Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4EP135

00:00:12.000 To the political live from New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Gavin McGinnis.

00:00:20.000 About the state of the nation and how they treat us today in school they give you shit, they'll toss you in a pit.

00:00:36.000 And you try and you try to get out, but you're stuck in it Well, do they owe us a living?

00:00:47.000 Of course they do owe us a living, of course they do, of course they do.

00:00:53.000 Owe us a living, of course they do, owe us a living, of course they fucking do.

00:01:04.000 Croy and the boys, do they always a living?

00:01:06.000 A crass cover.

00:01:07.000 Maybe you should find the original just so people can see how funny that is.

00:01:10.000 Krass are the anarcho-punk band that sort of started the whole scene.

00:01:15.000 They were around in the late 70s, early 80s, and they were my favorite band.

00:01:20.000 They were my friends for many years until Trump came and the grand national divorce.

00:01:26.000 I lost them in the divorce.

00:01:27.000 They tried to hold on to my daughter and my wife and thought they could still be friends.

00:01:31.000 Like maybe G Vaucher, the woman who did that album cover, she's like, maybe I should take Safi on a vacation or something around, which means, by the way, maybe you should pay for me to go to Greece.

00:01:41.000 And I'm like, no.

00:01:43.000 I'm not going to have my daughter with someone who stabbed me in the back.

00:01:46.000 That's not how families work.

00:01:48.000 We're a unit.

00:01:49.000 G?

00:01:51.000 Silly cow.

00:01:58.000 I never really got this sentiment, too.

00:02:00.000 Do they owe us a living?

00:02:01.000 But the government has to give you a job?

00:02:02.000 That's communism.

00:02:08.000 Anyway, you get the idea.

00:02:10.000 Ladies and gentlemen, we have a very special guest here today.

00:02:14.000 Good old...

00:02:15.000 No, not Matt.

00:02:16.000 I was going to say Ryan Katsu Rivera.

00:02:18.000 Yes, I am here.

00:02:19.000 No trolling, Gavin.

00:02:21.000 Japanese Puerto Rican guy.

00:02:23.000 You were born and raised in the Bronx.

00:02:25.000 Is that correct?

00:02:25.000 That's correct, Gavin.

00:02:26.000 I mean, you know, it all started with me being a Bronx baby, but I wound up being a Hudson Valley, New York kind of guy.

00:02:33.000 Oh, you moved upstate?

00:02:34.000 I did, yes.

00:02:34.000 I see.

00:02:35.000 And the name Katsu, now, that's not a name you used a lot as a young man.

00:02:40.000 No.

00:02:41.000 But as it got older, there's too many Ryan Riveras.

00:02:44.000 That's correct.

00:02:45.000 Yeah, in order to distinguish myself from the others, I had to use my middle name, like most Puerto Ricans do.

00:02:52.000 Okay.

00:02:52.000 Alexandria.

00:02:53.000 I had to interject here.

00:02:54.000 You know why they do that, though, is because when people get their SAG, when they join the union, oftentimes the name is already taken.

00:03:00.000 So that's why they change their name.

00:03:02.000 Oh, well, Ryan's not a member of SAG, but he is a member of FAG.

00:03:05.000 That's not true.

00:03:08.000 He got his SAG card and his FAG card all in one day.

00:03:11.000 That's not true.

00:03:12.000 That's a scary period reference.

00:03:13.000 Alex Stein, ladies and gentlemen, what an honor.

00:03:16.000 Let's go.

00:03:16.000 No, the honor is all mine.

00:03:18.000 Listen, you know, I'm primetime 99, and now, Gavin, and this is adding fuel to the fire.

00:03:24.000 They've been saying in the media, I'm a proud boy.

00:03:26.000 And I've been saying, no, I'm not.

00:03:27.000 I'm actually filing a lawsuit against a New York Post and Mediaite for labeling a proud boy right-wing extremist.

00:03:33.000 And now they're going to see this video.

00:03:34.000 I'm probably going to lose a lawsuit.

00:03:35.000 So this is costing me.

00:03:36.000 That was an expensive appearance.

00:03:38.000 It was.

00:03:39.000 No, I've been sending everyone legal letters every time they say hate group or something.

00:03:42.000 And I go, and in the lawyer letter, it says, and before you go to the SPLC and say they classify you as a hate group, you have to know we're suing them.

00:03:52.000 So that's not evidence just because someone else said it.

00:03:56.000 Yeah.

00:03:57.000 The best way to handle that allegation, by the way, is to say, I'm friends with those dudes.

00:04:01.000 I'm not in the club, but what's the problem?

00:04:03.000 That's what James O'Keefe does.

00:04:04.000 And it totally kills that, the whole push.

00:04:07.000 Well, dude, I'm a huge Gavin McInnes fanboy, so it's not like I'm not going to say the proud boys are bad guys, but it's weird though, Gavin.

00:04:14.000 I'd like to get your opinion.

00:04:15.000 What do you think now?

00:04:16.000 They arrested those Patriot front guys, and they're kind of like the, you know, they're trying to make them alt-right extremists.

00:04:22.000 So what do you think about those guys?

00:04:23.000 They are, aren't they?

00:04:24.000 Yeah, I don't know.

00:04:25.000 I don't know.

00:04:25.000 They seem pretty darn al-right.

00:04:28.000 We say that they are, but then I feel like we're mislabeling them.

00:04:30.000 You know, we're falling into their trap.

00:04:33.000 It is strange, though.

00:04:34.000 Like, they seem to be all white, and they seem to report white nationalist values, but the media doesn't spend a lot of time on them.

00:04:43.000 They prefer Proud Boys.

00:04:45.000 Yeah, because you are a famous person.

00:04:47.000 They don't have any famous frontman.

00:04:49.000 I mean, you're a legitimately known person.

00:04:52.000 So I think that's why.

00:04:53.000 But forget about the Proud Boys.

00:04:54.000 Forget about Patriot Funt.

00:04:55.000 I'm so happy that I'm here with you.

00:04:57.000 But actually, I got to say my last thing.

00:04:59.000 Did you see in those testimonies videos of January 6th at Sham?

00:05:02.000 They said that they were recording the Proud Boys and that it was so dangerous they wouldn't have had time to go get tacos during the insurrection.

00:05:08.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:05:09.000 See, that's what I love about those hearings.

00:05:11.000 If you're going to frame an innocent man, do it quietly.

00:05:14.000 Do it in the middle of the night and don't tell anyone.

00:05:17.000 Definitely don't have a hearing with thousands of hours of interviews where your bullshit lie could be exposed.

00:05:24.000 And that's what they've done now.

00:05:25.000 They've said, even I think it was at the Washington Post was saying they regret all of this footage because now they have to release it and in discovery and now they're like, shit, a lot of this exonerates them.

00:05:37.000 Well, dude, I mean, this is what's so fucked up about it.

00:05:40.000 It's one of my good friends, a guy named Lou Coffee.

00:05:42.000 And obviously, we know the election was bullshit.

00:05:43.000 You know, anybody with half a brain knows that.

00:05:45.000 But the problem is, is my buddy got radicalized or whatever.

00:05:48.000 I mean, just normalized because we thought it was a stolen election.

00:05:50.000 He went there, Gavin, and he found a crutch on the ground.

00:05:53.000 It was just hitting his crutch against their riot shields.

00:05:56.000 He's looking at 40 years.

00:05:58.000 He's on an ankle monitor.

00:05:59.000 I mean, holy shit.

00:06:00.000 And he's just a white guy from Dallas.

00:06:02.000 You know, doesn't have any kids.

00:06:04.000 It's a young guy.

00:06:04.000 He's 37.

00:06:06.000 You should change the meandering background, Ryan.

00:06:09.000 Yeah, we were just with Nick Ox.

00:06:11.000 He was a guy.

00:06:11.000 He has a Murder of the Media is his media company.

00:06:14.000 He was there filming after everyone had opened the doors exactly like Elijah Schaefer.

00:06:19.000 Yeah.

00:06:19.000 Same exact background, same people, same reason for being there.

00:06:23.000 But because Nick's a proud boy, he's almost definitely getting five years.

00:06:27.000 Wow.

00:06:28.000 But Elijah said, no, I'm with the media.

00:06:29.000 And He's like, so am I. And they're like, no, not if you're a proud boy, you're not.

00:06:33.000 So he's fucked.

00:06:34.000 I know.

00:06:34.000 And I know this guy named Stephen Ignoramus.

00:06:36.000 I know him like tangentially.

00:06:38.000 I don't know how to say that word.

00:06:40.000 Tangentially?

00:06:40.000 Tangentially.

00:06:41.000 That's how you say it.

00:06:42.000 I say words that I don't know all the time.

00:06:44.000 That's the primetime 99 method.

00:06:46.000 But what I'm saying is, this guy, he's a streamer.

00:06:49.000 He pled guilty, and they only gave him a week.

00:06:51.000 They gave him seven days in jail.

00:06:53.000 I thought that's kind of a weird sentence.

00:06:55.000 Seven days.

00:06:56.000 I know, but they're not going to get him.

00:06:57.000 I'm always suspicious of feds when they get it.

00:06:59.000 That's what I'm saying.

00:07:00.000 You know, you know, he had to tell on somebody.

00:07:01.000 Like, how are they going to give him a week?

00:07:03.000 And all these people have gotten multiple years for just trespassing.

00:07:06.000 And then you got Stephen Colbert's people who are doing the same thing.

00:07:08.000 They did an Insurrection 2.0.

00:07:10.000 You know, they're not going to face.

00:07:12.000 What is it?

00:07:12.000 Triumph the Insult Dog is in there.

00:07:14.000 Robert Schmeigel, once a funny comedian, now he's a douche.

00:07:18.000 You don't think he's going to get in any trouble?

00:07:19.000 He's not getting any trouble.

00:07:20.000 No, no fucking way.

00:07:22.000 And the worst part is no one will highlight that hypocrisy.

00:07:24.000 Like, that story has already disappeared.

00:07:27.000 What did you just hand me, Ryan?

00:07:29.000 So this was given to me by a proud boy that went to our show, and it's titled...

00:07:35.000 You like the Oakland A's?

00:07:38.000 This is the Anaheim Angels.

00:07:40.000 Oh.

00:07:40.000 Angels in the Outfields is one of the greatest movies of all time.

00:07:43.000 Let's not forget about that movie.

00:07:44.000 I wore it for you because I knew that you liked that movie.

00:07:47.000 Thank you.

00:07:48.000 I appreciate that.

00:07:49.000 Ryan is, you know, I feel like, Evan, you don't give Ryan enough credit.

00:07:53.000 You know, I feel like you kind of ride him hard.

00:07:55.000 Look at that face.

00:07:58.000 He's lucky he's alive.

00:08:00.000 I think letting him live is the sweetest thing I could have ever done.

00:08:02.000 But Ryan is such a nice guy.

00:08:04.000 First class holder.

00:08:04.000 Oh, really?

00:08:05.000 Who hands someone a thumb drive while they're doing a show?

00:08:09.000 It's topical.

00:08:10.000 Should I put this into my fucking brain?

00:08:12.000 It's topical.

00:08:12.000 If you want to talk about it, you can.

00:08:14.000 Okay, okay.

00:08:14.000 Let me talk about this thumb drive that I don't know anything about.

00:08:18.000 Well, it's supposed to exonerate the Proud Boys.

00:08:20.000 It's all footage that is legally, we can legally play because it's been discovered.

00:08:26.000 Dude, this is like I'm showing 2,000 mules and you hand me all the footage of 2,000 mules.

00:08:32.000 We obviously have to go over this for hours.

00:08:35.000 Let's talk about 2,000 mules because Dinesh just sues that there's so obviously we know that the election was bullcrap.

00:08:40.000 But dude, some of that fake filler stuff that he was in there, like the interactions with his wife and stuff, was so bad.

00:08:46.000 Did you notice that?

00:08:47.000 Did you watch that, Gavin?

00:08:48.000 I don't disparage the right ever.

00:08:50.000 I know.

00:08:51.000 Why are you?

00:08:51.000 See, dude, this is the thing, is you don't realize the left wing and the right wing, they're on the same evil bird that wants to fuck you in your ass.

00:08:57.000 We got to be anti-establishment.

00:08:58.000 Yes, I agree.

00:08:59.000 No, I agree with you, depending on the establishment.

00:09:01.000 Like, Dinesh D'Souza, there might have been corny things.

00:09:05.000 Yeah, he's a good guy.

00:09:05.000 I'm not trying to battle.

00:09:07.000 I'm not a huge fan of James O'Keefe singing Oklahoma, but I love the fucking guy, and I love both of those dudes.

00:09:14.000 However, oh, shit, it's not in these notes, Ryan.

00:09:17.000 It's in the other notes.

00:09:19.000 You attacking Dan Crenshaw, I totally support.

00:09:23.000 Okay, I appreciate that.

00:09:24.000 Thank God.

00:09:25.000 Would you call him eye patch?

00:09:26.000 Yeah, my biological father, Tucker Carlson, coined that term.

00:09:30.000 It's called IPatch McCain because he's like this globalist eye patch version of John McCain.

00:09:36.000 And really, at the end of the day, I'm telling you, in Texas, nobody likes Dan Crenshaw because he's just a bullshit.

00:09:41.000 He's just a fake guy, and he uses his military experience to be like, oh, let's go fight all these other wars.

00:09:46.000 See, I'm anti-war.

00:09:47.000 I'm a conflict interventionist.

00:09:49.000 I don't think we should be shooting people.

00:09:50.000 No, we're like Buchanan isolationists.

00:09:52.000 We don't want to be the world police.

00:09:55.000 I don't want to look like a pussy, but I like the way Trump would do it, where he'd just be like, I'm going to bomb the living shit out of a thing in one day just to show you not to fuck with me.

00:10:04.000 Yeah, he dropped the mother of all bombs.

00:10:06.000 He dropped the biggest bomb.

00:10:07.000 No, he's a badass, but I'm telling you, though, if you look at this Ukrainian deal, there's no way Ukraine's going to beat Russia in a war.

00:10:13.000 Why did we pay that?

00:10:15.000 And we're paying, we're going to have to pay more money.

00:10:16.000 We just gave him these other, these anti- Yeah, he keeps sending us these bills.

00:10:20.000 We're like, didn't I pay you 40 billion?

00:10:22.000 And did you see that video of Ben Stiller hanging out with Zelensky?

00:10:25.000 Dude, I want to say that.

00:10:26.000 Shaking his hand.

00:10:28.000 So corny.

00:10:28.000 I hate Ben Stiller's Cro-Magnon body, too, with his weird arms going down below his knees.

00:10:34.000 I'm going to grab my notes.

00:10:36.000 Show the Dan Crenshaw Alex Stein thing that you just pulled up.

00:10:41.000 The video is on that Pro Boy Show.

00:10:42.000 And this is the one where I'm a proud boy because of this video.

00:10:45.000 I'm Patch McCain.

00:10:47.000 Hey, I'm Patch McCain.

00:10:48.000 Look at the iPads McCain right here.

00:10:51.000 You're right.

00:10:52.000 You're globalists.

00:10:53.000 You're globalist right now.

00:10:55.000 You're globalist right now.

00:10:57.000 Hey, you're globalist right now.

00:11:00.000 I patch McCain.

00:11:02.000 I'm Patch McCain.

00:11:04.000 I patch McCain.

00:11:05.000 I'm Patch McCain.

00:11:07.000 Hey, I patch McCain.

00:11:08.000 Look at the iPads McCain right here.

00:11:11.000 You're right.

00:11:12.000 You're globalist.

00:11:13.000 You're globalists.

00:11:14.000 I love how you're always laughing, the happy warrior.

00:11:17.000 Well, and this is all you need to know, Gavin.

00:11:18.000 This is all you need to know about this thing.

00:11:20.000 So I posted that video immediately after I shot it.

00:11:24.000 I had it like my camera.

00:11:25.000 I Bluetooth it to my phone.

00:11:26.000 I posted it.

00:11:28.000 And 10 minutes after it, he had media running cover saying I assaulted people, saying, threatening he was going to file a lawsuit.

00:11:34.000 Then all the people that came out in his defense, Jake Tapper at CNN, did it.

00:11:38.000 I mean, all the left-wing media, every single left-wing media, all of a sudden he went from a war hero that we have to protect, like, oh, we love Dan Crenshaw.

00:11:45.000 So that shows you none of the right-wing media, Fox News, they didn't cover it.

00:11:49.000 They didn't give it away.

00:11:49.000 And look how fast they covered it.

00:11:51.000 They are, he sounds like a spy.

00:11:54.000 And did you see that footage recently of that black woman?

00:11:56.000 It was a Project Veritas scoop where she's like, we need to run as Republicans, sleepers, and we'll say whatever we want to get in there, and then we can start pushing our policies.

00:12:06.000 Sounds like Dan Crenshaw's a sleeper.

00:12:08.000 Yeah, I mean, we have Eric Swalwell, we know, slept with Fin Finn, a Chinese spy.

00:12:13.000 Nobody says a word about it.

00:12:14.000 I mean, so, like, we know that these guys are compromised.

00:12:17.000 Play the rest of that video.

00:12:19.000 I think it looped.

00:12:21.000 Yeah, that looped, because that was just a short version.

00:12:23.000 But luckily, I had some other people there filming with some wide angles because they tried to say that I assaulted this woman, like one of his staffers, which is just provably false.

00:12:31.000 I mean, this is the thing.

00:12:32.000 Dan Crinchel has the thinnest skin ever.

00:12:35.000 You saw the video.

00:12:36.000 Ryan, you've seen this video where he got mad at the 17-year-old girl for calling him out because he said Jesus was like Superman?

00:12:41.000 Yes.

00:12:42.000 I remember.

00:12:42.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:12:43.000 I'm just saying.

00:12:44.000 I remember him saying that.

00:12:45.000 Well, he said that, and then at a political event, a girl called him out.

00:12:49.000 Superman is fictional.

00:12:50.000 Don't make the comparison.

00:12:51.000 And he's like, do not talk about my faith.

00:12:53.000 Do not question my faith.

00:12:54.000 Dude, he got triggered.

00:12:55.000 Instead of just being like a politician and being all cool and calm, no, he went to, these go to 11.

00:13:01.000 You know, he went.

00:13:02.000 I know you're like, you know, a hardcore proud boy, right-wing guy, but he's not a proud boy.

00:13:08.000 What?

00:13:08.000 He's not a proud boy.

00:13:10.000 He was there with them.

00:13:11.000 They're using it to smear him because it's considered a negative allegation these days.

00:13:15.000 The New York Post published it, so it's got to be true.

00:13:18.000 Now, I made fun of Dan Crenshaw, too, so I think maybe.

00:13:22.000 Yeah, Pete Davidson called it.

00:13:23.000 See, Pete Davidson's the one that got him famous and put him on the map because he made fun of his eye pass.

00:13:28.000 He looked like he's in a porn.

00:13:29.000 He looks like a porn extra or something.

00:13:31.000 Yeah, which is, I mean, probably true.

00:13:33.000 And then there's also a conspiracy, too, that he has a glass eye.

00:13:35.000 And I didn't know this.

00:13:36.000 You might know this because you're a little more experienced than me.

00:13:38.000 That if you have a glass eye, it's almost indistinguishable from a real eye.

00:13:42.000 It doesn't follow perfectly.

00:13:44.000 But it follows a little, right?

00:13:45.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:13:46.000 Now, but I always say.

00:13:48.000 No, his is Captain America.

00:13:50.000 Yeah, that's what he's famous for, having that one.

00:13:52.000 But why wouldn't he get like a real glass eye?

00:13:56.000 Because eye patches are the coolest thing in the world.

00:13:59.000 Because he's clout chasing with eye patches.

00:14:01.000 Yeah, it looks cooler than a smoke if you're fighting someone.

00:14:05.000 And you meet someone up with a cigarette in your mouth.

00:14:07.000 That's the coolest thing you could do.

00:14:09.000 Oh, dude, he is a rhino.

00:14:10.000 He's with fucking this guy.

00:14:12.000 Yes, dude.

00:14:13.000 That guy.

00:14:13.000 What is it, Chris Helms or whatever his name is?

00:14:15.000 Oh, I hate that fucking guy.

00:14:16.000 Chris Evans.

00:14:17.000 Chris Evans.

00:14:18.000 He's the guy who says that little kids should watch lesbians kissing, and if you don't, you're dinosaurs.

00:14:23.000 And then the dinosaurs crush them in the box office for revenge.

00:14:26.000 Okay, Gavin, so what do you think about Roe vs.

00:14:28.000 Wade?

00:14:28.000 I mean, obviously you're not pro-abortion, are you?

00:14:31.000 I'm pro-abortion if I fuck a chick and she gets pregnant.

00:14:34.000 But everyone else, I'm pro-life.

00:14:37.000 Yeah, I mean, for me, I'm like staunchly pro-life.

00:14:40.000 No, no, no.

00:14:41.000 If you do an ultrasound and it looks like the baby's going to be left-handed or have keynote allergies, bye-bye.

00:14:48.000 Bye-bye.

00:14:49.000 Home to mommy.

00:14:50.000 But if it's going to be either a brain surgeon or a supermodel, you should have to keep it.

00:14:55.000 Yeah, it's a touchy one.

00:14:56.000 I was arguing with Ryan Long about this, not trying to like name drop, but he was like, so I went to Union Square and was asking people, are you in favor of my body, my choice?

00:15:04.000 And of course, they're like, of course, yes.

00:15:05.000 And I was like, are you in favor of vaccine mandates?

00:15:07.000 They're like, well, yes.

00:15:09.000 And I'm like, well, what about my body, my choice?

00:15:11.000 And so the video did okay, did pretty well.

00:15:14.000 And then Ryan, I saw him that night.

00:15:15.000 He's like, just funny.

00:15:16.000 And he said this kiddingly.

00:15:17.000 He's like, you copied me.

00:15:18.000 Now you go to Union Square and make videos, you know, interviewing people because that's kind of what he does at Union Square.

00:15:24.000 And then we had like a debate about abortion.

00:15:26.000 He's like, yeah, I don't really like care if they get aborted.

00:15:29.000 But this is where the debate ends.

00:15:32.000 Gavin, this is the problem.

00:15:33.000 Even a person that is pro-choice, even like the most pro-choice person in the world, universally, when they ask him on a survey, they think there should be a limit.

00:15:40.000 Like the third tribe master.

00:15:41.000 That's the way it's always been.

00:15:43.000 Since the beginning of abortion, we were all down to like viability.

00:15:46.000 I'm pro-life, by the way, just for the record.

00:15:48.000 But it was down to viability.

00:15:50.000 And viability is getting better every year.

00:15:53.000 We're down to like 21 weeks.

00:15:55.000 Now, I don't hate pro-choicers if they stay within that reasonable parameter.

00:16:01.000 And now we can argue about the 21 weeks.

00:16:03.000 These guys are like a year and a half after.

00:16:07.000 They want to do it 20, literally 28 days.

00:16:10.000 I mean, I know you're kidding, a year and a half after.

00:16:13.000 I've heard that like.

00:16:14.000 Oh, you've heard that.

00:16:15.000 But I mean, seriously, I think the bill says 28 days after birth.

00:16:19.000 And you know why this is the conspiracy tinfoil hat, too?

00:16:21.000 Is they need those baby parts because they can do, like, you know, for let's say they want to, you know, figure out how to do a surgery on a baby or figure out medicine.

00:16:28.000 Like, there's a reason why those baby parts are valuable to the pharmaceutical.

00:16:32.000 And, you know.

00:16:34.000 So you provide a financial incentive for something.

00:16:37.000 You're going to get more of it, no matter what it is.

00:16:39.000 Well, have you seen all those people where they have those fetuses in their house?

00:16:42.000 Have you seen those videos?

00:16:43.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:16:44.000 So those babies are worth something.

00:16:46.000 And this is the other thing is the number one face cream is made from the circumcision, from babies' penises.

00:16:52.000 Oh, really?

00:16:52.000 Are you serious?

00:16:54.000 Yeah, they showed it on Steve Harvey.

00:16:55.000 They showed it on Ellen DeGeneres.

00:16:57.000 Steve Harvey uses it.

00:16:58.000 He rubs it all over his face.

00:16:59.000 You know Steve Harvey killed Bernie Mac.

00:17:02.000 Allegedly.

00:17:04.000 What happened?

00:17:04.000 Because Bernie Mac didn't want to join the Black Illuminati.

00:17:07.000 I didn't know they were getting way.

00:17:09.000 I didn't know that their own Illuminati.

00:17:10.000 Some of your craziest shit for like another time.

00:17:15.000 Because I don't want to discredit the good shit.

00:17:17.000 Okay, I know.

00:17:18.000 I don't think Steve Harvey actually killed Bernie Mac.

00:17:20.000 It's not Sully Dan Crenshaw with Steve Harvey.

00:17:23.000 Okay, well, the reason why I make that joke, though, I mean, obviously I'm joking, but it's just funny because Bernie Mac really was the most talented of those people.

00:17:29.000 And then Steve Harvey.

00:17:30.000 Those people?

00:17:32.000 Yeah, I said those people.

00:17:34.000 Of D.L. Hughley, of Steve Harvey, of Setty Entertainer.

00:17:37.000 Do you want to just kill this past five minutes?

00:17:40.000 No.

00:17:41.000 What are they doing radio?

00:17:42.000 They have that kill button where they just ain't.

00:17:44.000 This is a Steve Harvey hour.

00:17:46.000 Do not troll me.

00:17:48.000 You made me self-guess myself.

00:17:50.000 No, you have to be supportive.

00:17:51.000 You're not in the Proud Boys because you're too radical.

00:17:55.000 That's what they say.

00:17:56.000 I'm too extreme.

00:17:57.000 Too proud.

00:17:58.000 Too extreme for the PBs.

00:18:00.000 But I'm not even.

00:18:00.000 I'm just so anti-establishment.

00:18:02.000 I just think when people have power, they abuse it.

00:18:04.000 Like absolute power, absolute corruption.

00:18:06.000 Absolutely.

00:18:07.000 I totally agree.

00:18:08.000 And I don't want to offend you.

00:18:09.000 This is a very intense thing to say.

00:18:12.000 So please take it with a grain of salt.

