Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - S4EP137 - JULY FOURTH IS TRUMP DAY

00:00:25.000 You know how much you love it when you get it in the morning.

00:00:28.000 Give a f about the budget when you want me to be the subject.

00:00:31.000 But it's nothing when you flippin' just they fuck it.

00:00:33.000 Cause you walking out in public and you hear them talking rubbish.

00:00:36.000 I just wanna rise ride through the city in a cup, bitch. 1.00

00:00:40.000 I'm a big butt, bitch. 1.00

00:00:41.000 I'm working my nuts, kiss.

00:00:46.000 What up?

00:00:50.000 Welcome to the July 4th Donald Trump special.

00:00:55.000 Just got a disturbing email from a baby monster.

00:00:58.000 Remember when I said, I don't want your presents?

00:00:59.000 I just threw them away.

00:01:01.000 What really happened was I forgot them.

00:01:04.000 We were rushed out of there and Nick Oakes was there and I was like, oh shit, come over here.

00:01:10.000 You got to go.

00:01:10.000 I got to go.

00:01:11.000 And I forgot to grab the book and some shirts and stuff.

00:01:15.000 But that's not funny.

00:01:16.000 So I said, I don't want your fucking presents.

00:01:18.000 Fuck you.

00:01:18.000 That was more amusing.

00:01:21.000 One of the guys who gave me the thing is driving back.

00:01:24.000 They're listening to the show.

00:01:25.000 He drove nine hours with his family.

00:01:28.000 And he brought one of the, I don't know what it was, shirt or a book or something.

00:01:32.000 And I'm like, they're all listening in the car, the whole family.

00:01:35.000 And I'm like, fuck you.

00:01:36.000 I don't want your gay shit. 1.00

00:01:39.000 And it's just silence.

00:01:41.000 Like, whoop.

00:01:44.000 Is there a way the venue could send it?

00:01:47.000 No.

00:01:48.000 Anyway.

00:01:50.000 Sorry about that.

00:01:52.000 But I forgot.

00:01:54.000 And I changed the story to be a funnier story.

00:01:57.000 This show is not about that, though.

00:01:58.000 This show is about all fun stuff.

00:02:01.000 All Trump all day.

00:02:03.000 So we've got a few categories here.

00:02:05.000 We're going to look at his awesome nicknames, his fantastic tweets, our favorite moments.

00:02:12.000 I still can't find that's a dude.

00:02:14.000 Yeah, that's tough.

00:02:16.000 That's tough.

00:02:17.000 He's not an easy guy to Google.

00:02:19.000 There's a lot of shit there.

00:02:21.000 His predictions that came true, all the hoaxes around him.

00:02:26.000 From the steering wheel to the fine people hoax, and the insurrection is a hoax.

00:02:32.000 And then we'll look at some letters and fucking get back to partying. 0.95

00:02:37.000 But if we are partying, please don't let me do shots or coke.

00:02:41.000 All right?

00:02:41.000 It's a whole different world.

00:02:43.000 A beer buzz, the next day you wake up and you're like, I think I can hack it.

00:02:49.000 Every other buzz, the next day is AIDS, especially at 51.

00:02:56.000 Recovering from visiting Max and John took me a week.

00:03:00.000 It was literally worse than COVID.

00:03:02.000 I've had COVID, I think, twice now.

00:03:05.000 And it's a rough day.

00:03:08.000 Rougher hangover.

00:03:09.000 I had COVID too.

00:03:11.000 Oh, my God, I forgot.

00:03:12.000 We have Donald Trump in the studio, ladies and gentlemen.

00:03:15.000 Well, I'm happy to be here.

00:03:16.000 Let me just say, because I'm a big fan.

00:03:18.000 I could tell that you're a fan of Donald Trump, too.

00:03:21.000 You're a big Finn?

00:03:22.000 Big Finn.

00:03:24.000 You're from Finland?

00:03:25.000 People don't know that, but I did theancestry.com and the...

00:03:28.000 23andMe, right?

00:03:30.000 I thought your mom was Scottish.

00:03:32.000 Well, we won't get into it, but we're not going to get into it.

00:03:35.000 We're also not going to get into it.

00:03:37.000 But yes, happy to be here, Gavin, and I'm honored to have a show.

00:03:41.000 All about me.

00:03:42.000 Wow.

00:03:44.000 We chose the right guy, sir, because everything about you is awesome.

00:03:47.000 So let's start just right out of the gate with a compilation of some of what other people consider your best moments.

00:03:57.000 I am officially running for President of the United States.

00:04:04.000 It's Dr. Second here.

00:04:06.000 And we are going.

00:04:07.000 I should have introduced this a little bit better.

00:04:11.000 Donald Trump is the greatest president of the United States since George Washington.

00:04:16.000 Why is that?

00:04:17.000 Why do we love him so much?

00:04:19.000 Are we stupid?

00:04:20.000 Are we in a cult?

00:04:21.000 Is it because he's racist and we're racist?

00:04:24.000 Or is it because he's sexist?

00:04:25.000 Is it because he grabs pussies? 0.98

00:04:27.000 No.

00:04:28.000 America, culturally, had been on a pretty good trajectory from the day I was born, 1970, after Martin Luther King was shot.

00:04:38.000 We've been getting better and better and better.

00:04:42.000 Reagan's era, things were really cooking.

00:04:46.000 Then we had some stinkers.

00:04:48.000 We had the Bushes, which are a weird monarchy that ran the country for a while. 0.97

00:04:53.000 Clinton wasn't bad.

00:04:55.000 I like Bill Clinton.

00:04:56.000 He's fiscally conservative.

00:04:57.000 That's all I really want out of anyone.

00:04:59.000 I don't care where he sticks his cigars.

00:05:03.000 Then we had a tragedy strike.

00:05:06.000 And it wasn't 9-11.

00:05:08.000 It was worse.

00:05:09.000 It was called Barack Obama.

00:05:11.000 Barack Obama's damage to America culturally is possibly irreparable.

00:05:17.000 What he did was he wiped out the past 50 years, the past half a century of progress, and said, America's racist.

00:05:26.000 It's a hellhole.

00:05:27.000 Why did he do that?

00:05:28.000 Because he's black? 0.70

00:05:28.000 No, he's not black. 0.70

00:05:30.000 He's a bitch. 1.00

00:05:31.000 He's his mother.

00:05:32.000 He's a communist.

00:05:33.000 He's the single mom, communist academic, liberal.

00:05:37.000 And their culture is all about hate, self-hatred, ethnomasochism, Western anti-chauvinism, hating on this country.

00:05:46.000 And, you know, he went, he changed NASA into a thing that goes around the world telling Arabs they did a great job.

00:05:52.000 And you've got Michelle Obama saying, when Barack was elected, it was the first time she's ever proud of her country.

00:05:58.000 Like, her dad was a fucking gimp. 1.00

00:06:00.000 And he busted his ass and stayed with the family, gave her a nice normal name like Michelle.

00:06:06.000 And she was never proud of this country.

00:06:09.000 Her dad worked in transit.

00:06:11.000 And because he's a hard worker, we don't care if you're a black gimp. 1.00

00:06:13.000 Come on in, work hard.

00:06:15.000 And she's like, fuck this place.

00:06:16.000 What did she say?

00:06:17.000 Be better, be better.

00:06:19.000 All of a sudden, shame started permeating the proudest country in the world.

00:06:25.000 All of a sudden, we stole this land from the Indians and it was built By slaves, and America's not great. 0.99

00:06:33.000 America should be ashamed of itself.

00:06:35.000 That is as culturally impossible as it is for Britain to say we never should have had pubs.

00:06:47.000 What have we done with pubs?

00:06:48.000 They are horrible.

00:06:49.000 Let's have prohibition and burn all the distilleries and end pub culture. 0.98

00:06:55.000 These explosions of bullshit.

00:06:58.000 It is like telling Indians that they can't have spice anymore.

00:07:03.000 It's like telling the Congolese that they can no longer jump up and down and rub cow shit on their face. 1.00

00:07:12.000 I don't know what they do over there.

00:07:14.000 It's probably not cool.

00:07:17.000 And that was just a weird, it was as ridiculous as Prohibition in a way.

00:07:22.000 It was just a weird cultural shift where all of a sudden it was identity politics and it was trans and it was all this stuff.

00:07:29.000 And now your race defined you and now your sexual proclivity defined you.

00:07:35.000 And America got into this. 0.62

00:07:37.000 That's why we have Drag Queen Story Hour. 1.00

00:07:39.000 It's why we have this pathetic education where people are coming out from college stupider than when they went in.

00:07:46.000 And Barack Obama's mentality and his supporters, the culture they pushed was, look, you fucked up.

00:07:55.000 And all you can do now is apologize and try to give me stuff to make it better.

00:07:58.000 And you go, that doesn't feel right.

00:08:01.000 But a lot of people went along with it.

00:08:03.000 It felt unusual, though.

00:08:04.000 Like, imagine, assuming most of you are straight, imagine someone said, you got to be gay tomorrow.

00:08:08.000 And you're like, all right.

00:08:10.000 I'll even kiss the men.

00:08:12.000 You're kissing a guy.

00:08:14.000 And you go, this isn't me.

00:08:16.000 I don't, I'm not in.

00:08:18.000 This feels wrong.

00:08:19.000 And I'm, I did this too.

00:08:21.000 Like, when we first started getting told we suck and we're evil and white men are evil.

00:08:24.000 I'm like, oh, really?

00:08:26.000 Okay.

00:08:26.000 That sounds wrong.

00:08:28.000 Let me check.

00:08:30.000 It says here, invented everything.

00:08:35.000 And I never cared.

00:08:38.000 I love when Tucker said it.

00:08:39.000 He goes, when I was a kid, if there was a black kid named Brian, he was just Brian.

00:08:43.000 Now he's black Brian. 0.84

00:08:46.000 So we never did identity politics.

00:08:48.000 You made it all about that.

00:08:49.000 We looked it up.

00:08:50.000 White people aren't that bad. 1.00

00:08:51.000 They're pretty good.

00:08:53.000 And I don't want to play in the fucking race pool with you. 0.51

00:08:57.000 I want to play in the merit pool, which is the way shit used to be from 1970 to the 80s.

00:09:04.000 And then this guy comes along, a regular Joe, a New Yorker with a smart ass attitude, a fuck you attitude.

00:09:13.000 And he goes, nah, we're not doing that.

00:09:15.000 We're not saying anchor baby.

00:09:16.000 No, we're not doing shame.

00:09:17.000 No, we didn't fuck up.

00:09:19.000 This place is great.

00:09:20.000 Let's make America great again.

00:09:22.000 And what he means by that is, let's cut out all of this Obama shit, all this nerds rule, anti-bullying, like you are what you eat.

00:09:34.000 You are your sexual identity. 0.69

00:09:35.000 You are your race.

00:09:36.000 He goes, no, we're not doing that.

00:09:38.000 We're going back to just work hard and do a good job.

00:09:42.000 And it worked.

00:09:44.000 And the fucking pussies were furious. 0.99

00:09:48.000 Because losers like Patton Oswalt and all these libs of TikTok and these fucking professors that no one likes and like Alan Froyer last night, or sorry, Thursday night and Terry Gross.

00:10:01.000 They finally were not the losers.

00:10:03.000 They managed to bully their way to the top.

00:10:04.000 We were under the tyranny of the shrill minority, the oppressed, the fucking nerds. 0.95

00:10:09.000 It was Revenge of the Nerds.

00:10:11.000 We've been living in Revenge of the Nerds.

00:10:13.000 They went apoplectic because no one wants to give power away, especially when they've just got their first taste of it.

00:10:20.000 So there was a backlash like never before.

00:10:24.000 It was screaming hysteria.

00:10:26.000 They weren't the majority, but if you break up with a girl and say you live in an apartment building, right?

00:10:33.000 And she is so psycho, she keeps smashing the front windows of the apartment building. 1.00

00:10:37.000 Eventually the landlord, if he has no merit, he's going to go, dude, you got to move out.

00:10:42.000 This crazy bitch, even though she's just one person, is ruining it for the whole building. 1.00

00:10:47.000 And that's why Trump lost, besides stealing the election.

00:10:51.000 That's why we're in this shithole, because these shrill losers who finally got attention and got to bud their way to the front of the line don't want to give it up. 1.00

00:10:59.000 This swamp doesn't want to be drained.

00:11:02.000 So that's why we love Trump, because he is a true American, and a true American is proud.

00:11:08.000 A true American doesn't apologize.

00:11:11.000 And here's what I love about America the most.

00:11:13.000 A true American is fun.

00:11:15.000 That's what I said in Orlando.

00:11:18.000 I wasn't that mad when they took this gun away or made this law or started infringing on speech a little bit.

00:11:26.000 I didn't mind at first.

00:11:27.000 I was dumb.

00:11:28.000 You know, it was like being boiled alive, right?

00:11:30.000 You don't notice when they turn the heat up slowly.

00:11:34.000 Actually, I think I'd notice.

00:11:37.000 You know that whole like a frog boiling, you turn it up a little bit?

00:11:40.000 You ever been in a hot tub and you're like, dude, this sucks.

00:11:42.000 I got to get out of here.

00:11:43.000 I'm going to fucking faint.

00:11:44.000 I hate hot tubs.

00:11:45.000 Anyway, then I noticed they were killing comedy and they were killing fun and they were killing nuance and they were killing art and movies.

00:11:55.000 And I went, all right, now I'm mad.

00:11:58.000 Now I'm mad because I love fun.

00:12:00.000 And that's what I love about Trump, that he's fun.

00:12:04.000 So, you know, I did an article, an interview with ABC News, and they brought up this thing and they brought up all this stuff that could be construed as negative.

00:12:13.000 For example, they brought up me saying, most Muslims are a bunch of toothless hillbilly inbreds who fuck their first cousin and, you know, eat out of the garbage and fuck goats or whatever.

