Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4E99

00:00:08.000 My brother, now it's coming!

00:00:16.000 It's Get Off My One with Gavin McGibbon!

00:00:29.000 Make twice tell me, tell me a muffler, pump and dravy.

00:00:33.000 Don't drink tea and don't drink coffee, coffee yum turn yum toffee.

00:00:38.000 Dancing in the desk go bump up to bumper.

00:00:41.000 Where the man?

00:00:43.000 Me jumper!

00:00:44.000 Me jumper!

00:00:46.000 Me jumper!

00:00:47.000 Me jumper!

00:00:53.000 That was the Sultans of Ping FC, the Sultans of Ping Football Club from Cork City, an Irish post-post, post-post-post punk band who have the sprinkles.

00:01:06.000 They've got the magic.

00:01:08.000 I don't know what it is.

00:01:10.000 They've got that inimitable talent that some bands just have, and you just know they're going to be great.

00:01:16.000 I mean, I can tell when it's obvious, but I could never quite figure it out with other bands.

00:01:22.000 Sarush Alvey, the man I started Vice with, he could hear a band.

00:01:26.000 He's like, they're going to be huge.

00:01:27.000 And he was always right.

00:01:29.000 One of his few talents.

00:01:32.000 Welcome back to Get Off My Lawn on this Tuesday of March 22nd, 2022.

00:01:41.000 I'm joined by my co-host, Ryan Katsu Rivera, a Puerto Rican gentleman whose Japanese father abandoned him at a young age.

00:01:49.000 We still talk?

00:01:51.000 Okay.

00:01:54.000 And we have some very bad news to impart.

00:01:57.000 This morning at 9 a.m., my friend Levi Romero was unplugged from life support.

00:02:04.000 He was not getting any blood to his brain.

00:02:07.000 They couldn't save him.

00:02:08.000 He was a wild man, an absolute blizzard of a human being, a human tornado.

00:02:17.000 He was a bull in a china shop where the china shop was planet Earth.

00:02:21.000 My God, what a nut.

00:02:24.000 It was impossible not to have fun with this guy.

00:02:28.000 And I think that's what happened.

00:02:31.000 Maybe it was yesterday?

00:02:34.000 Yeah, I think it may have even been yesterday.

00:02:36.000 Where he was zipping around on a moped and probably drunk.

00:02:42.000 And I think he went creening into a wall.

00:02:45.000 Face first, crashed.

00:02:47.000 Probably showing off, probably doing wheelies, probably doing jumps.

00:02:52.000 Probably scaring other cars.

00:02:54.000 That's the way he was.

00:02:57.000 And I miss him.

00:02:59.000 He was kind of the guy we invented the fourth degree for.

00:03:03.000 And though the media wants to pretend the fourth degree is go out and kill Antifa and you get a special badge, it is a consolation prize for getting fucked over.

00:03:14.000 Okay, you got screwed over, but you got your fourth degree.

00:03:17.000 It's almost like if you get audited by the IRS, you get your fourth degree.

00:03:21.000 And they're changing into, oh, so fight the IRS and you win.

00:03:25.000 Anyway, let's not waste our obituary bitching about the left.

00:03:30.000 But one of the first times I met him was very early on.

00:03:34.000 He's an OG proud boy.

00:03:35.000 He was there from basically from day one.

00:03:38.000 And he was always, he got the concept.

00:03:43.000 And the concept is not violence.

00:03:45.000 The concept is fun.

00:03:47.000 He was the Bluto to our Delta House.

00:03:50.000 And at this Battle of Berkeley, which I think was, what was that, 2017?

00:03:59.000 He had been working with Steve Taylor and some other guys.

00:04:05.000 And they organized a bunch of fun shit for the day.

00:04:09.000 And when he saw Antifa show up, he was thrilled.

00:04:12.000 He loved Antifa.

00:04:14.000 He loved fucking with them, not fighting them, joking around with them, talking to them, dancing around them, posing for pictures with them.

00:04:22.000 At one point, Yvette Falarka was there.

00:04:26.000 Oh, this was some chick that wouldn't give him the time of day.

00:04:29.000 And he's like, I love you.

00:04:30.000 I want to be your friend.

00:04:30.000 Let's talk.

00:04:32.000 And so she turned around.

00:04:33.000 That's her there.

00:04:34.000 Look at that.

00:04:35.000 Fash back.

00:04:37.000 What the fuck does that dumb shirt mean?

00:04:39.000 I hate the way they say fash.

00:04:41.000 Anyway, he was having fun with her and she didn't want to talk.

00:04:44.000 So she turned her back.

00:04:46.000 And he's dancing around.

00:04:47.000 So this is, what does that say?

00:04:49.000 Oh, yeah, that's Antifa.

00:04:51.000 That's lefties that are there anti-Trump, I believe.

00:04:54.000 Yeah.

00:04:54.000 So he went dancing around them and he said, he was yelling at me and I was at the other end of this sort of police line.

00:05:03.000 So he's on the wrong side of the police line right there.

00:05:06.000 And he said, I'm with these guys now.

00:05:08.000 Fuck you.

00:05:09.000 Fuck Proud Boys.

00:05:10.000 I'm Antifa now.

00:05:12.000 And then Yvette Falarka was there.

00:05:14.000 And of course, he's dressed in the Proud Boy shirt, so she knew something was up with him.

00:05:18.000 And he goes, no, I love you.

00:05:19.000 I'm on your side, girl.

00:05:20.000 I love you.

00:05:21.000 And he was dancing near her, telling her he loves her.

00:05:26.000 And he got jumped by the police and thrown in jail.

00:05:31.000 And I thought, wow, that says a lot.

00:05:33.000 He didn't touch her.

00:05:34.000 He didn't threaten her in any way.

00:05:36.000 He was being silly.

00:05:37.000 He was ridiculing her and her movement.

00:05:40.000 And the mayor of Berkeley, who had forwarded Antifa tweets and liked Antifa Facebook posts, he was an Antifa sympathizer, was clearly in bed with Yvette Falarca.

00:05:54.000 And he had clearly told his boys, the police force there, if anyone goes within 100 miles of Yvette Falarca, take them down.

00:06:04.000 She is my girl.

00:06:05.000 She cannot be thwarted in any way.

00:06:08.000 And she got drunk with that kind of power.

00:06:10.000 She was doing a thing for a while where she would file restraining orders against various conservatives, like conservative students.

00:06:16.000 Then she'd go to the campus, surround them, and say, hey, he's violating his restraining order.

00:06:22.000 Psycho, who was eventually caught and arrested.

00:06:26.000 But she got away with murder for a long time.

00:06:28.000 And yeah, seeing Levi tackled and dragged away like that for a fucking joke.

00:06:33.000 He's laughing the whole time.

00:06:36.000 was where we said, Yeah, let's do the fourth degree now.

00:06:40.000 It's a thing.

00:06:42.000 He also put up lots of posters.

00:06:45.000 I guess we can out his ID now.

00:06:48.000 Before the Battle of Berkeley, he was putting up these posters around town.

00:06:52.000 Freedom of speech hurts.

00:06:58.000 Oh, man, what a fun dude.

00:07:00.000 But he just partied too hard, and now he's gone.

00:07:02.000 I think he's like 28 years old.

00:07:05.000 We used to wear t-shirts of him.

00:07:08.000 Have you got the t-shirt?

00:07:09.000 Oh, you already showed it, yeah.

00:07:12.000 So we're going to have a funeral for him tonight, and I think we're going to raise money.

00:07:18.000 He's got a daughter.

00:07:19.000 We're going to raise some money for his daughter to get a Bitcoin or something like that.

00:07:23.000 Anyway, I'll keep you posted on that.

00:07:26.000 Let's focus on the brothers who are alive, though.

00:07:28.000 Joe Biggs out there still trying to get to the Supreme Court.

00:07:32.000 Still trying to fight this.

00:07:39.000 Yeah, give, send, go.

00:07:41.000 The band yesterday donated $500 to Saints of 35th Street.

00:07:47.000 Thank you for that, gentlemen.

00:07:52.000 But should we start the show?

00:07:54.000 Is that enough?

00:07:56.000 I think so, yeah.

00:07:57.000 Okay, let's do it.

00:07:59.000 I'm going to just say that I'll miss him a lot, too.

00:08:01.000 And he was, every time that you went to a thing, like a big Prowboys meeting, not like a little one, he was always there.

00:08:07.000 And it was a fucking party.

00:08:10.000 Like, when you walked into the room that he was in, that was like the wild area.

00:08:16.000 You could have fun anywhere in Westfest, but if you're in that room that he's in there, that's where shit's going down.

00:08:22.000 I don't know how to explain it, but it's just he's doing something.

00:08:25.000 Yeah, Dash Snow was sort of like that, too.

00:08:27.000 You always felt like you were at the right spot with him.

00:08:30.000 Right.

00:08:30.000 I'm not missing anything.

00:08:32.000 Yeah, this is where we are.

00:08:33.000 Yeah, and you know, I'm trying to look for the footage that the first Westfest I went to.

00:08:38.000 I think he was in there too, but I blurred a lot of people's faces out.

00:08:41.000 But he was like a mascot.

00:08:42.000 He was like up in front, you know, a Blutooster boy.

00:08:46.000 He was Blutho.

00:08:47.000 He was the face on the thing because he was just so rock and roll and so, you know, about the party and about the club.

00:08:56.000 So I don't think I blurred him out, so I'm going to look for that.

00:08:59.000 And in the next coming days, if any footage comes up that we could show from, I'm sure we will.

00:09:04.000 Yeah, send us your Levi pics, your Levi video footage.

00:09:08.000 I wish I had the shot.

00:09:10.000 It does exist.

00:09:11.000 In fact, I think I showed it on the show, on the Gavin McInnes show, where he gets tackled by the police.

00:09:17.000 And it was so uncalled for.

00:09:20.000 I mean, he wasn't like, you're a fucking bitch or anything.

00:09:23.000 He was smiling and going like this.

00:09:25.000 Wham.

00:09:26.000 Wow.

00:09:28.000 And I thought that really summarizes how the police are often used as tools for left-wing mayors.

00:09:36.000 Of course, Berkeley had massive quit guys dropping out of the police force after that.

00:09:42.000 It was a fucking abomination.

00:09:45.000 Anyway, let's start the show.

00:09:59.000 Just one?

00:10:01.000 One explosion.

00:10:01.000 Oh, it goes 3-2-1.

00:10:02.000 I see.

00:10:02.000 I was too busy waving to Donald Trump.

00:10:06.000 Is he going to run again in 2024?

00:10:07.000 Is he going to be the president of the United States?

00:10:09.000 He keeps talking.

00:10:10.000 I would say yes.

00:10:12.000 Because when they say, are you going to run?

00:10:13.000 He says, technically, I can't answer that question.

00:10:16.000 If you're going to run for president, you can't answer that.

00:10:19.000 I have heard him say, you were the 45th president.

00:10:21.000 He goes, 45th and 46th.

00:10:23.000 No, and 47th.

00:10:25.000 Right, right, right.

00:10:28.000 That's good to know because we need Braveheart back to save us.

00:10:35.000 I've been noticing a pattern here.

00:10:36.000 I saw a commercial for some show called The Girl from Plainville, and there is definitely a pattern with true crime.

00:10:43.000 This is what I've been screaming for a long time.

00:10:45.000 Fiction is for fags.

00:10:47.000 I don't need fiction.

00:10:48.000 You're reading a novel and you're reading it going, why am I in someone else's imagination?

00:10:54.000 That's gay.

00:10:55.000 I'm in your head.

00:10:56.000 I'm face fucking you.

00:10:58.000 I don't want to be in your brain.

00:11:00.000 I don't want to hear you're made-up people.

00:11:02.000 How do you have more life experience than me?

00:11:04.000 I'm 51 years old.

00:11:05.000 I lived all over the world, done everything.

00:11:08.000 And now I'm hearing about Xavier and Zoe.

00:11:13.000 Suck my dickie.

00:11:17.000 You're right.

00:11:18.000 But now Netflix is doing all of these true crime things.

00:11:22.000 They got the German chick who lied and said she was an oil baroness.

00:11:27.000 You know?

00:11:28.000 Like, what would you rather watch?

00:11:30.000 A made-up story about a scam or that fire island, not fire island, but remember that one?