00:18:13.000 But I think your mom dying was one of the best things that ever happened to you.

00:18:17.000 And now that I smile, people are on the internet.

00:18:19.000 They're going to say, this is what I hate.

00:18:21.000 Now we have to really go get weird.

00:18:22.000 All these people are like, oh, Alex is, you know, sacrificed his mom.

00:18:26.000 Like, he's getting helped by the Jewish Illuminati because, you know, he sacrificed his mom's death.

00:18:30.000 People say that.

00:18:31.000 People are retarded.

00:18:32.000 I don't understand how.

00:18:33.000 Oh, so like just her body, almost like an Aztec body.

00:18:36.000 No, it's like Kanye West's mom died during plastic surgery.

00:18:39.000 Like there's always, every time a big celebrity happens, like so.

00:18:42.000 So the Jewish Illuminati is like, can I get some fucking cadavers, please?

00:18:45.000 Well, they want you to sacrifice something to show that you're like in the club.

00:18:48.000 Yeah.

00:18:49.000 So that's why they're like, check this out.

00:18:50.000 I guess they do it on.

00:18:51.000 That's what Eric Clapton.

00:18:53.000 Like Eric Clapton's little kid dying, they say, is a sacrifice.

00:18:56.000 I don't believe this.

00:18:57.000 I don't believe it.

00:18:57.000 It's a sacrifice to the negligence gods.

00:19:00.000 Well, I don't, and that's kind of a weird story.

00:19:01.000 But regardless, I'm saying I don't believe that.

00:19:03.000 But this is what sucks is, dude, yeah, I've had success.

00:19:06.000 Like all these people are like, oh.

00:19:07.000 No, I'm not talking about success, dude.

00:19:09.000 I'm talking about this fearlessness that you have, this drive, this unflappability, which it's a great segue into this Antifa thing.

00:19:16.000 So you just did a comedy show at the stand, and you have the fearlessness of someone who has just suffered a great loss.

00:19:23.000 That's a fact.

00:19:24.000 And you're invincible.

00:19:26.000 Like, you cannot hurt Alex Stein.

00:19:28.000 Not right now.

00:19:29.000 You can fight him.

00:19:31.000 You might lose, you might win, but that won't change Alex Stein to one iota.

00:19:35.000 No, I want to fight.

00:19:36.000 I'm not just saying that.

00:19:37.000 Like, I like to fist fight.

00:19:38.000 I like to scrap.

00:19:39.000 I've lost fights.

00:19:40.000 I've won a lot more.

00:19:41.000 You can go to my YouTube channel.

00:19:42.000 You'll see my boxing match.

00:19:43.000 I know it's to do that.

00:19:44.000 So I'm just saying, I'm not afraid to get in the ring.

00:19:45.000 You know who I kind of want to challenge?

00:19:47.000 I might do it here, and Ryan can set it up.

00:19:49.000 I think I challenge Sam Hyde today to the celebrity boxing match.

00:19:53.000 Wait, that's crazy.

00:19:54.000 It's not going to be fun, dude.

00:19:55.000 That's going to be a misery.

00:19:56.000 Do you dislike?

00:19:57.000 You don't dislike yourself.

00:19:58.000 No, I love you.

00:19:58.000 Do you dislike yourself?

00:19:59.000 I like Sam Hyde.

00:20:01.000 No, I mean, I know he's a beast, but maybe I can get in good shape and I'll kind of just, you know, move around.

00:20:07.000 Yeah, your only hope is that he has no cardio and he gasses out in the second round.

00:20:11.000 I know he's a monster, but I mean, I'm 6'3 and a half.

00:20:13.000 What, is he 6'5 ⁇ ?

00:20:15.000 No, he's not that tall, I don't think.

00:20:18.000 How tall is he, Ryan?

00:20:19.000 Are he 6'2?

00:20:19.000 Like 6'4 ⁇ .

00:20:21.000 He says he's 6'4, but I think he's 6'6.

00:20:23.000 Well, he keeps on wanting to fight all these weird, like, boogie and all these really obese YouTubers.

00:20:29.000 Were you trans back there?

00:20:30.000 Did you transition?

00:20:32.000 Alexandra Stein.

00:20:33.000 Yeah, of course.

00:20:34.000 You don't know Alexandra Stein?

00:20:36.000 And so you fought on the television.

00:20:36.000 Oh, no, you got to go on my YouTube, Alex Steinboxing.

00:20:39.000 It's kind of, you got to go into just a...

00:20:40.000 All right, let's not get sidetracked here.

00:20:42.000 I want to show this Antifa thing because it's such a great way to deal with them.

00:20:46.000 They assume that you're scared of them because they're disguised or they're hiding behind signs.

00:20:51.000 But these people, especially, the stand is in the Upper West Side.

00:20:55.000 It is Wimp Central.

00:20:56.000 And to come from Texas to the Upper West Side, I mean, it's a mongoose coming to a garter snake convention.

00:21:04.000 Okay, this is me.

00:21:04.000 What is this mail?

00:21:06.000 That's me knocking.

00:21:07.000 We had the big gloves.

00:21:08.000 That dude's out.

00:21:10.000 Gab, totally knocked out.

00:21:12.000 That looked like two fleas fighting over a turgid zip.

00:21:15.000 Okay, watch this.

00:21:16.000 Hold on.

00:21:16.000 I knocked him out in like 30 seconds.

00:21:18.000 We have this big glove.

00:21:18.000 Yeah, 30 seconds when you speed it up.

00:21:20.000 What is that?

00:21:21.000 Bam, there's big gloves.

00:21:22.000 That's pure muscle, pure adrenaline, pure ferociousness.

00:21:25.000 What are those gloves?

00:21:26.000 48?

00:21:26.000 They're huge.

00:21:28.000 That was in college.

00:21:29.000 It was like one of those bits, you know, come box, get drunk, and it was put on by some alcohol company that's defunct now.

00:21:35.000 Sure fireway to get knocked out.

00:21:38.000 That's what I hate about Prowboys at Westfest every year.

00:21:41.000 They always have a boxing ring.

00:21:42.000 I'm like, and they're always concussed.

00:21:45.000 They're always concussed.

00:21:47.000 Who are you?

00:21:47.000 Where?

00:21:48.000 I'm like, I started this shit.

00:21:50.000 You have a concussion, sir.

00:21:51.000 You fucking, after not eating all day, doing nose beers and beer beers, you get in there and you get fucking nailed.

00:21:58.000 You pass out.

00:21:59.000 Whatever happened to the kid that started it?

00:22:00.000 Because, you know, Anthony posted that picture of the proudest boy, the boy that...

00:22:05.000 Oh, Ben Ratner.

00:22:06.000 Yeah, what's he up to?

00:22:07.000 Guess what?

00:22:08.000 He was a major part of CNN Plus.

00:22:14.000 He was all excited for his new foray into this vast new medium of CNN Plus.

00:22:20.000 And then two days later, I'm sending my resume out and he went, he's a good kid.

00:22:25.000 I don't dislike that guy.

00:22:27.000 I was just frustrated by him because he personified this sort of lack of enthusiasm that generation has for pussy and life and danger and fighting and anything fun.

00:22:37.000 Well, Gavin, you say that, dude.

00:22:38.000 That's kind of what I remember as a little kid.

00:22:40.000 I actually came to New York.

00:22:41.000 I think the first time I was really younger, I didn't remember, but it was 2000.

00:22:45.000 It was Labor Day weekend, like right before, a year before September 11th.

00:22:48.000 But I used to come to New York all the time.

00:22:49.000 My dad is just a city we'd go to a lot.

00:22:51.000 The energy in New York used to be like Wall Street.

00:22:54.000 Like, you know, it was like the American way.

00:22:56.000 People after 9-11 got behind New York.

00:22:58.000 Now it's just literally like just everybody's gay or trans.

00:23:01.000 Yeah, and kind of defeated.

00:23:03.000 Defeated.

00:23:04.000 It was just in Orlando for our show there on the weekend.

00:23:07.000 And there's food trucks and there's music and people are like, I don't know, it's hard to explain, like healthy and confident and fearless.

00:23:14.000 In New York, they kind of have PTSD.

00:23:17.000 Everybody's on Proza.

00:23:18.000 They're not a housewife.

00:23:19.000 They're like Ratzo Rizzo.

00:23:20.000 They're just like, you want anything, man?

00:23:23.000 Yeah, it's really a shame.

00:23:24.000 You know, when I go around interviewing people and stuff like that, they are, you know, it's like...

00:23:28.000 Oh, Ryan Long.

00:23:31.000 Is Alex right about you guys getting in a big argument about abortion recently?

00:23:34.000 I would really say like a big fight, but yeah, I did kind of disagree with some of the things said.

00:23:40.000 What's your stance on abortion, Ryan?

00:23:42.000 Oh.

00:23:43.000 Oh, Ryan.

00:23:44.000 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:23:45.000 I thought you wanted the Asian kid back in here, but yeah.

00:23:48.000 I think it's, I don't know.

00:23:49.000 I mean, you know, some people want it.

00:23:52.000 Yeah, look, it's, I want, whenever I talk to these pro-choicers, I'm like, let's focus on third trimester.

00:23:58.000 Yeah.

00:23:59.000 Where was Ryan in all that?

00:24:01.000 No, that's what it's saying.

00:24:01.000 Yeah, he did think there should be a limit to it.

00:24:03.000 But Texas did the heartbeat bill.

00:24:05.000 I think that makes sense.

00:24:06.000 If it has a heartbeat, do not kill it.

00:24:08.000 Duh.

00:24:09.000 I mean, I think it's a good idea.

00:24:09.000 That sounds pretty good.

00:24:10.000 Yeah.

00:24:11.000 And then once we, like, I like to isolate problems.

00:24:13.000 You know, like with immigration, how many immigrants is too many?

00:24:17.000 I know there's going to always be illegals, but it's at 30 million now.

00:24:20.000 Could we maybe divide that by 10?

00:24:22.000 Yeah, but put the decimal place over.

00:24:24.000 No, you're 100% right.

00:24:25.000 That we should try to figure out a way to, like, what is it?

00:24:28.000 What is like a store has when they theft protection or whatever, theft or prevention.

00:24:33.000 You know, you're going to have some theft.

00:24:34.000 You know, you're going to have some illegals.

00:24:36.000 But the problem with the border is all this sex trafficking.

00:24:38.000 There's little girls from Guatemala that are being sold to these coyotes.

00:24:42.000 And I'm telling you, I see it in Dallas.

00:24:43.000 Like, they'll get off a bus and they walk around the Bachman Lake.

00:24:46.000 That's where I walk my dogs every day.

00:24:47.000 And they have like a new Walmart shirt.

00:24:49.000 They all have a mask on because they think everybody has to wear a mask.

00:24:51.000 You know, they're like freaked out.

00:24:52.000 And there's like kids with just some random scraggler adult that looks like he's on meth, you know?

00:24:57.000 Yeah, they always say you're separating them from their families.

00:24:59.000 That's not their fucking dad.

00:25:01.000 No way.

00:25:02.000 That's their trafficker.

00:25:03.000 And then they're reunited with their families.

00:25:05.000 No, they're reunited with the guy who said he's the family.

00:25:08.000 And now he's going to use that fucking 10-year-old for everything from sex to being a lookout to being a mule to storing the money.

00:25:15.000 Like, that's their little worker bees, these children.

00:25:17.000 You've heard of the rape trees.

00:25:19.000 They have trees where they'll go and there's condoms, just, you know, discarded condoms.

00:25:23.000 And like Drew Hernandez, Savannah Hernandez, that's funny, but they have the same name.

00:25:27.000 They're not related.

00:25:28.000 But they've been going to stuff at the border.

00:25:30.000 They go to these rape trees.

00:25:31.000 They see there's just condoms.

00:25:33.000 Those aren't just like consensual adults just fucking in the desert.

00:25:36.000 Actually, I don't want to sound like I'm condoning rape here, but the culture, it is so ingrained in the trip that the women don't even see it as rape.

00:25:47.000 They'll take birth control the days before, and it's just sort of part of, it's like you get raped.

00:25:52.000 It's almost like your initiation.

00:25:54.000 So they're just like, well, got to go to the border.

00:25:56.000 There's, of course, the rape part.

00:25:57.000 That's my least favorite part.

00:25:59.000 And then, like, they sign up for it in massive quotes in the sense that, like, imagine you could go to America if I chop your arm off.

00:26:08.000 So they're like, all right, here we go, chop it off.

00:26:10.000 Well, in that sense, people are like, you know, this is why I'm not that conservative.

00:26:14.000 I do think prostitution should be legal.

00:26:16.000 This isn't that, though.

00:26:17.000 No, this isn't that.

00:26:18.000 This isn't prostitution.

00:26:19.000 But I'm saying on a different note, it's kind of that same thing.

00:26:21.000 It's like you buy, you know, you always hear the same cliche.

00:26:24.000 Well, you know, in order to get laid, you have to buy a girl dinner and this and that.

00:26:27.000 I think there'd be less illegal sex trafficking if prostitution was legal.

00:26:30.000 That's personally how I feel.

00:26:32.000 Yeah.

00:26:33.000 You keep ruining everything by saying something crazy.

00:26:37.000 I do.

00:26:37.000 I think the red light district in Amsterdam works.

00:26:39.000 No, I agree.

00:26:40.000 I want prostitution legal.

00:26:41.000 But Amsterdam is one of the most dangerous places in the world.

00:26:45.000 Don't.

00:26:46.000 You know what?

00:26:46.000 Washington.

00:26:46.000 Oh, dude, speaking up, so I went to Pride and I was asking people questions.

00:26:50.000 I got to edit it.

00:26:50.000 I'm going to post it this week.

00:26:51.000 I got a lot of funny stuff.

00:26:53.000 But I was walking around Washington Square Park, and it was like I was in the Red Light District of Amsterdam.

00:26:58.000 Coke, mushrooms, Molly.

00:26:59.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:27:00.000 From everybody.

00:27:01.000 From everybody.

00:27:02.000 I mean, a hundred different people asked me to buy cocaine.

00:27:04.000 I was like, what?

00:27:04.000 If you could have asked me this five years ago, I might have said yes.

00:27:07.000 But I just can't believe it was that wide open.

00:27:10.000 I mean, it was wide open.

00:27:12.000 Let's jump to your comedy show.

00:27:15.000 Does any of your comedy show visible?

00:27:17.000 Did you record this?

00:27:18.000 I haven't posted it yet.

00:27:19.000 I will.

00:27:19.000 They filmed it.

00:27:19.000 I just hadn't posted it yet.

00:27:20.000 Was it funny?

00:27:21.000 Did you?

00:27:22.000 Yeah, I mean, so this is what it was.

00:27:23.000 It's like the children's health defense.

00:27:25.000 So it's Robert Kennedy is like part of this charity that is like, they're really anti-vax.

00:27:30.000 They don't like the...

00:27:30.000 So there's a documentary.

00:27:32.000 All these guys, they do the MMR vaccine and they talk about the rates of autism is skyrocketing because we're giving children vaccines shortly.

00:27:38.000 So that's kind of the vibe of the place.

00:27:40.000 So it was a lot of vaccination type material.

00:27:42.000 So yeah, I crushed because that's like my zone.

00:27:44.000 You know, if it was just a normal stand event, I probably wouldn't have done as well.

00:27:48.000 How was the attendance?

00:27:49.000 It was packed, sold out.

00:27:50.000 I was the headliner, sold the bitch out.

00:27:52.000 I couldn't believe it.

00:27:52.000 130 tickets.

00:27:53.000 I was shocked.

00:27:55.000 But there was people outside who were not fans.

00:27:57.000 No, and they tried to get in and they stopped.

00:27:59.000 And there was about, yeah, 15 to 20 people at one point that did not like me.

00:28:03.000 Well, let's see.

00:28:05.000 And this is how you handle Antifa, folks.

00:28:07.000 Oh, but before you play it, let me say this.

00:28:09.000 So I was a little shook, though.

00:28:11.000 I'm not going to lie.

00:28:12.000 I wasn't nervous.

00:28:12.000 I wasn't scared.

00:28:13.000 But I was just shocked that I knew that the club had got emails and stuff.

00:28:17.000 But I was just like, I can't believe these people came to protest me.

00:28:20.000 I was actually really excited because I knew it was going to be great content.

00:28:22.000 But I was just like, I just can't believe it felt very surreal, I guess, is what I'm saying.

00:28:26.000 Well, that's because it's not organic.

00:28:28.000 Like when I got pepper sprayed at NYU, which is on the wall right next to you, there was like 200 people there.

00:28:34.000 200 people don't hate me in New York and want me to not talk.

00:28:38.000 This was obviously set up by someone else.

00:28:41.000 It was well organized by a few group who pay organize.

00:28:46.000 Same with your thing.

00:28:47.000 It's not like there were people that were like, I'm sick of this Alex Stein guy.

00:28:50.000 Let's all get together.

00:28:51.000 No, this is all organized by the DNC for political points.

00:28:55.000 You're getting way too popular right now.

00:28:58.000 I'm warning you, dude.

00:28:59.000 I'm glad you don't have a wife and kids because they're going to come after you.

00:29:01.000 They're going to come by your house.

00:29:02.000 They're going to fucking try to intimidate you.

00:29:04.000 They're going to make up lies.

00:29:06.000 They're going to say that you're a proud boy.

00:29:08.000 Right now, they are combing through your past, trying to find an N-word or a sexual assault.

00:29:15.000 But this is the one thing where that got them, though.

00:29:17.000 All that stuff did exist at one point, but I was on, about 10 years ago, I was on all these reality shows.

00:29:22.000 Wait, all that stuff existed of you raping women and not rape, not rape, but the N-word existed.

00:29:27.000 I'll just be honest about that.

00:29:29.000 But listen, I don't care.

00:29:30.000 I mean, somewhere in the world, I've said the N-word.

00:29:32.000 I'll be honest.

00:29:33.000 I mean, it's not.

00:29:33.000 I haven't said the N-word for hours.

00:29:35.000 It's not a word I particularly like, but I'm just saying.

00:29:37.000 I've said it in my past.

00:29:38.000 Everybody has.

00:29:39.000 Let's just be honest.

00:29:40.000 But this is the thing, Gavin.

00:29:41.000 The reason why they're not going to find anything is because, so to go on these reality shows, I've had a forensic audit of my social media, and they found a bunch of stuff.

00:29:48.000 They didn't find a bunch of N-words, but they had, dude, at one point, if you call yourself the nationalist, anything, I made like a joke about being a nationalist in tweets a long time ago, they found that.

00:29:57.000 So they found everything.

00:29:59.000 So I've already had my social media accounts searched within the last like six years.

00:30:04.000 So and everything since then, I've been.

00:30:06.000 What was the reality TV thing?

00:30:08.000 No, it was kind of like that.

00:30:09.000 I've been on a bunch of shows.

00:30:10.000 I was on a show called The Glass House where you live in a house and you compete with everybody.

00:30:14.000 And this is why I left Hollywood.

00:30:16.000 They were like, Hollywood?

00:30:17.000 I didn't know this about you.

00:30:18.000 I lived in LA.

00:30:19.000 After I graduated college, I went to LSU.

00:30:21.000 I graduated in 2020.

00:30:22.000 You tried to become a star.

00:30:24.000 I am a star, but I always was a star.

00:30:26.000 I was just trying to get discovered.

00:30:27.000 Now, this is the thing.

00:30:28.000 So I didn't have a job.

00:30:29.000 I graduated from LSU.

00:30:30.000 I got a general studies degree, like the easiest thing.

00:30:32.000 I got a minor in communications, business, and sociology.

00:30:35.000 So like I didn't, I didn't have a job.

00:30:36.000 I didn't have any gigs.

00:30:38.000 So I moved to LA.

00:30:38.000 I packed my Tahoe up.

00:30:40.000 I lived in this like $950 bed bug-infested place on Yucca Boulevard behind Hollywood Boulevard with like all these meth heads.

00:30:47.000 And I didn't have a job.

00:30:48.000 I went to Central Casting.

00:30:49.000 But because I looked young, I looked 18 to look younger.

00:30:52.000 I got booked on all these shows.

00:30:53.000 Spider-Man, The Office.

00:30:54.000 Like, dude, there's just a laundry list of shows as an extra.

00:30:57.000 You're an extra in a million shows.

00:30:58.000 In a million shows.

00:30:59.000 In over 100 shows.

00:31:00.000 And then from that, I got like production assistant jobs.

00:31:02.000 And then I'd get, you know, a little, you know, whatever.

00:31:05.000 So I kind of moved up.

00:31:06.000 Then I met casting directors, obviously, because it's like, you know, I just, it's not, Hollywood's not that small because you're just around sets and stuff.

00:31:12.000 So I got cast out of the show called The Glass House.

00:31:14.000 Like after, you know, kind of being in Hollywood for two years.

00:31:16.000 And this is like ABC.

00:31:17.000 They're like, Alex, you're going to be the next bachelor.

00:31:19.000 This is going to be a hit show.

00:31:20.000 You're going to carry this show.

00:31:22.000 But we want you to be the villain.

00:31:23.000 I was like, of course, I'll be the villain.

00:31:24.000 Like, I'm a troll.

00:31:25.000 I'm a villain.

00:31:26.000 You are the villain.

00:31:26.000 Yeah, I know.

00:31:27.000 Exactly.

00:31:27.000 It is me.

00:31:28.000 But I didn't know.

00:31:29.000 I don't watch reality TV, Gavin, so I didn't know how to be a villain.

00:31:31.000 So I was like bashing the girls.

00:31:33.000 Like this girl would always take dumps and spray the scented.

00:31:36.000 So it would always smell like orange-scented shit.

00:31:38.000 And I'd be like, Eric, it always smells like orange-scented shit when you leave the bathroom.

00:31:41.000 And like, there was a girl that was a stripper, and she was in Playboy.

00:31:44.000 And I was like, you show your tits for a living.

00:31:46.000 And then there was a cop.

00:31:47.000 There was a cop in there.

00:31:48.000 And I went after the cop.

00:31:50.000 And America didn't like that.

00:31:51.000 I went like after a cop.

00:31:52.000 This is in like 2012.

00:31:53.000 So I got kicked off that show.

00:31:54.000 But let me tell you.

00:31:55.000 Did any of it air?

00:31:56.000 Oh, yeah, it aired.

00:31:57.000 It aired.

00:31:58.000 And then they kicked me off the show.

00:31:59.000 The ratings died.

00:31:59.000 And they tried to bring me back, but they couldn't let me play the game for rules.

00:32:02.000 So it was like all a scam.

00:32:04.000 So I just came back and kind of trolled them.

00:32:06.000 The show ended up dying after one season, but it was the same creator as Big Brother.

00:32:09.000 Why'd you attack the cop?

00:32:10.000 You have a problem with cops?

00:32:12.000 All cops are awesome.

00:32:13.000 No, no, he was just a douche.

00:32:15.000 He was a homo.

00:32:16.000 But this is what I'm trying to say.

00:32:18.000 So then I got a job working for the show Cheaters, Gavin.

00:32:20.000 I can only say so much.

00:32:21.000 I signed up in India.

00:32:22.000 Yeah, and so we catch people cheating on their husbands and wives.

00:32:25.000 And I would produce those.

00:32:26.000 It's all fake, that show.

00:32:27.000 Well, I'm not saying that.

00:32:28.000 I can't agree or disagree with That I can neither confirm nor deny.

00:32:31.000 Total bullshit show.

00:32:32.000 It's so obvious, too.

00:32:33.000 But, dude, so the host is a guy named Clark Gable, the actor, Clark Gable's grandson.

00:32:37.000 He was like my best friend, the grandson.

00:32:40.000 When I tell you this, Gavin, he had the highest drug tolerance of anybody that ever knew.

00:32:43.000 He grew up in LA, and his dad was Clark Gable's actual son.

00:32:47.000 So Clark Gable is like an alcoholic, drunk, the grandfather.

00:32:50.000 So his dad, my buddy's dad, the middle one, right?

00:32:54.000 He was like such a fuck up.

00:32:55.000 He would give like Clark Coke and stuff when they were young.

00:32:58.000 And his dad was famous.

00:32:59.000 TMZ did an article on the Pacific Coast Highway.

00:33:01.000 He was like so drunk, he got in like a 14-car accident because he hit all these parked cars.

00:33:04.000 So his dad was just, my buddy, his dad was just, it was shitty dad.

00:33:09.000 Did like drugs with his son.

00:33:10.000 Like that's pretty, that's really bad.

00:33:11.000 Like hardcore drugs, not like have a beer, you know, like do like Coke in front of your son.

00:33:16.000 So my buddy Clark, when I tell you this, dude, I got to tell this story.

00:33:19.000 It's actually kind of sad.

00:33:20.000 Dude, he had the biggest, biggest tolerance, but he still was professional.

00:33:23.000 Like when we would do the bus, he'd always show up to the set, semi-sober.

00:33:26.000 He might be on like a pill or something, but he would always have like a six-pack of beer.

00:33:29.000 He wouldn't come drunk, right?

00:33:31.000 He would, as soon as we were done with the bus, and he would start drinking because he didn't want to slur his words.

00:33:35.000 He had the highest tolerance of anybody I ever knew.

00:33:37.000 Then I get a call.

00:33:38.000 We're done filming season 17.

00:33:40.000 What was your role?

00:33:41.000 I was a producer, so I would like, you know, basically, you know, like really I was kind of like the chick and the fake dude.

00:33:47.000 No, it's all real.

00:33:48.000 It's the most real show ever.

00:33:49.000 But basically, like I would do, it's a 100% real show because I signed an NDA.

00:33:54.000 I can't say anything.

00:33:55.000 But like a lot of times I would also be in charge of like, we would go into the nail salon and I would have to try to get the releases.

00:34:00.000 I'd have to deal with the cops.

00:34:01.000 There's a lot of stuff I had to actually do.

00:34:03.000 It was actually a pretty challenging job.

00:34:05.000 But he was my best friend.

00:34:06.000 He was the host.

00:34:08.000 After the season's done, he's kind of like, he's kind of like off the deep end, but he's not that bad.

00:34:13.000 Like he looks, he just, he's this California kid.

00:34:15.000 He looks like he has his shit together.

00:34:16.000 Dude, I get a call from his wife.