00:12:27.000 And I did say that, generally, I'm paraphrasing.

00:12:30.000 But she left out the first part where I said, everyone sees Appalachian hillbillies as these toothless inbreds who fuck goats and blah, blah, blah. 1.00

00:12:39.000 Ever checked out the Middle East?

00:12:40.000 And then I do the exact same description of hillbillies on radical Islam, right?

00:12:45.000 She cut out the first part.

00:12:47.000 Now, her point was that I shouldn't ever allow myself to be taken out of context.

00:12:53.000 Everything I say should be gray and uncancelable and unmanipulable.

00:13:01.000 And I said to her, no, no, I want to do that analogy with the Hillbillies and Radical Islam. 0.78

00:13:05.000 I don't want to have all these caveats around everything.

00:13:08.000 That's taking away nuance, that's taking away color, that's taking away fun, art, beauty.

00:13:14.000 I like the language to be rude and have some kick to it. 1.00

00:13:18.000 So, no, I'm not doing this because it has been interpreted as a Nazi symbol.

00:13:23.000 And that's what, I mean, my favorite thing of Trump, and we'll get to it in a bit, was just anchor baby.

00:13:30.000 Can you stop saying anchor baby?

00:13:32.000 Can you please say undocumented citizen of people that are just trying to be good people and are from Mexico originally?

00:13:38.000 No, I'm just anchor baby.

00:13:40.000 And that's what I said to ABC News.

00:13:42.000 No, I'm not.

00:13:43.000 I'm not sitting with perpetual fear of nuance.

00:13:46.000 Now I'm going to call it double anchor baby.

00:13:49.000 You really done it now.

00:13:51.000 You got to double down, Gavin.

00:13:54.000 Sure.

00:13:56.000 All right.

00:13:56.000 So that's the intro we need before we talk about how fucking awesome this dude is.

00:14:01.000 And we are going to make our country great again.

00:14:07.000 When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best.

00:14:11.000 That's just a fact.

00:14:11.000 They're not sending you.

00:14:13.000 They're not sending you.

00:14:15.000 They're sending people that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us.

00:14:22.000 They're bringing drugs.

00:14:24.000 They're bringing crime.

00:14:25.000 They're rapists.

00:14:26.000 Who's number one with Hispanics? 1.00

00:14:28.000 Trump.

00:14:29.000 Yes, you told me about that earlier.

00:14:31.000 I love the Mexican people in their spirit.

00:14:33.000 But the country of Mexico is killing us. 1.00

00:14:36.000 I want to build a wall.

00:14:37.000 I'm going to build a wall.

00:14:38.000 By the way, what is this compilation?

00:14:40.000 This is NBC or something, right?

00:14:43.000 Global news.

00:14:44.000 That's Canada.

00:14:45.000 So what you're supposed to be shocked by is this is like the worst.

00:14:51.000 Like when he said they're sending rapists.

00:14:54.000 88% of the women crossing the border get raped.

00:15:01.000 So these are hate facts, I'm afraid.

00:15:05.000 And in Canada, hate, the truth is no excuse.

00:15:09.000 You can still be arrested by the Human Rights Commission for saying something that's true, just if it offends a particular group.

00:15:18.000 And Mexico will pay for the war.

00:15:22.000 But we have some bad umbres here, and we're going to get them out.

00:15:25.000 And it's really weak to call John McCain a loser because he was a patron.

00:15:29.000 I never called him.

00:15:29.000 I don't call him.

00:15:30.000 That is outrageous.

00:15:31.000 He's an American hero.

00:15:32.000 I don't like losers.

00:15:34.000 But, but, Frank, Frank, let me get to him.

00:15:36.000 He hit me.

00:15:37.000 He's not a war hero.

00:15:38.000 He's a war hero.

00:15:39.000 He's a war hero.

00:15:39.000 Five and a half years.

00:15:40.000 He's a war hero because he was captured.

00:15:42.000 I like people that weren't captured, okay?

00:15:44.000 I hate to tell you.

00:15:45.000 And then I watched this idiot Lindsey Graham on television today, and he calls me a jackass. 0.96

00:15:50.000 He's a jackass.

00:15:51.000 Just stop, stop, stop.

00:15:53.000 Have you heard this talk that McCain wasn't captured?

00:15:56.000 I've never heard that, no.

00:15:58.000 Yeah.

00:15:59.000 There's a whole thing.

00:16:00.000 I don't know how verifiable it is, but that he was just staying in an apartment.

00:16:05.000 It was all set up by his father.

00:16:07.000 He's really well connected, and this is all a ruse.

00:16:10.000 Big if true.

00:16:11.000 I think he's also from Kenya.

00:16:14.000 We've got to see the birth certificate.

00:16:16.000 Oh, I believe that Obama was not born in America.

00:16:21.000 So true.

00:16:22.000 Actually, the same guy who told me the McCain thing also said he's seen the birth certificate, and it doesn't look like the others, other Hawaiian birth certificates.

00:16:29.000 Man of the toupee.

00:16:32.000 This is on the front page of the New York Times.

00:16:35.000 I don't wear a toupee.

00:16:38.000 I'll prove.

00:16:42.000 I'll prove once and for all that it's mine, okay?

00:16:46.000 Remember Jimmy Fallon tussled his hair on this show?

00:16:52.000 And then people went, you humanized him.

00:16:54.000 I believe it is.

00:16:55.000 You humanized him.

00:16:56.000 And then Jimmy Fallon went through this like, stop, this soul-searching thing.

00:17:02.000 He's in New York Magazine, sitting on top of the Radio City Music Hall sign outside.

00:17:06.000 What the fuck are you doing up there?

00:17:07.000 Just going like this.

00:17:07.000 Like, what the fuck have I done?

00:17:08.000 I got Trump elected.

00:17:11.000 Like, he was in shit for treating Trump like a human being.

00:17:15.000 Okay.

00:17:20.000 I believe it is.

00:17:20.000 Thank you.

00:17:22.000 I have such respect for women. 0.99

00:17:24.000 I cherish women.

00:17:26.000 You've called women you don't like fat pigs, dogs, slobs, and disgusting animals. 0.51

00:17:33.000 Your Twitter account?

00:17:34.000 Only Rosie O'Donnell. 0.90

00:17:37.000 I love the women. 1.00

00:17:38.000 I love that because he can see what she's doing there.

00:17:41.000 Like, women you don't like, fat pigs. 1.00

00:17:43.000 No, he has called a woman a fat pig.

00:17:45.000 That doesn't mean I call women I don't like fat pigs. 0.99

00:17:48.000 So he sees she's fucking around and messing with him.

00:17:51.000 So he messes with her back and refuses to take the question seriously because it's not a serious question.

00:17:59.000 Those are the ones that love me.

00:18:01.000 No, go ahead, Donald.

00:18:02.000 No, I'm a gentleman, Hillary.

00:18:03.000 Go ahead.

00:18:04.000 What I say is what I say.

00:18:06.000 And honestly, Megan, if you don't like it, I'm sorry.

00:18:10.000 I've been very nice to you, although I could probably maybe not be based on the way you have treated me, but I wouldn't do that.

00:18:16.000 You brag that you have sexually assaulted women.

00:18:19.000 Do you understand that?

00:18:20.000 No, I didn't say that at all.

00:18:21.000 I don't think you understood what was said.

00:18:23.000 This was locker room talk.

00:18:25.000 Yes.

00:18:26.000 Every woman, a lot of people.

00:18:27.000 Can you stop?

00:18:28.000 Can you effing believe, I swear to God, I'll mention this on my deathbed, that there was a 100,000-person rally in Washington, D.C. because they're offended by a pussy joke. 0.96

00:18:42.000 That is about as embarrassing as when, what's his name, Rishav Nivav, Dr. Shiva, had that free speech rally and 100,000 Bostonites marched in the streets saying, we don't want hate in Boston.

00:18:57.000 You're facts.

00:18:59.000 It's so gay and embarrassing. 1.00

00:19:02.000 It's embarrassing.

00:19:05.000 I felt embarrassed for all those people.

00:19:07.000 Fucking eight-year-old girls holding signs. 1.00

00:19:09.000 You're not going to grab my pussy. 1.00

00:19:11.000 What?

00:19:12.000 I'll tell you who's going to grab your pussy. 1.00

00:19:13.000 Fucking Drag Queen Story Hour. 1.00

00:19:15.000 Careful who you.

00:19:17.000 You have strange bedfellows there, kid.

00:19:21.000 When they came forward to hurt my campaign.

00:19:24.000 Believe me, she would not be my first choice, that I can tell you.

00:19:29.000 You take a look.

00:19:30.000 Look at her.

00:19:31.000 Look at her words.

00:19:32.000 You tell me what you think.

00:19:34.000 I don't think so.

00:19:35.000 I don't think so.

00:19:37.000 All of these liars will be sued after the election is over.

00:19:42.000 I'm going to take such good care of women's health care issues, you won't even believe it. 1.00

00:19:47.000 Do you believe in punishment for abortion?

00:19:49.000 Yes or no?

00:19:49.000 As a principle?

00:19:50.000 The answer is that there has to be some form of punishment.

00:19:54.000 For the woman.

00:19:55.000 There has to be some form.

00:19:56.000 He's answering the fucking question, honestly.

00:19:58.000 And Global News, their implication there is that abortion is just women's health care.

00:20:06.000 I'm sick.

00:20:07.000 I have a baby.

00:20:08.000 It's not a fucking tumor, Global News.

00:20:12.000 Such a nasty woman. 1.00

00:20:13.000 It's just fun.

00:20:14.000 I have tremendous respect for women. 0.94

00:20:15.000 Have you ever done this?

00:20:16.000 Women have respect for me. 1.00

00:20:18.000 But I'm surging with women. 1.00

00:20:20.000 I think Hillary would be a terrible president. 1.00

00:20:22.000 Well, I think the only card she has is the woman's card. 0.95

00:20:25.000 She's got nothing else going.

00:20:26.000 And frankly, if Hillary Clinton were a man, I don't think she'd get 5% of the vote. 0.96

00:20:31.000 She's a world-class liar. 1.00

00:20:33.000 Just look at her pathetic email server statements. 1.00

00:20:37.000 She's crooked Hillary. 1.00

00:20:38.000 Don't you understand that?

00:20:39.000 All right, that's enough.

00:20:42.000 That's a good segue, though, to the nicknames.

00:20:44.000 That's one of my favorite things about him.

00:20:46.000 His nicknames are so good.

00:20:48.000 And remember when Stephen Oliver, is that his name?

00:20:52.000 John Oliver heard that Trump's original name was Drumpf?

00:20:59.000 And yeah, people on Ellis Island were lazy and Rosh Devonsdovik became Rosh.

00:21:06.000 And so they got sick of spelling out Drumpf.

00:21:09.000 And they made it.

00:21:10.000 That's not the gotcha you think it is, you fucking loser.

00:21:15.000 Conversely, however, whenever Trump came up with a nickname, it was always a masterpiece and it stuck.

00:21:21.000 So without further ado, let's stop this Canadian montage and get into Trump's awesome nicknames.

00:21:30.000 I'm taking the gloves off, right?

00:21:31.000 Yes?

00:21:32.000 Take the glove.

00:21:34.000 Take the gloves.

00:21:36.000 Right?

00:21:37.000 You know, Lion Ted.

00:21:38.000 We call him Lion Ted.

00:21:40.000 That one was pretty good.

00:21:41.000 Pocahontas.

00:21:42.000 That one was magical.

00:21:44.000 Elizabeth Warren.

00:21:45.000 Get at Lil Marco. 1.00

00:21:46.000 And I say, Mandison.

00:21:47.000 And that stuff.

00:21:50.000 And no one ever saw him as anything but Little Marco after that.

00:21:53.000 Also, the Big Ears.

00:21:54.000 He called him Big Ears Marco.

00:21:56.000 Remember that?

00:21:56.000 Now when I look at Marco Rubio, I just see Dumbo the elephant.

00:22:00.000 Melting.

00:22:01.000 I love running against him.

00:22:03.000 Wait, go back.

00:22:03.000 Did he say he looks like he's melting?

00:22:05.000 Something happening with him.

00:22:06.000 And he's like melting.

00:22:08.000 I love running against Crooked Hillary. 1.00

00:22:11.000 I love that.

00:22:12.000 That one could have stuck better.

00:22:23.000 That one didn't stick, but it's good.

00:22:26.000 People don't know Germany enough.

00:22:31.000 Great jazz basic regime for Hillary.

00:22:34.000 When you get right down to it.

00:22:35.000 Look, the email has bad judgment.

00:22:38.000 Also, she's honesty.

00:22:40.000 That's why we call her Crooked Hillary Clinton. 1.00

00:22:43.000 No, but why did she get rid of him?

00:22:45.000 Hillary?

00:22:46.000 This one didn't go anywhere.

00:22:47.000 Rotten Clinton.

00:22:48.000 Hillary Rotten Clinton, you're right? 1.00

00:22:50.000 Not done anything.

00:22:51.000 Just go home, go to sleep, relax.

00:22:55.000 I do believe she is the devil.

00:22:57.000 I think she's murdered, been responsible for the murders of at least 14 people.

00:23:04.000 The devil.

00:23:10.000 Yeah, I know.

00:23:12.000 It used to hurt my feelings.

00:23:13.000 It doesn't anymore.

00:23:15.000 You don't have feelings.

00:23:17.000 You're the devil.

00:23:18.000 Okay, so 1-7 is another montage of quality nicknames.

00:23:27.000 What are your favorites, Ryan?

00:23:29.000 I mean, sorry, Donald Trump.

00:23:31.000 Well, frankly, I've always loved Lion Ted, but he came back around and he supported Donald Trump.

