

00:02:51.000 Now, is that white?

00:02:53.000 Amish or white? 0.73

00:02:55.000 But the reason I bring all this up is something very exciting happened.

00:03:00.000 That was Steve Van Zandt who put that song together.

00:03:03.000 Syl from Sopranos.

00:03:06.000 This guy.

00:03:07.000 The guy's always, he's so sexy in everything he does.

00:03:10.000 Even in this video, he's like, ooh, apartheid is bad.

00:03:14.000 I'm going to fuck you. 1.00

00:03:16.000 Or remember when we thought that that Bruce Springsteen song says, making love like a pool boy?

00:03:22.000 And his glory days face.

00:03:23.000 In his glory.

00:03:25.000 In his eyes.

00:03:26.000 He's gay eyes. 0.99

00:03:27.000 See if you can pull that up.

00:03:28.000 He's so sexy.

00:03:29.000 Dude, you're bald.

00:03:31.000 You have a gypsy rag on your head to hide that you're bald. 1.00

00:03:35.000 We all know it.

00:03:36.000 Like, these Tim Pool, the Edge from U2, the drummer of Red Hot Chili Peppers with his funky hats.

00:03:44.000 Do you think we're retarded?

00:03:45.000 We know you're bald.

00:03:47.000 We don't care, by the way.

00:03:48.000 Go be bald.

00:03:50.000 When I was a kid in the 70s, bald was a thing.

00:03:53.000 It was fine.

00:03:54.000 Gavin McLeod was a great, normal, bald guy.

00:03:59.000 Look at him.

00:04:00.000 Ooh, where.

00:04:01.000 We've already done a whole thing on this.

00:04:03.000 And I apologize, by the way, for thinking he said, making love like a pool boy.

00:04:07.000 It's not what he says.

00:04:10.000 I think he says, like a fool, boy.

00:04:15.000 So anyway, very exciting.

00:04:20.000 Because something happened.

00:04:21.000 Oh, that doesn't look good.

00:04:22.000 You see the backs of the buttons.

00:04:25.000 So something has happened in South Africa since that time.

00:04:29.000 Part-time, yeah, bad.

00:04:32.000 Okay, I'll say it.

00:04:33.000 It's gravely misunderstood.

00:04:35.000 People don't understand the history of South Africa and how isolationist the Boers are. 1.00

00:04:40.000 But okay, bad thing.

00:04:41.000 Anything that is race-based as a policy is bad.

00:04:45.000 That's an integral part of American culture, right?

00:04:48.000 No identity politics.

00:04:49.000 The left is trying to swing us back there, but it's who we are.

00:04:52.000 If you think the West is the best, you're in, right?

00:04:55.000 That's our values.

00:04:58.000 But the pendulum has swung so far the other way, we now have apartheid again in reverse.

00:05:04.000 Now it is legal doctrine that whites cannot be hired above blacks.

00:05:10.000 Whites are second-class citizens, and there are hundreds of what they call squatter camps. 1.00

00:05:17.000 The South African media and the liberal media of America is in total and utter denial of this.

00:05:22.000 But it is race-based policy.

00:05:25.000 Whites are considered human garbage down there.

00:05:28.000 They are being picked off like tin cans at a BB gun contest.

00:05:35.000 And these camps where these squatters live, they're starving to death.

00:05:38.000 They are literally running out of food.

00:05:41.000 And it's been totally ignored, denied by the media.

00:05:46.000 And this is white genocide.

00:05:48.000 It's bizarre.

00:05:50.000 Not only are there squatter camps and whites forced into poverty, but they are being hunted and killed, the white farmers. 0.99

00:05:58.000 We saw this happen in Rhodesia.

00:05:59.000 Rhodesia used to be the breadbasket of Africa, generating all of the food for everyone. 0.68

00:06:07.000 Then they decided you stole this land.

00:06:09.000 I don't really know much about the history of Rhodesia.

00:06:11.000 I assume it's similar to South Africa.

00:06:13.000 And they were brutally massacred.

00:06:18.000 The argument that the left and the tribe...

00:06:22.000 South Africa is tribalist.

00:06:23.000 It's not black versus white.

00:06:24.000 It's like eight tribes.

00:06:25.000 Most of them are communist against the other, four tribes against four tribes, And one of those tribes is white. 0.93

00:06:32.000 But anyway, they decided that the whites and Rhodesia stole the land. 0.96

00:06:37.000 They murdered the farmers.

00:06:38.000 And they didn't just like shoot them and take their land.

00:06:42.000 It was macabre what they did.

00:06:44.000 They would boil children alive.

00:06:47.000 Now, how do you boil a child alive?

00:06:49.000 It's hard to get a, he's 10 years old.

00:06:50.000 It's hard to get a container that big.

00:06:53.000 This is hard to even talk about.

00:06:54.000 But they would put the child in a large sort of calendar, sort of like a tub.

00:07:00.000 Then they would go boil water on the stove and pour it on him.

00:07:03.000 Pour him and scald him to death in front of the parents who were tied up.

00:07:09.000 Often they would rape and murder all of the children and the wife and leave the father alive.

00:07:15.000 So he would later kill himself from grief.

00:07:19.000 So the argument from the left and the evil tribes of South Africa say, no, no, no, crime is much worse in the city.

00:07:26.000 There's only a few farmers that are killed.

00:07:29.000 Okay, interesting logic.

00:07:30.000 I guess, yeah, there's more people in the city, so there's more crime.

00:07:34.000 But what they neglect to mention is the sheer sadism of the attacks on the farmers.

00:07:43.000 They have their skin peeled off.

00:07:45.000 They're slowly beaten to death.

00:07:47.000 Old ladies pounded and pounded and pounded. 0.99

00:07:51.000 And they openly talk about shoot the ball.

00:07:54.000 Shoot to kill.

00:07:55.000 The leader of the EFF, Julian Malima.

00:07:59.000 Economic freedom fighters, they're called.

00:08:01.000 What the fuck?

00:08:01.000 They just want to take your money.

00:08:03.000 They're liberating you from your money.

00:08:04.000 That's what they do.

00:08:05.000 And your land.

00:08:06.000 And he openly talks about murdering whites.

00:08:09.000 The president is also an advocate.

00:08:12.000 Cyril Ramafusa is openly supporting this.

00:08:18.000 And they're catching these guys who are attacking these farmers.

00:08:23.000 They have ID cards, ANC ID cards or government ID cards.

00:08:28.000 Meaning they're soldiers.

00:08:29.000 And this is a war.

00:08:30.000 And it's not murder.

00:08:31.000 It's just killing the enemy.

00:08:35.000 And they also, you see footage of them.

00:08:37.000 Lauren Southern did a good documentary about this where, and so did Katie Hopkins. 0.94

00:08:41.000 Where you see them with these cell phone blockers.

00:08:45.000 They have these cell phone blockers in their...

00:08:47.000 Those are very hard to get.

00:08:48.000 And the government has tons of them.

00:08:50.000 The government is supplying these sadistic murderers with the tools to carry out their, so it's government-sanctioned murder.

00:08:57.000 Government-sanctioned.

00:08:58.000 So this is far worse than apartheid.

00:09:02.000 The pendulum has not just swung the other way, it's almost broken right off its hinges and gone flying across the room.

00:09:11.000 And the laws about guns are very, very strict.

00:09:14.000 And that should tell you everything you need to know about gun control.

00:09:19.000 Whites are prevented from being armed. 0.98

00:09:21.000 So all the guns that these farmers have are illegal.

00:09:23.000 They've set up their own networks.

00:09:25.000 They call each other and check on each other every day.

00:09:30.000 They have cameras on each other's property to monitor the land.

00:09:35.000 It's a brutal civil war that America has totally closed its eyes to because it's cool to sing songs when blacks are in trouble, but it's not cool to sing songs when whites are in trouble.

00:09:48.000 Until today.

00:09:50.000 That's right, folks.

00:09:52.000 Steve Van Zandt has reassembled the entire Artists United Against Apartheid.

00:10:01.000 He's reassembled them, and he's re-recorded the song.

00:10:07.000 That is exciting for me.

00:10:09.000 Is that not exciting?

00:10:11.000 It is.

00:10:12.000 So, we are going to debut this new song, which is called Sun City, same name, same everything.

00:10:21.000 But this time around, in 2002, this song is about the evil racism against the Watts.

00:10:30.000 I hope it is not poo-poo. 1.00

00:10:33.000 You might be saying, what gives you the rat to record a song about the Wats? 0.86

00:10:40.000 What gives me the rat is justice.

00:10:43.000 So, without further ado to do, let's debut this new hit song, Sun City, starring me.

00:11:33.000 We don't like what's going on.

00:12:12.000 What's not good for the killing of white people? 0.99

00:12:16.000 I gotta get a killer. 0.59

00:12:20.000 Relocation is not happening.

00:12:24.000 Doesn't want it no more.

00:12:28.000 We got the numbers.

00:13:19.000 Ain't gonna play some city.

00:13:22.000 Don't wanna play, don't wanna play.

00:13:43.000 Two truths, Bonnie Rait.

00:13:45.000 That's you.

00:13:48.000 Freedom for whites. 0.98

00:13:49.000 Look around the world, baby.

00:13:51.000 It cannot be denied.

00:13:53.000 Look around the world.

00:13:55.000 Oh, it's on the wrong side.

00:14:00.000 That's Junior.

00:14:18.000 I wish they would like mine.

00:14:26.000 I wish this is a time.

00:14:31.000 Bye, boo, Duswana is far away. 1.00

00:14:35.000 No, it's in South Africa.

00:14:37.000 No matter where they say.

00:14:38.000 No matter what they say.

00:14:40.000 Find me, I don't care what you think.

00:14:43.000 Don't ask me, Sunset Reed.

00:14:45.000 Cause I ain't gonna care.

00:14:47.000 I gotta say hi.

00:14:51.000 Ain't gonna play Sun Sit down.

00:14:55.000 Bob is D. Ain't gonna play Sunset Dead.

00:15:01.000 Lou Reed, everyone is back.

00:15:04.000 How did they get Lou Reed?

00:15:05.000 He's dead.

00:15:06.000 I guess it's CGI.

00:15:11.000 Midnight Oil, dude.

00:15:13.000 He's back.

00:15:14.000 Isn't it cool to see all these artists black and white unite?

00:15:17.000 Bottom! 0.98

00:15:21.000 All of these artists getting together to fight against racism again.

00:15:26.000 And if the pendulum goes the other way, we'll all be back again.

00:15:30.000 Because this is wrong.

00:15:32.000 And everyone recognizes that.

00:15:35.000 Even famous celebrity rock stars.

00:15:38.000 Thank you guys.

00:15:39.000 There's Reynolds Garr.

00:15:42.000 Fighting for the rights of white South Africans to be fighting for white farmers. 0.72

00:15:48.000 Look at that guy with his little tongo drum.

00:15:50.000 Fucking bongos slapping away. 1.00

00:15:52.000 The fat boys are there.

00:15:55.000 Look at all these artists.

00:15:57.000 Peter Gabriel.

00:15:59.000 Some chick. 1.00

00:16:04.000 Keep forgetting the sit.

00:16:06.000 Ain't gonna play some sit there.

00:16:22.000 Na-na-na-ga. 0.98

00:16:24.000 Yeah.

00:16:26.000 Yeah.

00:16:27.000 Yeah.

00:16:28.000 We were attacked.

00:16:30.000 I was shot through the back and my wife.

00:16:36.000 Unfortunately, she was killed.

00:16:39.000 To them, they killed the man to us.

00:16:42.000 They took everything.

00:16:44.000 He was the father of my children.

00:16:46.000 He never got to meet his uncle.

00:17:44.000 Shift.