00:34:18.000 He overdosed and died.

00:34:19.000 He bought oxycodone.

00:34:20.000 He had a pill mill doctor in California that were like giving prescriptions.

00:34:23.000 He ran out of that.

00:34:24.000 So he bought some like street, but he didn't buy fentanyl.

00:34:27.000 He bought like Vicodin or something.

00:34:29.000 Had fentanyl on it.

00:34:30.000 Went to bed, never woke up.

00:34:31.000 Has a 19-month-old baby in the bed with his wife.

00:34:34.000 And the reason why I say the tolerance stuff, I would have thought the guy would die in a blaze of glory.

00:34:38.000 Like, you know, you know what I mean?

00:34:40.000 You can't have tolerance to fentanyl.

00:34:42.000 Exactly.

00:34:42.000 Where was this that he died?

00:34:44.000 In Dallas.

00:34:44.000 It was in Dallas.

00:34:45.000 You can pull it up, the TMZ, Clark Gable.

00:34:47.000 It comes up how he died of a drug overdose.

00:34:49.000 But he didn't die of a drug overdose like you think, like snorting lines and being out all night.

00:34:52.000 He literally went to bed like.

00:34:54.000 He died of China's invasion of America, their drug invasion of our country.

00:34:59.000 So that's why I don't like it.

00:35:00.000 Oh, then, but this is the story.

00:35:01.000 This is the origin story of the villain.

00:35:02.000 I know, so I'm almost wrapping up.

00:35:04.000 Sorry for the folks at home.

00:35:05.000 Then, a month after he dies, he say, Alex, you're going to be the next host of Cheaters.

00:35:08.000 You're similar.

00:35:09.000 You're like 31-year-old white guy.

00:35:11.000 Clark was 30-year-old white guy.

00:35:13.000 You know, I'm kind of similar.

00:35:14.000 I know the show backwards and forwards.

00:35:15.000 Then, April 2020, Gavin, we're going to film the show, and they pick a guy named Peter Guns from the song Deja Vu.

00:35:24.000 He has like a popular song.

00:35:25.000 52-year-old black dude, you know, from New York.

00:35:29.000 He's like a DJ.

00:35:30.000 Obviously, you know, because they wanted a different vibe for the show.

00:35:33.000 And that's when I quit, and that's when I started doing my own podcast, and that's when I started going to the meetings.

00:35:37.000 That's when I became, that's when I started creating content for myself.

00:35:40.000 But I thought I was happy because I was working for a show and making money.

00:35:43.000 But I'm so much happier now just doing my money.

00:35:46.000 When's mom's death and all that?

00:35:47.000 Because I see that as the reality.

00:35:49.000 She died recently.

00:35:50.000 She died recently.

00:35:51.000 She died in October 2021.

00:35:54.000 And now it's like eight months ago.

00:35:56.000 But that is what radicalized me in the fact that it just showed me how short life is.

00:36:01.000 You know, like one day.

00:36:02.000 That's a good segue to this Antifa thing.

00:36:05.000 Let's show it.

00:36:06.000 Alex, talking to the people who don't want him to do his comedy set.

00:36:10.000 Why don't you want someone to do a comedy set?

00:36:12.000 Why do you give a shit?

00:36:14.000 Make it big and make me small.

00:36:18.000 You guys are awesome.

00:36:19.000 I love you.

00:36:20.000 I love you.

00:36:21.000 I love you.

00:36:22.000 Did you look right?

00:36:24.000 They're going to get this.

00:36:25.000 This is what I think about their signs.

00:36:26.000 Oh, so scary.

00:36:28.000 Oh, I'm so scared.

00:36:30.000 This is what I think about their signs, guys.

00:36:32.000 This is crap.

00:36:33.000 This is what they're doing.

00:36:35.000 Oh, I'm so scared.

00:36:37.000 Prime Cat 99 is on the brand.

00:36:39.000 These are waves.

00:36:40.000 Look at this.

00:36:40.000 Can you see this?

00:36:41.000 Can you see this?

00:36:42.000 Wait, stop, stop.

00:36:43.000 Stop.

00:36:44.000 Can you...

00:36:45.000 That's huge.

00:36:47.000 You pull it away.

00:36:48.000 He's hiding his face.

00:36:49.000 Why are you hiding your face?

00:36:50.000 Were you paid to be there and you don't want to be doxxed or noticed?

00:36:56.000 If someone is a bigot and they are killing trans, you want to proudly say, like, I don't want someone killing homosexuals.

00:37:03.000 If someone wants homosexuals to die, I want to be up there and be like, fuck this guy.

00:37:07.000 Yeah, I'm Gavin McInnes.

00:37:08.000 Fuck you.

00:37:09.000 I don't go like...

00:37:10.000 What is this shit?

00:37:11.000 Dude, it's because he's on six different antidepressants, probably.

00:37:14.000 He has so much anxiety, suicidal idolization.

00:37:17.000 He's so ashamed of himself.

00:37:18.000 He cannot, like, just handle the fact that he might be in a viral video.

00:37:23.000 It's an X-Men move.

00:37:26.000 He's that scared.

00:37:27.000 I mean, that's what everybody talks about.

00:37:28.000 You nailed it.

00:37:29.000 That's what everybody's like talking about how funny it is when he covered his face.

00:37:32.000 And did you see how weakly I grabbed the sign?

00:37:34.000 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:37:35.000 I barely grabbed it.

00:37:36.000 I barely, it was like I was playing with my cat at home.

00:37:40.000 It was just nothing.

00:37:42.000 I mean, no.

00:37:43.000 I better come way more correct with Sam Hyde.

00:37:46.000 I know that.

00:37:46.000 Look at that.

00:37:48.000 That guy was so weak, though.

00:37:49.000 He was so fragile.

00:37:51.000 New York Antifa is some of the weakest Antifa in the world.

00:37:56.000 Alex Sign bullies queer folks is what that sign says.

00:38:00.000 Thank you guys for coming to the show.

00:38:01.000 Thank y'all so much.

00:38:02.000 I really appreciate you supporting me.

00:38:04.000 Get them hiding like this.

00:38:07.000 Are you holding your GoPro thing?

00:38:08.000 I'm holding my phone, but there's other people filming.

00:38:10.000 I just thought this audio was the best of me yelling because I had my phone right now.

00:38:13.000 Yeah, it is, but you can't grab and rip if you're...

00:38:16.000 It was hard.

00:38:17.000 Well, then I put my phone down after the first sign.

00:38:19.000 I realized that after the first sign.

00:38:28.000 They call me a fascist.

00:38:30.000 They're the fascist.

00:38:31.000 The definition of fascism is a queer.

00:38:33.000 It's funny how your whole set was about the vaccine and it's queers.

00:38:36.000 This guy hates queer children or some shit.

00:38:38.000 Yeah, and you know what's funny?

00:38:39.000 I couldn't even make any trans jokes because one of the members of the children health defense is trans.

00:38:44.000 So like they were, you know, they were saying I'm trans.

00:38:46.000 And the set, they're like, Alex, the one subject you cannot talk about is trans.

00:38:50.000 That's bullshit.

00:38:50.000 Fuck that.

00:38:51.000 Well, I mean, it was a charity.

00:38:52.000 What am I going to say?

00:38:53.000 I mean.

00:38:55.000 Where did y'all got to join fabrics and get designs?

00:38:58.000 Look at this.

00:38:59.000 This is how you know you're winning.

00:39:00.000 I love this.

00:39:01.000 You know, there's a story that Robin Williams did this support thing, and they told him that, like, you have to keep it clean.

00:39:06.000 And he was planning on keeping it clean.

00:39:07.000 But because she said that he was going there, he was like, oh, how about fucking dicks and pussies and assholes?

00:39:12.000 All because he said to be clean, yeah, he was planning on doing it clean.

00:39:15.000 It's like, Yeah, I fucking know, and for that reason and that reason alone.

00:39:18.000 Oh, what a rebel!

00:39:20.000 No, but we're canceled.

00:39:21.000 Like, we're not canceled.

00:39:22.000 You're not canceled.

00:39:23.000 But we're pariahs.

00:39:24.000 We're like the dark side.

00:39:26.000 So the beauty of that is you can do whatever you want.

00:39:28.000 It's a total release.

00:39:29.000 Oh, I know.

00:39:29.000 I'm uncancelable or whatever.

00:39:31.000 I can't say that word either.

00:39:32.000 But yeah, they can't cancel me.

00:39:33.000 I can't say a lot of words.

00:39:34.000 And again, I've highlighted.

00:39:35.000 What about the abominable snowman?

00:39:37.000 The other one is obfuscate.

00:39:39.000 I can't hardly say.

00:39:39.000 Obfuscate.

00:39:41.000 But you got to say the ob in it, right?

00:39:42.000 Obfuscate.

00:39:43.000 Obfuscate.

00:39:44.000 You sound like that's a good one.

00:39:45.000 That's an easy one.

00:39:46.000 It's not that easy.

00:39:47.000 Try to say that word, guys.

00:39:48.000 Try to say first cousin marriage.

00:39:50.000 First cousin marriage.

00:39:51.000 That's another conspiracy.

00:39:52.000 They say that that's actually okay.

00:39:54.000 I don't agree with that, but they say that.

00:39:55.000 It's clearly not, judging by the side effects.

00:39:57.000 Hey, we're missing all this gold.

00:39:59.000 Okay.

00:40:00.000 I hope you would trump on a trans girl's dick.

00:40:02.000 Go back.

00:40:02.000 You gotta go back.

00:40:03.000 This is the best.

00:40:04.000 She goes, I hope you choke on a trans girl's dick.

00:40:06.000 Look at this.

00:40:06.000 I love drag, guys.

00:40:07.000 I'm ginger fluid.

00:40:09.000 But for a little bit, I'm back on.

00:40:11.000 But I'm just saying, I love you.

00:40:13.000 You've got to give my bag down.

00:40:14.000 I love you.

00:40:15.000 I hope you choke on a dick.

00:40:17.000 I love you, though.

00:40:18.000 I hope you put trump on a trans girl's dick.

00:40:20.000 Wow.

00:40:22.000 Is that trendy Hebrew?

00:40:23.000 Yeah.

00:40:23.000 And he calls me a Goam and all this weird stuff.

00:40:26.000 What's that got to do with anything?

00:40:28.000 There's so much sort of intersectionality with all these things.

00:40:33.000 Like, I looked up Twitter on the weekend and it said white supremacy.

00:40:36.000 That was like the biggest trending thing.

00:40:37.000 And then I look, okay, what's white supremacy about?

00:40:39.000 I look it up and it's like, Proud Boys are objecting to Drag Queen Story Hour and chicks are mad about abortion.

00:40:47.000 And you're like, where?

00:40:48.000 How does white supremacy rear its ugly head in this?

00:40:51.000 Don Lamon, you know, on CNN, says white supremacy is the world's biggest problem.

00:40:54.000 He's married to a white guy.

00:40:55.000 Go figure.

00:40:57.000 Yeah, I mean, dude, the story time thing, didn't even do anything.

00:41:00.000 They called him a pedophile.

00:41:01.000 And Eric Swallow, all those politicians were like, oh my God, it was a hate crime.

00:41:04.000 It was a hate crime.

00:41:05.000 It was committed.

00:41:06.000 Like, now it's calling somebody a pedophile who's probably a pedophile.

00:41:09.000 It's a hate crime.

00:41:10.000 The odds are that you're right.

00:41:12.000 Okay, let's keep going.

00:41:15.000 Sweet, but I want you to live a long, prosperous life.

00:41:17.000 Yeah.

00:41:18.000 And I hope you die.

00:41:20.000 That's what they want me to do, Jeff.

00:41:22.000 Shonda Plagoyam.

00:41:23.000 Wow.

00:41:25.000 I don't even know what that quite means, but I know this.

00:41:27.000 I know that you're a good person.

00:41:28.000 I'm not.

00:41:29.000 Not to you.

00:41:31.000 Not to you.

00:41:31.000 You're within my personal space, and I'm the fucking girl.

00:41:34.000 You're just like a kid.

00:41:36.000 Trans.

00:41:38.000 Mentally okay.

00:41:40.000 Please move away from me.

00:41:41.000 Mentally okay, Israeli?

00:41:42.000 Very mental.

00:41:43.000 He was like incredibly, mentally smart.

00:41:45.000 He was probably one of the smartest guys I dealt with in New York City.

00:41:55.000 Look at that house.

00:41:56.000 There's a huge crowd.

00:41:57.000 You got to get footage.

00:41:58.000 The whole audience stayed out there.

00:41:59.000 So they were kind of shook because now the whole audience was watching this.

00:42:04.000 Well, that's what they do.

00:42:05.000 They prey on the audience and they find the weakest ones.

00:42:07.000 Like at my thing at Metropolitan Club, they were attacking the old ladies.

00:42:14.000 Thank you so much.

00:42:15.000 Arch Crash Antifa.

00:42:17.000 Arch and Crash Antifa.

00:42:19.000 Arch and Crash Antifa.

00:42:21.000 Arch and Crash Antifa.

00:42:22.000 I love you guys.

00:42:23.000 You guys are awesome.

00:42:25.000 I love you.

00:42:26.000 I love you.

00:42:27.000 I can just come out here and do whatever I want.

00:42:30.000 Look at that.

00:42:31.000 Alex Stein.

00:42:36.000 Come on.

00:42:37.000 Say hey.

00:42:43.000 All right, guys.

00:42:44.000 He's a guy that owns a club.

00:42:45.000 He's a really nice Chris.

00:42:46.000 That guy just came up to me.

00:42:47.000 Really nice guy.

00:42:49.000 He was cool with all of it.

00:42:50.000 Surprisingly.

00:42:51.000 Did you fly here for this comedy show?

00:42:53.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:42:54.000 Yeah, they put me up in the W, and he's really nice.

00:42:57.000 That guy loves you.

00:42:58.000 That guy's got balls, right?

00:42:59.000 He's suing for the...

00:43:00.000 Oh, no, no.

00:43:01.000 This wasn't the owner of the stand that brought you up.

00:43:02.000 It was the people doing this thing.

00:43:04.000 Yeah, it was a charity.

00:43:05.000 They rented the room.

00:43:06.000 So that's why I got to go up there because Dave Chappelle does it.

00:43:08.000 I mean, it's a top club.

00:43:10.000 But yeah, so that guy, Chris, though, because I guess they got protested for some stuff with Ari Shafir a couple years ago or something.

00:43:18.000 So he was pretty based.

00:43:19.000 I don't know.

00:43:20.000 Kobe Bryant?

00:43:21.000 Was it Kobe Bryant?

00:43:22.000 Yeah, that's maybe what it was.

00:43:23.000 And he still let Ari go up.

00:43:24.000 So he's like, he doesn't care.

00:43:26.000 Yeah, well, he's kind of why I'm here.

00:43:28.000 Ari Shafir, right?

00:43:29.000 No, the owner of the stand.

00:43:30.000 Yeah.

00:43:31.000 Why?

00:43:31.000 What was that Stand-Up New York?

00:43:33.000 Your dick is kind of why I'm here.

00:43:34.000 The Stand-Up New York guy I met too.

00:43:35.000 I went up there the night before, Danny, I believe his name.

00:43:37.000 He's actually a really nice guy.

00:43:38.000 Where did I used to be?

00:43:40.000 I believe you were banned from the stand.

00:43:41.000 But no, no, no.

00:43:42.000 Stand-up New York Labs was where he did the podcast.

00:43:45.000 Oh, okay.

00:43:45.000 That was a different one.

00:43:46.000 That was the one I'm talking about.

00:43:47.000 But Kevin, you got banned from the stand?

00:43:49.000 Yeah.

00:43:50.000 For Proud Boy bullshit?

00:43:52.000 Nope.

00:43:52.000 No, I pulled my dick out.

00:43:56.000 Let me explain.

00:43:57.000 Aaron Berg, I had a bet with Louis Gomez, and I said, comedy's easy.

00:44:02.000 You just fucking don't get wasted.

00:44:04.000 Oh, I've heard of this.

00:44:05.000 Have a few ideas.

00:44:06.000 And if you're funny, it's easy.

00:44:08.000 If you're not, you can't do it.

00:44:09.000 It's like Jimi Hendrix.

00:44:11.000 He was good at guitar before he could play the guitar.

00:44:14.000 And he said, I'll bet you $100 you'll fuck up.

00:44:17.000 And so I went up there.

00:44:19.000 I had no set.

00:44:20.000 Aaron Berg came out.

00:44:20.000 And Aaron Berg did this whole thing about shmegma and foreskins and how gross uncircumcised guys are.

00:44:25.000 He's a big Jew, pro-circumcised guy.

00:44:28.000 So I came out.

00:44:28.000 I'm like, they're not that bad.

00:44:30.000 Like, I know they're not the most gorgeous thing in the world when they're flaccid.

00:44:33.000 And then I pull my dick out and it's just like hanging out like an elephant's trunk.

00:44:37.000 It was relevant to the discussion.

00:44:38.000 It wasn't like I was like, hey, ladies, who wants to suck this?

00:44:42.000 Yeah, I still, though.

00:44:43.000 Keep going.

00:44:44.000 And it's one in the morning.

00:44:45.000 Yeah, I know.

00:44:46.000 And it's New York City.

00:44:47.000 Like, when I moved here, Joe Coleman was eating mice live on stage and putting firecrackers all over his body.

00:44:54.000 Yeah, you're trying to be edgy, but did they kick you off stage right then or there?

00:44:57.000 Did they let you finish?

00:44:58.000 No, I did the set.

00:44:58.000 It went really well.

00:44:59.000 Okay.

00:45:00.000 I slayed.

00:45:02.000 And you know, a penis from the stage is not, you can't hardly see it.

00:45:04.000 You know what I mean?

00:45:05.000 If you're like not in the first row, you're not going to really see it.

00:45:08.000 I used to do comedy sets completely nude.

00:45:11.000 What?

00:45:12.000 Yeah, we had this thing.

00:45:13.000 It was story time at the Brooklyn Brewery.

00:45:17.000 And I thought it'd be funny if I just did a set completely naked once.

00:45:21.000 So I walked out nude and I didn't get in shit.

00:45:24.000 No one minded.

00:45:24.000 It was funny.

00:45:25.000 One thing I did notice, though, was all the guys were like, like they made sure They kept their eyes up high and did not look at the evil penis.

00:45:33.000 Duh?

00:45:34.000 I mean, what the heck?

00:45:34.000 You can't be staring at a dog, and you're doing like a 20-minute set.

00:45:37.000 No, that's no, you had to put on panties.

00:45:39.000 Hey, you don't have footage of that, do you?

00:45:40.000 I have footage of you talking about it the day afterwards, and you might show footage.

00:45:43.000 I remember there being a picture or something, right?

00:45:46.000 Oh, really?

00:45:46.000 Let's check it out.

00:45:47.000 And this is at the Brooklyn Brewery.

00:45:49.000 Yep.

00:45:50.000 And then they banned me when I said trans are mentally ill gays.

00:45:54.000 And they said it's really unfortunate.

00:45:55.000 Like, I've had waves of this banning way before.

00:45:58.000 This was like I need your expertise how to handle it.

00:46:01.000 Because I wasn't, like I said, I wasn't nervous, but I was just shook.

00:46:04.000 I was like, wait, this is my reality?

00:46:06.000 Like, now I'm going somewhere.

00:46:08.000 And they really are protesting me.

00:46:09.000 I just, I don't know.

00:46:10.000 I did actually feel like when I'm saying, like, I feel like I haven't made it by any means, but I'm like, I'm like somebody if they have their time to go protest me.

00:46:17.000 And you know, it's just somebody in a Facebook group or, you know, Twitter groups.

00:46:20.000 It's not that big a deal, but it just made me feel.

00:46:23.000 It's also a lot of people are, especially in New York, are getting paid to be there.

00:46:26.000 Of course.

00:46:26.000 I mean, those signs did look strangely similar.

00:46:29.000 And they were making them right before.

00:46:30.000 So they came out there to protest me.

00:46:33.000 And then they went and then one of those guys, because there's a video of this, Danny Polishuk was there.

00:46:36.000 He came on the show.

00:46:37.000 And he was watching them make the signs.

00:46:39.000 They didn't know who he was.

00:46:41.000 And they were like literally with markers.

00:46:42.000 That's why I call them arts and crafts.

00:46:43.000 They were having arts and crafts outside on the street, outside of the stand.

00:46:49.000 You know what's going to happen?

00:46:50.000 You're going to get mainstream acceptance.

00:46:52.000 Fox News is going to pick you up.

00:46:53.000 You're too hot right now.

00:46:55.000 And then they're going to tell you never to speak to me again.

00:46:58.000 Well, they're going to be like, we like you and everything, but the Gavin shit, don't appear in his show and don't answer his calls.

00:47:04.000 Yeah, but that's not going to happen.

00:47:05.000 But I don't know.

00:47:06.000 I don't think, I don't know.

00:47:08.000 Maybe.

00:47:09.000 I mean, this is the thing is everybody says, oh, you know, when you become big, you become a shill.

00:47:13.000 But you kind of do.

00:47:15.000 If people are paying your bills and you have opportunities.

00:47:17.000 Well, it's what level of shilling?

00:47:19.000 Like when Tucker had the Daily Caller, they wanted to, what's his name?

00:47:24.000 And Coulter's buddy, oh, fuck, what's his name?

00:47:27.000 He wanted to do a big expose on Fox News.

00:47:31.000 And Tucker was like, they employ me.

00:47:33.000 We can't have hit pieces on Fox News on my site.

00:47:36.000 I wish we could, but then I don't have a job, and we don't live in a perfectly free speech situation here.

00:47:44.000 And to defend Tucker Carlson, I'm not kidding, Gavin.

00:47:46.000 I met you.

00:47:46.000 I haven't met that many celebrities.

00:47:48.000 You're really down to earth.

00:47:49.000 But Tucker Carlson is even more down to earth than you, Gavin.

00:47:52.000 I'm saying he's the most least, not even that you're pretentious at all.

00:47:55.000 I was like, I just can't believe it.

00:47:56.000 He drives an old truck.

00:47:57.000 His shirt had a rip in it.

00:47:58.000 Like, I think you dress nicer than Tucker Carlson.

00:48:01.000 Seriously.

00:48:02.000 I mean, I was just surprised.

00:48:03.000 He was like just the most laid-back guy.

00:48:06.000 You know how you try to act like you don't try hard?

00:48:08.000 I guess most people do.

00:48:09.000 He's like not trying.

00:48:10.000 You know why?

00:48:11.000 This is my theory with him.

00:48:12.000 You get that with a lot of boarding school kids because they've been broing down with the pals.

00:48:19.000 You get this with guys in bands who toured the world and they've been in the van for like 100 hours.

00:48:26.000 And you just get good at riffing with bros.

00:48:28.000 And he's just a hilarious bros, bro.

00:48:31.000 And he totally gets dudes.

00:48:33.000 He gets it.

00:48:34.000 I think he gets chicks too.

00:48:35.000 I mean, his wife's really nice.

00:48:36.000 He's married.

00:48:37.000 But he's just really just down to earth, not pretentious.

00:48:40.000 A lot of times, you know, people want to have an ego.

00:48:42.000 I thought he would have some big ego.

00:48:44.000 I said, hey, Tucker.

00:48:45.000 I thought he was not going to have me on because when the iPatch McCain thing came out, there's all these things saying I'm a proud boy and radicalized by Tucker Carlson, salon.com, CNN.

00:48:54.000 Literally, that's what they were saying.

00:48:55.000 Kevin, no bullshit.

00:48:56.000 Tucker Carlson is the white supremacist, white power hour.

00:48:59.000 He taught this guy.

00:49:00.000 Alex Stein's on his show.

00:49:01.000 Tucker, Tucker, Tucker.

00:49:02.000 In every article, they mention Tucker.

00:49:04.000 Why are you white supremacy?

00:49:05.000 You've never mentioned race once.

00:49:06.000 No, I'm not.

00:49:07.000 I love.

00:49:08.000 I know, but I know what you really believe.

00:49:10.000 But I'm saying as far as getting this reputation, your things are the vax, drag queen story hour.

00:49:17.000 Those are your biggies.

00:49:18.000 Like recently.

00:49:19.000 I mean, I'm good at it, if you will.

00:49:21.000 It's not like you're sitting there going, we need a nation for white people.

00:49:24.000 I've never heard you mention race.

00:49:26.000 No, I love black people.

00:49:28.000 I was literally right.

00:49:29.000 My dad's a bail bonds and Gavin.

00:49:30.000 So the criminals that he would get out of jail were the people that would babysit me.

00:49:33.000 So I was raised by black people.

00:49:35.000 So that's why I'm the way I am.

00:49:37.000 So I love all creeds and colors and mixes and whatever.

00:49:41.000 Yeah, I love Lil Boozy.

00:49:43.000 He's from Baton Rouge.

00:49:44.000 That guy right there, Lil Boozy, he got arrested in Baton Rouge.

00:49:46.000 I was in college.

00:49:47.000 So yeah, I love Lil Boozy.

00:49:49.000 But no, I mean.

00:49:51.000 It's their allegation.

00:49:52.000 Everybody's white supremacist.

00:49:53.000 So I go to Tucker.

00:49:54.000 I'm like, the first thing I said to him, I'm like, Tucker, this video went viral and I'm coming on your show two days later.

00:49:59.000 I thought maybe you were going to cancel because everybody said that you radicalized me.

00:50:03.000 And he started laughing.

00:50:04.000 He's like, no, shit, I hope I did radicalize you.

00:50:07.000 I was like, oh, man, Tucker's the man.

00:50:10.000 There's new footage of him talking about.

00:50:12.000 You saw that from the other day?

00:50:13.000 No?

00:50:13.000 Yeah, look, here it is.

00:50:14.000 Talking about getting.

00:50:15.000 I hate you.

00:50:16.000 I hate you.

00:50:17.000 That's not...

00:50:18.000 No, that's what he really said.

00:50:19.000 He did say that about it.

00:50:20.000 So Alex is lying.

00:50:21.000 What he really said.

00:50:22.000 He said, fuck you, Alex.

00:50:23.000 That wasn't cool, but I...

00:50:24.000 That sucks, though.

00:50:25.000 Tucker's the man.

