Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 01, 2022


S4EP136 - HAPPY CANADIAN HARDCORE DAY!


Episode Stats

Length

4 minutes

Words per Minute

156.52174

Word Count

780

Sentence Count

73

Misogynist Sentences

3

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary

It's Canada Day, and we're celebrating with all-Canadian music and a special Canada Day show! Featuring Rush, Bob and Doug McKenzie, Rick Moranis, and Dave Thomas of the band Rush, and the Sex Pistols.


Transcript

00:00:14.000 From New York, it's Get Off My Lawn with Kevin McGuinness!
00:00:20.000 We are now experts in the field, right?
00:00:22.000 Because we're a man now.
00:00:24.000 Well, except for him, I'm a man.
00:00:27.000 Oh, how can you do that?
00:00:28.000 Making me look bad.
00:00:29.000 You're such a hoe tan.
00:00:30.000 Yeah, I want to take off.
00:00:47.000 All right, that was Bob and Doug McKenzie.
00:00:50.000 Take off from the album Great White North.
00:00:54.000 Of course, it wasn't just Bob and Doug McKenzie, which is Rick Moranis and Dave Thomas.
00:00:58.000 It was fucking Getty Lee from Rush.
00:01:01.000 You know what I love about this album?
00:01:04.000 It was part of the Canadian, look at they got the Canadian content certification.
00:01:08.000 SCTV, when they started getting big, they go, we got to serve the Canadian content laws.
00:01:14.000 So put some more Canadian content in there.
00:01:16.000 And they go, what?
00:01:17.000 It is Canadian.
00:01:18.000 It's a Canadian show filmed in Canada by Canadians.
00:01:21.000 They go, can you just make it more?
00:01:22.000 And they go, okay, how about this fuck?
00:01:23.000 And they just had two hose heads, two hosers.
00:01:27.000 You know what the name hoser comes from?
00:01:30.000 When you're making an ice rink in your backyard, the dad's got to sit there for hours and hours with the hose, just like watering it down, try to make an ice rink.
00:01:38.000 So they would call Canadian rednecks hosers.
00:01:40.000 I call them good dads.
00:01:42.000 Fuck.
00:01:43.000 Anyway, yeah, let's start the Canada Day show, an all-Canadian music special.
00:01:51.000 We got all kinds of great jams for you today.
00:01:54.000 So you can fucking party.
00:01:58.000 Yeah, it's July 1st, Canada Day.
00:02:02.000 Can we call it Day of Canada?
00:02:03.000 That's a lot easier to say.
00:02:05.000 I think there's going to be a lot of crackdowns in fucking Ottawa today.
00:02:09.000 Because Trudeau is fogging pissed about the trucker convoy.
00:02:14.000 That's like a major scar, a major thorn in his side.
00:02:19.000 So I'm hearing talk of like raising fines.
00:02:23.000 No flags allowed, I heard talk of.
00:02:27.000 That used to be the funnest thing.
00:02:28.000 You know what we'd do?
00:02:29.000 We'd start in Ottawa.
00:02:30.000 Ottawa is right on the border of Quebec, eh?
00:02:32.000 So you'd fucking party down there in Ottawa, walk to Hull.
00:02:36.000 It's just over the bridge.
00:02:37.000 It's funny, too, because as a kid, Hull is Quebec, but it's just over the bridge.
00:02:42.000 So we would just walk over there, and the drinking age was 18.
00:02:46.000 So we could drink like a year earlier in Ontario.
00:02:49.000 It's 19.
00:02:50.000 So anyway, on the big day, you'd dress up like an idiot, big flag around your neck.
00:02:54.000 You'd walk to Hull.
00:02:56.000 You'd wait in the lineup because there's lineups at all the beer stores.
00:03:00.000 They sell beers at, they're called Depanares, but it's bodegas.
00:03:05.000 You'd fucking be drinking in the lineup, too.
00:03:07.000 And then we'd walk back with our beers in our backpack getting wasted.
00:03:11.000 One time, Pete Sabo tackled this dude.
00:03:13.000 He's like, what's up, buddy?
00:03:15.000 He tackled a guy, like hugged him, a stranger.
00:03:18.000 The guy fell.
00:03:20.000 You know what was in the guy's backpack?
00:03:23.000 Quay.
00:03:24.000 A baby.
00:03:25.000 He had one of them baby backpacks.
00:03:26.000 Like the little kid up.
00:03:28.000 The kid fell out.
00:03:29.000 That's fucking bad.
00:03:30.000 We're like, Pete, don't do that.
00:03:32.000 Fuck.
00:03:33.000 Don't tackle dudes with babies.
00:03:36.000 And then another time, Andrew Geddes, his outfit was like a sailor boy fag.
00:03:43.000 He had knee-high socks and a little sailor suit like a little kid would have with a little flap on the back and a little captain hat and little knee-high socks with little blue shoes.
00:03:52.000 It was hilarious in a gang, but he got stranded from the pack.
00:03:59.000 He got separated from us.
00:04:01.000 So then he takes off, he's trying to like cool it up.
00:04:06.000 So he pushed his socks down, so they were by his ankles, and he took the hat off and tried to seem a little more less sailor boy.
00:04:14.000 Holy fuck, that was funny.
00:04:16.000 But that whole tradition looks like it's in jeopardy now.
00:04:19.000 Because of Trudeau, fuck.
00:04:23.000 I want to talk about Canadian bands because no one ever does, and there's some fucking really great bands out there.
00:04:28.000 But the problem with Canadian rock, of course, is this exact problem.
00:04:32.000 The Canadian content rules.
00:04:34.000 Where it's got to be 40, 60%.
00:04:39.000 I used to work at a radio station there, CKCU, started by Dan Aykroyd.
00:04:44.000 And I did the punk show.
00:04:46.000 But I'd have to play SNFU 10 times so I could play the Sex Pistols once.
00:04:52.000 And it made for a lot of shitty music.
00:04:55.000 Do you have that montage ready?
00:04:56.000 I don't want to play the shitty music because I don't want you to get the wrong impression.