00:17:48.000 Shift.

00:17:50.000 Feeling.

00:17:52.000 Christophe.

00:17:53.000 The family.

00:18:13.000 It's inconceivable that anyone would be doing anything for the whites of South Africa because white people aren't cool and ethnic cleansing, which is what is going on in South Africa today. 0.99

00:18:31.000 And I see the enthusiasm from those artists for the blacks of South Africa.

00:18:38.000 And I think, fuck you.

00:18:45.000 Oh, there he is.

00:18:46.000 Julian.

00:18:48.000 I thought this was a good song, but the images were incorrect.

00:18:54.000 The images we just showed in the video?

00:18:56.000 CGI.

00:18:58.000 No, those are all well documented.

00:19:00.000 I mean, you can look up the farmers by individual name and see all of the horrific, unimaginably sadistic stories.

00:19:09.000 Maybe they sleeped in it.

00:19:12.000 You don't have your face cut off when you slip and fall.

00:19:16.000 You're not dismembered.

00:19:17.000 Depends what type of flow you have.

00:19:19.000 They nailed an old lady's feet to the ground and raped her. 1.00

00:19:23.000 It's a gardening accident.

00:19:25.000 In the house?

00:19:27.000 Yes.

00:19:32.000 you just see a random shot with a hunter's photo.

00:19:34.000 He was describing his son's death.

00:19:36.000 His son was murdered in front of him.

00:19:40.000 Kind of a heavy way to start the show, folks.

00:19:43.000 Yes.

00:19:43.000 Let's lighten things up here.

00:19:45.000 Well, I guess we're done with discussing racism for today.

00:19:49.000 We'll start the show.

00:19:52.000 Well, no, we're not starting the show.

00:19:54.000 Goodbye, Trump.

00:19:55.000 I still want to do the light stuff.

00:19:57.000 True.

00:19:57.000 I need a palate cleanser.

00:19:58.000 I feel a little...

00:20:00.000 I feel angry.

00:20:02.000 I feel angry.

00:20:05.000 Because the relentless pandering from the left towards the allegedly oppressed minorities is just never ending.

00:20:16.000 And it's been going on for a while.

00:20:18.000 They loved apartheid, in a sense, because it had clear white villains. 0.82

00:20:23.000 And now that the victims are white.

00:20:25.000 You know, Trevor Noah, when he first started doing the daily show, he would joke about Africa.

00:20:30.000 And there's plenty of laughs there.

00:20:32.000 I mean, Mugabe, the head of Zimbabwe, post-Rhodesia Zimbabwe, he gave the whole country to his secretary because she was good at blowjobs.

00:20:40.000 For his dinner, for his 90th birthday party, he had like 400-year-old turtle.

00:20:46.000 He had lion.

00:20:47.000 He had all of these endangered species, leopards, pumas, all laid out on the table for him.

00:20:53.000 Not because they're yummy.

00:20:55.000 I'm guessing lion meat is not good.

00:20:58.000 Was that Trevor Noah with Julian Malima?

00:21:02.000 Yes.

00:21:03.000 Wow.

00:21:05.000 Wow.

00:21:06.000 Interesting, huh?

00:21:07.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:21:11.000 Imagine there was a song.

00:21:13.000 At no time during apartheid were politicians singing shoot the black, shoot to kill, with hundreds of white people dancing. 0.53

00:21:23.000 I don't know if he, I think maybe he said something negative towards Julius Malima and Malima was like, he does not know me.

00:21:31.000 So I don't know if they got along forever.

00:21:33.000 But he likes, now Trevor Noah just got in trouble recently for liking Trump.

00:21:37.000 Yeah.

00:21:38.000 He said, I think he was trying to make Trump look like a psycho shithead.

00:21:43.000 And he said, back when Trump was president, I don't know why I'm making that.

00:21:50.000 When Trump was president, he had some, like, he would pick up the call no matter what.

00:21:55.000 Yeah, he's got this doodly dooty-dooty doo voice.

00:21:59.000 You better believe that he was hot fire.

00:22:02.000 Oh, he's always talking.

00:22:03.000 He's so unqualified.

00:22:06.000 You know who you should get mad at when you see Trevor Noah?

00:22:08.000 Broads.

00:22:10.000 Women were running Comedy Central. 1.00

00:22:13.000 They said, we want an international voice to replace John Goldberg Finkelstein, what his name was, Jon Stewart.

00:22:22.000 And Lipschwitz, I think Jon Stewart's real name is.

00:22:25.000 And so they just said, who are the top international comedians?

00:22:28.000 And they go, there aren't any, really.

00:22:30.000 Comedy is mostly American.

00:22:31.000 Stand-up is American thing.

00:22:33.000 There's some good Brits.

00:22:34.000 Yeah, but they're white.

00:22:36.000 Who's the top?

00:22:37.000 Okay, there's this loser named Trevor Noah.

00:22:41.000 He's done like, I think, one comedy special at best.

00:22:46.000 Put him at the front.

00:22:48.000 So affirmative action.

00:22:50.000 And everything woke turns to shit.

00:22:51.000 He's the least funny guy ever.

00:22:52.000 But even a clock is right twice a day.

00:22:56.000 And he said, Trump, I think he was trying to be insulting, but he said, Trump is so psychotic and cruel and unhinged that all the world leaders were scared of him.

00:23:06.000 Is that supposed to be an insult?

00:23:07.000 Yeah, good.

00:23:09.000 We're going for that.

00:23:10.000 You don't rule with the spoken word.

00:23:13.000 You rule with force.

00:23:15.000 And America rules the world.

00:23:17.000 Sorry.

00:23:19.000 So the way you dominate the world as the world's leading power is to scare the shit out of people.

00:23:26.000 Have you got the clip?

00:23:28.000 I'm looking on...

00:23:29.000 I couldn't find it on YouTube.

00:23:31.000 Trevor Noah, Donald Trump.

00:23:33.000 But it's on Pesobic's timeline.

00:23:35.000 But that's exactly what I thought when we went to war with Russia.

00:23:40.000 I thought, never happened in the States.

00:23:42.000 No, never happened under Trump.

00:23:45.000 And yeah, Putin was probably scared of him.

00:23:48.000 And I don't think it was a respectful scare, like, I don't want to hurt Trump's feelings.

00:23:54.000 I think it was, Trump is psychotic.

00:23:56.000 He's totally unpredictable.

00:23:58.000 He's a wild card.

00:23:59.000 And I'm scared he'll just blow up Moscow for no reason and maybe even risk a world war. 0.70

00:24:03.000 Yeah.

00:24:05.000 That's why we like him.

00:24:07.000 Like my favorite trick, I tell liberals, I say, I don't like the guy.

00:24:12.000 I don't want him over for dinner.

00:24:13.000 I like his policies.

00:24:14.000 I hate him.

00:24:15.000 I hate his mean tweets.

00:24:16.000 I hate his typos.

00:24:18.000 I think he's a fucking asshole.

00:24:20.000 But I want him as a world leader.

00:24:22.000 Now that's a lie.

00:24:23.000 I know I say you should never lie.

00:24:25.000 You can lie to liberals.

00:24:26.000 All is fair in love and war.

00:24:28.000 And I'm lying to liberals when I said I'd fucking kill my firstborn to get, to have Trump over for dinner.

00:24:35.000 Just kidding, honey.

00:24:36.000 I would never kill you.

00:24:40.000 I love the guy.

00:24:41.000 But you have to brainwash liberals because they're retarded. 1.00

00:24:43.000 And it's like deprogramming a Scientologist.

00:24:45.000 So you have to say, look, I hate the guy, but he's a good world leader.

00:24:49.000 And then they go, oh, good.

00:24:50.000 It's strange how much more, what's the word, amicable, they become when they find out you don't worship him.

00:25:00.000 Fuck you.

00:25:05.000 Oh, yeah.

00:25:06.000 Trevor Noah was mocking Biden because Saudi Arabia won't pick up the phone.

00:25:12.000 Because he wants the Arabs to produce more oil. 0.95

00:25:16.000 And as Ezra Levant says, why are we bending over backwards for homophobic sexist oil from corrupt shitheads when we have our own?

00:25:29.000 We should have ethical oil.

00:25:30.000 That's, again, he's speaking in liberal terms.

00:25:34.000 There is no denying that Saudi Arabia isn't playing ball with Joe Biden.

00:25:37.000 And you know what?

00:25:38.000 You can say what you want, but this would have never happened to Donald Trump.

00:25:44.000 Never.

00:25:46.000 No one was ever ignoring Donald Trump's calls.

00:25:49.000 Yeah, because if you ignored Donald Trump's calls, you didn't know how he would respond.

00:25:53.000 Maybe he'd send an angry tweet, or maybe he'd just like ban your country from everything.

00:25:58.000 You don't know.

00:25:59.000 That's why I bet in these situations, Biden actually wishes that he could hire Trump to step in as president wildcard.

00:26:05.000 You know, just keep everyone on their toes.

00:26:07.000 Because if Trump was calling, you best believe the UAE. 0.99

00:26:09.000 They'll be racing to pick up the phone.

00:26:11.000 Oh, Mr. Trump!

00:26:12.000 Mr. Trump, we're here!

00:26:13.000 We're here!

00:26:13.000 Hello!

00:26:14.000 Julie, Ah, Med! 1.00

00:26:15.000 You made me wake two rings.

00:26:16.000 We're bombing the UAE and the UFC.

00:26:20.000 Thanks for the help up top with the digital symbols.

00:26:24.000 Nice productions, nice audience.

00:26:26.000 Yeah, thanks for showing me a picture of Trump while you do your Trump impersonation.

00:26:30.000 That's usually a bad sign.

00:26:32.000 You know what's strange?

00:26:33.000 When you did that Julian face, I was worried that it was racist.

00:26:37.000 I am not a person of color.

00:26:41.000 I'm so brainwashed to be scared of racism that when I see a African, no, not an American, an African African with distinct features, I worry.

00:26:53.000 Like there's a thing in my back and my brainstem that goes, uh-oh.

00:26:57.000 Like that's offensive.

00:26:58.000 There's literally a page on like Instagram that my wife was like, is this kind of racist? 1.00

00:27:05.000 And it's just like showing happy white families and it's like restoring.

00:27:09.000 That's in my DNA.

00:27:11.000 I'm like, but honey, why is that racist?

00:27:12.000 She's like, it's not, but the text is aggressive?

00:27:15.000 I don't know.

00:27:16.000 No, that's how cucked we are as a nation, as white people.

00:27:21.000 Because I feel it too.

00:27:22.000 I'm just as brainwashed as everyone else.

00:27:24.000 So I see that picture and I'm like, ugh, that's a little.

00:27:27.000 And you're like, yikes, guys.

00:27:29.000 Whoa, whoa.

00:27:29.000 It's basically a clan round.

00:27:31.000 Take it easy, guys.

00:27:32.000 Yeah.

00:27:33.000 Take it easy, happy family.

00:27:35.000 White people existing with smiles? 0.99

00:27:37.000 Whoa, whoa.

00:27:38.000 Isn't that a little aggressive, standing your ground?

00:27:40.000 Isn't the word tradition a little imperialistic?

00:27:43.000 Don't you think that's something you should be ashamed of, being white and happy and in a family?

00:27:48.000 Shouldn't we shoot the boar?

00:27:49.000 I'm going to pose with someone who said, shoot the boy.

00:27:53.000 Shoot the kill?

00:27:55.000 Well, I was at Cinéma La Mour in Montreal, and there was a guy.

00:27:59.000 It's a porn theater.

00:28:00.000 I was just checking it out.

00:28:02.000 I actually offered to work there as a janitor because I assume you have to mop up jizz and I assumed it would be like $200 an hour, right?