00:50:26.000 I'm his son.

00:50:26.000 I'm his biological son.

00:50:28.000 Well, apparently.

00:50:29.000 So he came up with iPatch McCain.

00:50:32.000 Yeah, that's his bit.

00:50:33.000 That's a good one.

00:50:34.000 This is good.

00:50:35.000 I don't know if you're interested still, but here's.

00:50:38.000 Do you remember showing footage of yourself at the stand there?

00:50:43.000 So this is recently.

00:50:44.000 If you're with Tim, this isn't that long ago.

00:50:46.000 No, this is like 2016.

00:50:49.000 Is either crazy 2016 six years ago?

00:50:51.000 I mean, this feels like yesterday.

00:50:53.000 Apparently, it's got no audio.

00:50:55.000 Some of the vials they've been sending us from Compound has been a little networking.

00:50:59.000 Networking?

00:51:00.000 Net good.

00:51:02.000 I have to talk about black women's hair.

00:51:04.000 I'm not going to do it now because I want to keep you, but we're going to lose you soon.

00:51:08.000 Yeah.

00:51:08.000 You've got to get back.

00:51:09.000 I think we've got like maybe five more minutes.

00:51:12.000 Yeah, we're good.

00:51:16.000 So what are your plans for the future, Alex?

00:51:19.000 What do you want to do to America?

00:51:22.000 What's your goal?

00:51:23.000 You know, you're an inspiration.

00:51:25.000 I mean that.

00:51:26.000 I guess in this day and age of like content creators, I hate it.

00:51:29.000 It's cringy to say that, right?

00:51:30.000 Like content creator, but that's what I am.

00:51:32.000 But I do want to be a broadcaster.

00:51:34.000 I mean, that's the end goal is to sit in front of the mic.

00:51:36.000 And I have a show, but I want to be a legit broadcaster.

00:51:39.000 Yeah, I keep begging you to give me a show at Censored.

00:51:41.000 I know, I will.

00:51:42.000 I will.

00:51:42.000 But the thing is, it's like, dude, so many people are asking me to do a show right now.

00:51:46.000 And I don't even want to bring up, you know, the Blaze.

00:51:48.000 They want to do a show with me.

00:51:49.000 And obviously, you hate the Blaze because they screwed you over.

00:51:51.000 What happened?

00:51:52.000 When they merged with CRT, they just said, fuck Gavin McInnes.

00:51:54.000 That's what they said?

00:51:56.000 Well, they won't say anything on record.

00:51:58.000 But I think what happened was everyone was really mad at me.

00:52:03.000 I think this was right after the NYU shit.

00:52:06.000 And they knew about the merge.

00:52:08.000 So Antifa and the radical left bombarded everyone at Blaze.

00:52:13.000 Yeah.

00:52:13.000 Because Blaze didn't really know CRTV that well, I guess.

00:52:16.000 Bombarded everyone there at Blaze and CR-TV with footage of me saying bad words or articles I've written.

00:52:23.000 And eventually some dumb bitch was like, oh, that's dangerous.

00:52:28.000 I'm going to sue them if they keep Gavin on.

00:52:32.000 And they were so traumatized by their lawsuit with, what's his name?

00:52:38.000 The British guy.

00:52:39.000 Not Mark Levin, but the guy who's on Tucker all the time.

00:52:43.000 Oh, who is it?

00:52:44.000 I don't know.

00:52:45.000 I don't know.

00:52:45.000 But I'll tell you this much.

00:52:46.000 So they were so traumatized from that, they were like, any threat of litigation, let's get rid of him.

00:52:51.000 So they threw me to the wall.

00:52:52.000 Get him out of here.

00:52:53.000 But I'm telling you, everybody at the Blaze, not that you care, speaks well and nice about you.

00:52:57.000 I mean, I mean, I'm not.

00:52:58.000 Yeah, the worst thing I could say about them is they didn't fight hard enough to keep me when.

00:53:02.000 Which is cowardice a little.

00:53:04.000 Yeah, and then that woman, who I think was an affirmative action hire, ended up getting fired later because she was.

00:53:09.000 All the executives there, I've talked about you, and they love you.

00:53:12.000 I mean, literally, like, your name has come up.

00:53:15.000 Because I want to do a show.

00:53:16.000 I'm like, I kind of want to be like Gavin's show.

00:53:17.000 I want to be like this, you know.

00:53:19.000 So that's on the horizon in August.

00:53:21.000 I think we're going to announce it in July.

00:53:23.000 And then August, I'll be doing a show for them.

00:53:25.000 Great, thanks.

00:53:26.000 You already know.

00:53:27.000 No, but I could do more than one show.

00:53:29.000 You cannot.

00:53:29.000 They're not going to give you two shows, dummy.

00:53:32.000 You don't think?

00:53:33.000 Well, I mean, the plan is to do like two days a week, so I can still do my own show.

00:53:36.000 I can still create content on the side.

00:53:38.000 Yeah.

00:53:39.000 Maybe we could do things where we just talk about tits.

00:53:43.000 Alex and Gav's tit hour.

00:53:44.000 Have the tit hour.

00:53:45.000 But, you know, I'm really more of an ass man anyway, so that would be a good one.

00:53:48.000 Which is why it would be such a great show because we'd be like, what are these things?

00:53:51.000 Why does everyone care so much?

00:53:53.000 Where's the asses?

00:53:54.000 Okay, that's the other thing, Gavin.

00:53:55.000 Were you breastfed or formula, baby?

00:53:58.000 Today?

00:53:59.000 No, when you were a baby.

00:54:01.000 Oh, breastfed.

00:54:02.000 See, that's why you're a man, a good, strong man.

00:54:05.000 I am gay.

00:54:06.000 I guess I got enough tits.

00:54:08.000 Well, that's the other thing is that Dan Crenshaw said the moms complaining about the baby formula shortage are puppets for Putin.

00:54:16.000 That's why Tucker called him IPatch McCain.

00:54:19.000 So what did he do?

00:54:21.000 He wants a vaccine database.

00:54:23.000 He okayed red flags, right?

00:54:24.000 Yeah, he's all about red flag laws.

00:54:26.000 He wants a vaccine database.

00:54:27.000 He loves to give money to the Ukraine.

00:54:29.000 Loves a military industrial complex.

00:54:32.000 He's just not a good guy.

00:54:35.000 Oh, did you see Jesse LP?

00:54:36.000 JLP got exposed?

00:54:38.000 Did you see that?

00:54:38.000 No, I didn't.

00:54:39.000 So we've been talking about this ever since it happened.

00:54:41.000 I'm not that excited about it.

00:54:42.000 It doesn't seem that interesting.

00:54:44.000 If you're molesting kids or underage girls, let's bring down the hammer.

00:54:48.000 But like, he took my penis out and I got hard.

00:54:51.000 How old are you?

00:54:52.000 35?

00:54:53.000 Oh.

00:54:54.000 I like Jesse.

00:54:55.000 I've been on his show.

00:54:55.000 I like Jesse.

00:54:56.000 But that was kind of a weird idea too.

00:54:58.000 But they're liars.

00:54:59.000 They're children of the lie.

00:55:01.000 Alex.

00:55:02.000 Don't believe them.

00:55:03.000 But come over here real quick.

00:55:06.000 Just kidding.

00:55:07.000 It's a joke.

00:55:08.000 You look like Forrest.

00:55:09.000 You sound like Forrest Cump and you look like a raisin.

00:55:11.000 Life is like a box of me.

00:55:16.000 My favorite thing about that documentary is how the guys would be like, yeah, Jesse would come in and rub my stomach.

00:55:20.000 You know, he kind of rub my stomach, then he would go to my penis.

00:55:23.000 And I just can't imagine letting Jesse leave me in the pen.

00:55:25.000 Exactly.

00:55:26.000 That's what I'm screaming.

00:55:28.000 No, I hear that.

00:55:29.000 I don't go, you poor thing.

00:55:32.000 Like, try it right now, both of you.

00:55:33.000 As soon as you touch him, my belly and get my penis to go.

00:55:36.000 They all had the same lie, too.

00:55:38.000 They would be like, oh, he's not hungry my leg.

00:55:40.000 And I was like, whoa, this is weird.

00:55:41.000 We mean no, this is weird.

00:55:43.000 Get the fuck out of here, bitch.

00:55:45.000 Dude, if Ryan.

00:55:46.000 If Ryan touched my back, I would punch him.

00:55:48.000 Like, if he slaps me on the back, nicely.

00:55:50.000 I'd be like, dude, get the fuck off me.

00:55:52.000 I mean, seriously.

00:55:54.000 I mean, I've lived in the city since 1988.

00:55:56.000 I don't think I can punch your back.

00:55:57.000 Everywhere.

00:55:58.000 There's been homos hitting on me.

00:56:00.000 Not this much these days, but like you live in Montreal, you live in New York City.

00:56:04.000 There's homos.

00:56:05.000 They're like, hi, gorgeous.

00:56:06.000 You don't be like, oh, great.

00:56:07.000 Here we go.

00:56:10.000 You go like, fuck off.

00:56:12.000 No thanks.

00:56:12.000 Yeah, it's very weird that you would even get entrapped.

00:56:15.000 And I don't like the whole like this Achilles heel on the right of if the guy's gay.

00:56:21.000 Like they push it all over Nick Fuentes.

00:56:23.000 He's gay, he's gay, he might be gay.

00:56:24.000 And he makes that with, and you're like, I don't believe that's true.

00:56:27.000 But even if it was, I don't fucking care.

00:56:29.000 Yeah, I don't care.

00:56:30.000 That's the other thing.

00:56:31.000 I don't care if you're gay.

00:56:32.000 I don't care who you have sex with.

00:56:33.000 That's my problem, though, when it comes to this pride stuff and all this stuff.

00:56:37.000 You can have all the gay pride you want, but we're literally celebrating who you fuck, like what you do in the bedroom.

00:56:42.000 I mean, I like to do weird stuff heterosexually.

00:56:44.000 We don't need to celebrate that.

00:56:45.000 Like, it's just.

00:56:46.000 Exactly.

00:56:47.000 We say that all the time.

00:56:48.000 We're like, what if there's a heterosexual couple and they only did anal for whatever reason?

00:56:52.000 Yeah, so it's anal pride mom.

00:56:53.000 And then they told us about it all the time.

00:56:56.000 And we'd be like, we're not really into how you fuck.

00:57:00.000 Please stop.

00:57:01.000 And they have a parade.

00:57:02.000 We only do anal.

00:57:03.000 We only do anal.

00:57:05.000 I kind of like that analogy.

00:57:06.000 I mean, I think it's similar to that.

00:57:09.000 Fucking quiz.

00:57:11.000 That's the greatest show of all time, Sopranos.

00:57:13.000 And that's the other thing we got to talk about.

00:57:15.000 We can kind of close on this.

00:57:16.000 What's the deal with art, Gavin?

00:57:17.000 If you look at the top movies from the 90s, I say this all the time.

00:57:20.000 It's like Shaw Shankar Damshin, American Pi, like movies that last a test of time.

00:57:23.000 The top movie of this year is like Sonic the Hedgehog 2.

00:57:27.000 It's shocking, isn't it?

00:57:29.000 They've ruined film.

00:57:30.000 They ruined comedy.

00:57:32.000 They've ruined TV.

00:57:33.000 They ruined fucking commercials.

00:57:35.000 And now they ruined America's most important export, which is movies.

00:57:40.000 They fucking suck.

00:57:40.000 They're not a joke.

00:57:42.000 And they cram in all these heroes until it's just not pleasant anymore.

00:57:46.000 And the thing I don't get is, we're opening a Pandora's box of a topic before you go, but the thing I don't get about it is it's not good for the market.

00:57:53.000 Like that Top Gun Maverick thing.

00:57:55.000 Dominated.

00:57:55.000 It dominated.

00:57:56.000 It made a zillion billion dollars.

00:57:58.000 When they had the lesbian kiss on Buzz Lightyear, it was a flop.

00:58:01.000 So who are these investors that like to get abused?

00:58:04.000 Who are these masochists?

00:58:05.000 Yeah, but it's these executives that have the pansexual kids that are greenlighting these ideas.

00:58:10.000 It's like, it's just a few people at the top.

00:58:12.000 But surely the bottom line has to hit you.

00:58:14.000 I mean, if we had no subscribers, eventually I'd go, we got to pack it in at some point.

00:58:18.000 Like vanity projects can only last so long.

00:58:21.000 I mean, I think you have a good point.

00:58:22.000 That's why Tom Cruise hit it out of the park.

00:58:24.000 And Tom Cruise was really against vaccines and all that stuff.

00:58:28.000 Like that Scientology shit is insane.

00:58:29.000 Xenu, absolutely insane.

00:58:31.000 But some of that stuff, like some of it is good.

00:58:33.000 Some of it, that shit about big pharma and over-medicating our kids, we've replaced loony bins and therapy with pharmaceuticals, and we can't trust pharmaceuticals anymore.

00:58:42.000 Gavin, when you have depression, one of the biggest side effects of any antidepressant is suicidal idolization.

00:58:49.000 So why do you give a person that's already depressed a pill that would make them more suicidal?

00:58:54.000 It's just insane.

00:58:56.000 It makes money.

00:58:57.000 What's that?

00:58:58.000 Say that again?

00:58:59.000 What?

00:59:00.000 You heard me about the antidepressant.

00:59:01.000 You're kidding.

00:59:02.000 Okay, this is the other thing is, Gavin, what about the new one?

00:59:05.000 You've heard of this.

00:59:06.000 SADS.

00:59:07.000 Sudden adult death syndrome.

00:59:09.000 Yeah.

00:59:09.000 What the?

00:59:10.000 You've never heard that.

00:59:11.000 Your whole entire life, Gavin.

00:59:13.000 Every year you've been on earth, you've never heard that disease.

00:59:15.000 No, SID.

00:59:17.000 Yeah, sudden infant death syndrome.

00:59:18.000 And that's what they say is causation doesn't mean correlation doesn't mean causation is the exact word from big pharma from that one.

00:59:25.000 But don't even get me into SIDS because that's what this charity event.

00:59:28.000 They're all about SIDS, like vaccine-injured kids.

00:59:30.000 But in our day and age, in 2022, they're creating new words like sudden adult death syndrome.

00:59:37.000 Soccer players are dying all over the world.

00:59:39.000 And they're just people like, oh, there's no elephant in the room.

00:59:41.000 There's no elephant in the room.

00:59:42.000 There's no biomedical new device That everybody had to take required by law.

00:59:47.000 I mean, they don't even want to talk about that.

00:59:48.000 And this is where I really get mad.

00:59:52.000 Like, when we talk about vaccine, say what you will.

00:59:54.000 Some people, I've had the vaccine, they're totally fine.

00:59:57.000 But I know people where shellfish is not safe and effective for everyone.

01:00:00.000 Almonds are not safe and effective for everyone.

01:00:03.000 Peanuts, people with peanut allergies, they're not safe and effective for everyone.

01:00:07.000 But the media will tell you this vaccine with no long-term testing is safe and effective for 7 billion people.

01:00:13.000 And they don't have any nuance.

01:00:15.000 And that's what just kills me.

01:00:16.000 What a great way to wrap it up.

01:00:18.000 Always a pleasure to have Alex Stein on the show.

01:00:20.000 Of course, because of our new Big Pharma advertisers, we'll be cutting that out.

01:00:24.000 Thank you, Pfizer.

01:00:26.000 We want to say thank you to Pfizer for promoting the show.

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01:00:53.000 I'm going to talk about some.

01:00:55.000 So we're going to say formally say goodbye now.

01:00:57.000 We're not ending the show, though.

01:00:58.000 I got to talk about black women's hair as you leave.

01:01:00.000 So let's cut to a green screen and shake Alex's hand and say goodbye at the same time.

01:01:05.000 No green sneakers pop puss.

01:01:07.000 Oh, I was going to give Metro music.

01:01:09.000 No, it's but that that makes people think the show's over.

01:01:11.000 We got more show.

01:01:12.000 We got more show.

01:01:13.000 Oh, all right, let's hit a green screen.

01:01:26.000 Come on, everybody.

01:01:31.000 All right, dudes, this is going to piss off a lot of baby monsters because we already thoroughly covered this with Anthony Kumia on Compound Censored last week.

01:01:39.000 But I'm sorry.

01:01:40.000 I needed this to be a standalone thing, and I worked really hard researching every single person in this video.

01:01:46.000 So fuck you if you're annoyed that I'm overcovering this thing.

01:01:51.000 But I'm sorry, but black women thinking that their hair is some sort of revolution and it's an example of racism when people can't copy their crazy hairdos is one of the funniest things I've ever seen.

01:02:04.000 And the fact that we are here means that racism is over.

01:02:09.000 If not being able to figure out your intricate hairdos means you're oppressed, then you're not oppressed.

01:02:15.000 No one can figure out my intricate hairdo and it's just a bunch of Razak cream, perm cream slicked back.

01:02:22.000 All right.

01:02:23.000 I'm getting weird feedback, Ryan.

01:02:25.000 I guess the speaker's talking to me.

01:02:29.000 And I think I know why.

01:02:32.000 So you're about to see The Myths and the Legends from a new show that Joy Reed, I guess, put together called Culture Is.

01:02:40.000 I think this is a special edition, Culture is Black Women, or maybe it's called Culture is Black Women, or maybe they have no idea what the fuck it is.

01:02:46.000 And what I love about this setup is you're seeing two types of black women, white black women and black black women.

01:02:54.000 And they don't have anything in common except their curly hair.

01:02:58.000 And it's funny seeing a genuine ghetto woman like Tarana Burke up against an African aristocrat like Joy Reed.

01:03:04.000 And you're like, Joy can black up her accent.

01:03:08.000 She can black scent it up.

01:03:10.000 But they don't get along.

01:03:13.000 They're awkward around each other.

01:03:14.000 The same way white liberals are around real ghetto blacks.

01:03:17.000 And it's one of my favorite things to see.

01:03:19.000 So what you're really watching right now is a bunch of rich, Midwestern white people trying to be down with the hood and failing miserably.

01:03:27.000 And by the way, the same is happening vice versa.

01:03:31.000 Like the hood rats, like Tirana, they don't really understand these people and this fancy dinner is fucking freaking them out.

01:03:40.000 So yeah.

01:03:42.000 Get ready for some overlap.

01:03:44.000 You have beautiful hair.

01:03:45.000 Yay!

01:03:47.000 Yay, hair.

01:03:49.000 Hair.

01:03:51.000 You know, stop.

01:03:52.000 You know why they're cheersing?

01:03:54.000 Because that is the only thing in common.

01:03:55.000 And they're like, finally, let's get something going.

01:03:57.000 It's sort of like when a family doesn't get along well on vacation, they play a simple card game like war and it kind of brings the family together.

01:04:05.000 They need a sort of milky medium where everyone can convalesce.

01:04:10.000 No idea what the fuck I'm talking about.

01:04:12.000 Okay, go.

01:04:13.000 How do we get our hair and makeup together?

01:04:16.000 Back in the news business, your beautiful hair would not have been allowed even five years ago.

01:04:22.000 I went renegade and she just started wearing everything.

01:04:24.000 So her beautiful hair, the one who has the pine cones on her head is Ryan Michelle Bath, right?

01:04:31.000 Now, she grew up in Stanford, Connecticut, which is the whitest place on earth.

01:04:36.000 It is so white that rich white people, when they're there, they're like, ooh, la di dot.

01:04:41.000 No, what are you doing?

01:04:46.000 That's Nicole Hannah Jones, you fucking retard.

01:04:50.000 Yeah, Ryan Michelle Bath.

01:04:51.000 How could you, you're like two paragraphs away.

01:04:56.000 So Ryan Michelle Bath, Pinecone Head, that's her.

01:05:01.000 She's an interesting case.

01:05:03.000 Like Stamford is the sort of Stepford-Wise kind of area.

01:05:06.000 Her mother is black, and her dad was not around, but her mother's not really black.

01:05:10.000 Her mother was a super successful jazz singer.

01:05:14.000 So she's never been for want of anything.

01:05:16.000 She's never done the laundry.

01:05:17.000 She's probably never made toast.

01:05:19.000 And she has spent a bunch of money getting pinecone hair, but she has nothing in common with these women whatsoever.

01:05:28.000 All right, keep going.

01:05:30.000 Kind of braid style.

01:05:38.000 Okay, so just to be clear, what they're talking about here is five years ago, that pile of pine cones wouldn't be allowed on TV, right?

01:05:46.000 And as we discussed before, yeah, there has to be some parameters with hairdos.

01:05:52.000 It's weird if you're the weatherman and your hair is going down to the ground.

01:05:56.000 It's weird if you're a newscaster and you have a blue mohawk or cone spikes.

01:06:00.000 It's weird.

01:06:01.000 You can't join the Yankees if you look like a caveman.

01:06:04.000 That's one of the rules.

01:06:05.000 They have some parameters.

01:06:06.000 Now, the problem with black hair is the sky's the limit.

01:06:10.000 You can have gigantic HR dreads.

01:06:13.000 I mean, not human resources, but the singer of the bad brains.

01:06:17.000 Have you seen those hair competitions where they come up with pianos and helicopters and all kinds of things with wings and sometimes the hats of fedora?

01:06:27.000 Like, come on.

01:06:28.000 Say you're the commissioner of some important investigation, like there was a mass shooting at a school and you're coming in and your hair's a fedora.

01:06:37.000 No.

01:06:38.000 So you have to put a limit on it at some point, right?

01:06:42.000 I accept limits.

01:06:43.000 When I was on Fox News, I couldn't have cone spikes.

01:06:46.000 But the problem with black hair is it's infinite.

01:06:51.000 It's never the normal.

01:06:52.000 No one has a problem with normal black hair.

01:06:54.000 The good times, normal Afro.

01:06:56.000 No one has beef with that.

01:06:57.000 But when you turn your possibilities into endless wigs, then we go, okay, where do we draw the line?

01:07:04.000 So the premise that she has, the crown law, by the way, which is the law where you can have whatever hair you want.

01:07:10.000 Yeah, that's perfect.

01:07:11.000 So the premise is, yo, we don't like black.

01:07:14.000 Wait, what am I doing in black voice?

01:07:15.000 Yeah, we don't like black people.

01:07:17.000 So you can't have your normal hair at work.

01:07:20.000 No, that's not what it was.

01:07:22.000 It was, your hair is too fucking insane.

01:07:24.000 Can we have some boundaries here?

01:07:26.000 Especially like in the military or something.

01:07:28.000 So they said, no, no rules for us.

01:07:31.000 And that's how they came up with this rule.

01:07:32.000 So now Pinecone Head is available on Network News.

01:07:37.000 And the argument is that some sort of like revolution liberation end of Jim Crow.

01:07:42.000 It's going to be the new Juneteenth.

01:07:44.000 That's the part I find funny.

01:07:47.000 That she spent $3,000 putting pinecones in her head.

01:07:50.000 And it's a revolution.

01:07:52.000 When that Crown Act passed in New York, I'm going to wear all the different kinds of gray.

01:07:57.000 I'm going to put them up.

01:07:58.000 I'm going to put them down.

01:07:59.000 I'm going to have a lot of things on it.

01:08:00.000 You wait.

01:08:01.000 Wait, go back, go back.

01:08:02.000 We got to see what you're doing.

01:08:05.000 Go back, go back, go back.

01:08:07.000 I'm in a bunch of moms.

01:08:10.000 What the fuck is that?

01:08:11.000 So now the Crown Law is passed and this, she looks like Medusa took a shit on her own head.

01:08:17.000 What's the next one?

01:08:21.000 Like, it's just sculptures.

01:08:23.000 It's just yarn designs.

01:08:25.000 It's a macrame owl with a tumor.

01:08:28.000 Like, so I'm sorry that we restricted you in the past, but now you can just wear different fucking macrame tumors to work?

01:08:37.000 Okay.

01:08:38.000 Congratulations.

01:08:39.000 You're free.

01:08:42.000 That one's kind of normal.

01:08:43.000 Was that not allowed before?

01:08:45.000 Come on.

01:08:46.000 That was not allowed?

01:08:47.000 Where was that not allowed?

01:08:49.000 You could be a judge.

01:08:50.000 You could be investigating a school shooting with that.

01:08:52.000 No one has a problem with that.

01:08:54.000 What the fuck are they talking about?

01:08:55.000 Notice her Asian slaves are fully masked.

01:08:57.000 That's good.

01:08:58.000 That was a good one.

01:09:00.000 By the way, when you see black women with long hair, if it's longer than like here, it's fake.

01:09:06.000 And the fake is it's usually from India and they dye it and then they spend $3,000 stitching it in.

01:09:11.000 So Beyonce is sitting there doing commercials for blondes and how blondes have more fun and you should use this blonde shampoo.

01:09:18.000 That's not your hair and you can't get it wet.

01:09:23.000 What did they write?

01:09:25.000 I'm like, robe.

01:09:26.000 What they do.

01:09:26.000 Oh, I love that.

01:09:27.000 See, there it was.

01:09:29.000 Joy Reid's an African aristocrat.

01:09:31.000 Her parents sent her to Harvard.

01:09:32.000 She wasn't smart enough to go to Harvard, so what do you do?

01:09:35.000 You take film.

01:09:36.000 You just watch movies and you get a degree from Harvard.

01:09:38.000 Her parents were big-time academics from like Guyana and the Congo or some shit.

01:09:43.000 So she is an aristocrat.

01:09:45.000 Her dad has a monocle and spats.

01:09:48.000 Like she drives in a limousine.

01:09:50.000 This woman has never been for want of anything.

01:09:52.000 Toronto Burke, by the way, just notice how she talks to Tarana Burke.

01:09:55.000 She's like, yeah, damn, girl, I was like, well, lots of wigs this year.

01:09:59.000 That's a fake accent.

01:10:02.000 If a white person were to talk like that, he'd be a wigger.

01:10:04.000 What's the difference?

01:10:05.000 Wait, it went right.

01:10:07.000 I went wrong.

01:10:08.000 They joy had a whole situation for her.

01:10:11.000 And this is how it always works, right?

01:10:12.000 People text like, yo, you're not going to be able to do it.

01:10:14.000 So Tarana Burke, single mom from the Bronx, that's how she grew up.