00:11:35.000 The friar festival?

00:11:36.000 Yeah.

00:11:37.000 Like, that stuck with people forever.

00:11:39.000 And when you hear a true story, you're smarter at the end of it.

00:11:43.000 You have life experience.

00:11:45.000 When you read fiction, you're not smarter.

00:11:47.000 And a lot of the times, you're just hearing the guy's made-up bullshit prejudice.

00:11:51.000 For example, Lord of the Flies.

00:11:54.000 There was a real Lord of the Flies in off of Hawaii in Polynesia where these private school boys, 8, 9, 10, they got lost.

00:12:02.000 They ended up on an island for like months.

00:12:05.000 I think it was three months.

00:12:06.000 They're eating bananas and coconuts and staying alive, staying out of the rain, avoiding tarantulas.

00:12:13.000 And they all worked together and did a great job, and everyone was safe and happy.

00:12:19.000 Who wrote Lord of the Flies again?

00:12:22.000 Computer.

00:12:24.000 Computer.

00:12:24.000 Who wrote Lord of the Flies?

00:12:25.000 William Golding.

00:12:27.000 William Golding.org, Lord of the Flies is a 1960s.

00:12:35.000 Shut up.

00:12:35.000 Computer, shut up.

00:12:38.000 But he had a real problem with kids.

00:12:40.000 He didn't enjoy his childhood and he was malicious.

00:12:41.000 So he made up a fake story.

00:12:43.000 So you're smarter when you hear about the Polynesian story.

00:12:46.000 You're dumber when you hear about William Golding's made-up bullshit.

00:12:49.000 I want to be smarter.

00:12:51.000 Human beings are about storytelling, protecting each other.

00:12:54.000 I said to my daughter today, I was like, hear about that story of the new Rochelle kid who was stabbed.

00:12:59.000 He went to Washington Square Park.

00:13:03.000 Yeah.

00:13:04.000 And he's smoking weed there at 2.30 a.m.

00:13:07.000 What?

00:13:09.000 So these other black kids come up to him and they say, Give us your weed.

00:13:13.000 And he goes, No, fuck you.

00:13:14.000 So they stab him in the head.

00:13:17.000 Sorry to laugh, but that's an important story.

00:13:21.000 Hey, honey, don't smoke pot.

00:13:23.000 And if you're a suburban girl and you go down to the city, don't be out at 2 a.m. at any kind of park.

00:13:30.000 And if someone comes up to you late at night and demands something, they're armed.

00:13:33.000 You got to give it to them.

00:13:34.000 Get the hell out of there.

00:13:36.000 Don't be like, what up, bitch?

00:13:38.000 Like Tess Owen, who was at Central Park.

00:13:42.000 And she tried to buy pot, and they tried to rob her.

00:13:45.000 She wouldn't give up the money.

00:13:46.000 They ended up putting her in the headlock and stabbing her.

00:13:49.000 She escaped three times and they kept stabbing her.

00:13:52.000 Nicole Dufrine from Max Fish, the bar where I met my wife.

00:13:56.000 She's walking home one night.

00:13:57.000 Rudy Fleming points a gun at her.

00:13:59.000 It's his Puerto Rican black kid.

00:14:01.000 It's his uncle's gun he stole.

00:14:02.000 Points it at her.

00:14:03.000 She goes, what are you going to do?

00:14:05.000 Shoot me?

00:14:07.000 Shoots her dad.

00:14:09.000 These are all important stories that people, especially young people, need to know.

00:14:14.000 I don't want fake stories.

00:14:15.000 I love that true crime is a thing.

00:14:18.000 Thank you.

00:14:18.000 Finally.

00:14:21.000 Now, I saw the Kingsman last night, the new one.

00:14:27.000 And dude, is this guy?

00:14:29.000 I don't know, man.

00:14:31.000 There's something weird going on with Proud Boys and Kingsman series.

00:14:34.000 The guy who did it, forget his name, the writer-director, he just thought he was a normal scouser, a little working-class kid.

00:14:43.000 Then he found out that his biological dad was actually like the great-great-grandson of King George.

00:14:50.000 So he's actually an aristocrat.

00:14:52.000 And that seems to be a theme in his movies where a working-class guy, normal kid, ends up being, you know, part of an elite force.

00:15:01.000 But there's all these weird clues.

00:15:04.000 So the first one, he's wearing a Fred Perry like the Proud Boys, which I could say, oh, well, he's clearly, it's an homage to us.

00:15:11.000 But I think I may have got the Proud Boy shirt from that movie.

00:15:16.000 Because Proud Boys came after the first Kingsman.

00:15:19.000 But then the second Kingsman was all about bourbon.

00:15:23.000 And it's at a bourbon distillery.

00:15:26.000 Like Maker's Mark.

00:15:27.000 That was weird.

00:15:28.000 There was a bunch of others in the second one, too.

00:15:30.000 I can't remember right now.

00:15:31.000 And then last night I'm watching this.

00:15:33.000 The bad guy's Scottish, right?

00:15:36.000 And there seems to be all of these weird clues.

00:15:38.000 Like he hates politicians.

00:15:40.000 They're all scumbags, right?

00:15:42.000 That's what we always say.

00:15:43.000 He was saying, yes, we have had some sins in our past, but we're ready to be gentlemen now.

00:15:48.000 Oh, the beginning is the Boer War and the crimes the English did to the Boers.

00:15:53.000 Have you ever heard anyone mention what the English did to the Boers in 1900?

00:15:58.000 No.

00:15:59.000 That's my obsession.

00:16:02.000 I know I sound like a fucking megalomaniac here, but at the very end, we see the Scottish guy who's running the bad guys, and he's wearing McInnis tartan on his pants.

00:16:14.000 Now, that's a pretty rare tartan.

00:16:17.000 And it's not that aesthetically appealing, my tartan.

00:16:20.000 It's green.

00:16:21.000 It's mostly green.

00:16:23.000 And there's a scene where that guy, the good guy, cuts the Scottish guy's tartan leg, and they zoom in on the McInnis tartan.

00:16:31.000 So either I'm a fucking megalomaniac, or this guy likes Proud Boys and is sneaking in homages.

00:16:40.000 Now, the way you handle media, folks, if you're a liar, and I was tempted to do this, but I'm an honest person, you pretend that he really is a friend of mine and he can't say it publicly.

00:16:53.000 And I pretend I'm snitching on him.

00:16:55.000 And I pretend that I chose Proud Boys from the first movie, and then he agreed to send little nods and winks.

00:17:01.000 And then that appears in leftist media as proof that Proud Boys are inexorably linked to everything from the White House, where Enrique Tario meets the president, to films like Kingsmen.

00:17:12.000 And you let those rumors tumble around in the pop culture sphere.

00:17:18.000 That's how to play the game.

00:17:21.000 I just, I'm old and semi-retired.

00:17:23.000 I don't feel like playing this game.

00:17:25.000 You're not semi-retarded.

00:17:26.000 That's not true.

00:17:27.000 You're really smart.

00:17:28.000 You're cunning.

00:17:29.000 You're witty and creative.

00:17:32.000 Don't ever say you're semi-retarded.

00:17:34.000 Cunny, witty, and creative.

00:17:35.000 That's how children talk.

00:17:39.000 Cunny.

00:17:40.000 That's like when I was 11 and I said, disco sucks.

00:17:43.000 Talk is fun, cool, and exciting.

00:17:45.000 Right.

00:17:47.000 Cunning.

00:17:47.000 What do you mean cunning?

00:17:48.000 Have we ever escaped from something before?

00:17:50.000 Were we locked up in a cabin by a madman and I managed to get out?

00:17:55.000 Yeah, we've gotten out of some binds.

00:17:57.000 No.

00:17:58.000 Where in the movie?

00:17:59.000 What have I done this?

00:17:59.000 Tartan, cunning.

00:18:00.000 What does cunning even mean?

00:18:02.000 It means like bondish, like James Bond-esque.

00:18:05.000 James Bondesque.

00:18:06.000 Can you give me an example of me being James Bond-esque?

00:18:09.000 You've done some Bondian things.

00:18:10.000 Oh, sure.

00:18:11.000 Then they should be easy to come up with.

00:18:13.000 Well, there's so many that it's hard to just like all the reasons Trump's racist.

00:18:17.000 Where to begin?

00:18:18.000 Where's the Tartan scene again?

00:18:21.000 It's at the end of the movie.

00:18:22.000 We see the dance.

00:18:24.000 All right, spoiler alert.

00:18:27.000 It's not really a spoiler alert.

00:18:28.000 You mean, you know there's going to be a hoedown with the main bad guy.

00:18:31.000 But the bad guy's a hidden guy.

00:18:34.000 But he has a Scottish accent, which, by the way, sucks.

00:18:37.000 That's true.

00:18:37.000 The Scottish accent reeks.

00:18:40.000 You.

00:18:42.000 Scots don't say you.

00:18:44.000 They say you.

00:18:45.000 Duh.

00:18:46.000 Not ye.

00:18:47.000 It's not Y-E-W-E.

00:18:50.000 It's Y-O-U-H.

00:18:52.000 There he is.

00:18:52.000 You.

00:18:53.000 Wait a minute.

00:18:54.000 Is this a trailer?

00:18:55.000 No.

00:18:55.000 The full movie.

00:18:57.000 Oh.

00:18:57.000 How'd you get that?

00:18:58.000 HBO Max.

00:18:59.000 I'm signed in.

00:19:01.000 Huh.

00:19:02.000 Well, those are...

00:19:03.000 Okay, so there you see the pants.

00:19:05.000 You just gave away who the bad guy is, by the way.

00:19:07.000 That's what I was saying.

00:19:07.000 Spoiler, yeah.

00:19:08.000 Okay, so that is a spoiler.

00:19:09.000 Although you won't recognize him, so.

00:19:11.000 Right.

00:19:12.000 But look at that.

00:19:13.000 That's McKinnon.

00:19:14.000 You can look up McKinnis Tartan.

00:19:17.000 Anyway, if I'm wrong, this is embarrassing.

00:19:21.000 Oh, wow.

00:19:23.000 No, I think you're right.

00:19:26.000 No, that's not McKinnis Tartan.

00:19:27.000 It's green.

00:19:28.000 MCI.

00:19:29.000 You don't want to spell my name?

00:19:30.000 No, no, I have a keying on so I could do that green screen thing.

00:19:33.000 There we go.

00:19:34.000 Yeah.

00:19:35.000 That's fucking wild.

00:19:37.000 I mean, how many are there?

00:19:40.000 There's a billion million tartans.

00:19:41.000 And usually when you're showing tartan, you show red.

00:19:44.000 That's the most aesthetically appealing.

00:19:46.000 It's the classic one, the punks with the bondage pants.

00:19:48.000 Like when I wore it, when I got my McKinnis Tartan for my wedding, I wore a tie and a pocket square that was McKinnis Tartan.

00:19:54.000 I was like, I'd way rather have a red one, but oh well.

00:19:57.000 Let's see if we could zoom in, enhance, and then put it back to back because I see the patterns are very similar.

00:20:04.000 You got the double bold, like the dark colors.

00:20:06.000 You realize that if I'm wrong, you're making this more embarrassing.

00:20:10.000 That's fine.

00:20:12.000 We just talked about the death of our friend, and I pivoted to discuss me and someone's pants.

00:20:18.000 Right.

00:20:19.000 Well, when you put it that way.

00:20:20.000 All right, let's get serious here.

00:20:23.000 You got that blue line.

00:20:24.000 You got that dark line up there.

00:20:26.000 I guess it's...

00:20:27.000 I mean, how weird.

00:20:29.000 It's very close.

00:20:31.000 But if that is an homage, appreciate you, buddy.

00:20:34.000 Thank you.

00:20:36.000 Yet another scoop from Project Veritas.

00:20:38.000 I contacted James.

00:20:40.000 He didn't get back to me, but I was like, dude, let's just give PV a show.

00:20:44.000 You don't have to be on it.

00:20:46.000 And just, you have so much fucking news that you could be your own channel.

00:20:53.000 You know?

00:20:54.000 It would be like if there was a boxing channel that only talked about Mike Tyson's fights in the 80s at the peak of his career, you'd want to watch that.

00:21:01.000 Mike Tyson TV.

00:21:03.000 He's the Mike Tyson of news.

00:21:05.000 And at least once a week, there's a major thing.