00:28:09.000 And they go, yeah, we could start next week.

00:28:11.000 And I go, how much does it pay?

00:28:13.000 And they go, five bucks.

00:28:15.000 That was the minimum wage back then was $5 an hour.

00:28:18.000 It's minimum wage to mop up jizz?

00:28:21.000 I assumed as a punk, like I would be doing the grossest job in the world and getting super rich.

00:28:26.000 Like if you work with biohazard or you clean up dead bodies, that's probably 200 bucks an hour.

00:28:31.000 Nope.

00:28:32.000 Anyway, there was this black dude who worked there and he had, he was very black, almost as black as my jacket.

00:28:40.000 He had white gloves on because they wanted to appear like old-fashioned.

00:28:45.000 So he had on like the old-timey theater guy, you know, with like the gold buttons.

00:28:51.000 He had that on with white gloves, a little hat, like a monkey hat, with a doot, doot, diddle-dee-de-ling-ding-ding-ding.

00:28:58.000 It was an organ grinder.

00:28:58.000 He had an organ grinder outfit on with white gloves.

00:29:01.000 He had bright white teeth, white eyes, and huge red lips.

00:29:05.000 My lord.

00:29:06.000 And I felt compelled.

00:29:07.000 I didn't do this, but part of my brain was like to walk over to him and be like, buddy, buddy.

00:29:13.000 Let's take it down the notch, please.

00:29:15.000 That's kind of racist.

00:29:18.000 What are you talking?

00:29:19.000 Well, he's probably Haitian.

00:29:21.000 What are you talking?

00:29:22.000 This is my face.

00:29:24.000 Like, or doormen, too?

00:29:25.000 I'm so brainwashed, I'm offended by a black man. 1.00

00:29:29.000 His face seems like a caricature.

00:29:31.000 And I felt it again with you and doing Julian Malima.

00:29:36.000 Well, like, an Uber driver, like, picks up your luggage to put it in the trunk.

00:29:39.000 You're like, nah, nah, I got it.

00:29:40.000 I got it.

00:29:40.000 But a white guy does it.

00:29:41.000 You're like, thanks, dude.

00:29:42.000 Well, how about the time I tipped a guy a banana for shining my shoes?

00:29:45.000 That was bad.

00:29:47.000 Everyone remembers that story, right?

00:29:48.000 I didn't have enough change after he shined my shoes at the Chicago airport.

00:29:52.000 So I had to buy something to break my 20.

00:29:54.000 And the cheapest thing there was a banana.

00:29:57.000 So I bought a banana for like a dollar.

00:29:59.000 It broke my 20.

00:30:01.000 I paid him.

00:30:01.000 And then I don't want a banana.

00:30:02.000 Who eats bananas after the age of five?

00:30:04.000 So I was like, do you want this?

00:30:06.000 And then I realized, holy shit, I'm tipping a black man a banana for shining my shoes. 1.00

00:30:10.000 That was a Duke and slip.

00:30:13.000 Like that.

00:30:14.000 We have to de-brainwash ourselves.

00:30:16.000 We're so deeply cocked, white people.

00:30:19.000 We're so ashamed of ourselves.

00:30:20.000 I feel it too on a daily basis.

00:30:23.000 And every time I get an accusation, my instinct should be, fuck you.

00:30:28.000 But it isn't.

00:30:29.000 My instinct is, and I have to fight this.

00:30:31.000 We all do, is, no, no, no, that's not what happened.

00:30:33.000 No, let me show you.

00:30:34.000 Here, let me explain.

00:30:35.000 You got it all wrong.

00:30:38.000 Fuck you.

00:30:39.000 I hate you.

00:30:42.000 That maybe should be the name of this show.

00:30:44.000 I was thinking of Sun City, but fuck you.

00:30:46.000 I hate you.

00:30:46.000 Look at the response to this comment.

00:30:48.000 What's going to happen in the future?

00:30:50.000 I'm saying to you, we've not called for the killing of white people, at least for now.

00:30:55.000 I can't guarantee the future.

00:30:56.000 Yeah, but I mean, you'd understand somebody watching that, especially as it gets shared on Twitter, they freak out.

00:31:02.000 It sounds like a genocidal act.

00:31:04.000 It is.

00:31:05.000 Could you imagine a response like that where he's smiling?

00:31:09.000 He's like, you know how that might come off?

00:31:11.000 What, like, how it came off?

00:31:12.000 Why don't you tell him to fuck off, too?

00:31:15.000 Why are you pandering him?

00:31:16.000 They would never, imagine a white guy had a song called Shoot the Blacks, and you had a black journalist saying, you can see how that might be misconstrued.

00:31:25.000 And what's really telling about this clip is his arrogance.

00:31:29.000 He has zero shame.

00:31:31.000 He's very proud that people are taking it that way.

00:31:34.000 Cry, babies. 0.98

00:31:36.000 Cry, babies. 0.98

00:31:36.000 I'm not calling for the slaughter of white people, at least for now. 0.98

00:31:40.000 I can't give you a guarantee of the future, especially when things are going the way they are.

00:31:45.000 It's going the way they are.

00:31:46.000 Subtext.

00:31:46.000 There's no subtext.

00:31:47.000 It's text text.

00:31:50.000 It's super text.

00:31:51.000 It's text.

00:31:52.000 There will be a revolution in this country, I can tell you now.

00:31:55.000 There will be an allied revolution.

00:31:58.000 An alleged revolution is the highest form of anarchy.

00:32:04.000 Okay.

00:32:05.000 Who was the guy who couldn't say the word absolutely?

00:32:08.000 Was that Julian?

00:32:09.000 I think it was a Nigerian sports guy.

00:32:12.000 I mean, a newscaster, Nigerian.

00:32:14.000 Was it?

00:32:15.000 It was like 3 trillion billion or something.

00:32:19.000 Not that Biden can speak English either.

00:32:21.000 Beginning.

00:32:22.000 Bining.

00:32:23.000 Oh, yeah.

00:32:24.000 He couldn't say in the beginning.

00:32:26.000 In the beginninging.

00:32:30.000 In the beginning.

00:32:31.000 In the beginninging.

00:32:34.000 Yeah.

00:32:34.000 You should rule it.

00:32:35.000 We're just making fun of a guy with what do you call it?

00:32:39.000 When you get dyslexia.

00:32:41.000 By the way, that, okay, play 3-3 for a second. 0.57

00:32:44.000 Let's just remind everyone how incompetent Kamala Harris is and how she can't talk. 1.00

00:32:48.000 Because we can make fun of Africans all day, and we can pretend that we aren't equally corrupt and inept. 0.89

00:32:55.000 But although we're not calling for the murder of anyone, actually, we kind of are.

00:32:59.000 I mean, Facebook said it's okay to do death threats if it's someone like Gavin McInnis or Laura Loomer or Alex Jones.

00:33:05.000 You know, they suspect.

00:33:06.000 And now they say you can have hate speech if it's Russia.

00:33:09.000 Right.

00:33:10.000 Right.

00:33:12.000 So we're not that far from shoot the board.

00:33:14.000 But just, this is from last week, but just I want to remind you before I show you this next clip, how retarded our vice president is. 0.88

00:33:22.000 That's why we're here today.

00:33:24.000 Because we have the ability to see what can be, unburdened by what has been, and then to make the possible actually happen.

00:33:35.000 I don't know what the that was.

00:33:37.000 Women are in fact demented. 1.00

00:33:46.000 Women are in fact demented. 1.00

00:33:48.000 I believe that.

00:33:50.000 But it's not just, it's not women in their natural state. 1.00

00:33:52.000 We've removed women from their natural state. 1.00

00:33:55.000 We've denied them the right to have children. 0.96

00:33:57.000 And we've said, why don't you just become a shitty man and get involved in politics?

00:34:01.000 And they have that, women have this mama bear in them where if they feel threatened, they will kill. 1.00

00:34:10.000 And it's a good instinct to have.

00:34:11.000 It's their inner cunt. 0.99

00:34:13.000 And I want women to have an inner cunt because I want children to be protected. 0.54

00:34:16.000 Now, they don't have the same upper body strength as us.

00:34:19.000 So they have to be more malicious and evil and play dirty.

00:34:23.000 Good.

00:34:24.000 This is all great news.

00:34:25.000 Good design, big guy.

00:34:27.000 However, when they're not protecting their kin, now they're protecting Biden, masks, whatever narrative they're fed.

00:34:38.000 And women are very agreeable, so they can be fed any narrative. 1.00

00:34:40.000 So now you have women unleashing their inner cunt on a variety of ridiculous causes. 1.00

00:34:49.000 A fucking woman, boss. 1.00

00:34:54.000 That includes defending Kamala Harris and calling it racist.

00:34:57.000 So here are women getting involved in politics. 1.00

00:35:00.000 So 3-2, this woman on The View notices, a sane woman notices that Kamala Harris is retarded. 1.00

00:35:07.000 And then the other agreeable tribeswoman has to make it all about race, which is amazing. 1.00

00:35:15.000 Yeah.

00:35:15.000 And I don't know that it's about her laughing, because I agree.

00:35:18.000 I think that would be very inappropriate and that that's something that they do to women. 0.66

00:35:21.000 I think that she has gone on multiple occasions a little bit underprepared with some of the questions that she's been asked.

00:35:27.000 Mr. Holt asked her a pretty basic question that she couldn't answer.

00:35:31.000 So I don't know if it's a staff thing.

00:35:32.000 She's not prepared enough.

00:35:33.000 Perhaps she's not expecting the questions.

00:35:36.000 I don't know what it is, but I think that's the issue.

00:35:38.000 This is like the fourth or fifth time.

00:35:40.000 What it is, is that they constantly question the qualifications of black women, and that's why people are saying that she's unprepared. 0.99

00:35:46.000 Oh, I disagree.

00:35:47.000 I think she's a pretty popular.

00:35:47.000 You can disagree, but that's the truth of it.

00:35:49.000 And so this is based in racism.

00:35:51.000 This is based in misogyny.

00:35:53.000 And we're talking about a woman that... 1.00

00:35:54.000 Isn't that interesting that she doesn't look at her?

00:35:57.000 Yeah.

00:35:58.000 You can disagree, but that's a fact.

00:36:00.000 And it's based in misogyny.

00:36:01.000 It's an interesting, healthy debate.

00:36:03.000 You can disagree, but I'm saying a fact.

00:36:07.000 You know, it'd be awesome if she stood up and flipped the table. 1.00

00:36:09.000 She's like, are you calling me a fucking racist?

00:36:11.000 Are you fucking like she should have flipped?

00:36:14.000 She should have said, fuck you. 0.99

00:36:15.000 Yeah.

00:36:16.000 I hate you.

00:36:18.000 Like, how do you let that go?

00:36:19.000 She just called you a racist and a misogynist, and you're a woman. 1.00

00:36:22.000 Yeah.

00:36:23.000 Weird.

00:36:24.000 This is based in racism.

00:36:25.000 This is based in misogyny.

00:36:27.000 And we're talking about a woman that has extensive experience abroad, extensive experience as an attorney, expensive. 0.99

00:36:36.000 What's her extensive experience abroad?

00:36:38.000 Being abroad, maybe?

00:36:39.000 Yeah.

00:36:40.000 Experience as a she's never been abroad. 1.00

00:36:43.000 She lived in Montreal during her high school years where her personality was formed, her white personality, Kamala Harris's white attorney, extensive experience as the chief legal officer of one of our largest states in the country.

00:36:59.000 And I think this is just much ado about nothing.

00:37:02.000 I mean, we didn't talk about Vice President Pence's, the right didn't talk about his handling of the COVID epidemic, which I think, or the AIDS epidemic, which I think led to.

00:37:11.000 Whoa, whoa, whoa.