00:23:38.000 And so now we call him Beautiful Ted.

00:23:41.000 He stood right next to me.

00:23:42.000 You'd never believe it.

00:23:44.000 After all the things I said about him, you know, I said, Lion Ted.

00:23:48.000 And your friend Alex Stein, remember when he got in front of Ted Cruz?

00:23:52.000 Oh, yeah.

00:23:53.000 He asked him, he said, how did you stand there after Trump made fun of you and your wife?

00:23:58.000 Because Ted maybe doesn't have a backbone, but I'll tell you what, when he started supporting me, I stood right next to him.

00:24:02.000 I said, we used to call him Lion Ted.

00:24:05.000 He stood right next to me, and I said, now we're going to call him Beautiful Ted.

00:24:09.000 So I renicknamed him right there.

00:24:11.000 He's not beautiful.

00:24:12.000 Like naming a boat.

00:24:13.000 He's like a crow.

00:24:14.000 And then I cracked a bottle of champagne over his head.

00:24:18.000 Okay, that's what I did.

00:24:19.000 All right, go back to the montage there.

00:24:31.000 Moderate?

00:24:31.000 Here's NBC's Andrea Mitchell.

00:24:33.000 Modern?

00:24:34.000 I am the modern man.

00:24:36.000 Here's NBC's Andrea Mitchell. 1.00

00:24:41.000 Modern.

00:24:42.000 Meanest modern.

00:24:43.000 Meanest modern.

00:24:45.000 What the hell is that?

00:24:47.000 I'm going to call you Mumblemouth. 1.00

00:24:49.000 Mumble Mouth.

00:24:50.000 Whatever is.

00:24:51.000 Gumble.

00:24:52.000 Whatever.

00:24:53.000 That's not Brian Gumble.

00:24:54.000 No, it's not.

00:24:55.000 Lester Holt.

00:24:56.000 Yeah, he does all those true crime things, doesn't he?

00:24:59.000 Where all he does is come out and it says hosted by Lester Holt.

00:25:02.000 He just comes out and says, they died and it was horrible.

00:25:05.000 And here's the story.

00:25:06.000 Bye.

00:25:07.000 And then they can have a black guy as the face of the show, even though he doesn't do fucking anything. 0.98

00:25:12.000 Lazy Lester.

00:25:15.000 Lackluster.

00:25:16.000 Lackluster.

00:25:17.000 Oh, that's good.

00:25:18.000 Well.

00:25:19.000 We've seen yet.

00:25:20.000 Here's NBC's Andrea Mitchell. 1.00

00:25:23.000 From the ethnic insults.

00:25:25.000 They're bringing drugs.

00:25:27.000 They're bringing crime.

00:25:28.000 They're rapists.

00:25:29.000 To schoolyard taunts.

00:25:31.000 Biggest deers I've ever seen.

00:25:32.000 A guy with the worst spray tan in America is attacking me.

00:25:36.000 The attacks this year have gone from plain old nasty to flat out crude.

00:25:40.000 You know, Lil Rubio. 0.98

00:25:41.000 He's a very nasty guy.

00:25:43.000 His hands are the size of someone who's 5'2.

00:25:46.000 And you know what they say about men with small hands?

00:25:49.000 Even those you least expected got in on it.

00:25:52.000 Just one thing I got to get this off my chest.

00:25:54.000 Donald Trump is a jerk.

00:25:56.000 It's hard to think of any campaign in modern times.

00:25:58.000 Oh, that was a real good diss.

00:26:00.000 He got you.

00:26:01.000 I got to get this.

00:26:02.000 And look at his fucking quarter zip sweater.

00:26:04.000 I'm sorry.

00:26:05.000 I can't be friends with anyone who wears those.

00:26:07.000 I mean, at least it's on brand, right?

00:26:09.000 Low energy.

00:26:10.000 If I met a guy, because in the suburbs, a lot of the dads wear those.

00:26:14.000 If I met a guy, I would say, can you please take that off?

00:26:16.000 It would be like a Jew, and you show up with a swastika sweater. 0.98

00:26:19.000 It'd be like, look, I understand you're a Nazi, but can you take that off?

00:26:22.000 It's offensive to my people.

00:26:24.000 Like, I cannot tolerate.

00:26:25.000 I will not abide by those fucking sweaters.

00:26:27.000 It's off my chest.

00:26:28.000 Donald Trump is a jerk.

00:26:29.000 It's hard to think of any campaign in modern times where you've had the line with the debate be so raw and angry and getting personal.

00:26:39.000 Undeniably, it is Donald Trump, the most controversial candidate in memory who's driving the tone.

00:26:45.000 Jeb is a low energy person.

00:26:46.000 That's my favorite.

00:26:48.000 That's the winner.

00:26:49.000 Low energy.

00:26:50.000 And that was a fucking curse.

00:26:56.000 He's like a wizard.

00:26:58.000 When you call Jeb Bush low energy Bush, oomph, it like sticks to him like tar.

00:27:05.000 Yeah.

00:27:06.000 He was never anything but I still, if you put Jeb Bush in my head, I hear the words low energy.

00:27:14.000 They're losers.

00:27:15.000 They're losers.

00:27:16.000 His sharpest tool, Twitter.

00:27:18.000 Social media rants sparking a new phrase.

00:27:21.000 Donald is throwing yet another temper tantrum, or if you like, yet another Trumper tantrum.

00:27:26.000 Only once, the personal attacks exploded in Temper tantrum.

00:27:32.000 Possibly Marco Rubio's last chance to stop Trump.

00:27:35.000 He wanted a full-length mirror.

00:27:37.000 Maybe to make sure his pants weren't wet.

00:27:39.000 Little mouth on him.

00:27:40.000 Bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing.

00:27:42.000 He's flying around on Hair Force One and tweeting, it's Rubio.

00:27:48.000 It isn't the first modern campaign to hit below the belt.

00:27:52.000 In 1992, it was 1992.

00:27:54.000 Go back to fucking 1792.

00:27:58.000 Like, the history of politics has always been cutthroat.

00:28:02.000 Go look up the founding fathers.

00:28:04.000 Go look up the first five presidential campaigns in America.

00:28:09.000 It's always been like this, you silly cunt.

00:28:12.000 Fuck, that's the death of our education.

00:28:16.000 Bill Clinton and Al Gore on foreign policy.

00:28:19.000 My dog Millie knows more about foreign affairs than these two people.

00:28:22.000 Whoa, she's really going back in the history books there, all the way to the 90s.

00:28:27.000 Nate Bill Clinton took this shot at then-Senator Obama's experience.

00:28:31.000 This whole thing is the biggest fairy tale I've ever seen.

00:28:34.000 But 2016 has reached a new low.

00:28:37.000 He should sue whoever did that to his face.

00:28:39.000 There have been campaigns that have been called nasty in the past, but the nastiness was over issues.

00:28:45.000 It was not making personal insults against each other.

00:28:48.000 That's not true.

00:28:48.000 This nasty campaigning work?

00:28:50.000 We'll find out tonight.

00:28:51.000 Andrea Mitchell, NBC News.

00:28:53.000 Hey, NBC News fans.

00:28:54.000 Thanks for checking out.

00:28:55.000 NBC News fan.

00:28:57.000 Imagine being an NBC News fan.

00:28:59.000 Go to 1-8.

00:29:00.000 Here's one of my favorite ones.

00:29:01.000 It didn't really stick, but it had its moment in the sun.

00:29:06.000 Standing sort of alone against all of these people.

00:29:09.000 I mean, I saw Adam shift this guy, the watermelon head. 0.93

00:29:12.000 I say, no, he's like a watermelon head.

00:29:15.000 No dummy.

00:29:17.000 No dummy.

00:29:18.000 And he doesn't believe it.

00:29:19.000 But he said the other day.

00:29:20.000 And then there's, of course, Buttage gig with his Alfred E. Newman.

00:29:24.000 And I love that one because they were trying to goad him into saying fag. 0.82

00:29:29.000 I probably would have done that.

00:29:31.000 I would have went, do we really want our first lady to have cum in his beard? 1.00

00:29:36.000 That would have been my line.

00:29:38.000 I should run for president.

00:29:39.000 Issues for Pennsylvania is the survival of your fracking industry.

00:29:43.000 So true.

00:29:44.000 Joe Biden has repeatedly pledged to abolish fracking.

00:29:48.000 He's a liar, okay?

00:29:50.000 He's a liar.

00:29:51.000 How do you do it?

00:29:53.000 How do you do it?

00:29:54.000 He went for a year and a half.

00:29:56.000 They said, are you, remember the debates with the radical left Democrats, right?

00:30:01.000 You had Alfred E. Newman, you had all these people.

00:30:05.000 You know who Alfred E. Newman is?

00:30:06.000 Yes.

00:30:07.000 Pete Budicek.

00:30:08.000 Pete Budicek.

00:30:10.000 He was a bad mayor of a failed town, and he's going to run for president, you know?

00:30:13.000 Pete Budicek.

00:30:15.000 But, you know.

00:30:16.000 That delivery could have been a lot better.

00:30:18.000 He should have said.

00:30:19.000 Does anybody remember?

00:30:20.000 Well, Donald, you could have done it like this.

00:30:23.000 Does anybody remember Mad Magazine?

00:30:25.000 Remember Alfred E. Newman?

00:30:27.000 What Me Worry?

00:30:29.000 I thought that was Alfred E. Newman.

00:30:30.000 When I saw Pete Buttigag, I go, did someone, is this the model for Alfred E. Newman?

00:30:35.000 Is this the guy Mad Magazine is based on?

00:30:38.000 Yeah, I thought he had a background in politics, but frankly, he was on the cover of a magazine.

00:30:43.000 And it was Mad Magazine.

00:30:44.000 Remember that?

00:30:45.000 Remember that?

00:30:46.000 That sweet little beauty.

00:30:48.000 Yeah, he even had butt in his name, too, and he had to stay away from it.

00:30:51.000 Don't go near the gay. 1.00

00:30:52.000 That's their track.

00:30:53.000 Don't go near the gay. 1.00

00:30:54.000 You're too smart for that.

00:30:55.000 Too smart.

00:30:57.000 All right, I think we're ready to jump into our favorite Trump moments, Mr. Trump.

00:31:04.000 Wow.

00:31:05.000 Are you ready for this, folks?

00:31:06.000 We should have music.

00:31:07.000 Like, let's, every time we show a card, have Mac Miller from now on.

00:31:12.000 Don't go back in time, but from now on, we show the card and it's Donald Trump shit.

00:31:18.000 Get my nuts kissed.

00:31:20.000 And here we go.

00:31:28.000 Okay, this is pretty much everyone's favorite, right?

00:31:30.000 Montenegro is a bullshit country.

00:31:33.000 England is a fag country, according to Archie Bunker.

00:31:36.000 And Montenegro, like the Balkans, all those garbage, Serbia. 1.00

00:31:41.000 What are you?

00:31:42.000 And that's funny, too, because they say Western chauvinism is white supremacy.

00:31:47.000 No, I hate the East.

00:31:48.000 I hate the Balkans. 0.60

00:31:49.000 Serbia can suck a dick. 0.98

00:31:51.000 Yep.

00:31:52.000 Fucking, what was that dumb war with the Milosevic and the, what are they called again?

00:31:59.000 My brain's broken here.

00:32:01.000 I don't know.

00:32:01.000 There's a war going on in my coalition for me to care.

00:32:05.000 Yeah, I don't care.

00:32:06.000 Nobody cares.

00:32:07.000 Eastern Europe, Russia, Balkans, sorry.

00:32:10.000 Ukraine, don't care. 0.76

00:32:13.000 I don't stand with Ukraine. 1.00

00:32:16.000 I can't stand Ukraine. 1.00

00:32:22.000 Move it, fuckface. 1.00

00:32:24.000 And then it gets better.

00:32:30.000 Yes!

00:32:31.000 The blazer.

00:32:34.000 Like, compare that to Biden or Justin Trudeau.

00:32:38.000 You see them at these stupid G7 summits, these fake summits that America puts the bill for.

00:32:43.000 And remember Justin Trudeau, he's fiddling with his little bag, his little man purse, and he's got his notebook there, and he's taking it out, and he's got a pen, and he's...

00:32:52.000 He looks over at Bolsonaro, and Bolsonaro is just like, eh, fuck off.

00:32:57.000 And then he finally meets Trump, and Trump is like, who are you again?

00:33:02.000 Are you one of Ivanka's ex-boyfriends?

00:33:04.000 How do I know you again?

00:33:05.000 I run the second largest country in the world.

00:33:08.000 Yeah, landmass, not population.

00:33:12.000 And then Biden, I just saw a clip of him recently where he pushes in his chair and then you look at him and you're going, you're lost.

00:33:20.000 If you don't have your cards, which by the way, he's been getting these little cards that say you sit in your chair for 50 years.

00:33:28.000 So if he doesn't have a card telling him what to do, he has no fucking idea what to do.

00:33:33.000 It's weekend at Bernie's with that fucking guy.

00:33:38.000 So yeah, that was an awesome moment.

00:33:43.000 December of 2019, I put these in order.

00:33:46.000 He blew up that airplane hangar in Syria.

00:33:49.000 Right?

00:33:50.000 The mother of all bombs.

00:33:52.000 Right?

00:33:53.000 See, this is, like, I'm an isolationist, like Buchanan, but I also get John Bolton's neocon shit to a certain extent.

00:34:03.000 You have to show the world that you're tough.

00:34:05.000 I don't want to be the world's police.

00:34:06.000 I don't want to go out there and pick fucking dirt out of their rice and try to make sure they eat okay. 0.89

00:34:11.000 That's none of my business.

00:34:13.000 But I also want people to be scared of Americans.

00:34:16.000 I want terrorists to go, oh no, the Americans are coming. 0.99

00:34:20.000 Walk softly and carry a big stick.