00:21:08.000 So that's plenty of time for a show.

00:21:10.000 So I'll pay you.

00:21:13.000 And you just do the Project Very TAS update whenever there's a new one.

00:21:17.000 And it doesn't have to be you.

00:21:18.000 Anyone who works there.

00:21:20.000 Oh, shit.

00:21:25.000 Sorry.

00:21:25.000 Go ahead.

00:21:28.000 Anyone who works there, they have a studio there.

00:21:31.000 So just sit down with your paper and tell us the latest.

00:21:36.000 Anyway, Department of Justice was caught spying on journalists.

00:21:44.000 Project Veritas journalists, to be specific, this is one too.

00:21:49.000 He explains it best.

00:21:55.000 Well before the FBI raided the homes of our journalists last November, secretly reading our emails, concealing that from the court in our case against the SDNY.

00:22:07.000 This is a fundamental intolerable.

00:22:10.000 I think the SDNY is a southern district of New York court, which is the one in Manhattan.

00:22:15.000 There's the northern district, which I guess is Brooklyn, the southern district, which is Manhattan, or maybe I'm flipping those, but it's basically the justice system of New York.

00:22:25.000 Abridgment of the First Amendment by the Department of Justice.

00:22:29.000 In November 2021, the FBI raids our homes and seizes 47 electronic devices, including cell phones, laptops, and thumb drives.

00:22:38.000 Within five days, U.S. District Court Judge Annalise Atoris ordered the Southern District of New York to pause its review of my devices, and within a month ordered the SDNY to turn our seized materials over to a special master who would supervise the SDNY's review to protect our First Amendment and journalistic privileges.

00:22:57.000 Recently obtained legal documents from Microsoft Corporation reveal that despite Judge Torres' orders, between November 2020 and April 2021, the Department of Justice went to six magistrates and obtained a series of secret warrants,

00:23:15.000 orders, and a subpoena to surreptitiously collect privileged communications and contacts of eight American journalists, myself included, from Microsoft.

00:23:26.000 The DOJ even sought and obtained numerous secrecy orders preventing Microsoft from disclosing the surveillance to anyone.

00:23:34.000 The SDNY also went around Judge Torres and the Special Master and obtained two secrecy orders after the Special Master had been appointed.

00:23:44.000 Project Veritas is immediately filing a motion demanding that the federal government disclose if it engaged in culprit spying of our journalists by secretly demanding production of our protection.

00:23:55.000 That our justice system has been infiltrated from the very bottom to the very top with affirmative action hires and liberals and Soros-funded shitheads.

00:24:06.000 Like this footage I saw a long time ago of some guy with a flag and he was in New York City and he was mad about the COVID thing and he's saying this is not America.

00:24:15.000 And the police were grabbing his flag, I guess treating it as a weapon.

00:24:18.000 And I saw for a split second, I saw this fat black female cop grab it and then throw it to the ground.

00:24:23.000 I saw her put her foot on the flag and stamp on it and twist her foot.

00:24:27.000 Yep.

00:24:28.000 And I thought, that's the kind of cop we got these days.

00:24:31.000 And then we saw with Max and John's appeal, the judges, there was four of them.

00:24:36.000 One was an Asian man.

00:24:37.000 He left.

00:24:38.000 And it was three black women who may be right, maybe left.

00:24:42.000 But the odds are pretty high.

00:24:44.000 A black female judge is going to be left-wing.

00:24:46.000 And they were rolling their eyes and getting Max and John's cases reversed the whole time.

00:24:51.000 And of course, their appeal was denied.

00:24:53.000 Which brings us to justice and racism.

00:24:57.000 Let's jump to our new interstitial, the racism interstitial.

00:25:05.000 I can't remember.

00:25:07.000 I'm a black female.

00:25:09.000 What other different, what else could I have done to piss you off?

00:25:13.000 Black woman?

00:25:15.000 This is really inconvenient.

00:25:29.000 So we've got a new judge, a pedophile adjacent judge who seems real friendly with the child porn guys.

00:25:39.000 So we brought this up with Alex Jones on Friday after St. Pat's.

00:25:46.000 Hey, what glasses am I wearing on that show, Ryan?

00:25:50.000 Can you go to censored.tv homepage?

00:25:55.000 It's funny when you lose your glasses, you're pissed off and you check a few normal spots, but then you have to go deep on the case.

00:26:04.000 Wait, those are these, right?

00:26:09.000 Yeah, they look to be those.

00:26:10.000 Yeah, these are my big clown ones.

00:26:13.000 I think I know where my glasses are.

00:26:16.000 I slept in my son's bed on St. Patty's Day because he was in mommy's bed.

00:26:22.000 That's where they mostly.

00:26:23.000 Probably fell under the bed.

00:26:24.000 Anyway.

00:26:30.000 This judge bitch.

00:26:31.000 As I brought up on Alex Jones' show, every time there was something with kitty porn, she would go either the bare minimum or below for the prosecution.

00:26:40.000 So we're like, oh, good, you caught a pedophile.

00:26:42.000 15 years, what do you got?

00:26:43.000 And it was always like 10 months, 20 months, 16 months.

00:26:47.000 And she's since had to defend that.

00:26:49.000 It's become common knowledge now.

00:26:51.000 It's out into the mainstream now that we're on up to Tuesday.

00:26:54.000 Gav is always five days ahead.

00:26:58.000 And ready for this defense?

00:27:01.000 The reason I gave them such low sentences is because they were getting it downloaded.

00:27:09.000 And I think getting actual photographs like mailed to your house of kiddie porn are much worse than downloading torrents of a thousand kiddie porn videos onto a hard drive.

00:27:23.000 Okay, I'll give you that.

00:27:25.000 I think it's about 0.001% worse.

00:27:31.000 We're getting into the nuance of kiddie porn now.

00:27:34.000 Why?

00:27:36.000 So that should screw her up, right?

00:27:37.000 I mean, Kavanaugh, they stormed the Capitol.

00:27:40.000 No one was arrested for that, by the way.

00:27:42.000 When liberals stormed the Capitol, it's fine.

00:27:45.000 They stormed the Capitol to fight Kavanaugh.

00:27:49.000 They said, believe all women, remember?

00:27:51.000 The rumor was, by the way, not that he had raped someone.

00:27:54.000 The rumor was that a couple were fornicating at a frat party and he jumped on them while nude, which he denied, and there's no evidence of that.

00:28:02.000 But I got a, I'm sorry if this sounds sexist or rapist or whatever, but I've probably done that.

00:28:09.000 It's funny.

00:28:11.000 Sorry.

00:28:12.000 Like, as long as you are not trying to get off and you're making everyone laugh.

00:28:16.000 That's clearly not intimate lovemaking if they're upstairs at a party.

00:28:20.000 And I would say jumping on them nude is hilarious.

00:28:25.000 So he didn't do that, but that accusation enabled all of this lunacy, all of this madness, all these people freaking out.

00:28:34.000 And he almost didn't get in.

00:28:35.000 To which I kept saying to them, okay, you realize that we're going to play this game with you now.

00:28:39.000 If random accusations from your college years can stop Supreme Court judges, we're going to pull them up too.

00:28:44.000 But of course we don't because we're pussies.

00:28:46.000 We are the wimps who always take the high road.

00:28:49.000 So this woman is pro-pedophilia, for all intents and purposes.

00:28:54.000 And what are they doing in the hearings?

00:28:56.000 Licking her butthole so furiously it looks like it was bleached by a porn star.

00:29:03.000 This woman is black and her anus looks like an albino cream donut.

00:29:08.000 That's so fucking funny.

00:29:10.000 So true.

00:29:11.000 It's been licked clean.

00:29:13.000 And here we have America's number one wigger, Corey Booker.

00:29:18.000 I've got in big trouble at Fox News for calling him a wigger, but now that I have my own network, I can proudly say it.

00:29:23.000 This guy grew up in an area that's so fucking white that his parents weren't legally allowed to buy the house.

00:29:30.000 His parents are IBM executive intellectual super nerds, right?

00:29:35.000 So they wanted to buy a really fancy mansion because they were rich.

00:29:38.000 They're IBM engineers, executives.

00:29:42.000 So they bought in the whitest neighborhood in New Jersey.

00:29:44.000 This neighborhood, I forget the name of it, but if you Google image it, you see nothing but kayaks and insane mansions, like with Greek columns.

00:29:52.000 They look like banks.

00:29:54.000 Everyone's house in the town he grew up in looks like a bank.

00:29:59.000 He never knew any black people, not one.

00:30:01.000 When he was running for office, of course, he needed to invent one, so he invented a badass motherfucker named T-Bone.

00:30:09.000 There we go.

00:30:11.000 That's the homes where this wigger is from.

00:30:16.000 There we go.

00:30:18.000 That's what you do in his town.

00:30:19.000 What's the name of the town?

00:30:21.000 And it's one of the nicest places I've ever been.

00:30:25.000 Number one, Corey Booker.

00:30:27.000 Corey came from Harrington Park, New Jersey.

00:30:31.000 Harrington Park.

00:30:33.000 Welcome to Harrington Park.

00:30:36.000 I do enjoy the city.

00:30:38.000 I do enjoy Soho.

00:30:39.000 But in the summers, the heat, the humidity, I have to get back to Harrington Park where I can kaya.

00:30:46.000 I can canoe.

00:30:47.000 This nigga wasn't raised in Harrington Park.

00:30:49.000 He hails from Harrington Park.

00:30:51.000 Oh, yeah.

00:30:52.000 Straight out of Harrington Park.

00:30:54.000 I hail.

00:30:54.000 Motherfucker named Corey.

00:30:58.000 Soft grass.

00:30:59.000 Nice lawns.

00:31:00.000 Oh, look, there's an apartment building there.

00:31:01.000 That must be for the help.

00:31:02.000 Oh, that's actually a resort.

00:31:04.000 Sorry, sorry wrong again.

00:31:06.000 Akin to a Jamaican resort.

00:31:09.000 Looks like Sun City, doesn't it?

00:31:10.000 Yeah.

00:31:14.000 So, yeah, he invented a buddy named T-Bone.

00:31:18.000 And then Charles Johnson went to his apartment in Newark, where he says he lived.

00:31:23.000 There's two mattresses on the floor, no furniture, no nothing, and two detectives that just sleep there.

00:31:29.000 It's a crash pad for cops and Corey's bodyguards.

00:31:35.000 He doesn't live there.

00:31:39.000 Whoops.

00:31:40.000 He assaulted a gay man?

00:31:42.000 Oh, well, I love him now.

00:31:47.000 Sexually assaulting.

00:31:48.000 Anyway, so the hearings are where we interrogate our future Supreme Court judges and ask them tough questions about their previous decisions, like why did you pardon so many pedophiles?

00:32:01.000 Let's see what Corey has to say about her.

00:32:04.000 Forgive me, I grew up in a small black church where I was taught.

00:32:07.000 You grew up in a small black church?

00:32:10.000 Is that your bedroom?

00:32:13.000 Yeah, his parents worshipped him, so he called it black church.

00:32:17.000 Forgive me, I grew up in a small black church where I was taught to make a joyous noise unto the Lord.

00:32:23.000 And this is not a normal day for America.

00:32:26.000 We have never had this moment.

00:32:29.000 That sucks.

00:32:31.000 He's Sean King.

00:32:33.000 He's a compulsive liar.

00:32:36.000 He like Googled black people.

00:32:39.000 Joyous noise unto the Lord.

00:32:41.000 He probably saw that in Sister Act 2.

00:32:45.000 What a fucking poser.

00:32:47.000 I officially am stating for the record today, Sean King is way more black than Corey Booker.

00:32:54.000 Or half of these people in the White House.

00:32:56.000 If this woman's face doesn't say everything, this woman all the way to the right.

00:33:01.000 This motherfucker.

00:33:02.000 Who the fuck?

00:33:03.000 The preacher's hands on his back.

00:33:05.000 He's like, now we don't know who this man is.

00:33:07.000 But we love him.

00:33:08.000 We welcome him into our church on day one.

00:33:10.000 He is now going to pretend he grew up here.

00:33:13.000 What a fake photo op.

00:33:15.000 Oh, my God.

00:33:15.000 You poser.

00:33:16.000 This is what Barack Obama did, too.

00:33:18.000 Remember?