00:37:12.000 Mike Pence's handling of the AIDS epidemic?

00:37:15.000 Was he involved in AIDS?

00:37:17.000 And we relentlessly mock vice presidents when they're retarded, like Joe Biden when he was vice president under Obama. 0.96

00:37:26.000 And you know who would make fun of him?

00:37:28.000 A guy named Barack Obama.

00:37:30.000 Remember he talked about Bidenisms and said there's nothing that Joe Biden can't screw up?

00:37:36.000 And they all rolled their eyes at what a stupid loser he was.

00:37:39.000 And the right did attack Mike Pence.

00:37:41.000 In fact, they brought a guillotine to the Capitol on January 6th to metaphorically, you morons, behead him.

00:37:50.000 So you're an imbecile.

00:37:53.000 Don't underestimate Joe's ability to fuck things up.

00:37:56.000 It's racism and misogyny.

00:37:58.000 Yeah.

00:37:58.000 They never criticized Joe Biden.

00:38:03.000 And what they're talking about is her laugh.

00:38:06.000 She was there as an emissary, really, and she wanted to reassure the NATO allies that as Russia steps up its attacks on Ukraine, that the United States was going to be supportive.

00:38:19.000 In fact, she said, she didn't say that.

00:38:21.000 She said, a friend in need is a friend indeed.

00:38:24.000 Okay?

00:38:25.000 That doesn't tell us anything.

00:38:27.000 Are you a friend?

00:38:29.000 You haven't committed to anything.

00:38:30.000 And then you giggled.

00:38:32.000 But, my dear, I forget what this woman's name is.

00:38:34.000 I looked her up.

00:38:35.000 She's like, her job is racism. 0.63

00:38:37.000 Sonny Hostin.

00:38:39.000 Yeah.

00:38:40.000 She's like, everything is racial. 0.94

00:38:45.000 So we don't really talk about the laughs that much.

00:38:48.000 Some do.

00:38:49.000 Some find it annoying.

00:38:51.000 It's not really, what we focus on is that she cannot speak English.

00:38:55.000 And we can predict her speeches because they're always, what we're doing Is what we always have been doing, and that's what we will be doing, which is doing what we do.

00:39:07.000 That's ridiculous.

00:39:09.000 She speaks in a magical language.

00:39:12.000 Don't focus on the laughter.

00:39:14.000 We're not.

00:39:14.000 We've got plenty.

00:39:15.000 It's like when people would call you racist for criticizing Barack Obama.

00:39:18.000 You'd go, the black thing, I'll get to that. 1.00

00:39:21.000 That's number 876.

00:39:23.000 I got a lot of shit to get to before I resort to something as meaningless as his race. 0.78

00:39:28.000 He's not even black. 0.99

00:39:29.000 Her laugh becomes really bad.

00:39:31.000 A Hawaiian woman is what he is. 0.99

00:39:33.000 Her laugh becomes really bad when it's about the refugees. 1.00

00:39:39.000 The hearts are bleeding for Ukraine.

00:39:41.000 President Duda, I wanted to know if you think and if you asked the United States to specifically accept more refugees.

00:39:51.000 Okay.

00:39:54.000 A friend in need is a friend in need.

00:39:58.000 I come first.

00:40:01.000 Okay, so this time.

00:40:06.000 And who else is laughing like when she laughs?

00:40:09.000 She laughs her head off.

00:40:11.000 But it's again, it's not a focus.

00:40:14.000 All right, let's drop the...

00:40:15.000 Oh, but let's let her finish. 1.00

00:40:17.000 Now we get what she's saying.

00:40:19.000 But to get back to chicks, so I just called Obama a woman. 1.00

00:40:22.000 He's a fat Hawaiian woman. 1.00

00:40:25.000 He's his mother.

00:40:26.000 There's nothing male or black about him.

00:40:28.000 He doesn't play basketball.

00:40:30.000 He doesn't smoke Newports.

00:40:33.000 He doesn't know what you order with chicken at the bodega.

00:40:36.000 He can't name more than three rap songs.

00:40:40.000 Not that that defines African-American culture, but there's certain little litmus tests you can do.

00:40:46.000 Sean King is way more black than Barack Obama.

00:40:50.000 But I also think Pete Davidson is a woman.

00:40:58.000 Because here he is, he grew up with a single mom, right?

00:41:01.000 His dad died 9-11.

00:41:03.000 Here he is talking to Kanye West, who we're on Kanye's side, by the way.

00:41:09.000 Yeah.

00:41:09.000 Yes, he's acting erratic.

00:41:12.000 Go have Pete Davidson not just fuck your wife and hang around your kids all day, but let's include you being denied your children and let's make this fornication a global event where you have to look at it on a daily basis. 1.00

00:41:27.000 As I've always said, people ask me if I'd get along with my wife's new husband if we got divorced.

00:41:32.000 And I always say, why be friends with two people at the bottom of the East River?

00:41:37.000 So what's happening here?

00:41:39.000 Yo, it's Skeet.

00:41:40.000 Can you please, now, this hasn't been verified, but it's 99% sure it's real.

00:41:46.000 Yo, Skeet, can you please take a second and calm down?

00:41:49.000 It's 9 a.m.

00:41:50.000 And I don't got to be like this.

00:41:52.000 Kim is literally the best mother I've ever met.

00:41:54.000 What she does for these kids is amazing.

00:41:56.000 And you are so fucking lucky that she's your kid's mom.

00:42:00.000 Missing some apostrophes there.

00:42:01.000 I've decided I'm not going to let you treat us this way anymore.

00:42:04.000 And I'm done being quiet.

00:42:06.000 Grow the fuck up. 0.93

00:42:08.000 Oh, you're using profanity?

00:42:09.000 Where you at right now?

00:42:11.000 In bed with your wife. 0.99

00:42:15.000 Happy to see you're out of the hospital.

00:42:16.000 And we have...

00:42:17.000 These are not good comebacks for Kanye.

00:42:22.000 But, you know, off the cuff when someone's fucking your wife, not easy. 0.71

00:42:28.000 Same here.

00:42:29.000 It's wonders what these places do when you go get help.

00:42:33.000 You should try it.

00:42:33.000 I'm in LA for the day if you want to stop being a little internet bitch boy or maybe fuck boy and talk.

00:42:40.000 Yeah.

00:42:41.000 He doesn't want to talk, dude.

00:42:42.000 I don't want to talk either.

00:42:43.000 Maybe he wants to, I don't know, fight or something.

00:42:47.000 Well, why didn't you say that?

00:42:49.000 Well, it's like implied.

00:42:50.000 Here's what I think, Pete.

00:42:52.000 I think you might be a bitch. 1.00

00:42:55.000 Because that's a very bitch woman-like thing to do. 1.00

00:42:58.000 Send a picture of you in bed, in your wife's bed, which I assume he slept in. 0.93

00:43:02.000 Kanye's probably laid in that exact spot.

00:43:05.000 Yeah, probably.

00:43:06.000 I mean, we wash the sheets and stuff, or like the maids do, but I don't know.

00:43:12.000 I kind of like sending pictures to like the guys, you know?

00:43:15.000 Yeah.

00:43:16.000 I'm glad you went there.

00:43:17.000 Why?

00:43:17.000 Because there was a rumor that Mac Miller killed himself, OD'd himself, after you sent him a picture because Mac Miller was flirting with, what's her name again?

00:43:27.000 Miley Cyrus, Alicia Keys.

00:43:30.000 Ariana Grande.

00:43:31.000 Ariana Grande.

00:43:32.000 He was trying to get her back.

00:43:34.000 That pissed you off.

00:43:35.000 And because you're not a man, because you're a bitch, you sent a picture of you like fucking her or her nude or whatever with jizz on her face. 1.00

00:43:42.000 Who knows?

00:43:42.000 I would happily clean that up for 200 bucks, by the way.

00:43:46.000 And he was so despondent after seeing that photograph that he went the way of the heroin pill.

00:43:52.000 Hold on, one second.

00:43:55.000 What, you're taking a picture of you?

00:43:57.000 Of you and me.

00:43:58.000 Julia Jessica's like obsessed with you, and I figured she'd probably kill herself if she saw us together. 1.00

00:44:05.000 So now I'm starting to believe the Mac Miller rumor.

00:44:08.000 Yeah, it's true.

00:44:14.000 Also in light news, I saw a blacklist last night.

00:44:18.000 Actually, I didn't finish it because I started drinking whiskey on Sunday.

00:44:24.000 Wasn't great.

00:44:24.000 You learned about that loophole thing.

00:44:26.000 It's not even a loophole.

00:44:27.000 Well, I put it on my social media.

00:44:29.000 I'm on Getter, Gab, and Telegram now.

00:44:32.000 And I put it on social media.

00:44:33.000 I said, am I allowed to, I quit whiskey for Lent.

00:44:35.000 Am I allowed to?

00:44:35.000 And the most compelling argument was, Lent is 46 days.

00:44:41.000 It's only 40 days if you take off Sundays, the day of the feast.

00:44:44.000 Oh, right, right.

00:44:44.000 So go Benenes.

00:44:45.000 Yeah, it says you can abstain from abstaining, basically.

00:44:49.000 Yeah.

00:44:50.000 It's a day to celebrate.

00:44:51.000 I had White Castle on Sunday.

00:44:54.000 Can I just tell everyone how retarded you are? 1.00

00:44:56.000 Ryan says that he has to quit fast food, I guess, because he wants to be more ripped.

00:45:02.000 But he'll go to Pizza Hut because it takes 20 minutes to make the pizza, and that's not fast.

00:45:06.000 Papa John's.

00:45:08.000 So he's taking the word fast food literally.

00:45:10.000 So what if McDonald's, what if it took them an hour to make you a Big Mac?

00:45:14.000 Is that fast food?

00:45:15.000 No, because they're consistently fast.

00:45:18.000 Now, Shake Shack, I also ate it last Sunday, but that's because I wasn't sure about this rule.

00:45:25.000 But Shake Shack is like, it's like getting a burger at a tavern or something.

00:45:29.000 It's just not fast food.

00:45:31.000 And it can take a long.

00:45:32.000 I've waited at the one at Grand Central.

00:45:34.000 I've waited half an hour.

00:45:36.000 Yeah.

00:45:36.000 So that's not fast food?

00:45:38.000 No, it's fine, casual.

00:45:42.000 I mean, I'm not saying they treat their employees like.

00:45:46.000 They buy $800 shoes, and then you get in trouble for spending $5 at Taco Battle.

00:45:50.000 I used to.

00:45:52.000 I used to.

00:45:54.000 You assume the customers are experts, and they're right.

00:45:56.000 So, yeah, I just, I drank three.

00:45:58.000 I hadn't had any in a week.

00:45:59.000 And I'm just like, not drunk, not drunk, not drunk.

00:46:02.000 Great buzz for 20 minutes, and then unbelievably tired.

00:46:06.000 I go to bed, wet the bed.

00:46:08.000 Wow.

00:46:09.000 Wake up.

00:46:10.000 It takes two.

00:46:11.000 I have it down to an art form now, by the way.

00:46:12.000 You lay a towel down.

00:46:14.000 It absorbs 40%.

00:46:16.000 Throw that towel under the bed.

00:46:17.000 Lay another towel down.

00:46:18.000 It absorbs the remaining, maybe another 50%.

00:46:22.000 You're down to 10%.

00:46:24.000 Not bad.

00:46:25.000 What's that, Mark?

00:46:25.000 I got my ashes?

00:46:26.000 Holy shit.

00:46:27.000 Whoa, weird.

00:46:28.000 These fucking gloves.

00:46:31.000 Wow.

00:46:32.000 These gloves suck.

00:46:33.000 You're going to just slowly do blackface. 0.99

00:46:36.000 Just having an itchy face.