01:10:18.000 Her whole thing is a fucking complete scam.

01:10:21.000 We've been through this before.

01:10:22.000 Can you make me a little less sunburned?

01:10:27.000 She was not raped.

01:10:29.000 She was playing with other seven-year-olds, and they ripped her shirt off while they were wrestling.

01:10:33.000 And she went to her mother and went, look, I got my weird little seven-year-old fake tits.

01:10:37.000 Not fake tits, but you know what I mean?

01:10:39.000 She's probably chubby, so she looked like she was voluptuous.

01:10:42.000 And she goes, I'm naked here because those boys did that.

01:10:45.000 And the mother said, well, why are you playing with boys anyway?

01:10:48.000 You should be with girls.

01:10:48.000 Of course, they're going to be rough housing.

01:10:51.000 That she turned into rape was normalized when I was a kid.

01:10:55.000 And then she turned it into Me Too.

01:10:56.000 And then there's a whole other funny trajectory where this woman, who is a 1.8, would be sitting with Alyssa Milano, who even now that she's old is still like a 7.4.

01:11:08.000 And she'd be like, they are sexualizing us too much.

01:11:11.000 We are not just sex objects.

01:11:13.000 Right, Alyssa?

01:11:14.000 And Alyssa was like, I'm not a sex object, but I don't think it's an issue with you.

01:11:23.000 There they are on the cover of Time.

01:11:24.000 Stop molesting.

01:11:25.000 I mean, she's right out of the Star Wars bar.

01:11:28.000 I feel like she's handing some weird coins to Han Solo for some sort of a ship.

01:11:34.000 Doesn't she look like that?

01:11:37.000 She's brokering a deal with the Zargons.

01:11:43.000 Stop raping us.

01:11:45.000 We're not just easy on the eyes, you know?

01:11:48.000 Yes, we're incredibly sexy.

01:11:50.000 Yes, we were TV stars.

01:11:51.000 Yes, we have mile-high cheekbones and perfect features.

01:11:56.000 But there's more to us than that.

01:11:58.000 Stop grabbing our buns.

01:12:00.000 The only person that's going to grab fucking Tarana Burke's bun is Jabba the Hut because he thought it was food.

01:12:07.000 Okay, sorry.

01:12:08.000 Keep going.

01:12:09.000 At a whole situation here.

01:12:11.000 And this is how it always works, right?

01:12:12.000 People text me like, yo, did you see Joy Hansen?

01:12:15.000 So that woman they just showed is Robin Thee.

01:12:19.000 She's also a white black.

01:12:20.000 So the white blacks here are Nicole Hannah Jones, who we'll get to, Ryan Michelle Bath, Joy Reed, and then this woman, Robin Thee, the one you just saw.

01:12:29.000 She's from Davenport, Iowa.

01:12:32.000 Couldn't be more white.

01:12:33.000 Her mom is a Democratic rep for the Iowa House.

01:12:36.000 Mom is black.

01:12:37.000 Dad is white.

01:12:38.000 By the way, he's the only white dad here, and he's the only dad who's stuck around.

01:12:44.000 She's named after Robin Williams.

01:12:45.000 Her career is insane.

01:12:47.000 Like when she was young, she said, because her name's Robin, her parents love comedy.

01:12:51.000 She goes, I want to be a comedy writer.

01:12:52.000 Boom.

01:12:53.000 Top of the pops.

01:12:54.000 She's never not been an incredibly successful TV writer, like head writer at Colbert, head writer there, head writer everywhere.

01:13:01.000 She started at the top.

01:13:02.000 They talk about white privilege and how, you know, the old boys club where you're just hired because you're, you know, you went to Harvard and your dad went to Harvard and you just get a job at some hedge fund.

01:13:13.000 She's that, but comedy writing.

01:13:16.000 Never struggled.

01:13:17.000 Top of the line from day one.

01:13:19.000 So she has nothing.

01:13:20.000 She's from fucking Davenport, Iowa.

01:13:23.000 Could she have less in common with these people?

01:13:26.000 Her hair is not even that kinky.

01:13:30.000 That's literally.

01:13:31.000 Did you see Joyce Hansen?

01:13:33.000 Like, I have 100% more in common with Robin Seed than she does with these people.

01:13:38.000 Literally, can I just, I just, I worked on a show and that person shall remain nameless, but they are very famous.

01:13:44.000 And he had it in his contract that if you were a black woman, he was not responsible for your hair.

01:13:51.000 And this was, this was a matter of time.

01:13:52.000 now we discussed that with Kumia before.

01:13:55.000 Very famous.

01:13:56.000 I don't know what the fuck she's talking about.

01:13:58.000 Is it a director saying, I'm not going to hire a hair person?

01:14:03.000 Or is it an actor?

01:14:04.000 No actor would say, I'm not responsible for my co-star's hair.

01:14:08.000 No one expects that.

01:14:09.000 With the director, the hair and makeup handles hair and makeup.

01:14:13.000 So I guess it's a very famous hair and makeup guy who said, I'm not responsible for their hair.

01:14:19.000 And then in that sense, okay, well, as we've just seen, it's a lot to be responsible for.

01:14:25.000 It's infinity.

01:14:26.000 This is not good times.

01:14:28.000 This is not an Afro pic and some sheen.

01:14:30.000 You need to have a degree in macrame sculpture.

01:14:34.000 So if this is about a hair and makeup guy, I get it.

01:14:37.000 But you'll notice the other women at the table were just as confused.

01:14:40.000 This is a common thing with this.

01:14:42.000 They'll say something really bizarre.

01:14:44.000 Like, I was at a point, and my sisters can understand this.

01:14:47.000 I was at a point where I was at a hotel and there was another black woman's curly hair there, and then I put mine on top of it.

01:14:56.000 And they all sort of go, yeah, yeah, that's a good example of our oppression.

01:15:02.000 So we don't know who this person is and what their role was, what they should have been doing.

01:15:08.000 But at any rate, it's outrageous that he said he's not responsible for.

01:15:12.000 Like, imagine being mad that someone's not responsible for your hair.

01:15:20.000 I know of a person, a very famous person.

01:15:23.000 I worked with him in the past.

01:15:25.000 I won't say his name, but he said he's not responsible for my tattoos, for Gavin McInnes' tattoos.

01:15:32.000 Can you believe that shit?

01:15:35.000 Equally.

01:15:36.000 Can I just, I just, I worked on a show and that person shall remain nameless, but they were very famous.

01:15:41.000 And he had it in his contract that if you were a black woman, he was not responsible for your hair.

01:15:47.000 And this was a very famous.

01:15:52.000 What's his job?

01:15:54.000 How about that?

01:15:55.000 This is like the most confusing dinner ever.

01:16:01.000 But for all of you, I mean, in every single one of our businesses, we've had to deal with our hair being fried, falling out of our microphone.

01:16:08.000 We've had to deal with our hair being fried, falling out.

01:16:11.000 You have a hairdo that God made, right?

01:16:14.000 And it's a fro.

01:16:15.000 You've said no to that, and you want to do it your own way.

01:16:19.000 And it's usually a very elaborate way.

01:16:22.000 And you're angry that other people haven't caught up to this.

01:16:26.000 It's exactly the same as punk rockers.

01:16:28.000 This could all be punk rockers saying we have had people not know how to do our mohawks.

01:16:32.000 We've had people not know how to dye our hair, a leopard skin pattern.

01:16:35.000 We've had people not even know what a tryhawk is because we're oppressed.

01:16:41.000 No, you chose to make your hair different than what it is, and you're mad that not everyone has figured it all out.

01:16:47.000 And by the way, frying hair, like that's a pretty big deal.

01:16:52.000 There's going to be side effects.

01:16:53.000 You're going to have frazzled hair.

01:16:56.000 Sorry.

01:16:57.000 Didn't know how to do us.

01:16:59.000 Couldn't sit in the thing.

01:17:00.000 We couldn't have a black hair and makeup team.

01:17:01.000 Foundations, two shades, very cashy.

01:17:05.000 Wait, wait.

01:17:06.000 Like, now I need to have an entire tray of brown foundation here.

01:17:12.000 Like, I must need to bring a fucking hockey bag of makeup to do these shows because I have to have this exact brown, this exact beige.

01:17:23.000 Like, sorry.

01:17:25.000 Right.

01:17:26.000 When you're not a celebrity in this way, this is a new thing being thrust into the spotlight.

01:17:32.000 So when you're like, when you're not a celebrity in this way, this is a new thing being thrust into the spotlight.

01:17:38.000 And everyone goes, yeah, what are you talking about?

01:17:42.000 You mean, you guys have been doing this for a long time.

01:17:44.000 I'm relatively new to this.

01:17:45.000 That's English.

01:17:47.000 Shall I translate?

01:17:48.000 Do I speak Burke?

01:17:50.000 I'm fucking R2D to you at the Cantina telling everyone else what the monsters are saying.

01:17:57.000 A social justice person.

01:17:58.000 Sure.

01:17:59.000 And they don't care how they make us look at all.

01:18:03.000 I have been in places where they've just handed me powder.

01:18:06.000 And probably the wrong color powder.

01:18:07.000 Oh, absolutely.

01:18:08.000 No, no, no.

01:18:09.000 The powder is colorless.

01:18:11.000 It's to stop you from sweating.

01:18:13.000 But can you imagine how uncomfortable you'd be if your job was to make Tarana Burke look gorgeous?

01:18:19.000 That's like making Ryan Ketsu Rivera look tall.

01:18:22.000 There's a lot of pressure on you, and you're going to be in shit no matter what.

01:18:27.000 In fact, we're about to see the people get in shit.

01:18:29.000 So she's about to show the picture of her on the cover of Time, and everyone doesn't know what to do because they don't know whether to go, oh my God, they fucked up.

01:18:36.000 We're not even sure if she's happy with this cover or not.

01:18:40.000 But her thing is they, like, can you believe how unself-aware she is?

01:18:47.000 Her argument here is that no one knows how to make her look beautiful.

01:18:52.000 Okay, take it up with the big guy.

01:18:54.000 Neither does he, by the way.

01:18:58.000 I think your beef is with my eyeballs.

01:19:02.000 I'm mad at them, too.

01:19:03.000 How dare they?

01:19:04.000 I'm like, am I a clown?

01:19:06.000 And now you have to be a professional makeup artist, professional hair.

01:19:09.000 You already know that.

01:19:09.000 Meanwhile, like, Robin Theede does not need a professional anything.

01:19:13.000 She is, for all intents and purposes, white.

01:19:15.000 She's never had any problems in her life.

01:19:17.000 Her biggest problem was that her boyfriend cheated on her in high school.

01:19:20.000 That's it.

01:19:21.000 This woman comes from hell and has managed to parlay it into a Me Too movement, which, of course, fell apart just like BLM.

01:19:30.000 I go on TV and I'm like, I look a damn mess.

01:19:33.000 Like, what have I been traumatized?

01:19:36.000 I go to the kitchen and I'm like, I look a damn.

01:19:38.000 I walk down the street.

01:19:39.000 I go to the mirror and I'm like, I look like a damn mess.

01:19:44.000 By the way, I hope the reason I'm doing this is because we didn't get to her last time and she's actually interesting and actually has a good story and she doesn't get any attention here.

01:19:54.000 It's the blabber mouths who hog the whole thing.

01:19:58.000 And I'm supposed to have hair and the hair is like that and they done.

01:20:01.000 I'm like, what?

01:20:02.000 Well, look at her hair.

01:20:03.000 She's from The Simpsons.

01:20:06.000 She's fucking sideshow Bob.

01:20:07.000 She literally, literally looks like a clown.

01:20:11.000 She looks like a beautiful clown at a clown wedding who's maybe the what do you call that interstitial thing?

01:20:18.000 The mediator?

01:20:19.000 Officiator.

01:20:21.000 Is that it?

01:20:22.000 Yeah.

01:20:22.000 Anyway, we all know who this is, right?

01:20:24.000 Nicole Hannah Jones.

01:20:25.000 So she's from the 1619 project.

01:20:29.000 And she works at the New York Times.

01:20:32.000 She managed to parlay a complete bullshit critical race theory take on American history, publish it in the New York Times, and then get schools to pick it up,

01:20:47.000 even though it was horseshit.

01:20:49.000 The whole thing should have fallen apart because she claimed that the American Revolution was that America was mad the Brits wanted to end slavery.

01:20:59.000 She got the wrong fucking war.

01:21:01.000 I realize there's a lot of overlap from us previously discussing this, but it's important to get it all in a solitary package.

01:21:08.000 Yeah, she thought we kicked out the British because they wanted to end slavery.

01:21:13.000 No, we had a whole war for that.

01:21:15.000 It was much later, my dear.

01:21:17.000 Sorry.

01:21:18.000 So her whole thing is 1619, everything that is in American culture stems from slavery and oppression.

01:21:24.000 In other words, keep bitching about racism and never get over it or I'm out of a job.

01:21:28.000 And it works.

01:21:29.000 And that typo didn't end her career, even though the whole backbone of the 1619 project is based on a fucking typo where she basically got the date wrong.

01:21:42.000 And she still defends it.

01:21:43.000 She goes, no, it kind of was about slavery.

01:21:45.000 No, it wasn't.

01:21:46.000 Not one iota.

01:21:48.000 And the hair is like that, and they done.

01:21:49.000 I'm like, what am I supposed to do with that?

01:21:53.000 I don't know.

01:21:55.000 From four years ago, I'm going to tell you this.

01:21:58.000 The first, the time cover, I've never told a story.

01:22:01.000 Okay, here comes a great story.

01:22:03.000 Now, how long are we in to this?

01:22:05.000 Two minutes out of seven minutes and a half.

01:22:07.000 Okay, so we're not that far from the halfway point.

01:22:10.000 We're about 40% in.

01:22:11.000 There has been nothing of substance said this entire time.

01:22:15.000 And by the way, they've gone through this and edited it.

01:22:17.000 You're seeing the sizzle reel of this conversation.

01:22:20.000 And I have not understood one gripe.

01:22:22.000 None of them have had any kind of logic behind them.

01:22:26.000 So here we are with a story.

01:22:28.000 It's going to breeze through the halfway point.

01:22:30.000 I assume it's longer than a minute.

01:22:32.000 And you'll be stunned at the lack of consequence here, the lack of content, the lack of substance.

01:22:38.000 Called me three days before and said, can you come in to do a photo?

01:22:43.000 Wait, did you hear that?

01:22:44.000 They only told me about the photo shoot three days before.

01:22:48.000 And the reaction she was hoping for is, oh my God, you have got to be kidding me, girl.

01:22:53.000 Meanwhile, they're all going, that's a lot of, I think I could grow a head of hair in that amount of time.

01:23:01.000 That's plenty of time to get your hair did.

01:23:04.000 That's what, 24, 36, 72 hours you got.

01:23:08.000 That's a long time.

01:23:09.000 You could sleep for some of it.

01:23:11.000 Sleep in the chair.

01:23:12.000 How long does it take you to get ready?

01:23:14.000 And by the way, you can't polish a turd.

01:23:17.000 There's nothing, you don't need to get ready.

01:23:19.000 There's not like a bad hair day for Tarana Burke.

01:23:23.000 Me three days before and said, can you come in to do a photo shoot?

01:23:28.000 They did not tell me it was the cover.

01:23:29.000 They said, bring a yellow shirt and a blue shirt out of my closet.

01:23:33.000 Wow.

01:23:34.000 No wardrobe, no nothing.

01:23:35.000 So I grabbed the yellow shirt.

01:23:37.000 By the way, again, people are so scared of being called racist and getting sued and getting blown up and getting fired that they tread lightly around anything remotely black, much to a black person's chagrin.

01:23:48.000 You should be brave enough to say, Toronto, what sizes are you?

01:23:53.000 What is your enormous fat ass weigh?

01:23:55.000 So you could go get her clothes.

01:23:56.000 But the stylist was obviously too scared to do that.

01:23:59.000 So she said, bring your own clothes.

01:24:01.000 I don't want to get in shit.

01:24:02.000 And then they get in more trouble.

01:24:03.000 I have a sneaking suspicion, and Ben Crump won't like this, that you know that gigantic kid who was on the ride that you buckle in and you sort of snap in and it goes up and then drops and he slipped out and died?

01:24:17.000 I think that he was too fat to get in it and they were too scared to tell him, no, you can't be on this ride.

01:24:24.000 So at the risk of sounding racist or criticizing a black guy, they said, uh, yeah, go ahead.

01:24:29.000 It doesn't have to click all the way.

01:24:31.000 And they ended up killing him.

01:24:32.000 So they would rather murder a black man than be called racist.

01:24:37.000 I'd rather be called racist.

01:24:39.000 Call me racist.

01:24:40.000 I came downtown.

01:24:41.000 Oh, Lord.

01:24:41.000 I came to the place, right?

01:24:43.000 I'm just thinking it's going to be a little picture, like, whatever.

01:24:46.000 I get to the place.

01:24:47.000 My braids wasn't fresh.

01:24:48.000 Now, you know, come on.

01:24:49.000 My braids wasn't fresh.

01:24:51.000 You had three fucking days.

01:24:52.000 And with this Me Too scam that you started from a ripped shirt in 1977, you're loaded.

01:24:59.000 So go get your fucking hair done.

01:25:01.000 I'll do it.

01:25:03.000 Like, what?

01:25:03.000 Can't you just like put cream on the frizz part of the braids to make them fresh?

01:25:09.000 My braids wasn't fresh.

01:25:11.000 Look how concerned this one is.

01:25:12.000 What's her name again?

01:25:14.000 She's actually black, black.

01:25:16.000 Yeah.

01:25:18.000 Tiffany Cross.

01:25:19.000 That's Tiffany Cross.

01:25:20.000 She moved all over the country.

01:25:21.000 Single mom.

01:25:22.000 Dad wasn't around.

01:25:23.000 So she's legit.

01:25:26.000 Yeah.

01:25:27.000 Not legit.

01:25:28.000 I had three days.

01:25:29.000 I could have took my braids out.

01:25:31.000 Okay.

01:25:32.000 Yeah.

01:25:33.000 Wait, didn't she just criticize herself?

01:25:35.000 I had three days.

01:25:36.000 I could have got my hair done.

01:25:38.000 Oh, I see.

01:25:39.000 Her beef is that she thought it was going to be a little picture, not the cover.

01:25:42.000 What's the difference?

01:25:43.000 Yeah, you don't give a fuck about...

01:25:45.000 Yeah, I don't care if I look like shit in a little picture.

01:25:49.000 I don't want to look like shit on the cover.

01:25:51.000 This woman here, this ass kicker, is like, what the fuck?

01:25:54.000 Why am I with these losers?

01:25:56.000 My braids wasn't fresh.

01:25:58.000 It's always fresh.

01:26:01.000 Can you do that?

01:26:01.000 You're good at voices.

01:26:02.000 Can you do something that high?

01:26:03.000 Like Elmo High?

01:26:04.000 My braids wasn't fresh.

01:26:07.000 My braids wasn't fresh.

01:26:11.000 And she's also saying it like she's hot.

01:26:14.000 Like of all the people to not have fresh braids, me, Miss Super Hot Braids Chick.

01:26:20.000 OMRI's all the way.

01:26:22.000 Look at Joy.

01:26:23.000 Joy's like, this woman is really bringing us down.

01:26:26.000 Gavin's going to make fun of us for this.

01:26:28.000 Braids wasn't fresh.

01:26:31.000 OMRI's always.

01:26:32.000 Oh, I would have fresh them myself, right?

01:26:34.000 I get to the place.

01:26:36.000 Great story, by the way, Tarana.

01:26:38.000 Hugging up like a third of this entire dinner with this terrible story.

01:26:43.000 Her story is: I wasn't prepared to be on the cover of Time and I looked like shit on it.

01:26:47.000 And the person saying that couldn't be pretty.

01:26:50.000 It's not possible.

01:26:51.000 Make the shoot like normal.

01:26:53.000 They make this the cover.

01:26:55.000 Oh my God.

01:26:57.000 Imagine being like, if only her braids were fresh.

01:27:00.000 By the way, her braids are fresh.

01:27:02.000 They look pretty.

01:27:03.000 I don't know what they did.

01:27:04.000 Maybe they did it in post.

01:27:06.000 But if your problem with that picture is that your braids weren't fresh, I think you've got bigger fish to fry.

01:27:12.000 And they are a whale.

01:27:15.000 It looks like they blurred.

01:27:16.000 You see how they blurred around the hair there?

01:27:19.000 Yeah.

01:27:19.000 Someone busted their ass on that cover.

01:27:21.000 That's the best she's looked, no, for real.

01:27:23.000 Now, I don't know what the reaction is supposed to be from the table when they see this.

01:27:26.000 Are they supposed to go, like, it would be funny for the table?

01:27:28.000 Then you went, oh my God, look.

01:27:31.000 You look like absolute shit in that picture.

01:27:34.000 Boy, did they fuck up.

01:27:36.000 You should sue them.

01:27:37.000 I'd sue.

01:27:38.000 You look like a monster.

01:27:41.000 Because you have to either say that or, Toronto, you're full of shit.

01:27:44.000 You look great.

01:27:45.000 So it's lose, lose.

01:27:46.000 That's called a shitty story.

01:27:49.000 They did her some favors here because if you look at this picture here, let me just.

01:27:53.000 Well, have you ever seen her skin?

01:27:55.000 Why I see it?

01:27:56.000 It looks like someone shot her in the face with buckshot.

01:27:59.000 So see how there's divots in her nose?

01:28:01.000 Oh, yeah.

01:28:02.000 They went ahead and smoothed those out.

01:28:04.000 Yeah.

01:28:05.000 The guy who Photoshopped that picture for the cover was wearing a workout headband and tennis wristbands.

01:28:12.000 He was drenched in sweat.

01:28:14.000 There was people behind him going, you can do this.

01:28:15.000 You can do this.

01:28:17.000 He actually ruined his keyboard.

01:28:19.000 He drenched it.

01:28:21.000 It's all salty now.

01:28:23.000 He's got carpal tunnel on both wrists.

01:28:25.000 He's ripped.

01:28:29.000 He does bodyguard work now.

01:28:33.000 Wow.

01:28:34.000 But you know what I'm trying to say?

01:28:35.000 See, that's a good word.

01:28:37.000 Wow.

01:28:39.000 Means I'm shocked at your story and I'm taking whatever angle you want me to.

01:28:45.000 What I think people misunderstand.

01:28:48.000 So Ayana Presley.

01:28:50.000 I'm glad she came up.

01:28:54.000 So she's real deal.

01:28:56.000 She's kind of funny.

01:28:57.000 You know how in the hood, there's that Puerto Rican dude who goes to church every Sunday.

01:29:01.000 He usually runs the local hardware store, and he hates cocaine.

01:29:05.000 He gets really, if he finds anyone doing cocaine, they're in huge shit.

01:29:09.000 He's like the fabric, the good nerd of the hood, and he's running the only business there, and he works at the Ottawa Boys and Girls Club, and he wants to elevate the hood.

01:29:18.000 So he doesn't like the saggy jeans.

01:29:20.000 I told you, I met two wigger dudes.

01:29:23.000 Sorry if that word's offensive, but it fits.

01:29:26.000 And they were so black.

01:29:28.000 These were white guys.

01:29:30.000 They were so black that they were white again.

01:29:33.000 Like, the guy's daughter was white.

01:29:35.000 She was named Nevea.

01:29:36.000 And he was like, yo, I don't like to see young men with their pants down and shit.

01:29:41.000 I like men taking care of themselves, you know, going to church and being legit.

01:29:46.000 We got too many brothers out here, you know, using that fake, using that M-word, using that culture, letting that culture define them.

01:29:54.000 We don't need that in this hood.

01:29:56.000 Basically, we need to be more white.

01:29:58.000 And he was white.

01:29:59.000 I'm like, hey, buddy, go like this.

01:30:02.000 It just happened.

01:30:04.000 Anyway, she's like that.

01:30:05.000 She is like an erudite fancy pants from the hood who doesn't like the saggy jeans and doesn't like any of that stuff and is trying to clean up the deal.

01:30:15.000 So it's weird that she's around actual aristocrats like Joy Reed and Ryan Michelle Beth and Robin Thee because it's like, you don't get along with anyone here.

01:30:23.000 You see Toronto Burke as trash, but you can't relate to the rich kids.

01:30:30.000 And she's the one behind the crown thing, by the way.

01:30:32.000 So dad not around, raised by a black single mom in Chicago and Brooklyn.

01:30:37.000 And by the way, as I said before, I call bullshit on alopecia.

01:30:41.000 I think you just tore your hair to shreds and you started to get bald patches from wrenching it, dying it, fraying it.

01:30:48.000 You do that to hair enough and it gives up.

01:30:50.000 So she probably had a couple patches and then she called it alopecia.

01:30:54.000 No.

01:30:54.000 Jada Pinkett Smith does not have alopecia.

01:30:57.000 She has a few bald spots from paying too much money to have her hair ripped to shreds.

01:31:01.000 She has a friend named Alopecia.

01:31:03.000 And by the way, ladies, this new trend with the bald thing, you look like a Photoshop joke.

01:31:09.000 Like, please stop it.

01:31:10.000 You're wildly unattractive.

01:31:11.000 Like, Joyanne Reed.

01:31:13.000 Joy Reed is a 3.9.

01:31:21.000 But with that hair and everything, she's like getting close to mid-fours, maybe even to five.

01:31:28.000 Anna Presley is actually quite attractive.

01:31:30.000 I saw pictures of her when she would have normal wigs on, and she's like getting into the seven zone.

01:31:37.000 This, I don't even know if that's on the chart.

01:31:40.000 Like for number systems, you don't include kids and old ladies because they're not sexual.

01:31:44.000 This is like, is this, I mean, what is this?

01:31:47.000 Is it a one?

01:31:49.000 Based on like, if you want to fuck this person, nobody does.

01:31:53.000 Nobody wants to fuck a bald person.

01:31:55.000 If you fuck them from behind, you look down and it's Luke Picard.

01:31:58.000 Like, you don't want to fuck a dude.

01:32:01.000 And then gays don't want to fuck you from the front.

01:32:03.000 So we're at zero.

01:32:05.000 Anyway, please stop.

01:32:08.000 This is not vanity.