00:33:19.000 Yeah, dang.

00:33:20.000 This cluster.

00:33:21.000 This one's like, who the fuck?

00:33:22.000 And then he's like, I can't believe this nigga just walked in.

00:33:26.000 This motherfucker didn't show up here.

00:33:28.000 Yeah, damn straight.

00:33:31.000 I ain't buying it.

00:33:31.000 I didn't want to stand next to him.

00:33:34.000 But remember, Obama went to see that preacher who ended up being a big Farrakhan dude who was anti-Jew and caused all kinds of problems for Barack.

00:33:43.000 Although it probably helped him with the black vote.

00:33:46.000 You want to be around a controversial preacher if you're a black dude.

00:33:49.000 Anyway, sorry.

00:33:50.000 Get back to Corey.

00:33:53.000 Probably going to pull out some chitlins and grits.

00:33:58.000 Eric Holder, what are you pulling that up for?

00:34:00.000 That's his Obama's.

00:34:03.000 What's his name again?

00:34:05.000 What's my name again?

00:34:07.000 Jeremiah Wright.

00:34:09.000 Wright.

00:34:09.000 Yeah.

00:34:11.000 Jeremiah Wright.

00:34:13.000 4.

00:34:14.000 And I just want to talk about the joy.

00:34:16.000 I know tomorrow and the coming hearings, we're going to have tough, hard questions, but please let me just acknowledge the fact that this is not normal.

00:34:24.000 It's never happened before.

00:34:26.000 The Senate is poised right now to break another back barrier.

00:34:31.000 We are on the precipice of shattering another ceiling, another glass serum.

00:34:36.000 It's a ceiling.

00:34:36.000 It's a sign that we, as a country, are continuing to rise to our collective cherished highest ideals.

00:34:45.000 I just feel the sense of overwhelming joy in this.

00:34:48.000 Forgive me, I grew up in a small black.

00:34:50.000 You start trying to steal the spotlight.

00:34:53.000 Yeah, that's true.

00:34:54.000 Amazing.

00:34:54.000 And I fucking hate this whole like first black woman Supreme Court bullshit, first Native American astronaut, because it implies that me and you were like, not on my watch, boy.

00:35:06.000 And finally, this overqualified super genius.

00:35:10.000 But the opposite is true.

00:35:11.000 She got this gig because Biden said, find me a black woman.

00:35:15.000 That's all I care about.

00:35:17.000 And they go, we found this one.

00:35:18.000 She seems real easy on child sex offenders.

00:35:21.000 Ah, that makes her better.

00:35:23.000 Maybe she can help me sniff some.

00:35:25.000 I've had the privilege of growing up in a tradition that didn't believe in the myths and the legends because we had to bear the brunt of them.

00:35:34.000 See, if he was your dad and he was giving you shit for something, how would you not crack up?

00:35:40.000 When you don't take out the trash and do the dishes, you make it very hard on you, me, and your mother.

00:35:44.000 I trusted you.

00:35:45.000 We had a pack.

00:35:45.000 We had a deal.

00:35:46.000 And it was one thing.

00:35:47.000 It was garbage.

00:35:49.000 And that garbage is still in the garage, rotting, stinking, reeking up my garage.

00:35:53.000 I was doing a repair the other day down there, and the fly came by my face.

00:35:58.000 Do you know why?

00:35:59.000 Because that garbage was four days old.

00:36:03.000 Now I'm going to be a fly around your ass.

00:36:06.000 I could be a fly on your ass with a smile.

00:36:12.000 Touching the mom's arm.

00:36:13.000 Yeah.

00:36:14.000 Or we can learn to heal with this explanation.

00:36:19.000 You're not the first guy not to take out the garbage.

00:36:21.000 And you won't be the last.

00:36:23.000 I keep meaning to do that next time I see my dad.

00:36:25.000 I want to yell at him like I'm in a movie.

00:36:29.000 And so I'll be in Florida's apartment going, you don't think I'm scared?

00:36:33.000 You think I wake up every day not knowing who I am or where I'm going?

00:36:39.000 And look at you.

00:36:41.000 Look at you sitting there like you never had the same fear.

00:36:45.000 Oh, you're going diary of black woman.

00:36:47.000 Yeah, I'm going to go diary of mad black women.

00:36:48.000 Well, all movies are.

00:36:50.000 Like, no one talks to each other like that.

00:36:53.000 No one has ever in the real world yelled at another person, you don't think I'm scared?

00:36:58.000 That's a great opener.

00:37:00.000 You don't think I wake up every day not knowing if it'll be my last?

00:37:07.000 The only thing that gets me through is knowing that you're more scared.

00:37:12.000 In the army now.

00:37:13.000 Oh, there's a recreation.

00:37:14.000 I'm sorry.

00:37:15.000 That was a good movie.

00:37:16.000 No, I know, but here.

00:37:18.000 Oh, I remember that scene.

00:37:19.000 Yeah, there's a recreation of it.

00:37:22.000 Feed him.

00:37:24.000 Clothe him, they say.

00:37:26.000 You're gay.

00:37:27.000 What about Diary of a Mad Black?

00:37:29.000 That's redundant.

00:37:31.000 As opposed to what?

00:37:33.000 What about me?

00:37:38.000 Why did you do this?

00:37:41.000 To make a funny scene already funnier?

00:37:43.000 It's already parodied, sir.

00:37:44.000 It is a parody.

00:37:45.000 Free parody.

00:37:46.000 What else do you do?

00:37:47.000 Parody of Looney Tunes?

00:37:49.000 Do you have a parody of Wile Coyote not catching up to the Roadrunner?

00:37:53.000 You could make a heavier anvil fall on him?

00:37:55.000 Did you think it was absurd when Wiley Coyote went through a cave wall and there was a silhouette of him?

00:38:03.000 Look at the theatrics here, too, one six of this grueling hearing this poor woman is enduring and will endure.

00:38:11.000 I don't even know if the hearing's begun.

00:38:13.000 Yeah, it has.

00:38:15.000 That's how we know her defense.

00:38:17.000 Love how Katanji's hubby keeps crying.

00:38:21.000 Unconditional love.

00:38:22.000 Of course he's white.

00:38:34.000 Is that his dad?

00:38:35.000 Oh, he couldn't make it, so his dad came there.

00:38:37.000 Incredible professional journey.

00:38:40.000 None of this would be.

00:38:41.000 You know what's fucked up about this clip?

00:38:42.000 Stop.

00:38:44.000 Her husband is the guy behind without the glasses.

00:38:47.000 And the guy in the front is the guy who always wanted to fuck her and never got the chance.

00:38:53.000 So the old guy's sick of her shit by now.

00:38:56.000 And the young guy is like, I bought her shit.

00:38:59.000 She said we were friends.

00:39:00.000 I just wanted one blowjob.

00:39:02.000 And then the daughter's looking at the guy going, you motherfucker.

00:39:05.000 You ain't never going to fuck my mama.

00:39:10.000 College more than three decades ago, and since then.

00:39:13.000 She's laughing.

00:39:14.000 No, yeah, she's like, hurt, don't it?

00:39:16.000 You ain't never getting in there.

00:39:18.000 Never.

00:39:19.000 Never gonna happen.

00:39:20.000 Cry, white man.

00:39:22.000 And then the dad's like, chill.

00:39:23.000 I'm white too.

00:39:25.000 Father, and friend.

00:39:26.000 Why is he sitting in front of me?

00:39:29.000 Why did this guy that wants to fuck her get the first row?

00:39:34.000 Why do they all have white husbands?

00:39:35.000 For real, for real.

00:39:36.000 Grueling.

00:39:37.000 Grueling.

00:39:38.000 Does Omar, Ilhan Omar's husband, he's white too, right?

00:39:42.000 Yeah, he looks like a fat me.

00:39:44.000 He looks like a proud boy.

00:39:45.000 And then AOC's man is white.

00:39:47.000 Yeah, they're all white.

00:39:48.000 It's endless.

00:39:49.000 Oh, wait, Ilhan Omar.

00:39:51.000 Yeah.

00:39:51.000 I don't know.

00:39:52.000 I know her.

00:39:52.000 I think it's her brother.

00:39:53.000 Her brother.

00:39:54.000 Her brother was black.

00:39:57.000 This is totally off topic, but it's still within the realm of racism.

00:40:02.000 How annoying is this dude?

00:40:03.000 Oh, he is white.

00:40:05.000 Oh, yeah, that was her campaign guy.

00:40:07.000 Wait.

00:40:08.000 Just like AOC.

00:40:09.000 He was working on her campaign.

00:40:11.000 He left his wife for her.

00:40:13.000 And her weird, like, rat hair.

00:40:15.000 What the fuck?

00:40:16.000 Anyway.

00:40:18.000 What are you doing, dude?

00:40:21.000 That's my first reaction when I hear anyone has fucked Ilhan Omar.

00:40:25.000 Are you okay?

00:40:26.000 What's wrong with you?

00:40:28.000 Why did you fuck that?

00:40:32.000 She's like a little rat from Ratatouille or something.

00:40:36.000 Yeah.

00:40:38.000 Oh, which reminds me of some Muslim stuff.

00:40:43.000 Nice segue 2-0.

00:40:46.000 Massive shooting in, was it Edmonton?

00:40:51.000 We have a Islam thing.

00:40:52.000 I don't think we've ever played it.

00:40:54.000 Oh, we have our new Islam thing?

00:40:55.000 Okay, let's bring it up.

00:41:14.000 This is much.

00:41:21.000 So where is this Urtail Lounge?

00:41:24.000 I think it's in Edmonton, Alberta.

00:41:29.000 Edmonton, Winnipeg, that area is fucking so cold.

00:41:34.000 It's insane.

00:41:35.000 And in the summer, the mosquitoes will pick up your child and you'll never see it again.

00:41:39.000 Anyway, very tough, hard scrabble part of the country.

00:41:43.000 And of course, they are importing Somalians out the wazoo.

00:41:47.000 And it's not going great.

00:41:48.000 So what's the media's solution?

00:41:51.000 Hide it.

00:41:51.000 Sweep it under the rug.

00:41:53.000 This has received approximately zero coverage.

00:41:56.000 I think we clearly have local coverage if they're calling the Urtail Lounge a place that they assume we all know.

00:42:04.000 So we're as local as you can get here.

00:42:06.000 Two men charged with first-degree murder in Urtail Lounge shooting.

00:42:09.000 70 shots went off, by the way.

00:42:11.000 Even that headline makes it look like, oh, there was probably some drug war and they killed a guy.

00:42:16.000 No, it was a mass shooting.

00:42:19.000 About a dozen people were injured.

00:42:22.000 The police have videos guns being fired into a crowd of people outside the lounge Saturday morning, killing one man and leaving six other people injured.

00:42:31.000 It was a massive rain of bullets.

00:42:34.000 Edmonton.

00:42:36.000 And by the sixth paragraph, you can read that two men, 23-year-old Said Ibrahim and 22-year-old Mohamed Mohammed.

00:42:49.000 Muhammad Mohammed.

00:42:51.000 If you're unfortunate enough to have the last name Muhammad, maybe don't make the first name Muhammad.

00:42:57.000 Kind of cool to double down.

00:42:59.000 Mohamed Mohamed.

00:43:00.000 Is that pronounced Muhammad?

00:43:02.000 Muhammad, Muhammad.

00:43:04.000 Muhammad.

00:43:04.000 It's phonetic.

00:43:05.000 Why is there so many different spellings of Muhammad?

00:43:08.000 Muhammad Muhammad.

00:43:10.000 It's retarded to name your kid Jesus, but I guess some Mexicans do it.

00:43:14.000 But Jesus, Jesus, is something not even Mexicans would do.

00:43:18.000 That's like when Jesus does something weird.

00:43:20.000 Like, Jesus, Jesus.

00:43:24.000 Muhammad, Muhammad.

00:43:28.000 So those two guys were arrested, and I think the guy you just showed, I think that's Saeed Ibrahim.

00:43:33.000 But they look Muslim, and they clearly are.

00:43:37.000 And we're totally ignoring it.

00:43:38.000 What's 2-1?

00:43:40.000 No, they're looking for Said.

00:43:41.000 That's it.

00:43:44.000 We're not importing the best, our best, are we?

00:43:48.000 Go to 2-1.

00:43:48.000 The post-millennial, of course, is brave enough to cover it.