00:46:39.000 Hamme, hami, ho. 0.98

00:46:42.000 Hada, howda, ada, ha!

00:46:43.000 And then all the black comes off the gloves, they become white.

00:46:49.000 I can't wait.

00:46:50.000 Hardworking man.

00:46:52.000 Do you ever drive a truck so much that you get fucking racist?

00:46:55.000 No, I think you're standing in front of the exhaust pipe.

00:46:58.000 You're not supposed to do that.

00:47:00.000 Hi, I work at the coal plant that makes the electricity for your Tesla.

00:47:04.000 Please stop buying electric cars.

00:47:06.000 I'm getting black lung.

00:47:08.000 I can't breathe.

00:47:09.000 My dad died at 29.

00:47:11.000 I'm getting black face.

00:47:12.000 My grandfather died at 18.

00:47:14.000 We can't keep providing all of the lithium batteries for you fuckers. 0.84

00:47:21.000 Well, that's embarrassing.

00:47:26.000 Any word from Crip Daddy?

00:47:29.000 Let me check.

00:47:31.000 While you check that.

00:47:33.000 Oh, hey, fuck, I'm sorry.

00:47:34.000 I keep falling asleep because my brother got me sick and I'm not even out of bed.

00:47:37.000 Oh, frick.

00:47:38.000 So what does that mean?

00:47:41.000 I'm sorry I didn't get your caller.

00:47:43.000 I'm sorry I missed it.

00:47:44.000 I can't do it.

00:47:46.000 Just give him a message.

00:47:48.000 I texted him, yeah.

00:47:51.000 Maybe don't buy your driving gloves from Amazon.

00:47:54.000 I seemed very insensitive right there, but he said he was sick and falling asleep.

00:47:59.000 And I said any chance he could make it still.

00:48:02.000 You should say don't care.

00:48:05.000 Because you don't.

00:48:06.000 Be honest.

00:48:07.000 Well, I do.

00:48:08.000 I don't want him to be sick.

00:48:09.000 I'm just coming with you.

00:48:10.000 Oh, by the way, we're trying to...

00:48:12.000 God, there's so much shit to talk about today, and we're not even scratching the surface.

00:48:18.000 Joe Biggs, we're trying to raise 80K to take this court to the Supreme, take this case to the Supreme Court.

00:48:25.000 So we should put up his give, send, go.

00:48:27.000 Make that a lower third.

00:48:30.000 I don't think we're going to raise 80K from censored.tv, but my goal is five.

00:48:34.000 We'll make the call-ins on Thursday night all for Joe Biggs.

00:48:39.000 Yeah.

00:48:42.000 We'll be received by Jeffrey Hansen.

00:48:45.000 So we're up to Gives and Go is reliable.

00:48:49.000 You're not going to get doxxed.

00:48:51.000 They're not going to steal it.

00:48:52.000 They're not going to take it away.

00:48:54.000 I don't think people understand how expensive court is.

00:48:57.000 80 grand is basically the lawyer doing it for free.

00:49:00.000 Full price, normal price, you're looking at at least half a million for a court case, which is a major problem with our system, by the way.

00:49:08.000 I think it should be like $10,000 to go to court.

00:49:11.000 And another strange thing about court is, isn't it weird how 95% of the cases are convictions?

00:49:18.000 They have a 95% conviction rate.

00:49:20.000 Shouldn't it be 50?

00:49:22.000 Well, no, because everyone takes a plea.

00:49:24.000 Well, then they're not taking pleas because they think it's a good deal.

00:49:28.000 They're taking pleas because they know they're going to get prosecuted if they take it to court.

00:49:31.000 You have to be beyond innocent to be found innocent these days.

00:49:42.000 Also, not in the news.

00:49:44.000 Did you want to cover that movie?

00:49:46.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:49:48.000 So here's what's kind of cool about it.

00:49:50.000 This AOC type of character at the beginning gets killed.

00:49:54.000 Wait, stop.

00:49:55.000 There's too much going on here.

00:49:58.000 But you can't really tell if she's a patriot like a Sarah Palin type.

00:50:01.000 So that's kind of cool that they were ambiguous.

00:50:04.000 Now, the very, very beginning is an agent who's embedded with racists.

00:50:08.000 And there's a massive trailer park of guys who look like me, but with, I was going to say, but with beards, but with long hair.

00:50:17.000 They're rednecks, and they're all racist, and there's Confederate flags everywhere. 0.90

00:50:21.000 Super corny, not a realistic thing.

00:50:24.000 But as I said a couple weeks ago, with modern movies, you have to give them a few woke passes.

00:50:31.000 But what's cool about this movie is Liam Neeson plays a guy, he's like a cleanup crew.

00:50:37.000 So if an agent is under duress or is losing his mind or is lost or has been captured, Liam Neeson shows up and rescues the agent.

00:50:50.000 He's like an FBI guardian angel.

00:50:52.000 But he starts discovering that the FBI is corrupt.

00:50:57.000 Pretty cool angle, no?

00:51:00.000 I was pretty happy with that.

00:51:02.000 Which, by the way, brings us to the meandering.

00:51:06.000 And go to 2.6.

00:51:09.000 Kidding?

00:51:10.000 I believe we have a meandering intro.

00:51:11.000 We don't want that, though, right?

00:51:12.000 Nah.

00:51:13.000 Okay.

00:51:15.000 So anyway, I think it's...

00:51:17.000 I didn't see the last 15 minutes because I had to go bedwetting.

00:51:20.000 But it's not woke, despite the Nazis at the beginning. 0.50

00:51:25.000 He pisses his pants, too.

00:51:27.000 Who does?

00:51:28.000 Liam Neeson?

00:51:29.000 You didn't know that?

00:51:30.000 There's tons of pictures of him with his pissed pants.

00:51:33.000 Hmm.

00:51:34.000 P-pants. 0.99

00:51:35.000 My kind of guy.

00:51:36.000 It's like, so that story of you pissing your pants watching the movie, he'd be proud of you.

00:51:40.000 Yeah.

00:51:41.000 Look at all the...

00:51:44.000 Tons of pictures of him.

00:51:45.000 If you piss your pants, you run home.

00:51:48.000 Not Liam Neeson.

00:51:49.000 You don't just like keep hanging out.

00:51:54.000 Like, it's an emergency.

00:51:57.000 It's about 5% better than shitting your pants.

00:52:02.000 You know what I mean?

00:52:02.000 It's a big deal.

00:52:04.000 I peed my pants and find any black bastard I could find. 1.00

00:52:07.000 I have a certain set of spills.

00:52:09.000 Down me leg, in me shoe.

00:52:11.000 No matter how you shake your peg, the last weed drop runs down your leg.

00:52:15.000 That's right.

00:52:16.000 I do have that, though, sometimes.

00:52:18.000 Like today, when we were looking at the Sun City thing, I was holding it, holding it, holding it, and I'm not strong enough.

00:52:24.000 It's like doing 60 push-ups.

00:52:26.000 After like 28, I start going, I can't do these anymore.

00:52:30.000 A true failure when you can't even conceive of being shot.

00:52:33.000 I'm going to hold my piss in.

00:52:34.000 And a drop came out into my drawers.

00:52:40.000 Oh, so here's a lot of fishy shit implying that the FBI and Liam Neeson is right.

00:52:46.000 They're corrupt.

00:52:48.000 And by the way, we don't definitively say January 6th was an inside job.

00:52:53.000 We don't definitively say that the election was stolen.

00:52:56.000 We present evidence and we go, something real fishy is going on.

00:53:00.000 And our big beef on this show is, why isn't anyone asking questions?

00:53:04.000 That's what we want to know.

00:53:10.000 Yes.

00:53:11.000 She collapsed.

00:53:12.000 I believe in four minutes she was underneath, not breathing.

00:53:16.000 What happened, sir?

00:53:18.000 A lady died in front of me. 1.00

00:53:19.000 I tracked the black carried on down the steps. 0.99

00:53:22.000 She fainted and she was crushed by six people.

00:53:24.000 Out here?

00:53:25.000 Throwing in the window.

00:53:26.000 Did they bring a good thing?

00:53:27.000 Did she go inside?

00:53:28.000 She was purple by the time they got her.

00:53:30.000 Oh, my God.

00:53:33.000 I remember her.

00:53:33.000 What was her name again?

00:53:36.000 Oh, man, I forgot.

00:53:36.000 Not Ashley Babbitt, but the other woman who was killed.

00:53:38.000 I think it was Sandy or something.

00:53:40.000 And Biden sits there saying there was five cops killed that day.

00:53:44.000 No, there was two deaths that day, and it was two women. 0.94

00:53:47.000 We should be talking about this for Women's Day.

00:53:50.000 And they were both on our side.

00:53:52.000 And John Sullivan, who's Antifa, was there.

00:53:58.000 He facilitated Ashley Babbitt's death.

00:54:00.000 I think he broke the window, but he definitely said, go, go, go, to her and motioned for her to get through the window.

00:54:07.000 Her adrenaline was going through the roof.

00:54:08.000 Adrenaline control.

00:54:09.000 Women should not be at these things. 1.00

00:54:11.000 She went through the window.

00:54:12.000 She was not warned, despite what the cop said.

00:54:16.000 And just like the, can you imagine if the races were reversed, instead of the George Floyd treatment, he's treated as a hero.

00:54:23.000 He does a whole press tour and says, I saved a lot of lives that day.

00:54:28.000 No, you killed a woman.

00:54:30.000 The end.

00:54:31.000 You didn't save shit.

00:54:34.000 Stophate.com.

00:54:36.000 They've got all the updates for that stuff.

00:54:38.000 Met them at FPAC.

00:54:40.000 Great guys.

00:54:40.000 Yeah, good guy.

00:54:41.000 I know him too.

00:54:42.000 2-7.

00:54:43.000 This is the Project Veritas Expose.

00:54:48.000 So, yeah, Joe Biggs did nothing wrong.

00:54:51.000 They say he pissed all over it.

00:54:52.000 No, he went and used the bathroom.

00:54:54.000 He stayed within the velvet ropes.

00:54:56.000 This guy's been in solitary confinement for over a year.

00:55:02.000 And the rationale is we can't let him out because he's so powerful.

00:55:06.000 He's so charming.

00:55:07.000 He's so Shea Guevara that if we let him out, he'll start a prison riot and everyone will die.

00:55:12.000 I'm not kidding.

00:55:13.000 That's their rationale for putting him in the hole.

00:55:16.000 So he's been stuck in there.

00:55:18.000 For what?

00:55:20.000 What he did was wrong.

00:55:21.000 He shouldn't have gone into that building.

00:55:23.000 He should be punished with 10 hours of community service and a $400 fine.

00:55:31.000 That should be Joe Biggs' punishment.

00:55:33.000 The punishment does not fit the crime.

00:55:36.000 We are not living in a just society.

00:55:39.000 Exactly, Norm.

00:55:40.000 He mysteriously died after that tweet.

00:55:42.000 That's true.

00:55:43.000 Yes.

00:55:46.000 So this is pretty long.

00:55:47.000 You can look it up yourself.

00:55:48.000 Show the source, Ryan.

00:55:50.000 Tucker Carlson was criticized for debunked conspiracy theories.

00:55:54.000 I hate when people say conspiracy theory, like it's a bad thing.

00:55:59.000 A theory is good to have.

00:56:00.000 It means you're thinking about stuff.

00:56:02.000 And people regularly conspire.

00:56:06.000 So it is healthy, intelligent, wise to talk about conspiracies.

00:56:16.000 Quote, Mr. Carlson has emerged as a leading proponent of January 6th revisionism.

00:56:22.000 Catch that revisionism.