01:32:10.000 Vanity.

01:32:10.000 It's not a diva moment.

01:32:12.000 It's the fact that as black women, every single thing about us is politicized.

01:32:19.000 Stop.

01:32:20.000 So, yes, everything about you is politicized.

01:32:23.000 You're a politician.

01:32:24.000 You politicize everything about you.

01:32:26.000 You politicize fucking hair and had a law passed.

01:32:29.000 And by the way, the woman they just showed there, she doesn't talk much, and it's really hard to find information about her.

01:32:34.000 So I actually don't know if she's rich or poor.

01:32:36.000 Dad was around.

01:32:37.000 But she's famous because there was an ESPN commentator named Rachel Nichols.

01:32:43.000 And she really wanted this gig.

01:32:45.000 I don't know what it was, the Super Bowl or something, and she'd earned it.

01:32:48.000 And then Maria Taylor came out of nowhere, and she got the gig.

01:32:53.000 And Rachel Nichols, Hot Mike, was caught saying, it's probably because she's black.

01:32:57.000 I mean, all these special privileges for women just because of their race.

01:33:02.000 And she was fired for mumbling that, even though it was true.

01:33:07.000 And Then Maria Taylor quit because ESPN is so racist that someone can think that.

01:33:14.000 Which is true.

01:33:15.000 Like, you can't get mad about people assuming affirmative action happened when it happened.

01:33:20.000 And then you can't also get them fired for noticing.

01:33:25.000 Like, talk about a fucking diva.

01:33:28.000 Anyway.

01:33:29.000 And criminalize.

01:33:30.000 That's right.

01:33:31.000 As we were having this conversation about black hair, and I know everyone keeps saying that we're in the midst of a national reckoning.

01:33:37.000 You know, I'm still waiting for that.

01:33:39.000 I think, honestly, what I think is more accurate is to say that we've been in the midst of an awakening.

01:33:45.000 But the reckoning for me will be when we codify the value of black lives in our budgets and in our policies.

01:33:50.000 Please stop.

01:33:52.000 That's total fucking horseshit, right?

01:33:55.000 That there's been a reckoning and it has to be codified into law.

01:33:58.000 And financially, she's saying we need reparations.

01:34:01.000 And though I appreciate that you've allowed pinecone heads to do the news, it won't really matter until you give me money.

01:34:08.000 I don't agree with that, but at least it's a thing.

01:34:11.000 This is the first actual piece of content in this entire fucking discussion.

01:34:17.000 The three days for Time magazine, they frazzled our hair, that's all garbage.

01:34:23.000 But it's illogical garbage that makes no sense.

01:34:27.000 This is crap.

01:34:29.000 I disagree with it, but at least it's a point.

01:34:31.000 This is the first point that's been made.

01:34:33.000 She's like, everyone's still racist, and I don't care what they do with hair.

01:34:36.000 I want money.

01:34:37.000 Okay, I got you.

01:34:38.000 Finally, some substance.

01:34:41.000 And so, you know, we recently.

01:34:43.000 We want half of that table.

01:34:44.000 Wait a minute.

01:34:45.000 That entire table is millionaires.

01:34:49.000 And they're like, none of this matters until we get some money.

01:34:52.000 They're all rich.

01:34:55.000 This one has never not been rich.

01:34:57.000 From day one, she was fucking loaded.

01:35:00.000 Yes, we need reparations.

01:35:01.000 The only black people here who know what the black experience is are her and no one else in this shot.

01:35:11.000 I actually don't know much about the old lady, but it's funny how they're saying, no one knows what to do with my hair.

01:35:15.000 And it's like, this is the easiest hairdo in the world.

01:35:19.000 Brush it.

01:35:20.000 This is banning race-based.

01:35:24.000 Isn't it funny how Ayanna Presley got the Crown Act passed where you can have any hairdo and she has no hair?

01:35:30.000 Like, she's appropriating hair culture.

01:35:33.000 It might as well be me.

01:35:35.000 Ayana Presley and me are both equally, we have the equal authority to discuss black hair.

01:35:43.000 Race-based, who is the best.

01:35:46.000 Those applause are for the fact that I was able to keep my composure for the mini.

01:35:52.000 Now, we discussed this before.

01:35:53.000 They started laughing before she said the joke.

01:35:56.000 That's how eager everyone is to make this dinner work, and it's not working at all, by the way.

01:36:01.000 So her joke is that she kept her cool while they called this the Bad Hair Day Act or bullshit like that.

01:36:08.000 Offensive things that were said.

01:36:10.000 One person across the aisle referred to this as the Bad Hair Bill, which very much makes the case for the very thing that we're talking about.

01:36:19.000 So the thing is that people get it wrong when they think that the Crown Act is just about hair.

01:36:24.000 The Crown Act...

01:36:25.000 You know what's funny?

01:36:26.000 She wasn't saying a joke.

01:36:28.000 She was trying to blow your mind.

01:36:30.000 She goes, that applause was for me, keeping my cool while they called it the Bad Hair Act.

01:36:35.000 But she said that applause was for me.

01:36:36.000 And then they all laughed their heads off.

01:36:38.000 What?

01:36:38.000 And then she does the punchline.

01:36:40.000 It's not a joke.

01:36:41.000 It's like they called it the Bad Hair Act.

01:36:43.000 And then everyone went from laughing at what she said to some weird chintra.

01:36:49.000 It's about white supremacy.

01:36:51.000 Yes.

01:36:52.000 How I show up in the world is disruptive in and of itself.

01:36:56.000 Shout out to the 7 million people.

01:36:57.000 Look at that.

01:36:58.000 Look at fucking Ryan Michelle Bath Pinecone Head.

01:37:00.000 Just going, white supremacy, really?

01:37:03.000 I didn't see a ton of that in Stanford, Connecticut.

01:37:06.000 In fact, I was on a pedestal my entire life.

01:37:09.000 They worshiped the ground I walked on.

01:37:11.000 And I lived in an all-white community.

01:37:13.000 The only black guy in my life was my dad, and he kind of peaced out.

01:37:18.000 So, okay, I'll just go with it.

01:37:21.000 Living with alopecia disproportionately.

01:37:23.000 Black women, I have alopecia totalis.

01:37:26.000 No, you don't.

01:37:27.000 I can see stubble on your head.

01:37:29.000 Men get tattooed.

01:37:31.000 They take a gun and they get tattooed here so people think there's stubble there, trying to look like that.

01:37:36.000 So people will not think they're bald.

01:37:39.000 You know, I thank God for my husband, who in the midst of all that loss reminded me that I don't need hair to rock a crown.

01:37:45.000 I made my daughter.

01:37:47.000 My 11-year-old daughter watched that video when you talked about why you made that decision because that was just so, I do feel emotional so powerful for us.

01:37:55.000 And then did you make a dog out of a balloon?

01:38:00.000 Wait a minute.

01:38:01.000 That's not her hair.

01:38:02.000 That's just a pile of yarn.

01:38:04.000 So she didn't take anything off.

01:38:08.000 She stopped wearing wigs.

01:38:09.000 Anonymous and completed wigs.

01:38:10.000 It's brave to stop wearing wigs.

01:38:11.000 It's not only my personal identity and how I show up in the world, but my political brand.

01:38:16.000 That's why I think it's important that I'm transparent about this new normal and living with alopecia.

01:38:25.000 I wear this hair for a reason.

01:38:28.000 It makes white supremacists so damn mad.

01:38:31.000 Well, we talked about this too.

01:38:34.000 She works at the New York Times.

01:38:36.000 White supremacists, of which there are about 17 in America, they sure hog up a lot of conversation.

01:38:43.000 They hate the New York Times.

01:38:44.000 They call it the New York Times.

01:38:47.000 They don't want you or not want you to write for the New York Times.

01:38:51.000 The New York Times to them is filth.

01:38:53.000 So they're not sanctimonious about who gets to work there.

01:38:58.000 I could see the clown community being mad that you get to work there and they don't.

01:39:01.000 Maybe they think it's affirmative action.

01:39:03.000 Why is the only clown at the New York Times a black clown?

01:39:08.000 They should be fired if they get caught saying that on a hot mic.

01:39:12.000 They don't think somebody like this should work at the New York Times or be on television.

01:39:16.000 How stupid are you to think that white supremacists care about the New York Times?

01:39:23.000 Jesus.

01:39:25.000 My goal is to be at a college when black girls are like, I didn't know I could be successful and wear my hair how I wanted.

01:39:31.000 What other race of people is it okay to say the way your hair grows out of your head is offensive to me.

01:39:40.000 When you talk about a straw man, straw hair, we white men in particular, you know, they're talking about conservative white males, are offended by afros?

01:39:52.000 No, I mean, if it's this big, if it's like Kool-Aid man hair size, then we'd go, I don't think that's really professional.

01:40:02.000 You're a weather girl and your hair is going off the edge of the screen.

01:40:05.000 Maybe, but that's not being offended by afros.

01:40:09.000 You are so self-obsessed and have such a bizarre view of America that you think not only are all white people and conservatives racist, but they give a fuck and are deeply offended by hair.

01:40:22.000 Have you met one?

01:40:24.000 And when I say one, I don't mean a racist.

01:40:27.000 I mean the people that she thinks are racist, which is just average Trump supporters, normal Americans who honestly don't give a flying fuck about Nicole Hannah Jones.

01:40:37.000 The only time anyone of any stripe talks about Nicole Hannah Jones is to say, can you believe that 1619 project that says the American Revolution was about slavery?

01:40:46.000 That's still going.

01:40:47.000 And everyone goes, really?

01:40:48.000 What an idiot.

01:40:49.000 That's all people care about is merit.

01:40:52.000 Are you good at your job?

01:40:53.000 And she's terrible at her job.

01:40:54.000 Her fucking hair, the fact that this is taking up so much of their show and my show is profoundly absurd.

01:41:06.000 Grown up in the corporate world, so 26 years in the corporate world.

01:41:09.000 It wasn't even a case.

01:41:10.000 Okay, Tamiko Tremaglio.

01:41:12.000 She is, I think she runs, yeah, the executive director at the NBA.

01:41:20.000 Fascinating background, really interesting woman, happily married.

01:41:24.000 She's a good mom, and she's a cool executive who like makes, her thing is like, we get the job done, we work our asses off.

01:41:32.000 We also have fun.

01:41:33.000 And she makes like, it's tequila, it's margarita Fridays, and she's got all these recipes she hands out.

01:41:39.000 Sometimes she comes to work with an apron on and cooks lunch for everyone.

01:41:43.000 Her and her husband, they're fucking loaded because they bust their ass.

01:41:47.000 She has, sends out like 300 cakes a year at Christmastime.

01:41:51.000 She's a fascinating individual.

01:41:53.000 She deserves accolades.

01:41:55.000 Her problems are real problems.

01:41:56.000 Her successes are real successes.

01:41:58.000 And she is an insignificant part of this because this is a bullshit convention.

01:42:03.000 And interesting people with lots to say don't do well at bullshit conventions.

01:42:09.000 Matter of someone telling you, it was that you didn't see it, right?

01:42:12.000 And so in order to be successful, you thought this is how you had to come.

01:42:16.000 It wasn't that someone said it.

01:42:18.000 It's just what you thought.

01:42:19.000 So thank God there were people who would show up so that it allowed you to show up, right?

01:42:25.000 Because until you could see other people that wore flowers in their hair or colors or fucking believe this?

01:42:35.000 I'm sorry I gave her so many props before she said that.

01:42:38.000 This is that whole see it to be it bullshit where, and this is why all commercials have, and all TV shows have like black neurosurgeons, because they think black people go, well, I can't be a neurosurgeon.

01:42:50.000 I didn't see it on TV.

01:42:52.000 It's not normal.

01:42:53.000 That's not what inspires people to go into medicine and law and other lucrative fields.

01:42:58.000 They have high IQs.

01:43:00.000 They start at it like fucking, what's his name who ran for president?

01:43:03.000 He was a brain surgeon, Ben.

01:43:07.000 Ben Carson.

01:43:08.000 Do you think he was watching TV and he saw an episode of Quincy?

01:43:11.000 He's like, hey, man, there's a black dude there that's a doctor.

01:43:14.000 Maybe I could try it.

01:43:15.000 No, he's going to school.

01:43:17.000 He's getting his grades back.

01:43:18.000 He's like, damn, man, these are A's.

01:43:21.000 I'm doing real well.

01:43:22.000 Then he starts pursuing science because it's the most gratifying because he's smart.

01:43:26.000 Then he starts getting into medicine.

01:43:29.000 Then he goes to med school.

01:43:30.000 He finds brain surgery seems to be the most challenging department, the most infinite.

01:43:35.000 It's almost as infinite as black women's hair.

01:43:37.000 The next thing you know, he's a brain surgeon.

01:43:39.000 See it to be it is a complete myth.

01:43:41.000 And it's a multi-trillion dollar industry.

01:43:45.000 I didn't know I could wear a flower in my hair or have red hair until I saw you.

01:43:51.000 What?

01:43:52.000 The fuck are you all talking about?

01:43:56.000 Jewelry, whatever that happened to be, you didn't feel like you could do it because that wasn't the people who made it.

01:44:01.000 A lot of what we really are.

01:44:03.000 Have any of these people ever heard of men?

01:44:06.000 Men in the corporate world are expected to wear a suit and tie.

01:44:11.000 If you wear a suit in July, which I do, it is an inferno.

01:44:15.000 In the subways, you're almost dying because the subways, the cars are air-conditioned.

01:44:19.000 The hot air has to go somewhere.

01:44:20.000 It goes to the platform.

01:44:21.000 The platform is basically fucking Jakarta.

01:44:24.000 Like you just, you hold there.

01:44:26.000 Whenever you get to your meeting, you have these huge armpit stains of sweat.

01:44:30.000 Like your whole back is covered in sweat too.

01:44:33.000 You have to change your shirt like Don Draper has his shirt in his drawer.

01:44:37.000 Then you have to strangle yourself with a tie.

01:44:40.000 You have to have a tie.

01:44:41.000 It's got to choke you.

01:44:42.000 You shouldn't be able to get, like, maybe one finger should be able to fit in.

01:44:45.000 But if you're going down like that, so you have a noose.

01:44:47.000 You're being lynched.

01:44:49.000 It's corporate lynching all day and cooking because that shows other people that you're professional and you're taking this job seriously.

01:44:57.000 If you work at a hedge fund or something, some guy doesn't want to show up to work to give all his money to some white dude in a dashiki.

01:45:03.000 That's ridiculous and it doesn't inspire confidence.

01:45:06.000 So you have to dress up in a uniform.

01:45:08.000 It's a way of saying to the other people, I'm ready to be professional.

01:45:11.000 Having pine cone hair or having white chains all over your neck or dressing like a punk clown at a rainbow festival doesn't inspire confidence in other people in the corporate world.

01:45:22.000 It's got nothing to do with race.

01:45:26.000 It's not all about you.

01:45:28.000 Wake up, you self-obsessed, spoiled cunt.

01:45:36.000 I put a flower in my hair.

01:45:37.000 What a revolutionary.

01:45:39.000 By the way, she has a talk show.

01:45:40.000 If she had a flower in her hair for the talk show and it wasn't like the Hawaiian themed, you'd be distracted.

01:45:45.000 You'd be like, what the fuck is it?

01:45:48.000 Why does she have a fucking flower in her hair?

01:45:52.000 During every day, is that people don't feel heard.

01:45:55.000 They want us to listen.

01:45:57.000 And it's hard for us to do that because we're always at such odds.

01:46:02.000 Wait a minute, stop.

01:46:03.000 I can't believe I talked about how awesome she is.

01:46:06.000 They want to be heard.

01:46:07.000 They Want to listen, but we're always at such odds.

01:46:10.000 What does that mean?

01:46:12.000 That we're all so racist that no one listens to black women want to hear about that.

01:46:17.000 Sounds like you listen a little too much.

01:46:20.000 Beautiful.

01:46:21.000 Your hair looks amazing.

01:46:22.000 I love his hair.

01:46:23.000 Okay, so this woman, that's the one who quit ESPN because someone noticed that she was, she got a gig because of her race.

01:46:31.000 She talks, I'll let her talk.

01:46:33.000 Go ahead.

01:46:34.000 But really what I wanted to say, I keep hearing that just showing up as a black woman as yourself is just revolutionary.

01:46:40.000 Stop.

01:46:40.000 You know what I?

01:46:41.000 Talk about the bigotry of low expectations.

01:46:43.000 Just showing up is revolutionary.

01:46:46.000 Watch this.

01:46:47.000 I mean, like, like you kept saying, watch me.

01:46:52.000 Revolution.

01:46:56.000 Whoa.

01:46:56.000 Revolution.

01:46:59.000 What the fuck?

01:47:01.000 Done.

01:47:02.000 Like, Fidel Castro had to go through the boiling hot jungles of Cuba rounding up farmers and peasants to help him take down Batista.

01:47:11.000 And it took a few tries.

01:47:12.000 He ended up in prison.

01:47:13.000 The first try failed.

01:47:15.000 This is all they have to do.

01:47:18.000 Revolution.

01:47:20.000 I'm the disruptor just by being there and standing there.

01:47:22.000 And I feel the same way all the time.

01:47:24.000 Like, you're tall, I'm tall.

01:47:25.000 Everyone's going to look at you regardless, and they're going to judge you.

01:47:28.000 But I just went through a big chop and I'm watching this video too.

01:47:31.000 Being tall is also a revolution.

01:47:36.000 She was a basketball player in high school.

01:47:38.000 This is how she got into sports.

01:47:40.000 You were an inspiration to me.

01:47:42.000 And I had always worn long width, had taken out my edges.

01:47:46.000 What are wids?

01:47:49.000 Is that some shit we don't know?

01:47:51.000 And I had always worn long width, had taken out my edges.

01:47:54.000 No, you don't understand.

01:47:55.000 With some black accents, the G is like sitting in the back of your larynx.

01:48:00.000 Wigs.

01:48:01.000 Wigs.

01:48:03.000 In that sense, I've been gabbing.

01:48:04.000 Yabbin.

01:48:05.000 Gabby.

01:48:05.000 Yeah, I have like a patch in the back of my head just from traction alopecia.

01:48:13.000 Traction alopecia.

01:48:15.000 Again, that is just you tearing at your hair, making it something it's not.

01:48:22.000 You know, when I was a kid, black women just had black hair.

01:48:25.000 They had froze.

01:48:26.000 They didn't.

01:48:26.000 Sometimes they would straighten it to here like the way Maya just did.

01:48:30.000 What's her name?

01:48:32.000 Maria.

01:48:34.000 But when I moved to America in the late 90s, I was like, what the fuck?

01:48:38.000 No black woman have black hair.

01:48:40.000 It was shocking to me.

01:48:41.000 Same with Britain.

01:48:42.000 Black girls would just have black afros.

01:48:44.000 You look at the old ska pictures of mods and selector and all those two-tone bands.

01:48:49.000 And the black girls just had afros.

01:48:51.000 Then we come down here and they're at war with their curls.

01:48:55.000 In fact, they call it good hair.

01:48:57.000 Black people call straight hair good hair and they call their own natural afro bad hair.

01:49:03.000 So she was at war with her own hair, which I would argue is racist, right?

01:49:07.000 Like, why don't you, why are you burning your fucking skin to not have your natural hair?

01:49:13.000 But now, now she's a victim somehow.

01:49:16.000 She got, what was it called?

01:49:19.000 Friction alopecia.

01:49:20.000 Friction alopecia?

01:49:21.000 No.

01:49:22.000 It's called ripping your own fucking hair out.

01:49:25.000 And I finally decided.

01:49:26.000 Fire alopecia is what it gets on fire.

01:49:29.000 I did, you know, I need to start staying a little bit truer to myself.

01:49:33.000 I don't want to hide anymore of myself.

01:49:34.000 You said something similar to that too, where I just want to get rid of all the layers and just see who I am and who I can function as on camera.

01:49:40.000 And I think I had always been prepping myself and making myself up for the white male gaze because that's what sports is.

01:49:46.000 That's what I get.

01:49:47.000 Because black males don't like Beyonce's hair.

01:49:49.000 Black males wish Beyonce just had a short fro like in good times.

01:49:53.000 By the way, she's bragging about how natural her hair is and it's been straightened.

01:50:00.000 So that is probably from her actual follicles.

01:50:04.000 Like that's probably her real hair.

01:50:06.000 But it's been fucking burned and straightened to shit.

01:50:11.000 So she's like, I used to over-treat my hair and I got this traction alopecia.

01:50:15.000 Now I just let it go natural and then straighten the living shit out of it with 100 degree fucking steel plates.

01:50:21.000 Because I'm natural now.

01:50:23.000 If you're covering football, the expectation is I'm thinking my hair has to be long.

01:50:27.000 It has to be down to here.

01:50:28.000 And one day I showed up and was like, no, I'm about to do the Winter Olympics and I'm going to cut all my hair off and it's going to be razored on the side and whatever's there will be there and whatever's not is not going to show up on the pants.

01:50:36.000 I bet everyone shit their pants when you did that.

01:50:38.000 Can you imagine?

01:50:39.000 There must have been rioting in the streets.

01:50:42.000 All the white supremacists who run ESPN must have had an absolute heart attack when you showed up with neat short hair because they've never seen a woman with neat short hair before.

01:50:52.000 She invented it.

01:50:54.000 Scary.

01:50:54.000 What is that?

01:50:55.000 What is the tape that Nicole Hannah Jones has?

01:50:59.000 Whatever's there will be there and whatever's not.

01:51:01.000 She's a superhero clown.

01:51:02.000 Look at that fucking dress.

01:51:07.000 That's the reaction, Nicole.

01:51:09.000 It's not anger.

01:51:10.000 It's laughter.

01:51:11.000 Scary.

01:51:12.000 Like to bear your whole self on camera and be a black woman is scary and hard.

01:51:19.000 Well, let's just talk.

01:51:21.000 To exist is hard.

01:51:23.000 Just by existing.

01:51:24.000 This is like all of these research papers in black dissertations or books like Becoming Michelle Obama's book, where just being me, doing me search, writing a book about myself, that's some sort of a revolution.

01:51:36.000 No, it's not.

01:51:38.000 Who's that on the left again?

01:51:39.000 Is that Charlemagne de Broad?

01:51:42.000 Talk about the life that that hair is giving us.

01:51:45.000 Honestly, it's so boring, Nim.

01:51:47.000 I love your hair.

01:51:47.000 The life that that hair is giving a black woman is scary and hard.

01:51:52.000 Well, let's just talk about the life that that hair is giving us.

01:51:55.000 Honestly, it's so boring, Nim.

01:51:57.000 I love your hair.

01:51:58.000 Thank you.

01:52:00.000 I love your hair.

01:52:01.000 It's so beautiful.

01:52:02.000 It's not natural black hair.

01:52:03.000 You straightened it.

01:52:04.000 You made it look more Caucasian, but it's given as a life.

01:52:07.000 It's given as a revolution.

01:52:09.000 We're done.

01:52:10.000 Okay.

01:52:10.000 If you were born after 1970, you got a lot of gripes.

01:52:13.000 This guy has got some valid beasts.

01:52:16.000 Jim Crow, slavery, by all means.

01:52:18.000 That was over in 1970.

01:52:20.000 We're done with the racism now.

01:52:22.000 Your life is in hell.

01:52:23.000 You're all fucking millionaires.

01:52:25.000 Half of you came from the hood and you're millionaires.

01:52:28.000 So let's stop complaining and get on with life, okay?

01:52:45.000 I should put in the notes that you can just jump to whatever this is two hours in and start the show.

01:52:52.000 But I was thrilled to get Alex Stein, and I'm sorry, but I had to cover that wig thing in a serious way because it really, what they're going for is that America sucks and it's racist.

01:53:05.000 But what they got is we're clearly out of problems if you have to fucking complain about your natural hair.

01:53:15.000 I used to pretend, I used to switch the races.

01:53:18.000 By the way, the monitor's not working, you blind idiot.

01:53:22.000 I used to pretend that whoever was complaining was in Japan, and that helped.

01:53:28.000 And I used to reverse the races, but my new one is punks.

01:53:31.000 Pretend they're punks.

01:53:33.000 But just to go back and explain what I'm talking about, you take some sort of gripe, and you say, can you imagine if the races were reversed?

01:53:41.000 The second one with Japan is like you have these illegals complaining that they don't speak Spanish at City Hall or La Raza is not getting enough respect.

01:53:50.000 Imagine being white in Japan and complaining that they're not speaking enough English or they're not waving the American flag enough.

01:53:56.000 They're not respecting your American heritage enough.

01:53:59.000 And now the new fun one is punks.

01:54:01.000 Imagine punks sitting around at a table and complaining that no one is respecting their blue mohawk.

01:54:06.000 And it took someone getting a tryhawk on the news for them to realize that it was okay to be punk.

01:54:13.000 Just showing up as a punk rocker is a revolution.

01:54:17.000 Fun games, different perspectives.

01:54:19.000 So now we're kind of starting the show.

01:54:22.000 Time stamp that, Ryan, so it can tell people.

01:54:27.000 This is the big news today, Tuesday.

01:54:30.000 Joe Biden called up his son and said, I think you're clear about China.

01:54:37.000 Now, this is relevant because he said, they said, do you know what your son was doing in China?

01:54:41.000 And that's way bigger, by the way, believe it or not, than smoking Parmesan crack off the ground or getting prostitutes.

01:54:49.000 His fucking hedge fund dealings, him and John Kerry's son getting tens of millions of dollars, cutting it to the big guy, which is, of course, Biden.

01:54:58.000 So Biden was using his power as vice president to set up deals and then siphoning and then watering, what's the word, laundering the money through his son.

01:55:07.000 And when he was asked about it, he said, I have no idea.

01:55:09.000 I didn't know what my son was up to there.

01:55:10.000 We just caught him lying.

01:55:12.000 He called his son and said, I think you're clear.

01:55:14.000 We got you out of this China mess.

01:55:16.000 And why did he want to get his son out of this China mess?

01:55:18.000 The controversy surrounding it?

01:55:19.000 Because he was getting money off it.

01:55:21.000 He doesn't give a fuck about Hunter.

01:55:23.000 Hunter's not fuckable.

01:55:24.000 He's too old.