00:43:51.000 See 60 or 70 shots fired.

00:43:55.000 Nowhere else are you seeing that number.

00:43:58.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:44:03.000 Can you imagine if the races were reversed?

00:44:06.000 Can you imagine if MAGA guys shot up a black bar anywhere in the world and 60 or 70 shots were fired?

00:44:15.000 Confirmation that we have a MAGA problem.

00:44:20.000 Ooh, that's a hate crime right there, bro.

00:44:23.000 And then, of course, Justin Trudeau was mortified to discover there was an attack on a synagogue.

00:44:29.000 2-2.

00:44:30.000 Was it a synagogue or a mosque?

00:44:33.000 I think it was a mosque, actually.

00:44:35.000 What's this tweet loading up?

00:44:39.000 The attack on congregants.

00:44:41.000 Yeah.

00:44:41.000 At the Dar al-Tawheed Islamic Center is incredibly disturbing, says Justin Trudeau.

00:44:46.000 I strongly condemn this violence, which has no place in Canada.

00:44:51.000 Ooh, they love saying no place.

00:44:53.000 Hate has no home here.

00:44:54.000 This violence has no place in my country.

00:44:57.000 And I'm keeping the community in my thoughts today.

00:44:59.000 I also want to applaud the courage of those who were there this morning.

00:45:03.000 And then our UK's Douglas Murray, who's now at the New York Post, points out that the attacker was a fucking Muslim named Muhammad.

00:45:12.000 The way they are framing this information is just downright disturbing.

00:45:17.000 24-year-old man Mohammed Moise Omar arrested for possible hate following an attack on the mosque.

00:45:25.000 No one kills more Muslims than Muslims.

00:45:28.000 No one hates Sunnis more than Shiites.

00:45:31.000 All their little inner tribal bullshit.

00:45:34.000 We gave them a whole country, Pakistan.

00:45:35.000 And what do they do?

00:45:36.000 They're constantly at war in Kashmir, trying to move the border south.

00:45:42.000 They're insatiable.

00:45:45.000 And speaking of fake news, let's jump over to COVID, shall we?

00:45:49.000 We shall.

00:45:53.000 Let's do it.

00:45:54.000 Fuck.

00:45:55.000 We haven't talked about COVID in a while, and it links to this fake news.

00:45:58.000 We've got a good segue, good series of segues going here.

00:46:02.000 So you just pull it.

00:46:04.000 Public health restrictions, the blockade of our crew, our democracy, and our fellow citizens leading lives.

00:46:11.000 Double back.

00:46:13.000 That means you're gay.

00:46:21.000 I still think that fall was fake.

00:46:24.000 Just one story in this one.

00:46:28.000 Eric Adams here in New York is still saying he wants kids to be masked up, and the CDC says it accidentally inflated children's COVID death numbers in a coding logic error.

00:46:39.000 And the president's son says, let's call him the president from now on.

00:46:44.000 Should we do that?

00:46:45.000 Or is that just going to confusing?

00:46:46.000 President Jr.

00:46:48.000 No, Trump is President Trump.

00:46:49.000 Yes.

00:46:50.000 Oh, yeah.

00:46:51.000 And we'll call Biden Mr. Magoo.

00:46:53.000 That's great.

00:46:54.000 The president's son says, does anyone actually believe this?

00:46:58.000 Or do they believe it is used to drive the narrative?

00:47:00.000 And I would argue that the reason that kids are being forced to wear masks is because we can force kids to do shit.

00:47:06.000 This is why gay TikTokers, teachers are pushing around kids and telling them they have to wear masks because kids make easy prey.

00:47:16.000 And if blacks didn't freak out every time you said the N-word and Muslims didn't blow up your building every time you printed Muhammad cartoons, they'd be victims too.

00:47:26.000 But kids can't fight back, so that's the new target, folks.

00:47:30.000 We've got pedophile Supreme Courts and fucking SNLs, nothing but incest and child rape jokes.

00:47:37.000 Because you can.

00:47:39.000 So it's our job to protect the children.

00:47:42.000 Anyway, final thing on stuff.

00:47:45.000 We don't have a Ukraine thing here, but we haven't talked about it in a sec.

00:47:49.000 But I just want to focus on the fake news of Ukraine.

00:47:53.000 Like 2.6, people are saying this is a green screen.

00:47:58.000 The background is too static.

00:48:00.000 And you'll notice that his arm at the beginning of it glitches out.

00:48:04.000 Now videos glitch, but it is strange that an arm can become temporarily transparent in the first second.

00:48:15.000 And then even when there's a backdrop that's just like a night, a government building at night, there's flickering of lights, there's blowing of wind, there's stuff.

00:48:29.000 Is the video there too?

00:48:31.000 What's that music?

00:48:33.000 It's a Russian Doomcore.

00:48:39.000 Yeah, dude.

00:48:41.000 It's fishy.

00:48:47.000 The lighting is inaccurate.

00:48:50.000 And look at the perspective.

00:48:52.000 What does he go upstairs here?

00:48:57.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:49:02.000 The first couple seconds says everything.

00:49:05.000 Yeah, there's his arm disappearing.

00:49:09.000 There you go.

00:49:12.000 Even more arms disappearing right there.

00:49:17.000 Yeah, it looks like he's going up a ramp.

00:49:20.000 That's incongruent with the geography.

00:49:23.000 Yeah, they got the perspectives wrong.

00:49:24.000 You're right.

00:49:25.000 That is a still shot.

00:49:26.000 And as someone who does green screens almost every day, that's not how it like the beginning looks exactly like me walking onto the green screen.

00:49:34.000 Go back to the beginning, besides the perspective.

00:49:39.000 Yeah.

00:49:39.000 I can't really explain it.

00:49:41.000 And then, of course, there's the totally stagnant background.

00:49:44.000 Right.

00:49:45.000 Like, those lights are meant to do something.

00:49:50.000 Not flicker on and off, but have some sort of organic movement to them.

00:49:54.000 Yeah, it's almost an undetectable, if it's not there, you'll notice it.

00:49:59.000 Yeah.

00:50:00.000 Type of thing.

00:50:03.000 Yeah.

00:50:05.000 Yeah, that's a picture.

00:50:06.000 Absolutely.

00:50:07.000 They got real lazy with that.

00:50:09.000 You could just, you could film that background for a while and have a video background.

00:50:14.000 Maybe Russians and Ukrainians are used to really shitty TVs.

00:50:18.000 Oh, yeah, well, yeah.

00:50:19.000 And then 2.7, see, my dad, this is what I've had a fight with my dad about where he's like, that's a conspiracy theory.

00:50:26.000 Like, okay.

00:50:28.000 Oh, yeah.

00:50:30.000 This isn't fake news, but he has a $35 million house in Miami, right?

00:50:36.000 And I saw someone say, there's no such thing as a $35 million house in Miami.

00:50:40.000 What?

00:50:41.000 I'm like, what?

00:50:42.000 So I looked it up, and here they are.

00:50:44.000 They're all around.

00:50:46.000 The cheapest home on this map is $30 million.

00:50:49.000 So where is, which one of these is Zelensky's?

00:50:53.000 This poor hard Scrabble president in the t-shirts who's just trying to get by and help his people?

00:51:01.000 He also has a $40 million house.

00:51:03.000 Like, I don't think Barack Obama's, I think Barack Obama's house is like $5 million.

00:51:08.000 And he's a brutally corrupt despot.

00:51:13.000 So doesn't looking at these homes sort of change your perspective on Zelensky at least a little bit?

00:51:21.000 That's a nice one.

00:51:22.000 Oh.

00:51:25.000 And then 2-8, this is a really weird one for the nerds.

00:51:37.000 But I love this kind of shit.

00:51:39.000 The electrical outlet in Zelensky's hospital visit video is a three-pronged type E, which is used in Poland and Israel.

00:51:49.000 Ukraine uses types C and F, both two-pronged.

00:51:56.000 This raises the possibility that he's not even in Ukraine at this point.

00:51:59.000 Poland?

00:52:00.000 Just speculation at this point.

00:52:04.000 Pretty interesting, huh?

00:52:06.000 Bashi Shviyard.

00:52:11.000 Huh.

00:52:12.000 huh?

00:52:14.000 Anyway, as I was saying yesterday, this is the problem with getting involved in these kind of things.

00:52:19.000 You don't know the culture.

00:52:21.000 You don't know how much lies are part of their scene.

00:52:25.000 If we're playing his lawyer, I'm saying my client was at the embassy visiting for the day because of reasons we can't.

00:52:33.000 Why would an embassy have different electricity?

00:52:35.000 Well, because people that are visiting, they might have the plugs from their native land.

00:52:40.000 Yeah, it's called adapters.

00:52:41.000 You don't start a whole new power grid for one building, you boob.

00:52:45.000 Detective shitty is on the case.

00:52:48.000 Play the Detective Shitty thing.

00:52:52.000 We haven't seen this in a while.

00:52:56.000 That's because I've been right a lot.

00:53:00.000 Niet.

00:53:02.000 Niet.

00:53:02.000 We've seen this.

00:53:05.000 No, it's not coming, but tonight Kevin is wrong and Ryan is right.

00:53:14.000 What the fuck is that?

00:53:16.000 I've been sitting on that for a while, but it hasn't come up yet.

00:53:19.000 It's not going to come up.

00:53:21.000 Might as well just play it.

00:53:22.000 That's the only time you're going to see it.

00:53:23.000 But was that a deep fake of me and you on some black and white guys?

00:53:28.000 Or is that just they found two actors?

00:53:30.000 What's the beginning?

00:53:34.000 It does look like me, and that does look like you.

00:53:38.000 It's off, though.

00:53:39.000 Yeah.

00:53:40.000 I think they have a real black guy and a real white guy, and then they deep faked our fake.

00:53:45.000 My beards never looked like that.

00:53:47.000 Right.

00:53:47.000 Good.

00:53:48.000 Oh, I think it's just the nose and eyes.

00:53:51.000 Yeah, it's a program where you could plug it in.

00:53:57.000 That one, I don't think they're even trying.

00:53:58.000 No, no, that's your nose and eyes on a chick.

00:54:01.000 That sucks.

00:54:04.000 Okay, that's a lot of heavy shit.

00:54:05.000 We had a lot of news to catch up on.

00:54:07.000 Let's lighten it up.

00:54:08.000 Can you get Crip Daddy on the line?

00:54:10.000 Oh, my gosh, of course I. He showed me something so weird today.

00:54:14.000 Now, he's our go-to guy for all things young people.

00:54:18.000 That's how politically correct we are.

00:54:21.000 We don't go to him for gimp shit.

00:54:23.000 But it's for gimp shit.

00:54:28.000 So you can pull up these pictures, Ryan.

00:54:30.000 He shows me this picture.

00:54:30.000 It's some ugly nerd who's saying, my man cuts my waffles or whatever for me.

00:54:38.000 Yeah.

00:54:39.000 Look at that guy.

00:54:40.000 When I was young, a guy in an Ed Edoneti shirt, there's no way he was going to get any pussy or be called daddy.

00:54:49.000 In my day, you had to play bass and motorhead to be called daddy.

00:54:54.000 But it gets worse.

00:54:55.000 When my daddy cuts my French toast for me, now go to the next one.

00:54:59.000 She's Princess Cum Kitty, right?

00:55:02.000 You.

00:55:03.000 So she just is there to fallate him.

00:55:06.000 Hey, look, it's me.

00:55:06.000 I usually cut up kittens' food, but I always ask her just in case she ever wants to be a big girl.

00:55:10.000 I love you little bitches.

00:55:12.000 Okay, so the young daddy is getting all the poon.

00:55:16.000 And now what's this next one before we talk to Donovan?

00:55:20.000 There's another one.

00:55:22.000 Basically, he says, I should have never made her eat the doo-doo.

00:55:27.000 She'll never come back.

00:55:28.000 Everything we shared was for fucking nothing.

00:55:30.000 It's all over because of a little doo-doo.

00:55:33.000 Now, this goes back to 2014.

00:55:35.000 Donovan, please help me understand.

00:55:37.000 Do you know these people?

00:55:40.000 No, I don't, unfortunately.

00:55:42.000 But I know types of people like this.

00:55:44.000 So is she at least fat and ugly?

00:55:49.000 What's your definition of fat?