00:56:24.000 Most prominently with his three-part Patriot Purge series.

00:56:26.000 Carried in the Fox Nation streaming service, it amplifies a debunked false flag conspiracy theory that the FBI had instigated the violence as a pretext to lock away peaceful but concerned Americans because of their political views, creating a class of Patriot martyrs.

00:56:43.000 On Thursday night, Carlson aired excerpts from Patriot Purge on this primetime show, spreading these conspiracy theories to one of the largest audiences on cable.

00:56:52.000 Mr. Carlson's relentless promotion of this series and the ensuing silence from Fox News management recently prompted two longtime conservative contributors at the network to quit in Project.

00:57:02.000 Okay, so skip ahead to the Project Veritas.

00:57:05.000 So that's Matthew Rosenberg saying that it's been debunked that the FBI was involved.

00:57:11.000 That's losers.

00:57:13.000 It's strange that Fox News even allows him on.

00:57:16.000 And then Matthew Rosenberg gets presented a piece of pussy.

00:57:20.000 And I know this woman.

00:57:21.000 Her ass is abnormally perfect. 1.00

00:57:24.000 It looks like two bowling balls who are best friends.

00:57:28.000 However, if you have any character and strength as a human being, if what your words, if what you say means anything to you, then you don't completely do a 180 the second pussy is in the room. 0.98

00:57:44.000 So either this guy is a liar or he's a liar.

00:57:50.000 Neither are very good, Matthew.

00:57:53.000 Are you allowed to have that much fun on January 6 morning?

00:58:06.000 Is that really the vibe?

00:58:11.000 It's not the kind of place you can sit touching a man up, but I kind of want you if you like to.

00:58:15.000 Come on.

00:58:16.000 Tucker Carlson is a liar for thinking that the meandering was no big deal.

00:58:20.000 Hey, here's some pussy. 1.00

00:58:22.000 The meandering was no big deal.

00:58:26.000 There were a ton of FBI informants among the people who attacked the Capitol.

00:58:31.000 Whoops.

00:58:33.000 So that's Tucker noting that hypocrisy.

00:58:36.000 So anyway, what can you do about this?

00:58:39.000 Donate to Give Send Go, Joe Biggs' campaign.

00:58:42.000 I'll be putting my personal money in there.

00:58:45.000 And I think we can raise 5K this week.

00:58:48.000 I really do.

00:58:50.000 Now, what he really needs is a gazillionaire who's just going to write a check.

00:58:55.000 And Kazillionaires don't like Give, Send, Go. 0.95

00:58:58.000 They don't like being seen.

00:59:00.000 They don't like even the there's zero risk you're going to get doxed, but they don't even like zero risk.

00:59:05.000 So 5K will get us closer, but it's not a gazillionaire.

00:59:11.000 So if you were faced with a perfect ass, you wouldn't change your convictions at all.

00:59:16.000 Like, how do you feel about January 6th?

00:59:19.000 I think it was a meandering.

00:59:20.000 I don't think it was.

00:59:23.000 It was assholes who wanted to take over the government.

00:59:27.000 They should be executed.

00:59:28.000 It was an insurrection.

00:59:31.000 It was evil.

00:59:32.000 I don't think that a year in solitary is enough.

00:59:35.000 I think they should get life and whoa.

00:59:38.000 What happened there?

00:59:39.000 That was weird.

00:59:40.000 Because you didn't think that it was a treasonous act to just show your patriotism.

00:59:43.000 It wasn't a treasonous act.

00:59:44.000 It wasn't an insurrection.

00:59:46.000 It was vandalism and trespassing.

00:59:48.000 And at the worst.

00:59:49.000 That's it.

00:59:51.000 But they put the country in jeopardy and they tried to prevent the election from going through.

00:59:57.000 Now, what's the punishment for treason?

01:00:00.000 It's the electric chair.

01:00:02.000 I mean, it's, whoa.

01:00:04.000 It's like, what the fuck?

01:00:06.000 The electric chair is pretty intense for...

01:00:08.000 I don't want them to get the electric chair.

01:00:10.000 That's too much.

01:00:11.000 They should be free to go.

01:00:12.000 This has already been way too.

01:00:14.000 They should die.

01:00:15.000 Do not donate to Joe Biggs.

01:00:18.000 If anything, we should be taking money away from him.

01:00:20.000 He deserves to rot in hell.

01:00:22.000 Damn.

01:00:23.000 And what the fuck?

01:00:25.000 No.

01:00:26.000 No, no, no.

01:00:28.000 It's a problem.

01:00:29.000 Joe Biggs is innocent.

01:00:30.000 He went to the bathroom.

01:00:32.000 He didn't even break anything.

01:00:34.000 None of this was pre-planned.

01:00:36.000 All of the Telegram chats that have been released, you look them up, and they're all just like, fuck the system.

01:00:41.000 Yeah, it's Super Bowl talk.

01:00:42.000 There is zero.

01:00:44.000 They are traitors.

01:00:47.000 They need to die.

01:00:49.000 If you love this country, you should hate everyone who is at January 6th.

01:00:54.000 And they should be, oh, okay, that's it.

01:00:58.000 I'm a Muslim.

01:01:00.000 We need burqas. 0.95

01:01:02.000 Those things that you just showed, they change a man.

01:01:05.000 It's James O'Keefe's secret weapon is Project Verit ass.

01:01:13.000 All right.

01:01:14.000 Well, I guess we're not going to cover much of some serious news.

01:01:19.000 I guess we'll do that tomorrow.

01:01:21.000 But let's get through the stupid shit.

01:01:23.000 So, Crip Daddy's gone.

01:01:26.000 Let's see.

01:01:27.000 You did not get back to me since.

01:01:29.000 I'm shed.

01:01:32.000 Okay, well, this is what I wanted to go through with Crip Daddy.

01:01:35.000 This was big last week, but I don't see you guys on Fridays.

01:01:39.000 Did everyone like that movie, Gavin McInnis is a fucking asshole?

01:01:42.000 I thought it was a documentary.

01:01:45.000 A lot of gaff.

01:01:46.000 You really got to be hungry for the G to make it through that.

01:01:51.000 I played it at a film festival once, and I did stand-up first, and then I put it on.

01:01:56.000 I was like, Jesus Christ, this is an embarrassing level of megalomania to play this at a show.

01:02:03.000 Then I've always been looking for stuff on background stuff for people, and it's never in one place, and you're just rabbit holing.

01:02:10.000 So it's kind of like an instant rabbit hole.

01:02:12.000 If you want a rabbit hole, just fucking press play.

01:02:14.000 You're an instant blurry hole.

01:02:18.000 Okay, let's show this clip.

01:02:19.000 This is that she calls herself a model.

01:02:23.000 And bad news.

01:02:24.000 A model is someone where it's conceivable they'd be in vogue.

01:02:28.000 I don't mean in fashion.

01:02:29.000 I mean in the magazine.

01:02:31.000 It's conceivable that you'd be in a Calvin Klein ad or a prod or a Gucci ad.

01:02:35.000 Is that possible?

01:02:37.000 Have you been photographed by Jürgen Teller or Terry Richardson or whoever the modern equivalent is?

01:02:42.000 I'm a little out of date with my references.

01:02:44.000 No?

01:02:45.000 What are you a model for?

01:02:46.000 Oh, I'm on Instagram.

01:02:48.000 I'm an Instagram model.

01:02:49.000 I'm on Instagram and I'm banned.

01:02:52.000 Like if your picture is on Instagram, that's the same as your picture being on Facebook.

01:02:56.000 You're not a model.

01:02:57.000 So this is Tess, what's her name?

01:02:59.000 Tess Holiday. 0.88

01:03:01.000 And she's struggling with obesity, overeating? 0.99

01:03:06.000 No, undereating.

01:03:09.000 She has anorexia.

01:03:10.000 How is it affecting your day-to-day, both professionally and personally, because you're dealing with this?

01:03:15.000 It's not a secret.

01:03:16.000 They notice it, but it's not diagnosed.

01:03:19.000 And the problem is layered, but it's not.

01:03:22.000 If you were fucking Tamron Hall from behind, you would look down and see a dude.

01:03:29.000 I don't want that.

01:03:30.000 No.

01:03:32.000 Ladies, you cannot have short hair, especially if you have a somewhat masculine build. 1.00

01:03:38.000 Then you look like a 13-year-old boy.

01:03:41.000 Talk about pulling you out of it.

01:03:43.000 It's fine, I guess, when we're fucking you in missionary style, but that girl from behind is a young Mexican boy named Hector.

01:03:50.000 I'd rather fuck Tammany Hall, which is a building.

01:03:54.000 Yeah.

01:03:55.000 Bricks.

01:03:57.000 I thought she called her show Tamron Hall as a tip of the hat to Tammany Hall, like a pun.

01:04:03.000 But Tammany Hall's like the, it's used as a metaphor for corruption.

01:04:07.000 Remember Boss Tweed?

01:04:08.000 Thangs in New York?

01:04:09.000 But it's her name, Tamron Hall.

01:04:12.000 Okay, go ahead.

01:04:13.000 It's not been named.

01:04:15.000 It was extremely hard, but I had normalized it so much.

01:04:21.000 Like you said earlier, when you have so many people saying things to you online, I'm tough as nails, but it gets to you.

01:04:28.000 And you kind of like to be honest.

01:04:31.000 So hold on.

01:04:32.000 She's a gigantic fat pig. 1.00

01:04:34.000 She puts herself on social media and then people probably go, hey, you're fat. 0.94

01:04:40.000 What did you think was going to happen, Tess?

01:04:43.000 Did you think people were going to say, hey, you're not fat?

01:04:46.000 I'm sure millions did, by the way.

01:04:48.000 But yeah, some people have eyeballs.

01:04:51.000 Some of the comments will be from people with eyeballs.

01:04:55.000 That didn't work out very well.

01:04:58.000 No makeup.

01:05:01.000 He looks like a cool kid who delivers your paper on time every day.

01:05:06.000 Yeah, he avoids mischief in the hood.

01:05:08.000 He goes to the YMCA and like his extracurricular activities.

01:05:11.000 Thanks, Dwayne.

01:05:14.000 Thanks, Derek.

01:05:15.000 But it didn't affect me.

01:05:16.000 And so when I hear people saying all you do is eat and you eat, it's like you almost believe it, even though I know I'm not.

01:05:23.000 So what's the difference between?

01:05:24.000 Okay, this is a big thing with fatties.

01:05:26.000 I don't actually, I should have green screened this.

01:05:29.000 This is a pause, pause, pause.

01:05:32.000 But yeah, you do eat.

01:05:34.000 In fact, I would love, and this will never happen, but I would love as an experiment to sit with her and have to eat as much as she does.

01:05:42.000 Like, I could die.

01:05:44.000 Your stomach lining might tear because you know she has two chickens for breakfast and one of those big R C-cola three liter things. 1.00

01:05:53.000 So there, but the new thing with fatsos is I'm actually in great shape and I eat probably less than you.

01:05:59.000 I eat mostly salad.

01:06:01.000 I'm just big.

01:06:02.000 Really?

01:06:03.000 Okay.

01:06:04.000 Why were there no one like you?

01:06:06.000 Why did you people not exist when I was a kid in the 80s?

01:06:10.000 Why were there no big people back then?

01:06:12.000 There was like two.

01:06:14.000 The fattest man in the world when I was a little kid was Walter Hudson.

01:06:18.000 He weighed 1,500 pounds.

01:06:20.000 That's anorexia now.

01:06:22.000 She probably weighs. 0.97

01:06:24.000 What do you think she weighs?

01:06:25.000 450?

01:06:28.000 We could probably figure it out.

01:06:29.000 Imagine fucking that?

01:06:30.000 How do you even find...