01:55:26.000 Can't sniff him anymore.

01:55:29.000 So shouldn't he be impeached?

01:55:31.000 Like Roger Stone, they stormed the Bastilles.

01:55:34.000 They had the SWAT team there.

01:55:35.000 They had more men than Obama because he lied and that was considered obstructing justice.

01:55:40.000 We just caught Biden lying.

01:55:42.000 Surely that's an impeachable offense.

01:55:47.000 And I think I know why.

01:55:49.000 I think I know why.

01:55:51.000 Now, because we had Alex Stein and I repeated the black hair thing, did we cover this movie CEO?

01:56:00.000 Don't sound familiar to me.

01:56:02.000 1-1?

01:56:05.000 He was told to go back into the movies and take out offensive parts.

01:56:10.000 Who's the CEO?

01:56:11.000 Go down a bit?

01:56:16.000 Backish.

01:56:17.000 No, go up.

01:56:19.000 Paramount.

01:56:20.000 Paramount CEO Bob Backish declared Monday that his company will not censor its old content for material that may offend modern audiences.

01:56:26.000 And you know what we're talking about here.

01:56:27.000 We're talking about blazing saddles, we're talking about Animal House, and we're talking about Police Academy.

01:56:32.000 And these fuckers want to rewrite history, but all it takes to fight against these culture wars is one guy with balls who just goes, no, not doing that.

01:56:42.000 And no one goes, how dare you?

01:56:44.000 After he says that, they go, thank you.

01:56:47.000 Finally, someone with some balls.

01:56:49.000 This is the problem is we're under the oppression of a shrill minority.

01:56:53.000 It's only a few bitches screaming about these movies.

01:56:56.000 The vast majority, I'd say 80%, 90% of the country sees even offensive shit, genuinely offensive shit, and goes, yeah, whatever.

01:57:03.000 And I would argue none of it's offensive.

01:57:06.000 Like even, I had an argument, I told you about this with my friend Leslie about 16 candles and the Chinese guy who's like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, and there's a gong every time you see him.

01:57:15.000 And she didn't get how I didn't see how that was racist.

01:57:19.000 And I'm like, it's a racial stereotype.

01:57:22.000 It's the same as the Scottish guy shows up and every time he shows up.

01:57:27.000 It's in a comedy, by the way.

01:57:28.000 There's bagpipes and he has a kilt on because he's from Scotland.

01:57:32.000 He's an exchange student.

01:57:34.000 You're exaggerating the cultural stereotypes of that country.

01:57:40.000 I don't know what you're talking about.

01:57:42.000 Governor.

01:57:47.000 That's the other reason I don't want the Chinese racism ban because it's the funniest.

01:57:52.000 I was doing that on the plane.

01:57:53.000 Every time I'm holding my dough, I'm like, okay, big baby, 100% rock and roll, baby.

01:58:00.000 And there's a Malaysian guy next to me, and my wife's like, Ryan, there's a fucking...

01:58:04.000 I'm like, look at me.

01:58:06.000 I can do it.

01:58:08.000 I guess he'd see you as what, like an Uncle Tom?

01:58:10.000 An Uncle Chang.

01:58:13.000 A house chink?

01:58:15.000 I don't know.

01:58:16.000 It's good for us.

01:58:17.000 I think I can get away with it.

01:58:19.000 Well, you did.

01:58:22.000 He's going to karate kick me.

01:58:24.000 Voter fraud arrests.

01:58:26.000 We keep hearing about the voter.

01:58:27.000 This is 1.5.

01:58:28.000 We keep hearing about how the election wasn't stolen and it's total bullshit.

01:58:32.000 Okay, why are people getting arrested then?

01:58:36.000 One of the 2,000 meals cop at Project Veritas has been arrested, facing 20 years of prison for election fraud.

01:58:43.000 Of course, she'll get nothing because the troops, the ground crew for the DNC is above the law.

01:58:52.000 There'll be nothing that happens with that.

01:58:55.000 Still proof.

01:58:55.000 Have you noticed how often Project Veritas is on this fucking show?

01:58:58.000 Yeah.

01:58:59.000 I said to James, can you please just have a show?

01:59:03.000 Like, someone could sit here and it would be Project Veritas News.

01:59:07.000 They have a Fucking scoop a day.

01:59:09.000 In fact, I was told there's one dropping today.

01:59:14.000 Let me see.

01:59:16.000 Look it up.

01:59:17.000 Some education thing?

01:59:22.000 We had him on yesterday.

01:59:23.000 Remember, he ambushed that socialist who had edited out the word, the N-word, while claiming that James edits his shit.

01:59:32.000 Man, and that guy, did that fucking commie not have that same attribute that you say where they just look dusty and musty?

01:59:39.000 They always look the same.

01:59:40.000 Ugh.

01:59:41.000 But go to the top.

01:59:43.000 Happy 38th birthday, King.

01:59:45.000 Did you wish him a happy birthday?

01:59:47.000 No, that's gay.

01:59:48.000 Okay.

01:59:49.000 Yeah, I wished you a happy Father's Day, and you're just like, fuck you.

01:59:52.000 Well, I got about 15 of those.

01:59:53.000 What am I supposed to do?

01:59:54.000 But not from me.

01:59:56.000 Happy Father's Day to you, too.

01:59:57.000 My first one.

01:59:58.000 Oh, yeah.

01:59:59.000 What did you get?

02:00:00.000 I picked myself out a pair of these Wolf and Shepherd loafers, but she didn't buy them.

02:00:06.000 Because it's like, do we really need that?

02:00:07.000 And I was like, I guess not.

02:00:09.000 That's not what I asked.

02:00:10.000 I didn't get anything.

02:00:11.000 I got a nice card.

02:00:13.000 Daphne drew you a card?

02:00:14.000 Yeah, she put her hand in paint, and then it was nice.

02:00:20.000 Did you get breakfast in bed?

02:00:21.000 Did you get a BJ at least?

02:00:23.000 Neither of those, but I did.

02:00:26.000 I got breakfast in bed.

02:00:27.000 I got a card from each kid.

02:00:29.000 Nice.

02:00:30.000 And then I got a Krep, a spinach Krep.

02:00:32.000 That's cool that each kid gives you a card.

02:00:34.000 You would think they would just conglomerate and give you one big card.

02:00:37.000 That's cool.

02:00:40.000 Also in the news, some dude claims that working at Tesla, I guess this goes under racism, but I don't have enough for that.

02:00:49.000 He claims that he was called the N-word on a regular basis, like hundreds of times.

02:00:56.000 I don't believe you.

02:00:58.000 Anyway, he was suing for $137.

02:01:01.000 Tesla goes, how about $15 million?

02:01:03.000 Is that reasonable?

02:01:05.000 And he goes, no, not good enough.

02:01:08.000 Must really suck to be called that word.

02:01:11.000 Black ex-Tesla worker says supervisor called him the Mword 30 plus times, rejected a $50 million settlement after a judge cut it from Owen Diaz's lawyer said taking it would not deter future abuses.

02:01:22.000 Can you fucking believe that?

02:01:26.000 Like say take the very worst possible scenario where the guy was like, look at here.

02:01:32.000 You're not working for me.

02:01:33.000 Get over here.

02:01:35.000 First of all, just quit.

02:01:38.000 But secondly, you deserve what?

02:01:39.000 A private jet and a mansion with a runway?

02:01:43.000 You deserve Black Lives Matter, founder money?

02:01:45.000 What if they gave him $10,000 for every time somebody said it?

02:01:49.000 But it's not worth $10,000.

02:01:50.000 It'd be good if it was $10,000.

02:01:51.000 I'd be like, every day in the office.

02:01:53.000 Hey, I think if you're black and you're sensitive and someone calls you that word, I think you deserve six bucks every time it's said.

02:02:06.000 I got that on me.

02:02:08.000 So if it happened, what was it, 130 plus times?

02:02:12.000 Did he say, or 30 plus times?

02:02:15.000 30 plus times.

02:02:16.000 So let's say 40 times.

02:02:18.000 $240.

02:02:19.000 Bonk.

02:02:20.000 Verdict.

02:02:21.000 Gavin hits the gavel.

02:02:25.000 What if it was 30 plus times in one sitting?

02:02:27.000 That's a lot.

02:02:29.000 Yeah, that's $240.

02:02:31.000 It's a lot for the guy saying it, too.

02:02:33.000 I know.

02:02:33.000 Get out of there.

02:02:34.000 Yeah, just run away.

02:02:35.000 Something bad's about to happen.

02:02:37.000 If someone insults you with any insult 30 times in a row.

02:02:40.000 Bitch, what you looking at, bitch?

02:02:42.000 You fucking bitch.

02:02:43.000 What you looking at, bitch?

02:02:44.000 It's about to go down.

02:02:45.000 Just start running away.

02:02:45.000 Just hear it fading.

02:02:50.000 You know, I have one more with feminism, and then we'll get into the gays.

02:02:53.000 But I've been noticing a pattern recently with my millennial slash Zoomer acquaintances.

02:03:00.000 And it's quitting at the drop of a hat.

02:03:03.000 And these are people with awesome jobs that are kicking ass.

02:03:06.000 And I can see their career as like, say this is their entire career, right?

02:03:12.000 No, no, wait.

02:03:13.000 Let's do an entire career.

02:03:14.000 Careers usually sort of go like this.

02:03:16.000 First beginning sucks.

02:03:18.000 Then it totally rocks.

02:03:20.000 And then it sort of peters out, right?

02:03:23.000 So I'm talking about people here, like just getting their wind.

02:03:27.000 I'm like, I'm done, man.

02:03:28.000 I'm out of here.

02:03:29.000 This sucks.

02:03:30.000 And they'll tell me their complaint.

02:03:32.000 And it's either like sexually harassed.

02:03:34.000 They're usually not liked enough.

02:03:38.000 They're not getting enough attention and not appreciated enough.

02:03:43.000 And they're just like, I'm leaving.

02:03:45.000 I'm going to try something else.

02:03:46.000 And it'll be after two years or four even.

02:03:49.000 I'm like, dude, like three different times in the past month, I have sat down with a 30-something and said, dude, don't quit.

02:03:58.000 Get fired.

02:03:59.000 Keep doing what you're doing and making the job yours.

02:04:03.000 And then if they don't like it, they can fire you.

02:04:05.000 But to give up, never give up.

02:04:09.000 Like say your beef is like, I don't like working Mondays, like working Saturdays.

02:04:15.000 And they said, no, you have to come in Monday to Friday.

02:04:18.000 Just start working Tuesday to Saturday until they fire you.

02:04:21.000 You know what I mean?

02:04:24.000 Anyway, sorry.

02:04:25.000 Just wanted to get that out there.

02:04:26.000 Stop quitting, you young people.

02:04:28.000 Just make it yours.

02:04:29.000 Quit quitting, would you?

02:04:31.000 Yeah.

02:04:31.000 Even, this isn't going to do me any favors, but even sexual harassment.

02:04:37.000 Like, I was thinking about this the other day.

02:04:39.000 I moved to Montreal when I was 18 in 1988.

02:04:43.000 Surrounded by homos everywhere.

02:04:44.000 I was always in sort of some kind of alternative scene, which is probably usually 40% gay.

02:04:50.000 I've had gays hitting on me my whole life.

02:04:53.000 I've even had gays, this is illegal, by the way, who when we were in advertising, they said, if you had slept with me, you'd let me blow you, we could have given you this contract.

02:05:02.000 And I'm like, oh, well, too bad.

02:05:04.000 No contract for me.

02:05:06.000 That's quid pro quo.

02:05:07.000 I could sue him for that.

02:05:09.000 But instead, I was like, that's your offer?

02:05:12.000 No, thank you.

02:05:13.000 And I could even go get a beer with that gay.

02:05:15.000 I'm not even mad.

02:05:17.000 So like a guy's talking shit about you or like wants to fuck you or says that you got here by sleeping in the top.

02:05:23.000 Tell him to fuck off.

02:05:24.000 You don't deserve $147 million.

02:05:28.000 Like what happened to just giving someone a feist full of verbal?

02:05:32.000 As the sex pistols would say.

02:05:34.000 What usually happens, the chick just says, my boyfriend's going to come beat you up.

02:05:37.000 He's really pissed.

02:05:38.000 And then the guy would chill out.

02:05:39.000 And then what's he going to tell on you?

02:05:41.000 He's the sexual harasser guy.

02:05:43.000 Are he going to tell on you for threatening him.

02:05:45.000 Or you just tell him to fuck off and slap him in the face.

02:05:47.000 Can you tell that I shaved from the beginning of this show till now?

02:05:50.000 I couldn't.

02:05:53.000 1-7.

02:05:55.000 The problem with chicks today.

02:05:56.000 The day after the worst event.

02:06:01.000 Oh, this is kind of a boring story.

02:06:04.000 I couldn't find the original tweet.

02:06:06.000 So I had to do this.

02:06:07.000 So this is from like a year ago, but this dude called Dinesh.

02:06:12.000 He's got like a million followers.

02:06:14.000 I think he's called That Guy Dinesh or something.

02:06:16.000 D-A-N-E-S-H.

02:06:18.000 So he exposed this dude for throwing a milkshake at these girls.

02:06:24.000 And he was fired because Dinesh exposed him.

02:06:27.000 And he lost his job.

02:06:28.000 And he was arrested all because of doxing.

02:06:31.000 Dinesh just, I think it was yesterday, lost his Twitter account.

02:06:34.000 He's still on TikTok, but he lost his Twitter account.

02:06:36.000 So he just threw a smoothie at her, and then he called her an immigrant.

02:06:42.000 This is old news.

02:06:43.000 The only thing that's new about this is that the guy who did the doxing was just pulled off of Twitter.

02:06:48.000 Thank God.

02:06:49.000 I fucked the fucking telephone.

02:06:51.000 Get the fuck out!

02:06:52.000 Cutest.

02:06:55.000 Shut up!

02:06:56.000 Get out!

02:06:57.000 You fucking fucking rapping!

02:06:59.000 What was wrong with the smoothie?

02:07:01.000 It had peanut butter in it, and his son's allergic.

02:07:03.000 He was rushed to the hospital and almost died.

02:07:05.000 Minor detail.

02:07:06.000 A friend of mine did die from fucking peanut allergies.

02:07:09.000 He went to an Indian restaurant.

02:07:11.000 He was like, listen, I'm allergic to peanuts.

02:07:12.000 And they're like, okay, buddy, no problem, buddy.

02:07:15.000 And fucking, he died.

02:07:17.000 He's like, one of the nicest kids, Jewish kid, Matt, is like super smart.

02:07:23.000 His dad was the guidance counselor at the school.

02:07:26.000 My uncle had him.

02:07:27.000 He was like, great, fucking awesome guys.

02:07:29.000 Yeah, the fucking Indians slipped some.

02:07:31.000 Your uncle had him?

02:07:33.000 Had him as a guidance counselor.

02:07:34.000 So it's like.

02:07:35.000 Wait, your friend was old enough to be a...

02:07:37.000 Oh, his uncle had him as a dad.

02:07:39.000 Yeah, that's way too many details.

02:07:40.000 He's a great guy.

02:07:42.000 My friend died.

02:07:42.000 And funnily enough, his father was a guidance counselor.

02:07:46.000 And my uncle had seen and had him as a guidance counselor.

02:07:49.000 Me too.

02:07:49.000 No, we had a long, we were close to the other side.

02:07:51.000 How would you add that detail?

02:07:51.000 That's the stupidest thing.

02:07:52.000 Because that's how close we were with this family.

02:07:54.000 It was like, oh, I'm friends with Matt.

02:07:56.000 He's like, his dad is fucking Mr. Brunner.

02:07:59.000 Tell him I said, hey.

02:07:59.000 And it was like, loved each other.

02:08:01.000 It was great.

02:08:02.000 But he died fucking peanuts.

02:08:03.000 The guy had a point to be mad.

02:08:06.000 And the whole reason I bring that up has nothing to do with Dinesh or the guy.

02:08:11.000 It's just like I was talking about millennials want to quit.

02:08:14.000 These women have this hubris now.

02:08:16.000 We talked about this yesterday, where they escalate situations and tell old men to fuck off and they want to throw down and they run at cops.

02:08:24.000 Like, what have we done to women?

02:08:25.000 We've broken them.

02:08:26.000 They've turned into these like, like, no bikers are like this.

02:08:30.000 I wasn't, they're not even tough guys.

02:08:32.000 They're like psychotic kids.

02:08:35.000 Like, go back a little bit.

02:08:36.000 Listen to how she talks.

02:08:49.000 You almost killed his son, and your first reaction is, what the fuck, bitch?

02:08:52.000 I've come across this where I've said to young women who were like 15, you don't talk to adults like that.

02:08:59.000 I'll talk to you anyway I fucking want.

02:09:01.000 I say, Nicole Dufrine was a woman I knew and she was leaving Max Fish in the early aughts.

02:09:08.000 Rudy Fleming pulled a gun on her to rob her and she said, what are you going to do, bitch?

02:09:12.000 Shoot me?

02:09:13.000 She's dead now.

02:09:15.000 So I'm not going to hurt you.

02:09:16.000 I don't beat up 13-year-old girls.

02:09:18.000 But someone is going to, especially in modern New York City.

02:09:23.000 So take it down a notch.

02:09:25.000 Like, where did they get this from?

02:09:28.000 Please don't yell at us.

02:09:29.000 Yeah.

02:09:30.000 Don't say you, TV.

02:09:32.000 You have no room to yell at us.

02:09:33.000 I want to speak to the fucking person who made this drink.

02:09:36.000 Is that you?

02:09:36.000 No, we don't know who made it.

02:09:38.000 You know who made it?

02:09:39.000 There are four of us here, so we honestly don't know.

02:09:44.000 Okay, bye.

02:09:45.000 I'm going to speak to the fucking person.

02:09:50.000 Bye.

02:09:51.000 Look at her.

02:09:51.000 She has to be held back.

02:09:52.000 Why is she so pissed at their mistake?

02:09:55.000 Yeah, it's...

02:09:56.000 His son's almost died.

02:09:58.000 That's crazy.

02:09:58.000 And the first go-to thing, is it like rich white girls who listen to rap and watch...

02:10:04.000 Bye.

02:10:05.000 Is it ghetto culture?

02:10:06.000 That's what it is.

02:10:07.000 Oh, yeah.

02:10:08.000 I don't know.

02:10:08.000 Duh.

02:10:08.000 Yeah.

02:10:09.000 It's black ghetto culture infiltrating young rich white girl land.

02:10:13.000 They can't wait to fucking step up.

02:10:15.000 Be some boss bitch and have a moment.

02:10:18.000 Bye.

02:10:19.000 Get out of my fucking smoothie, mess around.

02:10:21.000 I don't care.

02:10:24.000 Give it to me right now.

02:10:28.000 I'm calling the police.

02:10:29.000 I'm calling the police.

02:10:34.000 Yeah, I'm so team that guy.

02:10:36.000 It's crazy.

02:10:40.000 He had his life flushed down the toilet for this.

02:10:42.000 Anyway, this is a Merrill Lynch.

02:10:43.000 This is ancient.

02:10:44.000 Right, Merrill Lynch guy.

02:10:45.000 Yeah.

02:10:47.000 Let's breeze through some more stories on this extra, super duper long evidence.

02:10:52.000 This is LGBTQ.

02:10:54.000 We're already in it.

02:10:56.000 Another drag queen with child pornography, Anastasia Diamond.

02:11:01.000 Looks like we were right to question you.

02:11:05.000 Look at this monster, central PA drag queen activist charged with 25 counts of child pornography.

02:11:10.000 And when these guys have child pornography, it's not 16-year-olds.

02:11:14.000 It's six-year-olds.

02:11:15.000 This person is a depraved pervert.

02:11:19.000 And if he is guilty, should be killed.

02:11:24.000 Death penalty for child pornographers.

02:11:27.000 Go down?

02:11:30.000 Can you believe that it's hard for us to convince that these people are depraved?

02:11:36.000 Bryce Williams, a local drag queen in Harrisburg, has been charged with downloading photos of videos of child pornography.

02:11:41.000 But go down and show it.

02:11:44.000 I can see his normal face.

02:11:48.000 Like, yeah, surprise, surprise.

02:11:49.000 This person is a sexual deviant.

02:11:55.000 And then 19, I think this link has a picture of him.

02:12:00.000 Has a picture of it.

02:12:04.000 And I bring this up because, you know, you get fired if you object to Drag Queen Story.

02:12:12.000 If we can see what the actual person looks like, I don't even know what race they are.

02:12:17.000 Let me scroll down a little more.

02:12:21.000 There we go.

02:12:23.000 It's a very weird-looking fat black man with giant hits.

02:12:33.000 And what's 2-0 is another one?

02:12:37.000 Like, if there's any kind of pattern, I don't care how subtle it is, if 4% of Drag Queen Story Hour people are pedophiles, then let's stop it.

02:12:47.000 Late last year, this judge's charity funded Drag Queen Story Hour.

02:12:50.000 He got nine years.

02:12:51.000 Imagine how many don't get caught.

02:12:54.000 No, no, go down.

02:12:55.000 That's a different guy.

02:12:56.000 Click on that.

02:12:57.000 Former children's court judge sentenced to nine years for child porn.

02:13:04.000 He's not getting nine years, folks.

02:13:07.000 Unless he's in solitary, 100% of his sentence, he's going to get fucking killed.

02:13:13.000 An openly gay married father of two had been elected less than a year before.

02:13:17.000 Holy shit.

02:13:18.000 Father of two, were they adopted?

02:13:23.000 That's something I had a lot of trouble getting the data on is child abuse with adopted kids with gay parents.

02:13:31.000 He still considers himself lucky.

02:13:33.000 His husband, parents, brother, and longtime friend were in court to support him.

02:13:37.000 All I can do is work to be a better Brett in the future.

02:13:40.000 Yeah.

02:13:41.000 I'm used as evidence in the future.

02:13:43.000 He even said he wanted to be more like Brett.

02:13:46.000 And here we have a gay parade where a guy is dressed as Bugs Bunny.

02:13:51.000 I'm not sure if you're familiar with Bugs Bunny, but he is for kids.

02:13:54.000 That is a children's cartoon.

02:13:57.000 And SFW, he's got his dink hanging out.

02:14:00.000 If you're going to be nude at a parade, by the way, this is just separately, make sure it's a warm day.

02:14:06.000 And she's Daffy Duck.

02:14:12.000 Can't you get someone else to carry your stuff?

02:14:13.000 It kind of ruins the bit.

02:14:17.000 Do you see any kids in that audience?

02:14:19.000 I hope not.

02:14:21.000 Well, it's the public.

02:14:22.000 There's LP just walking by.

02:14:24.000 There's no such thing as a private parade.

02:14:29.000 And 22.

02:14:32.000 These guys, someone keeps trying to get them to do a show on our network, but I think this is the guy, Cassidy Campbell.

02:14:39.000 I think he's the guy, he's like an Alex Stein protege who does town hall reads.

02:14:45.000 Yeah, they're friends, and they collaborate.

02:14:47.000 And he doesn't have a southern accent.

02:14:49.000 I think he's playing a character here, even though this is real.

02:14:53.000 Or maybe this is really who he is.

02:14:55.000 You shouldn't do a character if you're catching predators.

02:14:57.000 That's not really an area for comedy.

02:15:01.000 Go a king cone.

02:15:03.000 Kind of want one.

02:15:04.000 Oh, that's Alex Stein.

02:15:05.000 Yeah.

02:15:08.000 Oh, good.

02:15:08.000 We're trying to bookend the show here.

02:15:41.000 So they have the transcripts of this guy speaking in English to what he thinks is a 13-year-old girl.

02:15:48.000 Excuse me.

02:15:49.000 How you doing?

02:15:51.000 So you want to have a seat over there?

02:15:55.000 We can talk about this.

02:15:56.000 We're going to keep this quad, okay?

02:15:59.000 We're going to keep this quad, okay?

02:16:00.000 Going, chicken.

02:16:02.000 Go and search him.

02:16:05.000 So look, we know why we're here.

02:16:07.000 So you want to have a talk with us?

02:16:10.000 Okay, let's go sit down over here.

02:16:15.000 Go sit down over there.

02:16:19.000 What are you doing?

02:16:21.000 That's you.

02:16:22.000 You're not denying that.

02:16:23.000 Kenneth, right?

02:16:24.000 21 years old.

02:16:25.000 What are you doing here tonight?

02:16:29.000 A friend?

02:16:31.000 One friend?

02:16:33.000 You don't know?

02:16:33.000 Well, it season here that she's 15.

02:16:35.000 And you said that's fine.

02:16:37.000 I don't know.

02:16:39.000 Can you read, right?

02:16:41.000 One five, but you said yeah.

02:16:43.000 So you just said yeah, and you didn't understand it?

02:16:47.000 It's okay.

02:16:48.000 Take a deep breath.

02:16:51.000 I don't know how to breathe in English.

02:16:52.000 I forget it.

02:16:53.000 Is it like this?

02:16:54.000 What's English air?

02:16:58.000 Can you translate?

02:16:59.000 What the matter of air is hydrogen.

02:17:01.000 It's H2O.

02:17:03.000 For me, it's G2.

02:17:04.000 I'm a fish man.

02:17:05.000 I'm usually breathing water.

02:17:07.000 You have water?

02:17:07.000 Like a lot?

02:17:08.000 You did like a tub?

02:17:11.000 You can arrest me in the ocean.

02:17:14.000 So you wanted to smoke?

02:17:15.000 Call the fish police.

02:17:17.000 You said it.

02:17:23.000 So that's what you did.

02:17:23.000 Okay, you Google Translate.

02:17:25.000 That's what you did.

02:17:27.000 Okay, Google Translate.

02:17:28.000 15 is 15.

02:17:29.000 Okay, well, I got Google Translate.

02:17:31.000 You just pull it out.

02:17:32.000 Yeah, yeah.

02:17:33.000 Okay, so that's worth watching.

02:17:35.000 I'm dyslectic.

02:17:36.000 I thought you were 51.

02:17:38.000 Oh, my gosh.

02:17:39.000 I like old Ale Gilf.

02:17:42.000 The title could be a little more hard-hitting.

02:17:44.000 Married Man with Two Kids Gets Caught Cheating.