00:55:53.000 Her gut hangs an inch over the front of her belt.

00:55:57.000 Okay, then yeah, she's fat.

00:55:59.000 So are young people feeding each other feces?

00:56:02.000 Is that what's happening in your world?

00:56:04.000 Yeah, all the time.

00:56:05.000 How do you think that happened?

00:56:08.000 And this one is eating the poop all over the place.

00:56:12.000 What is going on here?

00:56:13.000 Princess come, kitty?

00:56:15.000 Like, when I was young, a nerd like that would never get within 100 miles of a cunt.

00:56:19.000 Oh, dude, it's so weird.

00:56:21.000 The kinkiest people are the weirdest, grossest.

00:56:24.000 Like, you wouldn't want it.

00:56:26.000 I got invited to an orgy at a comic bookstore.

00:56:29.000 Really?

00:56:30.000 Yeah.

00:56:31.000 And what did they want you to do there?

00:56:33.000 Remember them?

00:56:34.000 Right?

00:56:35.000 I was more disgusted at the fact that they asked me.

00:56:38.000 You're into some real weird shit.

00:56:41.000 What are you, you disgusting perverts?

00:56:43.000 Yeah.

00:56:44.000 Didn't you have some chick who wanted to pee on you?

00:56:46.000 I mean, have you pee on her?

00:56:48.000 Yeah.

00:56:50.000 I didn't think that the pee and poop thing was like real.

00:56:53.000 I thought it was all kind of a joke to a certain degree.

00:56:56.000 Like, I didn't realize that actual normal people will just casually ask, like, will you pee on me?

00:57:04.000 I mean, I'm pretty open-minded sexually.

00:57:06.000 I just, this is very advanced stuff.

00:57:09.000 Like, this should be for 45-year-old diplomats.

00:57:13.000 That's what I mean.

00:57:14.000 In a dungeon, you know?

00:57:16.000 But no, like, it's a waffle.

00:57:17.000 It's young.

00:57:19.000 It's weird.

00:57:20.000 I'm confused.

00:57:22.000 So are young people getting laid like crazy?

00:57:24.000 I thought everyone was an incel and all the girls are on OnlyFans.

00:57:28.000 It depends on the group you're in, but for the most part, yeah.

00:57:32.000 Once you're fresh out your mom's womb, it's like if you're not fucking, you're nobody.

00:57:39.000 So at your school, like when you were in high school, everyone say 16.

00:57:45.000 What percentage of those 16-year-olds are virgins?

00:57:49.000 So I was good friends with the school nurse, and they did a thing every once in a while to get like blood for the blood drive, and it got kids out of class, so everybody donated blood.

00:58:02.000 And I remember her telling me the year I was graduating, they weren't allowed to use 40 to 60% of the blood that was donated.

00:58:15.000 So I think that should answer your question.

00:58:18.000 That is amazing.

00:58:20.000 Yeah.

00:58:20.000 I guess it's porn, right?

00:58:23.000 It has to be something.

00:58:24.000 I love it, and I'm fucked up.

00:58:27.000 Yeah.

00:58:28.000 I don't understand.

00:58:31.000 All right.

00:58:32.000 Well, thanks for coming on the show and updating us about your disgusting generation and all the horrible things they do where 60% of their blood is infested with fucking AIDS and common venereal warts.

00:58:44.000 Yeah.

00:58:44.000 yep.

00:58:44.000 If you ever need any tips on how to piano woman, though, let me know.

00:58:48.000 I got you.

00:58:49.000 Okay.

00:58:50.000 Thanks, Crip.

00:58:51.000 See you next week on Monday.

00:58:53.000 Yep.

00:58:54.000 Bye, buddy.

00:58:55.000 Bye.

00:58:56.000 I don't know what to think.

00:58:59.000 Did you know those names?

00:59:01.000 Who is that couple you just showed?

00:59:02.000 Oh, just a rando.

00:59:05.000 I typed in gamer couple.

00:59:07.000 We got to get not just Crip Daddy, but we got to get in touch with some 19, 20-year-olds.

00:59:14.000 Like Zoomer-ish.

00:59:16.000 I'm getting mixed signals.

00:59:17.000 I have the OnlyFans and the incels.

00:59:20.000 I understand that.

00:59:20.000 It's terrible.

00:59:21.000 It's a tragedy, but at least I can wrap my mind around it.

00:59:24.000 But then you also have ugly nerds eating each other's assholes.

00:59:29.000 That is interesting.

00:59:31.000 So you're either incel or like a nearly retired porn star.

00:59:37.000 What?

00:59:38.000 What are you guys up to?

00:59:40.000 I care.

00:59:41.000 I want to help, but I got to figure out what the fuck you're up to first.

00:59:45.000 And of course, we'll have to break this down racially because I'm sure Midwestern white 19-year-olds have a totally different lifestyle than the kids in the Bronx.

00:59:56.000 Dude, the kids in this neighborhood, the way they cross the street is so aggro.

01:00:00.000 I shouldn't say kids.

01:00:01.000 Every single person in the Bronx.

01:00:03.000 You're driving and they start walking at you to the point where if I was to slam on the brakes, they'd bump into my door.

01:00:11.000 It's like an aggro thing.

01:00:14.000 I dare you to hit me.

01:00:15.000 World.

01:00:16.000 Like, I'm just going to, my knee's just going to nick your back bumper as I cross the street.

01:00:21.000 Because I'm in that much of a hurry and I'm that much of a daredevil.

01:00:24.000 And I'm just like, you're making me veer away from you into opposing traffic.

01:00:29.000 She eats the poo-poo.

01:00:32.000 I love it when he cuts up the fence toast for me to eat.

01:00:35.000 The other thing that's driving me nuts, last week it was the giant eyelashes.

01:00:39.000 This week it's these Tuskegee bomber things all black guys are wearing.

01:00:43.000 Even black boxers at the gym are boxing with this thing on.

01:00:48.000 It must be so hot.

01:00:51.000 And now there's a fancy fake Dior one.

01:00:54.000 But you look like an imbecile.

01:00:56.000 You look like a South Park Kenny or a baby being born.

01:01:01.000 It's the least flattering way to frame your face like this and just walking around like with shorts and a t-shirt on and this on.

01:01:09.000 Hey, what's up?

01:01:12.000 I don't even know what that's called.

01:01:14.000 It's not a balaclava.

01:01:15.000 Balaclava.

01:01:16.000 What the fuck is this?

01:01:19.000 I'm officially at that age where I just walk down the street like Larry David going, what is that?

01:01:24.000 I understand if you're on a skadoo and you got your helmet on, you don't want to mess up your hair, maybe we could talk.

01:01:32.000 But just like boxing, walking around, fixing your car, what is on your fucking head?

01:01:42.000 Let's hit the mailbag.

01:02:02.000 By the way, guys, stop sending emails to my personal email.

01:02:05.000 I don't read them.

01:02:07.000 My personal email is for me to send emails to myself so I can know what stories to talk about.

01:02:13.000 Otherwise, I don't look at it.

01:02:14.000 It's spam.

01:02:15.000 It's garbage.

01:02:17.000 The address for mail is mailbag at censored.tv.

01:02:21.000 Let's check in on Joe Biggs' give, send, go, by the way, while we're here.

01:02:29.000 I'll read this while you do that.

01:02:31.000 This is from Justin.

01:02:32.000 He says, Gavin, I've tried the sex strike before, and it does not work.

01:02:40.000 Seven?

01:02:41.000 $75?

01:02:43.000 That's great.

01:02:45.000 I think we went up two grand yesterday.

01:02:47.000 Wow.

01:02:47.000 Thanks, everybody.

01:02:48.000 I think we did yesterday what we did all last week.

01:02:52.000 Now, that is impressive.

01:02:54.000 This is a number we can get with.

01:03:03.000 Again, every little bit counts.

01:03:04.000 And you know what else counts with these fundraisers?

01:03:06.000 The number of people who donate.

01:03:08.000 So if you only have 10 bucks, that's very relevant because it's the 10 bucks, but it's also the fact that all these people give a shit.

01:03:17.000 That keeps you alive in there.

01:03:19.000 You know, when I sued the SBLC, we raised a quarter mil, but what I found more consequential was it was from 30,000 donations.

01:03:26.000 That's 30,000 people saying, fuck you.

01:03:30.000 I hate you to the SBLC.

01:03:34.000 This gentleman says, I do not recommend this tactic.

01:03:36.000 I've been married for 13 years.

01:03:38.000 Well, I've been married for, oh shit, I've only been married for 15.

01:03:42.000 I've known her for 22.

01:03:44.000 And in this time, I've tried the sex strike, hoping that one night after not having sex for months on end, my wife will be so horny that she'll jump on top of me and use my penis as her living dildo.

01:03:53.000 It has never happened.

01:03:55.000 She just diddles her bean and falls asleep long after I've passed out.

01:03:59.000 She refuses to tell me when she masturbates because she tells me that it'll only make me horny.

01:04:03.000 It pisses me off to no end.

01:04:05.000 We sleep in the same goddamn bed, mere inches from each other, and she can't wake me up to say, I'm horny and ready to go.

01:04:12.000 Her excuse is that she's always too tired.

01:04:14.000 She has to make the kids lunches.

01:04:16.000 She has to take the kids to ballet and soccer practice.

01:04:19.000 So I step in and I help with all those tasks, thinking that this will make her appreciate me and then maybe want to have sex.

01:04:25.000 I even watch her stupid fucking shows and it doesn't work.

01:04:30.000 The man always has to initiate sex.

01:04:32.000 It is a game of trial and error.

01:04:34.000 I try 35 times and maybe on the 36th time, she will reciprocate because she happens to be in the mood and all the climatological conditions are correct.

01:04:45.000 Come on, man.

01:04:47.000 If she even suspects that one of the kids might wake up, she's a cold fish.

01:04:51.000 Yes, that drives me nuts.

01:04:53.000 You made a sketch about this for Christ's sake.

01:04:54.000 Women are not as horny as men.

01:04:56.000 It's a terrible fact of life.

01:04:58.000 My wife and I are going to marital counseling to see if we can rev up the engine a little bit because I'm tired of this shit.

01:05:04.000 I got to say, buddy, every single person I know who went to marriage counseling ended up divorced.

01:05:09.000 It's quiet.

01:05:10.000 Yeah, no, it's quiet for him.

01:05:12.000 Hey, Gav, you wondered out loud on your last episode if deaf and blind people had a higher suicide rate.

01:05:19.000 Turns out your instinct was correct.

01:05:21.000 Mental illness often coincides with deafness, and blindness too, presumably.

01:05:26.000 And if you've ever had a family member who's lost their hearing, you'll be familiar with how bad it fucks up their day-to-day functioning.

01:05:32.000 This is probably why the gay suicide is.

01:05:34.000 I've been trying to figure out why gays talk weird and a scientific explanation.

01:05:40.000 The best I can come up with is they have more estrogen, so they sound more like women.

01:05:46.000 But I watched this, I'm almost done it, but I'm watching this documentary, Do I Sound Gay?

01:05:51.000 And in it, there's just, it's like Don Lamont is in it, and Dan Savage.

01:05:56.000 And there's just so many homos going, who cares?

01:05:59.000 So what?

01:06:00.000 You should be proud of who you are.

01:06:02.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:03.000 Can we get down to the science, please?

01:06:06.000 Homo?

01:06:11.000 Hey, Gavin, did you know the newest justice on SCOTUS is basically the bitch of the court?

01:06:16.000 I did not know this.

01:06:17.000 He means literally.

01:06:18.000 They get hazed and have to be on cafeteria duty.

01:06:22.000 They get coffee for the other justices, hold the chamber door open, and basically keep their mouth shut during hearings.

01:06:28.000 This was Elena Kagan's job for six years before Gorsik was confirmed.

01:06:33.000 How do you think Kentanji Brown Jackson is going to do fetching coffee for the likes of Kavanaugh and Coney Barrett?

01:06:40.000 I guarantee they won't do that to her.

01:06:43.000 Because it'll feel slavey.

01:06:45.000 They'll chicken out.

01:06:46.000 Yeah, they'll be like, no, no, no.

01:06:47.000 It's all right.

01:06:48.000 I got it.

01:06:49.000 Yeah, it's happened to me a million times.

01:06:51.000 I abused all interns, and then they slowly earned their way into my good books.