00:34:22.000 So instead of sending thousands of teenagers to die in Afghanistan for 20 years, I'd rather you just fucking go in, behead the snake, get the top guys, take them out with green berets, or just fucking have some drones bomb the living shit at a one airplane hangar and just go, 0.66

00:34:40.000 this is what happens when I get mad.

00:34:42.000 Like with fucking Putin.

00:34:44.000 He said, I will bomb all these little turrets in Moscow and this place.

00:34:49.000 And Putin didn't respect Donald Trump.

00:34:54.000 Putin was scared of Donald Trump.

00:34:56.000 He thought he was a fucking psycho.

00:34:59.000 Like John Pierce, the guy we had here, Kyle Rittenhouse's ex-lawyer, I use him all the time for people.

00:35:06.000 And I don't think they go, oh, Lord, one of the top minds in law has sent me a letter.

00:35:11.000 I think they go, this fucking guy's unhinged.

00:35:13.000 He won't stop.

00:35:15.000 They're scared of him.

00:35:16.000 They think he's a fucking psycho.

00:35:18.000 And that's just as good as respect in many ways.

00:35:21.000 I love you, John.

00:35:22.000 I hope you're not offended by that.

00:35:24.000 Your strategy.

00:35:25.000 The situation with ISIS has to be dealt firmly and strongly.

00:35:30.000 When you have people being beheaded, I would love not to be over there.

00:35:34.000 That's not a sight.

00:35:35.000 That's other people.

00:35:37.000 Music.

00:35:41.000 I said don't go into a revolution.

00:35:43.000 I said now.

00:35:44.000 We gotta go.

00:35:45.000 We gotta beat the shit out of you.

00:35:53.000 Check the breather.

00:35:58.000 That's right.

00:35:58.000 I'd blow up the pipes.

00:36:00.000 I'd blow up the revi.

00:36:01.000 I'd blow up every single inch.

00:36:03.000 There would be nothing left.

00:36:04.000 And you know what?

00:36:08.000 They're not going to show it, but I had a great moment where I said I was at the Oval Office.

00:36:13.000 It was a very official thing.

00:36:14.000 It was on TV.

00:36:15.000 And I said, we're going to bomb them into hell.

00:36:17.000 Do you remember that?

00:36:18.000 Oh, that's a good segue to my next one.

00:36:20.000 John Dingell was a guy who Trump thought supported him, and then he found out John Dingle was talking shit about him.

00:36:28.000 So at his funeral, Trump, you said he might be in hell.

00:36:34.000 I don't know.

00:36:35.000 Nobody knows.

00:36:36.000 Right?

00:36:37.000 Cowards don't go to heaven, right?

00:36:39.000 I don't think so.

00:36:41.000 Then you have this dingle, dingle.

00:36:44.000 You know, dingo from Michigan. 1.00

00:36:46.000 You know, Dingle?

00:36:48.000 You ever hear of her, Michigan?

00:36:51.000 Debbie Dingle, that's a real beauty. 1.00

00:36:54.000 So she calls me up like eight months ago.

00:36:56.000 Her husband was here a long time.

00:36:58.000 Wait, stop.

00:36:59.000 But I didn't give him...

00:37:00.000 You know what first attracted me to Trump, besides the anchor baby line, was that guy behind him.

00:37:06.000 It was Trump's fans.

00:37:08.000 You can really judge a politician by who his supporters are.

00:37:11.000 And I just like every Trump supporter I met was an awesome dude.

00:37:15.000 Yeah.

00:37:16.000 Give him the B treatment.

00:37:18.000 I didn't give him the C or the D. I could have.

00:37:20.000 Nobody would have.

00:37:22.000 Don't want to give him a turn.

00:37:22.000 I gave him the A plus treatment.

00:37:24.000 Take down the flags.

00:37:26.000 Why are you taking him down?

00:37:27.000 For ex-Congressman Dingo.

00:37:30.000 Oh, okay.

00:37:31.000 Do this.

00:37:32.000 Do that.

00:37:33.000 Rotunda, everything.

00:37:34.000 I gave him everything.

00:37:36.000 That's okay.

00:37:36.000 I don't want anything for it.

00:37:37.000 I don't need anything for anything.

00:37:40.000 She calls me up.

00:37:41.000 It's the nicest thing that's ever happened.

00:37:43.000 Thank you so much.

00:37:45.000 John would be so thrilled.

00:37:47.000 He's looking down.

00:37:48.000 He'd be so thrilled.

00:37:49.000 Thank you so much, sir.

00:37:51.000 I said, that's okay.

00:37:52.000 Don't worry about it.

00:37:54.000 Maybe he's looking up.

00:37:55.000 I don't know.

00:38:00.000 This was sent in by a baby monster, by the way.

00:38:03.000 A lot of these best moments are democratic.

00:38:07.000 But I gave him A plus, not A. And then, speaking of taking care of business, of course, 2.5 when he killed Qasem Suliyamani.

00:38:18.000 Solamini.

00:38:20.000 Solamini.

00:38:21.000 Solong mini.

00:38:23.000 That's what I call him because he's smaller, because he's bound, right?

00:38:26.000 All that was left was his hand.

00:38:29.000 Uh-oh.

00:38:30.000 And we had a great dog that went in there and really did a lot.

00:38:33.000 Remember the dog?

00:38:34.000 See, that's my favorite kind of war.

00:38:38.000 You just bomb them, and then you stop and say, are you good?

00:38:42.000 Is that enough?

00:38:43.000 Or green berets, Navy SEALs, they show up in the middle of the night, like the Osama bin Laden thing.

00:38:51.000 Get up in the middle of the night, gone.

00:38:56.000 What happened?

00:38:58.000 Where's Hitler? 0.67

00:38:59.000 He's dead.

00:39:00.000 We took care of him.

00:39:02.000 United States military successfully executed a flawless precision strike that killed the number one terrorist anywhere in the world, Qasin Salome.

00:39:16.000 Salome was plotting imminent and sinister attacks on American diplomats and military personnel, but we caught him in the act and eliminated him.

00:39:30.000 Under my leadership, America's policies...

00:39:33.000 Do you remember?

00:39:34.000 So when we had Dinesh on the show, the time when he had the debate with what's his name?

00:39:39.000 The skeptic, Michael.

00:39:41.000 Shermer.

00:39:42.000 Shermer.

00:39:43.000 Oh, Scherzer, by the way, is coming back tomorrow with the Mets.

00:39:50.000 We're going to be back.

00:39:51.000 I lost a lot of money last week.

00:39:52.000 Anyway, and Dinesh said, so, Donald, you seem like you're a bit of a toad.

00:40:01.000 You have very thick skin.

00:40:03.000 And, you know, you take all of this abuse and it just seems to roll off your back.

00:40:08.000 And Donald, which is what we all assume, right?

00:40:10.000 He's just like, yeah, fuck you, bitch. 1.00

00:40:13.000 He goes, no, it hurts my feelings.

00:40:17.000 You said that.

00:40:18.000 And you said, you said, this sola mane guy.

00:40:23.000 Like, I thought, all right, this is clear-cut, very simple.

00:40:26.000 I got a bad guy.

00:40:27.000 I assume I'll be getting accolades now.

00:40:29.000 And the press, the media went, oh, Barack was way cooler after he killed Osama.

00:40:35.000 He was just really, well, we took care of it.

00:40:38.000 When he's gone, we did it.

00:40:41.000 Let's get back to work, people.

00:40:43.000 Trump was too braggadocious after his assassination of the terrorist guy.

00:40:48.000 And Trump was bummed about that.

00:40:49.000 He thought, I thought I'd be getting high fives.

00:40:51.000 I kind of feel the same way about Charlottesville.

00:40:53.000 After it was over, and I called, I said, don't go.

00:40:55.000 It's evil.

00:40:55.000 It's a setup.

00:40:56.000 It's a trap.

00:40:57.000 And then I was waiting for my high fives.

00:40:58.000 And they're like, you basically were there.

00:41:01.000 You basically killed Heather Heyer.

00:41:03.000 I'm like, what?

00:41:09.000 And then here's, these are all baby monster submissions, by the way.

00:41:12.000 I haven't got to mine yet.

00:41:13.000 When RGB died, they were blaring Tiny Dancer, which I think was originally written about Marilyn Monroe, but then Elton John updated it to Princess Die.

00:41:32.000 She just died?

00:41:34.000 Wow.

00:41:37.000 I didn't know that.

00:41:38.000 I just telled me now for the first time.

00:41:42.000 She led an amazing life.

00:41:45.000 What is going on?

00:41:48.000 Is this a hilarious fuck you to RBG?

00:41:57.000 I am sad to hear that.

00:41:59.000 Thank you very much.

00:42:02.000 I don't.

00:42:03.000 What were you doing there?

00:42:04.000 I don't get that.

00:42:05.000 I just got done with a great set, right?

00:42:08.000 I think I was, I don't know where.

00:42:12.000 But this is what I do.

00:42:14.000 When I hear that news, I do this.

00:42:17.000 Look at me.

00:42:19.000 Sorry.

00:42:22.000 She was a great woman, right?

00:42:23.000 You got to put the two hands out to really brace the world.

00:42:26.000 But I'll tell you what, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, she was one of many people that the Trump curse befell. 0.91

00:42:36.000 Sorry, Mr. Trump.

00:42:38.000 I was kind of spaced out.

00:42:39.000 I got to send a W-9 to the Orlando venue to get paid.

00:42:43.000 Now, if you remember, there were a bunch of celebrities that denounced Trump, right?

00:42:49.000 One of them, this is the Trump curse, right?

00:42:51.000 Lindsay Vaughan, remember her?

00:42:53.000 First Olympic competition in eight years.

00:42:55.000 Ended in an embarrassing eighth place.

00:42:58.000 Right before the competition, she said she would not accept an invitation to the White House and lost badly.

00:43:05.000 She used to be on top of the world. 1.00

00:43:06.000 Rhonda Rousey said she wouldn't vote for Trump.

00:43:09.000 She was knocked out for the first time that year.

00:43:12.000 Wow.

00:43:14.000 And then I go on Twitter.

00:43:15.000 I said, she's not a nice person. 1.00

00:43:17.000 It's true.

00:43:17.000 Derek Jeter, what are the first instances of the Trump curse?

00:43:22.000 He moves out of the Trump penthouse in protest of me.

00:43:26.000 Breaks his foot, taking him out of the playoffs right afterwards.

00:43:30.000 Coincidence?

00:43:31.000 I think not.

00:43:32.000 Shila Bouffe, he did the He Will Not Divide Us about me.

00:43:35.000 He got arrested twice and lost his fucking mind.

00:43:39.000 George Clooney crashes his gay little motorcycle in Italy after a Trump criticism.

00:43:44.000 I don't know if you remember that.

00:43:46.000 Yep.

00:43:46.000 Also, his movie Suburicon bombed right after that.

00:43:52.000 And anybody remember Suburicon?

00:43:54.000 No, I can't remember.

00:43:55.000 I don't even know how to say it.

00:43:55.000 Sabiricon.

00:43:56.000 I don't even know how to say it.

00:43:58.000 Harvey Weinstein said, Trump appeals to the worst of us, and I think we all know what happened to him, right?

00:44:04.000 Yep.

00:44:04.000 Don't forget the creepy porn lawyer that's told Jacob Wall he's coming after him, Michael Avenati.

00:44:10.000 Michael Avenatti, felony charges, eviction, creepy porn lawyer.

00:44:14.000 And by the way, Stormy Daniels had to pay the legal fees to me with the help of her anti-Trump donations. 0.98

00:44:21.000 Isn't that ironic?

00:44:23.000 Wow.

00:44:23.000 Big wins, big curse.

00:44:25.000 Big wins.

00:44:26.000 Spooky.

00:44:26.000 That could be a whole other section, Mr. President.

00:44:29.000 The Trump curse, sure.

00:44:30.000 Yeah.

00:44:31.000 We should have done that.

00:44:32.000 Well, that's most of them.

00:44:36.000 Okay, now I'll just squeeze in my favorites.

00:44:40.000 This doesn't look that dramatic, but just trust me, it's profound.

00:44:44.000 And it sums up everything great about this man.

00:44:47.000 And America, really.

00:44:49.000 You know, I love the ugly American, the stereotype. 0.99

00:44:51.000 We learned about it in Britain and Canada.

00:44:53.000 The sock garters with the Hawaiian shirt and the camera here.

00:44:56.000 And he's in France going, no, I said, where's the Eiffel Tower?

00:45:01.000 This guy doesn't understand anything.

00:45:03.000 I like that archetype.

00:45:04.000 That's meant to be an insult.

00:45:06.000 I think I love that guy.

00:45:07.000 Yes.

00:45:08.000 You know, before politics, really, I'm the one that made politics like everybody has to weigh in on it, right?

00:45:14.000 But before me, politics were so gay, nobody would even think about it. 1.00

00:45:18.000 And the great thing about Americans is they could be blissful, right? 1.00

00:45:21.000 They could have a dream.

00:45:22.000 They could want to be a singer, a guitarist, or whatever they want to be, a ninja.

00:45:27.000 But after me, everybody was interested, right?

00:45:30.000 Yeah, that's a really good point, Mr. Trump.

00:45:32.000 Thank you.

00:45:35.000 Especially pre-Barack, it was just like, oh, it's policy and taxes and stuff.

00:45:41.000 And then post-Barack with Trump, you sort of went, oh, wait, so what's been going on?

00:45:46.000 And now people care about capital gains and estate tax and inflation and the price of gas and what's going on in Afghanistan.

00:45:56.000 He sort of, he got us woke.

00:45:59.000 He woked us up.

00:46:00.000 Anyway, let's watch the one I keep referencing.

00:46:04.000 That's an offensive term.