01:06:32.000 Just fuck her leg. 1.00

01:06:33.000 Just fuck the back of her knee. 1.00

01:06:39.000 Let's see.

01:06:43.000 Her weight, her bra size.

01:06:45.000 Why would you want to know her bra size? 0.79

01:06:47.000 The biggest size they have.

01:06:51.000 Queen size.

01:06:53.000 Yeah.

01:06:53.000 Whatever has been invented.

01:06:55.000 Weight and kilogram.

01:06:56.000 304?

01:06:57.000 Oh, she's slim. 0.98

01:06:58.000 Yeah.

01:07:00.000 Of course, we don't know when this was.

01:07:01.000 She may have added a hundred. 0.96

01:07:02.000 But she's 5'5 ⁇ . 1.00

01:07:04.000 Holy shit.

01:07:04.000 How tall are you?

01:07:06.000 Way taller than her.

01:07:08.000 So 5'6?

01:07:09.000 Inches and inches taller than her.

01:07:11.000 5'7, soaking wet.

01:07:14.000 Oh, you get taller when you're wet?

01:07:17.000 That's amazing.

01:07:18.000 Okay, let's get back to her for a second here. 0.91

01:07:21.000 She's complaining about bulimia, by the way.

01:07:25.000 If Crip Daddy beat his disease the way she's beating anorexia, he'd be a fucking Hussein Bolt. 1.00

01:07:35.000 Lonely.

01:07:36.000 And I will say that getting a diagnosis does feel wonderful, but it is extremely lonely.

01:07:45.000 Sometimes I really fight with the shame of it, which I think is the hardest part.

01:07:51.000 But how do you feel about it?

01:07:51.000 She's talking about anorexia.

01:07:54.000 That's a joke, by the way.

01:07:55.000 Like I've seen t-shirts on fat people that say, I suffer from anorexia.

01:08:00.000 I forget what the punchline is, but it's a well-used bit.

01:08:08.000 Gaining your voice, your message, and the intention of the message that you wanted on Instagram, which is, this is my journey, and I know I'm not on it.

01:08:17.000 My journey.

01:08:17.000 How are you resetting this for you and to have other people who want to hear it?

01:08:22.000 She's talking like Kamala Harris.

01:08:25.000 What did you just ask?

01:08:27.000 What journey?

01:08:28.000 What does resetting mean?

01:08:29.000 What are you talking about?

01:08:30.000 None of this is real.

01:08:32.000 This is what I meant earlier when I said women are agreeable. 0.99

01:08:36.000 They're like, okay, I'm just going to say this woman has anorexia and everyone will clap. 0.90

01:08:42.000 Imagine her showing up to this meeting.

01:08:44.000 Be like, hi, guys.

01:08:45.000 Oh, my God.

01:08:46.000 I'm Rachel.

01:08:46.000 I have anorexia.

01:08:48.000 She's like, me too.

01:08:49.000 In the wrong room.

01:08:51.000 They're all like hiding in the corner.

01:08:53.000 They all start drooling because they want to eat her. 0.57

01:08:56.000 It's like, who wants to eat who here?

01:09:00.000 The cats eat the rats and the rats eat the cats and the cats eat the rats and the rats eat the cats.

01:09:04.000 It's that thing where the snake eating the snake's tail, whatever that's called.

01:09:09.000 The crossbow.

01:09:10.000 Like today, I tried to feed myself.

01:09:12.000 Didn't do that great.

01:09:14.000 And like one of your guests said earlier, I just try to be gentle with myself.

01:09:19.000 I'm trying to feed myself.

01:09:20.000 I didn't do that great.

01:09:21.000 I think you did pretty good.

01:09:23.000 You did an excellent job of feeding yourself.

01:09:25.000 That's your one true talent is stuffing your fat face. 0.56

01:09:29.000 The Me Too movement with Tamara Burke and who's the other chick? 0.99

01:09:33.000 The level of clown world denial that that girl can be compared to that girl.

01:09:37.000 And everyone claps.

01:09:39.000 Stop it.

01:09:42.000 They're both dying.

01:09:43.000 I'll give you that.

01:09:45.000 This is Tarana Burke talking about Me Too movement all over again.

01:09:49.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:09:53.000 And I also take...

01:09:57.000 This must be so hard.

01:10:04.000 You're doing a great job.

01:10:08.000 I take immense pride in the fact that...

01:10:11.000 Immense.

01:10:12.000 Abyssi.

01:10:13.000 I understand that I was given this platform originally for modeling.

01:10:17.000 Not given.

01:10:18.000 I busted my ass.

01:10:18.000 By the way.

01:10:20.000 I busted my ass.

01:10:22.000 No, you didn't.

01:10:24.000 You're an Instagram model.

01:10:25.000 You posed for some fat lesbian who wanted to flatter you. 1.00

01:10:29.000 That's it.

01:10:30.000 That's not work.

01:10:31.000 You stood outside and looked like shit for a fake photo shoot.

01:10:42.000 I lost in my butt to get here, but I feel immense gratitude and pride that I am able to sit here with you and talk about such hard things and know that there's somebody on the other side that feels less alone,

01:10:58.000 that maybe says to themselves, I'm going to get help, asks for help, starts taking care of themselves in the way that they deserve.

01:11:07.000 Because, you know, plus size or not, we all, everybody deserves food.

01:11:11.000 Everybody deserves to eat.

01:11:13.000 No.

01:11:14.000 No.

01:11:15.000 Some deserve more than others.

01:11:17.000 Those white kids in South Africa and the camps, they deserve food. 1.00

01:11:21.000 You don't deserve food.

01:11:24.000 A bum who is passed out in his own urine with barf on his beard doesn't deserve booze. 0.99

01:11:31.000 He's been overfed.

01:11:32.000 Last night, I overserved myself.

01:11:34.000 I didn't deserve any more liquor.

01:11:40.000 Go ahead.

01:11:43.000 Wait.

01:11:44.000 We deserve to live without judgment.

01:11:46.000 We do.

01:11:47.000 No, you don't.

01:11:48.000 That's the biggest thing in all of it.

01:11:50.000 Are you currently in therapy?

01:11:51.000 How often are you?

01:11:52.000 Yeah, so I see my dietician once a week, and then I have my therapist once a week.

01:11:59.000 And I have a lot of people in my life who lovingly just nudge me, nudge me along the right path.

01:12:05.000 And yeah.

01:12:07.000 Now, you look like you have a lot of enablers.

01:12:08.000 All right, that's enough of that fat content.

01:12:10.000 The last article here, I'm reminded of this thing Proud Boy sent me.

01:12:16.000 You ready for this term?

01:12:17.000 You ready for a new level of absurdity?

01:12:20.000 3-0.

01:12:21.000 Millionaires of color.

01:12:24.000 It's really hard being a millionaire of color because when you go to these meetings where you're going to donate like $10 million to the Museum of Modern Art, people stare at you.

01:12:36.000 So what should we do?

01:12:38.000 Should we start a GoFundMe for these millionaires to make them feel better?

01:12:41.000 When philanthropist Mona Sinha walked into her first meeting on a museum advisory board, she immediately noticed that she was the youngest person in the room, ageism, and the only person of color there, racism.

01:12:53.000 Instead of being welcomed as a new colleague, fellow members of the advisory board asked her if she was a fundraiser for the museum.

01:13:01.000 Can you imagine how much that must suck?

01:13:04.000 Such experiences often make people of color feel unwelcome in philanthropy.

01:13:11.000 Says Emily Haynes.

01:13:14.000 Emily Haynes, you suck at your job. 0.84

01:13:17.000 This is an idiotic pursuit.

01:13:20.000 Quit now.

01:13:21.000 Go get pregnant. 1.00

01:13:24.000 Sina says the emotional toll of operating in a mostly white environment has discouraged many wealthy people of color from seeking out philanthropic leadership roles.

01:13:31.000 Or maybe they're just cheap.

01:13:33.000 With many people, I find that the discrimination of the years has so damaged self-worth that it's very hard to claim that spot.

01:13:40.000 Oh my God.

01:13:42.000 113.

01:13:43.000 There's 113 millionaires of color?

01:13:45.000 Wow.

01:13:46.000 I thought America was racist.

01:13:48.000 Your article contradicts itself, you stupid bitch. 1.00

01:13:50.000 I bet if you look her up too, I always look up the journalist.

01:13:53.000 She's 23.

01:13:55.000 She just graduated.

01:13:56.000 She went to an all-female school. 0.85

01:13:59.000 And she mostly writes about fashion and celebrities.

01:14:04.000 This is her first foray into serious racism.

01:14:08.000 All right, let's get to the letters.

01:14:10.000 You're right.

01:14:11.000 I'm right again.

01:14:13.000 There she is.

01:14:14.000 A child.

01:14:15.000 A dumb, rich infant.

01:14:18.000 So should I heat up the bottle after I put it in the water or put the water in first?

01:14:22.000 No, you don't put water in there, Emily Haynes.

01:14:25.000 I didn't get that joke.

01:14:26.000 Sounds good, though.

01:14:26.000 She's a babysitter.

01:14:28.000 Oh.

01:14:31.000 People don't babysit babies, Ryan.

01:14:33.000 Oh.

01:14:35.000 Ryan, shut up, you don't have a dad.

01:14:39.000 Let's turn our eyes together.

01:14:45.000 Let me touch it.

01:14:47.000 Okay, my fucking hands are all black now.

01:14:50.000 Uh-oh.

01:14:50.000 I got these for the jag, which we don't have yet.

01:14:53.000 Don't worry, when we go pick up the jag, we're going to do a whole car guys episode over there.

01:14:58.000 Nice.

01:14:59.000 Still working on it.

01:15:03.000 But like, I don't want to wear these anymore.

01:15:06.000 I wore them because I found out my grandfather, Johnny McInnes, had a Volkswagen bug, my cousin told me.

01:15:12.000 And no one was allowed in it with food.

01:15:15.000 He was very strict.

01:15:16.000 And he would wear driving gloves when he got in because it was so important to him.

01:15:21.000 I thought, that's pretty dope.

01:15:23.000 Are your palms black?

01:15:26.000 My fingers have these weird shadows on them.

01:15:30.000 And yeah, my fingernails.

01:15:33.000 So these are garbage now.

01:15:35.000 Because you don't want to put on something that's going to make your hands dirty.

01:15:37.000 Now you've added something to your day.

01:15:38.000 The whole point of them is like to protect stuff.

01:15:41.000 You can't wash them.

01:15:42.000 You can't wash leather gloves.

01:15:49.000 Someone sent us a Facebook link.

01:15:51.000 I cannot check Facebook, sir.

01:15:54.000 This does work.

01:15:55.000 Oh, you can?

01:15:58.000 And what does it say now?

01:16:06.000 I didn't know that.

01:16:09.000 Okay.

01:16:10.000 Let's see.

01:16:10.000 Racists and thing on Facebook.

01:16:13.000 We're not allowed on Facebook, but that's totally cool.

01:16:16.000 Okay.

01:16:17.000 Thanks for that.

01:16:18.000 That was great.

01:16:20.000 All right.

01:16:21.000 Lou Reed.

01:16:22.000 Hey, this gentleman refers to Ryan and I as quote-unquote faggot cocksuckers, which hurts, I'm not going to lie.

01:16:29.000 Gabdioni, cool stories about Lou Reed.

01:16:31.000 Did you ever meet him?

01:16:31.000 I never met him.

01:16:32.000 I did meet that genre.

01:16:35.000 I met Debbie Harry once, and I met the guy who did the prints for Andy Warhol.

01:16:39.000 They're all total assholes.

01:16:41.000 Richard Hell, all of those, that late 70s punk scene, pop art community.