01:06:55.000 But the black girls are like, fuck this shit.

01:06:58.000 I'm not your slave, bitch.

01:07:00.000 Or as one of them said, I've told you the story 100 times, she left a note crumpled up in the intern desk that says, why do they keep giving me these stupid, boring jobs?

01:07:10.000 Don't they, hasn't 400 years of history taught them I'm worth something more?

01:07:14.000 She wrote that note to herself, presumably, then crumpled it up and left it in the desk.

01:07:21.000 Is that the deodorant one?

01:07:23.000 No.

01:07:24.000 She was pretty cool.

01:07:25.000 Okay.

01:07:26.000 Her dad died, so she had some substance.

01:07:28.000 Right.

01:07:29.000 That's a good reason for leaving as a black father.

01:07:32.000 Gavin, are you betting on the Mets to win Moneyline or just the game?

01:07:35.000 Please don't bet the Mets only that it's next level retard.

01:07:37.000 Too late.

01:07:38.000 I've already done this.

01:07:39.000 I'm betting the Money Line is just to win the game.

01:07:44.000 Right?

01:07:44.000 Yeah.

01:07:45.000 I'm not betting on anything weird, points or anything.

01:07:48.000 So say they're playing the Yankees that I win, I'll probably win 120.

01:07:51.000 Say they're playing the Padres during a losing streak, I might just win 80.

01:07:56.000 So I'm still not down, but I'm not as up as 100.

01:08:01.000 I am never going to financially recover from that.

01:08:03.000 Well, we're going to have a little counter in the screen, Ryan.

01:08:05.000 You can make this.

01:08:06.000 So the Mets bet.

01:08:08.000 And it'll say games won, games lost.

01:08:11.000 And then it'll have my total with the dollar sign on the correct side.

01:08:14.000 And it'll be negative or positive.

01:08:18.000 Got it?

01:08:22.000 The Mets bet.

01:08:24.000 Maybe put it in a circle in Mr. Mets' head or something.

01:08:28.000 And then games won, games lost.

01:08:31.000 And then below that, you don't have to write the word total.

01:08:33.000 Just have the number.

01:08:34.000 And you'll just send me $200 or negative $100 or.

01:08:39.000 Totes.

01:08:39.000 Possibly negative $16,000.

01:08:41.000 Ouch.

01:08:45.000 But have you noticed the tone here of every letter I get always?

01:08:51.000 Everyone's an expert.

01:08:54.000 You're just, that is next level retard or don't do the sex strike.

01:08:59.000 It won't work.

01:08:59.000 You don't know what you're doing.

01:09:01.000 I've been married 13 years.

01:09:03.000 I've been married since 2005.

01:09:06.000 What's that?

01:09:06.000 17 years?

01:09:08.000 So why are you the expert?

01:09:11.000 Like, you don't think I've been around?

01:09:14.000 And you don't think the downside of this bet has occurred to me?

01:09:18.000 Fuck Wad?

01:09:21.000 Oh, this is a good one.

01:09:22.000 Crime and justice reporter Jonathan Cho was fired by Como, KOMO, for today, for posting videos on Twitter promoting a Proud Boys march in Olympia, unapproved coverage of the weekend rally, and not meeting KOMO's editorial standards.

01:09:38.000 If you follow his Twitter feed, his video reports shed a spotlight on street crime, the homeless disaster that is Seattle.

01:09:45.000 Reports of numerous encampments and the loitering drug usage, filth, and destruction happening in the downtown Seattle area.

01:09:52.000 So yeah.

01:09:54.000 They just turf him.

01:09:59.000 Keep going down?

01:10:02.000 Wait.

01:10:03.000 Maybe we'll see what got him turfed.

01:10:08.000 Oh, look, he's not even phased.

01:10:09.000 He's just still doing all his work.

01:10:12.000 Jonathan Cho, like, he's not going to fucking stop reporting.

01:10:18.000 So he didn't say there's a Proud Boys rally.

01:10:20.000 We got to check it out and support them.

01:10:23.000 He just said, the Proud Boys are having a rally on this date.

01:10:27.000 I'll be reporting on it.

01:10:28.000 That's not supporting the Proud Boys.

01:10:31.000 Go back to that initial link.

01:10:36.000 Go down.

01:10:39.000 Keep going.

01:10:40.000 This is a weird format to write in.

01:10:43.000 I'm a journalist.

01:10:44.000 If there was a Klan rally and a crossburning Seattle Center or a Black Panther march, I would cover it.

01:10:49.000 My job is to present all sides, not just the one that aligns with my values or worldview.

01:10:55.000 That's crazy talk.

01:11:05.000 Dear gaping McCann and Grand Poodong of the Fag Zone, Ryan last week was trying to queer splain you the situation with the transgender character on the new season of Survivor, which confused you.

01:11:17.000 Let me fag splain it so it actually makes sense.

01:11:20.000 I guess he's saying he's gay if he's fag splitting, right?

01:11:23.000 Man splaining is when a man explains something to you.

01:11:25.000 Yes.

01:11:25.000 There have been a few trainings on the show the last few years, some of whom have famously been the victim of scandalous forced outings.

01:11:31.000 These aren't your Walmart trainees.

01:11:33.000 The producers try to find the least ambiguous ones almost as a, ooh, you thought this was a man.

01:11:38.000 Think again, bigot, to the audience.

01:11:40.000 The most recent one, Jackson, looks like a built Texas dad.

01:11:44.000 Low voice, stout, full beard, very masculine features, and bald as a baby's bum.

01:11:51.000 He told a sob story, blah, blah, blah.

01:11:53.000 Turns out Jackson did not disclose the producers that he has prescribed lithium for anxiety, which apparently can have some disastrous side effects when combined with dehydration.

01:12:03.000 He was pulled from the show for this reason, much to the chagrin of the trans community.

01:12:06.000 You haven't explained shit, by the way, guy.

01:12:10.000 Thanks for fag explaining this.

01:12:12.000 The show used to be bass, but is now totally cucked.

01:12:14.000 The host even changed his signature catchphrase from, come on in, guys, to come on in.

01:12:20.000 Yep.

01:12:21.000 Do you watch that show?

01:12:23.000 This would be my...

01:12:24.000 Tomorrow's the second one that I'm watching.

01:12:27.000 I've watched some old ones with her, but we're in the new season now.

01:12:30.000 Second episode tomorrow.

01:12:33.000 Jackson is no more.

01:12:35.000 Yeah, yeah.

01:12:35.000 No, he made like speeches like, I know it's racially shitty to say this or gender insensitive to say this, so we're going to say that.

01:12:44.000 Like he's had to like do a bunch of those things.

01:12:47.000 For the record, folks, I don't have to tell any baby monsters this, but guys just means group of people.

01:12:54.000 And if you have a problem with it, that's a great indicator that you're a piece of shit.

01:13:01.000 Hey, Gavin, this is probably too long to be down there.

01:13:03.000 I've heard you say it a million times and quite a bit recently that you believe people are born gay.

01:13:08.000 Now, he does add, I think you're wrong.

01:13:10.000 It's very rare we get a letter where they go, I think, instead of you are wrong.

01:13:15.000 But he goes, in order for a person to be born gay, it has to be assumed that they are gay before they can read, watch TV, or learn about homosexuality from an older person.

01:13:24.000 He or she would have some gay genetics.

01:13:25.000 That theory doesn't work because you can't pass on the gay gene because gay people don't reproduce.

01:13:31.000 First of all, you don't know that gay people don't reproduce.

01:13:34.000 The guy could have just been holding it in.

01:13:36.000 And secondly, can you be spontaneously born with something that isn't necessarily from your parents?

01:13:45.000 Yeah, I know of a couple where they're not remotely cousins by any stretch of the imagination.

01:13:51.000 They're from different parts of America, no similar background.

01:13:54.000 But unfortunately, the combination of their DNA reproduces some of the traits that you see in inbred children.

01:14:01.000 Nothing serious, but his daughter can't break down protein, just like a diabetic can't break down sugar.

01:14:08.000 So they have to feed her like a meatball this big a day.

01:14:11.000 That's all she can handle.

01:14:12.000 And when they go to the clinic, it's all Hasidic Jews in the waiting room because they're the only other people that have this same weird affliction.

01:14:20.000 So that's a spontaneous thing that wasn't passed down and came out of nowhere just with the combination.

01:14:28.000 And I mean, it's like Margaret Show says, if you think gay is something you can become, you're gay.

01:14:35.000 I showed you on the other show me sucking my first dick and my 1,000th dick.

01:14:39.000 They're both equally unpleasant to me.

01:14:42.000 You don't get into the groove.

01:14:46.000 Okay, this is an interesting video, but we don't have time to show it on the show.

01:14:49.000 How BlackRock's algorithm, Aladdin, works to own most of the planet.

01:14:54.000 Now, I watched this, and I recommend you do too.

01:14:57.000 It's really well done.

01:15:01.000 Pretty fun editing.

01:15:04.000 And Ryan, you can pull it up any day this week.

01:15:08.000 I'm on the one.

01:15:09.000 It's another tagged one?

01:15:11.000 Yep.

01:15:12.000 I already told you the subject, too.

01:15:14.000 How BlackRock's algorithm, Aladdin, works to own most of the planet.

01:15:19.000 It has a purple flag on it.

01:15:23.000 And I don't know why you're still having trouble with your mail after we already went through this yesterday.

01:15:29.000 From now on, you have to devote the rest of your day to fixing the problems from that actual day.

01:15:35.000 Crap.

01:15:37.000 So all the other ones showed up there.

01:15:40.000 Oh, got it.

01:15:43.000 BlackRock.

01:15:45.000 So zoom out so they can see this.

01:15:47.000 It's by the Big Awakening Cube.

01:15:51.000 And then just play the first, like, 20 seconds.

01:15:55.000 Wait, go back to the beginning, yo.

01:15:57.000 What if I told you there is a robot that controls more wealth than any country on Earth?

01:16:02.000 A robot so powerful that in the last 10 years it has quietly created the biggest company in the world.

01:16:07.000 This is the story of a robot called Aladdin.

01:16:10.000 It's Wall Street's best kept secret and it's gobbling up every asset class across every industry.

01:16:14.000 Aladdin now controls $21 trillion of our global economy.

01:16:18.000 To put that in perspective, that's more than the $20 trillion GDP of the US or the $15 trillion GDP of the entire European Union.

01:16:27.000 The news statesman wrote, The total physical cash of all 7 billion people and every company, bank vault, wallet and piggy bank in the world is around $5 trillion.

01:16:36.000 Aladdin has grown into a system responsible for more than four times the value of all the money in the world.

01:16:41.000 This one robot directs the actions of the US Federal Reserve, almost every major bank, an investment fund on Wall Street, and over 17,000 traders.

01:16:48.000 It controls half of all ETFs, 17% of the bond market, 10% of the global stock market, and carries out a quarter of million trades every day and billions of forecasts every week.

01:16:57.000 Year after year, it hoovers up trillions of data points.

01:17:00.000 Anyway, when you're feeling smart, you can go check that out on your own time.

01:17:06.000 Hey, Gavin Rai, I was recently listening to Can Ask You a Question.

01:17:09.000 I was really enjoying it until I realized that all these wafes had X'd you.

01:17:13.000 Fuck it.

01:17:14.000 It really put a sour spin on things for me.

01:17:16.000 Screw these celeb tards.

01:17:17.000 You're better off without them.

01:17:18.000 Hmm.

01:17:21.000 Yeah, I guess.

01:17:22.000 I mean, like, say someone like Justin Thoreau, if he was my buddy still, and we were photographed together, I think his career would be over.

01:17:33.000 Can you blame him?

01:17:35.000 Like David Cross, his friend said, if he's at the next Christmas party, we're not going.

01:17:40.000 So now his Christmas parties are just me and him.

01:17:45.000 I don't know.

01:17:46.000 I wouldn't do it, but I'm not saying it should have killed it, but I understand.

01:17:53.000 He wears a fedora.

01:17:54.000 You could do better.

01:17:56.000 Oh, he does a lot of terrible things.

01:17:58.000 When I was at my best friend Jennifer Anison's House, we're having breakfast.

01:18:01.000 He has on white track pants, like blinding white, brand new, white sneakers that are like Gucci, right?