00:46:06.000 People find that.

00:46:07.000 You mean it's not politically correct and yet everybody uses it?

00:46:10.000 So you know what?

00:46:10.000 Give me a different term.

00:46:11.000 Give me a different term.

00:46:12.000 What else would you like to say?

00:46:14.000 The American-born child of an undocumented immigrant worker.

00:46:16.000 You want me to say that?

00:46:16.000 Okay, I said, no, I'll use the word anchor baby.

00:46:18.000 Excuse me.

00:46:19.000 I'll use the word anchor baby.

00:46:21.000 So done.

00:46:22.000 Did you hear what he said?

00:46:23.000 The American-born child of undocumented workers.

00:46:27.000 That's what he wants them to say.

00:46:28.000 Like, they're not sending their best.

00:46:31.000 And then, of course, the greatest moment of all time, you'd be in jail.

00:46:36.000 Fact check him, fact check, fact-check him in real time.

00:46:40.000 Last time at the first debate, we had millions of people fact-checking, so I expect we'll have millions more fact-checking because, you know, it's just awfully good that someone with the temperament of Donald Trump is not in charge of the law in our country.

00:46:57.000 Because you'd be in jail.

00:46:58.000 Secretary Clinton.

00:47:04.000 I mean, that's.

00:47:05.000 We want to remind the audience to please not talk out loud.

00:47:10.000 Please do not applaud.

00:47:10.000 They take politics into a fucking rock concert.

00:47:15.000 The moderators have to tell people to stop cheering.

00:47:18.000 You know what?

00:47:18.000 And I was very well behaved, but remember what they did?

00:47:21.000 I believed you watched the debate live, right?

00:47:24.000 With, I don't remember who.

00:47:26.000 Ryan Catsu Rivera.

00:47:27.000 It could have been him, sure.

00:47:28.000 What a beauty he is, right?

00:47:30.000 The fag zone. 1.00

00:47:32.000 Oh, you watched the show?

00:47:34.000 Of course.

00:47:35.000 You know the fag zone? 1.00

00:47:36.000 I know the fag zone. 1.00

00:47:38.000 You know the bird which is the bald eagle?

00:47:40.000 If you take the bird, which is the bald eagle.

00:47:44.000 I got it.

00:47:45.000 And then you got the other guy to the side like this.

00:47:48.000 Yeah, Ben Crump.

00:47:50.000 What a beauty he is.

00:47:52.000 Oh, my God.

00:47:52.000 What a fucking ambulance.

00:47:54.000 I call him Ben Lump of shit.

00:47:56.000 Did you see, by the way, Mr. President, Ben Crump is suing Google because the results are racist.

00:48:02.000 Wow.

00:48:02.000 Yet, if you look up inventors, like the second thing is a bunch of black dudes.

00:48:08.000 You look up family, it's all black people.

00:48:10.000 Look up dads, it's all black people. 1.00

00:48:12.000 Like, if anything, Google is anti-white.

00:48:15.000 Even if you type in white family or something like that, it comes, or if you type in black violence or something like that, it's violence upon black people, really. 0.97

00:48:25.000 But that's what I'm talking about, the unfairness here, because remember how little of time they gave me, but they would let her blabber on for God knows how long?

00:48:31.000 Yes, yes, I do remember that.

00:48:33.000 And then they had two people, two people, excuse me.

00:48:35.000 Sorry.

00:48:36.000 They had two people at the same time saying, oh, Mr. Trump, don't say this, don't say that.

00:48:40.000 They're cutting me off.

00:48:41.000 Meanwhile, she would blab on for God knows how long, right?

00:48:45.000 Yeah, I wonder where Anderson Cooper is on the political spectrum.

00:48:48.000 I know where he is right now, probably on the bottom of a guy, right?

00:48:51.000 Gross.

00:48:53.000 Gross.

00:48:59.000 All right, let's look at his tweets.

00:49:01.000 Go back to Mac Miller, and we'll have the Trump tweets.

00:49:04.000 We should absolutely do that.

00:49:06.000 And you know what?

00:49:07.000 Frankly, here we go.

00:49:08.000 Frankly.

00:49:19.000 Let's look at his tweets.

00:49:21.000 Good stuff.

00:49:22.000 Great guy.

00:49:25.000 Most ridiculous tweets.

00:49:27.000 I love that when I was doing the research for this, I was seeing a lot of left-wing sites, all these compilations and this list of tweets.

00:49:37.000 And they're on the left-wing sites because the motto is, the motive, the goal is for you to go, what the fuck?

00:49:46.000 These tweets are the worst.

00:49:47.000 I'm so bummed out.

00:49:49.000 Meanwhile, I'm just like, yeah, I can use your research, lefties, because everything you're showing is awesome.

00:49:54.000 Yeah.

00:49:55.000 That's what's so great is that you're like, I got to look for some awesome Trump moments.

00:49:59.000 It's like, oh man, it's by CNN.

00:50:01.000 And it's still an awesome Trump moment.

00:50:03.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:50:03.000 It's like, yeah.

00:50:04.000 Yeah, I mean, we don't even have to worry about media bias anymore because everything they show is right up my alley.

00:50:10.000 As long as he's in the clip.

00:50:12.000 Thank you.

00:50:13.000 Mr. President, could you read these, please?

00:50:15.000 Sure.

00:50:16.000 Wow, the ratings are in and Arnold Schwarzenegger got swamped or destroyed by comparison to the ratings machine.

00:50:24.000 DJT, so much for that's what he was hosting, Celebrity Apprentice, right?

00:50:30.000 Yep.

00:50:32.000 Being a movie star and that was so much for being a movie star.

00:50:36.000 So much for being a movie star.

00:50:38.000 And that was season one compared to season 14.

00:50:41.000 Now compare him to my season one, but who cares?

00:50:44.000 He supported Kasich and Hillary.

00:50:49.000 Because Arnold Schwarzenegger was talking shit about him.

00:50:52.000 Oh, yeah.

00:50:53.000 And the nerve of the guy.

00:50:54.000 I mean, his dad was a real Nazi.

00:50:55.000 Look into it.

00:50:56.000 And Arnold Schwarzenegger took over Celebrity Apprentice and did a terrible job.

00:51:00.000 Terrible job.

00:51:01.000 Worst ratings probably ever.

00:51:03.000 Happy New Year to all, including my many enemies and those who have fought me and lost so badly.

00:51:09.000 They don't even know what to do.

00:51:11.000 Love.

00:51:14.000 It's freezing and snowing in New York.

00:51:16.000 We need global warming.

00:51:17.000 Yeah, yeah.

00:51:18.000 See, that's a good example.

00:51:20.000 A lefty shows that and goes, can you believe this shit?

00:51:22.000 There's your Donald Trump.

00:51:24.000 And I'm like, yeah, that's fucking hilarious and awesome.

00:51:29.000 Like, they're so uptight and humorless that they're offended by that.

00:51:34.000 And I see that and laugh my head off.

00:51:36.000 That's right.

00:51:40.000 Oh, that's my favorite one.

00:51:41.000 Ariana Huff is unattractive both inside and out. 1.00

00:51:45.000 I fully understand why her former husband left her for a man.

00:51:49.000 He made a good decision, right?

00:51:51.000 Now, this was when Huffington Post said, when he said he was going to run, they said, no, that's bullshit.

00:51:57.000 They said he's Not a politician.

00:52:00.000 This is not real.

00:52:01.000 So we'll be covering his campaign only in the entertainment section, not in anything political.

00:52:07.000 No political sections.

00:52:09.000 That's why he said that awesome quote.

00:52:11.000 I have never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

00:52:18.000 That's just a fact.

00:52:20.000 Sorry.

00:52:21.000 Fatties do that all the time, too. 1.00

00:52:23.000 They'll be like, I'll get the salad with my triple fucking cheeseburger and Diet Coke on the side.

00:52:32.000 Diet Mountain Dew and shit.

00:52:34.000 They tried to shave me for eating McDonald's and KFC.

00:52:36.000 Meanwhile, that's what most of the people eat.

00:52:38.000 You know, I'm a regular guy.

00:52:40.000 And if it's good enough for the American people, it's good enough for me. 0.51

00:52:43.000 And I love the chicken.

00:52:44.000 I love the whoppers, right?

00:52:47.000 Sorry, losers and haters, but my IQ is one of the highest.

00:52:50.000 And you all know it.

00:52:52.000 Please don't feel stupid or insecure.

00:52:54.000 It's not your fault.

00:52:56.000 That's a nice one, right?

00:52:58.000 I've always been a fan of Steve Jobs, especially after watching Apple stock collapse without him, but the yacht he built is truly ugly.

00:53:08.000 It is.

00:53:08.000 It's bad.

00:53:09.000 Have you ever seen it?

00:53:10.000 No.

00:53:12.000 Well, I have, but look it up.

00:53:16.000 It's called like the Infinity or something.

00:53:18.000 Yeah, infinitely disgusting.

00:53:21.000 That's what I call it.

00:53:22.000 It's a big brick.

00:53:23.000 Anyway, brick of that air.

00:53:24.000 Garbage.

00:53:25.000 Voyager?

00:53:29.000 Look at that.

00:53:29.000 Wow.

00:53:30.000 Wow.

00:53:34.000 Actually, there's a world where I could.

00:53:35.000 But you know what?

00:53:36.000 When I looked this up, I was like, oh, I wish I was a billionaire so I could have a yacht.

00:53:41.000 So I could have a what?

00:53:42.000 A floating mini-mall office that could be in Indiana?

00:53:47.000 Like, think of walking around in that.

00:53:49.000 You'd feel like you're in a government office.

00:53:52.000 That's like where you go to get your fucking fishing license renewed.

00:53:56.000 But it's floating.

00:53:57.000 Okay.

00:53:59.000 Hey, Steve.

00:54:00.000 That doesn't look fun to me.

00:54:02.000 I loved your yacht in the intro of Star Wars.

00:54:04.000 It was really great.

00:54:07.000 A real beauty.

00:54:09.000 If Hillary Clinton can't satisfy her husband, what makes her think she could satisfy America? 1.00

00:54:15.000 Right?

00:54:16.000 Fantastic.

00:54:17.000 My grandparents didn't come to America all the way from Germany just to see it get taken over by immigrants. 1.00

00:54:23.000 Not on my watch.

00:54:25.000 Fantastic.

00:54:26.000 Wind turbines are not only killing millions of birds, beautiful, beautiful birds, they're killing the finances and environment of many countries and communities.

00:54:36.000 Wait, is that supposed to be bad?

00:54:38.000 Am I supposed to read that and go, that's fucked up?

00:54:40.000 That's just a good point.

00:54:42.000 It's true.

00:54:43.000 That's not even controversial.

00:54:45.000 All right.

00:54:48.000 Am I going to be able to show you my favorite moments at some point?

00:54:51.000 Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Trump.

00:54:53.000 It's okay.

00:54:54.000 Well, that's awkward.

00:54:55.000 We'd already moved over to a new thing.

00:54:58.000 Let's go back to Trump moments.

00:55:00.000 Sit in, Smack Miller. 1.00

00:55:04.000 Look at all this money.

00:55:06.000 Ain't that some shit?

00:55:10.000 Right, so some of my favorite moments.

00:55:11.000 What are your favorite you moments?

00:55:13.000 I mean, really?

00:55:14.000 Wait a minute.

00:55:15.000 That card, make a new card and make it say my best moments.

00:55:22.000 Now it's a new category.

00:55:24.000 My best moments.

00:55:25.000 All right, back to Mac Miller.

00:55:27.000 Oh, okay.

00:55:38.000 So true.

00:55:39.000 They're getting so mad, right?

00:55:41.000 So mad.

00:55:42.000 Now, some of my favorite moments involve kids because really, the media tried to make me seem like a real monster, right?

00:55:49.000 But I really have a sweetheart, a big heart, a lot of love.

00:55:55.000 And what you see is me and the media being mean to people, but that's because they don't deserve my love.

00:56:00.000 But these kids, so great at Halloween, look how I treated this little minion. 0.99

00:56:06.000 That's what I call him.

00:56:17.000 Look how it slides into the bag, too.

00:56:19.000 She catches it, right?

00:56:21.000 What a moment.

00:56:22.000 I mean, really, that's not a guy phoning it in.

00:56:25.000 This is a guy having fun, having a lovely time, and really connecting with the kids.

00:56:29.000 And those are full-size candy bars, by the way.

00:56:31.000 Oh, yeah, that's rare.

00:56:32.000 Yep, not the little fun size.

00:56:34.000 What's the fun in that, right?

00:56:36.000 Merry Christmas.

00:56:39.000 How are you?

00:56:40.000 How are you doing?

00:56:42.000 This is me calling kids about Christmas.

00:56:44.000 So this is a separate one.

00:56:45.000 Yes, this is a separate one about calling kids for Christmas.

00:56:50.000 And I talk to kids the way I talk to adults, you know, so I ask him if he believes in Santa.

00:56:56.000 Seven, whatever.

00:56:57.000 That's pretty good, right?

00:56:58.000 Is everything good?

00:56:59.000 You're doing well in school?

00:57:01.000 Hello, good evening.

00:57:05.000 Well, that's very good.

00:57:06.000 You just have a good time.

00:57:08.000 Are you still a believer in Santa?

00:57:12.000 Because at seven, it's marginal, right?

00:57:16.000 Well, Merry Christmas.

00:57:22.000 The Guardian is showing you that, like, I told you he's evil.

00:57:27.000 And we're sitting there going, we told you he's funny.

00:57:29.000 It's marginal, right?

00:57:30.000 I don't know what that means.

00:57:33.000 Which is why it's funny.

00:57:34.000 This is the last one.

00:57:35.000 Just the way I react to this complete explosion of bullshit from low energy Jeb trying to say that I wanted to.