01:16:47.000 They're all dicks, and they're dicks as an affectation because they think that's what you want them to be.

01:16:53.000 They go, oh, you were here like in the real New York and when it was tough and dangerous.

01:16:57.000 So you're like an edgy person.

01:16:59.000 So they're just shitty.

01:17:00.000 Like Debbie Harry's a cunt. 1.00

01:17:02.000 Gatekeepers.

01:17:03.000 And Lou Reed, I heard, is a complete fucking asshole.

01:17:06.000 If I met Lou Reed, I'd go, dude, we're at a nightclub in the dark.

01:17:10.000 Why are you wearing sunglasses?

01:17:12.000 You look like such a geek.

01:17:14.000 Sunglass?

01:17:15.000 Have you ever worn sunglasses at night?

01:17:17.000 You can't see shit.

01:17:19.000 It's retarded. 1.00

01:17:21.000 It's embarrassing.

01:17:22.000 You look ridiculous.

01:17:24.000 You're blind to be cool?

01:17:27.000 No.

01:17:27.000 And here's the truth about Lou Reed.

01:17:29.000 He's sort of like Harmony Corinne in kids.

01:17:31.000 He's a geek from the suburbs.

01:17:34.000 And he would go into the city and he was overwhelmed by the coolness.

01:17:39.000 And he couldn't hack it.

01:17:40.000 So he did heroin.

01:17:42.000 And heroin makes you relaxed and it makes you feel cool and it makes you apathetic.

01:17:47.000 But heroin is literally a deal with the devil.

01:17:51.000 And it started taking him over and he became heroin.

01:17:55.000 And then just like Richard Grant in the movie How to Get a Head in Advertising, where the tumor gets So big that they accidentally remove his actual head, and the tumor takes over, and he becomes the tumor.

01:18:05.000 That's what heroin does. 0.65

01:18:06.000 That personality that you get from heroin takes over your real personality.

01:18:11.000 And so, Lou Reed, deep down in his soul, is a geeky, cool, funny, little nerdy fanboy.

01:18:18.000 That's who he really is.

01:18:19.000 Check Harmony Corinne and Kids.

01:18:22.000 But the heroin made him into cool Lou, and he ran with cool Lou.

01:18:26.000 So what you're actually seeing is a puppet who is being danced around by the puppeteer who is heroin.

01:18:34.000 He's not a real person.

01:18:38.000 I like that print with the toothbrush they just showed.

01:18:41.000 Art was better in the 80s.

01:18:49.000 Look at him.

01:18:50.000 It's so phony.

01:18:54.000 I'm cool.

01:18:59.000 That's what I liked about punk.

01:19:00.000 It was funny.

01:19:02.000 You had a sense of humor about yourself.

01:19:03.000 And when you have a giant red mohawk with leopard print on the side of your head, you're clearly not trying to be tough and cool.

01:19:10.000 You're being a goof.

01:19:11.000 This is cool.

01:19:12.000 Cool is gay.

01:19:15.000 Get your thumb off your face, Dork.

01:19:21.000 Disney's Turning Red, a review and a warning for Christian parents. 0.62

01:19:25.000 So apparently this new movie where the kid turns into a red panda every time she gets excited is propaganda.

01:19:32.000 It's LGBT, and the parents don't want her to become a panda, and they're freaked out by it, as one would. 1.00

01:19:39.000 You're defying biology and physics at the same time.

01:19:42.000 Your parents are going to be a little weird.

01:19:44.000 You're more, you're as relevant as Jesus Christ.

01:19:47.000 So yeah, things are going to be a little freaky with the folks.

01:19:52.000 But the metaphor this article claims is if you're trans or you're gay and your parents have a problem with it, then don't tell your parents.

01:20:01.000 Disobey them and go be trans on your own, which is not Christian, it's not family, it's not ethical. 1.00

01:20:09.000 We love watching Disney Pixars in our home, Caroline and I, and her red flags went up.

01:20:15.000 She's like, no, this is like weird propaganda shit.

01:20:18.000 She's like, I can't really put my finger on it, but it's like wrong.

01:20:22.000 The attitude's wrong.

01:20:24.000 Aren't you embarrassed that you're two adults who proudly watch children's movies?

01:20:28.000 No.

01:20:29.000 You don't find that in the least bit embarrassing?

01:20:32.000 No, because I think it's, for the most part, it's a big story whenever there's propaganda in these things, but it's wholesome.

01:20:38.000 I like wholesome stuff.

01:20:40.000 So you watch children's movies without a child present, and your baby doesn't count.

01:20:44.000 They're impressive.

01:20:45.000 You look at the art and you're like, wow, I mean, they do a good job.

01:20:49.000 Wow.

01:20:50.000 Do you guys like Teletubbies?

01:20:52.000 No.

01:20:52.000 Oh, that's too young.

01:20:54.000 No, it's just that we don't like the message.

01:20:57.000 Oh, so if Teletubbies had a better message, you'd like Teletubbies.

01:21:01.000 What is the message of Teletubbies?

01:21:03.000 It's worship this baby sun god and eat this pudding that comes out of a vacuum.

01:21:10.000 Weird.

01:21:11.000 It's not hot fire.

01:21:12.000 No, it doesn't sound like hot fire.

01:21:14.000 It's not.

01:21:17.000 Calvin says, I just finished watching the Gavin Kinnis a fucking asshole.

01:21:22.000 I've only been introduced to you fairly recently.

01:21:23.000 I know you were a co-founder of Vice, but I've only been watching you since 2015.

01:21:26.000 After watching that episode, it's like I'm seeing two completely different people.

01:21:31.000 Back then, you seem much more chill.

01:21:33.000 You're a lot funnier.

01:21:35.000 And your humor translates better in all those little sketches.

01:21:39.000 I was absolutely pissing myself at the one where you daydream the world where women are equally as horny as men.

01:21:47.000 And the shot of that hog at the end made me spit out my brew all over my keyboard. 0.99

01:21:51.000 Okay?

01:21:52.000 My hot take is that living in New York has changed you for the worst.

01:21:57.000 As much as I enjoy watching you every day, you definitely need some anger management with the way you speak to Ryan, who, by the way, is fucking hilarious.

01:22:03.000 I love his face over impressions.

01:22:06.000 Do you see any of Ryan in the younger you?

01:22:10.000 Question mark, comma.

01:22:12.000 And did you have someone close to you back then who was an impatient asshole to you, which helped you in the industry?

01:22:19.000 And really, when you're being a dick to Ryan, you're secretly trying to help him?

01:22:22.000 LOL.

01:22:24.000 What a fucking idiot.

01:22:27.000 Just all that.

01:22:28.000 First of all, I made that video 10 years ago.

01:22:31.000 I've been living in New York for about 22 years, 23 years.

01:22:36.000 So I guess the first 10 years, 11 years didn't make me an asshole, but the second decade did.

01:22:43.000 You're a fucking loser, dude.

01:22:44.000 Stop talking about people in a philosophical way like they're some sort of deity.

01:22:50.000 Don't worry about how my personality has changed and who's been an influence.

01:22:53.000 Fuck you.

01:22:55.000 That's like, you're sub-gay. 1.00

01:22:57.000 This whole show with me on it is a sequel to How to Be a Man, but it's called How to Be a Human.

01:23:02.000 And he's teaching me how to.

01:23:04.000 Ah!

01:23:06.000 The next one is horrible.

01:23:08.000 I'm going to punish you, but I'm not going to look.

01:23:10.000 Whoa, dude, this is sick.

01:23:12.000 Okay.

01:23:13.000 It's...

01:23:14.000 I don't want to look.

01:23:19.000 I could watch this whole thing.

01:23:20.000 I don't know.

01:23:22.000 I'm very squeamish, by the way, but I have no problem with this for some reason.

01:23:27.000 Like, they'll cut the entire lens of the eye off and then fill it with goop.

01:23:31.000 And then they scrape the inside, the cataract.

01:23:35.000 I cannot believe that job exists.

01:23:37.000 I wouldn't do it for a trillion, billion, million, zillion, cadzillion.

01:23:41.000 It's gone.

01:23:42.000 But how do they figure out to do that?

01:23:44.000 Like, who the fuck?

01:23:44.000 Yeah, what was the first one where they fucked up and they went, oh, I guess we cut too deep?

01:23:48.000 Are you sure?

01:23:48.000 Are we sure?

01:23:49.000 You have like 9 million people on their deathbed and you thought, let's just keep trying slicing different ways of the eye.

01:23:55.000 Honestly, that's probably it or cadavers.

01:23:58.000 We're in the future, man.

01:23:59.000 Like, the way they make contact lenses, it boggles the mind.

01:24:03.000 Yeah, how does that work?

01:24:04.000 How did you do that?

01:24:05.000 Or Batman's contact lens.

01:24:08.000 No spoilers.

01:24:09.000 Okay, I don't know what you're talking about.

01:24:11.000 I don't watch children's movies unless my children want to watch them.

01:24:13.000 I watch cool movies like Blacklight, where Liam Neeson is rescuing FBI agents, and then he realizes that the FBI is whacking politicians they don't like.

01:24:22.000 That is pretty badass, but still, it's apples and oranges.

01:24:26.000 Way to go, FBI.

01:24:28.000 When are you going to put you're going to put the Joe Biggs gives and go at the end?

01:24:31.000 Yeah, I put it on while we're talking, and then also at the end of this episode and every episode, going forth, there will be a card.

01:24:39.000 Let's see what we can do this week, kiddies. 0.94

01:24:40.000 $100.

01:24:41.000 You can do $100.

01:24:42.000 He is a great person.

01:24:43.000 He's been in solitary confinement for a year for meandering.

01:24:47.000 He's a political prisoner.

01:24:50.000 Everyone's got their Shea Guevara shirts on.

01:24:53.000 No one has a Joe Biggs shirt on.

01:24:54.000 Joe Biggs did nothing wrong.

01:24:56.000 And Mikatario, Ethan Nordine, did nothing wrong.

01:24:59.000 They've arrested 775 people that were there that day.

01:25:04.000 That's fucking ridiculous.

01:25:05.000 There was two victims of violence, and they were both our girls.

01:25:11.000 Does that sound American to you?

01:25:13.000 It doesn't.

01:25:14.000 It sounds Soviet to me.

01:25:15.000 All right, let's do the final video.

01:25:32.000 Squids are cool.

01:25:35.000 I don't understand this.

01:25:37.000 I mean, physics and science and a lot of electronic tech, all the technology boggles my mind.

01:25:42.000 Contact lenses boggle my mind.

01:25:44.000 That doesn't mean that biology doesn't also boggle my mind.

01:25:47.000 How the fuck did you do this?

01:25:49.000 Squid?

01:25:51.000 How'd you come up with this?

01:25:53.000 What was the trial and error?

01:25:57.000 What?

01:25:58.000 Whoa.

01:25:58.000 What?

01:25:59.000 Now you're invisible?

01:26:01.000 What?

01:26:02.000 How do- what?

01:26:05.000 Stop doing that.

01:26:06.000 It's evil.

01:26:07.000 Smash that thing. 1.00

01:26:08.000 It's satanic.

01:26:09.000 It's the subscribe.

01:26:11.000 Smash it.

01:26:11.000 Smash that like it's the subscribe.

01:26:14.000 That's demonic.

01:26:15.000 Subsquid.

01:26:17.000 You're too cool.

01:26:18.000 You need to die.

01:26:20.000 I know how he feels.

01:26:21.000 Get fired.

01:26:22.000 Get in trouble.

01:26:23.000 Be brave.

01:26:23.000 And never stop fighting.

01:26:27.000 Relocation, component homeland.

01:26:31.000 Since we're in place I can't understand.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 14, 2022

S4E96 - FUCK YOU... I HATE YOU

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