02:17:47.000 Yeah.

02:17:47.000 It's a little more than cheating.

02:17:49.000 Not cheating.

02:17:49.000 A lot of cheatings, really, though.

02:17:51.000 Okay, so don't do the whole interstitial.

02:17:53.000 We're really way over with time here, but switch the background to Proud Boys.

02:17:56.000 I thought this was a funny article where she says, did you know this?

02:18:00.000 So we just saw a bunch of pedophilia.

02:18:02.000 We just saw a bunch of Drag Queen Story Hour stuff.

02:18:04.000 Objecting to Drag Queen Story Hour is, of course, white supremacy.

02:18:09.000 My three small children and I had to be escorted to our car for our safety leaving the library because white supremacy groups showed up.

02:18:18.000 Careful to LGBTQ community members and allies who outnumbered them five to one so that at least my younger two kids couldn't see anything but love.

02:18:30.000 Everything is racism.

02:18:32.000 If you look, like they're not even a race.

02:18:34.000 That Panda Dulce, you didn't know he was Asian.

02:18:37.000 The guy we just saw, who what was that, Anastasia Diamond?

02:18:41.000 We didn't know he was black.

02:18:42.000 We had to go through three links to find his race.

02:18:45.000 Not everything is about race, folks.

02:18:48.000 It's kind of weird where, speaking of race, where his head sticks up.

02:18:52.000 He looks angry at you, too.

02:18:54.000 So he's either angry at me or he's a tumor.

02:18:56.000 You motherfucker.

02:18:58.000 Or I'm wearing the hell over here.

02:19:02.000 And then this was another interesting Proud Boy story, not related.

02:19:07.000 We know, I think this is Alan Froyer, by the way, who is the number one Proud Boy stalker.

02:19:13.000 He's devoted his entire career to pursuing a men's club that he could never be a member of.

02:19:20.000 Guy with a failed marriage, no family, obsessively chasing family men who have had their children taken away, in a sense.

02:19:28.000 Like, it's so funny how these guys go around promoting patriotism, promoting the American family.

02:19:32.000 Their punishment is to be separated from their kids.

02:19:35.000 John Kinsman's never seen his three-year-old daughter.

02:19:37.000 And the people doing this hard work, documenting this, are all childless.

02:19:43.000 I mean, there's something going on here, man.

02:19:46.000 This smells to me like just bitter, childless, familyless, fatherless failures.

02:19:54.000 Anyway, that's not what this point is about.

02:19:56.000 So that, if you pull that up again.

02:19:59.000 So we have proof now.

02:20:00.000 There's like a Zoom call they had.

02:20:02.000 I think it was when Enrique was doing that show, The War Room or something.

02:20:05.000 What was it called?

02:20:06.000 The War Reporter, some shit.

02:20:09.000 And they would meet and do a little podcast.

02:20:12.000 War Boys?

02:20:13.000 War Boys, that was it.

02:20:14.000 And they were talking as late as December 30th.

02:20:18.000 We have documented evidence of them saying they're not going to do anything.

02:20:22.000 Don't do shit.

02:20:24.000 One week before scores of Prow Boys helped lead a pro-Trump mob in a violent assault in the Capitol last year.

02:20:28.000 So he eradicates the good in the opening sentence.

02:20:30.000 Enrique Terra, the chairman of the Gruff, and some of his top lieutenants had a foul-mouthed video conference with a hand-picked crew of members.

02:20:38.000 The meeting marked the founding of a special new chapter.

02:20:41.000 The Prow Boys called the Ministry of Self-Defense.

02:20:43.000 The team of several dozen trusted members was intended.

02:20:46.000 Mr. Terra told his men to bring a level of order and professionalism to the group's upcoming march in Washington.

02:20:54.000 Over nearly two hours, the leadership team gave the new recruits a series of directives.

02:21:00.000 Adopt a defensive posture on Jan 6, they were told.

02:21:03.000 Keep the normies, or the normal protesters, away from the Proud Boys' marching ranks, and obey police lines.

02:21:10.000 Wow.

02:21:11.000 Really buried the lead there, didn't he?

02:21:14.000 Sorry, buried the lead.

02:21:15.000 I've got to lose my British accent.

02:21:17.000 We're never going to be the ones to cross the police barrier or cross something in order to get to somebody, Mr. Tario said.

02:21:23.000 So this is awkward for the prosecution because now they have to say any seditious conspiracy has to be post-December 30th.

02:21:34.000 So you got five days to plan to take over the most powerful country in the history of the world.

02:21:42.000 Although with this modern justice system, who knows?

02:21:45.000 I think if Biggs would be offered a plea, they haven't offered anyone a plea, but the plea offers would be of the order of 15 years.

02:21:54.000 Can you fucking believe that?

02:21:59.000 I think that hard drive even has that right here.

02:22:02.000 That meeting on it?

02:22:04.000 We're never going to be the ones to cross a police barrier or cross something in order to get to somebody.

02:22:10.000 We're always going to be the ones standing back.

02:22:12.000 Someone got oxygen up as much.

02:22:13.000 And we're always going to be the ones to fucking defend.

02:22:15.000 And we've been really good at it.

02:22:17.000 Let's be honest.

02:22:18.000 We've been really good at that.

02:22:23.000 Did you just plug in that hard drive and that's the first thing there?

02:22:25.000 Yeah.

02:22:26.000 Oh, cool.

02:22:28.000 We need a way to do rallies better.

02:22:31.000 We fucked up on the 12th.

02:22:32.000 I'm not going to say that we fucked up royally because a lot of good things happen on the 12th.

02:22:36.000 Right?

02:22:36.000 Except whatever.

02:22:38.000 Jeremy's in here.

02:22:39.000 Fuck that dude.

02:22:42.000 But there is.

02:22:42.000 They're talking about him getting stabbed.

02:22:45.000 It is things that we need to fix.

02:22:47.000 Do you want to play this in full at the end of the show or something?

02:22:49.000 We'll attach it.

02:22:50.000 How long is it?

02:22:51.000 18 minutes.

02:22:53.000 Maybe we'll make it a...

02:22:54.000 I don't know.

02:22:54.000 Let's not get too involved in things we haven't seen before.

02:22:59.000 I don't want to incriminate them or something.

02:23:01.000 So I'd rather watch the whole thing first and maybe we could put it up as censored.tv presents.

02:23:05.000 I don't know.

02:23:05.000 We're getting into hairy territory here.

02:23:08.000 I was told this is all discovered stuff, public knowledge.

02:23:10.000 I know.

02:23:11.000 I don't trust the guy who sent that to you.

02:23:13.000 Oh, yeah.

02:23:14.000 And I don't even trust Proud Boys to not step on their own tails.

02:23:17.000 Oh, yeah, good point.

02:23:19.000 I mean, how many times have they posted shit on Facebook with the name of their company on their shirt and then they get fired?

02:23:25.000 They're like, what the fuck?

02:23:26.000 Yeah, dude.

02:23:29.000 Okay, let's jump over to my pet Biden.

02:23:31.000 No interstitial, though.

02:23:34.000 Here he is babbling about abortion and making no fucking sense at all.

02:23:41.000 Walking around with my head in the clouds makes no sense at all.

02:23:45.000 But doom, doom.

02:23:50.000 Okay, let's hear what he's got to say about it.

02:23:53.000 There is one little bit of solace in the minority making up the majority opinion has laid out that it affects not every state.

02:24:04.000 It affects only 40 states.

02:24:06.000 A lot of states it affects.

02:24:08.000 And the phrase.

02:24:09.000 Only 40 states.

02:24:10.000 That's a lot of states, he says.

02:24:12.000 It says only and a lot of right next to each other.

02:24:16.000 I found noticeable was there's a typical states that say may and they then say shall.

02:24:24.000 If you have to say you shall give, you shall do ABC, they're the ones that are going to have problems.

02:24:31.000 But most say may.

02:24:34.000 I mean, may and I got it reversed, may and shall.

02:24:37.000 And so the gun laws in 40 of these states are still in place based on the decision.

02:24:44.000 Not good enough, but I think it's a bad decision.

02:24:48.000 I think it's not reasoned accurately, but I'm disappointed.

02:24:55.000 What the fuck?

02:24:56.000 Let me try to understand what he's saying.

02:24:58.000 So states may restrict abortion as opposed to states shall restrict abortion.

02:25:05.000 Is that what he's saying?

02:25:07.000 Yeah, ma'am.

02:25:07.000 Like, because if you shall do something, that means that you have to do it.

02:25:11.000 It's crazy.

02:25:13.000 But if you may, you know.

02:25:17.000 What a fucking thing.

02:25:18.000 you know, I remember he said he was talking about the brain surgery he had.

02:25:22.000 Like 20 years ago, he was talking about it, but which was already weird.

02:25:26.000 Everyone in the audience was going, wait, you had to get a brain surgery?

02:25:29.000 You're in control of the government?

02:25:32.000 This is before he was just a senator back then.

02:25:35.000 But he said, so, Doc, am I going to be okay?

02:25:38.000 I'm talking.

02:25:39.000 I'm walking.

02:25:39.000 It sounds like it worked, right?

02:25:40.000 Were there going to be any side effects?

02:25:42.000 He goes, well, you may lose your marbles as you get older.

02:25:46.000 Here we are, folks, in the doctor's prediction.

02:25:50.000 All right, final piece for this epic marathon episode.

02:25:54.000 You were going to say something?

02:25:55.000 Yeah.

02:25:57.000 You know, Joe Biden seems to have a real devil shall care attitude.

02:26:02.000 That sounds funny.

02:26:10.000 2-6.

02:26:11.000 This is awesome.

02:26:12.000 In 2018 from the lovely Isabella Maria de Luca.

02:26:17.000 That woman is such a fucking insane fox.

02:26:20.000 Let's stay on task.

02:26:21.000 She's an easy 10.

02:26:23.000 What are you saying?

02:26:24.000 Let's stay on task.

02:26:25.000 What, you don't like that?

02:26:28.000 No.

02:26:29.000 It's masculine.

02:26:31.000 It's masculine to be attracted to beautiful women.

02:26:34.000 And I'm not disappointed that all of her posts are just text, okay?

02:26:37.000 When I was a kid, I'm not looking for anything like this.

02:26:40.000 What the fuck is that?

02:26:43.000 I like how she's slightly chubby, a little bit of meat on the bones.

02:26:46.000 When I was a kid, your dad would have penthouses and playboys.

02:26:49.000 Like your dad looked at beautiful women.

02:26:52.000 Well, your dad.

02:26:54.000 I don't know what he had.

02:26:55.000 He had a bunch of pregnant Puerto Ricans chasing him down the street.

02:27:00.000 So go back to the original post.

02:27:01.000 We're finally over her shocking beauty.

02:27:03.000 In 2018, Trump said, by the way, it's in 2018, Trump said that Germany would become totally dependent on Russian energy if they didn't change course.

02:27:12.000 Today, Germany issued an alert level of the gas emergency plan.

02:27:17.000 They are in short supply of natural gas, and it is being weaponized against them by Russia.

02:27:22.000 And here they are laughing at Trump predicting this exact situation.

02:27:27.000 I love this.

02:27:28.000 I love seeing assholes laugh.

02:27:34.000 Germany will become totally dependent on Russian energy if it does not immediately change course.

02:27:45.000 Wow.

02:27:50.000 Wow.

02:27:51.000 And this is also a fucking own on now this.

02:27:55.000 Here in the Western Hemisphere, we are committed to maintaining our independence from the encroachment of expansionist foreign powers.

02:28:07.000 The guy was Nostradamus.

02:28:09.000 Wow.

02:28:09.000 He predicted the gas prices.

02:28:11.000 He predicted Germany's fucking terrible fuck-up with Angela Merkel and her stupid green energy bullshit.

02:28:19.000 Wow.

02:28:20.000 Wow.

02:28:22.000 Wow.

02:28:23.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.

02:28:25.000 Shall we interstit for this-ish?

02:28:28.000 Yes, we should interstitch for this-ish.

02:28:30.000 All interstitials for me.

02:28:51.000 Okay, these are ones I haven't read.

02:28:53.000 Okay.

02:28:56.000 Genocide.

02:28:57.000 Should we add Roe and the founder of Planned Parenthood to the list of people who have committed genocide?

02:29:04.000 Sure.

02:29:05.000 Especially to the blacks.

02:29:07.000 X-Ray Specs.

02:29:08.000 Every time you talk about X-ray specs, I'm just blown away.

02:29:10.000 My first real job at a high school in 2004 was working as an assistant for a guy named Big Paul, who would always tell me about his bands, Classics Nouveau, and X-Ray Specs.

02:29:19.000 Wow, you must be old, dude.

02:29:21.000 He was a really cool guy with a British accent who would call me Wanker all day.

02:29:24.000 We were friends on Facebook until Trump became president and he blocked me.

02:29:27.000 Oh, well.

02:29:30.000 That's cool.

02:29:33.000 If this isn't grooming, Gav, found this in the pride shelf in my kids section of my local library.

02:29:40.000 Oh, look, it's an innocent book on health for kids.

02:29:43.000 Chapter 3, Bodies and Their Parts.

02:29:47.000 Look at the weird hair.

02:29:49.000 Vulvas can belong to people who are cisgender girls and women, but they can also belong to people who are transgender boys and men and non-binary people too.

02:30:00.000 People who have vulvas are usually assigned female at birth.

02:30:04.000 These bodies are born with parts called ovaries that make the eggs needed to make babies.

02:30:09.000 When a person with ovaries is born, that person has all the eggs they will ever need to make babies.

02:30:15.000 Okay?

02:30:17.000 I'm semi-okay with everything so far.

02:30:19.000 Penises can belong to people who are cisgender boys and men.

02:30:23.000 I don't think like this can belong to, because now it sounds like my penis belongs to someone else.

02:30:28.000 I guess it does.

02:30:29.000 But they can also belong to people who are transgender girls and women and non-binary people too.

02:30:34.000 People who have penises are usually assigned male at birth.

02:30:37.000 These bodies are born with parts that can make millions of sperm, which are needed to make a baby.

02:30:41.000 Sperm are made of the testicles, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

02:30:44.000 Yeah, that wasn't there.

02:30:45.000 That wasn't a very good letter.

02:30:46.000 I mean, it's fucking gross that they're teaching this, but it doesn't say anything like, if you have a secret, then your parents don't need to know.

02:30:55.000 Your secret is safe with me.

02:30:58.000 Admittedly, I'm a big Bass Nectar fan, even when not under the influence of MDMA.

02:31:03.000 While his stepaway from music was because of that lawsuit, which in my opinion is MoneyGraham, is disappointing.

02:31:09.000 I can't help but laugh because the dude is a massive BLM feminist libtard who absolutely despises Trump and conservatives.

02:31:16.000 A lot of his mostly liberal fans have totally renounced him and labeled him a pedo.

02:31:20.000 I love it when they eat their own, even if it's at my expense.

02:31:23.000 That being said, I think he's possibly the greatest artist of my generation, and I'll reserve judgment for the end of the lawsuit.

02:31:33.000 God damn it, MS-13 are not fucking Mexican, you boob.

02:31:36.000 Do five seconds Of research.

02:31:38.000 They are currently at odds in the prison system because they won't fall in line with the Mexican mafia because they're not fucking Mexican.

02:31:45.000 Yeah, the origins of MS-13 is, I believe, El Salvador, and they are at war with the Mexican mafia, but there are Mexican members of MS-13.

02:31:56.000 Are there Mexicans in MS-13?

02:32:03.000 You fucking boob.

02:32:10.000 Yeah, it's active in Mexico.

02:32:12.000 Central America, Mexico, United States.

02:32:19.000 It says it's not a Mexican gang.

02:32:22.000 They're from El Salvador.

02:32:25.000 But do they have any Mexicans in them?

02:32:30.000 And the truce, they have a truce.

02:32:32.000 They're working on a truce and form new alliances with Mexico's Las Zetas.

02:32:38.000 See.

02:32:40.000 Yes, some other criminal EV actor gangs in Mexico include Beltan, La Java, Cartel, the Girl Cartel, and so forth and so forth.

02:32:48.000 Yeah, the fucking arrogance of these people who write in is amazing.

02:32:54.000 I recently came across a map that shows rape stats from around the world.

02:32:56.000 I've included it as an attachment for Ryan to show.

02:32:59.000 The levels of rape in Scandinavia are absolutely insane for the Western world.

02:33:03.000 What is going on?

02:33:04.000 The two comparable countries are South Africa and Botswana.

02:33:07.000 Why is nobody talking about this?

02:33:10.000 Yeah, Scandinavia is bursting with refugees, and the refugees are going on a rape bender because they're not used to seeing women show their hair, and they're not used to seeing blonde hair.

02:33:21.000 They also look at porn, which is against their religion, but they break the rules.

02:33:25.000 And their experience with blonde women is these are whores that like to get face fucked.

02:33:30.000 So they go, oh, okay.

02:33:32.000 I just moved into horror central.

02:33:36.000 Is there a chance that America's stats are so high because of not false rape allegations, but college rape sort of allegations, like regretted rape, and then also statutory rape?

02:33:50.000 Do those account for this?

02:33:52.000 Yeah.

02:33:52.000 I wish we knew.

02:33:53.000 I don't think so.

02:33:54.000 Also, you've got to look at the culture of the countries.

02:33:58.000 They're saying that's one of the darkest reds.

02:34:03.000 So you're saying it's the darkness of the country that decides how...

02:34:08.000 No, no, no, no.

02:34:10.000 The color red, specifically for this graph.

02:34:15.000 Someone wants us to see Fred Armison, who they call Fred Armistead, says, get off my lawn on Portlandia.

02:34:23.000 Okay, that might be a drop.

02:34:25.000 I don't know.

02:34:26.000 Let's check it out.

02:34:29.000 Ever uttered the phrase get off my lawn?

02:34:33.000 No, I'm not.

02:34:33.000 Okay.

02:34:34.000 I mean, yeah, I've said, but I didn't mean like old man like, get off my lawn.

02:34:39.000 I meant more like, this is my property, so get off my lawn.

02:34:43.000 That's pretty good.

02:34:44.000 I'm not going to sugarcoat this for you.

02:34:46.000 You have early onset grumpiness.

02:34:49.000 What?

02:34:50.000 Early onset.

02:34:51.000 Go back to the beginning part of it?

02:34:53.000 But I didn't mean like old man.

02:34:56.000 Not beginning, beginning.

02:35:09.000 Apparently, that guy's a treasure trove, and somebody at the meet and greet said, you have to just look up anything from him.

02:35:16.000 It won't stop the drops.

02:35:19.000 Yeah.

02:35:20.000 People's faces when they wait in line, it's like, it's just, are you going to eat or to stand quietly?

02:35:27.000 Have you ever uttered the phrase, get off my lawn?

02:35:29.000 No.

02:35:30.000 Okay.

02:35:31.000 I mean, yeah, I've said, but I didn't mean like old man, like, get off my lawn.

02:35:36.000 I meant more like, this is my property, so get off my lawn.

02:35:40.000 I'm not going to sugarcoat this boy.

02:35:41.000 That's definitely a dry onset grumpiness.

02:35:44.000 Last letter from a guy named Dougie.

02:35:48.000 He says, Ari the Rugged Man was right.

02:35:50.000 Since you just re-upped the debate with Ari and Jared Till, I thought I'd let you know that Ari was right.

02:35:55.000 That Africa is just in a bad place temporarily right now, and they will eventually invent everything.

02:36:00.000 Here are Africans inventing a little something called an airplane.

02:36:03.000 This is their Wright brothers moment.

02:36:05.000 Notice how much more advanced on his prototype is over the Wright brothers.

02:36:09.000 This one has shocks and utilizes a ramp.

02:36:12.000 Sorry to bring you this terrible news, but it only took a few years, and now Mr. Taylor had been beat the fucked out by the smartest white rapper from Long Island.

02:36:20.000 I like the shocks.

02:36:21.000 Let's see it from the from the Zim from the Bini Ning.

02:36:31.000 There we go.

02:36:36.000 Good quality engines.

02:36:45.000 And we are off to the heavens.

02:36:53.000 You are off to heaven, but I don't know if that's how you wanted to get.

02:36:58.000 I did not see that coming.

02:37:00.000 Wow.

02:37:02.000 I just assumed it would be soaring off into outer space.

02:37:05.000 All right, let's get to the fucking male.

02:37:09.000 I mean, sorry, the final video.

02:37:27.000 I got two for you today because I don't want to end on this one, but I do want you to see it.

02:37:32.000 Diabetics, especially when they're obese, they have circulation problems, and as they get older, they lose their fingers and their toes.

02:37:40.000 Some of them lose all their toes, and they still have to go to the bathroom like anyone else.

02:37:45.000 And sometimes, if they're obese, they get kind of hot and they'd rather just take their pants off.

02:37:50.000 And the result is fucking weird.

02:37:57.000 Are you pooping?

02:38:03.000 Hello?

02:38:06.000 I know you're pooping.

02:38:10.000 It smells good.

02:38:14.000 He's nude.

02:38:15.000 He's got his underwear off, too.

02:38:17.000 Yo, bug.

02:38:18.000 That guy has had enough problems in his life.

02:38:20.000 Can you fucking leave him alone, please?

02:38:22.000 Jesus.

02:38:23.000 Talk about punching down.

02:38:25.000 There's one guy that doesn't deserve to be hassled.

02:38:27.000 It's the tolless, obese man with diabetes who can't shit if he's not nude.

02:38:34.000 This poor guy is antagonized by sugar.

02:38:36.000 Yeah.

02:38:37.000 And now he needs you, fucking.

02:38:39.000 God's already picked on this guy enough.

02:38:41.000 All right, let's end with this one.

02:38:42.000 I thought this was cool.

02:38:43.000 It's a storm-themed spa room.

02:38:56.000 That lightning reminds me of something crazy.

02:38:59.000 Okay, I'm reluctant to say this because you're going to think I've lost my mind, but God has been talking to me recently.

02:39:05.000 That doesn't sound crazy to me.

02:39:07.000 It's one of the craziest things I believe.

02:39:09.000 It's up there with me thinking heroin is the devil, and it's not a metaphor.

02:39:13.000 It's literally the devil.

02:39:16.000 It started with the Kentucky Derby.

02:39:19.000 I'm shocked I'm saying this, but I'm just going to say it because it's the truth.

02:39:22.000 The truth will set you free.

02:39:24.000 And I'm not sure if he wants me telling you, but we'll see if I get a cold after this.

02:39:31.000 I saw the horse with Woodford Reserve on it, and something in my head just said, he's going to win.

02:39:37.000 And then in my head, it said, God favors the brave.

02:39:42.000 Right?

02:39:43.000 That's not the saying.

02:39:44.000 The saying is nature favors the brave.

02:39:46.000 But in my head, I heard God favors the brave.

02:39:48.000 And that guy went on to beat the odds like 100 to 1 or some shit.

02:39:52.000 And he won the Kentucky Derby.

02:39:54.000 I could have bet on it.

02:39:55.000 I'm not in it for the money, God.

02:39:57.000 And then I had other shit happening to me where I felt like it was a message from God.

02:40:01.000 Like I heard a song about a guy talking about his, oh, yeah, it was the Bruce Springsteen thing where he goes, man, turns his back on his family.

02:40:10.000 Well, he just ain't no good.

02:40:13.000 And it's about a guy and his brother, and he's a cop, but his brother's a criminal.

02:40:16.000 And I thought, oh, my, I haven't checked in my brother in a long time.

02:40:19.000 And I called him, and he was in a pretty bad predicament that I think I helped get him out of, but he needed my help.

02:40:27.000 That was another weird one.

02:40:29.000 And then I told you about that dream I had, right?

02:40:32.000 Where I was working a backhoe to fix a road, and the road's all ripped up, and I come back, and I got a fucking $170 ticket.

02:40:40.000 So I spend the rest of the dream trying to argue that I shouldn't get this ticket.

02:40:45.000 And then two different baby monsters, one of them, Robbie, says, you know, you got $170 ticket.

02:40:51.000 That's about how many weeks Max and John got.

02:40:55.000 And both baby monsters said, a road is an infrastructure.

02:41:00.000 It's how you get people to a place.

02:41:03.000 It's how you help people move and progress and live a fruitful life and correspond.

02:41:10.000 And you've been working on that and you feel like someone's out to get you and you keep getting these tickets.

02:41:16.000 But keep working on the road is what God was saying.

02:41:18.000 Now it's going to get crazier.

02:41:21.000 So I'm reading that on the plane on the way to Orlando from this other chick who says, I think God was talking to you in the dreams.

02:41:27.000 In fact, she was so confident.

02:41:29.000 Oh my God, I'm almost crying right now.

02:41:33.000 She goes, exciting times.

02:41:41.000 I can buy you a minute.

02:41:42.000 I dropped the needle and it landed on that same line.

02:41:46.000 Man turned his back on his family, ain't no good.

02:41:49.000 Well, maybe you Googled it before.

02:41:50.000 No, I didn't.

02:41:51.000 I just dropped the needle.

02:41:55.000 Oh, I see.

02:41:55.000 Where you topped the needle in the song.

02:41:57.000 Yeah, it played.

02:41:58.000 It was on the line.

02:42:01.000 So then I say to her, I describe her.

02:42:08.000 My best friend's dying.

02:42:16.000 I'm mocking Steven Crowder for crying on his show about his dog, and here I am crying.

02:42:20.000 So I said to her, I'm looking out the window, and I'm seeing the sun go through the clouds in a really majestic way right now.

02:42:29.000 As I was typing that, this happened.

02:42:31.000 And lightnings flickered in the crowds, in the clouds, in the sunset.

02:42:36.000 So then I went back into the paragraph and I said, the sunset is shooting through the clouds as lightning flickers.

02:42:46.000 And then I added a paragraph.

02:42:47.000 I go, actually, to be totally honest, when I wrote that first paragraph, there was no lightning.

02:42:51.000 I had to go back and add it because it happened as I was typing to you.

02:42:57.000 And then she goes, this is exciting.

02:42:58.000 Wow.

02:43:03.000 Get fired.

02:43:04.000 Get in trouble.

02:43:05.000 Be brave.

02:43:06.000 And never stop crying.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - June 28, 2022

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