00:57:42.000 Did you notice, by the way, Mr. President, that Jeb has never recovered.

00:57:47.000 Like, you decimated him.

00:57:49.000 Yes, he's a decimal.

00:57:50.000 When was the last time you heard the words Jeb or Bush?

00:57:53.000 Wow.

00:57:54.000 Wow.

00:57:55.000 I don't know, but I've heard low energy in front of it last time I heard it, right?

00:57:59.000 Yeah.

00:58:02.000 Prompts.

00:58:03.000 You wanted casino gambling in Florida.

00:58:05.000 I didn't want to get it.

00:58:06.000 Yes, you did.

00:58:07.000 Totally.

00:58:08.000 You wanted it, and you didn't get it.

00:58:09.000 I was opposed to casino gambling.

00:58:11.000 Promise during an after.

00:58:13.000 And that's not, I'm not going to be bought by the promise.

00:58:16.000 If I wanted it, I would have gotten it.

00:58:18.000 No way, Ben.

00:58:19.000 Believe me.

00:58:20.000 Nope.

00:58:20.000 I know my people.

00:58:21.000 I know my people.

00:58:24.000 Is there anything else you want to say about this?

00:58:25.000 I just will tell you that, you know, Jeb made the statement.

00:58:28.000 I'm not only referring to him.

00:58:29.000 A lot of money was raised by a lot of different people that are standing up here.

00:58:32.000 And the donors, the special interest lobbyists have very strong power over these people.

00:58:38.000 I'm spending all of my money.

00:58:39.000 I'm not spending...

00:58:41.000 I'm not getting any.

00:58:43.000 I turned down so much.

00:58:44.000 I could have right now from special interest and donors, I could have double and triple what he's got.

00:58:50.000 I've turned it down.

00:58:51.000 I've turned down last week $5 million from somebody.

00:58:55.000 So I will tell you, I understand the game.

00:58:57.000 I've been on the other side all of my life.

00:59:00.000 And they have a lot of control over our politicians.

00:59:04.000 And I don't say that favorably.

00:59:06.000 And I'm not sure if there's another system, but I say this.

00:59:10.000 I am not accepting any money from anybody.

00:59:13.000 Nobody has control of me other than the people of this country.

00:59:17.000 I'm going to do the right thing.

00:59:18.000 Beautiful.

00:59:18.000 You got...

00:59:20.000 Great, great point.

00:59:21.000 That's often forgotten, too.

00:59:22.000 Yeah, absolutely.

00:59:24.000 This independent, wealthy man.

00:59:26.000 And independently wealthy.

00:59:27.000 And he fucked his brand up pretty badly.

00:59:30.000 I lost money on that deal.

00:59:31.000 Sorry, you fucked your brand up pretty badly by choosing a side.

00:59:34.000 And with the Trump Tower, you could only buy certain things.

00:59:36.000 We had to get rid of some of the shops there because it would seem like a conflict of interest.

00:59:41.000 So the only shop I had up was the hats and the shirts and things like that.

00:59:45.000 And that would be considered a campaign donation.

00:59:48.000 But I couldn't have my Trump shirts.

00:59:49.000 I had lovely Trump ties, right?

00:59:51.000 Van Heusen.

00:59:52.000 Right, but just like Mac Miller is singing about Donald Trump without being political because it was sold at songs like 2011.

00:59:59.000 Right.

00:59:59.000 All these liberals who used to stay at Trump Tower are never staying there ever again, and they're literally moving out.

01:00:05.000 There are guards outside of the Trump Hotel still to this day.

01:00:08.000 You can't just go in and meander around.

01:00:10.000 And it came to a certain point.

01:00:11.000 You couldn't even buy the hats.

01:00:13.000 You couldn't even go downstairs to the shop.

01:00:15.000 So it really did a number on me to be a president.

01:00:18.000 But it's for the people.

01:00:20.000 Yep.

01:00:20.000 Well, we appreciate you, my man.

01:00:21.000 I appreciate you.

01:00:23.000 Let's do Trump's predictions.

01:00:26.000 Mac Miller, hit it.

01:00:28.000 Yep.

01:00:37.000 2-7.

01:00:38.000 He said, if Biden gets in, you're going to be paying $5, $6, $7 for gas.

01:00:46.000 We have more oil than anybody, okay?

01:00:48.000 And it's an incredible thing that has happened over the last few years, a lot of great things.

01:00:54.000 And you're paying, what, $2 a gallon for your gasoline?

01:00:56.000 That's okay.

01:00:58.000 You know what that's like?

01:00:59.000 That's like a tax cut.

01:01:00.000 That's bigger than a tax cut.

01:01:03.000 If Biden got in, you'd be paying $7, $8, $9.

01:01:06.000 Didn't they say, get rid of your car?

01:01:08.000 Last month, we announced a $5 billion investment to build out a nationwide electric vehicle charging network so the people from rural to suburban to urban communities can all benefit from the gas savings of driving an EV.

01:01:24.000 How about you drive an EV right up that ass? 1.00

01:01:30.000 Trump tried to stop Biden from killing oil and gas.

01:01:33.000 Would he close down the oil industry?

01:01:35.000 That's false.

01:01:35.000 Would you close down the oil industry?

01:01:36.000 By the way, I would transition from the oil industry, yes.

01:01:39.000 Oh, I would transition.

01:01:41.000 That is a big statement.

01:01:42.000 That's a big question.

01:01:43.000 Because I would stop...

01:01:44.000 Why would you do that?

01:01:45.000 Because the oil industry pollutes significantly.

01:01:49.000 I see.

01:01:49.000 Here's the deal.

01:01:50.000 That's a big statement.

01:01:51.000 Well, if you let me finish the statement, because it has to be replaced by renewable energy over time.

01:01:57.000 Over time.

01:01:58.000 And I'd stop giving to the oil industry.

01:02:01.000 I'd stop giving them federal subsidies.

01:02:03.000 You won't give federal subsidies to the gas.

01:02:06.000 I'd stop giving them time.

01:02:08.000 Over time.

01:02:09.000 And I'd stop giving chess, and I was playing a kid.

01:02:14.000 I'm embarrassed to admit this.

01:02:16.000 He's really smart, okay?

01:02:18.000 And every time I would move, I'd make a dumb move, he would go, ooh, okay.

01:02:22.000 You want to do that?

01:02:23.000 You want to leave yourself vulnerable?

01:02:24.000 And I was like, wait, wait, wait, wait.

01:02:27.000 Like, that's exactly what just happened there.

01:02:29.000 Biden made a dumb move.

01:02:30.000 He made his queen vulnerable.

01:02:32.000 And Biden went, I mean, Trump went, ooh.

01:02:35.000 Oil industry.

01:02:35.000 I'd stop giving them federal subsidies.

01:02:37.000 Fucking clown win.

01:02:40.000 Shashumi, to the solar.

01:02:43.000 Here's a great one.

01:02:43.000 2-9.

01:02:45.000 So Germany, in their quest to eradicate fossil fuels and go only for renewable energy, fucked themselves.

01:02:52.000 And now they need Russia to provide them with energy.

01:02:56.000 Because believe it or not, solar panels and wind turbines cannot power a country of Germany's needs.

01:03:06.000 And Trump predicted this.

01:03:07.000 He said, you're relying too much on Russia.

01:03:09.000 It's going to fuck you.

01:03:10.000 And Germany laughed. 0.80

01:03:12.000 In 2018, Trump said that Germany would become totally dependent on Russian energy if they didn't change course.

01:03:16.000 Today, Germany issued an alert level of the gas emergency plan.

01:03:20.000 They're in short supply of natural gas and is being weaponized against them by Russia.

01:03:25.000 There they are reacting to his prediction.

01:03:30.000 Germany will become totally dependent on Russian energy if it does not immediately change course.

01:03:39.000 Now this.

01:03:41.000 You're right.

01:03:44.000 What a moron.

01:03:45.000 Das ist total shaiser.

01:03:50.000 3-0, he predicted Biden chanking the economy.

01:03:55.000 Built the greatest economy in the history of the world, and we're now doing it again.

01:04:01.000 And I think we'll do even better the second time than we did the first time, unless somebody comes along and says, let's raise taxes on everybody.

01:04:10.000 And they're raising taxes not only on corporations, they'll just go to another country, and they'll do just fine.

01:04:18.000 But they're raising taxes on people and middle-income people, and they're losing jobs.

01:04:22.000 So you can't allow that to happen.

01:04:24.000 That will be all of this incredible job that we've done will go down like that.

01:04:32.000 It will be a terrible, terrible sight.

01:04:36.000 It might even be a 1929 situation.

01:04:39.000 So you have a chance.

01:04:40.000 Yeah, compare those NASDAQ.

01:04:43.000 NASDAQ since record high.

01:04:45.000 If you compare that to today's numbers, wow.

01:04:47.000 That's because of Russia. 0.80

01:04:49.000 Oh, okay.

01:04:51.000 It's because Russia invaded Ukraine.

01:04:53.000 That's why.

01:04:53.000 Ooh.

01:04:54.000 Oh.

01:04:56.000 Yes, you have the greatest numbers in history.

01:04:58.000 You're almost there.

01:04:59.000 We're almost back to where we were.

01:05:01.000 final prediction, 3-1.

01:05:04.000 He said the Supreme Court's going to overturn Roe v.

01:05:07.000 Wade.

01:05:08.000 You're pro-life, but I want to ask you specifically: do you want the court, including the justices that you will name, to overturn Roe v.

01:05:16.000 Wade, which includes, in fact, states, a woman's right to abortion?

01:05:21.000 Well, if that would happen, because I am pro-life and I will be appointing pro-life judges, I would think that that will go back to the individual states.

01:05:29.000 But I'm asking you specifically, would you like to...

01:05:31.000 If they overturned it, it will go back to the states.

01:05:33.000 But what I'm asking you, sir, is do you want to see the court overturned?

01:05:37.000 You just said you want to see the court protect the Second Amendment.

01:05:39.000 Do you want to see the court overturn Roe v.

01:05:41.000 Wedder?

01:05:42.000 Well, if we put another two or perhaps three justices on, that's really what's going to be happening.

01:05:47.000 That will happen.

01:05:48.000 And that'll happen automatically, in my opinion, because I am putting pro-life justices on the court.

01:05:54.000 This guy is totally crazy and stupid stuff.

01:05:57.000 And the states will then make it.

01:05:58.000 Yeah, sure, Mr. Trump.

01:06:00.000 Rovi Wedd will totally get totally overturned. 1.00

01:06:05.000 You can see I'm still winning even though I'm not in office, you know.

01:06:08.000 He really is, right?

01:06:09.000 I mean, you really are.

01:06:10.000 Thank you.

01:06:12.000 All right, let's end the show with some anti-Trump hoaxes.

01:06:27.000 Of course, the Russia hoax. 0.79

01:06:28.000 I mean, we could do a whole fucking show on this.

01:06:33.000 It's so involved.

01:06:36.000 Trump paid prostitutes to urinate on a bed that Barack Obama was going to be on. 0.98

01:06:44.000 Which, first of all, Trump's a germaphobe and he doesn't like pee or poo or germs.

01:06:52.000 Secondly, how is that like an own?

01:06:56.000 If I got into, I have actually, I did get in a bed once and it was wet at a motel when we were tree planting some trucker to wet the bed.

01:07:03.000 I'm just went, oh, for fuck's sakes.

01:07:06.000 It's not an assassination attempt.

01:07:07.000 So anyway, dumb lies like that become part of a dossier, right?

01:07:12.000 And then they use this fake garbage dossier that Hillary put together to justify spying on the Trump campaign illegally. 0.76

01:07:20.000 That's what it is, right?

01:07:21.000 And it all became, and then part of it too was Russia had hacked Hillary's email via Julian Assange.

01:07:29.000 This is why Roger Stone was in trouble because he was in bed with Julian Assange, figuratively.

01:07:34.000 And that led to her emails being leaked.

01:07:38.000 And this is why Trump won because Russia had sabotaged Hillary.

01:07:42.000 While the exact opposite was true.

01:07:44.000 And by the way, worst decision I never made, pardoning Julian Assange.

01:07:50.000 That was a biggie.

01:07:53.000 That's the one thing.

01:07:54.000 Excuse me.

01:07:54.000 Sorry.

01:07:55.000 That's the one thing that if I could do over again, but it was between him and Lil Wayne.

01:08:01.000 And we love Lil Wayne, right?

01:08:02.000 Because you love Lil Wayne.

01:08:03.000 He's a great rapster.

01:08:05.000 Yeah.

01:08:05.000 Multi-millionaire, melee, melli, male, melee.

01:08:08.000 I like that song.

01:08:09.000 He's a multi-millionaire.

01:08:12.000 But was it your right to pardon him?

01:08:15.000 Isn't he...

01:08:16.000 Who's charging him?

01:08:17.000 That's a good point.

01:08:18.000 You know what?

01:08:18.000 It was a little foggy.

01:08:20.000 I don't know.

01:08:20.000 I could tell you.

01:08:21.000 I was pardoned.

01:08:21.000 The Ecuadorian embassy.

01:08:23.000 Britain's mad at him.

01:08:24.000 But I did pardon Roger Stone, who was contempt of court or whatever, about Julian Assange.

01:08:30.000 So I did get my boy Raj.

01:08:32.000 Let me see if...

01:08:33.000 Got him out.

01:08:34.000 Could Trump pardon Assange?

01:08:43.000 Just tell me.

01:08:44.000 I don't want to subscribe to your fucking gay, independent, rainbow logo shit. 1.00

01:08:50.000 Donald Trump says he was close to pardoning Julian Assange.

01:08:53.000 Very close.

01:08:55.000 Uh-oh.

01:08:57.000 Trump didn't pardon WikiLeaks founder, and his supporters aren't happy.

01:09:00.000 Yeah, so he could have.