01:18:09.000 No socks, no shirt, sunglasses, and a white baseball hat in his home in the kitchen nook.

01:18:18.000 That's like the, thank you for, I like your new sunglasses, the outfit.

01:18:22.000 I go, dude, what are you doing?

01:18:23.000 I was outraged.

01:18:24.000 I'm like, you're in your own home.

01:18:26.000 Why are you sexy?

01:18:27.000 Are you hoping to seduce me?

01:18:29.000 Why is your shirt off with your little sneakers on?

01:18:34.000 Like, fuck it.

01:18:35.000 She's meanwhile, just got a robe on, nothing else.

01:18:38.000 She's less of a bitch than him.

01:18:42.000 Hey, guys, I've started to say it, but I think we like Mad Gavin better than Goofy Gavin.

01:18:45.000 When your wife isn't fucking you, when your daughter's having troubles, when your son is bawling up to you, all these things give us the pissed-off Glaswegian look.

01:18:52.000 Both Gavins are awesome, but I prefer this one.

01:18:55.000 Fuck you.

01:18:56.000 I hate you.

01:18:57.000 There you go.

01:18:59.000 I always hear you guys complain about DuckDuckGo.

01:19:01.000 Yes, it sucks, and you end up going and searching through Google.

01:19:03.000 I probably sent you something before you made the comment, but use StartPage.

01:19:08.000 It runs what you search through Google and gives you the responses back, acting as a middleman.

01:19:14.000 We're actually using Start Page on this computer over here to the right.

01:19:17.000 Oh, really?

01:19:18.000 Yep.

01:19:18.000 How'd you hear about it?

01:19:20.000 Our other tech guy.

01:19:23.000 Let me look up Holodummer.

01:19:26.000 I was told I pronounced that wrong.

01:19:30.000 Oh, we got plenty of stuff.

01:19:32.000 Ukrainian famine.

01:19:35.000 A little warning here.

01:19:37.000 Start page supports the people of Ukraine and their access to information.

01:19:40.000 See how to support here.

01:19:44.000 I'm okay with that.

01:19:45.000 With that?

01:19:46.000 That's great.

01:19:47.000 You know, it's fudged up, but my favorite mail app, Spark, they were based in Ukraine.

01:19:52.000 They started out there.

01:19:53.000 And so they're no longer taking Russian customers.

01:19:57.000 They've denied the Russian people.

01:19:59.000 Which is pretty messed up.

01:20:00.000 And their ratings page.

01:20:02.000 Let me see if I can go to the app store.

01:20:06.000 Everybody's pissed about it.

01:20:07.000 They're like, what the fuck are you doing that for?

01:20:11.000 War is painful.

01:20:13.000 War is stupid.

01:20:14.000 War is not cunning.

01:20:16.000 War is not creative.

01:20:19.000 War can never be won.

01:20:20.000 And most of all, war is gay.

01:20:23.000 Damn.

01:20:25.000 I had no idea you were going to take it there.

01:20:28.000 Okay, last one.

01:20:31.000 Retarded illiterate teachers beyond cringe.

01:20:34.000 This sort of relates to yesterday's show.

01:20:38.000 And we are featured after an Oregon school banned Pride and BLM flags.

01:20:46.000 These two middle school counselors responded with this TikTok.

01:20:51.000 And let's turn it up.

01:20:54.000 Why do they all look exactly the same?

01:20:57.000 They always look like that one in the front.

01:21:12.000 So she's clearly a lesbian bed death dyke.

01:21:16.000 But go back.

01:21:18.000 Did you notice anything weird about that?

01:21:20.000 Click on the actual video, right?

01:21:26.000 What do you think is shocking about that?

01:21:32.000 You see a mistake anywhere?

01:21:33.000 It's backwards?

01:21:36.000 Nope.

01:21:37.000 That's just what cameras do.

01:21:44.000 Did she use her pointer finger?

01:21:46.000 The one in the back use your pointer finger?

01:21:49.000 Yeah?

01:21:51.000 But that's not it?

01:21:52.000 She's not trying to give the fuck you.

01:21:54.000 She's going, yeah, yeah.

01:21:57.000 Well, the one in the front's doing the middle finger.

01:22:00.000 Okay.

01:22:00.000 But the one in the back is not.

01:22:02.000 That's okay.

01:22:03.000 I'll give you a clue.

01:22:04.000 There's a typo.

01:22:05.000 Oh, allowed.

01:22:06.000 Allowed.

01:22:09.000 The letter says.

01:22:10.000 Wow.

01:22:12.000 Wait, teacher typos is...

01:22:14.000 They're the worst typos there are.

01:22:16.000 It's an uber reel phenomenon.

01:22:20.000 Yee.

01:22:22.000 They shouldn't be having typos because they teach people.

01:22:26.000 Correct.

01:22:27.000 Okay.

01:22:31.000 Dear Gavin, Maddie, and Chinky Hendrix, Ryan's impressions are my favorite part of the show.

01:22:35.000 His Jesse Lee Peterson Amazon.

01:22:38.000 Gets me every time.

01:22:39.000 I recently heard an Amaidan impression of Anthony Bourdain.

01:22:42.000 I was wondering if Ryan could add it to his repertoire.

01:22:46.000 Okay, that's a good one to end.

01:22:47.000 That seems tough, man.

01:22:49.000 I'll have to give it a shout.

01:22:50.000 Well, he does.

01:22:51.000 Anthony Bourdain does like an NPR, like, do do do.

01:22:55.000 So we went to this and we checked this out and we saw some stuff.

01:22:58.000 That's the taste of the easy thing.

01:23:00.000 In Malaysia, there are three places you can eat.

01:23:04.000 Is he Jewish?

01:23:05.000 Because he's got the kind of Jewish low voice, like nasally kind of like.

01:23:10.000 So we went to Thailand and we.

01:23:13.000 Yeah.

01:23:14.000 That's not how he sounds at all, but okay.

01:23:16.000 Help me Obi-Wan.

01:23:17.000 Wow.

01:23:18.000 You're my only hope to be the perfect guest at a meal built for two on the frozen planet of Hoth.

01:23:29.000 And when we made this movie, using Anthony Bourdain again was great because we invested so much money in his hologram and we said, this is going to be fantastic.

01:23:38.000 And Disney is happy about that.

01:23:40.000 After dinner, where he enjoyed his tea inside a warm taunton.

01:23:46.000 Yum, yum, yum, on these incredible snowbeast delicacies that are only found here at sub-zero temperatures.

01:23:53.000 I invite you all to Hearts Unknown off.

01:24:01.000 Luca is also up for best animated feature.

01:24:06.000 Wait, you missed the middle guy?

01:24:09.000 No, he did a little bit.

01:24:11.000 Oh, I missed it then.

01:24:13.000 It just sounds like a regular guy.

01:24:16.000 But I mean, he nailed it, but it's hard to be like, oh, I'm listening.

01:24:18.000 Yeah, so Brudain's parents were atheists.

01:24:20.000 So as far as I'm concerned, he's not Jewish.

01:24:23.000 He's never been to a synagogue.

01:24:24.000 It's a religion, sorry.

01:24:25.000 So this is the spark at.

01:24:27.000 If you're interested, leave them a bad review.

01:24:29.000 Say, we don't want politics.

01:24:31.000 Because that's what a lot of people are saying.

01:24:34.000 Because they're not allowing Russians?

01:24:36.000 Yeah, that's just wrong.

01:24:39.000 My favorite is the Russian pianist who's like 13 years old, and he's a prodigy, and he's not allowed to play piano with the Montreal Philharmonic.

01:24:47.000 Like he gives a fuck about the war.

01:24:49.000 Right.

01:24:50.000 These same people were so outraged by internment camps, and they can't wait to incorporate their own.

01:24:54.000 All right, let's hit the final video.

01:25:14.000 I threw out my fifth pair of underwear.

01:25:18.000 I threw out my fifth care of underwear, actually.

01:25:21.000 Sorry, is me shitting my pants almost every three days boring?

01:25:26.000 Well, it's...

01:25:27.000 I mean, my clock going off every time it's supposed to, like clockwork, is boring too.

01:25:35.000 No, I didn't used to shit my pants that much.

01:25:38.000 It was more like once every six months.

01:25:40.000 We're now like three a week.

01:25:41.000 I think it's this gorilla mode.

01:25:44.000 Oh, well, yeah.

01:25:45.000 Caffeine's a major diuretic.

01:25:47.000 I should a lot.

01:25:50.000 So maybe.

01:25:52.000 And I had a, yeah, I had a fart and I was like, here we go.

01:25:56.000 And then I didn't get the p to it.

01:25:59.000 It just sort of went.

01:26:01.000 And then I thought, I brainwashed myself and I went, no, it went.

01:26:06.000 And then I stood up and I felt moisture on my butt cheeks and I was like, for crying out fucking loud.

01:26:10.000 Then I run to the bathroom and there is basically fluorescent orange Gatorade with a few boogers in it.

01:26:18.000 And then it's not like I shoot out a load into the toilet.

01:26:21.000 What I get in the toilet is like a tablespoon of oatmeal.

01:26:25.000 Yeah.

01:26:26.000 Just sand, actually.

01:26:27.000 It's more sand.

01:26:28.000 So like, what was the big deal?

01:26:31.000 Anyway, yesterday I said that sewing machines are voodoo.

01:26:35.000 They defy physics.

01:26:36.000 And if you ever see one, you should smash it with a baseball bat.

01:26:39.000 Also, people who do rock walls, paving stones, whatever these are called, they also defy physics.

01:26:46.000 And these people should be killed, burned alive because they are voodoo men.

01:26:51.000 I don't understand how the fuck this works.

01:26:55.000 And they do it all the time.

01:26:56.000 And it's kind of dumb to do because you forgot the mortar, so you have to lift them all up again.

01:27:01.000 But I understand this part.

01:27:04.000 Right?

01:27:07.000 Gotcha, dominoes.

01:27:09.000 That's easy peasy.

01:27:11.000 We're crystal clear here.

01:27:19.000 What?

01:27:21.000 Yeah.

01:27:22.000 How do the...

01:27:23.000 The rocks are like this.

01:27:25.000 How do they go like that?

01:27:27.000 This guy explains it.

01:27:30.000 This is a thing that I just stumbled upon recently.

01:27:34.000 Okay, here we go.

01:27:36.000 Three, two, one.

01:27:42.000 So gratifying to hear that.

01:27:54.000 This is called the double domino effect.

01:27:58.000 Okay.

01:28:02.000 Let me explain how it works.

01:28:04.000 Whenever you're ready.

01:28:05.000 When this brick hits this one and then they fall and slide, as long as it lands within one inch of the edge, what will happen is that as soon as this brick pivots and turns to Palazzo, then this brick will now fall perfectly snug in with the brick in front of it.

01:28:24.000 So the trigger for the reverse domino only happens when a brick is not laying at an angle.

01:28:29.000 And that only happens at the end brick.

01:28:31.000 Cool.

01:28:32.000 Pretty neat.

01:28:32.000 That was fun.

01:28:33.000 All right, so fun show.

01:28:35.000 We caught up on a lot of stuff.

01:28:37.000 Tomorrow we're down into Manhattan, a few subway stops away to talk to old Anthony Cumia.

01:28:44.000 It was supposed to be in Texas this week, but for whatever reason, Alex Jones delayed it.

01:28:51.000 Our hearts go out to Levi Romero.

01:28:54.000 We'll see if we can find some more shit.

01:28:56.000 Oh, that's cute.

01:28:59.000 Oh, that's at Westfest like 2 or something.

01:29:04.000 See what I mean?

01:29:04.000 He was always the last to go to bed, too.

01:29:07.000 They call him Prowboy from Coast to Coast because he was everywhere.

01:29:13.000 Always.

01:29:14.000 Oh, that's a good one.

01:29:18.000 So, yeah, let's focus.

01:29:20.000 Obviously, our hearts go out to him, but let's focus on Joe Biggs now, see if we can get that number up, see if we can show these bureaucrats, these cunts in the White House, that we haven't forgot about our boys.

01:29:33.000 We haven't forgot about our friends.

01:29:35.000 And we're not taking your narrative of insurrection lightly, you fucking lying sacks of shit.

01:29:42.000 Get fired, get in trouble, be brave, and never stop fighting.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - March 22, 2022

S4E99 - RIP LEVI ROMERO

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