01:09:01.000 You could have.

01:09:02.000 That's the one thing, really.

01:09:03.000 So The Russia Hoax, there's a whole book on it that's really good.

01:09:08.000 The Russia Hoax, The Illicit Scheme to Clear Hillary Clinton and Frame Donald Trump by Greg Jarrett.

01:09:14.000 That's how involved it is.

01:09:15.000 It's a fucking book.

01:09:17.000 So that was many years, August 2017.

01:09:21.000 We had the Fine People Hoax.

01:09:23.000 And millions of Americans think that Donald Trump saw guys with fucking tiki torches saying Jews will not replace us.

01:09:33.000 And he went, they're fine people.

01:09:35.000 Some of them are fine people.

01:09:37.000 So there was two rallies simultaneously, really, going on.

01:09:43.000 Neo-Nazis as very fine people. 0.63

01:09:47.000 Only he didn't.

01:09:49.000 In fact, he didn't even hint at it.

01:09:52.000 Just the opposite.

01:09:54.000 He condemned the neo-Nazis in no uncertain terms.

01:09:58.000 So then, who were the fine people he mentioned?

01:10:02.000 The answer?

01:10:03.000 He was referring to another group of Charlottesville demonstrators who came out that weekend.

01:10:07.000 Protesters who wanted the Robert E. Lee statue removed and protesters who wanted to keep the statue and restore the park's original name.

01:10:16.000 This is what President Trump said about those peaceful protesters.

01:10:20.000 You also had some very fine people on both sides.

01:10:24.000 You had people in that group that were there to protest the taking down of, to them, a very, very important statue and the renaming of a park from Robert E. Lee to another name.

01:10:36.000 A few moments later, in case there would be any misunderstanding, he makes his meaning even more explicit.

01:10:43.000 I'm not talking about the neo-Nazis and the white nationalists.

01:10:47.000 They should be condemned totally.

01:10:51.000 Lest you have any doubts that good people were in Charlottesville to protest the removal of the Robert E. Lee statue, the New York Times confirmed it in a story they published the next day, August 16th.

01:11:02.000 Good people can go to Charlottesville, said Michelle Percy, a night shift worker at a Wichita, Kansas retirement home, who drove all night with a conservative group that opposed the planned removal of a statue of the Confederate general.

01:11:16.000 By the way, I disagree with you on that one, Mr. Trump.

01:11:18.000 There were not good people wanting to remove a statue.

01:11:20.000 No, but you know, that's a very, you know, sensitive situation, and you do have to, unfortunately, play politics sometimes.

01:11:28.000 And, you know, if I really had to be honest, I'm sure there were some really fine people with the tiki torches, just some maybe lost souls or whatever.

01:11:37.000 You don't know.

01:11:38.000 You don't know what they thought it was.

01:11:40.000 Slow down.

01:11:40.000 Don't go back over this.

01:11:42.000 We just fucking debunked it.

01:11:45.000 Centronella, and there's a lot of mosquitoes down there. 0.99

01:11:48.000 We don't know if they were defending themselves against violent mosquitoes, Jews, termites, or mosquitoes. 0.80

01:11:54.000 Yes.

01:11:54.000 Then there's the Ukraine whistleblower hoax.

01:11:58.000 What was that again?

01:11:59.000 That he called Ukraine and threatened them?

01:12:05.000 Right, yes.

01:12:06.000 That's what they say.

01:12:06.000 You know, the so-called whistleblower, the one that didn't have any first-class or first-rate or second-tier information from what I understand.

01:12:19.000 You'll have to figure that out for yourself.

01:12:22.000 But I've spoken with Leader Kevin McCarthy and the Republicans, many of them, and we were going to do this anyway, but I've informed them all of the House members on the so-called whistleblower information,

01:12:44.000 even though it was supposedly second-hand information, which is sort of interesting.

01:12:52.000 And other things have come out about the whistleblower that are also maybe even more interesting.

01:12:57.000 But also insist on transparency from Joe Biden and his son Hunter on the millions of dollars that have been.

01:13:04.000 Yeah, that was it.

01:13:07.000 He allegedly asked them to investigate Hunter Biden in Ukraine.

01:13:12.000 And yeah.

01:13:14.000 What's the matter with that, by the way?

01:13:16.000 You should investigate Hunter Biden's behavior in Ukraine.

01:13:19.000 But they said, no, it's quid pro quo.

01:13:21.000 You said you won't give them money unless they prosecute Hunter Biden.

01:13:25.000 No, that's a lie.

01:13:26.000 That's a rumor.

01:13:27.000 That's bullshit.

01:13:28.000 But Hunter Biden, sorry, Joe Biden did do that when he was vice president.

01:13:32.000 They were investigating Ukraine.

01:13:33.000 They were looking into the corruption.

01:13:35.000 Hunter Biden was involved in this corruption.

01:13:38.000 And Biden publicly bragged.

01:13:41.000 Remember this?

01:13:41.000 He said, I'm getting on a plane, and you got half a billion coming to you, whatever it was.

01:13:48.000 And by the time I get off that plane, you better have found a new prosecutor. 0.68

01:13:53.000 Yeah, this moment.

01:13:53.000 I've been going over convincing our team, our brothers to convincing us that we should be providing for loan guarantees.

01:14:01.000 And I went over, I guess, the 12th, 13th time to Kyiv, and I was supposed to announce that there was another billion-dollar loan guarantee.

01:14:11.000 And I had gotten a commitment from Poroshenko and from Yatsenyuk that they would take action against the state prosecutor, and they didn't.

01:14:20.000 So they said they were walking out to press conference.

01:14:23.000 Let's just say this out loud.

01:14:24.000 Go full screen for a second.

01:14:26.000 You're not in your basement, Joe.

01:14:28.000 Go full screen with this.

01:14:29.000 Sure.

01:14:32.000 We're not going to give you the billion dollars.

01:14:34.000 They said, you have no authority.

01:14:36.000 You're not the president.

01:14:36.000 The president said.

01:14:37.000 I said, call him.

01:14:39.000 I said, I'm telling you, you're not getting the billion dollars.

01:14:42.000 I said, you're not getting the billion.

01:14:43.000 I'm going to be leaving here.

01:14:44.000 And I think it was, what, six hours?

01:14:46.000 I looked.

01:14:46.000 I said, I'm leaving in six hours.

01:14:48.000 If the prosecutor's not fired, you're not getting the money.

01:14:51.000 Well, son of a bitch.

01:14:53.000 Got fired.

01:14:54.000 And they put in place someone who was solid at the time.

01:14:59.000 Well, there's still, so they.

01:15:03.000 Wow.

01:15:06.000 Yet again, I mean, really, what a bum, right?

01:15:12.000 What a bum.

01:15:13.000 There he is, admitting that he bribed Ukraine.

01:15:17.000 That's what they said that I did.

01:15:18.000 So this horrible allegation against you is something Biden did and bragged about.

01:15:24.000 Anyway, the bleach hoax, remember this?

01:15:28.000 He wants you to inject bleach under your skin.

01:15:32.000 Supposing we hit the body with a tremendous, whether it's ultraviolet or just very powerful light.

01:15:40.000 And I think you said that hasn't been checked, but you're going to test it.

01:15:44.000 And then I said, supposing you brought the light inside the body, which you can do, either through the skin or in some other way.

01:15:52.000 And I think you said you're going to test that too.

01:15:54.000 Sounds interesting.

01:15:55.000 Get the right folks equipment.

01:15:56.000 Right.

01:15:56.000 And then I see the disinfectant where it knocks it out in a minute, one minute.

01:16:02.000 And is there a way we can do something like that by injection inside or almost a cleaning?

01:16:10.000 Because you see, it gets on the lungs and it does a tremendous number of the lungs.

01:16:14.000 So it'd be interesting to check that.

01:16:15.000 So that you're going to have to use medical doctors with.

01:16:18.000 But it sounds interesting to me, yeah.

01:16:21.000 So disinfectant hurts.

01:16:23.000 Is there a way we could get the disinfectant, the action that happens, the catalyst that disinfectant is on a surface?

01:16:31.000 Is there a way we could get that in a body somehow?

01:16:33.000 Could we do that?

01:16:35.000 Especially in the lungs where there's a severe infection, would there be a way to clean that area and blast it somehow?

01:16:42.000 That's what he said.

01:16:43.000 And then, of course, there was the Trump church.

01:16:45.000 We're up to 2020 now, the Photo Op hoax where he made a bunch of people clear an area so he could get a picture by a church.

01:16:58.000 And all of these are over-investigated like crazy because they're so desperate for him to fuck up.

01:17:05.000 And then they ignore it when other people do it, like Ukraine with Joe Biden.

01:17:09.000 The evidence established that relevant USRP officials had made those decisions and had begun implementing the operational plan several hours before they knew of a potential presidential visit to the park, which occurred later that day.

01:17:22.000 Interior Department Inspector General Mark Greenblatt wrote in a statement with the reports released Wednesday, as such, we determined that the evidence did not support a finding that USPP, sorry, cleared the park on June 1st, 2020, so that then president could enter the park.

01:17:40.000 And then the unbelievably ridiculous steering wheel hoax we just endured.

01:17:45.000 They're still going.

01:17:46.000 He hasn't been president for two years, and we're still going through this.

01:17:50.000 So somehow, Donald Trump reached from back there, opened up the bulletproof glass partition, and grabbed the steering wheel.

01:18:03.000 Right.

01:18:04.000 Now, I could have done it if I wanted to, but I really didn't want to.

01:18:08.000 But I could have smashed that open, really, if you really think about it.

01:18:13.000 Strong guy.

01:18:14.000 Right, what am I six to?

01:18:16.000 And then final hoax, of course, January 6th, the meandering.

01:18:20.000 A lot of people died very mysteriously.

01:18:28.000 Did you spell arms wrong?

01:18:30.000 Jesus.

01:18:33.000 Capitol police officers involved are dead, committed suicide.

01:18:37.000 They can't tell us what really happened.

01:18:40.000 We just had today, or sorry, Friday, Joe Biggs was kicked out of the VA, lost all his benefits.

01:18:47.000 This is a man with two purple hearts.

01:18:50.000 But because he wandered into the Capitol, he no longer has rights as a war vet.

01:18:57.000 He's been blowed up in a UV, going through the air.

01:19:02.000 His pen was like this in slow motion next to him.

01:19:04.000 Lands on its side.

01:19:05.000 He's getting shot at.

01:19:07.000 He dares to question the election.

01:19:09.000 Sorry, you're no longer a vet to us.

01:19:12.000 Boy, we love abusing our vets, don't we? 1.00

01:19:15.000 Our police and our vets are just garbage.

01:19:19.000 Let's abuse them. 1.00

01:19:20.000 Everyone who puts their life down the line, we're the same way with translators in the Middle East.

01:19:25.000 We don't give them citizenship. 1.00

01:19:28.000 So, yeah, the steering wheel thing was a distraction.

01:19:34.000 You look at who died there and the suicides, our friends in prison.

01:19:40.000 We're trying to make elections legal, and they are trying to make illegals elections.

01:19:47.000 You know what I mean?

01:19:48.000 Like, New York is talking about giving 800,000 illegals the vote.

01:19:53.000 That is illegal.

01:19:55.000 Like, how am I supposed to...

01:19:56.000 I'm sitting here fighting to maintain our democracy and keep our elections legitimate, and then you just make illegals vote?

01:20:04.000 That's an illegal vote.

01:20:06.000 It's in the word.

01:20:09.000 So what do you do on this July 4th?

01:20:11.000 Do you lose hope?

01:20:12.000 Do you give up?

01:20:13.000 Do you move?

01:20:14.000 Do you leave America?

01:20:16.000 No, we've been through stuff like this before.

01:20:18.000 We've been through far worse.

01:20:19.000 We've been through the Civil War.

01:20:20.000 We've been through two world wars.

01:20:22.000 You fight.

01:20:24.000 You fight to maintain the democracy.

01:20:26.000 You stand up to these people.

01:20:27.000 The people I was talking about at the beginning, the Patton Oswalts of the world, the shrill, oppressed, tyrannical minority, the hyper-radicalized liberal, the drag queen story hour people, they're not a formidable force. 0.62

01:20:42.000 You'll notice when someone talks shit about you online, like David Cross was talking shit about Jim Brewer, and Jim Brewer confronts him.

01:20:48.000 What does David Cross do?

01:20:49.000 Completely collapses.

01:20:50.000 Oh, sorry, I didn't say it.

01:20:51.000 No, that's who we're up against.

01:20:54.000 They say, well, with a bully, you got to eventually take a beating and punch him in the nose.

01:20:58.000 With this bully, you just have to go like this.

01:21:02.000 So it's surprising how little we have to do to take back this country.

01:21:07.000 It could be violent.

01:21:09.000 It could be dangerous.

01:21:10.000 But really, it's just about standing up.

01:21:13.000 And maybe, I'm not ending the show, but maybe getting fired for speaking your mind, maybe getting canceled.

01:21:19.000 But, you know, standing up to these people and saying, no, you're not having 800,000 illegals vote in New York City.

01:21:25.000 No, you're not having a pedophile read to my kids.

01:21:29.000 No, you're not brainwashing my child into thinking this country sucks.

01:21:33.000 No, that reading list is totally unacceptable.

01:21:36.000 You're not making my kid dumber at school than he was before he went into school.

01:21:41.000 And you'd be surprised how much leverage you can get.

01:21:44.000 I mean, so many people are sitting back going, there's nothing we can do.

01:21:46.000 This country's lost.

01:21:47.000 And I say, well, what have you done?

01:21:49.000 They haven't done shit.

01:21:50.000 Nope.

01:21:52.000 So you don't know how you'll fare in a fight until you clench your fist and see if it works.

01:22:00.000 Can I show this gay for Trump? 1.00

01:22:02.000 We've got a bumper we've never shown before.

01:22:05.000 Allow anyone to tell you that it cannot be done.

01:22:09.000 I'm gay.

01:22:10.000 Well, there he is.

01:22:13.000 And yet, together, we will make America great again.

01:22:22.000 Wow.

01:22:24.000 All right, let's get to the mailbag.

01:22:26.000 Let's do it.

01:22:27.000 And we're going to do it in a big way.

01:22:29.000 Bigly.

01:22:30.000 Bigly, right?

01:22:32.000 Huge.

01:22:33.000 Huge.

01:22:46.000 Let him touch it.

01:22:47.000 Um.

01:22:54.000 Okay.

01:22:55.000 You know what I really hate about mail, MacMail?

01:22:57.000 What's that?

01:22:59.000 I'm going through like 150 letters.

01:23:01.000 I respond to one, and it yanks me back up to the top of the list.

01:23:05.000 And now I got to go back and find my spot.

01:23:07.000 True.

01:23:11.000 Notice that everything is now far right.

01:23:14.000 GNR.

01:23:14.000 Notice how the media and left have slowly devolved into anything that they disagree with is from a person that is far right.

01:23:21.000 They don't even say conservative or right anymore.

01:23:25.000 So true.

01:23:26.000 True.

01:23:29.000 Important note on the J6 feds.

01:23:31.000 So as you probably have seen, Kyle from Arizona tracked down the second of three people that have been removed from the FBI most wanted list on Jan 6.

01:23:41.000 This person had an earpiece and a gun.

01:23:46.000 Here's the kicker.

01:23:48.000 He was found online randomly in Arizona, the same state where Ray Epps is from.

01:23:54.000 Here's a video of the confrontation.

01:23:56.000 Side note, I've been trying to track down earpiece wearing barricade breaches since January 6th.

01:24:02.000 This find is nothing short of amazing, and I'm starting to wonder if the rest of the shady individuals are also from the same region.

01:24:08.000 The whole thing stinks worse than before.

01:24:11.000 Let me forward this to some law guys.

01:24:15.000 Can you open it?

01:24:16.000 It's kind of a weird telegram.

01:24:18.000 It's on Telegram.

01:24:18.000 I've got it open on the other computer here.

01:24:21.000 I'm going to have to search for him.

01:24:24.000 Well, hurry up.

01:24:25.000 We're doing a live show, Mr. Trump.

01:24:27.000 I wish Ryan was here.

01:24:28.000 He's way better at this than you know.

01:24:30.000 With all due respect, sir.

01:24:32.000 He is a little quick.

01:24:33.000 Okay, we're going to look at this.

01:24:36.000 And we're going to look at it bigly.

01:24:38.000 I mean, right?

01:24:39.000 Let's do it.

01:24:40.000 Sure.

01:24:42.000 Today we confronted an alleged.

01:24:45.000 Okay.

01:24:46.000 Okay.

01:24:47.000 We're looking at it.

01:24:51.000 So it starts off with today we confronted an alleged.

01:25:00.000 So let me search.

01:25:01.000 I'm gonna search.

01:25:02.000 Okay.

01:25:04.000 Oh, there we go.

01:25:06.000 Hello, everyone.

01:25:07.000 My name is Kyle Clifton.

01:25:08.000 Today we are going to confront in person another alleged January 6th federal informant who was seen at the Capitol with a firearm and an earpiece.

01:25:16.000 There have only been a total of three names that were quietly removed without any reason from the FBI list, and they refused to comment on it.

01:25:23.000 I last confronted Ray Epps, number 16.

01:25:26.000 Today we will confront Luke Robinson, number 343.

01:25:29.000 Luke Robinson was recently identified by my good friend who joins us here today, MJ from the JFK report.

01:25:36.000 Hey guys, the crazy thing is that MJ here actually knows Luke from previous activism done throughout Arizona with our good friend Ethan Schmidt.

01:25:44.000 MJ was indicted for being involved in J6 within 10 days of meeting Luke here in Arizona.

01:25:50.000 Is that a coincidence?

01:25:52.000 I don't think so.

01:25:53.000 Today, MJ and I have set up a sting operation where I will be going undercover to purchase a bicycle from him, and instead we will be asking him questions that everyday Americans want to know.

01:26:01.000 You know who this is, right?

01:26:03.000 Do you remember that video where there were a little protest going on and you were like, why don't people fight anymore?

01:26:08.000 And they had a sign there and he said, abortion's gay.

01:26:11.000 And he just kicked over the sign?

01:26:12.000 You remember that?

01:26:13.000 That was him.

01:26:14.000 Great guy.

01:26:15.000 Okay.

01:26:18.000 Before we get to the video, in the video.

01:26:20.000 Let's talk to me.

01:26:20.000 Hey, man.

01:26:21.000 We got...

01:26:22.000 Can you please wait a second?

01:26:26.000 We just want to know what's going on, man.

01:26:27.000 We can help you out.

01:26:28.000 We want to help you.

01:26:29.000 We need to figure out what's going on.

01:26:31.000 Hold on a second.

01:26:31.000 Making you accelerating.

01:26:34.000 Are you a federal informant?

01:26:36.000 No.

01:26:37.000 Were you a crisis actor?

01:26:41.000 Did you make a deal with defense to spy on me because you had a fire on you on January 6th?

01:26:47.000 Can you please relax?

01:26:51.000 I mean, hey man, I mean.

01:26:54.000 We just want to know what's going on because there's a lot of stuff right now with Ray Epps.

01:26:58.000 You know Ray Epps?

01:27:00.000 Do you know him personally?

01:27:02.000 Ray Epps?

01:27:04.000 Because we knew you were at the Capitol and we weren't sure if...

01:27:08.000 It's an earpiece and a firearm, man.

01:27:10.000 You got a firearm on touch of property.

01:27:12.000 That's serious stuff.

01:27:13.000 I got charged with a Mr. Mir for creating a picket, and that's a firearm, man. 0.99

01:27:18.000 I met you 10 days after the FBI came to my house on April 3rd.

01:27:22.000 Okay.

01:27:23.000 I mean, what's going on, man?

01:27:24.000 Alright, yeah.

01:27:25.000 What's with the earpiece at the Capitol?

01:27:27.000 Who are you talking to?

01:27:29.000 I'll see you guys later.

01:27:30.000 Who are you talking to?

01:27:31.000 Do you actually want to buy this bike or not?

01:27:34.000 Do you actually want to buy this bike or no?

01:27:37.000 Maybe it's a sting.

01:27:41.000 Do you actually want to buy this bike or no?

01:27:43.000 Sting in the police, you know, because he's working with the police.

01:27:47.000 1-6 death count is higher than you think.

01:27:49.000 Gavin, 1-6 death count is higher than you think.

01:27:51.000 Capital Offense, the ugly truth behind the five deaths from January 6th and 7th.

01:27:55.000 And then he has a link.

01:27:57.000 Stop hate.

01:27:58.000 These are all stop hate guys.

01:28:00.000 Great guys.

01:28:00.000 January 6th death count.

01:28:03.000 Plus, Michael Stenger, sergeant-at-arms, makes at least 18.

01:28:09.000 Go to that link.

01:28:13.000 Okay.

01:28:14.000 Come on.

01:28:15.000 Bluebird.

01:28:16.000 Come on, you beautiful bluebird.

01:28:20.000 All right.

01:28:21.000 Marjorie Telegreen.

01:28:23.000 Okay, well, we already saw that.

01:28:24.000 That's the double.

01:28:26.000 Also, John Sullivan, aka Jaden X, that was the Antifa guy who I believe is responsible for Ashley Babbitt's death.

01:28:32.000 He's the one who was saying, go, go, go.

01:28:35.000 He got his CNN money confiscated by the feds.

01:28:38.000 Wow.

01:28:38.000 And he isn't reporting in Ukraine.

01:28:40.000 He's reporting on Ukraine, remotely, obviously.

01:28:43.000 Likely his release conditions won't allow him to leave the country pending trial.

01:28:47.000 Wow.

01:28:47.000 Insurgents USA guy, Antifa BLM, infiltrates by dressing MEGA, recorded Ashley getting shot, was next to Ray Epps.

01:28:55.000 You should interview David Sumrall.

01:28:58.000 Somrall, who did Writing History, the Journalistic Battle of January 6th.

01:29:03.000 And Jake Lang, who did the truth about January 6th documentary.

01:29:08.000 Okay, that sounds like a good to-do.

01:29:12.000 J6 Truth documentary.

01:29:14.000 We should do a J6 app.

01:29:16.000 Stophate.com.

01:29:23.000 Trump's funniest tweet.

01:29:25.000 Hi, Gavin and Ryan guy.

01:29:26.000 I thought I'd send him one of my Trump's funniest tweets.

01:29:29.000 The Coca-Cola company is not happy with me.

01:29:32.000 That's okay.

01:29:33.000 I'll keep drinking that garbage.

01:29:37.000 I follow a thing where it's all old tweets of his.

01:29:41.000 Oh, really?

01:29:42.000 Yeah, I do, Mr. President.

01:29:44.000 And it's all your old tweets.

01:29:46.000 Wow.

01:29:47.000 Good stuff?

01:29:48.000 Yeah, it's great stuff.

01:29:49.000 Wow.

01:29:50.000 Ryan, what are you doing here?

01:29:52.000 Just whispering in the mic off camera there.

01:29:54.000 I'm at the.

01:29:56.000 Oh, you can't see me, but I'm.

01:29:58.000 You're in another room?

01:29:59.000 I'm the wife.

01:30:00.000 Okay.

01:30:01.000 Rubbing my child in your face. 0.83

01:30:03.000 Just wanted to take a moment to gloat about the fact that I currently have a one-month-old, so I get to smell baby breath all day long.

01:30:08.000 I also get to change so many diapers.

01:30:10.000 My wife and I are 24.

01:30:11.000 Nice job, dude.

01:30:13.000 My plan is to have a lot.

01:30:15.000 Our plan is to have a lot more.

01:30:17.000 You're a loser because you don't get to hang out with a kid this cute.

01:30:20.000 In all seriousness, this little guy has been such a blessing, and you are exactly right in everything you say about starting a family.

01:30:26.000 I'm feeling quite blessed these days.

01:30:29.000 Blessed because you are.

01:30:31.000 There's the little guy.

01:30:32.000 Wow.

01:30:36.000 That's a good one to end on, I think.

01:30:38.000 Beautiful, beautiful baby.

01:30:42.000 Oh, wait, here's a Trump one.

01:30:44.000 Okay.

01:30:44.000 Trump I Love You clip.

01:30:46.000 Hey, I think this might be the clip you're looking for.

01:30:49.000 Let's see.

01:30:50.000 I'm skeptical.

01:30:56.000 You've called women you don't like that.

01:30:59.000 They're bringing crime, they're rapists.

01:31:03.000 This is the Trump I Love You clip, right?

01:31:06.000 Email?

01:31:06.000 That's what it says.

01:31:07.000 I love China.

01:31:08.000 I love Mexico.

01:31:09.000 I tell everybody.

01:31:11.000 So I love you too.

01:31:13.000 That's a guy.

01:31:14.000 That's a guy.

01:31:15.000 I do love him, X. I won with men, but that's not important to me.

01:31:19.000 I won with women.

01:31:20.000 That's very important.

01:31:22.000 Very important.

01:31:24.000 I'm going to take some.

01:31:25.000 That's great.

01:31:26.000 All right.

01:31:26.000 You do it better than, you know, yet again, I watched the show.

01:31:30.000 This is better when you do the jellyfish, jellyfish, and then you watch it.

01:31:34.000 Yeah, I thought he had like this.

01:31:36.000 And he went, wait, that's a guy.

01:31:37.000 That's a guy.

01:31:38.000 And then he went, that's a guy.

01:31:39.000 Well, now I did.

01:31:40.000 Maybe he's done it more than once.

01:31:41.000 Now I did do it, right?

01:31:43.000 Right, there you go.

01:31:44.000 Let's get to the final video.

01:31:46.000 Absolutely.

01:31:46.000 We're going to get to it, and we're going to get to it.

01:31:48.000 If you really look at it, we're going to get to it in a way that nobody.

01:32:04.000 Hit it.

01:32:06.000 We're not going to do an introduction or anything.

01:32:08.000 We're just going to...

01:32:09.000 We're just going to do it.

01:32:10.000 Get right into it.

01:32:11.000 Get right into it.

01:32:12.000 Let's do it.

01:32:13.000 So I'm going to leave now.

01:32:14.000 Goodbye, everybody.

01:32:15.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:16.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:18.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:19.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:20.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:21.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:22.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:23.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:24.000 I'm out of here.

01:32:24.000 Bye.

01:32:25.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:25.000 Get fired.

01:32:26.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:27.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:28.000 Get in trouble.

01:32:28.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:29.000 Be brave.

01:32:30.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:30.000 And never stop fighting.

01:32:32.000 Thank you very much for coming.

01:32:33.000 Appreciate it.

01:32:34.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:34.000 Thank you very much.

01:32:37.000 Thank you.

01:32:38.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:42.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:43.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:44.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:45.000 Bye bye.

01:32:46.000 Bye-bye.

01:32:56.000 Everybody, bye-bye.

01:33:04.000 Bye-bye.

01:33:05.000 Bye-bye.

01:33:14.000 Enjoy yourself.

01:33:15.000 Bye-bye.

01:33:16.000 Enjoy yourself.

01:33:17.000 Bye.

01:33:18.000 Bye-bye.

01:33:19.000 Gotta get on the plane.

01:33:20.000 Bye-bye.

01:33:21.000 Bye-bye, darling.

Get Off My Lawn - Gavin McInnes - July 04, 2022

S4EP137 - JULY FOURTH IS TRUMP DAY

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